Bad Friends - Zac Efron & John Cena Make Bobby Cry

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Starting point is 00:01:07 Hey everybody! Ricky Stenikki is out right now, it's me, it's just me actually, the other guys that are in it, I don't know if they're important, but it is John Cena, Zac Efron, and Jermaine Fowler amongst a cast of other funny people. Great movie, watch it on Amazon Prime Video. Watch it on Prime Video, Ricky Stenikki available right now.

Starting point is 00:01:23 You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? I'm watching on Prime Video Ricky Sineke available right now Hey guys quiet, please we're doing a show Bobby likes to yell I like this. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Are you guys publicist? But I want you to introduce our guest the proper way. What? Yes. You guys you guys split split There's only two and two because we have Zach Efron John Cena yeah remain Fowler Andrew Santino and they're in a new movie called Rick smiles Ricky smiles Is our new movie? He does smile a lot in the movie and I'm tell you right now I heard it's a grubbanger did tell the tell the boys everything you know about Ricky what I know about the Ricky smiles is that he Smiles a lot in the movie and dude. It's like, you know about Ricky Smiles. What I know about the Ricky Smiles is that he smiles a lot in the movie

Starting point is 00:02:05 and dude, it's like, you know, smile. Remember the movie, Smile? I do, I've seen it. You know what I mean? And my friends are in it. Yeah, we're in a movie called Ricky Stenicke. That's called Ricky Stenicke. Ricky Smiles of Black Cubs.

Starting point is 00:02:15 Ricky Stenicke. So do another introduction. Welcome to the Bad Friends podcast. We have two, three, five, four, very big actors and stuff. Yeah, sorry. Thanks. I mean, these are bigger. Hurry up!

Starting point is 00:02:30 They're bigger. Introduce, yeah, they are. They're bigger than you. Physically, yeah, they are. So we're with two very big stars. One comic I've known for very, I don't even know. He's a star? I know he is, but you know, you're not them.

Starting point is 00:02:40 Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not them! He's not them! And then we got Andrew, my buddy, right? John and I go way back. We did mad TV together, the couple of see you, he punched me, like slapped my stomach in a sketch.

Starting point is 00:02:51 Okay, so John, he wants to know, he was scared and nervous, he's nervous now. Do you remember the sketch? Yeah, you are. Oh my God, do I remember it? I remember it like it was yesterday. You gotta understand, I appreciate the kind words, Bobby. Look up when he's speaking to you.

Starting point is 00:03:04 Or don't, whatever. No, I need him to look up Look up. We you know Wrestling in WWE for a long time has been looked at in a certain light And you were kind enough to welcome me on your show and do a bit Asking me to do some crazy stuff and boy did you take a whole hell of a lot of punishment But you you also gave us an avenue to introduce WWE to a whole different audience. So thank you for that.

Starting point is 00:03:27 I greatly appreciate it. I remember like it was yesterday. And you know what man? You know what man? Yeah. The pleasure is all mine. And I was so nervous that you wouldn't remember him, John. He was really scared John.

Starting point is 00:03:40 So nervous. Yeah, you were scared. You're gonna remember me. I'm not scared. All right. Anyway, tell us about the movie. Well, the movie comes out March 7th on Amazon Prime Video. And what do you think some of your favorite stuff is? What do you mean? Huh?

Starting point is 00:03:52 What do you think some of your favorite things in the movie are? You saw the trailer. I never saw it. Okay, good. It's because of the jealousy. Can we do something real fast, by the way, with the boys? This is kind of how chaotic our show always is. We're not going to be doing it. We're not going to be doing it. We're not going to be doing it. We're not going to be doing it. in the movie are you saw the trailer Well, it's because of jealousy can we do something real fast with the boys this is kind of how chaotic our show always is

Starting point is 00:04:09 But we're gonna call somebody because it's her birthday today. Did you call her today? Who was this person who you're talking about your mom's birthday today? Is it really do you not know what your mother's birthday today? Fuck dude, I swear to God. I swear to God. I sent her a happy birthday first thing in the morning Dude, I swear to God. I swear to God. I sent her a happy birthday first thing in the morning That's insane that you was a date. I don't want to be here for today is the fourth the 13th. This is your mom's birthday Yeah, she's not gonna pick up for you. Well, you call her. I'll figure it's gonna pick up for me Not you she just sent me a bunch of text. She sent me photos this morning from the tub. What like No, just being like enjoying my tub. She was shriveled up, Titty enjoying my tub. We're shriveled up, Titty.

Starting point is 00:04:42 Yeah. Her Titty's are shriveled up, dude. Oh, she picked up and hung up. Face-timer, so you could say. Oh, really? So I'm just sorry. Because we like to sing Happy Birthday to Bob's mom. Yeah, the mom.

Starting point is 00:04:52 Yeah. Because Bob is 52. His mom is, which old is your mom? A thousand years old. A thousand, 158? Yeah, and no one's counting. Here we go. But I texted his mom.

Starting point is 00:05:00 This is how I knew what would happen on this. I texted her first thing in the morning. Here we go. She doesn't pick up for me. I have no more money. Everyone that's been at the center for $3,500, no more money. I thought it was more than that. That's it now. For 20 years, $3,500, that was pretty good.

Starting point is 00:05:14 It's not bad. I mean, you're a little bit... I'm a good son. A little bit cheap if you mean. I'm not saying I'll leave a message. Let's leave a message. Happy birthday to you. No. Happy birthday to you. No. Happy birthday to you. No.

Starting point is 00:05:27 Happy birthday. Zach, from John Cena are here to say happy birthday. I'm with John Cena, you know him. Zach, from you know. Jermaine Fowler. You're not gonna do Jermaine. You're not gonna do Andrew. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She does know me. She knows, yeah, I know she knows you. So let's sing happy birthday. We're gonna sing happy birthday real fast. Ready, one, two, three.

Starting point is 00:05:46 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear mom. Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my. Happy birthday to you. Thanks mom, happy birthday. Yes, y'all. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:06:00 She's the greatest woman on earth. She came back to our Phoenix show and just like the Lee fashion She didn't want to talk to anybody. She sat on the couch and she was looking at BTS pictures on her iPad for about an hour and a half. She loves them That's her favorite. She wishes her son was like BTS. She wishes you were yeah. Yeah, I'm a fat fuck. You are sorry But that's okay. Any way. I'm sorry Well, I did this to my body.

Starting point is 00:06:26 You know, me and Jermaine, we're talking about, we're playing a little game, guys. Can you want to play a little game? Let's play a game. So it's giving him some evergreen movies and let's just play a little game and he knew a lot. Right. So I'm going to give you some and if you do this,

Starting point is 00:06:38 that's a buzzer. All right. Name me one actor in the movie, Mean Streets. Come on. Oh, Jermaine. Did you make it? Oh, yeah, go ahead. There's Mike. Get the mic, Zach. Name me one actor in the movie mean streets come on Jermaine did you make it? Oh, yeah, go ahead. There's my get the mic Zach deniero right deniero. Yeah One point for a friend one point first. All right. How about this one actor in the movie being there? Yeah, go go ahead who's back there go ahead who knows

Starting point is 00:07:04 Peter sauce fuck yeah. Very good. One to one. The first one to three wins. Thank you on this. John, you gotta get in on this. Really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a killer film.

Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah, I'll help you out here, John. One actor in the movie, The Rustler. Mickey Rourke. What? John, what the fuck, dude? That was yours. That was a layup, dude. That was a layup for you.

Starting point is 00:07:23 It's slow. Todd Berry. Take this, take this, because you're on the competition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're not in it? No. Yeah, yeah. You see that line again, it was very funny. I'm competing to the best of my ability.

Starting point is 00:07:35 I know you are, Jack. You're doing so good, dude. You're doing so good. Thank you so much. Yeah, one to two. Okay, so here, all right. Should I go deep cut? What?

Starting point is 00:07:43 Secrets. Okay. You're doing so good. Thank you so much. Yeah one to two. Okay, so here. All right, should I go deep cut what? Secrets Okay, name one actor in the movie Ricky snicky Zach Zach Bro, dude, dude, you're a dude You didn't know that John

Starting point is 00:08:04 I almost said Matt Damon Dude Dude, you didn't know that John? I didn't know that I almost said Matt Damon I almost said Matt Damon I just wanted to say Matt Damon I don't know why Is he Matt Damon in it? Maybe he could be in it Are we done with the game or do you want to do one more?

