Beantown Podcast - Happy Father's Day & Crazy Horse Embarrassment (06162022 Beantown)
Episode Date: June 16, 2022Quinn comes to you LIVE to say Happy Father's Day and discuss a national blackmark...
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Dad, look what you've done to me Me and my whole world
Dad, you brought for some to me With your smile, you did it dad I'm telling you dad
Something unknown to me makes you what you are is all that I want for me
And it's good to feel that way, Dad
Thank you, Dad, for making a lifetime my sad dad
For making a break, I'm bright, Dad
For making a better world for me
And telling you died, something unknown to me
Makes you what you are
And what you are Is all that I want for me
And it's good to feel that way, Dad
Thank you, Dad
Making a night time nicer, Dad
Making a daytime brighter, Dad I'm making a die time fighter God, making a better world for me
Thank you God, making a winter
Oh, my God, making music soft
God, making a the world for me.
Thank you, God.
Hey, what's going on?
It's Quinn David Furnace.
Welcome to my show.
Quinn David Furnace presents the Bean Town podcast
for Thursday, a little Thursday afternoon action for you.
Here, it's 5 PM in the afternoon on Thursday, June 16th.
Quick shout out to old friend Jared Sloth, our happy
20, where we at 29th birthday for the big J.
Hope you're doing well.
Wherever you are, my old friend.
My name is Quinn Fernace and this is my show
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there
to my dad, to, you know, television dads,
to, you know, Pakistani dads, like Bob who bought.
Hello to my friends in Hyderabad,
Kiberpass, Islamabad, what's going on? How are you? What is happening?
I'll tell you what it's it's it's it's kismet in the negative sense
You know you'll recall last year
Totally botched the father's day song didn't end up getting it getting it going and then this year had plans to make it happen and
and then this year had plans to make it happen and well we'll get to that in a second here but essentially I'm not able to play the piano right now or not play it very well due to a
freak accident so couldn't fire up the keyboard so I said you know what year five of the Bean
Tom podcast let's throw it back let's go to school, a little David Jones action. So happy Father's Day to my dad. We put
out a bean Tom podcast poll question on Instagram as we all
often do in advance of our shows. You know, favorite memories
from your dad thinking, hey, it's Father's Day, you know,
vibes are good. It's a nice summer week. People are going to
go nuts over this. We got one response,
which even by being town podcast standards is shockingly low.
Anyways, the response was making
brats on a George Foreman grill at three.
I'm in a hotel with my dad.
Thank you to the listener who submitted that
because that sounds like a lot of fun.
I mean, I love brats,
and definitely have memories of eating a lot of brats growing up.
Sometimes we'd be lucky if it was a good week at work for dad,
we'd splurge on the cheddar worst, that was clutch.
And it also reminds me,
there was, I don't know if this has happened
multiple times in history,
but I distinctly remember the time it happened during my childhood.
And I think my brothers and my father will recall this,
where McDonald's, it was McDonald's, right?
McDonald's was doing a Johnsonville Broughts
cross-promotion kind of thing.
Yeah, it sounds crazy, McDonald's and Broughts,
but I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
I think it was a McDonald's, right?
I don't even know who else.
Like it was definitely a fast food chain
and what other fast food chains out there would even do that.
Or what fast food chains out there would,
like, would do a broad worst promotion
just because they're, you know, that type of restaurant.
I can't think of any.
I mean, definitely not like a subway or something like that.
It had to have been, I'm pretty sure it was McDonald's,
but it had to have been like a Burger King or a Wendy's,
but I'm pretty sure it was a McDonald's,
Johnsonville kind of cross promotion.
Anyways, I never got to go.
I was really pumped, see in the TV ads and stuff.
I really wanted to go and never happened.
But anyways, so happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.
Happy Father's Day to my dad. Happy Father's Day to my grandfather
Grandpa Dave
Up there in Minnesota, Albert Lee, so
Everyone give your call, give your data call
Tell them, you know, be tongue podcast.com and then also tell them happy Father's Day, but you know, they're both good and
Maybe get them a fun bucket hat.
I just bought a bucket hat.
I've never bought a bucket hat before.
