Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - 14: Libraries in Los Angeles, CA

Episode Date: February 27, 2019

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hey everybody, and welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm Christine. And I'm Alex. Hello. Hello.

We're back. We're back. Okay. We had a long episode last week, so. It was a doozy. I'm still tired from it, to be honest. Yeah, let's see how this one goes. I don't have high hopes.

Okay, that's a good start. No, I am excited. Yeah, this is going to be a good one. Maybe in the worst way. Oh, those are the best. Yeah. And the worst. All right, so let's see.

What was our theme for this week? So this week's theme that I gave you, that I gave us, it was, oh gosh, I'm not good at English today. Libraries in Los Angeles was the theme. Correct. Good job. What was the challenge? Your challenge was to find a review of an air freshener that mentioned a dead body. That was a weird one, and I have a lot of browser history to prove it. Oh, good. Where are you flagged now? I've been flagged, I think, for a long time.

Cool. So, do I go first? Yeah, why not? Go for it. Let's hear what you got. Okay, so the first review I have is of the LA County Library West Hollywood branch. That's the one I've been to. Well, one of the few

the one that you played tennis at on top of on top of into it and yes and i did go inside to get a library card and they were like your driver's license does not match your actual address go bring us some proof they're very strict about that you have to bring like mail but like official mail like a bill or something yeah it can't just be like i think i like actually brought our lease in was like okay yeah the lease that works okay um yes i did also have i do have a library card but i rarely use it unfortunately which i need to get better about me too because i really like the library i just always forget yes to take advantage of it um okay so this is like, like I said, the West Hollywood branch. This is a one-star review from Anne. Yeah, that's right. I don't like the new library. I've been a frequent West Hollywood library patron for 10 years, and I think the new library

is a nightmare. In the old space, I could understand it being loud and cramped, but now, what is your excuse? I see the see the problem architecturally it's a concert hall not a library the 20 foot ceilings and open stairways reverberate sound from one end to the other and the staff refuses to ask people to shh gosh i miss real librarians oh that's really low these people spend most of their time talking to each other and restocking the dvds by the way what idiot shows those cabinets i missed the real cabinets no that doesn't say that okay so then that was the first paragraph now there's one more like short little blurb but it's uh enter enter so it's separate from the rest so we have little blur, but it's enter, enter.

So it's separate from the rest. So we have to consider it as new. It's a separate thought. Yeah, separate thought. Got it. Oh, this is brilliant. I'm actually writing this at the library. Wait, hold on.

It just occurred to me that she's literally writing this at the library. Like looking around. Oh, who chose those cabinets? What a crazy person. Yeah. Oh, look, 20 feet above me, ceilings. She definitely measured it with that new iPhone app. Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy. I'm actually writing this at the library. And another patron just told the reference staff to shut the fuck up. End of review. Don't you miss the days when real librarians would handle that by throwing them out? By not restocking the DVDs? Yeah. Gosh.

Real librarians. What do you think that means? What in your mind is a real librarian? I think that what they're saying is like the old school, like a cliche stereotype of an elderly lady who like says who like shushes people and is extremely unhelpful keeps the peace and all all they do is just walk around shushing people they shush people well no i mean i think i feel like if i feel like librarians are helpful no i know but when i think of the cliche librarian, I think of the old lady that is just mean. Oh, like in a negative way. Yeah.

Okay, yeah. I get you. Yeah. Yeah, so Anne misses that. I don't know. I don't know what. Anne has a lot of issues, I think. You know, the heyday of librarians.

Back when librarian meant something. Gosh. I don't know. The cabinets. What idiot chose those cabinets? The things to complain about there. That's interesting. It's a lot.

So anyway, thank you, Anne. Thank you. I think the part that got me was how it starts with, yeah, that's right. I don't like the new library. As if everyone was asking. As if they were like, I'm making a statement, whether you like it or not. When they had reviewed the previous one, and all these Yelp people were just waiting, oh, what do they have to say about the next one?

