Bellied Up - #17 How NOT To Order A Pizza

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we talk to a guy that works at a pizza place and we "order" a pizza from him, next caller is wondering which hobby he should pick up, Last caller of the day has a new snowblower and a very long driveway.

Hello guys and welcome back to another episode of the belly to podcast presented by fleet farm. Hello Charlie. Hello, Miles. How are you doing today? I'm doing fine sir. Thank you for asking. Um, you feeling good today? Feeling great. We're here at Uncle Bucks. You were talking so softly. I thought we were going to be talking like we were golfing. Yeah, I got board of it. I got board of it. Yeah, board. Yeah, you dropped the game. I got it. Yeah, we're at Uncle Bucks Milwaukee, Wisconsin. We got a great set of callers, I hope. One, you know, reminded me of Uncle Buck. When I went to the supper club last night. Oh, that's a nice transition. We don't have some. Dude, dude.

Well, I've imagined Uncle Buck would go to a supper club, right? Like the real Uncle Bucks from the movie. Yeah, go to a supper club play with the Kenosha kickers. All that uncle box different than the great outdoors. Did you know that? We figured that out yesterday together. No, I just knew that. No, you had to be 12, five times yesterday. Um, anyways. So you went to a supper club last night. So we don't in Fargo. We just don't have supper clubs really. We had like a supper club vibe around Fargo. Yeah, it was a spea- but it was more of like a speak easy vibe.

Sure. But it was more similar. So it's nice when I'm in Wisconsin, then I could head to the supper club, right? Yeah. Wisconsin is the epicenter for supper clubs. And so we went to, I, the food there was great.

Yeah, which one? Yeah, what other collar that was saying that they're spitting in food because it's too dark and they're doing weird stuff. Couldn't be more wrong, you know, it's just freshen my brain right now. I like this. Thank you for standing up for supper club. Yeah, I am standing up for the local supper club

because that was horseshit, but they were saying, so not say that. We should have bleeped that guy out the whole time. Yeah, we should have. We're there a whole segment where it's just bleeped out the supper club slander. Were people upset that they slandered the supper club in that way? Did you read the comments? Well, no, so when I was there, there was some, I could tell there's some rumblies and grumblies. Like, oh, the guy who let that guy slander

supper clubs is here at the supper club. Like, what do we do? Yeah, could tell that the could tell there was vibe there about. Yeah, I can just tell I didn't go with you because I was the other guy. Well, by the end, everything was hunky dory. Yeah, and they did a great job. Now, did you get a nice little supper club cocktail? Uh, so I got a Wisconsin old fashioned. Nice, Brandy. Yeah. Jared sucked down like eight of them. Oh, do you have a rough morning? Do you guys who?

Who? Jared, so you went full Brandy. Uh, I don't know. There's Brandy at a, how many did you have? Three. Would you get? You got some beer. He got zero.

I got, I had a. I had a old fashioned. So here's what I ordered. Because those are tough. I mean, you got to have calluses on your stomach to really handle that. That was delicious. I love that. Oh, good for you. Yeah, it's great.

I do worry some people aren't can't handle the sweet and the booze like that the next morning. So the sweet is it hits you in the face. How sweet those babies are. Mm hmm. But I had a primer rib for dinner. Oh, is the problem though. No salad. Well, no, I had the salad. Coleslaw. I had mashed potatoes. I had cornbread, I had that little bun thingy, whatever. Oh yeah. What's the good finish it? Wow.

I ordered the king cutter, whatever. It was like 24 ounces. The prime rib. And I don't know why I ordered. I knew it wasn't going to be able to eat all that. But it's like, you can't look at the menu and go, yeah, I'm going to go with the small prime rib, you know, no When you're in Wisconsin, you went in Wisconsin, go for the whole shebang now. Here's my follow-up question Did you get it to go box? Don't tell me you left that go to waste. No, I mean we're staying in a hotel

I don't know how I was gonna there's refriger in the hotel. I know, but then I'm going to have a microwave prime rib It's cold prime rib is good. Oh, okay, me I would Actually, I did I went with Taylor when he was in town due dead For those who don't know and he got the prime rib and he can finish it. I think he got prime rib Maybe I did but I took it home. It was in my fridge the next day and I just, I was like a dog sucking the marrow from the bone.

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Is that a problem? Well, no, it's fine. It's just a, you know what? I shouldn't talk smack about them. Maybe it's possible that they'll be a sponsor one day. Anyway, how you doing? I'm doing all right. Are you? Where are you at? What's your home? I'm from the greatest city in the world. I want you guys to get.

Oh, the greatest city in the world, Mantwock Wisconsin. If you say Cleveland, we will hang up the phone. Nobody nobody likes Cleveland. Okay, I just wanted to make sure. Oh, don't say that. I'm sure that that's what we real here. Where are you from? I guess Mantwock or Milwaukee.

Those are my two guesses. Chicago. Oh, Chicago, shi town. I was just there over the weekend. I was just there. Yeah. What do you think of it? Well, I've been there many of times. I play in Chicago a lot. I like Chicago.

