Beantown Podcast - 03312018_Quinn David Furness presents the Beantown Podcast

Episode Date: March 31, 2018

Quinn rants (hard) against God, sexist double standards, and Dorothy Gale before lightening the mood with some blues

It started out as nothing in the strangest sense. He's never trying to find no defense. He pray for his attention, often on repeat Every time she heard his name it is happy He was in denial in his own backyard Deemed for the range, just to come down hard She brought him a bracelet and put it on his wrist A caretown before she got close but missed

Romeo, Romeo, I'm your Juliet I'm the particle that you haven't found yet I'm here, I'm here And you said Juliet, I believe everyone you said Time is running backwards every single day I'm here, I'm here And my... Well, it's not in us nothing in the strangest place Being like a drum in a hot, luck, space

He swore that he could see something tuggin' on his sleeve He had a strangest sense that he was at him, she was he She was in a change by her own good hand He'd been all the angels under her command He saw every detail burning like the sun Couldn't get it straight, that his race was run Romeo, Romeo, or wherever you been I want me complete if you don't let me in I'm here I'm right here and he said truly and I with just you I'm here, I'm right here

And it all falls down And it all falls down She said, Romeo, Romeo, I'm your Juliet. I'm the pineapple that you haven't found yet. I'm here, I'm right here. He said, Juliet, I believe everyone you say. Time of running backwards every single day. I'm here I'm right here

Oh, me, oh, me, oh, me, tell me where you've been I won't be complete if you'd only let me in I'm here I'm right here And you say, truly, and I told you I was only passing through. He found a moment, I was spending just you, I'm here, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,y with Furnace, your host, your writer, your producer, your best boy. What's going on? How are you? That was a cut off of the Fratelli's new record in your own sweet time, dropped two weeks ago, March 16th.

It is their fifth studio album, and it is absolutely fantastic. A lot of people know the Fratellis for Flathead. That was of course, and a huge Apple commercial, or iPod commercial, like, I don't know, 12 or 13 years back probably. And then, excuse me, Chelsea Dagger is, of course, they're their biggest hit.

A lot of people associate it with the Chicago Black Cocks. And yeah, it's a great song, it's a great band. The last couple albums I'd kind of been miff about, but I'm a big fan of In Your Own Sweet Time. I encourage you to go buy it today. You won't be disappointed as a really fantastic album. We are coming to you live from 817 St. Paul Street here in beautiful bean town where the weather has turned for the better. We are dealing with mid fifties. Sun today, the oes are playing.

Oh man, spring has sprung. The cherry blossoms are out. There's these trees with these white petals all along my street. I don't know what kind of crap that is, but it looks good. Everyone's just in a much better mood. Baseball is here and it's not leaving

until early November, which is a good feeling. Wow. Listener discretion is advised for this podcast. First, we might be using some adulterous language here and there on the podcast. And then secondly, the podcast is objectively terrible. So there's that for you. I got a couple of announcements before we jump into our topics, our materials for the

day. First and foremost, if you've made it this far on the podcast, I encourage you to stick around because at the end of the podcast, I'm going to be doing a very special Easter song. You're not going to want to miss it. It's going to be meh all. So that's number one, two. What's the podcast looking like in the next couple of weeks? Oh, I'm glad you asked.

Next week, my dear brother is coming on the podcast looking like in the next couple of weeks. Oh, I'm glad you asked. Next week, my dear brother is coming on the podcast. I don't know what we're going to talk about yet. Maybe, maybe running, maybe some cheese. I know he knows a lot more about alcohol than I do. Really, the topics are endless to look out because that's coming up. This isn't 100% confirmed yet, but we're looking to get my grandmother Sally on the podcast in two weeks. And then we might just very well have another special guest on after that in mid-April here. Haven't nailed all the details on that yet, but we will announce it on