It's really fun and flirty.
It's pink.
Rachel absolutely hates it.
You know what?
I just sometimes you gotta just brush off the haters
because I think it's fun.
I don't know.
I've just like, I never had a pink cat before, I think it's kind of cool.
It's something fun to wear, like Mother's Day,
I really feel next year, so I've got a lot of ideas in the hopper.
But I know you all have probably been waiting with baited breath.
You know, told you, hey, I can't play the piano,
you're saying, Quinn, what happened?
Tell us a story.
Okay, so I'll try to make this pretty quick,
because it's not that fun for me to talk about.
And it's really not like a, you know,
it's not a ton of details or specifics.
We're knowing here, but essentially,
if you're not in the Midwest,
if you're living under a rock somewhere,
also mention a list of discretion as advised
when it was in the Bean-Tubed Pocket.
Number one, occasionally some language,
number two, is Pike is objectively terrible. And we're going to keep it
keep your relatively short today. I've got some things written down on my phone. I want to get to
but nothing terribly extensive. So we're going to we're going to say happy Father's Day. We're
going to tell a story, want to share an idea or two say thank you to our sponsors and no
no new right on cue this week. Hopefully
fire that up next week. Fourth of July is only what three weeks away that's
that's crazy talk. We're halfway through season five here. That's nuts.
Anyways, okay, so big heat wave. Oh, and I'll also mention unofficial sponsor
and I don't I'm not promoting them, but I've got these white cloth surges. Got
my last four here, although full disclosure, I did make a jewel run about an hour ago.
Just to get some wine, we got a kickball games tonight, and it's nice to, you know, bring
some white wine.
The game's not till 9 p.m., which is egregious.
That's just, that's too late, man.
Here's the biggest deal.
We learned, biggest problem we weren't,
we learned this last week, the bathrooms close at nine.
And it's gonna be, I was just thinking about
it's on the way back from Joule.
It's gonna be especially a pain in the butt
because you wanna drink enough to say hydrated.
Obviously it's been 90, 500 degrees
the last three days here in Chicago.
But it's also like,
you basically have to balance it perfectly
because where else,
if you don't drink enough, you're gonna be dehydrated.
And that's not fun.
If you drink too much, you're gonna have to pee.
But then literally where do you go to pee?
I'm not aware personally of anyone knows
of any good pea spots,
like portapoddies, somewhere around Clark, LaSalle,
North Ave fields, that area, go ahead and email us
beantownpodcastyahoo.com.
Again, that's beantownbearingpodcastyahoo.com
because I legitimately don't know.
It's male privilege, not a gigantic issue for men because we can can
figure it out somewhere but for for ladies like Rachel I don't even know so
basically you have to like time you have to get your hydration just right if you
don't drink enough you'll be dehydrated you drink too much you have to pee but
it's really tough to know because it's so hot and so you want to play a
conservative but yeah I went to jewel to get some wine and I picked up an but it's really tough to know because it's so hot. And so you wanna play it conservative.
But yeah, I went to jewel to get some wine,
and I picked up another 12 pack of white cloth surge.
I just couldn't help myself.
8% same price as the regular white cloth,
flavors are solid.
It's pretty solid value.
I mean, it's like 16 bucks for the 12 pack.
I wouldn't call that cheap.
But when you consider, you go to a bar and they're charging like seven or 16 bucks for the 12 pack. I wouldn't call that cheap, but when you consider, you go to a bar
and they're charging like seven or eight bucks
for one white claw.
These ones, you know, you buy a pack at the grocery store
and they're costing me what like a dollar 50,
more or less, less than that like a dollar 40.
So, hey, I'm all over it.
I'm having blood orange right now.
Two grams of carbs and
Made pure which is what I wanted. That's what I wanted a beverage
Okay, so there's a heat wave here in Chicago it all started Monday night
And there was a big tornado wording all that stuff
Just crazy weather was like completely dark out at 6 p.m. No one was really
sure exactly how it was going to go down but all the tornado sirens were going
off. It was pretty scary, pretty eerie and eventually you know just huge wins.
But I haven't seen any like significant tree damage here in my neighborhood.
