Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - 11: Strip Clubs in Las Vegas, NV

Episode Date: February 6, 2019

WARNING! Do not let your ladies listen to this show. We will steal them from you. In episode 11 we go back to our roots: Vegas strip clubs. More specifically, the Chippendales show which helped launch the idea for this podcast. Now’s your chance to hear a brother and sister relive the moment where they were forever scarred. If you like what you hear, hop on the nearest FedEx truck - we’ll meet you “at spa”! Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, the podcast where we read the most dramatic reviews in the most... Nope. Sometimes. You do it.

I'm tired. Hi everyone and welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I am Alex. And I'm Christine, and I was also really close. I had to pause because I've never done it before. Yeah, well, next time. Next time I'll do it right. Hi, everybody. This is episode 11. A little announcement quick. Patreon?

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patreon for spoilers the uh yeah for the spoilers and to feel better than everyone else. Woohoo. Cool. Okay. So this week we had a theme of strip clubs in Las Vegas. Yep. As well as I gave you a challenge. Yeah. That was to find a one-star review of a Trump property written by a Trump supporter. I'm hilarious. Okay, good. Good. so let's get into it i'm

gonna go first with my vegas strip club reviews fantastic so i have three one-star reviews of crazy horse three oh god the first is from alexandra okay if i could give zero stars, I would. Ugly strippers. Fat gross. They have blue waffle. What? You don't know what that means? No. Do not look it up.

No. I'm serious. Don't. Something that we talked about in like middle school. Like middle school boys would talk about this. Okay. And trick each other into Googling it. So don't.

Okay, I won't. Like, actual warning, don't look it up. I mean, it's just gross. Okay. Like, if you're not expecting it. Okay. Poor customer service. Discriminatory against toes.

Wait. What? Toes. Toes. T-O-E-S. I don't know. let's keep going discriminatory against hot bitches end of review wait there's no further explanation absolutely not toes toes were the strippers wearing shoes i i don't know. I don't know. But the manager actually responded and said, quote, I'm not exactly understanding your review.

And then offered their email and said, please email me. It is comforting that the manager didn't even understand it. Yeah, because if the manager had been like, oh my God, they're on to us about toes and our toe policy. Yeah. Then who knows? Because some of these Vegas strip clubs apparently have some shady stuff going on. Not that that's necessarily a surprise. Yeah, it was a little depressing, some of it.

But a lot of it was really sad. Yeah. Yes. Okay, what do you have next? I've got a review by Carrie. Okay. I'm giving a one star because I have to give something. The manager thinks he's hot shit.

I mean, you're a manager at a strip club. Might as well be a junkie under the 110 in LA. I was there with a friend that's a girl. And all he wanted was to go in and have a drink. Thanks for not letting us in, and your great hospitality. I hope you continue working for a strip club, because I'm pretty sure that was your dream in life. End of review. The same middle school boys who talked about whatever you said earlier wrote that review too. Yes, yeah.

So clever. I just, I Yes, yeah. So clever. I just, I don't know. So clever and so terrible. So terrible is a good way to put it. I mean, all these reviews were just so terrible. I've read so many terrible reviews. Even the positive five-star ones, I thought were pretty terrible. I mean, I think that's kind of the point of this whole show, but I'm glad you're finally understanding.

Let's move on to Tommy. Okay. show but yeah well glad you're finally understanding let's move on to tommy okay this is just another las vegas club and or strip club with nothing but lying shady gold diggering women that will say anything to get a man's hard-earned money oh one stripper told me let's go upstairs to drink a bottle for twelve hundred dollars what i look at her like she has a mental disorder the fucking waitresses will ask you for a drink and then stand in front of you until you tip her keep in mind the waitress will not greet you or at least make small talk but yet she wants a fucking tip for work done the golden days of great women are long gone end of review someone go push that man off a cliff immediately.

