Bellied Up - Dad is Addicted to Jetskis #63

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

Our first caller is pregnant and has a very important event scheduled for when she's due to go into labor. The next caller's father has a tendency to buy too many jetskis. The last caller rece...ntly hired an employee and wants to know how to place them in the right role at work. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, there folks welcome to another episode. This isn't the Cripes cast, okay, Charlie? That was your Cripes cast voice. Miles, you know what? I've taken first of all, what if it was? Would that be a bad thing? No, I wasn't. I was trying to give a little bit of energy.
Starting point is 00:00:17 It's so, you know, but you have to admit that's how you start the Cripes cast. Is it not? It is. Hey, there folks. Never take your like, what's up? Is it going to be a part of this? You know what cast is and not it is. Eight dare folks. And every time you're like, what's up? This is going to be a part of this. You know what? I'm not even mad.
Starting point is 00:00:29 I'm not even mad. I'm so happy you listen to the Cripes cast. Yeah, I see. So, I remember that it was great episode last episode. It was a bunch of stuff you talked about. It was awesome. Miles, you know what you should do? You should support your local bar.
Starting point is 00:00:43 That's what we're doing right now. Great hat you're wearing. That must have took so much thought to support your local bar period. Oh, Midwest nice is real tough to think about too. So is this what this podcast is going to be from now? We just roast each other's. No, no, no, hey, I apologize. It's just funny because I can tell you are a little bit confused on which podcast you are. You know what? Here's the deal. Here's the deal. I'm, we're gonna change subjects and you don't need to make fun of me over my podcast or over my merch.
Starting point is 00:01:14 It's good to get to make fun of me over my Harley riding skills. Yes. Joining us on this intro is Jason Johns, Jason Howland, the heck are you? I'm doing well, Charlie. Thank you. So Jason and I met Jason is over at the Center for Veterans Issues. He is a Purple Heart recipient, a Served in Iraq. He has just been a former commander of the VFW here in Wisconsin. He and I have done a lot of work with veterans over the years. Great, great dude. Also a great Harley rider Did a Harley video so Jason you just got to talk into that mic there for a second
Starting point is 00:01:50 Yeah, there you go. Well, you were talking away from it a little I we don't have that though that could a microphone. So you kind of have to you got to make out with it a little bit Yeah, so Jason well Jason. Thanks for coming on the pod man Thank you for your service. Thanks for everything that you're doing Thanks, Miles question is though. Yes, sir. I got to know How good is Charlie at riding a motorcycle? Be nice to me Okay, he's got a good heart
Starting point is 00:02:18 He's got a good Harley spirit. He's got he's got potential Let's put that way. He's got potential. What is, I mean, so as we can find neutral, we'll be working our way towards. Well, hey, in your, in your defense, Charlie, you're all gas. No breaks. You're just kind of a guy that goes. I'll gas. I'll find neutral.
Starting point is 00:02:37 It is hard to find neutral when you're running at such high octane. Yeah. Look, okay, Jason, bang me up. Isn't finding neutral on a Harley. One of the hard, you know, not the easiest thing to do. That this is true. This is true. There is a little trick to it, right? You got to get the right notch there, right the bottom.
Starting point is 00:02:55 And sometimes you got to move the bike like I showed you today. You just kind of kind of give it a little notch in that boom. You can find it. Because it's not like your normal gears, right? It's not one down or three, four, five up. It's that little in between, between one and two. You just don't have a little nick. Yeah, just a little.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Just a little little. Finding neutral sometimes is a lot like finding. Anyway, yeah, anyway, no, no, no, let's just leave it at that. So for the kids, it's a great life lesson too, though. Sometimes in life, you just got to find neutral. Take a moment, relax, really appreciate it. And just paddle, walk the bike. Yeah. Paddle walk it. There you go. He did keep it up though. He did keep it up. I mean, that's a good, that's a good sign of success. Yeah. Go ahead, Miles.
Starting point is 00:03:40 You're finally learning how to do that. There it it is. There it is. Set up spike. I'm glad you guys. Did you guys plan this? Do you want to maybe forego this whiskey show we got in front of us? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, Miles.
Starting point is 00:03:53 What? You know, this is, um, this is a family podcast. Oh, yeah, is it? Yeah, I know. We're sitting in a bar with 15 drinks in front of us. Yeah, so before we get too far on this, once you tell everyone the worth that you guys are doing, you bet. So Center for Veterans Issues is Wisconsin's largest nonprofit. And we serve veterans, homeless veterans, at risk
Starting point is 00:04:16 veterans and their families, transitional housing, permanent housing, and wraparound services, right? So whatever they need to really get back on their feet, get going again, and it's something we're very proud to be doing here in the state. Yeah. And how long have you guys been going, and where do you see, you know, you've been doing it here in Wisconsin?
Starting point is 00:04:36 What's kind of your trajectory with it? Right now, we're looking to expand and make sure we can get out. So we've been in primarily in the Milwaukee area as far as the housing goes, but we are in 55 of Wisconsin 72 counties and we're providing those services where we kind of contract with landlords in those areas to provide housing. Yep. But our physical structures are down here and we're looking to take that outside of Milwaukee County over the next few years and you know what, if the model keeps going well, we'll take it to the Midwest.
Starting point is 00:05:06 I like that. Yeah, that's what. You know, I hear, you know, we wanna make sure we get as many of these veterans and their families taking care of as a Ken around the country. So we're going to Wisconsin. We're going to Minnesota.
Starting point is 00:05:19 We're going to Illinois. And then we're going to the White House. To the White House. There you go. You should have been a pro wrestler. Well, no, that was actually a politician. He said that. Who was that again?
Starting point is 00:05:32 Howard D. That's a. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. So I forgot that. That tanked his career. Yeah, that kind of did.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Yeah, really. But that would not tank a career these days that would know I would send you the moon yeah so if the listeners want to help you guys out what's the way that they can uh help out yes sir or so head to cbi.vett.org and there's plenty of opportunities on there to donate and we know we always take our except donations there we want you to make sure to keep an eye on Charlie he's been a great supporter of. And he puts out different notices when he's helping us out with posting things. And honestly, we'll always take volunteers, right? We always need a good Patriots in the area and others to help us out. So again, CBI vet dot org.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Okay. I'll have to check it out. I haven't, yeah, you know, it works me in the fold on this yet, Charlie. Well, you know what? We'll do a donation from the belly to pot. Yeah. And we'll do that today. Yeah. And, and all the, Jerry will you remind us? Yeah. Yeah, sometimes we say that stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:33 And then, you know, in one ear out the other, right? And then it's always Jerry's listening the thing back. Like, guys, we got a 20. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we do it. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:06:43 But we'll definitely do it. We'll make sure to do it. And, um, yeah, we do it. But yeah, that's right. But we'll definitely do it. We'll make sure to do it. And are you? So this is a good way. Charlie, you could pay him for motorcycle license. And that could be your donation there. Because you clearly need motorcycle license lessons. Lessons you say license.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Oh, sorry. Have you been drinking? I had a little the key. My old husband supporting is global bar a little bit too much today. Sorry that I'm having a good time with the patrons, you know? Yeah. You know what will be funny is if that headset support your vocal LAR. Oh god dang. Right. Don't know. Dante, that's ours. That's ours. Okay. Go ahead. Sure. I'm sure. I'm not going to get lots of friends that you've been supporting with us in the veterans community and my purple heart writers
Starting point is 00:07:26 You know for you know here in Wisconsin and you know we'd be loved to have you out Get you yeah get them the lessons. Yeah, take it easy. He has some backcountry road We also need to get him a leather vest right? I mean he doesn't what to take you know I'm gonna earn that somehow. I'm not I'm not big into the biker Yeah, I'm very novice on it. I go short sleeves. I'm a road rash warrior, baby. You get it.