I get a brag. Oh, well, that's not a bragging. Everybody plays in Chicago. If you're doing comedy, well, why don't you play comedy town? Yeah, where second city is. Why don't you play comedy town? That's where second city is Why don't you belly up to the bar belly up to your barn? Okay

I'm not really asking for advice, but I Got it. I just wanted to say this to you guys maybe give you some advice, but Have you been watching the Little League world series? Actually, it's on right now. Yeah, we're both half watching to it listening to you. It's electric. I've never been so interested in baseball in my entire life. The way you just said that made me feel like you're like half an edible in just watching the Little League World Series. I mean I'm gonna be honest with you I would agree that Little League is better than regular baseball. Last night on another podcast, you bet your radio, you can find a world podcast or found

Cripes Castles, Great Podcasts. We talked about that baseball is kind of lame and we wish it wasn't and I think Little League fills a lot of those gaps for that. Yeah, look at this. You're right. Are we watching the same thing? Are you watching Mexico versus the, I can't read this. I have my glasses at.

Oh, I got my sunglasses. Is it what is it? Mexico versus cheese. Yes. Hey, well, it's just, oh, no, they're polarized. So I can't see it because it blocks it out. It's nothing. Ooh, liner to shortstop out for out number one.

Top of the fifth inning. How many years are little league seven? Yeah. Six. You're ahead of me. What? We're ahead of you? Hey, we're just going to spend the rest of the game spoiling. Yeah. Yeah. Wait till you get to the top of the fifth. All right. Asia Pacific is just running. All right. Guys up to bat. Yeah. He's got one though. Cool helmet. That protects his job. He makes contact in his deep right field going, going. God, I've actually did make contact center field a little old air, air, air, safe, safe. And the dude dropped the ball. You know, these kids got to get their act together. If they want to make it to the pros, yeah, I'm not seeing any talent that can make it.

That's what makes it exciting. Yeah, that is because it's kind of like how we would play baseball. Yeah, it's like almost like, like, no, we're too good at like defensive stuff. Where there's a lot more errors and jumbled balls, all that. Yeah, me and a couple of friends are thing in the next year. Get a car drive drive down to William sport and just just tell you it the little league world fair. Yeah, William sport. Is it there every year? Is it? Yeah. Do I not? Oh, don't say yeah, like, yeah, can you believe this asshole? He doesn't know that it's in William sport. Is that how you just said it? I mean, it's a national treasure. So're mind me, what you said? Shen Yuting is gonna steal a second. That's how it's a special rudder.

That's how he's gonna steal second, I think. Is this phone call gonna end? Because you're gonna end it? Because you're sick of talking to us? Or what? Well, hold on. What are you at work? What's going on?

Yeah, what the hell is going on? You're just wanting to two-state. I'm gonna do it. Swing in a man. Sorry. Hold on. What are you at work? What's going on? Yeah. What the hell is going on? You're just wanting to two-state freaking swing in a man. Sorry. What'd you say? You're on summer break. How old are you? I'm on summer break.

Yeah. How old are you? You don't have a job on summer break? I do, but I mean, I'm off right now. Once you jump. I work at a pizza place. Yeah, a boy. You good at spinning the pizza or no? Hey, you a hand toss guy or? Yeah.

No, no, no, I'm the phone guy. Well, I was going to say you have just a great demeanor on the phone. Seriously, you've got a what freaking pizza do you want to add it to? You called us, you called us. And you gave us that what freaking pizza do you want to know where the pizza joint is? Are you kidding me? It's, it's an American institution, like the little league Hall of Fame. No, the little league world series in the same city every. Yeah. Oh, it just why am, you know, oh, it's just who I am.

Yeah. Is that who you are? Do you like working at the pizza joint? Absolutely not. The issue is the, you know, pizzas are fine. It's the people who have to order the pizzas. I don't think you should be the customer service guy. No, this is a good question. Either that or he was a pleasant customer service guy and customer service had just beaten it down

over the years. No, but this is good because you're, you seem like a nice straight student fella. And I think that the, the customers calling in to your pizza place, I've worn you down. And so I think we should do a PSA, a belly-up PSA. What are the things not to do when you call into order your late night pie? Okay, number one, know what you're ordering, please.

Know what you're ordering. Don't call in and be like, uh, okay. Well, first of all, yes, pizza hasn't been around that long and there's a lot of different variations. There's not even like a standardized, this is what everyone gets with pizza. So how am I supposed to know that? Oh, miles is your worst collar. You can tell, miles is one of those guys that call us and goes, yeah, so what's good there?

No. What should we do in mock call? Yeah, let's do a mock call. Okay, miles is calling in late night. Ring ring. And no, I'm not doing anything. So let me be the ring. Okay. Bring. And I'll just.

Okay. Bring. Hi, this is Domino's. Wait, what? Oh, I'm the ringer. So I'll stop bringing you as soon as you pick up. I'm going to bring you up. Let's try it again. Okay. Sorry about that.

