Blank Check with Griffin & David - Mad Max: Fury Road with Emily Yoshida
Episode Date: May 24, 2020Emily Yoshida (Night Call podcast) joins #thetwofriends to discuss George Miller's magnum opus Mad Max: Fury Road. Together they examine the masterful world building, the flawed leadership of Immortan... Joe, lumps, the performances of Charlize Theron, Tom Hardy, Nicholas Hoult and so much more! SFX: "VVZ-A#3-2.wav" by sorohanro; "Vuvuzela-04.wav" by theTone; "horror ambience 07.wav" by klankbeeld. Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
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Oh, what a cast!
What a lovely podcast!
Yeah, great.
Did I fuck up the mic?
No.
No? Okay.
It is a lovely podcast, though.
Yeah.
It's a lovely podcast.
Despite my immediate fear that I had ruined the entire episode,
it is a lovely podcast.
Lovely is the word I would use to describe it.
This is going to be a lovely cast.
It's raining outside and I'm sick.
Yeah.
Okay, wait. I went to Chinatown and I'm sick. Yeah. Okay, wait.
I went to Chinatown.
I got a pork bun.
Ooh, cozy.
Wait, what are you doing this to me?
I'm sick.
You don't want a bun?
I couldn't go.
A little bun.
I ate a lizard to get ready for this episode.
You ate a two-headed lizard?
Yeah, I ate two pounds of sand.
Was that like a bad idea?
I drank some water.
Aqua-Cola?
I mean, sorry, sorry, water. Aqua-Cola? I mean,
sorry, sorry, sorry. Aqua-Cola
TM. Hello, everybody.
This is Blank Check with Griffin and David. I'm Griffin.
I'm David. And this is a podcast about
filmographies. Directors who have massive success
early on in their career and are given a series of blank checks
to make whatever crazy passion projects they want.
And sometimes those checks clear,
and sometimes they bounce, baby.
And this is one of the biggest clears of all time.
At least culturally, you know, in terms of perception.
Like Avatar is a humongous clear
in terms of like return on investment
versus doubts against it.
Yes.
I mean, this made less money than Avatar.
But this is creatively one of the greatest clears in history.
Well, yes.
And also, expectations would have been so low.
Well, it just felt like we've been through this a bunch of times.
We always get hyped up.
The thing is going to disappoint.
And then it comes out, it does really well, and everyone loves it.
And it's sort of like, oh, great.
Had you guys been tracking the long development road of Mad Max
the furious development road
the furious development
the fury road to making it
honestly I don't think so
because it's been going on
for so long
I feel like it wasn't
I think I was vaguely aware
of that
that right
that he had always been trying
to make a fourth one
and then it would be announced
like Mel's not gonna be in it
and he'd be like
yeah well obviously
Mel's not gonna be
you know like
right
but it always sounded stupid
and then I remember
that trailer posted.
Yeah.
The first one.
Which was at Comic-Con the year before it came out.
And I was like, well, this looks great, but it's a trailer.
Yeah.
Good trailer, though.
Good trailer.
Yeah.
And then I think there were just more trailers, and it sort of became like, well, okay, this
is, I think this is gonna rule.
I'm gonna do a rough timeline of the development thing.
Because I weirdly was not even that big of a Mad Max fan at that point.
I became a fan later into the development cycle.
But I remember tracking it because it felt like another Curio story like the Terry Gilliam Don Quixote where it was like, oh, this is some cursed movie that's never going to happen.
Yeah.
Sure.
Which also made it feel like if it happens, it will either be a disaster or it will just
be.
He never got to make it.
Isn't that the weirdest thing in the world?
It's so weird that he made it and people are like, eh.
People are like, oh.
I was there.
I was there.
You were there for the first audience.
For the first screening of it.
It was the most anticlimactic thing that I've ever.
And people were just kind of like, hmm.
They were just like, okay, I guess I guess well that's out of our system
it's like
Chinese democracy
or something
100%
that's so
it's usually a
Chinese democracy
situation
you wait that long
and then everyone's like
oh no we're
definitely no longer
that interested in this
I mean Buckethead though
Buckethead though
well he rips on that album
but it is so bizarre
like re-watching this I just kept on thinking about Man Who Killed Don Quixote where it's like the fact that that movie already doesn't exist.
When it just, it felt like it either needed to be a masterpiece or a disaster.
Piece.
Yes.
Is so bizarre.
And then there was that thing where after it played at Cannes Con, then the release got canceled and Amazon dropped it.
And it was like, okay, well, this is fulfilling the legacy.
Now the movie is not going to be seen ever again.
The thing is that it's not even that bad.
It's just nothing.
And now it's just quietly on iTunes.
It's not bad.
I gave it an okay review.
It's sort of an interesting movie.
There's stuff to grapple with.
It's way too long.
When you know the context of it, then that's when you're truly underwhelmed by it.
But if it came out
sans context,
you'd be like,
this is weird
and vaguely European.
This is Gillian's
best film in years,
I guess by default.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway,
introduce our guest,
please,
before you delve into it.
Well, this is a main
series on the films
of George Miller.
Yes, that's right.
We've gotten to
the final film,
which is also the
namesake of this
miniseries.
That's right,
that's right.
It's Mad Pod Fury Cast.
Is the miniseries.
What?
Yeah, well, it's great.
But you don't like it?
Of course.
Oh, you think that's great.
Emily's, oh, she's making a sign to cheer us on
for our miniseries title.
She's taken out a big foam finger
and it says number one miniseries title ever?
No, Emily, no Vuvuzelas in the studio.
Put it away.
She's holding the Vuvuzela up to her mouth,
and then she's pouring White Claw into it?
And then she's blowing and she's spraying White Claw
all over the studio?
Our guest today...
Sorry for the mess, everyone.
Our guest today, fresh off the Fury Road,
an expat,
our mother,
Mama,
writer of the upcoming FX series Shogun.
A writer.
A writer.
The only writer.
No, I am a writer.
The only writer.
It's Mama herself, Hollywood Emily Yoshida.
Hello, my war boys.
Pass it.
Do not grow addicted to water.
I just want to say that all the time.
Yeah, he's a really cool guy.
I think he's great.
He's a cool guy.
I don't love what he's done with the Department of Justice,
but I do think he's got a lot of the right ideas.
Here's my thing.
Do I agree with all of his policies?
No.
But the economy is booming,
and he's electable.
He's electable.
We can't outthink ourselves on this one.
People just like someone who's unpretentious
and speaks directly to you.
He says what nobody else, like everybody is thinking, but nobody wants to say.
You can have a glass of agua cola.
He's a man of deep faith.
He's a family man.
Big family man.
Big family man.
Big time family man.
He cares about traditional family values in the way that I do.
Now, is he perfect?
No.
Does he lock women in a vault? We all No. But show me one man in the vault.
We all have.
Occasionally.
That's the point.
But, you know, he's also empowering them.
He is.
Yes, that's true.
Giving them a job.
And here's another thing.
How is he supposed to be a warlord
with all this criticism?
They're not even giving him a chance.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
All these bad faith arguments.
I know.
It was a perfect,
I don't know.
What is a phone call
in the Fury Road universe?
A firework?
Like flair?
Loud speaker address.
A perfect primal scream.
This movie shouldn't exist.
We have said it on
at least one other episode in this miniseries.
But this film, weirdly, is like the genesis of this podcast.
Because we had been doing Star Wars for a year.
We were trying to figure out what the show should be after Star Wars ends.
That's right.
And we go see this, and I show up and I'm covered in hives.
As you love to remember, you were covered in hives.
And I'm freaking out.
Yep.
That whole first screening kind of felt like a fever dream to me, which is sort of appropriate for this movie.
And I said, I think I know what the premise of the podcast is.
It's the blank check thing.
We're extrapolating that from the George Lucas thing.
And that was before the movie started.
Yes.
And then the movie ended.
You saw the perfect test patient.
Great example.
And for five years
we've been building up
to this episode
one could say
in a way
and now I'm sick
any hives though?
all the hives
no hives
but re-watching the movie
it felt like
that first time watching it
where I remembered like
when we walked out
and you were like
that's amazing
and I was like
yeah that's really good
and I felt like
I was less
blown away by it
than everyone else and then when I saw it two days later and I didn't have hives I was like, yeah, that's really good. And I felt like I was less blown away by it than everyone else.
And then when I saw it two days later and I didn't have hives, I was like, oh, fucking masterpiece.
Movie to end all movies.
It is a tough movie to watch when your brain already feels like it's on fire.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It is so overwhelming that if your body is in any way compromised and you feel uncomfortable, it's kind of an attack on the senses.
Right?
Yeah.
But still a masterpiece.
It does really challenge you
to have your cognitive,
you wouldn't want to watch this movie drunk,
I don't feel like,
even though it is crazy
and feels like a midnight movie
in a lot of regards.
I wouldn't want to watch it impaired in any way
because it moves so, you want to appreciate every single moment of it, every frame of it. I don't want to watch it impaired in any way because it moves so –
You want to appreciate every single moment of it, every frame of it.
I don't know.
And it will buzz you up just fine.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You will feel like you are on the finest speed.
And it takes your full attention and your full focus.
So if there's anything distracting you, like an ebriation or a physical ailment, it becomes a battle.
Did you see
this film at that first New York screen or did you
see it at Cannes? I did not see it at Cannes.
I was at that Cannes, but I did not
see it there.
I was trying to
figure this out. I couldn't remember
because I don't think, I think I just saw it in theater.
I think I just saw it when it was out because I
wasn't going to press screenings really regularly at that time.
2015.
Yeah.
Right?
A simpler time.
Yeah.
Sure.
I guess.
Yeah.
Why not?
Yeah, simpler.
I remember that press screening was in 3D.
Oh.
Which was.
No, it wasn't.
I am all but certain because the second time I saw it, I saw it in 2D and I advised people because I was like the 3D is a little overwhelming.
Maybe it was in 3D.
I am all but certain.
I don't remember that.
Because that is one of the only times in the last five years that I feel like a studio has screened a movie in 3D for Christmas.
They used to do it all the time.
As a matter of course.
But that's about the cutoff point where it stops happening.
That was where it started to stop.
Oh, I feel like they were doing it all the way until I left New York.
I feel like I would get
3D screens.
The last movie a theater
made me see in 3D
that wasn't like
Alita Battle Angel
or something that was actually
Oh yeah, I definitely saw
Alita Battle Angel in 3D.
Of course we had to see in 3D.
Of course.
I'm not joking.
That was shot for 3D.
Another Junkie XL soundtrack.
Yes, 100%.
Tommy.
But the Marvel movies
weren't being screened in 3D.
The last Marvel movie
they showed me in 3D
was Doctor Strange.
And again, I think they were kind of like, well, this one's, you know, it's all loopy.
That's fairly recent, though.
That was last year.
2016, my friend.
Doctor Strange.
Oh, sorry.
Doctor Strange.
I thought you said Doctor Sleep.
I wish Doctor Sleep was in 3D.
Yeah, why not?
We're in 8D.
I wish the brim of that hat were peering out into the audience.
God, is he so good if Rebecca Ferguson just ate you in that movie?
She just came out of the screen and actually munched on your soul.
We obviously have too much to talk about with Fury Road,
but Emily, what do you think of Doctor Sleep?
I didn't see Doctor Sleep!
Emily saw Doctor Sleep.
What are you talking about?
She was no longer professionally obligated to see films when that came out.
That's so good.
Was that in the fall?
I liked it a lot.
Did that come out in the fall?
I didn't even realize until you guys were talking about it on some podcast that Ewan McGregor was in it.
He is in it.
Guess what?
He's good.
Yeah, he's pretty good.
Well, great.
Good for him.
He's still my first love and probably my last love.
It began and ended with Ewan.
It did.
He's the only person whose picture I've ever put in a locker.
Really?
Picture of him in what?
Was it just Ewan or ever put in a locker. Really? Picture of him in what? Like, was it just you in
or was he in a movie? It was like from a
Vanity Fair profile
or something. Okay.
I remember he was wearing like a
peat coat, so the collar, it was like a close
picture, but he looked really, really hot.
And I took the
Vanity Fair from the public library,
slammed it down on Xerox,
put that Xerox in my locker. Xerox, black and white, full color. Black and white slammed it down on Xerox. Put that Xerox in my locker.
Xerox.
Black and white full color.
Yes.
Black and white.
Black and white Xerox.
He's had so many good hairstyles over the years.
Oh, yeah.
Like, cut it all off.
Looks fine.
Like, get it all tough deep.
Looks fine.
Had one rat tail.
Looks fine.
Oh, my God.
Made it work.
So you had a black and chrome edition photo.
It was shiny and chrome.
I tried to watch that for the rewatch.
I mean, we'll get around to all this.
I want to talk the development cycle of this, just speed around it, okay?
That makes very room.
So, like, 1997, I think roughly, George Miller says, last thing on my mind, you know, he's like in Babe World and he's on a flight.
I think it's an Australia to US flight.
I have to immediately correct you.
I'm so sorry.
George Miller bought the rights back from Mad Max in 1995.
Yes.
So he definitely, even if he was not like, you know, interested, he definitely was like,
maybe I'll want to do this someday.
He clawed the rights back.
A lot of that seemed to be control of home video
to prevent anyone else from making it.
Sure.
I found a quote from him that said,
at the time I came up with this idea,
doing another Mad Max was the last thing on my mind.
And that was after he had bought back the rights.
But he claims he has a fever dream on...
I'm not getting a phone call now.
He has a fever dream on like
Australia to US flights and the whole
movie just comes to him. He like
sees it. Which I feel like
I have fever dreams all the time and then go like
oh my god I have to remember this. This is such a good movie
and then I wake up and I'm like that's the worst thought
that anyone's ever had.
But he had the basic
tenant of this thing.
And he starts sort of Clawing at it
And working at it
He goes
He sets it up at Fox
Because he has the rights back
Even though Warner Brothers
Had released the last two
Mad Maxes
Yep
At the time
Everyone's presumption was
It's gonna be Mel
Yeah
It was gonna be Mel
Mel's still hot
Right
What women want
Had just come out
I'm not joking
Well so yeah
Also Mel was
What women want
Proven Proven In the box office Proven In 2000-2001 had just come out. I'm not joking. Well, so yeah. Also, Mel was what women want.
Proven.
In the box office.
In 2000, 2001,
they're pretty actively in like,
you know,
if not pre-production,
active development,
pre-pre-production.
Sure.
9-11 happens.
Yes, that is true.
9-11 happens.
Turns the economy upside down.
It destroyed the Australian dollar.
Yes.
And so guess what he had to do? He had to. Yes. And so guess what he had to do?
He had to do it.
Do you know what he had to do?
He had to make some happy feet?
He had to turn to happy feet.
Yeah.
It's just so funny to think that he was like, I can't do Mad Max.
I guess I'll break out those penguins to dance.
He was like, I had this on the back burner.
He's like watching the news in real time, like's like I have to he crosses out a picture of Mel
he like takes down
a picture poster of Mel
because it puts up
a penguin
he takes out
giant penguin feet slippers
this is what the world needs
start mo-capping
Savian Glover
I'm gonna need that
tap dancing
but a couple years later
he's like right at the threshold
like 2003
he's like I think
we're ready to go
and then the Iraq war happens
he got a green light
yes
happy feet too he was gonna film in the I mean He's like, I think we're ready to go. And then the Iraq war happens. He got a green light. Yes.
