Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata - Nicole Loves The Olsen Twins – LIVE

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

FRIENDS! This week, Nicole and Sasheer celebrate National Best Friends Day LIVE at the Largo. They talk about how there is so much filming in LA, the right way to grocery shop and Nicole shares her unparalleled knowledge and love of the Olsen Twins and the greater Olsen family multi-verse. They take a quiz to find out which pop culture duo are you and your best friend and answer your friendship questions, one involving nipple sucking?! Don’t miss it. This was recorded on June 8th, 2024. Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/emomatcha66/which-pop-culture-duo-are-you-and-your-bestie  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[e-mail] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link https://siriusxm.com/friends and code FRIENDS.

Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Hello, hello. Wow. We did it. We did it. I can't believe. You can't? I can't believe we made it. We did it. We did it. I can't believe. You can't? I can't believe we made it.

We did make it, yeah. We almost were late because I saw a big shell. Yeah, I drove Nicole here and we passed a big shell. And she just goes, well, also, driving with Nicole in the car is hard because she makes a lot of noise and I can't see what she's saying immediately. So she'll be like, the dog. And I'm like, is it in front of the car is hard because she makes a lot of noise and I can't see what she's saying immediately. So she'll be like, the dog! And I'm like, is it in front of the car? She's like, no, it's over there!

And so she goes, big shell! And I was like, what? Big shell! And I'm like, the gas station? And she was like, you have to turn around. I was like, I have to? And so we did a loop around the block to see.

And it was a very big show. It was such a big show. Yeah. And then there was also Big Hearts. Yes. I don't know what this place was. I think a production was happening. Oh, my God.

You're right. We're in L.A. I constantly forget that people are like shooting here I have to like remember I'm in LA yeah we're magic albums Hollywood's here

Hollywood yeah I used to live in Echo Park and yeah yes three people

were like woo mildly excited and I was in that area where there was a bunch of victorian houses in a row and there's always shoots happening there and it's just like well well even here where i live i just look out the door there was a shoot in the coldy and the cul-de-sac and they had like set up lunch and i was, should I go over and like get fed?

But then I was like, wait, no, I can't. But I was like halfway over. And I was like, no, I have to go back inside my house. So I didn't ask for food. But I'm like regretting it. It might have been good. Could have been good. Could have had like tri-tip or something.

And people come in and out of shoots. They don't know if you're not like there you don't know i could have just like worn all black i've been like i'm a grip you know what i mean well they would have known that nope i thought i'm a grip no i think they would have been like yeah i got a rig need things moved need things moved yeah like a c-stand wow how reductive of this profession of Maine. They just move things. Yeah.

No, they do a lot. They do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What did you buy at the grocery store? Oh, I went to the grocery store today.

I said that like really, like I was like, what'd you buy? And what did I buy I don't often grocery shop grocery shop shop for groceries grocery shop grocery shop no shop for groceries shop for groceries I'm going grocery shopping

I don't normally I don't when I went grocery shopping today I don't normally... I don't... When I went grocery shopping today... I don't usually go to the grocery. I think that's it. I don't normally go to the grocery. Me? I don't normally go to the grocery.

Oh, you don't normally acquisition at the grocery jordan just googled ways to say grocery shopping yeah i don't usually make transactions at the at the supermarket yeah we got it yeah um but i was like i'm gonna try to make more stuff at home because i i always order in or i get like like box meals like meal delivery kits but i'm not liking the one that i'm eating so i'm don't say the name of it we might do uh probably well um so i'm in flux i was like i'll just buy groceries and make my food at home. And I guess I need to figure out when produce is new. Because it wasn't today. It didn't look good.

And I was like, I'm going to make zoodles. I'm going to get a zucchini. And they had no zucchinis. And I was like, is that possible? And then I wanted oranges. And they just didn't look good. Where did you go? Do you want to say?

No, because I like this place. Oh, my God. But it's a big old chain. It's not like a... Oh, a big chain. It's a big old chain. Oh. Hmm. I'm like, which chain is it?

All right, you don't want to tell. Fine, fine, fine. Because I feel like we probably have done ads for them. But what if we like bleep it out later it doesn't actually matter okay does it matter to you

I'm gonna think about it for the rest of the show I'm gonna be like is it food for less is it Gelson's is it Avon's or a John's like is it Albertson's I'm gonna is it Sta, is it food for less? Is it Gelson's? Is it a Vaughn's or a John's?

Like, is it Albertson's? I'm going to, is it Staples? They have food there too. No, they don't. They do. No, they don't. They have snacks at Staples. No, they don't.

They sure do. Papers and snacks. They do. That's their tagline? Staples, papers, and snacks? I don't think so. They do. They have smart water and goodies.

I promise. Does it get the cash register? Yes. Yes. I swear they do. Jordan's on the case. Does Staples have food? Yeah.

Snacks, food, and meals. Meals? Meals. Staples has meals? They know you're working. On the go? It is an office supply store. Thank you. You can get frozen?

Yes. They have a frozen food aisle? Yes. I have never seen such a thing. I have. Wow. That's so wild that you didn't know Staples has food. No.

Maybe I should have gone to Staples. Maybe their oranges were more fresh. Probably. Wow. Wait, do you like not go to Staples? I can't. I can't even remember the last time I went to a Staples. I always need to go to a Staples.

Why do you always need to go to Staples? Every couple months. Every couple months? What is happening at Staples? Okay, so I needed stuff to put my files in so I got accordion folders. Okay.

