Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata - Nicole Wants To Get Ducked

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

This week Nicole and Sasheer talk about attending Subiefest, break down all of M. Night Shyamalan's movie catalog including Trap, and ask “why are Jeeps Ducks?”. Then, Nicole describes her perfect plan proposal and the two answer a listener letter about their favorite Sex and the City men. Don’t forget to get ready for 8/28/28 and go see Trap!  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[e-mail] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link https://siriusxm.com/friends and code FRIENDS.

🎵 Hello! Oh hey, didn't see you there. Boy oh boy, did we have a day yesterday. We had a full day, a very full day. I, planning it, it didn't seem as intense as it was going to be. But we went to SubiFest 2024. The Subaru festival.

The Subaru festival that I got tickets in advance and there was no threat of it selling out. I had a nice time. I had a nice time, too. There were some really cool Subarus. Yes, they had some nice old ones. There was one that said Brat and I was like, Brat, summer, baby. And it was funny because John Milhiser, my old roommate John Milhiser was like, I mean, Nicole, it's in a parking lot and there's just cars. And I was like, oh boy, what did you think a car show was going to be? I don't know if he thought, I think he thought it was like a festival. Yeah. It does seem like, I mean,

he thought i think he thought it was like a festival yeah it does seem like i mean fest is in the title yes yeah but it's like a subaru fest which is like the festival is the subaru yeah yeah maybe maybe subaru show would be more appropriate or maybe i don't know but i was like did you think there would be like a subaru cover band like and they're singing my boo that was that was very funny yeah i really enjoyed it um my favorite car was a purple one oh i don't remember the pokemon that was like on it was a purple pokemon but it had flowers on either side like the car had passed away yeah it was like roped off and then yeah flowers outside of the car and inside of the car had passed away yeah it was like roped off and then yeah flowers outside of the car and inside of the car but yeah as if it was like a memorial for the car yeah i really it was 110 degrees though way too hot it was so hot yeah my god yeah you were there how maybe i

think it lasted an hour and a half yeah and. And I showed up later than we said. Because I was like, oh, we'll get there at noon. And then at noon, you sent a picture of a sleeping coyote in your house. And I showed the group and I was like, hey, so I don't think Sashur's going to be here for a minute. But I did keep texting you. It is so hot. We may not stay for a while. I know.

And I was like, okay okay i'll be there in 20 that's funny i did it was like taking a shower walking around my house and i was like is there a coyote in my yard let me get let me take a picture isn't this a cute coyote and you didn't respond i was so hot i was like she's at home in her air conditioning taking pictures of adorable little coyotes. And I didn't show anyone. I didn't tell anyone that you had a cute coyote. I was like, she says she's coming and I don't know. And then I did show up and you're like, we can show you what we thought was cool and then we're going to go.

And I was like, totally. Great. Yeah, I was having a hard time forming sentences. And then over the last week or they kept being like, it's only going to get hotter. Right. Yeah, I was having a hard time forming sentences. And then over the last week or they kept being like, it's only going to get hotter. Good Lord. They were like, stay hydrated. Then there was an ambulance around.

Well, of course. You know, just in case. Yeah. Boy, it was wild. But thankfully, I saw a Dave and Buster's nearby. Yes. And I was like, we can go to that. And that was nice. Yeah, that was nice. Dave & Buster's nearby. Yes. And I was like, we can go to that. And that was nice. Yeah, that was nice.

Dave & Buster's was nice. I'm bad at games. No, you're not bad. I lost every game. Yes. But maybe if there were other people, like if it was like a big group, you would have like been in the middle or something i simply don't think so like i something happens when games happen where my brain's like we don't understand anything about this yeah like we were throwing darts and one of my multiple darts went so far

over the dartboard that was interesting and i don't know how i did that because i was i was trying to aim i was doing so much that nobody could see. I was closing an eye. Yeah. I was bending down. I was trying to, like, use my body to propel it forward. Yeah. I think maybe you, because you were getting a lot close to the middle. Mm-hmm. Maybe you were getting too excited. Mm-hmm.

And then just flailing your arm too hard, and then it would go much higher than the actual board so much higher and i kept getting worried because i was like is this a tv screen i yeah i was also like are we what happens if it goes outside the circle because it was like a dart board on a screen where a projection was on the screen of other games you could play but where was the projection coming from probably a projector that was behind us. You saw it? I didn't look. But if it was behind us,

and then you step in front of it, it would cast a shadow of you. No shadows of you or me happened. Maybe it was, like, very high? Or maybe it was from the side. Maybe it was two from the side. Oh, I was like, this is some Dave & Buster's magic. Magic.

