Beantown Podcast - We've Got Flies (08212020 Beantown Podcast)
Episode Date: August 21, 2020Quinn comes to you LIVE to discuss looking like Louis Tomlinson, fighting off a nasty fly infestation, and applying for credit cards in order to move to Seattle...
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Hey, what's going on? It's Quinn David Ferness. Welcome to my show.
Quinn David Ferness presents the bean town podcast for Friday. Wow. It's a Friday
episode. You don't get those too often. August 21st, 2020. What's going on? How
are you? What's happening? What's new, so much going on. We only recorded
our last episode five days ago, but wow, just big week, lots happening. I was feeling a
little bit low energy this morning until I got my eat. You're going to want to try this
fun new coffee drink. Cafe, oh, lay, you know, it's like, oh, lay, I feel like I'm in a Mexican
cucaracha band or something.
Oh, lay, you know, some sort of Mexican coffee.
I don't know.
It's delicious.
It's milky.
It's creamy.
You're gonna wanna try this.
I'm telling you right now, game changing ability.
Common cup up on a morcing green to you. That's the good stuff. Just try not to get shot while you're up there
But it is really delicious if you get the chance to go in on a Friday morning
My name is Quinn David furnace and this is my show
Quinn David furnace presents the bean town podcast
For Friday August 21st 2020. Yes, we're still going. I know a lot of you probably saw me post about my show on on social media right now
And you're thinking while I thought that ended back in like the the Clinton administration
But no the Beentom podcast still lives on we started this show back in January of 2018 and
We're still rocking and rolling,
real and in the years, just like Thin Lizzie used to sing.
And yeah, we're heading strong
into the home stretch of year three here, which is crazy.
Crazy to think I was talking to a friend of the podcast,
Matt Feeder on the phone last night.
And yeah, we were just talking a little bit
about the show and, you know, Matt's been on the show many night. And yeah, we were just, you know, talking a little bit about the show and,
you know, that's been on the show many, many times. Probably are, are most frequent guest, but
it's, uh, every week without fail, we haven't, uh, missed a show yet, including, uh,
specials. We've got a lot of those going on that you can check out on our channels.
Always you can find latest content, beantimepodcast. can find latest content, beantownpodcast.com,
against beantownbeantonpodcast.com.
And yeah, thanks for some of that intro music,
Quinn talking to myself here.
I feel like Gowlin and Smeagle,
which I should mention my beautiful lovely mother,
Jane Dennison Fernes, your Dr. J,
as we like to call her,
Kudos. Hi mom, if you're watching this live stream.
One of her nicknames for me, which has somehow inexplicably inexplicably, I-N-Ex, px, px, px, px. So like, okay, that's cool, right, whatever.
But I just don't know how it happened.
Like Lord of the Rings came out what, 2001, 2002, 2003?
Did I get those years right?
Or is it 2, 3 and 4?
I don't remember which, might have been 2, 3, 4.
But it wasn't like I was, you know, it would make sense if I had like a killer
golem impression or something, or if literally anything else. There's no association at least.
I can't recall any association in my life. See, Matt Fiedler on the live stream. Welcome,
Matt Fiedler. Hope you're enjoying your lunch break with us here
on Beantown.
I don't know.
Like those movies came out when I was like 7, 8, 9.
My dad took me to see Return of the King in the theaters.
That was really nice of him.
Thanks, dad.
But there was no affinity for the smegel
or the golem character from me specifically?
I don't know, eventually my mom, Dr. J,
just started calling me smegle.
And I would say about half of the time
when she picks up the phone, she says,
hey, smegle, how's it going?
So again, no issues with it.
I just don't understand it.
Anyways, listen to discretion is advised
when you're listening to the Bean Tom podcast. Number one, we'll occasionally use some language. Number two, And I'm really happy to be tuning in with you. I have a craziest week of work I've had in a long time.
And even into this morning it was nuts.
I...
So I might...
I'm not going to be a little bit more honest.
I'm not going to be a little bit honest.
I'm not going to be a little bit honest.
