Behind the Bastards - Part One: Robert Baden-Powell: Founder Of The Boy Scouts
Episode Date: November 2, 2021Robert is joined by Matt Lieb to discuss Robert Baden-Powell, the founder of the Boy Scouts of America.FOOTNOTES: https://time.com/longform/boy-scouts-sex-abuse/ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...s/2018-12-19/bankruptcy-on-the-table-as-boy-scouts-confront-sex-abuse-claims https://archive.md/1livE#selection-2825.0-2829.173 https://archive.md/ePU2Q#selection-2483.0-2537.46 https://documents.latimes.com/arthur-w-humphries/ https://web.archive.org/web/20210304192148/https://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-scouts-leaders-2-20121231-story.html https://archive.md/ExPOA#selection-3545.0-3522.30 https://archive.md/w4Ij7#selection-2241.47-2265.90 https://abcnews.go.com/US/12000-boy-scout-members-victims-sexual-abuse-expert/story?id=62573567 https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/boy-scouts-lobby-in-states-to-stem-the-flow-of-child-abuse-lawsuits/2018/05/08/0eee0a44-47d8-11e8-827e-190efaf1f1ee_story.html https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54971579 https://www.sgtlaw.com/case/ex-boy-scout-awarded-more-than-12-million-in-sex-abuse-case-following-jury-trial/ http://exitinterview.biz/essays/bl_noped/index.htm :https://www.jstor.org/stable/25475829 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/8403956.stmrober https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-dorset-53007902 https://indiancountrytoday.com/news/boy-scouts-have-been-one-of-the-worst-culprits-of-cultural-appropriation https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/may/16/historybooks.books https://www.irishtimes.com/news/a-man-and-his-manual-1.1151580 https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2004/06/young-men-in-shorts/302962/ http://scoutguidehistoricalsociety.com/setonfeud.htm https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/01/christopher-hitchens-on-the-mildly-fascist-founder-of-the-boy-scouts/272683/ https://www.policeprostitutionandpolitics.com/pdfs_all/CHILD%20MOLESTATION%20PORNOGRAPHY%20TEACHERS%20ETC/Catholic%20Church%20Other%20Clergy%20%20and%20Boy%20Scout%20Sex%20Scandals/Scout's%20Honor.pdf Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm recording.
Test, test, print all of this, Chris, all of this.
I just want to say, I'm so sorry, Matt's topic is...
We've already introduced the show.
It started, but this is behind the bastards.
We have a dark one today.
We have a bad one today.
I'm Robert Evans, Matt Leib, my guest.
Matt, how are you doing today?
I was doing well until you guys started talking real ominous about what the subject matter was.
Matt, you are going to be a very unhappy person.
Oh, fun. I love it.
Let's do this for three hours.
Yeah, that's about right, Matt.
So let me start this with a simple, humble question, Matt.
A very simple question.
How do you feel about the Boy Scouts of America?
Oh, fuck.
I have very... I don't have feelings one way or the other because I never did it.
No, you weren't.
Yeah, I know people who did... There was like a Jew Scouts, but they were...
That's a funny name for something to be.
Yeah, yeah.
And I knew some people who were like Cub Scouts and Eagle Scouts and stuff like that,
but I never was in that club, so I feel excluded.
That's how I feel about it.
As a kid, I wanted to be a part of it.
Why couldn't you?
I think because you have to apply and stuff and then you got to tell your dad and he's got to not be...
He's got to be in a good mood and...
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah.
So I never got a chance to do it.
So I missed out.
I mean, so this is going to be a weird one for me because I was in the Boy Scouts for years and years and years.
And I loved it. I had a really good time.
I learned a lot of the first lessons I learned about like woodcraft and like hiking,
and I had a lot of really... It went on like a 20-mile rifer rafting trip on the Brazos for days
and did some like primitive kind of...
You have the contents of a matchbox and a pocket knife and you have to go for two days or whatever.
And really cool shit.
Had some great experiences.
I personally have nothing but positive memories of the Boy Scouts of America and my time in them.
End of podcast. Thank you for listening.
So it's fucked up.
I played my very first games of Dungeons & Dragons.
I played it like Cub Scouts, Camp Outs, which was like a huge part of my life.
Yeah, it's weird.
I can confidently say my life would have been very different if I had not been a Boy Scout
and I can also confidently say that that is true of it 100,000 or so other boys for a much worse reason.
Because as we're going to discuss, the Boy Scouts of America, despite my...
And I'm sure a number of people listening can think back to positive experiences they had in the BSA.
I know my dad can. He was an Eagle Scout.
I know a lot of people who felt very fondly about their time in the Scouts.
But despite all of that, the Boy Scouts from the beginning is an organization that was poisoned
in a fundamentally inescapable way.
And that poison led to its evolution into an organization that facilitated the rape and molestation
of a city's worth of young boys.
This is a dark one, my man.
This is a dark one.
Oh, God. I love going in cold.
You're probably really regretting that email you sent me. I would love to come back.
Yeah, I'll be back anytime.
Yeah, motherfucker. You want to come on our show?
I thought we were going to talk about Nazis again.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, yeah. No, I'm excited, man. This sounds like a lot of fun.
You know, it sounds like Boy Scouts, you know, are going to be a great organization to learn more about.
So let's strap in.
Yeah, well, I might not want to say that, given what comes in part two.
But yeah, let's do the episode.
Spoilers up top.
Do you know anything about the founder of the Boy Scouts, or at least the guy most often credited
as founding the Boy Scouts, Robert Baden Powell?
I do not know him. No.
Okay, well, at part one, we're largely going to be talking about the founder of the Boy Scouts.
And then part two, we're going to be talking about all of the rapes and how the organization
facilitated them over a century.
But let's talk about Robert first, the other Robert.
So Robert Baden Powell, his full name at the end of his life,
gives you a pretty clear idea of the kind of social position this guy enjoyed.
When he died, his full title was Lieutenant General Robert Stevenson,
Smythe Baden Powell, first Baron Baden Powell, O-M-G-C-M-G, G-C-V-O, K-C-B, K-S-T-J, D-L,
which are all like different orders and awards and like nightly shit that you...
He was English as fuck.
You could not be more English than this motherfucker.
That's the whole alphabet. That's insane.
He had all these goddamn titles.
Yeah, and he was born high.
He was born to rule, be one of the people who helped run the British Empire.
That was his...
He was born on February 22nd, 1857, in Paddington, London, England.
His father was the Reverend Professor Baden Powell
and his father was a geometry...
Reverend Professor? Both.
Yeah, motherfucking Reverend Professor, even better than Reverend Doctor.
I love that he comes from a line of people who are like,
we must have multiple titles.
Yeah.
Everyone in his family has a thousand fucking titles
and they're all very fancy people.
So his dad, the Reverend Professor,
is a geometry professor at Oxford University
and a priest at the Church of England.
Goddamn.
You know those geometry priests?
You get one degree and then you're like,
I'm going to just throw on a little bit of analogy on top.
Get another hat for my hat.
Yeah.
So his mother was Henrietta Grace Smythe
and she was the oldest daughter of Admiral William Henry Smythe,
who was a famous admiral.
And that's the biggest thing you can be in the British Empire,
is a fucking admiral.
That's the top of cool British shit to be in this period.
They got that navy and people said it was a good one.
Yeah.
So Reverend Professor Baden Powell was an old man
when he married Henrietta Grace Smythe.
She was his third wife and he was, again,
not a young man when he had Robert.
And in fact, Robert's born in 1857 and his dad dies in 1860.
So our Baden Powell never really knows his father.
And this brings to an interesting note.
Professor Robert Baden Powell, the founder of the Boy Scout,
his name is Baden Hyphen Powell, right?
His dad's first name is Baden and his dad's last name is Powell.
His mom's last name is Smythe.
So why is his last name Baden Hyphen Powell?
That's an interesting question.
So when he died, when his dad died,
his mom changed the family last name after his death
to be their father's full name with a hyphen in it
in order to distinguish the children she had had with him
to the kids he'd had in previous marriages.
Oh, damn, so it's just petty shit.
Yeah, it's like petty weird English bullshit.
So yeah, like Baden Powell, you would think with a name like Baden Powell,
oh, his dad was a Baden and his mom was a Powell
and they just did the thing that, you know, fancy people do
when they hyphenate their names.
But no, it's much dumber than that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Robert was raised by his mother.
She was a forceful person and he later recalled that,
quote, the whole secret of my getting on
was in his mother's very powerful personality.
She was described by one writer as
either a great motivator or simply overbearing
depending on who was talking about her.
Since the family had money and the uppercrust British kids
inevitably went away to private schools.
Well, they were public schools, but we call them private schools.
Like a public school in England is like a fancy private school, you know?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, it's weird.
Everything's wrong over there, right?
Yeah, they're driving on the wrong side of the road.
Yeah, fucking English.
Yeah. And Robert spent his youth in a series of fancy all-boys schools.
He was very intelligent and was given to throwing himself
completely into any task set before him.