And then I needed paper for my printer so I bought paper and that was like months apart and I always get snacks when I'm there and then I gotta

re-up my purple pens. They're exclusive to Staples. Yeah. I guess I could get them on Amazon but I don't. No, it's good that you're getting them in the store. Yeah, I to a random store today i was at joann fabrics wow what'd you get there dye i'm gonna die i was remembering this purple sewing machine that i didn't buy and i was like well don't say that

you didn't buy it um but yeah i bought purple because I'm going to dye a jumpsuit myself for some reason. Thank you for clapping. I'm also redoing my office and it's going poorly. I have painted so many things that shouldn't be painted. Yeah. But you know, that's if it feels good to you, then I don't know if it does. OK, the website said I needed eight rolls of wallpaper so i bought four and i was like a miracle will happen and then it did it it covered exactly half the wall

i'm doing so poorly how do you tape off those circle ceiling lights it's impossible i mean i don't know cut to me being an idiot like ripping little pieces of the painter's tape and then i just said fuck it and then i took a little brush and i was like going around it it looks bad oh no anyway what'd you buy at the grocery store um oh yeah i guess i just listed listed things i didn't get those things i wanted but i. But I did get kiwi. Ooh! Yeah, I'm liking kiwi. And I got some pasta sauce. Can I tell you a secret about kiwi? I don't really know how

to eat them on my own. Like... Is someone feeding it to you? Is it like an open-up situation? After I said it, I was like, that sounded that sounded so weird well you know how they're like furry or whatever how do you get the fur off do you peel them i just i don't know how to do it jordan's on the case yeah how do you eat a kiwi you scoop it oh

you whoa did everyone know that well goddamn like goddamn. Like, okay, thank you. Someone said no in the back. Like, what are you all taking the same classes where they're like, this is how you eat a kiwi? I'm actually new to kiwis. Oh. And I saw someone cut one in half and take the spoon and just like scoop, like hold it and like scoop it out and eat it. And I was like, I want to do that. And I did it. And I was like i want to do that and i did it

and i was like i love this it's a self-contained food like an avocado yeah i mean i guess i don't eat the avocado out of the shell do you do you yeah oh sometimes i do you put a little salt and pepper on it mash it up up just eat it right thank you you just eat it right out of there nice it's nice nice

well I'm gonna do it with kiwi okay and then I got some fig jam ooh

and some brie whoa and some crackers oh my god make a little snack ooh a little charcuterie yeah

that's nice and then um all of the crackers were like too salty. I tried them today and I was like, it's a little too salty. I'm so sorry that happened to you. Thank you so much. Did you know Ritz crackers aren't great for you?

I would imagine. They seem like they're made of sugar and cardboard. It blew my mind. I read an article that was like, they're not good. And I was like, but they're so of sugar and cardboard it blew my mind yeah I like read an article that was like they're not good and I was like but they're so buttery and it's like therein lies the problem yeah um what did the article say how are they how are they not they have like hydro hydronic hydraulics and uh like like some sort of oils, like hydro, hydro. My God.

Hyaluronic acid. Oh, OK. Yeah. Hy, hydro generated oils. Oh, trans fat. Oh, my God. A single serving is 80 calories. What is a serving, though?

I think like four fucking crackers. Yeah. Like you don't get a lot in a serving. No? I think like four fucking crackers. Yeah. Like you don't get a lot in a serving. No. No. My God. I should go to the supermarket. I ate old chicken today.

My tummy is a mess right now. I'm so sorry. It was a week old. Yeah. You were like, oh, did you store it in a better container? You know I didn't. You know I put that container right in the microwave. It shriveled right up.

I'm like now understanding that I'm like eating melted plastic. Like. Yeah. I mean, it tasted good going down, but almost immediately I was like, I'm gonna blow my house down with shit. I'm so sorry. It's okay. It's not your fault. No, I didn't do it.

No, but you should have told me not to keep it as leftovers. You should have been like, Nicole, throw that away because I ordered it with you. Yeah. And you should have been like, don't put that in the refrigerator. You know you're not going to eat that until it's bad and rancid. You, this is your fault. You're right. But you don't even like leftovers.

I hate them. So I'm surprised you even like, looked in your fridge and were like, that's an option for me. Well, it was too late to like, order something. Do you know what I mean? Like, I didn't know if it would get there in time for your arrival because you picked me up. So I was like, I want to order something

and then like leave it outside for an animal. You know, sometimes animals will eat things off your porch. Anyway, yeah, I just, I didn't have the time. So I ate it. Yeah, it's okay. Tell that to my stomach. I have a pocket full of tums i know she was pouring tums in her pocket before we walked out here

and she had like white powder all over her hands i was like it looks like you did drugs recently like poorly actually yeah instead of snorting it i was like it gets in through your hands just rubbing on your face. Oh my God. Should we do a quiz or something? Or do you have something you want to tell me? I don't think I have anything to tell you. Are you sure?

No, you know everything. Okay, can I tell you something? Yes. So on Thursday, I was out with somebody, and I asked them like eight times what the day was, and they kept saying Thursday. And then finally I was like, oh, my God, that means tomorrow is Friday. And that means I could get lasagna at Little Dom's.

So I went to Little Dom's. Yes, the lasagna is so good. I went. The reservation was at 830. I was only 10 minutes late, which is great for me. Sit down, and I go, I'll have the lasagna and she goes we're all out oh no i was so sad i'm so sorry i almost started crying and then i was like i'm an adult in public like i can't just start weeping yeah but i'm like really upset about it. What did you have instead?

Pasta and it was fine. And I had the rice balls. They're delicious. I had an arugula salad. That's great. Yeah. And then I met a man who was wearing these same shoes as me, these checkerboard vans. And he was holding a dog with a ponytail.

And he came over and he's like, same shoes. And I was like, no. Well, that's fine. I was like, yay. And that was a nice pick me up. But I'm still pretty bummed about the lasagna. Yeah, I would be too. I'm sorry. It's okay.

All right. Now should we take it, please? No, I want to talk to you about my sock journey. Yes, yes, please. So I finally figured out socks. So, okay, someone said what? I get it. I talk like everyone's in my brain.

So, okay, I've told you that I don't like my ankles covered. Right. Because I feel confined, restricted, bound. Yes. But I found these socks on Amazon. They're really stretchy. And they cover my ankles and I get a pop of fun. So I'm in my fun sock color era. I'm so glad.

Thank you. I know this is like three people clapped and Thank you. Thank you. And they match which is like really rare for you. is another thing so sheer yeah i am now matching my socks wow i take the time now when i do my laundry to pick the ones that

match and then fold them together so they don't get lost yeah this is a whole new era for me well because you used to mismatch your socks because you thought something bad was going to happen if they match listen i'm I'm neuro spicy. So yeah. That was my thought. But you move past it. Or you don't think that that's the case all the time. Listen, I put on the matching socks and I go, if it's God's will, it's God's will. All right.

