Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #19: “The Gunmen”

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyIn the triumphant return of America’s greatest podcast about America’s greatest TV show, Bonanza!, self-proclaimed “picky bitch��� Andy Richter is guest and host as Dalton, Mutt and Amy drop by Andy’s backyard - surprise! - to recap season 1, episode 19 of Bonanza, “The Gunmen”, which features Cartwright look-alikes, horny widows, classic Greek theater and even a little cowboy poetry! Plus, Amy Sleeverson introduces her science fiction romance bible subscription service and her brand new Christian weed business!Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 6/1/2021 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I'm bananas for bananas. Fuck it, I'm ready. Fuck it, I'm ready. Fuck it. God damn, you ready? Yep. We're ready. Here we go.

Yeah. Ha! God damn, it's been a long time since I've gihawed into a microphone. Oh, shoot. How, pow, pow, poe, poe. I want a Shasta. Pow, poe, poo, po pow. I don't get that reference. Is that from what a Shasta? It's a root beer. Yeah, it's a soda. Yeah, it's a soda pop. Yeah, it was an old

commercial. A line of sodas, yeah. Okay. Give me a pie, pie, I want a diet. It made no sense. Oh, man. I was just thinking of a commercial the other day about pre-freen's cookies as much as a very sophisticated cookie. Do you guys remember that commercial at all? I remember the name. That must have been a regional one. Okay. Does it go? Oh, that's what I do. Oh, that's the one.

Is that what it called? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it was that might be. Because I had been fucking cookies for years, and it wasn't until I saw that commercial that I felt good about myself. Yeah. Because sometimes they're soft in the middle. Pre-Internet, it was so isolating. It'd be a cookie fucker.

No kidding. Hey, wait a minute. What are we doing here? Let me say the thing I say at the the beginning. The gate is open wide. Welcome to Bananas for Bananza. I am your host, Dalton Wilcox, Cowboy, and Cowboy Poet, from the heart of the American West. And we're talking about the one and only television show, Bonanza. And it's been a long time.

I've got my regular co-host here, Mutt-Taylorist here. Good to see you, d'Alm. Amy Sleverson Christian entrepreneur. I love you all. Well, there's a sweet center. Wow. Beautiful. But you know in a very Agape Christian way. Oh sure, right. Yeah, yeah. Not like a fucking a cookie way. No.

Oh no. But I would. I would. I mean if it was consensual. Right. Yeah. Nothing in the Bible. about cookies. There certainly isn't, but there sure is a lot about business. Oh yeah. Cookie business. And we got here our guest today is Andy Richter. Yes. We're in my backyard and I'm so glad I warned my neighbors about the y'ha. Oh yeah it's a good idea. I've always put that in the email. We got what we got here today.

This is the first time we've done one of these episodes in like a long time already, like six months or something like that, we ain't even done one. And then it's the first time we've been together in one place to see for like more than a year before that. That's right. This is huge. This is moment. This is momentous. And so we figures we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thi. thi. thi. thi. we figured we'd come all the way out to his house and his backyard and he wasn't quite expecting us today.

No. No. I'm in a robe. Yeah. And trying very hard to keep it closed. Yeah, when I showed up, you wasn't even in a rope. I was not. I was not.

I thought you were someone else. I won't say who. Well now I'm disappointed. Whom? I won't say whom. Thank you that's not proper. You didn't confuse us for people who look just like us or angels. I certainly didn't. You know from the show? Which show? This show. Oh, where the episode, where they're all... The bad guys are confused for the good guys, the good guys are confused for the bad guys, so they're all the bad guys are confused for the good guys the good guys are confused for the bad guys and so they're angels. Oh yeah, she segwaying into

that yeah sorry getting started on it no it's wonderful I got too fast I got to excited no it was it's good and I like it I like it too I just want to say a quick word about where I've been for the fans of this show who missed us for a long time and been writing saying, where are you guys, where's the show? As you know, I've been living underground in National Park and the system of tunnels and I had a collapse and but I was in the jerky room when it collapsed and I just said, well, I'll stay here. And I stayed down there for over a year.

No, it was like, how many months, I was down there just eating jerky. and the, and the, and they, and they, and they, and they, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I was, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, the, and, and, and, and, the, and, and, the, and, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was the the the the the the the the the the the the th., th th too., too. too. toe. the the the toe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the there just eating jerky. And then I dug my way out when I ran out of jerky and it was only like it took 15 minutes to get out, but that's where I've been. But you'd had so much jerky. You had the strength and muscles. I had the strength of six months worth of jerky. After the 15 minutes was over, did you regret not t with the jerky boys. You were in there with beef jerky?

Yeah, well, various different kinds of jerky. I said, okay. Okay, well, that's a dismay. Okay, well, that's a disduke. thiiii. I guess you can. Anything can be jerked. Yeah, I suppose you're right. That's the name of my new book. Anything can be jerked. Oh, so you're on this to promote that?

I am. I am. It's a cookbook. And it's about how you years yeah yeah you say are you gonna end up with the cicada jerky I I have some actually in the house we'll have some afterwards I have a book too oh yes yes it's a Bible but written in my words you paraphrase a Bible just to get to the heart of it you've been working on there for a long time yeah and it's mostly you know in the in the heart of it. You've been working on that for a long time, isn't it? Yeah, and it's mostly, you know, in the style of science fiction romance.

Oh, wow. I didn't see that coming. The surprising thing, though, is that your version is longer. That's right. That's right. It's a six-part version of the Bible. So it comes over period as I write it. So, th so, th. th. th. th. th. to, it. to, it. to, it. to you, it. to you, it. to you, it. to you, it. to you, it. to you, it. to you'll thi and you'll thi and you'll thi and you'll thi-a. the thiolomea, the thiolomea, the thiolomea, the the thi and it's a thi and the thi and the the thi and thi and thi and thi and thi and, thi and, thi and, thi-a, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the thi. thi. thi-a. thi. thi. thioliolou?, thiolouiolouia. thiolouia. thiolia. th as I write it. So you sign up now for $100 and you'll get that Bible as soon as I finish it. Oh I see but you want

the hundred dollars now. Oh it's like a kick-starter. That's the thing is I have to get the money coming in it's like being baptized. You gotta get that done first. Right? Before you get to living. Yeah before get that done first. Right? Before you get to living. Yeah, before you know it's okay. Yep. Right. Well, that makes perfect sense to me.