Bring. Hi, this is Domino. How can I help you? Hi, who am I talking to? I'm looking for some pizza. Okay, you're talking to Colin. Colin. Yeah, we're talking to pizza.

We're Domino. Cool. Oh, this is Domino's. I thought I was calling Papa John. Do you guys have that garlic sauce like Papa John's? Yes. Okay. All right. Well, that sounds pretty good. What, uh, you know, I thought I was calling Papa Jones. I don't really know what you guys

menu is. What, uh, what do you guys got that's good? You have, you have pizza. I also do have the garlic sauce or no. Yeah, they got garlic sauce, but I accidentally called dominoes Charlie. What do you want some dominoes Charlie? Actually, it's okay. we yeah they got garlic sauce but I accidentally called dominoes Charlie what do you want some dominoes Charlie actually it's okay they they got the cinnamon bread over there do you have any cinnamon bread sir our menus on our website why don't you take a look at it and then go back Charlie he told me to fuck off what, you tried to defer me to the robot. You can get me the phone. Hello. Here's my buddy, Charlie.

Hey, hello, sir. I'm sorry about that. My house is a little drunk. We would just like a pizza. Is this Papa John's? No, this is Domino's. Oh, Domino's. Okay.

Does Domino's? No, Domino's is okay. It's... No. What should I ask? What should I ask? Come on. He's, ask them, no. What should I ask? What should I ask? Come on, he's gonna hang up. How the garlic sauce?

Do you have the garlic sauce? Sir, okay. So we'll do a big pie, one of your big ones. Okay, sorry, I meant pizza. I don't know if you guys serve pie, but I meant pie, that's what some people call pizza. But so we'll get that okay, and then pepperoni I think on half of it and then And then the other half let's do veggie because I'm trying to watch my triglycerides and

So half veggie half Pepperoni is that sound good and what what veggies would you like? What veggies? Miles, what veggies do you want? You're getting a veggie pizza? Well, it's better for my heart. My doctor told me. So we're not going to do a veggie pizza. No, Miles, what am I supposed to eat?

I'm hungry too. You can have some of the garlic sauce. You guys have garlic sauce, right? We got a salad. Oh, you're getting a salad. Yes, we do have the garlic sauce. Can you put the salad vegetables on the pizza? Is that possible?

Because otherwise, no one's getting the salad. And it's just going to go to waste. Do you have a salad pizza? I can do it for you. Yeah, we don't really have that, but I'll do it for you. Thank you. What's your name? Yeah, of course. Your name is Colin. Colin. I'm sorry. I wasn't on the phone initially.

Colin, thank you so much. I really appreciate you guys have cinnamon sticks to Oh, yes. Okay pizza pizza. Thank you Boom. There you go. You defuse that situation. I think you're I think you're not giving yourself enough. Yeah, you're a pro man. Chase you're a pro. I think you're I think you're not giving yourself enough. Yeah, you're a pro, man. Chase, you're a pro. I don't know. Thank you. I appreciate it. But you know, the job is a little rough. The calling to your friends about what they want on the phone is classic. Number two, don't do that. Well, it's going to happen. I don't think we can just change human behavior. It's been millions of years. So yeah. And what else can what else should be back in the caves? They were literally like they're cooking something over the fire.

And they'd be like, you want rabbit or do you want squirrel? They've been doing that forever. And they would echo because they're okay. We want rabbit. You want squirrel. Which one's the rabbit again? Do you have the Do you have the stew? The funny the cave. I'll do a squirrel with garlic sauce What's garlic sauce? It hasn't been invented yet. Choo, choo, choo, choo. Hopefully someday we can just call someone

and they can bring us food. It might be like this echo, echo, echo. Imagine if this was a really long cave, Ava, we could order it from the other side of the world, or oh, there, oh, there. Let's try a can to a string. side of the world. They're all there. What's time? I can do a string. No, this is so far off the rails.

You have you have a world series to work. Yeah, the boys drink. Honestly, we haven't drank that much. This is just our games over games over. I'm just the end of the game. No, it was the bottom of the top of the fifth last we went there, dude. Now, you've missed the game. You know what they did. They just switched, they just switched games. That's how it goes. It's unbelievable.

But don't skill it. Well, Colin, maybe we'll call into your dominoes and order a pizza sometime. I'm hungry for pizza. So Colin, Colin, I'm Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin, for some pizza. That's a very good song. It's a great song. As someone who is an artist and songwriter, oh, did you know that Miles is a songwriter, Colin? He's like, he's like, yeah, show him the, yeah, he's only a writer. He's just he's the right. He's the Bernie. He's like Bernie Topin or Taupin, Elton John's right. All right. Robert Hunter. Cherry Garcia is right. I'm getting hungry because of all the pizza talks. So maybe I'll call into Domino's and order something after this. See you, Colin.

Nice. Thank you. Colin and keep doing the good work. Oh, the words work at Domino's. We'll see you soon. Yeah, you too. All right. Watch for pulling up. Yeah, we will. We'll keep bellying up to your bartender. But bye. I was I mean, I'm literally good time with Colin. Literally, that's how it goes every time it order pizza with a group of people.