It might be me. The golden age of women. I love the just grand statements some of these people can make based on one experience at one location, especially like Tommy at a strip club in Las Vegas is talking about all women based on waitresses. Yes, we heard. We heard. It reminds me of that woman who made the lovely claims about the state of America, the state

of the world because of the dinosaurs at the zoo. Yeah. Yeah. Harbinger of extinction. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think they should get together with tommy here they have some things in common and then the manager responded to that one said we don't

even have an upstairs are you sure you got the right place this poor manager is just like i can't get a break with any of these yeah could you imagine reading these reviews and like it's your job to respond to them terrible um the same location for newer reviews uh the manager posts a video and says oh here's your customized review like response and it's like hi where's and it's a video of like a inside the place wait where is this it's a strip club i think it's the same one but they say they respond to these yelp reviews of one star reviews and say hey like here is a link to your personalized response and the manager says hi i'm so sorry for your like experience and then they say the name of the person wait this is a video yes okay so it links to their facebook page where they upload videos in response to the one star reviews reviews that are on Yelp.

And they call the person out by name and say, we're sorry, please email us. Ew. I don't know. It's weird. I saw one that said Alex, and it made me uncomfortable. Ew. It felt like they were talking to me. Alex, we're so sorry that the golden age of women is over. Exactly, yeah.

I do have a couple of redemptions, but should we save those for after? No, I want to hear them. You want to hear them now? Make you feel a little bit better going to yours. I don't feel great. I don't think these will help.

These are two five-star reviews. Actually one's four, but two positive reviews of the Palomino club. Okay. This first one is from Jay. Okay. I've read some of the negative reviews. All I can say,

pure bullshit. This place is the best club in vegas i would give it 10 stars if i could oh that's a new one i know that's a high praise from a yelp reviewer the rest are titty bars this is a vagina bar Vagina bar. Oh! Just what we've all been looking for. Full nude, full bar. Consider some of the others. Sapphire. Used to be a health club. Should have stayed one. Oh.

A huge barn with overpriced drinks and pushy women. Oh. Spearmint Rhino. Hugely overrated. Palomino is certainly worth the drive down. The women are hot, yet friendly, not pushy. Did I mention naked? Yes, you did, actually, Jay. Too much, yeah. The staff is awesome, and the drinks are very reasonable. They know how to treat people, and I can't wait to go

back. I shall vomit. That was, yeah, there was a lot of that vomiting going on like in my mind i was like i just want to vomit reading these reviews there's so many did i mention that the women have vaginas they're not pushy about them either uh this one's from rishan i never come here on my own because it's about 25 minutes off strip. However, I have certain friends who love this place. When we do come, it's always a effing blast. Naked body is an alcohol, you can't go wrong. Stop it. It sounds like the Waffle House in Atlanta.

It's like the South. Good looking chicks. Club is a little old school, but it's authentic. And once again, the women are naked and pretty good on stage. And a good good mix 13 year olds who are like did i tell you they're naked it's amazing yeah i did read some one-star reviews where they're like they won't even take their panties off oh god for fuck's sake i guess it's a thing i guess so run on sentence alert naked women excite me. End of review. In case you didn't know, Rashaan is excited by naked women. Oh my god. Thank you, Rashaan.

It's a vagina bar. Is that the same place? So the first three negative ones were the same place, but the last two positive reviews were of the same place. A different place. Okay, okay, okay. And that's all i got there was actually a lot of horrible reviews but surprisingly fun to read some of them yay okay excellent excellent start to rock bottom i'll take you to the rest of the way okay so this is um

i have two reviews of treasures gentlemen's clubman's Club, and Steakhouse. Oh. One's a one-star review, and then there's a redemption. So I have a redemption of each one. Okay, great. To give like a well-rounded. Yeah, mine was not very well-rounded. Mine was negative, negative, negative, but the same place.

Redemption of a totally different place. It sounds like that second place just deserved all the praise for all their... Don't worry. They had plenty of one-star reviews, too. All right. This first review is by Ringo, and it is a one-star review. Terrible place. $50 to get in, and all the girls in there weren't even pretty.

Jesus. Huge disappointment. This is supposed to be Las Vegas. People expect pretty women when they come here, not women who look like Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart's kind of pretty, no? Oh, okay. I have a redemption.