What do you, my tellady? Shit, I got a story to tell. Oh, God, they know they're doing these vaccine. Vaccine lot. So the state will say, we'll put you in a lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery lottery, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll put you in a lottery if you get vaccine. It's a way to encourage people like myself who don't want a fucking microchip down their arm, right? But still, I want to win millions of dollars, so I got a vaccine. I've got a vaccine.

Lo and behold, I win the vaccine lottery. You've got to be joking around. I'm a 2.2 million dollars. to God've been doing. Okay? Because I like, I did the Palace of Versailles, but it just kind of pixelated down to an old Atari game and just a bunch of boxes. It's just all the same size boxes. Yeah, it's hard to tell what it is. It's that you're using the time that was, it's such a gift. The pandemic has been such a gift for producing and making more more product. Yeah, I appreciate you saying that because I was feeling like I was just

shit in the time away and I think now maybe I was worth it. Now I distribute weed. What I don't know to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I the th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just the the th. I just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I just just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I. I. I. I. I. I just. I. I. I. I. I. I. I just. I. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just Now I distribute weed. What I made a distributing weed? Well, it, I don't know how to, I just, it's weeds. So it's crab grass and it's, it's dandelions and buttercups and poisonous sumac. And then, but I call it like the silver gorilla. I see. I see. You ever hear back from one of your customers after they buy this? I have a question to myself. Oh, it's the word is spreading!

Yeah, do people buy it to smoke or are they buying it just to have put weeds in their garden? Yeah, you put it in your garden to see what'll happen next. You know what, that's one thing that you can never kill is weeds? Yeah, and the devil. You the devil. You the devil. You the devil. You the devil. You the devil. And the devil. And the devil. And the devil. And the devil. And the devil. And the devil. And the devil. And the devil. And sometimes. And sometimes. the devil. the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thiuice thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi to to thi to to to to to thi to thi to thi thi the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi th, that's one thing that you can never kill is weeds. Yeah, and the devil. And sometimes you can feel that in the, if you get close to the ground, but then you cover it and poison ivy and you're fine. No, I, I try, it's so much less expensive than traditional medicinal herbs and so, because it doesn't work at all. Right. Right. It is usually the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, the price, it's, it's, it's, and sometimes, it's, and sometimes, and sometimes, it's, and sometimes, it's the price. the price, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, and sometimes, and sometimes, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the the the the the price. It's the price. It's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's the price, it's the the ti.ca, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the titional medicinal herbs, and so, because it doesn't work at all. Right.

It is, usually the price is tied to efficacy when you're talking about herbal medication. So many times, and I just says, do you want something that you know won't work, but you'll get it? Yeah, well, they're compelled to put on the label now. they're compelled to put on the label now on a traditional medicinal. This hasn't been proven to work. I think they have to put that on the label now. Do you have to put on the label this has been, this has been proven to not do anything?

This is proven not to work, but it's here. Now that I shipped it. The value of the product is that's all, that's all I said. But it's all in the, it all happened in the US. It all is American, it happened in America. That's all it happened. These weeds grew in America, they were shipped in America by an American. Now they're in little bags called Jupiter's elbow or something like that. Hey, is that in your fantasy Bible story, Jupiter's elbow? Oh, we got that. Well, that's, I should write that in. I have the seven horses, a threaded horse,

who is chasing the whore of Babylon. But that's- She's my favorite whore. Yeah, she really is. She's the best horror. Well, she's funny. She was number two when on family fugitious the other night as they said, name a whore. She was number two. Ooh, it's number one. Mary Magdalene.

Oh my God. That's who everybody all sends up, but there's the what a babelon to do? Who are the seven great whores of this world? Seven great hoars. Well, you got Mary Magdalene. The whore of Babylon. Julia Roberts. Right, from Pretty Woman. Dolly Parton from Best Little Horhouse in Texan. Correct, that's right. That's right.

That's four of them. Hally Berry from Independence Day. Oh, wow. Dalton, look who came to play. The serial killer from Monster. Oh, God. That's right. We're only down to need one more.

It feels like the the the the the they should change it in the Bible though to the sex worker of Babylon, not to put us off the last... That's so true. I'm trying to open my mind up to creating a business plan for sex work because so many people are Christian but they don't know a good place that they can get their sexual needs met outside of their marriage, but a place where they know that it's something that's covered by their belief system. Right. Because otherwise you're just going to any, you know, sex worker, you don't know if they read the Bible. Right. Yeah. So you're talking about Christian prostitutes. Who are, you know what they stand for.

And that... What they kneel for. What they kneel for? And they've read Judges 19, which is all about the concubine, who was cut up into four, 12 pieces and spread into, spread into the 12 tribes of Israel. Do you guys read that one? That sounds like an Avengers movie that they've got to go around the globe and pick........... And.. And, the, to, to, to, the, to, to, the, the, to, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. they, they. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the.s.s.s, their, their, their their their their their theylipheae, their, their, their, their, their, they're they're they're they got to go around the globe and pick up a bunch of parts. It does, yeah. We've got to reunite the concubine together. Well you guys, I haven't even, that's the, I should write that in, judges 20, right after judges 19. Put that concubine. that concubine. Yeah. Oh, look out. Frankinstein concubine. Dr. Victor Frankenbine. Anyway, terrified.

By the way, the number seven, or I think is a kitty from gunsmoak. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, they never said she was, but I mean, what else is she doing here? Yeah, I think you're right. That shows garbage.