He particularly pushed himself to succeed at tasks
that were likely to make him popular.
So he became an excellent singer.
He became a skilled sketch artist and an actor
in the school's drama productions.
Yeah, holidays back home.
Yeah, holidays back home were spent on yachting expeditions
with his, again, quite wealthy family.
He first came to the practices of scouting
while he was at school, though.
These are boarding schools.
And the forests near his school,
which occupied an old monastery, were filled with game animals.
And so he would escape from school.
He wasn't supposed to be doing this and hunt
and butcher game meat.
This was like his hobby when he was in school.
With what? Like a knife?
I assume he had a gun or something.
I would hope so.
Like an English shotgun.
Yeah, I really...
That is unclear to me.
It would be badass though.
If it was just knifing deer in the woods.
That's what a scout would do.
That's one of the merit badges I have always assumed.
Stab a fucking deer in the neck.
Just mass murder stags with a single pocket knife.
A gun ain't fair.
Look, the deer's got a knife.
You got a knife.
You got knives in your head.
I got knives on my hand.
It's perfect.
Except with the British accent.
Yeah, with the British accent.
In 1876, he graduated school
and he found himself somewhat adrift
and uncertain of what he wanted to do with his life.
His mother pushed him to join the military
and he quickly fell in love with the adventure
and camaraderie of that life.
He particularly enjoyed spending all of his time
in close proximity with other young men
separated from mainstream British society.
He was an...
Yeah, he's...
He's definitely...
His sexuality is something we'll discuss in a bit.
There's a lot going on here
and a decent amount of it's uncomfortable.
He became an officer
because that's the role men
in his part of English society were born to occupy.
Up in the book, Scouts Honor notes...
So...
Well...
He's kind of a stickler.
Yeah, it sounds like, you know,
perfectly good rules to live your life by, you know?
I mean, so far...
Yeah, he's a good man here.
Like a great dude.
Yeah, kind of a little bit uptight.
You get the sense that he would have been kind of frustrating
if you were a young man in the military.
No, he's not very fun,
but certainly not, you know,
like very distinctly not about
like cavorting and going out
and like drinking and whoring
and doing stuff that soldiers do, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because soldiers are all dirty, dirty bastards.
So...
He first served as a hussar in India,
which is like a mounted soldier.
He was sent to Africa in the 1880s
where he fought as a scout officer against the Zulu
in what is today South Africa.
His courage and competence
earned him repeated commendations.
In 1890, he was promoted to major
and made senior aide to camp to the governor of Malta,
who also happened to be his uncle.
Because again,
that's how everything works in this empire.
There's a lot of nepotism.
He's very good at what he does,
that everyone seems to agree with that.
But he's also,
there's a lot of nepotism that he benefits from.
For the next three years, he did this job
and he also worked part-time as an intelligence officer.
And among other things,
he would like disguise himself as a butterfly collector
so he could travel around to foreign military installations
and bring back intelligence to the British.
He would just show up as like a butterfly guy
and be like, oh, don't worry about it.
Yeah, I'm looking for some butterflies.
What if I check out your cannons?
Yeah, yeah.
Mind if I read these documents?
I'm just gonna,
I'm trying to see if there's butterflies.
And this is the period,
if you read about like the British invasions of Afghanistan
and the great game between the Great Britain and Russia,
which is happening in like this period,
spying at this point,
there's not like intelligence agencies.
It's a bunch of like rich, fancy boys on both sides
who travel around in a fancy together
and they bring back intelligence.
And it's, yeah.
They just go,
it's basically just gossip from like, you know,
the local soiree, yeah.
Yeah.
In 1896, he returned to Africa
and he fought in the Second Matabelli War.
This was a revolt of the indigenous Matabelli people
against the British South Africa Company.
So again,
corporations are running all of these colonies at this time
and the British Empire exists to like enforce their right
to control large chunks of continent.
The Matabelli are like, it's kind of a raw deal for us
and they try to fight back.
And Baden Powell is among the soldiers sent in
to brutally crush them.
This is like three now.
This is three different like colonial like wars
that he's been part of.
He fights in a lot of colonial wars.
He sees a lot of combat and it is all in the name
of furthering the British Empire
and the economic interests of British corporations.
Yeah.
And he understands it this way.
He is an unrepentant imperialist.
Baden Powell had no issue deploying industrial armed might
against a subject people who had starved due in part
to cattle pests brought over by the British colonizers.
This campaign was important to the Boy Scouts for two reasons.
One, it was there that Baden Powell met an American scout
who introduced him to the concept of Woodcraft,
the Stetson Cowboy hat, which becomes an icon of the Boy Scouts
and the Necker Chief,
which is another icon of the Boy Scouts.
He's very impressed by this American scout
and he adopts a lot of these aspects of his dress
which later become things that the Boy Scouts do.
Yeah.
Secondly, this is where Lord Baden Powell committed
his first war crime or at least the first war crime
we have documentation of.
The gist of it was that there was an indigenous
Matabelli chief named Uwini.
He was thought to be a major inspiration
for the uprising and was accused of murdering white settlers.
We might say that those white settlers were trying to steal
land and the ability to produce food from indigenous people
and they fought back.
Right, yeah.
In a number of ways.
So much murder is self-defense.
Self-defense from an invasion, yeah.
So Uwini gets wounded in battle and he surrenders
under the promise that his safety would be guaranteed,
that he won't be murdered for surrendering.
Baden Powell has him executed, which was definitely illegal.
We call that the old Baden switch.
Yeah, I was waiting for that.
That was destined to happen.
I was just waiting for my moment.
Yeah.
So the simple summary of what happened is that,
yeah, he committed a war crime against a black man
fighting for the freedom of his people.
Baden Powell's biographer though, a guy named Tim Geel,
we'll talk about Tim in a second, defends it this way.
Because the chief was wounded during capture
and Baden Powell doubted he would survive a long journey
to the Cape to face a civil court,
he court-martialed him on the spot.
The verdict was death, so he was shot.
Baden Powell had exceeded his orders.
So Tim Geel acknowledges this was illegal,
but he also was like, well, the guy was wounded.
He was going to die anyway.
It was like a mercy killing, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
That's why we're decimating this village,
because we stole all of the food.
They're going to starve because of the things we did to him.
They're going to starve anyway, dude.
What do you want to do?
You want to watch them suffer?
That's fucked up.
Yeah, no.
Get the flamethrower over here.
So Tim Geel, who you're going to hear from a lot in this,
because he's Baden Powell's probably best biographer.
Regular listeners will recognize him,
because he also wrote a biography we used
of Henry Morton Stanley, who was one of the,
like, archist imperialists in the history of imperialism.
This is a guy who, quote-unquote,
discovered a shitload of Africa,
murdered just a tremendous number of people,
and basically was responsible for conquering
the Congo for King Leopold via, like,
a series of fake treaties.
Like, he tricked them basically on behalf of Leopold.
He's one of the worst people who's ever lived.
Tim Geel wrote a biography about him that's very positive.
And Tim Geel, this is what he does.
So Geel is definitely kind of right-wing.
He loves the British Empire.
He is frustratingly good at the technical aspects
of writing biography.
So he's really good at going through thousands of pages
of people's notes and diaries
and synthesizing them and providing.
So you actually get really good information from his books.
The facts he provides are generally pretty solid.
But you also get it with Tim's framing of the facts,
which is always, like, ludicrously positive
and forgiving of these nightmarish war criminals.
I love the imperialism Stan,
who's a primary source.
He's just on every other page.
He's yas literal.
Yeah, he is deeply frustrating, Tim Geel.
Now, in this case, he calls Baden-Powell's execution
of this guy, quote, the most damaging charge
made against Baden-Powell's honor.
Now, this is in spite of the fact that in 1898,
Robert Baden-Powell was in charge of an operation
to track down Zulu rebels,
and he lost control of his men who murdered
at least three people.
Geel defends this by arguing, quote,
even if he had given orders to spare the rebels' lives.
It's incredibly unlikely that his Zulu mercenaries
would have obeyed.
A lot of trouble stemmed from this,
and he was lucky not to lose his career.
It's like, well, Whitey, how do you know that?
How do you know that he couldn't have stopped this?
How do you know they were actually rebels?
Like, you just know what this guy wrote in his life.
Geel never actually, like, he's great at giving you
what these people were writing and saying to each other.
He's not so great at, like, seeing the people
they were doing violence to as human beings
and maybe investigating their side of the case
and being like, well, is this true?
Yeah, he's like, not my job.
I'm a biographer for people who've done nothing wrong.
Yeah, the most famous moment of Baden Powell's
military career came the next year, in 1899,
with the outbreak of the Second Boer War.
This is one of those rare colonial wars where there's
not really anyone who's like a good guy here,
because the Boers, horrible people.
A lot of them, horrible people, very racist.
This is where we get apartheid South Africa.
A chunk of that comes from this.
But also, they're fighting the British Empire,
who put them in concentration camps
and killed a huge number of women and children.
So my sympathy overall is with the Boers, I guess,
because they're the people put in death camps.
