Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #22: “Blood On The Land”

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyDalton, Mutt and Amy are joined once again by the incompetent publisher of books Russell Schein (Paul F. Tompkins), who provides the city slicker’s perspective on Bonanza season 1, episode 22, “Blood On The Land”. In this all male episode of Bonanza, Ben Cartwright is uncharacteristically indecisive, sheep get trash talked a lot and we are introduced to the incredible “jump and hump” fighting maneuver. Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 8/17/2021 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh boy, another hole in Andy Richter's ceiling. I'm bananas for Bonanza. Yeha! Oh boy, another hole at Andy Richter's ceiling. We are in Andy Richter's house and good news, he is fully and completely gone from here. We put all of his belongings out on the front yard with a big sign that said free and there's most of them gone within a couple hours, and he's gone now. And I've taken over the title of the property with my new real estate company, Exodus. What you do is you just stand on the property

and you say a biblical quote, you know, the word of God is providing you a place of rest and we'll give you this land, and that how you get a condo in Destin Florida. Wow! Fantastic! Yeah, hey that's something like that happens in this here episode of Banana Blanza that we're talking about today. Hell I'm gonna try that with this property right now and the fish came forth out of the river with a mouth so gap and you could drive a hole through it. Does that work? It's yours! What? Congratulations to me. Our motto is they got we ain't. I love it. And so it's a land grab. It's called a land grab in real estate. Don't nobody say no more scriptures so that I don't own it anymore. Okay, don't nobody say no more scriptures so that I don't own it anymore. Okay, don't nobody say no more scriptures. That'll be our policy.

Was that a scripture? Oh, it may have been. Hey, let's all silence our phones you guys. All right. Us. Yep, all of us. Well, folks, let me say the, what I say at the beginning of these episodes. Hello friend, come on in. The gate is open wide. Welcome to bananas for bananas. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. to. Yep. to. Yep. Yep. Yep. to. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. to. to. Yep. All. to. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yes. Yes. Yes. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. the. the. the. the. to. to. the. to. the. to. the. the. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. say at the beginning of these episodes. Hello friend, come on in. The gate is open wide. Welcome to Bananas for Bonanza. I'm your host, Alden Wilcox, and you know all about me. And today we're just talking about the best TV show ever, of course, is Bonanza, and

we'll be discussing season one episode, the land, and this episode has everything. It has a 100% all-male cast. At no time is there a woman on screen in any way whatsoever. I'm told by someone close to this production, even the horses were all male. Even the horses. The only thing that's like a woman is the blood. That's right. But we do that is like everywhere, the the the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi that, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like a thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. the the the thoomoomoomorrow. the the the thoomoomorrow.oomorrow. that's thoomorrow. that's thoomorrow. thoomorrow. thoomorrow even that is only like a woman. Yeah, that's right.

But we do that. It's like everywhere all over the place. Yeah, so I've heard. Well, there's gunfire. This episode also has the best stunts we've ever seen on this show. 100% the best stunts. And we've got some cartwright against cart right fighting, which I like to see sometimes it mixes things up.

We got sheep, sheep, and more sheep. So much sheep. And also in this episode, you know, oftentimes we've talked about this before, that, you know, they shot on a soundstage and on location. And the flipping back and forth in this episode between soundstage and location is stunning. And seamless. It's just like I mean a line of dialogue to line a dialogue your inside and your outside it's unbelievable

mid-sentence somehow yep mid-word yeah they've really outdead themselves and we have not so much a guest so much in this episode as a person who is outside right now. Who's been kind of, he's here under pretenses that is false. Folks, you may know that I have an incompetent publisher of books who has published my book. His name is Russell Shine, and we've had him on this show before, but he will never come willingly. The only way to get him here is to make him believe that somehow coming down here is gonna help him get his wife back. His wife went missing, got to be six or seven years ago now. And so what I realized, once we kicked Andy Richter out, and this is our house now, we still have his computer

and I can log into his emails and all that. I says, whoa, this is a good way to get Russell to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to be, to be, the the to be, to be, the the the the the the the the the the this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. the this. this. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to be theean. too. too. too. too. tooo. too. toooe. too. tooe. this. this. this. this. er telling him I was going to use my millions of Twitter and Instagram followers to help get the word out about his missing wife and he says okay. And I gave him the address and he comes down so he's outside right now. Should we bring him in now? Yeah, I just want to say real quick that I enlisted the help of my former partner Press, the store mannequin to just kind of sit up in the attic window with a his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his wife his wife his wife his wife his wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife, should the wife, should the wife, should. should. Should, should. Should, should. Should, should, should, should, should, should. Should, should to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi.e.e.e.e.e.e. their their their their their their their their their their I enlisted the help of my former partner Prist, the store mannequin, to just kind of sit up in the attic window of the wig on to sort of seem like his wife to just get him in the front door. What a good idea of making him say oh my god she's a hero already. Yeah, all right let's bring him in say the man, please bring in the bus. So many three things. Hi Hi Andy, it's Russell. I don't need to, what?

Hi, Dalton. Hi, I'm a, you idiot. Hi, yeah, hi, the cult lady is here too. Oh, I just want to, if you had a chance to look at my version of the Bible. Oh, that's right. It's just, the only thing is different, it's in script. It's just in gold leaf script. It's on the pile, honey. That's. It, to. It, to. It, th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just just just just just just just, it's just, it's just just just just, it's just just, it's just just, it's just just, it's just just, it's just just, it's just, it's just. It's just. It's just. gold leaf script. It's on the pile, honey. Don't worry. I'll get to it eventually. That's a handwritten manuscript, she said. Yeah, you know, I'm used to this now. What are you used to?

It's, you know, I was momentarily surprised. But then of course, I was about to say, Andy Richter, the whole time. I thought he was surprising me, but then it turns out, no, you were surprising me. You've done it so many times. It's like, I don't know. It's about the fourth time we've suckered you down here, I think, 45th. Be honest. Are you starting to like it a little bit? Come on. Come on. Just a little bit. You're good to see us. You're you. You're psychopaths. Oh, stop. That's absurd. You're violent murderers. Nonsense. You might be on a religious crusade for all I know.

Well, I'm also thinking of rewriting the Quran just for, you know, to expand my market base. Oh sure, mess with the Quran. Surefire success. I mean, they're not so precious about that book. include plenty of pictures. the the thure. the thiiiiiiiiiii. tha. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh..... Oh. Oh... Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, they're not too, they're not so precious about that book. Include plenty of pictures. There you go. Of you know who? Well, uh, I, the main reason I wanted you down here, we're doing an episode of Bananas for Bananza. Still? Yeah. What do you believe? It's 431 episodes? No, but no one's listening to this? It's very popular. Yeah. It's extremely popular. People, people, well, because it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well, well, well, well, we, we's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the. It's the their. It's their. their. their, we's their, we's their. their. It's their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the their. their. the the their. the the the the the the the the the their. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. te. te. tell. t. tell. tell. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to this. It's very popular. Yeah. It's extremely popular. People pick, well, because it's the best television show that was ever on television.

We're not talking about Bonanza, we're talking about your show. Well, I'm saying of course our show is popular because that's popular. How many people listen to this? To this podcast? Yeah, that's fair. That's creative but I don't I don't know where are you getting these stats by the way? Stats.com in our hearts. Stats.com in our hearts. Yeah you want to add one? Yeah what do you mean? Yeah what I was just going to say yeah from what I'm. I'm just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the to the th. I was just th. I was just the th. I was just th. I was just th. I was just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was just th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's creative. th. th. that's creative. that's creative. that's creative. that's that's that's that's that's that's that or six podcasts out there, so there's not that much to choose from, so even people that is on the fence about it, are going to love it.

You know, I forget what I'm talking to sometimes and why would I ask a direct question like that. Uh-huh. Yeah. Hey, the reason I wanted to have down possibly diseased bats but in their vampire form. Right, right. And I didn't hear back from them but I'm gonna tell you guys I went to Washington DC and Atlanta because it turns out they put that in Atlanta first time went to DC. Anyways what I did was I went in? Huh what did I pack? Well and skip it? Oh, I don't actually want to know. All right, that's fine, but I did pack

some good stuff. Anyways, I went in there and I had a hard, it turns out a lot of folks at the CDC is vampires, but long and the short of it is I have deputized myself on CDC stationery and I have paid myself a salary from the wallets of the people that was working there and I am now fully deputized by the CDC to hunt bats in the vampire state and I'm keeping a diary and I think it ought to be a book. What do you say? We'll get to that one second. Can I ask you a question I already know the answer to? All right. How many of the people that you encountered keeping of what, you've, you're bat hunting? Yes. Mm-hmm. As a deputy of the Centers for Disease Control. Right, self-deputized. Well, not really, because it is on CDC paper. Yeah. That you wrote on. Letterhead. That I wrote on. So self-deputized. Well, well, not really because it is on letterhead. It's good. Well, yeah, I follow. Yeah, I follow. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bad. Yeah, you're bad. Yeah, you're, you're bad. Yeah, you're bad. Yeah, you're, you're the bad. Yeah, you're the bad. Yeah, you're, you're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bad. Yeah, the the the bad. Yeah, the bad. Yeah, the bad. Yeah, the the the the bad. the bad, the th. th. th. that. the that. the the the the that. the the the the the the the the the that I wrote on. So self-deputized. Why don't you put it on letterhead? It's good. That's right.

