Behind the Bastards - Part Two: How The Rich Ate Christianity
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Yeah.
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we can do this uh so you you know, part two, right?
We should probably get back into the story.
So, by February of 1947,
Fifield has built this list of minister representatives, right?
That's what he calls the members of spiritual mobilization,
because it's specifically an organization for religious leaders.
And he calls these kind of, you know,
you might call them foot soldiers
or whatnot in his war to make
Christianity capitalism. He calls them minister
representatives. Repristers.
Yeah, repristers. And he
starts doing this in 1944. He has
about 400 minister representatives in
1944. By 1947, there's
more than 10,000 of them.
With NAM money behind him, he's able
to get out his message and
keep spiritual mobilization together despite its meteoric rise. He finds great success in arguing
against the pagan statism of socialist politics rather than against a social safety net, and for
the dignity of individual man as a child of God rather than against the responsibility of rich
people to pay taxes. Clergy begin to flood Fifield's Los Angeles office.
His phone rings off the hook for weird, like, it's usually people, like, when people call,
it's citizens who have, like, come across his organization somewhere,
and they're writing him because they want to get sent political tracts.
That's a big part of what spiritual mobilization does, is it sends out these right wing zines uh and books from authors like garrett garrett um and garrett garrett is g-a-r-e-t is his
first name and then his last name is spelled the right way have you heard of this guy i don't know
no i have not i've never heard of anyone being named garrett twice yeah it's a bad decision
obviously that's twice as many times as is the wrong number
of times. But Robert, is it
a typo or is it spelled
the first name spelled differently than
the last name? It is
the first name spelled differently. Is it a
key and peel bit? I actually kind
of like the different spellings.
Yeah, the first name
has
one R, one T. The last name has two r's two
two r's two t's yeah or is it garrett yeah i don't know you're gonna give him that i have
questions so he garrett garrett is like a an ayn rand type figure uh like he's a libertarian
fiction writer yes uh i mean based as hell cool so he writes he writes
some of the most insufferable sounding literary libertarian fiction i've ever heard of you can
find all of his books today hosted online for free by the mysis institute if you if you want to read
garrett garrett uh he was big in the 20s and 30s and in if the summaries i'm reading or anything
to judge by like it is some of the most insufferable shit ever one of his books is called satan's bushel and here's how
the mysis institute describes satan's bushel what is satan's bushel it is the last bushel that the
farmer puts on the market that breaks the price that is reduces it to the point that wheat farming
is no longer profitable the puzzle that afflicts the wheat farmers is that they sell their goods
when the price is low and have no goods to sell when the price is high.
Withholding goods from the market is one answer.
But why should any farmer do that?
What is the answer to this problem?
Working from this premise, then, as implausible as it may sound.
But the central figure in this book is the price of wheat.
It is the main source of drama.
The settings are the wheat pit at the Chicago Exchange in the Kansas wheat fields. fields yes he wrote a book where the protagonist is the concept of wheat as a commodity
i fucking love how bored satan has to be all the time where he's like listen guys we've got
nothing going on today i don't know let's fuck with the price of wheat yeah there's no more relatable protagonist than
the price of wheat the hero's journey of wheat wheat wheat initially rejects the call to adventure
but then accepts it after finding a mentor and the resolution of course is subsidies yes it all works it all works out it's perfect um it is also
just the weed of darkness was my favorite book very telling because garrett garrett is huge he's
one of the most popular authors that five fields distributing it's very telling of these guys
ideology that like you hear hey we gotten so good at farming wheat that it's it's basically free
and instead of being like oh good no one will ever not have bread again,
the dream of human beings for thousands of years finally realized,
it's, oh, my God, then we won't make money.
It's unfortunate the way that the system works.
A lot of drama in the book hinges upon someone who's apparently poisoning all of the wheat as
a favor to the farmers like poisoning the wheat to kill it so that it will make wheat more valuable
to help the farmers like this guy sounds like the name was monsanto this is crazy this is the most
amazing book i've ever heard of predictive programming if i understand correctly does
is the person who's poisoning the wheat a heroic character? I think so.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.
I didn't read this fucking book.
I absolutely did not read this fucking book.
I read a summary of the book by the Mises Institute, which, by the way, y'all will enjoy this.
In its biography of Garrett Garrett, the Mises Institute notes that he was, quote,
as noted for his critiques of the New Deal and U.S. involvement in the Second World War.
Now, hmm, right?
You hear that?
Hmm.
The only war for whom being against is inherently suspicious.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not that they're against World War II.
It's that they're against the concept of war.
If you are against World War II, I had better see a quaker somewhere in your biography or i am making
some dire assumptions you know the uh the misa institute is one of the most the insufferable
uh fucks i've ever run across like they they've come up in some of our stuff before and yeah one
of the things i i note uh in particular is like they're like they they have a long argument
on their website about why you don't have a positive obligation to feed your children
that's the good shit that's the good shit that's the libertarian stuff i love right there
fucking when you've got like fred coke arguing about the fact that people should be able to sell
themselves into slavery and fucking yeah yeah that Yeah. That's the good shit.
If you can't,
then do you really own yourself?
Yeah.
It's really funny to like,
it's,
it's shameful that you've got something as batshit wacko as that is like slavery is good.
Cause otherwise you don't own yourself.
And this guy decides to write a book about fucking wheat prices.
Like,
come on,
man.
There's so many cooler places to take this
i mean what's trading places about but orange prices it's the same central no no it's the
main character right i feel like i also there was a gorilla that's not okay is this wheat book uh
available on tape uh i don't know about that but it is in the public domain. Dan, you could do a free audio book of the week.
Let me write this down.
I'm going to do this.
Satan's bushel.
Oh, man, that is an MST3K movie waiting to happen.
I had to note, we're going on a bit of a tangent with Garrett Garrett, but it is important
to get some texture as to the kind of material that spiritual mobilization is putting out.
And when I saw that Garrett Garrett had been an opponent of u.s involvement in the second world war i did
a little bit more digging and i found an article from garrett garrett titled war has lost its
pockets from the saturday evening post in 1940 where garrett argues he argues a lot in this
article one of the things he says is that it wouldn't make sense for the nazis to use forced
labor because that's bad for business sure nazis they wouldn't use forced labor that's not very
efficient i'm gonna be i'm gonna be straight with you indisputable indisputable great argument
i've heard that same sort of like tone uh from libertarians about slavery in america as well
like that people wouldn't mistreat their slaves? That doesn't make economic sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
Okay, guys.
Anyways, my favorite book in the Bible is Exodus.
I don't know why, but...
