Blank Check with Griffin & David - Rachel Getting Married with Ayo Edibiri and Olivia Craighead
Episode Date: March 1, 2020From Iconography, Ayo Edibiri and Olivia Craighead join Griffin and special guest the crypt keeper that is gravelly-voiced David. Get ready for a movie surprisingly starring Sebastian Stan, and a 20-m...inute long story about the saga of Marc Summers. How many sitcoms were about dads that are also another thing? How much family trauma comes out at a wedding? How muddy is this film?
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I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of podcasting this evening.
Okay.
I don't know.
I want to get it over.
We're all ready.
We got energy in this room.
We do.
And I just want to go into it.
I don't know if this is true for you guys, but this trailer used to just play constantly.
Yes.
And she says that in the trailer.
And I got so annoyed at that line in the trailer.
Even though it's fine.
I did too, because in the trailer I was like
this is supposed to be funny.
Right. And in the movie
you're like this is the most painful
moment. Right.
That's quote number one on IMDb.
Quote number two is the monologue about
her killing Ethan. Oh you should have done that one.
I was thinking about it. No you weren't.
I was considering.
Thrown you out of this studio.
Look, I'm le enfant terrible of podcasting.
Oof.
Are we allowed to weigh in?
Yes.
Just a big oof from me on that.
Thank you for weighing in on that.
If anything, you could have made worse choices.
A self-described enfant terrible.
Of podcasting.
Of podcasting.
Of podcasting is sick.
Of podcasting. Not good. It podcasting. Of podcasting is sick. Of podcasting.
Not good.
It's necessary.
Someone had to step up.
I don't know that it had to be you.
I kept on goading Terry Gross.
I was like, I feel like the pressure, like the sort of, I don't know, the movement felt
like it was getting behind, like, go off, Terry.
Get messy.
Gross on gross.
Get gross.
Yeah.
Terry get gross was the hashtag.
Love that.
Yeah.
People wanted her, like, talking boogers.
Yeah.
Talking barf.
Mm-hmm.
Being, I guess that's less Longfell Tarabula and more Garbage Pail Kid.
Mm-hmm.
Dust.
But they're close.
She is going to host a revival of Double Dare on Netflix.
Super sloppy Double Dare?
Yeah, exactly.
That's one of the cruelest things that has ever happened in the entertainment industry.
It's like Mark Summers, they're like, congratulations Mark, we finally got you a game show job.
And he's like, oh my god, what is it?
Am I doing prices right?
Is Bob Barker stepping down?
They're like, no, you're doing Double Dare.
And he's like, cool.
I'm not going to tell anyone I'm OCD.
I'm not going to tell anyone how much this drives me crazy.
And then like four seasons in. Is that true? He's OCD. He's crazy OCD. Oh, and he just had to host a show where the whole point is to like cover yourself and flop and like pull
boogers out of a giant nose. And then four seasons in, Nickelodeon's like, Mark, great
news. And he's like, shows canceled, shows canceled, shows canceled. And they're like,
we're revamping. It super sloppy double dare now we're adding
more boogers he hosted it for all seven years uh he's like horribly ocd and there's uh one of the
greatest uh clips on youtube is him going on jay leno and it was like the first time he was getting
to do like an adult thing quote unquote oh mark like they were like validating him by being like now your kids might know this guy
and the first guest on leno was uh burt reynolds who was very much trying to like keep the energy
of old like johnny carson burt reynolds alive and he was so depressed that he was sharing a couch
with a nickelodeon host he of his ego, that he just keeps on making fun
of Mark Summers.
That seems so sad.
And Mark is like, ha ha ha, yeah, well, you know,
and after like six or
seven direct body blows, Mark Summers
makes some joke about like how many
failed marriages Burt Reynolds has.
And Burt Reynolds picks his mug up
off the table and throws it
in Mark Summers' face.
We all just went quiet.
I hope there was a cold.
I think you made this up.
I think you made this whole thing up.
This is 100% true.
But what's kind of funny is it's like the show.
Well, okay.
So then.
It's also kind of like Rachel getting married.
That weird sort of like, fuck, is this about to flip into like.
What a beautiful segue.
So then Mark Summers picks up... I'm not even
close to being done. Mark Summers
picks up his mug, tries to
throw it back in Bert's face. What is Jay
doing during this?
What's this? Yeah, and
Bert knocks the mug
before it connects
and it hits Mark Summers again.
So he's double
dosed.
And then some fucking producer thinks they're funny,
has a PA run out with two pie tins. No!
Filled with whipped cream and is like, pie fight.
And Mark Summers is like, I thought this was my break
from getting sloppy shit all over me.
It's only worse.
It's only worse.
That's a good producer.
The thing that's crazy is,
back then,
it was just like,
that happened on TV
and if you saw it,
you might go to work the next day
and be like,
did you watch?
That was crazy.
And now I can just Google it
and find it
and it's on YouTube forever.
Yes.
And I can just watch it.
And you can only talk about it
on a podcast.
Yep.
That's the only place
you're allowed to talk about it legally.
Who uploaded it?
Mark Summers Productions.
Oh, okay. Okay, for sure. So, I guess he's over it. Keep the dream alive, baby. Keep the dream alive. That's the only place you're allowed to talk about it legally. Who uploaded it? Mark Summers Productions.
Oh, okay.
For sure.
I guess he's over it. Keep the dream alive, baby.
Keep the dream alive.
Keep the legacy alive.
You're right.
You're right.
Good call.
I'm, yeah, introduce our podcast.
Okay.
You're kind of sick.
I have been sick.
You're dressed like the Crypt Keeper.
I have a hoodie on.
What do you mean I'm dressed like the Crypt Keeper?
You're all dusty and you look like on Death's Door.
He has BC.
It's a bit A to C.
Crypt Keeper is my inspiration.
I wish I was dressed like the Crypt Keeper.
Everyone, you of course know that this is Blank Check with Griffin and David.
I'm Griffin.
I'm David.
He's the Crypt Keeper.
I'm a little sick, so my voice sounds kind of atmospheric.
It's fine.
And there's no judgment, but you are now canonically the Crypt Keeper.
And we would love to hear you cackle at some point.
I genuinely think that might fuck my throat up.
Okay.
It's a podcast about filmographies.
Directors who have massive success early on in their careers,
giving the series a blank check to make whatever crazy passion projects they want,
and sometimes those checks clear, and sometimes they bounce.
Baby.
And this is a mini-ser series on the films of Jonathan Demme
we're nearing the
end yeah we're getting
close we are this is
called Rachel getting married
yes and our guest today from the
Iconography podcast it's called Stop Making Podcast
it's called Stop Making Podcast
very very
lightly veiled threat from our listeners against
us and our guest today from the podcast Iconography Olivia and Ayo Very, very lightly veiled threat from our listeners against us.
And our guest today from the podcast, Iconography, Olivia and Ayo.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
Very excited to be here.
So excited to have you here.
Big, big fan of your show.
I've been listening to your show for years at this point.
That's completely insane.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
I haven't been listening to your show for years at this point. That's completely insane. Isn't that crazy? Very bizarre. Yeah. I haven't been listening to your show for years because it has existed less than a year.
And that's the only reason why.
I don't know.
That's a little embarrassing, though.
What?
You could have been listening for a couple years.
Spiritually, I feel like I was.
I was waiting for it.
I was holding my ear up to the sky and I was like, something's missing.
Where's the show I want to be listening to right now
I mean Io and I
have been listening to it
for years basically
because it literally
is just what we talk about
when we talk about
that's my
when people like
ask David or I
for podcast advice
that's what I always say
is like
do you have a friend
who you host a podcast
with when you just hang out
right
and would you have
those conversations
irregardless
if that's the case
then you won't ever run out of material,
and you'll probably enjoy doing it.
Right?
Yeah.
I also feel like it's just like if you care about just like making money,
getting bitches,
or champagne, or bubbly,
which is different to me than champagne.
Champagne and bubbly are different.
Bubble bath.
You're talking about bubble bath.
Mr. Bubble.
Yeah, Mr. Bubble. But also like Perrier. Models and bubbly are different. Two different things. Bubble bath. You're talking about bubble bath. Mr. Bubble. Yeah, Mr. Bubble.
But also like Perrier.
Models.
Models, sure.
Yeah, so like that sort of stuff
then I think that's,
then yeah,
then you should host a podcast.
Then you'll be super successful.
We all know
that hosting a podcast
is the quickest
and cleanest path
to financial success.
Yeah.
It's a straight line.
And in many ways,
if I may add to that,
also security
yes
right
and I think
that that's important
a future
health benefits
things like that
and respect
that's the thing
that's the thing
that a lot of people
don't talk about
there's so much
respect in podcasting
and I wouldn't say
anything on a podcast
you know what I mean
like that it wasn't
like just full
to the brim
with respect
and respectability
like everything I say on a podcast, I would say at the UN.
A hundred percent.
I would.
I see you have a stack of papers because you prepared notes.
Lots of notes.
And you have one of those little name plates in front of you too.
And there's a translator.
There's a earpiece.
Yeah.
Well, I did come from the UN.
And I'm going after this as well.
Our studio is not that far from the UN.
It's not that far from the UN.
If you think about it.
It is though, I mean.
I work for Tunisia.
There's nothing more validating than finally starting your podcast.
You know, the dream you've had since you were a little babe.
A wee babe.
Finally getting that podcast off the ground and knowing, man, for once in my life, all my relatives over 50 are going to respect me and understand exactly what I'm doing with my life.
That's the thing.
That's the thing.
Immediately it's going to be clear, though.
Yeah.
My grandma's, like, obsessed with my podcast.
She's like, I love opening the podcast app, which is something that I can do. So that she understands.
And it's like, listen to you talk.
I've rated it.
I've reviewed it.
Yeah.
I send it to my friends who are also old
and they know exactly what's going on.
They get the algorithm.
They really do.
They get the algorithm.
They're kind of shifting the algorithm.
Sure.
In many ways.
Aren't we all?
But the iconography,
the basic premise is that you pick an icon of the moment and debate whether or not they're going to stand the test of time.
Right?
Is that a good summation?
Someone comes on with someone they love and then we talk about them for an hour.
Right.
Play games, have good chat, fresh banter.
Which I feel like is a thing.
Good chat, fresh banter.
Which I feel like is a thing, I mean, this podcast kind of came out of that David and I used to do where we would pick someone and go like, wait, let's like go through their career one by one.
The two of you are a little more forward thinking, I feel like.
In what way?
You're a little more invested in like the present of what they're doing and what are they going to do next and what should they do next.
Well, we almost did, one of our original ideas was like picking one person and doing 10 episodes about them.
And so we were like,
what if we spent 10 weeks
talking about Tom Cruise?
Yeah.
Sure.
I mean, you never run out of time.
We never run out of stuff.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
But some people you do.
Really, it's like Tom Cruise
and then there's kind of a drop
in people you can talk about
for that long.
Will Smith, Meryl Streep, Oprah.
But it's like, I don't want to talk about, like, I don't know.
Carly Rae Jepsen.
Carly Rae Jepsen for ten weeks.
No, I mean, she's nine at most.
You could get nine good ones out of her.
Nine and a little bonus 15 special.
That's emotion side B.
She could get a mini.
She could get a mini-sode.
She's a mini for sure.
Emergency mini-sode?
No question. Emergency. she could get a mini she could get a mini emergency mini no question
but one of the games
you do on your show
Vroom Vroom
ah yes
where you try to come up
with a vehicle
for someone
who deserves recognition
hasn't gotten
hasn't gotten an Oscar
to get the Oscar
and this
in retrospect
is such a perfect
slam dunk
Vroom Vroom
for Anne Hathaway
I know
in a way I think we didn't even really realize at the time.
It's insane.
We didn't give her any.
Well, at the time, this was her coming out as a serious actress party.
Yeah.
Even though she had been in Brokeback Mountain.
Yeah, but she was the most disrespected of the four.
The only one of the four who was totally, flatly disrespected.
Even though she's so fucking's doing work back then.
She's doing the work. On the phone?
On the phone. On the phone is her best scene.
She's in it the least, I would say.
Of the four. Yeah. But when she's
there, it's like... She fills the
space. It's iconic. Yeah.
Yes. But this, I feel like
at the time... 2008 was a hard year, though.
It was a hard year. Because there were heavy
hitters. there was so much
well we all know
who won best actress that year
of course the best performance
in the history of cinema
Kate Winslet in The Reader
yeah
a performance we talk about
all the time
and here's the thing also
that movie is infallible
it's so perfect
yeah
it's a perfect movie
and I'm always like
ooh what if like
hot Nazis could fuck
you know what I mean
and then I'm like
fuck they did it already
in The Reader
yeah
I have not seen that movie
I think all the time
about that Hugh Jackman joke
from the monologue
that's like,
the reader,
I still haven't seen
the reader.
It's like, that's me.
I'll never see that movie.
And then she won.
And then she won.
And that's an example
of a movie where I kind of think
that 30% of the people
who voted for her
hadn't seen it.
Do you remember how that went?
Well, they thought
it was going to be
a double nomination year for her.
I was going to talk about it, but you can go right ahead.
Reservation, not Reservation.
Revolutionary Road.
We all got there.
Yes, we all got there.
Was going to be her best lead actress play.
Because that was her big deal movie with her husband reuniting Jack and Rose.
And Michael Shannon.
And then they were like
Michael Shannon.
The gang's all here.
The gang's all here.
People forget that
Michael Shannon played
the anchor.
Yeah, he was.
In Titanic.
Because he's really doing
subsurface work.
Right.
He also did mocap
for the iceberg.
And also David Harbour
played the harbour.
David Harbour did play the harbour.
That was an extremely good joke.
I think he's in
Revolutionary War Road and his name is Harbour.
I like that.
What is extremely?
I think it was just an extremely good joke.
I just really think David fucking destroyed that.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Hey, Ben.
How you doing?
I'm good.
I'm hungover.
Yes.
David Harbour really been in it.
What do you mean?
He's just kind of been around for a while.
A long time.
He's so good in that movie.
He's kind of like the way that Sam What's- he's so good in that movie he's kind of like
the way that like
Sam what's his face
well just like
you're like
oh yeah you've been around
Sam who
Sam what's his face
Moon
oh Rockwell
yeah
Sam Moon
Sam Moon
but yes
Kate Winslet
I believe
Revolutionary Road
was a
Paramount Vantage
Dreamworks production
big Christmas reader was Weinstein and so Weinstein even though she's the leader of the reader Weinstein's like Paramount Vantage DreamWorks production. Big Christmas release.
The reader was Weinstein.
And so Weinstein,
even though she's the lead
of the reader,
Weinstein's like,
fine, she'll be supporting.
I would argue she's supporting
in that movie.
She's not.
It's crazy.
I think she's supporting
in that movie.
No, there's two leads,
her and the boy.
I think the boy's the lead.
Yeah, and she's the other lead.
I think she's not
in a lot of the movie.
She disappears for a long chunk.
No, she's the other lead, though.
She is.
I don't know about this.
She is.
She was also top film.
Why are you?
You're looking at me very seriously.
She's very much the lead.
Not seriously.
I just am confused.
I feel like there's 40 minutes where she's gone when he loses the movie.
You can still be a lead.
She's the lead.
She's literally the other lead.
Putting her in.
This is crazy.
I think she's the second lead, but I think she's a very distant second. Putting her in supporting was crazy I think she's the second lead but I think she's
a very distant second
putting her in supporting
was an outrageous
move
and the Academy
like so she got
the Globe
she wins both Globes
she won both Globes
she wins best actress
and best supporting
actress that year
people are addicted
to a narrative
that's why
they loved the narrative
it was like
overdue
it's time
you know
nom for Revolutionary Road
like you know
the other award bodies Revolutionary Road. The other award bodies were like, fine.
Revolutionary Road, also boring.
Terrible, terrible movie.
But they were like, fine, we'll play your game.
I think she's better in Revolutionary Road than she is in The Reader.
Yes, but neither has sort of heard her best, in my opinion.
And then the Oscars were just like, no, what?
No, forget Revolutionary Road.
It sucks.
And they just put her in lead.
Well, just put her in lead.
Well, just put her in lead for the reader.
They corrected all the bullshit.
But you saying it that way makes it sound like
the entire Oscar voting body had a meeting and strategized this.
It kind of felt that way because it just happened.
It's kind of crazy when that shit just happens.
It's the same with Whale Rider.
Yeah.
Where she got supporting nominations in every precursor
because that's what they were doing.
It makes no sense. She's the lead. Zero sense. But she's a kid. The whale. Yeah. Oh. Where she got supporting nominations in every precursor. Which makes no sense.
She's the lead.
Zero sense.
But she's a kid.
The whale.
Yeah, I was going to say, who else could be the lead of that movie?
You're being crazy now.
