Bellied Up - How To Get A Bartenders Attention #28

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

Presented by Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis, MN. First caller is wondering what's the best way to propose to a southern women, next caller has an interesting trade for Wisconsin, last caller is a bartender we get tips and tricks on how to respectfully get a bartenders attention.

Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Bellied up podcast presented by who Charlie? We love it. And you know, we love what's that miles road hunt for ditch chicken. I love how when you when you said it You were reading it. Yeah, I was you were you that's the that's how everyone's gonna do it They're gonna look in the eyes. Oh, oh What does that mean? It's good., oh, well, what does that mean? It's good, it's gonna either be, what does that mean or? Hell yeah.

Yeah, I know. So right now, Charlie and I are wearing the road hunting for dish chickens hats for the first time together. This is a very unique moment. It's very unique because it's the first piece of merchandise ever that originated for the belly up merchandise ever that originated

for the belly up merch line that originated on the belly up merch line. The first ever piece of belly up merch and it was inspired. It was truly organic moment. So you love. You know, when people were like, did that guy was he a plant? Did he really shoot that bird? I mean, if you go back, go back and watch a tape. There's no way we made that up. We could have acted that good. No way. I could have faked that reaction. And then that picture, oh, man, he was eating lead, dude. Yeah.

That was good. So, um, yeah, if you want to check out the road hunt for ditch chickens at go to oh you bet you.com oh h you bet you.com and we got them on the site there. So Charlie. So miles Christmas is common. Christmas. I imagine Christmas at your household is kind of bananas. It's pretty insane. One in 12 kids. And then some of the kids have kids, you know, it's just it's not so. It's absolutely not so. Your Family Christmas is like a lot of other people's extended family Christmas. Oh, yeah, 100% and I grew up like that because my My I'm one in 12, but then my mom is one of 11 my dad's one of seven. I got more cousins than I know their names Yeah, it's so but yeah, it's not Every year it's a lot of fun though. You get to see the joy of Christmas on the little kids faces. Yep, you know

Well, and so once you all start having kids and everyone's got their own You guys are gonna have a pretty big immediate family. So you might have to think about doing shifts I don't know how many people are gonna be able to fit in a certain household. Oh, yeah. No, we, well, you got the kids table. But I'm more so mean like, you know, six of your siblings go, you know, from a noon to four slot. And then six of your siblings go from four to 10, you know, it's like the A and the B team, you know, yep, yeah, yeah, it's like the the matinee crowd there, you know, they're a little bit more boring. Yeah, take your siblings, which you should name them now that are the more boring siblings and put them at the early slot. Yeah, then all the fun siblings and go later. Yeah. So who are your boring siblings?

Oh, geez. Well, Emily for sure. And Nora, she's a dentist. Sounds boring to me who wants to sit around and talk about K9s. Yeah, you know, the teeth, not the docs. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go ahead and let's see who else can I throw under the bus. It'll be funny. You also had a vet in the family. Also loves talking K9s. Just a lot of K9 talk. That family Christmas. No, the truth is I just called those two sisters born because they're the ones who give me the most crap. Emily just gives me, you have that sibling

that just walks in the door and just, you know the first thing coming out of her mouth is gonna be like, why'd you wear that chair? Yeah, or, wow. You really need a haircut. Yeah. Something like that. You really need a haircut.

Oh, you really dressed up for the event tonight. This is my Christmas flannel back all the time. You shaved cast away. Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah, that's a good one. That is. But speaking of it, you got that thing going where you trimmed it under your beard. You trimmed your neck beard probably like four days ago.

Yeah. So I've got like a, you know, most people do the fade on the head. You got it. I have the fade from the chin down to my bottom, my neck. It just chin fade. Yeah. Do you get the little hairs right here in this? What's, what's this thing? It's not little anymore. They're called their big tuffs of hair. Big tuffs. Yeah. I was like when you go to a bar to kind of like this, you know, by the way, we're at Palmer's I mean theapolis fan Has stay the vibes in here are great. There's an old school telephone a

Wash and polish sign. They've got like they've got one of those old school I am's beer signs, which are kind of like some glass block over there. Yeah, she's always a classic. A big egg or something. There's a sign photo up there. I can't really tell, does it say Bonnie? It's probably just a regular. Bonnie got some headshots done and just decided to bring it to the bar and sign it for everyone. Jared and Ian. Yeah. No. Okay. Is it? Yeah.

I got my glasses on. There we go. But this is a place where someone's going to be parked here at the bar and they got they got the tough to hair right here. That looks like a feson, you know, well, it's just an extra sweater, you know, an extra sweater exactly, but they're proud of it. They even they they gel it up, you know, let Pete cock it a little bit.

Well, they don't, it's gonna be everywhere. So you got a gel. That's true. You got a, you got a team, the beast. Yes. So, oh, gee, you got it. Okay.

Well, Christmas is coming up. What's on your list, Charlie? What's on your Christmas list? You know, I thought you never asked, okay, is, are you gonna get me some this year for Christmas? I'll think about it. Okay. That, that being known. That's a hard, no, that's a hard task. I'm gonna be honest. I would love to get you a gift. Mm-hmm. Will I remember to get you a gift? That's the thing. That's the thing. And you know what?

Please don't, because then I have to remember to get you a gift. Just know. Actually, you know what? I'm gonna do it just to make you feel bad, because I know you won't get me one. Well, in that case, I'll tell you what I want. Okay. So I've been rebuilding this carburetor on my snowmobile. Why? Because, dude, it's a classic. It's a 1980 Yamaha. Sorry, let me say, I think that would be cool for someone else to do.

Yeah. Why is Charlie Barron doing this? I don't know. I just got wild hair at my ass. The other thing is, is that ADHD at its finest? I literally was like, why isn't this starting? I was getting pissed. I took the thing, you know, I took the spark plugs off

of them on the deal and put it grounded them. So I was like, all right, these are both sparking. It's not the spark plugs. What's next? I go to YouTube, I'm like, spark plugs work. What's, they're like your carburetor screw it. I'm like, ah, now I gotta figure out how this carburetor works.

I'm like a lawnmower carburetor guy at best. You know, you give me a snow mobile, learning it all new. So I pulled it off. Of course I misplaced half the screws already. You think that you're not a carburetor guy. I think a carburetor is a Zitna Lofa bread. Okay.