Yeah, technically, I'm like, well, I do hate imperialism.
I guess more...
They're both kind of imperialists.
They are both imperialists, but one's a more powerful one.
Yeah, it's not a fun war to read about.
The gist of it is that the Boers, who were kind of Dutch,
were fighting the British who didn't like the idea
of Boers running shit in South Africa.
You don't need to know too much about this.
The war is most noteworthy because it was where
the British first deployed concentration camps,
an idea they had kind of cribbed from the Spanish,
who had kind of cribbed it from what the Americans did
to the indigenous people.
And yeah, this led to the deaths of a lot of Boers,
but also many more black Africans.
A lot of Boers do starve, that's worth noting,
but a huge number of the people who starve
as a result of British policies in this war
are black Africans.
But at the time, this becomes kind of the most famous fallout
of the Boer war, because the Nazis pay attention
to the British use of concentration camps,
and it has a big inspiration on that.
But anyway, at the time, the most famous battle of the war,
back home in merry old Ingeland, was the siege of Mephiking.
Robert Baden-Powell, who was by this point a colonel,
was the man in charge of the garrison there.
And basically, he's got about 1,500 men,
a mix of British soldiers and local African auxiliaries,
and he gets besieged by a force of 8,000 Boers.
And this battle lasts close to a year,
it's like 200-something days that they're under siege.
So it is this horrifically bloody battle.
By the end of the fighting, like two-thirds of a year's worth
of fighting, Baden-Powell's lost more than half of his men,
the Boers lose 2,000 men, a shitload of people starve to death.
And it is front page news the whole time.
This is like the biggest story in the British Empire,
back in the Isles, for the better part of a year.
And it makes Robert Baden-Powell into a celebrity,
because he's the heroic commander of this scrappy defense
under incredible odds to defend Mephiking from the Boers.
And he's also, he's handsome, right?
Like, he's generally noted by women at the time
of having been a good-looking man.
And so you've got this like handsome young war hero
in the siege that's front page news for months.
It makes him into one of the most famous people
in the entire British Empire.
And he's only getting more handsome,
because, you know, as the food runs out,
he's just getting skinnier and skinnier.
He's just getting skinnier and skinnier, right?
Those cheekbones are just getting, like, prominent.
Yeah, sharp.
Yeah, now the siege held several influential moments
in the development of scouting.
For one thing, in order to free up men for the fight,
he deputized a bunch of teenage and preteen boys
to act as messengers.
The Mephiking cadet corps, consisting of 12 to 15-year-old boys,
is often seen as a precursor to the Boy Scouts.
So that's one thing.
Not quite child soldiers,
because he's not trying to have these guys fight.
He's using them to free up soldiers
who can hold a rifle and stuff.
In addition, from the book Scouts Honor,
quote,
one key to victory at Mephiking was scouting.
Always fond of the outdoors as a boy,
Baden Powell, as a soldier,
had developed a passion for tracking animals and people,
sneaking up on the enemy and living off nature.
He wrote scouting books for adults
and trained soldiers for a scouting unit.
He found the business of survival in the wild,
not just a necessity,
but an intriguing science, Jill writes.
Once, when desperately short of water,
he had seen a buck scratching in the sand,
and, by digging at the same spot, had found water.
So this is like all kind of coming together
for Robert Baden Powell.
And he's maybe the only guy who could have, like,
pulled off this defense for the British,
because he has a lot of this experience.
He actually is not.
You get a lot of these aristocratic officers
are, like, useless in a hard situation.
He's not.
He is legitimately good at being a soldier.
I think most historians do agree
that he was a very competent combat commander.
Another thing that Baden Powell did at Mephiking
was arguably commit another war crime.
Now, this is, in fairness,
is a more muddled story than the others,
which, in my mind, are very clear war crimes.
The short of this story is that, allegedly,
when food stores ran low,
he chose to feed white people
and let black residents in Mephiking starve to death.
This excerpt from the Irish Times
gives a good overview of the war criminal allegations.
Faced with food shortages,
he simply chose to deprive most Africans
in the town of any food whatsoever,
even their own,
which he had earlier forcibly requisitioned.
A few vital African laborers were allowed to buy rations.
Others were reduced to scavenging dog corpses in rubbish heaps.
So that is the war crime allegation
against kind of what he does here.
He ordered one group of 33 Africans
out on a cattle drive of Boer herds,
otherwise to be flogged.
The Boers captured and murdered all but one of the poor devils.
Unperturbed, Baden Powell then evicted
several hundred African women from the town.
Many were murdered by the Boers,
and a few pitiful survivors were stripped naked,
flogged, and sent back.
Yet their shameful fate troubled him not the least.
And you'll hear a couple of different death tolls for this.
I think 2,000 is kind of like
the number of how many people died
as a result of Baden Powell making these calls.
Now, Tim Geel, true to form,
has a ready defense for Baden Powell here.
He says of these allegations,
quote, this is an absolute lie.
He opened soup kitchens and shot all of his cavalry horses
so he could feed them.
And in this case,
he's entirely wrong here.
Again, how exactly you come down on this
is messy.
He is an actual biographer, so he's not making up shit.
Baden Powell did have his horses slaughtered
in order to provide soup for the people in Mayfeking.
Yeah, historians debate
whether or not Baden Powell intentionally
starved black residents at Mayfeking.
One South African historian said in 1999,
this can only be described as a crime against humanity,
for which he deserves to be reappraised as a war criminal.
But in 2000, a pair of military historians,
Edmund York and Malcolm Flowersmith
of the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst,
analyzed diaries from soldiers and civilians
during the siege, including Baden Powell's diaries,
and they came to a different conclusion,
and I'm going to quote from the Guardian here.
Baden Powell had based garrison rations
on a prospect of relief within two months.
Kitchener, who's the high general in charge of the whole war,
ordered him to send as many women and children
and natives as possible away
to save rations, so Kitchener orders him,
get the non-competence out of the city
so you don't have to feed as many people.
But the authors say the papers indicate
that this harsh policy was not aimed
at the township's 7,000 strong majority of blacks,
the Baralong tribe, who were valued soldiers
and boosted food stocks by rustling Boer cattle.
Its victims were 2,000 outside Africans,
including Shangans, who were like,
so a different tribe of Africans,
a smaller subset of the population.
Their food rations in Mayfeking were cut off.
Baden Powell negotiated safe passage
for them for the Shangans,
with the besieging Boers to British-held territory,
supplying a military escort and food wagon.
But the truce was broken.
The first attempt to drive 900 blacks out at night
was scattered by Boer snipers.
The second, by day, saw them decimated by Boer attacks.
The policy of forced evacuation was a blunder, Dr. York said.
Baden Powell was the reluctant victim
of external military imperatives.
He realized his errors and dropped it.
So that's complicated.
Yeah, that's complicated.
His calls get a bunch of people killed.
He's also acting on orders.
He's not trying necessarily to get people killed.
He's trying to get them out of there
so that they can go to British territory
where there's more food.
The Boers attack these people.
You could argue he didn't...
And I'm not a historian,
because obviously these scholars who are saying,
no, what he did was understandable.
He wasn't trying to kill anybody.
He was a military historian
from the Royal Military Academy at Sanders.
So have a bias.
I mean, I feel like, you know,
I'm inclined to not give him the benefit of the doubt
and just say he probably did that shit.
I think what's probably true
is that he was not trying to get anybody killed,
but also the fact that these people,
not just that they're black,
but they're black members of this tribe
that is not valuable to him.
He's not troubled by what happens to them overly.
And he probably could have done a lot more
to not get them killed.
It is true that after this happens,
he kills all his horses,
he creates soup kitchens to feed starving people,
but distribution of food from those kitchens
was biased towards Europeans
and elite members of the Barrelong tribe.
These British military scholars like note this,
but say, quote,
he was no more racially prejudiced
than the vast majority of his generation.
Which isn't wrong,
but doesn't make it not like a war crime also.
To be fair, we all hate black people.
He wasn't racist-er than everyone else.
But did his policies get more of them killed
because he gave food to white people instead?
Well, yeah, but he didn't do it
because he was more any racist person back then,
which was everyone would have done this.
Well, okay, yeah.
But that doesn't... Do you see why that's not good?
I love the idea.
Just relative to the time period.
You don't know what a piece of shit everybody was back then.
Yeah, we all sucked.
I mean, come on.
Give him a pass.
This is not to give him a pass,
but it is fair to describe the war crimes
he committed that way as in...
And again, this is not to give him a pass.
This is actually just to condemn the British Empire.
As a war criminal, within the context of British officers
in his time, he was more restrained
and respectful of the life of non-white people
than most of his colleagues.
Who, again, had often committed genocides.
In saying that the SS commander
who just starves Jewish people
rather than driving them to the gas chambers
was like, well, he was more restrained than the others.
That guy was pretty cool.
It's like, yeah, I mean, it's not, again,
this is not to defend Baden Palin.
This is to put him in the context of the British Empire.
He does count as like relatively mild,
based on the other military officers
of his generation in that position.
