Beantown Podcast - GD U Kristin Davis (03272021 Beantown Podcast)

Episode Date: March 27, 2021

Quinn comes to you LIVE on Passover to talk about Delilah's lap dance, another Kristin Davis movie, and is intelligible a word? I think it is. RIP LUC

Hey, what's going on? It's Quinn David Furnace. Rogers Park, Chicago for two more months. We got two more months in this APT. And then we are hitting the road, staying in Chicago, but find in some new dicks, trying to get a little bit closer to work down there in the loop. And you know, this has been a good solid apartment. It's great value for its size, 750 square feet. You know, I got tons of space,

obviously way more than I need. And some nice things about it too, also some things that aren't great. My sink kind of is its own roommate. It's very vocal. And some of my neighbors, not bad. I mean, most people have a way worse, but downstairs there's a lot of random dubstep at strange intervals, and it will just kind of come and go and got an upstairs neighbor. I should do a feature

We'll just kind of come and go and got an upstairs neighbor. I should do a feature at, he's not the neighbor who lives above me. He's the one who lives above me and over one. But you can hear him all the time, no matter where you go, you can't escape, Richard. What a fun guy. Well, we'll talk about him when we do a show where we're not within your shot. We'll not do an entire show. I would kill myself, but we'll do

a dedicated feature to Mr. Richard. But yeah, moving out, trying to get a little bit closer, I mean the biggest thing for me, close to public transportation. Right now, I'm right along the 22 and the 36 bus lines which runs south, and then I'm half a mile away from the red line, which isn't bad, but frankly, when you gotta go almost all the way up to the end of the red line and then walk another half mile once you get off, it just, it gets old.

And so, um, obviously, I haven't been having to do a daily commute, but like, I got to go into the office on Monday. And, you know, it's just like, I really enjoyed having two hours back in my day from not having to commute. And granted, it's, you know, you're not going to get all of that, to commute and granted is you're not going to get all of that, you know, back, I guess is what I'm trying to say when I move closer, you're still going to have a commute of some time. But you know, even if we could cut it down to 30 to 40 minutes, that would be clutch. So we're looking at, in fact, the places we're looking seriously are probably, it's probably

going to be less than 30, 40 minutes. We're looking around Old Town Lincoln Park, you know, kind of surround anywhere along the train lines from like Sedgwick up to Sedgwick Brown Line up to you know like Diversey Brown Line kind of in that in that general area finding something in my big things got to be close to public transportation Because we don't have cars. It's got to be this is a new one for me I've never had this before and in an apartment. I'm really really psyched for it Because Rachel has her right now and I just I got to have it in unit washer and dryer

It's huge not even dry, I don't care. Just give me a washing machine. The pain in the ass that is loading up your laundry basket walking downstairs, especially in the winter when it's cold, making sure you have quarters from the bank. Cause that's the thing with quarters too, it's like you have to intentionally acquire those, you have to go to the bank with a $10 bill and be like

Quarters, please and you know, it's all just a hassle to manage right because I don't I don't really carry on a ton of cash And so then when he got a give up 10 to get a quarter a roll of quarters. It's just like uh so I am so ready And willing to be paying a little bit extra to get that in unit washer. And just the other thing is like, and correct me if I'm TMI here, send me send us an email Quinn, Quinn, no, bean town podcast, that's the one. Bean town podcast Yahoo.com against bean town being podcast Yahoo.com. But you know, it's

a constant struggle to be like, can we get away with wearing this shirt again? Is this one dirty? How often do we do sheets? When do we throw towels in there? Right? It's always the whole thing's a calculation when you're paying for it and when it's, you know, you got a, it's kind of it's like, it's like a mini event to go do your laundry. Um, and so I would just, I really at 26 years old, working three jobs, working my buns off, I am ready to just like pay more, have the peace of mind, to just be like, oh, I wore this shirt, let's throw it in the dirty laundry hamper,

and we'll wash it, and we'll do laundry once a week, right? Or am I running clothes, for example? I'm not gonna get into this too much. You don't need to, you know, get an in-depth look into the life of Quinn's apartment. But I think there are a lot of people out there. If you're, if you're, you know, live by yourself and you don't have any, you know, washer and dryer, I think there's a lot of people who deal with the same struggles too, right? Because I'm not about to like be going to the