That's how I, that's how how bad I am with with the jeans and motors. Yeah. Well, if you want to get me something, you can get me a carburetor rebuild kit for a 1980 Yamaha GT CS something. I forget the actual model, but they should be all the same. It's long as it's close enough. It should be close enough. I just need new new, new, gas gets in diaphrone. You know, a cock and paint will make you what you ain't, Charles. So, yep. Yeah, it's good that you really, uh, pronounce that phrase, you know, you know, that's

just saying. Yeah. Um, miles you heard what I want for Christmas. What's on your Christmas? It's actually pretty funny. I'm looking for a new beer trimmer. It's actually funny why we were talking about that. Okay.

Are you clearly, hey, clearly, I need a new one. I know. Now, do you just want a one size fits all trimmer? You know what I mean? Like, are you using that beer trimmer on maybe your chest? Yeah. Yeah. I'm my chest.

Yes. Yeah. So got to make sure that, you know, it gets nice and close, but not too close. Do you want to change the treasure trail with it too? Oh, yeah. I would prefer to leave this off air. Okay. I don't like to talk about my treasure trail, necessarily publicly on the internet. Yeah. All right. Well, you know, otherwise, everyone thinks they're going to get a piece of

the treasure. That's true. And I'm saving that for marriage. Miles is a modest guy and his mom is listening to the podcast. Well, does she listen to your mom? I don't know. I don't know. I think so. She definitely stopped listening to you, Bet you radio where all podcasts can be found.

Because we get a little vulgar on that one. Yeah. Yeah. You pissed her off. Well, we let the hair down a little more on that one. But okay. I'm also at the hair down a little more on that one, but okay, I'm also at the stage of my life where I now I'm looking to get a back scratcher for Christmas and the stocking.

Oh, well, you know, like you always would get that for your dad. You know, like guys always trying to, you know, scratch his back on the corner of the wall, you know, yeah, like just get him a back scratcher. I now end to that age. Wow. We're a back scratcher. I now end to that age. Wow. We're a back scratcher actually sounds like a great gift. Now is it just a back scratcher, the back massager too.

You know, I think it's same church, different peel. Okay. But massagers, you got to actually just get a massage. Don't be messing with all those fancy tools. Is it true? Yeah. In that, just get a scratcher. So I was talking to someone who was like a physical therapist

or something. I was like, what do I do? My back hurts. He's like, get one of them foamy, roly balls. One of them foam things, right? So I get one. I do. And I get a nice one.

OK, because my back has killed me. This is an investment. I do it. Screws my back up way more. Like those need to come with directions. You can't just go rolling your back out all willy-nilly. You know, one of the foam rollers? Yeah.

One of the ribbed ones. Oh, yeah. I mean, hey, I think you gotta like warm up for that. Then you gotta get the non-ribbed one. Not well, now you're done. Start there. Now you go to that. I've sworn all foam rollers off.

I'm done. Wow. I'm just gonna deal with a pain back. Cause I also, I'm not, every time I go get a massage, my God, that's a lot of money, you know,

and then, and then you got a tip on top of it, and you can't skip out on the tip, you can't be like, what do you, what? Never mind. Miles,

we already, Miles, you know, I'll save that for you, Betcher radio. know, I'll save that for you, Betcher radio. Yeah, save that for you, Betcher radio. But laugh had it just the same laugh at the ghost choke in your mind, you know, um, let's be good. We'll present gifts. Mine will, we'll be a back scratch or beard trimmer combo. Yours will be a carburetor kit. Wait, so I'm just going to get you what I want and you get me what you want. No, I mean, we're exchanged.

Are we going to do that? Uh, if we remember, yes. Okay. All right. We'll put that at a definite. Maybe you know what, Miles? This Christmas season, though, it's not about gifts for me. Really, it's about the gifts that I've already been given in your friendship.

Oh, wow. And now the best present is the present. Did you know that? The present is moving together. Are you with me here? Right now. It's what it's truly about. Wow. You know, there's not a phone in sight. Oh, mine's right there. It's just people. There's not a phone in sight. Oh, mine's right there. Just people. Mine's right there. It's turned upside down. It's turned up. It's my coaster. It's my coaster. That's what it's all about. So you know what guys, we hope that you're going to have a good Christmas coming up here.

We're going to take some collars and get into the show. Hello, who do we got on the line? Hey, we got Tyler on the line. Tyler, where you come from Tyler? Well, I live in Texas, but grew up in Iowa. We'll take it. We'll take it. I like it.

What's going on Tyler? I don't know. I'm just hanging out. Yeah, so you guys must say they want to call in. So yeah, yeah. Now is can we provide you with any advice or do you have some to buy seller trade? Yeah. Why don't you belly up to the bar with us?

Tell us what's on your mind. Well, you know, I do run a boat down here that we take out some fish and okay. Oh, yeah. We'll kind of fish in. Bad. If you guys ever in the offshore, oh, offshore. Oh, you're by the coast.

Yeah, I'm over here in the Gulf of Mexico and Galveston Bay. Oh, that's great. So what kind of fish can we catch if we went out there? We can catch red snapper tuna. Mahi, if we say in the bay, we can go and catch some special trout some flounders some uh bull ridth red fish. Wow. So not very much fish is what you're saying. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. They take a little bit to go in that deeper water. I suppose. I suppose. Well, can we offer you any advice today? You got a question for us? You got something you want to buy, seller train?

Um, I got a quick question. Yeah. How do you go about asking a Southern woman to marry you? Oh, hey. You're asking two Midwest guys how to ask a Southern woman to marry you? Who don't know anything about Southern women? Yeah. So this should be good

advice. This is some Midwest dating advice that may, but probably won't apply to a Southern woman, but we'll give it, we'll give it to you anyway. Now Miles is the, is between the two of us, he got engaged the last. I'm the freshest, freshest engagement. Yes, I have the freshest engagement here. So how'd you do it miles? So you're going to want to get down on one knee. Let's just start there. Okay, so you're going to get down on one knee. Make sure that it's for the shortest amount of time possible. Because your knee is going to start to hurt if you have to wait there a little while. So is this advice for him or advice for you? No, I'm just recapping my own engagement. I was on one knee in the living room with the house.

Thought she was coming down the stairs faster than she was and I was stuck on a knee for a good, you know, three to four minutes had to switch up the knee, you know? So, you know, on your, your heart's already pounding a little bit, you're starting to sweat a little bit and you got knee issues, you don't want that. So make sure when you go down, it's going to be as quick as possible down to one knee and then back up because you don't want to be done for too long. I like that. That's good. Now, let me ask how long you've been dating this gal,

you're thinking of asking the Marriott? Get ready to go on four years. Four years. What took you so long? Yeah. What's going on? What was the moment where you knew that she was the special someone?