Starting point is 00:08:20 It's 2 to 2 to 1 so Whoever goes to 3 What happens to the winner oh you're gonna get a 10 second hug from me yeah I just I know this is a movie I know we're in Hollywood right it's not sexually based it's more like a soldier visiting his dad you know how these surprise their dad that's like more of those kind of hugs thanks like welcome home son I can't wait thank you yeah thank you in my case I maybe the Vietnam War because it's you

Starting point is 00:08:54 know man yeah the Korean War let's make a Korean War because I'm Korean right what the fuck which what what do you want Jermaine I don't know you gotta pick one okay Korean Jermaine we can do we can do any war you want Jermaine? I don't know you gotta pick Korean we can do we can do any war you want what kind of war hug reenactment would you like? Okay great So it's a tie two to two to one because of the Lord's Finch for yes, the reference yes My bad. All right. Do I get a final movie question? Okay, here we go. Let's go. By the way, Zach pause long enough to not know it was his name in this movie.

Starting point is 00:09:32 Who's in the movie? He was like, he said, Zach Efron, Zach Damon. I almost wanted you to like look at your hand like Zach Efron. That's me. I just hit the table. I want to actor one actor in the movie. Close encounters in the third kind. Ooh, this is good. Come on, come on boys, John, do you know? Wow. Oh, no.

Starting point is 00:09:54 I can't think of a single person. The guy from Joseph's in it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? Don't give hints. He's not going to do a name. Well, he's going to get a hug now. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:03 You're going to have to cherish this hug. This is important. Richard Dreyfus. Richard Dreyfus is in it? No, oh my God, dude. Well, he's gonna get a hug now. Oh, yeah, you can't you get a cherish this hug this important No, oh my god, dude, Zach's buzzed he didn't buzz Give him a hug. Oh, we do. Yeah, you Zach gets along Yeah, you did yeah, yeah, yeah, dude you didn't want to hug me you knew the answer you don't want to Hug this place. That's fucked up dude. You know what your man? Yeah, you you play out the scene right now with Bobby right behind us give a hug like you're coming home from the war Well, yeah, we can both be coming home from the war. Yeah, Or we've built it up so much, we can just take it away from. Yeah, we could.

Starting point is 00:10:47 Forgive him the satisfaction. Never give it to him. This is a good thing. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right, Zach. Zach, you've just come home. Zach, you play the dad.

Starting point is 00:10:55 OK. You're the dad. I'm your career. I was adopted. Obviously. I was adopted. No, no, no. What if his wife was Korean?

Starting point is 00:11:02 I don't look half Asian. Yeah, you do. You look full Asian, but there now That's half that's half that's half Look at that. This is a guy from Tennessee. Oh, there's a guy from Tennessee. There he is. How you doing? Welcome home, son. Yeah, this is the career war doesn't make any sense. Why wouldn't it make why? Korea 1950s. You're a soldier from America who fought in Korea in your half. Welcome home, son.

Starting point is 00:11:30 Oh, yeah. Oh, but there he is. Well, well, well. Oh, I'm so glad you're back. You're my dad! You're his dad. Welcome home, dad. You're the speedbun! I was gonna speedbun! Wait a minute, this doesn't make any sense.

Starting point is 00:11:44 You're a half Korean kid who went to fight in the Korean War on the American side, fighting against the North Koreans? Yes, I'm sure that. Makes perfect sense. Now it makes perfect sense. Of course! So walk in the door and hug your son, dad.

Starting point is 00:11:54 Yeah, but when I walked in, dad didn't even give a fuck I was in the room. That's what a dad would do. Really, he thought his son was gonna die, and I'm surprised again. You, he thought you were gonna make it through? I don't think he- You're the first one to go!

Starting point is 00:12:04 I know, that's why I put one, that he should be more surprised. You should be shocked that he make it through? I don't think he- You're the first one to go. I know, that's why poor thing. He should be more surprised. You should be shocked that he needed home. I don't think he knew you left. He's a stoic, he's a stoic. Oh, he's a stoic there. Yeah, I didn't know that. All right, so here you go.

Starting point is 00:12:13 Zach, this is really showing some good acting chops with your son coming home, your half Korean son coming home from the Korean War, fighting on the American side of course. He's home, you're reading the paper, go ahead. Your eyes are burning, hurry up. But who like Matt Damon would the paper go ahead okay let him do it at least settling in go ahead who's who's there who is there no you don't live there anymore he thinks you're dead okay

Starting point is 00:12:42 Oh Great Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, sorry my bad. He's literally doing his job Christian bail don't don't see be it right now. Don't oh man good to be home Who's that? who's there? No, no way no way Is he blind? No, he got blinded from a bomb. Yeah, I'm a bomb. Wow. You're back. I can't believe you. Congratulations. How was the war?

Starting point is 00:13:29 What even wanting more than anything Get a hug from your dad Yeah, oh Son I'm so happy you're back one one thousand two one thousand three one thousand multi-cam audience for one thousand five or is it not one thousand it's like oh It's Oklahoma one Mississippi Two Jermaine Okay, we like to do some unorthodox questions on the show. We like to throw, yeah, just a little.

Starting point is 00:14:09 We like to throw you off. We like a game called Who's the Fatty? And every week we measure on our crew who's gained a little bit of weight. If you can guess the correct weight of Bobby, you get a prize. We have a scale. Did we bring the scale? Did we bring it? We didn't bring it? Okay, so what do you think what do you think that his current weight is? He's looking right at me. Stand up and do a spin and spin. God he's looking

Starting point is 00:14:33 right at me. Lift up your shirt. Yeah, they need it because then they kind of, because gray is gray looks like, there it is. Thanks, that helps. It actually does help. That's not a heavy weight. And now if you you guess the way you get a prize and tell them how tall you are five foot no five two and a half five two and a half five two and a half five two and a half you look good 168 168 from Zach I was gonna say 165 165 six and a half stone six and a half stone. I have no idea. I don't do any of that European stuff That it's gotta be it's he's good. That is John John would give us a task. How many pounds is six and a half stone? It's 91 pounds

Starting point is 00:15:23 Guesses a guess is a guest dude. I'm 170 who got a closest Zack did and you know what you get Zach another 10 second hug another hug He's home from the war again. Oh my god Dad you love on, one three Texas, Texas Christian University, four Texas Christian University, five to, very good, you guys. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Thanks for your service, Bobby.

Starting point is 00:15:55 Now we gotta go everyone on their way. No, no, no, just you. That's the show. Well, because yours is the most fun, yours is the most deceiving. 170 is good. Yours is deceptive. Your is the most deceiving 170 is good yours is the way five two 170 is good. I think so right? Five that's not good good. How tall wait? How tall are you five seven five seven?

Starting point is 00:16:14 How much do you weigh 150? What is that? What is that? What is that? That's normal. Yeah, that's a normal. I'm abnormal. So what he's supposed to be? What I should be 140. You know how good I look though. Move over Steven you. You carry it well. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. What's no real question from everybody? What your answer might be? Okay, so, um, very serious. John, hi. Good to see you again. You have not aged. You look so good.

Starting point is 00:16:47 Neither of you. You look the same. That's completely true. Thank you. Hair a little bit. Sideburns. Thank you so much. You have your congratulations.

Starting point is 00:16:53 Thank you. You had all your success. You as well. I'm doing okay. You are. I'm doing okay. You are. Don't do this.

Starting point is 00:17:00 What the fuck you doing? John, why was I not in the movie? That, uh, that's an honest question My answer is those choices are way above my pay grade. That's the political one. That's the genuine one I don't I don't have any stroke. Okay Maybe that maybe that too maybe that too yeah I was aware of it I tracked it you know you track projects oh were you on the tracking boards no but I was like okay Ricky Ricky what role in the movie do you think I forgot what I was thinking what role do you think you could have played in this film Ricky

Starting point is 00:17:39 Ricky John okay so John is Ricky Stenicke yeah of course he's the guy that we hired to play our alibi best friend Of course he is. Efron and Jermaine and I are the three best friends. Where do you think you slide in? You think you could have gotten Jermaine's role? Yeah. Yeah. I mean is yours black specific? Well, yeah Yeah, you're the minority friend. You're the minority friend. You want to be my minority friend? I would what would I be? What would I be? Thank you, dude. We're the same category. What would you be? Well at one point we what could he have been we aided a restaurant? I could it my partner You could you couldn't have been his partner why because in the movie he has his partner is a beautiful little handsome man and

Starting point is 00:18:16 They and that's you could have been his partner. Oh You know you could have been his partner. Why go Seconds on steak fries. Yes. Yes could have been him What's it? There's you'll come or you saw the movie. No, yeah, we actually sent it We sent it to you and you didn't watch it, but can I just that's okay? I want to I know what you're trying to do right now I know what you're trying to do right now. I didn't do anything. Yeah. Yeah. I want to let you guys know right now Okay, I wish I was in the movie, but I'm okay I'm doing my other things as well.