Happy me too. He was going to film in the, I mean, he, because of, right.
First there was rain, which that seems like a tougher problem to deal with.
But then also the Iraq war.
Right.
Oh yeah.
The rain, didn't it make flowers bloom where they were planning on shooting?
They were like, we're going to shoot in this wasteland.
And it like turned into a waste.
The green place.
It literally turned into the green place.
There are like, I believe, three different times that happened where they were prepping to shoot, had a location, and then they suddenly had unexpected rainfall.
It became too beautiful.
Truly.
But I think like the locations changed and the years changed.
And three times that happened.
They got fucked up by weather.
Twice they got fucked up by terrorism.
Sure.
But he had a script co-written with Brendan McCarthy,
who is some comic book writer who wrote shit like this
that just looks like Ben Hosley issue one.
You know what I mean?
Rogan Gosch is the name of this.
I think he did 2000 AD stuff too.
Yes, he's like in that sort of Peter Milligan,
British 90s, you know.
Tank Girl, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did a lot of 2000 AD.
He co-wrote it with him.
Another guy comes in later,
Nico Lothoris.
Who is an actor in the first Mad Max.
Right, so I don't know. He an actor in the first Mad Max. Right.
So I don't know.
He played Grease Rat in Mad Max 1.
But also, by all accounts, this film never had a proper script.
It was pretty much storyboarded first.
I think it's more right.
They were building the designs of the cars and all that shit.
Like that's what it was.
And then at some point they did like sort of a transcript of the storyboard so that people could do their jobs.
sort of a transcript of the storyboard so that people could do
their jobs.
At most stages of this film
it didn't sound like they had a hard script.
So
whether Mel Gibson controversies,
Gibson, right.
Economy turnarounds. At one point he wanted to hire
Heath Ledger. Yes.
That didn't work out. So around
2007, 2008
you're like, Heath Ledger's gone.
Mel's been canceled.
The gods, Mother Nature keeps on spiting me.
This is the Fury Road.
You're narrating the Fury Road of the last 20 years.
All the major tragedies.
9-11 and Mel Gibson.
And then Happy Feet.
And Happy Feet, of course. No, but the major tragedies. Heath,et. 9-11 and Mel Gibson. Well, and then Happy Feet. And Happy Feet, of course.
No, but the major tragedies.
Heath, Mel, 9-11.
And Happy Feet comes out
and is a huge hit
and he wins the Oscar
and he's like,
fuck it,
I'm just doing it animated.
Right.
And he announces,
I'm doing R-rated CGI
manga style.
Would have been amazing.
Would have been amazing.
And he's like,
that's my way around it
because I don't want
old Mel and Mel comes
with his own baggage now and
young actors seem terrified at the prospect
of taking over the role and I
don't know who to do it and the weather keeps on fucking me
over. My vision's too big. I'm going to do it animated.
And then
he sort of just goes like, it
doesn't feel right.
I guess so,
but then in 2009,
so six years before this movie came out,
they start their location scouting.
In 2010,
they hire Thomas Hardy
and Charlize Theron
to make two movies.
Right,
at first announced as Furiosa.
It was going to be a back-to-back thing.
But Hardy's essentially getting hired off of Bronson.
Yeah, and probably some Inception.
He's starting to get other parts.
But in terms of what's actually hit, Bronson is the one.
He's pre-Bane.
Yeah.
He's pre-Bane.
And they said it was down to Renner and Hardy.
And Renner seemed like the obvious choice because he was so fully the studio franchise guy at that moment.
And Hardy was like the cool ascending guy.
But do you think, you know, maybe like Nolan is flipping him some Inception footage?
Look at this guy.
Right.
Warner Brothers is so beholden to Nolan and his taste and all of that.
I mean, 2009, I filmed
a little movie, Hold for Applause, called
Beware the Gonzo. You gotta beware the Gonzo.
You gotta watch out for Horny Rob Becker.
With Zoe Kravitz.
I'm holding up my foam finger again. Yes.
Yeah, it says Horny Rob is my one
favorite. Horny for Horny Rob.
Horny for Horny Rob. Zoe Kravitz is in that
film. Zoe Kravitz is in that movie.
And while we were filming, she kept on telling me that she was auditioning for Mad Max 4.
That she was going through the rounds with it.
And I was like, that's never going to happen, right?
And she was like, I don't know.
He's very convinced it's going to shoot the next year.
Can you tell me her character's name in Beware the Gonzo?
Oh, in Beware the Gonzo?
Evie.
Yeah.
There you go.
Can you tell me the character's name in Mad Max 4? I think her name is Easy Evie. I thought she was Toast. In Beware the Gonzo? Evie. Yeah. There you go. Can you tell me the character's name in Mamet?
I think her name is Easy Evie.
I thought she was Toast.
In Beware the Gonzo.
In, yes, she is Toast the Knowing, of course.
Toast the Knowing.
She's the sort of, you know.
The gadgety one.
Exactly.
Don't fucking test my Beware the Gonzo knowledge.
Okay.
Wait, now I want to test your Beware the Gonzo knowledge.
Eddie Gonzo Gelman?
Sure.
That one's easy. Everyone knows him. You your Beware the Gonzo knowledge. Eddie Gonzo Gellman? Sure. That one's easy.
Everyone knows him.
You got to beware him.
You must.
But, yeah, she was like, the script, there's no script.
He just, like, you sit in a room and he explains stuff to you.
He says it's going to film next year.
They don't know who's playing Mad Max.
Right.
But it was like.
It does sound like pie in the sky.
He's making it seem like it's, like, on the runway.
A year later, they cast Hardy
and it's like,
okay,
I guess we're ready to go.
And the movie still doesn't film
for another year after that,
right?
Does it film in 12 or 11?
Well,
if I can,
I want to correct myself.
Okay.
The heavy rains
causing the wildflowers to bloom,
that happened in 2011.
So there were many rain problems,
but the wildflowers rains,
that was 2011. So they had to. There was but the wildflowers rains, that was 2011.
So they had to.
There was an earlier one in the early 2000s.
It happened a couple times.
Oh yeah, rain happened a couple times.
But principal photography did finally begin in 2012
in Namibia.
They also shot in Australia, obviously.
Filming supposedly lasted for 120 days.
And then it did a lot of reshoots in 2013. Okay. Filming supposedly lasted for 120 days.
And then it did a lot of reshoots in 2013.
Okay.
But even still, it takes two years after that for the movie to come out.
Correct.
That does come off, though, and I mean this as a huge compliment, as a two-year editing job.
A hundred percent.
Right.
A hundred percent.
And a husband and wife working together for two years.
Yes.
Like it feels like a movie that could.
And pausing for meals.
Of course.
And taking care of themselves.
There were 150 stunt performers.
Most of them Cirque du Soleil type folks or Olympic athletes.
Eve Ensler was on set.
Yes.
Advising on feminism.
But also advising on like female victims of violence and on sex trafficking.
Yes.
I mean, he took all the themes of the movie very seriously.
It's filled with practical effects and stunt work and all that stuff, but it still has tons of visual effects.
And they're working on the colors and they're fucking with the frame rates and all that stuff. They claim that zero injuries happen, which is, they should have gotten a Nobel Peace Prize
for filming this movie
without any stun injuries.
Or crew injuries.
But wasn't it, like,
not fun to shoot, though?
I don't think it was
very pleasant.
A nightmare.
Everyone who worked on this
said it was going to be
a disaster.
Uh-huh.
But nobody got hurt.
Nobody got hurt.
Okay.
It's more probably
just that they were like,
and, uh,
drive the cars!
And they would drive the cars
and everyone would just run around
and they would be like, great, great!
And everyone's like, what the fuck is this thing?
As much as this movie is like,
it feels like a two-year editing job,
it's also a movie where by all accounts
he was just sort of going like,
and this piece is just you do this thing
and I move the camera this way.
And people would be like, what is going on?
Explain this to me.
And he'd be like, I can't.
Yeah.
And he apparently be like, what is going on? Explain this to me. And he'd be like, I can't. And he apparently was like, Theron and Hardy weren't getting along.
Hardy and Miller weren't getting along.
Theron and Miller weren't getting along.
Like no one was getting along.
Everyone was losing their minds.
And he has said in retrospect, like the actors have said we didn't trust him enough.
It was clear he knew what he was doing and we couldn't see it.
And he has said, I actually take that hit.
I don't think I explained
myself well enough at any given moment.
I mean, I would love to know what
that script looked like if they just transcribed
it from storyboards.
What were they reading to get a sense
of what they were doing?
When Zoe Kravitz was auditioning, she told me
that it was literally just her looking
at a book of storyboards.
I mean, that would be fine by me, like, honestly.
You're seeing the movie, right?
Especially, I mean, it's not like she has a ton of lines, but if you know what you're going to, like, what part you're going to play visually in it, like, I don't know.
sometimes the hardest things to do as an actor are like two-second insert shots where they're like, we just need a close-up of your hand grabbing this cup of coffee.
And because you're putting so much thought and energy just into the grabbing of the coffee cup,
the camera's just on that.
It's isolated away from any behavior in the rest of the scene.
It becomes so unnatural, and it looks really weird,
and it's hard to do in a way
that doesn't make you self-conscious um i think that's a factor and another thing is a lot of this
movie if you look at the behind the scenes footage is like the cars are completely stationary in the
middle of a desert and he's filming them at a low angle and he's just saying like act like like
flames are going off around you and i think you just feel like a moron
if you're doing like a two second insert shot
where it's just like shift gears
in a stationary car.
I think everyone was just like,
there's no way this is gonna look cool.
There's no way this is gonna make sense.
And also like no offense to George Miller,
who's great,
but like he's great,
but he's like,
and then recently in my life,
if you're Zoe Kravitz,
you have made
Babe Pig in the City
and Two Happy Feet.
Right, right.
I get that Mad Max 2
is great.
I get that you once
made action movies,
but you don't,
you're not up to date.
You don't know
what these are like now.
And how much of this- I don't know if Zoe Kravitz was saying that, to be clear. I don't either., you're not up to date. Like, you don't know what these are like now. And how much of this.
I don't know if Zoe Kravitz was saying that, to be clear.
I don't either.
I more mean just like a younger person.
Sure, yeah.
Riley Keough was saying that.
It does.
I feel like so much of this podcast has come back to this thing of, like, you can't go home again.
Like, when massively successful directors try to go back to their early films, it almost never works.
Whether it's directly continuing an old franchise or just the sensibility or trying to get back to their early films, it almost never works. Whether it's directly continuing an old franchise
or just the sensibility
or trying to get back to the filmmaking style.
There are people like Shyamalan who can go like,
I'm going to strip myself of all the excess
and force myself to become a new type of filmmaker.
But it's very rare that someone goes back to being like,
I'm just going to make a simple, uncomplicated movie or a guerrilla style movie or a small movie or whatever it is but with him it's
like the only thing he's going back to is the property like I feel like he had a completely
new idea of how he wanted an action film to look like it wasn't any kind of regression I don't
think there's much nostalgia in this even for original Mad Max like other than knowing like
oh it's a Australian wasteland Like there's not a whole lot.
I don't think visually or stylistically
it has anything to do with those movies,
which I love.
I think it's a big distinction.
Yeah.
But you know, like re-watching Road Warrior
so recently for this,
we were sort of struck by how much
like Road Warrior and Mad Max
feel like Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2.
Right.
And then Road Warrior and this feel like evil dead and evil dead 2 right and then road warrior and this
feel like evil dead and evil dead 2 to a certain extent with a movie in between where he's like
now i can do the full crazy version yeah yeah yeah um but it does feel right you're right it's
so much an evolution that it avoids being a regression and And like luckily for him, like having gotten back the rights for it, he does like it's
a pretty malleable property.
I mean, like it doesn't really have that many rules.
So if you own that IP and then can, you know, but you have new ideas like it's kind of best
of both worlds because it's like you have an IP, but you're also like I have a zillion
other things I want to do, though besides like revisit what I've already done.
It is just incredible that like you have this franchise, these three beloved movies that
capture the launch of a massive, massive movie star.
Yeah.
Even though he is no longer beloved.
It's like one of those roles where you're like how does someone else take that over?
That's like one of those roles where you're like how does someone else take that over that's like impossible
and that you have this
like incredibly
like powerful
up and coming actor
take on the role
and make it his own
sure
talk about Venom
yes
okay
I just won the check
this is a Venom prequel
he takes over
for Topher Grace
the disgraced
Topher Grace
and makes it his own
no but it's
it's fascinating
how much this movie is just like, doesn't matter where this is
in the timeline.
Doesn't matter how this connects to what Mel Gibson did or didn't.
Mad Max is now just kind of like, he's an archetypal figure.
Right.
This is not worried about explaining how it connects.
This is a continuum.
This is a series about just sort of this type of figure in this type of world.
I mean, it was such an egoless performance.
I don't think he even was miked for it.
So.
This is a real putters and murmurs.
This is the putteriest.
The best of the decade.
To answer your question, Emily, Margaret Sixel had 470
hours of footage to edit, which
took her three months to watch
before she was even ready to
edit it. Oh my god. Right.
But don't you think if your editor is
anyone other than the person you're married to,
they quit when they get that hard drive?
Yeah. I don't know.
How are you paid for that?
Are you just like in love
and support
from your partner
aqua cola
do not become
addicted to money
I don't
I don't know
I mean usually
you'd think with
these movies
it's more like
where you have
the four editor
block
you know
like you know
it's just sort of
like yeah
of course they
needed multiple
editors
people had to
go off
and do other
things
yeah
you have a lot
of
you have a lot
of assistance.
Mad Max Fury Road.
The plot. I don't know.
The plot of the film is that
there's this guy called Max. They go fast, and then they
go fast the other way. I feel like
I have to say that Ben feels like a
little muted during this
episode. He doesn't feel
like his full enthusiasm
is on display here.
And I mean, but to be fair, though, it dry.
Oh, my God.
It is a dry movie.
The thing about that, Emily, is actually,
it recently was officially announced
that I'm pivoting in 2020 to sort of more
of a dry kind of situation.
Oh, wow. This is really great dry kind of situation. Oh, wow.
This is really great for you, then.
Yeah, yeah.
So this is just dry as a bone, and I'm loving it.
Which that's the other thing Ben's really into now is bones.
Oh, I've always been into bones, but I'm like really getting into them.
2020, it feels like the three things you've really put up on the vision board are dryness.
Yes.
Bones.
Yes.
Which there's obviously a lot of overlap there,
and chains.
This movie covers all three.
I have a whole note about all the chain work in this movie.
See, maybe he's being a little muted
because he's in finest film critic mold.
He has his laptop in front of him.
Maybe he has prepared copious notes.
I've got a good amount of notes.
Also, I'm letting you guys do the whole background.
Yeah, we're doing the content.
Leading up to the movie stuff.
I don't know about that stuff.
So you're saying
you're not toast
to the knowing about that stuff.
No.
But he is capable.
He is capable
and he is splendid.
Let's be honest.
Thank you so much.
