Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #21 - “The Spanish Grant”

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyThe Schlitz Playhouse of Stars drinking game takes a toll on Dalton, Mutt and especially Amy as they grapple with Bonanza's 21st episode “The Spanish Grant”. This exciting episode features foreign accents of varying authenticity, a bureaucratic fool's errand and another fight to the death in a stable!Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 7/27/2021 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Yeah! to show alive so consult your TV guide get your great outdoors inside takes upon the Rosa pride and forever made right I'm Bananas for Bananza. Eee-haw! What was that sound? A water pistol at summer! There it is, it's summer, folks, yes, indeed. Welcome, welcome to another episode of Bananas for Bananza. Hello, friend, come on in. The gate is open wide.

Hey, I am your host, Dalton Wilcox, the last of the true American Cowboys and a true man of the West. And we're talking today about episode 121, the Spanish Grant. And as always, I'm here with my wonderful co-hosts, we've got Amy Sleverson, Christian Entrepreneur. Hello Hello I'm so excited to tell you about me a couple of new offshoots of my branding. Oh branding offshoot man that's amazing I didn't know brands could offshoot themselves and then we've got also here is a mutt Taylor hello but hey I'd like to apologize I said it was somewhere realizing this may actually come out and fall but that does get to something a little more serious and I'd like to admit something I have

seasonal blindness. Oh yeah I'm so glad you told me that because it has come up many times before that it will be in the dead of winter he'll say well I'm going to the beach being that it's summer I once wore a speedo to a bobsle to a polar plunge which turned out to to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the the the to the to the the the the the the the the th I th I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi the the the tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to te tea teauuuuuuuu. teasuuuuucoa tea theyea theynea the the the the the the the. I also wore a speedo to a polar plunge which turned out to be fine. Yes, that's fine. Yeah, it's okay sometimes it works out for everyone. Yeah, even if you do have such a terrible disability. Thank you for acknowledging that and sort of insulting me. Yep, it was the terrible part I think that was the insult. I used to take it personally that you didn't understand where I was wearing a costume on October 31st.

But then I realized, you just don't see it. It was more that you were dressed as Ava Braun that I took issue with, not that you were wearing a costume. Yeah, hey, now, wait, I was going to mention that now. It's been two Halloween's in a row you've been over wrong. I just feel like, what, did you invest in the costume and feel like you gotta get your money worth? Well, it seems like the only people who will, people will believe, will go, oh my God, you, you, it's this exact replica. Yeah, it is. Because, you know, I try try I try I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. to to to, I to, I to, I to, I the to, to, to, to, to, to, to invest, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the. the. the the the the the the the to. to. the to. the to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, the, the, try to, I tried to get an inflatable dinosaur and people said,

you're not a dinosaur. Oh, yeah. Because they don't, and it's like, but I could be Averbron because I am very airy and lucky. You are. Yeah, plus I don't believe she's dead. No, and same with dinosaurs. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, but they was never inflatable. I kept falling over in my inflatable dynaster costume anyways and I started to cry. I was, if you run in one of those you can trip over your feet. Oh my god.

For sure. Well, we all have our sort of, um, the things to get over, let's put it that way. Yeah, right. You didn't want to say cross to bear. Well, I do you have any cross to bear products that I could. Oh my gosh, I have a cross to bear. It's an actual cross and it's made, my husband makes it in the backyard, it's two by fours and they're they're taken from the houses that have been abandoned. And so it's actually, you know, it's heavy with meaning as well. As. As well as. It's taken from houses that have been abandoned. And so it's actually, you know, it's heavy with meaning as well as actual volume and weight.

And then you, people can see you actually carrying around a burden. And that is your Christianity. And, you know, it's really, it's a good conversation gambit. I once saw a man, and this is a true story, carrying a heavy wooden cross down the street with a sign like my cross to bear, but at the bottom it had a little wheel. What? And we do not have a wheel. No, no, no, we all. Cross to roll? I don't think so. Cross to easily transport while traveling?

No. Maybe that guy's got access to some biblical line that we none of the rest of us ever heard where Jesus says, to Pontius Pilate, could I just get one wheel? Just, I have not complained about the thorny crown or the whips, nothing. But just this cross is little too heavy. Give this man a wheel. Yeah. Give us barba's and a wheel. Yeah, they didn't, Christ didn't ask for a foam insert around his crown of thorns. No. He didn't say, oh, I have a skin condition. You know, those people just, they just teased him and he bled.

In those days, nobody had skin conditions. Everybody had ringworm. Yeah. Everybody had skin conditions is the way to put it. I guess that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Lepercy was a skin condition in my opinion. Hey, you might have noticed that we have moved inside Andy Richter's house today. I posted a sign out on the front of the house that says property of Dalton Wilcox inspired by this episode of Bonanza. I didn't know you could do that before. No I have a new real estate company called sweat equity where if you sweat on a piece of property you, you take it over and then I put my

real estate sign on it and I sell it. Whoa, okay. That is a new way of thinking, I'd like to try that. How much do you have to sweat? You know what I'm saying? Well, you have to be visibly perspiring. So sometimes they tell people to wear a couple of layers. Sure. And then, you know, but as long as- Do a bunch of jumping jacks.

Yeah, as a bunch of jumping. As long as they just sweat on any piece of property, it is theirs. Yep, that is an argument made in this episode. If these people have come here and they've sweat on it, God damn it. Who cares about your deed? There's sweat on th th th th th th th th th th th th th thiiii th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. Yeah thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's th. Yeah. It's th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah, th've sweat on it god damn it who cares about your deed there's sweat on this land and that that's one thing that happens in this wonderful episode of banana truly yeah hey one other thing I wanted to mention as you may have noticed we don't have a guess this week with this the first time ever in the history of maybe any podcast that there has there ever has anybody ever tried to do a a a a a a to do to do to do to do to do to do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. It. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. t. toda. toda. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th., has anybody ever tried to do a podcast without a guest on it? I don't know, but this is really special to me. It feels like that time when you having family dinner and your kid ain't brought their friend

over, you know what I mean? It's nice. Right, right. Well, guess what inchworms are the-worn. I just saw a inchworm. thi, hey, look at that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, you. It's, you. It's, you. It's, you. It's that's that's that, you. It's that's that, you. It's, you. It's, you. It's, you. It's, you. It's, you. It's that, you. It's, you. It's, you. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're th. th. th. th. th. th. todd. today, you're today, today, today, today, th. th. that that that that th. that that, you're inchworms do. He's two inchworms do. He's a millimeter worm though. He's so tidy. I hope that's not ringworm. Oh, no!

Now he's in your shoe. Oh no! You got an inchworm in your shoe. Well, he must have been a center. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, we'll definitely ask them later on. In tour, what are you up to? Well, okay, yeah, we had a guy who's gonna come on, but we just couldn't work it out, and it's fine.

I think we're messing around with the format. Yeah, and I think from time to time, this is quite nice. Yeah, shouldn't worry about it. It's skintimate. Well, don't sweat on me. . .. th. th. th. th. thoom. th. to, to, to, tho. to, to, to, tho. tho. tho. to, to tho, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, tho, thi. tho, to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. We. We's, tho. We's, tho. We's, tho. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We, th. We. We, th. We, th. We, thi. Wea. Wea. We'll, to. We're, to. We're, together. We're, together. We're, together. We're, together, together, together, together, together, together. together. You'll own me as a property. That's what I said to my husband.

I said, guess what? I'm gonna dig a hole in the backyard and then I'm gonna give you a hug and then you're gonna have to do anything I say. Sweat equity all over your husband. Well, all right, folks, yep, this episode we're talking about today is Bonanza Season 1, Episode 21, The Spanish Grant. What an episode this was. Yeah.