I'm fashion. As she says with lavender socks, I'm fashion. You are fashion. Yes. Now we can take a quizzy poo. Okay. Ooh. Which pop culture duo are you and your best friend?

Let's just do that one. Oh, okay. I like that. This says design at house. Oh, yeah. We're going to do the... I think it's a wrong link. Which pop culture?

Oh, it is. Oh, no. We'll never know which pop culture duo we are. Oh, no. Oh, my God. This is... We found it. We found are. Oh no. Oh my god. We found it. Oh thank god. Thank god. That was

close. Oh my god. What would we have done? Left? Should we just leave? We have to leave. Get out of here. Get out of here. Okay. How would you describe your friendship?

We're always up for a new adventure. We love to joke around and make each other laugh. We're always exploring new ideas and trying new things together. What the fuck does that mean? We're always exploring. I have an idea. Well, that actually tracks for you. Oh, no.

You always have new ideas oh we balance each other out and support each other through everything we're always in sync and can finish each other's sentences we're a dynamic duo who always makes a great team. Interesting. Kind of all of these. Yeah. We balance each other out and support each other through everything. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.

I'm going to say we love to joke around and make each other laugh. Yeah. That was going to be my other one if I didn't pick the one I put. I don't, I mean, I don't always have new ideas. Like, what? Yeah. You're like, I saw this restaurant online that has big forks. Let's go see that.

And we still haven't been. It's called Bart and G the Restaurant. Let's go. And they give you popcorn shrimp in a popcorn machine. Oh, interesting. Guys, it's crazy. They give you little toaster strudel thingies in a toaster. That's fun.

And they got a big fork. Wow. Then we'll go. What's your favorite way to spend time together? Traveling to new places and trying new things. Having deep conversations and bonding over shared experiences. That's insane. Come over.

Let's talk about our bond. Making each other laugh and having a good time. Collaborating on creative projects and coming up with new ideas. What, is this sponsored by Big Ideas? Like, what the fuck? They're trying to steal our ideas. You guys come up with new ideas all the time, right? Tell us who you are.

Working together on a shared goal or project. Learning new things and challenging each other's perspectives. What does that mean? Like, in a debate? Yeah. I think so, yeah. I don't think I challenge your perspectives on anything

i mean probably no i really don't well you know what i personally if i was by myself in the car earlier i would not have stopped to see a big shell but because you got so much joy from it we went around and we saw it. And it makes me think, you know what? I can slow down a little bit and take time to look at big shells. Wow, I can't believe I'm teaching you to slow down. Yeah.

I'm like, Sonic, I go. Oh my God. I'm so sad that the Sonic Speed Cafe in Chino Hills is closed. It was truly like going to a restaurant in a sunglass hut. It was so small.

And I was so happy to be there. Okay. I'm gonna say making each other laugh and having a good time that's like the first answer okay I'll pick a different one no you pick

no I've been challenged I'm gonna say learning new things and challenging each other's perspectives okay I'm gonna say traveling to new places and trying new things

okay what is your go-to activity when hanging out Okay, I'm going to say traveling to new places and trying new things. Okay, what is your go-to activity when hanging out? Playing video games or doing something competitive. Yeah, like a squat competition. Watching a movie or a TV show and then discussing it. Discussing it. That's so funny. Making jokes and having fun.

That's always an option. Singing or dancing to your favorite songs. Solving puzzles or engaging in intellectual discussions. I would walk into traffic. You were like, let's solve a puzzle and talk about Einstein. Going to an outdoor adventure. Whoa, like camping? Or like Six Flags? Are those the only options?

Camping or Six Flags? Those are the only two things I know about the outdoors. There's also hiking, going to a park. Hiking goes with camping. Going to a park, that's Six Flags. That is a park, yes. What about a beach? That's camping too.

I guess you're like... Yeah, you're under an umbrella. You're living there for a little bit. All right, sure. Challenge that perspective. That's a challenging perspective indeed. What do we do? I guess we watch movies and... Yeah, we do. Yeah, watch movies and yeah we do watch yeah watch movies and tv yeah I guess we yeah

we discuss it um let's see we don't play video games I'm gonna say making jokes we are always doing that we we tee hee hee ha ha ha. It's a nice time. Yeah. What's your friendship pet peeve? Wow. Wow. Okay. When one person always takes the lead and makes decisions without considering the other. When one person is overly critical or judgmental of the other. When one person is always late or flakes out on plans.

When one person dominates the conversation and doesn't let the other person speak when one person doesn't contribute equally to a shared task or project when one person is resistant to trying new things or stepping out of the cup or so Pick up a soap. I don't ever feel like you're like judgmental. You don't really flake. I'm always late. We're late. I don't know if it has to be about us.

It could just be like in general. In general. Friendship page. This happens all the time. I think these quizzes are about us and only us. And you're like, no, Nicole, we have other friends. Okay. Huh. I'm not doing projects with my friends.

You're doing so many with me. Oh. This is a project. This is one of our projects or is it camping um uh you know it used to really bother me when somebody would like dominate the conversation but the older i get i go i can rest you take it from here um okay i'm gonna say when when one person is resistant to trying new things or stepping out of their comfort zone okay nice i'm surprised one isn't in here that's like when one doesn't want to have fun and make jokes i'm surprised too. Yeah. Overly critical or judgmental.

Oh. Yeah. It's not a good vibe. No. Not even necessarily they're overly critical of me, but they're just like shit talking to everybody or like hating on everything. I'm just like, I don't want to be around this energy.

Yeah, I get that. But also on the flip side, I love hating on everything and I love talking shit about people. Yeah. But it has to be the right shit to hate on. Yeah. And the right people to talk about. Otherwise,

like the vibes are gone and I'm like, yeah, it just can't be all the time. There's people who are like that regardless. Like, it doesn't matter who they're around, what they're doing. Everything sucks.

And I'm like, I don't want this. They're just like Eeyore gremlin fucking haters. Yeah. No, thanks. What's your shared taste in genres? Classic video games or action movies. Those are two very different things.

Sitcoms or romantic comedies. That's also pretty different. Yeah. Animated shows or comedies. Music or musicals. What? Wait, what is the question again? What are your shared tastes and genres?

Music or musicals? Okay. Science fiction or fantasy? I feel like those are hand in hand. Dramas or supernatural shows? All right, BuzzFeed's having a problem. I, what? An AI created this.