our Facebook page on Twitter as soon as we get the green light on that. So that's what's going on or coming up in the podcast here the next couple weeks. Happy Easter. I don't know. What's so we're recording this live on a Saturday. Yesterday was good Friday. Tomorrow's Easter. I know Passover is a big thing right now,

but Passover lasts like a week. So what do we call in this Saturday? At Black Saturday, that seems like maybe a little racist for a 2018, because more than just Black people celebrate Easter. You might see the Black community out there and colorful suits and everything and pastels and saying some good tunes, but I've seen white people who's celebrate Easter as well. So let's not turn it into a race thing. One of our questions

from this past week was what are your thoughts on Jesus? And by extension, what are your thoughts on God? And we heard your feedback. We got some rich and some ripe discussion going, some hearty and hell discussion going. What does hell mean? I'm going to have to look that up after. Here's my thing. I've got a problem with God and now you're gonna hear about it.

It directly pertains to Passover and it's an event that is depicted in the Ten Commandments, which of course is coming on live tonight. Side note, gigantic ratings battle between the final four and the 10 Commandments tonight. Because the 10 Commandments is about as long as, two hour basketball games put together. So they're going to be clashing the whole time. That's going to be fun to watch.

But going back to this problem I have with God, not here to offend anybody, not here to attack anybody. Anyone who knows me knows I'm pretty against organized religion and kind of in that vein, I'm against a lot of scripture and that sort of thing, but here's my issue and it's directly about the Passover story. Now, if you haven't seen the Ten Commandments in a while, or your copy of Exodus is collecting dust on the shelf, as mine is, basically what we're dealing with here is the Ten Plagues, and the 10th plague is God says that he's going to smite all the first born Egyptian sons in all of Egypt. And you know what he does? It wasn't even an empty threat. The angel of death, which I think is like our secretary of state or something, if you're trying to figure out where he falls in the hierarchy, maybe like third in line, if God ever

got taken down a couple of notches, angel of death sweeps through the whole nation. This is after they turned the potable drinking water red or into blood, by the way, kind of your wedding at Cana situation there. And he smites down all the firstborn babies except for the Israelites who supposedly are the good guys because they're chosen people, yada, yada, yada, who are, you know, they're smearing the blood across the top of their doorposts. But the Egyptians, God didn't give them the memo. And he just went in there and killed presumably hundreds of thousands of people that night. So that's my issue with Passover.

Apologies for the language here. Kind of a dick move there, God. So that's what I wanted to say about that. I'm not gonna attack anyone's religion anymore after that. But Passover, I think a lot of people are doing their Passover dinners tonight. I tell you what, I do a Passover dinner every night. I pass an over at the vegetables and I'm going straight for the carbs.

That's how I live my life. Oh, boy, I've been waiting like two and a half hours to tell that joke. Since I thought of it at the grocery store this morning, I'm glad I executed it. Oh, I was nervous. Yeah. So if you're having your Passover dinner in joy, we used to do kind of like a faux non-denom Christian Passover Here's my other question. What's the what's the difference between Jewish Passover and Christian Passover?

And that's a real question. Maybe someone can explain it to me because I'm too lazy to to Google it, but we used to do Passover like dinner growing up and the only thing I remember was that we would have there's some sort of like herb. I don't know if it was like parsley or rosemary or sager time and then we would have horse radish sauce and my parents always made you'd have horse radish sauce. And my parents always made us try the horse radish sauce. I don't know if I actually like horse radish sauce now when I'm 20, whatever years old. But back when I was seven or eight, that stuff just tasted like total crap. And I don't know why we had to try it every year. I don't know what's the significance of having horse radish on Passover,

but I didn't like it. So mom and dad, if you're listening, not one of my, not one of my cherished childhood memories there, regarding the Passover dinner. And yeah, that's all I wanted to say about that. I was going to, I mentioned 10 commandments earlier, I was hoping to actually do a live podcast, commenting on the 10 commandments as it was happening, as it was being broadcast tonight,

