Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #23 “Desert Justice”

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyRustle yer shanks! Christian entrepreneur Amy Sleeverson brings some frank talk about sex to this discussion of Bonanza season 1, episode 23, “Desert Justice”. Adam and Hoss board a stagecoach to Los Angeles to protect the nicest man in the west from the meanest marshal ever to wear the badge.Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 12/7/2021 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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And this is welcome to Bananas for Bananza's name and show. And I'm Dalton Wilcox, Cowboy Poet, Poet, Lorde of the West, and we talk about Bananza on this show, and we've got my usual co-host here, we've got Mutt Taylor, hey, Mutt. Oh, hell, it's good to be back even if it is for desert justice, the driest of all justices. Yeah, man, that's just the, there's no humidity in that justice whatsoever. And Amy Sleverson, Christian Entrepreneur is here. Hello, I have so many more businesses, ideas after this episode, I gotta tell you. Oh, wow. Oh, boy. And I have also been inspired by Joel Osteen, Prosperity Preacher.

My husband and I are going to start a mega church. Oh yeah. Wow. Now I just heard a story about him there where he, this, a plumber found hundreds of thousands of dollars in his wall. Did you read about that? That makes sense because I, if I remember correctly, one of his books is called Joel Austin's ass full of champagne and not a cork insight.

Yeah you didn't hear that story it was no just for real it was a plumber there was a problem with the toilet and he had a smash through the tile and found like $600,000 in there. It's a 14,000 square house for his house because that's what God wants for all of us outside of Dallas. I didn't know Joel Osteen. Does he call himself for prosperity preachers? Well that is what he, he doesn't believe in talking about sin or about hell. He just says keep it positive, high and tight ladies, smiles. Is he just straight up insulating his house with money instead of that like pink panther fuzz?

Well, that's what they recommend. I mean, it's prohibitively expensive, but nothing insulates a house like cash. I mean, I've heard that before. So I'm not surprised he's got the money to do it. Go ahead and do it. So Amy, are you doing the prosperity gospel then? What, we're trying to make a make a make a to make a to make a to make a to make a to make a to make to make a to make to make to make to make to make a to make a to make a bit to make a bit to make a bit to make a bit to make a bit the th. to make a th. th. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. the the the th. the thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ty. ty. ty. ty. today. ty. today. the. thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. are you doing the prosperity gospel then? How's it going? We're trying to make a bid on a stadium and there aren't many for sale so we're just thinking maybe we could build our own on a landfill. Oh okay so you got to buy a landfill. There's a nice landfill in Kentucky.

That the stink isn't too bad. And so we just think, you know, I mean, I wanna believe, you've gotta believe. Yeah, you've gotta believe. And my husband has deputized me to make the decision. So as soon as I wanna pull the trigger. Yeah, are you still working with Mother Barbara? We heard about her last time.

Mother Barbara, well, we have my husband and I were basically the congregation. We made a real decision, you know, that said, you know, Mother Barbara was kind of taking, she was taking too much power and she had a lot of health issues that seem to be based in Lyme disease, but she just couldn't seem to get over it, which I understand is a part of those kind of things that you pick up in the forest, but come on. Oh, she had Lyme disease and it was it was becoming cumbersome on your enterprise. Well, we were, you know, five, five years in. Yeah, yeah, you know.

That's enough Lyme disease. Yeah, she'd get them ticks. Well, I mean, it was initially just antibiotics, but then she started getting into all this crazy, crazy stuff, crazy stuff. And, you know, and she wasn't, she wasn't interested at all in my products as help. I have a, well, I have a vaping company now. It's, it's healthy vaping. It's without the nicotine. It just makes everything smell. So, um... I smell like what? What's the kind of odors have you got?

Well, tobacco, cilantro is one of our most popular... That sounds good. I love cilantro. Or strawberry jello. Oh, sure. My husband loves sausage. So you're telling me I could put something up to my mouth and I could breathe in, but I'm not breathing in nicotine. No. I'm just breathing in whatever. And when I exhale, the whole room is gonna smell like sausage? A mist of kale. Oh, okay. These aren't just, how are these different, forgive me, how are these different from air fresheners? It's a no way an air freshener. What it is is an applied mood, sent mood to your home and your lifestyle.

So yes, it may be coming out, you're sucking it in and out of your mouth, the banana bread spices. But it isn't something you just plug in and you can only smell around an outlet in your bathroom. Okay, I do apologize. So it's different from an air freshener as fuck. Okay, all right. I'm just trying to sleep.

I'm just catching up. It's all right. Yeah, I think that's a fantastic idea because you know what? You got air freshener, you put it in one room in your house. You can only smell it in that I just smell like lotion without having to put it on. Yeah, cut out the middleman kind of. Yeah. Get a different middleman. I wasn't gonna say you do smell like lotion today. And I don't know if you've been vaping or rubbing. Either, both. But I've been told I'm not supposed to comment on how people

smell anymore for too many feelings so I didn't say. Oh geez, but tell me about it. The last I said, oh you smell like strawberry jello, it was a compliment and they took it all wrong. They said oh you have a problem with jello? And I said, no! And then we both just laughed. Oh, well, I'm glad it ended happily. Well, yeah, that sounds frot. All right, so now it's just you and your husband just getting this stadium together

and this is going to be the mega church. I was going to suggest, you know about hog waste lagoonsonsonsons lagoons lagoons lagoons lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lagoes lago? Oh I do know about the hog confinement systems where you know ways to keep hogs in one place but not affect the meat with their their mental state. You have to give them just enough room so they don't go mad and affect the quality of the chop. You can taste it when a pig's been too cooped up. Yeah you can taste it. I the the their their the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the mad and affect the quality of the chop. You can taste it when a pig's been too cooped up. Yeah, you can taste it. I'll send it right back to the kitchen. I sometimes take a bite apart and go, hmm, cabin fever, I don't think so.