Yeah, I follow. I follow. Letterhead. Yeah, letter head. Okay, and so you're going around murdering people and you're writing it down. Is that wise? What are you talking about? Oh man, you continue to differently not understand. this seems like a book that could sell. Okay. True crime is big now, people love it.

I don't. I think that people absolutely would read a list of your murders. Well okay, they're not murders though. Let's just be clear about it. Sure. Because you're talking about it all wrong. It's me taking care of vampires. Okay. And so, well, okay so it starts with bats, you're going after the... I don't know that I'll ever kill a bat. I'm going after them in their vampire now. In the vampire form, right? Which is humanoid. Oh, yeah, right, right. And of course, you accuse them of being a vampire.

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Okay. Oh, boy. You wouldn't believe the letterhead I have. The Hilton Hotel? The Hilton Hotel. Are you a Hilton honors member? I was thinking starting a chain of hotels for Christians. Oh that's a good idea. Finally a plate for Christians to lay their heads. Just called the Red Tents. Oh the red tents. So that women would be separated if they're on their mensees. Oh yeah. And the men would sleep at the Hilton. Yeah.

Why don't the women sleep at the Hilton, and the men stay at home? Don't these ladies deserve a break? You just cut the profits in half. What? What? What? Half and half of them not stay anywhere except their own house. Well, okay. So the, the, there's money in the red tents.

Yeah. So nobody stays at the house. Nobody stays at the house. Okay, you can't. then say separately. My husband, I don't know his name anymore because now we're just extensions of each other. I just, I, I move his arms. Wow. his arms, he moves my arms. And we just, you know, we are a unit,

but we travel separately. Oh, when you go on vacation? Yeah, because I'm often in the red tent. Oh, I see. And I do a little pop up red tents, but I thought, well, I could provide this to other women. Yeah, do you go to the same destination, typically? Like, you both go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to stay in a the the the the the to stay in a the the the the the the to stay in a the the to stay in a to stay in a to stay in a tooomere? tooomeou? the tooomeou? tooomeou? teou? teou? te?oom. te?oom. their? Weau and te? Weauicek. tie? Weauicek. tie? Weauilietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietietiettea? I? I? I? I? the the tapape? tape? t. tape? t. t. t. t. te? te? te? te. te. te. te. te. t. t. te. t. te. te. te. go to the same destination typically? Like, you both go to Yosemite, but you stay in a red tent and he'll stay in a hotel?

Yeah. What about a red roof in? Could you stay there? Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah. I don't know if they're Christian so. I don't either. Does he know your name? Oh no, he's forgotten it many years ago. Now we just get each other to do things through mind control and there's no need for names.

Do you know it's funny I'm realizing now I've forgotten my wife's name because it's been so long. Isn't that sad? It's very sad. That's tragically sad. You're a bad person. So there's been no sign of her, huh? From a deli owner, that's a rave. He don't own a deli, you idiot. It's a reference to a commercial that no one remembers. Oh, you're bad and dumb. Yeah.

We've had no sign of her, huh? Is that right? No sign of her. Every once in a while, there's a credit, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, their, their, thii, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, that's a that's a that's a that's a that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, thi. tho, thi. thi. too, too, too, thi. thi. that's a thi. that's a thi. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a too. that's a once in a while, there's a credit card statement that comes, and I feel like the people that kidnapter must be using her credit card. Oh, and I've tried to cancel it, and they say you can't cancel it because the person wants to keep it open. Right. The person who's the account holder wants to keep it open. the person who's, no, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, their, their, their, think these, oh, these kidnappers, what are they doing? Oh boy.

They've somehow been able to mimic her voice and they know all the passwords. Oh my God, oh my God. Okay, well that's a good lead. Oh, my nameless wife. Oh, that's a hot lead. Well, you're going to find her up. 52 cards of affirmations. One a week? Well, because you're telling, it's called a, it's trying to keep your dirty business to yourself.

And you're telling us all this stuff, but if you read the card, you just read, for example, this one reads, I'm bad and I should probably just think about that, not by the other more normal people who wouldn't understand. I like that. I'm the one who needs this card? Yes, out of everyone in this room. Right. And then here I'll pick another one. I'm alone just like Christ was alone and maybe I should think about that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well I mean I've had plenty of time to think about how alone I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the the they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. thee. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the. I th. I the. I th. of time to think about how alone I am. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, do you realize it's your own fault? No.

What a terrible thing to say? My wife was kidnapped. Oh, right, right, right. Here's another one that might be helpful. There's no answer except God and so you'll have to wait a bit. He's so mad at you and it might be a while. Oh boy. How much time you got, Dickhead? I mean, wow.

The rudeness has amped up since the last time I've seen you boys. Yeah, I know. It's most popular podcast of all times. Oh, oh. Here's another one. Yeah. Maybe God never comes because you didn't ask him the right way. Can I tell you something honey? I'm not a big believer. All right? You know, it's a cultural thing,

but it's not a spiritual thing with me. Oh boy. Okay? See that? So anything you're saying to me along these lines is just like, whoop whoop going right out the other ear. So you're aligned with the devil. Oh, come on. There's no devil? Okay? Oh, see? Oh, see? Oh, see? Oh, see? Oh, see? Oh, see? Oh, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. te. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. I thi. I thi. I. I whoop, going right out the other ear. All right. So you're aligned with the devil. Oh, come on. There's no devil. Oh my God, there sure is. Hell is. What does he look like? He looks like a city slicker. It looks just like you.

He looks like Kevin Spacey. Yeah, from Kaiser Sosa. He made the biggestiggy hairdo? Yeah, that's right. He does. Little, his horns point down towards his nose and it's only one horn. Uh-huh. Yeah, Netflix has been asked me to watch that movie a bunch later. What's they?

Winshaw? Yeah, I know Netflix. Yeah, I'm speaking of hotels. I'm not a Hilton Honors member. And this is suicide going back to this, but I am a Marriott Bonvoy member and Boyle, yeah, the hell does that. I don't know, I have no idea. Bonvoyage, it's short for Bonvoyage. Oh, you know what? When someone's leaving so quick, yeah. Yeah, they're Yeah, they're gone. Yeah, they're. Yeah, the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they're. the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the week. They email me constantly. Really? Yes. What are they letting you know about? They're constantly, but please, here's a deal. Here's another deal. Go to the Marriott. Here you go.

All right. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to activate all our listeners. And we're going to get them, get them against Bonnvoy down their computers. Wow, thanks, that ought to be. I have the same problem with pottery barn kids. Huh, what? I'm the same problem with pottery barn kids. Oh, PBK, yeah. They send you tons of emails? All day, every day. Yeah, well.

Man, that is strange. Did you have a kid? Not personally. Okay. Yeah, thah. If the, the, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. I, to. I'm. I, the to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, all right. Yeah. Yeah. If I could ask you to all sign up for my church's social media and so that we can get more in contact with you, it's at church merch. And mother debt, but mother. It's got to be two yous, right? Mother Barbara is just really wanting us to get the word out there and she's

really supportive about my tragedy charms. I have a new line. Oh my goodness you know about neighbors and travel. I don't believe we've heard about the mother Barbara before. These are a special line of COVID ones so it's like we can get just a Facebook style F and then you can have a broken mask and put that on a thing or a maggot hat with with it with a with cubic circonium or anyways wait a minute how's that is that a COVID-yes that if you have that hat on, you might get COVID. You might.

You might. And how does Facebook have to do with COVID? Well, because you found out about how not to get the vaccine on Facebook and you die. Yeah. Or some of you love die. You found out how not to get the vaccine. Yeah, on Facebook. It's hard not to get the vaccine these days. You need to be walked through it step by step. Yeah.