And again, what he does in maficking
is mild compared to the fucking concentration camps
that Kitchener's setting up.
Again, not to whitewash the man,
to put him in context, because for one thing,
you should always...
You can never be emphatic enough
about how bad the British Empire was.
And in other part, because there actually
is a lot of inaccurate anti-Baden Pal propaganda out there.
One of the things people sent me before I did this,
because they wanted me to do this,
was like a book that had been written by this guy
in which he alleges that Robert Baden Palin and Kitchener
were both like pedophiles
on like a grand, massively abusive scale.
And among other things, alleges that Robert Baden Pal,
early in his career, authorized the execution
of two 16-year-old Irish soldiers
who he's sodomized before murdering,
which like, that's pretty bad,
if that's the thing that happened.
Here's the thing, the book that that allegation comes from,
and I found it nowhere else.
That book was written by a guy who also wrote a book alleging
that Adolf Hitler was a British spy.
So, there is a chain of people who are unreasonably anti...
Like, it's not unreasonably anti-British Empire,
but who are like anti-British Empire
in a way that's not actual...
Yeah, that's like, no, the evil of the British Empire
isn't that they invented Hitler, it's all of the genocides.
Like, there's a lot to hate about the British Empire.
Kitchener didn't like train Adolf Hitler
to create World War II to further British profits
or whatever the fuck this guy believes.
Like, it's...
I mean, you know, it's...
In general, it's always okay to hate the British Empire,
but, you know, if your source is someone who's like...
And therefore, really, Nazism...
Oh, shit, it's a Brit, if you look at it.
So, yeah, Baden-Powell probably didn't execute
and sodomize two 16-year-old Irish soldiers.
And you know who else probably didn't?
Oh, fuck.
It's Sophie.
Is that a bad way to go to ads?
No, it's a really bad way to go to ads.
I said probably didn't.
I said probably.
Somebody on Twitter this week asked me
if we've ever gotten a complaint from sponsors
about your transition to ads and like, no,
but maybe now?
Maybe now. We can just bleep it out.
That'll leave people wondering, like,
the last time we bleeped something out.
Every time we've bleeped something out,
which is always done just as a joke,
people get like really conspiratorial,
like, oh, they must have gotten the legal threat
from this person or that person.
No, I thought it was funny.
It's funnier if you bleep things out sometimes
than saying them, because, yeah.
The mystery box is always funnier.
Keep out that, Sophie, and then never explain it.
Yeah.
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Sophie, come on.
Professionalism, Jesus.
Get it together.
You gotta be professional, Sophie.
People come to us expecting a degree
of professitude,
but at the very least,
all my elementary school friends who have reached out
to say they listened to the show,
they told me they listened to it for the professionalism.
For the professionalism, right.
Nobody has ever given me that feedback.
Well,
you have the wrong elementary school friends.
Apparently.
That's right, Sophie. I've been saying that for years.
So, when it comes
to aspects of Robert Badenpal's early life
that are relevant to his founding of the Boy Scouts,
we should probably get into his
sexuality, which is
there's a lot that's messy here.
For one thing, he was almost certainly
homosexual. That's not questionable.
Tim Geel even agrees like this.
He was almost certainly gay, right.
And this is not uncommon.
A significant number of the men
who build the British Empire,
there's a really good argument to be made
that they may have been, and possibly like
celibate gay men.
Because again, it is illegal to be gay in this period.
People go to prison
for having homosexual like relationships
and stuff. It is
extremely, and so a lot of these guys would,
I doubt Badenpal considered himself
homosexual, but like a lot of the guys
who build the empire, these men who have these
who don't like Henry Morton Stanley
doesn't like women. It's kind of disgusted
by like the female body
and has all these incredibly
intense, like loving
relationships with men that are probably
not sexual, like we really don't know,
because obviously they wouldn't have written about it if it was, because it was a felony.
There's a lot of this
going on in the British Empire
and Badenpal
is almost certainly
one of those
guys, one of those guys who maybe
like, again, I'm certain would never have
accepted to himself that he was gay, probably
never had gay sex. We certainly don't
have any evidence of that.
But he loved the homies, you know?
He loved, he found the male body
beautiful and the female body disgusting.
Right. Like what
do you like? Take what you will.
Take what you will out of that.
The big debate isn't around
like, was this a guy with like some homosexual
like inclinations. It is,
was he also a pedophile?
And I should be clear up
front, because this is going to get real
murky. We do not have
any evidence that he was a child molester. And I think
I think that's unlikely that he ever,
but the question is like, was he
attracted to kids?
Or was he attracted to just kids? Like
it's messy.
He definitely had some very
intense romantic relationships with young
men who were adults. So it wasn't
like whatever his attraction was, it wasn't
exclusively to kids if he was attracted to kids.
He seems to have preferred
men in their teens, like 16 to 19
was like his kind of
sweet spot, I think. Are we about to go into them
like, well, technically that's not
pedophilia. No,
no, but also you can join the
military at like 16. True.
There are some, I'm not trying to like,
I'm trying to explain this is a
different kind of culture. And I don't
think he actually does anything with any
boys, like, which also does
matter.
So we'll talk more about this later.
There's a lot of, this is a very murky
and anytime you're talking about the sexuality
of a man in a period in which
his likely sexuality was criminalized
from what you have in his diaries,
that's going to be
imperfect. But it is
very to discuss because of how
the Boy Scouts has made in his image.
It's part of the origin story.
Yeah. So he returns
in like the early 1900s. He gets back from
the Boer War and he's a hero. One of the
most famous men in the
British Empire and also just like in the
Western world. He's incredibly prominent
at this point. And he is seen as a man's
man. Like he's considered
handsome. He's this war hero.
He's like been through a bunch of shit.
He's legitimately like hard man.
He's gone through some stuff.
One government minister
even creates the Baden-Powell League
of Health and Manliness in his honor.
Which is absolutely
that is, I think we can all agree
the straightest name an organization
has ever had.
Oh, that's amazing.
Yeah, that's incredible.
It was named after what is most likely
a gay man. It's just like
Yeah, the health and manliness.
Yeah, it's very funny.
Technically civil rights icon.
Yeah.
Members were, quote, expected to do good
turns, eschew tobacco until they were 21
and lead healthy and physically strenuous
lives. This is according to Tim Geel.
League members wore badges
with pictures of Baden-Powell on them.
It was a huge success. A lot of guys
get interested in this. Yeah.
And this fact helps to convince Baden-Powell
after he returns home from the war
that the young men of England are desperate
for an organization that can give their life
structure and train them up for a grand
purpose. Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit of that.
I mean, not
this is really focused on because it's not
about hurt. It's not like a really
paramilitary. It's not about like it's about
teaching them useful life skills.
Proud.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, a big part of it is you have
England is industrialized rapidly in this
period. There's this huge population of young
men, many of whom don't have fathers because
they're sort of like industrial accident or war.
Like a chimney accident. Yeah, chimney accident.
And a bunch of them are like,
they've lived in cities their whole lives.
They don't know anything about the outdoors.
They don't know anything about like survival and stuff.
And he wants to, he wants to like teach
these people useful skills to give them
to like deal with this kind of the malaise
that's growing under capitalism. You see this
in the U.S. too. Like all of these like
angry, disaffected, miserable urban
populations. He sees this and his answer is like,
well, give them some sort of structure,
teach them useful skills, get them out of the city.
You know, which is not a bad idea.
Sure. Yeah.
From Scouts Honor, the book quote,
Baden Powell had always gotten along
with children. His love for children is
perhaps his ruling passion, one journalist
wrote of his work in Africa. He is
never happier than when surrounded by them.
They surrounded him back home as well as
he stepped into the effort to strengthen
England's young men physically, mentally, and
spiritually. Youth brigades and clubs were
sprouting all over. In 1907,
Baden Powell rewrote aides to scouting
for NCOs and men, which he had originally
written for soldiers to make it suitable
for boys. Several of Baden Powell's
friends had been suggesting the rewrite,
as well as the creation of an outdoor boys
club. So that summer, Baden Powell and
an army friend ran the first Boy Scout
camp to see how the idea
would work. So this is kind of the genesis
of this and it's happening. A lot of stuff's happening
in culture. There's other boys clubs
kind of starting up and he has this
idea to take these scouting guides that he wrote
for soldiers in Africa, rewrite them for
little kids, and give them
a place to actually get out of the city and
learn this stuff. Sure. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, just
so not the proud boys, but more like
like the Hitler youth.
How about that? Yeah. And in fact,
Baden Powell is really interested in the
Hitler youth. Now, there's a lot of argument as to
like whether or not, and he said a lot of nasty stuff
about Hitler. I don't know that I don't think, I wouldn't call
him a Nazi, but there's certainly elements
of his belief system that were like friendly
with some early aspects of fascism. Like he was
very intrigued by the Hitler youth. Although
in fairness, the Nazis considered the Boy Scouts
a subversive organization in general.
So like there's a lot going on there.
