Bellied Up - #14 Selling Feet Pics

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

Presented By Fleet Farm   In this episode we're at Puddler's Hall in Milwaukee. First caller is a bus driver and needs advice on how to deal with fussy bus riders, next caller wants a career change we suggest going into the lucrative career of selling feet pics, we then settle the debate on whether North Dakota belongs in the midwest, Last caller has too much stuff in his garage.

Welcome back to another belly that podcast presented by Fleet Farm. Charlie again, we're in the Pudler's Hall here. Yeah. Why does it name the Pudler's Hall? Do you know? Well, I don't know. Yeah. Why is it named Pudler's Hall?

This was built originally by the iron workers. Oh, hang on. You want this? This was originally built by the iron workers for the workers. It was a resource center, a place where people could get off her, get on their feet, and it was a place where it wasn't controlled by the mills. Really? Yeah. For two years, from 1871 to 1873, and 1873 it became a tight house, which is a bar, which was Falkbury, which eventually became a past.

Oh, wow. So, you know, the same Falk when you drive through the valley. That's a different one. Different Falk. Okay. Yeah, we're finally right now the oldest operating barn Wisconsin. Oldest operating barn in Wisconsin. 1773.

So, carrying the one, it's pretty old. So, we're coming up on 150. Wow, what's the big celebration for the 150th? We don't know yet. Don't know yet, but we don't want to say. You don't want to say. Oh, that's good. It's something good yet.

It's coming. It's coming. All right, well, we're at the office bar in Milwaukee. In Wisconsin. In Wisconsin. Yeah, it was landmark 1850 on Howell is the oldest and they're currently not operating right now When they reopen if they do when they do yeah, they will resume being the oldest but for now you're you are Defending champs. We're also the second best hockey bar in the state. Wow first is always taken. We just took second

First first is always taken. We just took second. I like that. First is always taken. Everyone claims to be the best hockey. I just got that joke. That's good. Appreciate it. That's good. Thank you very much. Well, thanks for having us here. That's what we like to do here at the Belly Dup pod. We never asked. We this is an educational podcast. It is yeah, you could go to Wikipedia or you could just flip this on And you can't read Wikipedia when you're driving through the deal So you know, we are your hands-free Wikipedia What what's going on this week? Charlie

For you, I think this is a big week You yourself is a die-hard pack packer die hard packers fan. Yep. Seasons starting up. How you feeling about the year? Well, I tell you what, I have that place to bat a gamble, a wager for the Packers to win the Super Bowl. Oh, did you?

Yeah. How much money did you put down $200? That's pretty decent. Yeah, it is. Now Now I did this one time. Are you gonna be mad when they lose in the NFC? Okay, you know what? That's unnecessary and I'm called for and it affects our friendship. I did at one I did at one time place a bet on the Packers to win the Super Bowl. I was 22 had no money was in Las Vegas. Why was I was in Vegas with no money?

Is a different story. I had money and then you went to Vegas, then you didn't have any money. I spent like the last remaining money I had to get to Vegas, thinking that I would win enough in blackjack to get home. And I did. I won in blackjack. I won big.

It's an absolute success story. I don't know why you're acting on the back. I put that money on the packers to win the Super Bowl. And thinking I still had enough for gas money home did not. And that was in 2010. And guess the one the Super Bowl in 2011 beat the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Green Bay Packers, the only thing I needed was my ticket, which so timeout they did win that year. They did win that year. I thought you're going to say that again that they lost the NFC championship.

No, it's funny. Thanks for bringing that up again. It really makes this more enjoyable. But the thing is, Miles, you have another set of ammunition for me. I lost the ticket. I mean, we were talking, you know, we were talking life changing amount of ammunition for me. I lost the ticket. I mean, we were talking... We were talking life-changing amount of money for me. We're talking, though, Charlie, we talked before. You were like, hey, you know, is it, can

I be kind of spacey at times, miles? You know, can I forget stuff? And I mean, this is like evidence number one, Well, I know. It's absolutely true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I do remember walking back from my place, or from Caesar's Palace walking to the wind, because I was sleeping on my place for it, the wind. And I was just annoyed with the night, and I was throwing all these receipts out of my pocket that I wanted to forget.

And I think one of the things I didn't, I didn't want to forget that I, were you intoxicated at that point? Yeah. Yeah. That's about right. Yes, I was. So you got a $200 wager on the season. Um, I mean, give me your, what do you think? Is it going to get past the energy? Yes, I do. I think they're going to win the Super Bowl. And the Packers are playing in London this year. That's pretty cool. I don't. Last year that that's happening that a team's playing in London, I think, right? Does anyone want to double check that fact? It doesn't matter. Let's just go with it. Yeah, I don't know why. Yeah. What what's your game day ritual look like if you're a Charlie

Marons? Well, I like to map. I really plan my day around the game. Well, I mean, do you have a special pair underwear you wear socks? I actually have some underwear that looks like cheddar from Duluth Trading Company. They sent them to me. And it's my new favorite Packers underwear. It would be nice if they were a sponsor of this podcast. It would be nice. Oh, maybe they could. We could talk about the cheddar, cheddar, underwear more. Yeah, I'll get some cheddar on these sent to you too. Yeah, that would be great.