I probably said, you're in a half-in, two years. Ah, well, what have you been doing for the past? I'm trying to band together. Oh, yeah, you moved in. So you've known for this whole time. Now, does she know? Does she have the same feelings for you? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Even her mom, even like, hey, when you go and do it. That's going to see you. Now, I was going to be in the next question. I bet you've been getting a lot of what's taken you so long, jokes from family and friends. Is that correct?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's been coming along on both sides. So have you asked her folks, is that some you're going to do? Now, see now, we do that up there now. Do we do that down here in the shop, too, or? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know Literally don't know So are you a are you a feelings guy? Are you good at expressing how you feel?

Oh, yeah, okay, well then you're gonna have a much easier time than I did because Coming up with words, you know, I like to maybe show that I like someone more than tell them that I like them You know, yeah, and so I can't help you with that advice on what to say Maybe Charlie Charlie's a little bit more of a few guys. Let's keep it on you for a second miles. What did you say? I just think I said that I said you want to be my old ball and chain. You want to be the old ball and chain around my ankle forever. Hell yeah. Let's do it.

Well, that's that sounds like a paraphrasing. A paraphrasing, of course. Well, do you have anything? Well, first of all, I just want to get to this. Did you ask either of her folks? I mean, her mom basically told you to get off your ass. So I guess that's taken care of. Do you ask her dad or no? Her dad's not around anymore. Oh, God. Okay. I had to. So, you know, you don't have to have that awkward conversation.

That's, you know, if there is a silver lining, I'm just throwing that out there. I'm not saying it's great. I'm just saying that's not, that's kind of, you know, convenient that you don't got to have that conversation. What do you think, Charlie? All right. Let me, that aside, I'm just going to, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna leave that there and let that hang in the abyss for a while. Um, we're, where are you thinking? Because, you know, I will say this, I'm saying

this is a Midwest guy. There's probably no better place to have a defining life moment aside for on your living room, which I hope was carpeted for your knees, sake, miles, then on a boat. You think you're gonna take her out on the boat? That's what I was thinking. We met on a boat. So that's what I was thinking. I mean, well, okay. Does she go on a boat?

So where we met, you know? Oh, you met on a boat? Yeah, where I worked at before, I was working as a deckan on a party boat where we take about 83 people out fishing. Wait, she came up, but could you work all these hours with your girlfriend saying, I said, well, I don't have one. She's like, well, then we're gonna go get some drinks.

Why? She asked you out. So that's true. Okay. Hold on. So we had a Southern woman call into the podcast before and ask how to approach Midwestern men because she said I'm a little bit too abrasive too forward from Midwestern men. It is true. The Southern women apparently don't give a shit. They'll just go up to anyone and ask them on a date.

They know what they want. Yeah. So I mean, I don't I think that she should be proposing to you is what it's like. I think she might be proposing to you the longer you wait and Call in podcasts asking how to do it, you know, yeah, you're gonna be coming down the stairs and she's gonna be sitting there on her knee Which I think is fine this day. I mean I see this day and age that's fine apparently, but You know, it sounds like you got it. Just wait for her to propose is my advice. Actually, that's great advice, Miles. No, it's perfect. Sit and wait.

Slow play it is what I would do. Yeah. And then when you're single in about a year and a half, you can call us back and we'll give you advice on how to find someone else. Find a Southern gal, just wait. Yeah. If you are a Southern man looking for the southern woman, apparently they'll just do

all the work. It sounds like they'll ask you out. They'll propose the whole thing. Is or we say, go ahead. I do that's what that sounds like. I mean, I don't, I think they all pretty much come up to them at the first date, you know. Yeah, I like that. No. So are you taking her out on the boat to do that since that's where you met? You think that's how you you're gonna do it that way? I think so Okay, well just warn you this is gonna air fairly soon after this

So you got a window here buddy before she might start catching on That might be true. If that's your mom, listen to you guys. Well, it'll just be our little secret. Yeah. Send your mom. Austin, all the belly double is. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Well, well, good luck. Hey, now the time, the clock is ticking, which, you know, honestly, there's nothing better to get something done than having an actual time constraints. Yeah, I got a couple weeks here, man. Now you have a deadline. Does he have a couple weeks or does he have like this week?

He's got a week and a half. You got a week and a half. Did you get the ring yet? Did you get the ring yet? I got an idea of it. I'll fall in that getting it probably sometimes this month. Oh, oh boy. Well, best of luck. Yeah. Um, not we, uh, we appreciate you calling in, man. It, uh, you know, it's the real

advice is just get down on a knee and just say whatever comes to your mind and it'll always, it it'll it'll be good It'll be from the heart and then Hopefully sounds like it you guys will be married and you'll be Sailors forever sailors forever. Yeah, we'll see first mate and you'll be the captain and you guys will sail off into the sunset Or maybe she'll be the captain and he'll be the first mate. Whatever you guys are into. Whatever you're into and we'll see you at the wedding.

All right, so I'll give you guys a follow up on it. Yeah, please do. Please do. We'd like some updates. All right. All right, man. Thanks for calling in. Thanks, Luke.

And good luck. Thank you. You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet. You you. You best last congratulations if we don't hear from you. Thank you. See you, man. Hello. Who we got here? This is Dan from Detroit. Dan from Detroit. How you doing, Dan? From Detroit? I'm lucky to be living. What do you got?

I feel that. Yeah. Why don't you belly up to the bottle? Tell us what's on your mind. I got to propose a trade for Mr. Baron. Oh, right. I love this. I love the trade.

