Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #25: “Escape To Ponderosa” and “The Avenger”

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyThings go off the rails early as guest Raiza Licea joins Dalton, Mutt and Amy to discuss, accidentally, two different episodes of Bonanza. One member of the panel bursts into tears, two of them fall asleep and they all learn a thing or two about the challenges of leading a Christian lifestyle in Miami.Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 1/27/2022 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're about to listen to Bananas for Bananza episode 25. This is Andy Daly. Here on this free feed, I'll be re-releasing all of the back episodes of Bananas for Bananza one every other week. If you want to hear new episodes, add free, please subscribe to my Patreon at Patreon. tho. tho. the entire Bananas for Bananza Archive is also waiting for you there and you can access lots and lots of bonus content. So do that. Okay, so consult your TV guide. Get your great outdoors inside. Take some ponderosa pride and forever made. Right. I'm bananas for bonanza. Yeah. I'm bananas for bonanza. Heee-ha!

Ha! Ha! Damn! All right, Taylor, fire the bullet in the air. How does it ever happen that a bullet will come right down and hit the person that shot it in the air? You have to be the most accurate marksman for that to happen to have no tilt on that axis, and I'll tell you what,'ve done it 12 times. You have. Yeah. You've been struck by your own bullet coming down and it slows down

because gravity is slower than bullets. That's true. So by the time it hits your head it's just a terminal philosophy. It's like getting hit by a penny from empire. It's a myth that it'll kill you. Is that right? I don I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't know. I don't know. I don't I don't I don't know. I don't I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I I I I don't. I I I I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't th. I don't know. I don't know know. I don't know. I don't know know. I don't know. I don't know know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. for Bananza. I am Dalton Wilcox. I'm a cowboy and a cowboy poet and from the American West. And of course we're talking about Bananza on this show, like we always do, it's the best TV show to ever was on the television of any time in the history of television or time. And today we're talking about season one episode 25, escape to Ponderosa. This episode has gunfire, it has a baby horse, it has an actor with a

set of gigantic false teeth, and I don't know why, and a horny young lady living all by herself in the wild country of the West. I mean this episode has everything. And I am joined as always by my co-host Amy Sleverson. Yes and you can also stream this episode on free conference call which is my new streaming service. Your new streaming service is free conference call. Yes. How does that work? You dial in and you put in Bonanza and then you get to listen to the whole episode. And imagine what's that? that's going? the wild. the w wild. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. Yes. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the wi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the in Bonanza and then you get to listen to the whole episode and imagine what's going on.

What a great idea that is. Wow. And if people, because you see streaming services, it's streaming services will charge your arm and a leg every month and this is literally free. the ad supported? Is it ad supported? Well my husband could call you later and try to sell you on something. Well, I think what mud is asking is, how do you make money in this deal?

Oh, well, that's the thing. It's a, it's a, it's an, it's a engine, it's a false engine. I'm learning about false engines in business where you you don't make any money. Wow, now that's kind of cutting edge. I have to say that's a risky venture, but you got to break the eggs to make a convent. That's my understanding. You certainly do. We don't know what's going to happen. It's exciting. You're way ahead out there. Because I heard that about them, some of them, Twitter, they say Twitter hadn't made a dollar yet. Oh yeah. Right. So that's, you're on that model. That's what we're on. We're on. And if you want to, we have also have a social media platform called chitter chatter.

Okay. Chitter chatter. And it's just you come over and sit on our porch. It's not even on the computers. I love it. It's not on a computer. Oh, what a great idea. We just repeat things back to each other, things that you just said. That's fantastic. Again, it sounds fantastic. That is fantastic. Hey, you know what else is a risky venture? What?

What? I just learned I did. Oh, you gotta be joking around. Which one did you watch? Well, it was, first of all, had a different theme song, I'm not kidding you, have you got, wait a minute. And it was all slow-paced drama about the cart rats being hung for a murder they didn't commit. Oh. So I'll talk about that one as we go along. Wait a minute. What, what, what happened here? When you mentioned the small horse, I was like, I didn't see no small horse.

Well, maybe we should split our own podcast. Good hammer. My people didn't have teeth. Yeah. So right. And a nice young fella comes to town, helps him out. Yes, yes. I remember him specifically because in the intro when they mentioned the special guests, yeah, I don't know why but the lighting made him look like he had chola eyebrows Right, that's true. Yeah, yeah, high painted on chola eyebrows. I said I thought the same thing speaking a special guest today. Oh, yeah, do yes, do. Rice aliasias is hey, hey, you say your names. Rice aliasa. Oh, rice aliasa. Oh, yes. Right. Right. Much cooice, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I I I I I. Right, yes, I. Right, yes, I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right, th. Right. Right, th. Right, right. Right, th. Right, a. Rice Alice. Yes.

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Oh wow. Yes. Beautiful. That's fantastic. What is that Spanish? What? What? that's, we have this baby in this house we're living with and that's a nurse. What? Anelephante sabalanciaba. What? An elephante sebalanciba.

That's, we have this baby in this house we're living with and that's a nursery rhyme. We gotta sing to her. That's very smart to sing to do Spanish songs for them. Oh, she loves it. It's about an elephant living in a spider's web and saying, I'm Yeah, that's great. Really? Oh yeah, true story. This is a true story. I'll get a Mona civet to the say the Mona Cicada. That's my saying. Although the monkey dresses in silk, she is still a monkey. I've never been true. Doesn't matter what language you say it in. I love silk. That's a little bit like a lipstick on a pig right. It's the same kind of an idea. That's it. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. on a pig, right? It's the same kind of an idea. That's it. How did this go wrong? Clearly, I must have told you guys to watch the wrong episode.