This is by Bianca. One of the nicest strip clubs I've ever been to. Their lobster bisque is one of the... No. Their lobster bisque is one of the best I've ever tasted. End of review. That's it? Yeah.

Now, that would have been a good challenge. Find a strip club review that's all about the food. Only about the food. Oh, my gosh. Lobster bisque at a strip club? It's apparently to die for. I mean, I've never actually been to a strip club. Yeah. I'll admit it but loser i know

gosh all those 13 year olds are yelling at you um yeah apparently i did get danced on by a chippendales dancer sorry that bernadette is calling oh my gosh and it's do not disturb she just breaks through the do not disturb such power sorry I was danced on by a Chippendales dancer. Yeah, my eyes had to witness that, unfortunately. My eyes had to witness a lot more when you were on stage. So don't even talk. I won't. I'll let Arian do the talking.

This is a one-star review of a place called Crazy Girls. The hostess mentioned that Crazy Girls is 29 years old, and I think so were the crew members. Is that considered way too old? Apparently. Jeez. They are hardworking, but old. Man, Christina, you're really missing your shot here. You're getting there, up in age.

I've passed my prime. Oh, no. And simply don't have any arousing moves. Oh, no. That makes me want to puke the mc of the show tried to talk in seductive voice but it did not suit her she sounded like an asthma patient they spelled asthma wrong but i wasn't what azma that would have been good as asthama asthama yeah here is more clear feedback now this is just so you know this is the part where i believe arian took out a notepad and began jotting very specific notes on the performance

so it's only just beginning okay yes and i um i actually there were about 12 points and i've kept only three because i just couldn't thank you they. They were not worth reading. But here is more clear feedback. One, need to add at least two younger girls. Two, have a bit more hot costumes. Corsets are not seductive in 2017. Three. Three. Fire whoever is responsible for music. Worst worst music which uses mostly trumpets

what now that's interesting it's like a jazz strip club corsets trumpets worst music which uses mostly trumpets this This is not a Louis Armstrong concert. Oh my gosh. And it is spelled. I was going to say, why did you say Louis Armstrong? So don't think that. Okay. This is not a Louis Armstrong concert.

For example, the solo performance could be, uh, maybe I put a spell on you. What? This person's trying to get the director that's their suggestion job of director music yeah yep a lot of fear trumpets in that one gosh if high school teachers were asked to set up a topless show this is probably how it would look and some people are into that oh guys but i do have a redemption please please redeem us this is uh from james d it's a five star review very erotic show my wife and i saw the show in february of 2017 definitely recommend for couples to check out together just make sure your

significant other is okay with nudity otherwise Otherwise, it will be a very uncomfortable hour. They choose a great selection of music in their acts. And all the girls seem really into their songs. Pro tip, pay close attention during the Nine Inch Nails song. What? But not the Louis Armstrong song. Not the Louis. No. Okay.

Nine Inch Nails. Do they use a lot of trumpets? I guess so. Armstrong song. Not the Louis. No. Okay. Nine Inch Nails. Do they use a lot of trumpets? I guess so. That's what they told me. That's the jazziest band I ever heard of. Okay. So I forgot that I did three. Let's hear the third.

Sorry. I have one more. So this is a review that actually strikes home for us because on the way home from Las Vegas, we played a game for my bachelor party we played a game where renee would read one star reviews to us out loud we went to the zach baggins uh what's it called museum uh we went to chippendales so renee was reading these reviews um and this is actually kind of where the idea for this podcast was born it is uh thanks to renee so i have a review that renee read to us us that day of Chippendales that I found

by accident and went, how the hell have I read this before? And that is how. This is a one-star review of Chippendales by Brett E. Warning, guys, do not let your ladies go to this show. Their mission is to get your girl's number and bang them after the show. How do I know it happened to me? They do a meet and greet after, and it's just so these guys can bang the girls in the crowd. I got tickets, luckily free.

And there's guys got the two girls' numbers I had in town and stole them from me. I guess I shouldn't hate the player, but F that. Never again. There are enough places in town to loose your girl. It shouldn't be at a Vegas show. Oh my gosh. That's the most vomitous thing I've ever heard. That was awful.