Yeah. But so you slap on the cheddar, cheddar wear. That one. Slap on the chair where, you know, find my jersey for the day. Depends if I'm watching it by myself or going out. I have a favorite jersey on. Who? You know, that's very tough. I like to go the 90s Packers, Reggie White, Gilbert Brown,

LaRoy Butler. Okay. So I've got them in my Packer Sclokker, which, you know, when I, when I was a kid, I got Packer Sclokker. That's actually got 92 on it. Red G White. Since then, I have gotten, I do have a Roger's Jersey, of course. Do you have a Jordy Nelson Jersey? No, I don't actually. Randall Cobb. Randall Cobb, I did it have at one point. I also got for a very small period of time a couple of years ago during preseason, the Packers signed, uh, dude with the, by the last name of DeBeer. So I got Packers jersey with DeBeer on it. Yeah, that's kind of cool. Yeah, it's pretty sweet. Yeah, I ordered the wrong size. It actually, I can give it to you. It

might be your size. It's a little big for me. So what? It's like a large, yeah, it's a large, it's a, it's a male. Sure. He's go a little bigger too. So anyway, what's that's the case? I'm going to need a medium. The reason I'm giving it to Miles is because it is time. It is year. The year that you're just going to all and all be a Packers fan. What do you play on the fence? I don't have a team. You know, my family's Vikings fans. I like to just like whatever team they don't like. I've said this before. I'll say it again. Don't underestimate my ability to sit on a fence. Not the fence post the fence. Okay. Miles look, nobody's underestimating any of your abilities. It would just be nice if you could be a package fan. Well, be nice

for you inviting me to a game. You invited me to a game. I might end up. Come to London. Come to London. That's so out of the way. I invited you. I invited you. Convenient that he invites me to the furthest one away possible. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to show up. You do have to entertain me. Do it. You can stay on my floor. I've got a, I don't speak French. So. They don't speak French over their miles. You their miles. They speak English just like you. Okay. All right. Well, hey, I'm gonna need a translator as all I'm saying. Well, this

is, uh, well, I do in all honesty. I don't know the French are assholes. I got a dumb and dumb. Yeah, I know. That's where that was from. I knew it was funny. I didn't know why. I was trying to think. Was timeout has been her? Just timeout has been. All right, we should probably get into some colors.

Yeah. Let's say hello to some folks. And the reason why I can say the French are assholes because I am French myself. Multiplays you. Multiplays you. I pleasure your mount. Wow. Yeah. I mean, it's what it means. So mount a pleasure. What is on that mount a pleasure? Well, you stick around long enough you might find out Charles, but in time now we go to take some colors. Hello, who do we got on the line? Lauren. Lauren, what is going on? I'm doing good. I'm living the dream. Are you guys doing today? We're also living the dream one nightmare out a time.

That's the one we're looking at it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, is this the Lauren I'm met this weekend? Yes, it is. Lauren, she drives in Cincinnati, Lauren drove all the way from Milwaukee to Cincinnati. She drew, are you still driving bus in Milwaukee? Yeah, they had me training on the 19 today The 19 oh yeah nice. How do you like that line? I mean, you know, I'm still getting familiar with the city itself Yeah, I mean well, where are you at? What's that was good? Yeah, where are you at and what's your Holland? Yeah, where are you at and what's your Holland? I'm back home in Cleveland. I kind of go back and forth. I think I was like jumping into that briefly when I met Charlie. I was like, Hey, I'm just Some like some days I'm in Milwaukee. Some days I'm in Cleveland because I still have family here back in Cleveland. And I just

Worked part time out there. I still in training a little bit. Yeah, just down the road too. So, you know, it's not that far. Yeah, that is very Midwest of you too, to just drive to Cleveland just for, you know, just for the weekend or drive to Cincinnati for the weekend. Hey, I do have a question for you before we get to your whatever you want to ask us. As a Midwest bus driver, does Midwest nice still apply or do people cut you off and ignore you? How is that? Oh, people definitely cut me off, especially while I'm driving the coach.

At least that's what I observed when I was still working in Cleveland. They are not really nice about it here. There's definitely like, I've noticed a lot of New York drivers, a lot of Illinois drivers, we get some Florida drivers, they cut you off, it doesn't matter. Well, that's the... But in Milwaukee, it's different.

It's like night and day. There are a lot, they're a little bit more nicer about it. They'll definitely let you go first. And I appreciate that because, you know, I'm trying to fix the my schedule would stay on time. You know, because if it worked for me, I would let them go. But I got a bus full of people are like,

what are you doing? We know. I got you. What's your favorite kind of bus to drive? So we got these 60 footers. Oh, it's like two buses in one. Oh, I call them the double decker. Yeah, those are intense That's like a big old centipede going through the streets. I Love it. I don't think they'll do very well in the snow, but I love driving them And a lot of people they get a kick out of see me. They're like you're so short. Why are you driving something so big? I'm like, I think

that's why I do it. Hey, it's not the size of the bus driver. It's the size of the driver in the bus. Very philosophical. The size of the philosophical. Yeah. I just said the same thing twice. Lauren, you got the, you got the just miles as philosophy aside. What is your question or advice or whatever?