We're not going to get into that much. You can
find a lot written about it. I'm not going to like
delve in and take a side on this like historical
debate of how sympathetic was he like with
whatever. Now that
account from a book written critical, the
Scouts Honor is written about sexual abuse within
the Boy Scouts. Like based on the title, you might
think it was like a pro Boy Scouts history. It is
not. Oh, no, I assumed. Yeah.
Yeah. It was written in 1993.
I think it was 1993. It was the
early 90s. And that
account of like how the Boy Scouts get started
is generally in line with the story that I heard
growing up. But the actual origins of
the Boy Scouts are a bit more complex and more
rooted in cultural appropriation and also
outright theft. Baden-Pal is not
the only founder of the Boy Scouts.
I'm not going to go into too much detail about this
because it's not relevant to the actual story we're telling.
But it is worth noting that in
1902, so that's like five years before
Baden-Pal rewrites his book about scouting,
an American named Ernest Thompson
Seaton had some property vandalized
by rambunctious boys.
And instead of punishing them, he invited
them on to his land for the weekend.
And he taught them like some camping stuff.
And he played all of these like this like
woodcraft he was teaching them. He claimed to
like Native American like wilderness lore
and whatnot. I think a lot of it's just
stuff he'd learned and he was like making up stories
that weren't true because it makes it sound
like stories about Native American. And he would
tell them like folk stories about Native Americans.
Again, I don't know how much of any of this
was accurate. He's certainly
appropriating it because again, he's as white
as they come.
Again, I don't know how accurate any of this was.
In any case, the weekend was a hit. This is
like really successful and he thinks it helps
these boys out. So he keeps doing it.
And he eventually forms an organization that
he called the Woodcraft Indians.
This was so successful. It gets
very popular. I think it's particularly like the
chunk of the U.S. that after a couple of years
he writes a book called The Birch Bark Role
which lays out his lessons and boys.
And it's all rooted like here's Native American
wisdom for white boys who want to
learn how to be woodsmen.
Seaton was successful enough that
this word of what he was
doing crossed the pond. And in 1906
Seaton traveled to England to give Robert
Baden-Powell a copy of his book. And Baden-Powell
may have gone to the United States to attend
one of his Birch Bark
gatherings. It was a huge influence
on scouting for boys. We have letters from
Baden-Powell saying like I'm taking a lot of
what you put in this book into like the thing
that I'm writing. And when the Boy Scouts
as an organization were created in 1910
they were heavily influenced
by the structure of the Woodcraft tribe.
Seaton was angry for years. He gets
really angry that his idea has been stolen.
And there's a lot of debate as to how true that was.
People will point out that Baden-Powell
he'd had boys organizations that
he'd been involved with before. He'd clearly
been playing with this idea before.
I've been hanging out with
little boys. I love having
been hanging out with boys before you were born.
Exactly.
But today Seaton
is recognized even by the BSA as one of
the founders of the Boy Scouts.
There's some people who argue that like he was
kind of more left-wing and that like
the Boy Scouts wind up being kind of right-wing
because Baden-Powell dominates it. I don't know how accurate
I think that is because Seaton is like
again telling a cultural appropriation
here. I think that people have a tendency to kind of
like, I analyze him over much.
Yeah.
I will note that while Seaton definitely
like did a lot of cultural appropriation
to make his organization, I don't have any evidence
that he deliberately enabled a culture of child
sex abuse, which Robert Baden-Powell
absolutely did.
So if you've got to pick a favorite Boy Scout founder
I do think
I'd pick cultural appropriation
over child molestation.
I think I'm going to give it to that.
There are levels. I mean they're both
problematic. We can say that.
They're definitely both problematic.
I mean both are grounds for a cancellation
but one more so than another.
Yeah. I think if I'm
prepping the cancel canon,
I'm going for the guy who enabled
child molestation on a
massive scale first probably.
That's probably a good call.
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Back to
Baden-Powell. Let's get back to Baden-Powell.
So he rewrites
aides to scouting for NCOs and men in
1907 and shortly thereafter, that same
summer, they start the first Boy Scout camp
and the Boy Scouts aren't an organization until
1910. They're kind of like testing out
like let's get a bunch of boys on the land, let's teach
them. Let's see if this is like actually a good idea
if kids like it, if it's got
legs basically.
This is their beta test.
So they bring a bunch of boys to this land they've got.
They spend a week with them hiking teaching them how to make
tents and according to the Book Scouts
honor, quote, at the end of the day
there were rub downs and stories around
the campfire. So that's
that's potentially problematic.
That's potentially
problematic. The stories around the campfire
was fun. It was just like
it's the rub downs, it's the rub downs.
Rub downs, you know, rub downs and
stories around the fire and spores
and like running hands through
the hair of children and then also like
looking at the stars.
I think a couple things can be true. One is that
we currently have a problem in our culture where
like men who feel like
called to teach
young boys things and like mentor young boys
they get like unfairly
accused and like
people get suspicious as like what would a man like
care about. Which it's actually good
for men to like care about
the mentoring and
uprising of young boys. Being tender with a child
is not bad.
Rub down
is a line
is a line that has been crossed.
When you're doing rub downs of the boys
in your care, things
have crossed the line in my opinion.
There's levels of tenderness.
Yeah, and rub downs cross
that line. How about pat on the head?
Little pat. Yeah, and I guess
yeah, I don't you could argue
that the rub downs were not like
necessarily sexual assault
cause I don't know like what but
certainly you're on a line there.
You're at an uncomfortable
point. It's a gray area that rub down
area. However far these
went, Baden Powell seemed to get something
intensely powerful out of the experience.
His widow would later tell an interviewer
that though he'd spoken at many youth
groups since his return from the war quote
this was different. These boys were his
his for a week to work with
to play with to learn from and if
his ideas were right to guide to influence
to mold.
So again, I know
like I know, I know
playing with kids is good. You should
it is. It's good. It's good to care about
said that sentence. I'd like you to
delete it.
I just you can't say these
problematic
play with like
activities do activities
do activities with kids.
Yeah. God damn it.
The language around it is very
difficult. He took his strong
feelings during this week as a sign that
his new calling was to mentor
boys in 1908.
He published his rewritten book as
scouting for boys and this included within it
scout oath, which is on my
honor. I will do my best to do my duty for
God in my country and to obey the scout law
to help other people at all times to keep
myself physically strong mentally awake and
morally straight.
That's a famous
and the scout law is
that a bunch of shades above the
helpful friendly, courteous, kind, obedient,
thoughtful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent,
like all that shit. That's like this is still
like rub downs.
Morally straight, baby.
You gotta be morally straight. Yeah.
I mean, if there's one person who screams
straight to me, it's Robert
Peyton Bowell.
Oh, that is a straight
manly guy. That's a straight
manly man right there.
You will generally run into a few different
theories as to what the overall purpose of
scouting was. The sinister theory
was best summarized by this passage from an
Irish Times article, quote,
for him, the Boy Scout movement was an
unarmed paramilitary expression of the
empire. So that's one angle that he's trying
to train up the soldiers of the future, right?
He's getting boys ready to fight for the British
Empire. Biographer Michael Rosenthal shares
this opinion, writing,
all of scouting can be properly understood as
Peyton Powell himself understood it as
an organization expressly designed to churn
out admirable, obedient lads
scouting sought to guarantee for society
the complete submission of its members.
And there's
a lot to be said and we won't get into enough
about like World War I's impact
on scouting because a huge chunk of the British
soldiers who died in World War I were former
Boy Scouts and kind of one of the, it had
been very British up to World War I
and it becomes much more international
after that point and much less
kind of dedicated to specifically
British imperialism and
I don't really know enough about like
did Peyton Powell look at like how Gung Ho
all these young men were to go have an adventure
overseas that led to them getting mowed down by
machine guns, fired and sucked into mud and be like
ah shit.
Because other people who were like, like Teddy
Roosevelt is like horrified by
one of his kids dies there who he like
really pushes to go fight
and like dies horribly and he's like ah Jesus
a lot of people have
thought this was going to be simple like
the Philippines or whatever.
Yeah, Ruyard Kipling has kind of a similar
like it has this like
more profoundly, almost radicalizing
experience on Kipling. Kipling is a fascinating guy.
Wrote some really like
some of the most imperialist shit ever written
and also some like really profoundly
anti-imperialist stuff about
like you know groups of
like indigenous people like
destroying empires and stuff and like
all this like fascinating
dude. So
Tim Geel on the other hand
writes that Peyton Powell's purpose was more protective than
this. Quote,
and I think both these views are probably accurate.
I think Peyton Powell did
legitimately care about the health
and well-being of boys and he wanted
to help them grow up healthy.
He was fiercely protective of them.
I also think he wanted them to become good little soldiers
of empire because he was an imperialist.
Yeah, he had grown up because
he thought that was a good thing.
He thought that was a good thing.
He thought that was a good thing.
He thought that was a good thing.
He thought that was a good thing.
He had grown up because he thought that was a good thing.
It's not like he looked at that.
That wasn't sinister for him.