Mother Barbara wants to lead us to California. Who is Mother Barbara? I don't think we've heard about Mother Barbara. She's the new leader of my mega church that I go to. And she has a brick and mortar gift shop that she lets me sell stuff. And she also does payday loans, Christian payday loans. They're actually, sometimes you can get a payback loan. So when you don't have enough money for revenge,

and you just, you take out $300 at 21% interest rate. So this is specifically money to fund your revenge against someone. Yes, but anything, you can also build a deck. You could build a deck. You could build a deck. Yeah. Yeah, she lets you let me let's th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me sell th. She let me sell th. She let me sell th. But anything, you can also build it, a deck. You could build a deck with it, yeah. Well, let you get revenge against the dirt you otherwise be standing on. Mother Barb, what she said, and she's been so good to me in my business, she said, you need to go out there and witness and have a ministry of jumping other Christians. So I I know how to do a few wrestling moves I wait outside behind a rock outside

the Jehovah Witnesses and then I I I jump on their shoulders and I hold their neck in a in a you know in it where it's squished. Yeah. And I say, I know where you got that from. And I say, Happy Birthday, because they don't celebrate birthdays. No, no, they don't vote either. Oh, that's the killing blow. Yeah. Yeah, saying happy.

Yeah. Tell a Jehovah Witness. Yeah. . . . Yeah. That moves called a jumping hump. Well, there is a jumping hump in this episode of Bananas for Bananza. Boy, old boy, is there? All right, let's talk about it.

Hang around. Well, you were up so to you, maybe, I always like to hear your ridiculous city-slicking opinions. I always love to hear them. This is the episode 22. Blood on the land we're talking about today. And I'd like to start with some fun facts about the people that was involved in making this episode. Yeah, it's my favorite part too. We got, hey, Jeb Drummond, the sheepherder, the evil sheepherder in this episode

was played by a fell named Everett Sloan. Everett Sloan. And this guy, his first movie he ever was in, he's, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his. the, his. the, the. the, is, is, is, is. th. th, is, is, is. th, is. th. th, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this. th. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. this. this. this is, this is. this is. Never heard. And then a number of years later he's on Bonanza, so it was an upward trajectory for his career. He was on all of the classic TV shows that people remember, the Philip Morris Playhouse, the United States Steel Hour, the Alcoa Hour, and the Schlitz Playhouse of Stars. Open up your can of slits. Here we go on. That's it. This is the new drinking game we have here, Russell, and every time you hear about the slihouse of stars, you take a sip. I brought my own Christian IPA, blood of the lambs.

It's 18% alcohol. That's a hell of a lot of alcohol. That's not surprising you like IPAs. Really? that's I noticed you had no problem partaking in the slits fun. I could use a drink. Yeah you could. Fair enough. This guy, here's two fun facts about Everett Sloan. He wrote the lyrics to the song the Fish and Hole, which you might know as the Andy Griffith theme song. Yeah, and that song has lyrics. You ever know that? Yes I did. That means that ever Ever thrifices. That means that the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th ever knew that? Ever know what that? Do you ever know that?

Yes, I did. That means Everts Sloan was rich. Because this is a thing that a lot of TV show creators would do, or somebody has the bright idea. They say, we're going to have a wordless theme song, but I'm going to write lyrics so that I get publishing rights every time the theme theme theme theme theme theme the theme the theme the the theme theme the theme the theme theme the theme theme the theme the theme the theme the theme theme theme the theme the theme the theme why the Wellington's were the only people that got rich off of Gilligan's Island. No shit, you know that I know a bit about this because I'm from short words of course I did this this myself for the theme to lost they came to me to write the lyrics for

lost you know that theme no I can't think nope I only lyric in there? That's the only music and lyric. Yeah. You know, Star Trek has lyrics. Does Star Trek theme song has lyrics? Where beyond the rim of the starlight? Beautiful. Beautiful. Two. Huh? We got a hold on a pot full of gold Bonanza with a horse and a saddle and a range full of cattle and rich can it so on. If someone's got a fight with us he's got to fight with anyone of us, he's got to fight with me. Hey, you should be a singer instead of a publisher of books. Yeah, that's what you should have. I can carry a tune. Yeah, no, I mean, what better than you published books? I'm trying to insult you, do you understand?

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Yeah. OK. You, it's like a, it's like an upside down cross, so the links at the bottom. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, because it's when you really, you realize you're, it's not working out. Yeah. Yeah.

Ha ha ha. Time to go. He's, someone said he might go blind and he killed himself. Yeah, I guess a doctor told him there's a chance you'd go blind and he said that's the same for everybody really. I know. I mean we're all going to go blind at some point. Well, a good chance you might go blind. Still, why not wait till it happens? See how you like it? Yeah. Oh right, give it a try. Well, I guess he had a bucket of barbitur. Well, I guess he had a today. that's what I w what I would what I would what I would what I would that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. the the the te. te. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tell. to. to. tell to. to. to. te. tell you, I'd like to tell you, except I also want to play Guess the Age of the Guest Actor. Fair enough. Which is, so I'll tell you. I don't want to deprive you of your nonviolent fun.

Oh, okay. So we'll play a clip and you'll see him in it and then you can play along with Guess-The age. And then I'll tell you how old he was when he he he this guy correctly, Everett Sloan, Everett Sloan. He had extremely wavy, he had short, extremely wavy hair. So it almost looked like, he looked like a drawing of, in the Spider-Man comics of the Harry Osborne. You do remember this fella? Well, I've seen Citizen Kane. Right, who's he playing Citizen Kane?

One of the black and white guys. Sure, yeah, yeah, that goes to follow. He's something like a bookkeeper, an accountant or something like that. Something like that. Something like that. Okay. It's something. Yeah, yeah. But, well, he wears a hat in this episode. This episode was also directed by a fellow named Felix Feist, and this was his one and only

episode ever that he directed a banana. Same as last time, right? Is it a one time, one of the ones directed to? No, no, you misunder, see you're dumb. So dumb. We watched something else where only one fellow had directed it. Was it appointment to adventure? Oh, yeah, yeah,think that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Appointment, two advent- or four adventure?

Two adventures. Anyways, Felix Fiesick. He seems to have got his start in instructional films such as how to figure income tax, how to train a dog, how to vote, and culinary carving. And...I like the idea that you could train a dog after watching one little movie. Yeah. Which in those days, I reckon you'd have checked it out of the library and put it on your own projector at home and watched it. Had to.

It's probably just 20 minutes to hitting a dog with a paper. I imagine so because it was right then? Sure. The 40s, I guess. And he also directed classic television such as the Revlon Mirror Theater. Chevron Hall of Stars, Devil Thumbs a Ride. Oh no, that was a movie. But never, the Slits Playhouse of Stars. So let's drink. He was never involved with the Slip Playhouse Star.

All right. Evelon and Chevlon. I like to have Christ blood with a shot a Sprite and then some two rocks and a lime. Oh, like a blood spritza? Yeah. Blood. Wait, blood on the land. Ain't no surprise.

None whatsoever. Tell me a dream and I'll shoo you some flies. Beautiful. You've got a one., well you are a professional singman. Well, I wrote the theme song to Los, no big deal. No big deal. Ken Lynch played Collier, oh, Ken Lynch, I believe this is a record. He appears in nine episodes of Bonanza as nine different characters. Wow.

Between 1959 and 1972. He must be fun to have on the set. I reckon so. Which one was he? He was, um, I'm not entirely sure, but he was one of the guys. Not the young fella, but the kind of dopey-looking other guy. Yeah, that's right.

Who lives the longest? When I was a kid they used to do this all the time, like a Barney Miller you'd see like the same five guys show up as the prisoner of the week or whatever is anybody doing that anymore did what Lord did it they did just did it the one time though well but they did it God damn I'm saying it's not on the air anymore I well right well thank goodness that shows garbage oh you don't like deadwood would garbage well if we have a rival podcast the Deadwood Boys and it's long story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't stand it. Even though it's Western. Well, and city slickers die all the time on it. I do like that, I suppose. Yeah, that is true. But I see it as competition for Benanza. Sure, even though they're several years. So that's one of the five podcasts. Yeah. that's. So that's. So that's. So that's. So that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I as banana. It's just a little too fluffy for me. Maybe if I wrote a theme song I could have passive income. Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah for our show. Yeah. Okay. Okay. God, God, God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, Jesus Christ.

And is that an original tune as well? It's, uh, it's, at first, it sounded a little bit like Jeopardy. Well, it's the Australian National Anthem. Okay, you might run into some trouble there. Although I don't know if anyone can copyright a national lamp. I don't know that you can. That's what I thought. Yeah.

I like, that's great. I like those lyrics. So now you're rich. Don't you. Congrats. This fella Ken Lynch was in classic television shows we all remember such as Men Into Space, Whirly Birds, Wire Service, and the Plain Clothesman. He was in Bob Hope Presents the Chrysler Theater. Five episodes of Gomer Pile.