Starting point is 00:07:51 You're like, what I did there and put that on a hat. Yeah. Yeah. We could get them well. We could get them like a, you know, like a village people's vest. Right. There you go. I start there.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Yeah. Look at it. Get you in a Latin vest, maybe just start maybe some capri, some capri chaps. Yeah. Full of capri. Yeah. Don't think I'm above any of that, Jason. He's good.
Starting point is 00:08:10 I'm actually thinking that's a good idea. That's not a bad look right there. And so by the way, I just want to get this quick fact out before intro ends, but how far have you ridden in like one strip? What's it called the iron ass? The iron butt. The iron butt.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Tell them about this. Listen, this is not the iron butt. No, it'll become part of that quote unquote club. You have to ride. It's a thing. It's a thing. It's a thing. In the Harley-Glau.
Starting point is 00:08:39 You have to be the iron butt. You've got to ride 1,000 miles in 24 hours or less. Chase. Cool. So I'm a member of that. Have you done it multiple times? I've done it twice. Nice.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Do you have a camel back? So you're constantly staying hydrated? That one is actually you put the cup holder on there. You're bound to figure out a way either in the vest or you get a cup holder, put it on the bike handlebars. Uh-huh. So you stay hydrated there. But then they add the bike stops or quick. Take care of the necessities, fill up, pound of water and go, Oh, got it. Nice. Well,
Starting point is 00:09:10 maybe one day, do you think I can do that on a sports star? Not on a sports star. Okay. No, if you do an iron butt on a sports star, you have a broken back. Yeah, that's not going to be good. Okay. That's not going to be good. I got chock so on the pack. I know, I know. So that's something. Looking forward to seeing you get your experience on it. Get some legs under you and we'll do some rides. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:09:32 That's fun, man. It'll be a lot of fun. Well, dude, thank you for stopping on. You're an expert. Thanks for having me on. Yeah, thanks for doing good work. And hopefully some of the listeners as well as us will donate and help you guys out.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yeah, throw out that website just one more time. Just CVI vet dot org that CVI vet dot org. There you go folks. Use all your Catholic and Midwest guilt and go donate for Cripes six. There you go. In all serious in all seriousness, I've had it to kill Jason. Thank you so much for your service and everything you do and all the bets out there shout out to you and thank you guys and it's the least
Starting point is 00:10:10 that we can do to. Well, appreciate that. Thank you for, you know, we need folks to keep remembering what's going on. We got to help in what we are service and by you guys doing this by keeping it alive, that's how we remember. So thank you. Thank you, sir. Thanks for coming on. We'll take some car. Watch your hair on your Harley. Okay. I always scanning for them. All right. There you go. Sounds good, sir. Who we got on the horn? Hi, my name is Michaela. Hey, Michaela. How you doing? You're talking with Charlie and Miles. Hi, I hope you can help me with a predicament that I'm in. Yeah, let's dive into it. What do you got at Mikaela?
Starting point is 00:10:46 What's up? OK, so I'm 20 weeks pregnant. Congratulations. And my husband, well, thank you. Thank you. My husband has the opportunity to go to a packer game the week before the baby is due. Oh, oh, I see where this is going.
Starting point is 00:11:04 This is a predicament. I see where this is going. This is a predicament. I see where this is going. Does he go? I don't know. Okay. Let me just do a little math here. The what week is the packer game? Who are they playing?
Starting point is 00:11:18 Just kidding. Get it. Okay. I was just going to say it doesn't matter who they're playing. He's it's going to be a tough one, no matter what the charger. So was just going to say it doesn't matter who they're playing. He's it's going to be a tough one no matter what the charge is. So though you said correct. And like the thing is as we live like four hours from lambo, so we can't just hope that I. So, you know,
Starting point is 00:11:36 first of all, very funny that Charlie was like, well, it matters who they're playing. I know whether or not you're going to show up, you know, whether you're going to risk it. I like that, Charlie. You know, I was thinking for a second, but now it's not like it sounds like you guys aren't going to a lot of Packers games, right? Oh, no, this is like a once in a lifetime situation. Like, well, okay, maybe I don't know. We are stock owners.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Shout out to that. Congratulations, me too. Congrats for paying for that useless piece of paper. That's really awesome. You. How? How it is not. Well, it would be a stock if there was any value attached.
Starting point is 00:12:13 There is a lot of just a piece of paper miles. We are me and Michaela. So what happens if you sell that piece of paper? What happens? I would never sell it. I am considering the birth of my first trial. Don't tell me this is a use. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Thank you, Michaela. Thank you. It might be the hormones getting mad at me here. Oh, you stop it, my. That is not the I will not stand here and let you say this woman is 20 weeks pregnant. How dare you? Where is Ann?
Starting point is 00:12:40 Good God. This is why Ann doesn't want to hang out here. Oh my gosh. Trying to get away from it. Michaela, I apologize on behalf of my co-host. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will not be doing that again. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay, I can tell by that laughter, the apologies is accepted. Now my follow up question.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Yeah. My follow up question, the first question I had was, would it be the worst thing in the world if your baby was born in title town? Oh, see, that's around the line I'm going on this. I feel like. So you want me to go to the game instead of him? Yeah, I mean, well now I'm actually who invited him to the game?
Starting point is 00:13:37 Okay, friends of ours live in Brown County who won the lottery. So they like, there is potentially four tickets for our purchase. I just didn't think that I would at all potentially go. Oh, yeah, you're going. Hold on. One, you take those four tickets and you go to the game because nothing is a better story than I went into labor while I was in Lambo. In fact, you're going to need three of those tickets just in case, you know, you can't be having this baby during the game. And then they, you maybe does never take it. Yeah, that, you know, then baby needs a ticket too.