Obviously, the lead of The Whale Rider is the whale.
She was the rider.
It's the ocean.
Yes, yes.
The ocean is your way.
If your movie has the ocean, the ocean is your way.
And the ocean was going to the governor's ball and going to the dinners.
But no. And the Oscars were just like governor's ball and going to the dinners. But no.
And the Oscars were just like, no, she's lead.
Got invited to the Met, too.
Was doing the CFDA rounds.
Really made good with Anna Wintour that year.
And that was a big invite because the ocean took up most of the Mets.
You couldn't invite anyone else that year.
No.
Just Anna and the ocean.
She had a good time.
I heard.
I love a wet Met. But. Just Anna and the ocean. She had a good time. I heard. I love a wet mat.
But once she got
once that happened
she was gonna win.
Yes. Right.
If you look at the list. Who else was nominated that year?
Here we go. Hathaway. That was the year that
supporting was like hot though.
Well we can talk about that but first
I want you guys to guess the other nominees.
Okay. 2008. So Hathaway is one. Hathaway. N, we can talk about that. But first, I want you guys to guess the other nominees.
Okay.
Hathaway is one.
Hathaway.
And Kate Winslet.
Winslet.
Then you have a major movie star who has an Oscar
and it's her only other nomination.
Oh, and it's a bad performance
in my mind.
I don't mind it.
It's not my fave.
Angelina Jolie and Changeling?
Changeling, right?
Correct.
Horrifying.
Then you have
A National Nightmare.
A huge Oscar winning star
who's been nominated many times.
One of her worst performances
in my opinion.
Wow.
Yeah.
Some people like this performance.
Multiple Oscar winning?
Or just the one?
She has multiple Oscars.
Not doubt.
Okay.
Okay, so this is
Wait.
I pointed at Ayo.
Yeah, because
this was the year that Viola,
everyone was like, who are you?
Sure, sure.
Because iconic 12, I mean like 42 second scene.
And everyone was like, bitch, you can crouch your nose.
Which she does.
Which she does.
She does it very well.
I think I'm going to get a hole put in my nose.
So that you can just like snot right out.
Just snot right out, easy.
That scene is so good.
And Meryl is just kind of
you know she has such doubts.
I think Meryl's really good.
She's terrible.
Meryl is actually
everyone is so good
in that movie.
I don't love that movie.
You think it's one of her
worst performances
and you've seen Mamma Mia 2?
Wait.
Have you seen Mamma Mia 2?
What is going on?
She's not even like
in Mamma Mia 2.
She only has one song.
She just like shows up.
Meryl is actually bad in The Iron Lady.
She's terrible in The Iron Lady.
She's bad in The Iron Lady.
That's bad news.
Ricky and the Flash.
Doubt is bad news.
Ricky and the Flash, which you guys are going to talk about.
We're going to get there.
We're going to get there.
Julia Julia also.
She's good in Julia and Julia.
Amy Adams is bad in Julia and Julia.
I think Amy Adams is good in Julia and Julia.
She just wants to throw her out the window.
It's like a horribly written,
it's like, oh, I'm hanging out in Paris,
this is gorgeous,
and then she's like,
my giant apartment in Queens is so sad.
But that's right.
Chris Messina doesn't do anything but love me,
and I hate him.
He is cute.
You want to talk about people who've been around forever?
I watch Rounders on Netflix.
Chris Messina's just in one of the poker games.
Isn't Rounders fun?
Yeah, but it's one of those things where you're like, right, Chris Messina's like the same
age as Matt Damon and Edward Norton, and they were movie stars, and Messina was just told
like, you're going to have to wait 15 years.
Every time I watch You've Got Mail, I'm always, and he like shows up in like the big bookstore
being like, do you know where this ballet book is?
I'm like, oh my gosh.
He's so cute.
You've just been around.
You've been working.
Wait, also in this movie,
in Rachel Getting Married,
Sebastian Stan.
Sebastian Stan.
We're going to get to that.
We're going to get to that.
But just being a pupil.
We have one nominee.
He wants his fucking Zippo lighter.
He needs it.
That is a real.
What, you're just going to go
torch the self-help library again?
That is a real,
like it's a real performance.
He's doing some amazing hair acting.
Exactly.
It's hair, it's hands,
it's eyes. He's like, I'm going to do everything.
I'm going to do everything for Demi. This is going
to the front of my reel.
Okay, wait. We have four out of five.
The fifth is a character
actress. She later wins an Oscar.
Famous for self-campaign.
Melissa Leo for Wind River. Correct.
No, not Wind River.
Frozen River? Consider. Consider. Famous. This was her. No, no, not Wind River. For, um... Oh, Frozen River? What's it called?
Consider, dot, dot, dot.
Yes.
Famous.
This was her... No, no, that was...
No, no, no.
That was the fighter.
The first she won for.
This was her first nomination.
Yes.
She's good in that movie.
There is a movie
that has been buying out
Deadline every day.
It's called, like,
Mountains of Fire
or something.
Okay.
And it is directed
and...
I'm sorry. It is written by a woman who is the wife of like some sort
of Greek business mogul.
True.
Sick.
Adapted from her own self-published novel.
Who am I?
Produced by a production company that he founded to help her make this movie and distributed
by a distribution company that he founded after no one bought this movie.
That's love, baby.
What are you talking about?
Should I do that?
Yeah, we're going to marry Rich.
Directed by a guy who on IMDb, his main credit is that he has directed some of the most beloved DVD menus of all time.
I swear to God.
That's what it says in his bio.
You can direct a DVD menu?
That's what they claim.
His only other credits are DVD special features for Terminator 2.
They keep on buying out
all of Deadline
with Melissa Leo style confidence.
Good.
And what they're doing is
it's Consider
like Mountains of Fire
or whatever it's called.
It's some Greek period
love war epic
with Christopher Plummer
and Patti LuPone.
What?
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Griffin, wrap this up.
I swear to God.
And on their ads,
on their campaign ads,
their FYC ads,
they just put Laurels
around every name
as if it had won.
As if they had already won prizes.
Yes.
That rocks.
That's a good scam.
Best Supporting Actor,
Christopher Plummer,
and they just put Laurels.
I'm cutting you off.
All right.
That's enough of that.
I think that was interesting.
I was done.
Wait, can we talk supporting?
I wanted to give you
the Supporting Actress nominees.
That's why I'm cutting you off
Penelope Cruz wins
Penelope Cruz wins
for Vicky Cristina
she marches to her win
I feel like
that was just kind of like
happening
sure
did you agree
that was just
she just sort of got it
right away
I feel like the only conflict
was potentially Winslet
and then once Winslet was lead
there was nothing left
right right
then you have
Amy Adams
and Viola Davis for doubt
I was pissed
I was pissed they didn't win I was pissed. I was pissed.
They didn't win.
I was pissed they didn't win.
Dual win.
That would have been cool.
Would have been amazing.
Then you have Taraji P. Henson for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which she's so good in.
She's so good in that movie.
It's so bad and she's so good in it.
Rude.
That movie is okay.
Yeah, I think that movie is aggressively okay.
For how good she is.
I want to do Fincher
to talk about that movie
because I haven't seen it in years
and I feel like maybe
it'll stand up nicely.
Oh, I feel like revisiting it.
Oh, I don't know
if it would stand up nicely.
I watched it a few months ago
in a hotel room
and I was like...
It was not working.
He's like a little old man.
That's also when I rewatched
the reader.
And then he grows
to hot and then baby.
In Benjamin Button
that happens?
That's correct.
I think... Wouldn't it be fun if Baby Yoda turns out they're Benjamin Button that happens? That's correct.
Wouldn't it be fun if Baby Yoda turns out they're Benjamin Button-ing?
I was making this connection yesterday because I learned
I haven't watched The Mandalorian but I learned
that Baby Yoda is 50 years old.
Which is a fun twist.
I was like, oh, a 50 year old baby like
Benjamin Button.
He's not Benjamin Button-ing.
He's gonna get old
they grow really
slowly
they just grow slow
I think I love
Baby Yoda
but I don't care
about Star Wars
I like haven't
watched any of it
but I did
Baby Yoda is very
important
and we must
protect him
how are you gonna
watch it
I'm gonna find
someone with a
password
yeah can I get
a login David
you have a login
David
David can I get
a login
David do you have
like a press login
David I wanna watch even Stevens and then tweet about it irreverently David please a login, David? You have a login, David? David, can I get a login? David, I want to watch
Even Stevens and then tweet about it irreverently.
David, please.
For the low price of $6.99
a month or whatever. David is
on the Disney payroll, of course, because he's a critic.
Right, yes. That's why I gave Frozen 2
a negative review. Right. Did you?
Is it bad? It's okay.
It's all over the place. It's a long conversation.
David, let it go.
What I was going to say is
I think Brad is bad
in Benjamin Button. I kind of
like the movie. Why are you afraid of hot people?
I'm not afraid.
The scene... You're shaking.
You're literally shaking.
The scene where Brad rides the motorcycle.
Yeah, that scene in the movie. One of my
formative horny memories. Absolutely. Really hot.
Yeah, I just watched GIFs of that on Tumblr
back and forth. It's like featured
prominently in that trailer. I just think his old man
performance is bad. I want to re-watch the movie.
Because old people are bad.
It's actually really brave. We actually just
haven't thought about it hard enough. It's actually maybe a detailed
accurate performance. The fifth nominee
was Marisa Tomei for The Wrestler and she's
great in that. You heard this story.
My favorite story
when I worked at ABC Kitchen
I saw Marissa Tomei
eating lunch
with Deepak Chopra
and sobbing
after she lost
and she was crying
and she was like
why can't I ever
do anything right?
She has an Oscar
and is great.
She should chill out.
She's doing amazing.
She wanted to win.
She wanted to win.
I mean she's great in that movie.
I love Marissa Tomei.
I would marry her today if she asked.
She wouldn't ask you.
She doesn't know you.
She doesn't know me.
You're also already engaged.
That's true.
Too forky.
Yes.
Did I ever tell the story on the podcast?
She also dated Logan Marshall Green, which is just a wild ass thing that she did.
Yeah.
When he was like 25.
Yeah.
Yep. did Logan Marshall Green, which is just a wild ass thing that she did when he was like 25. Yeah. Did I ever tell the story on the podcast that I saw
Darren Aronofsky do like
a Q&A? You have definitely talked
about this on the podcast, haven't you? I think so.
Or have I just told you in our private lives?
In our private lives and Tamara Jenkins'
private lives. When we were in the theater
watching private lives. Have we never talked
about this on the podcast? Maybe.
I kind of want to spill it. Alright, fine. to spill it Then we have to talk about Rachel getting married
We're going to talk about Rachel getting married
I mean it's probably been like 30 minutes
That's my internal clock
We're ahead of schedule right now
Did you like the noise I made?
Yeah, the wrestler
Right after it loses the Oscars
Darren Aronofsky did this Q&A
And someone asked him a question
about Mickey Rourke and he was
like, fuck it, the Oscars are
over. He's a nightmare.
I spent the last six
months trying to sell the narrative
that he's rehabilitated and he's the
fucking worst. He's a baby.
And he just started spilling all the Mickey stories.
He's like a child
and he's lazy. He looks like a nightmare.
He didn't want to do the movie.
He just has nightmare energy.
Right.
I told him, Mickey, you're unemployable.
No one's going to give you a shot ever again.
This is your only opportunity.
If you fuck this up, your career is over.
It's already dead.
No one else is going to do this for you.
I'm the only one who's willing to stake themselves on you.
Whoa.
And even still, every day he'd do one take and be like, I'm not feeling it and want to
like leave set.
Oh my God.
And he was like, the only thing I could do was treat him like a fucking little league
coach and just like yell at him and be like, you're a coward and you're a baby and you
can't do this.
Everyone was right.
You're a shitty actor.
Did Mickey Rourke break Darren Aronofsky?
Maybe.
But the big thing he said was Marissa Tomei and Mickey Rourke hated each other.
Yeah, obviously.
Because she's a sweet angel.
Right.
And she was a pro.
She was a pro.
She comes prepared.
She does the homework.
She gets it in the first take.
Right.
But Mickey's like a nightmare.
And he has to spend like six hours coaxing one usable take out of him.
So he would, first thing in the morning, try to just get a two shot of the two of them.
Well, that's why Marissa cried.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or, no, I'm sorry.
I flipped it.
First thing in the morning, he found the PA that Marissa had a crush on.
And he would shoot Marissa's coverage with the PA off-camera so that she had chemistry.
Oh, my God.
That's hot.
That's crazy.
And then, keep going, keep going. Then, he would
bring in Mickey for the two shot. He would get it
just as like connective tissue because there was
barely going to be anything usable with both of them in the frame.
Right? Oh my god. Then he would wrap
Marissa and then he would
bring in the PA that Mickey had a
crush on and have her do
the off camera.
That's scary. That's scary.
I also think being the girl PA in this situation would be frightening.
It's bad.
Very frightening.
It's bad.
But the moment when they have to kiss in the movie and there's one kiss, Marissa was like,
Darren, you're getting one second out of me.
And he had five cameras on set.
And he's like, the kiss is like that one second cut up from several different pieces angle shot
from only one take
oh my god
to make it seem like
it's an actual
genuine kiss
and there you go
it's a great story
wow
I do love Marissa
for setting a boundary
and being like
I'm not
totally
making it work
I was like no
no he looks like Phil
he looks so bad
and it's so sad
because he used to be like
handsome
so pretty and such a hottie that's like He looks like Phil. He looks so bad. And it's so sad because he used to be like... Handsome!
So pretty.
And such a hottie.
That's like drugs, drinking, bad plastic surgery. Yeah, boxing.
He like really fucked his face up.
I forgot.
That's his claim is that he never had plastic surgery.
He just boxed too hard.
Because we all know all boxers look like Mickey Rourke.
No, there's like expired fillers in there.
Yes.
There's like Botox
too early. Like when people
hopped on the ship a little bit too early
when they were still experimenting.
His face is very strange. It also looks like he got
skull extensions. The entire
shape of his head is different.
He's always had a big head.
He has a huge head.
Some of our most beloved actors
do, as we know.
That's how you look like an average 5%. Anne Hathaway! He does have a huge head. Yes, it's definitely evolved in strange ways. Some of our most beloved actors do, as we know. Of course.
That's how you look like an average five-person.
Anne Hathaway.
That's true.
I was going to say Sebastian Stan.
Oh, sure.
Anne Hathaway.
I can confirm Anne Hathaway has a huge head.
Really?
Because I, one summer. Does she have sort of the bobbly, kind of big head, small body?
Okay, yeah.
So she is actually very tiny.
I always thought she'd be kind of tall, but I worked at Shakespeare in the Park one summer.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
And she came to a performance, and I was the person handing out the programs.
And I handed her, and I was like, oh, do you need help getting to your seat?
And she's like, no, I got it.
And I looked at her, and I was like, oh, that's Anne Hathaway.
And my second thought was like, oh, she has a huge head.
Wow.
And she's like my height.
I'm like 5'4".
She's really tiny.
I saw Uma recently. Big head? At a play. Big head on Uma? Kind of a big head. Wow. And she's like, she's like my height. I'm like 5'4". She's like really tiny. I saw Uma recently.
Big head?
At a play.
Big head on Uma?
Kind of a big head.
She's tall.
I can see that.
She was taller.
She's very tall.
I was very surprised
how tall she was.
She's like 5'10",
5'11".
She's 5'11".
Wow.
Yeah.
She reads to me
as a tall person.
Yeah.
She's a tall person.
Big head though.
Surprise.
Well,
I guess to scale.
Is Ethan tall?
Hawk? Ethan Hawk? No. I think Ethan's shorter than her.
He's kind of like 5'9 or 10.
Ethan Hawke is 5'10.
I think he's an honest 5'10.
I'm going to go 5'9 and a half and he rounds up.
He's a regular sized person.
But most actors who are
5'6 say they're 5'10.
So 5'10 usually feels like a false
height. With him, I think he's actually close to 5'10. He has a good 5'10 energy. they're 5'10". Exactly. So 5'10 usually feels like a false height. With him, I think he's actually
close to 5'10". He has a good 5'10
energy. He's got a solid
he's confident enough without being
too arrogant.
Rachel Getting Married
starring Sebastian Stan.
It's just funny that he's first listed.
It really does open and it's like
Sebastian Stan.
At the time, you're probably just like,
oh, who's this?
And now I'm like,
oh, Sebastian's.
It was awesome.
There's a few people in this movie
who did that for me.
Sure.
Okay, there's this guy,
Bo Shaw,
who plays the,
like the friend
of Tunde Adepimbo,
who's the guy from TV on the radio.
Yes.
So that's kind of, he's one of those guys for me, Tunde is.
And then also Bo Shaw did like Def Jam poetry.