Yeah. What do you want? I know. I know. Wait, can I put it and then it's clear when it's like, will you stop? Just went on mute, you know, while that those are the nice people.

Yeah. What was the last time you ordered a late night drunk pizza Charles? And have you ever ordered a pizza and passed out before it got there? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's tough. I was in Nashville actually doing it.

That was the last time. I was in Upperyland. Have you ever been to Upperyland in Nashville? I've been to the Grand Ole Opry before. Have you been in Upperyland though? The hotel. That's like Upperyland. I don't know if I've been in the hotel.

Oh, it is. I've I can one up. Yeah, I was in the backstage. The grand. Big stage at the green of the upper guess what, Miles. It is really fucking cool. I mean, it was once in lifetime. Try that probably will happen three or four times, you know. One day, one day I'll be as cool as you.

All right, let's say another call. Hello. Hello. How are you doing? Who is this? This is Jesse. Jesse. Where you call from, Jesse? I'm over by Sioux Falls. Sioux Falls. I'm so sick. I don't love it. Nice great faces great places. Absolutely. What do you do over there in Sioux Falls South Dakota? Pay us a picture of your life. I spend a lot of time looking at corn. Yeah, not a bad hobby. Yeah, starting to turn a little gray these days, is it or no? Yeah, you're starting. Yeah, the lack of water kind of helps making

it brown pretty quick. Yeah, yeah, that's how it'll happen. Well, why? Why? Yeah, well, why don't you belly up to the bar and tell us what's on your mind? Well, I'm just wondering what you guys recommend for hobbies around here, not a whole lot going around. It's pretty flat, not a whole lot of trees. Well, I was going to recommend looking at corn. So you got that down. And then I would do my next recommendation was going to be have you tried just driving around and looking at shit. Um, I have. And uh, it all kind of looks the same. Yeah, but you're still moving around. So that's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. I got it. Okay. I got it. Are you ready? I'm ready. That corn field you've been looking at. You got a tractor? You can find one. You can find one. Moe, a pot of land, 28 foot by six foot out of that corn.

The owner will forgive you. The owner will forgive you. And then get a big grandstand. Get one from the high school, put a chain around it with your truck, drive it over there. So there it's a viewing for this plot. 28 by what? 28 by eight foot.

28 foot by eight foot. And then get two corn all boards and put them down. And then you get some lights and put them up and then you wait. Field of dreams. They're true. Field of dreams. You will get some old drunk ghosts coming out of that corn and they'll start playing

bags for you because you set it up. Okay. If you build it, Jesse, they will come. That's something I can do. You could go a more practical route and, uh, I would give them the answer. No, I'm saying, you go the more practical, you go the more practical route and, uh, Mo out probably, I would say roughly the size of like a baseball stadium. Oh, yeah, you could just do it that say roughly the size of like a baseball stadium. Oh, yeah, you could just do it that way. I mean, that'll for sure you'll get ghosts, you know,

yeah. I mean, you've seen field of dreams, right? Oh, absolutely. Okay. No, I like, I like the field of cornhole dreams. I feel we need a clever name for that. What could the clever name be? I don't know. Field of, or my other option was, say you said, do you have a tractor? Yeah. You could just go get a job as like a farm hand.

You don't have a tractor. I know, you can go get a job with someone who does. Oh, yeah, that's true. You can drive the tractor. You like farming? That's a no. It's one of my top favorite things for you. Farmers more of a spectator sport for him.

Yeah. Yeah. That's okay. Do you have you farmed a lot in your life or no? No, I, uh, not from the land of core. And I'm for originally from Northern Minnesota. So, uh, land of lakes, or an area that's kind of new for me.

What are you doing out there? Do you go to school out there? Where you going? No, I'm working. The whole foreign area is kind of new for me. What are you doing out there? Do you go to school out there? Where you going? No, I'm working. Where do you work? Work for the Department of Agriculture, actually. What do you do for them? So that's what I was talking about.

You got to know a guy with a tram, in sense? Yeah, you did. What are you doing? Yeah, I got to look at corn. No, I helped some farmers plant some grass grass try to get away from a little bit of corn. Well, kind of grass. Are we talking about the old? Yeah, we talk about wheat. A lot of wheat grass, a lot of broom. Oh, sorghum or no? No, no. the land there is not good for Sorghum. Is it? Or is it? I would guess no, because there's not a whole lot of it.

Yeah, Fesent really likes Sorghum. Do you know that? Anyway, I guess I didn't. Yeah. Well, that's cool. So what is what is the so he wants a hobby that's not his work. I know we only gave him we literally just gave him hobbies that are just work related. Yeah, let's go. No core, no fields. Okay.

Okay. Driving around like a fan. Domino's. Um, I haven't played in a while, but yeah, I just could get a dominoes. Still a thing. I yeah, I play on my phone. I got a dominoes right here on my phone. No, not the domino's still a thing. I, yeah, I play on my phone. I got a domino's right here on my phone. No, not the domino's like pizza joint. No, no, domino's.