Our shared genres. I guess animated shows or comedies. I think those are the ones I'm watching with my friends the most. I think so too. Okay. I, am I gonna say the same thing?

What else is there? Yeah. Music or musicals. Science fiction or fantasy. I feel like all my friends love musicals and I don't know anything about musicals. You got my Andrew Lloyd Webber joke even though I called him Andrew Lord Webber.

I did understand it. Yeah, I know. I know some. You're there. You're hip showing. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know some names. You're hip to it. Okay, yeah. Yeah. All right, yeah. I know musicals.

Yeah. Do you know anything from The Phantom of the Opera? I am the Phantom of the Opera. Yeah, kind of. Kind of. It's, He's here,

the Phantom of the Opera. I love Phantom of the Opera. I love Phantom of the Opera. There's a big old chandelier. I'm going to say, yeah, maybe I'll say music or musicals. Yes. We saw Hamilton together. We did. Yeah.

I forgot. I was like, that wasn't with you yeah your face was blank and I was like alright I guess that was a really informative moment for me no I loved it

and I was like yes Hamilton and I was like but you weren't there you were definitely there I was there you were definitely there we went backstage together

I know and then I watched the movie version of it at your house to me hamilton is our show that's so funny i forgot that we watched it at my house in like stadium seating there's like like people sitting lower than it just went higher. Yeah. Oh my God.

We're SpongeBob? This is Nicole. I'm, I got, what's happening? I got SpongeBob and Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants. You and your best friend have a playful and fun loving friendship. You both love to joke around and make each other laugh. And you always have a good time no matter what you're doing. You have a childlike sense of wonder. And you're always looking for new

adventures and experiences to share together so am i patrick or spongebob it doesn't say i think i'm patrick i like that me too all right so sheer just culture duo are you and your best friend? So I am Patrick. And I am Spongebob. Joey and Chandler. I like that. Okay. You and your best friend balance each other out,

providing unwavering support for each other through thick and thin. You have deep understanding of one another, and your friendship is based on a strong foundation of shared experiences, memories, trust, and mutual respect. You love to have fun and make each other laugh. We love to have fun and make each other laugh. Who am I? I'm not super familiar with friends i would say you're joey i'm chandler okay yeah it sounds insane like i didn't watch friends growing up

yeah for i know i'm not super familiar with friends and we had a whole photo shoot based on the Friends intro. That is really funny. The minute I was like, I'm not super familiar with Friends, that popped up and I was like, bitch, what? They just told me to hold an umbrella. I didn't know what it was for.

I've only seen the 100th episode for the bit that I was like, wouldn't it be funny if we became a Friends recap podcast? Yeah, we have a Friends recap episode. Just one episode where on our 100th episode, we recapped the 100th episode of Friends

as if we had been doing it the whole time and never, and didn't even say it was a bit. No, and people were really confused in the comments. They were like, when did this become

a Friends recap podcast? Why is this become a Friends Recap Podcast? Why is this now a Friends Recap Podcast? And I think this is the first time we've mentioned that it was a bit. Yeah, I don't think we ever addressed it. I think we're like a hundred episodes later. Yeah. Well, it was a bit if you ever heard that episode. How fun.

How fun. There's other friends well yes rachel monica phoebe ross joey chandler oh wow and you know them all they're my friends you grew up watching friends right i did i don't think i watched it like religiously but it was on a lot in my house. Yeah. I liked Full House. I liked Full House too. I was a TGIF kid. Yeah. Right.

TGIF. Family Matters. Step by step. God, I love Family Matters. Yeah. I loved Carl Winslow. He was so great. Yeah.

The show was supposed to be his character. Like it was supposed to be. Yes. He's supposed to be the main character. No, no, no. Harriet was the main character because she's a spinoff from Perfect Strangers.

She was the elevator operator. Isn't it wild what I know and then don't know? Yeah, it was about Harriet and her family and then Urkel was recurring and then they loved him so much and the audience loved him so much

that he became like a series regular and like the main focus of the show. Which also like how crazy that Harriet was supposed to be the lead and then she straight up got replaced they said bye bitch yeah that sucks it does suck but i think it was her own volition because it moved networks again

why do i know so much about family yeah it moved from abc to cbs in its last season and i believe that she didn't want to reprise the role because I don't know if it was like a pay cut or something or if it was like an option for her to get out of her contract. But yeah, I think it was her choice. Wow. We should have said sitcoms and comedies as our shared genres.

But only I know about it. Well, now I do. And now we've shared. Did I ever tell you when I was younger? Okay, so my middle name is Michelle. And I used to go, I'm Nicole Michelle from Full House. And a lot of adults would go, okay. That's really cute, though.

But also psychotic. That was a little white girl, and that's not me. No, but you like them. I did. I love the you like them. I did. I love the Olsen twins. I still do. Yeah. Oh God, they're just like little trolls and I love it.

And I mean that with like the utmost respect. They know. They know what they look like. They know. Their clothes too big. And I'm here for it and I love it. They always have like the biggest Birkin bags and like you could fold up in it. Like, I love it.

There's like, there's a meme that's like, one of them looks like they know when you die and the other knows how you die. Yeah, I fucking love them. I think they're so pretty and I think they're so wonderful. And I'm so sad that they retired from acting. Um,

double, wait, yeah, no, to grandmother's house. We go is iconic. Um, a New York minute,

their final movie released in theaters. Also their final movie or no, Mary Kate was in beastly, but that's awesome. It's a good time. Yeah. Again, why do I know so much?

I mean, they were like, they took over for a while. They really did. They had dual star entertainment. That's their production company? That was the production company that produced the mystery. What did they produce?

The Adventures of Mary Kay and Ashley, where they played detectives. And they were super duper snoopers. First class private eyes, they'll solve your crime by dinner time. Wow. And that's where we're introduced to Elizabeth. Oh, yes. The beginning of her journey.

She plays their younger sister because she is their younger sister. Wow. I think they were the youngest CEOs of like an entertainment production company. I couldn't imagine one younger. Yeah. I don't imagine one younger. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know who ran it though. I believe it was a man named Robert. Can you Google that? You believe? If I get this right, I don't know what I'll do. I'll pass right away. Was it not their family member? It was not their parents?

