Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - 8: Dentists in Denver, CO

Episode Date: January 16, 2019

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hi everyone and welcome back to Beach T Sandy Water Too Wet aka BTSWTW the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. That's it. And I'm Christine.

And I'm Alex. And we are here to read you some fun reviews today of dentists in Denver. And I gave you a challenge, which was to find a review of a Ouija board where someone had no idea what they were doing. They shouldn't have been using one. Tell you there's a lot of those. Yeah. Shocker. Yourself included.

Yeah. Okay. Fair point. But first, I'd like to address something. Okay, go ahead. I'd like to address something. Okay, go ahead. Last episode, I made a mistake. I had no idea what a 15 was. So I made fun of a poor woman for buying a doll for her wedding when it turns out the doll was for a quinceañera.

Quinceañera. We've been practicing. Okay, I've been trying to say this word. Quinceañera. I can say German words've been trying to say this word quinceanera i can say german words that's not helpful to anyone exactly okay so anyway um apparently it's a cultural thing that i had no idea about yeah well we do and i at least want to say thank you to everyone who sent in info about that and also for being so nice about it yeah no one was an asshole about it and we felt kind of like dummies the first person wrote something in and I was like, Oh, like they were so nice. But I was like,

Oh, this is gonna go poorly. Like I'm worried people are actually gonna get upset with me. Benefit of it up being like, well, maybe it was for her wedding. I'm like, No, it wasn't. Yeah. That's not what was happening. Thank you, though, for for being kind about it. Honestly, everyone who wrote in Thank you so much for writing in um it's that was really nice i think the problem we are but the problem is also we read one star reviews all the time so we assume people on the internet are just going to be really mean towards us we don't give them the benefit of the doubt and we haven't even gotten like negative feedback once so i i don't know why i would think I know I'm like expecting it just because that's what we do but because of that I'd like to read a quick review of a bridal store in Houston Texas

okay to kind of make up for it offset this is from crystal and it's of missy but cool two stars end of review okay that's all i like it yeah it's short and sweet sometimes i do want to do the short ones but i'm like then our episode will be four minutes long yeah this was an opportunity if you if you have only like if you say it's cool and a little pricey what two stars that's not fair it's a little harsh that just bugged me and i think it's something we need to address crystal god damn it oh i give you two stars i'm shaking that was aggressive okay i'm shaking yeah that was a little much um anyways no sorry everyone for messing that one up last week but got some good responses and to the people who didn't know or thought it was also for

the wedding for their who also thought it was a doll for their wedding they got some enjoyment out of that yeah it's still funny yeah i thought so so how about you go ahead and read what you found for dentists in denver okay so i as you know i was, let's record at 1030. It's been an hour and a half and I still wasn't ready. It took me a long time to kind of figure out what direction to go with this. And so the first direction I went was Children's Dentist, Pediatric Dentistry. So this is a review of a place in Denver called A Wild Smile. I saw that place. Okay.

Yeah. So this is by Ryan. Should be renamed A Wicked Smile. I love when they're clever. I know, me too. Our family was flat out lied to when we were told our oldest had, quote, the start of a cavity. I couldn't believe it, had my doubts, and got a second opinion. Sure enough, no cavity, just as I thought and knew in my heart. That's the best type of dentistry, when it comes from the heart. When the patient comes from the heart. Not an actual dentist, but just some random person says,

from my heart, I knew what my child needed. Better than the dentist. says from my heart i knew what my child need needed better than the dentist wild all right in the worst sense oh wow as a teacher i have no tolerance for those who lie to gain from a child avoid this place don't get sucked into the great atmosphere that is all there to distract your kids and you from their real monkey business two thumbs down way down thank you ryan thank you ryan oh i like that i like and this person also left two reviews the same review with like slightly different wording from two different accounts named ryan p no different photos i was like that's a little sneaky.

Oh, come on. That's not fair. Cheating a little bit on the Yelp game. Yeah. But I like how they made it out to be such a sinister place. And I wonder what the atmosphere is like. I bet like you go in and it's so fun. It is.

Apparently it's like directed directly at children. So it's. Yeah. I guess that's why they put wild and monkey business. I'm sure it's like zoo themed or something. Don't be fooled. Oh, don't be fooled. That's too funny.