Did they have garlic sauce? I, domino's still. Oh, are you talking about the pizza joint? Yeah. Oh, okay. I don't know. Domino's, I think, is around. Do they have, do they have the garlic sauce still?

Domino bang. Yeah, they do. So what, what would you like to play? Like what would you like to do? I'm open for any suggestions. Oh, I guess that's why you call it to begin with. Do you like card get like you could do like fishing? Let's just start with the basics fishing. Yeah, I like fishing, but all the lakes around here are kind of not that good. I can't deal with all algae. Yeah, you know, okay, how about you figure out a fun environmental thing to kind of get the algae out of the lakes, get more water going,

that's more work. That's more work. That's more work. Yeah, kind of what I do for work. All right. Have you tried going and billion up to a bar? That's what he's doing right now. I have I have gone over to a couple of them and It's a fun. It's a fun hobby. I guess are you a boulder? Not Exactly, I guess. Do you have a girlfriend? I do not know.

Do you like playing softball? Yeah, I actually joined a league when I first got out here, but that would have ended. Wow, it ended. Right. Do you like it when you're in a box? No, okay. Let's give them some social things. He's trying to, you want to find a girlfriend or I don't know which way you swing,

but a significant other relationship advice. He has for hobby. Well, you know, reading, you know, I'm, I'm open for anything. Um, for anything. Okay. All right. I would say bowling with winter coming now. Maybe joining a swimmers club. If you're down for anything, oh, no, no, not not open for anything now. Yeah. I mean, like a place where you go dance, like a swing club. That's not what that's not what he meant. Do you like to golf? Because you could go to driving. I do enjoy golfing. All right. Well, I suppose you could do that. I'm not a huge golfer, but sometimes if you like to smack some balls around it, if you want to pay to be miserable, go golfin. That's true. Every Saturday I paid it to get pissed.

Do you like mountain biking? I used to, but maybe that's something I could get back into. Well, there's no mountains there. Well, there's trails. That's it. There are trails and there's some nice trails over there. There's a trail biking. Well, it'd be up, but you call them on biking.

Yeah, maybe you could do that. Find yourself a nice bike off a Craigslist, fix it up a little bit, but may not need a lot of work. And then just get out there. I love if I were to do anything, it would just be out there hiking or biking. Miles loves both of those. Okay. So that's what I would do.

That's what I would say. I think yeah, some options are as anyone in the lead right now before we let you go. I still like the feeling dreams with the corn. Okay. So right back to war. Thanks. All right. Now we should have when I said in the call,

should I enter the call? All right. Well, um, text us a picture of it. Once you get it done, let us know. And, uh, yeah, if I'm, uh, I will do that. If I'm not in jail from, uh, well, missing up a farmer's field, you have them call us. We'll get you out. Do I have, uh, got permission to just blame it on miles? Yes. Well, that wasn't my idea. So I'm fucking loot. Yes. Well, that wasn't my idea. So, uh, actually fucking lootly. Yeah. No, absolutely. What's your language, my, sorry. Well, I get

back into a corner. I said to get a little sweary. Yeah, he's getting a little cussy over here. All right. Oh, hey, just drop a 20 in the grass form, say, Hey, sorry about your corn. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that should cover it. Yeah. That should cover his burial after he runs over him with the tractor after doing that. You know. All right. All right. Well, we call it a whole thing. Yeah. Go on with it. The whole thing goes good. Yeah. Cornhole and get a bite. Yeah. I appreciate the input there. Real good. All right, well, you watch out for ghosts ghosts. Exactly. Yeah, I'll definitely watch. Keep my eye open for them. All right, we'll see if you build it, they will come. Never forget. Okay. Absolutely. All right, bye bye now.

All right, have a good one. I can't believe you're able to work that into a call today. You brought up that idea yesterday and you did it. You say it's looking at you got to talk to the microphone. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know I thought you meant during the bit. I forget that we do these little post call things. I'm always forgetting. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I know. I thought you meant during the bid. I forget that we do these little post call things. I'm always forgetting. Yeah. Yeah, I worked in the bid. I thought was honestly. We should have ended the call right there.

I'm the little mad that I kept a call. That's not me. Well, you can do the editing. And then also, um, I think we should make that sketch. Yeah. That would be a fun one. We could be the ghosts, you know. I don't have any desire to be a ghost.

It's so much fun, dude. We get a good, small people to be the ghosts. Why? Why don't you want to be the main character? We'll be both of them. We'll be both of them. Like we can play the people who did it and then the ghosts too. We'll see.

Yeah, fine. You know what? Also, you've been nursing that beer. You know what? Fine. Fine. Also, you've been nursing that beer. You're going to have another one. I'm trying to take it easy to, you know, today. Otherwise, otherwise it gets start getting all feisty. You know, I can listen to these podcast.

You know, they've been feisty. I can listen to these podcasts and figure out exactly how many drinks I've had in. And I don't get better with more drinks. I don't. All right. I'll have one more. Holy smokes.