What'd you call in for today? I just wanted you guys to give me some advice. I kind of just wanted to like piggyback off of what I was talking about. Like, hey, do you have any tips to just like give me somebody who just took a leap of faith to say, you know what? I just want to get out of the city and do something completely different. So your situation and if I understand correctly, I'm not as acquainted as you would Charlie are, you are, you

took a new bus driving job. Yes, I did. Okay. God Milwaukee and she just moved from Cleveland to Milwaukee. Gotcha. Okay. I did. And I just I did it the way I said, you know what? We're just going to go for something that's been on my mind. You know, I just wanted to go and do it. And if I if I speak about it too much, I was going to back go and do it. If I think about it too much, I was going to back out and take it out. I'm like, no, I got to do this. I got to do this for me.

That's what would make me the happiest. That makes sense. What comes to mind when I think about what I would want to do if I was a bus driver, is I think I'd want to have some sort of catchphrase or line that when you've arrived at a certain stop, you yell that out and then everyone knows that like, hey, we're here ready to go, you know, I don't know what the catchphrase would be. Do you have any ideas for a catchphrase, Charlie? Well, Lauren, you're doing the city line, right? In Milwaukee, you're okay. So that's a lot of different catch phrases.

You know, I'm just have one. You got one that when you pull up to the bus stop, it's like, it's kind of like all the board, but some more cool. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here every time. I don't give a cuss getting the bus. Yeah, how about that? Don't give a cuss. Get in the bus. There you go. All right, we don't give a cuss. Get in the bus. And I go and I think also Lauren,

just your idea of just, you know, you're doing the right thing. I think a lot of people don't take leaps of faith like that. And what's the worst that can happen? Doesn't work out, you know, then you're good still Yeah, you can always have home and best case scenario works out and you're good to go talk to me about the bus scene in Cleveland versus Milwaukee is You know is one clickier than the other is one, you know, what's it like?

What's the bus scene like? A lot of people back home, they asked me, hey, why did, why they're walkie? Because, you know, I had other places, but I wanted to go to the mine. I wanted to go to Florida. I wanted to go out west, you know, stuff like that. They're like, why they're walkie? That was like, that was like a wild card choice. And I said, you know, after visiting so many times, the walkie to me is kind of their city. They keep it clean, they keep it nice, they're always nice. And I was like, Hey, why not? As far as like the bus lines, I think the people are a lot friendlier. I think they're

a little bit more patient in Milwaukee. Cleveland, I think they're just more so like, Hey, we got some where we need to be while they live in Cleveland. I love what the kids at let go. You know, what else? What else? Can you, I mean, they live in Cleveland. And that's just the way that it is. Yeah, the closer you get to New York, the more you've got that kind of mentality going, you know, a great point. Yeah, the farther you get away, try going to Fargo. No one's got to be anywhere. Yeah. We're going to Fargo anyway. Yeah, it's up there. It's up there and over there. It's yeah, it's out there. Yeah. Well, thanks, Lauren, for

calling in. I really appreciate it. And thank you again for making your way all the way down to Cincinnati this weekend. Appreciate you. Oh, it was. I had a lot of fun. I would definitely do it again. If I had the time, I'll gotta put in the work and earn my stripes. Yeah. Well, yeah, well, keep doing it. That's awesome. We're excited for you and your new venture. Thanks, guys, for having me. Have

a good day, guys. All right. Watch for deer when you're driving. Pedestrians, pedestrians too, but also deer. We want to. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Real good. I'm very hopeful to say hi guys. We'll do Lauren.

Be good now. Bye. Hello. Hello. Who do we got? Hi. This is Sarah. Sarah.

How are you doing? Oh, good. How are you? We're doing real good. Yeah. You want to belly up to the bar with us here? I'll give it a try. All right. It's on your mind.

Yeah. What's cooking? Well, I am calling because I wanted some advice on what to do when you hate your job, but starting a new career is a lot. Like, I don't want to go back to school. Well, firstly, what can I do with a degree? First, what you're going to want to do is go to the local watering hole and have a couple drinks because that sounds exhausting.

That's what we're doing. Yeah, so step one, you are virtually doing with us. Let me ask you, what's your current job? Oh, lab tech. Lab chat. I have no idea what that means. Yeah, Miles failed biology. Um, so like you just sit in the lab and they send down like biopsies of people's diabetic feet and Oh, do you say diabetic P is that what you say? I think she said people on other things are anytime someone gets a biopsy.

They don't end down and then you're tested. Yeah, you're looking at a lot of skins and stuff. Yeah. So you're sick. And like, see man. Oh, see man. Yeah, to test like their fur. Got it. Oh, okay. So you want to get out of the lap. Let's get away from the land of feet and seaman. And what, what are your passions aside for that?

Yeah, I'm going to guess that your, your passion isn't feet and semen. I'm gonna say that. No. No. I want something more like active and something that there's motivation to do well instead of just doing like the daily job with no. And you want less feet and semen. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Number one, of course. So what like if you could do anything, what would you do? Where there's no, there's an inspirational question. Just relax, Miles. It's my first question and a long line of things. Okay. No, I'm saying that's a great question. Oh, you weren't being precision. No, I'm sorry. I'm glad that you took the long term approach. Well, if you could do anything, what would you do? Yeah, there it is. Let's hear it. I think something more physical, like I've always been into fitness. So I was like physical therapy ideally, but I don't want to go back to school for that.

Also, I am an exercise scientist myself. Yeah, Miles actually has insight in this. Well, Miles, it is a very easy major. So like we're talking if you go back to school, it would be really easy. It would not be hard at all. So if you're looking at route, exercise science is one of the easier degrees in the world. So might be a good option. And you also have a science background.