Okay. And now I have one more. So this is a review. I went the other direction. So I was like, let's see what some grownups have to say about their own teeth. There's a lot of things. And I avoided, I would skim and anything that I saw like root canal or pain, I'd be like, skip, skip. I had to start doing that because it got so gross and like just things like someone was like oh yeah i have to go to another dentist

so they can pull out what the last dentist left in my head i'm like what does that mean there were a bunch of hot button words like migraine and toothache and i just had to skip so i promised Yep. So I promise guys, we're not reading. It was like 49% that 49%. No, wait, I can do percentages. Okay. Yeah. Let's do that for you. And then it was 49% that 49% appointments. Oh, well, that's another one. Actually. Like I was thinking appointments, insurance kind of combined like problems with administrative stuff. And then the 2% were actually kind of readable, wouldn't make you cringe, and kind of funny. So skimming through those, I found Chico's review of 4th Avenue Family Dentistry. You know how you can have a bad feeling about a business the minute you walk in? No.

I mean, rarely. that happened my first visit here the waiting room was noisy and crowded one of the receptionists bellowed what's your name then she said they didn't have any documents for me on file which wasn't true because i had emailed them she then thrust an ipad at me nope what what's an ipad he spelled ipad wrong oh i'm like is it was there swelling around the eyes this person chica they spelled ipad i i p a q that that's that can't happen like they managed to put the peak as a capital in the eyes lowercase but then a q for the d well the q is not close that close to the d no maybe on an international keyboard i don't offend anyone anymore maybe it's true i don't know true okay i'll just read it how it's meant to be

she then thrust an ipad at me nope i'm an it guy but i don't like tablets. I told her politely to pound salt and left. And that, my friends, was my first and last time there. What a dickhead. Why? Why would you spend the time to write that review? That's just not...

You didn't give them a chance. Because they thrust, quote unquote thrust, an iPad. And they bellowed what's your name? Like across the masses of people. Yeah, as if that's, oh, come on.

Chico's an IT guy, though. Oh, okay. So that means it's all okay. They don't like tablets. I just don't get it. Anyway. So that means they know what they're talking about. This reminds me of that guy who went to the Apple store and was like, listen, I love tech products, but don't you dare ask me where I got my iPad

and don't you call me what's up man. I don't know. Chico needs to talk to that guy. Seriously. Okay. Your turn. Okay. I found a review from Tanya of Downing Street Dental. The doctor's personality is forest friendly with a dash of coldness. Have you ever been to Chicago? Have you felt the personality of Chicago?

The doctor feels like Chicago. What? Manifested in human form. No, that's not a thing. I have to admit, as I was reading this, I'm like, is this in Chicago? Did I mess up? But I realized that they were just using Chicago, personifying Chicago as an awful human being.

This person's probably trying to write their next Kindle edition self-published book and just practicing on Yelp. Who wrote this? Tanya. Tanya, Tanya. I've been a patient of Downing Dental before this doctor purchased the practice. My husband left the practice after not a warm experience with this doctor. My first mistake is that I stayed on board. Weirdness started when I made my second mistake of candidly confessing to the doctor that I don't floss daily.

mistake of candidly confessing to the doctor that I don't floss daily. I explained that with my current workload, flossing daily is not going to happen for a few years. Okay, you're being dramatic. Okay, what she says about flossing, this is just the beginning. Are you serious? I'm not kidding. Okay. Whoa, mistake. He looked somewhere between visibly annoyed and mad, as if this were a personal threat to his pride. I tried to ease his annoyance by explaining in cost-slash-benefit terms why the time cost of flossing was greater than the potential benefit of flossing, at least for this specific time in my career. can we take a moment to discuss what this person possibly does like as a career where it doesn't make sense for them to spend the time flossing maybe they're one of those um before photo models for bad teeth that wow that was a good one that's probably the only way that this would make sense yes literally the only way because it's how long does it take you to floss maybe 20 seconds i've done it a couple times maybe this year maybe 2019 and it takes me what yeah 20 seconds a number of seconds i don't i don't get it okay sorry i don't understand this. I also just want to point out that I like that she said that she's practicing her verbiage and wordsmith skills.

And she said, not warm. Because she said cold like six times. And then the next time she said, not warm. Maybe she ran it through one of those websites that like highlights things that you did wrong. And it's like, you use cold too many times. Okay. Oh, shoot. I got to change this. What's the opposite of cold? Yeah. Not warm. Oh wait, no, not the opposite. Sorry. That's a synonym of cold. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. But it's not over yet. Okay. His eyes glazed over. Rather than hearing me out, he continued only deeper

and longer into the generic lecture on flossing. Tension. Dental hygienists went still. Patients went quiet. Stop it. Okay, this is like enter, enter, tension. Enter, enter, dental hygienists went still. Enter, enter. Like, she's writing this as if it's like some sort of fiction.