Bob Hope presents the Chrysler Theater. It's episodes where he just presents the building to the watching public. It makes it sound like it's a bunch of cars doing a show. Yeah, that's what it was. A the today journey in the night. That's how Mother Barbara advertises her sermons. She says, Mother Barbara presents God presented by chapter mark. Fast and furious presents, Mother Barbara presents God. Have you seen all the fast and furious? I have never seen any of them, but... It's so good.

Oh yeah? Yeah. All right, I'm gonna check them out. How do you feel about cars? Cars? Cars ruined America. So you don't have like a pickup track, anything like that? No, I'll get around by horse, my friend. Uh, solely by horse, the train, train, or the train, the train, the train, the train, the train, the the the the train, the train, the the the the the the the the train, thr-I thr-I's, thr-I's, thr-I's, thr-I's, th. thr-a, thr-I's th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. thr-a. ta. ta. ta. ta. toea. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. Sure, sure. Yeah, I also take a coach. How do you do groceries?

Yeah. Groceries, Instagram. What? I get on Andy Richter's computer and I'd sign up for Instagram and I'd tell them to send me some groceries. Uh-huh. How has it worked out so far? It's worked out great.

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uh, probably a marine layer hoodie with a kind of nice stripes on it. Maybe the ugliest watch you've ever seen? Uh-huh. Huge watch. A form fitting shirt that looks like you buttoned up but you zipper it up. Don't tuck it in because it's an untuck it. There you go. Yep. But make sure you wash it before you eat it. Yeah, yeah. But that truth is I don't eat a lot of groceries because you know I make my own jerky. Right. How are you still alive? That's most of what I eat these days. Just such a mystery. Jerky. Jerky. Jerky. Jerky. to be dead. th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. to. te. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. te. that he was in a movie in 1966 called Run Buddy Run, and then in 1970 he was in another movie called Run Simon Run. And they got nothing to do with one another. He's the King of the Run Runs. Well, all right, I'm almost out of fun facts.

Sam Tucker played Glenn Holtzman again. I don't know who that was in this episode he was in absolutely nothing from 1961 to 1980 when he appeared in the film the urban cowboy oh yeah so he mostly just says I've have retired unless you get John Travolta to play cowboy yeah they don't come back probably right it's like Bob Dylan said he'd only do a commercial of his lingerie said that in the 60s. Is that right? And then a million years later, they did a Victoria's Secret commercial and he was in it. Are you kidding? This is true.

That's true? Bob Dylan said in an interview. That's right. In the 60s, would you ever do, you're fitting him pretty well here today and having a good time. Oh that makes me sad. Yeah. Don't think too much about it just go with. Also I didn't know IBM made lingerie. Yeah. Well anyways he also did an IBM commercial you fool. Was that after the lingerie? I don't know. Yeah. Well, I want to tell you about Burton Drummond, who played Tom Reese. He gets shot in the first minute of this episode, but he had a wonderful career.

He was in, he played the police chief in a movie of the week called Do You Know the Muffin Man? That's got a fun title. You want to know what it was about? I wondered if he did end up knowing the muffin man. Do you know the muffin man muffin the muffin the muffin. I m them, he makes them a handmade from a box. So you do know the muffin man. Yeah, I do know him. That is the muffin man. His name is Earl. And he's so nice but he's older so we're probably gonna lose him soon. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. And then who's gonna, the muffin man? He makes him from a box? He's what makes him from them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them the the th from th from th from the th from. He's th from th from th from th from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from th th th th th th th them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. And then who's gonna, the muffin man? Who's gonna be? He makes him from a box? He's what makes him from a box? Seems like fairly replaceable. Maybe they'll be a muffin boy. Yeah, something like.

Yeah, muffin girl, it's 20-20. Here, here. Look at Mr. Enlightened over here. Girl, from the muffins. Yeah, finally, girls can make muffins. Yeah, yeah, finally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, girls. Yeah, girls. Yeah, girls. Yeah, girls. Yeah, girls. Yeah, girls. Yeah, girls. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their m' th. Yeah, their mu, their muf. their muf. they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their they they they their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. the muffe. the. the. the muffe. the. the. the muffe. the. the. the. the. the. they're the muffin man? The plot is described as a police officer and his wife are shocked to find that molestation has been going on at the neighborhood daycare. Oh, for fuck sake. They're devastated when they find that their own son might be a victim too. That's the plot of Do you know the muffin man? What year is this? 1989. Oh, that's after the different strokes episode so the ground had been laid. Yeah, exactly. I just feel that they could have given it a more sober title. Okay! But the 80s was when people started to care about that. Oh yeah, that was it. 89. That's when it happened. Yeah, before I was just part of life. Yeah. And then in the 80s like, maybe it's wrong. I pine for the good old days, but not in that way. All right folks. Yeah. Should we talk about episode 122? Let's do it. Let's get into it, Blood on the land. Blood on the land opens up with a whole bunch of sheep

and it seems like seven guys are in charge of driving these sheep. That's a big, that's a large staff, but, and is led by a fellow named Jeb. And what we learned in this scene is that they are going to cut through the ponderosa with all these sheep and Burton tells him, don't do that, forget it. And he says, I won't be a part of it. And he pulls his gun to make the point. Hold on a second. You know, just taking a shortcut? Well, it is unclear at this time. His lawn. It's beautiful, pristine grass that has never been mowed.

And he's going to bring those sheep on there. But then the thing is, is that you can't tell who's gooder and who's bad in this episode. That's true. Now, Jeb Drummond, who's running this sheep gang, he seems to suggest in this first scene that his plan is really to linger here and to make this his new base of operations. Later on, he says all he wants to do is cut through, so I don't know what he's up to. But anyway, in this scene he says...

It's great show. He says, well, Burton gets shot in the back for objecting to his plan. Right away. And he says, and then a young Billy goes to help him and Jeb says, oh, don't mind him, he's past fussing. I like that. As something to say about a dead person. Now, that's when he, and Jeb says, I'm going to own this land and I'm going to stay here if I have to kill everything on it and burn it to the root. And then he pulls out in Bible doesn't he reads an actual game Bible quote something about Moses. Yep. All right and then something about Moses. Something to do with Moses and then there's the this is the 22nd episode of Bonanza to feature the burning map in the opening credits.

Oh, do you know that? Yeah, you know what? I did. And you will be surprised to learn. Although you shouldn't be because it's your favorite show. Yeah. The Burning Map is featured on every episode of Bonanza. Are you a listener to this show? How do you know that? How do you know that? How do you to be surprised by the burning map?

I've been stuck what you're talking about. Yeah, how can you still be surprised by the burning map? That's called ministry. You say, when you say the same things over and over here. Yeah, see it's working, the gospel's working. Yeah. Well, okay, after the burning map, which is, I think, very surprising, we have hoss and joke, cleaning out a drain ditch and they, then there's gunfire, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, is...... We. We're, is. We're, is. Wea, is. Wea, is, is, is, is, is.a. together. together, together, together, together, together, tho.a.a.a. together, is. tho. their. their. the up. Now all four of them are going to run toward that gunfire, where they find there's a ranch hand having a face off with Jib Drummond and his damn sheepherding gang. And but you know there was a long war going on still today between the sheepherders and the cattlemen, they just don't get along. The farmer and the cowmen should be friends. Well. Well they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they don't they don't they they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they just they just don't they just don't they just don't th. they just don't they just don't they just don't they're they're they're they're they just don't they just don't they just don't just don't just don't just don't just don't just don't they just don't they just don't they just don't they just don't they just don't they just don't they're they're they're theded. they're they're they're they're th. they're they're th. th. thed. they're thed. thed. thed. thed. thed. thed. the. the theea. thea. thea. they're just don't thea. they're just they're just it. That's why they had to write that song.