I'm sure there is elsewhere but it it wasn't terrible here. And then just really like crazy thunder lightning.
Very bright, thunder very loud.
And you know, some rain, I think, you know,
it wasn't that extensive, it wasn't that long.
Rachel did, unfortunately, get caught in it,
which was too bad, but everyone's okay.
So that was, you know, for the meteorologists out there,
they could tell you, oh yeah, that happened
because there's a heat front moving in
or whatever they call it.
A cell, C-E-L-L of heat.
Sounds like, you know, one of those, like,
young adult erotic novel, Cell of Heat.
I think it could be like a female lesbian,
prison sort of thing.
I don't know, I'm just spitballing here.
So Tuesday, Tuesday was supposed to be the hottest day.
I think Tuesday and yesterday were pretty much
exactly the same.
And today is like three degrees lower,
but the humidity has come down a little bit.
When I went out for, when I went on my jewel run
like an hour ago, two hours ago, it wasn't,
I was hot, but it wasn't like, oh my god, I'm dying.
Whereas that's how I felt Tuesday, Wednesday.
So it's, it's Tuesday, I'd wake up early to run.
Oh, which I don't normally do, but I was really proud myself, you know, knocked out five
miles or whatever I did.
So I finished work.
Oh, I just built a white cloth surge on the microphone.
Oh no, Samson's gonna be sticky.
Yikes.
If you smell, if you smell some orange coming through your your airpods, you know, blood orange.
You know where it came from speaking of blood. Okay, my story. So it's super hot. It's Tuesday. I finish work, you know,
4.35 whatever. I'm just like, you know what, I've been sitting on my butt all day working from home,
which is great.
But I'm also like, man, I just don't want to just sit
on my butt for another like five hours, six hours,
and then go to bed, because I've already been sitting
on my butt since 8 a.m.
finish my around whatever.
So I'm just like, you know what,
haven't gone to the lake yet this year.
It's still too early from a lake temperature perspective,
but you know what, like, let's just, let's have some fun with it, let's do it. Haven't gone to the lake yet this year. It's still too early from a lake temperature perspective, but
You know what like let's just let's have some fun with it. Let's do it. So I
Put on my bathing suit
fun green tank top that had been in storage all last year so I'm breaking it out trying to get some miles back on it my bucket hat my shades
my backpack with a towel in it
And yeah, I'm just like you you know what, let's go.
Let's have some fun.
So, where we live now, basically,
Rigglyfield, like a lot of plays on the north side,
you get to the water, it's on a beach.
It's just concrete steps.
And these concrete steps are, it's a little bit rockier in the water,
so you just gotta be careful
like where you go, not like jagged rocks
so that there's some sharp edges,
just kinda like big, big granite slabs,
I suppose is how I would characterize it.
And so I'm just making sure,
except I never swam there before.
So I'm just, you know, it's my first time,
I'm just trying to be careful,
ease my way in whatever.
So I get my stuff there, I unpack. It's a little bit buggy, but I'm just, you know, it's my first time and just trying to be careful, ease my way in whatever. So I get my stuff there, I unpack.
It's a little bit buggy, but I'm just like,
you know what, I'll get into the water, I'll be okay.
I'm not even trying to swim for a long time really.
Honestly, just kind of like float for three, four minutes.
And I knew it was gonna be cold, even though it was so hot.
Once, once he, especially once your,
once your man parts hit the water?
Whew, it's a game changer.
It's a boy.
Your, your, your, throat can change at all in a heartbeat.
So I'm, so if you don't know the kind of cement slabs or cement,
you know, large concrete steps leading down into the water and then it's flat for a
little bit.
And then there's ladders kind of scattered throughout that take you from the cement down
into the water.
Okay, pretty old school, pretty standard, whatever.
So you know, you don't want to jump in here because the water is, you know, probably only
like, in some places
is only like four or five feet deep before you hit the rocks.
So you don't want to jump.
So I'm like, okay, I'm just going to find a ladder which I did and you kind of sit down
and then you start just kind of easing your way down.
So the rungs of these ladders are just like metal pipes.
They're not like, they're tough on your feet for sure.
They're also slippery and the water is cold.
