Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata - Sasheer’s Teaching Us How To Flirt w/ Mano Agapion & Oscar Montoya
Episode Date: July 24, 2024Friends! Sasheer and Nicole welcome comedians Oscar Montoya and Mano Agapion to the show to play besting each other. They both rated their relationship on a scale from 1 to 10. Mano met Oscar trying t...o flirt. Oscar maintains it was bad flirting but they ended up friends. Mano and Oscar realize they have never traveled together but they both want to go to Japan. Oscar knows that him being late can irritate Mano while Mano’s overthinking could be an area of annoyance for Oscar. They both want to be working on a hit tv show together and finally have a hit podcast.This was recorded on Mon. July 15th, 2024. Sources:Unicorn is the National Animal for Scotland: https://www.nts.org.uk/stories/the-unicorn-scotlands-national-animal#:~:text=But%20it's%20true%3A%20the%20unicorn,Babylonians%20and%20the%20Indus%20civilization.RaMa Drugs: https://www.ramadrugs.com/ No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link https://siriusxm.com/friends and code FRIENDS.
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Hello, Sashia!
Hello, Nicole!
Wow, we're not alone!
Oh no, we're not alone!
No! There's people here!
Oh my goodness, we're gonna play a fun game we call
Best Friends Have Come to Play!
Besting each other.
And we have Oscar Montoya, who is an actor, comedian, and choreographer hailing from Colombia.
Yes.
Worked on various shows for Dropout.
Lended his voice to shows like Bless the Hearts, Final Space, and Victor and Valentino.
And is currently on The Minx on Starz,
but then, wait, yes, it is.
Just Starz.
But where did it move to?
It was originally on HBO.
Oh, yes, okay, so this is up-day-to.
Yes, up-to-date.
Even though Oscar has lived in L.A. for eight years,
our friend does not have a driver's license.
Oh, my God.
That's a fun fact.
I really thought he would get a car after he got Minx.
I was like, yes, my friend's That's a fun fact. I really thought he would get a car after he got Minx. I was like, yes.
My friend's going to buy a car.
And then he'll get to places and we can park our cars together.
We can park our cars together.
Yeah.
But then, no, you said no.
No, I said no.
Oh, wow.
New York girl.
Yeah.
I came from New York and I got a license.
How long did it take you to get a license? I had one. Oh. I had one when I was in New York because. Yeah. I came from New York and I got a license. How long did it take you to get a license?
I had one.
Oh.
I had one when I was in New York because I had-
You had one?
You were in what?
Well, I grew up in New Jersey.
So when I had to drive in Jersey and then when I went to New York,
transferred my license to New York and then transferred it to-
What?
Oh, I see.
Transferred from Jersey to New York.
To New York, New York to LA.
Got it.
Do you have to take a driving test every time you transfer?
Not in New York.
They let me just, they were like, get on the streets, bitch.
Have a nice time.
Right.
Here you do.
How was it?
I failed the first time, but you just have to memorize what you got wrong because they tell you what the right answer is.
And then they just like jumble up the words a little bit.
Wait. And you just memorize it. So up the words a little bit. Wait.
And you just memorize it.
So I could take a driving test.
Yeah, I know some real freaks and idiots who have passed.
So freaks and idiots?
That's giving me confidence actually.
We have a second guest.
Yes.
This is Shira.
Oh yeah.
Would you like to introduce our second guest?
Oh sure.
But I can also do it.
You were doing such a great job.
Mano Agapian.
You better believe he's queer, he's brown.
He's a comedian from North Carolina who found out he was a secret love child at the age of 20.
I know. Yikes.
She's, now the pronouns change, she's a TV writer who writes for sitcoms and award shows by day
and likes to get messy on podcasts like Drag Her, the one and only RuPaul's Drag Race podcast.
We Love Trash with Betsy Sinaro by night.
She even does some disgusting live drag
at Bad Drag Race at Dynasty Typewriter.
Get into it.
These are funny bios.
These are great bios.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You know, well, I host Bad Drag Race
with this sister right here.
And it's the most fun, goofy time.
And you were at one recently.
Yes.
Where something illegal happened on stage.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if you want to say it.
Yeah, now that the cameras are rolling, please tell us.
I'll just say something illegal happened on stage.
And Nicole was game.
I was so game.
Did it happen to you?
An illegal activity maybe happened to me.
Let us know what happened to Nicole in the comments.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you think?
Which legal thing?
Which law was broken?
Wait, what do you think happened to Nicole?
Was it Vodafone?
Sound off in the comments.
You'll never know, Sasheer.
I guess you should come to shows.
I've been. I just wasn't at that one
I don't think
wow
wow
before I forget
yeah follow
at bad
follow bad drag race
because we might be
touring with it
very soon
oh my god
that'll be very fun
okay leveling
we might be leveling up
that's incredible
wait might or are
well yeah we're waiting
for like a final confirmation
but we
yes we are.
Oh, how exciting.
I want to know more details, but I guess they're not.
I'll tell you where it probably is.
Can we say the city?
Yeah, at the same time?
Yeah.
One, two, three.
Portland.
Yay!
We're going to Portland, bitches.
I didn't know if you were going to say a real city or not.
I thought you were going to trick me there.
That's really funny.
Kissimmee.
But funny, that is a real city.
It is a real city.
It's in Florida.
Florida.
Kissimmee.
Kissimmee.
Kissimmee.
Speaking of Kissimmee.
I don't know.
Divas, it's time to play.
Besting each other.
One, two, three.
Besting each other one two three besting each other
perfect
yes
this is the first time
we're doing this
version of the game
so we're very excited
to have you
test it out
so we have whiteboards
in front of you
we're gonna do this
newlywed style
we're gonna ask you
a question
you write your answer
for yourself
for yourself
it could be a word
don't show each other it could be a word. Don't show each other.
Could be a word, a sentence, whatever makes,
whatever you think of when you hear the question.
And then you'll reveal them at the same time
and we'll see if you guys match.
And then you can explain the story behind the answer.
Right.
Et cetera.
Because we're answering for the other person.
That's how the questions are designated.
Some of them.
Some of them.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, some of them.
Yes, some of them are personal to you. Some of them are personal to you.
Most of them are personal to you.
Some are asking on behalf of the other person.
I see.
On a scale of one to 10, how good of friends are we?
That's what we're trying to figure out.
Okay.
Honestly, you want my honest number?
Yes.
Do you want to write it down?
Oh, yes.
Ooh!
They've taken over.
Self-producing.
We're producing We're producing
Okay
Yeah on a scale of
One to ten
What is your friendship?
Okay
Let's see it
One two three
Oh
An eight and a nine
I said nine
I said nine
Interesting
And explain your answers
Yeah
Why only an eight
Well not a ten
Yeah why only an eight
Shit
And why not a seven
For some reason
That one number hurt
I would imagine I think we're Really really really close Well, not a 10. Yeah, why only an 8? Shit. And why not a 10? For some reason, that one number hurt.