bank, you know, every other week or once a month to, you know, get, go get quarters because that's a hassle too. I got a hop on a bus. I got, you know, and it's not not so hard right now. Working from home, but when you're, you know, commuting that it makes it tougher. And so not here to complain and also not here to be like, Quennever does laundry, that's not true. But it's a constant, it's a never-ending mental game. Do I use my quarters on the sheets? Do I wash something in the bathtub? Oftentimes, I'll take my running clothes when they're stinky, which is most times into the shower with me and then hang them up. And I would love to just throw something in a,

a washing machine and half an hour later have it be clean. Like that would be cool. So that's what, that's what we're going for. I'm moving out in about two months here, June 1st, lease. So up to this point, it's been been a little too early to, you know, think about, not think, but seriously, you know, find places that are available. And now we're getting to the point now, you know, I think starting with this week and certainly into the week after post-easter, where, you know, there are actually going to be places, there are actually going to be listings

where there are actually going to be places, there are actually going to be listings for June 1st, where it's like, hey, if we're ready to do this, then let's, if we can tour in person, great, if just virtual, whatever. But I've been browsing for two months at this point, just to kind of get a sense for what's out there. But now it's kind of exciting to actually see what it's going to be like. And I'm also, I think I'm getting movers.

I think I'm hiring a company for the first time in my life. Not because I'm just like completely over it, having moved X amount of times in the last eight years. But to be perfectly honest, most of my male friends have completely vacated the north side. In fact, I don't have any male friends who live within, I don't know, five miles of me, something like that.

So it's just kind of like, I don't want to be like, hey, can you come help? And then there's all the stuff with getting a truck and driving it through Chicago. And I'm just like, you know what, I've been working my tail off. Let's go to the Facebook neighborhood groups, let's go to Craigslist, let's see who's out there. Let's invest to the Facebook neighborhood groups, let's go to Craigslist, let's see who's

out there. Let's invest in the local community and let's not break my back. Every time you move, it's the last couple of times I've moved. My muscles for a solid two days after are just like, can't do anything because you inevitably strain your forearms with just like my dresser is solid wood and the bookshelf's pretty heavy. I can't even, that's the thing. It's like for most of the pieces in my APT and there have been many moving,

many podcasts that we've done in last 170 here where we talked about moving woes, but now I have this couch, which is a great couch, great find, and shout out to Hashtag Brother of the podcast, Jack Furnace, two years ago, when I moved out here, he helped me haul it a mile, and that was very kind and generous of him. It's a solid couch, like great condition,

I find it to be very comfortable. It's large. Easily, you know, fits Rachel and I, we can snuggle up or be, you know, unopsied ends if we're, you know, quarreling or too hot. Either are those things. Well, we get kind of hot sometimes. We don't typically quarrel. We're not really the quarreling types. It's a fun word to say though. Correling, it's a guaranteed GERUND, quarreling Q-U-A-R-R-E-L-L-I-N-G is it a two L word? I don't know, two L, like you're in your second year of law school,

someone can look it up. Coraling would be a great word to use in a law school paper, I suppose. But my point being, I can't live, like there's no, you can't get this couch by myself. That's not a thing. Yeah, it's huge. I mean, it's taller than I am, which is something I love about it. Cause I, I can like straight up sleep on this couch. When I want to, I'd say once, once every other week or so,

once every three weeks, perhaps I fall asleep on the couch, always intentionally, I always make the choice. I'm never like so tired and watching a TV show next thing. I know it's three in the morning. It's always like, yeah, I'm feeling kind of tired. This couch feels pretty comfy right now. Let me grab a blanket and we'll see how it goes. I love sleeping on this couch. I've done it many, many times in the last two years. But yeah, getting ready to move. And I just I just want it to not be a you know a star-studded crazy hassle of an event, you know, it's moving is never fun. And I think my least favorite part is you know going into the basement and grabbing all my old cardboard boxes from the last move and I never had Movers before so that will be a new experience just like navigating that

But you know you got to do keys and I got a clean uh I was gonna swear but I haven't said listener discretion is advised or listening bean-time podcast number one We'll occasionally need some language remember to podcast is exactly terrible. I had to clean the shit out of this place my my apartment You walk in you're not gonna be like, oh, this place is filthy. In fact, I was talking to Rachel about this yesterday. I was like, because they were doing some apartment showings yesterday while I was working and then today I was out for a run they came by

and showed my apartment to a couple more people. And I have a bone to pick with the property, he's not my property manager. He just works for the company, I guess, I've never met him before. I get back from my run this afternoon, backdoor unlocked. And when I go from my run, I don't bring my phone with me,