I mean, buy and sell. It's common, but the trade. What do we got? What do we got? The information in yeah, I propose that we will give Wisconsin the UP exchange for name your price Milwaukee's best off the market and letting Hashtag written keep Milwaukee's best Okay, you want to take Milwaukee's best. Let's unpack this a little bit Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't like it. Don't like Milwaukee's best. But it's the best. It says it right there. Just because it's Milwaukee's best doesn't mean it's the best. Okay. Okay. Now the bar's

pretty low. Okay. I'll be the Milwaukee's best. I don't know. Milwaukee is the beer capital of the world. I would, but the standard in Milwaukee's not quite like St. Louis's standard. Are we going to fight over the whole bush thing again? James Scoeze. All right. So you don't like Milwaukee's best. You do like PBR though. Of course, the PBR is Milwaukee's best. I see, I see, but you know what? And then what, so you want to trade names? You want to change PBR's name to Milwaukee's best

because you believe it truly is Milwaukee's best beer. No, I don't want to change the name. I just want to take Milwaukee's best away and then put a little slogan on a Pd on the pd i can't just says Milwaukee's actual back. Okay. Oh, interesting. You know, I don't have a dog in the face. So I'm going to go ahead and trade the UP for that. That sounds good to me. You know, look, Milwaukee has so many good beers. You got to remember, you got Miller, like Miller Highlife, Miller, genuine draft, red dog lining, well,

line is isn't from Milwaukee. Miles, Miles is being very, Miles is being disrespectful. I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Okay. And PBR, by the way, it's called PBR Paps Blue Ribbon because it got a blue ribbon in a beer competition and they made that their logo Is that a participation ribbon or no miles blue ribbon means Yeah, this was back in the day now I I do not look I'm not gonna sit here and name the best Milwaukee beer Okay, because I'd have to do kind of a blind taste test. I am familiar with all of them, but, you know, I think you're giving Milwaukee's best a

bad time, okay? I think you got to be better to Milwaukee's best, because it is a classic Milwaukee beer. And by the way, whether you like the taste or not, it's gonna do the work and that needs to be done, okay? It's a walk-orce. It's really been, tell me yes or no, are you gonna give up Milwaukee's best for the UP? What? I mean, if we, okay, look, if that's really the trade,

yeah, have Milwaukee's best, that's fine. That's fine. Okay. Right, I got lost in the philosophies here. Yeah, we'll send over a crate of Milwaukee's best. We'll put it on a ship. We'll put it on one of them fairy boats that goes between Milwaukee and the Michigan though. Well, don't sink it. You know, just no, there's enough ship. There's enough ship.

Rexing Lake Michigan. Okay. We don't need another boat. Listen, I'll say this. Fine. If we get the UP that's done in this hypothetical world where I can take the UP for Milwaukee's best done and done. Science sealed delivered. There's perfect. I love it. All right. So what? Why? Okay. I got one more question for you. Why don't you want the MP? It takes away from Michigan being the real men's date. That is true. That is true. I'm glad you've caught up on that. Yeah Yeah, Miles is looking at his hands right now trying to figure it out Yeah, you can't have a mint and if you got the UP, you know, and I would gladly give a way, mint and stay.

Yeah, we got the rabbit jumping over the mint and that just doesn't flow as well as the mint and say. I like that to rabbit jumping over the mint. Yeah, how many rabbits do you see just jumping over mittens, you know, unless you're throwing it, unless you're throwing mittens in your backyard and putting like, you know, carrots out there, you know. It's just a specific thing. That doesn't sound like effective rabbit hunting to me, though.

Oh, are you a rabbit hunter? All small games. All, okay. Okay, here's, I got a question, another question for you. What's the key? What is the key to small game hunting? Be a good shot. Well, well, well, well, Charlie, we're screwed.

So miles and I are historically bad shots. We all speak for you. Yeah. No, I think we're both we had a conversation, we had a private conversation about this where we were both lamenting over our bad aim. Yeah, we're good enough for who it's for. We're good enough for who it's for. You know, it's just a time thing.

We can spend more time shooting. That's it. Well, Miles has a new Mossberg. He should be able to take the head off a rabbit at about 60 yards. Well, it's more so the gun than it is me. Honestly, without a Mossberg, I ain't hit, you know, rabbit whatsoever. But luckily those Mossberg guns got a straight straight barrel as they come. And I can put one right there. So well, for all this Mossberg talk,

you better get me a Mossberg. Okay. I can do it, Charles. We're sitting here plugging Mossberg. You better get me one. All right. I'll get you one specifically for rabid hunting. There you go.

Full choke. That's what you want. Well, I was good, man. We appreciate you calling in. It's done deal. Charlie Barons, Charlie, the UP for Milwaukee's best. And Charlie and I are going to get out

rabbit hunting at some point. And let me make it clear, I do like Milwaukee's best. But I have the UP that is just a price on my Milwaukee's best price. I'm willing to pay for this. Yeah, risk versus reward. You make deals, Charlie. Well, Charlie, I'm sorry for your taste buds. Hmm. I accept your terms. I really have taste buds, to be honest with you. I can't taste anything. That's why I drink in those beers. You guys, I am consuming for brain reaction. You know, I consume food and booze for kind of the,

how it makes me feel, not what it tastes like going down. And that's why I Charlie likes Milwaukee's best, baby. Ah. I don't know if it's a quality, not quality. Yes. Yeah, especially in this content, that's what it's all about. Ah.

You know, I- what it's all about. You know, I, I was about to say this is like a Midwest goodbye, but now it's just a it's to mean to mean to be a Midwest goodbye. So you know what? It's so nice talking to you. Don't let the don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Hit you on the way out. Yeah. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Don't let the button hit you on the way out. Yeah. Well, tell your folks I said hi.

All right, real good. And hey, watch out for rabbits, okay? You do the same. Aim sharp. See you, man, thank you. Aim sharp. Bye, bye. Charlie, that was a tough call for you.

I'm not gonna lie. That was a tough call because like, I mean, I think most people would have done what you did. I think it had to be done. I think you didn't. You were caught between a rock and a hard place. I mean, I was because, like, the UP is beautiful.

Okay. And it's attached to Wisconsin, which Michigan cannot really say unless you talk about that bridge they built, but it makes no sense. Why that's Michigan. I don't know who drew that line, but that was dumb. I think I saw a tick talk once about why it is part of Michigan. Oh, yeah. I know.

I know. I definitely want one, but I know it's a whole thing about like Michigan. Michigan has a UP and Wisconsin doesn't. That tells you everything you need to know about Wisconsin or something like that, right? Oh, it was actually like a guy dove into the history of why that actually. Oh, I did that.

The Toledo, I did that on this podcast, dude. What? The Toledo War. Roll the tape back. Oh, that's, that's why. That's why you said that to me on this podcast. Yeah, I do. Are you kidding me? That goes to show how much I listen to you.

You should do a tick talk about that. Dude, it's a Toledo war. It's a Toledo war military confrontation involved shots being fired into the air and carrying no casualties. So yeah, I said, that's not here. I remember that now. That's not. But then you gave Toledo Toledo.