I'm not going to be a little bit honest.
I'm not going to be a little bit honest. I'm not going to be a little bit honest. week of work I've had in a long time and even into this morning it was nuts.
I, so, so I might, maybe talked about this on the podcast in the past, maybe not,
but I do some consulting work on the side for a Manhattan-based firm and working with them for a while.
I recently have up my game with them in terms of just hours and the amount of work I'm putting in. It's basically, you know, counseling students with their college
application process, essay, edits, and choosing the right major, all that stuff, whatever.
Occasionally for this company, I'll give speeches, speeches, talks, over Zoom, whatever.
Two, students and parents, both current clients,
prospective clients, whomever wants to join.
And so earlier this week, I get a message from the co-worker
who's gonna be in charge of this event for today.
Saying, dear Quinn, are you available at 8 a.m. Eastern
on Friday the 21st to talk to our students about, it was kind of vague, whatever, the topic doesn't matter,
it's about academic enrichment.
I'm like sure, yeah, that's fine, you know,
I'm always down to do stuff before work
because I can get up, get it out of the way,
putting on a suit at 6.45 in the morning is not always
my favorite activity, but I just got to go sit down
in front of my computer. Easy enough, right?
So I do that.
Actually, last night, usually they're really good about sending out the meeting information,
Zoom link, logistics, a couple of days before.
And so it gets to be last night, like 9.30, I'm in the halfway, half asleep mode,
lying on the couch watching the office or something.
And I realize, I got this event in 10 hours here,
less than 10 hours, and I don't have any of the Zoom meeting info.
So I message, you know, it's my messaging sound effect.
And I'm like, what's the deal?
So what's the deal with these presentations?
Where's the Zoom link?
Breakout rooms.
I don't get it.
And I get a message, I was like, well, send it to you tomorrow.
Am I okay?
I mean, that's fine, but you know that 8 a.m. Eastern
is 7 a.m. Central.
And so like, doing this kind of early in the morning,
particularly for Friday.
So I get up this morning, you know,
got my eight hours of sleep, feeling good.
Throw on my suit, looking dashing, I might add.
Suit and tie.
As long as I got my suit and tie, I'm leaving on the floor tonight.
And then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, I'm showing you a few things.
Let me show you a few things.
Show you a few things, show you a few things about love
And got me in the swing of love, let me show you
OK, so I get my suit on and I sit down
and I'm just slowly watching the minutes take away, 640, 645, 650.
I've got all my notes ready, my outline.
I'm ready to rock and roll.
And it gets closer to seven and then it's seven
and I got nothing, I'm sending text messages,
I'm sending emails, I'm like, what is the deal here?
I feel bad because now it's like
someone's some zoom meeting out there in the cosmos
is probably waiting for me to show up and give my talk.
And I'm ready to go.
Like I'm locked and loaded.
Let's get ready to rumble.
Nothing.
So I just sit there.
I'm scrolling through Reddit, listening to Deathcare
for QD at 705 AM in my kitchen table with my suit on,
ready to talk about academic enrichment,
and still nothing.
Eventually it gets to be like 745,
and finally get a message saying, oh, we sent, oh, I added
that in there because that's a midwestern thing.
But, oh, we meant 8 p.m. Eastern, at which point I'm just like, now, because occasionally
I'll do a Friday night session for these guys, Oh, thanks for tuning in Saw. Saw, Saw. Saw ears. My cousin live on air. Appreciate your support.
And I'm just like, no, it's like, it's not going to do it. But I'm, I am a like, I'm a very nice person, right? And I decide I'll make a Zoom recording for you. I'm here. I got the suit on anyways. I'm literally going to make a recording
That says exactly what I was gonna say and great you can play it and I don't need to be there alive because I'm not spending my
Friday night doing this stuff when it's my weekend and just again
I'll do it if you give me advanced notice.
I am super nice.
We're reacting to this is why you got to love the live episodes.
We're reacting to the comments live as we go.
So I apologize for the people I listening to this two weeks
later on SoundCloud, more Apple Podcasts
and you're like who the hell is he talking to.