I don't bring my wallet with me. It's just like, come on man, you gotta lock up, right? Pretty frustrating. Pretty peeved about that. As far as I can tell, nothing was stolen. Thank God, my mother Mary statue here is protecting me or was here to protect me. But just like, come on. How you're a professional, you work? You work for a property management company, right? Property management is literally the name of the game. And so in order to successfully manage a property, you should probably leave the property

in the safe, secure condition. It was when you walked in. If I left my apartment and my back door was unlocked, and I came back and it was unlocked, I'd be like, okay, my B, or maybe the leasing agent just thought, I don't run with my keys, which I used to do when I lived, you know, half the mouth from here on Far Royal Ave, because I had roommates who were at home. But I didn't leave it unlocked. I never leave my back to unlocked.

So that's a little frustrating. My point, as I got into this was that my apartment is not particularly dirty, nor is it that cluttered. I really do my best to try to avoid accumulating physical goods or physical objects. I mean, I'm trying to think, and it's tough to know this exactly, but I'm trying to think back two years,

almost two years, one year and 10 months, when I moved in here, and I'm trying to think like what objects of significant space or value do I have now that I didn't have when I moved here? The couch, the lazy boy recliner, which I could probably dump. I got to, I got to make a call on a couple chairs here. We got the flower chair, which is infamous and notorious for having no lumbar support, but it's also a family heirloom heirloom H E I R L O O M. And then I got the lazy boy which I picked up actually just like two blocks

from here. I I lugged it myself lugged from Craigslist free. And it's a good chair. And actually I used the I used a lazy boy decent amount. I almost never sit in the flower chair. Because I just have like PTSD from all my back issues and Baltimore sitting in that thing all day. But I got it. I got to decide if I want to bring both of those with me. It's probably not going to be a matter of space, but it's just kind of like, I mean, the flower chair is like straight out of the early 90s. And the recliner is in okay shape, but it's also just like pretty old,

pretty beat up. The fabric is not like ripped or torn or anything, just pretty like worn. So, I mean, obviously I'm keeping the couch, but otherwise I didn't accumulate that many things. I have a piano. Thankfully, it's just a keyboard. So it's not going to be too bad to move.

I finally bought a bag, a bag on Amazon. So that shouldn't be too hard to transport. Otherwise, I mean, I got some kitchen appliances, microwave, but I already had that. The French press, the cafe do chateau. I Don't think I ended up winning their Thousand dollar influencer contest maybe next time Nor did I win the bath pillow. I don't think I don't think I generated any sales for the company

I don't think I'm gonna be hearing back from them and from them anytime soon But otherwise they really don't have that much here. I do have a printer. I don't know if I ever told you this story. When I started working about 10 months ago for this consulting company, they sent me a laptop, which was just like a $300 Acer laptop, which has like the worst speakers of all time. But I don't really complain.

I only use it for physically that work, which is, you know, a couple hours a week, and then that's the one I actually take into bed with me to like watching episode of the office and scroll right at it as I'm falling asleep. But they also sent me a printer. I don't know about you all, but if I'm working full time down in my office, I'll use a printer occasionally, just to have, sometimes it's just easier to have that

type of data in front of you, a paper copy, or if we have an event, and I want to have the agenda printed out, because I'm running all over the place, right? But at home, I mean, I haven't, you know, like had the need to have a physical copy of a, you know, printed piece of paper in the last, what we were working 13 months now.

But this consulting company that I worked for, they sent me a printer, which is great, because now I own a printer. But they didn't send me a cord, so I have no way of connecting the printer to the laptop. And I'm just like, I mean, okay, I don't have any need for this. So when I got the printer 10 months ago with a computer, I just remembered something. I bought a TV as well. I actually have two TVs, one from Rachel's Dad, which is much bigger. I think we'll probably use that one full time. And if there's a need for a second TV in the bedroom or something, then we can do that. But I mean, probably don't need it. Anyways, the printer is still in the box. The box has never been opened.