Wait, am I at Dave and Buster's or Disneyland? Disneyland. Am I at a magic show? This is pure magic. This is beautiful. And then we went home for free time. We had a little break. Yeah, I had to take a shower because I was wet.

Same. Fully sweaty. It was so nasty. And then we went and saw the movie Trap. The M. Night Shyamalan masterpiece. Josh Hartnett's return. Return. Glorious return to the silver screen.

Yeah. That man is so attractive. Very. He has had the same haircut for 20 years. And it still works. It works. He is my everything. He is shirtless. This doesn he is my everything he is shirtless this doesn't ruin anything he is shirtless for like the last 15 minutes of the movie yeah for no reason it really is no reason other than for us giving us what we paid for which sounds terrible yeah i wonder if it was like josh being like i mean i haven't taken off my shirt the whole time and i feel like i should take my shirt off i got stuff going on under here or if it was like Josh being like, I mean, I haven't taken off my shirt the whole time and I feel like I should take my

shirt off. I got stuff going on under here. Or if it was like M night being like, well, you should take your shirt off. I wonder, is Josh Hartnett married? I don't know.

Can we look that up? He is. You got confirmation. He is married. Oh man. That lady's lucky. When he took his shirt off, I went, and I think John clapped. On Josh Hartnett's first entrance, John did clap.

That's funny. We had a fun theater. It was like, everyone was very vocal the whole time. And if you haven't seen it and will see, you'll understand. I feel like everyone was like laughing at the same time, gasping at the same time, clapping at the same time.

Movies are back, baby. I love the cinema. I love film. I do love film. And I read a couple reviews that were like, oh, oh, he is married. Tam, Tamshin,

Tam-sin. Tam-sin. Egerton. Huh. A British actress. Oh, he went cross the pond. Okay. Okay. Well... Maybe it won't last. I can't even run

into him here. I gotta get on a ten-hour flight to find him. And that's the next M. Night Shyamalan movie. You're gonna trap him I'm gonna trap Josh Hartnett the movie so I read some reviews that they were like

implausible, the story falls apart not good and I was like no, I'm still gonna see it I'm still gonna see this movie maybe the story does fall apart a little I didn't care maybe it was a little. I didn't care. It did fall apart. Maybe it was implausible.

I didn't care. I still had a blast. I had such a good time. I still had a great time. I will see it again if asked. Yeah, I would see it again. I might even see it again if nobody asks me. I woke up laughing about a couple parts this morning.

Yeah. I mean, I was texting you a really long text being like, and then wait, why would they do that if this happened? And I just left with lots of questions. Yes. Had a great time. Left with so many questions. So many questions.

To the point where I kind of want to interview M. Night Shyamalan and be like, walk me through this. But he's such a big time man that like he wouldn't want to do that. I don't know. Maybe. How many interviews is he doing? I don't know. I don't even know if he does interviews or if he just releases movies. I think he does some. I saw an IMDB interview where because I was like, are there going to be more answers? I just need some more answers. Did you get any answers? No, I didn't. I want to be in an M. Night Shyamalan movie so bad.

My only question I want to ask him is, did you want this to be funny? Was this supposed to be funny? I think parts of it were supposed to be funny. Oh, yeah. I was laughing throughout the whole movie, and I don't know. I also laughed throughout the whole movie. And I don't know. I also laughed throughout the whole movie. To me, it really felt like it felt campy. Yeah.

Which I think maybe he's leaning into that more. Like Split was very campy. I don't know what else. Cabin in the Woods was not campy. No. Earlier career was not campy. Well, Cabin in the Woods was not campy. No. Earlier career was not campy. Well, Cabin in the Woods is recent. Oh, how recent? Is it?

Yeah, Cabin in the Woods. I understand what you're saying. I hear the words that you're saying. Right in front of you. I just thought it was like, I don't know, like 10 years ago or something. Oh, sorry. Knock at the Cabin. Oh, okay.

So I was just wrong with the name. I see. But I got Cabin right. Sure. Can we get a list of M. Night Shyamalan's hits? And by hits, I mean all his movies ever in a row. It's like a filmography. Yeah, I just like to see them all.

Was The Sixth Sense his first movie? I think so. What a wild outing. Yeah. For that to be your first goddamn movie? I mean. M. M.

Yeah. It's wild. What a bang. What does M stand for? Mr. Mr. Night Shyamalan. Mr. Night Shyamalan. M is for Mr.

Mr. Mr. Knight, if you're nasty. Okay, can you circle? Oh, yeah, to the bottom. All right. Okay, so directed Praying with Anger. Oh. I don't know what that is.