Oh, yeah. And so, sure enough, they don't like it. She wouldn't. She wouldn't talk. She wouldn't say. She would never. All right, the next one I have is a review of the Los Angeles Central Library, reviewed by Roxy, one star.

Okay. I like it and feel so comfortable around books. And a review. That's like an old person kind of thing. They're like, I don't know how Yelp works. Oh, a gold star. A pretty star. Gold star for you.

Here's one. It says, I like it common common and there's like eight spaces and then it says and i feel so comfortable around books that's the pause they were writing it in the library oh i like it pause oh i did a curse of them oh and i feel so comfortable around books one gold star for you anyway that cracked me up that's funny um that's kind of like a redemption yeah yeah sad that it meant a one-star review but you know at least it's a positive statement have you ever seen that where people will write a one-star review and it's positive and then the person like the company or whatever will be like thank you so much um could you maybe change it to

five or four like i think you didn't understand the rating system i've seen that it's like painful that must suck for the business and that was like three years ago so obviously they never changed it oh okay um cool so i also went a little different for this last one um i found reviews of the ronald reagan presidential library I've been there. You have with Francisca. Yeah. You have that photo of you guys on Air Force One. I gotta say, I had a blast. The photo's pretty great.

That was actually really cool. That's pretty fun. I didn't get to go. I'd love to go to more. I heard the Nixon one sucks, but... Really? I've heard, yeah. I was like, looking up,

because Francisca had gone to the Bill Clinton one, and she got a little passbook. She has like a passport. It's so cute. bill clinton one and she got a little passbook she has like a passport it's so cute go to each one and get a stamp yeah you get a stamp at each one so when she was visiting she wanted to go to one and she and i like i had the day free so i was like okay let's find one it's either nixon or reagan near us and everyone said go to the reagan one really beautiful views it has better reviews i looked at both yeah but beautiful reviews and cool stuff to do and like interesting history and i think the number one air force one i think the number one thing uh that people complain about was like that

it was propaganda like that there was nothing oh the reagan one yeah yeah i mean i think every single called the ronald reagan what do they expect they're not gonna be like and then guess what this motherfucker did yeah i did not go in there like seething like oh man this reagan guy a lot of people did yes you don't do that you're paying 35 bucks to get in you go there because you can see air force one that multiple presidents multiple presidents flew on you can see the beautiful views yeah i don't know it was cool and there's history involved it was fun well irma doesn't think so oh gosh irma wait can you imagine the trump presidential library is that does that is that gonna be a thing yeah obama's is in chicago oh pretty sure yeah oh shit i'm so excited i do want to go to the Obama one It's going to be like 85 bucks to get in

No, is that not a funny joke? Okay, delete that part Okay, so this is a one star review by Irma We visited Ronald Reagan Museum Spelled wrong It had a lot to cover, not enough time The airplane pictures were too overpriced Wasn't asked if you'd like your picture taken.

Cost of purchase was high. Food huge. Wait, food was huge? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Cost of purchase was high. Food huge. Someone was high.

Am I right? Irma. Irma. What are you smoking? Ronald Reagan would not approve. Nancy Reagan wouldn't either. Irma. Whatever you're smoking. Ronald Reagan would not approve. Nancy Reagan wouldn't either. The funny little cigarette you had outside. Well, speaking of.

I was going to say speak of the devil and then I was like, maybe inappropriate in this context. It was Nancy Reagan's 90th birthday. This is so ridiculous. It was Nancy Reagan's 90th birthday. But no offer to customers, not even a piece of birthday cake. How rude. Okay, no, that's insane. Your prices are high.

Titanic everything was crushed in and we were harried out. I rented hearing phone lousy. I don't know. That was a lot for me to process. I want a fee fund. I want a fee fund. Oxnard, California. I want a fee-fi-fo fund. I want a fee fund.

Oxnard, California. End of review. They put Oxnard in there? Yeah. Oh, God. I am sweating. That was cool, I think. Oh, my gosh. It was Nancy Reagan's 90th birthday.