Not today, my friend. Back to the kitchen. I would have ordered veal if I wanted to tortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortortur the the to the to torture the to to torture to torture. Hell yeah. And I do. Uh huh. Well, what they do is they gather up a hog waste and they put it in a giant lagoon sometimes. And it's a hogwaste lagoon is what they call. It's just a, it's all, it's just a beautiful lake of hog waste. And at a certain point it's full and then they'll sort of pave over it and you can build whatever. they they'll they'll they'll they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort they'll sort their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th their their th their their their their their. their that? I think it would be more of an arena than a stadium, but that's not bad. We're hoping 54,000. Well that's a lot. Have you considered an old Indian burial ground? From movies I watch that turns out okay usually. Yeah, yeah, they don't

mind. They're up in the happy hunting ground as we learned in episode one of bananas, I believe, way back when or two. And in Bone Tomahawk. Oh, Behover, Brother, Bone Tomah. I'll look into these hog, these hog, what, mud flows? they're...Hog waist lagoon. Yeah, everybody loves a lagoon. What are you going to call your church, because now mega churches are all like the rock, the life, the mount of the sea. It's like cool branding.

We're going to call it guilty until proven innocent. Like a perfume! A perfume! A perfume! Man, that is fantastic marketing. Where? Do you have a church home? Yes, I go to guilty until proven innocent. Oh, yeah. This is like, huge. I can't believe we're hearing about it.

Like, this is like, this is like you're sitting across from Johnny Cash, him saying I'm thinking of becoming a musician. Yeah, this is why. And you can just abbreviate it and call a church guppy. Oh, are you a guppy? Yeah, that's great. Yeah. Guppy.

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But here, today we're talking about season one episode 23, desert justice and this episode has brawling and deception and glued on facial injuries. And it's got a character whose last name changes from scene to scene. That's a real thing on this show. Oh, it sure is we got revolving accents. Yeah, oh, that's right, yes. And we have a wonderful jarring transitions from outdoor location shooting to the sound stage again. I love it when they do that.

And this episode, man, this was a good one. It was written, ready for some fun facts? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Don't you mean living for some fun facts? Yeah. These are these facts I think you'll agree are fun. It was written by Donald Sanford. This is his third of three episodes of Monanza he wrote. This is his third of the Sanford trilogy. This is so we've already we've seen his whole body of work on. Rule of three. Rule of three. Three and out. This is a thri. this is a this is a this is a this is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. th. th. th. th. This is a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. This is. th. th. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.ford Trilogy. And the conclusion of Sanford Trilogy, he wrote a movie called Midway. Listen to the cast. Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda, James Colburn, Hal Holbrook, Tashiro Mifune, Robert Mention, Cliff Roberts and Robert Wagner and Pat Marita.

Oh yeah. Unbelievable. I see it. Yeah. And so Pat Marita begot, Charlton Heston who begot David Mitchum begat. What is the tense? Anyway, go on. There's a lot of begettin going on there. And this fella, later he wrote a lot, and then he became chief executive officer of Stansbury Incorporated, a mining company specializing in Vermiculite. Isn't that interesting? Do you think he used the Dieter's Heimer method? Did he write that episode? Did he? I don't know, maybe he did. Maybe

that's what happened. He's researching mine and Timberin and he says, he's just stuck in his head that whole time. Now I know what to do. It is weird to think that we as Amy and Dalton, not as anybody else's, are going to be actual experts about the show. Well, that's true. Well, and I, as you read the facts, I realize this is an additional to the canon of Christian literature, that we can now interpret these facts in whatever way we want, you know, for homilies and sermons and in all sorts of activities. New holidays, you know, that are bananza-based. Oh, I like that. Yeah. A bonanza-based calendar holidays, you know, it's the Feast of St. Hoss or whatever. Yeah, it's Ditasheimer Eve.

What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? I had a great idea. Well, so that's David Sanford, now he's got into mine. And then on then we got Claude Akin's, oh boy. Claude Akin's big guest during this episode. the tod antagonist on BJ in the bear remember B.J. Yeah until he got a spin-off is that right? He got a spin-off called

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Sometimes. God doesn't give you anything more than you can't handle, and you sure can handle a lot! Jesus, so far no upside to Christianity if it's what I'm hearing. Oh, come on. Just kidding, I'm just kidding. What about the pancake suppers?

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Oh, that makes sense. France. Oh, France? Yeah. Let's see. Let's see. A murder of a striptease dancer becomes someone's top priority. This detectives and murder.

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So what I do is I just, with my clients, I pray online that we aren't gonna lose. Dear, I pray for one holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. I acknowledge one as, and hope to not lose myself in sexual, which is the hottest and more sexy thing you can do is to pray while trying to not get excited. Just a follow-up question, are you clothed or nude during this? I'm completely clothed.

Okay, wow, if that is sense. And they can be new. They can be new, they can do whatever they want because I have nothing to do with it because I'm just trying to keep things together and make sure that they don't get too excited while also knowing that what I'm doing is getting them excited. Wow. Did you say Cam girl? It's Cam girl.

I never heard of that phrase before. That's what, that's like a, used to be phone sex but now it's on the camera. It's your own personal sex worker. Wow. We're checks in with you and you pay him oh I don't know $40 to $250. You don't have to meet face to face. You don't meet you realize they live in Portland and you know you wouldn't want to see him at the grocery store anyway. Oh good point. And so then I just you know do my normal prayers, you know, and then they, because, but the assumption is I'm trying to not, I don't want them to be doing anything because I'm praying so hard. But, and how does that work out? Do they end up doing something? Of course they do, because there's nothing more sexy than prayer. And can you see what they're doing? Oh, yes. And I try to, I, I could say, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, stay, stay, stay, stay, I, stay, stay, stay, stay, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, stay, th, say, say, say, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, say, say, say, say, say, say, th. S, th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. try, try, try, try, th. S. their, their, their, their, their, their, what they're doing? Oh yes. And I try to I could say stay with me don't do it don't touch your genitals. Do not