I've never seen that. Wide awake. I'm wide awake. Okay. Oh, so The Sixth Sense was his third movie. Still third movie? Wild. Yeah.

And then Unbreakable. I liked Unbreakable. I think I watched Unbreakable and I think I liked it. I have not seen Signs. I saw Signs. I liked it. I have seen The Village. I have seen The Village and that's where I was like no more from you. No more from you. You have scorned me.

Well, I guessed the twist. I also guessed the twist. Movies are made for me. I never guess a twist. I also guessed the twist. Movies are made for me. I never guess a twist. Never, ever, ever. Yeah, I shouldn't outsmart the movie. No. And I was like, oh, the fact that I, no.

During Trap, Alan leaned over and was like, I bet the twist is. And I hit him and I said, don't tell me that. Because I wasn't guessing. I was just here for the ride. And that wasn't even the twist. It wasn't. Lady in the Water, I have not seen. I also have not seen. I have just here for the ride. And that wasn't even the twist. It wasn't. Lady in the Water, I have not seen. I also have not seen.

I have not seen The Happening. Same. Or The Last Airbender. Oh. Or After Earth. No. Whoa, he's done so much since The Village. Wayward Pines is a TV series.

Oh, he did one episode. The Visit? Nope. No. I feel like I've seen Split, but I might have seen Glass. Wait, Split is where Professor Xavier's like, I'm Mary, but I'm also Steve, and I'm also

Marvin. Right? Precisely. But there was 21 personalities, so you need to do all of them. Oh my god. I'm Mary, but I'm also Marvin. Yeah. And then I saw Old and I had a blast watching Old.

I didn't see Old. Knock at the Cabin, I liked, but I didn't like The End. The End was the only thing I didn't love. They didn't knock hard enough? No. I wanted them to break the door down. And then I loved Trap. Yeah.

God, I loved Trap. I didn't see Servant. i didn't see servant i didn't see servant either it was a tv series oh huh well look at that what is that what platform was it oh it was an apple tv plus okay oh wow they're all holding on to that woman they look very scared oh and then um who's in it uh ron weasley oh that's ron weas? It looks like it, right? Hey, Voldemort's back. Is that a direct quote from one of the movies? I don't know. Voldemort's back. Listen, I don't know.

I haven't seen a Harry Potter movie in so long. I haven't seen any of them. So I got on the Harry Potter train because right before I think my high school graduation, I don't know, I was driving a car with my friends. So we were 17 or she was 17. She was like, I'm going back to my house to watch Harry Potter. And I was like, well, I'm in your car, so I guess I'll go home with you. And then I watched the first movie and I was like, wow, that was whimsical. And she was like, read the books.

And I was like, OK. And I read the books and I was like, these are better than the movie. And then I got on the Harry Potter train in time to watch the last movie in theaters and was like, okay. Then I read the books and I was like, these are better than the movie. And then I got on the Harry Potter train in time to watch the last movie in theaters and was a little disappointed. But that being said, I was able to leave that in my youth.

A lot of people can't. Yeah, a lot of people made it their whole personality. Yeah. As a woman who loves Sonic, I say. Yeah. They made it their whole personality.

At least they have a community of people who agree. I'm alone. You're just Yeah. It made it their whole personality. At least they have a community of people who agree. I'm alone. You're just alone. Really riding high for Sonic. I am. I've been trying to think of other things I love as much as Sonic. And I guess flamingos is another thing.

I love a flamingo. Leopard print? Love. Love. This was $1.99. From where? When I was in Syracuse. Wow.

I went to, they had vintage or thrift stores and soft serve. This is your kind of town. I said, I gotta move here. I think I said this on the last episode we did, a couple episodes ago. I really do think I might retire to Syracuse, New York. Is this also the same place where you were sending pictures of Jeeps that had rubber duckies in the windshield? All the Jeeps had ducks, and I love ducks. And Jeeps.

Yes, and Jeeps. I had no idea that rubber duckies were a part of the culture until after I got the Jeep. Oh, it's like a thing. Yeah, it's called getting ducked or something. Oh. I don't know. I didn't really, like, look into it. How could you not? I don't know. I wasn't. I just. But you love rubber duckies. I don't know I didn't really like look into it how could you not I

don't know I wasn't I just but you love rubber duckies I don't ask follow-up questions I I think that's just what it is I just go well that's a thing yeah this is true and I don't know why yeah that's okay is it I mean you've made it this far. It's fine. It is funny when people go, you've made it this far. And it's like, yeah, but are you happy? Are you okay? Or are you just confused all day, every day? Can we look up why Jeeps are ducks in Jeep culture?