I set it down in my bedroom off to the side when I received it, you know, shipped to me in the mail back in June or whenever. And it's just been sitting there. Reminds me, last thing I'll say, we haven't even gotten to the point of this episode. This has been a 19 minute introduction. So thank you for bearing with us. But I am gonna keep it pretty short, cause what I actually wanted to talk about

was just one quick thing. And I don't even wanna talk about it that much cause it was just brutal. It's a movie. What was I going to say? Printer lost my train of thought. I got too excited. I flew too close to the sun. Look at me. I have no idea. I had one more thing kind of on this topic that I wanted to say and it has since Disappeared from my brain. I don't know TVs

I don't know I lost it. I Want to quickly mention today is Passover and Usually I'll tell this Easter weekend. I don't know what the podcast is going to look like next week and say, I think I'm going to be at Rachel's parents house the whole time. So we'll either do it there and maybe get some special guests. I don't know if that could be fun or do it early, not sure. TBD. But today's Passover. And that's always a fun episode on the podcast, not an episode, but just something fun to talk about. My favorite biblical story, other than the entirety of Song of Solomon, which is, you know, for eight-year-old white Christian boys with dial-up internet. Song is Solomon.

Some people it's like, oh, became a man when you saw the Madonna music video or something. Or for the younger generation, Duolipa at the Grammys, or, Velma from Scooby-Doo fanfiction, you know, that's when you became a man. For us, you know, Christian kids without real internet access, reading song Assalman, late at night, under your covers of the flashlight,

oh, man. That'll put some hair on your chest. Okay, let's just leave it at that. But the Passover is my second favorite biblical story, Old Testament baby. If you don't know, the Passover is a great, just a great God-fearing tale, where basically as one of the, was it one of the ten plagues, right, you got blood in the water, boils, hail was perhaps one, I don't remember, locusts, frogs, three days

of darkness, people in Alaska are out there saying, only three days, I think they lost Wi-Fi for a period, and then the first born sons. I was missing two, but it's like every year I try to remember Santa's reindeer, and I get up to like six and a half and I get stumped. But the Passover basically all the enslaved Hebrews got this message from Moses, I suppose. Aaron, their their hot sister, wait, they weren't brothers, were they? Moses and Aaron, I think they're brothers.

Who's the who's the who's the chick in Prince of Egypt? There's a lady involved and I think she and Aaron are kind of getting it on on the side, you know, Pharaoh style. Basically Moses gets a message from. And it's like, yo, if you don't sacrifice a lamb, which I, the whole like sacrificial lamb thing to me just doesn't sit right the entire kind of biblical process going on there. If you want to sacrifice a sheep, okay, but Lamb, who's out here killing baby animals? I got, I got, it's a three letters and it rhymes with rod, bogoivich, God, God bogoivich. That would be a great Twitter handle, God will go with it.

Speaking of which, I reached out to Governor Rod about a month ago, asked him if you wanted to come on my show. This show and left me on red. I'm hopeful. It's going to work out. Basically, he was like, Hey, if you don't kill a whole bunch of baby lambs and smear like your like your whipping up a bagel, the blood of the lamb over your door, the, what's it? What's the name of that, uh, oh, the English folks out out there are, are, are gonna be turning in their

urns with me not being able to remember this one in, in through the, not outdoor, okay, Zeppelin fans, I know, I know you know that that's an album. Um, is it like transom or something? The window above the door? Transum? Is that what it is? Basically, I apologize if what I'm saying is not a word, but I'm racking my brain. It's a very like niche unique thing.

You gotta smear your blood over the rant, over the transum, right? It's the Christian version of over the rainbow. And, hey, 10 commandments, they, you know, they could have found a role for Judy Garland, I'm sure. Anyways, if you do that, then the angel of death, which I'll just, if you've ever seen the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark, I assume that's kind of what we're dealing with here, but the fact that there is an angel of death in general is kind of spooky and doesn't seem like something that a loving God would really be into. And I really don't want to get into this whole like old OG Old Testament God was like different than the New Testament God.