Yeah, with an honorable mention to Jamie Lick. That's just a- Oh right, that's true. Oh yeah, I can't forget about her. Jody Foster and Taxi driver. Sure, that's kind of a bummer. That is a- What's her, what's that character's real last, a steamsma? Her real last name is steamsma. Oh, steamsma. That right there makes me sad for a week. Yeah, and isn't it like that's just just just just just just just just just just just just. or something. The Irish steams my heart. Yeah. Well, what we are here to discuss, notwithstanding what we have already, is season one

episode 19 of Bonanza, which is called the gunman. Wow. Man, oh man. And this episode has everything. It's got fully half of the regular cast shows up for this one. That's a big deal. And tons of laughs. This one's got a classic drunk scene that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, thii. It's, thi. It's, thiol-a, th. It's, thi. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thiii. It's a thiiii. It's just just justa. It's a thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's and tons of laughs. This one's got a classic drunk scene that almost almost works. There's plenty of gunfire, plenty of feminism in this

episode and even some cowboy poetry. So right I'm well we'll get to it. I'll try and play that clip for you. We're going to discuss this episode. You guys, you're everybody excited? Ready? I'm ready. All right. You know my favorite thing to do, as you know, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to th. th. try try try try th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. to. te. to. to. te. to. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te? I'm ready. I'm ready. All right, but you know, I've said this before. I like to click on the resumes of the various guest actors to show up in these episodes of Bonanza. It's always a good time. And I had a thought by the way, Mutt and I do a bonus, a podcast called Bonus,

Bonus Nanas for Bonus Nanza. It rolls off the time. Yep. Normally it's we answer listener questions from Twitter, but I think this next time we're going to, you, when you hear a title of a movie or a TV show that one of these people's in, you're interested in it, we'll watch that. I love it. Okay, good. So Sheriff Bannerman Brown is played by a fellow by the Sheriff of Fractured Jaw. I'm interested. And in a movie called Objective Burma. He was in a movie called, he was in Jesse James,

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He's researched that. You just pulling that out? Oh, I looked it up. I do that too. Yeah, no, I'm researching cinema. Don't you wanna know what three films Vic Tabeck was in with Shirley Bassie? Yeah.

Or they're like, or like, don't you want to know the answer, where do I know that guy from? Exactly, you gotta know that. Yeah. He was in a 1925 movie called The Wrong Doers, which is I'm thinking is a hell of an insult by 1925 standards. Sounds like fun people though. Yep, in a movie called Transient Lady. Oh, she's the ninth whore. That's the ninth horde the transient.

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Might be a copay. Then we got Jubil Hadfield was played by George Mitchell, Mitchell, and he was in, he played the psychiatrist in invasion of the animal people. You don't need a goddamn psychiatrist when the animal people are invading. You've got no time to sit down on a goddamn couch. Yeah, they don't want, they're not interested in thinking thoughts and feelings. Hell no. The animal people came here to destroy. And he was in a TV show called Shirley Temple, which I looked at a little bit of it. It's like a pre-60 psychedelic mindfuck of a children's show hosted by Shirley Temple. How old was she at this point? She was 1959 she's a she's a growing woman. So she's Shirley Temple

black at this point? Well not yet. No. She's still Shirley Temple, by the way to ever tell you I've made it a cocktail you take a shot of Johnny Walker tape and you tak tak tak tak a tak a tak a tak a shot tak a shot tak a shot tak a shot tak a shot today toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy to toy to to to to tha thaa. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. tm. they. tm. tm. tm. How tm. How old old tm. How old old tm. How old old tmo. How old old tmo. How old old tmo. How old tmo. How old tm a Shirley Temple Black, which is her married thing. Wow. That's a great idea. Is that a good idea? It tastes so clever. Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, it's got. It's like, it's like cough syrup.

But so did she and now that's just Hollywood myth. I can't confirm that, but that's what I've been. McFadden and this guy spent most of his life as Ray Milan's Stand-End. Oh! Yes, he did. And he's every movie that Ray Milan is in, he's in it in an uncredited role. Except yeah, including the movie, The Mexican Spitfire's Baby. Oh, is that a sequel? Not to what? Dude, just the Mexican Spitfire?

Oh, baby. Yeah, you had to have a follow-up. Yeah. So many loose ends needed to be tied up. Yeah. He had lots of eyeliner on in this episode. Yeah. And I think like they wanted to dirty. Must have. Must have a little trade. Well, I was just saying they put a bunch of gunk on his teeth but it was so weird that I think maybe they just masquer it as teeth too. Did you notice it? It's just hideous teeth. I don't have very nice teeth. We also had, I just like these words together, King Donovan as twirly bogs. King Donovan.

King Donovan was Imogene Coco's husband as a matter of their fact. Wow. Probably a monster that sticks to metal, but I think so. And he's the B plot of alcoholism. Yeah, in this show, in this show. Yeah, in this show. Maybe the magnetic monster was booze. It could have been.

Yeah, it stuck to him, that's for sure. It sure did. Yep. It also played the laundry shop manager in a 1951 film called Behave Yourself with an exclamation point. Feels like he might have had the titular line at the laundry shop. The lost art, the title of a movie is a lost art. They don't title them like they used to. Well, speaking of which, he was Things like it's missing a word.

Yeah. Well, it's a real page turner, I'm sure. Yeah. Or, she's, I have to go, I've been, for work, I have to go to Istanbul. Well, you need a passport. Well, you need a passport. Well, it's just what it is. It's the process of getting a passport filled out. He was also in a movie called I Was a Male Warbride.