So essentially what went down is they start to ease my way down and then basically where the ladder comes up into the cement,
there's holes basically so like pipes, holes in the cement. And my...
the cement. And my both, I think, yeah, it was, no, it was my left index finger. I'm looking at it right now. Slides into the hole with a, I'm not even really noticing it.
And then my right hand is just like gripping the edge. So the cement. And if you really
want to see pictures, it's not, it's 48 hours later now. The left one still looks kind
of gnarly. Right one's right hand is healing pretty nicely. It's really just like a small
cut at this point, which I'm thankful for. Basically, I start to ease my way down, realize
as I'm like feet are like slipping off the ladder, because I'm ready to just like jump
in basically, which is kind of what happened. I kind of like make the push with my feet
in my butt off the ladder.
And I realize my left finger is like caught in this all the way down, close to where the finger meets the hand.
And at that point, I'm just basically like just barely gripping the, what with my right hand,
barely gripping the like cement in the left hand, the left index finger is stuck in this hole
all the way down, and my feet are dangling off the ladder now, and my butt has been pushed
off.
The whole thing happened in maybe five seconds, which doesn't sound like a long time, but
when you were stuck in that situation, I'm basically thinking like my I thought for sure like this all went
through my head this quickly. I thought for sure that my index finger was just going to snap.
And I don't want to spend too much more time detailing the injuries. I don't want anyone
to get like some people get really like, you know, nauseous when you're talking about this
sort of stuff. And I kind of do too
So that's basically what happened. I got really lucky. I
Was able to get everything out. I'm not exactly sure how it went down
But I really thought like while I was dangling there. I was you know like 90% confident that oh this like
This sucks like I'm gonna break my finger. I've never had a broken bone before like it's the middle of summer this blows like
All right, I guess this is you know this is my time like I'm ready. Well, let's do this better final urgent care basically
So I'm able like push myself in the water at that point and freaking out
Because that you know right when you get into the water. It's so cold. It's all of your senses get totally just like
Blocked I guess and you're kind of like you I always you know, I start with this anytime I jump to Lake, Michigan You have to really like concentrate to not I don't know if hyperventilate is the right word
But I started you know, you start breathing really fast and so when you throw in like what just happened my breathing was like
Really out of control. So it was kind of scary
And I'm just like in the water having a mild panic attack.
Not sure, like, did I just break my finger?
I don't know.
So I'm able to like, I mean, I'm not far from the ladder
and I was literally in the water for like 10 seconds,
just trying to like catch my breath
and also just be like, okay, that was really terrible.
I'm in pain,
clearly something's wrong, but I'm not in like egregious pain. So like, okay, so let's
get out of the water. So like, I climb out on the ladder and yeah, look down at my hands
and they're both, I mean, immediately when I get out of the water, like, they're both
like kind of whatever, but you know, get out of the water
and also the blood starts coming.
So that was really rough.
Basically, the primary damage,
bad cut on my right hand,
right where the, right on the,
I guess the thumb side of the index finger,
right where the finger meets the rest of the hand,
which is like a bad area, it's just really painful.
I'm very lucky, 48 hours later,
that one is like healing nicely.
I was worried it wasn't getting healed nicely
because it's in like a crease.
So that one's good actually.
Really no major issues there,
but that one was in a lot of pain, just a deep cut.
And then the left hand is much worse, although also lucky that it seems to be healing pretty
well.
Definitely spraying to definitely torsion ligaments, but I'm like 99 to 100% certain,
it's not broken.
You know, it's just like if it was broken, it would be painful, disfigured, whatever.
So right now, it's pretty much just kind of purple,
definitely swollen, I can't fully bend it,
I can probably get like halfway.
There's two cuts, one is not bad,
but it's in a really bad spot, literally right,
you know, right on the, in the middle of my fingerprint
on my left index finger, but that one's healing pretty well.
I honestly think that one's gonna be
like good to go in like three or four more days.
And then the bad one where my finger was caught,
like, and I was basically what was supporting me
as I was like dangling over the edge.
It's on the inside of my index finger.