No offer of even a birthday cake. What? And now there's low and less. I wonder if they expected free cake at the door, or if they were like, oh, in honor of her, we're going to sell you birthday cake in the cafeteria. I don't know. What goes through these people's minds? No offer, not even a piece of birthday cake.

So I think it was literally like they showed up and there was no party or something. And they didn't have money. Here, in honor of Nancy Reagan's birthday, here are some $5 bills. Each person gets one. Like an offering? Or was it like, oh, they didn't offer it to her grave or something? Her grave? It's on the property.

Oh. Well, maybe that's what it was she expected a whole ordeal and like hooded figures and birthday cake and an offering to the late nancy reagan what the fuck i think she just wanted some birthday cake oh okay that might make a little bit but maybe i'm off base i don't know i'm gonna say you are. I mean, you went there, so you would know better than I do. So this is one last thing. It's just a redemption of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library.

I'm an idiot. What? Nancy Reagan wasn't dead at that time. Yeah, I was going to say. She died when she was 94. When I went, she had been dead. Oh, it was her 90th. Okay.

So delete the whole grave thing, I guess i guess oh or just put me as an idea or just keep this here oh good yeah see but it's great that this time i caught it while we were recording oh god so i didn't have to have yeah people messaged me like you idiot the hooded figures wouldn't be there because she was alive. You idiot. I want a fee fund. Free radio show. Okay. Okay. So, sorry.

This is a redemption by Michael of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. Thank goodness. The five-star rating is for President Reagan's legacy. Oh, Michael. The five-star rating is for President Reagan's legacy. Well done. End of review. End of review.

Oh, Michael. People are so weird. Okay, so that is all I have for libraries today. Oh, that was wonderful, though. Thank you. Oh, God, that's so ridiculous. Food was huge. I have, yeah. I have a bad one to start oh god okay i debated not doing

it because i don't feel comfortable totally comfortable reading this what is it but it's so bizarre and this person's so awful that i had to okay okay all right ready yeah so this is a you from e roxanna s okay of the uh koreatown okay public library got it can i give them zero starts uh no it's riddled with this and it's relevant that they can't spell anything easy answer no you cannot do that whatever you're. They don't even deserve one. Well, please stay out of this library. The staff are so rude and stupid, especially the ugly black girl with glasses and the fat Latina at the front desk. Stop it.

I know. Stop. Are you serious? Yes. What a psycho. That's one of those you come across and you do like a triple Stop. Are you serious? What a psycho. That's one of those you come across and you do like a triple take. Like what? That's one of those where you're like, that is a middle school girl trying to like bully

someone on the internet. And my first reaction was, okay, I'm not reading this on our free radio show. Right. But then I continued. And then you did it anyway. Oh, you continued reading it. I continued reading it. I'm like, okay, I got to read this because they are.

No, I need to hear all of it now they're very annoying they treat people like trash and wants to put you down at any chance they have even with little kids they're so rude they should learn how to treat people nicely because at the end is not our fault that they didn't pay attention at school and ended up with a crappy job. Oh my god! Wait, that's terrible. Didn't paid attention. And paid is spelled P-A-Y-E-D. Didn't paid attention at school. This is an eight-year-old bullying.

I know. Trolling the internet. I know. It's ridiculous if you want to go to a nice library do you do yourself a favor and go to the silver lake library they definitely know about customer service and you know what it actually doesn't say customer it says costumer c-o-s-t-u-m-e-r they know about wear service. What in the world was that? Yeah. And like most things were spelled wrong.

It was a mess. What in the world? I'm an educated person. It's not my fault. They're dumb and ugly. Yeah. Oh my God. I, wow.

I don't. Okay. And can I just say eight people found it useful. Oh God. Five people found it funny and three found it cool. I love when people hit cool on like really angry God. Five people found it funny. And three found it cool. I love when people hit cool on like really angry ones. Yeah. Because it has the sunglasses face.

Yeah. Oh, my God. This one. Oh, yeah. That's cool, Roxanna. God, isn't that awful? That is. That is just awful.