You know what? That was better. Why are Jeeps ducks? It's tough. This is what I mean by you say I've made it this far. I'm like, truly, have I? Yeah, have I actually made it? Oh, my God.

Sometimes. How am I doing? It's tough. My brain and my mouth are not connected a lot of the time. And it's a really, it's scary sometimes. Yeah. Because I'll be saying something and I'm like, oh no. Whoa, where'd that come from?

Oh, things are falling out of my mouth. That doesn't happen to you, does it? Mm-mm. What a wild way to live. Do you have an inner monologue? Have we talked about this? I don't know if we have, but yes, I do. Oh, okay.

Do you? Yes. I think it's insane when people are, like, it's just... It's like nothing? Nothing? Wait, does everyone in there have an inner monologue? Okay, so here's the thing. I used to, and now I control it, so I tell it to shut up. So I don't have it all the time.

Oh, my God, Jordan. so I tell it to shut up. So I don't have it all the time. Oh, my God. Jordan. Jordan. Real master of her domain over here. My goodness. Stop it. Yeah, it's really powerful to tell it to shut up, and it just goes quiet. Whoa.

It never occurred to me to be like, shut up. Yeah, try it. The next time it's like going off, just be like, shut up. And it'll stop. I don't know if that works for me because then how will I get things done? Because my inner monologue a lot of the time is like, pick that up, put that away. You have to go upstairs to go get that thing. Yeah. Well, don't tell the helpful part to shut up. Just tell the bad part.

Like the overthinking. The overthinking, yeah. Oh, I do that sometimes. Sometimes I'll burst into tears and then I'll start laughing because the reason I burst into tears is real dumb. And then I go, wait, have I broken? Am I crazy now? And then I go, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. I'm Mary! But now I'm Marvin. Okay, what is jeep ducking? Duck, duck, jeep. Duck, duck, jeep. What they highlight is says, typically a rubber duck is accompanied by a kind note or a pleasant message written in a permanent marker.

Something along the lines of, nice ridge, love the jeep, or you've been ducked and its core jeep ducking is an exercise in kindness in spreading love to a fellow jeeper for no other reason than expanding a friendly just so you leave a duck on someone else's car to be like yeah but not there's too many ducks all have a real this they have a lot of people who like their car. No one has ever ducked me. Oh, no. There's rules for Jeep ducking? It's probably, maybe you're parked in a place where they can't get to you. You know?

You park behind a gate, so maybe they don't want to go over the gate to get to the car. And then, like, people aren't bringing rubber ducks into parking garages. You're right. So. Also, I have so many rubber duckies I don't need anymore. Yeah, you don't need more. No. Yeah, I'll never forget being laughed at as I brought my rubber duckies home from Amsterdam.

Would you duck someone else? No, I'm not giving my ducks away. Are you kidding? Well, you can buy spare ducks. No, no, no. If I'm buying ducks are for me. Well, maybe that's why you haven't been ducked. you're not paying it forward it's karmatic wow it's karma karma oh my goodness i never get puns, you did good. I never get puns.

I was so proud of myself. You did really good. I like that. Does Tesla have a culture? No, not at all. Why didn't you get a car where you could get involved? I had a Subaru and we would like throw little peace signs at each other. Yeah. And apparently there's a Subaru festival that I didn't know about before.

I wonder if there's a Jeep fest. I'm sure. I'm sure. Can you look wonder if there's a Jeep Fest. I'm sure. I'm sure. Can you look up if there's a Los Angeles Jeep Fest? I hope it's in San Loopsie Poopsie. What was it? I love San Loopsie Poopsie.

You know I don't know the real name of it. San Loopsie Poopsie. San Luis Obispo. Thank you, Jordan. Yes, thank you, Jordan. Or you can drive on the beach. Yes.

I would love to drive on the beach. But also, I don't know how to, so I'd have to watch a lot of videos. Oh. There's an art drive on the beach. But also, I don't know how to, so I'd have to watch a lot of videos. Oh. There's an art to it, apparently.

Get to like, put things on your tire or no? No, I think you just have to know how to drive in four-wheel drive, which I think just means

driving slower. Yeah. Than normal, but I'm not sure. There's a Toledo Jeep Fest 2024 in the- Toledo, Ohio? Okay.

Is Toledo- I missed it. You missed, you missed the Toledo Jeep Fest in Toledo, Ohio? Okay. Is Toledo... I missed it. You missed the Toledo JeepFest. In Toledo, Ohio? Yeah, I think so. Oh, man. I could have gone to Ohio. Oh, man.