I can't think of anything that this episode didn't have. It had just about everything. There was even a little hopsing in there. It did. It even had the barn where everybody fights in every time. Well now, you're good at noticing because I noticed he pointed out another time that all the fancy ladies are always in the same hotel room. So this time I took note of it too. Yeah, but I didn't realize it with this is the same stable where we've had previous stable fights. Yeah,

they don't even really try to change it you know like move the stables from the left to the right of the room. It's always just the same thing. Yeah, this is a good stable thing. That's my favorite. Well, we're going to show that clip. That's my favorite part. But it's got, what else? It's got a to intrigue. It's got a fake beard. It's got a new, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, a, a, a, a, a, a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a the, a the, the, the, the, the, the, tha, tha, tha., tha., tha., tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. the, the, the, the, my new language class is, it's called, which I'm, it's English

that makes it clear that you never, don't speak Spanish, but that you're trying. And it's, my new class is called Carada Siboya, Onion Face, Spanish. So it's Spanish that is like, oh my God, like they have an accent, but it's not Spanish. Like, so wait a bit. Are you saying that in this episode somebody spoke the language of Spanish? No. They spoke English, but with an accent that was absolutely wrong. So let's say, I say, you know, I could say, oh, I love being a business woman.

A love being a business woman. Well, you're from Spain. Yeah, you clearly are after that. I mean, was that in Spanish? I didn't even understand the words. That's what Carad Siboya Spanish is. Okay. It's to notify that people that you don't actually speak Spanish, but this is a Spanish accent to you. I see, I understand. I'm trying to think of the very specific circumstances where you would need that. I love to be on Bonanza because I'm an actress, I'm my father, father is a good man who owns a lot of pro-proltergy. Now, that, you're a lor from Spain, isn't that right, Amy?

I didn't, I'm hearing this and I'm thinking I never knew you. I'm not! I know, no, it's an accent. I can't believe that. Specifically tells everybody in the room that I have never been to any Latin country. I have never taken a class, but I know how to try. Oh, let me, can I try one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. Oh, th. th. th. th. Oh, th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. I, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. class, but I know how to try real me or about. Let me, can I try one? Oh yeah, hell, let's hear it.

Never forget, 911-911 was an inside job. This, ear, there, and if you can't put in an R in there on, even on words that don't use the letter R if you to put in a couple of words with in 11 it sounds like I'm drowning yeah That is so good brain you don't have to be understandable oh yeah yeah okay that is so good brain you don't have to be understandable. Yeah, it helps. Okay. Okay, that's great. So that's one other thing this episode has.

Liz, it's got a woman in it that we're sure is gonna die. But somehow, she doesn't die. But the end she comes to is peculiar. So we'll get to that, we'll talk about that. But before we do, I'm going to do some fun facts about our cast and we are going to play a game of Schlitz Playhouse the Stars drinking game. The way this works, if you don't remember, is that any time one of these guest actors has been in the Schlitz Playhouse of Stars, we have to drink a can of Schlitz. Let's open her slits here. The slits. I slits. I I I I slits. I I I I slits. I I I slits. I I s slits. I s slits. I s slits. I s slits. I s. I s. I s. I s. I sets. I s

House of Stars we have to drink a can of slits. Let's open our slits here for a favorite. I like to hold. I shouldn't be drinking. Yeah, well, and not only that you're going to drink a lot. Oh, we should mention it's 6 a.m. in the morning. Yep. It is 6 a.m. It is 6 a.m. It's about doing business sometimes if you have to drink. Sometimes, yep, you gotta lubricate the business deals. I call it my work sobriety. It's a form of sobriety that involves drinking. I'm getting paid to have a drinking problem. Here, here. Well, so we had a guest actress in this episode named Patricia Medina,

and she played Isabella Maria Inez Castro de Loquista, or Rosita Morales, whichever you prefer. Now, hey, here's a fun fact. She's married to Joseph Cotton, the actor Joseph Cotton. Isn't that right? This is the good fella who was in Citizen Kane, the third man and Lady Frankenstein. Three great films. Not bride of Frankenstein. No, Lady Frankenstein. Wow, Frankenstein got nobility. I believe what this one was about is that the daughter of Victor Frankenstein makes a very handsome Frankenstein. She realizes the problem was how ugly he was. Make a real handsome one. She didn't just want to find a natural mate. She wanted...

Right. Okay. I'll make myself a handsome man. That's kind of a reverse proto weird science. Oh right. Yeah, exactly. She played the Queen in Snow White and the Three Stooges. Oh, I've seen that. Have you? Yeah, I have. Yeah, I remember that. Yep. That's a good one. She was in a movie called The Beast of Hollow Mountain. It was a terrifying title because if a mountain th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that that that that that that's a reverse that's a reverse that's a reverse that's that's that's that's that's that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoe thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. that's kind of a that's kind of a that's that's a good one. She was in a movie called The Beast of Hollow Mountain. It was a terrifying title because if a mountain is hollow, you've got so much room in there for a beast. How many mountains harbor beasts will never know. Yep. And true to form, here's the description of the, an American cowboy living in Mexico discovers

his cattle are being eaten by a giant prehistoric dinosaur. Oh a dinosaur. Well that couldn't have been me. I hope not. I don't, I can't pass. That is 1956 claymation of that dinosaur if you don't check that out. You'll enjoy it. Where's that actress from just to prove my point about Carad de Savoya at School of Ackland? She's from England. She's a Brit. Yeah, I believe so right. You're so right. Look at that. Look at that not from Spain. Could it fool me? There's a also in that movie I watched the trailer for The Beast of Hollow Mountain. There's quicksand. I love to see quicksand in a movie. I'm obsessed with quicks and I really

am. Now I heard about there's a place you can go in the south of France. This is true. You can go in quicksand. Oh really? A fellow will take you in quicksand. It's on the beach. And one day, mark my words, that's on my bucket list. I'm going in quick. Do that's a common misconception about quicksand is you won't actually submerge, you'll just get stuck and you frequently die of exposure. How are you going to get some money to go to France? Oh, I don't know. I guess I'm going to have to sweat on some land and sell it. I don't know. That's all you can do now these days.

We have an abandoned Walmart with an apple beast that's no longer popular. And I'm just gonna start setting up shop out of there because it's just, it's strodes, you know, streets that aren't roads and roads that aren't streets. And, no, I don't know that. I never heard of a screw before. So, um, these are a band, pop, a piece of properties, these are called the sack. And it's like, you need to, I'm starting to take in, you know, just more and more of it slowly but surely with doing jumping jacks on it.

Oh, you're taking over the abandoned Walmart. Yeah, what a good idea. Now your multi-level marketing can become a brick and mortar movement. Oh! See that? You didn't even find it. I didn't even find that. You could just open it as a Walmart. That, oh,

because the plumbing electricity has already been paid for by the city to go all the way out there. Even the city did that, suckers. Well, good for you. And then you can't you that, you that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, you can that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, you that, you kidding me, the city did that, suckers. Well, good for you, and then you can bring that apple bees back, you know? That's all. That's sad, an apple bees is no longer popular and breaking my heart. It's haunted. Oh, well, because it's haunted? What? It's just, it's some of the apps, if you get an appetizer, you get the feeling that it's been

brought by a ghost. My God. Okay, well, I'm not afraid. I'm going to go in there. I'll take care of them ghosts. I used to do an apple bees a day to keep the doctor away. I used to do an apple bees a day to keep the doctor away. You never had a doctor come anywhere near you. Well I never went near them so hard if you don't go you can't know you're sick. Exactly. And as long as you know the calorie count. I know oh yeah. They list it now.

Oh my gosh 2,000 calories for a blooming onion I'm gonna have two. Oh. That's about right but 4,000 calories of onion a day is what they recommend. That's right. I won't stay to the haunted bed and breakfast. I believe they're all haunted. And I had a hell of a time, because I said to them, they said, you know, it's haunted. I said, well, I'm going to take care of that while I'm here. And I had a hell of time doing it. I ended up staying two weeks longer than I expected it to and finally just burned it down. Because it's harder to kill a ghost than say a were wolf or something. Much

harder, much harder. Did you try to avoid going down for breakfast? Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, what? Oh yeah. I do I do that I do that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to. to. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. the. the. the. the. t again? Yeah, shoot. Did I miss talking to people in an awkward way for quite a while? Yeah. Over Otis, punk-buyer muffins. Sitting at a communal table with the total strangers? I once went to a bread and breakfast in Vancouver and we ditched breakfast and when we were going out to our car, the woman popped her head out of the window and shamed us. She did? Yes.