Starting point is 00:18:46 What are you doing? I'm not gonna mention the things I'm in, but I'm just saying I got other things as well, and I'm okay with my life. So I know what you guys are trying to do, and you know what I mean? Fuck you. Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Starting point is 00:18:57 You said you were fine. You said you were fine. You said you were fine. Dude, no, no, no. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuckin' pieces of shit. I'm good, I love you. As long as you're No, no, no. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuckin' pieces of shit. I'll get it. I'll get it.

Starting point is 00:19:06 I love you. As long as you're good, man. Yeah. I'm good, Zach. I'm good, Zach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry. We'll edit all that out.

Starting point is 00:19:14 You can't say fuck you on this? Well, I don't think the press is gonna like us saying fuck you to the guys in the movie. We'll cut it out. I promise you. I'll cut it out. Can I still do the eyes? Sometimes. That was pretty good, right?

Starting point is 00:19:24 What? No, no, we're gonna leave it at that. Who sponsors this? Uh, Evian. Honestly, Evian. Anymore? You see how empty this room is? And we have seven publicists and people that are working on the film on the other side

Starting point is 00:19:39 of the camera for the boys ready to pounce at any moment. They're working. No, Bobby is- So where's the movie airing? It's gonna be on Amazon Prime Video March 7th. Very good, Amazon Prime Video March 1st. Condescending, condescending, condescending. Bobby, Bobby, you don't know on purpose, man.

Starting point is 00:19:51 It's a seven. What? March 7th. March 7th, Amazon Prime. Video. In there will be a square. No, it's not. Just Prime.

Starting point is 00:19:58 Just Prime, Prime Video. Just Prime Video. No, it was Amazon Prime Video, not just Prime Video. He said, fuck it. He said, just Prime. It's a video Prime. Amazon owns video Prime. It's Prime Video. Prime Video, not just Prime Video. He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said,

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Starting point is 00:20:15 he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said Please be honest. Why would this star of caliber with the Fairly Brothers behind it? Pete Fairly himself, not Bobby. Whatever. We usually, that's why we only got one of the two Fairly's. Anyway, and I cannot believe that it's not going to theaters. We agree, which should be in the movie theaters. And I don't know who's behind it,

Starting point is 00:20:39 but it's probably, what? Amazon is behind the whole thing, you know that. Yeah, Amazon. Jeff Bezos. Should we call him? Yeah, you have to. I'll call Bezos right now. And I'll ask him what's going on.

Starting point is 00:20:49 Call Bezi. I hope this one works. I'm gonna call Jeff Bezos right now. He's with his mom. Because I'm gonna say, and I want you to say Jeff, put it in the theaters. Will you do that if he picks up?

Starting point is 00:20:58 Yeah, yeah. Please? Yeah, yeah, I will. I've never talked to him, but I'll... Hold on. He's on a yacht or something. Man-scape! Tap of the morning to ya! No, it's top of the morning to ya!

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Starting point is 00:22:26 Hi Hi, it's your mom. It's your mom. But act is like mom mom Are you Jeff Bezos? Yeah, Jeff talk to Jeff Ah, so yeah? Yeah, Jeff. Talk to Jeff. How come this is a country that's weird?

Starting point is 00:22:45 Ah, anyway, Jeff Bezos. Good. Jeff Bezos, how come Ricky Sestanicki is not in theaters? And do you have a name? No, I can hear you. Happy birthday, happy birthday. Happy birthday, mom. Happy birthday, Jeff Bezos. Happy birthday, Jeff Bezos.

Starting point is 00:23:05 Happy birthday, Jeff Bezos. Mom? You got an amazing iPad. Oh, you're on the iPad? She doesn't want to speak in English because she knows what he's saying. Okay. No, it's okay, mom. Answer one question for her. She's about to by brother's hand.

Starting point is 00:23:26 Yeah. I heard it. Okay, mom. Anyway. The better brother? Am I in stock? Okay. Birthday.

Starting point is 00:23:33 Jeff Bezos. I'm not okay. Jeff Bezos, sounds weird. Oh, okay. What is he doing? Jeff. Bye, Jeff. Yeah, I wish you guys.

Starting point is 00:23:42 Put it in the theaters. Please. Okay. Jeff put it in the theaters, please Okay Mom what the fuck is both all right, I'll talk to you later, okay Bye Jeff Wow, I don't think I need this for this interview sounds different Yeah, he's under a little medication, Jeff. What's been going on with you? What's been going on with you, Mesa?

Starting point is 00:24:12 What's been going on, dude? Slow down a little bit. Yeah, he's living that fast life, man. You know, Jeff, when Jeff hears us, he gets so excited. He does. He turns Korean. He turns Korean. He turns into an old Korean woman.

Starting point is 00:24:24 It's interesting. You know one of those things, you know Well, that's that well look it's gonna be out of March 7th. Yeah, that's and and that is the new world that we live in Hmm, and it's gonna be everyone's TV. They don't have to go to the theater to watch they can watch it at home Yeah, watch on your phone. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be hit and I'm really very looking forward to it You're very looking forward to it Yeah, I cannot wait. Okay, so do some sign off questions with the boys. I know you want someone on one time. You beg for it. You got all nervous before we came here. I wasn't nervous. You were so nervous. No, I'll tell you what I was pacing and smoking again. Which we're not

Starting point is 00:24:56 smoking. I put your cologne. I was great. I wasn't pacing. Here's why, right? Here's why is because you know, we live in a podcast role where we can say whatever we want, and here I have to be a little bit more professional about it. And all right, all right. It lives, it lives, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I meant it. I meant it.

Starting point is 00:25:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I meant it. But no, I was like, thank you so much. So I was just wondering how am I gonna be able to navigate it no, I was like, thank you so much. So I was just wondering like, how am I gonna be able to navigate it? But I think it went pretty good so far. I think you did a wonderful job. Yeah, I think you did a wonderful job. So do a sign off question with each of the guys.

Starting point is 00:25:32 What does that mean? You asked them that final question that you read the final question you really wanted to ask. Okay, so I wanna, all right, so John. How's your mom? She's fantastic. Honestly? She's fantastic. Honestly, she's fantastic. I often confuse her with Jeff Bezos.

Starting point is 00:25:50 But she's fantastic. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I'm telling her you said hello. Signing off. Thank you. Yeah, Zach. Zach.

Starting point is 00:25:59 Is he a handsome and new worker? Oh yeah, can I say something? Sure. The mic up, baby. Yeah, I'm not, you know, I like women. What's that? I just. You like women?

Starting point is 00:26:12 I like women. Do you want me to tell the guys what you said before we started? No, I don't want to do that, but what I'm gonna say is that I like women and. You like all people? As humans, yeah. You like humans.

Starting point is 00:26:21 100%. I love them. But you're saying right now at this stage and you're like you're into girls. I've always been. Well, okay. Okay. Yeah, that's fine.

Starting point is 00:26:28 I shouldn't have said, I just saying that, you know, I was like, I was wondering if Zach Efron is as handsome as in real life. Oh, so you're saying in case you might not be into women, would Zach? I'm 100% into women. It's fine if you're not. But I'm remind you of a woman?

Starting point is 00:26:42 No. Do you just remind you of a woman? No, no. Is that what you're telling us? I gotta get it out. I'm gonna get it out woman No, no, is that what you're gonna get it out. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just saying what I'm saying is is that You look just as good as I perceived you to be on the scale of what you thought he was gonna What does this have to do with you liking me? Thanks? I'm just because I don't want him to think I'm he's hitting on me or whatever We'll try to hit on him and see if he's into I don't want to do that I'm gonna see if he's in your beautiful eyes your eyes are stunning All right, right thanks for this these questions are those your real eyes

Starting point is 00:27:13 Yeah, I told you fucking you're right the whole time those are his fake On Amazon Those are real, dude. No, they're real. They are. Amazing. I'm asking the question you wanted to ask. Bobby wants to know if you'd ever be interested in any sort of world, if you'd go to a dinner date with him.

Starting point is 00:27:33 No, I never said that. I don't even answer that. That's ridiculous. I'm never going to see you again. I'm never going to get a date with him. It's platonic. I'm never going to see him again. It's platonic.

Starting point is 00:27:41 It's a friend. Do you want to go on a date? Well, we could do a group thing one day. No, you want on one. I'm not going to want on one. Back to German.. It's a friend, do you wanna go out? Well, we could do a group thing one day. No, you one on one. I'm not gonna one on one. Back to Jermaine. Ask him.