And I love how they were like, oh yeah, I had these two girls in town. Yeah, he said their mission is to get your girl. And it's like, these two girls were visiting me in town. Not like this was my wife. Yeah. Really fucked up. I don't know. Allie almost lost me.

To that dancer. Well, I do have a redemption. So just for Chippendales. This is a five star review written um written by christine yeah you and it goes actually though this is probably you i would give this place six stars if i could i celebrated my bachelorette with a group of friends and family in vegas and my aunt-in-law lisa lampinelli was kind enough to set us and set up an evening for us at Chippendales. We were greeted backstage by the dancers.

I was particularly fond of an ex-Mormon man named Ryan, who looked really good in his bow tie. Perhaps the most harrowing event of the evening was when I was called up on stage for the Fifty Shades of Grey sequence. I was blindfolded and strapped to a wall backstage. Now I know this sounds startling, but I'm here to tell you that the Chippendales men were so kind, gentle, and professional. They talked me through everything as they did it and told me to say something the second I felt uncomfortable. And I was uncomfortable, but only when I remembered that my mom Renata was in the audience. was uncomfortable but only when i remembered that my mom renata was in the audience though she later told me this was the best night of her life so i guess we're in the clear anyway four dancers strapped me to a wall blindfolded and proceeded to perform a raunchy 50 shade sequence on me although it looked like they were grabbing me and even choking me at one

point they didn't actually touch me and talked me through everything so i wouldn't feel uncomfortable i finally get why it's called a gentleman's club i'm so sorry about this all in all our chippendales experience was a five-star kickoff to a five-star vegas weekend p.s my brother alex got a lap dance from matt lucky it was much more than a lap dance from Matt. Lucky. It was much more than a lap dance. Actually, I don't know. My head was thrust. My face was thrust into him. Not even the other way around. My face was the one being

thrust into him. Okay, anyway. That was nice. I like that. I thought that was a good redemption for everyone. It was a great one. Very spot on too, huh? Oh yeah, that sums it up very well. You guys, I think we're going to post one of the photos. Good redemption for everyone. Yes, it was a great one. Very spot on too, huh? Oh, yeah. No, that sums it up very well. You guys, I think we're going to post one of the photos.

We will. We'll post a photo of that. It's fucking horrific. We'll post a couple photos of that. That was an experience. Who knew we'd end up here someday? Gosh, that was something though. That experience, it was a lot of fun. Everyone was looking at me like horrified though when matt was dancing on me i don't know

what you'd call it but they all thought only because i thought i was gonna be all freaked out and you really uh you really took it like a champ i took it let's just say that okay let's move on moving on time for oh i'm excited challenge trump challenge i did find a review a lot of the reviews i i was surprised that maybe they delete them or something. I didn't see anyone that was like politically charged. Wait, for real? Yeah. I looked through a bunch of golf courses.

They've got to have a team that just goes through. Yeah. But yeah, I found some reasonable ones. And even the five star ones, I didn't see any that were like, yeah, fuck yeah. Oh, really? So not even the other one? I didn't see anything like that. And I checked his golf courses and everything. I guess Yelp probably would like fucking immediately delete this.

I ended up finding something on TripAdvisor. Oh, good. By Meander. Okay. Of the Trump National Doral in Miami. The what? Trump National Doral. What the fuck is that?

Doral, I don't know. You didn't Google it? No, it's like, it's his resort. Oh didn't Google it? No, it's like his resort. Oh, I thought it was like the world's largest golf tee or something. I don't know. Like a thimble? No, that's the name of this resort.

They do have golf there, I'm pretty sure. Oh, okay, it's the name of it. Oh, Doral. D-O-R-A-L, yes. It's a one-star review from February of 2018, so while he was president. Horrible experience, not what you expect from a Trump brand hotel. We have stayed here many times in the past and never encountered so many unacceptable issues.

