Behind the Bastards - Hiram Maxim, Inventor of the Machine-Gun and Curling Iron
Episode Date: January 18, 2022Robert is joined by Karl Kasarda to discuss Hiram Maxim.FOOTNOTES: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160317-the-man-who-tried-to-make-a-supergun-for-saddam-hussein https://archive.fo/nruk https://w...ikispooks.com/wiki/Gerald_Bull https://bartonchronicle.com/exhibit-brings-gerald-bull-back-light/ https://www.nytimes.com/1990/08/26/magazine/the-man-behind-iraq-s-supergun.html https://opac.navalmarinearchive.com/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=15167 https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/1991/02/10/the-guns-of-saddam/e31bbb3a-52c3-4f29-bc47-cca57a80b6db/ https://headstuff.org/culture/history/hiram-maxim-engineer-death/ https://www.americanheritage.com/hiram-maxim#2 https://www.nytimes.com/1985/11/26/science/100-years-of-maxim-s-killing-machine.html http://www.lamptech.co.uk/Documents/People%20-%20Maxim%20HS.htm https://www.americanrifleman.org/content/america-s-first-hiram-maxim-s-heavy-machine-gun/ https://www.uh.edu/engines/epi694.htm https://rar.rutgers.edu/whatever-happens-we-have-got-the-maxim-and-they-have-not-the-conspicuous-absence-of-machine-guns-in-british-imperialist-imagery-by-ramey-mize/ https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=uc2.ark:/13960/t8sb3zd8j&view=1up&seq=42&skin=2021 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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some gun related bastards, which I thought I would have you on for. And the first bastard we're going
to talk about is a little fellow you may have heard of, called Hiramaxum. Now, what do you
know about Mr. Maxim? I know that he had designed the belt fed water cooled machine gun that every
side of World War One used to mow each other's children down with. Yeah, he is. Why? Europe is
no longer the economic center of the world in a lot of ways. There were other factors, but
Mr. Maxim played a role in that for sure. Now, obviously, both of us are very much into firearms
as a hobby. I don't consider someone a bastard just because they make a gun or really necessarily
another kind of weapon system. I do think there are certain weapons systems like cluster bombs
that you kind of have to be a piece of shit to design. But as a general rule, a gun is a tool,
and there's nothing inherently immoral about designing a tool. That said, it's probably fair
to note that within the industry of people who design things for the purpose of killing, there's
probably a higher proportion of bastards than in a lot of fields of industrial design. And we are
going to talk today about two of the greatest gun makers in human history. This week, about two of
the greatest gun makers in human history, both of whom were not very pleasant people. And as I
just stated, Hiram Stevens Maxim is our subject today. Now, Hiram was born on February 5, 1840
in Sangersville, Maine. He wrote a biography later in life, the bulk of which is a mix of lies and
angry rants about people he'd argued with. Like it's essentially at the very end of his life,
he drops like the old time equivalent of a mixtape yelling at all of the people who he had had
fights with over the course of his career in the gun industry. And a lot of it's like very technical
stuff that I can't tell you who actually invented the light bulb, for example, which is a major
thing in his. Did you actually know much about Maxim in his career before making the machine gun?
Honestly, no, I don't. I mean, I'm very familiar with the gun, obviously, or the machine gun and
how it revolutionized and changed warfare. But as for the individual himself, no, I'm not not
really familiar with his life. Well, he was a really interesting guy. He's one of these dudes
that is just a compulsive inventor. Like one of those people who and it's this this fascinating
period, the 1800s is this moment where it's also really easy to be an inventor because like industrial
like tooling and machining and whatnot has hit this this level of professionalization and suddenly
all sorts of things are possible. And if you're into inventing, there's a lot, there's a number
of dudes like Maxim who just over the course of their life, invent like 60 things that everybody
uses today. And it's Maxim's one of those people. And he's he's a particularly interesting example
on it. Now, in his biography, which is again, not a super reliable text, he provides some thoughts
on his family background that I find interesting. And I'm going to read a paragraph from that now.
This is him describing his ancestors. The ancestors of the Maxim family were French Huguenots.
They were driven out of France and settled in Canterbury, England, from which place they
immigrated to Plymouth County, Massachusetts, where, quote, they could worship God according to the
dictates of their own conscience and prevent others from doing the same. And prevent others from
doing the same. Yeah, that's very fun. Yeah, that's that's fun. I'm going to find my freedom so I
can use it as a wrench against others. Such a common trend. Yeah. Yeah. And Maxim is being
pretty self aware here. He is not that kind. He's not a particularly religious man ever.
He famously is more or less an atheist until he goes to Russia to sell the machine guns and they
won't let him talk to the czar unless he has a religion. So he's like, I guess I'm Protestant.
Better pick the right one. Yeah. They didn't care. You just couldn't be a pagan walking
up to the czar, I guess. So, yeah, most of the sources you'll find will note that his
father was a sheep farmer and very poor. This is technically accurate, but I think it's accurate
in a way that gives readers an incorrect idea about Hiram's upbringing. Within his autobiography,
he describes his family as being comparatively well off. They just didn't have any money
because no one really had money at the time and place where he lived. They're not poor.
Money is not a meaningful fact of life for people living in the wilderness of Maine in the 1840s.
You don't do a lot of spending and stuff. They live in this kind of community that's pretty
spread out and sprawling. They were very self sufficient. They bartered and traded with the
people in their community for the things they couldn't produce on their own. They were the
kind of people who maybe a couple of times a year, they would go into a bigger town and sell some
products and use them to buy a thing or two, and they would have money for that kind of brief
period of time. But money's not – they're not poor. They just don't have money. Does that make
sense, that kind of person? We don't really have those people anymore. Yeah. Well, I mean,
I'm sure there are some places in the world that have some subsistence like that, but the
reality is if you're self-sufficient, you don't really need an Amazon Prime account at that
point. You just do your thing. You go out. You get your milk. You harvest your beef from your
cows or whatever, and you're good to go. That makes sense. Yeah. So a lot of kind of popular
sources on it will say that he grew up poor. He doesn't seem to have considered himself poor.
He's like, well, we had everything we needed. We just like – why would we have needed money at
that point? So yeah, at no point in his childhood does Hiram seem to have considered himself poor,
and their community was close to a group of indigenous Americans living in a small village
nearby. Hiram's autobiography is filled with the same kind of casual racism you would expect
from a book written by a man who grew up in the 1840s, but it's also not – he's not hateful
in it. And in fact, there's a number of times where he will note stuff that the way that the
natives had positioned their village was a lot smarter than how the white people had put their
houses because it was more protected from rain and it got better sunlight. So he was somebody who
was definitely possessed of the bigotry of his time, but was also capable of looking at what
these people were doing and recognizing that they understood the environment better and were making
smarter choices about it, which he appreciated because he's got this kind of mechanical mind,
right? Like he's somebody who thinks a lot about efficiency, and he notes that their
lives are a lot more efficient than ours because they understand the area a lot better.