The next great work of fiction. Yeah. I tried to lighten the air. Every attempt to lighten relations with a joke resulted in a cold, distant stare. He stopped looking me in the eye. Then Downing Dental sent me a, how did we do, email. I wanted to clear the air and voice my concerns. My assumption was that he would reach out and try to neutralize my concerns. That follow-up phone call never happened.

Fast forward to the next dental cleaning. The strained energy persisted. Oh my god. I'm not one to ignore the elephant in the room, so I brought it up in a jovial manner. Promise me I won't have to sit through another flossing lecture. Oh my god. How jovial is that? Fuck off, Tanya. That's not very nice it's this

person's job like this is his literal career is to make your teeth nice and he's probably worried about his patients when they come in and they're not flossing like it's not like just because it's not even that she's not flossing it says she clearly doesn't understand the basics of what flossing is or how it works yeah saying the cost benefit of analysis of flossing is or how it works. If she's saying the cost-benefit analysis of flossing is too extreme, that for years she's not going to be able to floss, then there's clearly a misconception and he's trying to clear it up. Thank you. PSA for this week.

Go floss, everyone. It's really... Or, you know, don't, but then don't try to complain like you don't have time because of your job. Sorry, you can do it in the car, on the subway. I've seen people do worse, grosser things. The only reason i floss like twice this year is because it's a new year and i'm like new year new me blaze has flossed every day because he decided it was his resolution good for him i have done it maybe zero times he's probably done it more than i will in the the

rest of the year but i i'm not gonna argue with Exactly. Exactly. That's where it boils down to. Literally there because they're a professional. Right. Okay. And you're just a bad teeth model. So how would you know? Okay. Tanya.

Tanya. He froze and said, you know, you write me a bad review. Write a review? I haven't written you a review. Turns out what I assumed was a request for feedback was a request for a review on a dentist site. Oh no! My intention was to genuinely give feedback,

not make him look bad in front of his peers. Oh no. On top of all this, my teeth were well taken care of at Downing Dental. Oh no. What? That phrase makes no sense. On top of all this, you expect something worse.

Like to top it all off. To top it all off. All this bad stuff. My teeth were well taken care of at Downing Dental. Tanya's really trying. She's not good at idioms. Yeah. She did use elephant in the room correctly.

That's true. Although I wouldn't say that her not flossing should She did use elephant in the room correctly That's true Although I wouldn't say that her not flossing Should be considered an elephant in the room Maybe her writing a negative review about him And then coming back, that might be an elephant in the room But she didn't address that The dentist did My new dentist explained to me that the silver fillings

In my mouth are synonymous with people On a low budget or a government budget Oh, that's really offensive. Okay. of attentiveness that didn't happen at Downing Dental. Lastly, when I asked my new dentist if he'd cast me away if I didn't floss every day, he laughed and said, most people don't floss every day. End of review. Nobody cast her away, to be fair. I know. It's like, why does it have to be like this, Tanya?

Also, patients went quiet. Where were these patients? In the room with her? Yeah, it was like they had an audience. Oh, my. Because she probably started yelling and people started flocking. Like, who is this woman yelling about flossing? Where she was like trying to preach to all these people.

Like, listen up. Dental patrons. Listen up, dental patrons. Do I have a story for you about flossing and the cost-benefit analysis? About not flossing. This is wild to me. This is wild. There's no...

And cost. Okay, I'm not even going to argue with her anymore. Yeah, how much does floss... I haven't bought it. Granted, I don't floss every day, but how much does floss cost? Less than going to the dentist every six months, like she does. Yeah. White fillings.

Yeah. It's clear she's not on a government budget. Yeah, cost-benefit analysis. And then she gets the upgraded stuff, and the new dentist talks her into new, nicer things that she probably had to pay extra for. What? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. I wonder what her career is. I already told you what it is.

Oh, you did. All right. Now let's hear what you came up with with your Ouija board. Your challenge was to find a Ouija board review where the person just didn't know what they were doing. This was all over the place. And like I expected, a lot of the reviews were just teenagers being like, this didn't work at all. were just teenagers being like, this didn't work at all.