Starting point is 00:14:16 You also want to make sure you're not getting any juicer guts on anyone around. You see, you need that extra seat just in case there's a little extra room case. It happens right there and there at Lambo Field. Miles. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Michaela, again, I'm going to apologize for miles. Do you know how birth works? It's just clearly not. Babies come, you know, and then they're there and they're nice and clean and you take a picture. That's how it goes. I don't think you understand, Berth either. Michaela, here's my recommendation is that you go to the game with your husband and actually right now,
Starting point is 00:14:53 20 weeks, you got plenty of time to start this. I would transfer your primary care provider to one in Green Bay. Yeah. Take up. Hey, Bellin. I don't know. How far away Bellin from Lambo.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Yeah, it's probably just down the main drag a little bit, you know. And maybe you guys take up temporary residents in green bay. Like the last four weeks or three weeks of your pregnancy, you just, you know, rent it air. Do you mind if you're gonna leave early? Exactly. I hadn't thought of that. Yeah. I mean, this could be a, you are seeing a problem here, but all I'm seeing are solutions. You know, I, I think you guys all go to the game. And then before you go, you guys are going to be tailgating your husband,
Starting point is 00:15:39 you know, there will definitely be a lot of bloody Mary's there. I'm in no way suggesting you, you go the alcohol route. Okay. But what I'm saying is you take a virgin bloody Mary, okay? And you add in a little extra hot sauce and some horse radish. And if I know, was you suggesting this is a way for her to induce labor? Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:59 And then that way you ensure that your baby is born at Lambo field. How many babies get to be born at Lambo field? This is a golden opportunity here. You just got to that. Okay. Then it's maybe we could name it bow or lamb could be bow. I don't know. Or lamb. Lamb could be a good name as well.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Yeah. I, you know, let's go with bow, my, you know, B.E.A. You, I do like that or ball. Yeah. I, I, the names are, I mean, vents, you know, Brett, then yeah, Vince, so not Brett, Brett's, Brett,
Starting point is 00:16:35 yeah, he's, oh, sorry. I thought there's been enough time. No, he's still too soon. Sorry, guys. Yeah, you know, Oh, yeah, I forgot. He's got the whole scandal going on.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Yeah, he just deepfrored the state of Michigan. Sorry, I take that you know, oh, yeah, I forgot he's got the whole scandal going. Yeah, you just do fraud the state of missing. I take that back. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, there's a lot of names that you can go with Bart Bart is very Bart's a great name. Yeah, Curly, Curly. Awesome. Plenty. You guys are great. Yeah. I'd consider it all. Okay. What if it's a girl? What do we got for this girl? Bart Bart is what how many girls get to be named Bart? You know? Well, you do Barty. Barty's a girl name. Barty is a girl name. Bo Bo is. Okay. Bo can be a girl name. Can I sure? Yeah. Anything can be a girl name. If you put your mind to it, you just spell it different than it's always fair game. Yeah, that's true. I got a cousin who's, she's a girl named Charlie, Charlie, yeah, and it's spelled C H A R L L E I G H. Oh,
Starting point is 00:17:33 Charlie. A lot of Charlie. I like that. So all you got to do is spell it different. Yeah, Charlie also not a bad name. And since this was kind of my deal I think, I think we're doing good. Okay, let's say for a second that you don't like my plan. What were your thoughts before calling in? Did you think that he should go to this game or no? Well, I want to be a very supportive wife like a good
Starting point is 00:18:04 teammate. So I think we could try to figure it out, but I don't know. I was thinking of backup plans, like someone stays overnight with me. So he can go and then if I go into labor, as you were explaining to miles, how birth works, it probably will take longer than four hours. Maybe he can get back, but Lambo and traffic, and if he parked in, like, I don't know if it's actually possible.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna also say this, you have a very, very reasonable argument to just say like, I kinda want you to be here just in case we have this kid. Right? Like, I mean, I feel like that's a fair, not just being a good, like, I feel like, yeah, I mean, like you got a fair argument there. Miles is just trying to like, you know, make up for sins of the past on his, uh,
Starting point is 00:18:56 this podcast in particular. No, you do, you do have a good argument. Can I ask, so is this the first child? Yes. Our very first baby. Very first. You're going to the first child? Yes. Very first baby. Very first. You're going to want to have that kid in Lambo then. Yeah. I think that's true.
Starting point is 00:19:10 I was going to say maybe don't call a game, but you know, you can't miss this golden opportunity. This is going to set your family right for generations. And I hear if you're born in Lambo, you get season tickets for life. I did hear that as well. I remember that. That would be worth it. I'm sure I could figure it out.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Well, so I actually think you should just go, if you don't want to go to the game, obviously you're very pregnant and it's an environment that's tough for being 37 weeks or whatever it ends up being pregnant. Just being in green Bay, one, you get the vibes, but then also if you do go into labor, he could cheese it out of the game.
Starting point is 00:19:48 So I did that. Ah, that was very good. You could cheese it out of there and meet you at the hospital or go pick you up, take you to the hospital. What do you think of that? So I could just tailgate or be in green Bay. Yeah. I could just camp out.
Starting point is 00:20:03 I could just tailgate outside the hospital and just, you know, tail in green bag. Yeah, I can just camp out. I could just tailgate outside the hospital. And you know, tailgate your pregnancy. Yes. I mean, now we're talking. Now we're thinking outside the green Bay is not that big of a town. You can probably get anywhere in 15 minutes, right? Well, not during a packer game. But during the packer game, everyone's in the stadium. not during a packer game. But during the packer game, everyone's in the stadium. That's the best time. Yeah, that's, that is true. During the packer game, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:30 But you know, starting in the fourth quarter, you kind of get, well, you guys are playing the chargers. They're not used to the cold. So this game's going to be out of hand by the time the third quarter is over. He can cheese it out of there early. That's true. He could do that. Miles, you are making up for your previous.
