Bein' Ian With Jordan - Bein' Ian With Jordan Ep128: Perpetual Toast W/ Dan Bakst

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

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Telling jokes and having smokes Riding bikes all through the night It's a wild ride When you're being Ian Coffee ice no matter what Now you know he likes it in the butt It's a wild ride When you're being Ian Being Ian Life is shit, but you're positive Let's find out what it's like to live alive Being Ian

Being Ian with Jordan Come on fucker what's wrong with this thing Ian what I know I told you the car is fucking weird man that's what dude look at the oh that's not road rage it's car issue it's okay it's okay so I get anxious um only as a passenger it It's weird. As a driver you think you're in control, when really you're wildly out of control. Yeah. What's this, a funeral? What's going on over here? This is, oh it's a multi-care center. Did I ever tell you about the gig Julio Golarati got us, me, him and Reg Thomas like years ago at an old folks home around here?

Yeah. years ago at an old folks home around here. And we had to go do standup at an old folks home in the middle of the day. And they were like, there was a guy sitting there with duct tape on his forehead. Just like, uh, and I'm up there like, you know,

women like the fall. Like whatever my hack bullshit was. Where was it? All right, help me get on this highway. Damn, help. Is dog okay? Yeah, she's fine. Okay. Did I help?

Yeah. Okay. Okay, we're recording. Stop texting that smut. My, my, my, my, my, my, stop. That's not a thing, that's mean. Okay, we're recording stop texting that smut! I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I chicken wing section and the one girl who's like my name is Native American is the girl that you're having a fucking I was like Ian's gonna fuck this girl hundred percent we didn't fuck we're just texting I know but I just knew it so well I was like it's not gonna be the normal ass girl it's gonna be the one who has piercings in her face

Don't come around me if you got pierces your face if you don't want to get banged out Dude that was hands down the best birthday I've ever Whoa. And I've been alive for 40 years now. Is that crazy? Fuck this asshole, piece of shit ass. Fuck you. Your fucking mom ass Mercedes, fucking mom ass. Speed up. I'm not gonna speed up.

We're in the slow lane and this fucking idiot is passing people. Fucking retard. I'm holding a microphone. Wow, he's trying to get on that exit. Speed up and I'll give him the finger. No, leave him alone. No, don't punch them.

You think he can hear you? Felt good for me. Um... So my birthday was great. Ha ha ha ha ha! 40! 40! Lordy lordy, look who's 40! I can't believe it. Yeah.

Crazy. But, dude, it was the best. I'm so happy I think oh my god what sorry keep going. What are you oh my god? What? Nothing. Oh, please keep going. No, I want to hear more reflective nostalgia and about the current moment. Yeah Okay, cuz guess what's coming? I was gonna say the best part of my birthday was that for 24 hours,

you made a promise to be nice to me and it was incredible. And boy did I take advantage. I got hugs. I got love. It's over now. Oh yeah, no, no, it's done. It's done.

Yeah. Just immediately I could tell it's done. The clock is over midnight. I ran off stage. Yeah, yeah. Midnight you were like, Scooch, cadaddle, goodbye. That was so funny what I was saying where I was making fun of you about how you'll be like, it's the anniversary of the week after my dad died, which is when I was able to actually fully comprehend his death, so we have to celebrate that. Dude, that was perfect. That was such a good transition to have you go up after and be able to shit on me.

Yeah. That was so fucking perfect. Yeah, it was great. The shows are great. LiePod was amazing. New Year's Eve shows, out really fun and just a fun time. Birthday cake. Birthday cake.

Spam. Put a cigarette in the span. A lot of punks. A lot of punks your birthday. Very cool. If I was in high school, I would think you were very cool. Now it's a little sad. Can you oh sorry that I am not friends with girls If I was in high school, I would think you were very cool. Now it's a little sad. Can you, oh sorry that I am not friends with girls that use fucking tree bark as underwear. Don't, you gotta calm down.

You gotta, oh this is the right way. I gotta what? You gotta, yeah. You're really making up for lost time. You gotta shut up. You're making up for the past 24 hours of niceness with some real seeing excuse baby. Can I tell you the highlight for me?

Yeah. Honestly. Yeah. Was it you made me happy? Well, because it was your birthday and it was such a special time where the year turns and your year turns. Yeah.

It really reminded me that when they brought that cake out that was covered in Cool Whip. I just do think Cool Whip might be a little bit better than whipped cream. And the fact that nobody ate the cake and I was able to freely eat all the Cool Whip really made a huge difference for me emotionally. So I'm grateful for that. Yeah. That's a good takeaway from. Why does it say we're floating into the ether?

I'm gonna kill myself. Don't do anything! I had to close it. Thank you. Yes. See? We're driving parallel. How would he know to bring your birthday cake covered in whipped cream, which is what I love. Bro. There's been so many... Cool whip. Not whipped cream.

There's been so many synchronicity things happening and I am so glad that you got to eat the birthday cake. That was so nice of Austin, shout out, to bring me the birthday cake. It was funny that immediately as soon as the cake came, the entire time we were bowling, Ian, stop talking to him to him Ian stop talking to her We got a bowl. We got a bowl. You're missing your turn. Can we make this faster the cake came you immediately dropped the bowling ball

We're like never mind take as long as you want and none of Hey, okay, none of us washed our hands in the dirty bowling balls Just like scooping cake off And I'll say they brought me a spam with a candle in it which is so cool And I put a cigarette in it and lit it and then I smoked the cigarette Oh, come again bitch You gotta try a spammer

Dip your cigarette in spam Tastes good A spam dart? Yeah, rip a spam dart Rip a. It's fucking take a spammer, baby. The other cake was good. Bowling was good. You won two games. I won one. Started the day saying don't be competitive. I want you here to have fun. One zero. I won one. Ethan play the tape back. Oh, I took a picture of it. I had 117 and you would like 60 Oh, I want it you on one you want to I won one. No, I won the last one

Oh Ethan one one. Yeah, we each won one. I don't remember the one you winning. Yeah, I did that either I did it we left. I thought I won. No, no, we played two games. We played three games You played three games. We left. No, no, we played two games. We played three games. You played three games. We left No, no, we played three games. Ian, will you stop it? I am Ethan, please say the truth. I'm pretty sure Dan won the first game. No, I came in second. It was a close between me and Jordan I won the first one. I threw the game and then you remember I won the first remember? I yelled out Jordan won the first And she said who won? I won. Ethan won I want second. No, I want the last one Yeah, I was I wasn't there something bad witness. I won the second one

What is wrong with you? What do you remember when I was getting those strikes you kept breaking a hundred and but you didn't win still cuz Ethan's crushed you It was 101 to 130 or something. Oh I walked a hundred that was my version of winning. Yes Yeah, I broke a hundred. That was my version of winning. Yes. But we played three games. You stayed and played. I'm pretty sure you won too and Ethan won one.