How rare is it
that in 2020,
Year of Our Lord,
a franchise movie,
a fourth film in a franchise,
even if it is one that isn't like that isn't super plot driven, where you can just start out the film with narration that vague.
I would love somebody to make an opening crawl for Max.
That's just the opening monologue.
Mad Max Fury Road.
My name is Max.
Oh, the Star Wars curl Yes
That's what I mean
For that monologue
Like
But the fact that that movie
This movie can start off
With that
And that's all you need to know
You don't need to have seen
Any previous Mad Max movies
It doesn't matter
Yes 100%
Sort of part of the magic
Of this movie
Well that's why it doesn't
It's only Mad Max in name
Like
Because And vague theme Well yeah the vague theme The theme is gasoline That's part of the magic of this movie. Well, that's why it doesn't, it's only Mad Max in name. Like, because.
And vague theme.
Well, yeah, the vague theme.
The theme is gasoline and dryness and cars.
And dead family.
Sure.
Vaguely.
But, like, what movie doesn't have that now?
Like, that feels, like, I think that that's one of the most, kind of, the weakest links of it is, like, seeing flashbacks of a little girl, like, being like, why didn't you save me?
Like, that just feels very like video
game-esque. Oh yeah.
Like dumb narrative shit.
Which is whatever but it gets through it so fast
you don't care. There's so little of it.
I think about this
all the time especially like in comparison to
something like yes
I will say these two words
on this podcast. Mortal
Engines,
where there's,
I think that there is as dense of an imaginative of a world being built here.
I just think that this actually has the confidence
to just be like, yep, here we are.
And I do think that Mortal Engines
also does a pretty quick,
like, there are big cities on wheels, and there you go.
And here we go.
But I think that, like, there's so little
that it's almost like a neg from the movie at the beginning
where you're like, give me more,
instead of being exhausted by it, which is, yeah.
Confidence is the key word with this movie
because it just narratively, like, which is, yeah. Confidence is the key word with this movie because it just narratively like barrels forward so fast.
It makes it very clear which things are absolutely crucial, important to understand going forward.
Yeah.
But a lot of it is just like, if you want to dig into this, you can.
If not, trust that I have it figured out in my head.
I'll use shorthand. Like, I remember watching this for the first time and things like, you know, seeing Furiosa's tattoo
and her talking about being taken away.
I'm like, when's the scene coming
when she has the big dramatic monologue
where she talks about the fact
that she was one of a Morton Joe's brides?
And then when the movie ends and you're like,
oh, right, you don't need to do that.
Any other movie like this,
you're watching it as an audience member,
you're like, when are they going to get to the reveal?
But the point is, if you've done the math in your head already,
the reveal is unnecessary.
This movie doesn't have a first act.
Yeah.
No.
The second act is the first act.
Yeah.
It just starts into an action scene.
The first act happens before the words Mad Max Fury Road come up.
Right, right.
The first act is Ben.
Okay, here we go.
My name is Max.
My world is fire and blood.
Once, I was a guy from New Jersey,
a road warrior searching for a righteous cause.
As the world fell, each of us, in our own way, was broken.
It was hard to know who was even more crazy,
me or everyone else.
Emily is visiting New York City.
We love to have her.
Hollywood.
And she's staying with me.
And so we watched this movie together.
Oh my God, humble brag.
Did they put you up in business class or first class?
I can't actually answer this as a joke because I did go first class.
Emily did fly here.
In number one class.
But while we were watching it.
I should be up front with everybody
because I know people are talking
and the rumors are true.
I have gone Hollywood.
You have.
Emily is covered in jewels.
She also said that I can't look at her,
which is very annoying because she's staying with me for a week.
And like inconveniently sitting right across from you right now.
But she, unfortunately, she has a suit of mirrors.
So that I can only see myself if I look apart.
And David is also wearing the black bar from the Parasite photo.
Yeah, right.
The poster.
But anyway, while we were watching, Emily was like, ooh, I have a hot take.
And I was like, is it positive or negative?
And you said, positive, but people will think it's negative and would tell me no more.
Okay, here we go.
Well, and it sounds stupid, too, but I can explain it.
There are two movies that came out in 2015, or that at least were in festivals in 2015.
And the other one I did see at Cannes that I think kind of were the most prescient
about what life post-2016 would feel like.
The other one was Green Room,
which I did see there,
which is, I think, one of...
If I was doing my decade list,
I think that would be on it.
That's a very, very important movie
for the last 10 years, I think, for me.
Agreed.
Yeah, Fury Road, though,
I think more specifically...
That, I feel like, is a a green room is a very good dramatization of politics and violence and just like how just how toxic everything feels now.
Like it just feels 100 percent. All of that is is encapsulated in that.
I think that Fury Road more specifically is like the best cinematic and like cathartic vision of what it
feels like to be on Twitter.
Yes.
I mean,
with the war boys.
Yes.
A hundred percent.
Well,
yeah,
I know it's annoying to talk about.
Yes.
The internet.
It's a very annoying take to have,
but like,
I really mean it because it's not just the war boys.
So it's not,
and I don't mean this along like ID ideologies or factions or something. I mean that the way that it's not just the war boys it's not and I don't mean this along like ideologies or factions or something
I mean that the way
that it is non-stop
it never stops
everybody is screaming
all the time
there is never a break
everybody thinks
that there's a nice version
of this somewhere
but there's not
you're trying to get
to the green place
it's not there
and then
while you're going
you're just trucking along
because you can't stop
and then every once in a while somebody comes in and is like I am the scales It's not there. Right, but you're- And then while you're going, you're just trucking along because you can't stop.
Just trying to block people. And then every once in a while,
somebody comes in and is like,
I am the scales of justice!
And just comes barreling in with machine guns
and that's what it feels like.
You gotta get your crossbow from like,
oh, I have another one over there, I guess.
Okay.
And that, I feel like the chaos,
the nonstopness,
the like, there's always something new
coming down the barrel.
That is what it feels like to be online post 2016.
I do think the war boys are a wonderful metaphor though.
Here's my parallel take I've been working on.
Okay.
I think the reason these movies are so potent, all four of them in different ways, is the thing that George Miller understands is that society is fucking ridiculous and silly,
that we keep on building these rules and these structures.
Yes, that even in an apocalypse,
eventually someone will be like,
well, I'm the king.
And everyone's like, this guy said he was the king.
My currency is this and we trade with this
and this is the route we take.
My title is a Morten.
I've got like a shoulder thing right here.
Everyone's like, pretty cool.
All right, King.
I was looking up, I was trying to find the What a Lovely Day quote or like the clip of it.
And I was like, Mad Max Fury Road, what?
And then like it had suggestions.
And it was like, what is wrong with Immortan?
What's up with that guy?
Has he gone on WebMD?
He's got a couple things.
He is sick.
It feels like he should air that shit out
instead of putting a carapace over it.
It's a fair question.
And talcum powder, which I think is proven to be bad for you at this point.
If I lived in this society, though,
I would be the war boy who delicately blows the talcum powder all over.
It's probably the best job.
Yeah.
I kind of like the guys who just have to climb on the little wheels to make the levers go up and down.
Otherwise, they just chill.
Yeah.
I was going to say, though, yes, the fact that society ends and then so quickly it rebuilds into an equally stupid system.
Yeah.
And so quickly it rebuilds into an equally like stupid system.
Yeah. That I think the thing he gets is like we are all still so stupid and primal in base in terms of what is driving us at all moments.
And we use like intellect and intelligence and language and art and all these sort of like trappings of sophistication to try to hide all of that
and act like we're striving for bigger things and deeper things and we have other things driving us.
But it's like everyone just wants their fucking guzzoline.
Everyone just wants to be like the king and the most powerful and the most respected.
At the end of the day, we can gussy it up however we want.
But people are trying to not starve or trying to have somewhere safe to sleep.
People want to believe in something.
They want to believe in something.
Yes.
And they want to have some sort of family around them.
Yes.
And they want to have some sort of respect.
They want to have friends.
Right.
And blood.
And blood.
There's actually a ton of blood in this movie.
No, no.
Yeah.
And Twitter is such a
like a witness me sphere
of just everyone yelling
like I need to exist
I must exist at every moment
but guys
Twitter's stupid
oh it's real dumb
most people who watch this movie
don't even have Twitter accounts
yeah
it's sort of weird to think about
yeah
it is crazy
how many people are
have just made the right decision
and have never touched Twitter in their life.
That doesn't seem like my cup of tea.
Yeah, why would I do that?
Thank you.
Right, yeah.
Because it's not like people are like, you gotta join Twitter.
Why do I have to join Twitter?
Ah, it's great.
Oh, the discourse.
People talk about it like smoking.
It is indistinguishable from how people talk about smoking.
As well as the people are like, I assume it will eventually be illegal.
I started 10 years ago.
Like, yeah.
I just have to assume
that that's coming down the pike
at some point.
Or I will die from it.
No, I will stop
when I am threatened with a lawsuit.
No, I started doing it
in college or high school
because all my friends were doing it
and I didn't want to feel left out.
I met so many people from doing it,
but a lot of them have left.
Silence your phone.
I did.
You're there to make noise.
I don't know why.
It's silenced.
Look at the button.
The other overlap between Twitter and smoking is I only do it when I'm drunk.
Oh, boy.
So, yes, this movie starts as if you've missed a whole movie already.
100%, right.
Where he's just like, you know, you think it's, oh, voiceover narration,
then him standing out in a cliff, and it's a moment of introspection,
and then you realize it's one brief moment for him to eat a lizard
before he gets back in a car in the middle of a chase that's been going on
for who knows how long.
Right, and then he gets captured.
Yes.
And turned into a blood bag, of course.
No one explains that.
Because he's a universal donor.
He is a universal donor.
Which you will miss if you blink during the scene
where he's getting tattooed.
Yes, I want to read his tattoo to you because I love it.
And you see it for like five seconds.
Here's what the tattoo says.
Day 12,045.
Height, 10 hands.
180 pounds.
No name.
No lumps, which is my favorite part.
No bumps.
Full life clear.
So he's not a half-life boy.
Because the war boys are like little radiation boys.
Oh, oh, gotcha.
Two good eyes.
Love that.
No busted limbs.
Piss okay.
I don't know when they tested that.
Genitals intact.
Multiple scars.
Heels fast. O negative. high octane, universal donor.
What does high octane mean?
I think it just means his blood will really get you going.
Oh, okay.
It keeps Lone Road Warrior run down on the Powder Lakes V8, no guzzling, no supplies, isolate psychotic, keep muzzled.
That's the entire thing that they write on his back.
That's on screen for like three seconds.
If that.
Yeah.
I love that he was deemed psychotic.
Yeah, they're like, this guy seems kind of wild.
Jeez, relax.
Calls himself mad, Max.
I read some quote, I think from Sexel,
who said that 60% of the movie is either sped up or slowed down.
Yeah, that they keep messing with the frame rate.
That they shot everything at normal frame rates.
And then when he was watching the edits and they kept refining it, if something wasn't
clear, he'd slow it down.
And if something was too clear, he'd speed it up.
He wanted everything to occupy just the amount of time it took to register.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's the other big part of this.
I mean, he gets, what's his name? John Searle out of retirement.
Seal, the cinematographer, out of retirement for this movie.
And the whole principle of it is the most important element has to be perfectly in focus, as close to the center of the frame as possible because we're going to be cutting so fast that the brain needs to develop a process for understanding what it should be focusing on. Right.
He would keep saying to Seal, like, you need the crosshairs of the camera on their noses.
And Seal would be like, I don't get it.
I'm, like, cutting.
And he'd be like, don't worry about that.
Well, this actually is the case, I think, for it being, like, the movie of the future.
Yes.
Especially if you're talking about movies that people aren't going to be looking at
a second screen during because you literally can't.
Right.
You can't.
Right.
That would just be, like, looking at a second screen while just sitting next to traffic
going by.
You'd just be hearing noise.
And as proven by the blood bag thing, major plot points are revealed within three seconds
of a shot without dialogue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it feels like that density of information, though, is like I feel like more so than 3D or something else that feels immersive.
Like the density of information is immersive in the opening section of this movie.
So you cannot like you have to be fully in it.
You can't be doing something else.
You can't be still making popcorn.
And then, you know, you go from there, like already being all in.
And that basically carries you through the whole film.
And that's like 3D felt overstimulating for this movie.
Like, I thought the 3D conversion itself was pretty good in a technical level, and he put effort into it.
But the movie is just giving you so much.
No, there's no reason to watch it in 3D.
There's no reason.
Right.
The technology, the technological advancement in this movie is him understanding the way human beings process information.
And the frame rate, too.
I mean, it's not like he's the only person to mess with frame rate.
But I do think that, like, the nature of the frame rate in this or then the shutter speed specifically in this film is, like, is basically makes you feel like you're watching a 3D movie,
even if you're not,
just because of the clarity of the images.
Like, you're not, yeah, again,
you don't need 3D for it.
I always love the inventiveness of vocabulary
in these kinds of movies,
but man, I'm so surprised to hear
that this wasn't heavily scripted.
There's so many moments that I just love how
it's like they kind of sound like they're saying
gobbledygook. Sure.
But you know exactly elementally
what they're talking about.
I don't think any of it was really
improvised in that way. It was more that
he didn't write a script in the
traditional sense.
You know, he didn't sit down and do line
for line.
Got it.
He was thinking images first, then dialogue to supplement it.
You know, and most often the dialogue is sort of just more color into it.
It's very rarely something that isn't being conveyed visually.
Well, this is the thing that I like.
Okay, so he obviously created this entire system of belief or quasi-religious belief,
like the whole Chrome, Highways of Valhalla thing,
like what the war boys do when they're going to go on a suicide run or something.
Witness me.
Witness me, yeah.
It is cake spray, by the way.
It's cake spray?
I called it.
I called it.
We were wondering what the silver spray was.
It's cake spray. It's like it's some Ace of Cake shit.
They're all just icing each other. Icing their bros.
But yeah, no, but to invent this entire system of like this is what they do.
This is the ritual.
This is what they believe in.
And then to really just winnow it down to these very sparse beats where we get just a glimpse of what that looks like in operation is like so
unpretious i think that most people especially who do like world building the tendency is like
well i came up with all this shit i'm going to show you every single aspect of i'm going to lord
of the rings it and it's so not concerned with honoring itself it's just like this exists as a
piece of of color for the world.
We'll see it exactly
as long as we need
to see it.
And there's no,
like,
we'll leave all the mythology
to people who make
the Mad Max wiki.
Which I'm currently reading.
Yeah,
which is very in-depth.
But I think
doubly so for people
who spend this long
on one project.
When you consider
that he spent almost
20 years in development
in this movie,
aside from the fact
that he's already had
three previous films, aside from the fact that he built it out so much, when you have a movie living in your head for that long, I feel like so often it is neither this nor The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.
It's a thing where it's like they just don't know how to translate this to me anymore.
It's been inside their brain and unexpressed for so long that they've stopped figuring out how to put it into any sort of language that is connectable to any other outside people.
And this movie is just – as you said, it's so stripped down.
And then even when you're starting to see the other tribes, how they're based around other objects or other currencies, there's so much shorthand there where you're just like, I'm sure he has answers for all of this.
I can infer a ton and I respect the hell out of him for not telling me everything I think I want to know.