Starting point is 00:20:44 That's my first time. Climb. Miles, you are making up for your previous contract. I'm climbing my way out of this whole mile likes to do just get a big old bulldozer little uh, get himself a nice little hole in my whole family. Yeah. That's the way to do it. Um, okay. Um, in all seriousness, what are we planning on naming this girl? I can't tell that on your podcast sure you can nobody listens We really haven't decided yet. Honestly, we have a script. Well, let's help let's me and Charlie will help you decide Yeah, what are you mulling over here? Yeah, just give us a few options
Starting point is 00:21:26 She does we like okay, we like biblical names. We have groups from there. So you could go Elizabeth. You could go Mary, biblical, and go Ruth. You could go what, Charlie? I like Ruth. You could go Deborah. Magdalene. Magdalene is pretty. Magdalene is pretty. Yeah. Yeah. Don't laugh at my name. Miles. What was the big laugh about that? What was that? What was the laugh about Magdalene? Magdalene. Read a Bible, my. Because Charlie doesn't know any biblical names. We already actually did this this week. And it's the only person, other than Mary, the Virgin Mary,
Starting point is 00:22:07 is he knows Mary of Magna, Magna Laura. Mary Magna, Mons, you don't even know the deal, dude. Well, you know what? Sorry. You know, go to church once in a while, Miles. Geez. What are the family names you're considering? Eliza and Vivian.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Oh, my grandmother's name was Vivian. I vote that. That's a good name. Yes. That is a good name. Any Disney characters you're thinking like Elsa or I'm just curious. That has to be the list. It hasn't.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Just pencil it in there. Just see a bit gross on it. Jasmine's a cool name. Ariel. Ariel. Yeah. Good one. I don't know how we ended up on Disney names, but well, are we going with, um, okay, what, what, what are you like leaning more toward and which ones are your husband leaning more toward? I'm not sure. We just, we haven't really talked about it too much yet. We just like started putting them now in there. You know what I love about you, you and your husband is you guys have discussed the packer game
Starting point is 00:23:14 more than you've discussed the name of your child. I love that. I love that that style. That is beautiful. Where am I? Well, I feel like the name, I mean, we got to pick a name. I mean, it's got to happen and it can happen when they're born. But the labor and the factor game might come first.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Yeah, that is true. Yeah. Top priority. Yeah. Well, we've thrown a few options your way. What where are you leaning after this conversation now? Um, as much as I love the idea of being in a green bay, the idea of not being with my regular medical team
Starting point is 00:23:49 is a bit much. That's a very practical side of things. But they could be the third, they could be the other three tickets, bring the medical team to the ground. That's, I mean, that is an option. Yeah. I mean, what's not a midwife if he can, you know, help you out. Yeah. And if you're midwives turning down free packer
Starting point is 00:24:13 tickets, then she probably is the midwife that you want. Yeah. You better find yourself another option there. Well, so it sounds like she doesn't want to go to Green Bay. Yeah, she's not. I don't think so. But you know what we plant? All we can do on this podcast miles is plant some seeds. Yeah. And Michaela can decide if she wants to water those seeds and give them the sunshine. They deserve. Now, I will have to say a week before the due date, I don't know, last time you checked, Charlie, but a week is a long time.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Yeah, so seven days. I think that he might be okay with just risking it, you know? And if not, you can just try and hold it in longer until he gets there, it could be a good way to do it as well. Michaela, thoughts? Oh my gosh. I think a week is a long time. I think we can at least, hopefully,
Starting point is 00:25:09 I don't know, I've never done this before, but hopefully I'll have some idea of how imminent it is at that point, like, well, since you have, I'm gonna have to induce, do I go full-term that type of thing? Yeah, I mean, the question, you have such a good medical team, it sounds like behind you. What is there advice, do-term that type of thing? Yeah, I mean the question that you have such a good medical team It sounds like behind you. What is there advice? Do you ask that?
Starting point is 00:25:31 No, we have not discussion yet, but I guess we can I'll put that on the list for my next appointment Yeah, you're like hey check do the ultrasound whatever, but let's get that out of the way Let's talk about the packer game. You think it's gonna happen or no? The other thing that you can, uh, well, how imperative is it that your husband is there? I'm for the, for the Packer game or the birth of the Packer game. I'm kidding. For the birth, how, how you want him there, right?
Starting point is 00:26:06 I want him there. You want it. Now, if he wasn't there, though, he might be kind of just in the way, honestly. I'm just playing devil's advocate, being a little naughty with this suggestion. But let's say he's not there. Imagine the lifetime. I mean, for the rest of the marriage, you've got the upper hand. He's gonna have to do whatever you ask
Starting point is 00:26:28 because you can always go touch. You missed the birth of our first child for the packer game. It's a lot of leverage. A lot of leverage. I have not come to other that. I have not come to the other. Yeah. I hope through our conversation, you see that I wouldn't do that. I have not considered that. Yeah. But I hope through our conversation,
Starting point is 00:26:46 you see that we're like, I wouldn't do that to him. Like, no. No, we would never say he would do that. But we were just saying, if we were in your situation right now, that's where our minds go. Now, we are up all,
Starting point is 00:27:02 and you know, that's what this is about is we got to weigh all the options here, Charlie. Right, just ideas. We just see ideas. Yeah we are up all, and you know, that's what this is about, is we gotta weigh all the options here, Charlie. Right, just ideas. We get to see ideas. Yeah, we're just, it's a brainstorming session. So have you considered maybe a Zoomverse where he could zoom in from Lambo while you're giving birth?
Starting point is 00:27:20 So it's like he's kind of there. I don't think like that is allowed. Well, have you asked your medical team yet? I guess there are people who have recorded all the video quarter things the birth. I'm not saying that he has to necessarily see all the nuts and bolts of what's going on down below the a bill record, but it could be just to like, you know, just slap the computer on your chest while it's going on and you
Starting point is 00:27:49 guys could be face to face. And then he can get tell you to breathe and all that stuff right there on zoom. option. This is an option. What what does he want to do? He wants to be in two places at one. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, hey, dang it, this kid wasn't born later
Starting point is 00:28:13 when we have teleportation. You know, and that is also, I suppose, the thing to be thinking about, you know, when you're, and this is probably a PSA, you know, when you're thinking about making babies, you gotta do the math. Well, that's what I was gonna say now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Add nine months to the action. And then if you're in the packer season, you just gotta know what you're dealing with. You gotta know when you're planning out, when you're gonna have a kid, if you are planning, there's a red zone. Yeah, see what I did there. You go, football. There's a red zone. Yeah, see what I did there. You go red zone.
Starting point is 00:28:45 It's red means no go. Yeah. Oh, making babies at this time of year. It conflicts with football seasons. Yeah. So I think you could use that against them as well. You could say, Hey, I know you want to go to this game, but you knew this. Yeah. This is on you. You're like, it takes two to tango. It does. So, uh, you made me should have thought about that before, you know, we went and had a kid and folks, this is a good reminder, um, for making babies, try doing it during the football season. Yes. Absolutely. Well, not maybe the tail end that might run into that. So, the free season. So only have, only try and get pregnant, like September, October, time is probably a good time to do it.