So right next to my middle finger,
it's probably at this point, it's probably about, I don't know, it's also healing which is good, it's probably about three-quarters
of an inch long.
This is one I could see scarring, like I might have a scar there for the rest of my life,
thankfully it's not in a place anyone would ever see.
And yeah, it's basically, it's a deep cut for maybe half an inch.
And then there's just a lot of skin missing.
The skin's definitely coming back though, pretty nicely.
I got lucky, I did have a bandaid in my backpack
and so I was able to get that wrapped up.
And then my right hand was bleeding.
I didn't have another bandaid though.
So that one was bleeding out, not bleeding out, but bleeding pretty profusely on my walk home. But yeah, that was the worst
part because, well, not the worst part. And we haven't gotten there yet. I'm literally,
so I get out of the water. I'm kind of freaking out, but I'm like, okay, I don't think anything
is broken. Just bleeding a lot, like feeling really fortunate at that point. I start to
like get the bandaid out, get out my towel, started to go home at this point and like,
assess the situation.
It get mulled by flies, biting flies,
which came out of nowhere.
They weren't bugging me when I walked out there,
I said it was buggy, but you know,
we're talking like little gnats, little green ones.
These are biting flies.
There was a huge pack.
I don't know where they come from. I don't know what their agenda was, but they were
biting the hell out of me just painful. And it was like, are you kidding me? What
like out of all times to have a fly attack right now when I'm like worried
about did I break a finger? So it's comical. I'm like bleeding, trying to like dry off a little
bit, trying to put my sandals on, getting attacked by flies, trying to pack up all my stuff,
mild panic attack. It's just a terrible, terrible thing. So I walk back, you know, it's mild
walk back home and I was able to assess, get stuff cleaned, stung quite a bit.
But that's pretty much the story. I got really lucky.
Left finger kind of comes and goes with the pain.
When I'm not really thinking about it, not much pain at all.
It's definitely a little, it's not completely straight right now.
It bends to the, bends away from the middle finger a little bit more
than usual, I think, when I'm looking at it,
but I'm just gonna chalk that up to swelling,
and like honestly, if it was broken,
there would be a lot more pain,
a lot, you know, something would be just like,
clearly off right now, it's just kind of like
angling away a little bit more, but nothing egregious.
I consider taping it,
I did tape it for a hot second, but yeah, I don't think, I think you really only need to
do that if it's in a lot of pain or if you're having issues with like straightness. And
so, and the other thing is like it could totally just be like, there's not placebo effect,
but like, I'm, you know, I've been trying to compare how does it right hand
look to the left hand in terms of how it bends.
And it's really barely any difference
if there is any difference.
So I'm like 99.9% sure no things broke in.
Just a spray and just some ligament hairs.
So I'm lucky.
I still have pretty much full use of my left hand. I can't really bend the index finger much
Like 50% in normal, but otherwise honestly like I'm good. It was just very scary
To kind of be out there by the you know in the lake by myself when that was going down so
Anyways
Just a random freak thing. It could have been so much worse, got very lucky, very thankful.
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Uh, Hunter's been on the show a couple times
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Be fun to get Hunter back this year.
We haven't done it for the last two years.
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Okay, checking my notes here. Oh, new segment here on the
Bean Tom podcast. Gonna introduce it to you right now. I got, I don't have any
fancy frills or intro music or anything cool like that. The segment is called
and who knows if we'll ever do a part two or part three because you know, kind of
like Quinn's medical minute. It's just been one part so far.
Although that was a great segment.
Remember we were talking about,
without one direction kids,
floating patella?
That was a good one.
We'll definitely bring about Quinn's medical minute.
Just need to spend more time on Wikipedia.
Okay, new segment called, damn, that's badass.
This is a segment where Quinn comes across
ordinary things in his everyday life
that most people just take for granted
or don't think about how cool or badass they are.
And I'm here to tell you in 60 seconds or less
or however long it takes.
Damn, that's actually pretty badass.
So this week on our first ever installment of,
damn, that's badass. Aluminum foil.