I would imagine.
I think we're really, really, really close,
but also, like, Oscar's like a mystery.
What the hell?
You're a little bit of a mystery.
Mystery?
Yeah, you're mysterious.
Enigmatic, I think, is what we're looking for. You like secrets.
I like secrets.
You like secrets.
You like having little secrets for yourself.
Yes, I do.
I'm not like an open book, necessarily.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I feel like out of anyone that knows me,
you know me the most.
True.
True, true.
I will push, I will pull some stuff out of Oscar.
You've done a lot of work.
And he lets me, but to be like,
I'm like, come on, give me more, give me more. That's why you want Oscar to have a license
because you can get secrets out of him.
No, so we can park together.
So he's like, I know exactly how you got here
by car otherwise what the hell are you doing how are you getting here there's so many options
okay wait why eight why eight yeah because i feel like we're very close but i feel like we could be
closer okay let's do that room for improvement i like Wait, does that mean you're going to open your book a little bit more? No.
You have to work for it.
When you say you're not an open book, what exactly does that mean?
Well, there's just, I'm not like very forthcoming with information about myself necessarily.
Like if people ask, I'll answer.
But if in a type of conversation where it's like a large group of people and they're like
oh
when did you lose your virginity
like everyone goes around
and says something
I won't say anything
but if somebody goes
an Oscar
yes
then I'll
yes absolutely
yes
but I'm not quick to be like
oh
I'll answer that first
yeah
fair
I guess that
I mean that's one of the laws of power
one of the 49 laws of power is to like...
There's 49 of them?
What are you, Lex Luthor?
The 49 laws of power.
What?
According to the 49 laws of power.
It's a book.
I like this.
I like this.
It's a book.
I didn't write it.
Robert Greene wrote it.
49.
Too many. Why not 50? Too many. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh didn't write it. Robert Greene wrote it. 49. Too many.
Why not 50?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's a sheer no.
Oh, no.
It's chaotic.
Leave it all in.
Please do.
That's law number two.
Drop your papers.
Drop your papers.
People will forget what we're talking about.
Wait.
One of the laws of power is to not answer, not to participate in a group conversation?
Not specifically.
No.
It's like to keep your cards close to your chest.
Like don't reveal everything.
You'll be too available.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, work.
I need to work on that.
Me too.
The power dynamic is very clear in this relationship.
Yes, yes.
I say everything.
Me too.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's too much.
It's not bad.
It is, and I act on too many impulses.
I was trying to, the other day,
a friend was drinking out of a cup that was in a cup by accident,
and I was like, I can get that cup out of that cup.
So I just put my hands fully into his drink.
I was trying to get this cup out.
Then he was like, oh, ew.
And then I just started playing it.
I was like, I'll double down on this.
And then I was like, what are you doing?
Yes.
Yes.
So I could, I could, what's that book?
Yeah.
49 Laws of Power.
I could learn all 40 of them.
Yeah.
I need that.
My nieces were like, why is Lizzo bad?
And I was like, I'll tell you exactly why.
And I exactly told them the Lizzo story.
And then they said, oh.
Did they come to you being like, you would know why?
You know.
It all happened so organically.
They were like, oh, Lizzo's playing.
Oh, I don't like her.
I'm like, oh, yeah, ever since she got canceled.
They were like, canceled for what?
And I was like, uh, uh, uh.
Sit down, kids.
Once upon a time.
Yeah.
That's very, how old are they?
They're like 20.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were telling children about this.
Yeah.
You're just telling them what Google has provided.
Yeah.
They could have just Googled.
But again, overshare.
I'm constantly over, you don't really overshare.
I mean, no, not really.
It's really, maybe this is the dynamic then.
Oh, are you and I, I feel like you and I are very similar.
I think so, yeah.
In the friendship dynamic.
And then this.
And then this. and then this.
Two maniacs.
We do have a question that we have come up with.
How did you two meet?
Ooh, yeah.
I can't wait to hear this.
Oh my God. How do you spell I don't wait to hear this. Oh my God.
How do you spell I don't know?
That's funny.
That's funny.
That got me good.
Okay.
Okay.
Ooh, Oscar's still going.
Okay.
Ooh, Oscar's still going.
Wow.
I can't wait to see the difference.
He didn't know how to spell.
I don't know.
It's a lot of I's.
I don't know. Really?
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
One, two, three.
Let's see.
Dancing at North Carolina Improv Fest.
At an improv festival where Mono claims to have been flirting with me.
That is the tea.
Wait, you were flirting with Oscar?
Yes, yes.
I don't know.
Yes, it's true.
So we were at,
we were freaking North Carolina,
Carborough Chapel Hill
at an improv festival.
You were visiting from New York.
Yes.
And I was like,
who is this charismatic,
good dancer?
Like holding court, you know? And I was like, who is this charismatic, good dancer? Like, holding court, you know?
And I was like, he seems pretty gay.
I was lip syncing to Climax's meeting in the ladies' room.
I remember that specifically.
And then you walked up to me and you said, there could only be one.
And then you slapped me.
Yeah.
That doesn't sound like flirting.
That's not flirting at all.
Interesting technique.
I don't think I did a good job flirting.
But when I tell Oscar, like, I thought you were cute, I tried to flirt with you, and then I thought you were, like, not feeling it.
You know what I mean?
And then he denies that.
Um, I think you were just, like, playful and sort of, you were like a, you're a manic pixie dream girl.
You were just, like, playful and like like, haha, great, gotta keep dancing.
No, I think. I love that
you rolled your eyes wearing purple glasses,
a colorful hat, a vintage
t-shirt. You're like,
manic pixie dream girl, as if.
Manic pixie dream gay.
Clocked me.
No, I feel like, because you were hanging out
with like Mary Holland,
Lauren Lapkus was there too, I believe.
You were like hanging out with them and I was like, okay, okay.
And you were from LA.
Yeah.
And then years later, we like kept in touch still.
Yes.
Through like social media and stuff like that.
And then when I moved to LA.
I was like, is this a flirtation?
Oh my God.
But we connected really quick when I moved to LA.
Why are you so mad about the thought of mono flirting?
Because it was bad.
If that was flirting, it was a really bad job.
Yes, I agree.
I do agree.
I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to flirting.
I just kind of show up and smile and hope the other person knows.
He's like, you just said hello.
Yeah, exactly.
How do I read anything from that?
I'm bad at flirting too.
Yes.
What's your go-to, like, flirt move when you meet someone?
So she's hitting me going, talk to them.
Like, she'll talk and she'll flirt.
And I just simply, words escape me and I don't know.
And I end up just smiling and being like, hello.
Yeah.
I find smiling is better than talking though.
Honestly, when it comes to flirting.