It's September 29th today. Guys, it is at time of the year where the deer really get a little funny and certain places. I'll get a little feisty. They're getting feisty there. Hormie, if we're being honest and that makes them act a little weird in the head. And that means it's a perfect opportunity for you to put them on your wall. But in order to do that, you need all your gear. Okay.

You got to get gear up for the hug. What kind of gear are you talking about, Charlie? up for the hunter gear. Are you talking about Charlie? Stop from the fleet farm. We love it. Everything and anything you need for your upcoming hunts, whether it be, which is what? Well, I'm, I say, like, whether you're hunting on water, land, so then ducks, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, I don't care. Kill it and grill it. Fleet Farms got it from what kind of equipment are you talking? I'm talking bows and deer stands to ground blinds, binoculars all get some nice knocks. I got some great knocks from the Fleet Farms.

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Hmm, damsel in estrus. In hunting magazines, do they have, they've got a center called the full, full of cool things. It's just dough urine. It's just dope. That's, that'd be funny. We should make a magazine just to do that. They would probably sell it where? Fleet farm. We love it. All right. Go to fleet farm.

Get all your hunting stuff. Yeah. Do that. Hello. Welcome to the belly up podcast. Belly on up there. Oh, you got a nice voice. What's your name, fella?

Oh, well, thanks. I take after you that way. My name's Phil. Phil. Phil. That's going on, boy. Oh, boy. That sounds like we're getting to the end of the podcast.

There you guys sound like you're having a good time. Well, we have. Yeah. You should see the amount of shots Charlie is taking in between each call. I know I can't keep up with them. Stop it. Stop it.

Well, you know, you got to keep the advice while I'm lubricated somehow. I like that. I like that a lot. So Phil, Phil, what's floating your boat today? Billy, on up and tell us all about it. Well, I got some bicell trade advice that I'm looking for. Ooh, good.

Depending on how you do it with that, I might be looking for some more Midwest neighborly advice. Okay, so this is a trial run. This is a, we're pitching him on our ability to give advice your trily. So buckle in, sober up. Okay, and let's do this. All right, Phil. There we go. It's showtime fellas. So I have a driveway for the first time. Congratulations Phil, that's a big freaking day right there. You know, usually people go like, hey, I got a house for the first time, but no, screw the house. This is about the driveway.

Did you go from dirt? Sorry, Phil, cut you off. No, so I come from the East Coast where I grew up in the city. Nobody had a driveway. Yep. So you just end up circling the block looking for parking. One we're glad that you made it out. We're glad that you're somewhere where you got a driveway, honestly.

Yeah. The life is good, you know? Yeah. Well, we cut you off. So with the driveway, you know, it's August now, but the snow is going to start coming down. Yeah. Yeah. And so I'm looking into snowblowers and I'm trying to figure out, you know, do I want the 21 inch that, you know, that sounds pretty narrow and I got to make more trips. Yeah. But is that going to be fast? You know, or the wider ones slower? I'm just trying to figure

figure some things out here. Well, each person has their own snow blow and deal. So miles and my advice is probably going to be separate on this one. I'm guessing. So miles we can start with you. I got a couple things. One, I don't own a snowblower. I have a side by side with a blade on it. So I'm just, oh, disqualifying myself. Wow, what a snob. What a snob. No, I just am saying I'm not that qualified on the snowball or advice, but do you have any kids or are you? No, no kids.

Okay, so that I was gonna say, just put your kids to work. It'll teach them good life lessons to shovel that whole driveway by themselves and you can just sit back and have a beer too. Yeah, that would be nice. See that would be the move, yeah. Maybe I can find some this winter. Yeah. Go look for some kids. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I see him riding their bikes up and down the street. I got to imagine

there's enough of them that he wouldn't be missing. Tell him that you'll give him a quarter for every time that they clean out the driveway. strap a shovel to their bike and then just ride it up and down the drive. Now we're talking. So let me ask you, how big is your drive, Phil? It's probably about 150 feet or so. It goes all the way around the back of the house. 150 foot.

Yeah, that's a big boy. Is it thin? Is it thick? How wide is this? So it's a one lane, it's a one lane from the street all the way back, but then it does open up, living in a duplex. So it's a four car garage that I'm gonna be. Yeah, so you're gonna have some hefty work,

so you definitely don't wanna shovel that back. No, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're not gonna shovel that back. Snowblown, you're in the right, uh, right spot there for that. And now I like fill it. Do you enjoy the winter and do you enjoy walking? These are two very important questions. You do. So I would go with one of them. I have one a, a Toro smaller one. It's, uh, electric deal or whatever. And now some people are like, I would never use an electric snowblower. I honestly

think it's pretty easy to use and good. And I like the smaller ones because I don't mind a nice walk in the deal. Some people like them big wide things. And they're good too, but it's just more of a pain in the ass to maneuver for me. So I don't mind walking. So and I also, and then you got to deal with the oil, you got to deal with the gas, which is pretty basic stuff, but it's just more complications. I like tossing the battery in and just going, but some people don't like battery stuff. Well, for his driveway though, he's got to have a couple batteries. Oh yeah, he's got a couple. You got, yeah, you want to have a four battery system, four battery system there have, you know, basically one on the charger went stunt don't let it sit on the charger over time, you know, like once it's charged