That's awful. Like the only thing that makes me, like I have to tell myself it's a small child bully because otherwise I can't, my reality can't mesh with they mentioned that they're rude with children i hope that this person does not have those children oh because i would feel bad for those children it must be god i hope not so let's pretend they don't because that's a better world to live in what a world we live in man go to that other costume shop i might have to go to that library just because I feel so bad.

The costume shop? The one in Silver Lake? Gosh. Costumer service. Costumer service. I mean, in L.A., they might not be totally off-base, but... Yeah, right. Okay, well, let's move on from that one, please.

Please, forever and ever. No thank you for that one, Roxanna. Mm-mm. Please, forever and ever. No thank you for that one, Roxanna. She's down there with those two in the last couple episodes that we don't like. Yes, but I thankfully moved on. I didn't go digging deeper. I moved on to a different library. The Los Feliz Library, which I have been to multiple times. That's where I got my library card.

This is a one-star review from Zepha. I love this library. Wait, wait. Okay. Just go on. I find the people who work at the front desk to be kind and friendly individuals. However, if for any reason you have to deal with Pearl. No.

A woman who is not the epitome of friendly and who is far from fun. Throw a child into that equation and, well, it's over. What is up with these people on throwing children into the equation? I don't know. What? I really don't know. Does that even mean? I don't know. Okay, sorry. Go on about Pearl. I guess this is what it means. She doesn't try to hide her

dislike of children. I doubt Pearl was ever one herself. Oh, boy. And as Allie reminded me, just like Miss Trunchbull in Matilda. That's one of her lines, she says, that she was never a child herself. Oh, wow. That's deep. It's so weird because I'm pretty sure her name is Pearl Trunchbull.

So it must. Could it be? Could it be? There's a chance. There is a a chance this is a costume shop we're talking about she probably came out just as she appears today wait oh yeah i came out of the womb yes oh no what is she this is person thinking about that. Hello, mother. I am Pearl. Hello, mother. I have named myself Pearl Trunchbull. Hello, mother. It's like from Bates Motel.

Roald Dahl warned you about me. Anyway. It's like Bates Motel, yeah. Hello, mother. I'd rather put my finger in a meat grinder than have to deal with this, quote, lady. My finger in a meat just the finger yeah that's very specific didn't even say which finger could have just been a pinky whatever yeah that's bullshit how do people like this get jobs at places like this end of review

what it doesn't even explain what happened with pearl no not at all it's just like this is what and for what it's worth i read reviews about pearl being very friendly so all it was like really yeah oh all it was is like pearl pearl's fetus they was an old lady and also she hates children i don't know i yeah that's about it but didn't give any specific examples also said i quote i love this library and still gave one star that bothers me yeah i thought at first it was going to be another one of these about the person who feels really comfortable around books yeah and gave a one star no not quite they supposedly had something to complain about but wasn't very clear okay okay so now i have a

redemption from bobby of the silver lake library also also known as a costumer shop. I don't know. That's the one that other Roxanne really liked. So I don't know if this is quite a- So did Bobby. Okay. Nice library. Well spaced. Smart employees.

Parking. Self checkout. Gangsta. Gangsta with an A. Of course. Also has a solid media film section with great titled dvds yikes on the late fees one dollar per day thanks dad one dollar per day on the dvds after two day rental sounds like cockbuster whoa whoa that devolved very quickly oh yeah that devolved extremely

quick was that five stars that was was a five-star review. What is going on? I don't know. They just don't like Blockbuster. You'd think people who spend that much time in a library would know how to, like, write a sentence. But apparently not. I wonder how Bobby felt once that final Blockbuster

closed. I believe it just happened recently in Oregon. Maybe it's still happening, but there's one left, or there was recently. The last stronghold. I wonder how that makes Bobby feel. Probably pretty good, because he doesn't like that old Cockbuster, am I right? Oh, is that what that means? Yeah. I didn't know why you were suddenly talking about Blockbuster. He was complaining. Yeah, you were sitting there looking at the ceiling, trying to do the math. I was staring at that oil painting of Gio thinking, I'm missing something.