Well, we missed you at breakfast. It was so passive aggressive. That kind of thing. It was awful. I stated a bed and breakfast one time where we were all sitting around the evening. No, I guess it was breakfast. Somebody said something about cows and slaughtering cows or something like that. And the woman who ran the bed and breakfast said, well I don't consider that meal-time conversation. And then she started talking about what a coyote will do to a chicken. What? Yeah. That was real weird.

Well, that actually is a mealtime conversation. You can talk about wild animals. Oh, yeah. You know, really ravaging in a natural way. They're, they're, they're, as natural predators, but, but not anything regarding with food on the table. Right. Yeah. You can talk about boogers too, eating boogers. Because it's natural. It's natural. It's a natural occurrence. It's a natural occurrence. It's a natural. It's a natural. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the, the, the, the, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in a the, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, eating buggers. Because that's natural. It's natural. It's a natural occurrence.

It's a natural occurrence. Yeah. Bed, breakfast, and buggers. I'll tell you bed and breakfast. That's two things I don't like. I don't like a bed and I don't like breakfast. But you like buggers. Sure do. Well, let me just tell you what else Patricia Medina was in, by the way. She was in a TV show called Assignment, Colon, Underwater. Wait, is this like Appointment 2 Adventure? Pretty much. Assignment? Underwater. And it was about a fellow who runs a diving boat and gets into intrigue every week.

And then she was in the Lux V Theater, the General Electric Theater, the Craft Mystery Theater, and the Schlitz Playhouse the Star. Let's have a drink of Schlitz here. It is early. I don't want it, but I'm having to. Yep, yep. The next guest actor we ought to talk about on this episode of Sebastian Cabot is a portly English fella. He's also from Britain playing a Spaniard. Yeah.

Okay. Now, what's there? Was there a historical Sebastian Cabot as well? This is the historical Sebastian Cabot. It is? Yeah. He's known. He was the narrator in Winnie the Pooh.

That's okay, yeah. Yeah. And he, this guy had a real legitimate career. He's in the jungle book and, well, I'll tell you, I'm gonna play you a clip because he's one of these fellas who got it into his head that he ought to record an album of Bob Dylan's songs in Spoken Word. Oh, wow. So, he went full Shatner. Well, and funny thing is, this was a year before Shatner. Shatner went full cabin.

Shatner went full cabin. Here we go, this is Sebastian Cabot, speaking to us, the words of Like a Rolling Stone. Once upon a time you dress so fine. You threw the bum's a dime in your prime, isn't you? He sounds like Shatner. People call, say, Freeway, dog, you're bound to fall. You thought they're all kidding you. Used to laugh about everybody that was hanging out.

Ah, you don't talk so loud. Now you, you don't talk so loud. Now you don't seem so proud about having to be scrounging for your next meal. Oh my God. Darling, the treats you bring us on an episodic basis can never be underrated. Well, yeah. I got rolling. I'm glad you said that.

Over it. Didn't you know that Bob Dylan had already sung it? Because that's the thing you always think of, you go, okay, when somebody's saying something that's already been, you know, like where you go, why don't they get Spanish-speaking people to play Spanish-speaking parts and then it's crazy. Yeah. You know, and the only thing, the reason to do a song, a cover song is to improve it.

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in the church basement and I was like, oh should I get it? And then I realize we don't have a, we don't have a record player. Oh my. She can't, you talk about Jacques Keel O'Neil? Yes. He did. He might have. He also. He also. He also. He also. He also. He also. He also. He also. He also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also th. He also th. He also th. He also th. He also th. He also th. He also th. He th. Oh, the th. Oh, tho. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Oh, the. the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. the. the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, player. Oh my gosh. You're talking about Shaquille O'Neal? Yes. Didn't he ever hit song? He did. He might have. He also had a roasting show that was temporarily on. That was a roasting show? Where he would have comedians. Oh, and everybody would roast each other. Why?

Why? Why? Was it called skills? It's fun. Yeah, but why should you kill O'Neal? My husband and I roast each other at night. Oh, you do? Yes, I do. You guys just trade barbs and insults. Yes, yes, because we know each other so well. That's the funniest part. Yeah.

What happened? Are you allowed to do some on him? Oh, I say, I say, your, your testicles are uneven. And the reason I know the reason I know that is because I've seen other testicles. But then he knows that that's a lie because not even a good because all testicles are an even. That's what he told me. Is that right? Mine are perfectly so. Okay. It's almost's almost disconcerting. It's like a mad magazine fold out. You know what I mean? And truthfully if you do fold them out, there is an image

to be found, but I won't go into it. Sebastian Cabot was in a show called The City that forgot about Christmas. He was in family affair and he was in the Schlitz Playhouse of Stars. Let's have Drake your Slits. Everybody out there drink your slits. Oh that's good barley pop. Yeah. Paul Perkerni as Sanchez was in a movie called Operation Secret. That's a terrible code name for an operation. Operation Operation Operation. Operation don't tell anybody about this please. What's the alcohol content on Schleitz? I believe it is. I'm reading here that it's 80% alcohol, 20% Schleitz, whatever that is. What is Schlets? I don't know. I'd like to know where they source it from.

He is in a movie called The Man Who Died Twice, but I read the synopsis of it and it does not seem to be about a man who died twice at all. It just seems to be about a man who doesn't even die the one time. He was in, he's one of these guys who lived long enough to be in shows that we might have watched. He was in Trapper John M.D. Reunited with Pernell Robert. Oh yeah, and Family Fair. I've seen Family Fair. Oh, you have. Yeah. Paul Pocurney was also into Incredible Hulk. Oh, he was in an episode where Hulk is working at a department store. Oh, yeah. I'm going to run to that episode. Yeah, it's an episode. What? Well, every episode to remember, Hulk takes on some of them, who you farmhand? Yeah, like mowing lawns, fixing and all that. This one he worked in the barber. I have got to see that. It does sound like a good one. And Paul Pocurni had a regular job on the Untouchables. Is that right? Yeah. Wow. Then we got. to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.ouchables. Is that right? Yeah. Wow. Then we got to, but he was

not in Slits Playhouse of Stars. Drink up. He wasn't in Slits playhouse the Stars. Oh, yeah. Now that you mention it, I do taste less. Yeah. Silly you love. What? You okay? I just drained it. Oh no! Oh, you're gonna regret that. Oh, boy. We got more coming. Celia Lovsky as Dona Teresa Esperanza. This was the old lady that pops up at the end. She was the wife of Peter Lorry. Isn't that right? Oh, in real life. And her Spanish was a, with a little bit of German. So it was second double, Cara de Céboye, with German.

Now you're from Spermany. You've got to be. You've got to be from Spermany with that accent. Franklin Delano Roosevelt planned per harbor. There's a consistent thing to the text of your... What? I don't know what it is. Look, I can't even tell you what I'm saying. Peter Lorry, the famous actor who was in such films as Casablanca, the Maltese Falcon and Muscle Beach Party. Also CBS's television show Climax where they did the first James Bond. Oh was he in that episode? She played La Sheafe. My goodness

Leshie. Yeah, what a... Stilia Lovsky, by the way, was also, she played to pao, the ruler of the planet Vulcan on Star Trek. Also the namesake of the band Tapow. Do you remember the 80s band? I do remember the 80s band. What did they sing? I think they played they sing skills was their big song. I'll look it up you know me I'm good for looking things. You look that up. They sang here it is. Tapal. Give me love, give me heart and song. Oh, yeah. This is our wedding song. Oh, you know. Oh, yeah. This is our wedding song. Oh, you're kidding me!