pull it off that will that'll kill the juice. And then you got that probably take you to batter to batteries to do that. And then, you know, you got your other ones charging. You should be fine. You got a lawnmower. Yeah, I got it's what's the green brand? They got a battery operating lawnmower. Oh, so it's a pushmower. Yeah, it's a relatively small yard. Yeah. Okay, so I was going to say if you got a ride and lawnmower, then you could get the attachment. So I mean, probably just going gonna want to go Charlie's route. Everything I'm bringing up is a big no go for you. So I think that we found the answer.

Get yourself a nice battery powered snowblower. You like it. Sounds like you like going for a nice winter walk. You're going to go. Yeah. Yeah, I've tried to do this now a little bit there. Yeah. Well, I think you're saying pretty and you know, you know, yeah. Yeah, I've tried to do the snow a little bit there. Yeah, well, I think you're saying pretty,

and you know, for me, there's something actually very therapeutic about a late night snow, little moisture in the air, you know? And then you're just out there. Sometimes I even pull out an old school shovel. You know, well, here's the other thing too. Well, I actually don't do this

if you're using the snow blower. I was just saying that if you know it's going to snow the night before, you put a bunch of beers out in the driveway, you let it snow off the beers. And then if you're shoveling, you discover the beers and you drink them as you find them. I like that. I like where you're at.

That is made. So maybe you leave part of it to shovel so that you can play the little beer game in the driveway. A little winter Easter egg, you know. Yeah, I can kind of stack the beers maybe at the corners, you know, and just sort of curve them out and then get back to them with a shovel like that. Yeah, that's fun.

Reward yourself. That's really nice. Yeah, nothing beats a snow. Here's. Now, here's my question with the electric. Is that how loud is that? Because I'm like, I'm the kind of guy I love, you know, like you're saying, the late night snow. Yeah, but I love a nice early morning waking up the neighborhood with some kind of gas power. Well, then you're going to have to go gas power, my friend. I mean, the electric ones, it sounds like, boom, you know, which is fine,

but if you want, it's more of a hum and it's very white noise, but with one of the, you wanna go find yourself an old two-stroke situation. You want to be rolling cold. Yeah, you wanna, yeah, find yourself a diesel. Get yourself a diesel. Get yourself a Just if that's what if you want to piss off your neighbors go full diesel on the on the snowblower Yeah, rolls a hole

Yeah, so there's your options man. We gave you we gave you a whole plethora. Did we do good enough to get the follow up? What's the follow up? The follow up is if I if so the follow up is if I go the gas, so if I go the gas route or the diesel route and I do get the sort of the noisy roll and coal option, what is an appropriate time to start in the morning? Three a.m. Three a.m. Charlie, you just, you make more and more sense

every time I listen to you. That was good advice You like that one he's trying to piss his neighbors off. He's trying to assert dominance on the neighborhood He just got this new drive he wants people that you want to draw from New York, aren't you? Oh? No, no, no, not from I'm not from New York. Where are you from? No for Boston? Oh Boston makes even more sense Where are you from? Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. They've seen even more science.

This is a very Boston move right there. And then yell at everyone else for not getting their ass out of bed earlier, you know. See, here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking if I get, you know, maybe I'm going to need six or eight batteries for this. But if I get the batteries going on, or if I wake up and wake them up with the snowblower, but then I blow their driveways too, they can't be met. That is very true. That is very, and you'll be closer to them.

So you'll wake them. I mean, that's the, that's so sadistic of you. I love that. That's the beautiful combination of Boston and the Midwest of you'll wait their ass up at 3 a.m. but it's because you're blowing their drive. Yeah. Can't wait. What the hell are all cheese honnies? Uh, he's doing our walk. Well, I'll make the coffee. If someone else is doing it for them, then they at least feel obligated to where they have to go and just stand and watch. Yeah. And once I say like, you need to help you.

Yeah. That is fun. Or they'll be out helping you. They'll be doing the edges with the shovel. Or they'll go and they'll go and do yours while you're doing. Then you'll both be up out. Yeah. 3 a.m.

And both be miserable. That's fun. I like that. Phil, I'm glad you called in today. I'm not gonna lie, Phil. If you were in my neighborhood, I'm glad you called in today. I'm not gonna lie, Phil, if you were in my neighborhood, I would not be happy with you. Oh, I think we'd get along just fine. You just haven't met my neighbors yet. He's like, hey, I'll just all I know I got to do it a bribe miles to like me is just to

offer him free beer and then I'm good. I can then I can snow blow whenever I want. Well, we're glad that you called in. I'm ready for you fellas. Yeah, I'm glad you guys took my call. I appreciate it. And you guys do big things out here. Thank you, Phil. Enjoy the winter, pal.