Oh, Hi, I'll got Toledo. And then Wisconsin just lost the UP. Wisconsin wasn't even part of the conversation. I know. So how did they end up? No. Okay, well then. I'm getting annoyed even thinking about this. Toledo Tolado, you know, it's all the same.

How big is Toledo? I would say it's about half a Milwaukee, when you... Actually, yeah, you're right. Toledo is half a Milwaukee. How big is Milwaukee? Oh, it's about two Toledos. Yeah. Well, we're gonna take another.

Yeah, take another. Oh, geez, folks. How you doing? I'm doing good. Glad to hear it, Miles. Hey, listen, we got the ice fishing headquarters that I want to just chit chat with you about right now over at the fleet farm. Love it. Come in. That's the ice fishing headquarters. Yeah, fleet farm. What? Why would you put a question mark? I'm just saying that I'm wondering if that's what they're calling it. Yeah. The ice fishing head quarter with that. And you got to get in there also known as ice fishing HQ HQ. There you go. They got deals. They got reals. They got more deals and even more reals. Fleet farm has an I'm really real

in and dealing here. We are real in and dealing because Fleet Farm has a nice fishing event going on through Christmas Eve. Get yourself ready for when that deep freeze comes. And you know what? So Christmas Eve, because every guy out there gets to Christmas Eve day and they're like, ah crap, I forgot to get a gift. 100%. You gotta have the deal go through Christmas Eve because people are shopping at like 5 p.m. on Christmas Eve for their thing at 6. Exactly. And don't be one of those guys who's like,

I'm just gonna go get some online, you know, and print off like a picture of the thing I bought you 20 minutes before the deal. I totally have. Yeah, don't do that guy. Go to fleet farm. Let them know you care. Go to fleet farm.

Face the inevitable and get yourself ready. And the inevitable is that you do Go to fleet farm. Let him know you care. Go to fleet farm face the inevitable and get yourself ready. And the inevitable is that you do have to get a present. They got tip-ups, augers, shelters, clothing, gear, fleet farms, got a deal for you starting today. Fleet rewards, loyalty members, watch your accounts and get great special offers just for you. Well, and probably for me too and probably for Miles. I bet you they got a solid six inches of ice out there. Have you guys looked at the, I just flew in. I saw someone on the ice one during my travels.

That means there's at least two. Yeah. I mean, and you guys, it's a little north for me here. What that makes a good point. Be safe out there, check the ice to see how thick it is. Don't be doing dumb stuff on there on the ice. And here's another great gift you can get in ice, Fisher. It's the spikes that you put that you wrap around your neck, the little spike neck

listing. So if you fall in, you just pull those off your neck and that's how you used to get yourself back up on the ice. They're a lifesaver and a nice breaker, a nice grabber. I don't know. They're a nice saver. So that's a great gift. So if you're in Minnesota and the weather, then go to Flea Farm. They got them. Tada. Boom. Charlie. Miles. It's Christmas season. And what do you think about when you think Christmas? I think about some nice liquor concoctions, my like, yes. I think creamy, delicious, over ice treats. Do you? After dinner,

after dinner? Yeah. You know, Christmas Eve, you said now and you want to have a little after dinner drink. All you got to do is buy yourself some tippy cow, pour it over ice and everyone's got a jolly nice concoction experience. And the best part is is when you're dumb with the bottle, just wrap some fishing line around it and then hang it on your tree. You got an ornament. You do. You can have an, you're going to have to have a strong tree because it's a it's a empty bottle, you know, it's got some good weight to it. It's got a half bottle does but today Charles we're drinking the orange cream right out of the bottle over ice and it's a you know, it's a little blustery out there. And so it feels good to be drinking this here in the bar.

Yeah, just goes down so easy doesn't does. You can put in your coffee. You can even, you can even give it to your, give it to somebody for a present. Yeah. You know, okay. And then bring a candle and say, when you're done with the bottle, stick the candle in there. Now you got a a little candle. Advent candle. Advent candle. Yes. Advent is coming up. Advent is here. It's already here. My mom would straight up murder me. I'm not knowing that it was advent already. Oh, did I just say it's coming? Oh, yeah, no, it's here. No, I knew that. I knew that as a good Catholic boy that I am. Advent really means waiting. Yes, it does. Coming. Okay. Smart ass. What color candle are we on this week? We should be on purple pink purple pinks next week. Well, at the time

of this recording anyways, anyways, we don't want to go down that, uh, advent hole. Yeah, we want to stay here with the tippy cow here at the watering hole. You guys got to pick up some tippy cow. This bottle is going to go great in a stocking and it'll keep the, the holiday spirit through the holidays. Cheers to a typical find at the liquor store. The true they got a website you can check out too. So there you got it.

Typical, baby. Tip it on back. Tip it on back. Hello, hello. This is me. Hello, me. Is that short for me? Always so short for Carter. Carter. What's going on? Carter is that short for me? No, no. Always so short for Carter.

Carter. What's going on Carter? It's me short for me. No, no, I'm actually a very nice guy. At least I think I am. No meme like me. Me meme. I mean, sorry. That was a bad joke.

I've had a couple beers. It's fine. Carter, right? What's going on? Yeah. Oh, well, I? What's going on? Yeah. Oh, well, I needed some advice for you guys. Belly up to the bar, man. Tell us what's on your mind. Well, if I run, I can actually add a bar. That's my job. I'm a bartender. Okay. This is going to, okay, I used to your advice and then I got some questions for you.

Yeah. We're quite surprised. We haven't had a ton of bart tenders call, believe it or not. So we both been talking about this. This will be exciting. All right, let's get to another good podcast. For it would be a bar, it would be a bunch of bartenders doing a podcast together. And it would just be called the other side of the bar.

Oh, that's nice. Oh, that would be genius. So, anyways, maybe you'll be a host on it. I'll give you my email. Yeah, do that. Also, business gets done, but at bars through emails. Look at that.

All right. Sorry, I just had to get that out there to make sure that everyone knew that. I'm thinking about new podcasts. That's like a dog pissing on a mailbox. So they know like it's his territory. Yeah, I just had to mark it. Just had to mark it quick.

All right. I'm going. You know, we keep inviting him to go ahead and give it his advice, but we're the ones to keep jumping. Before we go ahead, though, it's the Midwest interruption. I know the Midwest interruption. All right, Carter, what's on your mind? Go ahead. All right. So, well, my buddy just got a new girlfriend. It's been about six months.