but iTunes actually heard how long that was gonna be and they protested, so that's on the shelf until next year. Look out for that, maybe if we plan it a little bit better that might happen. Corporate sponsors, we are still looking for some companies to write some ads and we get some revenue dollars here going. Nothing ever came from Jack Links. Nothing ever came from that wine company that I was advertising for two

weeks ago on my birthday podcast. So yeah, we're just kind of striking out left and right here. Speaking of striking out MLB and by extension the Chicago Cubs we would love to advertise you on the podcast send us a contract and we'll get it going but yeah I'm putting myself out there Major League Baseball and really any team but I would love the Chicago Cubs because I know I have a lot of Chicago based listeners on this podcast but I would love the Chicago Cubs because I know I have a lot of Chicago based listeners on this podcast, but I'll also take the Boston Red Sox course, Bean Town podcast, I'll also take the Baltimore Orioles because that's where I live.

Yeah, any one of those teams and any minor league teams like the White Sox or the Raise, I would take those as well. So that's the corporate sponsorship. The final four is coming up, starting like two hours here. We have Loyola Chicago versus Michigan, and then we have Nova versus Kansas. My bracket from the most part, it did, honestly, above average this year, I think I'm third or fourth place in my office pool out of, I think like 50 teams maybe, maybe not that many.

But so I honestly, I'm pretty proud of that. The only final 14 I got right actually was Nova. I had Kansas, but my lead eight wasn't bad. It was just the left side of that bracket, which was really tough because I had Virginia going far. I had Houston doing better. I had Cincinnati doing better. Yeah, the Loyola thing really messed me up. I was feeling so cool when I made my trendy upset pick to have Michigan losing their honor 32 to Houston and they were right there. And then what's that guys named Jordan pool hit that ridiculous buzzer beater three to lift them up. So final four picks. I'm thinking that Michigan is going to wipe the floor with Loyola.

Actually, I'm taking Michigan 73 over Loyola 62. I just Loyola has not had to play a team with good rim protection yet. It's amazing. They've gotten this far without having to play any teams with some really threatening bigs. And I think today's the day that Michigan just takes care of business. They seem way too hot right now after the Houston buzzer beater. I think Loyola obviously a great story, but history is not on their side with double digit seeds at this stage in the tournament. So I think Michigan takes that one.

Kansas vs Nova, I think conventional wisdom says to take Villanova, although I've seen Kansas play and they look pretty darn good. I mean, they knocked off Duke, who I personally thought was the best team in the country. So I'm actually going to take the upset here. I'm going to take Kansas over Nova. I mean, Nova looks unstoppable as well,

but there's just something about Kansas this year. It feels like this is the year that they're going to actually do it all. So I will take Kansas 68 over Nova 66. I think that will be a close game potentially the best game of the year, although it's tough to top. What Kansas and Duke already put together in the Elite 8.

So those are my final four picks. We'll see what happens. Yukon women's lost to Notre Dame last night. That was basically my last team left that I had in any brackets of any kinds, men or women. So that was sad to see them go, but that was a heck of a game. And then the Cubs lost at 17 innings. It is just a sports orgasm right now. Lots of stuff happening. It is the perfect time of year when baseball season has started.

I swear April and May are just, it doesn't get any better than that. April, April one, you still have NCAA basketball going on. Baseball has started. You have hockey playoffs about to start. You have basketball playoffs about to start you have basketball playoffs about to start the Derby is coming up before too long some good golf tournaments happening in the spring the tennis those big four tournaments start happening as well NASCAR is in full swing I mean honestly

the only thing we don't have is football and that's fine because can live without football for Plenty of time. So this is great. I'm soaking it all up as a sports fan and Yeah, having a good time doing it. So that's that's what I will That's what I will leave you with with sports there Quick update on my thumb. I know I haven't mentioned it in many, many podcasts because it's really not that exciting, but I had sliced my thumb up, I don't know, two months ago at this point, more than that.