That was like, yes, you know,
this is what men are supposed to do.
Yeah, men are supposed to learn how
to like carve things into wood,
make macaroni pictures
and fucking, you know,
and oppress indigenous peoples.
Exactly. Yeah, for the wealth of, you know,
whatever. It's also kind
of worth noting here that
Peyton Powell grew up fatherless
as we stated. He never had a father.
And a big part of his
angle is there's a bunch of kids
in Great Britain in this period
who don't have fathers.
And part of his goal for the Boy Scouts,
which is an admirable goal for an organization,
is to provide, he wanted
to train up hundreds of scout masters
who could act as like surrogate fathers
to children who didn't have them.
So like, okay, if you're a single mom,
you're kind of struggling to figure out how to raise a boy,
this organization will provide him
the male mentorship, right? Right.
Which is certainly like Boys and Girls Club.
There's kind of similar themes in a bunch of
good organizations. It's not a bad idea.
However,
there's also
problematic aspects of this.
Because one of the reasons
he thinks that he needs to train up scout masters
to be surrogate fathers for the boys of Britain
is that because
quote, except
where the scout masters take the father's place,
the boys have no one to consult
on intimate subjects.
So from the beginning, he's like
well, you know, obviously they need
a man in their life to teach them, you know,
manly things, but also like to talk
about sex. Right. This is from the beginning.
Yeah. Which is not, again,
yes.
Not necessarily.
But maybe not this way.
I think it's nothing wrong
with talking to your kids about
fucking.
But having said that sentence,
need an adult
and generally an adult of
the same gender identity they
have to talk to them about
sex. That's a good thing,
I think. Yeah.
Yeah.
Just depends on where we're going.
But it can go very wrong, is the point.
And so, like, yeah.
Again, all of the
founding boys is this stuff where it's like,
yeah, but
where are we going
with this? Which way
are you going to take this?
I want to trust you, but I'm on this box.
And this is one of the things,
some scholars will point out is that
one of the groundbreaking things about the Boy Scouts
is that it was the only really
organization of its size and popular culture
that explicitly was like, we are,
one of the things we're here to do is to talk to young men
about sex, about their sexual development.
Right. Which is
progressive. Right.
But,
and we're going to get to the butt.
But first, you know what else is
sexually progressive, Matt?
You know what else gets straight to the butt?
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Oh, yeah.
The me undies days. It is fun
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areas of ads. Like, I came
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
we're back
and we're all just having
a great time
talking about a guy
who's not at all
deeply problematic.
They're going to be able to
cut out snippets of this podcast
and cancel me for generations.
Oh, yeah, no.
You are going to be canceled well into
the 23rd century.
Yeah, when the federation of planets
starts up, there's going to be a galaxy
class starship named
the cancellation of Matt Leib.
Just on loop
in place of the thing where I just said,
I think it's good to play with kids.
That's the noise that makes
when it goes into warp.
Good times.
The fact that one
of the purposes of scouting is
to provide boys with male mentors
who can talk to them about
intimate issues.
One of the things that this means is that
naturally the scout masters
who are mostly volunteers
that Baden Powell is bringing in
are going to have to talk to boys about
sexual issues like masturbation.
And again, this was somewhat revolutionary
for its day, but it's also worth noting
that the fact that they're talking about this
is revolutionary.
Their attitude towards it is profoundly
conservative.
But at the same time, the mere fact that
their literature addressed masturbation as a
topic was kind of progressive for the era.
Yeah, they talked about the existence of it.
Yeah.
This is not a good thing necessarily.
As we discussed, Baden Powell's impulse to discuss
boy sexuality came from a really problematic
place, but I want to read to you his advice
on masturbation as it was written for the first
draft of his book on scouting.
Because I know this is something you need in your life.
Please, this is going to be fun to listen to.
Let me get my old timey boys to go.
Ready?
You all know what it is to have at times
a pleasant feeling in your private parts.
And there comes an inclination to work it
up with your hand.
The result of self abuse is always, mind you always,
that the boy after a time
becomes weak and nervous and shy.
He gets headaches and probably palpitations
of the heart.
And if he carries it on too far, he very often
goes out of his mind and becomes an idiot.
A very large number of lunatics
in our asylums have made themselves
mad by indulging in this vice.
Although, at one time,
they were sensible, cheery boys
like you.
Jesus, first of all, that was like
the carnival barker from hell
telling me not to jerk off.
Yeah.
And I do
love the idea of
like the
well, you know, if you jerk off too much,
you become insane.
Because it's a theory
that's so easily disproven
by just
generations.
By the sanest man in the world.
I'm trying to figure out what the funny...
Yeah, Matt, there we go.
I mean, it's also...
I should note, I'm sure our regular listeners
will have caught this. If you listen to the Kellogg episodes,
he's not inventing this stuff.
When he talks about masturbation in this way,
he is actually like sharing
mainstream medical conclusions.
Like the mainstream of the medical establishment
period broadly agrees with everything he said.
Right.
So this is not like...Baden Powell isn't introducing this,
although he is, it is unique that he
is as like a youth group leader
talking, trying to talk about this so openly.
Now, that passage I just read
doesn't get published in the first Boy Scout
manual. His publisher is like, wait a second.
Why are you talking
about masturbating so much in this
book?
I have some notes.
Most of it is good. The whole section
is about coming.
Jerking off.
Maybe we can trim that down.
Yeah.
Quick note. It's going to affect
book sales.
They rework it to make this much vaguer,
simply cautioning children not to touch
themselves and noting that if they feel
an urge to do so, this is critical,
quote, go to your father
or your scout master and talk it over
with him and all will come right.
So, that could be
problematic right there.
Yeah, having these children,
if you want to masturbate, go to your
volunteer, unvetted scout master.
And he'll teach you how to come right.
You can see this is a situation
in which if the wrong kind of people
become scout masters, this could be
a profoundly abusive situation.
A lot of trusts.
A lot of trusts in these scout masters,
probably undue trusts.
So, it's here we should probably again discuss
the sexuality of Robert Baden Powell in a little
bit. So, again, Tim Geel is convinced
that he was gay and the strongest piece
of evidence for this is that when he was
in the army, he falls madly in love with
a young army officer, again an adult
named Kenneth McLaren, who he called
the boy. Now, again, I don't know,
we might have called, I think, I'm not sure
if Kenneth was like 18, but he was
an officer in the army. He was an adult
kind of by the standards of the time, right?
Calling him the boy is just probably
that's the term of endearment.
I call people who are like in their
30s, I'm like, oh, those kids over there.
Yeah, those fucking kids.
So, it's probably fine.
Yeah, Geel calls this Baden Powell's
only close friendship in like his
entire life. Like, this is like
a really unique relationship with him,
which right there says something. The two
bunked together, which also says something.
They vacationed together, they exchanged
gifts, and when the boy was captured
by Bowers during the Siege of Mephikin,
Baden Powell had to be stopped from trying
to rescue him. Geel calls this
an emotionally homosexual relationship
because there's no actual evidence that these two
fucked. And again, given a lot of
there's, this is not an uncommon kind of
relationship. Maybe they did. That's also total.
I'm sure a lot of these guys that we just
don't know if it was just emotional or
if they actually, like I'm sure a lot of them
did and just couldn't say anything because
you go to prison. Maybe, like I don't, but
also that you can't overstate how
repressed they are. Like, would they
even have known how? Like, really
would they even have known how?
You can't entirely, the impulses,
because human beings are human beings,
are the same as they've always been.
Their understanding of ways in which to
handle those impulses, that is cultural
and like, it is, you
can't entirely get in their heads
just given the fact that, like,
you know that, like, you know the basics
of how sodomy works, right?
That's a thing you can do. Like, who knows
what these guys know?
It is true. Even straight
British people are
just edging at all times.
Like, they're all repressed.
Like, who knows what these people know about fucking kissing?
Like, this is
an incredibly repressed, not just
time, but, like, class, because these are
the upper crust. These have only ever,
like, I don't know what, I don't know,
again, it's hard to
get too much into anybody's head here because, like,
their understanding
of, like, what is possible in a relationship
between two men physically is just
at such a different level. There's no internet, you know?
Not that there's not ways. There is pornography.
There are, like, WAIP. Oscar Wild
exists in this period. Like, it's not
impossible to figure it out. I just don't know.
There's some books on it. There's some books on it.
You can, in fact, figure this shit out.
But I don't know what these guys
knew. And these are very common,
you know, among kind of the
imperialist class who are actually, like,
doing the shit overseas.
Baden Powell did get married, kind of, later
in life. He had a couple of kids.
But among other things, he was noted to regularly
sleep outside on the porch because
he couldn't bear to be near his wife.
So, again, not...
It could be because he's gay. It could be
because she's a British lady.
She must have just sucked. I don't know.
I mean, you know, like,
I've seen British people. It's just an
island full of shit.
Jesus Christ.
Wow. Wow.
Every British person is ugly as
except for, like,
all right. Wow.
And three or four random bleeps in that
sentence just to make it
even more mysterious.