Like say less and smile more.
Is that true or not true?
You do have to talk.
Yeah, you do.
You have to say words.
They'll never know.
Wait, what's your tip, Sasheer?
I don't know if I have tips.
Well, according to the 49 Laws of Power.
I was going to say.
God damn it.
No, no, no.
I guess be inquisitive.
Like ask questions.
Like, I don't know.
It could be like, oh, cool hat.
Like I have one like that from blah, blah, blah.
Where's that from?
And like see where the conversation goes.
But it's like.
Not y'all taking notes right now.
See where the conversation goes.
But it would start a conversation, yeah.
Right.
I get it.
I'm too, oh my God, enthusiastic though.
I'm too enthusiastic and sometimes I come across as like a cartoon.
And I lose the handle on the flirty energy.
Well, okay, here's the thing.
I get so confused.
Are you flirting with me or are you raised right and friendly?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's hard to decipher.
You know?
That's tough.
It's very hard.
It is hard.
Because people don't just tell you.
You have to go out.
Touch is an indicator.
Just like, you know, like a touch.
A purposeful touch.
Whoa, so cheer, what?
Oh yeah. You know, like a touch.
A purposeful touch.
Whoa, so sheer what?
Like a shoulder grab or a, you know, like a,
and it's like, oh.
Okay, it's my little, it's friendly.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna start touching people.
No, I'm kidding.
That sounds terrible.
But we soon, once we got like closer,
you moved to LA and there was a real sister vibe
just like immediately.
Okay.
I love that.
I love that.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it was a long time ago.
What year was that festival?
09, maybe?
Yeah.
08 or 09.
That's what we met.
09, I want to say.
Really?
Yeah, 09.
Confirm?
I think we met in 2008.
Well, I moved to New York in 2009 2009 so we just would not have met that's what she claimed this is not it's not possible i would love to see documents
i would love to see a lease agreement a lease agreement i'll look i'll try to find one did
you meet nicole shortly after you moved to New York?
It was within the first year.
I don't know when in the year, though.
It was definitely after my 101 class,
because my 101 teacher put us on a mashup team of women.
Yes.
And you were on it, too.
And she was your 301 teacher?
She was my 101 and 301. Yeah. So she was your 301 teacher? She was my 101 and 301.
Yeah.
So I was in 301 at that point.
Or maybe 201?
It was after the summer.
Okay.
Okay, it was after the summer.
Some year.
It was after the summer.
I know that.
Because I took my first improv class in June.
Okay.
Yes.
Of 09?
Yes. Okay. Yes. Of 09? Yes.
Oh, okay. I think.
What are you looking at?
My tattoo. What does this date say?
Oh. Wait.
Your hair's a little bit...
Historians.
Historians are working.
It says 08.
Okay, so I took... Yeah. 08? a tome Okay so I took Yeah 08?
Yeah
Okay so I took my first
Improv class June of 2
Uh 08
Okay
Nicole do you not know
What your tattoo says?
She doesn't have to
Because it's there
Yeah
She doesn't need to remember it
Because it's always there
Yeah It's gonna be even more devastating If you ask me What is it a tattoo She doesn't have to because it's there. She doesn't need to remember it because it's always there.
Yeah.
It's going to be even more devastating if you ask me, what is it a tattoo of?
What is the date?
That I don't know.
It was such a long time ago.
Yeah, do you want to know what that?
The day my dad died.
That I can't remember.
So I tattooed it right up here
so I have a hard time looking at it
and then have to get someone else to read it to me.
That's a pickup line right there.
That's a pickup line.
Do you want to know what this tattoo is?
Wait, what does it say?
What does it say?
Do you want to read my ankle?
Mommy's down there.
Oh, my God.
Your body's just an obituary.
See, yeah, I don't get why we're bad at flirting.
I simply don't understand.
Yeah. I simply don't understand.
All right, next question.
Okay.
Okay.
What is your favorite memory of traveling together?
You can write a place.
Yeah, a place or a little thing that happened.
Flirting in North Carolina.
Traveling together.
Uh-oh, have they never left the state together?
Traveling together.
Because you travel.
Yes, and you travel. I travel. And that means, certainly, we must have traveled together. Because you travel. Yes, and you travel. I travel too.
And that means, certainly, we must have traveled together at some point in our long friendship.
It could be in the state of California.
Of course.
Yeah, maybe y'all went to Riverside or something.
Did you go to Palm Springs?
Palm Springs.
Or the Nationals.
Are y'all on a sports team?
The Nationals?
Of what?
You went to Nationals?
Nationals.
Did you win?
Yeah.
Yes.
Three times.
Well, okay.
It's okay if you haven't traveled together.
It's okay. Wait, have we traveled together before? No. I don't if you haven't traveled together. Yeah, it's okay.
Wait, have we traveled together before?
No.
I don't think we've ever traveled together.
I literally write a place we've traveled to inside the city of LA.
You've never been to Vegas together?
No.
All right.
Well, this is the room for improvement.
We've got to fix that.
Well, we're going to travel together.
You are going to Portland, Oregon.
Or Portland, Maine.
Or Oregon.
We are going to Edinburgh.
Okay.
We're doing different shows, but we're both
going to be there at the same time. I'm very excited.
That's going to be so fun. When are you guys going?
Late August.
You get there August.
When's your show?
Do you want to tell people about your show? Nope your show I don't know you wanna tell people
about your show
nope
cause I don't know
when it is
Oscar
sometime in August
sometime in August baby
people will ask me
specifics about things
and I'm like
what
I don't know
no
you want me to fill my head
with useful information
no thank you
okay well I'll be
performing with
holy shit improv
I believe the first date's
August 16th
And it's going to
August 26th
Great
Nice nice
That was super fun
Yeah
Improv
10 days
Scotland
It's Scotland
Did you know that
Scotland's national
Animal is a unicorn
I didn't know that
Is it
Is it really
I love that
Oh my God.
It seems like more whimsical than the place.
I'm 92% sure.
Judith, do you mind looking that up?
Because Ben, my trainer, is from Scotland.
Really?
And I feel like he said that to me once because I have a unicorn keychain.
And I think he was like, Unicorn.
Yes.
You're right in the pocket.
Keep going.
Did you know that that's a national animal? It's perfect. Yeah, you're right in the pocket. Keep going.
It's perfect.
Yeah, I got to get there.
I mean, these are my people.
They named their national animal something that doesn't exist.
That's pretty funny.
That's great. So is Iceland's national animal a fairy?
Iceland?
Yeah.
I do have a lot of fairies, yeah.
It's like a very, very heavy culture.
I wonder.
A gyro falcon?
A gralfon?
A gralfon.
A gear falcon.
It's a bird.
A real one.
Interesting.
Oh.
If you want to grab a quick photo of the
creature, you will need to gain special permission.
Who are you asking? The Grafalcon?