And I just like, I used to like watch a lot of those.
He's the guy with the shaved head, wears the sunglasses during the speech.
Oh, those sunglasses are so like 2008.
It's like the whole movie is just like, oh my God.
My notes, I just keep writing 2008, 2008.
Because no other time could you just see these two people having an Indian wedding.
Oh my god.
With all their little tchotchkes when they're setting the table.
It's adorable.
And somebody who was planning their wedding around this time and so out must have been like,
oh, we have to have little nameplates with little figurines.
The cake is like
the elephant
yes
that feels
especially 2008
where they've attached
the name tags
to different figurines
different types
of figure representations
of living creatures
to organize the tables
it is beautiful
when a movie
is such
a time capsule
without trying
to be
hip
yeah yeah yeah
at the moment it was made.
I think it embraces their uncoolness
in a weird way. They're just like these
crunchy, annoying hippies, but in
sort of a well-meaning way.
So you're kind of on board with it.
When I was reading up on it
and reading as much as I
could, people kept on referring
in sort of like
writing about the making of the film
Bill Irwin's
character being a music executive.
Do they ever say that in the movie?
They might briefly allude.
Not really. But the idea
is that's why there's all these musicians around and stuff.
Oh, I love the musicians
always just kind of being in the background.
That was Demi's concept. No score,
just musicians around. It feels like Shakespearean was Demi's concept no score just musicians around
making music
it feels like Shakespearean
almost
it's always like a
troupe of rustic players
it feels like a play
right
because he was like
I want to do a movie
my whole career
I've been trying to find
a good excuse
to do a movie
with a live score
where you actually
have musicians
on screen
playing music
improvising
based off of
what's happening
in the scene
yeah
well he's got taste
he loves music
loves music
because I feel like
you've got this script
that's sort of like
a pretty intense
bare-bones family drama.
Jenny Lumet,
who had been an actress,
was in a bunch of
Sidney Lumet's movies.
Her father.
Correct.
Then acts a little more
outside the Sidney Lumet canon.
And then...
Mary's Bobby Cannavale,
which I respect.
Mary's Bobby Cannavale.
Iconic.
Big mood.
Who wouldn't, you know? Big mood. And then her career's Bobby Cannavale, which I respect. Mary's Bobby Cannavale. Iconic. Big mood. Who wouldn't, you know?
Big mood.
And then her career kind of like disappears.
And she's teaching drama at a high school in the city.
I think maybe even a middle school.
What?
In the city.
Wow.
Writing spec scripts that she can't get made.
And she finally says to her father, my dream is to have Jonathan Demme direct this
can you
pass it along to him nepotism at its
finest but he reads this and goes
oh this script's actually really good
and agrees to make
it I feel like Demme's in kind of a
weird period because he's coming off of his
like his remake
did he change ring?
he did Mentoring Candidate
and Truth About Charlie Back to Back
which is the remake of
Charade, not Changeling
and those two are coming off of Beloved
but also he's also been
in his big documentary
he's been churning out the docs
that's the big thing
he's done like The Agronomist
one of the Neil Youngs, there's so many of those
and the Jimmy Carter one the Neil Young, one of the Neil Youngs. There's so many of those. And the Jimmy Carter one.
The Neil Young songs in this.
Yeah.
Yes, yes.
But I think he was tired of making these like massive studio dramas.
Like he made like three studio dramas that cost like over $60 million in a row.
Yeah, sure.
And all kind of underperformed.
Big studio movies with big stars.
Manchurian did good.
Did okay.
But the other one was less maybe. Right. Gets big stars. Manchurian did good. Did okay. But the other one was less, maybe.
Right.
Gets the script.
Manchurian had the Denzel thing.
Yes.
Denzel will just get you more money.
Yes.
But this was also the Denzel ceiling.
Sure.
He's not going to make $300 million of the box office, but he'll probably get you near
$100 million.
Because I think Denzel doesn't.
A measly $100 million. It's very good. A measly $100 million. I love $100 million Because I think Denzel doesn't. A measly $100.
I love $100 million. I'd love it right now.
I get
so excited when a movie hits that century
mark. I know, well we're silly babies.
I want to throw a parade.
I want to give them a trophy.
But, yes, I think he
sees the script. He's like, I would like to
make something that's intimate and character based and I can
use the style
I've developed with my documentaries,
especially now because
mumblecore is such a thing.
Yes.
Yeah,
that's just firing up.
Right,
they've sort of broken the ground
for like,
you can make this kind of movie
with like,
consumer cameras,
high end consumer cameras,
or pro-sumer cameras.
Yes.
Okay,
that's our fault.
Mm-hmm.
And, apparently immediately wanted Hathaway.
He had always wanted her.
He saw her at a party or a screening or something
years earlier and had been like,
wow, look at her.
I should do a movie with her.
He hadn't seen her perform.
He just saw her as a person.
I'm sure he'd seen her perform.
Did he see Princess Diaries?
I want to believe you.
I would love to believe that
Jonathan Demme saw
Princess Diaries
and was like
that girl is a talent
because she is
good in that movie
she is incredibly good
in that movie
that movie's great
it's insane
that that is
it still holds up
oh totally
Princess Diaries
holds up more than
The Reader
no question
what are you looking at David
the Rachel Getting Married
website
oh my god
I miss
movie websites
and when you can go
and you can get
a wallpaper
for your computer
a Rachel getting married
wallpaper
for my computer
does this website
have buddy icons
aww
AAM buddy icons
yeah
I don't think so
but I do remember
that Muscle of Dogs
the great
a great film it's official website
had, check the showtimes, I'm not seeing any showtimes.
It's linking me to movie phone, which I believe does not exist anymore.
Oh, I miss movie phone.
Well, there you go.
One day maybe.
No, there's no need.
I don't need it.
I just miss it.
But Muscle of Dogs, the official screensaver was just a dog would come up to the screen
and lick it. Wow. And then another one would come up to the screen and lick it.
Wow.
And then another one would come up to the screen and lick it.
So it was like a dog was inside your computer licking the screen.
That's awesome.
It was my screensaver for many years.
That's perfect technology.
Yes, it was.
That was the apex of technology.
And then I guess we just gave up on screensavers.
It was just, it was kind of that.
Everyone uses the defaults these days.
I feel like I don't have to create a screensaver.
I'm going to start directing screensavers.
DVD menus. This is huge for don't see creative screensavers. I'm going to start directing screensavers. DVD menus.
This is huge for you.
That's my new thing.
It's going to be good.
It's going to be high on the IMDb.
It might be the next big space.
Yeah.
I was definitely one of those kids where if I saw a movie and liked it,
like I went to an afternoon Saturday screening with my father and my brother,
and I liked the movie,
I would rush home at 3 p.m., go to the official website, and download everything.
Yeah.
Like, I would just take the family computer, the Gateway 2000, and I would be like, it's all death to Smoochie now.
Wallpaper, screensaver, icons.
So cool.
You're such a cool kid.
I was a cool kid.
Would you cut one sheet out of Entertainment Weekly and put them on your wall?
Because I would do that.
100%. Or the newspaper.
Like the weekend New York Times where you get the colorful page, tape them up.
Had Goldmember definitely on my wall, proudly on my wall.
You guys are looking at each other.
That's where you lost us in terms of just age, I feel.
Well, I was an Entertainment Weekly teenager.
It was like a huge thing for me.
And I would like cut stuff out.
Or I would just like keep an issue that me and I would like cut stuff out or I would just like
keep an issue
that I really liked
just like forever
and then I had to like
go through all my stuff
at home
and I was like
I don't really need
this Entertainment Weekly
from like 2010
I had a shelf
in my childhood closet
that was
every
Entertainment Weekly safe
yeah
they were good
but then 10 years later
I just had to throw out
would you flip to the bullseye
first the only way to read an Entertainment Weekly yes although this was yeah they were good but then 10 years later I just had to throw out would you flip to the bullseye first
the only way to read
an entertainment weekly
yes
although this was
this was
I mean
it started pre-bullseye
this was another age thing
I remember when the bullseye
came in
and at first
I was resistant
you know
too glib for you
this is an EW
too quick
too quick
I want them to go deep
EW also used to have like vlogs. I want them to go deep.
EW also used to have vlogs circa 2008 that I used to come home from school and see what the staffers of EW were vlogging about that day.
Very odd time in media where they were like, does this work?
I don't know.
Do you remember when Diablo Cody had a regular column in EW?
Yes.
And it was clear that they reached out to her before Juno came out.
And she agreed to do it.
And then Juno came out.
And she suddenly had a thousand jobs and didn't want to be writing it anymore.
And they became sort of like just shopping lists.
Like it was just sort of whatever document she had lying around her house.
I remember her blog too.
Her blog was awesome. Really? She had a cool around her house. I remember her blog, too. Her blog was awesome.
Really?
Pre-Juno.
She had a cool blog.
She had a cool blog.
That was back in the day, man.
You could have a cool blog.
It's crazy to think about it now. I miss blogs.
Me, too.
Let's bring them back.
Yeah.
Let's do blogs again.
That was the only thing.
When I rewatched Julia and Julia where I was like, damn, you really could blog.
You really could just blog about whatever.
I've got an idea for a blog.
Okay, here's a question.
Okay.
Honest to blog. Honest to blog. Honest to blog. Here really could just blog about whatever. I've got an idea for a blog. Okay, here's a question. Okay. Honest to blog.
Honest to blog.
Here's my question.
Which killed blogs harder, Twitter or podcasts?
Twitter. Twitter.
Twitter.
You think?
Yeah, easily.
Twitter completely destroyed the blog.
You think that was the death?
And the sort of RSS feed in general.
That's the way also I think people now are like, like oh I can get a glimpse into your thoughts like and
like get a glimpse of like your voice. I suppose now
newsletters is beginning to sort of
crop up as like a blog ass. I actually really
hate newsletters
and I think also there's definitely a disdain
because like in comedy
you send one email to someone you're on
one show with someone and then
all of a sudden you're subscribed to their
newsletter.
That's so rude.
We have to have some sort of consent conversation here. I don't care.
I don't care about which shows
you're doing. There has to be
an opt-in. There has to be.
You can't automatically put me on that list. Let's go back
to the kinder days of 2008.
Please. It's
October 2008.
Barack Obama is running for the presidency. It's October 2008. Barack Obama is
running for the presidency. He's about to be
elected a month from now.
Rachel's getting married. Rachel's literally getting married.
Played by Rosemary DeWitt in a charming and wonderful
performance. So good.
I just want to shout out Rosemary DeWitt's
Jennifer Grey-esque nose that I have
a huge crush on. She's got a great profile.
She's got a very distinctive nose.
She's got a long face. A long got a very distinctive nose. She's got like a long face.
A long, beautiful face.
I am glad that you... Rosemary Durant
from the United States of Terror,
a Diablo Cody show. Is this true?
Oh, okay. I didn't realize she was on that.
I remember when she was on that show with Ron Livingston.
I mean, obviously the United States of Terror
was Toni Collette and Toni Collette
and Toni Collette and... I don't think they ever
actually pulled that. Maybe they did. She literally wore
many hats on that show. Wait, do you know who was also in it?
What's his name?
Toni Collette.
He was so good on that show.
The crazy thing is that Brie Larson was also in it.
Yes. I mean, it was a stacked cast.
And also Toni Collette.
Toni Collette was on it.
You always forget that Toni Collette was on
United States of Terror. Well, I remember that she was on it
but then also
there was also
and Toni Collette
as Trucker Bill
or whatever the fuck
her fourth personality was.
What's the last time
a movie did that?
Multiple personalities?
No, in the trailer
billing people.
Be like,
split, excuse me.
They just did it.
There was something
that just did it.
I swear to God.
Really?
There's some double movie
that just pulled that.
Oh, you know what does it?
The Paul Rudd Netflix show. Yes, that know what does it? The Paul Rudd Netflix
show. Yes, that's one. The poster is
Paul Rudd. Yeah, both
above the title.
But that thing where they build them as if they're separate
people. Like the Norbit.
The Eddie Murphy. What I always loved was
just like, so many of those TV
shows at the time, it was like,
this guy's got a family, and
also, there's another thing about it
one husband two kids and i'm like okay this is pretty crazy i know how multiple personalities
i feel sick i feel absolutely fucking sick i don't care that she has a family like
for the b story that was the draw for me
I would fast forward
through the altar scenes
but whenever they were
on the family
but like the original
Sopranos poster
yes
Tony Soprano
if one family doesn't kill
the other one
that's a gorgeous poster
one of them is just his family
it is a great poster
right
because your family
is actually crazy
but it's like your family
kill you and they're like
oh my god
they're killing me
and then these other families
are like hey
I'll kill you with a gun.
Are you Italian?
Yeah, I'm fully Italian.
I'm a dirty non-Italian.
Yeah, be careful about that.
Tread lightly, David.
What if this round has come for me?
I don't know. You would be done for.
Yeah, okay. You would be whacked.
He reads the script. He's been making
documentaries. Mumblecore's been script. He's been making documentaries.
Mumblecore's been poppin'. He's been stuck in
over-budgeted studio land.
Terrible sentence.
Mumblecore's poppin'!
Mumblecore is poppin' hard.
Yes.
Everyone loves it.
Funny ha-ha.
Mutual appreciation.
Yeah.
Has Hannah yet taken the stairs?
Hannah, I believe,
has taken the stairs
at this point.
I think that was 07.
Have we heard about
the beeswax? No, we Have we heard about the beeswax?
No, we haven't heard about the beeswax.
Was there a Puffy Chair?
Were you about to say beeswax kind of fucks?
Yeah. It's a pretty good movie.
The Bajowski ones are good. Puffy Chair was
early. I feel like Puffy Chair was first wave.
Puffy Chair stinks. That's a stinker.
I liked it at the
time and I cannot imagine how much I
would hate myself now watching it
it's the Kevin Smith
of that era
yes
a lot of those
Amon Bacor movies
where you watch it now
and you're like
I get that this was
different
yes
and that it was sort of
exciting to see someone
make something like this
this cheaply
with absolutely no good script
and kind of bad acting
but now I'm just like
hmm
script's not good
and the acting's bad
wait why do I like this
the Bajalskis are good the Bajalskis are good
I think they all hold up
the other ones I think
that hold up
are the Aaron Katz films
yeah yeah yeah
well he's good
and I think
all the other ones are
Garbaccio
yes
Swanberg can suck a dick
I mean
thank you for saying this
I didn't have to
but
you get Santa Hathaway.
I just felt like
the winds of time hit me.
Because I was trying to remember.
I was like dazed out
thinking about Joe Sombor.
He initially wanted
Paul Thomas Anderson
to play the husband.
Wait, in this movie?
Correct.
Paul Thomas Anderson was going to play
the Tenday Dempsey part. Okay, I think also that would make this a completely different movie This movie? Correct. Paul Thomas Anderson was going to play... I actually... That's... I mean... Okay.
Whoa.
Okay, I think also that would make this a completely different movie.
Because I think one of the subtle things about it is this is an interracial marriage. Yes.
And that adds to the whole...
Yeah.
Paul Thomas Anderson.
It's written by Jenny Lumet, who is mixed race.
I don't know.
I don't know what her script looked like.
Because the movie is so non-scripty in a way. It's unclear. Yes. I don't know. I don't know what her script looked like because the movie is so non-scripty in a way.
It's unclear.
Exactly.
But Paul Thomas Anderson did the table read.
Wow.
And then a week later was like,
I'm sorry, Jonathan.
He was working on There Will Be Blood.
He was in post-production
and he was like,
I don't think I'm going to finish this in time.
I really need to focus on this edit.
Wait, this is crazy.
He was that close to doing it.
That's so nuts. How can I get him to act in something? I don't know. I really need to focus on this edit. Wait, this is crazy. She was that close to doing it. That's so nuts.
How can I get him to act in something?
I don't know. It drives me crazy
that he never did anything
like that before.
I need to know what the table means.
Paul Thomas Anderson at example.com
Okay.
But Demi was like, he was really good.
He was really charming. I always was
trying to get him to act.
A hottie. We all agree.
Is there an alternate reality in which Paul Thomas
Anderson has a little Spike
Jones-y side career where he's done a
handful of supporting performances? When you said that, I immediately
thought of Spike Jones playing the husband in Moneyball
where he shows up and you're like, oh, Spike!
What's up with the baseball?
Who do you think could get Paul Thomas Anderson?
Demi seems obviously...
No, because he's like an icon.
I think Demi was
the guy who could have gotten him. I think it would have to be one of his
contemporaries. I think probably Spike could get him
to do it. I think
Tarantino could get him to do it.
Any of the guys he kind of came up with
in his generation, maybe.
But Demi was the big one.
The only acting role... Demi is his idol.
It's not just like a contemporary.