Dang. Dang. Dang. What was that video sent me where there was Sonic characters dancing? Was it from a TV show? I have no idea. I have no idea. I was like, book it for your birthday. Imagine.

Oh my God. Should I book a Sonic character for my birthday i keep seeing videos of people that at birthday parties where they have like characters dancing children's parties well yes for sure but why not yeah why not me yeah why not you why not me yeah what if i hire a nicole byer impersonator i'm sure someone would be happy to do that for you i wonder if they exist do you think it's the sheer impersonator exists should i hire a nicole byer and sashir's meta impersonators that would be really weird would it i mean it would be insane it would be insane but also funny. Wait, can you Google and see if... No colon. Can we...

You can't even say it. I can't. My brain's broken. I was like, that never occurred to me. Yeah, there's impersonators out there. I feel like mine would be a hard impersonation. I don't know. They just come and they're quiet.

They're just minding their own business. Just happy to be there. Just happy to be there wearing sunglasses, having a nice time. I don't think we're at the level to have impersonators. Yeah, but one day. One day. Mark my words. What's today's date?

On August 28th. Wait, right before my birthday? Yeah, it'll be a nice present. August 28th, 2028. 2828. We're going to have impersonators. 28th. Wait, right before my birthday? Yeah, it'll be a nice present. August 28th, 2028. 2828. We're going to have impersonators. 2828. Yes.

82828. 82828. 82828. And imagine they do that. We'll be like, what are you doing? We'll forget. Don't you remember? Four years ago, you said.

No. Oh, my God. What do you think we're going to be doing in four years? In four years. We'll have graduated. Life's changed. We'll be going to college. I have to say goodbye to all of our high school friends.

That's so crazy. I don't know. I mean, it's been, it's really, it's been pretty consistent. I was going to say, once you hit adulthood, everything's kind of the same. It really is. Wow. Yeah, I think we'll probably be doing the same things. I'll probably have a different car.

Yeah. And you know what? I'll just have gotten a new I'll probably have a different car. Yeah. And you know what? I'll just have gotten a new car because my lease will open up. Yeah. Yeah, those are great changes for us. I think I'll still be here, though. I'll, like, probably still...

I hope you're not going to... Where are you going? I don't plan on going anywhere. I'm just saying, like, I'm trying to think of, like, a big milestone that people go through. Oh, I thought you meant, like, die or something. You're like, I think I'll still be here. And I was like, you getting out of life?

In four years, I'll be here. Five? Don't know. All bets are off. Yeah, I think I'll still be in L.A. Yeah, same. Maybe I'll be married. Maybe.

Maybe I'll be married. Oh, my God. I do. Oh. married. Maybe. Maybe I'll be married. Oh my god. I do. She's silly. If you just say it out loud, somebody preemptively. Yeah, if you build it, they will come. Right. She's like, did I hear a I do? Nicole said I do.

I gotta get over there and go wipe her up. Okay, so I thought I didn't want a wedding until recently. I think I do want a wedding. I like that. I think you should have a wedding because you like, I don't know. I feel like you like spectacle and show. I do.

And I would want to see what that looks like. I think I was trying to like be demure. I think I was trying to be mysterious. You? Yeah, I think I was just like, I don't want don't want it but i think i do i think i want to wear a dress yeah um i think i want to be like in front of a bunch of people make the person who loves me say how they love me okay so so what you're saying is great it's just the tone it's coming off really harsh for no reason tell them Tell them why you love me.

I'll hold a gun to his head. He's like, I chose to be here. I don't have to. You don't have to make me do anything. Yeah, I think this seems really nice. That does seem nice. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, like a nice dress. If y'all were a slutty one. Okay. Because I don't have parents to disappoint. They're dead. What if you have like a cool like big dramatic dress for the ceremony and then a slutty dress for the, what do you call it? It's not the after party.

Reception. Party. Yeah. The wrap party. For the production of the wedding. I truly forgot that's like when i um job interviews i couldn't i can never remember job and i'm like so you're auditioning for that it's like no you're the audition for the accountant yeah i'm here to audition for accountant yeah i simply always forget.

But yeah, maybe I'll do that. I'll do like two dress changes. Yeah. I think that's fun. Yeah. I'm helping my friend plan, or not helping, I'm just listening to my friend plan his wedding. And it's been so fun. Yeah.

Because he keeps finding stuff that's like such his aesthetic and like in his price range. And it's like this and this and this. And I was like, oh my God, I love it. Yeah. So I think that's why I'm like, maybe I want to get married oh I like that and I want to get proposed to in a fun way oh how fun I mean the way I think about all the time is like on a plane um because then all those people every time they have to clap and then like when they go to the bathroom they'll have to pass me and be like, congrats.