So, spiritual mobilization sells this guy's books like hotcakes.
Now flush with cash, Fifield decides to draw in new ministers by making the gospel of free
enterprise profitable.
In October of 1947, he holds a national sermon competition with the perils to freedom as a theme, and he offers $5,000 in prize money.
More than 20,000 ministers submit entries, which is 15% of all clergymen in the nation.
So this is now, this isn't just I sent a letter to a bunch of people.
This is I have made a connection. So this is now this isn't just I sent a letter to a bunch of people.
This is I have made a connection.
They are engaging directly with the and making propaganda of their own now, which is a really smart way to do this.
Right.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah. Has has part of that been like because because everything that we're talking about now is purely economic and currently in the present day all of that is tied in with a
real bloodthirst so in this time period was that separate was there still that undercurrent of like
and you're gonna have to kill infidels like that kind of thing or yeah that's there i mean these
guys are very we'll talk the korean war comes into this a little bit um you know they're they're
this is this immediate
post-war period there's not quite as much of that just because everyone's kind of tired of fighting
for a little bit everyone's already fought out but once we know several million died whatever
once we start getting into these wars in korea and vietnam yes these guys get very pro killing
the communists and you know this is cool this This gives birth to the to the chunks of the conservative movement that are pro Rhodesia and all that.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Love it.
Yes.
So Pew and the NAM are so happy with this.
This thing that Fifield carries out, getting all these ministers to engage with this propaganda that they double his annual budget.
Pew generally takes a lead here in soliciting donations from his rich friends. He sees this as a success and he wants to
like a crack has been made in this
wall of leftism in
the clergy in America and he wants to
shoot as much fucking water
into that crack as possible to try to expand
it. So he tells
his fellow rich guy friends, it is hot,
that spiritual mobilization should
be at the top of the list for all their donations.
Citing the polls that he paid for that showed ministers as the most influential molders of public opinion.
But as this experiment rolled forward, there were some on the left who could see the shape of what was starting to take form.
I'm going to quote now from Kevin Cruz's book, One Nation Under God, How Corporate America Invented Christian America.
Quote,
In February 1948, journalist Kerry McWilliams wrote an acidic
cover story on it for The Nation. With Save Christianity and the Save Western Capitalism
chants becoming almost indistinguishable, a major battle for the minds of the clergy,
particularly those of the Protestant persuasion, is now being waged in America, he began.
For the most part, the battle lines are honestly drawn and represent a sharp clash in ideologies,
but now and then the reactionary side tries to fudge a bit
by backing movements which mask their true character and real sponsors.
Such a movement is spiritual mobilization.
McWilliams explained to his readers the scope of its operations,
noting that it now had nine organizers working in high-rent offices
in New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles,
and had distributed hundreds of thousands of pamphlets
by pro-business authors for free.
But no one knew who was funding the operation, McWilliams warned.
There had only been vague statements from Fifield that non-ministers who have a common stake in the America and Christian traditions
cannot contribute service and that it was only natural that they give substance instead.
In McWilliams' withering account, Fifield came off as a charlatan
who prostrated himself before the apostles of rugged individualism
to secure his own
fame and fortune
and, in return,
prostituted himself
for their needs.
So,
and this is how
it's framed at the time
because they don't have access
to, like, the letters
and stuff I've been reading.
They don't know
that this is all funded
by the NAM, right?
That's not super obvious
to anyone writing it,
but he can tell
from what Fifield's saying
that, like,
there is some
shady business interest in spiritual mobilization like he's speaking about it i always love more
than anything whenever people use adjectives that are thoroughly inadequate for the job of like
hey you know he's fudging things like no there's a multi-million dollar campaign behind a lie
yeah this is not fudging things he's not like
oh it's not it's not fifty dollars it's a hundred dollars it's this motherfucker is killing everyone
yeah i mean obviously at the time too like mick williams doesn't have all that data there's only
so much you can say in an article without being sued but he you can see he's like he's he he knows
what's happening he just doesn't have the proof of it, right? He's trying to put that out as clearly as he can.
Something's rotten in Denmark.
Ooh.
The Dutch East India Company.
Yeah.
This scares the hell out of the NAM, right?
Like this guy's kind of on to them.
And that he's attacking Fifield as like a charlatan.
So they mobilize a bunch of rich guys, including the president of the Republic Steel Corporation
to send out mass mailers
to other business owners and executives
defending Fifield.
And as a fun fact, the guy who sends out
this mass letter is
Charles White, the president of Republic Steel.
Charles White presided
over the 1937 Memorial
Day Massacre when 10 Republic
Steel union workers were gunned down by
policemen for striking so that's the guy he sends out a letter to a bunch of rich guys calling
five field one of my personal friends to solicit donations for i was literally about to say
republic steel sounds like a dystopian future name for like the overarching and then the next
thing you said murdered 10 people and I'm like well you know what
let's not even
I'm going to read a quote from this letter
that White writes defending Fifield
Our company has supported this
crusade generously for some years
and we believe in it deeply the more so since
I have read this irresponsible article
and see how the opposition feels about
spiritual mobilization
White then went on to ask the people
he'd written this letter to why don't you send a check at once and in short order more than a
hundred thousand dollars had been donated by business owners to spiritual mobilization in
like a couple of days um it's great like he's doing the whole they're trying to cancel us like
the liberal media is trying to cancel us you need to send send us money. Very ahead of his time, you know?
Trailblazer.
Just such a, like, you're getting money from people. If you get a hundred
thousand dollars from people, it's people who
do not give a shit about money.
You know? Like, in two days, that's
crazy. Yeah, and again, that's like a
million or two. That's like a couple million bucks
then. Yeah. So,
spiritual mobilization itself responded to
this criticism in the nation in that
time-honored tradition of smart shitheads it got bigger and louder in 1949 it launched the freedom
story a 15-minute radio program presented by fiefield and here's crews and politico describing
this in the original scripts fiefield made direct attacks on democratic programs at home but his
lawyer warned him they would lose the public service designation that gave them free airtime if he were too plain spoken with partisan attacks.
Instead, he advised.
Hey, buddy, you're going to go down the Mike Lindell route.
You got to stop.
You got to stop.
I can see the future.
You're going to become Mark Lindell.
No, that's not even what he's worried about.
He's fine with him becoming Mike Lindell.
He doesn't want him to have to pay for this ad by it being too political.
It's going to cut into overhead.
Right, right. lindell he doesn't want him to have to pay for this ad by it being too political overhead yeah
right so he advises instead that the five field should basically instead of don't talk about
democratic policies in the u.s that's not allowed you you'll get you know we'll have to pay for it
then but if you talk about foreign examples of the minister keeping socialism then that's not
political hey why don't we own why don't we own Venezuela?