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skipping over some stuff here. Jonathan Gilmore as Ants Hadfield. This was my favorite hole that I wandered down. He was good friends with James Dean and he was good friends with James Dean and he and James Dean and Earth the kit used to ride motorcycles around Hollywood together. Earth the kit. He wrote a book about his friendship with James Dean and he says in there that it was more than just a friendship. Oh, they always say. Oh, did he identify as homoerotic? Yes, he identified as homoerotic. I've been I've been reading about gender and sexuality and I've I've been reading about it's really been exciting to think about with Christianity that like in a lot of ways like I don't I feel dysphoric inside my church but so like

I want to be I am pro-life but I don't like children or babies. I see like you that you can find a space and identify within it. That's the kind of Christian I am. And that feels to you like a dysphoria? When I'm in a regular church. I prefer to be in a target. Oh. So do you go to target say on a Sunday morning and do your service? Yes.

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And you're definitely to one side. Like I hate my body, but I'm Baptist. So what is that? You're not supposed to think your body if you're Baptist? Oh, no, I got all wrapped up. Oh, right. That's all right. My thoughts. It got into a bunch. That's fine. I agree with you about children. Got to do something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wish it was a better way to make adults. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah. That's something. Science hadn't cracked that one. that that th. to to to to to th. to to to to to to the to to the to to to the to get to get the to get the to get to get the th. th. to get to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. Oh, th. Oh, I th. Oh, I that that that th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I the the the the. I the. I the. I'm thea. I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm tha. I tha. I tha. I the. I th was a better way to make adults. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah. That's something, signs hadn't cracked that one. In order to get an adult, you have to first make a child.

You have to put up with all that. Yeah, like they can age wine and cheese. Why can't you just give a kid to a, I don't know,. Put them in a casket. I'm making Christian whiskey. It's called God's thin brown blood. And it's like you can have an experience and a deeper and deeper connection with God. Just like other people do during their ceremonies. I think you would have a much deeper connection with whiskey than with a couple of sips of wine. Yeah, absolutely. Really get to connecting. Shooters, yeah, shooters for Jesus. I tol-I tell you that would make church last, just lie by. If I could just have a couple of slugs a Yagermister in the bedding department of a target, I'd go to church a lot more. No kidding.

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Oh, wow. Because you're denying yourself. You're denying yourself. But then you fill it up and get it and you buy it all and bring it home. Hot damn! Fantastic. Yeah, I like that church. I'm gonna go there this Sunday. Yeah, all the accumulation of worldly goods. Oh yeah. That's my favorite part. Worldly goods. Yep. Well hey do we take breaks anymore? It's up to you. No I don't I don't think we're not doing commercials anymore I don't think. Fuck commercials.

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not the McCoys. Right. What the fuck is going on here? Well I have a theory. We sometimes... And Freaky Friday. There is a freaky friend. We sometimes say on this show we try to figure out if maybe this episode is a rejected script from something else. Yeah, that they just just just just just just just is is a the the their is is is is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the we try to figure out if maybe this episode is a rejected script from something else that they just kind of reconfigured rejected Shakespeare's play. Well I was thinking this might have been a rejected storyline for the Abbot and Costello Hatfields and McCoy movie. Oh wow. Because you could kind of picture them in it. I mean this is funny, funny, funny, this episode is just one laugh one one laugh. I do and I do like as you said there's the Hatfields and the McPherson it's the McFadden's in the Hadfields. Oh I believe they call them the Haddfield. Those slide devils I do apologize. Well but it is like they only

they only had to come up with a new name, like they could only rip off half of one feud. Probably for the fear that people wouldn't understand that a feuding family, the families feud, they have to have at least, it would have to have like, you know, the, you know, the, you know, McGillicudies and the Majoys, you know. Or else people be like, why, why are theyoys, you know, or else people be like, why are these families fighting? Oh yeah. You know, the only feuding families should be named. You have to create something that's based on some things that's been created so people

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it did to write it as it does to read it. It was written in real time. It does seem like that. Yeah, it seems like that. And for that it's excellent. So this- So many women in the show more than ever and nobody dies. No, that's true.

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that there's not enough men and there's literally. There's like two and a half men in Haas. There's a moment where five women are hanging, hanging on little Joe and Hoss is there like I guess we should get going. Yeah yeah. That's where it becomes unbelievable because Haas is so good he's my type. Oh Hoss is your type. Oh yeah hey you're still with your husband? Yes but he's we don't well it brings up my second product line that I've been interested in pitching which is the kind of hotel that the brothers stay at in the small town. And I'm trying to start businessmen motels where it's a small double bed and two men stay in them. And you stay in towns that are known for homosexuality, like Chelsea neighborhood

of New York City or San Francisco or Miami Beach. And so that it's a safety and numbers businessmen's more tel so you know nothing's gonna happen because there's another guy right next yet he's he's anyways I just like the hotel in the show where you can get the room with lock you get the room without locks yeah yeah it's 50 cents for a room the room with a lock that's a whole, it's like 50% more. I know, if you bring your own lock, is there a corkage fee or good question? We don't sleep in the same room my husband.

Oh, you don't. Yeah, because I just have too much product in the in my room now. I haven't moved that I haven't moved. It's taken up half the bed? Yeah. All right. Well, this episode opens in a saloon where you've got somebody bumps into a guy and he turns around and it touches off a massacre where these two fellas who we learned are named Big Jim and Shorty Joe. Shorty Joe. But in this scene is called Little Jim. Shorty Jim.

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exact double. Yeah, but then because then later there's a scene where they're all in it. You couldn't possibly hold that. No, you couldn't pull it. That's true. That's that. That's that. T true. That's that. That's that. that. that. that. that. that. their. their. that. their. That's their. That's their. That's their. their. That's. their. their. their. That's. their. That's. their. their. their. their. It. It. It. That. That. It. That. That. That. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It.there at the end. Yep. There are miniature Tom Cruise is walking around town who you have to have an exact Tom Cruise. Oh yeah, oh there's hundreds of them. Hundreds of exact. And it's the proof is too that you got a Dermit, Mulroney and a Dylan McDermott. Yeah. So that's just, you got to have both of those. That proves the point. Yeah. I feel terrible for the Bill Paxson one. I know. Bullman? Yeah. Bill Paxson died, right?