Starting point is 00:27:47 Ask him. Will you wanna go out and do it? I'm... I'm... I'm... Bottom of my heart, I'd love to. Okay, that was a good one. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:27:54 I told you. Wasn't that hard, you said ask. All right, Jermaine's final question. So Jermaine, you know, can I say this? Like, can I make a statement first and then a question? You've done that the whole time, so yeah. Thank you, thank you. I don't know why you'd stop now.

Starting point is 00:28:05 I have to say, look at me, dude. Jermaine, lean in, please, if you don't mind. I've known you for a while. Why are you so shy right now? So cute. And before we did this, I said, you checked every one of my boxes. Yes, you did, yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:23 Is that your question? No, I'm making a statement first. Oh, right. It's always statement first. How about this? I'm sorry, my bad. You didn't have to do that. Your comedy game is okey-dokey. That's so white. That's so white. Give it like a more uplifting white phrase. What?

Starting point is 00:28:52 Like, you know. Cowabunga, man. Cowabunga, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cowabunga, man. Your comedy game is Cowabunga. Cowabunga, dude. Out of sight.

Starting point is 00:28:59 It's out of sight. It's out of sight. Right. But guess what? Guess what, dude? What? what game did I realize today? That my movie no no no no oh Cologne game. Yeah, you like my cologne game your smell did bro was I was gonna say too much to quit again Okay, amazing

Starting point is 00:29:21 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Amazing. Very good. I don't know. Top line, top of the line. Let's go higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top notch, top notch, top notch.

Starting point is 00:29:29 Thank you, thank you, top notch. Thank you, man. And I, what, what, I took a photo of the colonial wearing. You did? Yeah. Have you smelled him guys? Could you guys get in and smell him real fast?

Starting point is 00:29:39 Just smell him. No, because I sprayed. How is it, Zach? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. John, John, John, John, John smell him. John, take a hop real fast. Wow. I Yeah Wow Don't know how legit it smells great. Wow. I'll tell you what, it's not gonna quit. That's for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:07 Honestly, you hit the smell game to it and you're number one on my bunk. Out of all the people at the table? No. He's third. All right, give him the third. Yeah, so, do you like me? Can I be honest with you? Yeah, be completely honest. I've been a fan of you since I was in middle school, man

Starting point is 00:30:28 And I've always thought you were fucking hilarious and this is really cool to me too, bro No, he's gonna cry No, I'm not joking. I think I told you this in the van when we did that comedy festival. I'm joking I thought it's one of the hero to go. Yeah Huge fan huge fan John John huge Huge fan, huge fan, John? John? Huge? John is huge. John is huge. I know you're huge.

Starting point is 00:30:48 Huge fan, huge fan, huge. I know you're huge. John's huge. So, that's very nice of you. Anyway, good luck with the movie. Thanks for doing it. Yeah, I did. What do you tell everybody at home?

Starting point is 00:30:55 Where do they see the movie? What's it called again? As a Mazzon Prime. March 5th. March 7th. 7th. Ricky Snicky. Prime Video.

Starting point is 00:31:02 Prime Video. Ricky Stenicky. Watch it. Fairly. Peter. Peter Fairly. Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend. Seventh Ricky snickie prime video Brian Bavidia Ricky Stanicci Stanicci watch it fairly Peter Peter fairly Yeah, thank you for being a bad friend. Hey bad friends this shirt I don't trust soup is in the movie Ricky Stanicci John Cena is wearing it in one of the writers of the film Brian Jarvis and the director the great legendary Pete Fairley decided make these shirts sell them out there and a big big chunk of the proceeds Goes to make-a-wish Foundation which mr.

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Starting point is 00:31:46 Well, you know, I could talk shit now man. He's thicker than he's too thick for me thick Yeah, what do you mean? He's thick. What would be stuck it strong? Yeah, you know, he's just too perfect Too perfect yet. He's blue eyes dude pierced my butthole dude. Beautiful. He was so handsome. I was like an X-men fucking mutant power dude. I was so into him. When you shot in the hospital. So hard to shoot with him because I always wanted to kiss him.

Starting point is 00:32:11 I put that in the script. I'd say what if we had a kissing scene? Yeah he's cute. And he was like what do you mean a kissing scene? I said what if we're best friends? Yes. And he says yeah. And I said what if we have a little smooching scene?

Starting point is 00:32:22 Yeah. Look at that. There's a picture of the crew. There's me, John Cena, Zach Efron giving you bunny ears. Classic. Classic one. Classic F dog and Jermaine Fowler, another great actor and comedian, a fellow stand up. The new Lawrence Fishburne. You know, I don't know if he would like that, but maybe.

Starting point is 00:32:39 He is. I already told him you look like him. He doesn't really look like Lawrence Fishburne. I know you thought that was the case. The essence. Like, I have the essence of Jet Lee. No. That's what everyone says. No, you don't.

Starting point is 00:32:50 Everyone says. No. Maybe Jumbo Jet Lee. I was going to say that. Jumbo Lee. Jumbo Jet Lee. Jumbo Jet Lee. That was fun though, today, with the guys.

Starting point is 00:33:01 Oh, what a great job. I really do hope people like the movie. So I'm happy. And I'm thank you very much. Congratulations. I'm grateful for you to come do that for me. Yeah. It was a great job. I really do hope people like the movie. So I'm, and I'm thank you very, congratulations. Grateful for you to come do that for me. It was a great movie. I thought it was.

Starting point is 00:33:09 You saw it? Yeah. Well, how? For the first time. How about Drugs or June? You see that? See, that's the thing. That's the thing.

Starting point is 00:33:16 This is a good movie. See, that's the thing. You're into his shit. You're not into myself. Okay, first of all, it's not a competition. And let's be real here. We're supporting both of our films. Drugs or June is going to be an incredible film with great success. And I hope this one is too. It's be real here. We're supporting both of our films. Drugshare June is gonna be an incredible film

Starting point is 00:33:25 of great success. And I hope this one is too. It's gonna be. They're both great with a lot of people that we hope do well. I wanna talk about Vegas for you for a second. I wanna hear all about Vegas. Number one.

Starting point is 00:33:36 Man, it looked so fun. The number one question I got from everybody was, where's Andrew? Shut up, dude. 100%. Don't pander to me now. Don't do that because you know I was upset. Don't do that.

Starting point is 00:33:47 Shut up. Everyone's Tom, Bert, where's, is Andrew here? Tom and Bert asked about me? Yeah. Shoot me a text and invite me to the show. Fucking put me on the show. I told you I invited myself. They didn't invite me.

Starting point is 00:34:00 Yes, they did. I said, can I go? And they go, are you sure? I go, yes. And I went. You know why they fucking didn't invite me and they invited you on the show? Because they wanted this to happen on the air. That's not why. Yeah. They wanted us to have some live beef. Will Compton was there. Will's there. You know? Uh, uh, uh. DiStefano. Chris DiSoto. Soder.

Starting point is 00:34:19 Soder. Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis. Well, of course, Shane Gillis. He's sponsored by Bud Lightnow. He has changed the, uh, changed the game. And then, um, who else was there? Paulie Shore came. He lives in Vegas. Oh, that's right. Adam Ray. What? Adam Ray. Adam Ray did it. Warren Sapp was there. Joey Fatone. Can I tell you about that fucking old-timey fucker, Warren Sapp? What do you mean? You don't like him? Not old-fucking-timey, motherfucker. What happened? I'll tell you something right now about that old times. Yeah. Open up about Warren Sapp. I'll tell you about Warren Sapp right now, dude. I'm gonna say this to his fucking face, dog.

Starting point is 00:34:51 Do it, dog. Warren, listen to me right here and be clear about it right now. I'm gonna be very clear, right? Yeah. You ain't got shit. What does that even mean? You ain't got shit? I'll tell you why, dude. Can I tell you why? I'm waiting. So Burton Tom, they do teams Yeah football teams. Yeah, they divided you guys up, right? Obviously. I'm the last guy picked. No Yeah, right. They even picked you as well. Warren's stabs There's a snappy snap sap like tree snap warren tree snap goes no no To you to fucking Tom Segura nah not him I

Starting point is 00:35:28 was the last guy of course me yeah but maybe they could have done it without you so then we just what this old-time it will fuckers you know what it's what he say so we number one I did the best out of everyone in all the competitions I was MVP in all the athletic. I was MVP. And all the athletic competitions? All of them. They couldn't believe it. Asked a girl. What were the competitions?

Starting point is 00:35:49 Punching, throwing a ball. Eating rice was one of them? No, no, no. And also punching it through the fucking goalposts. You did that better than anybody. Tom didn't make one. Let me, can I tell my story? Please.

Starting point is 00:36:00 All right. Will Compton didn't make any? Look at me celebrating. Like a champion. And that's Tom right now. I was so proud of you. No, so I really was. So it's the last event. They do the punt.