Yo, can I
get a snap? They have to sign
a photo release for you.
They're only on Getty.
I have to approve these
before you post it. Okay, should we write
where we would like to go together?
Of course. And that's easy. And that's super easy. That is it. Okay, should we write where we would like to go together? Yes! Of course. And that's easy.
And that's super easy.
That is easy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
Show us!
Japan!
Yeah!
Oh, that's nice.
Love it.
I want to go to Japan so bad.
Oscar, have you been?
Yes.
For the first time last year, yes.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
And Mano's been.
And I've been,
and then we were just like,
oh, let's go have the best time together and eat the food.
The food looks so good.
Best food in my life.
Right, Oscar belongs there because his fashion is good.
I was born there, but I haven't been as an adult.
The sore subject.
Near Okinawa?
In Okinawa, yeah.
In Okinawa.
Wow.
On the Air Force Base.
So cool.
Yeah.
Since she's been and I haven't. We have to go. Zip Air. We gotta fix that. That's Zip Air. We gotta fix that. Zip Air, please sponsor us. In Okinawa. Yeah. Wow. On the Air Force Base. So cool. Yeah. It's been a long time since she's been and I haven't.
We have to go.
Zip Air.
We gotta fix that.
We gotta fix that.
I really wanna go.
Zip Air?
Zip Air is great.
I like Zip Air a lot.
Because it's zip zaps up.
When the door closes, does it go zzzz?
It's just a giant zipper.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Well, I mean, some airlines, it's like that.
I flew Ryanair and it was like a pretend plane.
We were sitting in the doorway.
It was so wild.
No.
Okay, what is your favorite thing about your friend wow yeah what is it wow wow um
wow okay i guess i'm gonna try to pick one thing oh oh that's nice. Oh, good. You bought that. Good. I thought you said buco de pepe.
Yeah, I thought you said.
Then you said, oh, good.
You bought that.
And I was like, hmm, pasta?
I still haven't been to a buco de pepe.
What?
Mm-mm.
They're kind of fun.
Have you been?
I think so.
You've been to a buco de pepe?
I think when I was younger, probably.
Like for a birthday party or something.
They have them in the Midwest?
Yeah.
Wow. They're not an East Coast thing. No. Mm-mm. I didn birthday party or something. They have them in the Midwest? Yeah. Wow.
They're not an East Coast thing.
No.
What's the East Coast equivalent?
Olive Garden?
I guess so, right?
Because it's Italian?
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah?
Spaghetti Factory?
But we didn't have those up north.
No.
Where are you from, Oscar?
New York.
Queens.
Really?
Yeah.
Queens born and raised?
Well, no.
Columbia.
Oh, yes. Queens. Really? Yeah. Queens born and raised? Well, no, Columbia. Oh, yes.
Remember the bio?
Oscar grew up across the street from a dump yard, right?
Landfill.
A landfill.
In Columbia.
Oh.
In Meda.
Oh.
I just think it's such a fun detail.
I used to play with animal carcasses when I was young.
Wow.
Wow. And then is that why you moved to the States?
Your parents were like, we gotta
get rid of this.
They couldn't move to a different street. They just had to move
to a different country.
Far away from here. How old were you when you moved here?
Twelve.
They speak Spanish in Colombia, right? Yes.
Are you fluent in Spanish?
Hola, me llamo Nicole.
Ay, hablas espanol.
No.
Yo hablo espanol pequeño, but yo wants it.
But yo wants it.
Why did that?
I felt like a dirty man flirting. I speak a little bit of Spanish, but I wants it. Why did that? I felt like a dirty man flirting.
I speak a little bit of Spanish, but I want it.
I want to speak Spanish so bad.
I want it so bad.
Okay, what is your favorite thing about your friend?
Uno, dos, tres.
Fearless. Okay, what is your favorite thing about your friend? Uno, dos, tres. There we go.
Ooh.
Fearless, endlessly supportive, and willing to connect.
Wow, these are great answers.
Explain these answers. What do you mean by that?
Well, Oscar has a thing I don't have,
because I'm kind of stuck in my head,
and he's not.
He's very in his body.
You know what I mean?
Like, so like, which is why we're, it's really nice to be friends with him.
Because like, I'll be overthinking something.
And he like, helps me be like, just feel it.
Or just like, especially with like, the drag show.
I can get kind of stuck in my head overthinking stuff.
And Oscar will be like, just feel it.
Just like, have fun.
Just act it.
Or think of your intention.
Like, all these like, great acting. I'm a good acting coach. She's a good actor. school be like just feel it just like have fun just uh act it or think of your intention like
all these like great i'm a good acting coach she's a good actor um so i feel like that translates to
be like oh i wish i had a little more of that yeah that's nice i like that oscar yes well i mean like
it's no secret like mano's always there you, like absolutely supportive in every single way.
Always willing to hear you out. You know, you have friends that like have a sort of like capacity of like being there for you, it seems like, you know, which is boundaries.
Great. Important. Right. But with Mano, he's like always willing to be like, no, let's really talk about this and i didn't write this down but
the honestly like you're one of the very few people to call me on my bullshit like to really
be like hey that thing you did really hurts my feelings and here's why and like i need that i
need someone who's like calling me out because you know i'm just like we i don't know what the
hell i'm doing so sometimes you know i need somebody like we i don't know what the hell i'm doing so sometimes
you know i need somebody to be like sure hey hey hey hey hey yeah not too much yeah not too much
but it's also to your credit that like you're receptive to it of course i have friends who i'm
like oh they could never handle my truth yeah but for some reason i don't know we were always like
really tight and kind of got each other where i was like, I think I'm saying this could bring us closer.
And I think it has.
I think so, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
Those moments are essential to a relationship.
You have to be able to say, hey, in order for us to keep this going, this needs to be worked on.
And that's important.
Yeah.
Because you want to be in each other's lives.
Yeah. Yeah. That's really cute. So nice. Do Yeah. Because you want to be in each other's lives. Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh,
that's really cute.
So nice.
Do you think we'll ever
not talk to each other?
Like,
what would it take
for us to like
terminate our friendship?
Write it down.
What is the one thing
that can happen
that would terminate
your friendship?
Okay.
Oh,
boy,
oh,
boy,
oh,
boy,
oh,
What would terminate
our friendship?
Yeah,
I want to know
you burn my house down
that'd be pretty tough to come back from
what if it was an accident
okay if it was an accident no
but if you purposely
why would you do that
I don't know
why would you do that
I wouldn't
I guess
I feel like Why would you do that? I wouldn't. I guess.
I feel like if you burnt my house down, I would be mad.
I would still talk to you.
Even if it was on purpose, I would just like bring it up a lot.
Remember when you burned my house down?
On purpose?
What was that about?
Should we talk about it?
Yeah.
Are you going through something?
Why did you do that?