When I was making some fajitas, if you'll remember, we probably told the story on podcast one or two. I was making some fajitas I had just bought a new knife off of Amazon and I never had a new knife before so I wasn't used to the sharpness and yep there it went. The update is that it's healed 100% I can't even tell that there was ever an accident. There's no scarring. So this is all really fortunate. When it happened, I wasn't sure what was going to happen regarding the healing process.

I didn't know if there was going to be a scar. I didn't know if I was permanently going to have a chunk of my thumb gone, but modern science, you know, skin regenerative. So thank God for Obama and his stem cell research because without that, Modern science, you know, skin regenerative. So thank God for Obama and his stem cell research because without that, my thumb probably was amputated, you know, just five years ago, that would have happened. So thank you for the doctors and the politicians who got that stem cell stuff passed. Yeah, you get a quick sip here and I'm gonna rant for a little bit.

It's a short rant. It's not exactly a new concept. It's a Menverse Women thing. Hear me out for all the ladies who are rolling their eyes here. I'm just gonna put it out there. It's not something that affects me really, but it's something that I notice all the time and it's It's not a major Deturrent, but it honestly is just kind of irritating. So here it is double standard, Men vs Women Women At least women that I see all the time can say things like oh my god there

They see somebody attractive. Oh my god they see somebody attractive oh my god so and so actor musician person in general is so effing hot okay but if men say this publicly so we're talking publicly we get totally shamed and labeled like purfs and sex addicts and you know you're just making women an object when you do that. So what's what what's the deal here? Because you never see women get scrutinized for making men into just you know objects, sex symbols, but men it hits us all the time. And I know that the first response to this

is going to be, well, men do that way more than women do that. And you're probably right, that's probably true, but I don't see that as a solution or an explanation to the double standard, it's just a population thing, a sheer quantity thing. So what's the deal with that double standard. It's just a population thing, a sheer quantity thing. So what's the deal with that double standard? That's all I wanted to say about.

I'm not going to sit here and do a billber style rant for five extra minutes on it because I don't want to offend any listeners. More than I already have. Well, first we bash God, and now we're calling women on a double standards This the only people left listen to my podcast are going to be Atheists atheist men, you know, and that's that's really not not not a huge portion of the population So sorry if I offended I just you know wanted to to say those things. Oh part two of the rant and it's completely different

I'm gonna offend another population though. It's not just for women or men or people who love God people who talk in Just like ridiculous Baby voices to their dogs I ridiculous baby voices to their dogs. I can't tell you enough how much I hate this. And I don't hate the people who are doing it. I just hate when all of a sudden they're talking like normal to a person and then boom, here comes the dog and they do a complete 360 on the voice and it's just, I don't understand it.

Maybe somebody can help me get a feel for why this is and why you do it. Happy to have that conversation to open up that dialogue, but man, why are we constantly changing our voices, depending on who we're talking to, like, it's a dog, you can talk to them, like, normal and still be cool about it, instead of going into this ridiculous voice. When I see a dog, I'm like, hey, dog, how's it going? Oh, you want to play fetch? Cool. Go fetch. I'm not it. It

pisses me off to no end. That's all I wanted to say. I've been a lot of negative energy on this podcast. That's okay because we have a big Easter special song coming up in a couple moments here. It's going to be a lot of fun. Last week on the podcast, we started a new segment called What Are Your Thoughts On? So we started off, our first discussion was What Are Your Thoughts On The Second Amendment? Or not the second, and excuse me, the second amendment,

I don't have any specific thoughts on curly. It was the 19th amendment. It was what the discussion was about, which of course is, you can't deny people are able to vote based on their gender. So it was a women's suffrage thing. The conversation we were having on Facebook and Twitter, do you think it's a good idea to let women vote? I personally, I said yes, I think, yeah, I'm glad we passed

that law, but, you know, they're half the population are probably thinking, you know, no, that's not a good idea for our nation right now, you know. So we got that discussion going. Thank you all for everyone who emailed us, who got in on the Twitter conversation, who were liking and commenting on Facebook. That was great. The second discussion we were having kind of ties back to how I opened the podcast with our religious discussion.