So I would assume you don't have to like do the whole thing. I have to skip some classes. Yeah, test out of them maybe. I don't have to like do the whole thing over. Yeah, to skip some classes. Yeah, test out of them, maybe. I don't know. Probably don't get anything with the human performance lab, because you love labs. They're already in them. So good to go there. Yeah. And let me. I think I'm just being a millennial.

And I want you to go back. You're looking for purpose is what you're really looking for, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Can you do any of it without like, could you, you said you're looking for purposes, what you're really looking for, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Can you do any of it without like, could you, you said you're like fit and you're into that sort of stuff? Have you thought about the W MBA at all? I'm not that tall. Yeah.

All right. Well, just wondering you said active. So, um, just throw in things out there. No, but okay. So your active, um, do you think that you could like be a trainer at a gym? Cause like, if you can do it, I don't think you need a degree necessarily. Literally just got to read a book. I was a CPT. That's what it's called. Certified personal trainer. Yeah. All you got to do is read a book, take a test and they just let you do it So that could be a good place to start to see if you really like that

What would it be like physically training people you would enjoy that or not as much? Yeah, no, I think so. It's just is there a lit like a lit can you make a living in that? Yeah, I mean it's 30 I'm looking to buy a home Well, where you're gonna make your money be in a personal trainer is you're gonna have to have specific clients and you're gonna have to have a gym to practice at and all that stuff. So basically starting you on business.

How many hours do you work a week right now? 40. You work 40, do you think like you have time after that 40 hours to like if you were to try to be a trainer? Do you think you could like try and do that a little bit now and just make sure you like it before you jump from one chip to the next? Yeah, I mean, I get done with work relatively early in the day around 230. So I think I could take six. Wow. That's really. I was starting to think it was like nine o'clock. And I'm like, wow, you got lab hours. That's pretty good. Yeah. Better than

bankers hours, but never mind. No, but it's better than third shift. I mean, there's people that work overnight. Oh, yeah, that's way better. Yeah. Well, like how we've changed the name from overnight, which is kind of as a bad stigma to just third shift. Sounds way nicer. Yeah. That's smart by the lab industry. Yeah, they try to trick you. Have we offered you any usable advice?

Do you like any of the ideas so far? Cause we'll keep going. Like I, yeah, WMBA wasn't my only good idea. What was your second option? Well, not the end of the year. Oh, not to it. But you like being active. You like being outside. Oh, be a park ranger. I was just going to say something like that. National park ranger. What do you think about that? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Yeah, we're really coming up, coming up with, I thought I was going to strike gold with the WB. What do you think I could do that would make the most money? Oh, the most money. You are a millennial, aren't you? Here's what you do. I want to work 20 hours a week, but I want six figures. Okay.

I don't want six figures. Okay. You are. Yeah. Do you. I love next to a retirement home and I was thinking of volunteering there and making friends with someone who doesn't have any kids. Oh, geez. I was gonna say, well, one, if you're volunteering, you will make an own money. But I see what you're doing. Yeah. Game, sugar daddy, bottom boom, bottom bang. Good, good play. I'm going to be honest, you can be pretty active if you got a sugar daddy. You can basically do whatever you do lots of yoga.

You know what, I'm going to say this, Miles, she does not need a sugar daddy if she wants to make a lot of money. That's what she just said. All you know, I'm telling her to, all you need is really nice feet. I've got, no, she's trying to get away from feet and see him and do that. Not her own feet if all she has to do is take a picture of her feet.

There are weirdos on the internet. Dude, I've had people asking for more feet and see him in Charlie. No, I don't think so. She was saturated. I think that's a saturated business. I feel like everyone's doing that. I use everybody into the feet I've had people direct message me saying can I see pictures of your feet really yet you haven't no no

It's mostly just like my chest hair Well, I want to see that I'm a bear so that's like Some communities of my feet. Well, if they pay me enough. Yeah, But that's not, let's not talk about me. You're listening. Please send Charlie a DM. He will send your feed picks for the right money. Sure. If you've been, look, if you're going to Venmo meets $300, I'm going to send you a picture of my foot, you know, one foot or two feet, one foot, six hundred for two. Come on. Get with the deal. All right. I didn't know. You know, all seriousness, you could be like one of those fitness influencer people, you know, is that? Feed picks. Yeah. Well, that's a side business, you know, you don't like that.

You don't like the idea of being an influencer. I think the best combination is I think you should try and make it in the WMBA while. How do you think she said she's selling feedbacks and volunteering at the nursing home in search for the circuit daddy? I think that you are diverse at five. Multiple avenues. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We call that the spring. All right. There you go. I think I have a lot of different directions to go now. A lot of different. That's what we wanted to do here at the Belly to podcasts. We wanted to confuse you more than you already were. Yeah.

But I can tell you already were. Yeah. But I can tell you this much. No, actually, no, there's way more feet in semen in the options we gave. Yeah. I know. I was going to say at least we gave you options without full semen, but that's exactly what you do.

I didn't include any semen in my options. Well, I was pleased. I mean, in directly. And then finding a sugar daddy includes feet and se demons. Okay. Well, now you said it. So we didn't have to. There you go. Where are you based? By the way, what city are you in? I'm in Milwaukee. Oh, you're so are we. We're over at putlers right now. now. All right, Charlie, I think we gave some good advice. I think that was good.