Well, no, I think you guys watched the wrong episode, because we watched the one after the stranger, which was last week, right? No. No. Episode 25 is escape to ponderosa. episode 26 is the Avengers. Let me, is there a picture? Yeah, there they are in a jail sale. That's the one. That's the one you watched. We did it.

We really boned it. Yeah. But how could it be that you both did? I can't be. Uh, odd questions. Well, I have a whole line of products based on the episode I watched. Which one did the th, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th. th. th. th. tho, you watched, we thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, we th. We th. We th. We did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. the thi, the thi, the thi, thi, the the thi, the the thoooooooooooooooooooo. the the thooooooooo. We thoo. We tho, tho, th. the one with the, where they do the House of Cards. Yes. And that's a new, we're going to put out a card game called God, you know, it's a godly game where you don't actually play the game because that's not godly. You just make a house of cards and it's just a metaphor for what it's ever going on in

your life. Oh. Oh. Oh, Maria. . Who, I I I I I I I I't know anyone in the world named Maria. Why would I say that? I just met a girl named Maria. Oh, wait, how do you solve a problem like Maria?

I don't know. Amy, is there anything in your life currently that could be the metaphor for a house of cards? Oh, well, I think this episode because it no it's the fact that we all thought we were gonna watch the same show but it's it's really you know podcasting and connection with human beings depends on communication. Oh you got that right yeah and that's why instead of using the internet I shout I shout oh you just shout and annunciate. you don't go near the internet, I shout. Oh, you just shout and annunciate. You don't go near the internet anymore at this point.

Oh no. But your whole business is on there? It's all on the internet. Do you shout your tweets? I shout my tweets. I say, hashtag, done. Ha-au! I heard that the other night. I heard that the th- Well, I could not be more discombobulated at the start of it.

Sometimes these episodes are a bit of a mess, and today it's going to be an unprecedentedly big mess. What do we do? It is inconceivable and unprecedented. The two people have watched one episode and the other two people to watch the other episode. But we can't combine both into one episode because then we'll the episode. It it it. It we'll the episode. It will. It will. It will. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the then we'll lose an episode of this podcast. It won't be 431 episodes long. I know. So I think we're going to talk about episode 25 because we never have talked about it. We can't skip 25 and go to 26. And and Riza and I will just do our best. Well but you can also, Riz, you said that you had watched episode 26. Oh yeah, I watched episode 26 very, very high and I have so many notes. Oh, very high on drugs. You was high on drugs watching Bonanza?

Oh, I was high watching Bonanza. That's the only way. That is a violation of Bananza. Is it? Is it? Bna? Oh, it's a thtime and then I was like, oh, I didn't need this. I didn't need this. When somebody asked me, Dalton, you ever get high on drugs? I say I get high on Bonanza, I say I get high on Bonanza.

I say I get high on Bonanza. That's right, it's visual payout. Yeah, that's gonna be the pregame. That's right. choose though some of them could be real downers. We might not want to go out after. A lot of women die. I heard that. I know as far as to say most women die. Yeah there's also not that many in. No, no there's not. Just one. Well this episode has a woman named Netta in it who lives real close she's like a neighbor of the Ponderosa so her character she's in 25 obviously she's in 26 and all going on the. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the rest. No, I'm afraid, but there is another woman in this who sort of giz on her own named Sally, I believe. Yeah, was it Sally? She was really pretty.

Really pretty. Had the cutest little dress, but... Well here's what I'm gonna say here. Were her breasts pronounced? Yeah, I think so. They were covered, they were covered, they were covered, but nice. Sometimes they're the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. It is. It is. It is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the covered, they were covered, but nice shape. Sometimes they're in little circles beneath the cloth. Oh, that sounds uncomfortable if you sweat, then you get sweat circles. Nobody's comfortable on this show. Nobody was comfortable in the old west. No, it was hard times. Now, okay, I'm problem solving in my mind right now. I'm thinking, you guys can go ahead and if it went apropos share some of your thoughts about episode 26. We might also say if Rises

available to come back next time to talk about episode 26 yeah that invitation will be extended. That would make sense. It does make sense. All right. Okay. I'm down. I just will say this about episode 26. Okay and I was looking forward to talking about this and you wouldn't know this risaiza because rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise rise. I I I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. I. It. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm so. I'm. I'm. I'm so. I'm. I'm. I'm so. I'm. I'm. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm. I'm. I'm. I was looking forward to talking about this and you wouldn't know this, Riza, because it's only one you've seen. Okay. The show changes. What do you mean the show changes? The music, the theme song is different. Oh.

How, how's it different? Because Dalton, this one's, Amy, this one's the heaviest, most dramatic episode of Bonn, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the And they changed the music to be a drama. Oh my God. There's no bum, bada bum, it's all bono. Oh yeah, it's an aggressive episode. Yeah, that's what, maybe that, yeah. Is it like Will Smith's new take on the Fresh Prince? Ooh.