Starting point is 00:36:14 OT comes up to me. OT? Yeah. OT Genesis? No, old time. Oh, sapadap. Sapadop. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:23 Old time comes up to me and he goes, sir, let me tell you how you do it. I go, how do I do it? So you place the ball, he goes, put your foot right here, take three steps back, then just follow the motion forward and then kick it. Yeah, seems pretty logical. Exactly. But I go, yo, my body doesn't work like yours. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:42 My body is more. You guys might have similar working bodies. I don't know. But my mind's more, my kicking is more karate. Oh, you're, oh right. Haya. It's more of a Haya kind of a thing. Right? Yeah. So, no, I'm, you know, worn sap. I know what I'm doing. So, I do it this way. It went right on the ground, went up to the left. You didn't get even any lift. So, when you did his one, yeah, you're more Haya. Right. So, I have two shot tries, right?, so and I the second story goes no do it again Cuz you just that was a practice I go no man

Starting point is 00:37:10 You know what the fuck you're talking about dog back off warren's back the fuck up sap dog I took 50 steps back five zero. Yeah, okay. Were you and I ran toward it? What were you in the stadium? No, I yeah, I ran toward it. Okay kicked it right between the goalposts God bless And I got it Tom didn't make one Bert Compton didn't make one Bert made one was Taylor there with will no Taylor wasn't there Wow, but my point being is that there he is There's my man. So tell us what else you did in Vegas Did you gamble I lost thousands of dollars? Did you meet any ladies? No. No ladies. No ladies. What about uh... Nothing. How about Guy Fieri? Are you his new BFF?

Starting point is 00:37:52 We argued about mozzarella sticks. What was your argument? His is no good. He doesn't like them. Because what do you mean? I go yours is no good. I had a restaurant once, no good. Oh yeah. And then he goes, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't even know what restaurant we would have mozzarella sticks. I swear to fucking god, no good. Oh yeah. And then he goes, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't even know what restaurant we would have mozzarella sticks. I swear to fucking God, Guy Guy. I call him Guy Guy. Look up Guy Fieri's restaurant menu.

Starting point is 00:38:11 I bet you there's mozzarella sticks on there. Was he lying? I don't know. And I go, it's no good. It's too much. Too much cheese. Too much deep fries. Oh right.

Starting point is 00:38:20 And then we kind of kind of fight. It was like, no, you know what you're talking about? I make the best mozzarella sticks. Here we go. I don't think I don't see it on there. I know. Jalapeno pig poppers. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:32 Dynamite shrimp. All right, so he doesn't have mozzarella sticks. So then he was there, and then who else was there? Vince Wan was there. PV. Who else was there? What, and who's the most Hollywood motherfucker out of this crew? It's you, pa-ba.

Starting point is 00:38:49 Yeah, yeah. You little baby. You know Zach our front and John Cena? I don't. I did a movie with him. Exactly, that's Hollywood. I didn't work with these people, I just did a show. How much more fun did you have?

Starting point is 00:39:00 You just got to go to Vegas and kick footballs with Warren Saffodopoulos. That's true. Yeah. I didn't know who he was, I still don't he was a I refuse to know Okay, I won't tell you I refuse to know well god bless. Did you have any other fun in Vegas that you want to share? No, you ate a lot of good food you called me. Oh fuck. Thank you for saying that you got it Today is the day I get my butcher box and I get so excited because do you guys like

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Starting point is 00:40:28 It's a good intro. I'm so excited. I went to the best restaurant I've ever been to. What is it called? I forgot. No, I'm kidding. It's called Bizarre Meats. Oh, Bizarre Meats.

Starting point is 00:40:44 Yeah. By Jose Andres. Byats. Yeah. By Jose Andres. By Jose Andres. By Jose Andres. And I'm gonna say something to you, dude. Yeah. Okay. They brought out the Wagyu A5 Kobe beef. Sure. And they brought out a certificate with a stamp and everything.

Starting point is 00:41:01 What does that even mean? I didn't read it. Somebody's... I didn't read it, but I held it. Right. And it looked professional. Well, it's... And it was...

Starting point is 00:41:10 Some of it was in Japanese, and it was signed by some... Maybe a cow. Did they have to sign? It may be like, this is my meat, you know what I mean? Wow. I'm very delicious. Morigato-sakuro. Yeah, yes.

Starting point is 00:41:21 Morigato-sanguru. Yeah. And so the guy goes... This is what the guy goes. The guy goes, you know, sometimes, you know, sometimes people eat it raw. And I go, give me raw. Yeah, you can. I know.

Starting point is 00:41:38 So he gave me a slice of Wagyu beef raw and melted right in my mouth. Who picked up the tab? Tommy. Yeah. Good. It was, I guess how much it was. It's 10 people at the table. 10 people? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:53 I don't know, 20 grand? No. I don't know. Not that one. What the fuck? People were drinking, right? I'm sure a bunch of those alcoholics were going ham. $7,500.

Starting point is 00:42:01 Jesus Christ. He picked up the tab. But it was the best meal I've ever had. Look at that. I mean, everything that they brought out was like, it was the best meal I've ever had that lose that I mean everything that they brought out was like that was the best of whatever that is yeah And in the middle of eating wagyu you guys like where's Andrew? He did know the fuck they did yeah, they did I didn't get one text I got nothing you know how many you know what I got you know what I got

Starting point is 00:42:22 I called you to say hi to chat You didn't you didn't the fuck I didn't I did too call you. Yeah, he did piece of shit. I got nothing from nobody. Oh Shut up dude. I sat at home. You fucking did the bird crystle one in Vegas was I invited that? Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did do it. I said no Anyway, we miss you We really did it would have been great to have you there bud The good to see you now though when I saw you today, I was very excited. I was excited to see anyway I just don't like being not with my prince. I figured I should be with my little prince in Vegas

Starting point is 00:43:01 It's but think about the lineup it went Trevor Wallace, me, Shane Gillis, because DeFona didn't go up, Soda didn't go up. Oh, they didn't go up. No, they didn't go up. They were just hanging out there. So what I'm saying is that it's overkill. What they should have done is gone. Trevor, me and you together and just have me sit there and watch you perform on stage. That would have been great. And then just change. Yeah, yeah. Why not?

Starting point is 00:43:26 Yeah. I would have brought out a chair, sat there, eaten some The Bazaar by Hoda Andrej. You would have, but I want to, because it was tag team. Back again. So I had to bring Shane up. Oh, right. On stage. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:43:41 Let me guess, the reception was huge. Let me guess, people lost their fucking minds. Let me guess. How'd you know? It broke the fucking noise barrier or whatever. In my body it did. Was it a Concord jet flight? Yeah, let me guess. It was incredible. He's the most famous comic in the world. Let me guess. Yes. Oh, that's right. 100%. Of course it is, dude. Chains top tier shit, dude. He's the biggest comic in the world I don't think there's a bigger comic right now in my opinion. Yeah, but he's sponsored by Bud Light doing SNL Which is insane. He flipped that motherfucking place. That's incredible. Yeah biggest Netflix special of the year. Yeah Who's bigger than that guy? I mean it But you know what I did Dave Chappelle somewhere.appelle somewhere just like, this motherfucker's out of his mind.

Starting point is 00:44:27 But I just, I did something weasley. Oh, what did you do to? This is what I wanted to hear. This is the weasle part of me. And the coward part. Oh, yeah, they're usually the same thing. Yeah, yeah. The night before I saw the lineup, it went Trevor, Shane, and then me.

Starting point is 00:44:46 Oh, how's that Weasley? Well, how I got out of it. That makes perfect sense. It doesn't. No, I'm saying you switching is the right move. I know, but I had to beg. Shane? No, I had to beg Tom.

Starting point is 00:44:59 And I said, number one ask him, I said, I swear to God, I'll blow you. Did you do it? No. And I go, you can have your money back. Did you give him his money? No, he said he refused okay, and after some begging I got my hands and knees begging No, I go please He's the man of the moment. Why would he care if you switch actually that's just bad lineups You absolutely would you be scared if you followed in front of 15,000 people Shangela's's I'm not scared. It's just I know I don't it's not the right It's not the right order. I would have done it. He's the bigger comic. It's not the right order

Starting point is 00:45:31 Yeah, he's good be exactly that's what I thought it's not like you're not gonna do great You're gonna kill I know but it doesn't but it's just he's the thing right now Yeah, he's the man of the moment you got to give him his fucking yeah I call it give him is do do yeah, yeah, his roses and then his dad too nice man Yeah, yeah anyway, we're done with Vegas hot all done with Vegas. Haha. Anyway, let's move on go to that thing I sent you the thing about Bobby. I'm curious about this. This is insane Bobby full screen. I love it What the fuck is this? Were you recording for a movie?