You don't know anything. Your brain is full of nothing. It is. Me and Ethan know things. And we were just there last night. I don't know where you were. We had to skip you so many times because you kept leaving. So yeah.

Well, they were chicken nuggets. And I had some diarrhea diarrhea cha-cha-cha And I got a nice coffee, and it was nice to see all my friends. I didn't see them in a bit and we were connecting Laughing Wearing matching wife beaters having a smoke cigarette party Animal control there's Mikey! Oh, that's so nice! Oh my god, it's Mupi! Holy shit, he's right there! Aww, that's so nice.

Dude, that's a second billboard. Remember how he didn't respond? I had to hear the dog, I was like... Uh-huh. It's all the class. I hear her big face lit up in a billboard, and I was like, Yep! Moving.

Yep. But that was Mikey! Oh, it was Mikey! Yeah, but we're on like a major highway. We were on a high 95! You idiot! This is not a major highway. This is a major Deegan Expressway. It's not a major highway.

95 is a fucking road that goes from Florida up until fucking like Vermont. Is that Mikey? like Vermont. That Mike. Ian. Just be quiet. Ian, now just be you just be quiet now. You sit you sit. I meant to change the name to

something less obvious to change. The caller came up and the person calling it just says, no. Oh my god. I meant to change it to something. I meant to change it to something else. At least change it to someone's name, or like, Scam Likely, or something.

For the last hour, I've been racking my brain over who to change it to. Because over who to change it to Because anybody who I change it to it if I change it to Matthew be like oh is that Matthew Brasarda you guys doing something without me Earlier knows like I get it Somebody you don't know you'll be like who is that I don't know them therefore. We don't really know each other explain Really quick sorry to the listeners. I just have to defog very fast. Yeah No, so let's get back to the fact that we just saw God bless shout out Mike Rowland Control amazing show check it out on Fox. Yes. We just saw it on the major Deegan Expressway billboard

Do you have a pain right there? Yeah, it's actually I have a pain right here and let you have to do that what poke you shout out we went we were driving up by 95 and there's a fucking billboard with my face on it's Ian by dance comedy connection a special guest and It was amazing. Yeah Jordan Crazy This happened this is such a prime example Day of nice is over

We have like a little school. Yeah, and it wasn't it was his face among many years was like a giant picture of your face I know see that I was like yeah Well, you got a face. I don't look at each race right here No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, do not back door explain your way into uh-huh Excusing behavior. Thank you. Here's the difference in how I got that billboard You know what I mean? No, no, no, no, no. You're not gonna discount my billboard,

because of another billboard. But yours is like a discount billboard though. That was two! That was Fox put that up, that's a big deal. Yours, Cory put it up. It's still a billboard, man! Yeah. That's like being like, oh I got a steak at Texas Roadhouse

I got one in fucking uh If your face popped up on the- Morton steakhouse, it's like well you still ate steak. Was it good? Yeah. Ruth's Chris? It was Fucking Roadhouse. I was there yesterday. It's a good steak Set go Go to Roadhouse. Have a steak. Okay. No.

How about this morning when you walked up with a paper bag full of pork chops? I gave it to Coyote and she's like, too hard. Oh my god! Yeah, I went to the Airbnb last night and Buddy and all them were there and he made a prime rib And I was like oh Oh You take the prime rib out of your mouth So good man, we're having so much

He was on his head he's like I overcooked I did're having so much fun. Was it good last night? I can't even imagine it being good. It was fucking the banger dude. He was all in his head. He's like, oh I overcooked it. He did overcook it. Buddy you overcooked it. Thank you for watching. You overcooked it. It was a puck. We're gonna admit it's overcooked, but that doesn't mean it wasn't good. Yeah. Okay, the burnt ends were the fucking banger. And also, prime rib is a cut of meat that if it is overcooked, it's still good. If you get an overcooked fillet, you're in trouble.

This was good. And there were fucking delicious stuffed mushrooms. Shout out Leash. Now let me tell you this. Which one was Leash? The one that wants to be in the country band. Oh, her name's Leash. Yeah. Now here's the thing. Oh. Oh her name's Leash. Yeah now here's the thing. Oh cuz her name's Alicia. Nice. I like Leash. What? What was I saying? I don't know. You were probably representing me for something. Oh and and we were having so much fun and they're like yeah take the leftovers and she put like a little bit of like one cut in a brown paper bag. And I was and then we're like laughing.

And I'm like, what about the stuffed mushrooms? She's like, yeah. And she starts putting it in there. And she's like, do you want the rest of this steak that's covered in it? I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, wait, wait, wait, why are we not just giving me the container that all of the food was in? Why are we putting it in a bag?

And so I just took it. I was like, no, no, I'm taking the bag full of loose food and loose meat. That's hilarious. And this is more, because in my head, I was like, maybe everyone will want it on the car ride. And I put it in the fridge, the part of the fridge. You know how to tell fridges how they get? One cold, one not cold.

There's a freezer part. Yeah. Yeah. The problem is half the freaking fridge is a freezer part. So you only have one freaking shelf if you're not's a freezer part. Yeah. Yeah Reaser part problem is half the freaking fridge is a freezer part I have one freaking shelf if you're not using the freezer part And found out are inedible if you freeze things is amazing snap peas It's fucking insane It's so dude

and then what about the fridges that have the stuff in it and if you take it out they charge you money and You can't put stuff in so you gotta act like Indiana Jones and swap out Like a sandbag with the with mini bars huge issue. Yeah, I take huge issue I think it should be something you apply for the amount of people that have probably relapsed on mini bars is intense You're totally right and how I've relapsed on candy in the middle of the night being like $18 for nine gummy bears yes, oh dude. Oh dude, I'm like, well I'd spend it on multiple packs, I might as well just do this. Yeah. Yeah, you're totally right.

Yeah, fuck. Yeah, people in mini bars that are like sober and it's just staring at them, fuck you hotels. Let's actually talk about this. Fuck hotels for mini bar relapse, fuck hotels for never having a streaming service, fuck hotels for not having the remote service, fuck hotels for not having the remote work half the time, okay? Food, no food in the hotel? Yeah, fuck hotels for no food.

What we ate last night, Ian, when you left, what we ate, we sat around like orphans, we each got a sandwich, I charged a tear room. Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? I figured that that would charge the club for some reason I did think that didn't I say that yeah yeah yeah it'll charge a club with my credit card that I put on a hold for incidentals. Yeah, yeah, that'll charge a club

Yeah, she doesn't know to go. Oh, it should be on his card. We got to charge the club Well, I didn't use my card for incidentals. So I figured you didn't either lie. I think I did actually Listen, don't talk back Looping back dude, does this have us looping back, dude? Does this have us looping back, dude? Bro, no. Do you see a loop-de-loop? No, no, no, no, no.