Starting point is 00:29:30 It's not a bad, bad way to go. Michaela, any thoughts on that? She hung. Oh, I was just gonna let you to go at that because I just, I don't know, you can cut this out of your show, but some people do not have as much, uh, it's harder. Sometimes for some people to get right, you have to do what you got to do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:52 That's what I was saying. If you are planning, yeah, we were trying to, if you're in the position to plan it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Now I got to apologize. That was me being insensitive. Sorry, McKayla. Jays, I got to apologize. That was me being insensitive. Sorry, my
Starting point is 00:30:05 K like, she's always I apologize. I think at the other day, the really put in perspective, you guys are going to have your first child. And I think that I don't want to have to say this and your husband might be mad at me, but there always will be another packer game. There will never be another birth of your child, especially the first born. So I don't know, I think you got to maybe put it in perspective for them. Yeah. I guess that's true. That's where we'll probably end on this one. Michaela is that, you know, it sounds like it's, it's a no go, but there will be other
Starting point is 00:30:42 packer games. There won't be other first. There will be other packer.. There won't be other first. There will be other packer. Yeah. Well, it took us a long. Thank you for. Yeah, it took us a long time to get there. Michaela, thank you for hanging with us. Now, Michaela, I still still think you should weigh those other options. I mean, we're not going to like completely write that off. But when it comes down to it, only 20 weeks, we've got some time. Yeah, we got some time. Well, we're very excited for you guys. Your first baby, congratulations. Little bow, little bow. That's so exciting. That's so exciting.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Bowie, I guess if it's Bowie, if it's a bowie, you think it's a great girl name. Yeah. Silence from a. Silence from a. All right. Thank you so much to get it. Silence from the table. Silence from the. All right. Thank you so much for calling in. We appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Yep. Bye. Watch for dear. Well, we're just not the people to be asking this advice for basically we just saw a whole like field of egg shells and we somehow stepped on every single one of them. That was bad. That was not our best performance, Joey. Quite, not quite. But I mean, we did our best, I think.
Starting point is 00:31:50 We did something. And I think we learned a lot, you know. Yeah, we grew. We did, you see me? I was, yeah, I was kind of mean at the beginning. And by the end, I think I came around. Yeah. And then I was an asshole, you know.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I'm just not thinking, you know, that's all right. That's how it goes sometimes. Also, just sign out. Absolutely great to call your doctor that's going to deliver your kid a medical team. Yeah. I'm going to use that. Yeah. My medical team. Yeah, I got a medical team meeting about my lower back.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Instead of going to the chiropractor, I'm gonna see my medical team That's great. I love that. All right sweet taking a little one Charles. Hello. Who do we got? Spencer Spencer we hear you loud and clear now. Where are you at? Oh, I just start in the second shift of the day. Where do you work at? Sure, you do try and see. Where do you work at? I work at a working lab. Fab traps. We do a little bit of welding, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. That's what we like to hear. Yeah, I love it.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Belly, I'm up to the bar before you clock in. What's going on? What's on your mind? Well, my father here on dry. Little mechanic shape. He's in small town, Iowa. And he runs my corner. I just see a ditch.
Starting point is 00:33:20 A jet ski addiction. Yeah, we started going to Lake with the brands. They had a pair of jet ski addiction. Yeah, we started going to Lake with the brands. They had a pair of jet skis and we were on trying to get that to buy a pair. Well, here's a boat line. And when you fix that, you get the easy or the fix.
Starting point is 00:33:37 And now we're sitting on about 10 jet skis in the shed. No way. 10 jet skis. I'm a percent. Oh my god. Yeah, I would say that's an addiction. Yeah, Charlie. He's got a problem. I have you guys tried a jet ski intervention. these why not just you think, but these think on that case is I'm reading. All right, here's what you do. Here's what you do, you call it. This is sorry, I was I was spacing father, father, and law, father, this your father. So you call your father, here's what you do, you bring your father into the garage, he opens up
Starting point is 00:34:20 the garage, and then before him are all the people that he knows and loves doing this intervention And the way you really nail the point home is everybody sitting in a separate jet ski Everybody in the entire intervention be like if he tries to say doesn't have prom be like look Everybody who loves you is here and they all have a seat on a jet ski. What? No, that's wrong, Charlie. Why? Because then he's just gonna go, see? Now we can all go jet ski in together.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Won't this be fun? I agree with the intervention. I think what you gotta do is make sure you only got like six people there. Okay. So then it's eight total between you, your dad and the six other people and then you can go dad These are all of our friends and you got more jet skis than you got friends. I think this is a problem
Starting point is 00:35:13 That's that might be the move that's why I was trying to do see this why miles What's that I'm gonna cut people together? I think I'm going to cut people together. I thought you're going to get a couple of people to go. You can have a nice intervention for them. Maybe we can go to a nice boat in the middle to maybe persuading towards the boat side too. There you go.
Starting point is 00:35:33 There you go. And then you can go around and be like, so how do you feel about riding your jet ski on your own? And they can be like, I just want to sit and talk with you guys. And you can be like, see that we just need to get a boat. We don't need another jet ski.
Starting point is 00:35:46 We're also separate on the lake there in the jet skis. We want to be a family unit. We want to be all as one a boat or a pond tank and make this happen. This is exactly what I think. If we dig into the psychology here with your dad, he's definitely a provider. He cares about people. He cares about his family. But yeah, at the end of the day, he just doesn't want to have that much social interaction with you. He wants a nice loud motor to between... He needs a nice loud motor and water between him and any other form of conversation. I understand it. Yeah, that's that's right. Cause, uh, you know, we'll get on the lake together, uh, me to cup brothers and him. Well, every time we try and, you know, he get to the mess around a jet ski and pull up together, you talk.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Every time we get in there, I mean, just try to splash us away. So I don't know if he, this is his way of getting away for a little bit. And that's why he doesn't want to go boat route. But okay, do all the jet skis work? Yeah. No. That sounds right too. Is he collecting them? Is he? Yeah, well, he figured out he could buy and sell them. So he is so quiet together and he's slowly been working on them. But then every time he gets another one running, we have more fun riding them and he just never sells
Starting point is 00:37:03 them. Yeah. So he's got, he's not a buy and sell. It's just a buy. That's what it sounds like. Yes. Well, he sells my mother to buy and sell, but secretly he's just buy and all. Now, my next question is, is who is this addiction really hurting? Nobody that I know of, my my mother, mostly because she wants to vote. Okay, there we
Starting point is 00:37:27 go. I see. But we us the brothers, we don't see a problem with it, but he does keep bringing more radier ones home in the chance of making them relive. And it's kind of going off the deep in. So maybe we just need to
Starting point is 00:37:44 swerve him back into the nicer-ish ones. Does your dad the game. So, we're making them relive. And it's kind of going off the deep end. So, maybe we just need to swerve them back into the nicer-ish ones. Does your dad, is he a wealthy fellow? Oh, give or take. Well, be enough to buy
Starting point is 00:37:56 fatigued keys. That's what I'd say. So, it's not now. You can still pay the bills, even though he's buying 10 jet skis, what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. He likes things a little bit of cool. And then, uh,
Starting point is 00:38:06 he doesn't tell anybody about, then he just comes on with another, uh, Jetsky and everybody's like, where'd you get paid? Well, here's a move you could do without telling them list these suckers on Facebook marketplace or Craigslist and just start selling them off. And then when he gets mad at you, say, Dad, this is a buy and sell operation. This isn't just a buy operation. Yeah, you were just trying to help him out. He might try to sell you. He gave me a shot, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Starting point is 00:38:36 We actually gave that a shot post to one up, but he's on marketplace so much. And he knows in Jeff, he's by heart that he kind of had a talk to us and said we had to get permission to sell him before we get to the whole thing. So you've already tried that. Yeah, we've tried a couple routes, you know, we've tried just taking, I get a buddy who farms down here, we took one out in the middle of field and clipped for sales find on it. We'll sure enough, that was out that way by and parts and saw it sitting the field and told it home. What was the conversation
Starting point is 00:39:07 like when he got back? What do you say to you guys? We have a group chat and he said come down to the shop and sure enough that one was sitting in the shop and he says, what was this doing in the field? He goes, we have a perfectly
Starting point is 00:39:18 good set to store these in. You don't need a storm out there and then he goes, what is this piece of paper? I say, man, you're trying to get rid of some. He's like, no, there's one running fine. I got another one on fixed up and so. No.