Starting point is 00:46:01 I'm so embarrassed that you saw that it's all over the internet. Yeah, what is this dude? Are you recording for a this has to be for like death and Rom and or a movie or no? You're licking an ice cream cone. Yeah, I'm doing I'm on Instagram live. What's up? What were you shooting? This was you shooting for some I'm not I'm on Instagram live. What's up, dude? I can't do Instagram lives anymore on the streets. I mean, this is the most Asian shit I've ever seen you do in my entire life. What does it say? Can someone help me find Bobby Lee, NPC burner account? Because I've never seen him go live.

Starting point is 00:46:34 Okay. Dude, so what is the deal though? It's, you know, Dylan Francis? Yeah, it's his music video. Music video? Yeah, that's what it is. I knew it was something. Yeah. I don't know why that's out there.

Starting point is 00:46:44 Someone recorded it. You're a crazy person. Well, you're out on the fucking middle of the street. It looks like a crazy person. What do you think you're thinking there? What? What do you think is going through your head? Career's over. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:46:54 No. I was, you know, I committed. Like he wanted me to go out there and do that and I committed to it. You really did. Yeah. I commit to everything I do. But it was fun, that music video. So anyway, let's- I love him. It's great

Starting point is 00:47:06 But now let's let this ride in the background why I don't really really well. That's all over the internet. Yeah, they love it Some guy post someone out their window must have recorded it Yeah, well does that look like me? Yes, does that look like you? You could be any other guy I couldn't be anybody but you really There's not even if you drove by. You're the only guy I know that wears 70 pounds of shit in their, in their pockets. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You at all times look like you have cargo pants on because your pockets are so full. You're right. You're right. You're right.

Starting point is 00:47:35 You know Joe Rogan is like a fanny pack guy. You're a full pocket guy. I have a lot of things in my pockets. Your big pocket. Can we move on from it because I don't want to see it again. I kind of love watching. You do what you do. You do what you do. You do what you do, you do what you do. Yeah. And we all, it's not embarrassing.

Starting point is 00:47:49 I just think I was fascinated by it. You do what you do, my friend. What else you want to talk about? I don't know, don't live in it so deeply. Why? Don't live in the moment so deeply. I want to live in the moment. Live right now.

Starting point is 00:48:02 Feel me, feel me right now. What do you feel? Okay, um, I'm about to sell my house. That's what you? I know you are, but the house you're gonna get? No, no, I'm not getting it. I'm gonna move. Where are you going?

Starting point is 00:48:15 New York? I don't know if I should tell you. Tell me. Before you say it, may I say something? Hmm. If you move to a different city outside of Los Angeles, I'm ending the podcast. Okay. And that's just a warning to you and the fans out there. I will not do it unless we move together. So then move with me.

Starting point is 00:48:41 Where are you going? We're going to Austin, Texas. I'll go. I knew you Austin, Texas. I'll go. I knew you would say yes. I'll go to Austin. No, I'm not going there. You know what I would do is I would. You do want to move there.

Starting point is 00:48:50 You told me. You know what I would do is I would get you, we would like get a rent a house there. Maybe it'd be the bad friends who are like a escape house. We could do a residency down there. A residency down there. We should revive and make our own show called, I'm gonna ask you a question I know you're gonna be so mad what promise you're not gonna be mad well no I'm

Starting point is 00:49:13 but yeah you just promise me yeah I promise I'm not gonna get you're not gonna get infuriated and if you say no that's fine I'll do no. Okay. You know I love Star Trek. Already. Already, already! I didn't say anything. What is it? And me and Adam Egett, wanna start a Star Trek podcast. If you do that, I'll quit this show.

Starting point is 00:49:47 I will quit this show. Why? Because- That is insane. First of all, we've gotten in fights relentlessly because you already- No, I'm gonna- You do too many podcasts, right? Can I pitch it? Every fucking person on earth that's like, hey, Bob, come on my podcast.

Starting point is 00:49:57 You're like, where is it? Where do I gotta be? And then with this show, it's like, when do we have to shoot? It's like, this is the fucking one to do. That's not what I do. You do everybody's podcast. I do this one as well, and I do it with- This is the one that matters.

Starting point is 00:50:09 I know. This is the one. OK, can I pitch it though? You know what this is like? This is like you, this is like you're on- It's up a hill battle, but I'm gonna try. You're on Johnny Carson. Every week you're on Johnny Carson.

Starting point is 00:50:19 And Johnny can do another show somewhere else. No. I'm Bravo or whatever. He doesn't. He does, that's the point. Yeah,'t. He doesn't. That's the point. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't. You're fucking Johnny Carson.

Starting point is 00:50:27 You have your own show. And instead you're like, maybe I should go check out what's going on at CW. Why? Can I stop though? Can I pitch it? No, you can't do a podcast with fucking out of me. You get about Star Trek. Because when are you going to get around to be doing that?

Starting point is 00:50:38 It's not as much. It's going to be more less frequent when we put it out. Like once a month. No. I don't approve. Absolutely not. Like once a month. No, I don't approve. Absolutely not. Four times a year. No. Can we do one pilot?

Starting point is 00:50:52 You can't do any. What if you produce it? Interesting. Because I'm telling you, it's not gonna seep into our numbers. It's we're gonna be our Star Trek. It's not about. We're wearing Star Trek uniforms.

Starting point is 00:51:03 The whole background's gonna be Star Trek. And we're only gonna talk about Star Trek. I don't want to. And we're only gonna talk about Star Trek. I don't want to. I'm not hindering you and I never have. Yeah. Anyway, for our whole life and career. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. You know. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun come on. All I'm saying. Please. It's just more time. Let me. It's time that you don't have. No, here's, could I just last thing.

Starting point is 00:51:23 It's time you don't have. I'm gonna, when I, I'm gonna go to Austin. Okay, then I'm gonna do a podcast with the Stefano in the same, the same amount of episodes you do. It's gotta be a specific to a thing though. Yeah, sure, it'll be funny. It'll be a funny podcast. No, but if it's like, oh, we're gonna do a podcast about like, it'll be about comedy.

Starting point is 00:51:40 It'll be about comedy. 90 day fiance, then I'll be like, it's a specific thing. Okay. I'll find some bullshit to make up. For every episode you do with him, I'll do one with Chris. Oh, okay, I'll be like it's a specific thing. Okay. I'll find some bullshit to make up. For every episode you do with him, I'll do one with Chris. Okay, I'm not doing it then. Thank you. Also Adam Egrit, he has his hands full.

Starting point is 00:51:53 No, he wants, we've, our dream. Who's producing that podcast? Not you guys. It was gonna be Tom Segura. Really? He said he wanted to do it? That's even funny. Tom wants to do it. Well, here's the deal.

Starting point is 00:52:04 Yeah. You go do whatever it is that you want to do. No, because if you're gonna do it with Di Stefano, I'm not gonna do mine. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. It's, can I say something? You're saying that Adam Egett is Di Stefano. You're gonna pick somebody and add it, Adam Egett's fucking level.

Starting point is 00:52:17 They're the same. It's not. Chris owns a comedy club in New York, just like Adam runs fucking Joe's. Yeah, but Adam's not a fucking podcaster. Neither is Di Steffano yes he is no he's a big name so I'm saying if I said oh I'm gonna do one with like Tom Arnold fine I'd love that I'm not Tom Arnold but yeah do it but that's different than I know but this wasn't gonna be a fucking tit for tat this is gonna be just it if you want to do your little nerd podcast and fly out to Austin and Play dress up with him. Then go do it. Okay. You know what I'm gonna do. I'll go to New York

Starting point is 00:52:48 No, no get my apartment. You're not getting apartment there I am and I'll fucking live in my little apartment with Chris and he'll come over and we'll have fun All right, if you moved to New York though, I'm not going out there to shoot episodes the fuck you're not yes You are not I'm flying you out. I'm not playing out. No, I'm not flying out. What's that the average weather in Austin. It's terrible Oh, really, that's gonna be deterrent. Yeah, you like jungle shit. This fucking like night. I like jungle shit Go how dare you dude like tropics and jungle. I know that about you. I like all environments. I'm a mountaintop guy, too I don't think you like Texas I'm a mountain man. You're not a mountain man. Fuck you. First of all, you're a mountain boy

Starting point is 00:53:21 You're not a mountain man. You're not a mountain man. Fuck you. First of all, you're a mountain boy. You're not a mountain man. Okay, I'll be boy. You can't start a fire on your own. You can't pitch a tent. Excuse me.