There's a point in his childhood where like he and his father take advice from a local chief
they're friendly with on how to trap and prepare different animals. More than anything, they hunted
black bear, which a lot of his early memories are like hunting black bear with his dad.
And their community was the kind of place that – there's a story he tells where he and his
dad are out in the field and they see a black bear, so they run back to their house for a gun,
only to find that one of their neighbors had spotted the bear, gone into their house,
grabbed their rifle and taken it out to go shoot the bear. So it's like that kind of community,
you know? Not only do people not lock their doors, people feel fine grabbing like
their neighbor's gun to go shoot a bear if they see one, which is also not a very common thing
today, I don't think. I've lived out in the sticks a lot of my life, but I have not had that
kind of relationship with my neighbors. Yeah, I live in a rural area as well, and I don't have that
relationship either, but at the same time, we live in a world saturated with the idea that we
know – we technically in theory, quote by quote, know so many people that we really don't,
but I think it's changed the nature of how people live.
Yeah, definitely reading his recollections of his childhood, I'm like, well, aspects of this
seem kind of nice. This like, all you worry about is like producing what you need to survive,
and that's kind of this – it doesn't seem like a bad childhood is what I will say about it.
Now, we did a recent episode where we talked about Melville Dewey that'll be launching
either before or right after this one. Dewey, who invents the Dewey Decimal System and hear him
grow up in kind of a similar time and a similar place, and the part of the Northeast they grow up
and is commonly known as the burned over district. And it's known that way because there's a
shitload of different social and religious extremists, like Protestant kind of movements
that are swelling up and going – swarming throughout the country during this period of time.
And hear him – or was very aware of these kind of evangelical movements and the influence they
were having on the culture, and he was not positive towards them. Neither was his family. And I'm
going to read a long excerpt from his autobiography here because I think it's interesting, and it
gets you into this guy's head because he is in a very and extremely religious part of the United
States, and it is absolutely not something that he takes on in any sort of way. Quote,
there have been several epidemics of Millerites in the state of Maine, sometimes called second
adventists or world burners. These are seventh day adventists, or what becomes that. On one occasion,
having ascertained by diligent search in the Bible the exact day, hour, and minute that the world
would come to an end, the saints disposed of their property. Some failed to plant their crops,
as they had enough to last until the fatal day. When everything was in readiness for the final
end of all things, which was fixed for a certain day in February, there was a lot of snow on the
ground. Some of the saints took great care to have their watches and clocks corrected,
so as to know the exact minute the final crash would come. The hour fixed was about nine o'clock
at night, and most of the women appeared in their ascension robes. The saints met at a place called
Gilman's Corner, in front of Gilman's little store. Some repairs had recently been made to the
roof, and a ladder was still in position. A few minutes before the final send-off, an old and
very fat woman climbed up the ladder, got onto the ridge pole, and walked forward to the end of the
roof. She stood there, with her arms extended in her ascension robes, fluttering in the wind like
a pair of wings. One of the saints had his watch out, and called off the time as it passed, and
when the exact minute arrived, the old lady on the roof started to fly. She gave a jump and landed
in a big pile of snow, which had a decidedly cooling effect, and knocked every particle of
superstition out of her. She never had a relapse. There was no one in the state of Maine that
ridiculed this movement with more reason and vigor than my gifted mother. She had a lot of
brains in the top and in the front of her head, and made the best use of them. So that's his,
how he feels about this kind of, this religious movement that sweeps through the country when
he's a little kid. I find that fascinating. Yeah, as an engineer, a person that was clearly going
to become a creator and an engineer and a stem-minded person, seems like very often we don't see those
types of things coexist. Someone that's very scientific or technical or engineering-minded
tends to not be very superstitious and vice versa. They can be together, but mostly you don't see
them together. Yeah, and it's interesting. He kind of, his family seems to be very much opposed
to this. They're very practical people, and he's kind of influenced. He definitely grows up with
this kind of very skeptical attitude about everyone around him, which will kind of become more of a
factor in his personality as he gets older. But he grows up curious about the world, a fairly
open-minded person for his day. When he was 14 years old, he was apprenticed to a carriage maker,
where he learned the basics of engineering skills that would define his adult life.
His first invention came shortly thereafter, when he was working in a mill with a terrific
mouse problem. Hiram set to work on his own and designed an automatic mousetrap, which was so
successful that he was eventually able to patent it. Many mousetraps today are based off of his
design. So like, there's still mousetraps that are based off the one he designed when he's like
14 years old. Very smart kid. And he's effectively an adult at 14, right? That's a kid today.
And like Germany in this period of time, you are legally an adult at 14. And it's pretty much the
same where Maxim grows up. He's working full time at this point. He's making a man's wages,
and he's inventing a lot of shit. He designs in his late teen years a silicate blackboard
in order to make sketching out plans for other inventions easier. And he markets that a bit.
And the older adults around him recognize that he's kind of a genius. When he's 24,
his uncle Levi hires him to work as an engineer in Abington, Massachusetts. And his uncle gives
his nephew freedom to think and experiment, which Hiram did until two years later. He invented the
curling iron. He received his patent in 1866. And this is the first one he gets. He's also
the inventor of the curling iron. The guy who made the same dude invented the machine gun and
the curling iron. So now we can do our beauticians and we're getting rid of mice in our house.
All courtesy of Maxim. Thank you so much. I can blame him for the permanent scar I have
from a curling iron. I touched when I was like seven. So yeah, my favorite meme, the two hands
shaking in the middle is Sophie and millions of dead European boys and meeting in the middle
at angry at Hiram Maxim. That's us with a bunch of mice at the bottom.
So young Maxim was off to the races now. He designed an automated sprinkler system soon
after, but he struggled to find investors for this product. We've talked about some like
industrial fires in this period. Folks are not convinced that they need sprinklers or any kind
of fire safety whatsoever in this period of time. Well, the children workers are easily
replaceable. Yeah, there's a ton of kids. You mean to put sprinklers in?
So yeah, he can't really find any investors for this. And he fails to convince any moneymen that
there was a future in the idea, but he does draw interest from one wealthy backer,
Spencer D. Schuyler. Now, Schuyler is not really interested in selling his sprinkler system. He
just sees that Maxim is extremely gifted and is like, well, I want to hire this kid and profit
off of his ideas. Now, this was an era in which electricity had become enough of a thing that
people knew any day now somebody was going to make a light bulb that people wanted in their homes,
right? There are light bulbs at this point. None of the people involved in the story about to tell
invented the first light bulb, but like they're not good. They blow up their fire hazards. They're
not really a thing you would want in your house. So it's this kind of thing where people are trying
to figure out how to do a light bulb well. And everyone knows it's going to happen. It just
hasn't quite happened yet, right? Like, and there's kind of a race, right? All of these different,
a lot of money, Edison is putting a lot of money into like, because everyone knows like,
as soon as we figure this shit out, it's going to be huge, you know, artificial light anytime
a day or night. That's a big deal, a lot of money in that idea. So Schuyler wanted in on that cash
and he formed the US Electric Lighting Company with the aim of being first to market. He made the
young Hera Maxim his chief engineer. Now, the story that follows is very messy. And a little
beyond our scope today, the short version is that Maxim worked alongside a guy named William Sawyer.