But for some reason, my sister's throwing up green spew. LOL, where's the nearest priest? And it's like, okay, this is so funny. Yeah, that's the problem with this is there are probably so many joke reviews about Ouija boards that it's hard to sift through those. And then just people bickering back and forth.

So I'm going read um a couple here with different intentions um this is the i believe one of them is the glow-in-the-dark ouija board which is what we have yes um and then i believe they're both hasbro so there's the ouija board and then the glow- the dark Ouija board. So here's a four-star Amazon review from Austin. I got this cause, see Uzi, I got this cause I've always wanted to have one and just for show and cause I love Halloween. Unfortunately, I'm not going to mess play with it cause they do actually work and can summon good and bad mostly bad things such as Demons are worse the devil himself if you want to find out what could happen go watch the exorcist I 100% believe in Jesus and God so I have always have them on my side and no this is not a religious review. I

Don't care what you believe in. You can go worship yourself, lol. Or whatever, for all I care, lol. However, if you do use the Ouija board, be careful. Do it right. Follow the directions. Don't taunt any negative spirits. Play at your own risk. And may God be with you all.

Oh my God. So that was just kind of the summation of like, just a person who doesn't know what the hell they're doing in life in general, I think. That very much makes me never want to touch a Ouija board again. Thanks, Austin. I don't really get... I think maybe that was his point, but something about it just really turned me off to Ouija boards. I don't get why they bought the thing and then said but unfortunately i'm not

going to use it and then gave it four stars too like this would be a good three star review because it's just so neutral mostly about jesus and not really about the ouija board itself. Then we found a more coherent review. I had to really... I know, I know. Sorry in advance. I had to abridge this quite extensively. This is by Ofelina. It's a one out of five star review.

Subject is, Please read this first. I really don't mean to be preachy, but I feel I must warn others so they don't suffer the same way I did. Question, what are Ouija boards? Should a Christian play with Ouija boards? The Bible has a few things to say about engaging in activities of this nature. Galatians 5, 19 to 20. The acts of the sinful nature are obvious. Sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery, idolatry and witchcraft, hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions, and envy.

Drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God. So Ouija boards fall into the orgy one, right? Drunkenness and orgies. Drunkenness and orgies, yeah. Playing with a Ouija board is engaging in occultism and is definitely not an option for a Christian. Such activity is clearly forbidden in the Bible. No matter how innocent it may seem, it must be remembered that Ouija boards can be an opening for demons to

invade our hearts and minds. All demonic activity is under the control of Satan, whom Peter describes in no uncertain terms. Quote, your enemy, the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. 2 Peter 5.8 The scriptural example for dealing with items that pertain to the occult, such as books, music, jewelry, occult games, and other occult objects, is to confess your involvement with them as sin and then burn the items. Safely, of course. Did she just say jewelry is...

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Books, music, jewelry, occultic games, and other occult objects. I do have a Ouija board necklace that someone sent me. Should I burn it? Yeah, with your cross, too. Like, if you have a cross necklace, because apparently that's bad, too.

She was just saying books, music, and jewelry. I think they meant, like, occ cultic books, music, jewelry. Celtic music is considered. Oh, no. There goes my entire music library. We're screwed. We're screwed. What's that one?

What's that band? Celtic. Celtic Woman. Is that what they're called? Yeah. Those Celtic women? Celtic Woman. The band. I don't know that band. An allish musical ensemble yeah oh i think i know yeah um they have

a uh that cover that they do of that song that's sail away sail away stop it it's good yeah that oh my god have you okay youtube that right now. PSA number two. YouTube that song. Sail Away, it's not the name of the song, but YouTube will know what you're talking about. Orinoco Flow. Yes. I'm not going to play. We can't play. No, that is a cult right there.

Okay, I'm now officially convinced that we're in big, big trouble with the Lord. We've listened to that song one too many times. Now we know we're going to hell. Thank you to whoever is reviewing. Their name is Ophelina. Oh, yeah. Okay. Now, I wanted to swing the other way.

And so I found a review of somebody kind of fighting back. Good. Okay. And this is by Peter Well. It is a five out of five star review, and the subject is common sense. I'm sorry, all. After reading most of these reviews,

I see that humans are the same fearful little idiots they have always been these past eight to 10,000 years. Either that, or I just woke up somewhere in Georgia. Oh. Shots fired. Okay. Ouch. Please get over the idea that there is a God.