They didn't say they will be. They said they should be and they never will be. Well, Ben, Ben, said, now, oh, Jim, now this is when Jim says, hey, I just wanted to travel my sheep through your land to get to California drawn it is getting real tense and there's only what is there five five cart rights including the ranch hand the Jeb Drummond gang is down to six because he shot his other man in the back and now so that it's looking bad

but then finally there is an agreement there's a day taunt where Ben says you can camp here overnight as long as you get out first thing in the morning, right? That's perfectly reasonable. Wait, okay. All right. So he says under no circumstances can you walk through my land? That's right. Right, right. But then the agreement is, okay, stay here for the night. Yeah. Because it's getting on to sun down to, it's getting on to sundown. Maybe we can camp here for the night for the night for the night for the night for the night for the night the night the night to the night to to to to to to to the to the to the to be. to be. to be. the the to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the the the the to be. to. to. to. to. the the th. the th. the th. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. to. to. t. So. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t ta. today. t today. today. today. today. to sundown. Maybe we can camp here for the night and get out first thing in the morning. Right, maybe you could have saved some time by not having a big standoff and letting the guy go. Uh, let him cut through his land? Yeah. Well, but the problem is these sheep are going to eat up everything, turn the land into dust. Oh, come on. This is, our church was taken over by Mormons who brought a bunch of

rabbits in a hutch and they said we're just passing through because we need to, we're building some property on the other side and we stood our ground because that is standard operating procedure, SOP. And we just, and you know, we took, we, we, we didn't kill them, but we fought with everything we had we had these water pistols. So we was, oh man, was it holy water? Yes. Oh there you go. What a good idea, water pistol for all the way from Israel. Yeah. Yeah, why don't you do that as a test for vampires? What do you mean? You put some holy water in a water pistol and you squirt them.

If they don't recoil, then you know they're not vampires. Oh, people are not killed needlessly. That's like the movie lost a wooden steak. Thanks for your suggestion, but I'm going to stick to my original plan of steak first ask questions later. Sorry future victims. I tried. Then they put lawn ornaments slowly but surely across the property. The Mormons did that? Overnight. Oh, they started putting out like sheep and flamingos. Of course. Funny, you know funny signs with a woman bent over, that one was good. She's bent over and you just see her but, no, I know that one. And she's gardening and that was really good. And the polka dot dress? But we, we do, we slam them down.

Yeah, well that's, I can't believe that. The Mormon said, we're just going to cut through your church on the way to our own church. Well, because they have a, it's more convenient for parking. Oh, I see. See, you know exactly. See, you can learn something from her. Sure, the holy wars are alive and well. Yep, they are. Well, all right. Now, the sheepherden gang beds down for the night and then we have a scene the first of three times that Jeb explains Billy's backstory to Billy and he tells him all about how he was being strung up for horse thieven and and Billy I guess just can't remember that. Billy again. Billy is a very young man who is an employee of Jeb's. Okay the evil sheep heard it. Well he's got a point of view. I don't know who, we'll talk about the mur sheep heard it. Well, he's got a point of view. I don't know who, what talk

about the murkiness between. Have some curiosity about his backstory and where he came from, you might be able to relate. Yeah. He was falsely accused of horse thieving and strung up and then Jeb came along and killed all the people that was going to kill Billy. And so, and he's being very nice to Billy. He says to him, I saved you a child piece with no grizzle. I mean, that can't get nicer. That's the nicest thing a fella can do for another. I'd say so. And he's, but something's suspicious about how kind he's being to Billy in this scene. Okay. Then we go to the Ponderosa Ranch House ranch house where Joe is given hoss a haircut a a a a a the hair a the hair a the hair a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut a haircut aoss a haircut and he's complaining that it's hard now because Hoss lost the chili bowl he used to use and now and then Hoss explains he puts hoglard in his hair. This is a great scene and now the but man oh man Joe the way that Joe is given a haircut is he is perched on the back of a high chair like a dragon on the back of a throne is how I'd compared it. Why why? That's the first image that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th of a throne is how I'd compare it. Why? It's just the first image that comes to mind. That's the only way you have

to see it is the only way you can describe it. He's perched on the that's not even Western on the top of the trown. There's no western way to describe it. No one in the west that the thas are the the the way way way way way way way way way way way way way the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the only the the only the only the the only the only the only the only the only the the only the the only the the the the the the the the the the the. So when Haas gets up out of the chair, what's going to happen? Joe's going to fall back on to the floor and he doesn't. Man on man. That right there is the best stunt we've ever seen. Wait, hold on the best. So the high, Haas is sitting in the chair? It's sitting in a chair with on the chair and then little Joe could just stand right behind him? Well we joined the scene in progress so we didn't get to... Yeah we don't know what they had a discussion about it clearly and they talked about the merits. It's classic Christian comedy where only a fat person and a small person get hurt. Yeah, right. That's what it is, isn't it? Joe's the smallest and Haas is the biggest. That's why they always put them together and see the

funny things happen all the time when the fact I gets out of the chair little guy falls down. Also we just ignore that these guys have complete 1960s hair dues. There's nothing at all period about the way they look. has a foe hawk, which is very two thousands. There you go. See that? You're wrong again. So he actually does get a haircut in the episode. He sure does. Yeah, and they style it, believe me, and then it looks that way for the the the the episode. It looks real good. And the host of their hair. thoub. their thii. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. tho. th. th. thi ss ss ss tho. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. He ss ss ss ss ss ss ss ss ss ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He ss. He sa. He sa. He sa. He. He sa. He sa. He's sa. He's sa. He's sa. He's s. He's s. He's theea. He's s. He's s. He's s. He's s. He's s. He's s. He's s. He's s. He's s. He's sure. He's s. He's that? Well, not Michael Landon. Uh, yep. That's no way. He's bald his whole life. There's no, yeah, his whole life is. When he was the teenage were wolf?

Especially that. Especially. That's why it was cast so they could put prosthetics on them so easily. Exactly. Because the face was bald. hair as they want. That's that's a special skill. Yeah. Yeah, you got to start out bald. Most of the best actors are 100% bald. Well then I would say that Lauren Green and and what's his name? I mean they should have given the name of their wig store to the other two guys. Who do you mean? What do you mean? You don't like Pernell Roberts's

wig? Well it's fine. It's wonderful. And it only fell off once on camera and all the years he was on the show. So far. So far. So far. Well, Adam, speaking of Pernel, has the same idea you had. He says, why don't we build a road through the Ponderosa and that way somebody like this sheep people could do it and Ben says, well I'll think about it. He's fairly dismissive though. And they're talking about drumming this sheepherder and how Ben doesn't like him at all. He's the worst kind of just take everything and get his hands on and turn the land to dust. Ben, what we've learned so far here. the the sheepherder has preconceived assumptions about how bad Ben is, and Ben has preconceived assumptions about how bad the sheepherder is. And they both turn out to be right.

That's right. So now we see back at the campment, Billy and two guys are setting up for an ambush. They're going to ambush. The plan is. I gather the plan is. Well, because for a while I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, thoe, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, tho, the, thu. the, the, the, the, the, the, thoo. And, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I gather the plan is. Well, because for a while I thought, because Jeb kept saying, I want one cartwright alive. Get me one living cartwright. And I thought that meant he wanted the other three dead. But now what I think is, based on what happens, he just wanted to kidnap one cartwright to use as a bargaining deal. Okay. So they're sitting up to grab one of them and but Adam over

hears them talking about it and he ends up shooting one of these guys. And that guy's dying words to Adam. He says you win Mr. I lose again. This guy's died a few tires seems that way. Isn't that interesting? This is not the first time he's been shot in a gunfight to death. That actually reminds me of when I stocked Unitarians for a couple of weeks. Stock to Unitarians? Just to get one. Just to get one.

Yeah, yeah. Just to bring them back to Mother Barbara and say that I'd gotten one. What do you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho thi. thi. the the. tho tho tho tho tho that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thia thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the a the a the an a thea a thea a thea a thea a thea a thea a thea a that a that a that a that a that a that a that I had gotten one. What do you think Mother Barbara would have done with them? Well I know what she did with them. Yeah. She she taught them you know about sales and marketing and how you know how church works and it's a it's everything that she, there's a commission rate you have to pay to Christ. And, uh, and, and, and, and, you know, and. And. And. And, you know, and. to. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to, and, and, and, to, to, and, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to. to. to. to. to to to, to. to, to, I, I, to to to to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the to the the the to to th, to the to to the to the to to to the to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to to it's a it's everything that she there's a commission rate you have to pay to Christ and and and yes everything she's taught me she taught them. So a little religious reeducation. Yeah nothing wrong with that. Nothing nothing at all yeah they're unitarious. You've got it's like mother Barbara's like some sort of marketing Fagan you you go around you collecting people you bring them back to the den and then and th th the th th th th the the th the th the the you you the you you you you the you you you you you the you you you you you you you you the you you you you you you you you you you you have the the you have you have you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. you're collecting people, you bring them back to the den, and then she teaches them all about marketing.