Starting point is 00:39:33 But I now I'm starting to see the problem. I don't know. I'm kind of on your dad's team on this. The more I'm hearing it, the more I'm on your dad's team. I think that's his, he's made his intentions clear. He likes his family enough to do good things for him. He doesn't want to talk to him. I can appreciate that. I'm on your dad's side. Well, somebody's got to be because we're kind of seeing his addiction grow. We're kind of going the other way with it. Now,
Starting point is 00:40:02 I want to throw this out there and remind you of this. Your dad's addiction energy is going to have to go somewhere if you take the jet skis away from them. And that's either going to come in the form of want a new addiction. Yeah. Two, he's either, then he's going to be in your guys's business all the time because he's got extra time to spend chat with you guys versus working on his jet skis. Are you prepared for that?
Starting point is 00:40:29 It's jet skis or cocaine. You pick. Well, I definitely go jet skis. We kind of have slowly started to remember a single deal recently. Oh, that's that is. I love how you guys are just enablers, but you justify being like, well, it's not Jetskies. It's snow Jetskies. Yeah, they don't go on water. They go on frozen water.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Sometimes they go on water. Yeah, that's what I was at. Sometimes snowmobiles go on water too. What is the logic in that? They're the exact same thing. Oh, hold up, I lost it. Say that again. Sorry about that. What's the logic in that? They're the exact same thing. Oh, hold up. I lost it. Say that again. Sorry. What's the logic in that? They're the exact same things. Snowmobiles, jet skis. I mean, the only thing with snowmobiles is like, there's really not that much snow anymore. So, you know, well, I think he's maybe evolving it so that he
Starting point is 00:41:21 can run his hobbies twice a year instead of once a year. Yeah, you're around addiction. Okay. My question is, is your dad clearly has a certain type of personality? What was his addiction before Jetskies? Race cars? Okay. See, I knew there was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:38 And so how did you get a model race cars? You've moved them over to jet skis or what? When he had his first kid, mom said it was the kid or the race cars. And thankfully he chose kids, but now we're getting that little bit of hobby energy back and it's going into jet skis and snowmobiles. Yeah. There you go. Altimatum is the way to go.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Yeah. Your mom's got to be like, hey, I'm going to lead. It's me, they're me, you're the jet skis and snowmobiles. That sounds like a good way to motivate them. Yeah. I see. I'm just not seeing the problem here. I'm just seeing you guys want to boat. You guys should just buy a boat on your own. Yeah. What the heck? And just share it with him. And then we can all he can share the ski. We'll share the boat. And they're even Steven. There you go. And here's what's going to happen, Charlie. He, you know,
Starting point is 00:42:24 he doesn't want to sit and chit chat on the jet skis, right? But as soon as you guys start taking the jet skis out less and you guys are having a great time on the boat, he's gonna get pretty jealous. I think so. You gotta show him, not tell him. Yeah, just say, fine, Dad, if you're gonna have
Starting point is 00:42:41 this jet ski addiction, you go do that on your own. We're gonna get a boat and we're going to have fun on our own. And I bet it changes tune a little bit. I think so. Like you're saying with the ultimatum, we'll just have to give the ultimatum of a boat and just, you know, show until monkey see monkey do kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:59 So what kind of boat are you going by? Oh, I'm not sure yet. Maybe upon tune, maybe a speedboat. I would mind a speedboat. I like the speed. I like the tube and put upon tune to be great for the parties. You can tube behind upon tune. I guess all upon tunes I've ever been on. They all had like 40, 50 horses. Yeah, you just got to get more horsepower on that tune. It'll get a little hum. Yeah. Yeah, you can strap a 300 on and see a letter. Let's start with one 50. Yeah, you can strap a 300 on and see later.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Let's start with one 50. Yeah, baby. Let's take it easy. Okay. Yeah. Next thing you know is his dad's just buying boat engines. That's his new addiction. You're like, Dad, we can't put three 300 horsepower engines behind this pontoon.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Watch me. Yeah, just knows right up in the air. His grandkids are like, we're breaking their neck. Okay, the pontoon by agra. Oh, man, well, you guys have a lot of fun on the water ahead of you, I think. And I'm going to, you know, your dad doesn't have a problem. He's got a hobby. Okay. And as long as you still have a house, I think it's a
Starting point is 00:44:05 problem when you got 20 jet skis in no house. Until then, it's just a hobby, not a problem. So I'll keep my house market just in case their house goes under and then we'll have a talk. Yeah. Yeah. Or you could just keep them going with the jet ski thing and get a cheap house on the market for closure. That could help. Oh, I like that route. Been in the, I've been in the market for one. And I know that house grew up there. So I know the ends and out. There you go. And then you're the real winner at all this.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Use your dad's addiction to your benefit. And then I like that. I like that logic. There we go. I think we, like we figured it out. Turn it somewhere in there. We untangle this fishing knot. Now we got ourselves a good solution. I like it. Well, thank you turn somewhere in there. We untangle this fishing knot. And now we got ourselves a good solution. I like it. Well, thank you for calling in here.
Starting point is 00:44:48 This was this was really slick. Yeah, this was very nice. So you enjoy that second shift, okay? And don't think too much about this. It's not that big of a deal. Well, I'll be looking in the boats now to her and second ship just in case. There you go. I like to hear that. He's going to be spent all of his shift on Facebook
Starting point is 00:45:10 marketplace just like his dad. It's just a revolving door. You know, in 20 years, you may have some kids and they're going to be like, my dad's got a pontoon addiction. How do I do it? He's got 700 horsepower on the back of that thing. All right. Well, enjoy your work shift. Okay. And, and, and, yeah, tell your dad, we says, hi, okay. Well, baby, thanks again, guys. Talk to you later. Bye, bye. Yeah, I think they're fine. They're fine. They're fine. It's fine. What's fine. They're fine.