There is not. There is no God, no Satan, no heaven or hell. These are all things man has made up over the years to keep people enslaved, preoccupied, and fearful of anything different than their normal white bread world. If I can keep you all in fear, I can then control all of you. All of you Bible thumpers, try thinking for yourself for once. It might catch on and the whole world will be enlightened. End of review.

Wow, you certainly did find the complete opposite of Awfulina's review. Oh my god, I don't know which one's worse. I know, that was really bad. I thought when I said good about fighting back, I thought he was going to be like, come on, it's just a toy or something. Oh no, there were plenty of rational people in both respects. I'm very glad you found another rational person on the other side of the spectrum. That was fun. Now this is the most outrageous thing of all the reviews that I just don't really think. Like, okay, when you said someone who doesn't know what they're doing, this is the epitome of that.

This is a one out of five star review on Amazon. And I guess, I didn't know this, but I guess there's a thing called a kid's review where like kids can leave a review without leaving their name or something. So there were a few of those like just spelled really incorrectly and kind of what you'd expect. So this is called a kids review. Subject. Can someone tell me something? Oh, Ouija board can. I hear people talking about a religion called Presbyterian.

Woohoo! called Presbyterian. Who? Who's he hanging out with? Hey, psst, psst. Have you heard the good word of Presbyterianism? I hear people talking about a religion called Presbyterian. And there is a Presbyterian church

down my street. I wonder, what kind of religion is it? Can you describe it for me? I know they celebrate Halloween, because I passed by, and there was a large sign for Halloween there. Thanks for the help. End of review.

Aw, that is so weird, but kind of adorable. Somehow this child can leave a review. Oh, that is so weird, but kind of adorable. Somehow this child can leave a review on Amazon, but can't Google Presbyterian. Oh, that's, yeah. Or can't go to that church and say, hey, what's going on here? Tell me about it. But they spelled it right. So that's more than most of these adult reviewers could do.

Impressive. Yeah. So anyway, that is definitely in line with what I was looking for. impressive yeah so anyway that is definitely in line with what i was i'd like to think that the ouija board has been whispering like he's playing with it the ouija board presbyterianism is the answer leave your old gods behind and follow the presbyterian could you imagine if this whole

time it's like it's not satan it's just like oh gosh some people did write clever reviews that were like kind of funny where i was like okay fine nice try and it's a little funny about like my kids tried to summon santa but they're not good at spelling and like okay i'm like haha yeah but um well originally because i i brought it up to ali and originally i was like hey ali like i was thinking of doing um ouija board reviews about like demonic possession and she was like yeah i don't know about that and i realized like we realized that it probably wasn't good because it there were so many joke reviews because i was looking at a couple and i was like ridiculous all those would obviously be jokes you know it's not really one

was like my little sister keeps playing a fun new game where she hides under my bed in the middle of the night in my closet yeah exactly and then ally was like well what if it's just people who don't know what they're doing i'm like yep that that opened a big big door for me so thank you no she guided me just like my ouija board does one of these was on bed bath i was like reading like the bed bath and beyond reviews yeah oh people are wild those can be good though if you go to like the walmart ones or like toys r us or random websites because i don't know certain people go to those websites to leave people who buy star wars toothbrushes go specifically on this that was a target one, you're right. It's not just Amazon. That's where children go

to learn about the word of God. I didn't know about that. That's good to know, I guess. There were a couple of those in the toy section. So we'll read

one of your reviews and share the challenge and theme for next week after Oxanar does his little spiel. You guys can find us on Instagram and Twitter at Beach2Sandy.

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No, please do not. We're going to figure that out. We'll figure out the whole Hatchimal thing, but it's happening. So before we reveal the challenge and theme for next week, I'm going to read a review from one of you, a listener. This is from Abby. Title is, Put It In Your Ear Holes. Listen, I have thoroughly enjoyed pumping the sweet sugar voices.

Okay, enough. I'm done. I'm out. Bye. Of Christine and Alex Schieffer into my ear holes week after week. It would serve you well to do the same. week after week. It would serve you well to do the same. Disclaimer, this podcast may cause uncontrollable laughter, eye-rolling, and general empathy for those working in retail. Go put it in your ear holes!

That was cute. And I especially like the general empathy for those working in retail because that's kind of what we're trying to do partially. We want people to realize that it's nice. It's kind of rough out there trying to do partially. We want people to realize that... Just be nice. It's kind of rough out there. Yeah, just be a nice human. And places aren't perfect. And stop telling everyone...