Here's the thing, I finally got aluminum foil when I went to CVS
yesterday to get band-aids. It's really, it's so cool, it's an
element in foil form. And you can just tear out a whole sheet
and mold it around whatever you want in my case on top of a
salad bowl to store my vegan crunch salad for you know tonight because that's the only salad mix for
whatever reason that Trader Joe's had I don't know if there's some sort of national recall with salad
bags or what it is right now, but aluminum for you could tear
off the whole sheet if you want.
It's like 30 feet or something.
You could just wrap yourself in it.
That would be like a pretty cool Marvel villain,
I think aluminum,
aluminum man,
aluminum, aluminum man,
something like that.
Well, we'll play it out with Jack Kirby.
But yeah, you can just buy,
you can just buy elements at CVS or jewel or Mariano's
or Croger or 7-Eleven.
Actually, has anyone ever bought aluminum foil at 7-Eleven?
I don't know.
I'm sure some of the nicer Boozier ones have it.
But where else, what other elements can you just buy?
I don't know.
Gold if you're rich and you don't know. Gold, if you're rich, and you go to the Silk Road online
web browser, I think tin foil, that's kind of like
aluminum foil, you could probably find that in the
south or something like that.
And I don't know.
I guess you can fill up something with helium, but
there's a national helium shortage.
We're running out of helium.
You know, when you were a kid, you could buy helium balloons. They float in the air and stuff.
When you have kids, no more helium. So you have to find something else.
Radon, I don't know. I learned yesterday, radon has one of the shortest half-lives of any element.
It's a noble gas. So that has been the first ever installment of damn.
That's badass.
A little bit of foil.
OK, one other thing I wanted to mention here,
because it's a major problem in this country
that we're not really talking about these days.
And I feel like people have kind of forgotten about it.
So the crazy horse monument, it's, we got to dive into this for a second.
So to give you a little background, because some listeners know, some listeners don't,
just give you a very brief background of what's going on, then we're going to chat about
it and then we're going gonna end today's show. So in South Dakota, like 15, 20 miles from Mount Rushmore, so AK middle of nowhere, basically Montana.
If you've ever been in Eastern Montana, there's not a lot of action. It's essentially Nebraska.
So there's a memorial to Crazy Horse, who was like a Lakota chief or something back in the 19th century. And this
was, this project was, was started. Let's see, I got a pull-up with Capita here. I was reading
about it the other day. This is something that I don't think we saw when I was a kid. We
definitely saw him out Rushmore once or twice. I don't think I've ever actually been there before,
although it's very close to about Rushmore.
So this monument here, according to Wikipedia,
was originally started by,
fundraised for by Henry Standing Bear,
who was also a Lakota chief,
who lived from 1874 to 1953.
That's right, the guy who started this project
died in 1953.
So he hired this Polish guy.
Gonna butcher the name, we'll spell it for you,
so you can look him up yourself.
Korkiak Zolkowski, K-O-R-C-Z-A-K space, Z-I-O-L-K-O-W-S-K-I.
KOR CZAK Space, Z-I-O-L-K-O-W-S-K-I. This guy died in 1982.
So the guy who was in charge of building it died 40 years ago.
So it's in the black hills, and these guys who accepted the idea,
died in the 50s and early 80s, and so now you got this giant mountain,
this giant slab of obsidian, obsidient, obsidient, up to trition, there's some sort of stone that
starts with obsidian I think is what it's called. That's not what this is, but, you know, it was fun to say.
In the middle of nowhere in South Dakota, you got the face carved out, and that's about it.
And they're trying to make this monument, they're trying to make it the second tallest monument in the world
that there's some sort of piece thing in India, which is close to Pakistan.
I think we need to finish this project.
I don't really, you know, here,
there's a bad track record in South Dakota
with not finishing what we start, okay?
Case in point, Mount Rushmore.
He got this huge grand vision for all,
we're gonna carve out their necks and their collars.
They're gonna be wearing like these Prince era collars.
And Teddy Roosevelt's gonna have sunglasses on.
And next thing, boom, it's 2022.
No one really gives two shits anymore
about Mount Rushmore.
No one knows who Rushmore is.
And you just got these four random heads,
kind of like the mayors of Spooktown
coming out of the mountains, Etchia.