I haven't heard about that. Is he doing it? the stale king. It's not a comedy anymore. Oh it's like a tele-novella. Yeah. Like a dark gritty fresh Prince Bel Air. Oh my goodness. I mean I love it when it gets darkly. Yeah this was a very special episode of Banffa I gather. How exciting. Yeah. Well let's talk about this episode that was not very exciting and not unusual. We chose wisely. I can't believe it. Well, all right. This episode is called Escape to Ponderosa. No, it's not.

Well, and the Avengers. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Here on this episode 25 of Bananas for Bananza, we are discussing both escape to Ponderosa and the Avengers. Wellthe episode 26 of Bananas for Bananza we will only talk about the Avengers. Well shouldn't we watch the other one? Oh that's right! That's exactly what we'll do. Fair. Okay folks you it's gonna be bumpy

for two episodes. Well and maybe that's what Bonanza is really about. Oh yeah I search for meaning why are we here? Why are we here? Why are we here? Why? You guys read Primo Levy? What's that? Well. I know a little Italian, I think it must be the first levy. No, it's the story of the Holocaust from a first person memoir. But... Who wrote it? Primo Levy? Oh, that's the person's name. Yeah, anyways, the point is that I, you know, sometimes in in not knowing we will we will find knowledge. In not knowing we will find knowledge. I'm just spitballing. I was going to make that on a wreath or insert. You guys have wreaths? Yeah.

Well sometimes you got to change your inserts. What do you mean I don't even know what a wreaths? Yeah. I'm around Christmas time. You got to change your inserts. What do you mean? I don't even know what a wreath insert is? The thing you put in the center. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh okay. I also got to change urethras. You got to change your urethras? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've heard that too. the the thi according to the holiday. Yeah, yeah, I've heard that too. It's like, I know a gal's got a mistletoe urethra come December. I'm serious. Yeah, I'm serious. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. that's how it was. They thought I was crazy. No, we do. Yeah. Well now, Ryza, you was telling us before we got started that this episode of Bonaza. the first time ti. you. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. the. I. I. the. the first time you ever seen Bonanza. How's that possible? What went wrong in your life? Did you not have television? Yeah. Were parents that gave you good guidance? Yeah, no. We did have a TV, but I was a middle child of six kids.

So like, you can't be, that's not possible. Yeah. How are you going to be the same. We're both the middle. Are you the third or the fourth? I'm the one, wait, La Gagara. I'm the fourth. So you're late middle. Yeah, I'm late middle. Okay. Is there a Spanish speaking version of Bonanza?

Something that's, wee, deeply boring and Western. No. No, not that I can think of. I was little. I was little. I was little. I was little. I was little. I was little. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. to. to. the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. of. I pity you. Yeah, I feel when I was little, I just watched like, what pasa USA and like, tele novellas in Spanish, but everything else was just all like the black sitcoms and like, that's all I would want. But you would say, based on what you've seen, Bonanza speaks to the Latino experience. I mean, I think it speaks to the Latino experience, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, uh,think it speaks to the Latino experience, considering there's not that many actors in the episodes, just like Latinos and TV shows or nowhere.

there was no there was nobody of no Latino in the episode you watched. I'll just to fill you in on future and past episodes when there are Latin characters they're often played by white people too. Oh I'm not surprised. You're not, okay. I'm not, okay. I'm not, okay. I, um. I, um. I, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, considering. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the episode you watched. I'll just to fill you in on future and past episodes when there are Latina characters, they're often played by white people too. Oh, I'm not surprised. You're not, okay, I just. And spoiler for next week, there's also none in episode 25.

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Like we did there and this is because It's weird like the way that they act is so monotone and so weird and I love that shit so much and I was like I need to start watching from the beginning Oh, you got me like you're in for a treat. I cannot wait. And I'm gonna tell so many people. Oh, oh, oh fantastic. And I'm gonna tell. And I that, and I that, and I'm that, and I that, that, that, that, that, I'm that, that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th. Um th. Um, um th. Um, um that I th. Um, um th. Um, um th. Um, um th. Um, like, like, like, like, like, um th. Um, um th. Um, um th. Um, um th. Um, um th. Um, um th. Um, um th. Um, um, um, um, um, um, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that that that th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. th. from the beginning. Oh, you got me. You got me. You're in for a treat. I cannot wait. Oh, fantastic. And I'm going to tell so many people to watch it. Like I genuinely have.

A lot of people come on here and go, I don't get it. This shows trash. It's just nice to know somebody appreciates, interested in signing up with my spell it out script writing and acting seminar what what we do is how they act and write on Bonanza which is you just say exactly what's happening in real time yeah you know so you say I did I've shot something with my husband this weekend and it's we have 30 a cast of 30 players which is my collection of stuffed animals and so so And it's, we have 30, a cast of 30 players, which is my collection of stuffed animals.

And so Dirty Pig will be opposite a teething giraffe that we got at CVS. Sophie, I have her. They'll say, I, you know, teething giraffe will say, I am looking you with derision because I'm not certain what you're saying about your relationship with airport raccoon is true. And then dirty pig says, just as you look at me, I stare hopefully into your eyes because I have to pay him the $60,000 today, like you know what's happening. There's no question, where are you in the story you are? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was just, it was just, it, it. It. It's, it. It's, it. It was, it. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it, it was, it was, it, it was, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, you. the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. the relationship. the relationship. the relationship. the relationship. the relationship. the relationship. the relationship. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. teat. teat. teat. teat. teat. te. te. te. te. the. te. te. their te. the $60,000 today, like you know what's happening. There's no question, where are you in the story you are?