So, Gilles concludes
that Baden Powell's intimate diaries reveal
a revulsion towards naked women and a
fascination with naked male bodies.
Quote from the book Scouts Honor.
In his advice to boys, Baden Powell treated
women as a hazard to be avoided. Again,
not uncommon for the time. He mocked boys
for girlitis if they paired off
with young ladies and wrote that
girls are apt to excite their lust by
talking about love or toying about with girls.
But this is all bad for you.
Rovering to success, one of
his books for boys, includes a chapter
titled Women, in which he warns
about the rutting season, that
time when a boy is growing to manhood
and finds himself obsessed by lust.
He was writing about puberty, but compared it
to an illness. He said it would last only
a few months, sometimes a couple of years,
and told boys to get over it just as they
would get over the measles or any other
point.
I love an entire chapter.
An entire chapter just
dedicated to talking about how girls
have cooties. Yeah, girls have
cooties and you don't need to fuck.
Yeah, exactly.
He noted with remarkably little
excitement that most boys would get
married at some point. And like, he was kind
of like, yeah, like, you want to delay
this as long as possible. You'll probably get married
because it's the only way to carry out the creator's law.
That is to make children, right?
Yeah. But that's all that women are.
Like, they're not a partner.
There's nothing attractive about this.
Yeah, you gotta put a baby in them.
That's his attitude.
And yeah, he repeatedly stated
that women's bodies were repellent just
as he wrote about how wonderfully made
the bodies of young men and boys were.
As the boy scouts got off the ground, he
engineered many opportunities to watch
naked boys. Much of this happened at scout
camps where nude swimming was traditional.
And this is normal in swimming
in general. Like, there's a lot of nude swimming
in, like, England. But he liked
this a lot. He repeatedly described
naked boys at the swimming hole as a
delightful sight. As yummy.
This did start to, like I said,
this was kind of normal in the world he grew up
and it started to change in this period. And in
fact, during this period, the police
in London banned boys from swimming naked
in Hyde Park Lake.
Baden Powell is enraged by this
and he writes a...
How dare they!
My boys!
What is this?
It's a God given right to look at little boys
as they run into the Hyde Park Lake
and swim...
As they dance and jump and jiggle.
Yeah.
It's a beautiful sight, faithful God.
I will build my own lake and
they will all swim in it.
A woman walks by in a long version.
He's like, oh God, get that away from me.
Police!
I saw an inhuman creature known as
woman.
I assume he had gels, but he's probably
handsome and talk great.
He was as a younger man at least.
Everybody always gives me shit if they don't fight.
I'm just saying people at the time wrote that he was.
In fact, there are women at the time who write.
He's very handsome, but women...
He seems to have no interest in women.
Other people note this about him.
Yeah.
And also some of his...
I don't see why people would find this handsome.
He has an impact on people.
So,
when the police in London ban boys from
swimming naked in Hyde Park Lake,
Baden Powell writes a column for
Scout Magazine.
Suggesting that
Scoutmasters quote, educate the boy
by encouraging his self-expression
instead of disciplining him by police
methods of repression.
And it's so funny because it's like...
Self-expression is naked bathing.
Yeah.
There's like, part of me where it's just like,
you know, it's
ridiculous to, you know, penalize
people for skinny dipping.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to arrest someone for skinny dipping,
but like, you're not coming at this
from a holy place, Robert.
No.
He's not at all about self-expression.
No.
Well, there goes my fucking Saturday.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Oh, God.
I was going to put on my loosest pants and walk down to Hyde Park.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
I got a charcuterie plate and everything.
Hahaha.
I was going to have quite a time.
Hahaha.
So...
He's just ACAP.
This is what gets him ACAP?
He's then bringing out bathing suits for the boys.
Hahaha.
To fund the bommies.
Hahaha.
So one of
Baden Powell's friends at this time
is a teacher named A.H. Todd.
A.H. Todd's hobby was taking pictures
of nude boys.
He called them figure studies.
But the library he donated his album to
after his death destroyed all of these photographs
in the 1960s to quote,
protect Todd's reputation.
Because these pictures were not in fact
artistic figure studies.
They were child pornography.
Hahaha.
Geel, I think,
falls short of calling them child porn.
But he does note that the poses of the nude boys
in these photos were quote, contrived and artificial.
And he notes that they are artificial
and contrived in the same way as the poses
of naked women at the time that were sold as art
but were really soft-core pornography.
Right? If you're porn you couldn't get
but you could get these art photos that were based
that functioned as porn.
That's kind of what this guy's doing.
But for little... Well, I think they're like
boys at least certainly. Definitely children
of some sort. I don't know the exact age range
in all cases. Baden Powell spent quite a
lot of time with Todd. In 1919
he stayed at the man's home and wrote
Todd's photos of naked boys and trees, etc.
Excellent.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Naked boys and trees.
He has elephants. He has ducks.
He has people swimming in ponds.
He has a boy playing with himself.
He has a bear. He has fruit sitting
on a table. He has two boys playing with
himself.
Oh, God.
So he goes to hang out with Todd for a night
or two and he looks at his picture
book and he immediately, as soon as he gets
home, he sends Todd a letter asking
if he can visit again and noting
possibly I might get a further look at
those wonderful photographs of yours.
Hahaha.
I know, right?
It's pretty fucked up. Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Just like, I'm imagining
that dude sliding into people's DMs
because sometimes on Twitter I'll just see
like people will post
screen caps of like
thirsty dudes sliding into their DMs
and it sounds very, very similar.
Yeah.
Do I have to be a subscriber to only fans
to see the little boy pictures again?
Yeah.
And again, there's no evidence or even
allegations whatsoever that Robert
Baden Powell himself assaulted any boys.
I think there was a lot of gross
lasciviousness going on. I think there's
evidence he enjoyed child pornography.
I don't think he physically, again,
I don't know that he ever had sex other than
the three times necessary with his wife to
conceive children.
Because he was a repressed motherfucker.
Right? In this case, maybe that was good
because it seems
likely he never personally abused any boys.
Yeah.
It seems like with repression,
it's largely bad
except in very few cases.
Except for maybe in this case it helped out.
But although not really, because while
he personally probably
didn't, I can't obviously categorically say
anything, he absolutely
encouraged the nudity of young boys.
He also, in scouts, and he
encouraged those young boys to go to
their scout masters to discuss sex,
nakedness, and masturbation.
A not insignificant number of those men
turned out to be child molesters. And how
Robert Baden Powell dealt with those men
was telling.
Scouting rapidly grew larger. It became
an international organization in like a decade
or so. It spreads all over the world.
It gets very big very quickly.
This brought up a need for an ever-expanding
pool of men to work as scout masters.
These were volunteers, unpaid volunteers,
which is quite a lot of work to ask of
someone who has no ulterior motives for doing
the job. Right? My scout masters
were just like really nice people who
loved the outdoors and wanted to teach kids.
I don't think there's ever been any allegations against them.
Those people are
happen. But also,
there are people who join the Boy Scouts because
they're like, oh, I can be alone with a lot of
naked boys and I can do things. You know?
That is a major thing happening.
Now, again, as prepressed as this time was,
people are not ignorant
of the fact that there are child molesters
in the world. There are people within the
Boy Scouts and within like the government
who are like interfacing with the Boy Scouts, who recognize
this as a risk, who see what Baden Powell's
been like, well, if the wrong person
became a scout master, he could really hurt
a lot of boys. And they go to
Baden Powell and they're like, the Boy Scouts
need to set up a way to screen volunteers
in order to protect kids. We have to have something, right?
We have to attempt to stop people
who might hurt these kids.
And crucially, Robert Baden Powell said
no. Quote, and this
is from a letter he wrote, I don't think we ought
to make the test of scout masters too
stringent for fear of putting them off.
Again, it's expanding rapidly.
It can only expand as much as there are adult volunteers.
He doesn't want to
slow the expansion of the organization
by making sure that there aren't pedophiles
in the ranks.
Obviously.
How do you do a pedophile test though, you know?
Even if he had cared,
I'm sure it would have fallen short.
And it was inevitable. And this is
the kind of thing. The Boy Scouts are not evil
because some men
who got into the organization molested kids.
In an organization that at its peak has like
7 million kids, some of the adult volunteers
are going to molest some of those kids.
That is inevitable. Just at the scale that it is.
In a town of 7 million people,
some of the adults will molest children.
That is inevitable. That is not
doesn't mean the organization's evil.
What is evil is the way that they deal with it
or rather fail to deal with it. And that,
his evil is that like, again, if he had attempted
to screen for this
and just failed, that would be like, well, he tried.
And what, like, yeah, how could you
screen, how do you screen for this, right?
This is an ongoing conversation. We as a civilization
continue to have. The problem is not
that he failed in screening them. The problem
is like, I don't think screening is a good idea
because it's going to slow down our expansion, right?
That's the issue.
Sounds like an imperialist mindset
and I love that. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah. He's all about
that growth. Yep.
Now, the fact that damn near any adult
man could become a scout master becomes
an issue as the organization ages and expands.