It's like an icon. Yes. The only acting role. Demi is his idol. It's not just like a contemporary. It's like an icon.
Yes.
The only acting role I can think of, if you count this, that he has done is playing the Jonathan Demi analog off camera in two episodes of Documentary Now.
Which is great.
But what about that he's in Minority Report but no one can find him?
Oh, right.
Apparently he's in Minority Report.
There's like the scene where Cameron Crowe is on the train and he's looking at Tom Cruise.
What?
And that's, you're like, oh, that's Cameron Crowe, a cameo from a director.
I understand this.
Yeah, we love that.
We know that.
But apparently Paul Thomas Anderson is also on that train somewhere.
That's so hot to me.
And he's like, even I can't find myself, but I'm on there somewhere.
Because there are like eight directors in Minority Report.
Yeah.
What a funny little thing for Spielberg to be like, I'm just throwing him in there. Yeah, toss him in Minority Report. Yeah. What a funny little thing
for Spielberg to be like,
I'm just throwing him in there.
Yeah, toss him in.
Why not?
Toss him in my buddies.
And that's not the same year,
but Spielberg showing up
in Vanilla Sky.
Thank God.
Was the weird like
Yankee swap
with him and Kenny Crow.
Ah, yeah.
Son of a bitch,
how you doing?
I'm friends with Tom.
You're friends with Tom.
We're all friends with Tom
we all hate vanilla sky
I mean
do you like vanilla sky
I kind of love vanilla sky
I'm so so on vanilla sky
you're thinking it about it
you're like mulling it over
I'm not that hard though
but you hate it
you confidently hate it
what do they say about cum in that movie
isn't there a scary line about cum
I swallowed your cum
that means something
when you have sex your body makes a promise means something when you have sex
your body makes a promise
is that
when you have sex
is that the line
yes
when you have sex
your body makes a promise
so I swallowed your cum
that means something
she says that to Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
you're gonna report
not true
yeah
just the two of us
just looking at each other
like no
it almost means less
you can argue
about whether or not
it's true
sorry it is my ringtone I swallowed your cum that means something It almost means less. You can argue about whether or not it's true.
Sorry.
It is my ringtone.
I swallowed your comment.
That means something.
Cameron Diaz crying.
That's psychotic. I swallowed your comment.
That means something.
What I was going to say.
Anne Hathaway.
I was trying to remember how I got onto this.
Vroom Vroom.
Yeah.
Oscar vehicle.
Yeah.
A thing I think we didn't even have perspective on at the time
But Demi seemed to tap into
Was
We've covered a weird amount of Anne Hathaway on the show
That's true
I took out last night
Because we did Nolan
This is the seventh Anne Hathaway movie we've covered
Wait so apart from the
Interstellar
Dark Knight Rises
Right yeah
The Intern
Yes of course
Brokeback Mountain
Of course
Devil Wears Prada
Ah yes that's right.
And there's one other one I'm forgetting leading up to this is the seven.
Les Mis.
Not Les Mis.
Who's another auteur that she worked with?
There's one other one I'm forgetting.
There's seven.
There's really seven?
Let's see.
I'm not seeing a seven.
We didn't do Bride Wars.
Oh, Alice in Wonderland
thank you
which she is it?
she is in
she's the white queen
oh yeah
she was in it
she does a lot of this
that movie just doesn't
yeah no it doesn't really hit
oh it doesn't haunt you
at every waking moment
you are very very lucky
I see Alice in Wonderland
when I close my eyes
I'm so sorry residual light flashes.
The thing
that stupid people
throw at Hathaway
as a criticism is like the drama
kid thing, right?
That's annoying.
It's annoying and it's dumb and it's bad.
That's wrong.
That's what makes her a good actress.
It's also literally like what you're
saying when people say that is like
I can see her like trying
or like I can see her like working
and it's like acting is a job.
Calm down. I want actresses
to make it feel like they're not
working and they don't care and it's just
sort of like luck that they're this good at what they do.
She didn't feel natural to people I think.
But I don't really buy that.
I think that's wrong.
I think that's not actually true.
I think people were looking at press circuit things
and being like, oh, you're a tryhard,
so now we don't like you.
But I also will say-
Her performance is herself, I think, the best ones.
Yes.
I don't think she really had that rep in 2008, I will say.
That was later.
I think she gets that rep post-2008
where people think she's looking for an Oscar.
Her rep, of course,
early on is that she is
in Disney movies.
Yes, she's in Princess Diaries.
She's in Ella Enchanted.
She said that she felt stuck after that.
No adult director.
She does Princess Diaries 2.
A royal engagement.
In which they mattress serve.
Yeah, it's an iconic scene.
Raven-Symoné.
Yes.
Julie Andrews on the mattress.
And then she starts,
she does a few...
Really fun behind-the-scenes video.
Of course.
I feel like she does Havoc
in this way of being like,
I am going to be in a fucking grown-up movie.
Right.
And it's the only way
I can sort of escape Disney.
And it goes direct-to-video.
Yeah, that thing sucks.
And then she does Brokeback,
which she's good in,
but I feel like does sort of get the least respect. There's a princess-to-video. Yeah, that thing sucks. Yeah. And then she does Brokeback, which she's good in,
but I feel like does sort of get the least respect. There's a princess-y thing to it, probably.
And even if she gets the least respect,
I think the mere fact that Ang Lee hired her
gives her credibility with other directors.
Yes, and so then she's in Devil Wears Prada, which is a hit.
Huge.
Obviously, Meryl is like the big story about it, but still.
And she talks about that she was like seventh choice.
Everyone else turned it down
she fought really hard
to get that movie
then she played
Jane Austen
in Becoming Jane
which is a terrible
piece of casting
and a terrible movie
so don't worry about that
okay
I feel like that's
sort of like
someone's idea
of like
a costumey Oscar movie
I've already forgotten
what you're talking about
I can't believe we let her
be British again
after that
it's very normal.
And then in 2008, she does this, and she does Get Smart.
Oh, Get Smart.
I literally saw Get Smart in theaters.
I also saw Get Smart in the theater.
Someone touched my boob during Get Smart.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
Iconic.
Deliberately or a brush?
Just a brush.
A brush bite.
No, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, deliberately.
Isn't The Rock in that movie?
Yes.
I went to Get Smart as,
I didn't realize this at the time,
but as a third wheel to two people
who wanted to hook up.
Yeah.
It was a hook up movie.
Why was Get Smart the horniest movie of 2008?
45 minutes into the movie,
they left the theater,
went to their parked car in the parking lot,
and gave each other blowjobs.
And you finished Get Smart.
I was like, I'm going to stay here and watch it.
What is there for me
in the parking lot? Nothing. I'll finish Get Smart.
I'll ride this out until the end.
With Rachel getting married,
it's a serious role.
She does a great job.
I got felt up during
Rachel getting married.
Right?
It would not have been allowed to get into Rachel getting married.
I did not see that in theaters.
I saw it in theaters.
Can I say one final thing about Get Smart?
Sure.
I didn't get felt up.
Yes, I think I saw it by myself.
Do you remember that in Get Smart?
Are you okay?
Well, I moved to New York in 2008.
Where?
Huh?
What?
Will you pump the fucking brakes?
You mean I'm done with my sentence?
I think he's trying to pump them.
That's the issue.
No, let me just explain.
What David is saying is that he moved from Manhattan to Brooklyn in 2008.
Because he was born and raised in New York.
Okay, I get it.
Sorry.
I know he was born and raised in New York, and now he lives in Brooklyn.
I moved to Brooklyn in 2008 from London.
What?
Where I spent a lot of my analyst.
Wait, how much time did you spend in London?
13 years.
Wait, what's going on?
It was the longest vacation.
That's crazy long.
Did you go to like secondary school?
I did.
Did you get an accent?
I did.
But you dropped it?
When I came back, it kind of went away.
Did you feel persecuted for it?
Yes.
Yes, honestly.
Where in London did you live?
Kenishtown.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah, it was great.
Like at a hotel?
It was like an extended stay.
You fucking piece of shit.
It was like a Florida project thing?
Was that like a youth hostel?
Yeah, the Kenishtown project.
Dizzlington?
Dizzlington.
I first lived in Dizzlington, but quickly moved to Kenishtown.
I was going to say something.
Oh, so I just moved to New York.
I didn't have a lot of friends, so I would see a lot of movies by myself
including this one
you feel very British to me now
now
I am quite British
now you see it
and Rachel getting married
wait wait
I had a point to make
the mic was in front of
a chunk of his face
oh so now
the part that his
the mic was covering
is the British part
he's very British
you can't see this
because obviously
this is an audio medium
but as soon as
David started revealing
I think his truth
if I may say that
about his British heritage
which he's been hiding
I think out of fear and shame
I don't want to project
this is just what I'm reading
your posture changed
something shifted in you
as you were able
to tell the story
of your liberation
and I was able to see
your face for the first time.
I started sipping tea too.
Yeah, it's really crazy.
He pulled a little whole set
out from under the table.
He's got one of those tall furry hats on.
Oh, you mean like a member of the Royal Guard?
Like I've got that on?
I don't know.
They should host a podcast.
Those guys?
The Royal Guards?
Those guys who famously don't speak?
It would be like sound stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to talk about...
It was good as a bit and then people delved in too much.
So I just wanted to know. I want to talk about and post this. Because bit and then people delved in too much so I just wanted to know
I want to talk about and post this
because I feel like this when she gets her nomination everyone's like good job
what was the last thing you were going to say about Get Smart
thank you
we're never going to talk about this
it better not be about the rock getting small or big
because you've already talked about it
this is a different thing I want to talk about that I don't think it's discussed enough
they
were so on guard about the age difference between Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway being creepy,
even though almost every studio comedy has an age difference that insane,
that they explain in the movie that she is in her 40s, but she had surgery to look like she's in her 20s to go undercover.
How many years older do you think
Steve is to Ant? 20.
25. Yes, you're correct. It's 20.
He added on the number. I think the reason
that they would be so off-put by that is because
it's like when Leo does it, we're like, Leo's
hot and it doesn't matter. And when Steve Carell,
it was like pre-hot Steve Carell.
And so people were like, this is weird.
Okay, wait.
When do you think Steve Carell was at his hottest
when was he like
when was
I think it was when he was
doing Press for Foxcatcher
I also think
it was when he was doing
Press for Foxcatcher
he does wear the gray well
very handsome
I agree
can I say when I think
he was hottest
when
way way back
I never saw that
oh I like that movie
it's kind of cute
that movie is set
way way back
way way back
they've got their
Force Majeure remake coming out next year.
Ayo, thank you so much for that.
Why are they remaking that?
You're welcome.
I don't know.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, but then post this.
Here's some of the stuff she does post, Rachel.
Okay, yes.
Bride Wars is her media follow-up.
My hair is blue.
No, it's Kate Hudson's hair who's blue.
Oh, sorry.
It's blue.
I can't yell, but of course.
Iconic moment.
And then Valentine's Day.
I don't even remember what she does in that one.
Psycho.
Is she crazy in that one?
Is she coupled with Patrick Dempsey in that movie?
No.
Wait.
Oh, fuck.
All of those movies blend together.
I'm thinking about New Year's Eve.
What's the one with Halle Berry?
Is that Valentine's Day or is that New Year's?
That's New Year's? That's New Year's
Because she plays Robert De Niro's nurse
Who's married to common overseas in the war
This straight up gave me attention headaches
Let's get off Valentine's Day
Alice in Wonderland
Love and other drugs
Not a good one
Rio
One Day
That's what I meant I can't believe we let her do that again Rio, One Day you know these are not hits One Day is a weird movie
I can't believe we let her do that again
the movie does suck
Rio is one of the best films of the decade
that's when people start to get
really kind of edgy about
when does she host the Oscars
that would be
that's a great question
I feel like her hosting the Oscars was peak
because she spent so much time trying to like
make up for James Franco that it was just like
her firing on all cylinders.
And we were like, we hate this.
And it was also crazy that that is like not even her fault,
but just like the way that we-
But she got tagged with it.
Yeah, and that's like the way that we could process things.
Franco's move was just like, this is going to suck, so I'm just going to turn off so that I...
Yeah, and everybody was like, we like that.
We like that.
Instead, her.
What was the year when Hugh Jackman brought her up to sing?
That's 08.
That's this year.
Got it, okay.
That's her ritual getting married.
That's when people liked her.
That's what I'm saying.
Right, and that was also the, like, SNL was popping.
They were like, we found the two young, hot people who have done well on SNL this season as hosts.
So they'll nail it.
They said that.
They were like, Franco and Hathaway, we hired them because they were good on SNL.
Like, if you think about it for two seconds, you're like, those energies don't work together.
It's horrible.
Do you remember her defense was anyone would look like Tasmanian devil sharing a stage with James Franco?
Yes.
That was such a cutting line. It was such a
dead weight that she had to deal with. But then in
2012 she does Dark Knight Rises
or whatever and Les Mis. She wins the Oscar.
She says it came true and I think
everyone is just sick to death of her.
And now I feel like she's rebounded.
Like people are, you know, people got over it.
It's just hard to be the type of girl who it's like your whole
energy is like you had an Audrey Hepburn
poster on your wall
yes you know what I mean it came true
was such like a moment it came true was
it was like oh bitch we all
practice in our mirror but you can't actually
do the practice run
don't do the practice run
exactly
Sally Field moment
it took her a couple years but then when she's an interstellar
and then the intern and then like Colossal.
Yes.
And she's kind of
the best thing about Ocean's 8.
She's cool again in Colossal.
Best performance.
She's really good in Ocean's 8.
So now I feel like
people have sort of,
you know,
gotten over all that bullshit.
Although her 2019 was rough.
Serendipity.
What's Serendipity Hustle
Dark Waters?
Yeah.
She's actually good
in Dark Waters.
Yeah, but that's,
Anne Hathaway should not
be playing that role.
Everyone in that movie I think is basically, it's like a charity donation.
They're like, oh, Mark, he's raising issues.
Sure, we'll be in the movie.
Like, you know, this is his thing.
I'm hopeful for 2020 for her.
Well, her 2020 is, she is in Zemeckis' remake of The Witches.
She's the lead witch.
The Grand High Witch, I'm so sorry.
Set in Nolens.
Robert Zemeckis doing a Nolens wishes.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
I'm seeing this film as being brought up on high crime.
Oh, you like some Roald Dahl gumbo?
Oh, God.
If she doesn't accent.
Written by Kenya Barris.
Nothing's easy.
No.
No.
This is fucking wild.
Who's in that cast?
Octavia Spencer? Yes. Stanley Tew. Here, look. Run it This is fucking wild. Who's in that cast? Octavia Spencer?
Yes. Stanley Tudor.
Run it down the full cast.
We just gotta do this.
Run it down the full cast. No, no, no. First,
screenplay credits. Kenya Barris, Guillermo
del Toro, Robert Zemeckis.
The three!
The three! The big three!
Ah!
We really have to talk about Rachel Gunning.
We do.
We will.
We are, in a way.
In a way.
Cast.
Anne Hathaway.
Octavia Spencer.
Stanley Tucci.
Chris Rock.
What?
This is extremely one of those movies where it's like, what are those people talking about?
I don't know what's going on, but that's what is happening.
That's coming out next
year. Thank God.
Okay, you trying to get zooted and booted to see that?
Absolutely, bro.
It's going to come out
in the prime Rachel getting married slot
right before an election.
Wait, are they running? Is it coming out
in the fall? October 21st.
As an awards play?
And are they running as a Democrat or independent?
It's running under the chaos
slate. Gotcha.
That sounds great. She's supposed to do
the Sesame Street movie. Alright, whatever.
Whatever! That's gonna be something.
I assume that'll be a smaller role.
No, she's the human lead.
I know that, but the Sesame Street
ensemble, I assume.
She was just in Modern Love, which everyone hated.
Yeah.
That was just one episode, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You do one episode.
Was she good in the episode?
No.
But also, Olivia, you cannot prove that Modern Love exists.
That's fair.
I believe it was renewed for a second season.
I think Modern Love is mostly Subway ads.
Yes, it is.
I don't think it's an actual show.
It's direct Subway ad.
It's direct to Subway ad.
Dr. Zismore's Network.
Yes.
What's the Subway
as a food chain?
Zismore Plus, yeah.
You can get all
this original content
and teeth cleaning
or whatever.
What did Zismore do?
No, he did like...
The fruit peel.
Yeah, he did chemical peel.
He had the fruit peel.
Wait, who did?
Dr. Z?
Dr. Zismore.
He was like the king
of the Subway ad.
But Rachel got married.
Is Rachel getting married?