do not cradle the balls or work the shaft. Do not do that. I am a married woman. Christ is with us. Christ be with you and that's when they just explode. Yeah I imagine there's some fellas that are real into that. Oh that sounds fantastic. Yeah what what is your camera number how do I? Yeah. Well will you just go to lots daughters dot com which is your major source for all things Christian? I'm gonna have to break up with my current Camgirl stacks. She's a lusty blonde, busty blonde. Yeah, man oh man, okay well that sounds great I love the, because I like the idea of getting yelled at during sex. Doesn't have to be

about God but just any getting yelled at. Yeah it's it's it for it's a Christian Kink a Christian Kink. Christian Kinks Get on it. Well this episode also has a woman from Ireland playing a woman from Germany. Her name, the actress's name is Fenton Myler, and how would you describe her accent in this episode? Oh, made up. Uh-huh. I'm crafted from whole cloth.

I teach a little bit of acting and that's called the Euro. It's just a Euro and you just, it's sort of, let the little roll in the other. Then you always see something, amoeba, it can't be anything that you want and it could be French or the etiquette givet Italian. That's amazing. How are you not the richest person on the I don't understand it. Every idea you have is gold mine. It's like you left the room and 18 women from the greater European content just paraded through here. I mean that is incredible. It's why I never heard somebody be from so many different places and it's such a short period of time. I felt like I watched a beauty page on Fast Forward. Yeah

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named Celesta Viagrana. I'd love to hear that. Oh yeah. I wonder what type of country she's from now. She's actually from Ireland. Her father was played by a fellow named John Wyngraff, who was a Jewish fellow from Germany who escaped the Nazis and then spent his entire acting career playing Nazis. That must have been interesting.

Why you Sondi did you like this? A Nazi who tried to take away the a Jaze. Yeah. Is his situation the cheese. Yeah. Is his situation the most extreme circumstance of making lemonade out of lemons? I guess so. I got chased out of my home country by Nazis, but I have this wonderful Nazi accent I can do. Yeah. Well, anyway, he seemed to make the most out of it. That's what you do. If you, if you get paralyzed in a diving accident, you have watercolors you can paint with your feet.

Oh, Joanie! Yeah! Oh yeah! Did you watch that? I watched Johnny. It was a nice 1970s film you could watch in the theater. It was a packed house. Jony. What happened?

She was having a great day because she was 17 years old and she just dove into a lake then had a very shallow bottom. We're talking like two feet and she drove head first and she wore a halo and was in a terrible like turning looked like a rotisserie chicken for half the movie until she learned that she could use a paint brush in her mouth and people started buying her paintings. So can you believe that? It's like it's almost it's good it happened. Yeah. Thank goodness she dove into that like. Another lemonade out of lemons. Now listen, you saw that in the theater because I remember that was on TV and it was appointment television where we were all talking like this, Joni things going to be amazing.

We went up to Savon and got ice cream and then walked back and we're all ready and watch it. What was it about it that you heard beforehand? Did you not listen to much? Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I heard it's both a coming of. that. that. Amazing yeah you can't do that in the same time. And the God believes in you so stop stop subperbition. Yeah. It's based on true story I think yeah. Well in that I remember here and after you know Saturday night fever everybody rushed out to the discos and after Jony everybody was just diving into a shallow water as they could find. Oh yeah I remember that was a craze in the 70s. But that. But that. But that that that that that that that that that the the the that the that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the God. the God. the God. the God. I the. I the. I the. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the God. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. yeah, yeah, I remember that was a craze in the 70s.

But not everyone can water color. That's right. No, turns out. With their feet or their mouth. You've, no, here's it. Now there's a fella in this show named, Will Wright, who played Micah Belly. He's some wonderful things. I have a great clip to show you. But he was in a movie called The 30-foot Bride of Candy Rock and another one called Walk Softly

Stranger and another one called Mother War Tights and another one called Keeper of the Bees. Not the beekeeper. Nope, Keeper of the Bees. Another one called, Here Comes Elmer. But the one I really want to show you the clip of here, he was in a a a a a a the the the the the the the the, th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the the the the the, the the, the, the the. the. thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty-a. thirty-a. thirty-a. thirty-a. thirty-a. thirty-a. thirty-, but the one I really want to show you the clip of here, he was in a short film called U.S.S. V.D. Ship of Shame. That was in 1942. And somebody on YouTube was kind enough to cut together what must be all the best moments from U.S.S. V.D. Ship of Shame. And this is a man-on-man. Each one of these scenes is a doctor and a th-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-svvvvvvvis-s-svvv-sv-sv-svv-svvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv... thiii-sv. thv. thv. thv. thv. to-sv. to-sv. the-sv. to-sv. the-sv.a-sv. the. the. the this is this is a man-on-man. It's a each one of these scenes is a doctor and a sailor and this doctor is a

techno-guff style fella. So here come all the best moments from USSVD ship of shame. You're the guy who said gonorrhea was no worse than a cold. Well I'll bet you never had a cold that felt just like that, did you? Oh, no, no. But, gee, Doc, I'm only human. It's a biological urge. We didn't say it was criminal. We just said if you did to protect yourself. You were taught to pulltake a girl. And you, did you use a rubber? No doc. She said she was married. There you go. Gosh, that's wonderful. Wow. That's good stuff.

You imagine how entertaining that must have been when they showed that on the ship to all the sailors in the Navy in 1942? She was married. Yeah. So how come he didn't use a rubber? Well, she said she said she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she's she's she's. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's she's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. No, th. She said, th. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. they showed that on the ship to all the sailors in the Navy in 1942? She was married. Yeah, so... How come he didn't use a rubber? Well, she said she was married. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. If she was married, her or her husband have never had sex before, so they must be clean. So I'm only breaking up a home to a toilet seat. Oh no.