In a 1920 book
about scouting in British schools,
one headmaster said, quote,
one of the weak spots in the scout movement generally,
it seems to me, is that there is no guarantee
of the capacity or character of the scout master.
Any man or calo youth
could get together a number of boys, form them
into a scout troop and become their scout master.
And there was no safeguard whatsoever
against his being a man of most pernicious influence.
So again, when we talk
about like damning people by the standards
of their time, people
raise the alarm from the beginning
of the boy scouts. People are telling Robert
you are not being careful enough with these boys
and he does not listen.
These concerns proved absolutely valid
within Baden Powell's lifetime.
In 1923, a scout master
was caught molesting a boy at the camp
at like Baden Powell's camp.
He gets sentenced, he gets caught by the police
and he is sentenced to three years in prison.
Now, this is a big story obviously, right?
Like this gets out, this isn't like hushed up
and Baden Powell writes a column in the
scouter, which is like the adult boy scout.
It's a magazine for the adult leaders within
the boy scouts. And in this column
he is effusive in his condemnation
of the man. He noted that if the law had
let him, he would have punished the man by
flogging. In the same article,
he correctly notes that the abuse of these
children by the scout master was a failure
of the boy scouts to honor their grave
responsibility of ensuring the safety
of boys. But at the same time,
he describes the sexual abuse
of a child by a scout master
as a man going too far
in quote, sentimentalism.
What the fuck?
What the fuck indeed?
What does that mean?
What the fuck indeed?
I think that is him covertly acknowledging
yes, a number of us are attracted to the
boys, but you don't touch them.
Yeah, I would be too sentimental of you.
I think the reality is like it is
there's a very complicated conversation
to have about people who are
attracted to children
and do not molest them.
But I think one thing that is clear is that
if you are that kind of person,
it is imperative that you do everything
in your power to not go anywhere near children.
Yeah.
That's critical. Don't fucking go near kids
if you're attracted to kids and you don't want to be
a monster. You're not a monster just because
you grow up with this thing in your fucking head.
As long as you don't put yourself in a position
where you're going to hurt anybody, right?
Yeah, I mean, just
make that your number one priority.
Yeah, not being near fucking kids, right?
Right above
eating and drinking.
Yeah, stay away from children.
Stay away from children, brush your teeth.
Yeah, yeah.
And Baden Powell's being like, well, of course it's fine
that a lot of us are attracted to the boys,
but this guy went too far in his sentimentalism,
which reveals a tremendous amount about him, right?
Yeah.
So,
as the book scouts honor notes,
Baden Powell was even more problematic in his attitudes
towards the sexual assault of boys in his care
during his private conversations
than he was in, again, this public column.
In 1922, a doctor named Patterson
was put in charge of the main camping
field at Gilwell, which is the first
in chief scout camp. So, Dr.
Patterson is responsible for the health of all these boys.
He sleeps in a medical hut that's near the field
where the boys camp, so he can be near
the boys to watch over them, because he's, again,
he's the doctor. He was extremely
trusted for years. Mothers
would often write to Lord Baden Powell
asking if he could pair their sons with
Dr. Patterson so he could talk to them about
sex, and Robert would send them to Patterson, right?
Like, they would be like, my son,
I'm a single mom, my son needs a man to talk to
about sex, and be like, I'll send them to the doctor.
Which, again, on the surface, if this guy
isn't a child molester, perfectly reasonable
like a boy has questions about sex, send him
to the doctor. Send him to a doctor.
Right. Here's the problem.
Dude's a child molester.
In August 1922,
several boys complained that Dr.
Patterson had given them painfully thorough
physical examinations at night
in his medical hut.
An investigation commenced, and Baden Powell
allowed Patterson to be quietly fired
rather than going to the authorities or taking
any kind of punitive action beyond kicking them out.
So they do not go to the police.
They do not make this a criminal matter, because they don't want
this to blow up. Right.
This is the first time that happens.
This will become the pattern for more than a century
of the Boy Scouts of America. It is established
by Robert Baden Powell.
Now, again,
when cases of sexual abuse did go public,
as that one did in 1923 that we talked
about earlier, Baden Powell was very loud
in public about decrying the abuse,
but as the book Scouts Honor notes,
however, Patterson's successor,
the doctor who follows after he gets quietly pushed out,
H.D. Byrne, proved to be
no different. After a decade
in charge of the camping field,
someone picked up, quote, a fat diary
in Byrne's room and discovered it to be filled
with detailed descriptions of sexual encounters
with boys.
He, too, was dismissed quietly, Jill writes.
Headquarters evidently preferred
not to let it be known that for almost 15 years
the one job in the movement requiring
men of unimpeachable integrity had been
occupied by a succession of active
peterists.
God.
Well, a whole
section of them, huh?
That's
that's a grip.
That's a grip of peterists. That's too many
peterists. That's too many peterists, I think.
I would say one, probably two minutes.
And again, to be fair here,
the evil is not that like a pedophile,
especially in a new organization, wound up in a position
and hurt boys. It's that their answer to it
was to hide it and then
promote another pedophile to that position
because they don't take any care to actually
screen these fucking people.
And again, if their screening had been imperfect,
that's a thing that happens. At least they tried. They didn't.
And their Baden-Powell's
instinct was to try to cover it up
and not to punish these people, to treat it as
a moral slip rather than
an act of profound evil.
That is how we see it. It's like, ah, these
men slipped. It's like, no, no, no.
They abused children.
Yeah, you're just firing them as if it's like
you showed up late to work twice.
Yeah, it's like, no, it's not
this is not a firing thing.
This is a, these people
need to be removed from society.
Yes, they have harmed children.
The worst thing you can do.
There's some justice
needs to be served.
Yeah, yeah.
The founder of the Boy Scouts would die in
1941, but the patterns he established
would follow the organization as it aged.
They are in brief, an avowed refusal
to properly check the men who volunteer
to watch over boys, a willingness to overlook
problematic behavior, and a commitment
to hiding the cases of abuse
that they are forced to acknowledge.
So.
Oh, fuck.
We're going to talk, yeah.
In part two about the modern BSA,
but it is just very important to note that
everything we'll be talking about in part two,
that stuff that goes up to like 2015 to right now,
really, starts with Baden Powell.
This is not a case of a man
founding a beautiful organization
that later people fail on
from the beginning, everything
problematic that has led to mass
sexual assaults in the Boy Scouts
was present from its founding.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's founded by a guy
who kind of wanted to fuck
kids. Kind of wanted to fuck kids.
That's, you know, that's a recipe
for disaster. That's a little bit of a,
yeah, it's not great. Not great. Probably.
Again, I had a great time
in Boy Scouts. I think an organization
with the broad goal of teaching
kids self-reliance
and survival in the woods
is wonder and absolutely necessary.
I think damn near 100% of kids
can benefit from something like that. Sure.
Probably shouldn't be founded and formed
by a succession of pedophiles. Probably
a bad idea. Probably a bad idea.
My note on the Boy Scouts, less pedophiles.
Yeah, yeah.
If I had one like four star Yelp
review, everything is good, but the
being founded and perpetuating
pedophilia throughout the United States
and the world is, that sucks.
Yeah, it's one of those things.
I'm sure there are people who'd be like, why didn't you do the Catholic Church?
We have talked about the Catholic Church a couple
of times, including like the, all of the horrible
abuses in the residential
schools in Ireland and whatnot.
But like one of the things that is worth noting
here is that like when you talk about the pedophilia
problem in the Boy Scouts, it's on the same
scale as the Catholic Church. Yeah.
At least in modern times, right? Yeah.
Catholic Church goes back a lot. Right.
Like we're talking
again at the present
time, at least a hundred thousand
alleged victims. Just to have come forward
in a couple of years. Like we're, this is
an enormous
scale of problem. Like this is not, we're not
talking about a kid here and a kid here. We are talking
about cities full of children who were molested
by their scout masters and other adult leaders.
Fun! Cool!
It's a fun
time for having today.
So Matt, this seems like a good time to ask
if you've got any pluggables to plug.
Oh, sure, dude. Yeah,
no, totally.
I do two podcasts
Pod Yourself a Gun, a Sopranos podcast
which is
about the Sopranos. And we go through it episode by
episode, me and Vince Mancini.
And we also do
a film podcast
where we just shoot the shit, kind of talk about movies called
the film drunk front cast. So check those out.
We rarely talk about
pedophilia, but, you know,
it's still fun. It's still a fun time.
So check those out.
And follow me on Instagram at Matt Leib jokes.
Yeah.
Follow him on Instagram at Matt Leib
jokes. And follow
your heart unless your heart says
to create an organization for boys
to have them swim naked in the field
so that you can watch them.
Then don't follow your heart.
Do not listen to a single fucking word your heart says.
Move. If that's what your heart says,
move alone to the woods.
Yes.
Make friends with a bear
and fucking games. Yeah, a bear was fine to make friends with a bear
in that case. Yeah.
At least they can fight back.
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, boy.
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