Yeah. So he was complaining about the late fees, saying a dollar a day sounds like cockbuster. Ah, okay. That's his cool nickname for blockbuster. It's not gangsta. Exactly. Gangsta. Yeah.

What was this guy's name again? Bobby. Bobby C. Bobby C. Or really a trip. Bobby. I think you need C. You are really a trip. Bobby. I think you need to sit down, maybe. Okay.

Is that it? That's it. Wow. LA libraries were kind of an adventure. There were bad ones in there. Everyone was complaining about homelessness. And I'm like, try being homeless yourself. Some of them were like very...

It was nasty. Nasty. Not okay. Yeah. I mean, the first one i read was really nasty too but i mean there's just so many of those that were just people it's just not people are not good you cannot write these things no you and you can which is the problem yeah apparently and people do gives us a job am i right pays the bills am Nope. Nope. I'm very wrong. Okay. Uh, yada, yada, yada.

Okay. Time for me to do my challenge. Yeah. Let's hear what you came up with. Your challenge that I gave you was to find a review of an air freshener that mentioned dead bodies. Okay. So, this was easier than I thought. Okay.

Yeah. People like just being hyperbolic and... Well, no, not even. Oh. Not even. No. Okay. I mean, a little bit of that, but also...

Well, and then the other big thing was that a lot of them were reviews... Or, I'm sorry. They mentioned, like, dead bodies of, like, rats that died in the walls. That's actually, I thought of that. I was like, I didn't want to specify a human body. I thought that was cheating.

Oh, I didn't like, I was like, just in case. Cause I had no, I didn't try. I didn't think of how this could honestly like 80%. I would say of all of these air freshener reviews are about some sort of

animal dying in an enclosed space. Okay. Or cat pee. Yeah. But like, okay. So this is a review of air wickmatic 2 Refills Automatic Spray Lavender and Chamomile Air Freshener. Top of the line stuff.

Top of the line, according to Robert as well. He gave it five stars. That's what he had to say. We have one of these gizmos. I like Robert already. It's another Bobby. I like the cut of his jib i'm sorry what i like the cut of his jib okay sure uh we have one of these gizmos sitting up on a high shelf we put it up there because the hallway had a weird musty smell it was there since we purchased the house after the big housing market crash. I suspect someone died and was left in that hallway

for a prolonged period of time. Oh no. Or a cat did its thing. Which I don't know what that means. If a cat died or peed or... You know, when cats do their thing. Well, they do. When they just plop over and die.

They do their thing. Yeah, they just die. If you will. That's what their thing is. It's a euphemism for something. Yeah. Or if a cat did its thing. Not entirely sure.

We cleaned and scrubbed, but the smell kept coming back. So eventually we bought an Airwick automatic squirt machine, which that's not what it's called. Okay, call up Airwick, though. Robert's got an idea. Trademark, trademark. TM tm um an automatic squirt

machine and the problem vanished this stuff truly is a miracle now that the dead body smell is gone forever we just keep the airwick running on a lower setting it freshens the air without making the place smell like a flower bed or a hospital. The only two options, I guess. Yeah, a flower bed or a hospital. Which I felt, the house did smell like a flower. Well, okay, that's besides the point. The batteries last forever and the cans seem to last for months. Every now and again, I climb up the shelf to check on it.

And without fail, it blasts me in the face. So avoid that if you can. How often does this thing go off? I don't know because like i if it's pretty often you just wait until it goes off and then go up there but also like why are you going up there if it's going off i don't know true to check on it like it's i haven't actually seen it go off in a while let me go check oh oh god you're workingirter. Bobby, automatic squirt machine. Got him again. I've taken to sneaking up on it from the side. I change out the batteries, set it up on the shelf, and nothing happens.

I wait and wait and wait. Nothing. So, back up I go. Grab the thing and look down the barrel and BLAM! Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon, I get one right in the face. Hilarious. But other than that, the system is flawless. That was a great review.