Uh... No, it's I not... What? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, this is... What do you mean no, no, no, no, no? Oh, dude, you missed the exit. No, I didn't.

I followed the frickin' thing and you know it. Now we're an hour away. See, I told you it's hard to podcast and drive. I didn't miss the the frickin thing and you know it now. We're not old you it's hard to podcast and drive I didn't miss the exit and you said Anyway, I showed up at the hotel with a loose bag of meat what is going on? Why is it saying this? I took now. I gotta tell Norton. I can't do the podcast listen listen

Did he hit you up to do it right after he hit me up to do it? Did he hit you up today? Last week. Yeah, so no. Idiot. Can I ask you something? What? Is this for real? Dude, you missed an exit. Just tell me what island is over there. I'm I'm I'm looking. Just tell me what island's over there. You must know the map Yeah, I it's what island is that it's Manhattan Okay, no Fort Lee. That's Jersey Okay, so we're going to Jersey when we were in fucking Harlem when we were in fucking Harlem to

Told you it's hard to drive and podcast Ian last night when you were almost getting into car wreck you weren't podcasting you were just telling a story It's hard do not you dare do not you dare just did what you just I'm I'm looking to just see Yeah Yeah, what I? Thought we could get to my place faster to Brooklyn then scoop down to get to yours It did just jump back down to 40 though, whatever you that you just did oh my god Just you know what we jump

back down to 40 we only added about 20 minutes what does that mean jump back down to 40 tell me you know that that what that means where's 40 I he's here 40s here yeah I need a cigarette we can't what yeah you can't smoke a cigarette. We can't what? Yeah, you can't smoke a cigarette while we drive. But if we're in traffic... Oh, we pod. You can't roll down the window, you fucker. Well then, guess what? I'm guessing.

What if I do this? Ethan? Just roll it up, idiot! I'm just stressed! Okay, learn to deal with your addiction right now And oh just called me you don't see me freaking out and being like let's pause the thing I have to call You're right roll up your wing. You're a fucker. Roll it up. So your phone away. That's also not gonna cure anxiety podcast I'm what is wrong with you look at me stop stop. I'm over stimulated. I'm over

Now I'm over stimulated. I'm over Now Why don't you describe what happened with the doughnut birthday cake I made I'm sweating I gotta take this off. No oh you do? Oh god is good all the time. We gotta change the batteries. We don't have to pod for that long we can pod till the battery dies. How long till the battery dies? I have no clue.

It just went down to like no bars. Let's just change the battery because god forbid okay talking Okay guys we're back live in the car going to Jersey we're on the right track now run the right track Ding ding ding ding ding and I'm gonna settle again. Ding-a-ding-a- Year's resolution, someone goes, Alicia goes, I want to be in an all country band like Blue Chip. And you go, I know, or Blue, what, Blue. Bird cloud. Bird cloud.

And you go, I know bird cloud. What are the fucking odds of that? I didn't say I know birth that I said my best friend Is he in listening my best friend is married? No, he's not To one of the girls in bird cloud. Yeah, what are that? Happy birthday Jasmine. Happy birthday. It's your birthday She's listen this smart Sorry, I friends that support me. Um

Sorry, people are supporting supporting support me. Um, awesome. Sorry. People are interested in what I do. It's not supporting. It's not supporting. If they pay for the Patreon? My mom pays for the Patreon. Yeah, so does mine. Shout out. Gail and Sue. That's supporting. All my friends pay for the Patreon. Your friends like our podcast. That says a lot about you.

That they like us. They like me. Let love into your heart I do don't do that with your tongue again that was my body rejecting you don't listen to what I said yeah get it out I was I was giving Jordan affirmations early she goes thank you and I kept talking, she goes, shut up. Stop it, please. Actually, you know what?

Life is all about. Holy shit. Holy shit, man. Look at the view. If we were. You know what's funny about you? Is you're all about loving life, but the speed in which you kill yourself.

My dad was the same way. Hey man, it's all about love, and life is such a blessing to be around. While I watch you pull black tar into your bodies to accelerate your life expectancy so much. It's almost like somebody who hates life and wants it over ASAP. You drank it?

You drank it? You gonna barf you're gonna barf Jordan putters in and gum in my coffee. Did you drink it again? Cuz I warned you no you didn't do it before I did do it, but you did yeah I've never had a latte, and I just thought lattes are supposed to be sweet That's quite disgusting oh My god, I'm not accelerating my death. I'm very healthy. I'm not Any fell asleep and did not wake up because his arteries were hardened from cigarettes

There's nothing on this planet that we know with more certainty kills people faster Alcohol kills more people than cigarettes. Because of driving. No, because cirrhosis is the liver, and alcohol-related deaths. Ian, you can't laugh without coughing. You know what? We're not getting into this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I've never seen somebody sweat like you do Yeah, cuz I'm hot Yeah, you're overheating because my mom overheated torching my grandfather overheated we're family overheaters I don't know what to tell you I

sweat and It's you know it's healthy to sweat Your level of delusion is unprecedented. Oh, that's rich. Why don't we have no callers again? Okay, why don't we keep texting face to face? Hey, hey, hey. We're on the Majin Deegan Expressway. What else was another synchronicity that happened? Something else happened.

I had Marcy Playground as my walk-up music and the guy we brought on stage's name was Marcy. Not synchronicity. You read into the wrong thing. Then what the fuck is that? That's a whopping coincidence. When was the last time you met a man named Marcy? Fair. Yeah. It's fucking nuts.

Dude. There's a really good song called Harlem that says, do not litter. My cats came from a litter. And the thing they poop in a litter box, dude. It's all coming together in while coming together. There's a bridge, Bridge nine records. Well, you know that there there's like some company I found out about long ago that like studied synchronicity and like built technology around it or something?

In what way? I need to look into that. I'm not sure. I need to look into it. So what does synchronicity represent? There's also Cliff High, which is a man who used to- No, those are Cliff Notes. There's Cliff High.

Not funny. There's a man who used to- You're right. You're right. You're right. There's a man who used to go online and study the like synchronicity of human consciousness over what people Google and predict like calamities. And he did a pretty good job predicting him.

I think he predicted 9-11 or something. He also said that whenever he's like, it was like 30 to 90 days after Trump is gonna be on Joe Rogan, that there was gonna be some type of like space war some alien stuff who said that no clip high that was like you know if I yeah that was like years ago that program you don't know wait you know who cliff high is yeah dude what I thought that was a deep wormhole I found

in college he's still around yeah still around wait and he said what happened it was like I'll have to look up the date, but it was it was like, you know years ago He said that like 30 to 90 days after Trump gets on Rogan That's like something big was gonna happen where it was kind of like space war sky war. I don't know I know peak low That's what we call our like big boobs Just kidding. Shout out.