Yes. But then what's his doppelganger got to? Yeah. Now he's just, you know. Just wandering around and wait for someone from the Fast and the Furious series to die. It's th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to th th th th th th th fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fufus to die to to to to to to to to to to to die thus. to to to's on there are nine and they're going to space. Yeah, Fast and Furious going to space? He sure are. In a car. Really? They're going to go to space in a car. Jump from Space Station to Space Station. What about Hobbs and Shaw? What are they up to?

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Oh yeah, Cars too. Cars too, and then it just involves a lot of people fighting a lot of never getting hurt. No one gets hurt in the movie. No, no. And that's true in this movie too. No one gets hurt. Well, except for these people in the The extras in the first Yeah, yes, there was a massacre in a saloon and But it's taken in stride by the two fantastic actors who see them go. It's really good. Yeah, they don't they really restate the premise quite nicely very nicely. Yeah, they understand these they understand. T they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their try. te. te. te. te. te. te. teaster. their their their their their their their their their their the understand these two, the Slade Boys, is headed to Kiowa Flats in Texas. Now this is the 19th episode of Bonanza to feature the burning map in the opening credits and only about the

third episode to feature the chapter card, from which we come back we have to credits where we see all four of the regular cast members in the credits and you might think for a moment, hey, it looks like all four of them. their. And their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. their, th. And, their, their, their, their. And, their. their. And, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. And, te. And, hey, it looks like all four of them got the week off from their regular job, but nope, we only get two of them in the zip, so, you know, that's how it goes. Yeah, and then two of them had to do double duty. No, I don't think they didn't. Oh, I know they didn't, because I know them's actors. Then we got a scene where a run in theory that the first season of Bonanza's basically made up of old unused Western scripts and however many characters are needed be damned.

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they were talking about reliving some of their past escapades which was where the clips of the previous shows went and I found out the reason I did it is because Jane Casmeric had what they called, or not Casmeric. Faginal. No, no, not. Hold on. Is it Jane, no, she was in that show. Is it Jane Casimiric?

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You're going the hanging. It sounds like your hair follicles get infected by being in a hot toe. That sure isn't gonna be cured by weeds. Probably not. Well, you could try. Well, Kyle Flats. I sure like to try things that don't work. The sheriff is warned that the Slade Boys is coming and he's a comical sheriff and all he can think to do is warn't and get drunk and he throws his guns away because he ain't gonna need him to Slade Boys is too tough. He wakes up asleep and drunc twirlie bogs and he says, hey you used to be friends with the Slade Boys and then we understand that Alonzo McFadden's hired the slave to the fastest gun in town and none of the McFaddens could kill that Hadfield. They got to kill Ants Hadfield, the young fella, who used to hang around with James Dean.

Yeah. Probably got crabs too, because apparently James Dean had terrible crabs. He had mostly crabs by the end. By the end James Dean was almost entirely crabs. He was letting the crabs steer. That's that. That's that. That's then. That's then. Print it. Print it. He was letting the crabs steer. That's what happened. Oh brother, the crabs don't pay attention to stop signs on them desert two lane roads. Well, it's Jubilhead Field. He was driving sideways. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, then we have, oh, and then our heroes right into town. This is Hoss and Little Joe. Looking quite a bit like them Slade boys. And so accordingly, everyone in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the crabes. Oh, the crabes. Oh, the cre the crabs the crabs the crabs. Oh, the crabs the crabs the crabs the crabs the crabs the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the crabs. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. Oh, the c. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. Crabes. C. C. Crabes. Crabes. Crabes. Crabes. Crabes. C. Hoss and Little Joe looking quite a bit like them Slade Boys.

And so accordingly, everyone in town, what would you do if two psychopathic, homicidal gunslingers was coming into your town? You'd gather around in and clump and watch them. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. You follow them from place to place and step up. It's called, it's a strategy, it's called clump up. Right. You present yourself as an easy-to-hit target.

That's right. Clump up and stare at them wherever they go, don't say a word. And increase the likelihood of each bullet getting, killing someone in town. Yeah, right, exactly. And so, but our, Haustin' little Joe don't know why everybody's acting so crazy. And then the bart the bart the bart the bart the bart the bart the bart the bart the bart the bart so crazy and then the bartender has a very long long speech about the weather. I hope that's on his real. It's got to be on it. Well that fella, they name a television show and he's been on it. Oh he was wonderful. He's been in one episode of Gat Christy Love.

He's been on Gat Christy Love. He's been on an episode of Gat Christy love. He's been on an episode with Goldberg. Every damn show. You know, one thing about this episode, too, and it is something that I love about this this kind of television is like, there's almost no young people. Oh, right. No, you're right. It has the one kid. If you are an officiato of old white men, you should watch this episode because there are a lot of that. Well, thew, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, there are a lot of you. Well, I bet if you're watching it, you are an old white man.

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And so they don't want any more violence and so they come to tell these two gunslingers to repent and to Joe and Hoss don't know what's a strange it's mission creep the mission was get them to not shoot our boys and then while we're at it maybe right brush your hand against their they're they are a slave to their passions. They sure are these ladies like kitty cats and heat. They're like those perpetrators. Those ladies you know that'll marry a fellow in prison you know because they just like the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their they they they're like their they're like their their they're like their their their their they their they they prison, you know, because they just like a bad boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's the strength of white women crying in numbers. Yes. That's, you can hire, hire a service.

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You don't care. You people think it because I'm Christian. I'm not completely progressive, but I, I, I love, I love the poor and the disenfranchised. I just, I just, I'm all so selfish. Yeah. That's the nature of your dysphoria. Nothing wrong with that.

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That's right, you could just keep a coin in your and your foreskin. If you're uncut. Sure you can. I've heard of that many times. Well, sometimes that's the best way to pay a prostitute. There's a little something in there for you. Literally, yeah. Little something. Literally.