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was, it was, they just had no emotion. I mean, like, people are about to die. And I don't want to, can I, can I say something? I think it's gonna happen. Okay, well, well, like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they, they're, they're, the.. they. they're, they. th. th. they're, th. tha, tha, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, to hang. And like, when they get saved, oops, spoiler, like, nobody claps, nobody has any emotion. I'm like, Latinos, you know, you land in Puerto Rico and everybody's clapping or like, you know what I mean?

Like, you're like, woo, we landed, yeah. And inside these motherfuckers just got saved their lives. And they were like, they're just like, they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they they they, they they they, they, they, they, they, they, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, to to to to to to to to to to to to th to th to th to to their. their. the rope off themselves with their own ass. And then just like turned around and walk down and the sheriff's like okay cool like days over like whatever. I'm gonna go back home. Yeah, do you remember the biggest concern when the fellas come in to see Adam and Ben in the jail was we ought to give you a close shave because the hemp can catch on short whiskers and be painful. I was, well and Bonanza they shoot the rehearsal. That's what's happening. So everything, all the rehearsals are taken and directly cut into the show. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

That's beautiful though. There isn't any way that's sort of, it's just like, you know, the hanging itself. There ain't nothing we can do about that, but we can help you have a smooth introduction to the rope. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's very kind. Well I can't wait to watch that one now. It's something. I love to see those fellas clean shaving.

Well, you don't though. They say it's, they're not, they're not here for it. Oh, they're going to wear their their their shoes. Yeah, they're gonna wear their shoes. They're advised not to. Yeah. Why? This is a fall off. Was that what? I don't I didn't understand like because I was like, so what if they fall off? Who cares? They're gonna be dead anyways? What are you gonna be in bears? At your tolls or their to be saying boots, you keep saying shoes. I'd rather wear my boots up to the noose and kick them off, then walk up there like a child in a pair of goddamn socks. Yeah.

Isn't that when your legs, once that you lose the blood your head, they begin to seize? And so wouldn't your boots shake a little bit? Oh, I'm sure they would. Shaking in the boots, that's probably what that comes from. And to mention nothing about the fact that they probably is gonna shit themselves. Oh, 100% of it. Oh, no, you lose control of your bowels. Yeah, they don't offer them an opportunity to go to the toilet so I know I would. I hear you because you got to if you hang a picture on the wall all wrong, sometimes that whole, by the end of the day that

whole wall is down. And I was hanging up a picture of me being hung. So terrifying. Well this episode, I don't believe anybody gets hung in this episode more like just shot and I'm ready to share some fun facts with you about the past episode 25. Even though that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- tho- tho- tho- tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. By th. By th. By th. By th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th of th of th of th of tho tho thooo thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the the fun facts with you about the cast of episode 25, even though you guys are not familiar with these actors, but Jimmy Sutton was the ultimate bad guy in this episode. But they're interchangeable. Yeah they are. Boy do these two guys look alike. Sutton and Tyler hard to tell them apart. They could be playing brothers, but they're not. I thought he was the baby Colt for a second. Oh, the baby. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, s. Su. Su. Su. Su. Su. Su. Su. Su. Su. Su. Su. Sui, th. Sui, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they're not. I thought it was the baby Colt for a second. Oh, the baby, well you hear about this baby hurts. This is intriguing me. There's a lot of that they all, like they look alike.

Maybe it's a hat too, because it's like a uniform. The makeup, the grooming, everything. It doesn't help the... I'm gladton or he's me. Oh yeah no I call myself mud all the time. I'm a tara they saboia. You mean, you know. These two have, two people watch the wrong episode, two people speaking a different language. This episode, this is crazy everything that's happening. So, okay. Joe Moros played Jimmy Sutton. Now, Joe Moros, later in his career was on Highway to Heaven and on Quincy. So Highway to Heaven, he's being reunited

with Michael Landon. And on Quincy, he's being reunited with Pernell Roberts. I'd like to know what that was like. Hey, you remember me? I was on that episode of Bonanza first season. And probably, what do you remember me? I was on that episode of Bonanza first season and probably what do you think I would say no. I mean, Prunel Roberts was like, I don't fucking remember. But I've been Michael and I was like, sit down, let me tell you about the Lord. It was, yeah, those are better reunions. He was also Joe Moros in a TV movie of the week based on the autobiography of G. G. G Gordon. No shit. Yeah. G Gordon Liddy. Fair questions. Yeah. He went to jail for helping to organize the Watergate break-in and then he wrote a book about himself and they made a movie of the week about it. Well he was a guy

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what it does? It smells like a barbecue. I guess that's true. I bet it does. They're always hungry after. We're eating barbecue after. I'd go for a burger right now just talking about it. Well then you had Grant Williams who again is a he's a dead ringer for Joe Moros unfortunately. Grant Williams was the lead actor in the Incredible Shrinking Man. You ever see that? You ever see that trailer or you seen that movie? I seen the movie a long time ago thinking it would be like the incredible shrinking woman with Lily Tollin which was a I the the th th th I th I th th I th I th th I th I th th th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. I th. I th. I th. I tho tho tho tho th. I tho th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. I seen the movie a long time ago thinking it would be like the incredible shrinking woman with Lily Tomlin, which was a fun little romp.

Yeah. And I was real disappointed in the original. It's just heavy drama. But now it's a part of it is, he's a fellow who has a cat. And he gets shrunk down to the size of even smaller than a mouse, and then the cat becomes a major antagonist to him. He's living in a dollhouse, and the cat at some point is cramming his paw into the windows of the dollhouse.