I gotta say,
I love when she gets married
I love the
wedding
oh you love
the like
Rachel
Rachel
Rachel
Rachel
Rachel
I think the wedding
is really sweet
it's like really
lovely
even though
it is hilarious
that they're all
in fucking stories
and you're like
oh my god
this would never
be allowed
the house is gorgeous the house is like It is hilarious that they're all in fucking saris and you're like, oh my God, this would never be allowed. It's 2008.
It's just like, what it was. It is.
The house is gorgeous.
Gorgeous and huge.
The house is like stunning.
What I love about the house is that you don't know how big it is, but it feels like there's
like more room to just keep going.
The backyard just keeps showing.
It's like ramshackle.
It's a house in Connecticut.
They shot it in Connecticut.
Did they say it was Connecticut or could I just tell?
They mentioned Connecticut tax law.
Yes. Okay. I mean, hey, no income tax in Connecticut. Did they say it was Connecticut? Or could I just tell? They mentioned Connecticut tax law.
No income tax in Connecticut.
Welcome to Connecticut.
Get your tax law.
That's my Bill Irwin.
Bill Irwin, a friend of Demi's.
Incredible in this movie.
He's TARS himself.
He is TARS.
Mr. Noodle's brother.
But do you guys respect and stand TARS himself. He is TARS. Mr. Noodle's brother. Mr. Noodle.
Yes.
But do you guys respect and stand TARS?
Is that from Interstellar?
The robot from Interstellar.
He's inside that thing.
Oh, yeah, wait.
He's TARS?
He is TARS.
That's great.
Physically giving that performance on set.
Absolute giver.
Really?
Oh, well, then we love that.
We stand.
Doing all the things.
Well, if he's a clown.
Yes.
He's a little clown.
He's a tall clown. He's a tall clown.
He's a tall clown.
Yeah.
I really want to see him live.
I saw him live once.
Can I throw out a big brag?
Yeah.
He did a show with David Shiner.
I'm really excited.
Old hat.
You're talking about old hats.
I'm talking about full moon.
Oh, okay.
It's called full moon.
Well, he also did a show with David Shiner called Old Hats.
Okay, but this one
was called Full Moon.
Yes, no, I know.
We all know.
And I went to see it on Broadway
when I was four years old
and they brought me on stage.
Oh.
There was a bit
where they picked a kid
and would bring him on stage
and put a hat on their head
or something.
I did it.
An old hat?
So, I have a Broadway credit.
Congratulations. One time I went to a Sinbad show with my parents. I did it. An old hat? So I have a Broadway credit.
One time I went to a Sinbad show with my parents and he did crowd work with me. What?
What did he say? Did he ask you where you were from
or anything like that? Yeah, he asked me where I was
from, what did I do, what was my hobbies,
if I had any questions or problems
and then I told him.
And then he solved it in a very funny way.
Really? Yes. That's why that guy's
a fucking pro. Because my dad wouldn't let me play sports because he thinks I'm a girl and I shouldn't play sports.
And he gave a really funny answer.
What was his answer?
Let's talk about Rachel getting married.
Okay.
So the plot of Rachel getting married is that Rachel, played by Rosemary DeWitt, is getting married.
But you start out with Sebastian Stan.
You do start out with Sebastian Stan. You do start out
with Sebastian Stan.
He wants a Zippo lighter.
All he wants is a Zippo.
And then Anne Hathaway
like fucked that nurse.
Is that the implication?
That's what it feels like.
Because the nurse is like
it was a mistake.
It was a one time thing.
And Anne never got your number
and she's like
no, no, no.
And then there's also
Griffin if you can give me your hand.
She does this sort of like
Kim good luck. No, I just need one hand. But if you could give me your hand. She does this sort of like, Kim, good luck.
No, I just need one hand.
Okay.
But you know what I'm talking about?
She does this sort of pat on the hand where you're like, oh, kind of intimate.
The way you did it to me right now felt more disciplinary.
Should I?
Do it to me.
Do it to me.
Good luck to you, Kim.
See, that's what friendship looks like, David.
Good luck to you.
That's what it looks like.
And there's like a gentle sort of thumb swipe.
There's like a thumb moment.
I'm a bad performer. Yeah. There's what it looks like. And there's like a gentle sort of thumb swipe. There's like a thumb moment. I'm a bad performer.
Yeah.
There's some good hand stuff
in this movie.
There's also the part
where they're cutting the cake
and the mom puts her hand
on Rachel.
The pull away.
And it's like very sweet
but then she pulls away so quick.
So Kim is in rehab
played by Anne Hathaway.
She's going,
you know,
she's getting released
for this wedding.
Tars is going to pick her up. Tars goes to pick her up. He turns
into like a little asterisk and he rolls down the road.
Anna Deavere Smith. Yes.
Which is crazy. Yeah. This also
was a movie where the whole time I was like
what does Jonathan DeVee
listen to? He goes to two concerts
a week. He goes to some bar that
has like world music night or whatever.
An actual patron of the arts.
He is. He was a Haitian art collector.
He was.
He was obsessed.
We have to talk about it.
And you watch like this movie
and you're like,
okay, you have like emerging Broadway people,
established people.
You've got the lead singer.
Annaleigh Ashford in the.
Yes, in the cookie mark.
Annaleigh Ashford.
In the cookie mark.
Did I see you on Cops?
Did I see you on Cops?
That line is so good
because you're immediately like,
what did this girl do?
Yes, and you're also like,
oh right, 2008.
It was still a time where you could wake up at 3 a.m. on your couch and Cops was playing on the TV and that was just society.
But you have like Maren Ireland at the wedding.
There's another big Broadway person who has popped since then who I am forgetting.
Hal Sparks is in the 12th step.
Oh, yeah.
Yes. But then you have. Oh, yeah. Yes.
But then you have Fab Five Freddie.
Yes.
You have an American Idol season one contestant whose name I'm forgetting.
Tamara Gray.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, she plays.
She's a singer.
She's a singer.
She's a singer.
She's a singer.
She's a singer.
She's a singer.
She's a singer.
She's a singer.
She's a singer.
She sings.
Roger Corman.
Roger Corman's among the audience.
That's true.
We already said Tinder, but he's the lead singer on TV, on the radio, and he's just there.
Which is at its height.
It is.
They're the coolest.
It's peak.
And he's still cartooning and shit.
He's cool.
He had been in this British movie called Jump Tomorrow, which he's really good in.
He had acted before.
He's very charming on screen.
He had also been, do you know this, an animator on Celebrity Deathmatch.
I know that his wife was
a part of the animation studio.
The Pizza...
Not Pizza Island. No, Pizza Island.
With Kate Beaton and Julia Wurtz.
And Lisa Hanawalt.
Oh, Lisa Hanawalt. Meredith Grant.
Octopus Pie. Grace Webb.
So we're just living in a really cool universe right now.
Yeah, right. Everyone's cool.
Demi knows cool people and he has good taste.
And this movie, to some degree, feels like an excuse to just be like,
I will pay to bring everyone here and see what happens.
To this bomb-ass house in Connecticut.
But in doing that, this is the only movie I have ever seen
that actually feels like being at a wedding.
Yes.
Especially if it's like a sort of one-location wedding where there's a lot of chaos and things at a wedding. Yes. Especially if it's a one-location wedding
where there's a lot of chaos.
And the energy of that
because no one is just a background
actor in this. The people who are in the background
are like, is that the person from that band or that novel?
Or the guy who plays the guy also.
What's his name?
Matthew Zickle?
Yeah.
He is that guy. Back then, I? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that guy. He's just, he is that guy.
Well, back then, I feel like he was in a lot of ads.
He was, you know, he was like around.
And he was like a state-adjacent guy.
Yes, yes.
He was one of those dramatic actors that the state members would use a lot in their shows.
Because he has like a voice.
He's got like a sort of commanding, surrounding voice.
He could do a lot of voiceover stuff.
And he looks kind of like a cartoon version of a handsome person. Yes, exactly.
He's very handsome, but he has that sort of like
overly perfect macho
vibe. So she, yeah,
exactly. Kim gets to this thing, immediately
sleeps with the best man. Kim with
a Y. Yes, Kim with a Y.
Ben is adjusting my microphone.
Kim with a Y
immediately bangs the
best man and is like, ha ha, isn't it funny?
The maid of honor and the best man. Well, because they see each other at
AA, right? And she like comes in
and she like knocks over all those chairs. Yes.
Which is a fun little like character trait.
Really good. A klutz.
And she's a great physical comedian.
She's very funny. Very good.
But then she learns she's not
the maid of honor. I just liked that.
I just like that where she's like, obviously I'm the maid of honor.
And he's like, she has to like sleep with the fucking best man for him to be like, oh, I think it's like this random.
The cool thing about this movie is that every scene, there's no scene where there isn't like a crazy conflict.
Every single scene, there's like a problem.
Except for the sweetest scene in the movie at the end.
Oh, yes. But that's why that scene feels so problem. Well, except for the sweetest scene in the movie at the end, basically. Oh, yes.
But that's why that scene feels so powerful.
Finally, the tension is gone.
Every scene up until then, it's like there's always a bomb under the table.
Right, even yet.
100%.
I'm thinking about the plates, the dishwasher scene.
Yes, well, that's the best scene.
Oh, God.
So good.
So funny.
So engaging.
I need more dishes.
You're like so in it, and then just like cut.
The air gets sucked out of the room.
That scene is.
Perfectly.
I mean, Bill Irwin should have been Oscar nominated.
Do you know that he won?
When he cries on the couch, I love him.
Bill Irwin won Best Supporting Actor from the AARP Movies for Grownups Award.
Did he?
Good for him.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Let's find out who he beat.
That's right.
We're going deep, my friend.
Yes, he did. Winger was also nominated's find out who he beat. That's right. We're going deep, my friend. Yes, he did.
Winger was also nominated, but she did
not win. She is also
extraordinary in this one. She's great.
Will Irwin is 69. He could absolutely still
get it. Oh, he beat. Oh my god.
What a group. Pierce Brosnan
for Mamma Mia. Okay.
Malkovich for Burn After Reading.
Pierce, they put in a supporting rather than lead?
Yeah, he's supporting. The men yeah he's supporting the men are supporting
all the men are supporting
they all have one song
and they all like
come in and out
and Pierce is bad at his song too
oh my god
it's one of the most
it is one of the most
compelling and incredible
moments in cinema
watching him try
I have truly yet to see
it's incredible
a karaoke performance
worse than
Pierce Brosnan
it's so bad
it's incredible
and he's like on the boat
and he's having so much fun
he's having the best time
he's having the best time it's so different from like he's like on the boat and he's having so much fun. He's having the best time. He's having the best time.
It's so different from like
Russell Crowe in Les Mis
where it's like
this seems miserable and bad.
He seems upset.
And Pierce Brosnan is like
joyous.
Brosnan's like
I'm just gonna go for it.
Bill Murray for City of Ember.
Wow.
Dennis Quaid for The Express.
Also not a movie for grown-ups.
City of Ember.
No that's a movie
based on a young adult.
Very much for children.
It got an AARP
Movies for Grown-Ups nomination. Weird. He's just a grown-up in a movie. Yeah. Movies with grown-ups. That's a movie based on a young adult. Very much for children. It got an AARP Movies for Grown-Ups nomination.
Weird.
He's just a grown-up in a movie.
Yeah.
Movies with grown-ups.
The funniest thing is that
Best Supporting Actress that year
was a tie.
What?
Christine Baranski
and Julie Walters
for Mamma Mia.
Good.
Cheers.
We can't choose.
Cheers.
That's great.
There you go.
So that's who beat Debra Winger
sure
so Kim with a Y
oh and also
the winner of
best movie for grown ups
who refuse to grow up
Iron Man
oh
different era
and thus we were cursed
Kim with a Y
who one could argue
was kind of
cursed herself
by being given
that name
Kim with a Y
it's tough
I like that there's Kim with two Y It's tough. I like that there's-
Him with two Ys?
It's toxic.
I love that there's the throwaway line
about her being on the cover of Seventeen Magazine.
Right.
Because of the lilac sweater?
Yeah.
Which it doesn't seem like she was a model ever.
No, was it that-
Because if the dad was a music exec,
was it that she had a brief pop career?
Yeah, it seems like that, but what does she say?
She says she was like, they paid
me and I was like high or something.
And it's like, oh. What does
Rachel do? Do we know? She's a therapist.
She's in school. She's studying to be a therapist.
She's getting her PhD.
As Bill Irwin points out during that. I've decided
that I think that it's like pop.
That she did music. Because I thought it was like a
Disney thing. I think she was just a model. I think so too's like pop that she did music because I thought it was like a Disney thing I think she was just a model
I think so too
you think she was a model?
I knew a weird amount
of people
who just got
I grew up in New York
but I knew a weird amount
of people
oh god everyone grows up
in New York
and like on 17
you used to be able
to just be a model
it wasn't like celebrity
you had to be something
and they would just like
have people roaming
the streets
looking for teenagers as creepy as that
sounds. No, no, no. Being like, you have a fresh look.
Teenagers, yeah. Yeah. That's like the whole
Chloe Sevigny thing. Right, and most of them
develop drug problems. Yes.
I mean, they fit this. I know
so many people like this character
who had that as part of like, oh, and
weirdly I was once profiled in like
Seventeen magazine. That wasn't what I
did. I never did that again.
And then you're just like an adult who says that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So then early on after sleeping with Matthew Zickle and then having a little confrontation
over who gets to be the maid of honor.
I love the lady, the totally random lady who plays the friend.
She's just kind of a pain.
I'm like really on Kim's side.
I loved Emma though
by the end
I know at the end
I like the last shot of her
it's great
right right
and also says a specific
wedding thing
if you're part of the wedding
and you stay at the house
and you're just like
oh hi
and then you just see someone
the next morning
being like
trashed
after they've been
the most made up
they will never be
in their lives
and it's like
you just sort of like
exactly
making no effort
for the next week all the fights and everything though too it's like they are all stuck in their lives and it's like you just sort of like exactly making no effort for the next week all the
fights and everything though too it's like they are
all stuck in this house so it's like they can't
even like there's like the most they can do is like go
on the porch and smoke a cigarette or whatever right
but then there's the big first big
set piece is the rehearsal dinners the toast
oh my god yeah that's the first kind
of like what's actually
going on yeah yeah yeah like how
intense is this and it's so good because the whole time,
one, all of those speeches sound so real.
They all sound so real.
And also the whole,
like the old uncle who does like the funny speech.
Yes.
And the grandma who's like,
this is the heaven line.
And Sydney is simple.
Simple.
It's like the exact kind of wedding joke,
wedding speech joke that actually happens.
The exact type of laughter.
If you googled like toasts to give it away,
you'd probably get stuff like that.
When the sister gets up and goes,
yup, it's the princess.
And everyone just like laughs.
It's such an honest moment,
but it's also the thing that totally dooms Kim.
Kim is like, oh oh I can just do that
I can own
what everyone thinks I am
and the whole time
none of her jokes work
she's like
step ball change
step ball change
still waiting for the change
and it's like
but what I love
love
one of the many things
I love about this movie
is that that could be
in a more dramatic
or more silly movie
some big fucking thing
and then
instead it's like
it happens
and everyone's like
okay and we move on and they go back it's like it happens and everyone's like, okay.
Yeah.
And you move on.
And they go back,
there's three more speeches.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everyone's just like,
all right,
well that was the,
that was the weird speech.
The thing she does so well,
and this is the reason why
I think Hathaway is so incredibly good
and it's such a smart use of her in this,
is it's someone who is trying to
perform well for everybody,
who is like trying to exert
an Anne Hathaway level of control on her
surroundings and how people perceive her except she is totally failing yeah so you get the like
Anne Hathaway like perfect poised kind of thing except it's wrong like her characterization and
she's not reading the room right and then when she falls apart it's devastating but she'll do
this thing in the speech where she like makes a quote unquote joke.
And then she takes a breath because she thinks there's going to be a laugh.
And this is a place for her to like.
By the middle, like the last half of the speech.
Also, then she just starts laughing at her own jokes. Yeah.
Which is like so brutal to watch.
Oh, it's so good.
But I just love that this is sort of what I'm trying to say.
It's like this is a movie about
an addict
who crashes
her sister's wedding
and she
one does not ruin
the wedding
and two does not relapse
which are the two
most obvious
screenwriting things
that you do
when at the
not to jump ahead
but when she's
driving at the end
and you're like
any other movie
would be like
she's gonna go by drunk
she's gonna do things
and it's like no she's literally be like she's gonna go by drugs she's gonna do things and it's like
no she's literally
just distraught
she literally wants to die
yeah
I also think
like this is
one of the best
movies I have ever
seen
period
yeah
I think
it's so good
it's definitely
one of the best
movies of its
decade
wow
I think it's probably in my 10 for the 2000s so it's your number one of the best movies of its decade wow I think it's probably in my 10
for the 2000s
so it's your number 1 of OA
well you know 3
2 of my all time bangers are in OA
is Synecdoche the other one
and WALL-E
yeah those are good
those are Hall of Famers for me
this would be my number 3 but I maybe have 3 movies
from 2008 in my top ten of the 2000s.