But I make the Zoom recording send it
and then just the message is back and forth between
me and the person planning this event where it's like, can you tune in for just 20 minutes
when that's as long as my talk is going to be anyways.
I'm like, no, I've got something to do.
I can't do it.
Message back.
Can you tune in for like 15 minutes?
No, I still have the same thing to do.
I'm not going to be able to log in.
We get it down to literally, I can go back and look at the text messages here.
But literally, can you tune in for just two to three minutes?
You don't have to wear anything nice.
You can do it from your phone.
And I'm just like, what do you, like, this isn't a negotiation.
Like, I sent you my video, I made you a Zoom video.
I have told you I will happily feel
the new written questions and respond to those
either in writing or I'll make another Zoom video
just responding to questions.
And it's like, well, can you tune in for 30 seconds?
What about a one second shout out?
And I'm just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, what is that that Megan trainer song? My name is no. My number is no. My zoom password is no.
And this is all happening at 8 a.m. this morning. So really a fun start to your Friday. But then I got my cafe
all the way. Alright, Mexican coffee. You can't beat it. And I'm feeling alive and inspired
now. So that's what happened to me this morning. And you know, it's been a great side gig
and it's great for my resume and it keeps me sharp professionally and all that stuff
for counseling students. But boy, it was just this morning was I was about ready to literally, I mean, not like
type an nasty message, but I try to be a pretty like calm, cool, collected, level-headed
person in general.
And very like, go with the flow, right?
I think I'm an easygoing person, Like even this morning when, you know,
the timing got messed up.
I'm like, okay, great, I'll make your Zoom video for you.
I'll share it.
You can use it.
Awesome, great, easy.
They're like, we have your video,
but we'd love it if you would just do this instead.
And it's like, okay, just, that's everyone just relax.
I was very close to sending a message to the president,
who is my direct supervisor, not like bitching out
at the person running the event,
but just being like, I've said no,
once, now twice, three times a lady.
Once, twice, three times a lady.
I don't know how the rest of that song goes.
I only know it, because Newman sings it inside
when he's driving the fish truck.
It is Friday.
Fish Friday, when we went up to Door County,
I was at already two months ago, Yikes.
We were up there in a fry.
Actually, we didn't get up there till Saturday.
So we missed the fish fry Friday.
I would love a good fish fry.
And I see a guy to message in the chat,
I'll grab that in one sec.
When's the last time you had a great fish fry?
There's gotta be some sort of good tongue twister
you can get going with fish fry Friday.
Although I guess frying fish on a Friday,
you wanna alternate the R and the non-R sounds.
You do that occasionally.
When I'd go to my grandfather's house
in Northern Wisconsin as a kid,
it was never like, oh, it's Friday,
we're doing the fish right,
but occasionally you can get some perch or some bluegill
or some crappies and, you know, filet them
and cook them on the grill.
That stuff is good.
I'm not a big fish fan, typically.
But you do it right, or as a beer battered cod,
like you're going to a local culvert's restaurant.
Stuff can be tasty.
Oh, here, okay, we gotta shout out to Matt Fieler.
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself
and I'll get to your other question in one second of your.
Okay, we got a, I was gonna say a palindrome.
If you could make it a palindrome,
actually, reset the message, make it a palindrome,
and then I'll do it, but no, it's a tongue twister.
It goes.
Francis fries, fresh fish fillets,
Frank Fiesen on flaming fish,
at the famous Friday fish fry.
I don't know how hardcore that is. It's just kind of long, but I appreciate the effort. Thank you so much
and Matt Fudder wants to know what is an example of a nasty message you would write. I will say
I don't recall having written anything that would, you would categorize as a nasty message in the
last year, two years, three years.
I don't know.
I don't remember the last time I like talked to somebody and sent them a really nasty message.
Probably some yell previews.
And I feel bad slightly about this because I'm the type of person who only leaves
the Yelp review when I have a really shitty experience.