What are your thoughts on Jesus? So we had some thoughts and prayers there. That was fun. Thank you again all for for contributing. If you want to send us an email, it's beantownpodcast, ayahoo.com, that's beantown, B-E-A-N-T-O-W-N podcast, ayahoo.com. You can send us an email there, you can like us and subscribe to us on Facebook. You can follow us on Twitter, beantowncast, it's at beantowncast. We are of course on

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dollar and maybe next year the pledge drive telephone isn't as successful and, you know, maybe we can no longer support the iTunes subscription, but I tell you what, I'll be damned if you too ever kicks me off. So that's my pledge to you. As a bean town podcast subscriber, thank you to all the loyal fans and listeners, especially my sister, thank you to Abby F. from Bend, Oregon, who is a very popular fan of ours. Always liking, always sharing, subscribing, that sort of thing.

So thank you to Abit from Central Oregon, my sister. This next week, what are your guys thoughts on? Next topic. Vaccines is what we want and all about, you know, are they turning the frogs gay? As Alex Jones has put it, me you know because I had the stem cell vaccine my thumb grew back so that was I consider me pro vaccine you know I'm pro v so pro v sounds like some sort of women's health pill or something I don't know so yeah get in on the action We'll be posting a poll question on Facebook later here. And we might send a couple tweets out.

You can email us your thoughts on vaccines. So that's all good stuff. But yeah, that's the discussion we're going to be having this week. What are your guys thoughts on vaccines? We got an email this week from Walt F. He says, Hey Quinn, hope you got some good coverage of our Chicago ramblers coming our way this weekend that Towns guy is a beast.

It seems there's nothing for me on the other side of the bracket that Duke Kansas game was the equivalent of Ohio State Alabama football every year snoozer. I I disagree. I thought that game was bloody fantastic, but thanks for the email. Walt F always love hearing from our fans. You can like us, subscribe to us, email us, beantown podcast at yahoo.com that's beantown. B-E-A-N-T-O-W-N podcast at Yahoo.com. Course, the Loyal or Amblers are playing. We mentioned that. We'll see how they do.

I will obviously be pulling for them. I have a lot of friends who are in San Antonio for the game, friends who are, you know, students, alumni, staff at Loyal. So always cheering for the hometown team. I just wish one of these years it would be the Paul University. But that's a topic for a different podcast. So that's what I wanted to say. Thank you for the email. Let's see. How are we doing here in time? We are at the 30 minute mark. OK, we are in good shape.

I actually, I thought that this one was going to run way too long, but we are in good shape. The last thing I really want to jump into before we get to our Easter special song, and I let you get back to your Easter dinner, because I'm imagining families getting together across the nation nation across the globe Sitting down on Easter Sunday afternoon

Getting ready for a you know a nice dinner maybe some ham Maybe some matsu balls. I don't know whatever you have an Easter and then all of a sudden, you know Pop says hey, you know this dinner looks great But shouldn't we listen to the bean town podcast first? So for all of you guys and gals out there who are, you know, postponing your Easter dinner just to listen to my podcast. I do appreciate that. That's dedication, that's commitment. And yeah, I'm a bigger fan of you than you would ever know.

So thank you for that. I won't keep you from your dinner much longer. One more quick rant here. This has been a very rant heavy podcast. I apologize for that. Dorothy Gail from The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, you didn't think I was going to go mainstream movies on you today, did you?

Side note, I did go see two movies this last week. I saw a death of Stalin, which was a dark comedy, Jeffrey Tamber, Stevie Semi, really good. Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like. It's about Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like. It's about stalling dying and kind of the power grab that happens after that. Stevie sent me as Khrushchev was really funny. Encourage you to check that out. But then the big one I saw, let's see, when was that Wednesday night maybe?