Sawyer was an inventor and is probably the man who created the incandescent electric lamp, the
first good light bulb that you could like. Again, like the Sawyer is probably the guy who figures
this out first. But this is very messy because Edison also around the same time his people come
out and there's a series of lawsuits over this. And Sawyer wins most of the lawsuits with Edison
over the invention of the light bulb. Again, he's probably the guy you would credit with this.
He's also kind of a sketchy character himself in 1880. He shot a doctor in the face during an
argument about their wives. So like he is a messy fellow. And for the rest of his life, Sawyer and
Hiram worked together at this company. For the rest of his life, Hiram would argue that he was
the inventor of the first incandescent electric lamp, or at least he claimed to have solved the
problems that made Sawyer's lamp possible. Now, he never names Sawyer in his autobiography,
probably because he was scared of getting sued. But he does go into a lot of detail about the
fact that his partner who he calls Mr. D was a nearly useless alcoholic. And I feel the need
to read an extensive quote from his autobiography here. Because again, this is like the guy who
probably invented the first electric incandescent lamp and Maxim is so jealous about him that he
has to turn him into like a fucking goblin in his autobiography. And I'm going to read a quote from
that now. I found a very curious state of affairs in Mr. Schuyler's office. He had in his employee
a large clumsy, brutal looking fellow, clean shaven, who we will call Mr. D. He was said to be an
expert electrician and telegraph operator, but he was a great drunkard, being comfortably
corned all the time. I had not heard that description of drunk. I think we should bring
that back. You want to get corned? Let's go get corned. Yeah. The next day, he told me that he
was a great believer in the future of electric lighting, that he was the first in the field,
and that if I would take hold in a system, he would give me a salary of $10 a day,
as well as a quarter interest in whatever might accrue from the work. This was an exceedingly
good offer, especially as I had complete charge of the place. He informed all the men that I had
been put in charge, and the first thing I did was have a talk with Mr. D. I told him that it was not
quite the thing to have Brandy brought into the place several times a day and to keep drinking it
while at his desk. I assured him that there was a great deal more nourishment and a pint of milk
than in a gallon of Brandy, and advised him strongly to try milk. The next day, he provided
himself with a two quart tin pail, and his brother was sent out two or three times for milk.
Mr. D said the change was a good one, and he felt much better for it. Shortly after, I learned that
the so-called milk was just about half Brandy, and that the fellow was still in a half drunken
condition all day. I have no idea if that's true. I was going to say, did he just invent the Brandy
milk punch? He may have. It's possible that Maxim is just lying because he's jealous. It's also
possible that Maxim is telling the truth. This guy was a raging drunk, and he still was invented the
first incandescent electric lamp. I just find that very funny. And also, I have trouble thinking of
a more disgusting drink combination than Brandy milk. That doesn't sound good to me. I think it's
okay. I don't know. I like a white Russian, but Brandy and milk? Just straight Brandy and milk.
Well, let's just go get corn, and we'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll get corn. Maybe I'd throw
like a coffee liqueur in there or something. That changes everything. Yeah, that would.
I wonder if it curdles. Anyway, so whatever the precise truth about Sawyer and his level of
drunkenness, by 1881, Hiram was a powerful and respected engineer in his own right. They don't
beat Edison, but they make a bunch of electric lamps that are good for industrial and entertainment
lighting, and they make a bunch of money. They're selling lights all over the goddamn place.
So they made the Betamax of lights. Yeah. I think it works a little better than that.
Oh, unless you're a Betamax supremacist. No, I'm not. I'm not.
Sitting underneath one of your antique rifles is a Betamax.
Yeah, I watch all my video in Betamax.
So 1881, he goes to the Paris Exposition. Now, we talked about in our Basil Zaharoff episodes,
where we're talking about like the birth of the arms industry in its modern form.
These expositions are where a lot of that happens, and they're not just about weapons,
right? Every kind of a lot of shit's being invented. There's combines and electric lights
and all sorts of shit there. But the most popular things are always weapons, right? Because
human beings are human beings, and people are not that interested in new fucking tractors.
But if somebody makes a new gun, everybody's going to be like, well, I want to look at that,
motherfucker. And this is where like we talk about the crops. This is like these are the
same places where like Alfred Krupp is putting his cannons out and the like. So 1881, Hiram goes
to Europe for the Paris Exposition. His company had made a bunch of fancy new lighting equipment
to show off, and he was basically running their booth. This was a very important job,
but Hiram's interest had already started to drift away from lighting. Now, the story that comes
next may be apocryphal. I did not find it in his autobiography, but every write-up you ever find,
if you're a maxim, will include this story. I don't know if it actually happened. I think Hiram
said it happened at some occasions. It seems a little bit like anyway, I'll just tell you the
story. While he's at this, this exposition, he's friends with an American and they're having a
conversation about like the exposition and the different inventions there. And his friend says
to him, hang your chemistry and electricity. If you want to make a pile of money, invent something
that will enable those Europeans to cut each other's throats with greater facility. And
that is supposedly what gets him to start working on the maxim gun. And if that's true,
it does say a lot about him that somebody's like, you know, you make a lot of money helping Europeans
murder each other. And he's like, absolutely. Wasn't wrong. Wasn't wrong. Not at all wrong.
Makes me think of all Ron Hubbard, where they had the bed about how to make a bunch of money,
invent religion. In this instance, make something to kill Europeans, kill each other.
Yeah. Yeah. And he decides to do this. Now, there's another possibly apocryphal story to explain
his how he gets the idea of how to make the maximum gun, which is that he's out hunting with like
his family when he's a little kid and he tries to fire. It's usually said as a rifle. I don't
know if it's a rifle or a shotgun or something, but he tries to fire a gun that's too powerful
to him because he's little and it knocks him down. And this is what gives him the idea to make
the thing that made the maximum gun so revolutionary is that it used the recoil. And
obviously, you know this, but for the listeners, it used the recoil of firing around to advance
the next round. And that's why it's automatic, right? And that had not been done. There was no
fully automatic weapons in that way at the time that were actually like worked very well.
I don't know that I believe it, you know, he knocks himself down. And that's what gives him
the idea whether or not it's true. If you're an engineering minded person, it's not hard to notice
that like, oh, every time I shoot a gun at recoils and this energy is just wasted, right? Like there's
all this energy that I'm not, we're not doing anything with like, and as an efficiency minded
person, I have no trouble seeing how here I'm could be like, I got to find some way to tap into
to make use of that. Now at the time, the closest thing we had to a machine gun was the Gatling
gun. And the Gatling gun, they're actually not legally that difficult to get in a lot of the
US today because they're not legally automatic because you don't pull a trigger and fire them.