But the real question is for everybody in this room,
are you more of a gas town boy or a bullet,
bullet farm boy?
God.
Bullet farm.
Cause it's bullity. Well, cause it's a farm. Yeah. That's true. I'm definitely a gas town boy. Ugh. God. Bullet farm. Because it's bullet-y?
Well, because it's a farm.
It's a farm.
That's true.
It sounds nice.
I'm definitely a gas town boy.
You know, the people eater, he's a bigger guy.
He's well-dressed.
You know, the bullet farmer is kind of like, eh, and he's got bullets for teeth.
Yeah.
Bullet farmer seems mad.
To your point with the bullet farmers, it does seem like they maybe have a better dental plan.
That's true.
Lisa needs braces. Just all fillings.
But I mean,
you know, I would want to be, I mean, Emily and I both
agreed, it seems cool to be Morton
Joe's son who just sits in a chair and looks through a telescope.
That seems to be like the chillest
of the jobs. Yeah. Like up in the
Citadel. What's that guy's name?
He's definitely got a name because everyone has a name.
I'll always remember Rick Diserectus, but he is the big boy.
And a brother! A baby brother!
And he was perfect!
And he was perfect!
And everyone!
Let's find out.
That moment with Rictus Erectus after the baby dies,
that is like a moment.
I feel like I've mentioned this in the room that I just finished
where it's like, it's one of these great moments that I can only compare to the the the Rancor dying in Return of the Jedi and the guy who comes and mourns him.
His name is Corpus Colossus.
Corpus Colossus.
That's right.
Of course.
Yeah.
But like just a little tiny glimpse of like somebody mourning or like feeling life or death who's like ultimately pretty
inconsequential to the plot
but it's just like
oh there's like
all this other stuff
going on
which is like
I love
I love
I love
Rancor-esque moments
like
yes
it's so good
okay wait
so first
first 30 minutes
of this movie
are essentially
30 minutes
30 minutes
the movie fades
at 30 minutes
on the shot of the firecracker he gets the mask fades at 30 minutes on the shot
of the firecracker
he gets the mask off
at 45
sure
I timed it
there's an additional
30 minutes
but it's the first
30 minutes
start with Max
giving his monologue
and ends with him
going into the storm
it going black
and you've seen
the flare fade
right
but like through all of that
it's like
end of high speed chase
into those like catacombs him trying to swing on the hook away from the war boys.
They're finally capturing him into opening credits.
Then you see in the sort of inner workings of the Immortan Joe temple and his speech, the release of the water.
Chilling out, getting some blood.
The release of the water is one of the most infuriating.
There's two really scary looking things in this movie that don't have to do with cars.
And one is the water being dumped on all those people.
Wretched is what those people are called.
That's mean.
Rude.
I don't think Immortan Joe is a nice guy.
I gotta be honest.
I think he comes up with mean names for people.
I feel the way you feel, David, when someone doesn't finish food in movies
watching a Morton Joe
spill all this water
up to the wretched
he does spill a lot
because a lot of it
is just going
no fucking way
very silly
get a little tap
a little faucet
have everyone line up
what's the other thing
the other thing is
when the
Fuvolini lady
slides down the rope
with no pants on
that definitely I mean.
That just, like, makes me cringe every time.
She's obviously built up years of calluses, one assumes.
But, come on.
Not a pleasant life.
Yikes.
The Valkyrie?
Megan Gale herself.
That's right.
Who was supposed to play Wonder Woman.
I told Emily.
Yeah, I learned that.
And Hugh Key Burns was supposed to play Martian Manhunter.
That's right.
But, of course, Hugh Key Burns, who plays Morton Joe, is also Toe Cutter in the original Mad Max.
It is truly wild.
Like just beyond, like he's like, I'm going to make a fourth Mad Max 15 years later.
And everyone's like, why would you do that?
Yeah.
Mel Gibson's not in it.
Yeah, obviously.
It's going to have Tom Hardy.
Okay.
Tom Hardy.
I mean, sure.
I guess he's up and coming.
Who's going to be your villain? Maybe he could get a big. No, no, no I mean, sure. I guess he's up and coming. Who's going to be your villain?
Maybe he could get a big...
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to get the guy
from my first Mad Max movie.
So you're bringing back Toe Cutter?
No, new character.
He's going to play someone else.
How old is he?
I don't know.
60s?
Maybe 70s?
He's old.
He looks like me.
He's got my hair.
Do you have any other villains?
No.
I mean, like, not famous ones.
Right? It's just a bunch of guys
I mean I guess like
Charlize Theron and
Nicholas Holt
are the other two
names in this movie
yeah but Holt's another guy
who's on the up and coming track
almost all the wives
like became
they all became
but like I mean
this is like
most of
it's early for all of them
right
I have been
surprised
that
Rosie Hunting
Whiteley Huntington Whiteley is the one who doesn't seem to have capitalized off of this.
Because I think she's very good in this.
She's only made two movies.
I know.
I think she mostly, one, I think she had an absolutely horrendous time making this movie.
They had to pluck out all her eyelashes because they got weird chemicals in them during.
Which she apparently was not happy about
because she's a
professional supermodel
and she was like
I need eyelashes
and her first experience
was Transformers
which was also
presumably a nightmare
yeah great movie
Transformers Dark of the Moon
and American Masterpiece
the other film
that predicted Twitter
but yeah
so I don't think
she had a great time
but I think also
she just has like
a bustling
modeling career
she just went back to bustling modeling career.
Yeah.
She just went back to it.
But like Abby Lee was a model before this. And then after this has gone on to have a pretty good acting career.
Yeah.
She was kind of more at the age, I think, when models are like, I'm going to try acting
because you're kind of aging out of it.
Sure.
But she's like, she's so good.
She's so good.
I love, she's so funny in Neon Demon.
She is.
She's so funny in Neon Demon.
She barks up an eyeball.
Yeah. It was one of the so funny in Neon Demon. She barks up an eyeball. Yeah,
it was one of the best things
I saw that year.
She,
yeah,
Abby Lee's still doing stuff,
you know?
She's in The Dark Tower,
she's in,
I just think,
I think Hudson and Wiley
has a lot of integrity
in this movie.
She's great.
With the least screen time
of the brides,
and she has to sort of
carry a lot of emotional weight.
Mm-hmm. I i mean you don't see
them escape the tanker really fully until the 30 minute mark and she's dead before the hour mark
yeah and that has to feel like a consequential loss to multiple different characters probably
shortened her shooting time yeah she only shot for seven years yeah as opposed to everyone else
shooting 10 um i tried to watch this in the black and chrome edition.
If I can do a little corner here on some thoughts.
I have no interest in that.
I've thrown it on.
I've looked at it.
Yeah.
I don't care about this black and white thing.
I mean, I love a black and white movie.
Can I offer my thoughts?
Sure.
We're covering a movie I've seen as many times as I have with this.
Sometimes I'm like, if there's an alternate version, I'll watch the alternate version this time.
Or I'll watch it with commentary this time because the film is already playing in my head nonstop.
So I tried watching it with this.
And by the time they get to the end of the opening set piece where they're caught up in the storm, I was like, why am I watching this without color?
Right.
Because this is a movie that uses color so fucking well.
Yeah. because this is a movie that uses color so fucking well and when the first production stills
came out from the movie in like 2013
like a year before
it even they showed footage
for the first time at Comic Con
the stills were super desaturated
and everyone
was like oh it's this kind of look
it's what all modern upon brown town
I want to see those
I'll show them to you. They look bad.
Total Brown Town.
And you were like, okay, so great.
It looks like everything else.
Modern Mad Max looks like fucking everything else.
And then when people saw the Comic-Con reel, they were like, this thing looks fucking insane.
They claim that 90% of it's practical.
The stunts you see in the trailer are nuts.
I have no idea what the plot is, but also this thing is so fucking colorful.
Dunce you see in the trailer are nuts.
I have no idea what the plot is, but also this thing is so fucking colorful.
So when that first trailer came out and it's like a fucking Crayola box and you're not used to seeing that in this type of film.
It looked like this.
Yeah.
Lame.
Oh, that's, yeah.
Nobody wants that.
Right.
Like it's like basically sepia toned. Right.
Right.
Looks crummy.
Yeah.
I mean, one of the great things about this movie, because I think that you could do that saturated kind of yellowed look, which is very, I associate with like Breaking Bad when everybody did like color grading to make everything look yellow.
Like, it's like, because we're in Mexico.
Traffic.
Yeah.
Oh, definitely traffic.
But I think that the saving grace of this movie is that they kept the sky blue.
Exactly.
That's what I was going to say.
Like having a blue sky in all of those shots where everything is basically brown and yellow and like some red when people are bleeding out of their blood bags.
But like the sand is like bright yellow and the sky is bright blue and the fire is bright red and the colors really like pop.
Yeah.
And watching it in the black and white version, you get, I'm sorry, the black and chrome version.
It makes you realize like.
Black and chrome edition.
Edition.
There's this quote, I forget who it is, but when color was first introduced to film, one of the key filmmakers of that time period was like, this is going to ruin the art form.
People were just figuring out how to use black and white.
Yeah.
And this is an extra tool that people weren't ready for.
And watching this movie in black and white
makes you realize how well he uses color,
how much he does know how to use color,
that you're removing from it,
something that actually is an important storytelling asset.
Yeah.
When something like Parasite gets thrown out as like,
oh, guess what?
They're going to release a black and white cut. I'm like, I don't care.
I don't give a shit. And I love that movie
as much as I love this movie, but I see
no value to it. The weird kind of
value you get from watching a little bit of this movie
in black and white is because so much
of it is practical, it feels like
you're watching Metropolis or something.
And because so much of it is visual
and doesn't rely on dialogue,
it feels like you're watching some odd 1920s epic.
Right.
The version of this I would like to see him do
just as a thought experiment
is him going further and just doing
it's black and white, it's only score
with inner titles.
No, forget the black and white.
With inner titles.
I want him to do the silent film version
and have it as a thought experiment.
Whatever.
I have no interest in that.
I kind of- Watching this movie with the sound on
in black and white just feels like,
what am I doing?
Why am I removing one of the key elements?
I don't get the black and white thing.
Yeah, I don't understand why people...
I love Bong's quote about it
because he did it for Parasite.
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, well, black and white movies
are very classy and arty,
and I just thought,
what if my movie looked like that?
That feels the same.
He was more like, I'm like, yes,
that is what doing your movie...
Right, that's the only reason they do it. I mean, I was somewhere, I'm like yes that is what doing your movie that's the only reason
they do it
I mean like
I was somewhere
I can't remember
but like
I was
well it was like
somewhere like a bar
or something
and they were playing
like the local news
it was in LA
and it was like
the night before the Oscars
and they were
just going through
like the nominees
and they showed like
a two second clip
of Parasite
and I was like
watching it from
across the room in this bar like with a chyron underneath it.
Just like not at all ideal.
But it had that shot of like when they're at the little corner convenience store.
And, you know, he's coming down the alley to meet his friend near the beginning of the movie.
It's such a beautiful shot.
Like the color in it is so gorgeous that I was just like, damn, what a beautiful movie that was on top of everything else
like and that's like
in the most unideal
situation possible
it was
yeah
it was yeah
I don't know why
anybody would do
the black and white
thing for that
I think it is just
the thought experiment
thing of like
do you know this thing
that Soderbergh did
with Raiders of the Lost Ark
yeah
where he was like
I'm gonna convert it
into black and white
and turn off all the sound
and put it to the social network
score. That was just him being like, I like
fucking around. Like he wasn't like, this
should be in theaters. No, no, no. But this is
my thought experiment. His thing was
like, I want to do this so I could study
just the visual
storytelling of Raiders and not be distracted
by anything else.
And I just want to focus on like the visual
math of this movie. Right. And I think that's focus on the visual math of this movie.
And I think that's the value
to doing something like this.
But also,
it's not really that interesting
as its own thing.
It's like peak digital special feature.
You can toggle it on for half a second.
You can compare and contrast.
But it's its own version of the movie.
What are you gaining from it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was going to say one other thing.
I mean, well,
have you guys watched
the score-only version
of The Last Jedi,
which is available
as an option?
No, I haven't.
That is quite delightful.
That's why I was
almost on board with you.
I kind of like
the score-only version.
Sure, yeah.
No dialogue.
Yeah, yeah.
Because these movies
that are very music-driven,
often it is kind of
a fun thought experiment.
Like, oh yeah, I basically get what's going on.
Exactly. But not black
and white. It's a nice looking movie.
I'm going to stand by this. The feature I wish you could do
and you can't do them at the same time is
score only black and white.
Just to see how it plays. We're fighting.
We're fighting. This is a fight.
We're fighting on the Fury Road.
Yes exactly and I will meet you in the
I don't know.
But there is the Black and Chrome edition.
I own it now.
I suppose I could watch it.
You know what I wish you could...
Not for this movie,
but I think about Lord of the Rings
actually a lot while watching this movie
just because of the way that it does
compositing and digital and stuff
feels kind of like of the same school.
Sure.
Both Weta movies.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's probably why. I didn't realize. Sure. Both Weta movie. Yeah. Yeah.
That's probably why I didn't realize that it was a Weta movie.
That makes sense.
Australia.
But just like the,
because I remember that movie being such like the,
the beginning of,
of,
of,
of color grading and stuff and like being able to see an alternate color
grade,
because I think that a lot of that stuff can age really poorly.
Yeah.
So like seeing either like a less color graded movie or like a re like kind of just like
remastering, but just for color.
Yeah.
I think that could be a cool feature to do, but that's different than just taking all
the color out.
Sure.
It would be interesting.
Look, it would be interesting just to compare and contrast because these things can be done
so quickly and easily to see the desaturated version of this movie, to see the movie that
is like the clean footage they shot
because this is at one extreme end of the spectrum.
Yeah, definitely.
With a movie that's this good,
it's fascinating to try to watch it in any sort of way
so you can sort of focus on different components.
But the version of this movie that came out in theaters
is the best version of this movie.
Absolutely.
Far and away.
I agree.
100%.
Right.
It doesn't really need to be messed with.
The plot though.
Yes.
So they go on
the Fury Road.
Right.
Well Furiosa
Imperator
Imperator Furiosa.
And we do
Stan.
And we are obsessed.
But also just beautiful
that this character
is introduced with
you know walking
away from the camera
starting on the back
of her neck
seeing the brand and now she moves further and further away towards the truck.
You see her robot arm, and you see the wheel.
Yes.
And, of course, you have Immortan Joe doing his sort of like, we have to get food from God.
He's explaining what's going on to his people.
But you're seeing like the milk farms.
You're understanding. The ladies hooked up. Right. You know, like he's explaining what's going on to his people. But you're seeing like the milk farms. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're understanding.
The ladies hooked up.
Yep.
Right.
Yep.
Yep.
The whole sort of functioning economy of Gastown.
Yes.
So, and.
So she's, right.
She's a trucker who's going on a run.
Mm-hmm.
And everybody has to come to see her off because imports and exports, super important.
Yeah. And I think it's just part of the cult of the war boys, you know, where it's like, you know, this is a fun trip.
Everything has to feel like a religious event.
She's got the water and she's going to bring the water and get Guzzoline and bullets.
Because we provide.
And Murtanjo provides for his people.
A hundred percent.