This is a serious movie, you say. Oh, it's a very serious movie. Yeah. But what I'm curious to know, I don't never did have a cat. If any of you had, do you think that would happen? Oh, yeah. If you got small enough to wear your cat, 100% really, our cat, I know for a fact, if you die, they say, if you die, I think a dog has like four or seven days before it'll eat your face,

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Yeah, they don't have teeth, their teeth don't last. So a pug, even a, even a healthy pug will gum its food? Yeah. I didn't know that. So you're just going to have a pugs, multiple pugs gumming you until you're gone. That could take years. And that's a beautiful part of it. It's natural. Oh yeah, that is. Except for the breeding. It's like a little massage, just the whole time. Yeah. Ashes to ashes dust to pug food. Gums to gums. What do you, how many, I'm just, just to get a mental picture,

because I'm sure you have one, how many pugs are you imagining? Well, right now, as we speak, there are 60 pugs looking for homes, who are between the ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages ages to 15 ages to 15 ages to 15 ages to 15 to 15 the ages 15 and 20 in Southern California. Wow, I hope to be laid to rest. Do you know if these are pugs that somebody said, I'm tired of it, I want to get rid of it? Or are they pugs that have never had a home?

No, well, you don't know their stories always. But sometimes pugs are left off. Because of their brachiosophalic, they can't have. They they. They can can can can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. are left off because if they're breathyosophalic, they can't have problems breathing and so they have health problems when they get older because they've been bred so much. Remember when I said they've been bred so much? Yeah, yeah, yeah. To look cute. Yeah, yeah. So the result is they have no teeth and they can't breathe. Well what't have homes! Well, what's cuter than that? Wow. I'll tell you. Is your toothless, a toothless little creature

that cannot breathe? And if I had my druthers, it would be only the ones who eat me, would be only the mermaid pugs. What's a mermaid pug? They've lost. They've their. They've. They've. They've. They've. They've. because their hips. My God. And so their backs are kept in little bags. And they call them mermaid pugs. That's right. How many mermaid pugs are there? Oh there's at least 20. Okay so... But the great thing is it's convenient for you because you can express them at home on your schedule. They can't resist having their anal

gland expressed because their high quarters is out of commission. Is that what you're saying? Well normally when they have to go potty. Oh you just say oh well you're going party now. Is this the same thing happened to Ariel? Ariel the mermaid does she have to be? The little mermaid? Oh yeah I don't know where her poo-pupip comes out. Ariel? No, no me neither. They don't cover they, the. Well. Well. Well. Well. the. the. they. they. they. they. they are. they are. they are. they are. they are. they are. they are. they are. their. they are. their. their. their. their. their. their. Is their. Is their. Is their. Is their. Is their. Is their is. Is their is. Is their is. Is their is. Is their is. Is their is. Is their. Is their. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. their. their. their. their. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are they their their their their their their their their their their. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are their. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are the little mermaid. Oh yeah, I don't know where her pupo p-pip comes out. Uh, Ariel? No, no, me neither. They don't cover that.

Well, aren't they making a live-action one? Yeah, maybe. They're gonna have to get into it then. Oh, they're gonna have to. Oh, they're gonna got to see this yeah we're gonna find out where's the cloaca well yeah where's your cloaca that's a fun game if you've ever played it where where's your cloakea yeah I never played that you haven't come on over sometimes no problem I've got some ducks is this a good time for a product placement I think I think it's a perfect time okay one one of the things is that the things thi to the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thin I I I I I I thin I thin I the thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi I thi I thi I thi thi thi thia tha tha'a'a'a'a'a'a tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a' thi thi thi the thi the th of the things is that it's so hard to date these days and the great thing about this episode is to bring up distance dating and that's the new

service that Lost Daughters is going to provide is grab bag distance dating. You don't know whether the person's in prison or in the army if they're dead, if they're gay, if they're on the other side of the barn. All you know is that you love them. And it's 1999 a month. And when you find out who they are, you never, you never do, so you're in love forever. So the love just comes with it. Wow.

The love is going to be. So yes, in this episode, a fella, he's a ranch hand on a ranch. And he and the lady of the ranch fall in love with one another. But her father, who owns a ranch, runs him off. And then he joins the army, and then hethen he, I forget what he did wrong, but he ends up in the stockade as a deserter from the army. Now this is making sense, because when I looked at the episode I was going to watch, there

was some Union soldiers and I'm like, oh, here we go. There must press play on the wrong one, because now I realize I never saw no Union soldiers. See that? That's what happened. We have have have have have have have have have service called in baby colt introductions where we leave you in a date with a baby colt and you see if you like your dates affect with a baby colt and if you do it's a match. That is a I mean that's perfect that is perfect that is perfect right there. All these different ways people trying to figure out how to get people together dating for the first time and I think I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. i I th. is I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I th. I thi. I th. I th. I thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to to to to theee. to to to to the. to the. the. thi. the. the. the All these different ways people trying to figure out how to get people together on dating for the first time. And I think Amy Sleverson corrected it. You put two people over a baby cult. Colt and does it have to be, as in this episode, a baby cult whose mother has died and therefore need special care?