It's crank operated. Right. The legal definition of a machine gun is to fire more than one round
per press of the trigger. Yeah. And the Gatling gun does not do that. Yeah. So you could go get a
Gatling gun right now, listeners, if you want to defend your stagecoach. I don't know what a
Gatling gun would be useful for in a modern context. You could conceal, carry it to go to the
Walgreens and pick up your prescription. It's a dangerous world. Put a pistol brace on a Gatling
gun. So the Gatling gun was pretty good at what it did for the time, right? Like if you're in a
world where there's not even a whole lot of semi automatic weapons and some other fuckers got a
Gatling gun, that can be a pretty potent tool. It has its uses. But it is not, we would not call it
today a good weapon. It's very heavy. It's not easy to use. It is extremely prone to failure. And
they're very hard to mass produce due in part to the fact that it's got a shitload of barrels,
right? And because it has a shitload of barrels, it's much easier. It's actually much easier for
a gun with a shitload of barrels to get way too hot than the gun that Maxim makes. Maxim's gun has
one barrel, but it's water cool. There's a big jacket around it that they fill with. I think
it's like a gallon of water. And it turns out that's a much better way to stop a barrel from
melting as quickly than just having like eight barrels on a rotating gun. So Maxim's gun is
like, it's like going from, it's like everybody had a go cart and he pulls up in like a Toyota
Hilux. Like it's just so much better than what it existed before. One of the things that's
probably important to know is that Gatling guns, most of them at about 200 rounds a minute was
the rate of fire, which seemed huge for the day. The Maxim gun could fire 600 rounds a minute.
And that's like the first version. It actually gets a lot faster. I think they get up to like
1,000 rounds a minute. But it just blows every other machine type gun that exists at the time.
And there's a number, there's like volley guns. People have all sorts of different ways. They
tried to make a weapon that could suppress people by shooting a bunch of bullets. Maxim's is just
like, there's not even a comparison to what came before. Yeah. And then when you said like with
the water cooling properly set up in a position when you have a water tank to the left or right
of it with a hose going into it, it evaporates and the evaporative water from the heat of the
machine gun goes back into a condenser and you can actually keep a maximum machine gun firing
essentially in perpetuity. Yeah. As long as there's bullets, like keep it going. If you've got bullets
in water, you can keep shooting. Yeah. Which come World War One. That's exactly what will happen.
Yeah. It's a remarkable device. Now, Maxim immediately dubbed his new weapon once they
had tested it out, a daisy. And he's set to work putting it in front of representatives of several
European governments. He starts trying to sell this to anyone who will buy it. The British
are very impressed by this and they give Maxim his first order. So he founds the Maxim machine gun
company in London. But after this first big get, he has this like really impressive start,
but then no one else has interested in the thing, right? Like he just can't find buyers.
There's a number of reasons we'll talk about for this. Part of it is because Maxim winds up in a
conflict with Bastard's Pod alumni, Basil Zaharoff, who was kind of like one of the dudes who invents
the military industrial complex. Basil is an arms dealer at this point and he initially
dedicates himself to stamping out the Maxim gun because it's bad for his profits. I'm going to
read a quote from American Heritage Magazine here. Maxim soon found that it was one thing to
build a machine gun and quite another to sell it. When he tried to peddle his weapon to the
European powers, he discovered they preferred the Nordenfelt machine gun. Even by the standards
of the 1880s, the Nordenfelt was primitive, but its makers had one great commercial advantage,
Basil Zaharoff, a mysterious East European who was the best armed salesman in the world,
suave, persuasive, and utterly ruthless. Zaharoff's shadowed Maxim around Europe,
telling would-be buyers that the superb new weapon was the work of a Yankee philosophical
instrument maker who painstakingly made each gun to measurements of the utmost accuracy.
One hundredth part of a millimeter here or there and it will not work. Do you expect you could get
an army of Boston philosophical instrument makers to work them? So that's Zaharoff's like tactic.
He's not saying it's a bad gun. He's being like, well, it's too good a gun. You can't train your
like these bumfuck infantrymen you have to actually operate this thing. Like it's way too smart for
them. They're going to break it. Which is a smart way. Like anyone who sees it knows it's a good
gun. So that's how you convince them it's a bad thing to buy. When Malifluous lying failed, Zaharoff
bribed officials to buy the Nordenfelt. When bribery failed, he sabotaged Maxim's guns on the
eve of their demonstration. Finally, Maxim merged with the Nordenfelt company. But even with the
indefatigable Zaharoff now on his side, he found the going rough. Many countries were suspicious
of the revolutionary weapon. And others simply didn't care. One Turkish official waved Maxim
aside saying, invent a new vice for us and we will receive you with open arms. That is what we want.
And you do find that line in his autobiography, whether or not it's apocryphal, I don't know,
but he was really ahead of the game. No one people couldn't. He was envisioning something
that these people couldn't comprehend you. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a lot of resistance. He tries
to sell this to the United States and the war department doesn't want the thing. We think it's
seen as unworthy by military standards. And there's this, you see this again when there starts to be
this move to like give infantrymen semi-automatic and automatic weapons where it's like,
they're just going to waste the ammo. Like this isn't going to help anything out. They're just
going to like ruin our supply lines and run through bullets too quickly. There's this,
you know, these old kind of like military brass types don't really see how much this is going
to change the nature of conflict. There are some guys who do, but the people who are making
purchasing decisions in the United States are like, absolutely not. We don't want these fucking
things, which is, man, it says a lot that Americans are turning down a gun like this
about like just how stuck in their ways they are. Somebody like, yeah. And perhaps the machine
done would have remained a curiosity, something large mustache general scoffed at as they drank
brandy in their war tents before ordering bayonet charges. But the British were more far-sighted
than most. Not all of them. There's a lot of resistance in the British military towards
adopting the Maxim gun. But there are guys who see the use that this thing is going to have
not to fight European wars, but to help them police their enormous colonial empire. Because
the British at this point control more of the world than damn near anyone has ever controlled.
And there's not a lot of fucking British people, right? They don't have all that many soldiers.
You know, many, you know, many more boars per minute you can kill with a machine gun.
Yeah. Yeah. A lot. Seriously. Yeah.
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the British, some guys in the British Army see the Max and Ben is like, well, this is a thing that
could actually help us deal with the manpower shortages we have. And the fact that like this,
the scramble for Africa is happening in this period, they've massively expanded their holdings.
And this is also a period where kind of early on in the European occupation,
they have this shock and awe thing because their weaponry is a lot better than what's available
on the continent to the indigenous people. That's starting to change by the late 1800s.
Indigenous resistance in Africa in this period isn't mostly like dudes with, you know, the very
like kind of stereotypical images of guys with like shields and spears charging volleys of gunfire.