I don't think so. I think it was a man named Robert. Okay. I know an adult ran it. Well, yeah. Okay. Let's see. It doesn't say which adult.

Yeah, this is Founders Mary Kate. Maybe if you Google what adult ran Dual Star Entertainment. Oh, I think you need to say... What adult? I think you have to say dual star. Like, who ran dual star entertainment? I think dual star is one word. Jordan's doing her best.

She really is. Okay. Okay. Can you scroll down? The owner. Why won't it tell me? Maybe they don't want people to know. Maybe they really want people to believe that the Olsen twins.

But they didn't. They had an adult they had to have an adult they were kids uh okay maybe if you say did robert run to a dual store did robert i think his name is robert but this paragraph saying something about robert thor But this paragraph's saying something about Robert Thorne. Wow. Wow. That's what I had to Google.

I had to Google, did Robert run the whole store? Wow. That's wild that I knew that. Why do you know that? I have no idea. But I also wore Mary Kay andkate and ashley olsen perfume until walmart stopped producing it wow and then i would find it on ebay until i couldn't find it on ebay anymore i love the olsen twins i have an olsen twin book at my house like just a photo book where they're just in pictures it's an expensive tash. I paid good money for it.

Is it like throughout the years or are they all kids? No, they're just adults. Oh, they're adults. I don't look at pictures of children like that. No, full grown Olsen twins. Oh yeah, because that's not weird. Have you ever heard the song brother for sale it is such a bop only because you sing it every six months brother for sale

hmm do they have a brother yeah oh we think this world is what's his name that i actually don't know i'm pretty yeah i think there's four of them who picks on us all the time their brother put a crab in their cereal i think that's a spider a spider's even worse and i love the spoken word at the beginning. Like, what an intro. Only 50 cents? Only 50 cents. She's doing a terrible job of hammering.

There's no nail in that. Buy or rent? Yeah, they're trying to get rid of him. You can't buy him. You could buy or rent. Buy or rent? Yeah, they're trying to get rid of him. Wow. And it goes down as the song goes on. They're really trying to get rid of this person. Oh, no. All the pizzas fell.

I would be so mad. This is an unhinged video. Yeah. Are people considering buying the brother? I think so. They're having a whole party. Where are these The milkman

said when we get that one. What? That's wild. Oh my god. There's clowns. See? Now it's 25 cents.

I told you it goes down. I think by the end they're like giving their brother away. And they're like well like truly we'll pay you to take him. Where did they get this inflatable panda from? Listen they're trying to like truly we'll pay you to take him where did they get

this inflatable panda from listen they're trying to get rid of this brother brother wow they they could afford

a plane to have a son and they're in it they're flying the plane they're talented wow look at them

this one's mad she's so mad she hates being in this plane she's like somebody please buy my brother yes where are the parents during all not home they do sound so cute. Ten cents! Oh my God. Oh my God. So many adults are involved in the sale of this child. Are any of them getting paid or they just also want the brother to be sold? They all want this brother gone.

This poor kid. He's like, the neighborhood's against me? Yeah, imagine waking up to that. Wow. I guess everyone wants me be in these thoughts. Wait, Jordan, can you Google who their brother is? Who's the Olsen? Who's the brother Olsen?

The brother Olsen? Because I'm pretty sure they're, yeah, I think they're. Oh, there's Trent Olsen and Jake Olsen. Oh, I missed one. And Courtney Taylor Olsen. Wait, how many Olsens are there? Wait, who's Courtney Taylorsen and Jake Olsen. Oh, I missed one. And Courtney Taylor Olsen. Wait, how many Olsens are there? Wait, who's Courtney Taylor? I've missed so many.

I don't know. It's Courtney Taylor. What? She looks like she does TikTok stuff. So there's six of them? Taylor. Three, four, five, six. Yeah, six.

Wow. I can't believe I missed two. This is, this is, oh my God. Wait, how old's Trent? 40. Wow, I can't believe I missed two. This is, oh my God. Wait, how old's Trent? 40? I can get in the Olsen clan? Wait a minute.

Wait, he's, what? Wait, how, what? I think Trent's 20. Wait, Trent is 40. Trent's 40. Okay. Trent is 40. Trent's 40. Okay. He took some bitch to Paris. I'm so sorry.

Okay, what's up with Jake? What's up with Jake? Oh, he's 26. He's a little young. He's a little young. But let's see if he's taking bitches to Paris. No, he's too much fun. Always making jokes and having fun. We love that.

Too young. What is it? Is this Paige? Oh, I think he just... I don't know. Yeah. I think he's the second one. With the 13 know. Yeah. I think he's the second one. With the 13K.

Yeah. Not for me. Graduation ropes? No. I need you far away from your education. Far away? Yeah, like older, you know. Oh, sure.

So was Trent the one they were trying to sell i think so yeah because he's uh yeah he's older than them because i think the olsen twins are a year younger than me um i believe their birthday is in june wow their birthday is june 13th great i won't remember lines I won't remember lines. I won't remember what a director tells me, but I'm like, I know Robert Rand, dual star.

Robert Thorne. Wow, that's quite impressive. Thank you. Isn't there anybody you like like that? Not a soul. I can't. Really?

No, I don't. I think I just like people's work and I'm like, wow, that was nice. And you leave it at that. Yeah. I don't know if I'm like. It's pretty healthy. I just want to meet them and just be like, hello. I'm sure you can.

Have you never tried? I'm sure you could. That thought has never crossed my mind, that I could meet the Olsen twins. Yeah. Are you going to cry? What do you think that exchange will be like? That thought really overwhelmed me.

I don't know. I don't know if I'd be cool enough. I think you're cool enough, yeah. I don't know, and I wouldn't want to bring up their past work because I really feel like they've been trying to get away from it with The Row and then Elizabeth and James, which was their diffusion line that then went to Kohl's, but I don't think it's a part

of the row anymore. I'm truly like, I am beyond myself at the just thought that I could possibly meet them. Oh my God, what would I say? Hi! That's a great start. That's a great start. Oh my God. What would I say? Hi. That's a great start.

That's a great start. Oh my God. I know Ashley has a child, so I can be like, is it good? You like it? Is the child good? Yeah, you like it?