What do you think? Are any of them going to be a possibility for you or not? I mean, I think I'll look into the personal training and the feet pick. Okay. Okay. Hey, we did another person. Yeah. Well, thank you. So much. I feel with some more feet. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you know what? Maybe the answer

is it less feet. It's more feet. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, I fly. Well, you're going to want an email man to walk him in at gmail.com and let us know how the fixed game is going. Please know feet picks, though. Right, Charlie? Okay. I don't mind looking at it. I'm not saying I'm not a payer for feet, but I admire nice what freebie for Charlie would be nice. It's not. If one comes in free, you'll take a gaze. I'll take a gaze at a nice foot. Oops, I opened his email. It said, feet picks in the subject line. Whoopsies.

Why do people like feet pick so much? Do we know to find out? Yeah. I don't know. It's are they have feet fetishes? I don't know where those come from. There she is. That's so funny.

So fun. We're so fun as humans, aren't we? We're like, let me see your toes, you know? So as soon as we stop having to hunt and gather every single day, we just get bored. And we get bored. Like, show me your feet. Yeah. Like, oh, God, I can just go to the store and get food. I've got a hunts. Yeah. I'm bored as hell. Let me see them feet. Well, once again, we apologize.

Yeah, apologize for calling into the podcast. I'm sure we ruined your day, but you were so much fun. So it made my day, you made my day. We I just got back from Nashville and we, that's like a nine hour drive from Milwaukee. And we listened to like the full belly up podcast. Probably got us maybe like halfway there. Oh, well, you know, give us another couple months.

We'll get you the full way there. Okay. Yeah. All right. Oh, God. All right. All right. Thank you.

Call it in. Tell your people. Yeah. Tell your folks. We says I to. The colon and tell your people. I say hi. Yeah, tell your folks. We says hi to him. Watch for deer and keep your socks on. Okay. All right.

Bye bye now. Bye bye. Oh my God. Charlie. What are you going to do if she actually sends you some feedbacks in the in the Gmail account? You got to grab the mic my my guy. She sends me your feed. I'm gonna look at him. All right. Well, you least give her a rating like hey nice No, I just be like nice

What do you say to feet? No, you say hey pinky toe? What's up? You know, hey, I really like your skin. Yeah, what do you say to that? I don't see any wards. There. Nice. No toe jam. No planter wards. You're a toe jamless gal. I like that.

You say stuff like dang. I bet you can rollerblade good. You know, dang. I bet you're a good swimmer. Look at those things. Yeah. Yeah. A little webbing.

Yeah. Yeah. You ever met anyone with web toe? No, I can cool. I'm gonna be honest my eyes stay pretty much a lot above like feet level. So I never really check out anyone's feet. It comes up after a cocktail or two. It's like KDF web toes. You'd be surprised how many people say yes. Really? Yeah. Okay. Well good to know. I'll start adding that to my repertoire for ice breakers. All right. Well, webbing in the toe is nice. Well, if we get the feedback,

you probably post it on the Instagram, not. Yeah, we should. Actually, Belly, not page just becomes his like feet Instagram. I'm great. You're going to get some great if it just randomly. Yeah, just like how Joe Perry like post a picture of the tomato, you know, you guys ever follow him. No. Yeah, he's funny. Max knows him. But we just do one just a foot towel. Maybe a little bit. Yeah, just see what happens. See how many people start to more feed picks the Charlie are do people do that because they have eric feelings for feet. I think so. Yes.

Like they want to like up foot. That's why there's a lot of feet and semen involved. That was the whole. No, because she was talking about samples for diabetes, where there was something where they had to cut up biopsy off the foot and then semen is a different thing all together. But okay. No, she was talking about semen with the sugar daddy, I think. Well, yeah, anyways, it got real weird in there.

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Minus many Hastings minutes, so to 5 5 033. And also often you get to see the birth of a new fleet farm. So I would recommend going check in that. Oh, that's history. One of the miracles of life. It really is. And by the way, folks, if you've watched any of our videos, you know, that I work at Fleet Farm from time to time.

No, that's not a character I play. I am just, you know, I just really love it. I love making the keys. And by the hour and older by the minute and paid by the hour, older by the minute, wouldn't have it any other way. Okay. And full hiring event is going on at all stores. Okay. So if you enjoy fleet farm as much as I mean, bring your binoculars.

You can birdwatch in that son of gun and whatever. And you know, I will say each store every thing you see a fleet farm, they got the hiring things. The dates are throughout the month. Okay. And they've got full time and part time openings, flexible schedule. They got hiring events as well. Yeah. Yeah. Just go to Fleetform, say, you're hiring or something like that. And then they're going to hook you up and give you an application. And you're going to tell them to put me as a reference. Okay. And what's the best part of it, Charlie? The best part is getting 20% off that's, I mean, the game is basically just handing you free stuff.

And I'm, it's amazing. Yeah, it's, it's amazing. It really is. That 20% off binoculars. So that's why I got the job down and see if I can give myself a job. I don't know if this whole content thing's going to work out. So, well, you know, I I'm already there so we'll see you

soon we'll see you at the event guys see you at the fleet farm who we got on the line hello who's this oh it's going real good what's your name oh it's Brandon oh Brandon from Louisiana from Louisiana nice oh we're not good. I'm not sure. Oh, we're doing good. We can tell you from Louisiana with that y'all. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I have some friends from Pennsylvania and they're more Yin people. So they give me trouble on that one all the time. You say Yin's?