Really. But that's because we were in Home Depot and it was fun. Oh, oh. You know that remind me I want, speaking of entrepreneurship, I could use a couple of pointers. I once open an eating established called a restaurant. What? What? R E-S-T-A-U-R-O-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-S-S-S-S-S-E-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-S, thO-Ea, th, th, th, th, th. th. that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. Oh, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-L-L-S-I-L-I-I-E-I-E-E-I-E-I-I-E-Ea-Ea-I-S-Ea-Ea-I-Ea-Ea-Ea-Ea-Ea-Ea-Ea-Ea- R-E-S-T-A-U-R-O-O-M, and you just sat on the crapper while you ate and you didn't have to go up to the to the restroom if you felt like to do. You just do it all

while you're eating. So everybody, when you come to the restaurant you are shown to a toilet. Two toilets on a toilet. Two toilets on a toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, toilets, to, to, to, and you, and you, to, and you, and to, and to, and toilets, and to to to to to to to, and you to, and you to, and you to, and you to, and you to, and you to, and you to, and you to, and you, and to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toilets, and you, and you toilets, and you didn't, and you didn't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toilet, and toilet, and you didn't toilet, and you toilet, and you didn't then the server brings you your food. And a roll of toilet. And roll of toilet. I am spitballing this as we go, but that. Okay. Does this, does this check out? Would that make money? That's wonderful. Everything makes money.

Okay. I'm, I am attracting millions of dollars to my head every few seconds. You got to be positive. That's what Joel O says. He says, you just, you know, God rewards those who use the present tense in every sentence. I am right now and always. Oh, wow. Beautiful. Well, I, listen, I'd like to eat at your restaurant. I'm gonna give this is a yes vote for the Restore room. Oh, wow. Beautiful. Well, listen, I'd like to eat at your restaurant. This is a yes vote for the rest all room. Because it is cumbersome to have to say, excuse me.

You know, you're sitting at the table, you're enjoying yourself. You're in the middle of conversation. You have to say, excuse me, I'm gonna get them used to the bathroom. And then it tends tends to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their to be their their their and all that. This sounds like you're not even washing your hands, right? Well you don't need to because you're not touching anything. Exactly. You're already there, you let it go, and then when you're done, sure, do you clean up and wash your hands one time?

That's a good idea. Yeah. I could, I could just ask you if I as it, if it will be on a hog sluice of fecal matter, you know, maybe we could just have that as an extra service during the service which will run three to four hours, you know, if you have to go, you'd go. Yeah, and I would like to further give you this gift where you say, now please open up the book of John and open up your John. Beautiful. Let's go. Yeah. And I'd say you're gonna also want to have your portable air freshener vapes on at all times. That is so. And they situate, we're

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actually drive a stagecoach you hired Bud Osborne he's got the longest resume I've ever seen him a life and he that's just the guy he's the Andy circus of stagecoach driving that's what it is you if you got a shot where there's a real stagecoach driving through the wilderness you said well we got a call bud I was did he work on the movie stage coach he he must he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the took took took took took took took tou the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the wilderness. He said, well, we got to call Bud. I mean, we can get Bud. Did he work on the movie stagecoach? He must have. He worked in the wild, Buffalo Bill Wild West show when he was a youngster. He was also in a movie. I mean, his, his resume, I fell asleep three times reading his resume. And one of the times I woke up and the words I saw before me were the monster and the monster the monster the monster the monster the monster the monster the monster. the monster. the monster. the monster. the monster. the monster. the monster. I was the monster. I was the monster. I was the monster. I was the monster. I was the monster. Hea. Hea. He's the monster. He was the the monster. Hea. He's the wo. He was the monster. He was the wo. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. He's, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, he. He. the, he. the, he. He and the words I saw before me were the monster and the ape. And I looked it up. He was in this wonderful movie. The monster is a robot created by a professor.

After displaying his invention, the robot is stolen by Professor Ernst with the aid of his trained ape Thor. So the monster's a robot and is stolen by a man with a trained ape. Oh wow. I don't know how or why there was a stagecoach in that movie. But there must have had to been, I suppose. Wonder who plays the ape and the robot. Was it bear from B.J. and the bear?

Yeah, would you rather be in the ape suit or the robot suit? Okay, here it is. It's day one of shooting on the monster and the ape. And they, you guys have both been hired and they're giving you a choice. Do you want to be in the robot costume or the ape costume? The robot? Why? Because it's cooler, because it's high tech, and so there's probably some air conditioning inside of it's been designed with thought. And also everyone's scared of people in the ape costumes.

You see human eyes inside of an ape costume and it makes you want to leave the party. Yep. Okay. Well, I have to say I'm happy taking the ape costume. I find it be pliable. Yeah. And I do like to jank off in public with impunity. Oh yeah, okay. That's easier to do in there in the roomy oil and ape. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just trying to think which one would would you rather have everything but the head on? You know what I'm saying? Because you're going to your downtime like that. Oh right. And I think it's... Do I get smokes? Yeah, sure you get smokes. And to clarify, is this like a lost in space one-piece robot or is it like the metropolis sexy robot that's very articulate? I mean what is not sexy. It's like a metal barrel kind of on your

torso is a metal barrel. But I can spin. Sure. Absolutely. All right. As long as I can spin like a cement truck. Wait and I can't spin. No spinning. I'm out. You can't you can train an ape to steal a rube up and not spin around in circles. I can't spin, forget it. All right. Is there a role where a guy's just wearing a barrel going over in Niagara Falls? Because I th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th. You th. I can th th. Sure I can th. Sure I can th th th th. Sure I can't th. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. You can't th. You can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can th. I th. I can guy's just wearing a barrel going over Niagara Falls? Because I think I could spin in that. I'd take that, even if it's no lines. You have no choice but to spin. You did whatever the waves tell you to do. All right. Man, oh man. People used to love that, didn't must have. I want to did read up on that. Or you did. I don't remember anything about it. All right. Well that's all the fun facts. I think we can just about head on into the episode. You guys ready to talk about episode 23. Yes.