I mean, honestly.
Look into your heart.
So anything outside the United States, not politics.
Not politics.
Can't be politics.
Let's start the Crusades, baby!
Nonpartisan.
Exactly.
We just talked about how nonpartisan the Crusades were.
Yeah.
Ah, good times.
So since Fifield's NAMM backers had lost a lot of friends in media, or had a lot of friends in media,
it was child's play to ensure that this freedom story got free airtime in over 500 stations.
So, this thing, again, and they're like, you motherfuckers could pay for this.
But, you know, it also sounds better if it's not political, right?
It doesn't sound like I'm a guy making a right wing, like ad if I'm just talking
about the history and the dangers of creeping socialism to freedom in these other countries.
You know, it's it's it's a smarter way to do it. So this is a big hit gets out to a lot of earbuds.
And Fifield's next big move is a four day conference in 1950, with 25 of the most popular
ministers in the United States and an assortment of big business leaders,
including Crane and Pew.
A pair of economists, Friedrich von Hayek and Ludwig von Mies,
were also present.
I bet they're great!
The Austrians are here!
Ludwig von Mies!
Top, yeah, Mies was so great!
Yeah, Mies is back in the mix!
In between writing articles about how you don't have to feed your kids
and how child labor is fine.
What are you doing feeding your kids? You're your time shows up here good absolutely yeah good for him
he sits up perhaps children should starve and a rounds of applause come from the ministers and
business leaders in the audience like freedom hey listen when i when i went to and took my dog jake
to basic dog training the dog trainer was very specific.
She said, you have to work for your paycheck.
And now it makes perfect sense to me.
People are dogs is what I'm trying to say.
Yeah.
That's that's what that's that's a big part of what's happening at this conference.
So Fifield describes the goal of this like symposium as to, quote, define the conflicts in this critical period of civilization and to establish
freedoms answers to these problems.
Tentatively,
the agenda will cover such subjects as the relationship of liberty to
Christianity,
equality and morality competition and corporation and the application of true
Christian principles to present day problems.
So this is a big hit.
It gets the most popular preachers in
the world or in the country together with all of the richest people in the country and a bunch of
libertarian economists. And they all start being buddies with each other and they start like
spreading their ideas around. And these ministers go back to their gigantic churches and like start
talking about some of the things they've encountered. Social mobilization launches a
magazine called Faith and Freedom,
which was billed as a place
where ministers could write in
and express their views freely,
debating with one another
over the issues of the day.
But almost all of those debates
were really just screeds
against social welfare, right?
There's not like a left-wing,
right-wing debate.
It's like, how much should we
stop feeding people?
Right, right.
And this is actually where we get
into one of the precursors of the modern right wing
like bugbear that Satanists are secretly behind socialism.
I think this is the start of that.
And I want to read a quote here.
This is from one of the ministers who wrote for faith and freedom and an essay he did
called Pagan Origin of the Social Gospel, which in which he argues that pagan influenced
strands of Christianity, and he includes
Unitarianism here, had led to a, quote, shift in faith from God to man, from eternity to
time, from the individual to the group, from individual conversion to social coercion,
and from the church to the state.
That, like, pagan origin of the social gospel, that, like, the idea of a social welfare state
in any way, is is he's not calling
it satanist but it's it's not christian it's fundamentally anti-christian is is don't swear
that argument starts i think yeah it's a transition towards satanism it's god then humans then satan's
next yeah yeah yeah totally you know i i feel i feel for the for these people right because you
used to be able to just call someone a witch and people would believe you.
Yeah.
But now you have to do this whole dog and pony show with all these lies.
You have to do all this pagan shit.
You can't just say people who like socialism are witches, so let's kill them.
But to be fair, they did do empirical tests about whether or not people were witches.
Wow, they were heavy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or they were able to be crushed
by rocks if they weren't cultures like there were things you would feed them and if they die they're
not a witch but if they survive they're a witch or vice versa it works both ways get a job or have
a giant rock tossed on you i feel like this is very simple so in 1950 the republicans you know
after this is after several years of nam and five field working together in 1950, the Republicans, you know, after several years of NAM and Fifield working together, in 1950, the Republicans have a huge win at the midterm elections, right? And this is taken by Pew and the others in NAM as evidence that what they're doing is working, right? Like, this shit is paying big political dividends. More funds poured into spiritual mobilization.
poured into spiritual mobilization.
Fifield celebrated in a letter to the head of General Motors, writing, quote,
We are having quite a deluge of letters from across the country indicating the feeling that spiritual mobilization has had some part in the awakening which was evidenced by the
elections.
Of course, we are a little proud and very happy for whatever good we have been able
to do in waking people up to the peril of collectivism and the importance of freedom
under God.
Meaning, now that the Nazis have been gone for a little while,
fascism can totally be popular again.
Let's move it back into fascism.
Let's get back into it!
But we'll call it freedom under God,
because freedom is a tiny number of people owning everything,
and it's under God, because that's what God wants, you know?
And also definitely not paying
taxes that's yeah well for sure god does not want you paying taxes yeah what's the point of having
serfs if you have to pay taxes to help them live when they're too old to work yeah i bet they have
more than one that'll be twice as many of them we did get there eventually do you have a positive
responsibility to help people who are dying misa says no no no of course not and eventually do you have a positive responsibility to help people who are dying
mises says no no no of course not and in fact you have a responsibility to maximize your own
profit by letting people die sometimes because that's why i read an essay yeah so now empowered
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And this is the thing people don't often get.
It didn't used to be like a big, big thing.
Like we didn't always, it wasn't always like the hugest deal in the world, the 4th of July.
It has become that in recent decades.
And a big part of why it is what it is, especially on the right, why it is like such a, almost a holy day.
It is kind of a holy day to millions of Americans that really starts in this period.
But you know what's starting in this period right now?
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ah we're back and i have just learned the news that build a bear workshop launched an after dark
series of erotic teddy bears oh fuck a bear love that place fuck a bear yeah so great yeah i uh
this is my whole world now um so be cancel our next 10 podcast recordings i have a new thing to
do oh they seem to mostly just be
Build-A-Bears in pajamas with wine.
I wouldn't openly say that on the internet,
Robert.
What?
I have a new thing to do
talking about fuck-a-bear.
The fuck-bears. Yeah.
Absolutely. Dan and Jordan, you guys
can bounce. I gotta deal with this
bear situation. That's fair.