Oh, it's a good year.
Oh, it's a good year.
It's a gorgeous year.
It's a beautiful year.
I saw Doubt, and I was like, oh, I love movies.
You were in.
Yeah, there's Doubt right down there on the bottom of my list.
Literally third to last?
Yeah, third to last.
That makes sense.
This list is wild.
Your bottom six is Twilight, Happening, Hulk, Doubt, Reader, Revolutionary Road.
Yeah.
And I like Twilight.
Twilight's a good movie.
Twilight is a good movie.
I mean, you know, it's imperfect, but it's some fun to be had there.
What I was going to say.
The top is good.
It's a good top.
Synecdoche, Happy Go Lucky, Dark Knight, Speed Racer, Rachel Getting Married is your top five.
Ben is losing it.
Oh, Ben's used to this shit.
Are you kidding me.
He's been stuck with us
for five years.
Yeah.
I'm at that point in
the episode.
Great.
That's great.
Yeah.
But I'm with it.
OK.
Yeah.
Ben do you like Rachel
getting married.
Did you watch.
No.
It's very obvious you
didn't watch because if
you'd watch I think you'd
have a lot.
You would love it.
Because this is about a
scum bum.
I know.
I just I've been busy
Ben's very hungover
he's been very busy
yes
but
I love weddings
and I love
you would love this wedding
I think
you would
it's a real kooky wedding
the only thing she does
out of the wedding
stereotype
songbook
is get laid
she doesn't ruin the wedding
but she also gets laid
in the beginning
and it's like
it's never a problem.
And like the romance
isn't like some big
overarching scene.
There's not some love triangle
that plays out or whatever.
There's no real problem
with the wedding.
Exactly.
I mean,
she wants to wear gray
instead of lilac.
I guess that's her big disruption.
She ultimately does
end the game.
Yeah,
she fucks up her hair.
But she fixed it
with the side part.
Barely.
I know.
That's a chunky highlight.
I watched all the deleted scenes, which unsurprisingly are
like, there's another five minutes of
speeches. There's like, every person
who's in Al-Anon has their
own individual testimony.
Where like, there's one of the Al-Anon
meetings, there's a guy sitting behind her who looks
like Fat Elvis.
He's like a big guy with sideburns and a
pompadour.
And in the movie
you're like,
oh, what an interesting face.
Like Demi,
just like collecting
interesting people.
And then he's got
a deleted scene
that's devastating
about him serving
in Vietnam
and getting addicted
to combat the pain
because that's what
they gave him.
Damn.
Anyway, anyway, anyway.
The thing I was going to say is
there's a lot more
Mathersickle romance stuff
that I think they wisely cut out
where there are more scenes
of them connecting
or like kissing
where it feels like
that's more of a thread
and I love that
you get them sleeping
almost immediately together.
At the very end,
you have this nice note of like,
oh, maybe they'll stay in touch.
And in the middle, it's a lot of just her paranoia
every time he talks to another woman.
But then he brings her the plate of food at the reception.
Also when they all dance together in the living room
and he kind of goes around her.
It's sweet.
You know what he reminds me of?
He reminds me of Luke Kirby in Take This Waltz.
He has that kind of Luke Kirby energy.
Famously one of my favorite performances.
Yes, by a man.
Ever.
Movie rules.
Great movie.
It's so good.
Luke Kirby is so good at that movie.
You know what?
Luke Kirby sends me Dreamland.
He's...
What?
All right, fine.
He's so dreamy.
When they get...
Oh, oh, oh.
Someone listening will like that.
Kirby, Nintendo Kirby.
Thank you.
Oh. Oh, it's like the little guy who sucks things. High five. High five. Don't high five him. when they get oh oh oh like Kirby Nintendo Kirby thank you oh
oh it's like
the little guy
who sucks
high five
don't high five him
when Luke Kirby
tells Michelle Williams
how he would fuck her
in that movie
it's one of the great
great pieces of cinema
yes
uh
Sir Solomon's my
I think my best supporting
actress winner that year
oh she's so good
for that movie
she's incredibly
very good in that movie
2012 maybe
uh yeah that's all I'm trying to do but that's as a comedian Oh, she's so good. She's incredible. Very good in that movie. Fairy Girls in 12, maybe?
That's all I'm trying to do.
But that's what?
As a comedian,
show up and take this wall,
hit my little scene.
Everybody's like,
wait a minute,
are you kind of okay at acting? Would you show Bush?
Yeah, she's full frontal in that one.
Yeah, show Bush.
Cool.
But it's like a nice mundane
It's like they're like showering.
Mine is going to be like nasty. Like filthy amounts of bush. Mine is going to be like nasty.
Like filthy amounts of bush.
People are going to be like, Jesus.
This isn't even erotic anymore.
This is just a shot of the bush
just trailing to the floor at this point.
What the absolute hell?
I'm at the Independent Spirit Awards.
I'm drunk.
They want you to think it was a fucking merkin.
Guess what, bitch bitch i grew it
out uh the the thing i love about this movie uh is that i i feel like it gets at how difficult it
is to coexist with uh someone in this kind of state that That weird, like, someone who is this innately frustrating
and maddening to be around,
who you can't help but have sort of basic sympathy for,
who you want to show empathy for and be supportive of,
but that really tricky line of, like,
how much are you indulging them?
How much are you helping them, supporting them?
How much can you fucking tolerate before you have to draw a line?
Especially if you spent years being like,
I have been here, I have tried.
And the oscillations. It's so lived in
that world though. It's just like, also
such a specific type of person that
like, I'm not,
I'm not, I don't really know many
people like this, but you know, it's like
they're clearly
wealthy and educated and
like, they have like certain customs and rituals with each other as a family, but there's so much trauma and damage that's in the blood of their family.
That's in the marrow of it that you can't escape even when things are at their best.
Which Bill Irwin plays so well.
He's always trying to be like, well, no, it's fine and, you know, let's not
worry about it. Like, he's always trying to revert to, like,
Peacemaker mode at the slightest
provocation. Well, that's why, I mean,
that dishwashing scene is so
heartbreaking because that's the thing. It's like
seeing that acting. It's so fun.
Until that point, it's so fun.
And the band is playing, like,
a jaunty thing and it's
just like. Well, even in the house, they don't really have that many memories of Ethan.
Like they just have the plate and I think like one baby picture.
Right.
There's a baby picture of Anne Hathaway's little brother.
Oh, it's her real little brother.
Which is kind of wild.
Yeah.
Oh, she cried.
Oh, she cried, cried.
There's so much restraint in all of those like quote unquote big scenes.
Yeah.
restraint in all of those quote unquote big scenes
where you go like in 99
out of 100 versions of
this movie, Bill Irwin would
throw the plate on the ground
and start heaving.
Or he would even just say
something. He just doesn't say anything.
He just walks away.
There's a tiny moment where he
sees the plate. They're all cheering him.
They announce that he's won. He's
looking at the plate and he realizes he has
to keep up appearances. He smiles.
And he smiles to be like,
yeah, I did it. And then puts the plate down and
walks away. And then Sydney like rubs
Kim's shoulder. That like sweet little moment
where she's like, I fucked
this up so bad. And he's like,
it's this Demi thing
where like he wants to keep
tabs on the thread of how every single
person is affected by every
single interaction where there's the scene
where they go to the hair salon I know we're just jumping
all around but this movie
I wanted to bring that up that's the next big conflict
it's pre-dishwasher scene
this is the same actor who plays
the guy who propositions
Denzel Washington in Philadelphia.
Yes, that's right.
Oh, my God.
Wait.
This guy's an icon.
And here's the thing.
I was like, who is this fucking guy?
Oh, my God.
Looked him up, realizes the guy in Philadelphia.
Another incredible one-scene performance.
One-scene performance.
His fucking background is he was a PA on two Demi movies.
Oh, my God.
He was a PA on Silence of the Lambs and I think one other.
What a hero.
Maybe Philadelphia.
Demi gives him the scene
in Philadelphia
and continues to cast him.
He's had an illustrious career.
A working actor
for the last 20 plus years.
I think Demi seems
just like the best man.
His name, I believe,
is Andre B. Blake.
Yes.
And he's also,
he's in, yeah.
Mentoring candidate.
Because I remember
the first time I saw Philadelphia, I was like, okay, wait, kind of hot. And he worked on, he's in, yeah. Mentoring candidate. I remember the first time I saw Philadelphia, I was like,
okay, wait, kind of hot. And he worked on
it's just Silence of the Lambs
is the only Demi he worked on. He also worked on
Boomerang. Oh, gotcha.
But yes, his first credit of any kind
is PA on Silence of the Lambs.
Then he gets a fucking showcase scene as
an actor in Philadelphia.
Yep. So good.
He's so good.
I'm like getting
goosebumps thinking
of Rosemary.
It's a great scene.
It's a goosebumps scene.
And Hathaway plays it
so well too
where she so wants him
to stop talking.
The staging of it also.
Where you can see
Rosemary DeWitt
behind her.
Rosemary DeWitt,
another Rob Devon Oscar nomination.
She's incredible in this movie.
She is so good
in this movie.
She won so many
critics awards
I was looking it up
it's kind of crazy
she got like
she's the titular character
she is getting married
she is the titular role
and it is Rachel
and she's getting married
which
this film
we do need to acknowledge
in our DM
I will say
neither of you laughed
at my joke
which kind of hurt my feelings
I thought it was okay
I'm sorry
I was not in the DM
so I feel really bad. The DM was,
Griffin sent us all the information
and was like,
and watch the movie.
And Ayo said,
what if I watch Margot at the wedding instead?
I mean, that'd be funny.
And then you posted after that,
just for me, I guess.
Because I was hurt.
I was hurt.
I thought it was a joke and I was hurt.
And then nobody responded to that. I looked at it last night kind of late and I was hurt. I thought it was a joke and I was hurt. And then nobody responded to that.
I looked at it last night kind of late and I was like,
I could make a Muriel's wedding joke at this moment.
I was trying to write my own joke and I didn't come up with one that I thought was good enough.
That's the issue?
Yeah.
Do you want me to jive in right now and send you a ha ha ha ha?
An LOL.
I'll give you an LOL.
Ha ha's feel cool.
I'm going in right now.
I'll give you a hee hee.
All right.
Jesus Christ. But what I was going to say is. I'll give you a hee-hee.
But what I was going to say is... I'm sorry, but my feelings were hurt. David, what do you want from me?
I wasn't even on the DM, so I'm the loser here.
I even get to not laugh at the joke.
Huh.
I didn't even see the friggin' laugh.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Oh my god.
What I was going to say.
What a silly bunch we are.
Yes.
And it's such a Demi touch.
But Anne Hathaway,
this like fucking nails on chalkboard scene
that won't end.
He's trying to like connect so badly.
And he thinks he's the big scene in the movie.
He's like, this is the Oscar scene.
Where he's saying to her,
you don't understand how you changed my life.
Right.
And this is it
it's the waiter
coming up to Patricia
our cast in
in Boyhood
being like
you gave me this
he thinks he's
giving her the Oscar nom
that he's alley-ooping her
to give the best scene
in the movie
and she's like
please stop
and she's like
Jesus Christ
he's sabotaging it
and when she
when Rosemary DeWitt
when Rachel gets up
and runs out
it's so weird
also because it's like she's not just shutting him down.
Like she's doing that thing when you're in horrible awkward conversation and you're like, okay, I'm going to look at you and we're going to make eye contact and we're going to end this.
We're going to finish this.
God.
And also that at first she can't even remember who he is.
She doesn't remember which.
She keeps thinking she remembers.
She's like, which rehab are you from?
She's a liar.
Like also.
But Rachel gets up and runs out
Kim follows her
and then Demi stays on him
for like a second
yes
and it's this thing
that most directors
wouldn't do
which is
give you a moment
of this guy
trying to process
what just happened
because in his mind
he is of course
just telling her
the greatest thing
which is
you don't know
how much you've helped me
I've been sober
since I last saw you.
My life is going great.
What did I just do?
Why is everyone sad?
Why is everyone leaving before their hair is finished?
And the fact that he lingers on the dude for a second is just like, everyone in this movie
matters.
No one is like a character.
Everyone in the background feels like they have their own life and their own experiences
and their own dreams that they're going through
like it is this movie that just feels like he has created an ecosystem
and there is like this very like sort of like
rot drama at the center of it
but it is not all consuming
nobody's a throw away
no and like you compare it to Manchester by the Sea
you know which is a movie that similarly has at its center this like unimaginable tragedy.
This thing where you're just like, how do you fucking recover from that?
And this is just like, in this movie, that is just one of the things nestled at the center.
And everything else going around it is as valid.
As valid.
And the scene where she confesses to killing Ethan at Al-Anon.
Yes.
Is like 30 to 40 minutes into the movie.
Yeah.
They don't save it to the end.
No.
And there's so much restraint in that like of course she's going to get emotional anytime she tells this story.
Yes.
But Hathaway so wisely plays it like this is the 800th time she's told this story.
She has had to tell this story.
She can't stop telling it. You know the tears come come out, but she's not, like, bawling.
She doesn't think she's, like—
It's not a secret.
Right.
Everyone knows.
Yeah, because he also, like—
I mean, in Al-Anon, they don't know, but, like—
Up until then, like, they reference Ethan.
Yes.
Yeah.
They're like, oh, like, there's that part before the speeches where they're like,
and our little buddy Ethan is, like, watching over us.
And you're like, wait a minute.
I wish Ethan was here. Yeah. I wish Ethan was here.
Yeah, I wish Ethan was here.
Even like I'm thinking about the Bo Shaw character, like the glasses guy.
Yeah.
When Kim first comes into the house and he's like, oh, I thought I saw a ghost.
Like where he's just like, it's like, oh, right.
Like she's this presence in everyone's lives that we know.
And there's the story that everyone knows the details of.
Right.
Emma knows the details. Like Emma knows the details. Sydney
knows the details. Sydney's family probably knows the details
so they're not hugely freaking
out even when she's acting weirdly
because they're like, right, he's told us that this family is
fucked up. You would be warned in this family
like, hey, there's a sister who's
an addict who is like manic
depressive who has like
you know, it causes a lot of drama.
But then to top that
off also here's the unspeakable
tragedy that was caused by her
which none of us have gotten over
and which she has only further
propelled her self-destructive behavior
but like
almost the entire monologue is delivered
in like one shot without cuts
in profile
and you see Mather Zicker.
Zickle.
Mather Zickle.
Mather Zickle.
Mather Zickle.
You see him over her shoulder and you watch him like doing his like good sympathetic face.
You know, like the I'm here for you.
Like we're all supporting each other.
We have each other's backs.
And then there's the turning point in the story where it's like oh this has gotten that bleak right where everyone in the room suddenly starts like questioning whether
they want to judge her or not where it's like wait is this a point of no return right and then her
story becomes about that right like i will never forgive myself i don't know how to forgive myself
i don't know how to be a person there There's no way I will ever feel like I deserve
to be alive. I cannot believe in
God anymore because I don't
want to believe that God would do that. It's
so fucked up. And then that God would also forgive
me at any point. Right. I don't
want to believe in a God who could forgive
me because I will never forgive myself.
What does she say at the end? She's like, you can find God or you can
come here or something like that.
It's like, oh, my God.
And just so like it is the most off the cuff way you could ever play a scene of that weight.
Right.
Because usually in movies where like there is like a dead child we don't talk about.
It's like the reveal of it is so like.
Gravity.
Yeah.
It comes in the middle of a fight and it's like why don't you say it
I wish Ethan
was still alive
inside of you
and then they all
start crying
what if Robert Patrick
showed up and said
Ron Kidd died
in this movie
it would fit
and that scene
with Debra Winger
is so heartbreaking
so good
when she shows up
the opposite
where she's locked
it all in
and the way that she's choosing to process and live her life she's constantly leaving heartbreaking. So good. When she shows up at the She's locked it all in. Yeah. Right.
And the way that she's
choosing to process
and live her life
she's constantly leaving.
She's like you know
I love that her husband
never speaks.
Her husband never speaks.
And also even when she's like
well you know how helpless he is
so I have to go help him
and that's why I'm leaving
and he's just like
I mean one of the best things
about this movie
is that that's not resolved.
Yeah.
She just leaves.
It sucks. She doesn't want to resolve it. And it's so sad like when Rosemary Dewitt sees her and she's like I mean one of the best things about this movie is that that's not resolved yeah she just leaves it sucks
she doesn't want to resolve it
and it's so sad
like when Rosemary DeWitt
sees her
and she's like
oh we were just gonna slip out
you can make a little fuss
what?
yeah
it's like
it's so sad
and Rosemary DeWitt
plays it so well
where she's like
I want my mother
and my sister
and they have that like
horrible hug
that also you don't see
Rosemary DeWitt's face for
which I
you just see Anne
and Debra.