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There's no way anything could go afoul with him. Nope, he's just a wonderful man. In fact, he and Adam are going to a dance together in Virginia City to tell us. Well, not before he offers to pitch in and help work and rips his shirt and that's no bother. He just wants to do some good deeds. They've known him a month and he's blind. Yeah, exactly.

Well, he has been working for Cartwrights. heartwripe for a year even though we've been watching about a year's worth of time and I've never seen this fellow on the Rosa Ranch. Man, that moment when he rips his shirt, like it takes a little while before it happens and then and they show you the rip when he, later and it seems like, oh boy, this is going to be very important to the plot that he ripped his shirt. Keep your eye on that fact. No. the fact. No. No. No. No. the fact. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. at all. Not at all. He got that shirt from St. Louis. Is that the Paris of fashions for the United States? Did he say St. Louis? Something like that? Yeah, it's supposed to be a fancy shirt. So okay, that happened. But then here comes Lobo. Sheriff Lobo comes in. And he's playing Marshall, Dodd or Dowd, depending on which scene it is. He., he's got a rifle and he intends to arrest Dave and he clobbers him right he clobbers him in the face with that writhing fierce too. Yeah,

because the pod says you half killed him. Yeah, he must have had some prosthetic makeup effects on the edge of that gun that somehow when he hit him got stuck on his face in a real ham-handed way. Yeah, I'm afraid so. But he knocked out Dave and all the carp rights are upset. What are you doing? This is our friend Dave's sweetest man we ever did know and Marshall Dodd says well I'm taking him in he's arrested for murder. Can you believe it? And so next then we get them opening credits and that we do see the burning map in this episode. And I I I I I I I I I I I I I. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I..................................................................................... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the and we do see the burning map in this episode for I believe the 23rd time they put it in. Then we're in the living room with the Ponderosa and the band, everybody's hostile. Nobody likes this, Marshall Doddown.

He's got to show his credentials to Paul. Paul doesn't like him at all. And yeah, yeah, things are tense but ultimately the the marshal goes away with Dave he brings him into Virginia City he's gonna take them on the stage coach to Los Angeles, California. Coming to Los Angeles, California. Yeah. My husband and I we have a new card game that we do it's for couples therapy. It's called Power Couple and we just trade back and forth credentials and whoever's in charge, then there's a blame for the

whole day, whoever gets the, you know, the credentials. So the credentials is like a hot potato. You don't want to be holding the credentials. It's like, oh, you made dinner and it's all your fault. And then I get the credentials and then it's like like oh but and then we go through all the stuff that I've done wrong. I pass it back to him anyways it's a fun way to spend the night and learn more about your spouse and why they're so mad. Yeah that's a good one oh yeah it's an invitation to dump out all the

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is being terrible to poor Dave who's innocent until proven guilty and everybody seems to agree, and everybody seems to agree he is not going to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be able. to be able. to be able. to be able. to be able. to bea' to bea' to be able. to be able. the their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their... He's their their their their their their... He's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. the. the. thea' toea'l. toea'l. toea'l. toe. th Los Angeles alive doubt is going to kill him on the way and and poor Poor Davis such a sad sack. He's constantly saying oh I'm not going to make it I'm only died and he's going to kill me. It's a sad situation. So that's when they say oh and then we meet our foreigners. Hey, why were they in the show at all? Because there had to be a kiss? That's that. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's their their they? That's they? That's they? That's they? That's they they they they they to have to have their to to to to their to their to their to to their their to to to their to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tie. tou. te. te. te. today. today. today. today. to to to to to to to their their their they in the show at all? Because there had to be a kiss. That's right. Just needs to have a kiss so that there's any interest in watching with the female audience. Yeah, he didn't need to be traveling with her father.

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anything else that's right, that's right. Except there was a funny moment there. I enjoyed it when a hoss seems like he's gonna start some trouble with Dowd. And Dowd takes his shotgun and just pokes hoss in the belly with it. He just sticks his shotgun right and horse his belly. Yeah it was pretty funny. I thought was going was gonna giggle, give out a little pillberries and boy. That's what I thought was happening. Well, okay, that's it. Now they're on their way. They're in transit and Dodd has his gun on Adam.

And as they're, when you're inside the stagecoa, some of the passengers are rocking with the movement of the coach and others are not, which is just an interesting thing about stage coaches. That happens sometimes in our Toyota van where like I'll be rocking and then my husband will just be completely still and you'll see in the background desert desert desert passing. Oh wow. And even though we're in Van Nuys. Isn't that wild? And it's the same patch of desert again and again and again. I thought that was from, they was from different schools of acting. Like Stella Adler teaches desert stagecoach acting where Lee Strasbourg, fuck that, we do city stuff here.

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anyone's tits you put that into a strong box prior to Christmas and it's so cute it sits on top of the mantle and it can be a new holiday tradition with your family. That's a great idea so you could say grandma's drinking, put it in the strong box. That's right, he's not going to hurt anyone this year. I don't not want to twist anyone's tits. Put it in the strong box. Put it in the strong box. Tit twisting is in the strong box this year. We put it away in the strong box for to have a nice God-dame Christmas. Even if you think about it, then you just, you

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this too and heard and it's just if you focus on the herd I can't understand how he's situated it's very confusing She is. Oh, what is? The beautiful state of California. That god-forsensedesear the Desert's California? You've never been to California before? Yeah, I've been to California. I've been to San Francisco lots of there, but... Sure didn't look nothing like that. Well, that's the Southern California. You nothing like that. Well, that's a Southern California. Station right beyond those hills, huh?

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Oh, amen. Amen. Day one of cheerleading practice is just torso measurement? Well, no, you just, you try out and you think you have the skills and they say, no, you're a bottom. We put you because you're the biggest. I don't we can make a sturdy pyramid. Oh man. He's there there now.