Although, before I get too far into that,
I will say we talked about going to pop as many donuts
and cheese curds, what, three weeks ago,
four weeks ago when we were coming back from Indianapolis,
I did go to their Facebook page and leave a very stellar glowing review.
Okay, so I'm not only a negative yelper,
but I have had some bad experiences with restaurants,
particularly in my parents' hometown of Bend, Oregon.
Just off the top of my head, there was one time
we did like a family Christmas dinner.
It wasn't on Christmas, but it was Christmas holiday.
We ordered this seafood place, which is like
a really well-renowned, established place,
like very popular in the town of Ben, in the city of Ben.
And we go and we're getting, you know,
our starter salads, I don't even know what I ordered,
doesn't matter. But the
salad I get has a as a shard of glass in it, which is just sometimes glass is great, right?
If you're a big James McAvoy fan, you went to see it at midnight, awesome. But if you're
having it in your salad, it's frankly less exciting.
I got really lucky.
I mean, it's this shard of glass that's maybe what?
I don't know, a couple centimeters thick.
And then long thwize, long th,
L-O-N-G-T-H, long th.
Long thwize, it's about, I don't know, what was it,
maybe two inches or something.
So it's not like this tiny little speck. It's a shard of glass that had apparently been broken off
some sort of bowl of some kind. I don't know. I don't know how you just casually get a shard of glass
into the lettuce. Like, it seems like you got to work hard at that. But I got lucky, I mean,
that could have like seriously sliced open my gums,
my cheeks, and said I just kind of bit down on it
and noticed something wasn't right and pulled it out.
I don't know, maybe got like a free app or something.
I wasn't paying for it, so I just sat there and whatever.
But I think I wrote them a nasty Yelp review.
And then there was this other, this French bakery called
like, L'achaco bread, Paris, Eiffel Tower, or something.
And another well-renowned established place in Ben.
And we went in, I mean, I can go find my whole y'all
preview for this but it was just a nightmare. Just like wasn't one thing, this
thing happened then that thing happened and that thing happened and it was just
like what are we even doing here by the end of it. Those are probably the only
times I really write some nasty messages. But yeah thanks thanks to everyone for tuning in to this live show. We try to do these
as much as we can and hope it's hope it's working out for everyone. We're going to get to some ads
here and then I'm going to you see the fan going in the background which is the normal thing for me
in the summer because they don't have air conditioning. But it's especially pertinent right now,
as we speak, having the fan going.
And I'll tell you why after we read these ads.
I just got to pull them up here.
I find my Google Docs on my phone.
I always accidentally click on PayPal,
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We get into the second half.
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And I keep saying, OK, we're gonna, you know,
one of these days you're gonna do it like we're gonna just get, we're gonna try it. And now it's
already August 21st and I just feel strange eating a bratwurst after mid-September. So, so
clocks taken, you know. Although brats can be like a fun fall thing on the grill, I don't know,
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It says here to give a shout out to the TV guide,
but I'm not going to do that.
Next, shout out to the Samson Q2U series.
They've been with us this whole time
from the start of our show back in January of 2018,
and that's really exciting.
These microphones are holding up.
So I have two of them.
I think they were like 45 bucks on Amazon or something.
And they're certainly not super high quality,
but I don't think you can complain too much
about the quality of the audio file for the podcast.
YouTube's another story.
This is just my computer mic.
I apologize for that. But the computer audio or my Mac audio feeding through the microphone and what
most people are listening to when they listen to this show, I think it's been pretty high
quality. So thank you to Samson. And I gotta say, I was disappointed when I bought it first
and I realized that Samson and not Samson,
but I can live with that.
When God speaks, he uses a Samson with no G.
I got hair all over the place here.
My hair has never been this long in my life.
And I think we're working the flow okay here.
I don't know, I bought some hair spray yesterday. I think we're working the flow okay here.
I don't know, I bought some hairspray yesterday. I've never bought hairspray in my life,
but the thing was I was working outside
for a long time on Wednesday,
shepherding students to and from their different locations
downtown for
law school orientation, which is why this week of work was my
busiest probably ever in my life. And you get the, you know,
windy city downtown action in the loop and then, you know, my
hair is like after about two minutes of being outside, it looks
well, I feel like a surfer dude right now. Boy, if you're missing
this live stream, you're missing some amazing hair action.