So, when was the last time you saw him? Six months. Yeah. I can't just, I think it's about time you have a funeral for your buddy. Oh, yeah, he's gone. Gone to the land. Yeah. But so him and his girlfriend came up and had dinner with me. My fiance and we haven't really met his girlfriend that much. And she got his Christmas gift. What? What?

What? Okay. Wait, wait, wait. I seen like the first time you met her, she got you a Christmas gift. Maybe third. Are you guys like, are you really good friends? Is this your best, best buddy? This is like my lifelong buddy.

Okay, okay. Okay. This is her first relationship, only like his second. Well, I look, I'm thinking, honestly, I'm thinking super nice. I'm, and I'm going to, I'm thinking super nice. I'm gonna hold any negative reservations. Before we do that, though, this is gonna be the big determining question. Is she sucking up or is she a nice person?

We're about to find out. And perhaps a real cow. We haven't been able to get. So have you been able to open up the gifts yet? So yes, he actually got me really cool. Well, hold on, hold on. Let me hold on. How expensive was said gift because that will tell you if she's sucking up or

if she's actually a nice person, how expensive? Probably like 10 bucks. Man, that's a really nice person. Nice person. Now see, if you would have bought one of those, those Yeti bottle openers are 50 bucks, she's sucking up and trying to show off, but or she had a coupon.

Yeah. But if it's just a normal bottle opener, I think she just might be a nice person. All right. Are you gonna let him tell what she got now? Yeah. So it's a bottle opener, but shut up in the bottle. It's a bottle of the bottle cap drop routine that the bottle cap drop And it gets caught by a magnet. Hmm. I've seen those

Although those are awesome. You know what's funny is I have one of those With the someone a fan had sent me in one of those, with the YB logo on it, and the wood on the bottle opener was shaped like the state of Wisconsin. And I live in North Dakota. It was a nice. So I know exactly where time on end, it is a cool gift.

That's a good gift. I like this gal. I like, I think that she seems like a nice gift. I like this gal. I like, I think that she sees it nice. It's nice lady. Yeah. But the problem is, is do we now have to give her a gift? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the downside of, of your buddy dating a gift giver is then you got to add this extra thing to your to-do list, you know? Yeah. And try not to give the gift she gave to you back to her, you know? That's the thing I love the gift. It's been, it's already hung up.

Oh, yeah, I suppose that's true. You really love it. You were already talking about it. Sometimes you can forget who gave you what and then you give something back to and they're like, yeah, this was cool. I got it for you a year ago. I did that to my sister once. Maybe that's just a me issue.

Yeah, I think it might be. Yeah. Oh, it's so okay. Cause the next thing I was gonna think, if you really do like the gift, I would consider really encouraging her to get you a gift next year, cause it sounded like she's a good gift giver.

So otherwise I was gonna say, how tight are you with your body and go, Hey, you know, the gift was great and all, but we're not really going to do this gift thing forever. Are we? You know, maybe tell the old ball and chain to cool it on the gift. Next year is maybe what I would say, depending on how good a buddies you are with this guy, have you thought about that? We've been we've been friends for about 20 years.

And we've never given each other a Christmas year. That's hilarious. Now he's a change man. So, yeah. Now, it's really just out of the blue. So was this gift that she gave you? Was it just from her? Was it from the Bolt of Em?

Yeah, he said he had no idea. So she really is just a genuine girl. But now I'm stuck in this whole annual gift you give it. No, you are not your fiancee. That's you know, you don't gotta do shit. You and your buddy don't gotta do shit. It's just it's now become an exchange between the ball and James. Yeah. Okay, good. That's that's what I needed to hear. I just need to not know. I need to know that I don't have to go somewhere and buy a gift. Yes. Okay, good. That's that's what I needed to hear. I need to not know. I need to know that I don't have to go somewhere. Yes. Wait, what did, well, no, hang on. I'm going to,

I'm going to have to take a different stance here because did she, she also got your gal something, right? Yeah. I don't even know. It was, it was just like this like wrapped up baking baking thing Like it was like a food like a food Some something that something that goes in the kitchen. You don't know nothing about it. So you're saying Yes, exactly Give you extension core. You'll know what that effort is Anything in the kitchen. You don't know shit about that. Well, you know your songs on were good. You know what? I think Miles is advice still stands.

I think you just have to have your fiance get her something, you know, that's equal to gifts, you know, once they have not getting a gift, you know, she can continue to give me a gift, but I'm not getting you one, buddy. And I think you'll understand that. Well. Yeah, he's not even getting the Props to your buddy for being totally honest about it too, and not just you know slapping his name on the card You know, you could have done that What I'm doing with Christmas. I mean, let's all the gifts from both of us.

Yeah, I, you know, when we say in our household, hey, I can't wait to see what I got you. Little bit of the old buy it online and then say, uh, oh, it hasn't come in yet. Yeah. While Charlie was just talking earlier today about how he's given a photo of the gift that he's going to get you.

That you just print off the internet, you know? And the best part is when you don't even buy it and then, you know, you just keep forgetting and then it's my mom. And happened to my mom once. She wanted a paddle boat for Christmas and when we got her, my parents bought their late cabin, all she got was a brochure wanted a paddle boat for Christmas when we got our my parents bought their late cabin all she got was a brochure of a paddle boat and then never ever got the paddle boat

to this day they don't own a paddle boat but she still got a brochure which hey it's basically like an IOU it's just as good as a paddle boat. You don't want to lose that one. Yeah, you don't want to hold onto that one. That's a $250 paddle boat. I want to hold onto that one. Yeah, hey, make it a bit between you and your buddy, give each other IOUs. Yeah.

And then see who has the better IOU, you know? And then just never fulfill it. Yeah, I understand. But then just throw it in like an envelope, you know? So you're actually doing a gift exchange. But then the IOU just keep getting more and more absurd. It'll be up to like a yacht and like a Michael Jordan's mansion.

It'll be like stuff like that by the end of it. I like that. Our gifts will probably go with a mud motor and new shotguns every year probably. There you go. Yeah. Get an IOU for a Mossberg and you're good to go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you got anything else. Well, okay, a bartender. I can forget. Oh, yeah, yeah, we got the whole bartender thing going. So what is your as a bartender? What is your go to line when you're trying to make the customer laugh a little bit? You got to go to line.

Usually makes fun of their drink of choice. Okay, no matter what. Well, it depends. So if usually when a guy comes up and tries to order a light beer, usually goes along the lines of, you sure you want to drink that kind of water? All right. Now I'm thinking you know what I'm going to do.