Wow. My husband and I... Well, my husband, um, this is one of the most emotional episodes for me is because my husband dances for me at night. He dances for me. And, um, Is this how you know his testicles are uneven?

And, um, it, it's, it's so wonderful. He just, what, oh, now it's the place of the scene. He pulls off his pants up to, like his, his, his chest, like, up to his little teats a male man teats and and and he just dances to our in the soul. Oh my god every night he does that. He makes full eye contact. That's just what happens in this episode of Bonanza. Boy they let us really spend a long time watching the fellow dance for a woman. And I can't I can't dance so I do. I do have one. I do have one. I do have one. I do have one of the the. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to have the to have the to have the to have the to have. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I do have. I do have. I do have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Bonanza. Boy, they let us really spend a long time watching a fellow dance for a woman. And I can't dance, so I do have one of those long dancing skirts. It's called a single threat skirt. So you, because if you only do one thing and dancing, is it one of them? You're a single threat. Wait, wait. Okay, I get it. So which, which threat. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, I get it. So, which, which threat can you do?

Talk? Oh, conversation is your threat. Oh, you should go down and breakfast and your breakfast is in bed. What? Celia Lovsky on TV was in something called Johnny Stacato. She was in something called Target, calling the Corruptors. Again, giving it away. Yeah.

Here's who we're after. The Corruptors. She was in Goodyear theater and slits playhouses. Oh, darn. OK. My second. You're having your shaking slits, careful now. We also had a fellow named Ned Weaver.

Ned Weaver played Judge Blayton. He was, uh, he was in the Shaggy Dog, the Fiend who walked the West and Schlitz Playhouse Stars. Okay. This is my third. Brother. And the last actor we're gonna talk about was Mike Ragon who played High Card Smith. This fellow. This fellow. third. Brother. And the last actor we're going to talk about was Mike Ragon, who played Hot Card Smith. This fella, his born name was Holly Bain. And he was a Hollywood makeup artist who did makeup on the Wizard of Oz. No kidding. Yep, and then he did some acting, and then he went back to makeup and he was the makeup artist on Welcome Back Cotter and Barney Miller and Fish.

So he's right, I mean... That's a real era of situation comedies there. Yeah, but this is the fellow who made a vagoat look so good week after week on fish. On TV he was in Whirliebirds, Sergeant Preston of the Yukon, and Schlitz Playhouse Stars. That's our last, finish your slits, that's it. It is true enough that for actors in the 50s, appearances on Schlitz Playhouse stars were compulsory. Wow. You was not like you got to join the Israeli army when you come of a certain age. That's exactly what it is. I should

start a playhouse. You're gonna start a playhouse. I want to start a playhouse. You seem a little tipsy right now. Oh no no no no no no no no no. You do see. I know what I'm talking about. Don't silence my song. Oh no of course not. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You do. I know what I'm talking about. Don't quiet me. Don't silence my song. Of course not. No, I just would say it. I just let you know you begin to seem a little drunk. Well, all right. Let's start talking about this episode.

I'm taking us on task, cracking and whip. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors, like when our estrogen levels drop during menopause, causing the risk of heart disease to go up. Know your risks. Visit heart and stroke. toe. So, okay. This is a very, episode of 121, uh, season 121, episode 21, I am drunk.

I am too. Yeah, since the episode, Spanish Grant, it starts off. Oh no, wake up, wake up everybody, wake up, wake up. He's that jump. We start out on a lovely farm where there's a married couple in their farm and then some Spaniards right up on horses and they say, get out of here, you can't be on this land anymore. Is it three Spaniards on horses with guns that come up to him? I don't know.

It's more than one. But anyways, the fellow who says, I ain't leaving, even though this is property Maria Lequesta, they tol, thu, thu, thu, th, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thui, thui, thuil, thuil, thuill, thuil, thuil, tho, tho, thu, thu, tho, tho, tho, tho, is th, is th, is th, is th, is tho, is tho, is tho, is tho, is tho, is tho, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thii. thi. thee, thi. thi, thi Maria Lequesda, they tell him, he comes at the guy with an axe. Now that was just not a good plan. No. Now man is on a horse with a gun and you pick up an axe off a wood pile. Yeah. It ain't gonna go your way. It sure ain't.

And then we later learned that his wife is pregnant, and I feel like I understood that he was he didn't want to take on the responsibilities of family he knew he's going to die and that was his plan oh this was this was suicide by Spaniard is what it was he he want to get out because there's no way you can't you're not going to win bring an axe to a gunfight so sure enough he is shot dead Goddam it and she doesn't seem too upset really not to you. You you you he is shot dead, goddammit. And she doesn't seem too upset really. Not too. No. She's very well spoken. Very well spoken. Very, you know, calm as a cucumber. Yeah. Well the cartwrights heard that shot. All four of them happen to be out riding and they heard that shot and they came over there

to the Logan Farm and Ben says is he badly hurt and she says he's dead and very casually well he's dead and that's Mary Logan but and now they're saying no these Spanagers is gonna kick us off our land and Ben Cartwright is like well yeah laws on their side I don't know what to tell you he's like he he starts off from that position of Spanier's can take your land if they want to. And they don't mention the fact that the land was originally native indigenous. This is about a Spanish noblewoman Maria de la Quista who has a gigantic land grant, which includes even part of the Ponderosa. Oh shit,

could you say her full title and name? Yeah I've wrote it down. Isabella Maria Inez Castro Castro. Oh man. Well you are hammered. I like to see it. I mean just just full disclosure I had a case of slits before you guys even got over here because that's my breakfast yeah. Oh, you did. Oh, you thrown. th to see it. I mean just just fool disclosure. I had a case of slits before you guys even got over here because that's my breakfast. Yeah. Oh. So I also been having some just emotional times. I'm going to say something to any people who are Spanish speakers out in our audience, but I'm going to say it in English accent. You don't need to understand what it is.

They are saying because it is part of the acting style. Also, just take a look in the basement of comet pizza. That's on, that's on. Man, there is something. There's a common thread there. I don't know what it is thematically. But, all right, so now Ben goes to see the sheriff, and he wants a common thread there. I don't know what it is thematically. But all right, so now Ben goes to see the sheriff, and he wants to talk to the sheriff and just say, hey man, there's a problem here with the Spaniards

taking over all this land that white folks have sweated on. And in there is a don't senior Luger Luga. This is Sebastian Cabot. And he, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, thin, there's, there's, there's there's thin, thin, thin, thee. thee. there's is a thee. there's there's a there's a there's, there's, there, there's Don Signor Luga. This is Sebastian Cabot and he's got, this is, he's just one of those gentlemen who lose on his beard every morning. And he's his, it's the Lequestion Land Grant and it's his niece is the heiress to the Lequestion Rand grant. And, uh, because she's a descendant of one of the noblest families in all of Spain. And so she is entitled to all this land and these guys are driving people off there. Now, uh, then we go to, and Ben is just like, well, okay.

And then we go to, uh, see, your Luga bursting in on his niece who is in an amorous scene with the fellow we just saw killing. Well, uh, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, San, the guy, the guy, San, San, the guy, San, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh fellow we just saw killing. With the guy, Sanchez. Sanchez, the guy's a Spanjured who shot the axe-willed fella. In the hotel room that every woman stays in. Or Sanchez. Sanchez. Sanchez. I need this one.

Yep. And he, uh, Luga says, oh Sanchez. What are you doing with Sanchez? He is the darling of the barroom girls. And this is when he lays out something that's very important in this episode, where he basically says to her like, I need you to stay hidden in this hotel room at all times because we need people to believe that you are a noblewoman.