No, they do. They say why? Why I and Z? Yeah. You'll never heard that. No. No. No. Can you use it in a sentence? How are Yins doing? Is that right? It's basically just like, it's basically just like y'all,

like they would say, what are Yins up to? What are Yins up to? I've never heard that either. This is my mind is blown. What is that just like a northeast thing or what? No, I think they told us that was just like a Pennsylvania thing. Are you sure they weren't messing with you? Yeah, dude, because if you look at a Steelers game, there's a whole section of the field they call users. Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense.

Have you heard that? Well, not really, but I believe you. But honestly, you could be lying to us, too. We would just believe you. Yeah, I'm going to take that with no grains of salt. Yeah, I got the you never know, you never know. Someone told me that David Buster is also Barnes and Noble. And I believe that and that's not true.

So that is, yeah, I'll believe anything. Yeah, some real, some real fishing Googles that came off after I searched that, too. So thanks a lot guys. Sorry about that. Wait, what did he say? No, it's all good. It was almost work computer though. So you know, yeah, that'll happen. But hopefully you still got your job. But why don't you build it up to the bar with us? Tell us what's on your mind. Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, well, well, I just had a question, well, a quick question and then I had one piece of advice on it. I asked, but my question is, and there's no hate intended in this, because

I'm in the North Dakota. I was, have you ever heard of a small town called Stauper or Dickinson? Oh, I know where they are. I know where Dickinson is for sure. Yeah, little tiny town. Anyway, so I've been there. I've been to the Badlands National Park, great places. I love them, but my question is, we don't consider that Midwest at all. That's North. That is what? So there's a North. That, oh, it's just the north is what you're saying. Well, Charlie, how would you say up north? Well, I would say up north, but up north to me, yeah, with minus the age. But here's the situation.

There are a lot of people who, you know, take beef with certain states being in the Midwest and the Dakotas often get put into an unfair category of just not being part of the Midwest. And then you say, well, what are they? Are they the West? Well, I would venture to say that North Dakota is way more Midwest than like Missouri is. Well, yeah, I mean, now you, yeah, Missouri's got a lot of Southern tinged. But if you look at the US geographical survey, not to pull a US, look at the US geographical survey, but they do call North Dakota, M. Missouri, both part of the Midwest. So from, but culturally speaking, also very Midwest too.

I mean, also one thing that is beautiful about the Midwest is how many states are actually, how large the actual Midwest is? You get a lot of different, a lot of different strokes for different folks. There's different views. There's different landscape, the whole thing. That's what makes the Midwest nice. Yeah, we've got, you know, it's more of a, it's definitely more of a culture thing. If you look at it by culture, I get it.

Location, not for much. Yeah. How would you describe North Dakota then? Just the North? Yeah, North, just North. All right. Is that the same way you describe Montana? Just North?

Montana, yes, North, North, I would put Minnesota and Wisconsin in there too probably what? Wow, you know, so it's just that's just the northern Midwest. I mean, yeah. So what would, so what was your call to North? Canada. Yeah. And honestly Canada is about to become part of the Midwest too from time to time. Oh, they're working all the time. Yeah, we've seen their application come across our desk. If you not that we are accepting now that we are the people dictate that, but kind of you're getting applications from Canada.

Yeah. True. Yeah. Yeah. So it makes sense. I'm not going to argue with y'all for sure. I definitely don't have a dog in the fight, but I was just curious. No. Yeah. Well, we appreciate calling in and letting us know that we are not part of the Midwest up there in North Dakota. That's good. Yeah. No, not not not arguing. Just curious. We appreciate y'all. So we appreciate my piece of advice. My guy, I was wondering what it has to do with your late. Like, how do you swim in that cold water? That water can't get above what? 75? Oh, yeah, that's what you

want. When it's hot, you want a cool lake to come. Oh my gosh. That'll make you feel alive. Do you know what swimming in a cold lake does for your heart? I mean, if you don't get a heart attack from it, it is actually good for your heart somehow. I'm running out of it. I'm gonna say down here, if the water is not 86 plus, I'm not in it. Well, you know what you have to worry about down there, those brain eating amoeba's. I read an article about them too. Well, yeah, they're there for sure. Do you worry about them?

You ever get any of them? No, I'm never had one surprising. But you heard about them. Oh, yeah, I heard about them. They're definitely talked about, but it's not something, you know, you've never get in anywhere. If you've worried about that, yeah, I guess that's true. Well, thank you, someone for cool. We got, you know, we got to, yeah, thank you. Oh, we got that Gators and stuff, dude. I'm worried about Ami, but you got Gators for days. I didn't know if they did or not. So I just

kept my mind. I didn't want to see my gonna eat that. Gators there. And they're like, no, that's Florida, dude. Relax. No, we got, we got them everywhere just about everybody, every water half Gators. All right, man, well, we appreciate it. Watch out for Gators and we'll talk to you in later. All right. Sounds good guys. You'll have a good time. You too, big good.

See up. Hello. How you doing? Who is this? Tom, who's this? Tom, this is Charlie. You're here with me and Miles. Yeah.

Oh my God, man. Huge fan. This is amazing. Tom, where huge fans of you? Pretty funny content. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you very much. Where are you from, Tom?