I saw I love dogs, the new Wes Anderson film, which is four years in the making, the voice cast, it would take me a year to go through the whole thing, but I'll give you some of the highlights. So I love dogs is let's see, Brian Cranston is the headliner. But then, oh man, these, what are we doing here? Sorry, I'm back. Brian Cranston, we have Ed Norton, Bob Ballaban, Bill Murray, Jeff Goldblum, who else? The main lady's Greta Gerwig, Francis Dorman, Scar Jo is in it for a little bit.

Harvey Keetle is in it, F. Murray Abraham is in it. Yoko Ono, I think, has a small part. So, yeah, the Ken Watanabe, the guy for an inception, is in there. Yeah, there's just a lot of good stuff, Courtney B. Vance, live Shriver. Those two guys are in there as well. Tell the Swinton Don't Forget About Her. She plays a really funny character. But, yeah, a lot of good people, a lot of classic Wes Anderson players, as well as some newcomers

like Brian Cranston. So that was a lot of fun. Okay, back to the rant. Dorothy Gale. She, this movie Wizard of Oz, in essence, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her

husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband, her husband probably. So, you know, there's five years already for Dorothy. Then she gets together with her gang, you know, Glinda, who's riding her on in the bubblegum, and the lion, and the tigers, and the bear, and they all go to the Emerald City and they go to the which of the West and they take her out too. So that's that's counted too in the the murder column for Dorothy Gale. So basically she just shows up in the land of Oz, causes a shit ton of mischief and murder and then she goes back to Kansas like Laudie, Dottie, Dye, everything's cool. a shitton of mischief and murder, and then she goes back to Kansas,

like lauddy, dauddy, daudy, everything's cool. So that's my issue with Dorothy Gale. So if you've been keeping track at home, let's see, today we've taken issue with God. We have taken issue with double standards for men versus women, and now we're taking issue with the Wizard of Oz. So if there's anyone left who's still listening to this, I do appreciate you standing by.

I promise next week is going to be lighter. That's the bulk of what I wanted to get through on the podcast today. Thank you for listening this far. We're right in the sweet spot on our length between 30 and 40 minutes and we're going to finish certainly before 40 minutes. So you all can get to your Easter dinner. Happy Easter to everyone who's having dinner out there with your friends and hopefully your family. I'm not, but it will be fun regardless. Yeah, that's what I wanted to say.

Let me get a sip of water here. Ah, mountain fresh. And as promised, I keep finding hair on my coffee table. I don't know where it's coming from. It is this just life when you look by yourself. I feel like I never saw this hair until now. Where the? OK.

We are going to sing a very special Easter song. I'm very excited about this. Used to play this song on the piano as a child growing up. And now we are reimagining it as, well, we're just going to play it on the guitar and we'll see how it goes. I was tooling around with my guitar this morning. And I'm a big fan of, you know, playing songs, holiday songs, you know, as they pertain to specific times

a year. So, usually it's on the piano, but now I have a guitar. So we're trying that out. Yeah, this is going to be an adventure. Thank you for listening. We're going to go out with a bang. Can't promise that it's a good bang, but, um a lot of not good bangs in college, am I right? Oh, hello.

Yeah, so here's our song. Happy Easter 2018. Thank you to all for listening next week. Brothers coming on the podcast. Next month we're gonna be in Boston to do some podcasts to look out for that. Yeah, thanks for listening. Enjoy your dinner. And here we go. All right. He comes here to cut and tail, hop in down the bunny trail, hip-hippity-hoppy-the-easters

on its way Bringing every girl and boy Basket's full of Easter joy Things to make your Easter right and gay He's got jelly beans for Tommy, colored eggs for sister Sue. There's an orchid for you, mommy, and an Easter bonnet too. He comes to be the cotton tail Hop in down the funny trail Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-Hip-H And every girl and boy, baskets full of Easter joy Things to make your Easter bright and gay He comes to be the cotton tail Oh, he comes beat cotton tail. Woo! Alright, I need a nap.