Has the best boobs in comedy. We all know it. Great boobs. The best. But she's more than boobs. She's also. She was so sweet. Somebody made a comment about her knockers.

And I said something to them online. I was like, that's not cool. Like, fuck off, blah, blah. She was so sweet. And she messaged me and thanked me. And she didn't have to do that. She is such a sweetheart. And she's funny. Her Fallon set was fucking great. She's the only funny female comic. Besides you.

I'll get that. Actually not true. She is so funny. You're not a female. Yeah. Tell me about synchronicity. What does it represent? Because you can't deny that sometimes things sync up. Is it a coincidence? Is it odd? Or is it God? Coming up next with Jordan and Ian. I mean, it's your attention pulling out the things that like finding the it's organized your focus is organizing things in a certain way yeah but what are the odds of those things

syncing up in recovery I'd be like oh yeah I know the girl in Birdcloud moving on but because we're in recovery where synchronicity is like what so what we're focused on because we're in our higher power brains right now we're like whoa you know what I mean like the amount of people we meet who's like, oh yeah, I'm in that band. And you're like, oh shit, dude, I fucking moshed that band. But now me and you are in such a state of like,

oh my God, it's a sign that I'm doing good. I understand that, but there's a difference between being like, oh yeah, I love that band. And someone in a crowd of like 260 people who I know, who met you, who randomly... You're just making it sound extreme by the way you're talking about it. Okay, I'll say I'm not extreme.

Some random person raised their hand and said, I wanna be like Bird Cloud, and you know Bird Cloud. And Jasmine would go, oh cool, yeah, we were like a very popular band. I know, but what are the odds of that? And I'm gnarly and Bird Cloud is gnarly, it makes sense. And Jasmine would go, oh cool, yeah, we were like a very popular band. I know, but what are the odds of that? And I'm gnarly and Bird Cloud is gnarly, it makes sense. And Harry likes gnarly people, that's why his best friend is Jordan Jensen

and his Bird Cloud is Jasmine, his wife is Jasmine. And what's your best friend? That's gnarly. Coyote, Cosentini, Jensen. So I found the date, so Cliff High. Oh, is the date December 31st and you have to be nice to me again Says that like in 2009 it predicted Trump featuring on Joe Rogan podcast. Does it say cliff high adding there? Wait, wait adding that there will be a UFO

UFO war 39 days after its appearance which who said that December 3rd the cliff highs No, no, no program anything in 2009 this motherfucker predicted Joe Rogan's podcast in 2009 like a lot of things like avalanches predicts Rogan was like Streaming on a desktop in 2009. Yeah He didn't have the pool and power. He literally just had it's in the archives I used to look at the things that he was saying like it's written down. I Don't believe he studied the internet patterns to find commonalities Well, he created a like a almost like a AI program type right? There's like before AI was AI

That's like basically like okay. It looks like before This last and he made it in 1997 the amount of people that searched this word were da da da da da. So now I can look up people are starting to search this word when that happens. I mean, I don't know how he does it, but pretty cool. But how the fuck would it pump out that he was going to be on Deroge? It's a tool called predictive linguistics. Can we ask it to predict things? No.

I don't care. It predicted the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. Yeah, the tsunami. But how does it, what is it, can you ask it? You gotta get off at exit 17 Jordan. No I don't. Yeah you do, it says. Okay calm, be calm now. I'll get you.

Beg like a dog, beg like a dog. That's good. Hold on, hold on, not yet. dog. Beg like a dog. That's good. We're holding microphones. It's very offensive. Thank you. Dude that is what it's about. Teamwork. Yeah. You know. You don't have to go through life as an island. Be an island. Be an island. Make it a resort. My favorite piece of art is this neon sign that goes, this girl Alicia made from when

I was in college, that says, I forgot her last name, but it says, you are an island and then the and flashes on and off so it goes, you are on an island and then it goes, you are an island. You are on an island. You are an island. Isn't that cool? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All about perspective shifting. And we're on an island and then it goes you are an island you are on an island you are an island. Mmm cool. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm all about perspective shifting and well, yeah, and what are we talking about right now? Perspective shifting and I brought up island and you have a friend who said it

Life's cool Life's question album of the year stop shut up. Holy shit Holy shit. There's something wrong with you. I know Life was said here over you gotta get off job. You're doing great. Thank you We can I just say this? Oh my god It's like a fucking bit, dude Oh my god, it's like a fucking bit dude. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not even trying to feel okay. I know you're not. That's what's blowing my mind. That is what's blowing my mind.

Every five seconds it's... Listen, can I just say... Listen, I just want to say, you know what you are? A perpetual toast. You are perpetual toast. And the name of your band is Perpetual Toast. Oh my god! You're right. You are everything you say is a toast at a wedding. Cheers! I mean it's really unbelievable. That's a good enough compliment I'm gonna get from you and I'm gonna take it. Yeah.

Look how Gotham this looks, this train over this Ricky ass. I know, right? Look at that bridge right there. Holy shit, that's intense, huh? Yeah, it does look like Gotham. Wow. The city with the clouds and the peeping sunlight that's being disappeared over the-

And the city is descending into madness. Yeah. I mean, where's that train going? That must be the Long Island Railroad. Oh, yeah, it is. Look at that thing. Wow. I know, it looks like it's going into like,

the fucking, like, you know, yeah. Yeah, this Polar Express. Not the Polar Express. What's the other movie that I like that's not the Polar Express, but I always call it that? Where they're on a train. Monkey Bone? No, they're on a, well.

Money Train? No, they're on a train. They have to eat. There's a class system. It's very good I'm like, oh, it's no piercer. No piercer. I became a show with Chris Darjeeling limited and spoiler And my chamalong didn't do snow pierce. I thought the guy that did parasite. It's no fear June ho or whatever. That's the guy that did parasite it is he's great Yeah, John Boone. Ian was right bond

Jovi bond you Scott own Bond June hoon bond you noon. I don't know that that's fucking yeah, that's what is we are That is a fucking sign of the apocalypse. I mean this is pretty wild right and it wouldn't happen if you didn't get us lost so what I'm saying I if you didn't get us lost. So what I'm saying. I know that it started not as a bit and it ended as a bit. And I know that. And that's what's really bothering me right now

is that it started not as a bit and then you made it into that. No, no, no. It started as a bit and then I- No, no. When you said we never would have saw that if you hadn't gone to Jersey, that was real. Entering Queens, you're my queen.

that when you if you hadn't gone to Jersey that was real. Entering Queens you're my queen. I worry I worry and I worry. I know things are fine. Things are good. I tried to figure out for your birthday how to rent out the movie theater. No, Ian. We cannot roll down the windows. He farted, Ethan.