That's a fair bear situation.
What's a more
care bear than a fuck bear? A fair
bear situation. Horny,
horny teddy bears.
I want a teddy bear that's
ready to Netflix and chill.
Well, see, this is just society
maintaining balance.
The M&MMs become less sexy.
The Build-A-Bears have to get
more fuckable.
Do you know what's crazy? The Care Bear
that had a vulva on its stomach
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Yeah, it was weird.
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that would basically just be a fleshlight
that you know builder bear could make some money with a fleshlight builder bear
hey uh i think builder bears already made a bit of money
look this is this is free cash we are leaving on the ground we need a more fuckable teddy bear
look right this has been the problem since time immemorial
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So, when we last left our actual episode,
our buddy, Mr. Fifield, has decided he's going to change the 4th of July.
And to explain what his plan is, I'm going to quote from Kevin Cruz again.
To mark the 175th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, they proposed for the week surrounding the 4th of July a massive series of events devoted to the theme of freedom under God.
theme of freedom under God.
To that end, in June 1951,
the leaders of spiritual mobilization announced the formation of a new committee to
proclaim liberty, the CPL,
to coordinate their 4th of July
Freedom Under God celebrations.
Despite its apparent spiritual emphasis,
the true goal of the committee was advancing political
conservatisms. Its two most
prominent members had been brought low by Democratic
administrations. Hoover, driven from the
White House two decades earlier by Franklin Roosevelt.
Driven from the White House.
Driven from the White House.
Driven from the White House.
With stones and chains and whips.
If only.
Kept Pennsylvania.
Yeah, you're not.
You want to guess who Hoover's partner was in this?
Who are you going to put up next to Herbert Hoover in this Fourth of July event?
General Douglas MacArthur.
Get out!
Yeah, baby!
Why?
Because he had just gotten fired by Harry Truman
for wanting to nuke all of China and Russia, basically.
Yeah, I mean, sure.
During the Korean War.
He was like, why don't we start a nuclear war
that kills tens of millions of people
in order to win in Korea?
And Truman was like, oh, God, you're out of your mind. You should not be in korea and truman was like oh god you're
out of your mind you should not be in charge of fighting men anymore and then macarthur said what
about freedom yeah that's what he spends the rest of his life doing in his defense at the time the
military was just firing nuclear bombs into arizona and forcing troops to walk through it in
case it gave them yeah why don't we know look we should at least nuke the enemy as much as we're nuking ourselves, right?
Absolutely.
That's just fair.
That's Doug MacArthur's attitude.
So he had gotten fired two months ago when he gets put in this committee, right?
Like he has just gotten out of the Korean War business.
So he immediately goes into let's make Christianity capitalism by subverting the 4th of July to our own purposes.
So these guys get joined by a bunch of different legal, like conservative right wing media figures, entertainment industry figures who are like very right wing.
Bing Crosby is a member of this committee, right?
Bingo.
James O'Keefe.
No, but Cecil B. DeMille.
Wait, so every time I've watched White christmas i've supported a fucking nazi
god damn it yeah a little bit i mean yeah if you had old blue eyes wasn't a good man
i can't imagine you not just assuming that cecil b is on the committee to proclaim liberty well
yeah but of course he is walt disney is on the committee to proclaim of course he is i just
didn't know that bing crosby was a nazi yeah he's pretty far right and of course our buddy ronald reagan is on the committee well yeah um and then
you've got a bunch of big business types there's jay howard pew obviously uh harvey firestone
conrad hilton james harvey firestein no firestone the guy for the tires very different very different i was living in
independence day i was like oh my god how can we do this oh man craft henry used fred maytag
and jc penny um all of these guys are are part of the committee are hanging out with bingo you know
trying to do a kill democracy every time you learn the
history of where you shop if it's been around for longer than 50 years you're like why why aren't i
burning this down right now why aren't i just lighting it on fire it should be everyone briefly
asked in 2020 and there's zero reason exciting times there's zero reason for a hobby lobby a
hobby lobby to still be standing like zero reason
well they got a house those stolen artifacts that is true and now we're back to indiana jones
so you wouldn't think a group of luminaries and brands with that kind of star power you got all
the big ben crosby and walt disney together finally with with douglas mcarthur it is a dream team of dudes who sucked
um but you wouldn't think like with that kind of they're also dudes who are pretty good at being
famous you wouldn't think they would have needed to advertise uh for this sort of thing but by god
they do disney firestone all of these big corporate like motherfuckers take out a series of full page
newspaper ads advertising all these events around the fourth of j take out a series of full page newspaper ads advertising
all these events around the 4th of July, this like week of right wing, you know, speeches and
radio programs and whatnot. Each of these full page ads focuses primarily on the preamble to
the Declaration of Independence. A lot of them are just the preamble being printed. Now, you might
wonder, well, that doesn't sound super right wing, right? That's just like a historical thing about the United States.
There's nothing particularly right-wing about printing the Declaration of Independence as preamble.
No, no, no, wrong.
You have to read it for it not to be right-wing.
If you print it and you don't read it, it's right-wing.
You see what I'm saying?
That is essentially what they're doing because they want people to read the preamble.
They don't want people to read the Declaration of Independence.
If you read the Declaration of Independence, a lot of it is very specific critiques about
shortcomings of the British government, right?
Sure.
Their problem is a lack of good government.
They are, as you might guess by the fact that they made a government, they're not anti-government.
And again, evidence of this is that when the revolution was won a lot of people who had signed that declaration went on to crush a libertarian uprising in their own country with cannons
you know like they were not yeah but i mean you know reasonably speaking only two people have
actually read the declaration and that's king george and nick cage and those are the only two
to be fair nicholas
cage read the back of it he did he did not not even the front of it yeah yeah so quoting just
the preamble of the declaration of independence allows these guys to turn the declaration from
what it is which is a list of political grievances rooted in a specific place in time and the
solution of those grievances was a kind of government, it allows them to ignore that and just turn through the using only the preamble, turn the declaration into
a manifesto of Christian libertarianism, where the only focus is in the founding fathers
wanting to remove government, right?
That's not the declaration isn't the founding fathers saying we don't want to have government
because free enterprise is best.