Why? Like he's this perfect entity. I got a lot of problems with this, but to finish the story, Moses and the Hebrews didn't give the heads up to the Egyptians and mass genocide breaks out the night of Passover. While all the Hebrews are warmly tucked in their pyramids, here comes this angel of death sweeps through all of Egypt and just mass murders, the first born son of every household. And I love how in the Exodus story, it's just so casual. We talked about this every year. It's not my, it's not the only issue I have with Christianity or Judaism, whatever, but it's a big one. I mean, personally, I'm not as into the mass genocide thing. I see the appeal for murderers and psychopaths

and Rwandans, but for me, it's a no-dog. So that's Passover. Great, great holiday. We used to celebrate it as kids and you'd have to eat some horse radish and some weird bread, and some sort of, I don't know, was it, was horse radish the green

or was it like horse radish sauce and some other kind of green? I just remember it being really bitter and being like WTF, mom and dad, I love you. That particular celebration was not a favorite of mine personally. And we're now just trying to block out the memories. I want to give a shout out to our sponsors. Home Pride Organ, are you tired of selling your house for less than a quarter of what it's worth?

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Okay. What is it? I don't know if they use this term in the Bible. This is only a couple of books after X, X, X, X. Was she giving them like a lap dance? Okay, it's too bad that Delilah wasn't a featured player in Song of Solomon because, woo, we could have gotten some serious descriptive language. Okay.

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for the sponsors for the first time ever, I don't remember. I think that was at some point in year two, is when we introduced that. And it just, it came pretty fast. I knew like a teenage boy reading song, a Solomon. Um, it's too good to pass up. I'm sorry. I need to atone for my sins.

Good thing today's Passover. And I gotta go to the Hebrew store in town and get a sacrificial lamb. It worked itself out pretty quickly and that may or may not be surprising. I mean, the whole thing takes three and a half seconds to sing. But yeah, it just kind of happened. What if we sing a little Elton John Tim Rice to close out the show today? I got one thing that I'm gonna talk about briefly because if I think about it or I ruminate

or I lament upon it or any other variety of actionable verbs, I'll get upset. But I think, yeah, we'll get a little line king going for you to close out the show. I got to get my setup right, get the mic stand, and we're not going to do an audio check or anything. And I'll just, and I also don't know if I know the words,

but we'll see how it goes. It'll be fun. I have played that song maybe a year ago. We'll see how it goes. It'll be fun. I have played that song maybe a year ago. We'll see how it goes. We're going to do it live. One take. We watched a movie last night. I'm not blaming Rachel.

Okay. She didn't know what it was going to be like. It was her recommendation. It's on Netflix. And when it came out 10 days ago, last weekend, it was the number one movie on Netflix for the weekend slot which to me is baffling the movie is called I don't know Deadly illusions I think haunting illusions. I think it's deadly illusions. It's Chris and Davis and

somehow I have now watched two Chris and Davis movies in the last three months. There was that Christmas in the wild one of the roblo. We talked about it when we did our Christmas movie run down. Chris and Davis, I hope I'm sure she's a nice lady and she's not an awful actress. But boy, some of these roles that she's taken is just, I guess she's staying in her lane, okay? And I've never seen sex in the city. I don't know if her acting is of higher quality or if this is just who Chris and Davis

is. I don't know if her acting is of higher quality or if this is just who Chris and Davis is, but it's Chris and Davis, German Mulroney, Pazer Husband, and then the kind of other main character is Kelsey Grimmer's daughter, who I don't know anything about. I think this is one of her first movies. But basically,

it's probably, the movies, I keep a very exclusive select list of movies that I consider to be like just the worst things of all time. And I'm thinking now, I'm adding this one to the list. And I think my list is now three. I would have to do some serious searching, brain storming, to try to think of all the awful movies I've watched. Because oftentimes what I'll do is just tune them out

and I forget about them. But this was real bad. The other two in case you're curious, Christmas cookies, which I think was a Hulu movie that turned into a fake chopped episode. Really bizarre. We watched that this past Christmas. And the other one is the Happy Time Murders, which is Melissa McCarthy and Puppets. And it's like like X-rated. I mean, there's a scene involving puppet masturbation and significant ejaculation. So this, it just, this movie basically, Kristen Davis plays this, this author. She's a mystery author. She's married to German Mulroney, two kids, a nice, happy, white family, and she bizarrely is really into cigars.