I'm sure people have babies and they're like, ew. Do you know what I mean? Oh, for sure. Yeah. That's why I can't have one. Yeah. Should we answer some questions yes okay cool unless there's something you want to tell me nope really you

can't think of one person that you love love love that you'd be like oh my god i would cry um like dualipa like Dua Lipa. I have no idea why she was in my brain. No, not Dua Lipa. Wait, have you watched Salt Burn yet? Oh no, I still haven't. I've been watching X-Men. X-Men 98, the animated one? 97, I finished that one

and now I'm starting the old one from the beginning. Damn, it's so good. Okay. i really need you to watch i'll watch salt burn because there's a scene that everyone talks about where he's slurping the bath water yeah but there's another scene that i was like nobody said anything about this and then i read it was improvised i was like this berry man's sick as hell okay i'll watch it worried for sabrina carpenter worried yeah okay now we can take questions okay can you like watch it tonight or something i'll watch it tonight yeah really probably not'll watch it tonight, yeah. Really?

Probably not. I'll probably go to sleep. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, so we're going to answer questions that people have called in or emailed. But we also want to take your questions too. So mull it over.

Think about any friendship questions you have. That's a large umbrella. Anything that is related to friendship. We are not experts. We're just people who have been friends for a very long time. But we'll try our best to give advice or make you feel better better about whatever okay you want to make it like feel better or whatever whatever okay let's hop into the question submit it to us this one might be fun all i know is that i read the last paragraph and i was like what is happening oh well hold on let me scroll to the last paragraph yeah the last one is threatened

we'll try this one we can try it oh my god okay okay i have a question regarding my best friend let's call him eric around summer 2022 he started dating a complete introvert with social anxiety our Our friend group tried to get to know him, but every time he'd be out, he would sit awkwardly next to Eric and pull his attention away from the group by putting his phone in Eric's face or sending texts to Eric instead of engaging. Over the last decade, Eric stopped hanging out with us like he used to and eventually would stop texting me. We never had a problem talking or texting each other until his

new boo arrived. Last summer, 2023, I told him I missed his friendship and that he's missing out on a lot of life events in our friend group. He was upset and said he'd try to be more social with us. Over the last few months, every event we do or hold or invite him to, he wouldn't come. Recently, we saw each other at a bar from across the patio, made eye contact with each other while talking to other people. Before I could talk to him, his boo stood in between us with his back to me. Suddenly, they had left the bar

before I could even say hi. We used to be super close, matching tattoos, friend dates. He'd suck... This is the part where I was like, what's happening? He'd suck on my nipples and make out with me

and have cooking friend dates together. Is our friendship over? Or do you think his new boo knows how close we are and feels threatened? Is this a real question? Because you just answered your own question. Why doesn't my friend...

We just sucked in each other's nipples. Like friends do. And we just cook each other romantic dinners like friends do just cook each other romantic dinners like friends do it's so weird that maybe his partner doesn't want to that's so funny yeah this partner knows y'all hooked up

and doesn't like it and is like why is this thirsty bitch coming after my man oh my god that's so funny. Wow. I used to suck on my nipples. Wow. That's really funny.

I don't have any friends like that. No, because that's, I don't, I don't, nope, I don't either. Oh my God, in my early 20 20s I used to be that friend I you would be the nickel nipple side I would get so shit face at this bar called Barracuda in Chelsea in New York and I would get so hammered I'd be like give me a nipple and then like I would like be in the back sucking on sweaty nipples. And it was, I mean, it was, everyone was good with it. Everyone was like, yeah, Nicole will do that for you.

Oh my God. Wow. Wow. I didn't know this about you. You didn't know I was a nipple sucker? A nipple sucker. I had no idea. Yeah.

It was sucking nipples of men who didn't want me it's a gay club yeah they'd be like what a quirky girl oh that's cute bye i think barracuda closed which is a shame. Oh, that's sad. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so what was the question? Does the partner feel threatened? Yeah. Probably. And I think so.

Yeah. Yeah. But also, I think you can talk to your friend and be like, hey, I don't want to hook up. I'm just like looking to hang out. I don't know. Make that clear. Yeah. What kind of text are you sending? Like, miss those nips

miss our friend nips I mean friendship sitting voice notes are just remember this oh man that does suck though oh Oh, man. That does suck, though.

We didn't solve anything. We didn't even give any advice at all. You're right. No, I'm just going to say that does... I think I said that sucks, but it literally sucks. Because you... I got it late

I guess you would want some sort of maybe you can be like hey I really do miss you can just the two of us get coffee or something and maybe just leave it at that and then hopefully in person

you can actually have a real conversation like hey I just I'm like a little confused because I really feel like you're withdrawing i don't know if something happened or what but like we all miss you and i personally miss you and you know if there's something that we need to like close up or like discuss close up What's the act of like get closure? Closure. Getting closure. Getting closure.

I don't know. Closed up sounds wild. Sounds like it's like a butthole. It's like. Closed. Closed up at the grocery store. Should we also ask them if every friendship they have is like sucking nipples and making out yeah i mean probably yeah is this a special thing between you two or like

or is it like oh that person's not special i do that with all my friends yeah i think they probably do with all their friends i have a friend i won't say his name. But he fucks all of his friends. Oh, interesting. It's a fun time. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I do have other friends who have slept with friends.

And it's just like, that's just what that was. Yeah, she's still a thing. Yeah. She's still a thing. She's still a real thing. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe, yeah, I would ask to meet up, try to have a conversation, and like let them talk.

Because also, we don't even know if it's this. It could be something else completely different. Maybe they're just like, I don't want to have my nipples sucked anymore. Every time I hang out with you guys, y'all are always trying to suck my nipples. I just want to hang out. Well, that person's sick as hell. Who doesn't want their nipples sucked? It's fun.

It is fun. But I personally don't want my friends to do it for me. That's what I was going to get you for Christmas. A nipple sucking? My mouth on your nipples. would never you're right i would never i it would scare me scare what do you mean scare it'd just be so scary i wouldn't know what to do if you're like my friend why i don't know And your boobs are big.

Like them swinging at me. Here they come. I think it would just be too overwhelming. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank goodness we're not going to do that. I got it for Christmas. What do you mean you got it for Christmas?