It's them saying this government is shit and we want to do a better job, right? You don't want that thought to go into people's head. In his book,
One Nation Under God, Cruz quotes one version of this ad paid for by the San Diego Gas and
Electric Company. It told its readers, quote, these words are the stones upon which man built
history's greatest work, the United States of america remember them well and the words
of the preamble were accompanied by helpful analysis by the good people at the committee
to preserve liberty all men are created equal that means you are as important in the eyes of
god as any man brought into this world you are made in his image and likeness there is no superior
man anyway all right so we're anywhere stop right there period fine fine we're all gonna go home
end of show that guy was great let's get out of here they are endowed by their creator with
certain inalienable rights here is your birthright the freedom to live work worship and vote as you
choose these are rights no government on earth may take from you except for the government
established by this declaration which didn't let most people vote but like whatever i would like
more rights than those thank you yeah that to secure these rights governments are instituted among men here is
the reason for and the purpose of government government is but a servant not a master
not a giver of anything right now we get into the right-wing propaganda um deriving their just
powers from the consent of the govern in america the government may assume only the powers you allow it to have it may assume no others right this is a subtle piece of propaganda
though this is very smart what they are doing here is re-contextualizing and repurposing history into
something very different than what it was um in order to inculcate a specific political ideology in the population.
And this works pretty fucking
good. If you want to talk about how successful
replacing the real...
Look at the world today.
Exactly.
What are you fucking talking about?
Oh, we need evidence. Get the fuck out of here.
Do you know how
obvious it is? You used the
word inculcate
i did um i i i want to quote to talk about like how successful specifically
the evidence that this worked is both of us have podcasts both of us have podcasts yeah
but also it's interesting to me that the the preamble remains a really common piece of right wing propaganda in a lot of shit that's been happening very recently.
I'm going to quote from Jacqueline Keillor's book, Standoff, which is about the Bundy occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.
Quote, On January 19th, 2016, Ryan Payne, a Malheur occupier and founder of Operation Mutual Aid, a militia coalition based in Montana, read the preamble of the Declaration of Independence
at a community meeting held at the refuge. Political instruction in the philosophical
beliefs that brought anti-government activists together in armed rebellion against the feds was
common at both the refuge and during Cliven Bundy's standoff in Bunkerville, Nevada, two years earlier.
And this is interesting because it's not just the preamble. A lot of these militiamen carry
pocket constitutions, right? That is a huge thing among chunks of the libertarian right.
And the specific pocket constitutions that everyone at fucking Malheur has are produced by the National Center for Constitutional Studies, which was founded by a Mormon elder named W. Cleon Skousen.
Yeah, baby!
Yeah!
Skousen's in the housing
oh there's our guy was a founder of the john birch society who are directly talking with
five field and with nam they are working with nam right now welch is a member like
yeah and skousen got uh sort of he had to remove himself from the birch society because he was too
extreme this is the guy who was too
shitty for the worst people ever yeah yeah um but it is important to note that skousen is very much
copying fiefield and his organization in handing out these pocket constitutions he he this is where
this idea comes from that we can repurpose pieces of American history for this specific end without like that.
That's like a great thing for us is going to be taking these historical documents, adding our own context to them, adding essays to them, explaining them in a way that makes our ideology seem like the only possible American thing.
That starts here with the Committee to Preserve Liberty and their effort to recontextualize the 4th of July.
And obviously, as we've talked about, it's been a tremendously successful thing.
Right, right, right.
So basically what you're saying is that we need a fucking time machine.
Look, if I had a time machine, I would get up to some shit.
Yeah, the present would be fucked up if you had a time machine yeah there'd be a lot of folks just missing
oh boy howdy um starting no that's not a good joke to tell back to the fourth of july in the
lead up to the day itself reverend f Fifield gave a big radio service wherein he
introduced the people of the United States to the Committee to Proclaim Liberty. He told them its
purpose was to, quote, revive a custom long forgotten in America, spiritual emphasis on the
4th of July. They held another big essay contest soliciting sermons on the theme Freedom Under God.
Fifield encouraged ministers to read the sermons they wrote to their own congregations on Independent Sunday, July 1st.
Now, I want to hone in on this a bit because it's brilliant.
Earlier, Pew had criticized Fyfield for not directly controlling what ministers wrote and said in their sermons.
But Data had told the NAM that handing out...
Sorry, that's just a sad, fucked up criticism.
It is fucked up, yeah.
Just like, hey, listen listen you're not controlling what
everyone's saying you piece of shit hey bro get your pastors on a leash yeah exactly yes but
at the same time while like pew is frustrated by this in am's data shows that the pre-written
sermons and stuff that like that they're handing out don't work they sound too much like propaganda
yeah right right so fyfield gets and the coke
brothers are right fucking there man well fred coke was found a number of the john birch exactly
yep so yeah fyfield gets 17 000 ministers to write their own sermons on a theme that he's chosen um
and like ties that to the fourth of july of July, right? Has all of these ministers, thousands of them around the country, giving variations of the same speech on a thing he's picked on the 4th of July.
That'll put it in your own words, kind of thing.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how you copy in high school.
Yeah, it's like a high school essay contest.
How you cheat.
Yeah, it's like the winner gets to go to dc yeah that kind of
gets to help overthrow democracy and institute an oligarchic uh dictatorship yeah i mean you put it
like that's a bad thing but that is an accomplishment it is an accomplishment look i'm not
taking anything from these dudes they're good at what they're doing so i'm going to quote next from
kevin cruz again these sermons were amplified by a program broadcast that same evening over from these dudes. They're good at what they're doing. So, I'm going to quote next from Kevin Cruz again.
These sermons were amplified by a program
broadcast that same evening over CBS's
national radio network.
Cecil B. DeMille worked with his old friend
Fifield to plan the production, giving it a professional
tone and attracting an impressive array of
Hollywood stars. Jimmy Stewart
served as master of ceremonies, while Bing
Crosby and Gloria Swanson offered short
messages of their own.
The preamble to the declaration was led by Lionel Barrymore,
who had been Mickey mouse.
This is,
this is what happens when you make a banker,
the protagonist of one of the most famous movies of all time.