And if it's an international flight, it's going to be a lot of congrats. And I'm going to stay awake for the whole time. And I'm going to smile at people. You ring the help me button with your hand. I guess. Don't you want congrats? congrats are very nice I guess I never thought of trapping people

trapping a whole plane to say congrats to you I guess people propose on the plane all the time probably probably I've only seen one where the lady was in the bathroom and that would I don't want that because everyone was staring at her when she came out of the bathroom and then he proposed.

Oh, that's weird. Yeah, and it's like if she blew it up. Yeah, she's like dropping a discreet and they're like staring at her. No, that's not good. No, I want it after takeoff, obviously, and after the seatbelt sign is off because we follow rules here. And do you want it like over the intercom? Like, hey, hey, passengers, I want to let you know that this special lady is blah, blah, blah.

Yes. And then he leaves the intercom and then gets on one knee. And then that's our moment. And then a flight attendant after he's done will be like, and say congratulations to her because that's all she wants. She's starved of attention. I mean, it does seem really appropriate. You love planes.

I do love planes. And I want it to be on Delta. Yeah, it's got to be on Delta, obviously. And then Ed Bastian has to officiate your wedding. I almost had a heart attack. I would love Sky Daddy. No, I want him to give me away. I want him to give me away. I want Ed Bash to give me away. And my reception is just Biscoff cookie.

There's no food. And they're all individually wrapped. And everyone's going to be so mad. Or maybe all the caterers are dressed like client attendants. Oh my God. And those purple outfits designed by Jason Wu. I did not know Jason Wu. Wait, can we look that up just like a confirm it?

I'm pretty sure they were designed by Jason Wu. And I thought it was so inventive because their colors are blue and red and that makes purple. I want this for you too. I really hoped. And passion gives you away. How do I get it? How do I tell him? Write a letter. How many letters do you think Delta's getting a day? So many. His email's probably listed somewhere. But who's going through the email?

His assistant. How would you like to be proposed to? You haven't had an intricate thought process? I haven't, because I guess I would think the other person would be planning it. So I haven't thought about how do I want them to plan their proposal to me. How do you want them to plan their proposal to you? Let's see. Like what would make you so happy? What, just sitting you in a field of chairs?

Oh my gosh. Yeah, I sit on one and then I'm like, what am I sitting on? And it's like a ring. Oh, that's. Yeah, I sit on one, and then I'm like, what am I sitting on? And it's like a ring. Oh, that's nice. Hmm. Or maybe I'm eating a hot dog, and it's like in the bun. I feel like that would make you mad. It would.

I'd be like, why did you put it in my food? I want to finish this hot dog. Yeah. Hmm. Oh, while you're thinking on that, I just want to say, I was at the Americana at the AMC last week. No hot dogs. Yeah. Lost my mind.

Yeah. Yesterday, they had dogs. They did have dogs. One of the juiciest dogs I've had in a while. It was really good. It was so good. Yeah. How do you want someone to propose to you?

to propose to you i guess i don't like i don't actually want public congrats i don't want to be in a public space for this i don't want to be in a restaurant i don't want to be in a park i don't want i don't want that i think i don't want to be in a restaurant either i'm not trying to ruin someone's meal but you are ruining the flight no i, I'm not. We're all together in this. Well, when you and I were in a helicopter together, someone did get proposed to behind us. And that was awful

because it was a small space. So everyone can mix and mingle and be like, that was so nice. On the plane? Yep, mix and mingle. They're mixing and mingling on the plane.

Yeah, on the way to the bathroom. Did you see that? That was really nice. That man was handsome. She was so pretty. Can you believe she dressed so well for a plane? Oh, yeah. Does your partner have to tell you, hey, make sure you look nice on this 14-hour flight

so that you look nice for the pictures? Hopefully, I'll know. How would you know? I'll have a feeling. I'm not intuitive at all. Yeah, but say. I won't know. Because you don't.

No offense. You don't always look nice when you're taking a flight. What do you mean? Are you stopping? Yes. You don't think I look nice? No. It was really hard to scoop.

Because you, like, get a hoodie. You put the hoodie the most it could possibly be on your head. Like, it's, like, to your forehead. Tight. Like, the strings are tight. And then you just, like, you have Crocs on and a sweatsuit. And it's just not, it doesn't present as if you want people to look at you you're right yeah you're right but then when i wear my sweatsuit that i want people to talk to

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Oh. Gap's a fashion house now. Okay. Falling to the Gap. I guess I will. I don't know. I am... No.