You know who I look like.
Okay, everyone pause for a second.
Go pull up your like one direction first album cover
and look for Louis Tomlinson, Louis Tomlinson.
However, whatever his name is, I think that's him.
Maybe I'm gonna, I think that's him.
Maybe I'm gonna, let's pull it up. Let's search one direction.
Boy, this hair is nuts, album, and see what comes up.
I'm thinking the up all night,
that's what I'm thinking of, where they're like
laughing and having fun on the beach.
Let's see, who do I look like?
Yes, that's the guy, Louis Talinson.
Check this out.
Oh man, if you ever wondered what my hair was looking like
after two minutes of being outside with a wind,
I'm not even kidding.
Go look at the one direction, up all night, night album cover and you're looking at it right here.
Hang on, I can even make the face.
So, Matt says Christopher Walk in circa 1990.
I don't know about that.
I'm going to search that.
But, yeah, I got to do something about this hair.
I mean, now, granted, I don't have to go back into the office through the rest of the year, I believe.
But it's just, anytime you go outside
and the wind picks it up, it just goes all over the place.
Right now, sitting inside, it's fine where it is.
And I won't really use the hairspray
unless I'm going outside and you need to hold.
But it just gets a little rampunctious, if you will.
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You know, when I was in college, concert choir with Steve Greaves,
who pretty sure showed up to half of rehearsals,
a little toasted.
I sang bass.
And as time has gone on,
I'm now like
Rocking the the the border between tenor and in baritone because I my range has
pushed up a little bit much more than it's pushed down
I don't know why that is maybe it's just spending more time singing in that register sing a lot of death cab
and cold play,
but I don't know, TBD.
Oh, I had something I wanted.
Okay, speaking of tenors,
no, it's not gonna be a shoe endorsement.
Scott Farrell, whoa, big news coming out of the rockford.
Scott Farrell, whoa, big news coming out of the rockford. Scott Farrell, you ready for this?
According to Twitter and later confirmed on the Cherry Valley
United Methodist Church live stream from this past Sunday's
service, moving to Seattle, whoa, he's out of here except
small roadblock, according to one of his tweets from I think
yesterday,
he says, I'm just gonna pull it up, actually,
rather than try to paraphrase it.
So the big news, Scott Feral's moving out of rockford
after 40 years, and I don't really know why,
I haven't really seen it, well, anyone who lived
in rockford for 40 years, I would want to move out too.
So I get that aspect of it. Well, anyone who lived in Rockford for 40 years, I would want to move out too. So I get that aspect of it. I'm not sure what exactly is happening in Scott's life right now.
That's prompting that. I only keep up with him on his Twitter page and the Cherry Valley
United Methodist Church live stream. So he's leaving his job at Cherry Valley UMC.
He's leaving his job at Cherry Value UMC. He writes a tweet, boy, got to get through some explicit photos
here to really yikes.
Holy cow.
Don't go to his Twitter page.
He writes his most recent tweet is from yesterday.
He says Shannon, which is his real name, not Scott.
His name is Shannon.
Shannon will need a plate.
He's talking about himself in the third person,
which is great.
Shannon will need a place to live in the Seattle area
in October.
Anyone got any good ideas or leads for roommates?
Must be cat tolerant.
I feel kind of like I should single-handedly message
the entire Seattle metropolitan area community and just
give them a heads up. So that's what I'll be working on this morning. Boy, yikes.
Some really, so you scroll past some of his stuff which is a lot to look at.
Handscott, all right, from that feeler. Yes, 100%.
After a couple of his tweets, which are already explicit photos,
which I think I've talked about this in the past,
I didn't realize you could just share whatever porn you wanted
on Twitter.
I didn't know you could do that.
Wow.
But it gives you accounts to follow based off
of Scott's Twitter page.
And I'm not going to read any of these handle names
live on air because there might be someone
who has just eaten something or small children
listening to this.