That's entirely,
it's all,
I know you've got very good points about all of these people. I mean, but I'm going to blame Jimmy Stewart alone. It's all i know you've got very good points about all these people i mean but i'm
gonna blame jimmy stewart alone it's it's all him not just a banker but a banker who to his credit
bombed uh flew a bunch of bombing missions over germany in world war ii and then to less of his
credit was an active general during the korean war of the air force oh yeah that's not good don't
get me started on mickey's history and mickey mouse has killed a lot of people but you know what mickey doesn't get up in the sky to do
it mickey mickey uses a knife that's true um yeah so lionel barrymore drew barrymore is either
father or grandfather i forget right now but yeah stop it yeah there's like 10 people alive i'm sick
of this shit we need more characters in the human race when you complain about that i complain about it he poses to like help advertise this event
where he's you know all these famous people are giving speeches and he's reading the preamble he
poses holding a giant quill and looking at a piece of parchment parchment with the words freedom
under god will save our country again this is we don't think about what under god means so much but like this is a
very specific political line because freedom under god they have made mean a very specific thing
right that you have the freedom to be poor that's what it means freedom under god to these guys is
you have the freedom to be poor and you're not free if there aren't poor people that's i'm confused it sounds like you aren't it sounds like you are not thankful for your freedom sir yeah i mean yeah that's that's
that's where all this gets started so the broadcast featured choral performances of the america as
well as heritage an epic poem composed by the former leader of the u.s chamber of congress uh general matthew ridgeway yeah
whites are great yeah whites are great it's dope everybody knows it's fun to be eight the guy who
takes over commanding american forces in korea uh oh lionel barrymore's great uncle to true
barrymore thank you sophie uh somewhere in there um so matthew ridgeway who's the commander of
american forces in korea
the guy who replaces uh fucking famous right-wing shithead douglas mcarthur um he's also a right-wing
shithead and he gives a keynote address from tokyo uh as part of this like big fucking fourth of
july brouhaha and he tells america that the founding fathers were motivated to do what they
did by their christianity um you know don't read
thomas paine and the whole book he wrote about how he doesn't like christianity they did it all for
jesus you know that was the genesis of america so this is the kind of propaganda that sticks in
people's hearts and souls and it becomes central to their being the genius here and this is where
pew and the nam come into it was that wrangling beloved celebrities
like Jimmy Stewart and Bing Crosby.
Fifield doesn't have that kind
of power on his own, but the NAM does.
They've got all these fucking inroads everywhere.
And this whole gigantic
event solidifies the 4th of July
as the most sacred day
in the right-wing religious calendar, right?
And as a side benefit
to the corporations who sponsor
the show the christian libertarian ideology five few five field expands upon over the airwaves also
gets to hitch a ride into people's souls it becomes part of the fourth of july and part of
the celebration of the fourth of july and part of the lexicon we use to talk about freedom gets
infected with this thing that he's invented one of the things that i absolutely despise most
more than anything else is finding out some horrific tradition is only like like my dad
could have not dealt with it you know like like every time i go to a baseball game and there's a
flyby by shit i'm like the war's over man like i want to start a war like it's that kind of fury at like we're we're past this
man yeah why are we still why are we doing this why are we doing this we didn't do this for a
long time the information that you have just provided jordan will make it so he can't watch
the hot dog eating contest i will never watch that hot dog eating contest i will watch yeah i mean i
i've never watched one and never will again, but certainly extra not now.
And you can tell Jamie Loftus I said that.
Oh, I will.
Sophie is sending her an email right now.
Yeah, you better fucking do it.
Yeah.
Anyways.
I will.
So the celebrations, all of this shit we've talked about is the days leading up to the 4th of July.
On the 4th itself, the Committee to Pro proclaim liberty coordinates americans in nearly every
state to all ring their church bells simultaneously for 10 minutes i don't like that i don't like
that at all it's great it's great in los angeles the city government uses the air raid sirens
like to do this like they join in with la's air raids this is the first time los angeles's air
raid sirens are used.
I'd probably scare people who didn't know.
Yeah.
Why would you do this?
There's a cold war on.
What is wrong with you?
We are fighting in Korea.
Everyone has nukes now.
One newspaper.
That's one of the things that has like changed so much from growing up in small town, middle
America is like when I was young, a large group of people chanting the same thing
was good yeah now that we're where we are if a large group of people chant the same thing i'm
running in the opposite direction i don't care if it's usa or like fucking silvanesso is great i'm
out of here because there's nazis there um sophie also just muted me for a second i just want everyone
to know she's trying to steal my my my voice and my free speech i'm being canceled by the radical left
so uh one of so the fucking los angeles uses their air raid sirens to celebrate the fourth
of july and a newspaper writer describes it as in the most fascist line I have ever heard in a newspaper.
A scream as wild and proud as that of the American Eagle.
You love to hear it.
Daniel, can we get an air raid siren so everyone can hear a scream as loud and proud as the American Eagle?
Oh, that was a good air raid siren.
Not Daniel.
Chris.
Sorry.
Beautiful.
Chris.
Just so beautiful.
The whole thing was a big hit.
The Committee to Proclaim Liberty organizers wrote in a later analysis that, quote, the
very words freedom under God have added to the vocabulary of freedom a new term.
It is a significant phrase to people who know that everybody from Stalin on down is paying The very words freedom under God have added to the vocabulary of freedom a new term.
It is a significant phrase to people who know that everybody from Stalin on down is paying lip service to freedom until its root meaning is no longer apparent.
The term freedom under God provides a means of identifying and separating conditions which indicate pseudo freedom or actual slavery from those of true freedom.
So if you think freedom is not having to worry about going broke because you can't pay for health care or if you think freedom is not starving to death
you're a slave that's slavery that's a really good point that i hadn't thought of it in that
way before but since you just said it i'm convinced yeah yes i'm gonna go on to vote
for ronald reagan in a couple
days it's it's really weird it's really weird how you convinced me of a point that you were
in opposition to yeah so things start to move very quickly after this point this is a huge hit
so in 1953 the u.s has its first ever national prayer breakfast um we could talk a lot about the family here, but you know what the theme of the first prayer breakfast is?
Hot dog eating contest.
Almost, basically.
He's funnier.
Government under God.
There's that term, under God, again.
In 1954, the Pledge of Allegiance has the words under God added to it.
Congress adds, in God we trust, to our stamps in 1954 and to paper money in 1955
in 1956 in god we trust becomes the first official motto of the united states all of this happens
right after this fourth of july event i know it's really not fair that's fucked up like if i if my
dad didn't have to say under god i should retroactively not have to have said it.
Yeah.
When I said the present.
And if someone suggests that you shouldn't have to say it, your dad's going to be pissed.
I'm going to be.
You know who else is going to be pissed?
He will be furious.
The hot dog eating contest people.
Well, yeah, but they're always angry.
No, who's going to be pissed is the products and services that support this podcast,
because there's such good deals that they're losing money on every sale.
You know,
they're really because of the deals that we're giving you,
it's really hurting them.
So,
you know,
they don't have to go broke.
They do have that freedom.
They have that freedom to be poor,
you know?