Which I love.
They're like two inches
away from each other
working as hard as they can
to not make eye contact
because they got in a fist
fight 12 hours earlier.
Oh and she really
punches her.
It is nuts.
Incredible.
Because I mean
there's that underlying
emotion where she's like
please don't stir up
this memory.
Don't talk about it.
Beyond the blame
I don't have the space
to process it. My thing is not processing it. You're making me process it. I'm going to punch you. Right. Don't talk about it. Beyond the blame, I don't have the space to process it.
My thing is not processing it.
You're making me process it.
I'm going to punch you.
Right.
Yeah.
She can't handle it.
So she just literally goes, you know, postal.
I mean, she just goes crazy.
And also her daughter's like, what were you thinking?
Yeah.
Kim is making a good point.
She's like, why would you?
You know I was a drug addict.
Why would you leave your child with me?
That sentence is heartbreaking.
Also, when Deborah Winger says, well, you were the best you were when you were with him.
And it's just like heartbreaking.
It's one of those arguments that's so well written where it's like both sides are kind of get.
And you're like, no one, this is not a resolvable thing.
Right.
The root of like all of the drama in this movie is that she was such an issue throughout every point in her life that she sucked up all the oxygen in the room where everything was prioritized around her.
So that she's going to her not wedding.
She's like, it would probably be better to leave her with Ethan because it might make her step up to the plate a little bit more.
But like.
And is putting that above Ethan's.
This is so heartbreaking.
Sorry to just like imagine like just you're raising a child,
you know,
and it's like,
this,
this is the only time I see the thing that I thought that I recognized in you.
But like,
inadvertently,
you know,
there's also things that you're probably avoiding with her own issues.
Yes.
And like,
putting her in this situation where it's,
right.
And it's like,
it's like the two people who probably blame themselves the most for this child.
But there is.
I just feel like there is a bad version of this movie where that discussion ends with her being like, I know.
Like, it was my fault, too, and I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Where it comes to a head, and she shouts something that's sort of like what you're saying, right?
Like, where it's, like, something dramatic and punchy.
Right.
And instead she's just like, just stop talking about it.
She cold talks her daughter in the face.
Like she cuts it off two sentences into what would be that scene.
Exactly.
But you have these four people where it's like a case study
in how you can process trauma.
Where Rosemary DeWitt is like, I'm going to intellectualize this.
I'm going to understand how the human being works.
I'm going to approach it academically.
I'm going to make it my business.
I'm going to learn how to help other people.
Like I'm going to completely handle this. I'm going to make it my business. I'm going to learn how to help other people. Like, I'm going to completely handle this.
Also move to Hawaii.
Yes.
Which, you know.
And also marry a total cool hottie.
Yes.
And, like, hang out with his cool family.
Right.
Bear his child.
Yeah, which is going to be a beautiful child.
With a beautiful long face.
With a gorgeous long face.
And an incredible nose.
Just the most insane nose.
And there would probably be
statues carved
over that nose
every time she was
in profile in this movie
I just kept on thinking
like
how many people
must have told her
to get a nose job
and how much respect
do I have for her
for not doing it
I texted Esther Zuckerman
a friend of the show
about
I was like
I need to tell someone
because I can't tweet this
because I'm
no
you can't be horny on the main
I mean
I work for the Atlantic dot com I can no longer
be horny on Maine and so I had to text
Esther
I love Rosemary's nose and we talked about that for five minutes
then of course we talked about it for
Gray's nose the platonic ideal
the tragedy of that nose
and then the tragedy of it's
it's undoing but that's like you have
to imagine that like every
shitty agent that Rosemary DeWitt met with.
was like,
hey,
have you ever thought about
maybe getting some work done?
And the confidence to be like,
fuck you,
I'm keeping it.
This is going to be my thing.
Incredible nose.
Do people still do that in meetings?
I think so.
I kind of like,
somebody should tell me
what I should get though.
You're like,
just lay it on me.
It's like,
how can I fix?
You should get a nose extension.
You should get a Rosemary DeWitt nose.
I would love to go to a plastic surgeon's office and be like, can you give me the DeWitt?
Can you add a bridge?
You're right.
All right.
So there's the way Rosemary DeWitt is handling it.
Bill Irwin is like, I'm going to delve headfirst into continuing to try to solve Anne Hathaway.
I'm going to preoccupy myself with a different crisis.
There's a way to, yes,
dig your way out of that. Fix her.
Deborah Winger is just like
bottled, done, on a shelf.
I live in a nice house now. I don't hang out.
Don't look it in the eye. If you try to bring it up with me
I will punch you in the face.
And then Hathaway is
just like, to a certain degree,
doing what she's been doing
her entire life,
but also it feels like baiting people to judge her more and blame her more.
She can't stand the sort of politeness.
She can't live with herself.
And the line that Rosemary DeWitt says where she's like,
I spent my entire childhood waiting for it to either get better or die.
I was praying for one of the two to happen,
that she would get better or die, which was praying for one of the two to happen. That she would get better or die,
which is such a brutal thing.
But that is what you feel like
if you love somebody who's like,
In that much pain?
I can't stay here.
This is like terrible for all of us.
I mean, there's also,
there's the scene after the barber,
after the, at the salon,
where you see Rachel being like,
now that I know this shit,
you're lying you know
you're telling these
fake stories in therapy
you're not taking
responsibility for what
you know
that's her view of that
it's the one time
Bill Irwin kind of
questions her
doesn't coddle her
and is like
why would you lie about that
because also
I feel he feels implicated
even though
she's saying
she has like
a molesting uncle
or whatever
I feel like he's like
you can't portray us that way.
Yeah.
There's a really nice scene.
Um,
after Rachel like drives the car into the rock or whatever.
Yeah.
And like Rosemary DeWitt just like,
it has to give her a bath.
Okay.
So that's my favorite scene in the movie.
So everything's building to it.
And I remember when I'm seeing this in the theater,
the Ethan tattoo that Emma really early on in the movie is like,
you got to cover up your tattoo.
And then you see that it's Ethan.
It's incredible.
And it's also kind of a bad tattoo.
It's a whole ugly tattoo.
It's clearly a tattoo.
She was like, well, maybe this will be a good idea.
She's drunk when she got it.
But so, okay.
So I remember I'm watching this movie in the theater or whatever.
And I'm like, you know, is this, is she going to fucking, you know, buy some drugs and fuck things up that way what's
she gonna do then of course she crashes her car and it's really she's trying to kill herself
yeah right like that's the idea i feel like i think just she's just giving up you know i i also
read it as it's like a form of self-harm if not suicide exactly where it's like she has she doesn't
want to uh relapse right exactly because she has now been doesn't want to relapse. Right, exactly.
Because she has now been so thoroughly called out
on how much she's trying to make the wedding about herself.
That scene also, I'm sorry to go back for a second,
but the scene where they get into the massive fight
and then Rachel drops that she's pregnant.
Oh, and Kim is like, it's not fair.
That scene is incredible because I am on Kim's side in a way. This is unfair. That scene is incredible because I am on Kim's side
in a way.
It is unfair.
She is deploying
a secret.
At the same time,
Kim can't do what she's doing
which is call it out.
You just have to
abandon the ship
and be like,
oh my God.
No, Stanley is damaged.
Yes.
But she won't do it.
She won't do it.
She's like, no.
She doesn't know.
We were having
a fucking conversation.
of his dad thing
where he's like,
ah, ah. And Anna Deavere Smith is like, no. She doesn't know. And Bill Irwin is at the peak of his dad thing where he's like, ah, ah!
And Anna Deavere Smith is like, I have
to go to bed.
That's the real moral arc of this movie.
She has great stepmom energy
where she's just like, oh, it's all, they're doing
their thing again. She's like, I love
this. I weep at Ethan.
I saw
Waves, which
if...
It'll have been long out, so you can talk about it.
I hated it.
Yeah, it's a terrible movie.
It's a terrible movie.
It's not a movie that I like at all.
With a perfect performance by Taylor Russell.
It's generally a well-acted movie.
Yes.
It's an awful movie.
And honestly, a well-made movie.
But yet, it's bad.
Yes.
Anyway.
I thought it was bad.
Which also, it feels like one long music video
in the opposite
of this movie
but unlike this movie
right
where like
every fucking
dramatic thing
possible happens
basically
and with
punctuated by a song
by Instagram
and songs
but
oh my gosh
now I'm blanking
on her name
lead actress in Hamilton
Renee Elise Goldberry
yes Renee Elise Goldberry
plays a stepmom
and you know it's like it's that thing it's like you're taking on all of the emotional Lead actress in Hamilton. Renee Elise Goldberry. Yes, Renee Elise Goldberry plays a stepmom.
And, you know, it's like, it's that thing.
It's like you're taking on all of the emotional weight of this family.
That's what happens when you marry into a family. You're inheriting a backstory for us.
You're inheriting a backstory for the children.
And so, like, you know, and when Anna Deavere Smith is, like, hearing about the story of Ethan again, she's weeping.
And when all the happy things are happening, she's, like, so elated.
And she's, like, right by everyone's side. And she's weeping. And when all the happy things are happening, she's so elated and she's right by everyone's
side and she's smiling. But
when all this drama is happening,
she's also like, I have to go.
Do you want to sleep, baby?
And that's the card she gets to play.
She is great as well. I mean, everyone's good.
Hair laid.
She looks fabulous. So fresh.
But yes, back to
the car.
After she crashes her car.
She knows at this point she's been so thoroughly called out and making everything about herself. Anything she fucking does, she's going to ruin the wedding and it's going to be called out.
And she doesn't want to relapse, so she wants to feel some amount of pain.
And there's also the great visual metaphor of it's literally a fork in the road and she just drives right through it.
She's like, I'm not picking.
And also not like an easy immediate crash either
she just goes over a tree
and she doesn't even
crash into a tree she crashes into
a giant rock
like a weird rock
and it's like it's so
it's so good
but then there are like four nearly wordless minutes
of like the joggers finding her
waking up being interviewed by the cops
walking the line taking the test and then up being interviewed by the cops walking the line
taking the test
oh and then she comes to the
and then she goes back to the house
and that guy's like
are you holding
and she's like
she's like not dealing with you
right now obviously
but you're mostly either
seeing her like
in the dark
at a distance
from behind
so that when they finally
get the like
head on look at her
with a black eye
when Rachel sees her face
and rather than Rachel
go like
I can't believe you're doing this
this is so awful this is
my wedding day the hair that still hasn't been touched
from when she left the salon
it's just wordless it all goes away
she just is gonna help her
it's like a beautiful like sibling moment
it is the bath scene is
incredible yeah being like I am so pissed at you
but I'm going to put this aside because you need
help right now and I am
going to like and then what I love is that the wedding is great.
We love,
we enjoy the wedding.
Kim is having a bad time.
She's basically keeping to herself,
but she's not really doing much,
but they also kind of background her for the next 20 minutes.
Like she doesn't really,
she knows not to fuck.
She takes the L exactly.
Like,
she's just like,
I need,
she's like,
I know I don't look great.
And I know I can't really talk to my mom.
I can't talk about me. I just got to chill out. I'm going to play's like, I know I don't look great. And I know I can't really talk to my mom. It's not about me.
I just got to chill out.
I'm going to play soccer with these kids over here or something.
But she barely speaks for like 15 minutes.
They're not even giving her many reaction shots or anything.
She does get that nice moment where she's like crying while they're singing the Neil Young song.
And it's so emotional that she's feeling someone else's emotions
and not making it
about herself
what a good movie
what a fucking great movie
wait here's a question
that I was like
watching this movie
last night
and I was like
in the wedding party
when they're all like
dancing
is Sebastian Stan
in the background
he is
okay
so did they just like
they needed another guy
I think so
I really was like
is that him
and I rewound it
and I was like
What if there's a subplot
that's like Rosencrantz
and Guildenstern
that's about him escaping
and then like he pops into the
like how he got there.
He has two credits
in the movie.
Yes he does.
In the end credits
they credit him
as two different characters.
It's like Walter
slash bow tie party.
Yeah exactly.
Eagle Eye viewers
will notice he's wearing
like a tangerine shirt.
A really very good cat.
He also of course
has a metal arm.
Of course, yes, yes, yes.
This we know.
Is there any movie that looks like it was more fun to work on?
It looks so, it just looks so, it looks like they were all hanging out.
Usually when a cast is going on a press tour and they're like,
we were just hanging out.
I'm like, I don't believe you at all.
But this one really feels like like it feels so lived in
and it feels like
everyone has such a real
like hangout energy
that's actually why
I kind of like
disagree
well I wonder how
they shot things
like if it was chronological
or
I feel like
out of sequence
it was chronological
it feels like that to me as well
yeah
but only because like
then
the hard days
you know
it's like you're not
talking to anybody
like the set is nice
but you're just kind of like
it does feel like
by the time they got to the party
they were all like
we're just
we're just partying
we're gonna like
just like give you guys
something
they have the music going
there was a scene
where Anne Hathaway
felt bothered by the music
because it was too loud
when she says like
can they cut it out
and that was Demi
saying to her like
if you don't like it
say it in the scene
right
if it's bothering you you have to say it in the scene not now when she yells it out? And that was Demi saying to her, if you don't like it, say it in the scene. If it's bothering you, you have to say it in the scene, not now.
When she yells it, she's yelling it to Demi.
And Demi says, if you feel that way, you have to make it part of the scene.
And then they cut to everyone else reacting to it.
It's stuff like that, where he's like, I just want to feel like it's happening.
Right.
He should have won the Academy Award for directing for this film, in my opinion.
It is one of the best directed movies. Yes. right so good he should have won the Academy Award for directing yeah in my opinion well this is the year
it is one of the most
best directed movies
yes
this is also the year
that breaks the Oscars
it is
it's the year
they snub the Dark Knight
and afterwards
they have the 10
you know
it's true
and we'll talk about that
in a second
this is the Slumdog
millionaire year
but it is
a hard year
this is like
Slumdog
Frost Nixon
Milk
this is the year
it started paying attention
it's when they literally only nominated one good film for best picture and it was Milk I think Slumdog, Frost Nixon, Milk. This is the year I started paying attention.
It's when they literally only nominated one good film for Best Picture,
and it was Milk, I think.
Yes. Yeah, because Slumdog is so-so.
It's Slumdog, Reader, Milk, Frost Nixon, and Benjamin Button.
Where you're like, is Button the second best?
You can talk yourself into that.
I remember fighting with my dad about it in the car
because we saw Dark Knight together.
And I was like,
I don't understand how this film wasn't nominated.
This just doesn't make any sense.
I'm fully a child.
And he was like,
I can't have this conversation with you.
And I was like,
your age is up.
That's what's broken with the Academy.
It was like Dark Knight getting snubbed,
WALL-E getting snubbed.
Grant Torino had done so well.
Sure, sure.
Even dubious.
It came on late,
but yeah.
Is this Junos year?
That was the year before.
The year before is very good.
The year before is.
The seven was pretty good.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah.
But, oh,
it breaks the Oscars
and they never recover
and they go crazy
trying to chase the popular vote.
Tragic.
In a way.
It is weird
that this is
it only gets the
Hathaway nomination
it doesn't get screenplay
screenplay was a very
strange miss
yeah
that it didn't get it
but it was a stacked year
Frozen River
stole its spot
yes
the other four nominees
are Milk
which is credited
to Dustin Lance Black
ridiculously
who wins an Oscar
who wins an Oscar
even though
he gets to own
and keep
in his home
allegedly
sorry
Happy Go Lucky
which weirdly
is that movie's
only nomination
even though
Sally Hawkins
and Eddie Morrison
are so good
what movie was it?
Happy Go Lucky
the Mike Lee movie
no
it's an incredible movie
about an English
elementary school teacher
with
yes
Sally Hawkins
yes
oh my god
she's so good in that.
It only gets a screenplay nomination.
Which is crazy.
Have you seen her eyes?
In Bruges, which also
came on late.
Wally got a screenplay nomination.
The beginning of the end.
And then Frozen River was the
surprise over Rachel getting married.
Sure.
Jenny Lumet, I feel like this announces her as a major screenwriter.
Right, but now she's been trapped in genre movie hell.
What does she do now?
She serves on writer's rooms for Dark Universes.
That's what's crazy.
Her next credited film after this is The Mummy.
Oh, that sucks.
Because she was part of a writer's room for Dark Universe.