You know what? Tell Mother Barbara all she needs is a funny marquee. There's a church in my neighborhood that has a funny marquee. They put little spiritual jokes on there. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well the other day they had one on the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they day they had one on there, it said, quote, I love LA, and then it was attributed to Randy Newman, and then underneath it said, but also Jesus. I came here to praise God and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

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Putting it all in my notebook. Oh, I remember one time on this marquee, they said Sunday services 1030-ish. It's like, hey, let's not do it at all. How about that? Ha ha ha! Fun! See that? It's casual. Well, uh, but man, if I got there at 10.30 and they weren't weren't they weren't they weren't they weren't they weren't they weren't they were they were they were they were th and th and they weren't th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and 30 and they weren't ready to start I'd start firing but I appreciate that it's fun. You shoot up at church? Um well I'd probably wait till about 1040 but then I would all right now well okay now what happens it gets confusing there's some kind of a plan that has to do with a blind they're hiding out in a blind or anyways it seems like they a blind, they're hiding out in a blind, or anyways. It seems like they just kept writing.

They just kept writing. Jeb says now, or they didn't ride at all. Yeah. Once, when Jeb finds out that one of his guys got shot by one of the cartwrights, he says, okay, here's what we're going to do. We're going to drive our sheep into a bad idea of a place where when the cartwrights come in, it'll somehow because of the topography be easier to capture one of them. They don't ask too many questions. And he sends Billy out to do it, and I want to play you a clip of the way that he sends

Billy out to do it, because I just enjoy it. And I think you will too. Yep, here's the first of the clips. I'll make the the the thak, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, tho, tho, tho, to be. I'm, thi. I'm, to. I'm, the the to. I'm, the to. I'm, to. Yeah, to. Yeah, the the the the the the the to. I, the, to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. S. S. S. S. to. S. to. S. to. S. the clips. I'll make sure my volume is up nice and high. Here he is instructing Billy to go set the trap to capture one of the cart rides. And this is now, after we watch this, we'll play Guess the Age of the Guest actor. Here we go. All right, get back there where I told you to go. All right. And boy, remember. Remember what I want what I want. I want one of them Cartwrights. Alive.

Yes. And put a jacket on, boy, there's a chill coming up. There we go. He tells him to put a jacket on. Is that little Billy, his little friend? Yeah, okay. So he cares about him. He cares about him, see? Take a sweater. Tell him, go kid about him. See? Take a sweater.

Tell him, go kidnap a man and please put a jacket on. Well, okay, what's your guess is to the age of Everett Sloan when this was shot? I haven't seen you. You say 62. Normally I go a little lower skewing for the weirdness of the bell I'm 56, 56. You say 56, okay? I'm gonna say 60 on the nose. 60 on the nose. Okay, well, Everett Sloan took his own life at the age of 55. I mean, you are all wrong. And that was six years after this episode was made, so that was a 49 year old. Just, a lady never reveals her age, but that's virtually my age, almost. Yeah. Oh my God. It makes you think, what if you weren't going to go blind?

Yeah. No kidding. He's 49 in that? He's 49. Character actors of that age, I don't know what happened to him. But, uh, uh, uh. That's a, uh, uh, that? He's 49 character actors of that age. I don't know what happened to him, but that was a surprise to me. It really does make you think that 50th birthday parties when they'd say over the hill they it was just a fact it wasn't a joke. Yeah you are nearly dead. It's almost over. Wow. Well, so now, okay. Now we got the cart rights, and I couldn't tell here whether the cart rights, I guess they fell for Jeb's plan. I guess Ben Cartwright says we got to split up to go into this blind draw and that's precisely

what Jeb had in mind. And so, and then they ends up where Adam goes in all by himself to, what, to help drive the sheep away? It was unclear to me as a viewer. Yeah, there's strategy and tactics that are half explained, but that's fine. You don't need them all to fully explain. And then you get down to some great stunt action where Billy jumps off a rock and tackles Adam off his horse, right? Right, right?

And then, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their. off a rock and tackles Adam off his horse, right? Right, right. And then there's a real shootout here in the blind draw. And this, we already have established that cartwrights, when they shoot their guns, they can make the bullet go wherever they want, do whatever they want. But I've never seen this before, where Billy is about to shoot at him, but Ben shoots his gun hand. Either shoots his, I don't think he shot his hand. I think he shot his gun, but not in a way that would knock it out of his hand altogether,

just in a way that would change where he's aiming it. Yeah. I've never seen that before. Was the guy holding the gun aware that his aim had changed? Yeah, because it gave Adam just enough time to scramble up the rocks. So it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was just the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuice, was just, was just, was just, was just, was just, was just, was just, was just, was just, was just, was just, was, I was, I was just, I was, I, I'm thi, I'm tho, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I, I. I. I, I. I. I, I. I. I. I. I, I. thin, I. thin, I. thin, I. thin, I's, I's, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th rocks. So it was just, I'm gonna shoot your gun so that you can't aim it at my boy for a minute or two. It's like when you're on a runaway train and you fire at the railroad switch so it changes the fork in the track. Uh-huh. Just like that.

So now, there's a confrontation between Adam and Billy up on these rocks and Adam gets the upper hand, has the opportunity to shoot Billy Cold and kill him right there on the spot. But guess what? He doesn't do it now. That's, yeah. That's what I did. I was in the Baptist parking lot and I waited underneath the Ford Fiesta for hours. For hours, they're services are very long.

And then I thought to myself, do I the the the the the the their services are very long. And then I thought to myself, do I do it? Do I get out from underneath the 4th Fias? And I just let them go. I just let them go. You didn't do a Cape Fear? No. Cling onto the bottom and follow them, tie your belt to the drive train? No, I just let him go and they didn't ever know that I had beneath beneath beneath beneath beneath beneath beneath beneath their they're their they're they're they're they're their they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their foweree at their their fow. their fow. their fow. their their their their their their their their f. their f. their f. their f... their fane their fane their fane their fane their fane.. their. their. their. their. their. their. tomfere. tomfoomeree. tomereaforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsforsfors. their ferv had been beneath their car for hours. Wow hours? Well, I've never been to a Baptist service. It's crazy! It's like it

can't stop, won't stop! I didn't know that. I once did a whole country western rock and roll tour using the Cape Fear method where I never rented a bus or anything. I just blatched my belt to the bottom of a car and went from city to city and wherever they stopped that's where I played. Wow. What a great idea. Yeah. Yeah. I lied. That never happened. I don't know why I wanted to impress you guys so much. Wow I just apologize. That's incredible because I had no trouble believing it at all. If it helps it didn't make any difference. It's okay to to to sin sin. Wow. to sin. Wow. to sin sin sin. Wow. Wow. the the the they they they they they they they the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they stop they they they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the they stop. they they I had no trouble believing it at all. If it helps, it didn't make any difference. It's okay to sin.

Thank you. As long as you tell everybody about it. Okay, thank you. All right. I'm shook by that, I have to say, but how many of the other things you told us have been lies? Oh, good. Everything else has been a truth. Except that was a lie. Okay, that's fair. All right now, uh, well, because Adam didn't kill Billy, Adam begins up getting taken hostage by Jeb Drummond, and now we get the cartwright back at their

ponderosa ranch and they're, oh, they're feeling call the sheriff from the beginning of this thing and Ben Cartwright says oh no We can't get all judges and papers involved and all that stuff We just got to take law into our own hands But now in this scene Ben Cartwright says oh Adam was right. to tell you the the sceaugh? the the the the the theooooooooo, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the the the the th, th, the the the the the the the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the judge. the judge. the judge. the judge. the judge. the judge. the judge. the judge is is is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo too tooo too to the the the the the the later he says, what do you want to get a bunch of judges and papers involved? And then later on, Adam says, you're right. We shouldn't have called the sheriff. And then Paul says, you were right. And everybody was wrong. Everybody was wrong. Well, now what's wrong?

Well, now, what are they going to do? They go decide to have a conversation with Jeb now? He's still at the campsite? What's going on? Oh, Jeb has, I don't know. No, not the campsite anymore. Now they've moved to some pasture land, I believe. Okay. Where the sheep are going to destroy it. Yeah, the sheep are going to totally. It's totally thrilling.

Because sheep might destroy the sheep would destroy it a lot. Like would it just look mode? Right. Well, it would turn to dust, says Ben, after all the hard work that Ben has done it. He says this sheepherder has never done an honest day's work in his life is one thing that Ben says about the sheepherder. I don't know. It looks like work to me.

Yeah. Well, it's a necessary part of living back then. Right, right. Yeah, but Ben is right about everything all the time, in my opinion, even when it changes his mind in the middle of a scene. So now... He thought these sheep were going to eat the grass down to the dirt and a little beyond. Yeah, exactly. And maybe while they're at it, dig up some of that silver, that's under their land and get rich. Oh, is that why they need all the land because of the silver?