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And we're back we are you and i me us all here together talking hey listen i just want
to say now that now that we're back you're doing a great job thank you thank you yeah thank you
jordan thank you i'm sorry for all the mean things i said about you off air to your face that's that's that's okay i cried on air through it sophie says most of that stuff to me every
morning that's how i wake up every day and also also i'd like to apologize that i kept telling
you that hoover won pennsylvania during the break you you did say that about 130 times
jordan was just cursing at me in an unbroken stream i don't know what got uh came over me
but yeah we're a good team
it's good stuff we'll just make that be the ad break next time so reverend james fiefield has
accomplished something amazing here right like under god is fucking everywhere and now we all
know the horrible fucked up ideological reasons behind those words in his write-up on this whole
fucking thing eckert Tolle Jr. notes,
quote, many of Fifield's letters, both to Pew and Crane,
ended with a request for funding.
Fifield continuously presented himself
as selfless and living a simple life,
even though both his church and his spiritual mobilization
were perpetually in a state of need.
As Fifield asked for donations
and monetary interventions to save himself
financially, he and his staff directed
very few funds or outreach initiatives to
the poor. They were spending it all on
capitalism. Listen, we're very, we're very,
we're the tip of the spear, I just want to let you
know, but we need your money
to continue fighting the good
fight. We're going to just need it. He's
pioneering it, yeah. Yeah.
But he's just talking directly to rich
guys. Now, Toy quotes
from a letter an employee of spiritual mobilization sent to Crane of the NAM in 1953.
Quote, basic to your thought in this area is the concept of vast majorities who cannot take care of themselves.
They are too foolish, too weak, too gullible.
You and a few others who really care feel the need to scurry around and get government to force somebody else to do something for these poor folk.
Tolstoy made an observation that bears directly on your little crusade.
He said, people will do everything for the poor except get off their backs.
This is the job for the government in libertarian thought, to destroy parasitism by pulling
people off their victims' back.
For this, we need a strong government, strong enough to do the job.
That's good stuff.
You might kind of find that incoherent.
Like, we need a strong enough government to do the job of you might good stuff you might find that incoherent like we need a strong enough
government to do the job of destroying the government yeah sir start one more time uh a what
it's very funny it's also funny because fiefield himself is absolutely a parasite on the rich like
he's just sucking money away from them um totally and they get a lot for it early on um but it
starts it doesn't work as well after this big
fourth of july thing that's kind of like his his high point you mean five fields yeah five fields
high like he did his part he did his part right and he's not necessary after that that's exactly
right oh my god you are really getting to a tribe called quest aren't you sure five feet
oh all right come on now come on i didn't catch that what am i a
monster am i a bad person it just wasn't a good joke i'm glad you said it dan fair point being
a hero once again i have the freedom of expression well and and we you also have the freedom to go
broke when you get cancer we have glorious glorious freedom here, all of us.
So the Reverend Fifield, one of the funny things about him is that for all of his love of capitalism and shit, every time he tries to do a capitalism, he's terrible at it.
He launches a television show based on his, you you know ramblings that does not do well
people do not like the the reverend fife field hour um what about his shoe line um no that he
doesn't try doing that but he does like he has like this land deal he has like a couple of
different business deals that all fall through that he uses the money his foundation's getting
from rich guys to try to fund right um and they start to get angry because they're like well he's
just using our money to
try to get rich himself and he's bad at it and that's the real unforgivable sin to rich guys
i was gonna say you do not have the freedom to be bad at getting rich yeah you can you can take
our money and get rich you cannot take our money and not get rich now the good news is that spiritual
mobilization had already done the one thing that it had meant to do which is kick kick open the doors of religious politicization and tie Christianity to the free market and the hearts
of millions of Americans. Just a few years after that famous 4th of July, his work had gone so far
beyond him that he had been marginalized. His final straw with the Pew brothers was a propaganda film,
which they considered weak. In 1957, Fifield quit spiritual mobilization altogether,
and it drifted along on fumes
for a few years before it died out.
The cause it had birthed, however,
sailed right ahead.
Pew and Crane found a new minister to invest in,
one who was much better with money.
You want to guess what this guy's name was?
Uh, Creflo A. Dollar.
Not quite yet.
Not quite yet.
Fucking Marjo.
Like, I don't know.
It's not quite Marjo quite i do love marjo
no i kind of love marjo but he's very charming no it's billy graham uh yes of course yeah it's
billy graham baby so we could have just gone back in time and just slapped that guy in the face and
it would all been fine we'd have to go back further there's actually three boats if i could
go back in time with a chain gun there's three boats i'm taken care of you know three boats yeah that sounds like that
sounds like a coen brothers movie yeah three boats sunk in the middle of the ocean by a time
traveler with a gatling gun yeah um so yeah uh billy graham um pew and crane decide to back him
next after they kind of abandon Fifield.
You know, he has to leave spiritual mobilization, yada, yada, yada.
Very sad story for the asshole.
Here's Eckhart Tolle again.
The mission was to spread the free market conservative message through religion had only just begun.
And in many ways, Graham further nuanced its delivery.
As Graham himself put it to J. Howard Pew, God has given me the ear of millions.
He has given to you large sums of money.
It seems to me that if we can put these two gifts of God together,
we could reach the world with the message of Christ.
Oof.
Billy Graham, much smarter guy.
As a business proposition, supporting Graham was a win-win.
Graham's ministry would flourish.
Business interests would be advanced by a key opinion shaper.
And unlike Fifield, Graham would not continually pester Pugh
about his dire financial situation and the need for more funds graham was a public figure
who ingratiated himself into the politics of america promoting political involvement at his
revival meetings he had preached from the steps of the u.s capital in 1952 and he also had a close
relationship with president eisenhower so much better bet yes the famous communist agent eisenhower yeah be like ike
communism well that's also too because the the very early on the nam there's a lot of ties with
the john birch society but that's not the best way to get your message out to a lot of people
billy graham's a much cuddlier figure he's got a lot more people are gonna like billy graham than
than fucking welch you know well and his stakes are more real to most people like your eternal soul he's got
t-bones he's got yeah sure yeah yeah so flank yeah the the first big collaboration between pew
and graham was a little publication you might have heard about jordan you might you might know
about this christianity today, I've heard of that.
Yeah, this is how it starts.
My family was more focused on the family by the Dobsons, but yeah.
It's a different magazine now, but it was originally, number one, it was originally just for ministers.
And it was founded by Graham and Pew to solidify ties between the right-wing and organized Christianity. Pew explained, quote,
Christianity today is a magazine, conservative in its theology,
and beamed directly to the ministerial mind.
Mind, those of us who have given years of study to this problem
realize that it is just as important to have conservatism in theology
as it is to have conservatism in economics and sociology,
if America is to remain great.
That was true.
That was true. That was true.
They just nailed it.