Well now, the boys get taken to the jail, and that's when Lorna Dune shows up to read a piece of cowboy poultry. Oh, poor doom prisoners, it ain't too late. Down on your knees as you face your awful fate. Repent your crimes before that trap is sprung. And you, like a side of beef, are hung. Poor soul. If you come up close and scoochigan the bars, you could kind of rest your paw head on my shoulder.

It ain't say hanging men when there ain't enough to go rounds it is. If and you don't mind, I'd like to finish my little tribute whilst there's time. Ma'am, did you have many more of those? No, just ten or twelve more verses. Well, I didn't have enough time to do a real good job on it. That's a shame. Now your poke is spent and you can take my word. We'll remember the gent that went riding herd of fighting and shooting like desert rats

to come to their end in Kiowa flats. Now told the bell, their souls are fled. It'll be much more of this, horse. Shh. Them two poor boys are hanging dead. Some where their kinfolk will weep and pray. Boy, this is worse than hanging. For them that got histed up today.

See that? Wow. How about that? We've never seen cowboy poetry on this show before. That's the longest line a woman has ever had on the show. No kidding. You're right. I got uncomfortable. Yeah.

And you're a picky bitch. I know. That lady sure just keep talking. Somebody cut her off. Now, Dalton, as the preeminent and foremost cowboy poet laureate of the West How does that hold I mean where where does it? How was that good? I don't know? No by the standards of me the cowboy poet laureate of the West that was terrible. Okay. But it's just wonderful to see some some real cowboy verse on this show finally after 19 whole episodes, so I'm glad they're trying it, but they should have had a real real the real the real the real th f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the the the tho the of of of of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho tooooooooo tooo too to to to to to to to to to' to to to' the the the'm glad they're trying it but they should have had a real fellow somebody in there like myself come in and punch it up. Yeah, you know now. A, A, B, B, C, see it. Yeah, right, exactly. Yeah.

Got to put them letters in there. That's what it needed. More letters. Well, uh, so now, yep, now we got down. once again, these young women are all over Joe, they're trying to get them through the prison bars, and this is when there's an escape, who is it that comes to? I got a little kid. Little boy comes and shows up and he tells them, this part I didn't understand his role in it, but who cares? The whole wall of the prison gets torn down by the McFadfields, the other group. McFadfields. The McFadfields. And then our boys, Hoss and Joe get taken to, who, which is it now? Is it the McFadden's?

Yeah, the McFadden's. They get taken to the McFadden's house. And the McFadden's are mad at him because they ain't killed killed killed killed killed killed killedthey're not the Slade boys. And they put them in a bedroom and a little boy sneaks in the window and Hoss recognizes him from his ass. And he's a... Yeah, that was uncomfortable. That was uncomfortable, there's a little boy. And especially because they then tied him to the bed.

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they have, they are mistaken for rest of them. And they don't want any part of it, so naturally they tie a boy to a bed, and they try to escape. And then there's another shootout, and this time there's a whole shot in a water trough, and that, and the host takes a break from my, uh,. And then they get recaptured almost as though everything that had happened in the previous seven minutes of the show wasn't necessary. Just filling. Just fill her. Try like 14 minutes.

Yeah. Well, they got time to kill. The best time killing in this show happens when the sheriff is explaining to them the whole backstory of the Hadfields versus the McFaddens and he says, he says, I'll tell you the whole story, let's go into the saloon, I'll get myself a drink and then he gets himself a drink and he says, I'll tell you the whole story, come let's sit down at this table. Like it's a lot of getting. And all those crosses are on camera. Now sit down here. Almost bump up next to each other up in their chairs, but don't shoot it again. That's right.

Yeah, so what it all comes down to is the twirly bogs, being that he knows the Slade Boys, is in a position to say, these are the Slade Boys or these aren't the Slade Boys, or these aren't the Slade Boys with a fresh shave. Exactly. Precisely. They ought to check his little skin coin purse see if he's got it. Does little Jim have a skin coin purse?

Good question, and his pants. Yeah. And Twirly Boggs is unreliable anyway because he's been drinking so much comedy liquor. He drinks so much comedy liquor that when you wake him up he says don't mind if I do who's buying Yeah, literally That's so first thing he says he gives up the bottle at the end not to spoil it. Yeah. She just get real serious for the rest of his life and dramatic? I suppose he must well that's my alarm. Hang on now. That's telling me. I need to sound like outer space calling you. Yeah, the jerky ready. to me me me. to me. to me. the to me. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toy. toy. toy. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the telling me I need to... Sounds like outer space calling you. Is the jerky ready? That's telling me it's time to... Oh, it's the jerky boys. It's time to jerk my jerky.

This is not the jerky boys. Whatever happened to them, we'll find out later. We'll, so, uh, the... You will? Yeah, later. when, I don't know, I lost my place. But at some point, somebody says about the Slade Boys, he says, they walk in blood and where they breathe, they leave behind ruin. Man, that's poetry. Yeah, that is. Beautiful writing.

The writer woke up for a minute. Well, now we understand the town is preparing for war. The town is preparing for war. The sheriff to be a shootout between the two sides. And they put out the war barrels, things to hide behind. Yeah, that's right. And the sheriff tells a horse and little Joe, I put some horses out for you, you guys can leave town, get out of here, I understand, you don't want any part of this. And so they're going to do it and they're thankful for it. But that's when they say the little boy with the gunn. the little the little the little the little the little the gun. the gun. the gun. the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the the th. th. the the. the the the the the the, I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tos. tos. I tos. I tos. I tos tos tos tos tos tos tosh tosh tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell leave we're cart rights we need to solve a problem we have nothing to do with far away from home and they reference one of the characters who had the week off you know Paul's told us don't do nothing to others did you'd be ashamed of you didn't do got to do with

good stuff yeah a lot of negatives yeah codependency some more that's when you want a little, when you do something for someone they could clearly do for themselves and you move their arms from them from behind. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's what they're going to do. Yep. They're gonna make them, you know, make some peace. Flop their arms around in a peaceful way. Cough-ups and peace. So, and that's what, who has the the ide first? I think the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff th. th. th. th. th. they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. the. to. the. to. t. t. t. tos. tos. tos. think the sheriff puts it in their minds, but it's a hoss that says, sometimes women folk can get around men in little ways and I reckon maybe you and these other ladies can get around them. He says to mourn a dude, right?