This is sick. I'm mad at Ed. This is nasty. I don't... I'm mad at Ed. This is nasty. I don't. I'm mad at Ed. I guess. I guess. Okay.

It's blue. It's back to blue and red. It's no longer the combo of purple. Blue and red. But Zach Posen was a visionary putting the colors together. Yeah. I kind of like the blue sweatshirt with the red stripes. I don't.

Okay. I kind of like the long dress with the little... Too long. What are we hiding? Why can't you show a little ankle, a little knee? Come on. Give me my viscose. They're working.

They're at work. How do you want to be proposed to? Oh, I don't know. It's up to them. All right. I hate these outfits. Okay, wait. Maybe I want, like, either on the beach or in a cabin or something like that.

It's like we're looking at the stars and the moon and it's, like, romantic. And, like, maybe there's, like, a little dinner set up or something like that. And it feels, like, very private. And then, like, that. Okay. Do you accept? Yeah. Yeah, i accept it okay great i'm just so upset about those outfits. Yeah. I really love the purple. I'm sorry. It's okay.

Should we answer some questions and queries? Yeah, let's do that. Okay. Email one. Hi, Nicole and Sashir. I love hearing your thoughts on Sex and the City. It's truly one of my favorite shows, and I have so many opinions on it. I recently completed another rewatch of the show,

and I was wondering which of the men would you two date and why? Ooh. I love Steve. I recently completed another rewatch of the show and I was wondering which of the men would you two date and why? Ooh. I love Steve. I do love Steve. He's just a good guy. Just like a really good, solid guy. I really love him.

And he's funny. He's got that voice. Yeah, Miranda. I think I would. Let's see. Would you date? Not would you like to date? I would probably date. Wait, what is the difference?

Because would you like to means it's like, oh, I would like to date this person. Would you is like the one you would probably date. Oh, I think. No, that's a great. It's a great perspective on the question. OK, I would probably date big. That's who you would date. Yeah, because I'm I have a poor i have poor choices yeah and you get like stuck in a cycle yeah i think

so um okay who would you like to date i would like to date aiden because aiden i okay so the taxi cab theory from sex in the city when your light on, or a man's light is on, that means that he is, like, ready to get married. His light was on, Carrie's was not. Yeah. And he, I think, loved Carrie. Like, I think he genuinely loved her, but I think he would have loved any woman who came into his life at that time. Well, yeah, because then right after, he knocked a woman up and got married. I would like a man whose light is on, and he is all in it for me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. and got married. I would like a man whose light is on and he is all in it for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or, uh, oh God, what is his name?

Um, Miranda dates him because he lives in the building. Oh, play by Blair Underwood? Yes, Blair Underwood. Ooh. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes, I would like to date that man. But, um, probably not in real life. Harry also is a guy, like a good guy. Yeah. Yes, I would like to date that man. But probably not in real life. Harry also is a good guy. Charlotte's husband. Oh, yeah. I like Harry.

He's great. He loves Charlotte and accepts all of her weird quirks and is very much like, I'm me. Yeah. Take it or leave it. I like you. There are some good men in that series. Yeah. And then there's some bad ones. Yeah. Big is bad. in that series. Yeah. And then there's some bad ones.

Yeah. Big is bad. Burger is bad. Yeah. Everybody Carrie dates is bad. And Trey is complicated. I really wanted to root for Trey. Yeah.

But he also didn't handle things very well. Yeah. He really didn't. And then his mom was just too involved, I think, in everything. Yeah, we don't like that. Bunny. But Bunny is a great character. Yes.

When she walks in on them fucking, she's like, It's great. She's a great actress. Very funny. Yeah, I guess that's all the men. Alexander Petrovsky. Oh, my God. Ew.

He was so mean to Carrie, and I get it. But, like, he was just so, like, why date her if you're going to be that mean to her? But she was also like, I didn't come all the way here to be by myself. And he's like, I came to work. Uh-huh. I came to Paris to work. I'm in my studio to work. Please don't bring your drunk friends to my studio, you crazy bitch.

She is bad. Carrie, she just really misbehaves. Yes. she is bad Carrie she just really misbehaves yes or okay Josh Hamilton guest starred on an episode where he dated

Miranda I would date him yeah yeah so many men guest starred on this show yeah Justin Theroux

yeah I think he was on it twice oh wait um Smith oh. Jared. I like Smith. Smith is good. And I think he. So after Samantha dated that awful man. Richard. Yeah. Richard. He wasn't. He wasn't actually awful. He did cheat on her, though. Yeah, he was bad. That sucked. And then told her he loved her and stuff. I think she needed a man who was all in for her. And was like, just as freaky in the bed as, you know? Yeah. That was a good relationship.