Like you booked yourself to do that? Yup. I booked myself. It's in my calendar. When it's in the GCAL, I got to do it. I see. All right.

Should we take questions from the audience? Yes. If anyone has any questions, we have a microphone over here. You can just make yourself, make yourself? Yeah, you can make yourself. Make yourself go over there. Use them legs um yeah solved solved okay hello hi okay uh first of all i shaved my head like a year ago

and seeing you with your shaved head makes me want to shave mine again so bad I'm growing wait is this your hair oh no no no no no it did not grow oh I was like damn that's a year it's like past your shoulders no I'm growing I've been growing mine for two years no I keep shaving it yeah I just wanted to say that but I had a question so a lot of times when like you guys are talking on the podcast like Nicole will compliment what you're wearing and I feel like frequently you say it's farm Rio yeah and like I dress like pretty like I like a good like muted solid color but when I see farm Rio in stores like I'm like it looks so pretty and I try it on and I'm like this isn't giving what I thought it was gonna give so my question to y'all is is there anything you've seen from a friend or otherwise where you're like you consciously are like I like that like I'm gonna try it and then you try it and you're like

this is not giving what i thought i was gonna give at all oh all the time i mean you were so many outfits where i'm like that is so fun but i really i don't think i have the confidence to do that oh thank you i once put on this like jumpsuit and the person i was dating at the time I rounded the corner and they screamed. And then I went, you don't like it? And he was like, nothing could have prepared me for what you were wearing. And that's like when I wore those purple sunglasses and you and Mateo also were like, oh.

We were stunned to silence. Because they were like purple and translucent and like there was no frame it was just like like floating and rhinestones we were just like oh it was so because there was a little wind up too she was like okay i'm gonna i'm gonna do a reveal and she like turned around put the sunglasses on and turned back around and we were like, oh, oh, yeah. You know, and they challenged me.

They truly challenged my perspective. Yeah, I still have them, still wear them. Love them. They're missing rhinestones. I feel like when you wear like browns, I'm like, whoa, I wish I could too. And I guess I could wear like browns but i don't yeah browns like shades of brown yeah tan taupe burnt sienna um yeah it's not you like bright colors. Yeah, but I wish I could pull off browns.

Yeah. Did I ever tell you that I read that men were attracted to the color red? So I bought a red knit sweater with dogs on it. No, you didn't tell me that. And I wore it and Tess was like, you think this is going to attract men? And I was like, oh no, I did bad. He's like, you got one component right. But then there's dogs on it.

Yeah. And the dogs have bows. Like bows that stick out from the sweater? Yeah. Yeah. It's a 3D sweater. Oh, well, it sounds really cute. Yeah. It's a 3D sweater. Oh, well, it sounds really cute.

Boy, it's tough. It's like really tough to take in information and then like execute a choice. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh my God.

What was the question? Like, I guess. Oh yeah. Do you see something on a friend that you admire? Yeah. Yeah, I'm brown. Yeah. And like I'm brown. Yeah.

And, like, titty stuff. When, like, friends have titties out, I'm like, whoa. Mine are just so small, it feels pointless. And I don't mean that, like, in a negative way. I'm just like, I don't think anyone's like, you va-va-boom. Va-va-boom. Solved. Solved.

Solved. Wait, did you answer it? Yeah. Oh. Hi. Hi. Okay, so hoping for a little advice. I have a friend who, she's been married for about six years.

They're in a closed relationship. Over the past, like, year or so, she has been getting itches to start going outside of that and has been doing so through some chat rooms from a video game that she's been really into, has been talking to this one guy,

was making plans to go and see him and visit. He lived in the UK, ended up going to prison. It's a long story. But she. What? I'm sorry, you can't skip over that.

Yeah. What are you like not clean a chimney? Because he's in the UK? Why my chimney sweeper? Why? She never gave, like, the deets, but my partner and I looked up some of the issues, and I think it was, like, public indecency kind of things.

He didn't clean the chimney. He did not clean the chimney. That is not decent at all. Oh, you taking one of your tubs? Time for a tubs? But she has now, she's now switched to continental and now has a Canadian man who is coming down to the area and has asked me to like come and meet this guy. But I'm like, I feel like I'm supposed to be on your side and like what you say is like going to make you happy, sure. But like I also know that her husband's not on board with what's going on.

He knows what's happening. He like does, but he's kind of like wimpy. And so like, doesn't really say what he's like feeling about it. So I'm just trying to figure out the best way to tell her. No, I don't want to like be a part of this situation here. What are the dates that it's happening?

Do you want to show up? You're like, I'll go. You don't have you're like I'll go you don't have to go I'll go alright I got this Canada got it no I mean be busy

I don't know why I need the dates you don't need that. But yeah, just be busy. You don't have time. Oh my God, everything is crumbling around. You don't have time.

You can't go to Canada. You have so much to do. Oh my God, you just can't, you can't, right now, it's just overwhelming. You can't go.

Well, the Canadians coming here. Oh no. I can't get out of work i don't know i think be busy like if you're if the if you feel funky about it i don't think you're i don't think you have to do it like you don't have to meet this canadian canadian i think um i think i think being busy is a little tricky because this

but what are the dates? because there's always going to be another time like even if it's not this Canadian person if they start dating somebody else you know the question is going to keep coming up I can't believe my job is like this they just won't let me out.

Even at 11pm. It's so crazy. I don't know. I think you can be busy. What? I think you can just be honest. And be like, I support this journey. I want to hear about it. I think it's like so cool

that you're being brave and meeting these people. Um, but I don't need to be a part of the beginnings of this journey. Like if it's someone serious that they've been dating for, I don't know, months or something. And they're like, meet my other boyfriend or whatever cool but I I wouldn't want I I wouldn't want any of my friends to ask me to come on their first date even if they were single like even like whether they're like in an open relationship or single or whatever I'd be like you know you can figure out share your location if you're feeling unsafe but like if it's just like you just want like another body there i don't need to be there for this you this is your journey i support it go forth have fun be safe

tell me about it but yeah i don't need to be there and i think it's okay to say that and hopefully your friend will be cool with that because they have to be friend will be cool with that because they have to be or you almost made it to the goal you're not there yet you gotta stay in the office you're busy for the week do i understand fundraising we haven't gotten enough funds yet. We're almost there. We need six more callers to call in. Is there one of those things in your office where it's like,

it's like red and then when you- That's like a thermometer? And then it's like more money. Not my- It's like a thermometer? Yeah. And then it's like more money. Not my current office, but I've had those. Oh. So you do know about fundraising. I do know about fundraising. Wow.