She should write like plays
and she split
and she had to split
her screenplay credit
with The Mummy
that is true
written by Jenny Lumet
and The Mummy
and The Mummy's hands
are bound up
you can't even type
so it's like what
exactly
and in the screenplay credit
Jenny Lumet's name
gets wrapped in bandages
I feel like that movie
was so try hard
split in half
like during
because it was like so old
the mummy actually
gets shredded twice
and it's and the mummy
and the mummy
so it's like really toxic
yes
she sold two pilots
she sold I think
two pilots
that she was supposed
to show her
neither of them
came to fruition
she works on
Star Trek
no
she works on
Star Trek Discovery
but she sold a bunch
of screenplays
I'm sure she's done
a thousand uncredited
rewrites. God, just imagine like
this hasn't happened to me. I've been in rooms with people
who I like really like respect on like a
comedy level and like worked in really cool rooms
but I've never been in a room with somebody
and been like, damn bitch, like you're the bitch that
did Rachel getting married. Like what the fuck?
Yeah. Like you're just here?
She had a script I think called Honeymoon with
Harry, I want to say
that maybe Demi
was supposed to direct
after this
a bunch of people
were attached
at different points
in time
but it was supposed
to be De Niro
and Bradley Cooper
before Bradley Cooper
really popped
and De Niro was like
he's my kid
and it's about
the first like
45 minutes
are a young couple
getting married
and the disapproving father
and then
the wife
I think unexpectedly
suddenly tragically
dies right after
their wedding
and he goes
on the honeymoon
to Hawaii
with the father-in-law
weird
which was supposed to be
this great script
that just never
ever got made
I just want to shout out
we should play the box office game
but the last moment
in the movie
after the wedding
which is so nice is Kim is trying to slip out.
She's trying to pull a Debra Winger.
Yeah.
Right?
Where she's just like, I'm just going to get the fuck out of here, drama free.
And Rachel runs out to, like, hug her.
And so it's like, you know, the cycle is at least hopefully not being repeated.
She's watching her slow dance with Sydney.
Well, no, that's before.
This is the day after.
This is the day after. Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. She, like's before. This is the day after.
Oh,
sorry,
sorry,
sorry,
sorry.
She like kisses
the man.
Yes.
But she's trying
to slip out.
She's trying to
pull a winger.
Yes,
right.
Yes.
Now I understand.
And Rachel stops
her from doing that
by giving her a hug.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do love that the movie
is called Rachel
Getting Married.
It was originally
called Dancing
with Shiva.
Bad title. Rachel Getting Married is not a good title. It was originally called Dancing with Shiva. Bad title.
Rachel Getting Married
is such a good title.
Not great.
And it's also so nice
because it's like,
right,
this is supposed to be
about Rachel's wedding.
Yeah.
Like the title is
reasserting the conflict
of the movie,
which is like,
this is supposed to be
everything.
Yeah.
Not this Kim business.
Yeah.
I love it.
I think it's a perfect movie.
I think it's a masterpiece.
I agree.
I love it so much. It is, you I think it's a perfect movie. I think it's a masterpiece. I agree. I love it so much.
It is my arena.
I guess it sounds a little...
But it's one of Demi's best movies.
I also think it's this incredible thing that you kind of can't control how movies age.
And so often it's just tied into how sort of in tune filmmakers were with something honest.
Sure.
But when this movie came out, I remember so much of the criticism being like,
this wedding is so unrealistic.
Like who would make this melting pot wedding of all these different cultures?
It's like this idealistic like Demi, we are the world dream.
And now you watch it and you're like, is this appropriation?
But it's also the kind of cringy appropriation that you would completely buy
these people doing
yeah
where it works
in both lights
you know
anyway
I don't know
I love this movie
you guys like it?
I love this movie
alright let's play
the box office game
okay
October 3rd
2008
okay
the number one film
of the year
is Rachel Getting Married
is not Rachel Getting Married
believe it or not.
Ben's laughing.
Is a children's film.
Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
That's correct.
About a little dog.
That was so fast.
I don't know how he did that.
This was a very lonely period of my life.
I remember this vividly.
How many times did you see Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
I did not see it, but I remember walking up to theaters and debating whether or not to see it.
Can you tell me which studio put out Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
Walt Disney Pictures?
It was the Walt Disney Company.
That's correct.
Is Beverly Hills Chihuahua on Disney Plus?
I think all three of the Beverly Hills Chihuahua films are.
I believe they are all on there.
Is George Lopez in the Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
He's the Chihuahua.
He plays.
Right?
Yes.
I'm trying to remember the character's name, but yes.
The name was.
No, the main Chihuahua is Drew Barrymore.
Correct. Chloe.
And he's like the funny
comic relief who I think also becomes
the love interest. George Lopez.
The plot of that movie is like she's like a pampered Chihuahua
and he's like a street Chihuahua.
George Lopez is sort of like a street Chihuahua called Poppy.
Thank you.
And then Andy Garcia plays a German Shepherd called Delgado.
I didn't know Andy Garcia
was in the Beverly Hills. And Edward James Olmos plays a German shepherd called Delgado. I didn't know Andy Garcia was in the Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
And Edward James Olmos plays a Doberman called El Diablo.
Stop.
The premise of Beverly Hills Chihuahua is essentially what if Paris Hilton's Chihuahua.
Right.
Had an adventure.
And has to deal with the real Mexican Chihuahuas.
Okay.
With the Mexican Chihuahua community.
Okay.
And also I want to point out that Placido Domingo plays a long-haired Chihuahua
called Montezuma.
Of course he does.
That's great.
Exactly.
That movie made $100 million?
That movie opened to $29 million
and it topped out at $94 million.
It didn't quite get to $100 million.
I was ready to throw that parade.
But here, number two is a movie
that is one of those sneaky 100 million grossers.
Okay.
Doesn't exist, of course.
It does not exist.
No.
Was it like 100 on the nugget?
101.
Is it Eagle Eye?
That's correct.
Are you okay?
This was.
I was living in an apartment in Hell's Kitchen.
That is one of my favorite trailer lines.
Billy Bob Thornton said, you're in a whole lot of trouble, son.
I love it so much.
I was living in an apartment in Hell's Kitchen.
I had moved in with three other guys.
And by this point in the year, all of them had moved out.
So you were living alone?
I mean, that's the question.
But I was a block away from the AMC 25 or a couple blocks away.
And I was going to see movies all the time.
Wow, this is how I'm going to remember this period of my life.
And I also, this is a period where I remember, like, Box Office Mojo was really popping.
And I was just refreshing alone in this apartment by myself.
Being like, I wonder what that did.
Number three is a, in my memory, kind of charming teen movie.
High School Musical 3 Senior Year?
Incorrect.
Oh, that comes out Halloween weekend.
Of course.
Right where it belonged.
Yeah.
A New York set film.
I saw it on a date.
Margaret.
It's a few years later.
I know, I know.
It's not Nick and Nora?
It is Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist.
It's got a female orgasm subplot.
I talked about this the other day.
Oh, Ari Grainer's
fun in that podcast
with Ben.
That is one of the
most banana scenes.
Different podcast
with Ben.
I'll tell you,
it's secret.
Are you serious?
Me and Harry
have a podcast.
It's my friend Harry.
He's an Earwolf producer.
Harry Nelson.
I know who Harry is.
And we're
time capsuling
a show.
Are you guys
going to fight
in front of us?
Yes.
I'm mad about this.
That's cool.
It'll come out eventually.
David,
I think you need to
grow up about this.
Honestly.
No.
I'm going to need a briefing
after we're done.
Alright,
number four.
I was saying that the scene
in which
Michael Cera
fingers
Kat Dennings
in Electric Lady Studios
and then you see
the fucking computer screen.
The levels.
What about it?
What were you saying about it?
On her orgasm.
That's one of the most banana scenes in any movie ever.
It is a wild scene.
It's a studio picture.
Are you scared of the female orgasm?
Terrified.
Are you scared of the levels it can reach?
I'm confused that you called it a comedy
and not a psychological thriller.
Because that movie chilled me to the bone.
Oh, boy.
All right, number four.
No, I think it's crazy that a scene that sexual is in a studio movie.
Why do you hate women?
I hate them.
Number four is...
I hate to see them.
It's like a grown-up romance.
Is it Diane Lane?
Yes. Is it Diane Lane? Yes.
Is it Nights in Rodanthe?
That's correct.
Just Rodanthe, I think?
I'm not sure.
It's Rodanthe.
I'm not sure.
I've never seen it.
My pitch was always the sequel.
I've told you this before.
Days in Rodanthe?
Nights of Rodanthe.
K-N-I-G-H-T-S.
Which is Diane Lane is captured and all the men who have romanced her in the early 2000s have to go rescue her.
Gear.
Say more.
Cusack.
I believe James Franco is in Knights of Redanth.
Franco.
Christopher Maloney.
Okay.
Alright.
And number five at the box office is
Expanding this week.
It's from one of our great actor directors.
Oscar play?
I suppose.
Are you being sarcastic when you say one of our greats?
I think he actually is great, but yes, I'm being sarcastic.
But he's directed several movies, at least a couple.
Okay.
And this is a Western.
This is a Western?
Yes.
It's got a weird name. It's got a weird name.
It does have a weird name.
Is it Appaloosa?
That's correct.
What?
And who's the director?
Ed Harris?
That's right.
Yeah.
Lonely time for old...
Appaloosa.
Did you see Appaloosa in the theater?
Give me the domestic top final on that one.
Appaloosa?
Yeah.
It's expanding this weekend?
Yeah, but give me the domestic final total.
Okay, I,
no, but the expansion
is important to me
picturing the final.
Okay, I'm just,
I'm conjuring it.
I think the domestic final
on Appaloosa was eight.
It was $20 million.
Really?
Did fine, I guess.
Or maybe bad.
I don't know how much it cost.
Who saw this movie?
I don't know.
I remember seeing the trailers
for Appaloosa and being like,
what?
What is this?
When did 310 to Yuma come out?
Because I feel like that had a similar.
2007?
Yeah.
2007.
Great movie.
In my mind.
James Mangold's best film.
Right?
I think probably.
Yeah.
I think so.
Yeah.
I don't even know what the competition is.
Copland?
The Wolverine.
Wolverine is pretty fucking good.
Better than Logan.
Where do the two of you stand on Wolverine versus Logan? Logan wins. Really? I don't. I didn't like Wolverine. I like Wolverine is pretty fucking good. Better than Logan. Where do the two of you stand on Wolverine versus Logan?
Logan wins.
Really?
I didn't like Wolverine.
I like Wolverine a lot.
Wolverine is great, but it's kind of like, there's a campiness to Wolverine.
That's what I like.
Yeah.
Did you guys know that Logan is secretly a Western?
Ben, don't.
I've heard that.
Believe it or not, someone told me that.
Wait, I was not supposed to say
anything. Sorry. They have a rival podcast.
We don't want them taking our secrets.
Sorry.
Hey, editor Snow, cut that out.
Ben, look at me.
Say it again. No.
Ben, do not.
Logan is secretly a Western.
That's so crazy.
Yes.
Some of the other
movies in the top 10
Lakeview Terrace
Sam Jackson
directed by Neil LaBue
that's right
what?
yes
yes
is that the movie
where like the young couple
moves in next door
and he like harasses them
Patrick Wilson
and Kerry Washington
yes
the trailer has one of the
great twists of all time
because he's the next door neighbor
who keeps harassing them
and they go and meet with a lawyer
and he's like,
obviously we need to talk about
the issue of color in this matter
and the color here is blue.
And then they cut to the sound of a siren
and reveal in the trailer
that Sam Jack is a cop.
Yes.
Wow.
Burn after reading.
Good movie.
You've got, oh, Fireproof.
Is that like a faith movie, I feel like?
Yeah, that's one of those.
The War Room.
And then also An American Carol, the anti-Michael Moore Zucker movie.
And then finally, Flash of Genius, the windshield wiper movie.
Greg Kinnear.
Yes.
And Lorelei Gilmore.
He invented the windshield wiper and then got screwed over or something.
I remember seeing that trailer so much for some reason.
They played it all the time.
They thought they had something.
It was really crazy.
Yeah.
And it also gives the whole movie where they're like, oh, it's so hard to drive in the rain.
And you just.
It feels like Coupon the Movie.
Like it feels like that doesn't really exist.
Yes.
Where it's like, what if there's an Oscar-bait drama about the legal battles
of the man who invented the windshield
light? Damn, where did Greg
Kinnear go? He's in my
basement. Are you feeding
him? Not a lot.
I've said it on this podcast,
but what's the unbreakable condition?
Oh, oh.
It's that
they pretend that he was
in a movie with Titus
right
and Titus reveals
they only
the only
they only found him
by googling like
white person nice
generically handsome
it's just like
white person nice
yeah
anyway
uh
phenomenal
uh
any final words
from any of us
I'll say this
I feel like
I remember being so jazzed after this movie came out.
It being so great, but being like, man, Demi has finally found a way to merge the two things in his career.
Like he's been this like great fiction director and this great documentary director.
But his fiction films have always been very formally rigid, even if they felt messy emotionally, psychologically.
He had a very clear
like sort of visual style
that was very controlled
and then his
documentaries were more
freewheeling
sure
and it felt like he had found
found a way to merge the two
and I was like
this is this great
like second act of his career
we're gonna get now
he's gonna be out of
like the studio
doldrums
he's gonna feel re-energized
and then he makes
two more movies
and passes away.
And he made a few more documentaries, I guess.
Yeah, he made many more documentaries.
But I was hoping to see more films
in this vein.
But he died.
He died nine years later.
It feels like this was kind of like a perfect summation
of his entire life, his career,
all of his interests.
You have all these different people in the film at the wedding,
like Roger Corman and Sister Carol,
who have been part of his entire career, his previous films.
It just felt like this celebration of his entire brand.
I agree.
It's a masterpiece, and it is also a real career culmination.
Yeah.
It's great.
Yeah, it's a great movie. It's great, she'll is also a real career culmination. Yeah. It's great. Yeah.
It's a great movie.
It's great, she'll getting married.
Well, what I will say that I forgot to bring up until this moment is that originally I
asked to do something wild.
Yes.
And we got bumped by a more famous person.
You did.
That happens.
Scotty Ox.
Good to talk about these things on the air.
So Scott Aukerman, now my nemesis.
That's right.
But this, I would say
is a better movie
than Something Wild
and I love Something Wild
yeah
Something Wild
a real romp
but let's say this
we bumped
Mark Maron
from this episode
so the two of you
could come on
I don't believe that
it's
Mark Maron
famously one of our
one of our enemies
it's true
we have a rivalry with him
yeah
well you won
great
so what movie is he doing
uh yeah he's gonna do the Justin Timberlake documentary yeah the Tennessee Kids We have a rivalry with him. Yeah. Well, you won. Great. So what movie is he doing?
Yeah, he's going to do... The Justin Timberlake documentary.
Yeah, the Tennessee Kids.
JT and the Tennessee Kids.
Who are your kids?
Yeah.
Who are your kids?
All right.
He loves Rachel getting married.
He does.
He talks about it all the time in weirdly sexual tones.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I'll say that is my one thing with this movie where I always feel really bad
about how much I am
into Kim in this movie
oh really?
in like a very self-destructive way
that's a really down note to any episode
you shouldn't have said that on the podcast
her haircut is bad
I'm so into the haircut
cut it out, the haircut's cute
keep it in, triple it
is it cute?
I like the haircut I like the haircut's cute. Cut it out. Keep it in triplet. Is it cute? I like the haircut.
I like it.
It's very 2008.
I like the haircut.
I like the sense of fashion.
It was also like Anne was like a long haired, you know, and sort of like, oh, look, she's
got a new thing.
You like the fashion?
I like the eye makeup.
That was a Lily time in your life.
I like the casual slits.
Yeah.
I don't know if I like the fashion.
I don't know.
Yeah.
There's not much fashion.
Yeah.
It's mostly.
It's mostly just people wearing clothes.
You're scary right now.
I like that she looks comfy in this movie.
You're scary.
Yeah, I know.
I'm revealing way too much of myself.
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I feel like my big podcast discovery of 2019.
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I don't relate to that.
I've never obsessed over anything.
The moment when I was like.
I'm so chill.
Oh, there's like there's like a common like code here was whenever the two of you will reference specific interviews
when you're like
do you remember
when this person
said this in this interview
when they were
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Wow.
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That's the kind of thing
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I'm actually rebranding
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Okay cool.
So you're just gonna be like
never heard of them don't care. Yeah. I actually don rebranding as like a cool bitch. Okay, cool. So you're just going to be like never heard of them,
don't care.
Yeah.
I actually don't even
watch stuff anymore.
I don't even own a TV show.
I don't even watch stuff
or host podcasts.
Yeah, not really.
I just kind of like,
me, I've been like
reading, shopping,
not even books though,
just like signs.
So I kind of like
reading signs.
So like stop,
you know,
like Scott music.
That's kind of like
what I do now.
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