No, the cartwrights are not interested in whatever silver or anything else might be under the land. They just want their cattle to graze and to be able to wake up in the morning and own everything they see. Right. Sniff the ponders a pine. Yeah. I forgot that cows, you know, that's, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, that, that, that, their, their, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or their, or their, or their, or their, or their, their, their, their, their. th. their tho, their their tho, their their their si. their their their silver, their their their their their. tho, they'll eat grass and like, oh, that's enough for me. Yeah, right, as opposed to a sheep is like a dog. We'll just keep going until it's all gone. Exactly. Yeah.

You got it right. The sheep are the dogs of the land. Yeah. The Ponderosa is also all cash business. So there's smart. Is that how you run your business? That's how Mother Barbara does. Oh, I see. She says, you know, I didn't, I, she says, I don't keep a journal, that's what she says.

Oh, you don't think they're paying into Social Security for Hop Sing? I hope so. All right, well, so, okay. Where's he, well, hop is going? Oh, yeah, Hopping and singing. He's just reading a book. There's a reference to him at the end that he bought a whole lot of vinegar. That's right. Because they didn't have rutabegas or something? Something. Some barbubag. Yeah, there's just a cart full of vinegar shows up in that. Why'd have some Why'd have some thin? Why'd thi. Why'd? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Well, he couldn't find any Rudebagas. He must be dying a lot of Easter eggs or something. Something like that. But that's the only reference to Hop singing this episode.

And you never do see him. But anyway, he's, uh, okay. Now, Ben is gonna do the principled thing. He goes up to Jim, Jeb drum, and he says, hey, uh, release out of the plan you're gonna sign over to me here on a deed of paper 50,000 acres of Ponderosa land outrageous and but Ben says well I guess I'm gonna do it because either that or you're gonna kill my son so here I go sign it over and that's the next clip I want to show you which is the unbelievable stunt action we've never seen anything like it

before. Honestly though, if you had to lose a cartwright, son. Yeah, I guess they didn't know at that point that Pernell was going to leave the show in a couple seasons. Yeah, what are you going to say? Who are the other famous Pernells? I do have a line of business where I'm a notary and it's called napkin title where I can't, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, and it, and it, and it, and it, I, and it, and it, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I, I, I, I th, I, I, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I, I, I, I th, I th, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I th, I guess, I guess, I th. I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I th. I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I title where I can you know you just write down what it is you want to happen and then I I I sign it so you could like a situation like this somebody could sign over a valuable asset under threat and I say yeah you notarize it on the spot I notarize it and I say yeah yep

Jeff Drummond could he use the notary along maybe it would help solve this problem here but all right here he goes this is the moment after Ben has signed over 50,000 acres of Ponderosa land and Adam under duress and there's Adam in the cart behind him as a prisoner his hands are tied and this here Billy is standing next to Jeb, but now, in a couple of seconds, he'll be more like over here. Wait! How old do we think Billy is? 13? Yeah, about that. He killed himself on his 15. Adam wants to do the jumping hump. You can tell.

Well, here we go, oh boy. Well, that's a mighty fine looking signature. Much better than I could have done but then I never owned 50,000 acres of prime land before neither you don't own it now oh yeah the jumping hump you do that the jumping hump maneuver wow I was gonna make an even deal yep oh wait here we see him without his head on is they would hear you now you know what I was thinking of a different guy is a different guy was I'll find him.

I'll send you a picture. What am I talking about? You really settling in, Russell, I like you. Yeah. I like the side of you. You get, send to Andy Richter's email address. who couldn't say, how would you describe it? Adam is a little bit higher up because he's up in the back of a wagon. And his hands are bound behind his back, right? And he jumps up into the air.

He makes a big announcement first. Oh yeah, yeah. Everybody's like, oh, let's hear him out. Yep. Gives Billy time enough to move. And he lands in chicken-fat formation on the shoulders of the old man, Jeb Drummond. The actor, not the stuntman, I believe? Is it the man? I went back and watched it a bunch of times. I think that has to be two different, two-stupt

man, I believe. Yeah, I would imagine. I wouldn't imagine they would care about putting that fella through that. Maybe. Well, do you think in the world of Bonanza is the guy 49 years old? Oh, that's a good question. Well, see, Lauren Green's 29, so, I don't know what they're... All the kids are approaching puberty. Yeah. Well, now wait a minute, no, no, no, it can't be because Jeb Drummond says at some point that he's been a herden sheep for 40 years. He's been out here, the the kid and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th herding sheep for 40 years. He's been out here herding sheep for 40. Well he could have started at the age of nine. I mean look it was a confusing time. Yeah I suppose. Well so that maneuver there changes the dynamic a little bit in the and what then happens is Jeb end up getting shot oh yeah he does didn't he somebody shoot him I think Jeb intends to kill blah blah blah blah blah Billy. Billy shoots him that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's he he he he he he he he the he he he he he he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he's is is is is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he he is he he's is he's is he's he's he's the he's he's they. He's he's he's hea hea he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the Jabin' Tans to kill, blah, blah, blah. Yo, Billy, Billy shoots him, that's what happens. Billy.

Because you like this show, right? I love this show. Okay. This is the only show. You don't seem to be able to follow it. Oh, I can never follow it. No, that's such a good. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. that. that. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. the. that. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t that. t t that. that. t that. t that. th th t quarters of the way through typically and then from then on it's just the best stories are the ones you can't follow or remember. Yeah it wouldn't be as good as if you knew what was going on because then it might be bad. Yeah. But now now but now... But now... but now... But now... But now... But now... But now... thi- that up? How did it come up?

He, he slipped up. He said three pentos. He said three, and that's the thing. You, you just, whenever you get certain numbers involved, people are gonna pay attention and they're gonna question you on that. It was, so you say, oh, it's about a baker's dozen. He couldn't have known that it was three pentos unless he was there. He was the way he did.

And so that's how Billy figured it out. Yeah, but still how did it come up? Oh, I don't know. Oh, because, no, that's easy. As I explained, Jib needs it. He says to Billy, now you remember when you was strung up for a horse thief for killing three pentos, and Billy says three pentos, it was only one. Therefore, you stole him. Wait, how did he know it was only one?

What? I don't. Hold on a pento? Why, what, he was on a pinto, but he was being carried. When you try to unravel, because there was only once at a hoof prints in the sand. Take, you can't unravel the Joker's plan in the dark night. Doesn't make no sense. You just gotta go with it. There you go.

There you go. There you just feel yourself being jumped on from the back on your shoulders and you're just a Presbyterian you think, what's going on? And so do somebody just jump and hump me from the choir style upstairs and then all of a sudden you're down and you're in another church? That's right. If you feel disoriented by the plot twist of this episode, that's how you're meant to, you're meant to feel like jeb drum and get a humped hump hump hump hump hump hump hump hump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump....... Jumped. Jumped. Jump. Jump. Jump. the the the the the the the the the the the t. t. the t. the the the t. t. the t. the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. And you're just. And you're just. And you're just. And you're just. And you're just. And you're just. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t t t t tthe plot twist of this episode. That's how you're meant to, you're meant to feel like Jeb Drum and getting hump and jump and hump.

This is expression is Dick television. It's meant to make you feel something, not think something. Okay, I feel angry. Okay, well, that's fine. That's valid. So now you're enjoying the show. tells Billy he said, well, you go right on being woman soft. That's a woman soft. What an insult. And, uh, well anyway, yeah, very soft.