Starting point is 00:53:33 Can you catch and kill an animal in the wild and eat it and clean it? A butterfly. How much protein is in a butterfly? Yeah. You'd last like 60 seconds. No, you ever watch those, we talk about survival stuff. I love alone. Yeah, I'm more of a fucking, you know gather her

Starting point is 00:53:46 I oh, you know what I saw today on the internet that blew my fucking mind I love it Google the amount of churches that are in the United States. This is crazy I was on my car ride this morning the amount of churches in the United States guess look at me guess before you see it How many churches are in the United States? Do you think oh my god? I mean I just I know it's tough But yeah, it's a hard one. Don't look don't look okay. How many churches do you think exist? Just for perspective there are Google this there's I think there's 15,000 15,000 McDonald's how many McDonald's in the United States this will give you perspective

Starting point is 00:54:17 Yeah, McDonald's because we you see McDonald's so right where start Starbucks. So McDonald's currently has 36,000 restaurants in 100 countries. That's the world. In the United States, 14,000 McDonald's. And they look like they're fucking everywhere. 14,000. Yeah. In the whole United States. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:34 How many churches? It can't be as much as that. Guess. 12,000. 350,000. 350,000 350,000 350,000. Oh, you just you all congregations. I said church. I was thinking about just like you know I mean Zoroastrianism, no But look at that okay, so of those

Starting point is 00:55:00 314,000 are Protestant or Christian so yeah, it's almost all how many are Christian 1114,000 are Protestant or Christian. So yeah, it's almost all how many are Christian 314 to the majority Oh, shit, dude. Not crazy. I never been to one. I know we should start going to some have you been to any of them Yeah, what do you mean? I've been to church. Oh Yeah, you went right. I'm gonna go back. You are with who would you go with to church? Yeah Did you recently go with my with my no, I haven't gone in a long time. Oh with my family I've gone. Somebody, which is, as a friend of mine is went. I got invited to go to one of those new age church.

Starting point is 00:55:29 Oh, Dumbfounded. He goes, well, Koreans go to church. You know why though? Cause that's where you hook up. That's where they are. Cause I'm, you know, man, I'm just going to look at different pool. Like a church.

Starting point is 00:55:40 No, that is where it is. But he's saying you would be surprised. I might go. No, you should. But then I have to do the whole thing. I pretend. What? Pretend to listen? No, to is where it is. But he's saying you would be surprised. I might go. No, you should but then I have to do the whole thing What pretend pretend to listen no to get them. Maybe you know what can I say something? Yeah, maybe you'll get something out of it I'm about to start going to church You know, I'll go with you. Are you will you really? I will suit up because I think it's important. We should try it Put the little hat on

Starting point is 00:56:00 You don't know you're not gonna wear a yarmulke. That's insane Can I why why don't you wear a samurai outfit to Be more good. I love a yarmulke. Yes, okay. If you were the samurai out. Yeah I wear the samurai or yarmulke and two swords. Will you go to synagogue with me for real? Let's go not a synagogue Why not over the yarmulke you? Yeah, no, I want to go to Christian church with the yarmulke. Let's go to both But let's not wear the yarmulke for the Jewish one. Well, no, I think I go to Christian church with the yamak. Let's go to both But let's not wear the yamaka for the Jewish one. Well, I think I think we were the yamaka No, no, we do Buddhist monk robes Buddhist monk robes at the fucking

Starting point is 00:56:32 Well, we better start growing our pubes out. Oh Yeah, isn't that a whole thing with Buddhist monks? Yeah, what is this? All right, this guy got pulled over and he had to call his girlfriend to Convince her that it was the truth because she thought he was lying. Oh god. Joe got pulled over. He's on his way home now. Damn! What do I got to lie about? He's not lying. He got pulled over.

Starting point is 00:56:51 He's good to go though. Jesus! Thank you! I don't understand. Rewind. I don't understand what's going on. This young kid got pulled over by the cops and his girlfriend thought he was full of shit. And so he was ex-

Starting point is 00:57:00 He had the cop FaceTime her? Yeah. That's fucking hilarious. I don't understand. Tell me. That's a black guy and that's the cop that pulled him over. And is he saying to who's that? That's little yachty, okay? That's little yachty and that's officer whack-a-doo yeah, and who else who's he talking to on the phone girlfriend And what is he saying to his girlfriend on the phone? She doesn't believe he got pulled over she thinks he's full of shit

Starting point is 00:57:23 He's out doing something all because the pussy. Yeah, she thinks that out getting put. Yeah, you think he's a play to get now We get it. You can use this. Okay, go here He got pulled over he's good to go though Jesus you had to get like the whitest nerd cop, too It's like he did he did it. I pulled him over. He looks like George. Yeah I saw him driving while black and I had to pull him over. What you want to be? Hello, Tanisha. It's me driving while black and I had to pull him over. What you want to be? Hello, Tanisha, it's me. Officer Dosen.

Starting point is 00:57:47 I pulled him over. I saw him flying in that scat pack or that hellcat, zooming down the road. I had to pull him over. And I said, how could you afford this? He's fucking guys. He gets like the whitest nerd fucking cop. Yeah, that's real.

Starting point is 00:58:01 I pulled over your boyfriend, Tanisha. He had to get him. Anyway, he's good to go. But he had to explain to him what was going on, right? To the cop? Yeah. My girl thinks I'm hooking up right now. Yeah, by the way, they didn't show... He didn't pan out to show the girl that's already in his car with him.

Starting point is 00:58:16 It is a girl that... Is she holding it? Yeah, she's filming the whole thing. His side piece is filming the whole fucking thing. Yeah. You know... Oh, I've got a clip. But piece is filming the whole fucking thing. Yeah. That you, uh... Oh, I've got a clip. And but just let me talk about this for...

Starting point is 00:58:28 Yeah. Do you want to be with a woman that's paranoid like that though? Well, no. No, how would you, right? You're constantly going... I know dudes that have to do that. Well, you know what?

Starting point is 00:58:39 We talked about this yesterday. Yeah. I talked about when someone says, would your, it was like, would your wife let you go? Because you know, I'm going to Scotland this year. Yeah. And a friend said, could never. I said, well, look, I don't have kids.

Starting point is 00:58:51 So it's not like I'm saying to her, hey, can you stay with the kids while I go to Scotland? It's me saying, I want to go to Scotland. And she goes, you should go. My buddy goes, my wife would never let me. I said, do you have kids? No. I said, what do you mean she wouldn't let you go somewhere? She just doesn't, she wouldn't, she'd be like, either I'm going or you're not going alone and I was like, you know

Starting point is 00:59:08 Yeah, why would you get out of that thing? I don't understand do but millions of people are like that millions of people have demand Look, if you're sharing responsibility of children different story, that's just say something. I'm so glad you brought this up Yeah, please. All right. See here's a deal. Okay When I used to play Video games, right? It's like a day ago Yeah, you I haven't done in two weeks. Yeah, you I'm trying to find a new game you say that two weeks has been like five days Oh, whatever. Yeah, I did a little yesterday one work week yesterday a little bit. Oh, you're right You're right. So can I just get back to my point? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. And so when I was with Kalilah, right?

Starting point is 00:59:44 She'd be like eight hours is enough, right? Well, it's pretty reasonable to play. It's not, it's not. Eight hours is a lot of it. It's not, it's not. Not the kind of games I play. And I think what you guys are doing right now is you're not educated.

Starting point is 00:59:57 Okay. You're not educated. Educate us. Everyone in this room is not educated. Eight hours is how long people go to work for. I understand that, but the thing is, the things I have to do in that eight hours is a lot.

Starting point is 01:00:06 Okay. There's a lot. I have to, you know what I mean? Rank up. Rank up? I have to explore caves. Rank up, doc? I mean, I have to, you know, design my house.

Starting point is 01:00:14 Look at this. I'm okay with it. Thank you. Golf takes a long time. Right. So my thing was like, and one day I looked at Kalana and I goes, you like the beach, right? She does. She loves it. Yeah. And I go, if you were at the beach for eight hours,

Starting point is 01:00:27 I wouldn't be like, hey, eight hours. In fact, you could call me and go listen for a month. I'm gonna go to the Fiji Islands and go deep. You want me to pay for it? I don't give a fuck. I don't think you should pay for it, but I'm just saying. I just want to understand what you're saying.

Starting point is 01:00:42 My point is is that I want you to be happy. If that's something that you want to do to be happy, then I'm gonna support it my point is is that I agree with your point you to be happy if that's something that what you want to do To be happy Then I'm gonna support it. Okay, but look when it comes to a video games is a whole to do I agree with you you're look at this. Look at me. I'm on your mind. Are you on my side? Everyone on my side Everyone is thank you But let me say like this the reason it gets a bad rap and you know I'm pro video games Yeah, the reason it gets a bad rap is cuz like if I go to play golf and it takes three and a half hours

Starting point is 01:01:04 Yeah, to four that's a long time Yeah, but it's because I'm leaving and it's separate but video games gets a bad rap with her because you're in the same house as her But you're paying no attention to her Forget a different apartment get a different apartment for video games If you're a guy who loves video games get a separate apartment for video games and then you go I'm going off No, but let's be real. Play video games. Financially, let's be real. That's an insane thing.

