Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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74: Cigar Shops in Cuba

Episode Date: April 22, 2020

Years from now, we believe someone will wonder if Tim Allen was one of the hosts of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet. And that person is Christine Schie...

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72: Resorts in Mexico

Episode Date: April 8, 2020

Let me tell you something, bro... *thumbs down emoji* *poop emoji *coffin emoji* *nails emoji* *baby bottle emoji* *pill emoji* *wrench emoji* KARMA B...

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Schiefer Madness: Tiger King

Episode Date: April 3, 2020

Hey all you cool cats and kittens! If you haven't watched Tiger King, give in to all the pressure and watch it. Otherwise, this episode is gonna be pr...

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71: Universities in England

Episode Date: April 1, 2020

Love a good panto? That must mean you're British! So stop whatever yawn-fest you're participating in, and join us as we read reviews of universities i...

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68: Beaches in Australia

Episode Date: March 11, 2020

If you're considering writing a review of our show while hospitalized, be sure to wait until the morphine has kicked in. Because you might not be happ...

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67: Reviews of Disney Parks

Episode Date: March 4, 2020

Sure, we're probably the last people on the planet who should be hosting a podcast episode about Disney, but we still had a blast reading terrible rev...

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65: Tescos in Dublin, Ireland

Episode Date: February 19, 2020

You're joining us live from the travelator in Tesco, where a follower of Christ and her alien intern brother are reading terrible reviews. These two r...