Why did you cross out?
No, no, I underlined something. Oh, you underlined it.
Okay.
I underlined something.
Do you have it?
I know.
I wrote it down, but even then after I wrote it down, I was like,
well, I mean, whatever.
Okay.
I guess if you really crossed a boundary
Yeah
That felt upsetting
Like?
Yeah, you gotta be more specific
Honking my titty?
Oh my god
I don't think that's enough
I think we can bounce back from that
I also think so
Okay, if you scoop my eyes out at night
I'd be pretty mad about that
And you don't got no eyes anymore?
Yeah Okay What if it's like Okay, maybe I'll my eyes out at night, I'd be pretty mad. And you don't got no eyes anymore? Yeah.
Okay.
What if it's like,
okay, maybe I'll say this before or after,
but like, I always find like there are pranks.
Like I see pranks on Instagram and I'm like,
oh, if my friend did that prank to me,
I don't think I could be friends with them still.
There was one prank where this woman was in a car
and her boyfriend and his friends jumped out of a truck
and banged in her windshield.
I saw this.
And then he proposed to her.
No.
Yes.
And she said yes.
And I was like,
no,
have you seen that?
I have seen that.
It's wild.
It sucks.
Yeah.
If you did a fake attack on me,
I think I'd be really upset.
Oh yeah.
That'd be really bad.
If I like orchestrated a kidnapping or something.
Wait,
actually.
You love. Wait, I don't have to answer any something. Wait, actually? You buff.
Wait, I don't have to answer any emails?
No, there's no responsibility?
I'm just twerking?
Well, it's only for like a day.
Oh.
She'd be mad because she wanted a longer kidnapping.
Like forever.
Take me away.
I really have to think about it but let's see yours
okay
three two one
sleep with my husband
oh
Oscar said
leaked my nudes
does Mano
have your nudes
no I don't have nudes
but if I would
Mano would know
about them
take care of these
take care
take care
take care of these does that entail taking care of your. Take care of these.
Is that until taking care of your eye cloud?
That's so funny.
Take care of it.
And the second I went to sleep with my husband,
I was like, oh, they're having
fun.
What did you underline? My?
No, husband.
Husband.
My husband.
I don't know why I think that would be
really hard for me
to bounce back from
because it's
you and him
yes
being like
my close friend
and my partner
being like what
yeah for sure
if I had a husband
I think I'd be mad
about that
yeah
understandably
yeah I don't think
I would talk to you
ever again
yeah I think
that's for sure
yeah
oh yeah what if it was an accident Yeah, I don't think I would talk to you ever again. Yeah, I think that's for sure. Yeah. Oh.
Yeah.
What if it was an accident?
She tripped, fell, and fell onto my husband's giant penis.
I was lighting a candle, slipped, fell on his dick, lit the house on fire.
And he was hard because he was getting sperm samples ready so that you could have them down the road for your future children.
But he knows I don't want kids.
Well, then he wasn't right for you.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I think that was because I, yeah, I had a friend back in the day who, the man wasn't even my boyfriend.
He was just a boy I had a crush on.
And that was like the beginning of our demise
where I was like, oh, this girl's like not nice.
She hooked up with that guy.
Yeah.
After you told her that you were like.
He left the party and climbed in through a window
as to not disturb me because I was sleeping
in the living room.
That sucks.
And I was like, I swear I heard his voice.
And for a year she lied about it.
Shut up.
And then she brought it up randomly.
And she was like, you know, when I fuck so and so.
And I was like, I thought you said you didn't.
She was like, no, I was kidding. And she was like, you know, when I fuck so and so and I was like, I thought you said you didn't. She was like,
no,
I was kidding
and I was like,
whoa.
I think the lying
would also be worse to me.
Yes.
That you lied to my face
for a year about it.
Yeah.
It wasn't nice
and I didn't like it.
Yeah.
But I will say it,
we did remain friends
for a little bit more after
until I was like,
enough!
Yeah.
Enough!
Ah!
Yeah. Oscar, can I have your nudes?
Do you trust me with your nudes?
That would take it to a 10.
Really?
Yes.
Okay.
But also I feel like I care less about my nudes.
A little bit.
Really?
Like if your nudes got leaked, would you be mad?
No.
No.
I don't know who would want to see them, number one.
But number two, everyone... I don't know who would want to see them, number one. But number two, but number two.
I can't stand her.
Everyone, everyone.
Eight, eight, back to eight.
No, but everyone, like, isn't everyone's nudes out there?
Like, who cares anymore?
No.
No, not everyone's.
But it's not even a story anymore.
I'm asking you, if your nudes were released.
Yeah, and you're responsible for it.
And I know you were the one who did it.
And I was the one who released them.
Yes, I would be mad.
Okay.
So you do care if your nudes get leaked?
I guess it would be weirder.
Yes.
I guess what I'm saying is I could do the damage control in my brain to be like,
my nudes are out there, it's fine, but I would, yes, still be mad at you.
You would be mad if your nudes got leaked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would be too, but then I would just be like, well, I guess that's it.
That's my body.
I mean, yeah.
So it's like to a point, I'd be like, fuck.
But then I'd be like, well, nothing I can do about it.
It's not a body.
And it's like, yeah, I did do a book where I'm in a bikini.
I mean, all you did was take the bikini off.
But you know what?
I guess there's a part where it's like.
Yes.
I wish you the video.
And that's why we filmed this.
That's why we filmed this.
But wouldn't that be liberating to just be like, everyone's seen me naked.
It's over.
Yeah.
It's over.
It's over.
My body will never change.
It'll stay exactly as it was.
That reminded me of a song from Rent.
Talk to me.
So it's right before the I'll cover you reprise where they go, it's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Okay.
Musical theater girl.
Next question is what is something that drives your,
wait, what's something you do?
These questions always pick me up.
What's something you do that drives your friend crazy?
So I'm writing what I do.
Yeah, that you think Oscar finds annoying, troublesome.
Oh, it's getting long.
Yeah, it is getting real long.
We do bicker like old people.
No, we don't.
Shut up.
No, you don't.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Reveal.
Mom said overthink, overanalyze.
Okay, with the slashes.
Oscar said not texting or being late.
Yes.
Yes.
True, true, true, true.
We've definitely vocalized each other's frustrations.
It's hard, too, because you want to be as honest as possible so it's not passive aggressive.
That's what I'm working on.
Because sometimes you're like, I'm going to make a joke.
You're like, no, that's passive aggressive.
Just say it.
Yeah.
That's good, though.
Just say it.
Yeah.
That's good editing.
And then how, when Oscar is late, how do you vocalize,
I'm upset that you're late even though you weren't parked?
I know it.
You can just feel it on me.
Even if I'm like a second late,
he has this aura of like, hmph.
Well, I was on time.
I know, I'm trying to be better.
I know.
Who's on time anymore?