And so off she goes with her war rig which is so cool
and sounds like a whale
anytime it honks
they layer in whale sounds
they want it to be like
a big Moby Dick kind of thing
all the vehicles are
functioning
yeah
which is the thing
that's completely insane
yeah it's nuts
what kind of
they should all go to jail
for building cars
because they started
building them in like
what 2002 or something
yeah sure they designed it right 100% like a lot, 2002 or something? Yeah, sure. They designed
it right, 100%. Like, a lot of those had been
around for a long time before they shot.
But yeah, it's so weird to think that, like,
you know, you wake up at 4am,
you go to hair and makeup, your entire
body is caked in white makeup, they shave your
head, you know, give you the black
eyes, right? And it's like,
get in your car. You get into one of those things,
you're like, oh, turn it on, I guess. The weirdest thing to think about is so often if the car is actually moving, it's like get in your car you get into one of those things you're like turn it on I guess
the weirdest thing to think about is so often
if the car is actually moving it's probably moving
at like 30 miles per hour
so you're like Charlie's there on
pretending that you're like in the race
of your life in this giant
fucking like gonzo car
driving like a grandmother
yes all the boys are sort of
I just love that shot of them going to get their wheels.
That's what I was going to say.
Just communicating
the world so quickly
that they're all just like
getting their wheels.
And one of the few dialogue setups is
Nux is hooked up to Max
and he's talking to his friends.
To go see off
Furiosa. One of the only think he's too weak to go see off Furiosa.
One of the only times there's proper info
done where someone's like, Furiosa's gone
blah blah blah! Like, you know, someone
actually tells him what's going on.
That's when they're off to chase her. He's gonna strap
the blood bag, Max,
to the front of his car, placing
Max in the middle of the action. Well, he's gonna
die historic on the Fury Road. Of course he is.
Right, if I'm gonna die, that's what I'm gonna do. But right, because Furiosa goes off the action. Well, he's going to die historic on the Fury Road. Of course he is. Right. If I'm going to die, that's what I'm going to do.
Right.
But right, because Furiosa goes off the road.
But once again, the fucking restraint of just the guys coming up to her window and being
like, it's that way.
And her just sort of nodding.
And then the guys going back and being like.
I'll pass it down.
I think she knows what she's doing.
That it takes like 10 minutes for them to question.
Is she fucking us over?
Because they're dealing with
the spiky cars
who are great
and we stand
and we're obsessed
when the war boys
are finally trying
to catch up with them
like you know
there's already
she's already dealing
with the regular
which is like
three spiky VW bugs
which is a reference
to Peter Weir's
great exploitation movie
The Cars They Pairs
and then I love
the spiky RV.
I just I just love it when there's a
level up, you know, where it's like,
I get these guys are spiky cars.
They're like, geez, these guys are
hard. Well, let's get the spiky RV.
Let's get the spiky tractor trailer.
But like their lives suck.
Yeah.
At least the wretched get like a
water bath once a month.
Those guys, it's just like, what do
we got? Spiky cars.
Anything else?
If someone comes here, we spike them.
That's our deal.
Isn't it so depressing that this movie is like, you know, the three currencies, water, gasoline, and bullets.
That's what the best fucking idea of the movie is.
No, it's on point, but it is just like, it's probably going to come down to that, right?
I mean, it's probably where we're going.
Right, it's food and guns and machines.
And chains.
And blood.
And so the first half hour is all that happening.
Right, these people slowly coming to realize
that Furiosa is going off the rails.
And she just goes into the sandstorm.
Her whole move of when she goes off the path,
I was thinking about that a lot.
Because it's all in full view because it's a desert.
So Joe is watching her.
They're not going down an alleyway.
No, it's not like, okay, once I'm turned around the corner,
then we can sneak off.
There's really no other way for her to do it.
So I was just like, how do you make that calculation
of when you can deviate from the path
so that you still have enough time?
Like it feels like a very – like it is a movie where – it's a chase movie that takes entirely – plays entirely on like an open, just flat expanse.
So there's no topography.
It's not like the Bourne Identity or anything like that.
It's – I don't know.
I just – I thought that was kind of funny.
or anything like that.
It's, I don't know.
I just, I thought that was kind of funny.
It also feels like so much of her move with people questioning her
before it starts to become an actual,
like, violent chase
is her being like,
I have built up such a reputation
that they will not question me.
I will get, like, 10, 15 minutes
going off course where I want to,
building up a little bit of a lead on them
before they even start to question my motives.
Well, they have to find that the wives are gone first.
Right.
There's that,
which is what they check on when he sees them veer off.
And then, of course, you've got that great set,
the weird school,
we are not things,
all that stuff.
Go on, Emily.
This is my only problem.
You're doing Emily face.
This is my only problem with the whole movie.
I think that although we are not things stuff
is really silly and bad.
Sorry.
I love it because it's like as they keep saying it's what's her name?
The splendid and Karad Rosie hunting the white is the one who came up with we are not things.
So it's like they're very elemental language.
Right.
Because they keep saying like she's the one who said it.
We are not things. She's become their
spiritual leader. She's their...
There's a little sort of, like,
you know, individualistic self
building within. I feel like they should have taken the milk ladies
with them, too. But the milk...
Oh, well, sure.
But they're very comfortable sitting.
Like, I don't know if they'd be into the whole, like,
come on, guys, hide in a
water tank. They don't seem very mobile. I don't know if they'd be into the whole like come on guys hide in a water tank they don't seem very mobile
yeah I don't know it's like
I think that this movie is
fun and fine and I don't think too hard
about it but I do think that like when people
are like it's super feminist
I'm like yes Furiosa is like a cool character
but I think like if you examine it's
feminism too hard it doesn't go that
far but
like Eve Ensler yeah no it's super broad but i
think i think that if you appreciate it on those levels like great totally works within the movie
it's just it's just criticism around it i i almost cried several times re-watching it this morning
just because i can't believe it exists there were moments where something would just happen on screen
i can't remember specific ones because it was like five or six times where I was just like, how is this a thing that not only was made but came out, was well-received, was a hit, and got copious Oscar nominations.
Like it fully has earned the reputation it deserves.
And beyond winning all the Oscars, like that year, the critics and the sort of cool kids were like, well, that's obviously –
That was the critics pick. That should be the winner. Right, right. What even won that year? Spot critics and the sort of cool kids were like, well, that's obviously That was the critics pick.
That should be the winner.
Right, right.
What even won that year?
Spotlight?
Yeah.
That's the Spotlight Revenant year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that the year?
Yes, it is.
Is that the year, right?
Because it was that thing where it was like
I do love Spotlight.
Oh, because that was a fun Oscars because it won all those technical awards and every
single person who came up to accept an award for Furiot looked incredible.
They were amazing.
Like they walked off the set.
It was so funny
because they were also
all sitting together
and you would just see
one of them stand up
wearing like,
you know,
40 carpets
and being like,
oh!
And they get up
and be like,
George,
you're nuts, mate!
It was great.
Six Oscars it was.
Yes.
Then when Leo and Inoratu won,
it was like,
oh fuck,
is this going to go
to the Revenant?
And then Spotlight at the end of the night was kind of a pleasant surprise.
Right.
I love Spotlight.
I mean, it is a very different movie from Mad Max Fury Road, I would say.
And from The Revenant.
I would say The Revenant and Fury Road have more in common.
100%.
Spotlight, especially starting with Tom Hardy.
With a mumbling Tom Hardy in it.
Yeah, that's the right Tom Hardy.
That's why it was annoying when it felt like oh
they're gonna give
it to bad Fury Road
yeah
like the Revenant
which is Fury Road
with like pretension
over explaining
Cold Fury Road
Cold Fury Road
nice Cold Fury Road
Burry Road
by the way
joke
give him some points
Revenant could have
done yes
give come on
give her points oh oh oh five comedy points okay five comedy five comedy cubes ice cubes Give him some points Come on Give him points
Five comedy points
Five comedy cubes
Give him some comedy points for that
That was funny
By this point we should have our comedy point coins
We're getting close
We are actually making physical comedy point currency
We're trying to disrupt the American economy.
I have been on an email chain thread about this,
even though I was barely aware that it was happening.
Every day I get another email that's like,
so here's the update on the coins.
And I'm like, why are we making coins?
Do you ever feel like you've created an economy of fire and blood?
I just want people to witness me.
That's all I want.
Comedy town. Comedy. Comedy town.
Comedy.
Pod town.
Yeah.
Ay, ay, ay.
Anyway, so after the,
but the storms,
they go into the storm.
They go into the heart of the storm
and then there's the moment
at minute 30
where the screen goes black.
But before then
is when the score builds finally.
It'd be, you know,
beyond the just like humming score.
It does some real like blomps.
It has a melody.
It goes, you know, right? And you see the car going into the storm and exploding. beyond the just like humming score it does some real like blomps it has a melody it goes
you know right
and you see the car
going into the storm
and exploding
Max has been trying
to free himself
from the hood of the car
the entire time
and that's when
Nux is like
you know
what a glorious day
he pumps himself up
he spills
pours water
all over himself
no it's gasoline
isn't he gonna
he's gonna explode
it's gasoline
not water
what am I talking about
and what was I going to say?
There's something else that happens.
I guess Max is just trying to consciously.
Right.
He's just like, yeah.
And it's speaking a lot.
Because I was watching it with subtitles, too.
There are, like, transcribed lines of dialogue.
Specific things he was saying.
It is just part of the brilliance of this movie that that's when he's the most verbal.
Right.
I also think that the whole driving into the storm thing, another thing I really respect about this movie is that driving into the storm,
whether literally or just sort of tonally, theoretically, is always a thing that happens in the last like 10 minutes of the movie.
Like the minute 30 of this movie looks like the end of most movies.
Of this kind of movie.
It looks like the end of
Return of Skywalker.
Is that what that movie was called?
Rise of Skywalker. Remember all those
ships? The dead speak!
Splashing.
But we've talked about this before.
At minute 30 when the screen goes black,
our entire audience bursts into applause.
And then you could also hear them exhale.
That's so cool.
Like everyone had been holding their breath.
So cool.
Armand White was on his feet, pumping his fists.
Wait, really?
I remember him being very into the movie.
Really?
He was there, and I kept on checking him.
He was there with, it seemed like, three or four family members.
Like, he was like, this is a big one.
That's sweet
yeah
aww
now I'm looking up his review
um
watch me be totally wrong
I think he liked it
I'm looking it up
um
but you guys
it's another thing
uh
about George Miller
is he knows
peaks and valleys
so well
he knows when to take his foot off
did not?
no but I mean like
that doesn't mean anything.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, okay.
That's just like
the part in
Wet Hot American Summer
with the day by day
and like
everybody's feeling it
and then boo!
Perhaps,
perhaps
the greatest joke in a movie.
It's so good.
Is when they just,
they're just the whole,
they're just clapping
and then they all boo at the same
time. It always gets me.
That is the funniest shit in the
universe. It's so good.
I mean, God, it has a lot of
competition with like 12 other bits in Wet Hot
for me. Right, right. Sure.
I just recently rewatched Wet Hot because I was like
feeling crappy one day.
That's what it's for. I used to watch it like
twice a month. Oh, I've seen, it's up there.
It's one of the most watched movies of my life.
I think it is the movie I've seen most of my entire life.
It would be in my top five.
It would be up there with a Star Wars for sure.
I had a flipper disc of it and a movie starring Jerry Stiller
that I have still never heard of.
I have to look up the name of the,
that was on sale in a shop in, oh fuck.
Britain. What? Wait, I'm a shop in oh fuck Britain what?
wait I'm sorry
I love how I don't see it
coming until I'm
halfway into an anecdote
and then I'm like
no that never happens though
I lived in Britain
when this happened to me
what?
there was a store in Britain
in uh
there was a store?
what?
called
Poundland
okay what? which in Americaland. Okay, what?
Which in America-
Wouldn't it be called Dollarland?
In America, sounds very pornographic,
but in England, just meant that everything in the store
was available for one pound.
Why would it cost one pound?
Yeah.
Because it was-
What do you mean?
Because it was cheap, shitty stuff.
That's why it cost one pound.
You know what I'm saying?
Why wouldn't it cost like a rupee, a peso, a dollar?
Oh my God.
I once bought computer.
I used to like going to Poundland just to see like,
what do they have on sale that's like,
like not even remotely cost.
I bought computer speakers once and I was like,
I can't believe.
I mean,
I really respect that you will admit on the podcast that you love to go to Poundland.
He said he once liked.
I love Poundland.
It's true.
He doesn't like it anymore. Please tell me that there go to Poundland. He said he once liked. I fucking love Poundland. It's true. He doesn't like it anymore.
Please tell me that there's a Poundtown.
He once liked going to Poundtown.
But they had DVDs, one pound each.
They have great sales at Poundtown.
But that's the balance, though.
You know, the tricky thing is they have so much good stuff there
that you have to use a lot of restraint to not blow your load at pound town.
Please just keep going.
I'm enjoying this.
Someone actually wrote an article about this, which I truly appreciate.
Oh, right.
Someone I went to college with wrote an article about this flipper disc.
Because I then said to him, go to Poundland. And buy this flipper disc because Wet Hot American Summer is one of the two sides.
Gwilym Mumford.
Shout out Gwilym Mumford.
He now works for The Guardian.
You had a friend named Gwilym.
Yeah, well, there's Welsh people in England.
Telling someone to go to Poundland.
It sounds like telling someone to go fuck themselves.
Why don't you go to Poundland?
But the other side
was a movie called
The Independent
starring Jerry Stiller
and Janine Garofalo
which is like a
mockumentary
where he's like a
sort of
like a Z grade
right.
He's like a trashy
exactly.
I never watched it
but I had
Wet Hunt American Summer
that was like side A.
Wow.
And it was
that movie was never
released in Britain
just theatrically
because it was barely
released theatrically here
no yeah
and I just remember
coming home
putting it on
and show it
like to my friends
I was like
you're gonna like this thing
like you know
it's sort of in the vibe
of you know
movies you like
and like
what's the first joke
in Wet Hot American Summer
I think it's David Hyde Pierce
being like
I said
I said no
there are like
87 jokes before that. That's like the
first interaction in that movie.
Is Janine Garofalo coming up
to him? No, no, no.
Because the movie opens with everyone waking up.
Yeah, there's the speaker.
There's the kid talking
on the radio. There's some visual gags there. Anyway, anyway.
I just remember that moment, him saying, I said
no, them all just jumping in their seats and being
like, wait, is this going to be great?
Yeah.
It's a big moment for me.
Oh, it's humongous.
Anyway, day by day.
That's the best part.
I think before that, though, I think the first laugh that I get from that movie is it's not the I said no one.
It's their first interaction where they just like say hi to each other for the first time.
And then she looks away and she takes it's a podcast.
So you won't see me.
But she just takes her mug and she goes.
That is so good. I know exactly what you're talking about.
It's also funny that Janine Garofalo
was in both of the Flipper Discs.
Yeah, that's probably, it's like a Janine Garofalo
super pack for the fans.
Oh boy.
There's that bit in the
first mug interaction
before they've actually spoken
where they were miming little bits
to each other and he
mimes. Oh he throws his mug
accidentally. Where he has like a
hole and then there's like a cat that
screeches in the background. When is that not
funny? Just throwing something and then a
crazy sound effect and a cat.