Should we end the call? No, I'm going. I like it. I'm liking this. Unless they want like Miller light. Fantastic beer. I mean, where's the end button on this? No.

No, I'm loving it. Here, I got a question. I got a question that might be a little less divisive. All right, so your bars crowded, right? Have you ever? Yeah, in the summer, yeah. You, this is my favorite thing to watch when the bars crowded.

You get the peak cock off. You know, you get two guys approaching the bar at the same time, they see each other and they're looking at the bartender. A lot of eyes, they lock eyes. They're like, I'm getting this drink before you. So then just kind of puffs out of those. Puffs up, you know, they're like, they're holding out a card when the card doesn't work,

they bring out the cash, you know. Yeah, and if you hold out anything less than a 20, you know, get it out of my hand, I'll forget about it. So I want to know from your perspective, what should a two peacock and fellas do to get your attention in a way that's respectful and you'll come to them first? So yeah, the whole card in hand and leaning on that bar does not help. Okay. Okay, are we supposed to look sad about that? the whole card in hand and leaning on that bar, does it not help? Okay. Okay. Are we supposed to look sad at the bar?

No, no, no, it's a complete opposite. You stand there, you know, shoulder, you know, high, good posture. Yeah. And you just stand there. You make eye contact with me and you just give me a little nod. You give me that little nod. Boom, I'm right over.

Okay. Okay. So it's a lot like picking up chicks is what you're saying. Stand there. You got to make that contact. I'm not a head nod. The whole thing. So, so you, you just stand there.

Now where should I put my hands? It's like dancing. I don't know what to do with them. Oh, your hands. So if there's no chairs at the bar available, I always like to put like one hand on the chair and it's kind of look Lads of days ago. You're in no rush. You're chilling. Look like you're in no rush. Then you're probably going to get service faster because I'm not getting you know the hand waving with the card and not

the Severe Yes, so you know, you maybe want to stand there. Maybe you maybe just kind of let your arms be a little Lucy Goosey Maybe maybe say something like, God, I could do this all day, something like that to show that. That's true, Lucy Goosey. Okay, then that's hard.

Yeah. Is that I think you're too drunk? Oh, okay, it's smart, actually, yes. So we're gonna go about a one third Lucy Goosey, two thirds non-shelon, is what you're thinking. Yeah, that's a great combo. And then just to reiterate, we make eye contact, but I'm not, you don't want...

It's not like sexy eye, it's not like do me eyes, is it? It's like, hey, just get my attention eyes. Yes, it's a little like quick eye contact, but like don't stare too long into my eyes. Okay. Okay. Do you make eye contact? Don't long into my eyes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Dare or make eye contact. Don't stare into your eyes. Stay on the surface level of the eyes.

Do you want me to keep walking at you though? I'm looking at you. Do you want me to keep looking at you? Like as you go around the bar, act like you know people, you know, like look around, be like, Hey, hey, how's it going to other people? Okay. You just seem a little bit more important.

Okay. What if I do this though? What if there are two bartenders behind the bar? And then I give you eye contact and you go to the other end of the bar. And then I start cheating on you and I give the other person eye contact. Cheating. Okay. In the bartending world.

So that is all depends on whether or not you see the bartender split us living. Oh, I mean, this is turning into a full time job now. This is a lot of work. This might be this might be one of the most important calls we've ever taken here. I know, but here's I'm walking in. So you come into the bar.

First, you got to learn everyone's name along the bar rail because you got to look like you know everyone in your nonchalant. Yeah. You got to be a tiny bit loose. You go see not too loose. You go see otherwise you're going to look like you know everyone in your nonchalant. Yeah, you got to be a tiny bit Lucy Goosey not too Lucy Goosey. Otherwise, you're going to look a little drunk. You got to maintain eye contact without seeming like you're trying to have sex with the bartender, right? Then you have to be checking to see if there's splitting tips or not.

And if they are splitting tips, then it's fine to cheat on the other bartender. If they aren't splitting tips, you better hold strong to that initial eye contact. Am I correct? Is that, did I lay that out correctly? That is perfect. And that's the way to keep a bartender coming to you faster and faster when you need more drinks is to throw down just like, you know, like a 20 to start the night.

That's the start, right? They take that 20. Oh, it's a tip. Great. Awesome. And then every time you get a $20. It's a tip. Great. Awesome. And then every time you get a new drink, it's just a few dollars, you know, two, three bucks. You're good to go for the rest of the night.

I will be there the moment you walk up to that bar. OK, so the first tip is... I do that a lot when I'm on vacation in Mexico, by the way. Give them a 20 right away, and they will be your best friend the rest of the day by the pool. So it's a great tip. So you, OK, the day by the pool. So it's a great tip. So you, okay, so 20 off the top and that's straight tip. That's not just for your drink and the rest that changes tip.

I could be. I mean, it's more than, if I got into like more than 10 bucks on a tip right off the bat, you're just showing that you're here. You're here to make sure that I have a good time. You have a good time and that you're just getting drinks faster. Okay. I'm not a symbol for for you drink every time I walk up. Okay. All right.

I like it because at that initial stage, can you tell if someone's going to tip big or not? Can you tell a guy just by looking at him? No, if he's going to tip big. Um, yeah, usually the more that they say that they're rich, the last week. Someone is that common people just walking and be like, I'm rich. Hey, everyone I'm rich. I'm gonna tip big.

Look at me. It is very common at my work. I work at Geneva National. So Geneva National Country Club in Lake Geneva. I was gonna say like the convention convention with Geneva convention. No late to me but it's where you get a lot of fibs coming up from Illinois. I got you. Yeah.

You're doing a fib land is what you're saying. Yeah, it's in Wisconsin though. It's in Wisconsin, but it's it's a very fancy like a lot of fancy boats and you're working at the country club. Oh man. Country clubs. Yeah.

Whoo. That's something. I worked there once as a like a lot of fancy boats and you're working at the country club. Oh, man, country clubs. Yeah. Whoof. That's something. I worked there once as a caddy and my, oh, my, I was not a good caddy. That surprises. Nobody, but this was this been a lot of great. Before we learn more from you than you learn from us, honestly, how it goes for a lot of you guys see me now. Great advice. Don't worry. What advice did we give them again? I think we said screw gift giving oh yeah this is the same call Charlie's been drinking a little bit

so we had to have a beer here and now you gotta keep a little tippy cow maybe you need to drink more to level you out a little bit yeah maybe um so hey this has been great advice we are going to now Um, so hey, this has been great advice. We are going to now, uh, after this call, we're going to try out the advice on how to get a beer. Charlie's going to go to one end of the bar. I'm going to say it out here. And then, uh, we're going to see you get served first. Yeah.