Starting point is 00:45:46 What's your addiction? It could be a worse addiction than having a bunch of jet skis. What's your favorite frowned on a? You were frowned on a jet ski? I don't like jet skis. What? I don't like jet skis. Why?
Starting point is 00:45:59 I think they're stupid. Well, you kind of buried that in that. Why didn't you bring that up to him? You were all four jet skis on the call. I was all for his dad. This is his dad's deal. This is his dad's deal. So I didn't want to shit on his dad's parade. What are you like about Jetskies? Well, like when you when you took me on your Jetsky, it was I was like, to go down. I'm trying to enjoy myself. And you were just ripping them roaring. Yeah. I was trying to throw you off. I know that wasn't fun for me
Starting point is 00:46:28 I told you I told you it wasn't from for me then I said my house I just want nice leisurely stroll around the lake and you were just ripping them roaring We have video footage of you hooting and hollering having fun on the jet ski zone for the camera. Oh, yeah Now it comes out now they are kind of fun. They're a little annoying though, like if you're not on a Jetsky. Yeah, you're a kayaker. Jetskies are awesome for everybody not on a Jetsky. That is true.
Starting point is 00:46:53 Yeah. It's a good observation, Charles. Well, should we take another caller? Sure. Charlie, after a long day of riding, yeah. After you're done riding, mind you. I think what you should do is you should get on
Starting point is 00:47:05 home and you shouldn't get yourself some tippy cow. What do you think about that? Oh, nothing more refreshing after a day out on the hog than. More importantly, the harleave. Nothing better than, you know, I was on my hog, but when I'm off my hog, I'm all about the cow. Yeah. Hs for you at home. Oh, get me, hey, get me some, uh, tippy cow, tippy ton, tack with the, tippy cow. You know, it's a good fun spin.
Starting point is 00:47:35 You can put on it. What's that? You can make a tippy cow float. Oh, yeah. How do I do that? I think you just get a little ice cream to put in there, right? There you go. that's nice. Like a nice cream, typical float.
Starting point is 00:47:48 I'm all about that. Yeah, I think I'd maybe mix the orange flavor with some ice cream, do a little cream, sickle, orange, dream sickle float version with it. I want to do banana split with it. Yeah, I get myself a nice little banana split like dish and then pour some tippy cow over that and then eat the whole banana split
Starting point is 00:48:07 and then just a little tippy cow drizzle on top. I love that. All right. Charlie likes himself a little drizzle on top. Let's go, dude. I love that. I'm all about it, Miles. I'm all about that drizzle.
Starting point is 00:48:17 All right. Well, first, tippy, I'm back with you. Try a tippy cow float. Tippy cow. We love it. Welcome to the Belly to podcast who we chit chat with. Hey, Jeremiah. Hey, Jeremiah, how you doing?
Starting point is 00:48:30 I'm doing pretty good. I let you. Good. Where are you calling in from? I'm calling in from Wyoming. Oh, Wyoming. What are you guys up to today? I think it's our first caller from Wyoming.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Yeah. Wyoming. Holy smokes. I'm fine in the Cody on Friday. I'm going to go hike the big horns with my buddy actually. Very cool. Very cool. Yeah. I got my assistant manager here at the apartment complex. I work for a gunner's Cody this weekend. Oh, small world. Maybe I'll see him. What's his name? Her name's Maria. Oh, sorry. Her. All right. I'll look out for Maria. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Hold on. We'll make sure to tell her about you. Every gal Charlie passes on the trails. But are you Maria? Are you Maria? I heard there was Maria here in Cody. Now, I'm going to do that. Well, I don't know if Maria's as much as she does Charlie is,
Starting point is 00:49:23 but as what is? I the people to talk about? Yeah, well, yeah, that sounds good. That sounds good. And she belly up and tell us what's on your mind. We've gotten employee at the apartment complex that we work for that he is just awful, man. I let me tell you what. I mean, he is the most deceitful and just he's just a scallywag, total scallywag. Scallywag. Yeah, and's just a scallywag. Total scallywag. He's scallywag.
Starting point is 00:49:46 The problem is, yeah, that's total scallywag. That's pirate for, he's not a very good worker. Yeah, I didn't know they spoke pirate out my only, I got to brush up on that before I go. So he's, he's just a, a, a, a rascal, huh? Just a scallywag. Okay, I get any examples. Yeah, give us the, give us the top three things that he screwed the poo cha. Yeah, you know, I mean, he's just like, you know, four hours to do two hours worth of work.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Yeah, I've been what's going on. You never get a straight answer. Yeah, I've been if he's clocking in at home and he says, no, but then you catch them on it. Yeah, he crashes the truck into other vehicles or objects, but you don't have any proof, but you know what Tim, but you can't do anything about it. You know what, I'll stop you there. This sounds a lot like if you employed Charlie Barons. Okay, enough of that. I've only crashed my car into a semi one time. Okay, and I side swiped him. And also it could have been the semi's fault. Okay. And then
Starting point is 00:50:55 beyond that, sometimes you need four hours to do two hours with the work. Okay, that's, that's a thing. That's real. Okay, not every day's your A game. You know, um, give us something real. If you got some book, what you're you're out here, um, saying some really, uh, sclanderous things about this employee calling them a scally way. Not a lot of proof. Not a lot of proof is coming to the table. I mean, I'm, I'm in defense of the scally way right now until proven differently. So let's hear something very... And you know what?
Starting point is 00:51:28 Yeah. And you know what? You would be right. And that this is here in life, the problem is you know that something's up, but you can't prove it. And it's getting difficult because things aren't getting done, but you can't prove what it is that he needs to be doing that's not getting done. You know what I mean? Sounds like a management issue. I was gonna say. Sounds like a management issue. If you give him a thing to do and it's not getting done, it's pretty simple. He didn't do the thing you asked him to do. Why can't you pin it on him if
Starting point is 00:52:00 if someone needs to get done and he's not doing it? Well, you're 100% able to it's just a small thing pure there that it's like not worth attacking. You know what I mean? Ah, so you're not not trying to, you know, you're picking your battles here. What's it called in the court system when you have a bunch of different smaller lawsuits against one? What's it called? A class action lawsuit is what I think you need to do on them. I think you need to write this what it is. I think that's like when a lot of people have a problem
Starting point is 00:52:31 with one thing or something, like that's kind of what I'm talking about. Oh, okay, class action lawsuit. Is someone can someone Google that by the way? Regardless, can you gather all of these little things together to make it one big thing? You know, we may be able to do that. That may be a good option. Yeah. That's the equivalent. You guys start like a paper trail, you know, you got to have your proof. It's hard to fire people.