Starting point is 01:01:27 But there should be a place for people to go to play video games outside of their house collectively in a room. You don't have to talk to each other. There's video game consoles there. Should we open up Bobby Lee's getaway? Bobby Lee's video games. That's really like a man candy.

Starting point is 01:01:39 Well, arcades used to exist, but no one does arcades anymore. But you can go, we have your own little, like in Japan. They have this in Japan. In Japan, they're all over the place arcades anymore. But you can go, we have your own little, like, area. They have this in Japan. In Japan, they're all over the place. I know. And you can play whatever game you want.

Starting point is 01:01:49 Yep, you don't have to smoke cigarettes. You drink smoke. We drink red bull, we sell kinds of fun candies. In, what's it called? Sharadjuku, no, whatever in Japan. Yeah. What's the one, with all the hookers? What's the hooker one?

Starting point is 01:02:01 Shibuya. They literally, you can get hookers to the video game place. And then we do have, okay, upstairs, we do have private room relaxation rooms relaxation rooms right for the ones that want to get like funky with Relaxed yeah, they want to get relaxed We'll have those girls. Yeah, so yeah, what else do we have there at the video game place? It's not a video game place It's a getaway Bobby Lee's getaway. Yeah, man cave get get away My man. No, it doesn't have to be for men. It's a Bobby Lee's getaway or women can go Of course, why can't they women play video games illegal not to let him in oh it is Well Christians do it when a couple cakes for now

Starting point is 01:02:35 For now it's illegal till we change it We're more than like a couple that was getting married they went to Colorado and they went to try to get a cake Yeah, and they go we're not gonna serve you cuz you're gay. Why can't we do that with a man cave? You'll probably get sued in California. Yeah, you get sued here. We have to open it up somewhere. We'll go to Texas. Yes.

Starting point is 01:02:51 They're not going to sue us there. We're going to do it in Texas. Mashed burgers we have there. Smashed burgers. Yeah. Fanta grape drinks. Only grape? Can we get other kinds?

Starting point is 01:02:59 Diet. Diet grape, okay. What else do we have there? We have... You know what I think we should have what an indoor trampoline Just to bounce out some of that. No bounce it out so much space. What do you mean costly? Yeah Do we bought a fucking it's a it's 50,000 square feet the place we got no we take we get a gigantic You know the swimming pool out swimming pool with the top and that inflatable swimming pool. Yeah, we put fucking

Starting point is 01:03:24 oil in it What yeah, so what what imagine Nick? What oil gigantic a vat of oil? Yeah, ain't a fucking right and you can wrestle I Don't I don't like this. What why a swimming pool with oil in it No, it's like an inflatable one. Oh a little baby one. Yeah, you know you blow blow it up, right? Yeah Yeah, keep it oil in it See how you blow it again Yeah, yeah, yeah, what if it sucks some of it back out just in case there it is right and then you and then you put you know

Starting point is 01:03:51 If you're Asian you can use fucking sesame oil whatever you want. Well, it does burn it burns at a higher rate Yeah, no, you're not burning it. You're wrestling in it. Well when you're done. You want to cook something. I'm starving all right We waste all this fucking right right right Tip it over and use the fucking- I just put on an idea. You don't think that's a good idea? So am I. Is that a good idea? It's a great idea.

Starting point is 01:04:09 Thank you. But I am gonna cook in it when I'm done with it. And above it, like one of those disco balls. I've always wanted one of those. It's so cheesy. Above the fucking- It's just cheesy. Oh, you're right.

Starting point is 01:04:18 How about can we get like- I'll do it like- Gigantic lava lamps? Yes. Ooh, that's not cheesy. No. And you know what I want? Dildos all over the place.

Starting point is 01:04:26 No, why? Just in case somebody needs one. Right. They're there in case you need them. Don't use them, but if you need it, it's like in case of emergency, Blake, break, break. And then we have the-

Starting point is 01:04:35 In case of emergency, break ass. And then downstairs, we have a, we have a bad room. If you've been a bad boy. Careful. What, careful what? Bad boy? What's going on down there? Very, very bad. careful what careful what bad boy? What's going on down there very very what's going on down there lots of things you're being a bad boy if you want me to be oh

Starting point is 01:04:57 But downstairs like a BDSM room. I don't know what is now you're a boom mic on What what are you doing? Oh, yeah, like the scene in Pulp Fiction is that what's going on down there? Yeah, but not with the blood It's not gonna get violent one of the best scenes It's one of the best scenes and that the gimp was my favorite Yeah, and then um the guy that plays what Z what's his name? Zed Zed's dead, baby. I yelled at him once in the award. Who's he talking? No, he was completely passed out And I snapped I go Zed He got up I go what the fuck dude I saw your movie

Starting point is 01:05:27 yeah something like that and he got like he was like that guy Peter Green Peter Green great talented guy what a great what's Peter up to today can we find out on his IMDb we should get him on bad friends I love that guy what's he doing right now upcoming he's got a lot going on holy Holy shit. This kid's working a lot. I've always working last year. Yeah. Yeah, that always makes me emotional when I see people with 30 upcomings and I'm like wow. I went on a date with a girl and she said she's never seen Pulp Fiction. Is that a red flag? 100% to me it is. I have no business with you. Is that a red flag? How old is she exactly?

Starting point is 01:06:07 32 Wait a minute if you I don't give a fuck if she's 25. Yeah, she should know pulp fiction never seen it Pulp fiction. I know yeah, that's a breakup. Well, she never seen Raising Arizona Which is that's understandable much older, right? She never saw Tenon bombs or Rushmore much older. I okay She never saw reservation does but then when I said Pulp Fiction she goes never seen it and I go it's such an iconic movie It's just it's just it's an iconic like in the social site guy It's like saying I bet you a 20 year old still knows who the Beatles are you know what I mean? Yeah

Starting point is 01:06:43 Yeah, it's something you should know. Yeah, Pulp Fiction for sure So if you're listening lady, you know who I'm talking about watch it watch it now next time I see you Oh, so before the next time you see her you better have watched it and you get some of the line I want you to memorize some of the lines. Yeah, it's a really just a I mean raise your hand if you think it's a great movie. What it's not even a I just wonder everyone's like an afterthought Just a- I mean, raise your hand if you think it's a great movie. What? It's not even a- I just wonder if it's like an afterthought. Anyway, let's move on.

Starting point is 01:07:07 Have you seen the trailer? No. Please watch the trailer. Oh, I don't think our building takes pets. Hello! What? Hello! You want a cat?

Starting point is 01:07:15 Brand, I own Firebrands. He likes to. Yeah, keep the change. Let's do this. What are you doing there? Wait a minute. When does this come out? Was it in the theaters? Yeah. What are you doing now? Wait a minute. When does this come out?

Starting point is 01:07:26 Was it in the theaters? Yeah. I want to see how much this made. Nine lives. Well look at... By the way... Run tomatoes! See what run tomatoes was.

Starting point is 01:07:35 Jennifer Gardner. Yeah. Cheryl Hines. Yeah. Christopher fucking Walkout. Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Huge.

Starting point is 01:07:43 Yeah. Budget was $30 million and it made $6 million. Oh my god, and by the way when it says 30 million Yeah, oh this says domestic worldwide made 57. Yeah, but but but but that will give him not even no way Like give me the round tomatoes Wow Alright, I take it back up a little bit. I do love Christopher Walker. I just don't like that. No, but I just don't like that everyone's not bad They're not bad 14% That's about what some of my movies your movie's range. Yeah, my movie range 41%

Starting point is 01:08:12 Just kind of we're not gonna do your movie now No, no, he's making fun of me. I don't care. I don't like your smug fucking. We're not doing your movie then I What I Look at the reviews. Oh my god, I Take it back. I love Chris of walking. I just I just you Look at the reviews. Oh my god. I Take it back. I love Chris walking. I just I just you know what it is. Yeah, I just don't like that Everyone does an impression. I know that's my it's just too many people It's just too many people doing the impression. Can you do it? Everyone can everyone can just some degree. Yeah, I'm Christopher walking right

Starting point is 01:08:44 Everyone gone to some degree. Yeah, I'm Christopher walking right Hello this watch up as ass like everyone has as ass a version of it. All right. Thank you for being a bad friend Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah!

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