It can be, but all it depends on is that you both have the same reaction to it. So if you're both disgusted and confused, that's a match! If you're both caring and concerned, that's also a match. What if you're both panicked? You don't know what to do about baby cold. Then, you also, you go on to dinner. What if you both say, well, let's put it out of its misery, and you both pull out a gun at the same time. That's fine.

Take her to Dairy Queen. Yeah. That's what you know. It's beautiful. I love it. All right. Yeah, my first wife and I, we met putting down a horse. you, really? And I let her pull the trigger. See that? And that's when she knew Chivalry ain't dead.

Yeah, that's right. That's like letting them have the aisle seat, the window seat when they want it. That's right. Oh, on an airplane? Yeah. Oh, yeah. My husband never lets me hold our gun. Oh.

Wow. Really? Really? Well, that's. My my hands a little shaky. I've got a I've got an inborn tremor. Inborn, what's that mean? It just means it's inherited from my mother. Oh okay. But I see now why he doesn't let you hold the gun in his defense could go off. You could blame jeans. Yeah, well and but it is it is you know a little ablest because you know even if my hands a little shaky I should be able to you know I should be able to have I should be able to have the

second amendment work for me too. I agree was there ever any incidents where your mother shot things I agree. Was there ever any incidents where your mother shot things she didn't mean to? Did you know her? No I didn't know her. I never met your mother but it sounds like the answer might be yes. There's a couple areas in the house that got shot up but it was just because she was just in a pissy mood. Okay all right. So it wasn't necessarily I'm just holding the house that got shot up. But it was just because she was just in a pissy mood. Okay, all right. So it wasn't necessarily I'm just holding the gun

and I've got this tremor and the trigger goes off. It's I'm holding the gun and I'm mad and I'm gonna shoot something. That's right. That's the second amendment at work right there. Does the second amendment work for knives? Does the second, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I. th. th. th. So, th. th. th. So, I. th. So, th. th. So, th. So, th. th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. So, tho. So, so, so, th. So, th. Sothat? It's no, Second Amendment doesn't work for now. There's nothing stopping Nancy Pelosi from taking our knives. No way. Although, I remember when I was a kid I tried to get a butterfly knife from a swap meat and you could have that but you couldn't have a spring-loaded stiletta. Isn't that a right? Isn't that a great story? How big can a knife be and not have it taken from you from you when you go out out out out out out out out out out out out out out to to to the knife to to to the knife to to the knife to to the knife to the knife to the to the to the knife to to to the to to to from you when you go out to eat. Good question and that that follow-up how big can a knife be before it's a sword?

That's a good question. Well I don't know but I'll tell you what because now you got me interested I'm gonna buy a bunch of knives of different sizes and go out to eat and see what happens. Yeah, you should do a little Tick-Tock. Yep. Oh, yeah. When does a machete become a katana? Oh, or a saber. I have one in my smart car. Pull it out for you.

You have a katana in your smart car. No, I wish. I have a machete. I have a machete on an axe. Oh man. Yeah you know just what you get up to with those. Oh you know it's just being a woman out in these streets. It's LA baby. I mean they took my switchblade in Mexico but that was to be fair was in my carry-on by mistake. Oh really? Oh boy. You got to check your switch blades. They they announced that over the PA at the airport. Check your switch blades and your check baggage do not carry it on. My on on. Oh oh oh oh oh on on on on on on. Oh oh the on. Oh the their their their their their their the PA at the airport. Check your switchblades and your check baggage do not carry it on. My boyfriend was very upset. Oh really? That happened in his homeland. I'm so sorry. Of course the Cuban brings a switchblade

and her carry on. Now could you fly on to Cuba with a switchblade? Oh yeah in Cuba? No they just hand you one at the airport. Yeah everybody gets one. You get a knife? You nothing we ran out of a rush and so you? They just hand you one at the airport. Yeah, everybody gets one. You get a switchblade. You get a knife. You nothing, we ran out of rash and so you wait till tomorrow. Here's your American Airlines complimentary switchblade. That sounds good. I'm gonna go there.

Well, Grant Williams was also in a movie called Brain of Blood. And he and Gloria Talbot, who played Netta, his love interest in this episode, just, must have been just a few months before filming this episode. They was together as love interests in a movie called The Leach Woman. Oh, wow. Did she play the titular Leach Woman? She did not. They was two young lovers who's fixing to get engaged until the leech woman decides that she needs's fixing to get engaged until the leech woman decides that she needs to drain the penial gland of this woman named Sally. That's what the leech woman does.

She drains the fluid of the penial gland. Leach woman gonna leach. That's what have been in use of the blood brain. I know, brain of blood. She's, uh, that's her secret to eternal wife. She has to drain the fluid out of your, at your peony on gland. And it happens to this woman, Sally, played by Gloria Talbot. And Grant Williams' character, Neil, he doesn't care, because he's fallen in love with the eternally lived woman anyways. The leech woman. And, He's fallen in love with the leech woman. Ne leech woman, the l l- to the l- the l- to to eternal, the l-t, the to eternal, the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, thin, their, their, their, their, thi, their, thi, th love with the eternally-libbed woman anyways, the Leech woman. He's falling in love with the Leach woman.