And if they take one look at. Like it just even a glimpse of you and your and your slutty ways and how you behave will the whole jiggle be up. Yeah, right? What's wrong with wanting to watch a man dance? No noble woman would ever do it. No way. Never have not that kind of dance. He was wearing very figure-shaped pants. Have you that's what my husband wears? Those are the kind of dance, he was wearing very figure-shaped pants. Have you to do? That's what my husband wears? Those are the kind? Those pants made me very uncomfortable.

They're like if you took fishing waiters and shrunk them in the dryer, you know? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It made me uncomfortable. They're very seductive. Oh my. Yeah, oh, well, now we hit on back to the Ponderosa Branch, and all four of our regular cart rides are there,

and they decide, they're trying to figure out what to do about this problem, and they decide that two of them are gonna go to Monterey and investigate the paperwork to find out if the land grant is legitimate. And then the other two is gonna if the land grant is legitimate. And then the other two is going to file a suit here in Virginia City, some sort of an injunction. They're getting real into the weeds on legal stuff and records.

Records, gotta go and speck records? The most John Grishamie episode of Bonanza ever got. It's unbelievable. And at some point, it's Little Joe who well we're gonna find out if that Maria de la Questa is who she says she is. Now that's an incredible hunch he has there. He just has this hunch that maybe maybe it's an imposter. Isn't that something? Yeah. Where do you come up with that? But now? So this is like, you know how I was so excited when all four of the car rights was in this episode. I know, I mean to hear that, all four of them. They are there. Nobody had to take a week off. Right. But they dispatched two of them to Monterey

to do a deep dive into the record books, land grants. And I thought to myself, well that's a different way to get rid of them. Usually it'll be something like they, you know, I think probably what happens, they say, let's say, hey everybody, let's do an episode of Bonanza. And Little Joe says, no, I have taken too much time off from the car wash. I got to do it. And Hall says, yeah, me too. I got to go in the quarry. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. th. th. they say, they's probably, they's probably, they's probably, they's probably, they's probably, they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. the. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. they say, okay, fine, we'll just come up with some excuse. But this time they say, we're gonna make your reason for leaving integral to the story. Oh boy. But, and they almost did, except they're gone for the whole episode

to find out if the land grant was legitimate, and then they come back in the end to say, yeah, it wasn't it was it was it was it was it was....... It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't. It wasn't, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. the, it wasn't. the, it wasn't. they wasn't. the, it wasn't. the, it. they, it. they, it. they, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. the, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. the, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. the, it. the, it. the, it. the, it. the, it. the, it. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their, it's. their, it's, it's, it's, their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their? No, it sure wasn't. Well, and they just found out, it's like they had a nice trip. And that's what I do with my real estate company is I make a lot of paperwork filing with the state local, national, and I scrapbook it. And it's just, it's just a clock eater. Oh, wow. And it always turns on, oh no, somebody else owns it, as Coldwell bankers, you know, represent, oh no, okay. And then I just glue it in my, a page, a new page in. Wow.

And then what happens typically in the end, does the person who sweated on the property end up inhabiting it? No. Oh, I see. Okay. But, but in, but in in in in in in in in in in in, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, but in, the, the, the, th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the, the, th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, th. the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. te. toda. te. tho. tho. tho. the. th. Oh, I see. Okay, but in the meantime, you've made yourself a beautiful trip. Well, I've had a wonderful, like a circular experience where you begin at the same place where you end. Oh, my God. No one has anything and nothing has happened. Beautiful. Time is a flat circle. The simplicity of a circle. Excuse me. Time is a flat circle. The simplicity of a circle. Excuse me. Time is a flat circle. Timer is a flaty circle. I have a quick question.

When you are sweat squatting, what if someone else comes in sweat squats? Do you have to put like a little rain gauge below you and drip into it and whoever sweats gets the... Well, the great thing you're about sweat squats is that you can't possibly be in the same the same in the same in the same in the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the most gets the. Well, the great thing you're about sweat squats is that you can't possibly be in the same place at the same time to people at once unless they're piggybacking on you. So they'd have to piggyback. Oh.

And that would mean you allowing them to pay. And my, you know, I have never seen that happen. Oh, I hope never seen that happen. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. A piggyback sweat squat. Could you imagine? I mean, that sounds like one of those like, they would teach that in law school.

Yeah, because you're on a strode doing a piggyback sweat squat. And I mean, that's something for the law books. Yeah, they're, yeah, right. It's just a puzzler. It's a, it's a Kobe-Barris. Sweaty versus Ferguson. Yeah, it's one of them. Sweaty versus Ferguson, did you say?

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what's happens in this scene, I don't know. She seems, who cares? But the next thing that happens is she goes, she just can't help herself. She sneaks out of her hotel room and she goes to some bar, which is the most bizarre, like David Lynch couldn't have dreamed it up. It's a bar where nobody is talking, not a word, nobody's speaking a word. Nobody's moving, some are standing, some are sitting, but there's one man in a pair of pants that comes up to his chest and a pair of high-heeled dancing shoes, and he all by himself is dancing there in the middle of the floor and she, whose name is, thank you, Isabella Maria Inez Castro de la Quista, sits down at a table by herself and he is dancing personally just for her and she just watches him

and it goes on for a long, long time. And he is not particularly skilled at this time of dance. I beg to differ. Oh, I'm sorry. Because I thought watching him, I thought, oh, I can imagine how this is supposed to be. I beg to be from what I'm saying. A big to the effort that he is a good answer. It's so good. It's so good.

Brun. Okay, well, that argument wins, I guess. And then Adam shows up and he spies on it. Adam is just watching from the wings over there, just kind of watching a whole thing play out. And then at some point, Isabella Maria Inez Castro, DeLiquesta gets up and joins him and it becomes very amorous. She also is not particularly skilled at this style of dance, but the, and it ends, the dance ends in almost a kiss.

Yeah, they break reason into each other. And she's sitting down because she's not a dancer. Yeah, right. But it's clear she's horny. That's, that, yeah. We understand that. Yeah, she's humid. Adam confronts her.

But wait, is this before High Card comes up? I don't know. Adam confronts her, but wait, is this before High Card comes up? I don't know. Adam Confronts her, he says that, oh yeah, he says sweat entitles you to land and no Spanish lady ever behave the way she did and blah blah blah and it looks like they're getting some romance. But oh is this back at the hotel? Yeah, uh-huh. And then the Luga sees Adam go. And then we've got a scene between Luga, Senior Luga, and Isabel Maria Inez Castro de Luesta. Nice. And she says, hey, because he's like, what are you doing consortium for one of these cart rights? They're big problem in our scheme to take all this land. She says, let's get the cart rights on our side. And she says, oh, he goes, you've learned to handle men

to perfection, and she says, I didn't have much choice. Oh, oh. And Adam, Adam speaks to her and says, Hasta Luego, is that, is he doing what you're talking about? Or it's the opposite. No, it's the opposite. He has not taken Carada the language classes in that he that he that he language classes and that he makes no attempt at any accent at all. When you're speaking Caradish Siboria Spanish, you're always, almost all focused on the

accent. It's only the accent. The Clintons killed Vince Foster. Well, that's true. But wait, I forgot to say after the flamenco performance, yeah, this fellow High Card Smith comes up. And he knows. He recognizes Elbel Maria Castorquesta as Rosita Morales.

He says, hello. Rosita Morales, dancing girl, hello, Rosita Morales, dancing girl from a bar room in San Francisco, a CD bar in San Francisco. And I was so confused for so long because Adam is standing there at a distance, but I guess he didn't hear this. I guess not. Now, it just goes to show you that the more names you have,

the more respectable you are. So that Countess ladies got them all. And Rosita, thos, thos, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you really really really really really really really really, you, you, you, the th. You, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, th. th. th. thi, thi, thee, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. thee. thee, thee, the more respectable you are. So that countess ladies got them all. And then Rosita Morales, two names. You really just unseasonably horny. So yeah. So yeah. But now, you can't say that she's unseasonably horny because you got the seasonal blindness.