So case in point number one,
case in point number two, Crazy Horse,
17, 20 miles away whatever
We just got a face. We got a stop. We have to take some responsibility in this country
You know when we start a monument there needs to be a plan
Remember the guy who died the guy who came up with this idea died in eight 1953
the guy who came up with this idea died in 1953.
We have to have a bet. It's been 70 years, 69, if you want to get technical, nice.
It's been 69 years since this guy died.
And we're just sitting here with no plan to finish, no work being done.
It's just there.
And it's embarrassing because you know what's happening?
Pakistan, they're finishing their monuments. Bhutan, finishing their monuments.
East Watini, which sounds like a Star Wars planet for, you know, digital
computer programmers,
they're finishing their monuments.
It's embarrassing.
The world is looking at us and laughing.
And it's really bad because we're supposed to be very
rightfully so, don't get me started on this.
Rightfully so, I don't want the leftist coming at my throat.
You know, being supportive, recognizing this rightfully so. I don't want the leftist coming at my throat.
Being supportive, recognizing our Native American ancestors,
we do like, start of a blackhawk scheme.
We do our land recognition spiel, which I think is fantastic.
So in what do we do?
We hire a Polish know, to pay tribute
to respect the Lakotas.
And what does he do?
He dies in 1982,
complete like 2% of the way finished.
And now it's in the hands of his kids.
His wife was in charge of it for a while,
but she died like 10 years ago.
Now it's in the hands of the kids.
You know, they're busy.
They got lies of their own. They got kids. They're not hanging out in the hands of the kids, you know, they're busy. They got lives of their own, they got kids.
They're not hanging out in South Dakota.
No one's hanging out in South Dakota.
Bean Town trivia question of the week.
South Dakota population, if anyone guesses it,
and they get within 100,000 people,
I'll send you a bean town button.
Okay, I'm going to read it, read the number alive in the air now so you can pause, make your guess
whatever. But here comes the number. So again, if you get within 100,000, I will send you a bean
town button. Okay, here's the answer, drummo please. 879,336 as of the 2020 census. 879,336 as of the 2020 census.
879,336.
So no one's going.
No one's going to South Dakota.
No one lives there.
You know, you figure all these, you know,
third generation Polish immigrants
or second generation or whatever grandkids,
they're like,
hey, thanks for leaving us stuck with this giant slab
of concrete basically in the middle of nowhere.
It's not a good airport, it's not on the interstate.
I assume I don't know.
There's not ice water and we don't have 5G.
So we got to just finish it because it's an embarrassment.
The world is watching and Joe Biden,
this is blood on your hands.
And we'll be blood on, you know,
Kellyanne Conway's hands in 2024 if she runs. Or who's that? Who's
that lady I keep seeing on Twitter, Lauren, Beber, Bobber, B, it's like B-O-E-B-E-R-T.
I don't know what her deal is. You know who came up on an episode of 30 Rock the
other day, I had to explain to Rachel who that was because she was a real flash in the pan.
Michelle Bachman, Bachman, Turner Overdrive.
That'd be a good wheel of fortune before and after from like 15 years ago.
Michelle Bachman Turner Overdrive.
So my point here is it's embarrassing and the world is watching. Much like being Tom Podgess, world is watching.
So much like being Tom Podcast, world is listening.
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and I'm done talking. I'm going to maybe maybe tap into a second surge here and
it's 5.30. Done with work for the week got tomorrow off and then big week at work
next week so we'll check in on you in a you know we can change here but I want
to reiterate Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.
Happy Father's Day to my dad.
Happy Father's Day to my grandfather.
And maybe this is the year I find out I have a kid.
I don't know.
Big reveal in three days.
We'll see.
TBD is too early to know.
Yeah, that's what I got. Finger will heal. I got lucky. You know, it's
not lucky. We are because of that disgrace that is the unfinished, crazy worst monument.
That's what I got for everyone. Happy Father's Day. Call your dad. Tell me, love them or
sing them, David Jones. I don't care what you do. It's your dad. Let's get some outro music
going here. Everyone, my name is Quinn David Fernies. And this is my show. Let's get some outro music going here. My name is Quinn David Fernandez and this is my show.
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