Bobby seems like a good guy i mean come on if you can take that and say it's hilarious that you're blasted in the face by the squirter blam automatic squirt machine i told you i like the cut of his jib oh stop saying that um yeah so that just got me good um and then she just got you like, bam! Bam! Bam! Right in the face. Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon, whatever that means. Oh, boy.

Howdy-gee. Boy. Okay. Smell. Okay. How should I phrase this? All right. So, then I found another thing that I didn't know existed, but I guess makes sense.

But also, I'm surprised they sell it on Amazon, I guess. Uh-oh. Okay, let's just dive right into it. This is called Smellies... I just realized it sounds like smellies. Smellies. So it's spelled S-M-E-L-L-E-Z-E. Smellies.

I don't know. Smellies Natural... No, it's Smellay. It's French. I forgot't know. Smell-ese natural. No, it's smell-ay. It's French. I forgot the accent d'aigu on top of it. Smell-ese natural corpse odor remover deodorizer. Two pound powder removes cadaver odor. Oh, no. Oh, no, it's right.

So then I. For like sunshine cleaning. Yeah. That kind of stuff. It must be. So actually, I do have... I will answer your question because I do have the description of this product up here. Enlighten me.

Remove deadly corpse odors safely and effectively. Oh. Morgues, funeral homes, autopsy rooms, labs, and ambulances can be exposed to very unpleasant Oh. Oh. Oh, this is also now a bullet list. Oh, no. Publicity if they escape from the building. Simply sprinkle on corpse and smell the difference. Oh, this is also now a bullet list. Oh, no. Sprinkle on corpse.

That's step one. Yeah. Eliminates corpse smell without masking it with harmful fragrances. Creates a cleaner, safer, and odor-free environment. Ideal for morgues, autopsy rooms, body bags, etc. Body bags? Okay, so that was a... Your basement? I went in a weird way and my Amazon's now gonna have

a very weird suggested list. If anyone thinks you're looking up this and you're not in a profession, they're gonna think you're using it for not-so-good stuff. I did Google how to remove dead body smell from home. And there's a lot of information out there.

Which is how I found this. Those sirens, are they coming for us? Stop. You scared me. I didn't know what you were pointing at. Okay, so this is a review by Natasha. Five stars. You scared me. I didn't know what you were pointing at. Okay. So this is a review by Natasha. Five stars. I didn't use it for a dead body per se, but my drug addict ex-husband leaves a decaying flesh smell behind on my carpets and furniture after he leaves a supervised visitation of our daughter. Just two hours in my home and it smells like a morgue.

So I sprinkle this stuff everywhere, let it sit half the day, vacuum it away, and follow with regular carpet cleaner, wood cleaner, and Febreze. Don't do drugs, folks. Oh. It's just like, what the fuck? Oh my gosh. You know what it is? What?

It's the mung beans. Oh, from Creed. Yeah. The mung beans. Okay. They're very tasty, tasty everyone there's one more review it's a four out of five star review and this is by marzipan marzipan and the subject is girls use it too this is the best actually ever get ready impossible works great giving it four out of five stars because the packaging sucks

my only suggestion would be to make it available prettier maybe like a designer dispenser or maybe a pretty scented candle version or a pretty perfume slash pillow spray what the fuck i mean girls use it too so girls you do use it too I mean we know Natasha uses it what do you mean a designer dispenser you know like uh like like a collaboration with Gucci Gucci holy shit yeah um so that's what that was Gucci odor spray and that one didn't mention dead body I just wanted to throw that in there because it was fucking weird gucci corpse be gone corpse be gone corpse be gucci how's that corpse smell it's gucci it's gangsta i'm bobby oh bobby c oh my goodness okay well that was that on that that was that that was a weird one i enjoyed those though oh okay that was fun i'm

proud of my challenge i'm glad you had a good time i am i am okay so we're gonna reveal the theme and challenge for next week but first i'm gonna tell you where you can find us online you can find us on instagram and twitter at beach to sandy our. Our Facebook is Beach2SandyWater2Wet. Our email is Beach2Sandy at gmail.com. Our website is Beach2Sandy.com. You can support us on Patreon at Patreon.com

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there have been some good ones recently so i kind of feel bad that i'm only reading one because there's so many well but anyway anyway okay this is itunes, this is on iTunes. So please leave us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts, and we might read it. Yeah. Here's one from Erica Socks. Oh, that's not very nice. Well, we just don't like Erica around these parts. Apparently not. Or we do, if you're being self-deprecating.