Hey, I will. You do the same. All right, talk soon, though. All right, tell your folks. I says, I tell your folks to him. I already told you do the same. All right, talk soon. No. All right, tell your folks. I says, I tell your folks to him why I already told you watch for dear. Okay, and if you need any offense and come to my chest freezer already, oh, sounds good. Okay. Yeah. Bye. You got it. Bye. Bye. Now, I can't believe how much bad advice you gave him that he liked. He's a fan. Well, you got to talk in the mic, Charlie. Oh, I forget. I forget

talking to the mic. He's clearly a fan, you know, Hey, Max, can I, do you mind? And you could even just be throwing more money in the meter. Max, do you know where it is? It's if you go out here down there, Charlie, and then around. I'm telling Max out of refill. We talk about fill. Fill was a very interesting film. I've never had anyone tell me that they got a they've had a driveway for the first time in their life. I love that. That was good. I love that.

You know, because for the longest time, my grandparents, driveway comes great responsibility. Shovelman said that. Phil, yeah, I was thinking that he had like a gravel, you know, some people just have the gravel patch and then transforming to a gravel. Boston got it. It is a crazy experience not having a drive. I didn't have a driveway for a long number of years. And I was, I was okay with it. You know what you should do? We should call up Pat from episode one

or whatever that was. Oh, the kid that was, he was shoveling them out in the East Coast, wasn't he? Was he a boss? So I think he was in like upstate New York or something. Yeah. So call Pat and say, Hey, we got our first client. Now we're, we didn't ask Phil where he's from or we didn't ask him where he was living. He said, Boston, but we didn't ask him where he's currently. He said somewhere. Did he? Did we ask? I think it was Michigan. That's

what the card you said. Oh, yeah. I don't think we asked him. So somewhere. Well, it feels good, good guy. Glad we could help him Oh, yeah, I don't think we asked them. So somewhere, well, it feels good, good guy. Glad we could help mount. Yeah. I don't think we helped not much. No, I like how I like how like sick and sadistic is, you know, where he's like, I want to loud ass diesel. I don't even think they make diesel snowblows. I was looking to say the thing. I mean, in light folks who I get made them like back when they were doing the rabbit, you know? Yeah, I don't know. God, that's a great car. Well, that was a lot of fun.

Yeah. I think we helped that customer service guy. I think we did, too. I do. And that's... Well, what was funny is we both came to the same conclusion without saying it. Of like that, he seemed like he was an ordinary old customer service guy. Yeah, he really did.

I was like, there's no way that this guy, he's gotta be the bus guy or like the one in the back that they don't let talk to the customers and yet, and Domino's just said, hey, let's stick him right front and center. Forward facing. You know, let's have him deal with the customers extensively actually instead of the other way around.

It's probably a very efficient Domino's, you know, because he's not taking much BS. efficient dominoes, you know, because he doesn't, he's not taking much BS. I, he shows up, you know, they don't have anyone else to fill the spot and he just gets put in there. It's kind of the domino effect. Sorry. That was so funny.

Oh my gosh. Uh, it makes you, it makes you grow. Makes you grow up quick though. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Grow up quick, you know, being the guy taking the phone calls. Hey, I want this. I want that. I don't know what I want, you know, ah, kids these days. I try to think of like making one more domino joke. I did. There's it's very limited.

It's a pretty limited topic to make jokes on. You got to play more dominoes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll play dry. I figured out. Um, but yeah, I've ever played five. No, kind of the corners. And if they equal five, you get more points. No. I want to play dominoes with you.

We'll do that. I was trying to play on my phone during this and you shut my phone. Well, you, so you're like me, though, you get distracted really easily and you can't multitask. So I know you, I know, I know my limits. And I can play dominoes and talk when we're talking on the phone, when we're talking on the phone. And this is what you said.

This is what it sounds like most of the time. So it's a yeah. Well, I suppose we could do that. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. And then I know he's playing dominoes. He sounds like that doesn't he? Oh, stop it. Dominoes is great. It keeps your mind active while you're listening to whatever. Oh, my back hurts. He wanted to say it there. Yeah. Yeah. So there you have it. All right. Well, I think that's another episode of the Belly Dot podcast. Yeah, all this goes down. You want to get some dominoes

after this? It was some garlic sauce. Are they? It's gone. They do have garlic sauce there. Sure. Let's do that. Let's get some dominoes garlic sauce, the whole shabang, and make sure you follow miles. We're eating good in the neighborhood. Wait, now that's, that's apple bees. Yeah, none of these places are sponsors by the way. Just follow what you guys know. But yeah, it doesn't get fired from dominoes.

No, he did a great job. We actually told him he defused the situation. He didn't get mad at us. Yeah, we were pretty annoying. We were you were Make sure you follow Miles's other podcasts you bet your radio make sure you follow Charlie's Cripes cast. Thank you and Make sure you Follow us on the you Bellied up on tic-toc and stuff. Yes, follow us on YouTube All the videos are on there. Yeah, I don't be fun to see us in person. And thanks to Uncle Box over here Milwaukee.

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