So I won't expose the youth nor the currently digesting
to any of these names.
But let me find what I actually wanted to come here for.
Oh, he does say, crossed over to 1.9,000 followers.
Thank you for supporting my journey.
Please help me retweet my videos,
which gets so little attention these days
and save me from starvation in all caps, L-O-L.
Love the all caps, L-O-L.
Matthew Ller says, rumor has,
rumor has that Scott has an only fans account.
I think that's true.
He's all, I'm also looking at a tweet right now
where he's promoting his JFF,
which I assume is just for fans.
Gag.
Okay, the tweet I actually wanted to get here to,
which is sad.
Oh, he also writes, okay, two more I promise,
including the one I actually wanted to say.
He says, my internet connection is unstable.
He didn't say that, that's what I said.
Scott writes, my ex is, could just do a whole episode,
just reading the Scott Feral tweets live on air.
So there's the Josh Groban Kimmel sketch
where he sings Kanye West tweets,
and there's another one with Trump tweets, I think.
Definitely a Kanye West one.
I could do this a similar sort of thing.
Could be fun.
TBD.
I'd have to do a lot of digging to find the best tweets,
which would involve seeing Scott's penis a lot of times,
which not an ideal way to spend your day or my day for that matter.
Scott writes, my ex is thirsty as hell right now, practically begging me to apologize for this term,
breed him and let him into my okay, should not have read this one.
Moving on. Okay, the tweet I wanted to get to,
just learned that I can't get approved for a credit card
so I can pay for my move to Seattle.
Big wrench in the plans,
which raises a couple of different questions that I have
and I won't dwell on any one of them for too long,
but one, I can't get approved for credit card
So does he not have a credit card already? I mean the guy is 40 years old like
I mean, I don't know everyone's personal credit journey, but that just feels like something you would
Need to have in life up to this point, doesn't it?
Maybe someone can educate me differently. I can't get approved for it credit card
Boy, you're again, I don't know much about credit card approvals and it's one thing to be able to get approved for like a really top tier card
I understand having a lower credit score. Well, I don't personally understand it
But I know that lots of people deal with that
but
There isn't like a basic credit card that you can I I mean, you could literally walk into like the JC penny
and get a store card, right?
I think.
So I can pay for my move to Seattle.
This comes back to my consistent life question
with Scott Farrell.
It's how does he make money?
Cause he's making like 75 bucks a week
at Cherry Valley UMC. And just by
judging what I see not on his only fans or just for fans, but just the content
he's putting out there, the popularity of it. Like I don't think his pornography
career is bringing in too much. So he's not going to be able to get a credit card
to pay for his move to Seattle. Well, be able to get a credit card
to pay for his move to Seattle.
Well, even if you got the credit card,
how do you, what's the difference between
where he's at right now with no money and no credit card
and where he would be with no money and a credit card?
Like how would you still have to pay your credit card?
Just lean into the debt and have to pay your credit card just just lean into the
debt and just further take your credit score it's a it's a bold strategy
con let's see if it pays off for them yeah I don't know I got questions that's
not what I wanted to talk about in the second half today and I apologize you'll
notice we got the fans blasting and I got the ice water running.
All my windows are closed right now.
And I'm thankful because it's not super hot outside,
but it's like 85 and sunny.
So it's toasty.
But the issue is, and if there are any exterminators,
oh boy, oh, jages. There are any exterminators, oh boy, oh,
jages, there are any exterminators out there listening to this
show now could be your time to shine as a listener to this
esteemed podcast. Let me get a sip of water.
We're talking bugs for the next five minutes.
So, it's basically the bug's life sequel.
No, it's not gross, it's just, I don't understand.
So, I'm sitting here on what, Tuesday night,
something like that, and it gets dark,
so I turn on my light and watch in TV, whatever,
and all of a sudden, the amount of houseflies
that are gravitating
towards this light over here, which you cannot see, is like not a horror film, but like a student
project horror film, where it's just like there had to have been 15 to 20 house flies, just hanging out of the light. And I'm like, where on earth are you coming from?