Well now that explains both the pom pom and the pyramid tragedy baids. Tragedy charms on your bracelet there. Oh you don't even, I don't even want to bring it up. PTSD. I'm gonna, I'm gonna crack open a grilled cheese vape. Oh yeah I'd like one of those. Hey I forgot to bring slits today for the game of a slitch playhouse stars but there was a couple people who were on there so anyway point is you're entitled to a few sips

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What do you think that mean? looked it up and it was a there was a Chinese gang in New York called the High Binders and it came to become synonymous with corruption. Yep, that's kind of fun. But there was something, there was a reference in this episode, we'll come up on it and I'll tell you about it with that I google and it had no results and it's real weird. All right we'll get in that minute. Now Michael here the stageman the station master. He says, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's kind, that's kind, that's kind, that's kind, that's kind, that's kind, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's th, th. that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's kind that, that's kind that's kind that's that, that's that, the station master, he says, only six for dinner, but how many more could there be? It's a full, goddamn stagecoach. Everyone knows the stagecoats seat six? Yeah. Well, they go in and so now they're at the station. Now I guess the way this works, the station master's going to serve them dinner, and then they're all going to sleep in the dining room, the main area, and station master master is is is is going is going is going is going is going, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in the dining, in, in, in the the the the the the the the they, they, they, they, they, they's going, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, the stage, is the stage, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha, than, than, that that thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. theat theat theat th he says that's not how it's working this time me and my prisoners is gonna have one room all to ourselves and the rest he is I'm

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of the fun is we tell you where to go and then we just's no, there's no way. There's no way. There's no solution, but that's the fun of it. Is you're just frustrated. So they spend the whole weekend probably they don't get any sleep because they're all they're thinking is. We don't tell them the password. Do you feed them? It. We know, there's no food. Wow.

That's the, that's what makes it so profitable. Is that, it's, you know, there's real low overhead. And then the people are just delighted because they get the real experience of having been imprisoned. I bet you get great reviews due to Stockholm syndrome, but by two days and they love you. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's, that. That's, that. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that'stwo days and they love you. That's exactly it. I like that's a good, you have a good plan there because anybody breakfast will tell you that it's the food it's feeding them that eats into the province. Don't do that. Yeah that's smart. Oh man. There's a currake. Oh there you got a

curry down there? Where are the pods from? Well, Kurek, Amazon. Yeah. It's so easy. Man, it is. I love it. Have you ever ordered anything from Amazon? I just buy all my business.

All my business is everything from Amazon. Makes it so easy. That's an online bookstore, Amazon. Well, I don't know, but I put anything in there and it comes to my house and I ship it right back out again. Wow. You guys seen that movie The Human Amazon? The Human Amazon? Yeah. It's just a river full of men. Well, what are we got now? Okay, the horse is taken care of by hoss.

Hoss shot, it takes care of the horse. And that's when we get the most wonderful lines of dialogue here where the fellow says, you better rustle your shanks for what did you say? Misked beans and some side meat. Wild beans and side meat. Side meat. Side meat. What is side meat for crying out left?

Well, I mean, I once had a girlfriend I used to call side meat. She wasn't my steady girl, but you're a piece of meat on the side. Yeah, all right. Well, then they go in and they're eating in silence. It's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, We get to watch, it feels like an hour, but it's probably just 20 seconds of total, complete, eating silence. Real time being, yeah. The bonanza cam, tune in.

Exactly. But we do see the Dave and this lady, what's her name again? I'll forget. They're hitting it off. Dave and Andrea's hitting it off. Yeah, right, but, but, but, but, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's, it're hitting it off, Andrea. Dave and Andrea's hitting it off. Yeah, right. She sounds like a tune in radio. And old Dave is complaining more about how he's sure he's going to get killed, and then heard heads outside to have a cigar, and Dodd tells all the rest of them, hey, you're done eating, go to get killed and then Hurd heads outside to have a cigar and Dodd tells all the rest of them hey you're done eating go to your room he

says everybody to their room he is the eternal father isn't he he really is time for bed time for bed about a story daddy everybody so everybody so everybody so everybody pairs off to their room now and now we get to see Dodd or doubt all alone with Dave and brother all of a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th. the the th is the the tho. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes thoes the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the is the is the is the the their their their their their their their their their their theauuauauaua. the. the is their room. Now and now we get to see Dodd or Dowd all alone with Dave. And brother, all of a sudden we see a different side of Dave, don't we? Dave is just, I swear to God been the sweetest fella you ever wanted to know in your whole damn life, but now that he's alone with Doud, he starts whistling a little tune, and then he says, you know what, that tune is a tune whi says you know what that tune is that was a tune whistled by a girl named Cora and that's when Dodd punches them out you don't you dare say that name and that's a human deer whistle which my husband I if you

whistle any of these songs uptown girl by Billy Joel aha take on me or California California. California. Oh, from the O.C. O.C. It causes violence in others. And you can, it can be sort of a defense thing. So you, but. But it just, it's, it's, the. . Oh, tea.

Now, is that just between you and your husband these songs? Well, well, it's, it is between What are you whistling? Uh-huh, take on me. Oh, yeah. I was just doing that little. Oh, you just do the melody. No, it enrages my husband, so I assume it would enrage others. Oh, so, but it's something you can keep in your back pocket if you're taken at the knees by somebody. I see. Whiph!