I know. I know what I'm saying. Roll it down and back up quickly. 278 West, stay, stay, stay, stay. Okay, roll it back up now. Sorry. It already. What'd you just say? Oh, ran out of movie theater?

Bon Junon. Oh. That'd be cool. Parasite is great. Yeah, but I tried. I don't know how to do it. You can do it at Alamo Drafthouse. I looked up how to do it there. Really? Yeah.

I'll look it up. We should do that. We should watch The Matrix in the theater. Because that's a good in-theater. Oh, this guy's getting over. Oh my god. Faggot? Dumb f a good in theater. But this guy's getting over. Oh my god. Faggot?

Dumb faggot? You don't just get to bully me. Hey, leave me alone. Sorry for saying faggot twice. God, I don't even realize what I'm saying until we're recording. That's fine. What a bitch! Yeah, the guy was a dick.

Okay, it's over now. It's over now. And it's over now. Yeah, we should do the Matrix. And then Ghostbusters. The two good theater do the Matrix and then the two good theater ones are matrix and Ghostbusters I will admit that Ghostbusters would be a good theater one I would do a double feature that would be also what if I what if I am the one that rents it and figures it out great that'd be amazing yeah that'd

be really fun dude what if we were the only ones in the theater? We would be, idiot. That'd be so sick. And we should set up a camera and we should say stuff out loud. We did that, me, Yamanika, Derek Monroe, and all the blacks. We would go see midnight movies

and no one would be there and we would all- What happened to midnight movies? Just, I don't know man that COVID really like dude midnight movies were the shit. I know you'd get done with spots and you'd be like you know what I'm still amped let's go wind down and I live in New York City I'm like that's the you gotta have midnight movies. I know I know dude culture is fucking dead in New York. There's nothing. Everything closes early. Well, dude, not nearly as bad as LA. LA is dead. Oh, LA sucks. Everything is just one big egg slut.

Place is terrible. You ever been to egg slut? No. Some designer fucking breakfast place. It's so stupid. But yeah, midnight movies are amazing, and we used to go, and we would go specifically

to like yell and like say jokes at the screen and shit and just be loud and reckless and we would all like, it was so fun and then like someone would bomb a like thing and then everyone would shit on them and then it would like someone shit on wouldn't be good and then we'd attack that. It was so fun man and one one night we went and there was a group of people down it was us like 12 of us and then down in the left-hand corner there was like a couple right and we were trying to like be quiet be quiet and then we're like loud loud, loud, loud, loud, loud. And then the people kept looking back.

And so I'm white and polite. And I was like, guys, we gotta, you know, come on, like shut the fuck up. We pay for the tickets, if they don't like it, blah, blah. And then the people come up and in my head, I'm like, oh my God, they're gonna be upset. And they go, hey, can we join you? We were like, yeah.

And then they started yelling and it was so fun. It was the best. Wow, that's awesome. Mikey! Oh! Two, well, oh it's the same billboard. Same billboard, because we had the circle back. Cool.

Is that true? Oh, you're right, yeah. Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! That's true. You know what I've never been to that I've always wanted to go to because I'm obsessed with Rocky Horror

is the Show where they all throw stuff and do they even do that anymore? Yeah, I think so Really where they throw rice and we should go where? It's definitely in New York around. I think it must be around dude Yeah, but they used to do that shit every weekend no in in the the fucking eighties and nin? Yeah. Okay, so you're gonna stay here and get off at Brooklyn Queens Expressway, Verrazano Bridge. Verrazano. Hey, the fucking Verrazano, huh? Talk you off the Verrazano. I always forget that you're Italian because your last name is Jensen, but your born name is Constantini and then when I remember it almost comforts me yeah to realize like no I'm not just a mean Danish person yeah that barely exists yeah yeah

it makes me feel better yeah to know that there's like a reason a fire burning in my heart that says piss on love. Yes on good stuff. Yeah piss on it I Feel comforted that we determine that your perpetual toast Yeah, I'm a queer I want a Honda CRV. I like them. They're all right But I got a the Dodge Durango though was a good choice for the storage in the back But it is a big motherfucking car

Honda CRV is good. Do you remember the Kia Soul? Yeah, I know right that car sucked And the commercial with the fucking Yes, oh yeah, I have a kia soul story Mike My good monkey bone reference yeah 40 minutes in introduced Kia soul do me a favor. Yes Thank you. Yeah, I was in a big YouTube contest by kia soul when I came in second so fuck k Kia soul They didn't give me anything really the guy who won was the guy who did the hamster. No No, that was already existing um we beat Charlie Puth who's like now a very famous singer who Charlie Puth

I don't know. I don't know anything about Charlie Puth. Yeah Yeah, yeah, and then um I made cardboard here is okay. Yeah, what no, who's Charlie Puth I made cardboard. Jake Weir is okay. Yeah. What? Who's Charlie Puth? He's like a famous singer now by the time he was a YouTuber. What's he sing?

I don't know, a lot of those with Ludacris and stuff. No. White guy with like a pop voice. I don't know. Like Jack Harlow or something? You're making stuff up. Yeah, that's- Me?

Charlie Puth? Charlie Puth is not a real person. Charlie Puth is very famous. Very famous. No, he's- I swear. Then how come we don't know? I don't know. I didn't know him either. So you're fair. That's a fair point. I didn't know him either. Y'all didn't know who Jack Harlow was or anything? Yeah, he's like that kind of vein. He's in that vein. The Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow sucks.

Well, there you go. I don't know if he's on the list. He's like Ed Sheeran. Right? No, he's a rapper. Yeah. Oh, Jack Harlow sucks. What's he rap? You definitely know some of the present yeah that's pretty good um but yeah thank you for having me I'm tired thank you guys this is great how do you say that word car no guys suits cuz you go cuz you go cuz you look at me cuz you go cuz you go Cuz you go I always say casquiao's go stop

Sometimes when I see words with a lot of letters scrunched together. I can't Say them and it jumbles in my brain. That's just called being less intelligent than other people Sometimes when words are longer. They're harder. Is that weird? Yeah I like words like boat and car yeah I know big words fucking intelligent. What do you got? I'm fucking smart Bandivort you should something yeah What songs Jack Harlow sing I always get him in Ed Sheeran confused Jack Harlow does sound like more of a folk person right like a yeah

It sounds like a love sound like a rapper named folk hero. It's kind of cool that it's a rapper. I don't know his real name Yo, did you know that there's a wrestler named Stephen flow and they redid his theme song with even flow by Pearl Jam but they just say Stephen flow the entire song. That's awesome. The entire song is Stephen flow. Who is he? Stephen flow. He's a wrestler and that's his intro song. That's great. Yeah. If we get off at exit 32B, we would be at my apartment in seven minutes, and that would be really helpful.