It's insurgents with rifles like they have rifles now and their resistance is starting to get a lot
more effective. So while European weaponry had initially represented a titanic advantage,
that started to turn in this period. Africans have a lot more access to guns and enough time has passed
that different groups have developed an understanding of European combat tactics and how to disrupt
and counter them. This came to a head with the modest uprising, like the Madi, the Islamic sort of
yeah, messianic figure. The Madi is like the Islamic messianic, messianic is the word I was
looking for, it's the Islamic messianic figure. So there's this guy calls himself the Madi,
there's a big uprising in like northeast Africa against the British, like in the Sudan and
everywhere. And it doesn't go great for the British, they suffer some really significant
reversals. And it leads to like this whole situation gets out of hand enough that one of
their governors, a guy named Iman Pasha, gets surrounded and sieged by this massive,
fairly well-equipped army of modest warriors. Now, despite the British army's purchase of a
number of Maxim guns, many generals still preferred the Gatling gun. Others considered it, and this
is a direct quote from a British general unsporting. So there's this attitude that like, it's not
sporting to have a machine gun, which it is not, they're not incorrect. Colonialism is sporting,
but killing too many of them with an automatic weapon is unsporting. So you have to at least
give them some illusion of chance, right? Yeah, yeah. And in 1886, Sir Henry Morton Stanley,
who we have talked about a lot on this show, is sent to relieve and rescue Iman Pasha from the
Mottiesmen. Now this relief effort is kind of a mess, but he's sent with a prototype of the Maxim
gun. And this is like the first time it's really used in colonial combat, mostly in like protecting
his forces as they retreat. And it works great. Like if you are trying to run away while outnumbered,
having a Maxim gun at your back is a pretty, pretty sweet thing to fucking have. So folks
start to take notice within the British military brass that like, well, this things, this could
solve a lot of problems for us. And the battle leads to more widespread adoption of the Maxim
gun by the Brits. In 1893, all of this comes to a head in what is now Zimbabwe at the Battle of
Shangani. Now this was the most decisive battle of the first Matabele war. And we talk about this
a bit during our Cecil Rhodes episodes. But the battle of Shangani is a fight between or the
the Matabele war is a fight between the forces of the British South Africa company. So these are
British soldiers, but they're soldiers of a corporation that's also kind of a government
in its own, right? We talk about this in the most evil corporation in the world episodes. We've
gone over a number of these things. And these guys, these British South Africa soldiers, the
Matabele war is the war that like leads to the establishment of Rhodesia, right? This is like
where we get the Rhodes and stuff from. And a whole lot of problems as a result of that.
It's still having that debate today. Still having that problem. Yeah, still, still an uncomfortable
number of Facebook ads selling me Rhodesian camouflage gear. It is a nice pattern. So, yeah.
Oh, yeah, nothing against their aesthetics going out and fighting in that camo with your
short shorts looked pretty cool. But what they were actually doing wasn't all that cool.
No, it was not cool. But yeah, so the leader of the Matabele, a guy named Robin Gula has
20,000 riflemen and the Matabele were competent strategists and pretty well organized and disciplined
at Shangani 3000 of their best men surrounded a force of 700 British soldiers. Now, in an earlier
period, this probably would have been a massacre or at the very least a hard fought and brutal
retreat for the British. But on this day, the forces of the South Africa company had the maxim
gun and the Matabele had not in the slaughter that followed more than 1500 Matabele are killed
largely by the four maximum guns the British brought to bear on their forces.
Four British soldiers died. Nothing like this had ever been seen in colonial warfare,
like a kill ratio like this. It was it was unthinkable as a disaster for the Matabele.
Their leader commits suicide on the battlefield. Several other warriors hang themselves during
the retreat. It is a calamity for them. And it is it's like it's a shock around the world because
this is the first time that you see what a machine gun can do. And obviously 1500 to four,
it's a pretty stark lesson here. Yeah, real shades of 1914 there. Yeah, yeah, exactly. This is
I mean, a number of the men killing the Matabele that day would probably die go on to get killed
by machine guns on the Western Front. So it was very impactful back home. Shangani, the battle
is an instant hit back in England. There's breathless nudge coverage. There's all these lurid
illustrations of like British soldiers heroically surrounded fighting off hordes of barbarians.
And this is compounded a week later when a force of 6000 Matabele attack Bimbezi and are again
massacred by mass fire from Maxim's gun. 2500 warriors die in this battle. And Matabele resistance
crumbles after this, bringing the whole world Rhodesia. And these are just like these are
nightmare battles. Like if you actually think about what it means to mow down 2500 men with
machine guns, it's horrific. But that's not the picture that the British people, like the people
back home are actually getting of these battles, which is we're going to talk about in a bit.
But the impact of this gun on the colonization of Africa is enough on its own that Maxim would get
a place in behind the bastards. His gun makes the largest and most terrible era of European
domination in Africa possible, right? The actual like the real like the scramble for Africa and
the real complete lockdown of the continent by Europeans, I don't think happens without the
Maxim gun. It's absolutely necessary in a lot of the atrocities that comes next. And without
Maxim, there is certainly no Rhodesia. And we could go on for a long time about the horrors and
lingering consequences of that pariah state. The centrality of the Maxim gun to colonial
military strategy was immortalized by the writer Hilaire Belak in a line uttered by one of his
characters. Whatever happens, we have got the Maxim gun and they have not. Now, that's a quote
I think a lot of people have heard, especially if you've listened to Dan Carlin's wonderful series
on World War One. But it actually it's very meaningful for how soldiers thought about the
Maxim gun. That's not how civilians thought about the Maxim gun. And the actual the influence of
the Maxim gun on the culture of colonizing nations is a lot more insidious than you might think.
Now, I want to show you a popular picture of the Battle of Shangani illustrated by artist Richard
Woodville, Jr. So if you can you drop that into the chat. This is really interesting and not something
I really had thought about because I had assumed when I read it, I'd read about this battle a few
times. I thought I assumed the people back home knew, oh, we had a machine gun. And so we were
able to kill a shitload of people. And that's why we didn't have so many warriors die. That's not
what a lot of British people know. They just know four of our guys died for 1500 of theirs
because we're such good fighters, right? Like, that's that's the lesson that they take. And it's
a lesson that is, um, it's, uh, it's put forward in a lot of these colonial paintings and illustrations
and this, this, this illustration I'm showing you right now, there's like a bunch of British soldiers
and like cowboy style hats on a wagon train and they've got like rifles in hand and there's,
there's natives charging at them at very close range, getting gun down. There's dead horses,
wounded British soldiers. And it looks like it's happening at very close range and it's this like
desperate struggle, right? That's fascinating because as, as, as, as, as is noted, there's not a
maximum here in sight. It really looks this, this, this artwork is the typical authoritarian style
artwork at which it shows the, the massive fighting capabilities and brilliance of our heroic men
fighting off at this last stand and their, their capabilities made it four to what 1500 you said.
Yeah. But the reality is we didn't want to give, uh, the citizens the reality that we were just
massacring essentially defenseless people with improved technology. Yes. And it is, it is really
important to note, like you said, there's not a maximum gun visible in this. Every, it's, it's
men with rifles, right? That's, that's really worth noting. Um, so the fact that this picture
excludes the maximum gun to present an unrealistic picture of the battle is not an isolated event.