You will not be surprised to hear that Gloria Talbot, who plays Netta in this episode, has played Native American people numerous times in her career. Nothing more Native American than the surname Talbot. She grew up in Glendale, California. She grew up in Glendale, California. As a matter of fact, her great grandfather was one of the founders of Glendale, California. No shit. The first hotel in Glendale? Glenn? Yeah, Glenn. It was Glan and Dale. Yeah. She played a character named Ruth Red Hawk in a movie called Oklahoma Territory. And then she played Princess Irwani in uh, just something else. I didn't write down the title. But I do have a photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo photo th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their great great great great great great great great. their their their great great great great. their their great great great. their their great great great. their great great great great. their g. their g. their g. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the else. I didn't write down the title,

but I do have a photo of her as that character and I think you'll appreciate it. Because this is, can't get more authentically Native American person than that, right? Wow, those are some beautiful baby blues. I mean, yeah, you know, I actually can weirdly relate to that. Yeah. In middle school, elementary and middle school. I went to private Catholic school in Miami.

And we have All Saints Day and All Souls Day. And on the Halloween Day or something, November 1st. It's after, yeah, the first and the second. So yeah, I know a couple of things. And we would go to church on November properly because it's been so long, but I, they would like assign you who to dress up as, you're St. Francis, you're St. Mark, and I was always the Native American one. And I was like, I mean, I'm brown, and like, I know I look indigenous, like, and I was like way browner in Miami because I was just always playing sports all time, but literally I like I have so many pictures like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, like, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like,. Like a costume like that? Yeah, very, like just, yeah, they would give us a costume. And I'm like, oh my god, this was so problematic.

Because I was, but. There's a Native American saint? There is. Really? Yes. I know, I mean, I didn't know until they made me dress up as her and like, the projects it up. Do you remember what she did for like her miracle? No, but it was something with her with the tribe that she was at and like I think I believe

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Right? Because it's so sexy. Well you know US World News and World Report comes out every year with their rankings of where it's hardest to remain to virgin in Miami always tops the list. Always approval. It's like, it's so hot too that like nobody wears clothes. Like out here like sometimes I'll get in trouble like, right? I'll put some clothes. I'm sorry I forget it Miami brain. Yeah Miami brain of Blood. The only reason I remained a virgin was because I had my choppers on for too long.

I had a snowmobile suit and choppers, those leather mitts. And, you know, I couldn't get any action because you couldn't, I couldn't differentiate my fingers to to get anything going. Choppers are the gloves of a snowmobile suit? Okay I didn't know that. I didn't know snow things. I thought you had some kind of tooth contraption on or something. Did you wear them year-round? Was that problem? Well no it's just it's just the winter months. I see okay yeah yeah what happened if you go to Miami in a pair of chopper? that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. the chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop. that's the chop chop chop. Did the chop choppers. Do chop chop choppers. Did the chop. Did their choppers. Did their choppers. Did their choppers. Did their choppers. Did their chop- their ch. Did their ch. Did their ch. Did the chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop. Did. Did. Did they. Did they. Did they. Did they. Did they. Did the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. Do choppers. Did their their toppers. Did toppers. Did you they. Did you they. Did you they. Did you they. Did you they. Did they. Did they. Did the winter months. I see, okay. Yeah, yeah. What happened if you go to Miami in a pair of choppers? That's kind of like real equalization, maybe you just lose your virginity like you normally

would. Uh-huh. There's nothing remarkable about the timing of your virginity loss. Right. Choppers plus Miami. Okay. Gloria Talbot also played the titular role in daughter of Dr. Jekyll, which we have discussed on this podcast before.

And she also was the lead in I Married a Monster from Outer Space. She is the I, and I Married a Monster from Outer Space. Wow, that's the biography. Do you know the plot of that movie? This is a hell of a plot. I can guess. Well, oh, there's more more the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thia. thia. thii. the thi. thi. the thi, I thiolomeome is thiolome is thoom is thoomperathea th. I can't thoged. I thoom is th. I th. I th. I th. I th thoged, I th. I th. I thoged. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thoooooooooooooooooo. I t. I to. I toda. I toda. I toda. I tho. I somebody marrion the monster. That was going to be your guess. There's a planet full of space aliens. And the females of their species have gone extinct.

And so it's just a planet full of men, space aliens. And so they need to come find another planet with humanoids, such as they are. They need a hole with a piece of wood. They need. They the planet. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There as they are. They need a hole with a in a piece of wood. They need humanoid women. They should have landed in Miami. Yeah, they didn't. Where do they go? I'm not sure. It seems that way, middle of America. They blew it in time. And the aliens have a way of masking themselves to take, they take over the bodies of regular people. So this woman has married a man. And then he starts he they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they have they have they they they they they they they they they they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have a human human human human human human human human human human human they have a they have they have they have they have they have they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they have they they they they they they they they they they they to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. the. the. the. their their the. they they they take over the bodies of regular people so this woman has married a man and and then he starts behaving strangely and is because he's an alien like so many of the other men and yeah yeah how do the women

go extinct I don't know they didn't explain it I blame the men has it ever happened with a species here on earth that just one of the genders goes extinct? Didn't some species of frogs go, is it asexual or pansexual or they basically mate with themselves? Oh yeah there's like an amphibian for sure that does that. You might be right there's a type of frog I think heard that. Yeah, all right. Well good for them. I have a friend that posts a lot about frogs. Oh, you do? Yeah. Robert?

No. Oh, my friend that posts a lot about frogs named Robert. Nobrob's trying to get at something with all this asexual frog post. Mine's a try to to say at something with all this asexual frog post. Possibly. Yeah. Yeah. I tried to start a suicide club with some gals in my book group. Oh, just, you know, because... Is this prevention or enthusiasm? Just to call.