Like, literally, who?
I think, okay, for me, it's the amount.
What?
It's upsetting.
A lot of people.
What?
A lot of people.
I think I'm specifically triggered by late in a way that maybe not everyone is.
But I think 10 minutes is a normal amount of late.
Definitely.
Okay.
Yeah, I think 10 minutes is fine.
And what is your late?
Sometimes it's... Are you answering your late? Sometimes it's,
sometimes it's more. Are you answering for me?
Whoop, whoop, whoop. Are you answering for me?
Right on the boards.
Sometimes it's more.
Overanalyzing.
Okay, go ahead.
You know, I'll try, you know,
I don't have a car, so it is just, you know,
when I get there. It's hard, yeah.
I also don't know what's going on half the time. True, true. So I'll be like, oh, I should have been there. I get it. I also don't know what's going on half the time.
True, true.
So I'll be like, oh, I should have been there.
I should have left the house 20 minutes ago.
True.
Oscar was recently like half an hour late
for like a brunch lunch.
Brunch lunch.
A brunch lunch.
And I was like,
I was like just trying to like think normal about it.
Did you buy it?
No, not at all.
Because.
Did you buy it?
We were at brunch.
And I was like, well, it was like, it wasn't like a business thing.
It was just like us kicking, hanging out.
And I was like, I'm just going to be late.
No, no.
Our friend, wonderful producer of Bad Drag Race, Jackie Waldman.
And, you know, I show up.
I'm a little late.
I'm a little late.
Half an hour.
But then they have to be a little late.
And they had to, they were waiting for me.
They weren't even sitting.
They wouldn't see us.
So I was like, oh, they're probably sitting, kiki-ing with each other.
I'm not leaving Mono by himself.
He's with Jackie.
They're cute.
They're fine.
I show up and Mono, in the tersest way possible, is like, we couldn't find a seat because you haven't been here yet.
Yeah, they wouldn't see us.
We weren't all here.
And I said, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I message received.
Okay.
Yeah.
I need to just – but that's what's tough, right?
Like, even in that moment, how can I be honest and then also enjoy it?
Because I thought we had a great lunch after I got over my feelings.
But it's hard to do both.
You could.
Overthink, overanalyze.
Tell Oscar an earlier time.
Yeah.
Yes.
That actually works for me.
Sometimes you get hip to it. And then you don't respect it anymore. Do you do that? No. Yes. That actually works for me. But then sometimes you get hip to it.
And then you don't respect it anymore.
Do you do that?
No.
I will, I'll text her and be like,
I'll see you in 20 or see you soon, I'm leaving now.
Like pulling up or something.
Which is very helpful.
Yeah.
Yes, Mano does the same thing sometimes.
We'll have somewhere to be and on the same day he'll be like,
are you excited about so-and-so?
He'll always try to be positive about it.
But he is speaking down in a condescending way.
And I don't mind it.
I love it.
I'm like, oh, yeah, I did forget about this.
Okay, yes, now I know to be there.
Do you use the calendar on your phone?
I do.
And sometimes I don't write stuff in there.
It was a game changer for me.
Really?
Yeah.
I used a paper calendar up until like a year, maybe two years ago.
But it is funny.
It is a calendar that I share with all of my representation.
And sometimes they'll be like, what is this?
Like even social events, you'll like.
Because I don't like the other colors
of the other calendars.
You should do it.
What, do another calendar?
Oh no, I'm telling Oscar, just do this.
Sending it to you.
But here's what I do, when I confirm plans,
I go putting it in the calendar.
So as I'm typing, putting it in the calendar,
I will open the calendar.
That only works 75% of the time.
Okay, because I'm the same way. I'm like, okay, we made plans. I gotta put this in the calendar. I will open the calendar. That only works 75% of the time. Okay, because I'm the same way. I'm like, okay, we made
plans. I got to put this in the calendar and then I
completely forget. Yeah.
You'll never see me there. Yeah.
Yeah. Or you'll see me an hour late.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That part. Here's another
question. Okay. Which one
of you would do better on Survivor?
Ooh. Now
this is interesting. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
How do you spell neither?
I love how much you're writing.
It's just your names.
This is true.
It's either or. Okay.
Okay.
Three, two, one. Yes. Both said Oscar. Three, two, one.
Yes.
Both said Oscar.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, why?
I think just the social aspect of the game
would drive Mono crazy.
I feel like you would slay in the challenges.
Like physically, I feel like you got it to win it.
But as soon as someone gives you any kind of side eye, you'd be like, I want to go home.
Yeah, that's true.
I think I'm pretty sensitive to like social situations in a way that you can't be on Survivor.
Definitely.
And you have to play it cool.
You have to make friends.
And that's not that I'm not friendly, but.
You're too friendly.
Okay.
Yeah, that's a problem too. See, I'm not friendly, but You're too friendly. Okay, yeah, that's a problem too.
See, I'm too enthusiastic.
Just like in dating,
I'm either too enthusiastic or
I don't know, I think some people
won't be buying what I'm selling.
But you're good with a lot of different kinds of people.
Yeah, the social aspect doesn't bother me.
It's the actual surviving part.
Right.
If I'm there and I'm like,
where's food?
I'd be like, get me out of here.
Or like running, nah.
But you would like play the social game.
You're like a sari to me.
Oh.
Oh.
A couch potato.
A couch potato? I meant a mastermind.
Or a Sandra.
That's part of her appeal though. She's like, I'm a couch potato that did's part of her appeal, though.
She's like, you know, I'm a couch potato that did this and did a really good job.
So I'm like, yeah, Serene's like my hero, truly.
Sandra, too.
It's giving Sandra.
Yeah, Sandra, that part.
Yeah, you'd be better for sure.
It's just the, I feel like you would get, you would have an alliance.
Someone not in your alliance would get close to you
and you would be like, okay, here's the tea.
And then just ruin your entire day.
Yeah, and I'm not as malleable as you.
You know, Oscar's like malleable.
He's like, okay, things are changing.
We're moving, we're flowing.
But like my like Virgo overthink energy is like,
no, we made a plan.
And that'll kill you real quick.
But you did one of those survivor things out here too, right?
I did one where I did good
and I did one where I did awful.
What's a survivor thing?
It's an in-person survivor thing
that somebody has organized.
Yeah.
It's like a survivor...
Does that answer your question?
Oh, it's an in-person survivor thing.
It's like...
All right.
It's not affiliated with the CBS program.
Okay.
It's somebody running their own version of Survivor
for the day. Am I correct? Yes, correct. Okay, cool's somebody running their own version of Survivor for the day.
Am I correct?
Yes, correct.
Okay, cool.
I did one organized
by Matt Pavlovich,
and I did good on that one.
I made it to fifth place.
What was your strategy there?
I was just friends with everyone.
So people were just like,
he's nice,
let's not vote him out yet.