And he makes her a target without her doing. Well, so now the two sides square off in the street, and one guy who's leading to, he says, hold your fire, he wants to wait until the other side is fully ready to shoot back at them. Yeah, for some reason. He's gentlemanly. He's gentlemanly. Let's wait until they are all ready to fire. The first shots are going to ring out any second now, and that is when

the women folk. Like swans. They appear right in the middle. They come in the middle. And they're taking a real chance because I think it's two and every ten women who die at the hands of someone they love. And they're, dang it, down there, but let's silence our phones. It less, huh? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so they just walk right in the line of fire. I can't believe none of their got a shot there. I surprised. Everybody knows.

Human life is not valuable. They would have shot that. I was surprised. Did you know a synonym for female in those days was bullet catcher? And weep and cry and weep and cry and meat shield. Yeah, weep and crying meat shield bullet holders. Yeah, you said bullet catcher. Yeah, hey, want you girls go out in the middle and catch some of these bullet bullets. Well, this is the next clip I wanted to show you. This is Weasy McFadden, sharing a first name

with George Jefferson's wife. Did you look her up on IMDB? Oh, boy, I'm excited. Well, I think I might have lost that clip. Oh, damn. Are you sure you don't want to take the next call? Maybe I will. Oh, the told. We'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. We'll to to th. to th. to th. th. th. th. th. that. told, that. to me, the the the the the the the told, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. too. too. today....................................................., shz-but. Well, we'll tell you what we'll do. We'll tell Brett to put this one in too.

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say that. It's more like, I ain't gonna cook you dinner. Yeah. I ain't gonna lift my petticoats. Yeah. Well then, now things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things things, things, things, thi, thi, more explicit when the beautiful young lady steps forward, Manda, and she says, here I am, ants, but don't come after me with a gun in your hand. Oh yeah. Right? So, and then he does, he drops his gun and he goes to her. Now he's gonna get

to get laid. Had she been there before? Had we seen her on the porch of the McFadley. Yeah, he quickly is like, gun, or am thuuuuuuuu, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's thu, he's thu. He's thu. He's thu. He's tho, he's tho, he's tho, he's tho, he's tho' tho' tho' thoom-hea, he's tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He, th. He's th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than. than, than. than. thanan, than. than. than. than, than, than, the McFad. When we met Weezy. Yeah, he quickly is like gun or am I gonna get my handbone boiled? I'm gonna get my handboiled. I'm gonna get my handboiled. And then all the other young fellows do that too. They all kind of break out and say oh I get it. We could get laid instead of getting shot. Yeah, that's the revelation. Because I actually think the message here was was they wasn't getting laid before. So not only do we not want you to fight, but suddenly we're ready for something, you know? I think they, because they all just go off to who knows where, you think it was just a big sex party? I think they went to the no-lock hotel.

Oh, and then they're just switching rooms. No locks. All cocks. Fire went ready. Hold your fire. But the two men are the one who are left and neither of their women are into. It just is a question it brings to mind all the sexuality and gender identity issues and why didn't they want to go off together or what how did they define their relationships? The two men or the men with their women? Both all. I think the men, the warring McCoys and the patriarchs of them to their treaty. I think they were more married to each other than they were to their wives. I agree. They were married to their hate. Yeah, and in a way getting enough

liquid courage to maybe be sensitive with each other. The only thing that could undo their hate was comedy liquor. Comedy liquor. That's what they did. They got funny, the saloon. The saloon, the salooned two, and the saloon, and the saloon, and the saloon, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and, and, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and, and their, and, and, and, and, and, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and learn their words and whatnot. And one of them looked like he had like it looked like liquor gave him Bell's palsy. He just, one lit was just pulled down. And that meant, I am drunk. He learned that from Ray Milan and last weekend. That was Ray Milan's stand-in. You really don't know how good an actor is until they try to play drunk. and then you find out they're not good. Oh, I meant to say that Twirlie Boggs' drunk scene, where it's just him by himself and he's gonna wash his face with water. Yeah. And the joke is supposed to be, he gets the water going out of the pump, and then by the time he's ready to splash it on his face, the water was flowing for a long time, not explicable why he did. Well, they shot in real time just as they were.

Yeah, they didn't have time for two takes. No, no games. They don't know what gives a shit. They almost worked. They're typing. They're typing and spreading it out on the floor as people talk. Here you go, Twirly. Just improvise. Washing your face. We're right in the next scene Come up with something. We'll try to get the water guy to put some water in there.

Don't worry, we got Twirly Box. This guy can he can do it 20 on his own. Yeah, King Donovan as twirly bogs. Well, then you get, yeah, so all right. Alonzo and Jubel get real drunk and they decide they're going to kill the Slade Boys because there's outsiders coming into their feud and that's when our heroes ride off and they run into the Slade Boys. On the trail. Come right on them. It's like seeing your possible future if you don't go to church. Or shave. Or shave?