You know what I said? Didn't I just say she was horny? Oh, isn't that interesting? Oh, that's, yeah. Isn't that crazy? It's a real problem. Yeah, yeah, but this threw me off for the whole episode because I thought Adam overheard and the gig was up, but he didn't hear. Oh, he didn't hear. Anyway, oops, daisy.

So now we got, Ben and Adam at him at Ponderosa, and Ben is saying again he says no Spanish, no great Spanish woman ever danced like that in a bar. So they're awful suspicious and then you got Adam and Rosita out riding horses and again and she's like I'm tired of riding this horse and Adam goes I thought all great Spanish ladies knew how to ride. So he's just poking holes left right. They're really not adhering to any stereotypes in this. Never, never. Yep. Yep. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. And I th. And I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they they're they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I th. I tho tho tho tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I they're they're they're really not adhering to any stereotypes in this. Never, never.

Yep. And she, they have a kiss now. And as soon as they kiss, I said, well, this woman's going to die. She will, we'll be burying her. And is this a sand where he says, oh, look at the ranch that's empty? Uh, almost, that's empty? Uh, almost. Where she's standing on where that fellow was shot. That's just right.

Now, so she's trying to get Adam on her side, and he's trying to get her on his side. And so he takes her to the Logan ranch where that fella came at that Spanjured with an axe and got himself shot to death. And he's trying to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to the to to trying to say look how terrible this is. You'll never enjoy this land. There'll be too much blood on it. That's the idea for my new tour company which is Wake Up Tours. You escape the fantasy of your middle class prosperous life in the United States and you go to the source of what's made it possible for you to have an upper middle class life in the US so we go to China and we see the factories that make our beautiful shoes

and the mountains of shoe inserts that have destroyed for us and the toxic fog that covers the city. And then we always end up, the last city of the tour is always our Scottsdale, Arizona. Why? Scott Stale, Arizona. Because Global War! We don't have to, there's, we stay outside is a, a tent and there's no air conditioning. And then you just go, wow, I wanna live back in my world

where it was a real dream. So that helps people appreciate what they have in their- Where they go, you know, it's, wake up. Yeah, wake up. You said you want to go to China, well, here you are. Yeah, well, that's just what Ben does to Rosita Morales. I can now call her, thank goodness. He says, he goes here, look, look, face it, murder has enabled you to have this land.

That's right. She seems real upset. And he enabled you to have this land. That's right. She seems real upset and he says you'll never enjoy this land. There'll be too much blood on it. God knows you can't enjoy land that anybody's ever bled on, right? Oh yeah. Can't do it. Ridiculous. I can't enjoy land unless somebody. Yeah.

Blood is the most effective fertilizer. Blood is. There's a real. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. the. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. effective fertilizer. Blood is, yeah. There's a real quick scene where other than, sorry, semen, because it's truly fertile, but oh yeah, right. There's a screaming and shooting. There's a real quick scene of screaming and shooting, and we understand that that's more Spanier's running more people off their land. Sanchez tells Luga that the southern section is all cleared up, but then High Card Smith comes in. And now High Card Smith is going to blackmail, uh, Senior Luga, because he's, I know who your lady is.

I know she's Rosita Morales. And he hands over a bunch of money Luga does to High Card Smith. And I'll be back for more. And Luca says, well, he needs to be killed, right? Oh, yeah. He tells Sanchez, you know, I paid him the one time, but I think here too forward you should kill him. And Sanchez says, understood. And now we get to Hop Sing and Ben at Ponarosa cleaning weapons, because Ben, he doesn't expect any trouble, but he just wants to be ready, because he's now Ben is, he's flip-flopped on this. He's kind of saying like, man, I can't just stand by watch people lose their land to an old

perfectly legitimate land grant, which I agreed in the early scene was held the sway of law. But now he's flip-flopped, and gosh, I just don't know what to think now. Ben's been on both sides of the issue. What side should I be on? I don't know. But he's willing to accept money? Oh, haven't got to that yet? Who Ben? Yeah, doesn't he take it? Or no, give money? Well, so now, this is when, is this when, uh, yeah, what's his name? High Card Smith now comes here. And he's looking for more money. This guy, High Card Smith was about to have best life in the world.

Getting regular bribes from Senior Luga and regular bribes from Ben Cartwright for information. He decides to sell him some information. He gets a, Ben gives him a pouch. It seems like a valuable pouch. Yeah, it's got to be coins, but it could be. He to just to just to just to just just just just just just just just just just just just to just the to just just just just just just the the the the to just to just the the to just the the to just the to just the to just to just to the to just to to to to to the the the to to the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. theck. theck. theck. thi. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. theck got to be coins, but it could be marbles for all the now. It could be, he could have just gave them marbles. Figurines.

Figurines, little figurines. Oh, maybe that's right. Maybe Ben, it's a Yadro figurine of a little, a little scrimshawl figurine. Oh, if it's a yadro figurine of a 1920s fellow playing golf. Okay. Yeah. It's settled then. That's what he pays high cardsmith, which it would have been worth a lot because it's 1860.

So to have a 1920s man playing golf, it's like what, I mean, it's comes from the future. And he reveals, he tells all, Rosita Morales was a dancing girl in a CD barroom in San Francisco and she's got a father named Pedro Morales who runs a store in Los Altos. And Ben says, all right, I need you to hang out until the trial. There's going to be a trial where we're going to have a hearing and we're going to expose Rosita Morales as a fraud and I need you here for that. And Smith, it says he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's going he's going he's going he's going he's going he's going he's going he's going to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's going to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. the. the. a fraud, and I need you here for that. And Smith, it says he's going to come here for further payments. Now, who is it?

Ben and Adam is going to head to Virginia City and they're going to talk to Signor Luga, but on the way they find High Card Smith dead in the road. He'd been killed. Oh, I had told I didn't identify Kai Kai Kartsmith and it was like a dead guy. I had had too much slits. I just thought, I thought, oh who's that guy? And I just kept watching. Snitches get stitches get drunken ditches.

Slitches get ditches. You shouldn't watch Bonanza and drink because you want to catch every single moment. These stories are complex because things happen in these stories that seem extremely important and turn out not to be at all. No, you blink and like a hundred things happen. Yeah, and you shouldn't watch bananas and drink slits because you want to taste every moment of slits, you know, without distractions. Without distractions, absolutely. You know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and you, I, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, these stories, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. These stories, thi sa, thi sa, thia, thi. These stories, thi want to be distracted. Without the distraction, you're trying to follow a story.

You know, like, I'll tell you, for instance, it, I'm sorry that you missed that that was high card smith because the fact that he died had no impact on the story at all. This, this changes every nothing. It didn't matter. He was not going to be an integral part of that trial in any case. So Sanchez busts in on Rosita and it's getting a little rapy. And then she runs out and she finds the cart rights in the hall, this is back at the hotel. And Pedro Morales, what bought? Oh, this is where we learned, Pedro, oh, she says, okay.

Ben says, we know all about Pedro Morales, your father, and she says, oh, he bought me from some Indians when my family was massacred. Wow. Right? So she's trying to say, I am this great Spanish noblewoman, and my family was slaughtered, and Pedro Morales bought me from the Indians and raised me to be a whore in a bar in San Francisco, but in reality I am... Damn it now, I gotta find that. Yeah, we can't. I don't know who you're talking about yet.

Isabel Marie-Leste L'Erelique-Leste L'Ereste. In reality I am ro-Vall-Vall-Vall-Vall. Valerie Plain, Valerie Plain, that is a deep cut, but look it up. Not as deep as Mitch Foster. But anyways, yeah, we'll, uh, where was it? Okay, so that's, she believes it. Now we learn that she actually believes that she is Anastasia. No, not Anastasia. The other name. Right? This is the Anastasia story.