And then the other one,
I was too nice.
Ryan Barton put one together,
and I was way too nice.
I biffed it.
I was like, even before the game started, I was like, hey, girl.
I know you.
Hey, hey, it's me, Mono.
They're like, get him out of here.
He knows too many people.
It was a bad call.
Who would do better?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me.
Wow. I. Wow.
I think me.
Oh, that's interesting.
I don't think he would do good at all.
At all?
Not in the slightest.
Why not?
Because you don't really like people.
What do you mean I don't like people?
You have a real cutoff for people,
and I watch it happen all the time.
The light goes out from your eyes, and you're like, I'm not here anymore.
Y'all might still be here having a nice time, but I'm gone.
And outside for long periods of time, I don't see it for you.
Running around, I don't see it for you.
Wow.
Sleeping outside, getting bitten up by bugs.
Well, I don't want that.
I don't see it for you, but you don't bugs. Well, I don't want that. I don't see it for you.
But you don't either.
Tea, tea, tea.
You absolutely can't last outside that long.
One point.
Okay, yeah.
Point to Sasheer, point to Nicole.
That is, yes.
But I do think I could tolerate people longer than you.
And I think I could make, I think I can make alliances.
Yeah.
You can make alliances for sure.
Can you ask your listeners to vote?
Yeah. Sound off in the comments below that's a big poll yeah who would do better honestly
where's my fucking camera sound off in the comments below honestly honestly uh we would
both lose we would both do terribly yes we would get sent home before... Okay, so I think of
the one that we were watching where everyone
was on that big ship and they had to
unlock a thing. They dive in
all their clothes and then they get
and paddle in row.
And if you're telling me I have to jump in the water
fully clothed in a sweater that someone
picked out for me even though I'm living outside,
I'm not doing it.
Yeah, I wouldn't last long because I don't like
swimming like that. But I feel like
that won't fuck up your game.
People are like, oh, Nicole.
She don't want to do shit.
Let's keep her around.
You know what I mean? Let's keep her around.
See, there is strategy there.
What are you doing? I was just doodling.
Doodling.
Okay, this is, I have to tell you, this reminds me of my dream
idea for a Survivor season. A season
of Survivor where everyone wants to
go home first.
So it's like, no one wants to
be there. So it truly is a game
of no, send me home.
I'm the most injured.
Or send me home.
I won't let you sleep.
I won't let you sleep.
I won't let you sleep. I won't let you sleep. I won't let you sleep.
Wouldn't that be fun?
That's really funny.
That is really funny.
Just people just out waiting everyone.
Like, well, you do it.
I'm not going to do it.
No one starts the challenges.
No one starts the challenges.
The worst player wins immunity.
That's so funny.
You have good ideas.
Like RuPaul's Drag Race No Stars,
or It's All People You've Forgotten About.
I would love that.
We did that so long ago. We actually did
a mock-up of the No Stars season.
We did. And we casted the
season. They've all been on
All Stars. That's pretty funny.
They've all made it on somehow.
They've all made it on.
It's crazy.
Would y'all do well on The Amazing Race? I don't know that They all made it on somehow. They all made it on. Wow. It's crazy. That's funny. Well.
Which y'all do well on The Amazing Race.
I don't know that show that well.
I think you go somewhere.
Yeah.
Do like a scavenger hunt? It's both of y'all together.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
And it's a race between like 12 groups of two.
And you just travel the world and do little challenges.
And do you get on planes?
Yeah.
You have to like pick the right time for the air.
You have to like plan it all.
Oh no. That might be hard for us.
That would be our demise. We rely on other people to plan
our trips. It would be like I thought you booked
the flight. Yeah. We almost
missed. We went to
South Africa. We almost missed our
connecting flight in Amsterdam
because we were just sitting
very close to the gate,
but not at the gate. But not at the gate to see things.
Talking.
TV.
And I was like,
so Shira, when is our flight?
And she was like,
oh, I think it's at one.
And I was like,
I don't think so.
Or no, I was like,
when do we board?
You were like one.
I was like, no,
it leaves at one.
And we looked and we're like,
oh, so that means
we're probably boarding now.
And I was like,
actually, I think boarding is closed.
We walked up and it was like the last two people were getting on.
And we're like, good thing we checked.
Oh, my God.
That's nuts.
That's really nuts.
Yeah, so maybe we wouldn't do well.
We would do really poorly.
Okay, last question for you two.
Oh, okay, okay.
What do you hope you're both doing 20 years from now?
20?
Individually, together, what's life look like?
What will we be doing?
I also have a bonus question to think about.
20, huh?
Yeah.
Your bonus question is,
what animal do you think Oscar would be
and what animal do you think Mano would be
if could be switched into an animal by a witch?
Okay.
And do you want them to combine it with this answer?
I just want it written in the corner.
I just want it written in the corner.
Okay.
A little asterisk.
What do I think animal Oscar would turn into if by a witch?
I'm so mad you repeated it the way I said it.
Not as a punishment, but like an elderly witch was like, hello.
Why is she British?
Hello, governor.
What kind of animal would you like to be for a day
Oh she's giving us a choice
So it's a perk actually
It's not a punishment
So Oscar what kind of animal do you think
Mana would choose to be for a day
By a witch
Okay time
Wait no
Okay Okay Okay, time. Wait, no.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so let's do the 20-year question first.
We're going to see both the answers.
I'm hiding it.
Three, two, one.
Working on a TV show together with Japan.
In Japan?
Oh, my God.
With Japan.
It does kind of look like a W, but it looks like a W. In Japan. It does look like a W. With Japan. In Japan? Oh my God. With Japan. Who's Japan? It does kind of look like a W,
but it's Japan.
In Japan,
with Japan.
And then Oscar said,
performing together,
cutting it up,
having a successful podcast.
Finally.
Finally.
We have been trying for a while.
That's funny.
No one cares what we have to say.
It's going to be a real story once we climb that hill.
Okay, let's see the animal that you think Oscar wants to be, Mano.
A platypus.
And is that an egg?
What is that drawing?
Literally the poisonous animal.
That's a poisonous animal.
It's the only mammal that lays eggs.
Because that reads me?
Because, like, you love Pokemon.
What?
You love Pokemon. I? You love Pokemon.
I don't love Pokemon.
You love Pokemon.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you.
This is an attack.
This is an attack.
Okay, what do you think Mono wants to be?
A marmoset.
What the hell is a marmoset?
What are these animals?
Yeah, what are these?
What the fuck is a marmoset?
What are you, scientists?
Can we, Judith, do you mind looking for a marmoset?
Yes, a platypus and a marmoset.
A marmoset?
Wow.
Marmoset. You guys can take anything on a dollar's mind looking through a marmoset? Yes, a platypus and a marmoset. A marmoset? Wow. Marmoset.
You guys can take anything on an old McDonald's farm.