In fact, historians have studied and written extensively, um, about how comprehensively the
maximum gun, arguably the most essential tool for this phase of colonialism was excised from the
British popular imagination. And I'm going to quote now from a write up by Raimi Myse of the
Rutgers art review graduate journal, quote, these brutal imperial campaigns were subsequently
met with a mountain of printed pictures in order to satiate the interests of an eager British public.
Few artists contributed as prolifically as Richard Caten Woodville, Jr. To the wealth of war imagery
that colored the widely circulated illustrated newspapers, a self-professed special war artist
of the 1880s and 1890s, albeit one who had never personally experienced battle, Woodville submitted
thousands of drawings to a wide variety of publications covering almost every imperial
crusade. His illustrations, prints and oil paintings incorporated the accepted motifs of
high Victorian military art, such as the belief in great men and military heroes, the depiction of
war is an inspiring adventure filled with noble sacrifice and a compositional focus on hand-to-hand
combat and glorious cavalry charges, fraught with soldiers courageously lunging and thrusting with
swords and bayonets. However, almost never does the machine gun upon which the majority of these
colonial victories were wholly dependent make an appearance. So from the 1890s, up to the early
1900s, colonial victories against what seemed like long odds were celebrated in the news and
popular nonfiction with stories of heroism next to full color illustration of small bands of
Englishmen surrounded fighting back-to-back against hordes of enemies. The maximum gun
isn't in almost any of these pictures. It virtually does not appear in British popular
illustrations of war in this period. Meanwhile, the individual man with a rifle is nearly worshiped
and there grows to be an increasing connection between the very idea of manhood and the rifle.
As F. Norrie's Connell wrote in his 1899 book, How Soldiers Fight,
Apart from his physique, the Britisher has no particular qualification as a cavalier and he
lacks the quick intelligence of the born artillerymen, but give him a rifle and a bayonet and let him
have two years training to make a man of him and yet two more to remind him that he cannot be one
without the other. You see what he's saying there? You need all this training not just to teach you
how to use a rifle and to make you into a man, but to remind you that you're not a man without a
rifle. Like that's... This is masterful propaganda and a lot of the history work I do within range.
I find what is so interesting to me isn't that the narrative itself that's painted
and frequently the narratives are lies or even if they're not lies, what's most interesting is the
things or are the things that are intentionally left out that paint the picture they want and
this is a great example of that. It's not what they say, it's what they don't say that frequently
makes the narrative. Yeah, and it's... Remind me to talk about how that kind of referred...
I think what might be about to be the modern version of this with modern weaponry because
there's a conversation there, but in his paper, Raimi Meis cites this guy's quote and makes what
I think is an extremely astute observation. Quote, in this estimation, the firearm is not simply an
ancillary tool, but rather a constitutive agent in the making of the modern male soldier.
Woodville's pictures, when examined through this lens, demonstrate that the machine gun's usage
and physical mechanisms both analogize and reinscribe the volatile nature of constructions
of masculinity at the turn of the century. In other words, the act of being a man with a
rifle is seen as the ideal of manhood, but the reality, which is that individual riflemen matter
very little next to the presence of a maximum gun, that's hidden. Raimi goes on to write,
the effectiveness of the gun was impervious to mass casualties. As long as one man survived to aim
a functional gun, the odds remained in his favor. Manpower was rendered almost irrelevant and the
gun reigned supreme. As such, the machine gun was a vitally useful tool in the colonization of Africa
and, as John Ellis chillingly pronounces, time and time again automatic fire enabled small groups
of settlers or soldiers to stamp out any indigenous resistance to their activities
and to extend their writ over vast areas of the African continent. Yet also, according to Ellis,
in England and other countries, machine guns remained hidden until the very outbreak of World
War I. As previously mentioned, this is certainly corroborated by the machine gun's absence in
popular war imagery and news coverage. What might be the underlying reasons for such reluctance
on the part of the army and special war artists to acknowledge the machine gun's influence in
their campaigns? For one, to quote Ellis once more, where was the glory? Where was the vicarious
excitement for the reader's back home if one told the truth about the totally superior firepower?
One couldn't pin a metal on a weapon. The machine gun refuted the need for almost all forms of
traditional Victorian military heroics, direct combat, cavalry charges, and the traditional
British infantry square. As Ellis observes, Europeans, particularly the British, were too
concerned with trumpeting the virtues of their small squares of heroes to admit that much of the
credit for these sickeningly total victories should go to the machine guns. I don't want to get ahead
of the discussion here, but this makes me think right off the bat about the machine gun or using
these weapons against the indigenous people. Not that different than someone sitting at a computer
launching drone strikes. Yeah, that's one of the things I want to talk about. Another of them would
be the wire guided missile, which is almost invisible in American popular depictions of combat,
but is the most important weapon system in a lot of the different conflicts that we're involved in
right now. And I have some friends who are deep, like one of the things they're concerned about
is that, well, if you look at a lot of our near peer adversaries, one of the things that they're
doing is they're putting a lot of wire guided missiles on small transports, little armored
vehicles and stuff like that, even on technicals. And the United States, which is very dependent
on large armored vehicles like MRAPs, does not do that to nearly so much of an extent. And these
huge vehicles that we've built in order to render our troops effectively invulnerable to roadside
bombs and all forms of incoming fire, you very almost can't shoot one of those things to pieces
unless you've got like a fucking Milan or some other kind of wider guided missile, in which case,
it's just a big tomb. And it's one of those things I can remember sitting in the fucking dust
in Mosul with a couple of little Iraqi kids drinking water and like watching these massive
MRAPs drove by. Those are the only times I ever saw Americans that weren't journalists out in Mosul.
You never saw them in person. They were in these Titanic and vulnerable vehicles. And
those things are more or less invulnerable when you're fighting somebody whose best anti-armor
weapon is a homemade RPG or something they may have stolen from the Iraqi armory. But they're
going to be increasingly useless in a world that has so many more of these weapons in part because
we've just been shot getting them all over the goddamn place. Like that's the big thing we gave
the Kurds a shitload and we've given them all over the place because it's an easy weapon system to
give your allies to enable them to take out any kind of armored vehicle effectively.
And the fact that it makes no presence in American popular imagination and is the kind of thing that
I think could be completely disruptive to U.S. battle doctrine is something that is is is going
to be a thing at some point like. But you know what else is completely disruptive to U.S. battle
doctrine? Social media. Well, yeah. That might take a hit. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter could be a real
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do you ever play any Warhammer when you were a kid, Carl? Actually, I didn't. I mean, I'm
really familiar with the aesthetic. But no, I never played it myself. It struck me as I was
looking through all these old paintings of like British military victories in Africa, like, oh,
that's what all of the old Warhammer artists based on. Because obviously those are kids all
grew up in like British public schools and saw a million of these a circle of men surrounded by
a horde of enemies like that sort of thing. Like, a lot of them are the same pictures.