Then we do love you, Erica. Don't be so hard on yourself, Erica. Poetic. Stunning. A podcast for the ages. If you're trying to figure out which podcast to binge next, stay right here. Alex, your voice is like the sultry tunes of Duke Silver. Okay, you're going a little far here, Erica.

I feel like I could meditate to every word you say. Fucking A. You're in this too, so you be nice. No. Christine, I'm so lucky and eternally grateful to have lived in the same lifetime as you. Oh my god, what? Parentheses.

In all sincerity, though, you're funny as hell and you are truly a role model to me. Wait, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. And they called me Duke Silver, and that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. I still disagree with the thing about you, but that is the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. I still disagree with the thing about you, but that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thank you both for bringing this podcast into fruition, even though none of us are worthy of its greatness.

Also, thumbs up emoji, thumbs up emoji on the production quality. That is so nice. That is very nice. Thank you, Erica Sucks. Oh my goodness, Erica. Erica rocks. Or Erica's Enemy. Oh, right.

Yeah. Maybe this is Erica's bully who's who wrote the review maybe it's that eight-year-old that wrote the review of the library oh yeah yeah let's hope not i hope not to um damn yeah no but sincerely thank you so much that was a very nice one to read that's one of those you read in your life you know what my day's a whole lot better now yeah that happened to me today thank you erica or erica's enemy cool cool okay so time for the theme yes ready for it yes i am your theme is record stores in indianapolis indiana oh that's fun it's kind of funny we got we had comic books libraries and now record stores we're getting very media heavy we are we are a free radio show that's true now what is your challenge for me you're squirming you're literally squirming in your seat yeah i don't know if this is good

just give it to me okay i have three options how about you give me one save the other two for the next okay uh okay the first one i have is i was thinking with the air freshener it got me thinking about candles and i was thinking this might be difficult i just came up with a new one so i'm gonna skip all skip all the other three and just go this one. A review of a product in which the person... That's so vague. Okay. The end. A review of a product in which the person is trying to market their own product.

Oh. You know what I mean? Oh, that's interesting. I'm glad you kept it vague. Yeah. Because I was thinking about like candle... I was thinking about Jan's candles from The Office. And I was thinking about like candle. I was thinking about Jan's candles from the office and I was thinking about candles and.

I feel like that's the only show what you reference on here. It is literally the only show. That's okay. Um, yeah. Yeah. Candle, uh,

serenity by Jan. Serenity by Jan. I thought in papyrus font, but I thought that was too specific. Okay. Yeah. So some where they're like, Oh,

well my products are better. Yeah. They're like, this one sucks. You should try out my, whatever my, I mean, I guess that products are better. Yeah, they're like, this one sucks. You should try out my whatever. Yeah. I mean, I guess that also goes hand in hand maybe with MLMs who are selling their own stuff, which I'm sure you could find on the internet.

Yeah. And that stuff gets really bonkers. Yeah, I don't know. So I think that's kind of fun. I like that. I like that. Okay. Do you like that I had a list and then I just- Skipped them all?

Scrapped the whole thing. I'm going to keep these in a list for later. All right. Well, thanks for listening, everyone. Thanks, guys. Hope you had fun. Yeah, we had fun. We hope you did, too. skipped them all scrapped the whole thing I'm gonna keep these in a list for later alright well thanks for listening everyone thanks guys hope you had fun yeah we had fun we hope you did too

we always do we always do most of the time sometimes I know okay see you next week bye

bye Bye.