And if we got you an Uber, Let's talk about the other thing that you said. And then I could make Norton's podcast on time. Let's talk about the other thing that you said though. The other thing we said before was a compromise. Where? That if we podcast in the car, we have to go to your house. That's right.

And if we don't podcast in the car. Let me ask you something, what are we doing right now? Podcasting in the car. Okay, so then what else are we doing? Getting along, agreeing, compromising, and it is such a good. So what do we do after a compromise? We don't hold it over one's head.

Oh. Do we? No, you're right. Yeah. I've done- I do that. You do do that. I'm gonna not do that. We shook on it, we made a deal. We don't think of, well, if I hadn't done that, life would be better.

And things would be better for me. That wasn't the case. I thought that was more to compromise. You do the thing the other person wants to do. No, you don't get the thing you want and then go, no! Yeah! The other thing, no. And you go, hey, it couldn't have been this way.

Um, Stephen Flo. Stephen Flo. See, now let me ask you something. Yeah. Just psychologically for the car. Sure. For the pod. Sure.

So the text conversation you're getting in with this woman. Right. Totally fair. Flirty. Definitely over the top. So a lot of big bubbles going back and forth.

What serves you like when not that happens to me and I start to start to text and sometimes from another city. I find that it's fruitless because they don't live in my city, so why do that? Is this how one establishes said hoes in different area codes?

No. No. I was doing the same thing with another friend yesterday. I just like making friends and texting. Also, I love flirting. Even with my friends, it's fun. And I think there's no problem with meeting someone and... I wasn't asking morally. I was just asking like what does it do for you? You know what I mean? Because for me I'm like well we don't...

What does it do for you where you sit in the car and text your ex for the entire car ride and then lie and say you're texting someone else? There's a lot of that. What's that do for you? Hey, we're not doing judgment time. No, there's no judgment, but I'm just following But then what does it matter what it does for me? I'm curious I just want to know because I will I like you know with people with other cities and I just let them go because I'm like, I'm never gonna see them again. Mm-hmm, and I'm wondering well, I mean, I think everything we do is some form of a time suck and I feel like if you you know, what's what's I

of a time suck and I feel like if you you know what's what's I like talking to people yeah you just talk and then if it goes nowhere but do you find yourself at the end of the conversation being like hey maybe we can see each other at this time like do you or is it just like nope good night I'm asking as a love addict who always has to have things culminate in right physical body-to-body contact. Oh, you know what I mean? I think she's dope and interesting so I was like oh yeah I want to find out more about her. You said what? You said she's oh yeah. Oh yeah. But you know like I do that with guy friends too, you know? And then like, honestly, I really do like going

to other cities and having an established friendship there so that I can do things when I'm in that town. Like when I play San Antonio, there's a group of people that I met years ago and we became buds. And then now like we do activities in San Antonio every year. You know what I mean? Like, I just like everywhere I go, I like to have people I know and I like to feel comfortable. And I try to establish that because I don't bring an opener on the road.

So it's like very lonely. Yeah. So I try to, you know, have. There's nothing I like more than going to a city where I don't have somebody trying to hang out and I just get to... we just are different in that way. I love going to a city where nobody knows me and nobody's gonna ask me to do anything and I can just take a bath. Yeah, but I like doing stuff and like running around and if it leads to like a romantic thing that's cool, but I also feel like romantic things

don't have to be the be all end all. They can last for a moment. You can love people for a season. And seasons change, you know? So I don't know. I don't know. Does that- But you are trying to fuck her, right?

I wanna fucking fuck her, so. Okay. I mean, let's be honest. She's a cutie. Do I have to get over? Yes. Okay. Yeah.

Did that satiate your desires? To no? Mm-hmm. No. Oh, okay. No, I still am confused about it. Can I ask what the point in in texting? No texting no you can't ask I refuse to answer but you know I should have put up that boundary. Oh, yeah

If you wanted to if you didn't want to answer I was just actually asking Are you actually asking me? I mean, I would like to know just hope just perpetual hope that I have you know How you have hope about like the world I have hope about me in this relationship Yeah, but both of our hopes we've been proven over and over that they fail Well, you know and didn't I say before we started recording I was like, I mean there is no hope I just find it to be so incredibly romantic to just rip each other apart and then pick up the pieces and try again That's so and no judgment

Twisted and unhealthy and Okay, I didn't do this to you I didn't say you're a fucking sex addict and you have to flirt with somebody ad nauseam and you can't go five minutes without Having a hoe on a fucking chain. I'm not saying that to you. That is what you just said. You just said that. I'm speaking in generality. No, you just said that's so unhealthy.

Am I going this way? I just don't want you to hurt. No, 0.5 miles to exit 28. This is exit 29. That's so deranged. That's so even full Trump on my ass. There's wonderful people on both sides. Yeah, you sat here and did a whole thing that all everybody in the car was going like this.

The whole time you were like, Sometimes it's good to just love your friend. And all of us were like, yeah right. This dude is trying to get a girl to show some tits so he can jerk off later. Fuck you. I fucking say yeah I have a hope for me and my ex and you go that's the worst She's great big fat lady. Oh wait great fat person person. This is so thoughtful Yeah, the spoon is awesome. that was great oh my god and I got

a what about Bob baby steps notebook that was the coolest fucking thing that's my favorite movie Santino loves that movie too sometimes we'll send text quotes to each other you ever talked to someone in song lyrics. Did I miss an exit? That's romantic. Yes, I do that. I have done that. I will admit that I have done that. Lots of metaphors. Do you write poetry? I used to write a bunch of poetry.

Me too, I'd like to read you. No, no. I wrote Haikus last year in a big thing in my phone. I wrote a, I have published poems of Haikus in a book You have published I read at Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, I read it Ray Ramon really. Yeah the salad something. Yeah, Maria Bamford You read that well, you know, I make mistakes You're so lonely yeah, I know I Was talking to a book in a book with oh, yeah, yeah

And he is was good. Thank you. What was it about? She can recall but it was good some stood out. I marked Ian's I marked Michael Ian blacks something about synchronicity And then a few blocks later there was another bag synchronicity is a wonderful thing show me titties I love you Jordan it's fun to write haikus I know I agree with that I also love poetry I have so many song lyrics for the band I'm gonna sing in It'll never happen. Just make it happen. You have so many friends. Yeah, I know I really want to you're getting a little old Let's get on it Forties a little crazy. It is crazy lordy lordy. That's fine. Get it some old folks

Yeah, I'll go play for that guy with the duct tape on his head. Yeah You just want band practice what happened to your band practice that you were doing We started recording on Tuesday nights, and that's the only night they could do it to rent the space, but I'll tell you this Oh, do you want to switch? No, no, no, no, no Tuesdays are great. Tuesdays are great. I can switch to Wednesdays. What are Mondays? Interesting. I don't want you to quit your band for the pop. Yeah, I would prefer not. Tuesdays give me enough time to turn the episode around. Perfect.