Okay, thank you. Hello. So how do you navigate, speaking of trying to say you're busy, navigate a friend that you want to put in a different kind of friendship because they're great, but you're just different.

You don't want to hang out with them. What kind of different? What do they do? They're just exhausting to be around sometimes. And like, I like him. We're friends. What does he do specifically? He just tells me the same story that he's told me already.

Or like things like the same conversations. We have the same conversations. I'm running out of runway with that. He's more of like, I want to hang out with you maybe once every three months. But he's like, oh, let's hang out every weekend. How do we navigate that? Because I don't want to be a dick and be like, I don't want to be friends anymore because I don't feel that way.

But I also don't want to hang out with him all the time. Yeah. Yeah, be busy. I actually co-signed this. You can be busy. I have plans already. I can't believe it. Oh, my God.

I just really got into fundraising. You know fundraising. Always fundraising. Yeah, just be busy. Like, make plans. Go out. Just be like, I'm unavailable. Yeah.

I wonder if they have ADHD. I constantly tell the same stories. Am I exhausting? Oh, my God. Are you talking about me? No. No, but you tell, like, stories. Are you telling her right now?

No, you tell stories that are like encompassing your life not the same story that you've told me like in the last hour three times already yeah i actually just hung out with somebody like this person and i do i swear i'm talking about you and i do want to see them but not all the time um i can feel your eyes on the side of my face. And, but, so I, they asked to hang out. I was available. And I was like, we can go to this market and walk around.

You took them to the supermarket? To the grocery store. You did transactions with him? No, no. It was like a street market. And because I was like, you know, this person's verbose. And if we're walking and talking,

it feels like I'm not trapped. Or they'll get tuckered out. But like, you know, we're like looking at things like, ooh, look at this over here. Look at this kind of food. Look at this art. Like, you know, we're like looking at things like, ooh, look at this over here. Look at this kind of food. Look at this art. Like, you know, there's like things happening.

And it's like, wow, we've been walking around for a long time. Gotta go. And then that's that. And as opposed to like we're locked into a dinner and it's like, oh, all I have to do is just listen to this person. Never stop talking and just tell me the same stories over and over again. Yeah. and just tell me the same stories over and over again.

Yeah. So there's like way or like something or a movie or like something active or like crafty, but there's like ways to be like, we can have time together, but I don't feel locked into your brain right now. And I think if they keep asking to hang out, if you're like, you know, if you're like this weekend or the next weekend or the next weekend you could be like

I'm only available this one weekend like you know in two weeks I'm available for this time slot the rest of the month I'm not but I can't wait to see you then and then try to control the parameters of the hang and hopefully that'll feel better.

But you can suss it out. And also, I personally don't know if a conversation is necessary because that never feels good to have someone say, I like you, but not that much. But I think, yeah, I think you can find a way

to fit this person in your life that feels good to you. I wouldn't go to a movie though because talkers will figure out a way to talk. That is true. I know that because I'm one of them. Last question.

Love you all, first and foremost. But secondly, I'm looking for some advice. I've had this friend since fifth grade where we've been no contact since I think three years ago because she moved away to Texas. But before she moved, she kind of ripped me a new one and gave me some new information about how our relationship had been rocky. And I'm a very communicative person. So unfortunately, this is the first time I heard of it the day of before she left. So it was a lot to handle. And I apologized and she constantly did not hear me and constantly put like her issues beforehand. Either way, fast forward, she had her wedding in Texas. We didn't go because the pandemic just started. And I was the one in

our group of like five friends that kind of told her we weren't going and she never responded back to me and my best friend. What is the best case scenario? Like what do you want out of it? For her to be happy and maybe me not, you know what, I'm going to focus on me and say not hold on to it and just try to let it go or maybe reunite. I think reach out if it makes you feel better like if you want to reach out reach out but also don't expect an answer because that might happen and then like you just can't be upset if she doesn't want to or if they don't want to reach out to you i kind of don't want you to reach out i don't know i mean i understand like you, you've known each other for a long time. And I'm sure they were a good friend at some point.

But people change. And sometimes what you get out of a relationship is what you get. And then, you know, you move on. Thank you for the experiences. But, like, maybe this person isn't supposed to be in your life forever. you for the experiences but like maybe this person isn't supposed to be in her life forever and if they're not reaching out that's already showing a pretty loud sign like if they wanted to say i miss you i'm sorry anything or i would like to continue the conversation that we had when i screamed at you before i left um they could do that yeah i forgot about that fuck her yeah i mean kind of yeah like um yeah and it really sucks because you aren't getting closure

but sometimes you can't wait for someone else to help you get closure sometimes it's just like it's got to be a self-soothing kind. Like, and even if you did reach out, it may not even be satisfying. She may not have like a good logical reason for why any of that happened. It sounds like she's not great with communication. So I think maybe you just might have to be okay with the fact that, yeah, your lives have shifted.

It really sucks that this person's done your life like they used to be, but maybe they don't have the capacity to be the kind of friend they used to be to you today or you can send them that song that goes Thanks for the memories. Thanks for the memories. It is Fallout Boy. And the more you sing it,

the less I was getting the name of the band. I was like, what? Oh, Fallout Boy. And then what's the name of the song? Thanks for the Memories? It makes sense with the title of the song. Yeah, or you could do that. Send them Fall Out Boy, Thanks for the Memories. Well, I hope that helps.

Yeah, thank you so very much. Yeah, thank you. Okay, we solved everyone's stuff. We did. Are you okay? much. Thank you. Okay, we solved everyone's stuff. We did. Are you okay? Thanks for the memories. How does this song go? You are singing it.

Thanks for, that's all I know though. Boo, bah, da, ma, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Wow. That's our show. That's the show. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you so much for coming out. Bye.

Thank you, Jordan. Yes, Jordan. And Judith is up there. Thank you, Largo. Bye-bye. Thank you. Bye. Thank you.