What's marmoset?
Yeah.
These are offshoot animals.
These are...
These are...
The B-size?
Young...
Young...
Frick-dougles.
I'm sorry.
Exotic animals.
What?
I was trying...
I was trying to think of a different thing other than old McDonald's
I said young
for Donald
and their exotic animal farm
anyway
it didn't work out
ew
that's funny
right like
should I be offended
a little
it's a balding monkey
it's a balding monkey
it's got cute hair
it's cute
it's little
it's little
it is very little
and it's always hanging out.
Always hanging out.
Look up platypus to see who should be more offended.
Definitely me.
You think?
Yeah.
I don't know, Marmoset is not like.
Okay, what do you see for yourself?
Like, come on.
You know, I like.
These are my nudes.
I think that's kind of.
These are my nudes.
They're very flat.
They are funny looking. They're very flat. They are funny looking.
They're funny looking.
They have poisonous saliva.
They do.
Oh shit.
Poisonous to everyone?
That's true.
Your tongue
your tongue can hurt.
I can cut a bitch out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
But I mean
I always think of you
as somebody
you're like counterculture
in a way that
I wish I was.
But remember
You're not mainstream.
What does counterculture mean?
You're a person.
Oscar is notoriously our friend.
Oh, no.
Friend Drew Tarver once described us as,
you as funky mono and me as basic Oscar.
Oh, my God.
That's very funny.
So Oscar has like style
and is like not afraid to like make a choice,
which is why a platypus felt appropriate.
That's a funky animal for sure.
What kind of animal do you want to be?
Do I want to be?
Yeah, the witch gave you a choice.
What would you want to turn into?
Which one?
Panther.
A panther?
They're so sexy.
They are sexy.
Yeah, they're very sexy. You know? But a panther? Why not? I love you girl, but panther? They're so sexy. They are sexy. Yeah, they're very sexy.
You know?
But a panther?
Why not?
I love you, girl, but panther?
You don't see it for me?
I think Oscar's saying it's basic.
I'm not saying it's basic.
It's like a panther's got some...
It's too sneaky for you.
Not too much.
It's too sneaky.
It's too sneaky.
Well, I didn't say what animal I think I would...
You know what I mean?
Sure.
You know what I mean? You weren't aspiring to be a panther. Yes. Yeah, I didn't say what animal I think I would. You know what I mean? Sure. You know what I mean?
You want to be a panda.
Yes.
Yeah, I aspire.
Goals, goals, goals.
Oscar, what do you want to be?
I want to be a panda bear.
Aw.
Just tumble around?
Yeah, nice and cozy.
That's cute.
Eat the wood.
Yeah, what about y'all?
Yeah.
Oh, I've answered this.
I want to be a kawaka.
What the fuck is that?
People have said in comments, I say it this. I want to be a kawaka. What the fuck is that? People have said in comments, I say it incorrectly.
I don't care.
That's what it looks like it's spelled or how it's pronounced.
Can you show them a kawaka?
Kawaka.
Yeah, it looks like that man in that movie with that woman with the boobs.
That's every movie.
Is it Glenn Powell?
Yeah.
Yeah, look, it looks just like Glenn Powell.
Oh, my God, it's so cute.
See, this is a correct answer.
This is a correct answer for Nicole.
Like, if you pose for a picture with him, they're happy and they smile.
That's really cute.
Okay, so, Shira, what about you?
A tiger.
Oh, yes.
Yes, absolutely.
Oh, yes. Yes, absolutely.
Yeah, they're very like stealthy and independent and strong and respected.
Yeah, yeah.
I like those.
It is funny because I wear a lot of leopard print.
So I feel like a lot of people be like, Nicole, wouldn't you want to be a leopard?
No.
No.
Small, cute.
Yes.
Fed by humans.
Marmoset. Marmoset. I'd be a marmoset. Do they get fed up by humans marmoset marmoset
I'd be a marmoset
do they get fed up by humans
yeah
okay
well there you go
I'm into it
I don't want to be wild
I don't want to be wild
no
I don't want to be tamed
I don't want to forge
for my own food
if I'm getting turned
into an animal
I would like my life
to be easier
sure
for sure
but panthers know how to flirt like you know what I'm saying I think kaw, I would like my life to be easier. Sure. For sure.
But panthers know how to flirt.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I think kawakas know how to flirt.
They're like, meh.
No!
And that's flirting.
Well, thank you so much for doing this.
Thank you so much.
You passed.
I believe you guys are friends.
You passed. Yay! Now we have you so much. You passed. I believe you guys are friends. You passed.
Yay.
Now we have to travel somewhere. You have to.
Yes, you have to.
We are going to Edinburgh.
Edinburgh.
Well, that's it.
Okay, wait.
Before we go, though,
can y'all give us tips on how to be best friends?
Oh, I like that.
Be around each other a lot.
Yeah.
Never get sick of them.
When you leave a hangout, call them on the phone.
Call them frantically after you haven't heard from them for four hours and go, where were you?
That happened this week for both of us.
Really?
Yes.
I was like, it's been too... You haven't responded to my memes? You haven't responded
to the texts? You haven't responded to the group
texts? Where are you?
And then I scrolled up the group texts
to see when you last responded
and I was like, it's been hours!
I need to do that.
I think I still am at the phase where i'm like i don't want to like
be overbearing or something to me yeah your family girl oh yeah i think you can never be
too overbearing okay and if you call i will always ignore it yeah you won't answer anyways
but i might i might have my phone on me listen if I have my phone on me, I will pick up the phone.
I just don't know where my phone is most of the time.
Yeah, calling is more reliable.
And about random stuff, too.
People just be like, I have this random thought.
I saw a weird bird.
And then you just talk about it and see where it goes.
I called her at like 11.45 p.m.
because I saw a sign that said,
Rah-Ma Drugs.
R-A-M-A Drugs, Rah-Ma Drugs. R-A-M-A Drugs.
Rah-Ma Drugs.
And you were like, get it?
And I was like, what?
What's the joke?
What's...
Rah-Ma Drugs!
I get it.
Thank you.
Was it a pharmacy?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's in Glendale.
And I honestly, every time, I will take a route that takes me past it so I can guffaw.
Every time I pass it, I like slap my steering wheel.
I'm like, it's just so funny.
Robot drugs.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, I'll call you to be like, I had a thought.
Like, I think yesterday I was watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading documentary.
And I was like, Sashir, first of all, I haven't heard from you.
We caught up about your day.
And then I was like, and then that song, there's a song in it.
It's like Thunder
Thunder
Do you know what song I'm talking about?
ACDC?
Yes
What the hell?
Based on Thunder
Shazam over here
Yeah truly you are Shazam
After we listened to it she was, that did sound like that song.
But it took me a minute.
You didn't know it?
Thunder.
Thunder.
Well, see you later.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
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