Who, I don't know the story of Anastasia. No. No. No. story. Who's the, I don't know who you mean? You don't know the story of Anastasia? No, the other name, I don't know who you're talking about. Me neither. So, uh, I lost my place here in my notes. Oh, we're getting to the clip I want to show you pretty soon, pretty soon. So Ben. Sometimes I lose my lose the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place I'm reading the Bible at night, and I just start making

up stuff. And then I get back into it because it's pretty, some of the stuff I think of is pretty consistent with what the Bible thinks. It's almost like I'm the word of God. Oh boy. I don't know, I shouldn't say that all loud. Well, I mean, we're all thinking it. Yeah, that's one of the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, tho. Yeah, tho. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, the the thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, tha. Oh, tha. Well, I mean, we're all thinking it. I say like, put a wheels on a cross. Yeah, wait for somebody else to say it about you.

You know what I mean? Right, right. You know what I mean? And so I'll say it. You're the word of God. Thank you. Thank you. Can I quote that or maybe get a we do a gift and then over and over. Anyways, it might take

about a half hour from my social media. I'll provide it as a quote a jacket copy on your Bible. Are you still putting out your own Bible? With dust jackets? Yes. Yes. It's a dust jacket. There we go. Oh, yeah. Now the Bible, my Bible comes out and it's just one big chapter and it's all called Esther. And it's just Esther's story because that's the best one. I don't know. What happens to Esther? What she did?

She's in a beauty contest. Really in the Bible? Yes, and the rich guy picks her, but he doesn't know that she's Jewish. He doesn't know it. And she's like, oh my God, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the girl, I girl, I girl, I girl, I girl, I girl, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th th. I th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And it's th. And it, and it's th. And it's th. And it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's all, and it's all, and it's all, and it's th. And it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, th. And it, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. thi. the th. th. the the that she's Jewish. He doesn't know it and she's like oh my god I'm tell me I'm just because he's gonna kill all the Jews and she says okay and then she finally gets to the courage she goes oh my god and she says I'm Jewish and then he finally to the king who she's married and he says I didn't know Jews were so hot and then, then, um, he doesn't kill him. How much of this is, it's true. And then the kill, then he kills a bunch of other people instead.

Oh, well, at least he's good. Okay, at least he killed. So he decides, he says, because Jews have the potential to be so hot, I'm not going to kill any of them. Well, this this women this women women women women this women, this women, this women, this women, this woman, the women, the women, them. This woman is so beautiful. I love her and these are all her family and friends. And I mean, it's just sort of, I mean, I drew pictures in my Bible so you see how pretty she is? And like she has an hourglass figure. And she's got junk in the trunk and then she's got, you know, like 35, 1872. Those are the measurements. 35, 18, 172. Those are the trunk and then she's got you know like 35 1872.

Those are the measurements? 351872. That's perfect. Wow. I mean that's like one of the modern wine decanters that's real flat on the bottom and it gets real thin at top. Wow. She is sexy. Man, that sounds like it. That's why he didn't kill her! She don't got just junk in the trunk. She's got camping equipment and tools and whatever else she needed.

Survivalist gear, food stores. Wow. Fantastic, that's some trunk. American pickers. Well now, Ben sends Adam to go find Pedro Morales. And, uh, so that's some trunk. American pickers. Well now, Ben sends Adam to go find Pedro Morales. And so that's what happens. And then, oh, but then another incredible thing, there's a scene between Senior Luga and Sanchez. And Luga says, well, I guess now Adam Cartwright's gonna go visit Pedro

Morales. Incredible hunch. There's some amazing hunches in this episode. How do he know that it it that it that's is is is is is is is is is is is is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is going that's. Incredible hunch! There's some amazing hunches in this episode. How do you know that was going to happen? But this is what and so Sanchez says, well, I'm going to go that way and I'm going to get them because they can't have Pedro Morales admitting that I raised up Rosita Morales and it's she ain't the loquesters. And, but, and so now we have a confrontation in the stable. Do you know, can you tell me, where where, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, tho, tho, tho, thee. thee, thee, tho, tho, thee, thee, thee, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, tham, San, San, tham, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, th. San, th. San, th. San, th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. San, the, the the the the the the thrue. Sanchez, tha. Sanchez, Sanchez, Sanchez, Sanchez, Sanchez, the the thi. Sanchez, Sanchez, Sanchez. Sanchez. Sanchez. Sanchez. Sanchez. thee. the stable. Do you know, can you tell me, where this stable is? Is this a stable down by? Where is this stable? It's in Virginia City?

Oh, friend, I don't know. I don't know where in the world they were. But it doesn't matter. I'm going to play this for you because it is another one of these fantasmagogical stable fights. Here we go we got Sanchez and we got Adam Cartwright okay. No one. It starts their fight starts with a horse blanket to the face. And now we see some real wrestling. Yeah Adam's got some fancy footwork in this. Oh there's a knife. Oh there's a knife. Adam gets a knife

away. Punches. More putting, they both fall down on that one. Here comes the rope. Oh. He's just slapping him with a rope. Adam gets it away. Whoa. Oh, here's the fancy. Tumbling around in the hay. Yeah, this is. Oh, this is, what do you call? Gotta have a name for that wrestling world. That's a hello sailor. He looks at that thing, he picks up a rubber. Yeah, why do they have a, oh yeah, it sure is. Yeah, why do they have a, oh, and I forgot this ends with him flying up a horse's ass, and disappearing into the horse.

That is the most amazing way for a fight to end is the man just gets kick thrown into a horse stable and trampled to death. It looks like he disappears inside the horse. Maybe that's what happened. I think it did. It's Jonah and the horse was so upset, because the horse then, then, then, then, then, th and then, th and then, thoom, thoom, tho, tho, tho, th, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi.. And, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, the tho, tho.. It's Jonah and the whale. No wonder the horse was so upset because the horse then is in there going like, what the heck bought that? Yeah, because a whole man just went up his asshole. That would be terrible. Yep. Well, he's dead now. Sanchez is dead. Yeah, there's a stack of um like brown painted rubber sticks. Yeah, it just was a common prop in Westerns and theme park stunt shows, just axe handles. Oh, is that what it is an axe handle?

I think it is. Okay, we've got a pile of rubber axe handles. Yeah. Well, there's a stable man there and Jack says, hey, I'm in a hurry. I'll explain later to the sheriff why a man is dead. Yeah, it was something. But I got to get going. That's called white man law practice. That is some real confidence. We all, uh, white man police. Yeah, I killed a man. I just can't

deal with it right now. Right. I'll explain it later. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Well, Adam runs down to see Pedro Morales, who is he is running a store. the store. But. I'm. Right. Right. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the white. the white. the white. the white. the white. the white. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. White. White. the th. White. the th. White. the th. White. White. that. White. that. White. that. that. that's. White. that's. that's th. White.. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Adam runs down to see Pedro Morales who is he is running a store but he has just the biggest drunk we've ever seen on this show. He literally, he will not speak before getting some money for whiskey. But he has the only real Spanish accent of the entire episode. You can genuinely tell he is Spanish speaking because he doesn't really, I could, you know, I mean maybe they didn't have the money to teach him, you know, the proper I don't speak Spanish accent, but yeah so his was real. real yeah well and he actually says some words in the language of yes he does what did what did he I don't remember

what he says he says not much Esther's beauty contest was rigged but he doesn't say it like someone who speaks Spanish. Yeah, that was wild. He was also, he was filthy that act. They just, they just made him filthy and drunk. And I don't know how he'd run a store, man, I tell you. But anyway, Ben finds out what he wants to find out for, or Adam does, doesn't he? What is it the Pedro reveals in this scene here? He says, a year ago a man came to ask about her, he'll talk for whiskey five years ago, an old woman was looking for a little girl. All right, well he basically

provides the information they need to find. An old woman who is actually a deal of questions. Mother Teresa. Yeah, Mother Teresa. Wow. And oh, that's right. Don't you, Teresa, they call her. Well then, we go into a scene with a judge, and there's a hearing is delayed, and this is where things really get, this is the third act bog that often happens at episodes of Bonanza. Skip ahead a little bit to where, right? There's just a little bit.