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The power of natural whistling. Oh, it's the worst. Well, now, oh, by the way, Dodd at some point claimed that he hasn't slept for over a year, he says. Dave says, when's the last time you slept? and he says, well, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they's, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi...... They're, thi.. They're, thi.. They're, thi.. They're, thi. They're, thi. They yeah, Dave says, when's the last time you slept? And he says, it's been a little over a year and well you must be getting real tired to kind of like I think Dave wants Dodd to fall asleep so he can get up to some shenanigans. Oh sure. But so and it happens we get to see the moment he gets

he sits down the chair and he falls asleep and hethen he wakes up and he sees that he sees his prisoners asleep and he walks around he checks on everybody and he can find everybody but he can't find herd. Herd is not in his assigned sleeping place with hoss and at him and that's when Dodd tho's the marshal and then to the herd is in the stable and herd unleas all the horses in a stampede of Dodd of the Marshall and then for a moment there we got it's it's it's the the pitch it's the the pitch it's the the the pitch to the the the to to the hefix to to to to to to hea to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told told to to told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the to the to the the the to the the their. Hea. their. Hea. their. Hea. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to of the Marshall. And then for a moment there we got it's pitchfork my pitchfork versus shotgun. Yeah. And it seems like Hurd is going to put a pitchfork into the Marshall but the Marshal fires off a shot and kills Herd Cutler. And boy talking about spinning that that shot that he takes he does a full pirouette like a ballet movie that was really something. Beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful he says can I, t, t, t, t, t, t, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi's a thi's a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiauia' thi's pitch, it's a the thi, it's a th he takes he does a full pirouette like a ballet movie that was really beautiful yeah beautiful he says can I show off some of my ballet director in my final moment

if you're not going to give me a line why do you think we were cast so he goes down but people everybody still so suspicious of this marshal they come out and Adam is like he murdered him and God is trying to say nope you don't understand Dave is a bad man, he's a murderer, that fellow there is his confederate, nobody believes him. Horses are everywhere. The horses have run wild. They're gone. They're gone. It's bad news.

And meanwhile, Dodd has been stampeded with horses. He broke all of his ribs. Luckily, Dr. Strasser is there to give him a very peculiar examination where he's like tickling his side with his fingers. It's very peculiar. It's Caterpillar Energy Work. That's what it looked like, yes. Caterpillar Energy Work.

If I'm being honest, I'm a bit more of a pianist than a doctor, but I'm a piano tuner, so let me tune up your ribs. My daughter, yes, she's Austrian, but she's also like Nell. Right. Well, now Dodd deputizes Adam because Dodd says, hey, I know you and I don't see eye to eye. You think Dave is a wonderful person and innocent, and I say he's a murderer. But here I am, laid up with broken bones. I have no choice but to deputize you. And this is something, I don't think I've heard this before. If a marshal says I have deputized you, you cannot refuse. That's right. There's no way. That's the rules of the game. That's the thrass the the the rule way. Thea the rule the rule the rule the rule the rule. T. T. T. T. There's the rule. There's the rule. There's the rule. There's the rules. There's the rules. T. There's the rules. T. There's the rules. T. T. T. Thea. T, the rules. There's the rules. That's the rules. That's the rules. That's the rules. That's their is their is their is their. There's their. There's their. There's the rules. There's the rules. There's the rules. There's the rules. That's the rules. That's the rules. That's the rules. That's the rules. That's the rules. That's the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the the the rules. the rules. the the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules. the rules of the game for deputizing. Now Adam is a deputy marshal. He can't do anything about it.

That's his job. And he has to see to it that his buddy Dave makes it to Los Angeles for a trial. Now there's a moment there where Dodd and Adam are talking. And Adam now, he's sort of like, Adam has a different attitude toward Dave. Just because he's been deputized the deputy's been deputized all of a sudden he's very suspicious of you. That's right. And Dave at some point says to him, huh, sure, I'm Billy the kid or Jackass Sam, he says. Now I went and googled Jackass Sam.

And absolutely nothing came up. This is the only reference anywhere in the world to somebody named Jackass Sam. Now you go yes please see if you can find anything. Put it in to ask Jeeves. Yeah ask Jeeves who Jackass Sam is. Do you have an Ask Jesus web search engine? No oh that's a wonderful idea. Because he knows everything. I just put everything on lots daughters I drive all traffic to that one website, because that's what my social media director said, you always just want it to be the one place for all product. Are you finding anything of Jackass Sam?

No, but let me check somewhere else. All right, he's got an idea where to check. Because I thought to myself, how would that, why would it be that the writer of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, the writer, tho, tho, the writer, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the that, that, that, that, threate, threate, threate, too, too, too, too, too, too, too... toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. to check. Because I thought to myself, how would that, why would it be that the writer of this episode would invent a, you know, a bandit on the level of Billy the Kid and name him Jackass Sam and put him in the script like that? Well, it sounds like a bit of a throwaway name. Like he didn't, you know, if I, for me, I would think a couple of thoughts more, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. thin, thin, you, thin, thin, thin, you thin, thin, you, you thin, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th..... thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, to thin, to know, to know, to know, to know, to know, to know, to know, to know, to, to, to, to, to, to, know, thoughts more after that I'd say, what's even more funny, you know, saying, like, you have to have three or four ideas in the two names, you know, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, yeah, Cass, fuck, chop, Charlie. Now, that has the two C's, and then, or, uh, cock, Charlie. Now that has the two C's and then, and then, or, cocking balls, cocking balls, canane.

Uh-huh. So it's like, hey, uh, who do you think I am? Billy the kid or chop, chal, Charlie? Fuck, chop, chop, Charlie? Cocking balls, canane? Yeah, that's the key chop, Charlie. Cockin' balls canine. Yeah, that's the key sound all over. Yep, it works. I thought it was lazy writing.

Yeah, well, but the other thing he could have done was to say like Jesse James or something like that. Or maybe, maybe Jesse James came later. I just, I wish we could ask Donald Sanford. I don't think a lot of thought it went into it. I hate to say, Bonanza, a lot of the time it's distracted writing, which I really enjoy, writing that you know somebody didn't take a second Passover. And that, that's, the whole series is a lot of distracted justice.

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Yeah. I almost thought they were going to start a new story right at the end of the show because they all got on that stage coach. Yeah. And I thought oh is it still happening? Oh yeah. They're halfway through the story of Dave and by the time the episode ends that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeseseseses through the story of Dave, and by the time the episode ends, that's about right. Now, what were the fruits of your search-ins over there? Nothing, friend. I couldn't find anything. You know, that reminds me, I was reading one of them James Bond books one time, and the author Ian Fleming had this turn of phrase, and I'd google it, and I never could find out.