Tuesdays is great. You don't want to be in the band? I'll figure it out. I see this now. Can I tell you? I want to sing in the band and I want to perform live so fucking bad, but I am worried. Running around on stage, I would sweat too much. Dude, you get to see Austin's band Haywire?

The way he is on stage I feel like I am on stage in the equivalent of like very, it's so like- Haywire? Involved and it's very Haywire, yeah. But they're such a good live band and I wanna be like a live singer and jumpin' all over the place but I'd get winded and coughed.

Maybe? You should quit smoking. If I joined a band and put out like an EP and performed live, I'd quit smoking. You always find- Stop, stop. Sorry. Fucker. These fucking buses, man.

Look at him in the face. Look at him in his face. Good job. He's getting out. No, look at him in the face. Look at him in his face. Good job. He's getting out. No. Can I get out of here?

I'm scared. Oh, god. Even though. Was he going to hit us or did you just get scared? He felt like he was gonna hit us. No, he was definitely swerving into our lane. Yeah. Fucker.

I hate the buses. Do you ever? She's doing great. She's chilling. Chibi weebie. Only 80% of that. Dude, it was so fun going to the park with her yesterday and she was running and she'd pick up a stick.

Dude, she's a good ass hang. Yeah. Although I will say she did sneak out of the green room And she was running and she'd pick up a stick. Dude, she's a good ass hang. Yeah. Although I will say she did sneak out of the green room and try to go into the kitchen and the showroom. She was just trying to find me. And you were on stage. Also, you know what ended up happening is I asked her, I was like, why do you keep leaving the green room?

And then she really had to pee and poop. It was my fault. And that's why she was just trying to find a. Well, I'll tell you, it's. I'll kill these right now. No no problem. There was no door on the green room It was a curtain. So if there's a door would turn there, but it told me too late Don't it's okay. It's fine. I'm gonna do it and this is getting us there faster. Is that true? Yeah, shaved a minute off. God is good. All the time. There's a guy eating a pigeon. You know I think you should read Green Lights by Matthew

McConaughey. I actually think you would love it. I was taking the walk through the park the other day. Green Lights. Because he's all about, Green Lights is what he says when like the world opens up an opportunity for you and he goes Green Lights. I think he would love it. My line would be, blue skies. If you get the audio book, he reads it. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I think you should read that. You get to fall asleep to Matthew McConaughey

talking in your ear. Green lights. God, he was so good in True Detective. And in Tropic Thunder. And in Failure to Launch. Yeah, he was. He was Tug Speedman's agent. I'm coming for you, Tugger Nuts. He was also in Sex and the City, which is crazy.

Was he? Yeah. Hmm. Good to be back. Yeah. Did you ever listen to Rammstein? Yeah. Rammstein.

I can't believe I used to have to park, Romstein yeah Romstein Can't believe I used to have to park walk my dog and then just go out to shows again. You know what it's fine I'm happy. Have you life happy wife happy life happy wife. It's a good life It's totally fine. It's totally fine. I just have eaten too much got a good tempo Don't point to things you can't see them GVS like CVS, but with ginger baby Coming to the ginger baby. Sure stinky You should see not straw to it so I want to so bad again, dude

You're not I'll go see it. Yeah, your nasa ra to joke is so fucking funny. Thanks. Don't say it people only going burn on that Oh my bad. I was cracking up on the movie theater. See about that. But it is kind of all about that. It's all about like a toxic relationship. Mm hmm. You know, the movie Let Me In, do you know that movie? It's about. Yeah, I love that. And so much. Yeah, yeah. That movie is so good. Dude, the ending.

It's not let me in. it's Let the Right One In. Let the Right One In was the version that it was Let Me In is off of. Let the Right One In is like the first French movie and then they made it off of that. Wait, Let the Right One In is the foreign one? Yes. And Let Me In is the American one?

Oh, I like the foreign one. I like the American one. I haven't seen it. You gotta see it. Have you is an American one? Oh, I like the foreign one. I like the American one. I haven't seen it. You got to see it. Have you seen the foreign one? It's good. I'll watch it. You watch Let Me In. OK, deal.

Let Me In. Imagine changing a movie name from Let The Right One In to Let Me In. That's the most American thing ever. Let me in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut the bullshit out the middle of that damn sentence. It's time to say let me in. I don't even want to call it.

I'm calling it knock knock. Oh good, Sam texted. Oh no. Shout out. Sam, if I open this, it's in a goddamn video you sing in hardcore, I will throw. Let me in, let me in. Let me in your world.

Dude, it's so, oh. Oh, so you haven't seen Let Me In. All right, I'm not going to ruin it, but man oh man. I saw the original, which means it's different. Yeah, they changed it. It's very different. They changed a lot. Dan, which one's better?

I've seen, I can't, I don't know. You can't say because he can't take a side because he's scared of both of us. I can't take a side. he's scared You guys mommy daddy stuff I can say this the James McAvoy movie that they just remade this one is that American versions? It's not good compared to the Dutch version. We're not talking about that. We're talking about let me What's a monkey boy winning? Yeah choose which one's better or do you want to keep weirdly thanking us for being your friend again? Oh, I'm gonna say I just appreciate you guys both Which one's better or do you want to keep weirdly thanking us for being your friend again? I stop last I guess well, that's I'm saying he's packing up. He's like, thanks again

I just want to shout out tomorrow 8 p.m. Animal control Fox tune in. You fucking cock. No, I think I'm gonna go, only cause I saw it in theaters and I saw it first, the American version. Let me in? Yeah, cause I saw it first in theaters, I went back on my own and watched like a stream. Do you like the American office or the British office? I've only seen-

One, two, three. American. Yeah, American. I just, America's just better at everything. Except reading. That's not true. Testing. America is the least good at horror movies. I would say Let Me In is pretty good though.

I'll watch it. Less of a horror movie, but pretty damn good. I mean, Jesus, remember when Japan was like, let me fuck you guys in the ass right now. And we were like, oh good, traumatized for the rest of our lives. Whipping out the grudge in the ring same fucking year Please dude that started the trend of like children being scary. Yeah, I

Feel I could write and then we tried like the omen and shit Which is and they sucked and the grudge was so scary and then every fucking conjuring was just like this Oh couple is at another house. I thought hereditary was good. Hereditary absolutely ripped. Yeah. It was slow. Hereditary and what was the one that I just saw with the- Oh dude, Midsommar sucked.