But then I believe they hard cut to
the cafeteria and someone drops their
plate at breakfast and they use the exact same sound effect again within 10 seconds.
It's so good.
That's the bit that destroys me.
The hardest I laugh in that movie is the Alan Shurmur run.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, obviously that's great.
And there's one Zach Orth reaction shot.
He's so funny.
He's crucial to both Alan Shurmur and Day by Day because he has the loudest booing.
Because he's right in the phrase.
It's so good.
But there's one where he's laughing so hard
and then he has to force his eyes open
and it looks like he's in pain laughing so hard.
It's the best comedy ever.
It's the best movie.
It is one of the most influential movies to me.
It's a perfect comedy. It is one of the most influential movies to me. It's a perfect film.
Oh, I love it.
I rewatch Rudd doing his dramatic hiccup.
You want to talk about perfect alternate versions of movies?
Have we all watched The Fart Cut?
Oh, I've watched The Fart Cut.
No.
Have I watched The Fart Cut?
The Fart Cut's incredible.
The Fart Cut is incredible.
It's just the movie.
It's the movie. They add in extra farts.
But they're all so well-timed.
Really? They do a lot of them,
but they make very specific choices, so when
he's picking up the shit from the floor,
every time he bends over, there's another
fart. Okay, I'm writing this down.
You should do that for
Fury Roads. Black and Chrome and Farts
Edition. Is What on American Summer the Fury Road of Black and Chrome and Farts Edition.
Is What on American Summer the Fury Road of comedy?
Probably.
It just never stops.
You should do a fart cut on this show.
We should do a fart cut of this episode behind the Patreon paywall.
We're going to announce for the first time we're adding another tier to Patreon.
It's just whatever episode came out that week with extra farts.
The tier costs $20. I was about to say, in terms of the labor it would take that week with extra farts. The tier costs $20.
I was about to say, in terms of the labor it would take for you to add farts.
I feel like Ben would be into it, though.
Like, Ben would put the labor. Because the thing is, I gotta do it Foley style.
Totally.
You have to do each fart yourself.
You can't just rip them.
You can't rip rips from the internet.
No.
The fans demand Verite farts.
Yes.
Anyway, after the storm.
After the storm.
Then you have the great one-on-one set piece.
You know, Max, you know, finding Furiosa and then fighting the one-on-one combat.
And he's still just trying to get his fucking mask off.
Wants that mask off.
You really want it off for him.
He also needs the chain off.
He has to like carry Nux with him.
It's so fun that Nux is sort of just there
and as they're fighting,
like keeps getting sort of
and then finally wakes up.
I think it's like the first part
where he starts like filing away his mask
and it's when all this other shit.
Is that before the storm?
I can't remember.
There's like a part where he's.
No, that's after the storm.
It's after the storm.
Because during the storm,
he's just trying to get himself freed from the hood of the car.
When he wakes up, it's the fire.
He's trying to get it.
Yeah.
That gross detail where like looped into the chain is.
Is the blood.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, but I think it's when the Gastown people start showing up or something or who starts showing up in that after the storm.
And then like he turns and sees them and then he turns around and immediately starts, like, filing.
And that was, like, one of the early parts that I was like, this just feels like Twitter for some reason to me.
But it also feels like Looney Tunes.
That's what's so great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, yeah.
100%.
I was about to use that exact same comparison.
But I think that's part of, like, the speeding up some of the footage.
Yeah.
Is you have these basic human movements, which are now amped up and sped up to like it feels
like Chuck Jones.
Yeah.
Where like Bugs Bunny is able to in one instant go from one extreme pose to another.
Yeah.
The way he's looking back over his shoulder and then like very quickly filing.
I didn't know that Jeremy Renner was up for this, but I can't imagine.
He's not funny enough.
There's nobody.
He doesn't sound right for it,
even though it's funny that he is.
It's not like he's far from Tom Hardy physically.
And at that point in time,
it felt like,
oh, of course that's the obvious choice
to replace Mel Gibson.
I've never seen him dirty,
Jeremy Renner.
He seems too clean.
Well, you keep hanging out at his house.
It's weird.
Get dirty, Jeremy.
You won't listen.
I'm just peeping, trying to give him advice.
You show up to his home with two sacks of fertilizer.
You know, and jeans.
Hey, when they come out.
Put on the jeans, Jeremy.
Bring them up.
Bring them up.
They will be up by this point. You should say that.
Oh, Ben's winking.
Oh, they're up.
Isn't that what they say at the end when they're trying to bring them up. They will be up by this point of Ben's winking. Oh, they're up. Isn't that what they say
at the end
when they're trying to bring
them up?
You should do that
every time you
un-earth your jeans.
You have this great
Furiosa
Mad Max fight
and it's like the movie
is slowing down
for the first time
with an intimate
two-person fight scene
where these two characters,
the two movie stars
are finally getting to like interact.
But they're also both just in survival mode.
They're like wild animals.
Yes.
Meanwhile, the girls are cutting their chastity belts off.
Oh, the chastity belts with the teeth.
Love them.
Yep.
I mean, I hate them.
They're very bad, but like I love them also.
But also the symbol, the skull and the chastity belt is the same as what's on Furiosa's wheel.
I mean, all these things of how you see how she's, like, built her life as a former Morton Joe bride.
Right.
Yes.
Recontextualized all these elements and tried to own them herself.
But Max grazes Rosie Hunting-Whiteley with the bullet.
Mm-hmm. But Max grazes Rosie Hunting-Whiteley with the bullet. And it sets up this element that makes the Furiosa thing so much more clear of how freaked out a Morton Joe gets if his wives are damaged.
That they need to be these perfect human specimens.
That they all need to be former models.
Or the daughters of celebrities.
Right.
Or granddaughters.
Yes.
Right.
I guess Priscilla Presley kind of counts as a celebrity.
Yeah.
But yeah.
But I do love that Max is like, I'll steal the war rig.
Drives off five seconds later.
Right.
It stops working.
Right.
Right.
Right.
That she, the brides are all freaked out.
Lisa Marie Presley.
What am I talking about?
Priscilla's grandmother.
Yes.
The brides are all freaked out and Furiosa's fine with it because she just knows, like,
you think I'm a moron?
Like, I set this truck up so that no one else can operate it.
Anyway, so that's why they sort of ally with Max, like, pointing guns at everyone and being
like, I love Tom in that mode.
That's the mode I want him in.
Yeah.
Distrusting everyone.
Grumpy.
Yeah. Distrusting everyone. Grumpy. Yeah. In the condition
he's in and also
being like the only man among
them at this point and pointing guns
at everybody. It's like he
doesn't feel dangerous. He
just feels foolish. Yes.
And like having the
ostensible even though he's obviously not the
lead of the character. This is the lead character.
This has been very well established
but I think this is kind of the first where you're like
yeah this isn't the hero of our
story. He's gonna
become a better person through this but
right now he's just crazed.
He's still in caged animal mode.
Well that's the beauty of
sort of decentralizing
Max
from the sort of import of the story
and the narrative
is that he can actually just be
like truly mad.
Like he's like a feral animal.
Where when he has to fulfill
more of the obligations of a protagonist,
the guy has to be a little more
conventional hero movie star.
And in this,
he can just be like Tasmanian Devil.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Right after that is when Nux climbs aboard,
starts doing damage, and they just throw him off,
and they're like, Immortan Joe is a, he eats Schlanger,
you know, whatever their line.
And that's the moment where Nux's whole worldview,
life story is just completely upended.
I love Max getting his jacket back from him, too.
Yeah. Yeah. But it's just such a, like, Nux is just completely upended. I love Max getting his jacket back from him, too. Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's just such a, like, Nux is, he always sucks.
Yeah.
Like, he does a bad job in the storm.
He does a bad job there.
He does a bad job at Gan later when he's told Morton Joe, he's like, I get on there!
And he just falls right in Morton Joe's like, whatever.
Doesn't he say, like, mediocre?
Yeah, yes, mediocre.
So good.
You know, the only, finally in the end he redeems himself. But, like, most of Yeah, yes, mediocre. So good. You know, the only,
finally in the end,
he redeems himself.
But, like, most of the time,
he's a shitty war boy.
Yeah.
Which I love.
He's so sick.
He just wants to be in the club.
He's got his two lumpy friends.
He does have his little lump voice.
That's the most Ben moment
of the movie entirely.
He's so sad about them, too.
It's the little smiley face.
But he, like, has names for them.
Yeah.
So cute.
I just
I think that
if it wasn't
for the fact
For what?
The lumps?
The lumps.
But if it wasn't
for the fact
that Tom Hardy
is so strange
and wonderful
in this movie
and Charlize Theron
is like one of the
most incredible
action hero
performances
in recent history.
Somehow, Nicholas Hoult gets lost in that.
I know.
But he is so, so good in this movie.
And I think re-watching it, once you kind of are done being bowled over by the two leads,
then you can really appreciate.
The work he's doing.
Such good work.
Such good comic work. I don't know he's doing. Such good work. Such good, like, comic work.
Like, I don't know.
Yes, very comic.
Right, right.
But, like, you know,
when you're all made up,
I feel like people
will underrate your performance
maybe just sort of
out of hand
because it's like,
oh, well, the Wayne Cup
must be doing a lot of work here.
Right?
You know, like...
But I just think...
I think...
His lips, too.
Mm-hmm.
His weird chapped lips.
Super chappy.
I find that dismissal frustrating
because I think so often
it is being that made up
frees up an actor, gets them out of their head,
you know, makes them feel distance
enough from themselves that they haven't added freedom
and then people chalk that extra energy
up to, oh, they just look weird.
I'm responding to the design.
Joe Reed gave him
Best Supporting Actor on the show.
He gave him the credit he deserved. He witnessed him.
It remains very wild to me that Charlize didn't get a Best Actress nomination.
I guess so.
It felt like that was going to happen.
No, it didn't.
She didn't get any precursors.
It's not wild.
I'm saying it felt like it was going to happen when the movie came out to me.
And then she proceeded to not get any precursors.
You're way too optimistic.
They never nominate action people.
The Sigourney Weaver thing is is the 100% exception to the rule.
But this felt like the movie.
I feel like it's the exception that proves the rule in a weird way.
Yeah, 100%.
It just doesn't happen.
I'm going to find you the best actor nominee.
Never forget, you guys, though, all women are superheroes.
That's true.
That's true.
And I didn't know that until they told me.
Yeah.
Here were the five best acting best actress nominees.
When is this coming out?
That reference is going to be
a hell of an old.
May.
It'll be really fresh. People are re-watching that.
The Oscars.
May 24th.
Here were the five best actress nominees.
Brie Larson for Room. The winner.
All Women Are Superheroes.
Cate Blanchard for Carol
Good movie
Great movie
Saoirse Ronan for Brooklyn
Charlotte Rampling for 45 Years
Which was like a nice career nomination
And then of course she was like
People are racist against white people
I can't remember what she did
It doesn't matter
Something French
Right, very French
But it was very annoying that she did that
And then of course
the one person
who really deserved
to be there
and this was huge
and this was really great
that they recognized this.
Jennifer Lawrence for Joy.
Oh boy.
Oh my God.
That is the one
where you're like
well it's a
it was a loaded year.
I want to talk about
something I was thinking
about this.
Talk about somebody
who is like evaporated.
She's chilling.
I mean, good for her.
She was in a movie last year.
Dark Phoenix.
Oh, right.
She was really in that movie.
We're X-Men.
We have to be the...
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
She's in Dark Phoenix.
Is that a direct quote?
Probably.
Honestly.
She gives some speech like that before she gets shoved into a wall and then dies.
Listen, Cyclops, I have a 345 flight out of Burbank,
so I only can do two or three takes of this scene.
That's what every moment of her performance, all 28 of them, feels like.
Is Nicholas Holt in Dark Phoenix?
He is.
It's the first X-Men movie that I haven't seen.
You missed a lot.
Everyone who saw it also didn't see it.
That's the problem.
We watched it and then we left and we were like,
I still just want to complete it and see all the X-Men movies.
You just saw it.
No, I don't remember that.
I would remember that.
I took a nap.
She has a movie coming out this year.
Is it her secret surprise movie?
She has a secret surprise movie?
Is it called Secret Surprise the Movie?
It's the movie about where she plays a soldier who has a brain injury.
Really?
It's very Oscar sounding.
Who's directing it?
Lila Neubauer.
She should just have fun.
I agree.
What?
I don't know.
Someone called Lila Neubauer who's never made a movie.
I wanted Red Sparrow to be the thing.
Okay, I'm just going gonna do a kind of like,
mm,
mm-hmm.
I mean,
the equation is,
not consensually.
She needs
my best friend's wedding.
Like,
Julia Roberts was in,
this became the take
where it's like,
she needs to do a rom-com.
I'm like,
I agree to get it,
but like,
I don't know.
She should just do
whatever she wants,
but I'm saying,
but I'm saying that like,
I like,
when I saw it, she wanted to make, she's the author of I'm saying that like, I like, when I saw it.
She wanted to make,
she's the author of that movie.
I know.
I know.
And I was like,
cool.
Do a kind of pulpy assassin movie.
That sounds great.
I just didn't love the movie,
but like more stuff in that line of thinking though is,
is great.
Like she should just have mother.
I'm sorry.
I don't think that's the title of that movie.
Can you try
Mother
There we go
Mother
Yeah
I'd like her to make more movies
I enjoy Jennifer Lawrence
I enjoy the comedy stylings
And the joyous stylings
Of Jennifer Lawrence
She might come back hard
She might
I don't know
It is kind of a point
Where we're now asking that question
Yeah we're like
It does feel like her
As star As our favorite ingenue,
it feels extremely dated and old now.
Her tripping everywhere and stuff feels like a real thing we had to get out of our system.
It feels super.
That was sincere sort of early Twitter energy.
It was like, she's great.
She's just like us.
She eats snacks.
She loves to snack.
She loves to snack.
Her best friend is Amy Schumer.
All this stuff just totally, everything is the same.
It's so bizarre to think about.
But then when I watch old weekend updates and so many of the jokes are about Julia Roberts leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar and then the Lyle Lovett thing and all these weird sort of arcs of her career.
It does feel like it was that thing where she was so much, of like arcs of her career it does feel like
it was that thing
where she was like
so much
so fast
everyone loved her
she was everything
then everyone was like
fuck this
why is Julia Roberts
being crammed down
our throats
and then by the time
my best friend's
wedding came around
everyone was like
of course we always
loved her
she has never stopped
being our favorite
movie star
I'm not saying
it literally has to be
a romcom
but she needs to find the movie like that.
I agree.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She's also so ridiculously young.
Yeah, she is.
Right.
She's like Bradley Beal or whatever,
where you're like,
God, she's been around forever.
It's like, nah, she's like 28.
Yeah.
How old is she?
She's 29.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Born in 1990.
90s, baby.
Only true 90s kids would understand. Only true 90s kids would understand.
Only true 90s kids would understand.
Anyway.
Let's talk about Fury Road.
So they go to the canyon with the bikers.
What do you think of the bikers, Ben?
Like the yarn guys?
Yeah.
Exactly.
The yarn guys.
Yeah.
Scavengers.