It was a good relationship. Have you seen? I've seen all the movies, yeah. Okay. By all you mean? There's only two. Yeah, all two of them. I think it's really wild to say all of them, but there's only two. I just, it really threw me for a loop.

I was like, all of them? I was like, did I miss one? There's only two. Yeah, all of them. I guess it works. My favorite line, do you know what my favorite line is? Go get our girl? That, no, that's from the series.

Oh, the show, yeah. No, but from two, Samantha says, Lawrence of Arabia, more like Lawrence of Mylabia, and I alone in the theater screamed, laughed. It was so funny. I also like, the way the other girls laughed at that joke. I was like, was that improvised? It really felt like an of the moment thing.

And they were like, maybe. It's so funny. It's very funny. Also, I was like, this is the demise of Miranda in this movie because she's so like, you can't do this. You can't do that. You can't do this. They really upped that personality trait in that personality yes and then have you started in just like that oh i finished it i'm caught up yeah you didn't tell me i did oh yeah you did um

you know what's wild when i get like angry and it's not right because i was like really revving up dml i told you i like, I watched all of it. But like Miranda in the first season where she's like, oh, my God, I don't know how to talk to black people. I was like, what? You are a partner at a law firm in New York City. Like you have interacted with black people. She dated one. Yes.

Yeah. That was strange. I didn't like that they did that to her because I was like, I know she's older, but like. Yeah. What are we doing? She is in New York. Yes, and she is capable. I also didn't even need that storyline from her. It was like she had enough going on already. I mean, we had Chaz Diaz coming into the life.

And Chaz Diaz is one of the most iconic characters. Wasn't it Che Diaz? Oh, sorry. The most iconic character whose name I will not get right. Iconic. Che Diaz. There is a scene. I think of Chaz Dean.

Was that the one that? Yes. The when system. He's a hair person. Yes. But Che Diaz in season two, Miranda and Che are in bed. And Miranda, I think, wants to get like freaky. And Che's like, I got to do cameos.

And Miranda, I think, wants to get freaky. And Che's like, I gotta do cameos. And then looks over towards the camera with the most psychotic face. I squealed. This is very funny. I can't wait. I can't wait for it to come back. We'll have to have a watch party.

Yes. We should answer another question. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Instead, we just talked about sex in the city. Well'll have to have a watch party. Yes. We should answer another question. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Instead, we just talked about sex in the city. Well, that's what we were asked. Okay. Hi, Nicole, Sashir, and the whole team. I have a sticky situation with a former roommate of mine that I'd love your opinion on. To make a long story short, we had a bad fight about finances and our living situation,

ending in no contact with her and the breakdown of other friendships as a result, even though these people weren't involved. We tried to talk about it with her, but nothing was ever resolved. And honestly, I'm fine with that aspect of it. The problem comes when considering how to deal with her in the future. We attend a relatively large college here in the US. However, you always end up running into people you have beef with. We will probably end up running into her at some point on campus or in our hometown, and I'm not sure how to handle that. So my question is, how do you handle a run-in with someone you're on bad terms with? My first guess would be to simply ignore the situation or avoid her, but it sucks feeling like I have to be on my toes all the time waiting for her to appear in front of me.

Anyways, I don't think the relationship can be repaired as some harsh words were said and fault can be put on both sides. I'd love to hear your opinion. Thank you for making such an entertaining podcast. Lots of love. I think I would just say hi. Yeah. If it's a situation where you have to talk to each other, it's like hi.

And if it's like you're across the quad or whatever and you block eyes just wave yeah but yeah it had to be i don't think it has to be a big dramatic deal dramatic i was gonna say i don't think it has to be a big drama deal and i was like that's not that's not that's not what you say um but yeah it doesn't have to be dramatic you just hey what up hi yeah i'm sure that like they feel a little awkward too. So it's like, don't make it more awkward. Yeah.

Yeah. I like that. Or in Trapped, there is a falling out between two girls and their parents meet and then the woman's really aggressive.

So you do that. Just be really aggressive. Go see Trapped to see exactly what I'm talking about. It is as if M. Night Shyamalan paid us to talk about Trap. Maybe, you know, maybe that's the twist.

The twist is everyone will talk about this movie and people will keep seeing it. I loved it. I've never made that noise before. All right. Time to wrap it up. If you have any questions or queries or want to discuss trapped with us, you can email Nicole and Sashira at gmail.com or call or text or leave a voice message at 424-645-7003. Okay.

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