Billy shoots Jib and then we go back to the Ponderosa. This is where we're learning the hops and saying about all that vinegar. And. Next episode better be all about vinegar. I hope so. And then, I hope that's the title. . all about vinegar. I hope so. And then I hope that's the title. All about vinegar. Ben offers Billy a plot a piece of the Ponderosa Land to homestead on. All this time. All this time. And Billy

is so happy he just about walks into the camera. I know. Wait, okay. Hold on a second. Ben, Ben did what? Ben at the end of this episode. Now Billy, poor young Billy, who has shot Jeb, his mentor, having been under his sway all this time. Jeb is past fussing. Jib's way past fussing. And now, oh, but Billy somehow got shot an arm, I forget by who. So he's in a cast and they've been looking after him to take care of him on the Ponderosa and he says thanks and he's going to be on his way and that's that's when. that's that's heau. he's he's going. he's going. he's going. to be going. to be going. to be going. to be going. to be going. to be going. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. the. the. the. the. fellow well we learned about him earlier that his his his parents both died and he's poor fella and so Ben says to him hey how would you like to homestead here on the Ponderosa? There's people who deserve empathy and then people who don't. That's right and if you got sheep you don't. Did he get shot in the arm by a by Ben that's what what happened? Ben shot him in the arm? That's how he lost his gun? No, it was a different event. God damn. But, uh, I think, but anyways, uh, yeah, Billy is very

happy to be a homesteading on the Ponderosa. He sure is. So he just gives him the land or does he, uh, does he sell it to? The land that he had been, that was so apart and he just gives it away, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, but, but, that, but, but, but, but, but, that, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, that, don't know that it gives it. I think he's allowing him to build a house on part of the Ponderosa and Ben will still continue to own it and if at any time he decides he doesn't want Pilly there, he'd shoot him in the back. Just raise his little shack to the ground. Right. He does get real happy so that he walks so far into the foreground he gets out of focus but you can still see his big eyes and teeth. Yeah, what is strange? Can I see that? Yeah, why not? Checking out. Let's see. I'm trying to picture why that would happen and it's very difficult. I wondered myself when I saw it. It's just artistic filmmaking. Maybe we'll watch that. Well, he did. Dang it, see, it takes a minute. And director's wife. Mother, Mother Deborah, she said if, you know, if I make enough money at the, with the

church merch store that I could start to be her bed warmer at night. Oh, what is, oh, sorry, I thought I'd turn the sound down. What does it entail be in their, that. Well, it's a real honor where you get in there and you use your own body heat to warm her. It's like a like a companion animal. She's in the bed. She's in the bed at the time. Oh yes. Okay. A mother Deborah and mother Barbara two different people? Sorry I said mother by it's I'm so sorry. Who is it? Marlbara? It's not mother Deborah. Is there a mother Deborah? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to debara. to the to to the the the the to the the the the the their to to their their their their to to be. their their their to be. to be. their their their their their their their to be. to be. to be. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. th. th. th. t. t. the today. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoo. tho. Deborah. It's not Mother Deborah. Is there a mother Deborah? No. Would you like there to be?

I'm so sorry. What would Mother Barbara do if she knew you called her Deborah? Mother Barbara, Mother Barbara. There you go. Oh no, she appeared. Why she dressed like candy man. All right. I think hopefully we're gonna watch this whole scene and we'll hear about that vinegar. I do want to hear about the vinegar. I don't know if I got it in the right place but here goes.

What? I mean you said it and it didn't make any more sense when I actually actually didn't. Yep. You ever been in a Turkish prison? You ever been in a Turkish prison? You ever been in a Turkish prison? Sure. Well, we got a lot of open land here in the Ponderosa? I figured that Adam here could probably... They got a good piece of it? You need a piece of open land here in the Ponderosa. I figured that Adam here could probably pick out a good piece of it.

This is absurd. Well, I love all this land that I own. I guess we'll have to make some room for them all. What about the road idea? Mr. Cartwright. Well, I love all this land that I own. The only solution is, let people take it over. You'll go get the shirt. Here we go.

Now it does seem he's about to walk off onto the road. What, why, why, what a, and this guy only directed one of these? Yeah. There he and his name comes right only directed one of these? Yeah. There he and his name comes right up, right after that. Felix Spice. Only directed to one of them. One, two, three, four. Yep.

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Yeah, I says it looks like an air hockey thing you put in your hands. I despise it. What's it? What's it serves no practical purpose. What do you mean by that? It's a 10-gallon hat where else they can put all that vinegar. How many Brutabakers sniffed it? It's annoying. It looks like he looks like the corn pops guy.

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Then they had like some kind of animal. Then they had just a yellow cowboy. They don't know what they're doing. Yeah, well part of the thing is nobody eats it. That's right. We, we, I think there's probably as many people eat it as listen to this podcast. How dare you? We're coming out with a church-merch Christian brand and the brand, it, it, we guarantee that you have foot long, scentless fecal ropes. And... Excuse me, foot long, scentless fecal ropes and... Excuse me, foot long, sintless, fecal ropes.

That you know that your colon is a wholly clean place that anything, there's nothing in there. Is it braided like a rope? No! You're not eating the right stuff! I just eat rope. What's the name of this product? Christian brand? Christian brand? Why don't you call it the White Lotus?

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Way to go. I didn't think about that. You're right. Here, put some of this frankensensens in central oils under your nostrils. Oh, there you go. All right. So if you want to- Is it nice to know you don't need weapons to hurt people? It is nice, but I wouldn't try that on a vampire. You think I'm gonna walk up on a vampire and say, your marketing plan is flawed. That's not gonna work. I mean, you might as well say that.

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No. Okay. Well, then maybe you're gonna leave right away. I somehow haven't made enough money to have a pool myself. Oh, all right. Yeah, maybe. Okay. Well, unfortunately, they'll start making them again.

That's what, that's the hope. And uh, what else I'm gonna say? Oh, yes, the, the, do you think there's anyone alive still who's been on Bonanza? Sure. Oh, well, Dirk Blocker. Oh. Didn't he say he was a little extra and well, oh, that's. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh. Oh, that's. Oh. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that'sthe same sure that's right I think we found a guest actor who had been in a Metallica video and he might still be alive the old old the old guy from inter sandman yeah yeah it's a man the old man from intersanman I don't think he he was on a banana yeah I don't know that he he died and he was only 38 when he did that sandman video exactly mother Barbara she channels new episodes during her homiies. Wow. She just says the, you know, the main plot and then so we can have the living word.

Mother Barbara's a big Benang's a fan. Oh yeah. And the congregation is as well? No, we are. No, I've always been a fan and I tol- I turned her onto it and you know because we spent a lot of time together now that I'm warming her bed. Do you have a favorite of the new episodes that Mother Bobbers channeled for you? Oh yeah, there's one there's one that's called just just kicking it. I love it kicking it kicking it.

Kicking it. What are they kicking? Oh wow. Child is this is people after land and then and then they kick it by relaxing and then and then they sometimes kick people give people a kickback and say oh you come you can have the land and they totally reverse around what their first message was was to tell everybody to get out. Sounds familiar. All right fantastic. Yep. Well all right look forward to that new episode of Bonanza and look forward to my book, Diary of a Deputized Disease Controller and other poems and observations, humorous and

otherwise from a life being lived on the range and wherever my diary of a murder. Disease controlled duties, take me by Dalton Wilcox, who wrote this book. And what else you're going to look out for? We're going're gonna look out for your new line of COVID-tragedy charms and Christian brand. And- It's like a little airplane and it's, that's when you were, you started to fight in an airplane and you're kicked off and no, you can never travel. Ever again. Isn't that a drag? I mean it's not really a tragedy but people keep buying them. Sure it's a tragedy. If you've been kicked off an airplane because you believe in your freedoms

you can buy this tragedy charm to mark that day when you know what now you have to yell. Finally you see people wearing them on Amtrak for sure sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. trak. trak. trak. trak. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tha. tha. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. try. tr. tr. tha. tha. tha. tha you see people wearing them on Amtrak for sure. Sure. First thing, first thing people on Amtrak on a long trip like to tell you is why taking the train is so much better than flying. And you start to realize, oh, these people are not allowed to fly anymore. And then you find out why. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I know what you mean. All right, anything you have to plug, mud. Well, I'll be Cape Fearing down to Sparks, Nevada to play a show down there. Okay, very good. Wait a minute, is that true?

Because this time I am going to do it. All right. And I'm going to Spock, Nevada? Yeah, Powell. How are you going to keep fear on a bicycle? Well, I'm going to attach my belt to the underside of the bicycle and hope they don't see me there. Oh, okay. Well, good look.

You know the underside of the bicycle is the wheels. No, I don't know that. Okay, you're about to find out. I'm going to try that move at the Methodist Church this weekend. Just keep fear myself into a service. You can keep fear yourself to the bottom of a horse. That's quite common in the West. Sure. Sometimes by accident. The saddle is not secure. Yeah, oh yeah. People can ride hundreds of miles that way. I keep feared myself the bottom of Amtrak training this fellow next me says he tried to Cape Fear himself on an airplane but couldn't do it anymore. Wasn't allowed. Not allowed to do it anymore. Yeah, yeah. Lost his K-5 privileges in the end. That's what they'll do.

Counselor. Flight attendants forget it. Never again. All right what do you have to plug Russell, Shine? I will soon be leaving this place and hope you never return. Good luck. It's like a hotel California. We haven't ever been able to leave yet. It's true. We'll see you again, Russell. All right, folks. I still don't have a sign-off. Goodbye. Bananas for Bananza is brought to you by Andy Daly, with Maria Bamford and Matt Gorley, theme song by Matt Gorley, with The Journeyman, which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff and Wade Ryan. Bananas for Banza is mixed and edited by Brett Morris and executive produced by Andy Daly, Matt Gorley, Brett Morris and Little Scott Ockerman.

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