Substance. No, what was the one with the doll? There was a doll. Annabelle? No. Chucky. No, the one where families get the doll put in their house and then they end up- Oh yeah! Long legs. up. Oh, yeah long legs Yeah, long. You know everybody hated that and I really liked it. I liked it. I liked it a lot. I thought he was amazing

Yeah, I thought it was interesting. No, I watched an aeroplane. Oh, I watched it on an aeroplane, too Yeah, I imbibe a lot of my movies. I am I be imbibing I'm imbibing on the aeroplane airplane I go oh time to do some time to do some Clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity-clippity- It's a dog who buzzes wait for the person's trying to get on board next to you or behind you what? Maybe the sweat is dripping into not sweating anymore look at that mini Duncan. It doesn't even have a room for doughnuts That's the cutest thing I've ever seen Have you ever seen anything cuter than that? It's tiny. Just for the listeners at home, it's the size of, it's 10 feet wide and 10 feet deep, honestly.

Maybe not even 10. But the fauna's so thick they can only pick it. But Duncan doughnuts is so iconic, you call it Duncan. I think they dropped the doughnut anyways, didn't they? Nuh-uh. I think they did. Can we get a fact check on that. I think they dropped the donut anyways, didn't they? Nuh-uh. I think they did. Can we get a fact check on that? I think it's Dunkin only.

No, is it? Because they got more than just donuts. He has a whole- Let me ask this guy. He probably knows someone that works there. Excuse me. You're wrong? I'm pretty sure that was a thing.

Unless that was an April Fool's joke I felt for four years ago. Still telling people. Yes, Dunkin Donuts dropped the word Donuts from its name in January 2019. Because they wanted you to know that they were other things. More than just Donuts. Can I tell you, I think Atlantic Barclays is one of the most incredible pieces of architecture

that has been made. Doesn't that thing look like it's going to get up and just do some shit? It does look like it's moving as you get closer. Right now it doesn't have any of the green space that it has usually on top That's in the spring and the way they did the the whatever this is it's not copper Whatever this metal is where it patina itself over time is so sick and they put the gaps in it at different intervals So it looks like it's fucking yeah, this used to be silver. Yeah. Yeah, it changed colors to time oxidized

I went to a BLM rally down here during like, this summer. Oh my god, I was stuck in one of those outside there where I was screaming, breaking up with Jack. Maybe you were in that. I had my bike speaker on and I was blasting Scott at a BLM rally and he was like, What's this about? Excuse me fellas. I know, did you accidentally ever join the BLM rally just because you were, the amount of times I was just biking and I was like, I just am gonna put a fist up so that I can get through here.

I was like, I don't want anyone to smash me in the face. I agree. The bike rallies were cool, the way people, they would like stop traffic. I did the like freedom rides where we'd ride bikes like all over the city and shit. That's when people appreciated my scar. What did the BLM right after George Floyd?

I'll tell you, not a lot of people were in the mood for. They weren't picking it up. No. Yeah. We got a graffiti artist over here tagging right. Oh, cool. Oh, is he doing a good job? Yeah, it seems it. East five. Yeah, he just did that east, so. Oh, the east looks good. How do you know he just did the east?

Cause it's wet. It looks new. How do you know it's wet? Cause it looks so bright new. No. And it's, he's doing a continuation. Perfect shiny and new. I will buy you a garden. Oh, cool. Where your your flowers it says East move

Phil Comedy Club that's a cool plug yeah yeah who's he talking to he might have a lookout or something is he doing a podcast spray paint school yeah how it goes on like that. Look at how cool this wall is. Maybe he did the whole thing. You're turning right. Oh! I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay and bad. I'm really sorry for being gay and bad. Look how cool the wall is. Sorry. Sorry. Just so you know, I'm doing a really good job driving now. I mean like not dying.

You've like added a total of an hour. Oh, 100%. I'm doing a really good job driving now. I mean like not dying. You've like added a total of an hour. Oh 100% Whoa there's a movie called The Fire Inside. Kind of like the band A-Fire Inside. A-Fire Inside I thought that was... Do you ever listen to Fire Inside? A-Fire?

They fucking rip dude. I want I'm gonna walk by my mom while I'm in game one. Shreemangle. No Shreemangle. They're fucking ripped, dude. You're fucking ripped, dude. Look. Shreemangle. No, Shreemangle. Shreemangle? S-R-I-mangle. That's what we call it when we fuck up our pills. Yeah. Yeah, gave myself a little S-R-I-mangle.

Yeah, I'm all mangled again. I mangled up my srize. My srize acted up again. I mangled up my srize. My srize acted up again. Nattie garden. That's a nice wall. Whoops. I had to call you during a srize mangle. Oh yeah.

I was having a panic attack, all the objects in my bag look like such objects. And you're like, you're okay. And I was like, no, no no no like the lipstick looks like lips And the pen is a watch watch out for this oh Fucking pothole. Oh my god Yes, yeah says one way right I think I'm gonna buy a car Can I turn this way? What? Yes. Yeah.

It says one way right there. I think I'm gonna buy a car. Yeah? Yeah. What are you gonna buy? Either a Forester or a Honda CRV. Do you really think that you would... I believe in it.

Just as it were the moment. Do you think that... Yes. the parking situation would be worth it? By my house is elite. Really? Specifically. And you're not gonna have to move

in the mornings or anything? It's pretty easy. That would be cool. How far away of a drive is from here to Ithaca? Four hours and 12 minutes. If you split it with like a- Oh, look at that hound dog you know what that dog sounds like it's a pointer he points his nose points yeah but also his paw do

you think you would drive up to Ithaca or fly up if you're the car I'm getting a little weird about airplanes dude I've been getting weird about airplanes. You've been crashing, dude. Like in Russian shit? Do you want this bag of stuff? Yeah! I find I'm like shaking my leg a lot and a woman turns around and goes, I get nervous on flights too, but can you please stop shaking your leg? And I was like, sorry, sorry, sorry. Your leg is just always doing that. Sorry, sorry.

Dude, driving up to Isogobo- There's just been a lot of, there's been a lot of turbulence and a lot of... There was five crashes in one week in Korea and Russia and... I mean, none in America, I don't think. Yeah, we're fine. We fly a lot, dude. And sometimes I'm like, I just want to throw my dog in a blanket in the car and fucking drive through the upstate.

You know what I mean? Do it. Well, I'll tell you, the four and a half hour drive to Ithaca wouldn't be so bad if you had, say, like like a best friend splitting the trip. Yeah, you could come. Really? Yeah. I want you to see the house.

Yeah. But you really agreed that I'm your best friend? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Megan's my best friend. You're one of those. I can't even say it. You're alive. You're living and breathing next to me. Here. Look at that guy. This Loretto has been parked out my house. Bro, what is that? It's a mobile freaking home. It's an RV, but it's been here forever

do you think people are living in it look how beautiful my neighborhood is it is nice yeah it's not stinky okay well we're at my house okey dokey smoky what a wonderful way to start a new decade. That was great, and I'm so glad that we had a regular. Oh, no. Yeah. Love you. I love you. See ya. TV!