First, when we arrived late on Monday night, our deluxe king room was not even clean from prior guests. Oh. Sea pics attached. It was disgusting. Oh. When we arrived late on Monday night, our deluxe king room was not even clean from prior guest. Sea pics attached. It was disgusting. The bellboy called manager on his walkie-talkie and manager was extremely rude to him and asked him to phone him privately. Once new room was assigned and we waited for new keys to be delivered, there was no balcony in new room. No phone call or apology from manager about inconvenience. Second day, I booked a signature mani-pedi at the spa and was told to arrive early so I could take advantage of sauna

and other amenities at spa. I called for a shuttle to the spa, waited over 10 minutes before a shuttle arrived, only to be told, sorry, I'm here for someone else to drop something off, not to take you to spa. I'll call the front desk to send someone over. This person was absolutely trying to climb onto the shuttle and they were like, no, this isn't a shuttle. This is a delivery truck. Just wait. I was livid and said absolutely not acceptable answer and that I needed to be taken to spa before he dropped off the key as I needed to get there half an hour before to use the spa. The driver begrudgingly drove me to spa

which is quite far from main building so literally the driver ended up driving them anyway so the fedex guy was like fine i guess it's on the way okay get in when i arrived at spa brenda checked me in and said you're early please have a seat. And Carrie would get you when she was done. Great. This is all very broken English, by the way, so I'm trying. No mention of spa or offer to provide me with my robe and slippers, nor tour of spa. Once I went in for my service, I asked if I could order a glass of wine while I had my pedicure and was provided with a menu. I ordered the Crane Chardonnay.

Oh, for God's sakes. Is that a brand that we know? Crane? Is it like... I don't know. Should I Google it? Yeah, see if it's like bougie. Chardonnay is like the whitest person drink.

I mean, listen, I love Chardonnay, but I will readily admit it's the whitest white lady drink of all time. Crane Lake. No, it's not that. Oh, wait. No, I don't know if it's Crane. Crane Lake sells for $3.99 a bottle. Okay. I doubt that's what oh wait no i don't know if it's crane crane lake sells for 3.99 a bottle so okay i doubt that's what it is i don't know who knows we'll find out maybe probably not okay 10 or more minutes later later brenda returns to tell me they are out of crane chardonnay i then

ask for crane merlot wait another 10 minutes for same answer no crane merlot stupidly i try a third at least they're self-aware of how stupid they are stupidly i try a third at least they're self-aware of how stupid they are stupidly i try a third time and ask for crane cabernet again i wait 10 minutes only to hear no sorry we don't have that either but we do have the last wine on list which was the most expensive wine available i told brenda i was no longer interested in wine then i noticed my toes are about to be painted but no cream treatment or massage were done yet. Manicurist deeply apologized for forgetting to provide me mask

and massage that was part of my service and proceeded to give me five minutes total quick massage. Not the relaxing experience I was expecting from a Trump spa. When you think spa, you think trump spa for the top quality while i was getting my manicure i overheard another woman try to order crane chardonnay and told her not to bother given my experience and was told yes it's awful how trump hotels have management and supply issues now that

trump is president being a republican and a fan of Trump... Oh, I didn't think this was even coming. Okay. I must sadly agree his hotel business is in need of better management, employee training, and spirits availability. The atmosphere here is as if no one cares at all about providing customers with good service. No, what?

When I was done with service, I arrived at Bobby Jones Villa only to find elevator was out of service. No sign or notice placed on door, elevator was just stuck with doors open. After walking up three flights with my bad joints, I decided to place a wake-up call. I waited over seven minutes on hold to place a wake-up call. This whole stay has been beyond absurd, and I'm not looking forward to staying here two more nights. Overall, I am grossly disappointed with Trump Doral Hotel experience. Oh.

End of review. My fucking god. Was that the most privileged review you've ever heard? I had to walk up three flights of stairs. With my bad joints. I didn't tip anyone. How dare you, Trump. I guarantee no tip anywhere.