Starting point is 00:52:57 It is hard to find people and it shouldn't be. And that's part of the frustration. It's like, you know, everyone's in that will and employee, but when it comes to a corporation, they want like X amount of write-ups and stuff. And it's so difficult. Yeah. I also think you should maybe spend a day in his shoes and think about, well, what has he got going on? Why is this behavior happening?
Starting point is 00:53:18 Is where I would maybe start? Is it having a tough time at home? Is he, you know, was it the way that he was raised? Oh, you know, what, every, every got under the hood at all with this guy? Yeah. Well, it's definitely the way you was raised. I just, not sure how much we can go into detail, but he's a member of this, this cult, uh, well, recently, an ex member of this cult. So there, there is a decent amount of that going on.
Starting point is 00:53:44 How do you not lead with that, dude? What are we sitting here trying to pull this out of you for? What's the cult? Don't tell me that he was a former cross fitter either. I want to hear a real cult. What's former Dornocker? Dornock. Oh, are you saying he's, what's the name of the call? You're gonna have to say it. Okay, so all right, so, but all right, well, what's what? What is a word deal if he's a former member and there's maybe some trauma with that, Charlie. Okay. That's something that is causing some issues. Well, I'm seeing I'm okay. You can have your issues.
Starting point is 00:54:31 I get that and he can have his issues, but there's not you're not giving us the hard things that he's done wrong, even though you know, he's knocking on a lot of doors. How did you meet him? Anyway, did he knock on your door and you say, Hey, we're looking to hire. Well, we posted an ad and he he knocked on the proverbial door to the ad who hired him. That would be my mate supervisor and myself. Okay. my mate supervisor and myself. Okay. Oh, I'm not a vetting worker.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Okay, so hold on though, I got an idea for you here. Sometimes when personnel is not performing up to standard, it may not be that they're not a good worker, they just might be in the wrong role. So what you should do is switch them to a role where he goes and knocks on all the apartment doors and Ask how is your least going? Is there anything we can fix in the apartment?
Starting point is 00:55:32 Is there anything that we can make you or stay more pledging? He's already a door knocker. Just have him be a door knocker for your company. Exactly. You got doors. Work with the skills he's already great at. You know, you're right. I've never thought about it that way. I think that would be an excellent role for him. Yeah. Yeah. And then if he, you know, is still not working out, then you can let him go.
Starting point is 00:55:56 But you do have to work with the skills set at hand. I think my buddy Miles is right on this one. I think, I think so. I think you may have something, uh, may have something Yeah. Yeah. You got doors and he's got some knuckles and so have him go knock on those babies. Now you have a job that could fit that description. Uh, not yet. Yeah. Yeah. That is the mint. Yes. That's the mentality we need proactive, not yet, but we'll find some form. Just like a famous Michael Scott once said, I don't fire people.
Starting point is 00:56:32 I hire people and then inspire people. See, that's what it's all about. I think you need to inspire this guy to go knock on some doors. I think so. I think maybe we can, maybe we can put him ahead of the maintenance staff. And we sound like part of the maintenance staff anymore, but he just knocked on the doors before they go into the apartment to fix things. Yeah, he greases the wheels a little bit.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Make sure everything's had. They're happy with the rest of the apartment. See if they are meeting their religious needs. Yeah. Yeah. See if they want to accept Christ into their life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, yeah. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:57:09 Do you think that would go good in corporate America to be knocking on doors and pushing religion on all of your property management? Oh, definitely not. We'd have so many lots of. Well, then he would be fired. There we go. Have it. Boom.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Best of both worlds. Either you have an entire apartment building that's now a Jehovah Jehovah's Witness as well, or you can Corp it will shut that down real fast and he'll be out of there. So I think this is a win win for you guys. It's a big solution. We should get paid for this. Consult.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Perfect. I'm hiring you guys as a consulting crew. I think you just created a perfect scenario and we might have to just try that. It's so funny. He hires us and then he miles coming to my office. So I got this one employee. He's always doing four hours of work
Starting point is 00:58:04 that should only be two hours. and then I'll just be like, is this Charlie? Yeah. And then I'll say, I warned you. You know, I don't know how I got this wrap. I don't know. I don't know what I've ever done to warrant this. I'll just say that right now. What you do, it's what you don't do. Those four hours, Charlie. You know? Yeah. This is not about me, Miles. This is about to hold this witness employee. Okay. He's no longer a witness.
Starting point is 00:58:34 As of like last week, he's no longer a witness. And now he's all done flinging wanting to get tattooed. And you know, break more and we call that. We call that. We call that in the business. We call it an over correction on his marks. So it sounds like he's are on his way to getting given you some more definitive ways to fire him though, you know.
Starting point is 00:59:11 I think he's well on his way. We'll see how it goes in the next couple of weeks after his departure from the church. All right, well, do is what my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my to see the world through his son goggles, you know what I mean? And then go do I think that's a And if not, we'll always just follow follow wilders advice, you know, create a scenario that is the best of both worlds. That's great. We go. I like it. Well, I'll see you this weekend. Okay, that sound good. Tell Maria, I says hi. All right. Yep. And you watch for deer now. They're not the, they're not the white filter you see over there. All right. What are they? Red tails? Mule deer's. They're mule deer. All mule deer. A little more athletic. Yeah. That's cool. Watch out for, is there any Elken Wyoming? Yeah. I think they got Elken. Elken Yeah, I think they got out of the balcony. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:00:05 most any grislies in the big horns. Is that too far north for big horn cheaper? No, I don't know. Lots of grislies in big. All right, I'll bring the bear spray. You do that. Maybe the 10 Miller 45. I'm not a good shot. I'll stick
Starting point is 01:00:24 with the bear spray. All right. Good chit chat and with you. Yep, you as well. You have a good one. Yeah, I have a good one. Well, Miles, another one in the book. Yeah. And honestly, that's my real advice. That's what I try and do in my own business is, is there any, are they in the wrong role? You know, is there anything else we can do? Because, you know, you want people to come in and stay. Sometimes that doesn't work out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:51 But I always try and solve a solution another way other than just cutting dice. Yeah, yeah, because it's also paying the ass to the hire. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, one big problem after another there. Yeah, that's true. You're best. Well, Charlie, one big brown after another. Yeah, that's true. You're best.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Well, Charlie, I think that was another. Whoa, good episode. Yeah. Yeah, I've got to show that. This is so good. Well, we were signing off from who's on third, ladies and gentlemen. And, well, what's his name's on second? Oh, I forgot about what's his name.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Yeah. Anyway, folks, make sure you tip your bartender and we'll talk to you real quick, okay? Love you guys. Bye-bye.

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