There's a delay and here comes a stage coach. Oh, that's when Joe and the hoss come back and say oh There was no reason for us to have gone anywhere. Yeah, how's things going here? And And then and then old lady shows up. Mm-hmm. Old lady says I am a deliquesestra, but she is somehow not entitled to the land grant. She herself because she is the aunt of the supposed deliquester that Rousida Morales is. And she has been brought there to say, do you recognize this girl as your grandniece or not? And then they have a weird, she said, well, leave us alone. And everybody clears the courtroom. And it's just the old lady and the young lady. And the old lady, it seems like she's going to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, the to to say, the the to the to be to be the to be the to be the the the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the girl, the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they.e.e, they.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. they.e. they. the, the, the, their, the courtroom and it's just the old lady and the young lady and the old lady it seems like she's gonna say you are my grandniece I can tell from your neck didn't she inspected her neck yes she that's actually a good you

need to take pictures of your loved ones next so that if there is any sort of emergency you could identify them yeah that's she says your tilt your head back I want to get a good look at your throat and she she th and she th and she th and she th th th th th th th. the the th. the th. the the the the th. th. the th. the the the the the the the. the. the's the. the's thr-s. they. She's the. She's the. She's the. She's the the. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' theeeeeeeeee. the. thee the the head back, I want to get a good look at your throat. And she goes, yeah, that's the deliquester throat line. That's like the Habsburg lip or the hawk nose of the Medici. Yeah, it's a famous family line. Famous throat. But then when they're alone, she says to her, I tell you why I don't think you can be a deelqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq... the the the the the the the the you you you you you you you the you you you th. you can be you can be the you can be the you can be you can be you can't you you can't you the you can't you can't you can't you can't you you you you you the you the you the you the you the you the you the you the you the you the you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you you you you you the the the the the the the the the the th...... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's the th. the th. the the the the th. the the the be a deliquestra. All of the deliquesras are generous. It's a family tree. It's a genetic tree.

It's a genetic generosity. And they would not take the land that these people have sweated on. Oh, wow. And she calls everybody in, she says, well, that's it. The young, Rosita Morales says, I guess I'm not a Spanish noble woman, so I'm going to head on back to San Francisco to that barroom that I have cried about and expressed was so horrific, such a horrific. There's only two choices for her. Sex work. Sex work or being extraordinarily wealthy and noble. Yeah.

That's it. It's just them too. But then the weird part is they say to the old lady, how'd you know she wasn't your grand niece? She says, well, makes you think I did, I don't think she's my grandniece. Who knows? This lady's plain God. Yeah.

She just says, I don't know. And that's the end. That's the end of the episode. We actually don't know if Rosita Morales is brashabaloo. Could have been. Sometimes I do that after fights with my husband. I just, I see. I don't, I don't know and you don't know. And then I just walk off into the distance. Yeah. And then you don't, because you don't have to know to just know that, I'll probably just do a tour around the cul-de-sac and I'll come back. Oh, yes. You're not going all the way to San Francisco. I'm not going to San Francisco.

Now, this is the story of Anastasia. Sometimes on Bonanza they just they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was the they was their they is the story of Anastasia. Sometimes on Bonanza they just go ahead and say, I'll take that story for myself. Anastasia, there was a Russian family that was all murdered, and they was the royal family, but the one escaped, and nobody ever knew what happened to her. And then many years later, she came forward with some fellow named Rasputin, and says, that's me, I was her. Rara, Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen. There was a cat who really was gone.

Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine. I forget. Keep talking. It's the best song ever written. I don't know that song. I don't know right either. And in the end, there's one old lady who is able to say, you know, let's bring her to the old lady who knew the child Anastasia. And then there, but I believe also that was inconsequential. In the story of Anastasia, then, the old lady says, hey, if you're not Anastasia, don't ever tell. they, they, they, they, they, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, than, th. than, th. th. th. that, that, th. th. to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to of you being her to her being dead and it

but so we don't know what there's there ain't no proof now now in those days they didn't have that DNA testing that Moripovich has access to you now and you find out who's your father that's a much the real ending is a much better ending where the and embraced the young lady yes you're right the bananza episode took it a step backwards in quality the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to the to to to the to the to the to to the the the the the to the the the the to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te of te of te of tent. te. te. te.e.e. ten.end.ean.n. tean.n. tean.n. te. te. te. te. te. te. took it a step backwards in quality. Uncharacteristically of Bonanza. They said that ending was too heartfelt and emotional. We prefer an ending where the woman just goes back to six work. Because she gets she is told that she's simply not genetically generous enough to be. But I've got to accept the word of Bonanza.

Yep. Because even if I don't understand it, it's just that I'm not interpreting it properly. I think that's right. That you just have to go again to the episode, like you go again to the text of the by and you, you have curiosity about it, and if you don't understand it, you just believe......... the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, and you have curiosity about it and if you don't understand it, you just believe. Sometimes our faith is shaken in Bonanza, but that's when we have to recommit to it. Well, something crazy is happening on this screen here. Where do you show us? Oh my.

The disco song by Boniam called Rasputin. I see. Boni M! Boni M! There's a certain man in Russia long ago. He was big and strong in his eyes of claiming glow. Must be a look at him with terror and the fear. But a monster-chicks, he was such a lovely dear. So we've got three women in like Russian dress who are singing up there. And then we've got three women in like Russian dress who are singing up there.

And then we've got a fella down here, I suppose that's a false beard. It's a, it's a long white beard. It's a it's a long white beard. It was a cat who really was gone. I see. It was a shame how he carried on. It was a shame how he carried on. Now just Google Rasputin or Rasputin on top of the pops and you'll get this. Yeah. It's worth seeing it. It is very enjoyable. The singer is not looking at all into the camera at any time and just staring at his feet. He can't be bothered. It is, you listen to song more than once it will stay with you.

Uh yeah. I have a strange feeling they might be just lip-syncing this performance. I hate to make that accusation, but it almost seems that way. What year would this have been? Any idea? Oh, God. Late 70s? Late 70s? Uh, let me see here. Now, if Rosetta Morales, De Leistry had gone to a bar and found

that dancing performance, I might have I might have understood it better. Now this is September 16th 1978. 1978. That's a real beard. I know a long beard when I see one that's real. That one you could yak on it and he would say, ouch. Oh look, he sat down. He just sat down. He had enough. He had enough. He had enough a dance. He. I had the dance. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I the dancing. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that one you could yank on it and he would say ouch oh look he sat down he just sat down he had enough a dancing there's this part the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and what the heck is that I don't know and what's what's crazy is I think if I'm not mistaken this band where would you suspect they're from? Philadelphia. Detroit. Germany. Oh okay

I believe I believe or something like that. These are black folks from Germany singing about a Russian guy. Yeah that's wonderful on a British TV show. What a world we live in. Yeah. Damn it's wonderful. I didn't mean to that. It's wonderful. On a British TV show. On a British TV show. What a world we live in. Yeah. Damn. It's wonderful. I didn't mean to... That's Eurovision. Yeah. Yep. He's barefoot too, isn't he? He sure is. Well, I love this song I really do. Okay, that is a good song. Well, folks, perhaps we'll let that song play us out on this episode of Bananas for Bananza where I'm sorry to report that there's only 410 episodes left of Bananza for us to talk about getting down to the wire.

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Yeah, absolutely. Watch out for demons. Franket Jones, vampires. I'm not supposed to talk about monster killing on this show and I absolutely never do, but I'm beginning to think that Andy Richter is a mummy. All right, folks, well, that's just going to be just about do it. And we will see you next time on next episode of Bananas for Bananza! So on! Bananas for Bananza is brought to you by Andy Daly, with Maria Bamford and Matt Corley, theme song by Matt Corley, with the journeyman, which in this case are Mark McConville, brought to you by Andy Daly, with the journeyman, which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff, and Wade Ryan. Bananasas for Bananza is mixed and edited by Brett Morris and Andy Daly, Matt Gorley,

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