I forced my way onto a FedEx truck. Oh, I had to have the best of wine uh by the way i the only thing i can find called like crane it's like 3.99 i don't know i don't know just no comment but no comment uh yikes they have good taste so it must be more expensive yikeroonies because they go to the trump so it must be more expensive. Yikeroonies. Because they go to the Trump Hotel. Well, luxury. Luxury first, is what I always say. Yes.

That was upsetting and... Upsetting. Yeah, it just wasn't that, like... It was just sad. It made me feel icky. Yeah. It feels... I've read a lot of reviews about Trump properties, so I felt pretty icky.

I've read a lot of strip club reviews, and this made me feel even more icky. I had both. Yeah, you had a rough day, huh even more icky so both yeah you had a rough day i had a rough day you had a rough day oh gosh do you have any crane merlot actually probably if it's 399 it's probably in my fridge oh is it downstairs it's an elevator in service i hope so my joints oh no wait you haven't given me my 40 minute massage in the spa. In the spa. No, no, no, no. Sorry.

There was never the word the. It was just in spa. There was. Okay. I have to admit, I made them sound a lot smarter than they were, or at least how they were writing. Take me to spa. It was so awful. There were so many things like that, that I had to read normally.

So it would flow a little bit better. Take me to spa. Okay. fantastic. That was, you really came in, came in, uh, you took a photo of me. I just took a photo for our, uh, patron, uh, Patreon people. Why are you doing this? It's behind the scenes content for them. I hate it.

It looks pretty good. Let's just say Snuggie, a Snuggie is involved. It's not even a real Snuggie. Oh, really? It's a Snuggie brand, but it's just say snuggie a snuggie is involved it's not even a real snuggie oh really it's a snuggie brand brand it's just a blanket wow what will they think of next i can never take this to a trump hotel they won't let me in um okay what's next how about i give a little bit of a spiel okay about where people can find us and give us money? Cool. Well, you can find us on Instagram and Twitter at Beach2Sandy. Our Facebook is Beach2SandyWater2Wet.

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And prepare yourself for the best title, the cleverest title yet. Hopefully from you guys. Of all time. Because we don't have fun. Okay, cool. So now do you have something else fun? Or do we not? Did we forget?

I do. I do have a five-star review from a listener. You do? Fantastic. Yes. Read it up. I'm ready. Clever is the name of the review by Kit Kat Latte.

I have a lot of good things to say about this podcast. One thing is how stinking clever these two were to come up with something that's a shorter but very entertaining thing to listen to. Another thing I love is that Christine and Alexander are siblings and seem to get along so well. At least someone likes it. At least for the mic. If my brother and I were to attempt something like this, it would end in a battle. That really makes a podcast even more enjoyable for me. Way to go, guys. I'll definitely continue listening oh that's sweet they don't know what goes on behind the scenes oh they're very they're very hopeful and optimistic about our relationship i don't know why i don't either anyway thank you kit kat latte for the review and if anyone else

wants to review us on apple podcast it would mean so much to us how do i get a kit kat latte though is that real i want one that sounds really good we're in la we can find all postmates it kit kat latte why don't you write in tell us if that's a real thing okay that it that's it all right i'm gonna go order some food bye guys no we need you to tell me my theme for next round oh i just meant that was it for sorry um, sure. Let me do that. Okay. Your theme for next week is liquor stores in Louisville, Kentucky. That's a good one. Homa Whiskey, at least Kentucky is. Nope. Bourbon. Yep. That's the one. I don't know anything about nice things.

I don't like bourbon. I'm going to admit that. But I went to the Wild Turkey Distillery and had a tour, and it was wonderful. Cool. And I want to like bourbon, but I'm a baby. I think someday we will. Let's hope. Once we're sophisticated. Yeah. Cool.

I have a challenge for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? I want you to find a toothpaste review that mentions an adult swallowing the toothpaste. Yeah. Oh, no. Allie may or may not have helped me with that one why are they so much better at this than us i don't know i don't like it i don't know i just go to her and i'm like give me something good she just had it was literally top of her head that's freaking disgusting okay i'll do it okay good okay so i'll see you next week and i'll see everybody else next week yes you will

you'll see us then okay bye everyone goodbye everyone