Sometimes a lot of people are like,
ah, they're bad people,
but I'm telling you, they nailed it.
And I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about ministersonly.com,
their dating website that they had underneath it.
That really nailed it.
Yeah, ministers.com and priestfuck,
which was its slightly slightly
trashy your cousin that was their equivalent of the fuck a bear the fuck a bear workshop
the catholic fuck a bear workshop we don't need to get into that that's going to get unsettling
quickly so from the beginning both graham and especially pew took pains to ensure they could
not be tied too closely to the magazine they didn't want it to be seen as an overtly political look, even though it was. Despite claiming a hands-off
attitude, Pew constantly complained about the editorial direction chosen by the man they picked
to run the magazine, Dr. Bell. In 1958, Pew hired the Opinion Research Bureau to conduct one of the
first Pew surveys, although it was not yet called a Pew survey. Carried out on the readers of Christianity Today,
it found that nearly 30% of ministers
still describe themselves as something besides
fundamentalist or conservatives.
14% even called themselves liberal.
Now, this might be due to the fact that
Christianity Today was blatant right-wing propaganda,
so only a few progressives read it.
Billy Graham probably knew this,
but he was savvy enough to see how this data could be used
to peer pressure more ministers into moving
right. He wrote,
I believe this poll should be widely publicized.
So many of our liberal ministers are liberal
only because they think it's the popular
thing to be. If they could understand
that the vast majority of American clergy
are conservative, it could swing hundreds
of others over to the conservative position.
It would also probably have a great impact on our seminaries if properly distributed this isn't the point but
again your character fell apart in the middle of that i know i'm not a i'm not a voice strong but
it just went just you know i mean i just kept thinking like what if the dare program was more
oriented around uh christian nationalism like if all of these
pastors had peer pressured each other into doing drugs i feel like we would have all had a better
we would have been in an incredible place as a country acid is being discovered around this time
amazing time it would have blown everyone's mind if only rogan was around
christianity today is literally just sheets of acid inside of a magazine
um and obviously today it is a different thing in fact christianity today is such a centrist
magazine now that donald trump called it far left um sure obviously getting good data overall and
where priests ministers and reverends are politically is complicated it's not an easy group to just certify like survey all of them but it's worth noting that
while roughly 18 of americans are white evangelical protestants they make more than up more than 43
percent of what yes pew research calls staunch conservatives and 39 of so-called mainstream
republicans so there's a debate to be had as to whether or not it's broadened
or narrowed, the
electoral kind of
possibilities of conservatives in America,
but as a result of
everything we've talked about this week,
the center of
organized conservatism in the
U.S. are white evangelical Protestants.
The most reliable voting bloc,
the most organized one
and it all started here good time no refuse rewrite this story and make it less sad
make it fun um yeah yeah if i get a time machine i can do the fun version of this story that's you know that that makes sense i mean it is just a lot of people not
wanting to uh i just i just hate that when stuff isn't old enough oh when it's kind of from a
relatable time period yeah i can't i can't like walk over to my grandfather and be like hey you
remember when things weren't shit like that's
not fair like i should have to go way further back in time yeah this thing yeah it seems like
so entrenched yeah but but it's not like from 1700 the heartening thing about that is is because
it's not that old we could we could do different stuff like we could make it be different as a country
sure but at a certain point of time christianity wasn't that old and now it's fucking old you know
what i mean but also robert that's also what could happen robert to your point though too like
you know if your story has taught me anything if we're gonna shift this back we need billionaires
and we need charismatic preachers yeah those are things
that i don't think we have access to uh i will accept being both at any time as long as everybody
else takes care i know george soros listens to the podcast sure george buddy we got an idea
we're gonna we're gonna recontextualize what what what holiday can we take over arbor day yeah we're gonna we're gonna make already we're gonna make
arbor day is not ours to take over we're gonna make memorial day about
car finding i was gonna say well that's what these guys would do we're gonna
okay sorry i thought that was president's day i thought we were branching out. What if we made Memorial Day the center of celebration, breaking into the house of Alex Azar, the former Health and Human Services Secretary, and taking all the ill-gotten gains he made from jacking up the price of insulin?
That could be the memorial to the dead of the insulin crisis.
All we need is a couple hundred million dollars to really get this going.
And we can do a deep fake of Bing Crosby
and Jimmy Stewart. We can
recontextualize them too.
Listen, both of us were kind of milk toast
before. You say Bing
Crosby, ah man.
I was in on Hall of Grace.
I don't see why we shouldn't
go to Alex Azar's house
and take his cars and his nice golden things.
I'm James Stewart.
See, now that was a character you committed to.
That's a bit.
I did my best there.
I can't do...
Well, I'm Bing Crosby and I think you should go to Alex Azar's house and take his car.
Every time I think about doing a Bing Crosby...
Go to Alex Azar's and take his car every every time i think about doing go to azar's and take his
a's car every time i think about doing a big crosby it transfers into uh yogi bear instantaneously
just that constant like hey we're gonna hey boo boo like it's so fast yeah there's not a lot of
not a lot of distance of the sackler family distance. Dreaming of the Sackler family.
Toed into the middle of the ocean on a barge.
We could do this. And, of course, a picnic basket.
Hey, boo-boo, we gotta take down the state.
Yeah, Bing Crosby and fucking the bear.
Ah, goddammit, I spaced on the name.
I ruined the joke.
Now it's over.
Now you're great.
You guys got any pluggables to plug well just you know we have our podcast knowledgefight.com where uh where that lives yeah i just want to aggressively promote my book on this one it's
called the quiet part loud you can download it for free at the quiet part loud anything you want just read it or don't i really just put it
out there and it was great anyways it's the quiet part loud.com it's a passive aggressive plug just
want to aggressively promote my book there you go yeah see that's how you do it that's how you plug
you're learning i'm trying you're learning Soon you'll be as good a pitch man as
the reincarnated digital ghosts
of Jimmy Stewart and Bing Crosby.
I'm just looking
for that level
of cells. Yeah.
Which, by the way, soon. Coming soon.
Anytime. Lionel Barrymore comes
back and tells people to
rob Bank of America locations.
back and tells people to rob Bank of America locations.
Mickey Mouse takes up arms.
Mickey Mouse
fighting in the mountains
to make a Zapatista-like
colony in Appalachia.
I'll be back over after the war
is finished.
We could do it, everybody.
We could do it.
All we need is a couple hundred million dollars.
Now I'm in my head reading Civil War letters in Mickey Mouse's voice.
And that will be the rest of your evening.
We burnt a caravan bringing ammunition to the government troops.
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