I'm from a LeVonia, Michigan. LeVonia, Michigan. Yeah. I'm at work right now. I'm supposed to be working, but I'm not. Good. I like that. Where do you work?

You're drinking at work and talking to us? Well, I'm painting murals of flowers and birds and stuff. Oh, he's a mural painter. That's pretty cool, Tom. All right, what's that I'm doing? You bet that. You bet that under the influence. Good for you.

Well, why don't you belly up to the bar? We can't get a little better. Yeah. Yeah. Say again. All of a sudden, the birds in the mural have an extra wing. Yeah, it happens once in a while.

They look better while you're painting the murals so long that's happened. Wow. The nice thing about the murals, if you screw it up, you can just paint over it and start fresh. That's another great lesson. It is. Life is just a mural. Paint over it. Yeah. So what's going on? You're right about that.

Yeah, why don't you belly up to the bar? Tell us what's on your mind. You're right about that. Yeah, why don't you belly up to the bar? Tell us what's on your mind. Mom, shit, man, I just honestly, I didn't even know if this would work. I saw you guys this number. I figured I'd give you a call. Was it you guys always making me laugh and shit, man? It's kind of cool.

You're doing this. Well, thanks, Tom. Well, you appreciate it. Now listen, Tom, everybody in the world has a little bit of trouble on their mind or something. They're grouched. They want to buy seller trade. So, um, you know, I have lots of those. All right, give us one, give us one. We'll help you sell it. What do you got? Like half the content in my garage.

Give us one thing that you want gone. Tom, one thing and we'll help you. Yeah, no, I have a piano piano. Okay, perfect. What kind of a piano is it? I don't know. Like an upright one. It's not a grand piano. It opens up and there's a cool picture in it. What's the picture inside the piano, Tom? I was old man.

I haven't been able to get to the piano because it's a little buried. That's hard to remember. So it sounds like you need to just have a garage. Like a whole classical picture. You never garage it's a little buried. That's hard to remember. So it sounds like you need to just have a carotid. A whole picture. You never garage. Yeah, absolutely. Sounds like, um, talk to me about this. I'm working on the permits. We got tough permit laws out here. So I'm working on the permit time out.

You have to get a permit to have a garage sale. Oh, yeah, yeah, I can only have two garage sale the year. And I got a permit amount. Wow. And you have a piano. This is in Michigan. Correct. The Great Lakes state. Are you sure you're not in Russia or something?

That sounds a little ridiculous. I have a poll permits to sell crap out of your garage. That's, that's nuts. By the way, your garage sounds like a very typical this sounds like a very typical Midwest garage, which I think. Sure. Look at what. First of all, a Midwest are there enough 2x4s in there to build an entire new garage? Yeah, drywall 2x4 screws everything you need. Perfect. What else? You're going to want do? You're going to want to blow out one of the walls and just add on to the garage because you've ran

on a room so far. So you need to build more garage to put more stuff. And you could even just make it. Or build up if I can't build up. I'm going to build up. There you go. Because it sounds like you're in a communist state with how much they're trying to control you here.

They're not going to let you build out. You got to board all the little content in case they take it away from me. What else is side for the piano? Do I want to know more about this piano? Not normal people don't just have pianos sitting in their garage. Wow. I wonder why is it that I got a drum set and a piano? I know, but why?

Oh, man, I got the drum set for a dollar. So I figured I'd buy it. Maybe one of my kids would play it. Here we go. So you're all out there. Yeah, you're in the position by thought they were. So it sounds like you need to go to less garage sales and have one of your own is what it sounds like. Oh my God, you're absolutely right.

God is not picking crap up from people. That's it. Now, what is it psychologically time about you that makes you unwilling to throw any of this crap out? Let's get to the real issue here, pal. I think it goes back to being in the communist state and fearing that I won't be able to get it later. So I got a hold of it. I know, but part of being in a communist state is fearing that I won't be able to get it later. So I got a hold it.

I know, but part of being in a communist state is that you share with everyone. I'll share it with you. I'm trying to give it to you. You just have to come to my garage and get to it. Yeah. Tom, if someone wants this piano with the picture in it, how can they get it? You got an email? And how much you want for it, by the way.

Oh, man, you come get this. It's probably yours. Shoot up three free piano free or best offer. Right. Can you, you can't deliver it though top. Absolutely not, but I can help get it out of the problem. Is Vigo's anywhere and he delivers it to someone else's garage. He's going to try and get something out of their garage.

Are you using that old old ball? Oh, yeah. Is that a tuba in the corner? I'll take one of those like put next to my drum set. Yeah. Tom, you guys stop collecting stuff. Yeah, that's okay. It's very midwest to me.

It seems like it. Don't tell me do you have a significant other at all? I do. And how many times in your life, she can be just as bad. She does the balance. You just know what you're worth. Bulls hoarders. We're the same like that.

Yeah, so we're fucked. And you have me. Can we swear are we on top of that? Yeah, you got kids too. You're teaching like that. Yeah. So we're fucked. And you know, mean, can we swear we have something? Yeah. Yeah, you got kids too. You're teaching them to be hoarders. I'm trying to, yes, but I do my best. Have you ever in your life said this line right here, another man's trash is another man's treasure. Have you ever said that? I may have said.