I mean, I like that they're sort of like no strings attached, even though they do have
strings attached. You know what I mean? Like they're like really out there. They're like covered in strings attached, even though they do have strings attached.
You know what I mean?
Like they're like really out there.
They're like covered in strings.
Like they're covered in like rags.
No, I know.
Many strings attached.
There are many strings attached.
They're actually joy heads because they're big moms.
When you think about it.
They are.
They're like anti-Pinocchios.
But like no one's holding them down.
You know, they just, they own the canyons.
Yes, that's their deal.
They're like.
And they ride dirt bikes
which I love
I haven't ridden a dirt bike
in so long
and when I watched this
it was bringing me back
wait dirt bike
Benny hasn't even ridden
a dirt bike recently
no I haven't
I haven't had a chance
where am I gonna do it
in Brooklyn
I guess I could
bike it out
they ride like ATVs
I feel like
around Brooklyn
you could do it
alright
do it
I will
hit the Fury Road or like Prospect Park Ben and I both live on the Fury Road we do I feel like, around Brooklyn. You could do it. All right. Do it. I will.
Hit the Fury Road.
Or like Prospect Park. Ben and I both live on the Fury Road.
We do.
Which is?
101 Fury Road.
Eastern Parkway.
Yes.
This is when the movie introduces the notion of where they are going.
Sure.
Which is the green place.
Mm-hmm.
But yes, after Canyon, they have the confrontation with the bikers at the Canyon.
Yeah. But yes, after the canyon, they have the confrontation with the bikers at the canyon. They blow up the canyon,
but Joe's amazing massive car, which is cool.
Isn't it funny that his name is Joe?
Joe.
And so he's like, my name's Joe.
It's just not clicking for kind of like apocalyptic dictator.
I need a prefix.
He gets over the war rig,
and this is when Rosie Hunting might die,
when Joe attacks him directly
and she falls out.
And he runs over her.
He runs over her. She went under the wheels
as Max says.
But that's when they talk about the green place right after that.
Also skipping over one of my favorite
bits in the movie which is
Max finding all the
guns. Yeah that's great.
Which is another bit with like Looney Tunes
speed and energy of just him constantly
reaching to different places and adding to the
pile and every gun looks more ridiculous than the last one.
I love how crazy all the guns are.
I want to go back to
the canyon bikers for a second
just because I think that in this
movie they are
I would actually rank them pretty low
because they are like maybe the one thing or
the one type of person in this world that feels familiar to me like i was just like comparing to
them so like they look like tuscan raiders basically like same vibe same energy you do
have a tuscan and i think like when you are using these actual vehicles. Again, working vehicles that are like seven cars
piled on top of each other.
The spitting of the gasoline
into the pipes and stuff.
There's no other movie
that has that in it.
I've never seen anything like it.
Yeah, the thing with the bikers
is mostly fun to watch her
kind of like pop them
out of the sky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But themselves,
it doesn't feel alien at all.
They're not the biggest threat either.
No, no.
She kind of just moves past them. There's just some terrain. They're called the biggest threat either. No. She kind of just moves past them.
There's just some terrain.
They're called the Rock Riders, according to the Mad Max wiki,
which is kind of corny.
We should talk about the war party.
Yes, war party.
Fuck.
Because, right, of course, initially he sends the war rig and some boys,
but he then has to call everybody in to come get her.
And that, yeah, you know,
bunch of fun people. The whole team. But we should talk
about this. But the DuFourier, I think
is, I think... He is
like, if Jaws, like the score was
50% of why it was good, DuFourier
at least gets 25%, right? Yeah.
Like, without him, Mad Max doesn't win Oscars.
I think that that is
when you, that's when the whole thing
gels for me,
when I see that guy.
I'm just, then I know how to watch the rest of the movie.
I mean, I love the drummers too.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, great.
All of it.
I mean, to me.
It's not good before then.
It's just that when that happens,
then I'm just like, oh great, here I am in this movie.
I didn't realize I was watching this movie,
but I'm now watching this movie.
Is it the coolest thing?
It's kind of the coolest.
I think it might be the coolest.
Of all time?
I swear.
Yeah.
In a movie that I've ever seen.
I think it's the coolest thing.
It's just one of the best things that anybody ever decided to do.
It's just the best.
It is one of the coolest things.
And it's real, as you know.
I was reading a 150-pound fucking guitar that could actually shoot flames.
They blindfolded him.
Seems dangerous.
Yes, it does.
Especially with the blindfold.
All fair.
And he has this whole backstory to him
where he was a blind child,
so he learned music
so that he could communicate with other people.
Correct, yes.
And they found him in a cave
and then used him for their own good.
Yes.
Which rules.
But I also just love that,
in addition to being like fucking awesome, brilliant world building, sort of like tone setting, as you said.
It also serves such a good narrative purpose.
It essentially makes the bad guys theme music diegetic.
Right, right. So that in a movie where it's open plains and you constantly want to know, like,
are the bad guys getting close?
Do they have time or not?
If you start to hear it in the distance.
But I also like when they're blocked.
This is not the Deuforia,
but when the road is blocked
and the drummers just go down to, like...
Yeah, yeah.
They're not, like, pumped up right now,
but they're still going.
Yeah, and the fact that, like,
most of the score,
I mean, it's a good score
but it's pretty,
I mean, the textures of it
and the instrumentation of it
is pretty normal,
pretty standard.
But then when you,
I think that it would possibly
be a jarring move
to have an electric guitar line
in the middle of that,
at least now,
for what's standard sounds in an action film, except for middle of that, at least now for what's like standard sounds
in an action film, except for the fact
that you have an actual guy who's playing.
Yeah, have a guitar there, it's great.
It's kind of crazy that he didn't get
Best Supporting Actor.
It is, should I call up the list?
Yeah.
The mop from Joy made it in.
I was invented.
That's what he said.
That was his best line in Joy.
Thanks for inventing me, Joy.
She was like, I'm Joy, by the way.
She doesn't even say it in the movie.
Here are the people who dared beat up the Doof Warrior or Iota.
Doof Warrior as himself.
No, Iota.
Oh, Iota as?
Plays the Doof Warrior.
Koma Doof Warrior.
Sylvester Stallone in Creed.
Mark Rylance in Bridge of Spies, the man who beat him. Hack. Standing man. as Koma Doof Warrior. Sylvester Sloan in Creed.
Mark Rylance in Bridge of Spies,
the man who beat him.
Hack.
Standing man.
Christian Bale in The Big Short.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Played the drums.
Mark Ruffalo in Spotlight.
And then look at this, Betrayal.
Tom Hardy in The Revenant.
Oh, right.
Fucking keeping the Doof Warrior out.
Yep.
He could have maybe publicly announced he was stepping aside.
That is a good putters and murmurs
though.
Yes.
I've been meaning to re-watch that movie.
The Revenant? I will never watch it ever
again. I don't like it. I find it boring.
I saw it early
so I was like, oh, is this thing
going to rip?
And then 20 Minutes In was like,
not the... It didn't rip and rev? And not my was like not not it did rip and rev
and not my tempo
not your tempo
you know what I'm saying
JK Simmons
after all the stuff
we've discussed
Fletcher
drum teacher
whiplash
is our first
night scene
they shot those scenes
in the daytime
they just
you know
good day for night
turn on the old bluey
that's what I love
the blue
flip on that blue
that's just hard blue
yeah
they get stuck in the mud
you got the whole mud scene
you see those walkers
you see the
stilt boys
the weird stilt boys
they refer to it
stilt boys
they go I think that's a tree
like they're not sure
Nux doesn't know
he calls it that thing over there
and they have to
like that's a tree
he's like yeah whatever
we just gotta tie the rig up to the thing the tree thing he says it that thing over there. And they have to, like, that's a tree. He's like, yeah, whatever.
We just gotta tie the rig up to the thing.
The tree thing.
He says the tree thing,
which is really funny.
This is the green place,
we later learn.
Right, they don't know it, yeah,
because it looks all blue.
Because it's the blue place.
Right.
But they look like the Landstriders from Dark Crystal.
I saw this movie the second time
with a friend of the podcast, Joe Garden,
and his former Onion cohort, Todd Hanson,
a great guy.
And when the Doof Warrior came on screen,
he, like, literally,
we were sitting in the front row
of the second section of an AMC
where they have, like, the bar up,
you know what I'm talking about, the railing,
and he grabbed the railing
and started rocking back and forth
and just chanting
yes at the reveal
of the doof warrior
and then when
these guys appeared
the stilty boys
the stilty boys
he just went
I want to know
everything about them
that's the
that's the mark
of a good
movie
that's the NG's feeling
that's the
like tell me
everything about that guy yeah he just turned to me and said,
who are they? I want to know everything
about them. Do they know each other?
It was such an infectious feeling. Are they friends?
Or are they just out there on a run?
They just ran into each other.
Crow fishermen.
Of course they are.
Of course they are. Do they, like,
fish irradiated crows out of the mud?
Yeah, I think they go around the bogs
and like get shit out of the bogs.
Cool.
Because it's like the green place
just turned into like a bog,
which is why you get stuck, I guess.
Oh, man.
I love a bog.
I'm a boggy boy.
Who doesn't?
Bogs are cool.
Bogs are cool.
You ever see the petrified people
out of bogs?
Oh, yeah.
This is like one of the early
creepy things that I was into
as a kid
because my mom had a book of them.
It was a book about bog people
called The Bog People
and it was by somebody named P.V. Glob.
What?
Glob's bog people?
What?
She also had a log.
Here it is.
P.V. Glob.
A Danish archaeologist. Here he is. Here's a picture of him in a bog. V.V. Glob. A Danish archaeologist.
Yep.
Here he is.
Here's a picture of him in a bog.
Wait, I want to see.
Chilling in a bog.
What a bog boy.
He is a bog boy.
Glob, I mean.
Right?
He would investigate like the Tulland Man or whatever.
Yeah, the Tulland Man.
All the creepy bog people.
What do we think of Max walking off screen?
There's also the stuff
with the bullet farmer
where they shoot him
and he's blind.
And the beautiful moment
where Max is trying
to take the shots
and she's trying to,
Furious is trying to note him
and he's not listening
and she comes over
his shoulder
and he just like
closes his eyes
and hands the gun
back to her
and uses him
as a rest for the gun.
Yes, which is great.
It's just the moment
where he goes like,
I get it,
this isn't my movie.
I'm fully seating control of this movie to you. I's just the moment where he goes like, I get it, this isn't my movie. I'm fully ceding control
of this movie to you.
I also just love
the bullet farmer,
them holding the flare
up to his eyes
and him being like,
I can't see it,
I don't see it.
This is Tin Nose?
No, that's the people eater.
Oh, right, of course.
That's the big boy.
Oh, Tin Nose
is the people eater.
But the guy who comes
for them in the night
is the bullet farmer.
Is the bullet farmer.
He's the one who says, I am the scales of justice.
Which is a great line.
And show me the lie.
Maybe he is.
I like the Bullet Farmer a lot.
That's me also.
Hit me.
I'm a Libra.
Scales.
Matt Max walks off screen,
comes back covered in blood,
washes himself with breast milk.
Yeah.
And they go, are you hurt?
And she goes, it's not his blood. It's not his blood.
No further comment.
Done.
Takes a little milk bath.
Very cool.
And then how do they, what happens?
And then after that we meet the Vuvula.
They just keep going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just the sun comes out.
There's another fade to black, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a time jump. There's a lot of fade to blacks. There's a time jump.
There's a lot of fade to blacks.
I was saying that like-
Yeah, we were saying that so many fades.
Yeah.
And it's like, I think it's good for the nonstop nature of the movie, but also like it kind
of gives it a sort of almost comforting like TV movie feel or something where I'm like,
oh, like it's a commercial break,
but not in a way,
it feels cheap, it just feels like,
I don't know, it feels comfy.
Yeah, no, it feels like watching a TV show on DVD.
It has these nice little reset moments.
You desperately need those.
You need them.
In this movie.
So they arrive to...
Meg and Gale on a you know Valkyrie.
Yeah.
Just on a platform.
Sliding on a rope
naked.
Slides down.
That's true.
Badge first.
But it's a trap.
Sure.
That they identify.
They don't fall for it.
Yeah.
Yes.
Right.
That's when Max is like
that's bait.
That's when he does that.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
That's bait.
I also didn't shout out
but that great moment
before Rosie Hunting-Whiteley dies
when he checks on her
and she's fine
and he gives her the little thumbs up.
Oh yeah, the thumbs up is great.
It's so good.
Yeah.
He's such a good physical actor.
He really is.
Green Place, no good.
Right.
She thinks,
oh, now we're close to the Green Place
and they're like,
first of all,
you passed it.
Yeah.
Second of all, our new it. Second of all,
our new plan
right across this salt land
forever.
A lot of positives.
Again, Twitter.
Big upside.
What if we just did this forever?
I'm gonna win this argument.
There's gotta be something.
If I keep on replying,
I will eventually win this argument
definitively
and no one will be able to quote me or screencap me or dunk on me.
The thing about a salt flat is, if you need salt, it's right there.
All the salt.
You could never run out of salt.
Yeah.
And also not bumpy.
Flat.
A little bumpy.
Also, unlike a bog, pretty dry.
Pretty dry, Ben.
It's cool.
Dry stuff.
You should get really into salt i love salt
curing the genes and salts oh i was thinking about sea jeans doing a dry well yeah you suggest
i've tried to get you remember i was asking you if i could use your dock yeah i remember that
it's not my dock i have no ownership over it.
But whatever.
It's not like anyone's going to know.
I just need a rope and a couple of jeans,
and I was going to put them in the water and then take them out,
and they'd be all crystallized, Emily.
I know someone who has a property. Can you imagine salty jeans?
That has water.
I can, actually.
I've jumped into the ocean in jeans before.
But for a long time, so it's really built up.
How long do you stay down there?
And it's got barnacles on it.
And there's lobsters that have been pinching at it.
You don't see the lobsters, but you know they've been pinching.
It's all about the little pinches.
Two things I want to say for the listener at home.
Ben mimed out pinching at the jeans.
He did an adorable little claw pinch motion.
Secondly, David's face went bright red
when Ben implied he owned a dock.
I do not own a dock.
So I now want to start this rumor
that David owns a dock.
David owns a dock.
He's ashamed of it.
Just want to make it clear.
Real estate mogul.
I'm fine with this bit.
We should make a bit.
Not that I own property, just a dock.
Just a dock.
I think that's funny.
You're buying docks left and right.
What do you think you're using the Patreon money for?
Docks.
He kept saying invest in do docs to Griffin and I.
We're like, all right, David.
I mean, everyone needs a port in a storm.
Wow.
Wow.
That sound.
I will say that I know someone.
That really shut him up.
I just want to make it clear to listeners that I know someone who does have, they don't
even own it, but their parents have a property that's on the water.
Hummel Pass.
And Ben, knowing this, asked me if he could,
and in all seriousness,
if he could hang jeans off the dock
for, I don't know, six to 12 months
to make some quote unquote sea jeans.
Reasonable request.
And I was like, one, no.
Two, I don't think they'd like that.
Imagine looking at it.
What, the jeans?
They would love it.
Oh, right, the jeans? They would love it. Oh, right, the jeans.
They would smell so bad.