Really what's going to happen. Yeah. I hope you guys do well. All right. I'm going to, I'm going to wrap up to the call and the yellow and point at Charlie and go, he said that he's rich and he's gonna tip really big She won't come don't worry. Okay. I know that's why my plan is All right, man. Well, thanks for calling in and good luck

You know good luck with all those that the tip business that's you're doing you're doing God's work bringing the the beard of the people and it reminds me, Charlie. Tip your bar tender. Always tip your bar tender. Especially if you're at a country club, you got enough money for the country club. You got enough money for the tips. Oh, yeah, man.

Well, thanks for calling in. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Have a good day. All right. See you now. Charlie, I don't necessarily think the nonchalant thing works that good. I mean, I will, I'm going to try it.

If there was 200 people in this bar right now, the nonchalant would not work. You've gotta be a little assertive, right? It'll get right. That's what I'm, that's what I'm, that's what I'm saying. We have, you know, all the spots are taken up in this bar. Yeah. And so it's like a medium busy bar right now.

Yeah. I think his, on a Monday, yeah, after noon. It should be busy for a minute. God bless you, Minneapolis. I would say that his advice is going to work here right now. Okay. That's the way to do it. But if it's packed, I think to Lucy, Lucy Nanchilanti is going to be. Yeah. I mean, were you a bartender ever in your day? A little bit, a little bit.

I was also a little bit of a bartender. We're like, fair like one winter. Well, one winter. I used also a little bit of a bartender. We're like fair like one winter. Well, one winter. I used to bartend at the Cole Center at Camp Randall or whatever. Yeah. Back when I was in school. So it wasn't like real bartending. It was like we're doing events in their parties or whatever. Yeah. But I do remember, you know, the tip thing is someone once put a 50 in my back pocket and slap me on the ass and said, keep him. I really, that I was, that sounds hot. It was a gal too.

So, yeah. And then you proposed to her a few weeks later? No, no, no, no. No. Oh, I thought that was me. This was like a 60 year old woman. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I don't know if that's, you know, we talked to your proposal earlier. Oh, yeah, we're, we got to cut that out by the way. No, we don't. No, yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that's, you know, we talked to your proposal earlier. Oh, yeah. We're we got to cut that out. No, we don't. No, we don't. Life happens, Charles, you know, life happens. Yeah. Hey, hey, keep them coming, baby. You're supposed to put a 50 in there before you got 50. Actually, I think you owe me a 50 so do I owe you my 50 in my pocket slept man I don't have a 50 I got fine ATM all right well what a way to end this podcast yeah with a little little little booty tap from now I'm asking you know hey little locker room talk a little locker in behavior guys being dudes maybe after this we'll whip some towels at each other. You know, I like my eyes.

Also, what I'm worried about, the old Twig and berries. Yeah. I'm talking to family jewels. Well, this has just been another insanely informative, informative eye opening, culturally relevant podcast about. And I honestly, I think we learned a lot today with just the bar tipping, you know, and we'll say this, we should give it a try. He's a professional. He's been there before.

Let's just give it a shot. Hey, to end this, let's see your, let's see if you can put it into action here. Hold your mic. You stand up and do the, do the technique. Okay. He's got one arm on the bar. He's got, oh no, two hands and pockets. He's eyeballs are up towards the ceiling,

but not on the ceiling, because then it looks like you don't know what's going on. Oh, gave the head nod, she turned around. Didn't work, didn't work. Total fail. Total fail. Hey, we'll work on it. I think it's a, oh, no, she went for the pizza. She's, yeah it. I think it's a...

No, she went for the pizza. Yeah, she's straight up ignoring now at this point. She's ignoring, which is her prerogative. But now I'm like... Oh, no. I'm pizza to serve. We failed. You also got to read the room, I think, on the bar.

She's going to stab us with a pizza cutter here. So That's a great pizza cutter, but Looks like it's got some good weight to it. Yeah, well, are you are you letting that pizza cool right now? Or are you delivering it right now? Oh, you're gonna stare out. That's for her. It's not for you. Yeah, I just I just want to have her verify if she's That's for her, it's not for you. Yeah, I just, I just want to have her verify if she's interested in doing it. The whole thing. Would you be interested in verifying something

at some point on this? Okay, the same thing. Yeah, well, okay. All right, when someone, when you crowd at bar, someone's trying to get your attention, would you prefer someone to just stand here casually, get your eye contact and kind of, not like that. Not like that,, get your eye contact and kind of not like that.

Okay. Bad eye contact. The eyeballs we were trying to avoid. Okay. I got to get the eye contact right. What about one of these is see it way down the bar and it gives you one of those high high eyebrows, right? Okay.

You go low eyebrows and you give them one of these kind of creepy, right? You go like this high eyebrows. Oh, there's that high eyebrows. High brows. All right, we go high eyebrows. High brows. High brows. That's it.

Oh, I get it. All right. Oh, no, I have a creepy look. I have a creepy. You know, if you do high eyebrows multiple times in a row, it's creepy. Just go up and keep them there. Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to an episode.

Yeah, thanks. I'm going to be if you need me, I'll be at Palmer's still practicing how to get a drink. Luckily, we got some time to figure this out. Yeah, we do. So guys, thanks for tuning into another episode. Like we said at the beginning of the podcast, you got to check out. Yeah, you got gotta check out. You gotta check out Paul. It's Brooke, right?

Come check out Brooke over at Paul Merz. Yes. Brooke, how do you prefer to be asked for a drink if the bar is crowded? Health if you have money in your hand when you ask. We were told that was not that easy. How much money? How much money?

Holds of cash. Something that looks more than $ hours and some at least got to have got to have As long as you're out of George Washington you're cool with it. Come see Brooke Okay, come see Brooke and bring your Andrew Jackson's Benjamin Franklin's yes, and then Absolutely, what about a Lincoln? You see a Lincoln? Are you happy? Yeah, I know So put your five so I just Benjamin Franklin our greatest president ever You want if you want to drink here at Palmer's make sure you got Ben our best president ever Benjamin Franklin Ready to go

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