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that part, can I went and and I popped myself a mini diet coke? Because that's how I watched the show is semi distracted. Oh with a one of them mini diet coke. That's just a right. And then I crushed it in one hand because you can. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I that, I that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, did that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did that, did that, did that, did that, did that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's them many diet coats. That's just the right size. That's just the right. And then I crush it in one hand because you can. Yeah, that's what's nice about those. You don't have to dress it like the Hulk to do it. Yeah, that's a good feeling. Well, Dave is making an ally of Andrea.

And I think we're meant to understand this's how my mother used his edge. He's getting real creepy and then he says sit down and they kiss and and he wants her to go get the keys from the marshal now the marshal is in there with broken bones but the keys to the strong box where all the guns is in his pocket and she's she's not sure about it and then that's when he said this is the line that turns her listen that you if anytime you need to convince somebody of anything just say this and it'll do it he says I guess a back fence stray like me doesn't have the right to ask people for help that's all he needed to say and she said all right I'll get the keys. A back fence stray. A back fence stray like me.

Fence stray. And like he's a kitty cat? Well, like the fancy strays will come to the front fence. Yeah, back fence tray I think is a Tomcat who's out there making this noise. Yeah. Oh, when they want a mate. Does it work on ladycatch? Because I hear it and I think, I don't want any part of it.

You try it on stacks, it'll work, let me tell you. Oh, brother. Oh, boy. Now, I learned that from the fellow who was my best man at my wedding slut, you banks. He taught me how to do that as a type of mating call and it works cross species. Now, Andrew comes in the the the the the the the is her father, the doctor, and her father says, I gave him some medicine and he's, he ain't gonna move but an eyelid till morning, and then he says, okay, well let's get going to bed, and she says, well, I'll hang out here for a minute, and she doesn't give any reason, and there is no conceivable that she would stay alone in the room with an unconscious man while her father goes off bed but he accepts it he says all right she's Italian

right that she learns it this way then I had to have a talk with her all right you have your way with him he is as I say out down for the count till morning so enjoy yourself I guess is the subtext he leaves and she then steals the keys to the strongbots with the guns and but it turns is the subtext. He leaves and she then steals the keys to the strongboats with the guns. But it turns out the dial was awake after all. And he noticed that she did that. So now she gives the keys to Dave. Dave unlocks the keys and Adam hears something.

Or Dave unlocks the shackles. Adam here something. Adam here something he comes in and now it's Adam versus Dave and it's got to be fists. Although at some point Dave throws his chains and it makes a cartoon sown over Adam's head. But that's the only weapon other than that it's just fists flying. Yeah, yeah. And who do you think wins for him to say of course it's Adam? Of course it ad. And very quickly, pummels Dave to the ground and he's pummeling him and pummeling and that's when Dowd comes around with his shotgun now. He's injured, but he's got his shotgun and his head is full of morphine I guess.

He says, Adam, you punch him one more time and I'll shoot you. This is a real reversal. He's been beating up on Dave through this whole episode. And hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. He he he he he he he he is he is he is he is he is he's he's he. He's he, he's he, he's he, he's he, he's he's been he, he's he, he's he's he's he's he's he's he, he's he, he's he, he's he, he's he, he's he, he's he, he's he, he's he, he's th. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's beaten up on day throughout this whole episode. And then he says to him, something like, my whole life, all I wanted to do was kill this guy. But now I see you punching him and I don't want to, I don't want to be what you are. No. Yeah, well, that's a snap judgment. Yeah. I don't want to be what I made you be. I have been for years furious to the point of murder with this man, and I've been beating him up ever since I saw him, and then I deputized you, and now you're beating them up and I don't want to become what you are. Maybe the problem is the badge.

It's the badge. So the end of this episode, Dave is after all, headed off to Los Angeles to face trial, and Adam and Haas are gone with and I guess that lawyer Larry S. Parker. H. Parker is gonna defend him even though now we know he's a murderer. Yeah. Yep. You know I was just realizing we don't have all that many episodes left much less in the show but this season like it's foreseeable future we're gonna get out a season one of Benanz. Ain't that a crime? Oh that's tr season. Like it's in foreseeable future we're going to get out of season one of Bonanza. Ain't that a crime? Oh, that's true season one of Bonanza. I don't know how many episodes. I don't know. There's 30 or 30 and this was episode 23. Do you know this is going to make you guys sad? There's only four hundred and seven episodes left of Bananza and if we keep doing them at this pace, we only have 61 more years of doing this. Jeez. So that's pretty rough.

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but it can also be, you know, sharp, sharp things or just ideas. This is that strong box we're talking about. Give the keys to the children, All right, that's good to know. Don't let dad have them. He's not feeling good lately. Because the sad, seasonal, effective disorder. Oh, yeah. That's a serious.

And a lower testosterone as you eat? Is that? No all the testosterone. Those are pure testosterone. I'm oozing testosterone. Yeah, yeah, dangerously high testosterone. I'm trying to get vapes that instead of nicotine have testosterone and then they just smell, smell of salt. That's a great idea. What does estrogen smell like? It smells of bloody meat.

Is that okay? I shouldn't assure that mixed company. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's good to know. Yeah. Well, I love all your ideas you told us about today. And I don't know if this is going to air after Christmas, but if it's, what, who cares?

Happy Christmas and happy New Year if you're an atheist we hope you get the laundry done yeah enjoy your Chinese food all right folks that's our episode and we're sure glad you joined us and we'll see you next time it'll be 20 20 god damn two some shit all right sign off bananas for bananas brought to you by with Maria Bamela with Maria Bamford and Matt Gormanas for Bananza's brought to you by Andy Daly with Maria Bambford and Matt Gorman theme song by Matt Gorley with the Journeyman, which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff, and Wade Ryan. Bananas for Bonanza is mixed and edited by Brett Morris and

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