Yeah, it's interesting when you find those connections like that, the things that the
echoes of things from the past that then manifest themselves in ways in the future,
even something as simple as science fiction art. Yeah, I always find that fascinating.
Yeah, it's really interesting to me. And I'm sure there's more to be I'm sure somebody
who wanted to could write a very interesting paper on that. But yeah, so the point that
my is the author of this paper is making is crucial to a number of the historical events
that come next after kind of the scramble for Africa, the supposed fearlessness of colonial
soldiers against tremendous numerical odds was made entirely possible by machine guns.
But the massive popular imagination around these events led to widespread attitudes in
Victorian England and beyond that the truest way to become a real man was to go and see war.
And it was a pretty safe bet because since you've got the fucking maximum gun,
you'll probably survive. And you'll you'll come back with this story or whatever. And you
continue this this kind of legend of what these fights are like, because you don't want to tell
people, well, we just kind of pulled the trigger on a maximum gun until there weren't people left.
Victorian scholar Angus McLaren notes to be a man required effort and labor that was not
required of a woman. One did not go to female by force to will her to be a woman. She was born one.
And my's goes on to include the machine gun, however, negated most of these characteristics
of manhood. Indeed, it obstructed any opportunity for legitimate confrontation when used against
poorly armed opponents and rendered obsolete qualities like strength and skill in hand to
hand combat. So the British and other colonizing nations are increasingly glorifying this idea
of the colonial soldier of the man willing to fight for his empire of the value of like physical
courage and like being willing to get stuck into a fight. And also obscuring the fact that
none of those qualities matter anymore, because machine guns exist. We see this echo again in
Rhodesia when there's Logan was being man amongst men. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's this,
it's this very false idea of the nature of conflict in order to in this period,
it's less of a con because most of the men who joined the army in this period like that you go
over get shipped to Africa. Yeah, you'll probably make it back. You're not likely to face serious
threat because you've got this weapon. Once the machine guns get turned on each other, you know,
it's a different, it's a different thing. And of course, the reality is that Maxim's gun
had rendered courage skill and toughness completely meaningless. Nothing matters when
you're standing in front of a machine gun, but that there's a man behind that machine gun.
But an entire generation of British and European manhood was raised on fantasies about what war
was going to mean in the 21st century. Here, a Maxim got unfathomably rich, selling governments
the instruments by which this generation would be slaughtered en masse. By the end of the 1800s,
all the nations of Europe were going gag off for Maxim's gun. He sold it to the Germans as the MGO
nine to the British as the vickers. And as his weapon flew off the proverbial shelves, he made
regular improvements and upgrades to increase its reliability and killing power. He developed his
own smokeless powder alongside his brother Hudson, which made the weapon much easier to use in mass
confrontations between two proper armies. This is the last big development that makes it effective
for European conflict because the first version of the Maxim gun, there's the kind of smoke that
it makes is so distinctive that you can target it with artillery very easily. The new smokeless
powder makes it a lot harder to see and thus harder to like just blow up the machine guns
when you find them with, you know, field guns or whatnot. Maxim was overjoyed to sell his weapon
to multiple sides in the same war. This happened first in 1905, when both the Russians and Japanese
went to battle with his guns. If any of these powers were irritated at Maxim, they wanted his
weapon badly enough to keep their mouths shut. The Queen of England made him a British citizen
in 1900, which he was happy to accept. He had never quite forgiven the United States for refusing
to buy his weapon. Most of the rest of Maxim's life was, in fact, a process of him using his fame
and wealth to harp on slights and grudges. His autobiography was largely a canvas for him to
lay out petty irritations against other inventors. He even fell out with his brother Hudson, jealous
that Hudson had an equal faculty for invention. At one point, Huram hired a private detective to
stalk his brother and sabotage his work. Hudson would later claim, he told me one time that if
the telescope hadn't been invented, he would have invented it, and I think he never felt
kindly towards Galileo for having got ahead of him. That's very offended by the fact that other
people make things. So yeah, bit of a dick. Hudson responded to his brother's provocation
by tracking down Helen Layton, a teenage girl that Huram had tricked into marrying him while he
was already married to someone else. Maxim was charged with bigamy. Although he was acquitted,
the charges ensured that he was the subject of mockery and whispered discussion for the rest
of his life. By the time he was an old man, Huram was completely deaf from years of weapons testing
without hearing protection. He also suffered bronchitis for the last 16 years of his life,
which was probably had something to do with, you know, all of the gunpowder and explosions and
stuff he hung out around or whatever chemicals he was snoring every day. Good God only knows what
kind of shit he was inhaling, you know? Yeah. And that actually led to his last really significant
invention, which was an inhaler to basically help with like asthma and the like. He called it the
pipe of peace, his design, because you couldn't spray with the kind of force that you can today.
It was like a long glass tube where you would kind of like a crack pipe heat a thing in a
glass bulb and then inhale it to the back of the throat, which was it was it was a big improvement
over similar kinds of devices that had existed before. He filled his with menthol and evergreen
mixed with water, and he believes this is the first time that menthol was ever used for this
account to like actually decongest and soothe the throat. He's the first person to use menthol
for that purpose. He claims, I don't, I haven't found any arguments against that. I'm sure it was
used in some sort of indigenous medicine before he came across it, but he's certainly the first
person to like do this and market it. And these are very popular. His inhalers, he sells hundreds
of thousands of these. And it's funny because like this is actually a really significant
invention. It's a major device within kind of the line of descendant of the asthma inhaler and
stuff like it's a very meaningful development for like human health that he contributes to here.
But a lot of people make fun of him for it. They call it like a quack remedy and attack him for it
in a way that he never had been before in his career. And so in his 1915 autobiography,
Maxim wrote, quote, it will be seen that it is a very creditable thing to invent a killing machine
and nothing less than a disgrace to invent an apparatus to prevent human suffering.
He ain't wrong. That's what people like, right? No, seriously. This is so interesting. This guy
was all over the board. I mean, from not being associated with the light bulb to making one of
the worst in terms of effective killing machines on the battlefield to something that actually
legitimately was a medical health device. I mean, that's wild. Yeah, it is. I mean, you could
curling iron. Don't forget. Oh, curling iron is obviously a curling as well. Yeah. You're not
wrong here. Maxim lived long enough to see his weapon reach its apotheosis during the outbreak
of the First World War. He died in the winter of 1916, most of the way through the Battle of the
Somme. By that point in the war, more than 750,000 British soldiers had been killed. The majority
of these deaths by some accounts like two thirds were the result of German machine guns. In one
day at the Somme, more than 20,000 British boys were cut down by machine gunfire. So he lives to
see it. And in the days before his death, there's no evidence that he was actually troubled by this
at all. According to the website, American Heritage, quote, he had other concerns in his last years.