It has no impact, no metaphorical meaning, it's just every other scene she's grabbing a cigar and just smoking. The movie most of the time moves so fast from scene to scene. A scene will be like 10 seconds long and then the next scene will be like 14 seconds long. You'll be like what on earth, just like was I supposed to understand what happened there? And then there were like two scenes,

one in particular that comes in mind, where it's just like walking in her backyard, smoking in a cigar, and the scene is like two minutes. In case you're wondering, despite the extremely short average scene length, you're gonna shit yourself when you hear how long this movie is 114 minutes for a really bad like popcorn erotic thriller. I mean this thing easily could have been 90 minutes, not exaggerating. There are some really weird audio mixing things that were very intentional, but there would just be like extremely kickoffin-ness with multiple people talking,

and you would just like have no idea what happened in that scene. It was like, okay, clearly this was an intentional choice, but why? Because no one has any idea what anyone just said. The plot, it's basically like if basic instinct and fatal attraction were like taken from A grade movies to F grade movies, it tried so hard to be like a Mahal and drive and just failed miserably. Acting awful, script awful, writing awful, cinematography not present. A, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, is that a word? Intelligable, plot, not existed.

It tried to do like the behind-the-scenes where there's like multiple huge twists at the end, but there was almost no setup, and the movie spent so much time just like not establishing reality that you're just like you don't give a shit. Apologize for my language, you don't give a shit when you're like, oh, maybe that's real, maybe it's not. So it tries to be very like, oh, like open to interpretation, like, you know,

shutter island or, or, you know, inception is this real? And it's just like, who cares? I really, there's not really much more I could say about it. If you're, if you see a pop-up up on Netflix and you're like, oh, I need a good thriller. Run away, close your computer, put it in a lock box, go out to a backyard or a local park, or better yet, 2000 miles out into the Pacific Ocean. Way down with cement, cover that in wrapping paper, because it's, you know, kind of be fun. Drop it. Deep hole in the ground. A well, a curvasse, some sort of canyon. Volcano would be good. And just, just delete your Netflix account. You could probably just delete your Netflix account.

You could probably just delete your Netflix account without doing the other stuff. But man, I got no words, and Rachel felt the same way, not to put words in her mouth, but it was real bad. I don't know, like, in the fact that it was 114 minutes, it's just the cherry on top of the steaming pile of garbage that this movie was. I don't know. I don't I don't really have anything else I can say about it. Just baffling

significantly terrible. And that's all I'm gonna say about it because I am getting worked up Next week is Easter should be a lighter podcast we already got the The fun Passover stuff out of the way Which I think I usually save for our Easter show. I'm in transit right now. Excuse me, moving over to the piano. And we are going to, as promised,

do a little Elton John to close the show. And I'm trying to get things ready. I might have to pause, but I'm trying to move stuff off the chair as I'm talking to you all, but it's not working. So I'll be back in a second once I'm set up. We'll close the show with some Elton John. Give me a moment. All right, that was only about 90 seconds, not bad. But yeah, thanks everyone for tuning in. Thanks for putting up with all our fun APT talk at the start of the show. And then yeah, again, I'm not even kidding.

Don't go watch Deadly Illusions, I think that's what it was called. We're going to find a better movie to watch, you know, tomorrow, whenever. Rest in peace, loyal of Ramblers, tough day, just got beat. Just like last week Illinois just got beat today, squarely beat by the beavers. Go Oregon State. That's all I got to say. Hopefully this comes through okay audio wise. We'll see. But yeah, again, a little Elton John, a close-up show. And thanks everyone for listening. And my name is Quinn David Fernos.

This is my show. Thank you for tuning in. And I will come to you live next week. Thanks everyone. From the day we're around on the planet And linking stepped into the sun There's more to be seen Than to never be seen More to do Well, then can never be done

As soon as I hear the beating As soon as I hear the beating Some say he dobbitin' Some say he livein' let live But no l'arrogre in the door of the stampede You should never take more than you give In the circle of life It's the will of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope

And do we find our plays? Now the wheel of fortune, yeah no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, troubles, some have to leave with scars. There's far too much to take in there, more to do, or than can never be done. But the sun roaring high, through the sapphire sky, keeps turning all the end of time And so could life It's the will of fortune and it's a band of hope. And do we find our place on the path on one Is the circle, oh, in the circle of life This will love for children

Is the leap of faith Is the path of winding. And circle life And on the path of winding hair in the circle, in the circle of life. Hey, I just want to say, I got no music in front of me, no words, all ear, bad, but I did my best. And that's what this show is all about. Thanks everyone for listening. Have a good week.

Stay safe, stay sane. Check in on you next time. Bye. Stay safe, stay sane, check in on you next time. Bye