Three, I don't think the jeans would make it.
That's my clear.
So bad.
I don't think.
They wouldn't come close.
Now, you could put them in a salt bath or maybe with some herbs and pickle them.
Herbie jeans.
Herbie pickled jeans.
Saged jeans.
I think that would actually be kind of cool.
Immersing stuff in salt does make it softer.
The ocean aspect of it, like the plankton,
all the little dead things that are going to be in it
is going to be really gross.
Freezes in the winter.
I would advise against it.
I'm going to rethink the concept,
but I think you've made a lot of good points.
I'm so glad, because I had forgotten he did that,
but that all got discussed on the podcast.
I just want to underline all this again,
because people ask me all the time,
how much of the Ben thing is a bit?
To which I always go, look, he knows he's funny,
but also he is truly doing all of these things.
He will talk about it seriously for an hour and a half.
And also, this kind of shit happens off mic.
100%.
Yes, yes, yeah.
100% I had to have an extended conversation with Ben about how he couldn't make CG.
These are real serious conversations that happen away from any audience.
There was no one was capturing this.
This was not around other people,
maybe Griffin,
but that's it.
But Ben was basically like,
can you work that request up the chain?
And I'm like,
I'm telling you that the request
is stopping here.
It's stopping right here.
This is the end of the request.
Up the chain.
He's our beautiful boy.
So,
Max is like,
Perfect in every way.
Exactly.
Max is like,
rather than go across
the salt flat
I love that he says this
he has a suggestion
he suggests it
yeah
he says I suggest
yeah
that we go back
to the citadel
it's undefended
they're all still
chasing after us
we take it from
you know
take the power back
the narrative audacity
of this movie
to say
hey you know how
this movie has been
so far for half of its runtime going in one direction?
What if we just stop here?
And then went back.
Perfect turn.
There's even a conversation where they're like, should we go around?
He's like, no, no, no.
No, I think we should go right back.
Yeah.
We should go through the canyon again.
Yeah.
It's great.
They cleared it.
Ten point turn back in the opposite direction.
Right.
Yeah.
It is very cute that he says, I suggest.
It's a nice.
I know.
Because at that point, he's surrounded by suggest. It's a nice... I know.
Because at that point he's surrounded by
all the Vuvolini
and the wives.
Who are some old women
who are like,
we've been doing this shit.
And like,
men basically ruined
the world
and we don't trust you.
Like, he has to be
vouched for, basically.
Yeah, Furiosa's
really, he's fine.
Yeah, he's okay.
This is another moment
that's been mummified.
We have the muscles
still in the back.
Right, right. Furiosa falling to her knees uh dropping her arm shop um i mean you it makes sense why uh these images and these memes are circulated so frequently on the internet because this movie feels like the
internet and when these types of things happen the only way you can think of expressing yourself is with images from this film well and and the most i feel like the most used gif is the what
is it indiscriminate men's screaming or whatever like while she's um while she's driving like that
is the most commonly used one which again most sense on Twitter.
Yes.
So then they go back.
They have another amazing action sequence.
That's when the pole cats are introduced swinging left and right.
I said this to Emily when we were watching
but like it is crazy how like circusy
and corny so much of the action
is like them like swinging around
and grabbing each other and like it never
feels that way.
You're like, yeah, this is awesome.
This is so hardcore.
But actually, it really is just so acrobatic.
Oh, and if you held on to any of those shots for longer than a quarter of a second,
it would be laid bare as such.
But the magic of editing.
Also, I forgot.
In the first run out, they're doing a lot of editing. Also, I forgot, in the first run out,
they're doing a lot of the spears,
the expensive spears.
Yes, love those spears.
I love it because it just looks like
they're throwing fireballs.
It's just,
and with the two arms,
we're like.
That's the first witness me guy
is the guy who's like.
Yeah, it's great.
Great, great, great stuff.
That is a place where he really amplifies this movie from the three previous though.
Yes.
Is that.
The action choreography is just out of control.
Right.
Because I mean, Thunderdome obviously has a lot of fighting and the other ones are more
vehicle based.
But this one has sort of like the acrobatics.
Yes.
The crazy like stunts of the jumping and the swinging
and all of that.
There's that whole
extended sequence
in the final battle
where like Max
keeps jumping
from vehicle to vehicle
like he's with
the people eater
kills that guy
or you know
or maybe uses him
as a shield
and he gets shot
puts his foot on the gas
his big fat foot
and then like jumps
from that car
to another car
and then gets snatched
by a polecat.
Oh boy. Oh, boy.
I love that Furiosa's cool gas pedal is like a foot sizer.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, that thing that she can jam down?
That rules.
Yeah.
Very cool.
I also love that the-
I like Nux's little bird.
Sure.
What wiggles.
Is there a theory that this takes place,
not in our future,
but like an alternate timeline that is maybe like the present day?
Like Mad Max 1 is Mad Max 1.
Yeah.
Like the world disintegrating from the 70s on.
Something like that.
Because all the cars that are used,
there's not like current day cars that are used.
No, but they do worship the V8 engine,
which is Max's engine.
Yeah.
Which follows your thing.
It's basically like, if you take
Mad Max 1, it's happening
right around the near future.
The old ladies are
supposed to, I always take it as, have lived
in a world we remember.
It's not like this is set
500 years
into the future.
Can I throw out a counterpoint?
Because you've now reset with Tom Hardy,
a younger actor,
the amount of time that has passed
in our world between Thunderdome and this
has not passed within these two films.
It's been a few years rather than 25.
Right.
So if the first Mad Max takes place
in the near future,
in 1980,
right? Sure. Then this movie might take place if the first Mad Max takes place in the near future right in 1980 right sure
then this movie
might take place
in like 2002
hey
in like an alternate
timeline 2002
yeah
so should I look
Chicago was the best
picture winner
should I get into
those nominations
is that who the
duphorier was
must have
okay
I detail I just
because this movie
is so dense
that every time
I rewatch it,
I find other things I hadn't picked up on
or connections or communications or things.
It's an obvious one,
but it just never really stood out to me
that Furiosa has the skeleton arm
on her driver's side door
so that when she's driving the car,
it looks like she still has a bone in her arm.
Whereas in fact, a rubbit arm. Her rubbit arm is, by the way, it looks like she still has a bone in her arm. Whereas in fact, a rubbit arm.
Her rubbit arm is, by the way, very cool.
Cool and I like it.
Very good.
But the final sequence that we're talking about
with the Polecats and such, the death of Immortan Joe,
he dies before Rictus Erectus.
In classic Mad Max faction. The ultimate baddie.
The ultimate baddie dies kind of in the middle of it all.
Right, yeah.
Right.
His death is pretty great, though.
Yeah.
Furious is like, remember me?
Mm-hmm.
Rips off his face.
It's cool.
Yeah.
But you've also got Nux's big sacrifice,
which is my favorite moment in the movie.
It's my whole thing of,
it's my same argument that I'll make for any big world-building movie
where like,
at the beginning of this thing,
you knew none of this language
and none of these rules.
And by the end,
Nux is saying,
witness me,
and you're like crying
because you're like,
I'm gonna witness,
he's gonna go about hell.
Like, you know,
you're fully inducted into all this.
It's everything I love about movies.
But you can enter into something with nothing
and within two hours
be speaking,
as you said,
an entirely different language.
Yeah.
I love it.
They've communicated things
to you visually and verbally
that suddenly are imbued
with so much fucking deep meaning
and have no relation
to the world as you know it.
And then Max saves Furiosa
by giving her his blood
and, you know,
voluntarily.
That's the line.
Yeah.
Go on.
I'm so sorry. It's also when he's like
I'm Max
that's my favorite reading it's so
he's so like doesn't want
to say it no actor would do that and he throws away
he's just like
Max my name is Max
but he's like delivering it with an energy of
like a boy who is too nervous to ask a girl out at a middle school dance.
Furious is pretty cool.
Yeah.
But this was the big revolution of this movie when it came out.
And it doesn't even feel that revelatory anymore because I think a lot of stuff has kind of followed suit.
Although I'm now trying to think of specific examples.
trying to think of specific examples.
But it feels less out,
like it felt very iconoclastic in that you have these,
this two very good looking people
as the leads of an action movie.
And they're just friends.
They are just pals.
They're pals.
No kissing.
They help each other.
And then he goes.
Yeah, he doesn't go up there
to be the king with her queen
or to her queen or whatever.
He's like, ugh.
I would argue that not enough movies
have followed suit.
I wish more did. It's a thing
I always love to see. I would argue that
kissing is good and everyone should kiss.
Yeah, I mean, this is actually... But they don't have
toothpaste anymore. I know. I mean, the
kisses here, oof, pretty gross.
Yeah. Sorry, go ahead, Emily.
No, but I think that
the debate of
kiss, kiss, kiss
versus don't kiss
in Hollywood
is like an
I'm just like imagining
like two people
on either side
and like their arms
folded.
No, no, no.
The other guys
are like
I mean I feel like
this is the podcast.
David's doing great
physical comedy
that none of you can see.
Shut up.
But I feel like
I feel like
in the short time that I've gone to Hollywood I feel like this is a thing that is discussed a lot.
Yeah.
Which is just like, do we need that?
And I actually think in a lot of cases, I think that people argue for kiss, kiss, kiss without actually building something that you actually care about when people kiss.
So that's the problem with that.
I don't think Max and Furiosa should kiss,
to be clear.
It would be a little odd, honestly.
There's nothing in this movie
that suggests they're going to do that.
You think Nux and Capable should kiss?
Oh, very cute, both of them.
Yeah, very cute.
Cute little guys.
I'm just generally saying that kissing,
as long as everybody wants to do it,
is good.
People should do it.
And if hot people want to do it,
and they're both interested,
and I'm allowed to see that?
They want to show kissing to you.
They want to show me the kissing?
David wants to see it.
They want to show kissing to me.
Miller's been...
There's not enough kissing in movies,
really, honestly, though.
She came around to my side.
I mean,
one of the earliest films.
The Kiss.
The Kiss.
That's true.
Guy with a gross mustache
kisses his wife.
And it's set at...
Template, you went,
this is going to be
one of the main genres.
You have action,
you have train thriller.
And kissing.
People leaving factory.
Gross mustache kiss.
It is funny to think that,
right, they're like,
we got a great movie. It's a romance. It's called The Kiss. What's in it? The Kiss. It is funny to think that, right, they're like, we got a great movie.
It's a romance.
It's called The Kiss.
What's in it?
The Kiss.
And then someone else is like, I want to do something along those lines, but should they
like talk before they kiss maybe?
And thus like a genre is born.
It is a thing.
Miller, I mean, as we said, at one point thought this was going to be two movies shot back
to back.
Then it was like, maybe it's three, but I'm going to make them one at a time.
be two movies shot back to back.
Then it was like, maybe it's three, but I'm going to make them one at a time.
He has been stuck in some protracted legal battle with Warner Brothers over the profits of this film, which has halted making another one, which he claims he wants to do.
He always said, I want to do something in between, but then come back to Mad Max.
He is, hopefully by the time this episode comes out in production, he's supposed to
be in production this spring on his new movie his uh
genie romance starring idris elba until the swinton yeah uh rub that bottle aka my shit
um but but the end of this movie i think is so beautiful and so poetic and and uh almost makes
me cry every time i see it and watching it this time it made me realize as much as i want to stay
in the mad max world um doing any sort of follow follow up to this will ruin it a little bit.
Because the beauty of this ending to me is the bride's all being up on the platform, rising up, her recognizing suddenly that Max is not there, looking into the crowd, seeing him, Tom Hardy as only he can, acting like he is embarrassed to be
on camera, sort of giving her like the knowing nod and then kind of like shrugging it off
like I'm going to head out of here.
This isn't my movie.
This is your moment.
I don't belong here.
I don't get a happy ending.
I'm Max.
I'm doomed to be doing this fucking forever.
I'm on to whatever the next thing is.
And then they literally just rise out of frame.
Correct.
I mean, you go to black with them rising up into the heavens.
Yeah, isn't it the platform cutting off her face
as she's looking back?
Yeah, which is so fucking beautiful.
But if the next movie starts and it is Furiosa or it's Max,
then you immediately rob a little power
from oh these two people had
this moment and they went their separate ways and they're
leaving the movie
what if there was a prequel
well it could be that'd be cool
I'm down for anything a Furiosa
prequel that's without
Tom Hardy he should do whatever
the fuck he wants he should do whatever the fuck he wants
he made this it's all good. Box office
game, guys. May 15th,
2015. Mad Max Fury
Road. We all know it. Number two.
Open number two. Number one.
$45 million. Is that one directed
by Elizabeth Banks? That's the Banks.
That's the time they took it to the Banks.
Literally and figuratively. They sure
did. It's also one of those like Austin
Powers movies that made the more than the original movie made
in its opening weekend.
That's my favorite set.
I think they're the only two.
Crazy.
So Pitch Perfect 2, of course, was dominating the convo.
$69 million.
Mad Max comes in with $45 million.
It's just so funny to think that it's like Mad Max,
like Fury Road.
We're like, yeah, of course, that must have been number one.
No, Pitch Perfect 2. It had to be. Number's like Mad Max, like Fury Road. We're like, yeah, of course, that must have been number one. No, it's perfect two.
It had to be.
Yeah.
Number three at the box office.
Tell me.
Number three at the box office.
Yeah.
It's made $372 million in three weeks.
No, that's number five.
Wait, what was it?
Furious seven.
Furious seven.
So much fury.
So much fury.
This was such a good year for me and my fear of cars.
Was Cars 3 also this year?
No, that was 2016.
Okay.
Number three at the box office.
It's made 317.
72.
72.
In three weeks.
In three weeks.
What kind of a movie makes that?
Is it a Disney film?
Sure.
It's not Beauty and the Beast, is it?
No.
But is it a live action Disney remake?
No.
No.
No.
But it is. I just think the simplest. What are it a live-action Disney remake? No. No. No. But it is.
Just think the simplest,
what are the movies that make the most money?
Zootopia?
It's Avengers Age of Ultron.
Oh, of course.
Oh my God.
Oh God.
If only Ultron had sang a song
about how he was the beast.
I know.
The fourth highest grossing film
at the box office this week
was about two ladies going on a road trip.
Is it Hot Pursuit?
It's Hot Pursuit,
my friend.
Which we told everyone
we were going to see.
Number five was
Furious 7.
Okay.
And now our miniseries
has come to a close.
So we're definitely
going to have to do
a bonus episode.
Yeah, we're doing
a bonus episode.
Because we're not even
done with fucking Miller yet.
No, we're doing
a bonus episode.
The bonus episode
is his segment
from the Twilight Zone movie.
Yeah, right.
But what a masterpiece.
What a lovely film.
I can't believe it exists. What a lovely film. I can't believe it exists.
It blows my mind.
Will we ever see something like this again?
It's such a perfect storm of elements
in terms of it being the right person,
going back to a well,
but trying to, as you said, Emily, evolve it.
Thanks, George.
Thank you, George.
Make another one, you weirdo. It's good to see you, Emily.olvent thanks George thank you George make another one you weirdo
it's good to see Emily
thanks
been too long
great to be back
yeah
great to be back
in the box
so happy to be back
for this movie
it's been a very long episode
let's be done
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five years
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