Right?
It's, cause this is just, just happened.
Like, I've had my windows open since March.
And now, August, whatever day was, 18th, we got flies.
So you might think, well, there's got to have some access to food or something, right?
Garbage is empty.
My fridge has no food, literally, because of the power outage last week.
The pantry is completely, you know, it's just dried, dried goods and everything sealed up closed off.
So I decide to close all the windows because I'm just trying to, and I have no exterminator.
I don't know anything about house flies. I'm just trying to, and I have no exterminator, I don't know anything about house flies.
I'm just trying to solve this issue.
I'm thinking maybe there's a hole in a screen
or something somewhere that I can't find,
but I've thoroughly examined all of my screens
and all the windows and I can't figure it out.
So you should have seen me on Tuesday night
with my little handheld dust buster sucking these guys up and then Wednesday was still kind of bad. Um, and then
last night and into today, I think I've only seen one or two flying around, but just the
amount of dead flies on my floor, uh, the past couple days has been very unappetizing,
which is fine, because I'm trying to lose weight.
But still, not good.
I think we've got it under control now,
but I still have the windows closed.
It's pretty toasting here.
We got fans blasting ice water.
I'm scared to open up a window.
I guess I could be scientific about this, right?
We do one window at a time, see if we have issues.
We'll see.
I can probably start doing that as soon as now,
because I think the flies are pretty much gone.
As far as I can tell, I just don't know where they came from,
or what happened.
So I ordered some fly traps off Amazon
and I'll put them up just in case,
but I don't know, just unexpected.
But I'm just lying down Tuesday night,
like long day work, watching TV,
and all of a sudden I just look over and it's like,
boom, boom, boom.
It was very spooky and Halloween is not for two more months.
Two months and ten days.
Looking forward to going up or dressing up as a Normic Donald plays, Bert Reynolds dressing
piece plays, Tert Ferguson.
It's a multi-layered thing. It's like, if inception was a Halloween costume.
Okay, I think that just about wraps it up here.
Thanks everyone for tuning in to our Friday,
mid-day live podcasts.
This will be this serve as this week, this weekend's episode. So don't cry too hard.
Okay, I got another 140-ish out there you can go listen to. If you're really craving
it that bad or you can do literally anything else. Cubs for socks, cross-down classic this
weekend, very exciting, looking forward to that. And I wish I could go in person, but obviously that's not the case
But just a reminder that everyone to take your multivitamins
Preferably men's if you're a male although I don't know like
If you take a woman's multivitamin, what's gonna happen? What's the worst that could happen? I don't know. I'm not a doctor of just an unregistered nurse
I'm not a doctor, just an unregistered nurse.
Anyone's looking to have an operation done.
Let me know. Sexist vitamins, Matt, you're right.
Okay, that's what I got.
I should really do some dusting in here.
I always do just enough to, you know, kind of,
get by and not enough to actually make any real progress,
but I think we're gonna try to do that.
So thanks again to the consulting company I work for for being a real pain in my behind
this morning and congrats to all the DePaul Law students that have gone through orientation.
Crop dusting, yes, very nice.
That's what I got for you.
So we're going to end these streams.
I will overlay some
Tishamingo Blues on the audio stream. If you joined us today for the live stream, thank you,
and thank you for leaving your comments. I really appreciate it. And that's what I got. Well,
maybe do some power rankings coming up here. Do some fantasy football talk, NFL season starts in what, three weeks, less than three weeks, that's crazy.
Yeah, you got to get prepared for your drafts.
That's what I got.
So everyone, thanks for tuning in.
Hope you have a great weekend, last couple weekends of summer here, but it is beautiful
whether, hopefully it is wherever you are as well.
And I just got to be outside as much as possible.
I also am going to burn up here in Rogers Park.
So from the North Side of Chicago,
it's been a live Bington podcast episode.
Thank you for tuning in.
Stay safe, stay sane.
We'll get that music cut up.
Cutting off the YouTube now.
Have a good one everyone.
And I'll check in on you next week.
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