Oh boy. It sounds like that's like going to be put on your grave someday. When he'll probably have a few different graves, don't send his garage to choose from. Yeah. I probably will have options. You're right. I want to get a sculpture one. Trump is maybe of me, you know, very artistic like my mural. Well, so what I think by advice for you here is you need to find that go in the archive of the Dr. Phil show.

I'm pretty sure he's had some orders on there before and just put yourself in there shoes and apply the advice that Mr. Phil gives them. And I think that should help. Yeah, I think I heard somewhere that you're supposed to hug these objects and say, thank you for everything you gave me. And then you're supposed to put it in the burn pile and just let them free. Yeah. Why? Take a hole in the back yard. Yeah.

Digging a hole in the backyard and you don't even have to burn it. Just bury everything. Yeah. Actually, don't burn it. The DNR is not going to be happy about that. You can believe that. I got a big burn stack ready to burn. Oh, it does. Maybe do a burn pile and then combine. I got a big burn stack ready to burn. Oh, he does.

Maybe do a burn pile and then combine it with stuff that's maybe not good to burn. Just bury it. I was a little farmer's. Just bury stuff. Yeah. Find it for treasure. Yeah. There I go.

Yeah. He starts digging up to the barrier stuff. He's got any fun. Someone else's. Yeah. There is treasure in your backyard. it's digging up to the barrier stuff he's got and he finds someone else's big stuff back there. Yeah, there is treasure in your backyard. Tom, that's our advice. Tom, it is just trash.

It is not treasure. I tell you this. One, one, no, no, one man's trash is another Tom's treasure. Tom, good luck digging pal. Thank you for calling the belly up podcast. I'm glad we can help you realize that you're a hoarder I'm sure you've never heard of that in your life And yeah, just know that hey, you're not alone, but it is also time To hug your objects and appreciate you guys man. Thanks for the support. We appreciate you

Tell your wife we says Oh, bye support. We appreciate you. Tell your wife. We says, hi. Bye. Bye. Tom's not getting rid of a damn thing. No, he is going. If anything, this has inspired him to go get more stuff to put in this garage in a friggin shovel. I actually like the idea of yeah, he liked the idea of adding onto his garage. he could fit more shit in there is what he's really was excited about. He got weight. He just got off. Huh? Say you got weight to excited about it. Yeah. As soon as he got off the call, he's just like, honey, we're adding on.

We're building up. Miles said, you've never heard of permits? You really? The rod sale never. That's insane to me. It is crazy. Yeah. That's some communist rushes. Permit you really Roger sale never that's insane to me. It is crazy. Yeah That's some communist Russia. Shit

No, that's what you said. I know. I don't it's like were you just a master? No, I just imagine you'd have to get permission and Russia to have a garage sale, you know Yeah, let's you bribe someone with vodka, you know, or you just are a billionaire potatoes. Yeah Well Charlie, I'm glad today that you were handing up good advice. Sorry. That was just knees such as selling Feet picks on the internet. Okay. Okay. Let's not double down on that. Look. I'm just saying if if you got it Wanted, you know, yeah, I don't know what the problem is wrong with's not the wrong with a couple of feet shots. And, you know, again, someone's asked me for, there's literally professional models

who just do headshots, you know? So head foot, foot shots, there's nothing weird or erotic about it, you know? I mean, I suppose erotic isn't the eye of the beholder, but whatever, anyway, so whatever you gotta do to make a buck these days, no judgment. Well, it would be the equivalent of feet picks back in the day before the internet. I mean, that's a really good question. Feet picks is almost like the punchline for that, you know, like showing an ankle or something.

It's close. Yeah. Like back back in the day, when women's dresses started getting shorter and shorter. That's a Simpson's thing. Yeah, because they were on doing a log cabinet or a log race down a river. He's insured on there. Yeah, he's got, do you remember that episode where like, instead of flashing the camera,

she shows her ankle? Yeah. All per science. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably where it's stem from. That's hilarious. That's where it all started. I think we got to the bottom of that. Yeah. A foot pick. I don't know. Like got to the foot of that. Do you ever have anyone walk on your back when you have a bad back? Yeah. I stopped doing that a few years ago though.

Horror stories. Yeah. I mean, it's really that's fixing something with a hatchet, you know, when you need a scalpel. That is true. Yeah. Anyways, but it does feel good in the moment. It does. I mean, it's just releasing tension. You know, at that point, you may want to get a professional. It's kind of one of those things where it's like almost exhilarating that this person could collapse your entire body and your lungs.

Yeah, it's the thrill. It's a thrill of a game. And usually it's the person who loves you closest because like, you know, for some reason, yeah, you can't have a stranger walking your back that way. Yeah, it's got to be like significant other, you know, maybe a child, maybe a parent. Yeah, parent. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But anyways, you guys should go check out other podcasts, Kreif's cast, you bet your radio. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways, you guys should go check out other podcasts, Cripes cast, you bet your radio. Yeah. To continue all the fun over there. Yeah. Charlie, I think if you follow Cripes cast on Instagram, he will be releasing his feet picks on there. Yeah. On the stories. So those are coming soon and those hairy toes ears. Yeah, I shave them every now and again so I'm willing to grow so I can Brazilian wax them. Oh, yeah, is it Brazilian? Give it time. Give it time. But yeah, thanks for tuning in guys and we'll see you in the next one. Yeah, good. Bye. Bye.