He had rented a front room at the top of a building in a London business district,
and there he spent hours blowing black beans out of a pea shooter at a Salvation Army band
that regularly played across the street. This raises such interesting questions about like,
it raises such interesting questions because technology is going to advance whether you're
the person doing it or not. Sure. If it wasn't maximum, there was going to be another machine
gun, right? And so I'm not justifying at the same time the question is, if it wasn't maximum,
it was someone else. So I bet you that was pretty much where he was putting his mindset at that
point. You have to, right? Especially when you're hearing like, oh, I made a thing and 20,000 kids
died in a day because of it. Like, yeah, of course you, and you're not like, obviously,
other people were working on this, someone would have made a machine gun. I think you could argue
that like, yeah, but maybe he was so smart, maybe it would have taken another 10 years. And maybe
that means colonialism in Africa never really gets to the same point or like, we can do what ifs
all the day, live long day. Obviously, I tend to be more trends and forces than great man. And it
like, someone would have developed this, right? There would have been machine guns mowing down
a generation of European youth in World War One with or without here a maximum. Maybe the guns
wouldn't have worked as well. Maybe it would have taken longer. You know, these are all the things
that can be debated on. Wooden, he was predominantly done with single shot trapdoor rifles, right?
Absolutely. Yeah. So, obviously, it's one of those things. It's probable. I think it's either
kind of between him or Krupp, because field artillery also kills an astronomical number of
people. Probably, but probably him or Krupp that you would say is like the weapon inventor whose
invention killed the most people, both directly and like, every other machine gun that exists
up to the modern day is in some way descended from the maximum gun, right? Like, even if it's
just ascended and that machine guns have a place in every military as a result of the
success of the maximum guns, the same with like Krupp's artillery, right? Like, it's all
descended. That said, if Krupp hadn't figured out how to make cannons better than the big
old brass Napoleonic ones, someone was going to, right? Like, these are all worth talking about.
Yeah. That's one of the interesting questions that always pops up with the work I do,
especially with firearms, and it applies to this, which is, I intrinsically come from the idea
that technology is going to happen regardless, and that the question isn't, shooter should not
technology exist? I mean, there's a lot of things in this world I wish didn't exist. It'd be nice
to live in a world without water, cold, belt-filled machine guns and nuclear weapons. But the reality
is they do, and the problem isn't necessarily that technology is what we as humans do with it.
Yeah. And I think that's where the degree to which he's more morally culpable is the,
yeah, of course, I'll sell to both sides, and everyone should have this thing. I want to get
this out there as much as is fucking possible. And then, to be honest, though, like the greatest
evil done as a result of the maximum gun is, I think what we talked about in the middle of the
episode, the hiding it from the populaces of the nations using it until it couldn't be hidden
anymore. That's, and that's not on maximum. That's just, there's a lot of blame to go around there,
and it's a really fascinating thing to think about. And that's the thing that didn't have to
happen, right? Someone was going to make a machine gun. It wasn't inevitable that the machine gun
would be hidden from the people paying for it to be used on other folks. That wasn't inevitable.
Makes you wonder what we're not aware of right now. Yeah. Well, yeah. We can talk about a number
of different weapon systems, yeah. Or other things for that matter, right? Yeah. Yeah. But
yep. That's the story of Hera Maxim, Carl. That's pretty amazing. I mean, obviously,
I'm very familiar with the weapon and what it was used for in World War I. I was not as familiar
with its use in the colonial efforts, which is particularly fascinating. Like I said earlier,
the, what's, what's a masterful propaganda is less about what people talk about, but what they
leave out of the narrative. And that in this instance, painted a very dismal picture. Like you
said, there's no honor in going to be a soldier for the British Empire and then pushing a button
and slaughtering 1,500 people defenselessly. Yeah. There's no honor in that. Even that's not sporting,
as they would say, right? Yeah. And, but at the same time, they definitely wanted people to feel
as though that, that honor was to be in that, in that empire and to further the empire's goals,
the amount of people murdered in the process, totally irrelevant. Yeah. And it is this thing where
war becomes very unsporting. And that's, that's a big part of like the first year,
particularly of World War I, is all of these, these gallant French soldiers and their colorful
pants and these, you know, legions of German 16 year old boys at the slaughter of the Hitler's
first big battle, if I'm not mistaken. All of these young men who learned very quickly that
there's nothing sporting about war any longer, if indeed there ever was. An interesting read in
that regard. If you ever read a Manfred von Richthoff and the Red Baron's autobiography,
he talks about being in the first cavalry charges of the war and very quickly being someone of
Prussian descent and the ability to do something different. He decides, wow, this isn't what I
thought it was going to be. I'm going to go join the air service, right? But it's a real
interesting, the first couple chapters of his autobiography are very much about this is what
I thought I was going to see and this is what I actually saw. Yeah. And it's a lot of people were
shocked. I think when they ran into that first fuselage of fully automatic fire. It's, it's
remarkable. And in terms of like, how recent a lot of this was, I interviewed a man once who had,
he was 14 when World War ended and in the Hitler Youth, he was a German man.
His grandfather was a Prussian cavalryman who had fought in the War of 1870 and charged
men on horseback with a sword. And I like, I shook hands with this man who had shaken hands
with a man who fought on horseback with a saber like that. It's not that far ago. It's not that
long ago that like that was war. And it was Maxim's gun that had a major role in why that seems like
the fucking medieval days now. Yeah. That in the aircraft, right? Those are the two that to me right
off the bat changed everything so much that the world was completely unrecognizable within, say,
two years. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's really, it's something else. Well, Carl, we've got more to
talk about another, another guy who made a gun and also a guy who we don't have to do the whole,
well, someone would have made it thing because absolutely no other fucking person would have
made the kind of weapons this dude was obsessed with making. All right. He's a beautiful maniac.
We will be talking about him in part two. But for right now, Carl, do you have any
pluggables to plug? I mean, just my normal thing. I run in range TV. You can find my content. You
can find all my different distribution points at in range.tv. I'm sometimes referred to as an
alternative voice in the firearms content creator community in that I'm actually try to be inclusive
and believe that rights are for everyone up for a specific category of people. And that makes
you controversial in the firearms community. But if that's your bag, come check me out at
in range.tv. Definitely check Carl out at in range TV. And, um, you know, get yourself a
Gatling gun. There's nothing stopping you. I don't know. I don't know. I was feeling,
I mean, if you're feeling a little colonial, you went on a maximum, right? Or if you're
feeling like world domination, maybe some sort of tactical nuke, I mean, probably available
in the market now, right? I mean, fingers crossed that that would really make me feel a lot safer
when I go out to Fred Meyer to do my grocery shopping. Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, a minute
man or two, just a couple of minutes, you know, like a derringer with them. What's more viable
than a personal spouse defense item, except like a little tiny tactical nuke on your belt.
Look, if everybody had a tiny tactical nuke, we would no longer have fistfights.
Hey, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke. That's right.
That's right. Uh, that, well, that was the story of the cold war. It was.
All right. Well, that's all for part one, part two electric boogaloo coming up.
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