Or washers. Those are the same thing, basically. Because if you have facial hair, you're a sinner. Yeah. And they tell them, town's a couple miles back, and then they ride, and then there's a cut, it denotes time passage. So that means that they have ridden, the Slade boys have ridden a couple miles into town and Little Joe and Haas can still hear the gunfire. Oh I like this. It's like a SAT brain team. So they've now gone a total of probably four

miles from each other. Precisely. And you still hear those gunfire. You still hear that gunfire. You just fucking blew a whole wide open next four four. You just fucking blew a whole wide open big in this episode. You can't, you can't figure it out. You are a picky. A picky bitch. You don't think you could hear the bullets four miles away? Not the way that they sounded there. No, right. Yeah, maybe you're here. Don't criticize you guys. All the four. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I'm you can't. I you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't. I you can't. I you can't. I you can't. I you can can can can can can can can can can can can can can't. I you can can can't. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. you you you can't. you can't you don't have to figure it out. That's true. Have faith. Boy, this is a test of faith. I have never been. And there are four Michael Landon and Dan Blocker characters for Gospels. And four of us. And four of us. Who can join?

Of the pod lips. Of the pod. the pod of the pod lips. The pod full of lips. The pod full of lips. I'd like to see that pop. Well, and by the way, they never at any time say, hey, you guys look like us or anything like that. They just, they don't recognize themselves in themselves. And that's it. Now, no, as we say the love interest body count for season one of Bonanza stands, firm

at 11. At a 19 episodes. At a 19 episodes, only 11 possible love interests have died. But women were under fire. They were in real danger of being shot dead. Yeah. So, I mean, just, I think that counts for something. It wasn't for lack of trying.

Was it for lack of trying. Yep, yep. I'd say.. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'd. And, I'd. And, I'd. And, I'd. that. that. that. that, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, that, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that, tha, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's It wasn't for lack of trying. Was it for lack of trying? Yep, yep. I'd say. And, uh, sadly, after this, we only have 412 episodes left to go with the hands. I know. I know. I'm sad, it's almost over and it's only just begun again. It's just really, every time I wake to weep. It's terrible. It's horrible. Did they ever do a bed-wedding episode inspired by

Michael Landon's real life struggles? Oh, I'm glad to end up with the bed? He was a bedwetter. As an adult? Into his teenage year. When he was a teenage werewolf and his mother would hang his wet his soiled bed linens out his window so the whole neighborhood would know. Oh. Wait a minute, I just heard that somewhere else. Yeah, and he made, there was a made for TV movie, I think that he inspired by his life story that he produced. Wait a minute, I was just listening to the J.B. Smooth podcast and he tells that story

about himself and I'm wondering, is he, is he borrowing that from that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that movie, that story about himself and I'm wondering is he borrowing that from that movie or did his mom see that movie and did it to him. This is true. What if J.B. Smooth's whole deal is just a lift from Michael Landon? Oh my, it makes perfect sense. I think it leads me to tell you about one of my last new products inspired by the GLGQQ. It's Jubils, it's pronoun a jubles. No, it's little becule.

You can't even say it. I want, I really love the identification process and I feel that could help Christians to, to say where they are on this on an array of Christianity. So like you have a yellow flag, like a butter yellow flag if you're a fundamentalist. You have a Saladine green flag if you're Episcopalian. And then blood red flag with bling if you're Catholic. And then for my church because

that's just mine is white flag but Michael Landon could it because I surrender but Michael Landon he he could have a white flag with a little pea stain on it because he was a Christian he was a devout Christian and that's Japanese flag but instead of a red rising sun it's a writing pea with a little pea to just say and like a Friday yeah and to be a white egg and to's Japanese flag, but instead of a red rising sun, it's a writing pea globe. With a little p. Did you say, like a Friday? Yeah, and to be about compassion, that he was a compassionate for people who has, who's the struggle. Yeah, they waved a white flag at some point and they was being shot on and they used a little jowl-jankerchief, which he specifies was a $2 handkerchief. That's three nights in a room with a lock.

And a little left over for a couple of beers. Man, oh man. Well, hot damn, okay, that's good. Anybody else have something to plug? What, what's you up to, Andy Richter? Oh, I just, I mean, I have a podcast called the three questions, but everybody knows about that. Yeah, of course they do. I mean, they've already listened to all of them and downloaded them wherever they get

their podcasts. Yeah, how many people from Bonanza have had on that? That's a good question. Let me think. Let me think. None. No, what? No. None, as far as I know, none. Oh, well, then one of my three questions is why not. The little boy with the patch on his pants, maybe he's still around.

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I didn't think I got the way I am. Well, what about you, Mutton. Well, I'm working on my latest replica mansion out of shipping containers. So I'm making Victor Maitland's mansion from Beverly Hill Cop, you know that one? Oh sure. Yeah, well I made it out of shipping containers and it just looks like a big box. Sounds beautiful. I've got to figure out this system, it's something but yeah. Yeah, these are going to be big when I get them figured out. Real big. Well I've applied for a government grant to hunt vampires because because everybody says that this corona virus come from the virus the virus the virus the virus the virus the virus the virus the the the their their th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. to be to thi. thi. to be to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's is is thi. I's is th. I's is th. I's th. I's th. I's is is thi. I's is thi. I's is thi. I's is thi. I's is thi. thi. I's thi. thi. thi. I's te. toge. toge. I'm toge. I'm toge. I'm ty. I'm toge from a bat and everybody knows the vampires can become bats. Ever put it together?

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Very good. Shall I take you on as my ward? I just would like to write shotgun. Well, that's the deal. I gotta take you on as my ward. You'll get a pair of pants. You sure will. He'll tie you to the bed if you're lucky. All right, well we'll be doing it for the government here too forward. And that's it. That's an episode about, hey, did you hear a movie you want to watch for the bonus episode? In there? Yeah. I'm worried about trying to find some of those movies, but...

Yeah, I know. Yeah, what did us. Do I have a sign-off? I don't believe I do. We'll work on them for next time. Sign off! Bananas for Bonanza is brought to you by Andy Daly with Maria Bamford and Matt Gorley, theme song by Matt Gorley with The Journeyman, which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff and Wade Ryan. Bananas for Bananza is mixed and edited by Brett Morris and the little Scott Ocker. We'll see you next time.