But neither are you. ...that the Bible is sending them to hell. Stop telling me to stop having orgies and drunken... How rude. I know. It's not their business. And how do they know about what you do? I don't know, but they seem pretty spot on.

Yeah. What was I going to say? Oh, so also real quick, J.Dollarsign emailed us and I wanted to say I was mostly teasing when I was giving him a hard time last week. So thank you, J.Dollarsign, for calling me a Komodo dragon. I've actually come to embrace it. Yeah. You also actually thought that it was a friend of mine

i legitimately thought it was sounded like someone you played like the sims with or something i don't know yeah my sims fam um so thank you jay dollar sign i did actually love your review i was just putting on a little front yeah she's good at that hard komodo dragon scaly exterior was showing oh yeah okay but i actually also i very much embraced that review and now my bio on twitter no one noticed yet what well i did tweet about it too but my bio on twitter is now um alex the bad boy of podcasting sheifer i hate that i'm i'm writing that into the sunset into forever into infinity that will always be a tag that i will use i mean i currently have my pronouns on there but i'm just going to replace that with commodit dragon yeah that's my new identity it

should be so cool thanks guys so if you want to leave us a review that's really helpful for us on itunes kind of gives us some traction um we appreciate that uh you don't have to be super dramatic it's fun but you don't have to be especially if that's not your thing yeah and we read every single one so even if we don't read yours on, uh, on the air, is that what people say on podcasting on the air? Um, we do read them on the airway and we do, we do appreciate them. So thank you so much everyone. So what is, so who goes first? I'll give you, yeah, I'll give you the theme. Okay. The theme for next week. Um, my friend Simon actually, uh, suggested this pretty much right when we started.

He suggested Waffle Houses in Atlanta. That's very specific, right? Like, not breakfast places? Well, no, because Waffle House is a staple down there. Okay. Is that where it was founded?

Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Actually, someone, Miranda actually also emailed in, not for Waffle House, but she wanted something in her hometown of Georgia. And I was like, oh shoot, I'm about to do Waffle House in Atlanta. So hopefully she's satisfied with that. I mean, that's where Peter woke up, remember? Oh, true. You see, it's with the theme.

After he read those Ouija reviews, he felt like he woke up in Georgia. We need some Bible thumpers. So that's where we're going. Going to Waffle House. And also, I just love Waffle House. I know. I actually do, too. The pecan waffle with the hash browns in the coffee with cream.

Oh, my God. It's so good. Isn't it good? Yeah. I don't get it. Yeah. Oh, and another fun fact. Did you know that, I'm probably going to butcher this, but apparently when there's a natural disaster,

there's the Waffle House scale of severity. What? And how bad the disaster is is kind of in line with how many Waffle Houses are closed because those are usually the last things to close. Stop it. So if there's an area where all of them are closed, it's bad.

It's real bad. I just got chills. Yeah. Oh, okay. That means apocalypse is what you're saying. Yes. And I might have made a mistake. Well, not totally.

I just want to be more specific so no one gets offended. Apparently Waffle House was founded in Avondale Estates in Georgia, which is part of the Atlanta metropolitan area. Okay. Still. So my challenge for you this week is a review of a zoo that mentions dinosaurs. Oh. Originally, I guess you can decide if you like this one better.

I had this one and then Blaze suggested the dinosaurs because he always seems to be better at this than i am ali's the same way i don't like it well i think we kind of dive headfirst into all these reviews and then like it's kind of nice to just get an outside perspective sometimes so that's why we really do appreciate everyone who writes in for suggestions because even if we don't take it exactly, like it does help us. Spur our creativity. Exactly. So I originally had a review of a zoo by someone who doesn't like animals. And then Blaze suggested dinosaurs. So I guess maybe this is a choose your own adventure. If someone's mentioning dinosaurs, like there's a chance that they don't like animals. They're like, I wish there were dinosaurs.

Not these stupid animals. Not that dinosaurs aren't animals, but you know what I mean? Okay. don't like animals they're like oh i wish there were dinosaurs not these stupid animals like i came looking for dinosaurs you know what i mean yeah okay so yeah maybe that can be your challenge then um cool so then we'll be back next wednesday guys thank you for listening yeah thanks everyone and we will talk to you soon see you then bye Bye.