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thi when you're 38. So I'm a Googling and I'm a Googling. And the picture that keeps coming up whenever I Google, James Parnell, cause of death is- Crucifixion. Is this picture? It wasn't crucifixion. This is the picture that keeps coming up. It's a man's head buried in the sand. And that man is at the the the the man's, thau, thau, thau, tham, tham, tham, tham, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's thi, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeea. thea thea thea thea that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that's hard to believe. I know I know. Yeah. That's James Parnell. He looks close to 50. Yeah. Yeah. I'll post this picture on our Instacart. It's just a, it's a live

man whose head is sticking out of the sand like his whole body's been buried. And he's, he doesn't seem happy about it. I bet they based him with honey and let the ants eat them. Oh you think. I hate they're. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've ba ba ba ba ba ba. I've ba. I've ba- I've ba- I've ba- I've ba- I've ba- I've ba- I've ba- I've ba- I'll. I'll. I'll their. I've they're their. I've their. I've their. I'll. I'll. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll they're ba. I'll they're ba. I'd they're ba. I they're ba. I they're ba. I've. I've. I've they're ba. I've ba. I've they're ba. I've they're ba- I've they're ba-a. I've the the the th. I've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're they're they're the they're the they're they're the ants eat them. Oh you think? Yeah. I hate the idea that somebody came along and just snapped a picture of that and... Must have been a person at what done it. I suppose so. Well all right again you'll see these photos if you follow us wherever. So I guess we'll do a sort of a truncated description of this episode. Recap it in as briefly as we ever have. Sure. Uh, the episode begins with three bad guys, Sutton, Tyler, and Mertz. And the hoot owls and the crowlies. Oh, hood owls and crowlies?

Crawleys. Maybe you watch a different episode. What did it? Did they talk about that? Yeah, they said, they's, there's hoot owls and crawlies out here. Oh, man, they're so scared. Well, they have escape from jail is all we learn about them from now. But, and then Adam comes up upon them and they get the jump on Adam Cartwright,

and they, they clobber them. And then, the first scene, I'm gonna play. you did before. After the burning map, this is the 25th instance of a burning map and the credits of the, hey, episode 26, is there a burning map? In the opening credits? I'm trying to remember because I was also exercising. All right. Well, it's all, we will find out next week. There is a map, but I can't remember if it burns to you. I think so. Well, so now I'm going to play this clip because now. the, I'm going. I'm going. the the the the the th. the to. I'm going. the the to. the the the to. I'm going. the the the the the the the the the the the to. I's. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going now I'm gonna play this clip because now we go back to the Ponderosa and and Hoss is building a house of cards. Whoa, timely. Yeah, and what's his name? Little Joe comes in and he sees him building this house of cards and I think that's all I need

to tell you for you to appreciate and enjoy this clip which I'm gonna make sure my volumes up. It's hilarious. Well it is funny it's real sometimes the show is hilarious. Riza these two they're just so funny together you'll see. They get into semantics. Okay here we go. I ain't got but three more cards left I'm gonna make it this time for sure. I'll bet he doesn't. Gee I'm proud of you brother. Yeah you have to breathe that gum hard when you you the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the' the' the' the' th. th. th. th. th. th. the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the show the show the show th. th. th. th. th. the is the is the is the is the. I the. I'll the. I'm theea' thee. thee. the. theee. the. the. the. you, brother. Yeah, you have to breathe the dad gum hard when you're talking, you won't blow out in the house of cards here. Oh, man.

Well, see, when I mean I'm proud of you. I mean, I'm really proud of you. Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, God. Oh, God. Can't stop laughing. Buddy, a few different things going on there. Now, you can tell from Little Joe's expression that he's going to knock down this house of cards, okay?

Because it's just too much fun because Haas cares too much. He's the Loki of the Bonanza universe. Yeah, for sure. And he says, now I think he was meant to say, when I'm proud of you, I mean I'm proud of you. That was the way that he delivered that line. And I think it was meant to be that on the second proud, he punches the pea so hard that that there is what blows down the house of cards, right? But simultaneous to that, Little Joe, also shakes the table.

So he wanted to make sure it was gonna for sure go down. And then sure enough that house cards does go down, all but the last row, which stays perfectly intact. Yeah. So Hauss had glued together all the left, the bottom row of cards quite clearly. Oh. And they only had one take at this because they was going to have to build up the whole rest of the pyramid beyond level one.

And so they couldn't fix Little Joe's line muff. The Pratt department is already on O.T. Yeah. I'm not building another house cards. Will you let me glue the second level please? No. One was bad enough. Well, so that was ridiculous, but that was the first scene right there, the episode, and then, well, what, how, I often try to get through these episodes fast and I find it hard.

And this time I'm going to find it extra hard, but turns out all right. The Army shows up at the Ponderosa and they say we've got three deserters who have escaped from the fort and this fort and then they say, oh well at one point Paul says oh you guys from the fort well you must have your hands full what with the Indian uprisons and everything and he says well uh no we are we are a casuals unit made up of misfits and outcasts. What? Yeah, it's a fort full of misfits and outcast. F Troop?

It must be. I guess F Troop was a casual unit. And it's, they are unfit for duty. Everyone at this fort is unfit for duty. That's the name of my new Christian noise band. Oh, what a great thing. That's my husband. I we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we realize we we realize we realize we realize we realize we realize we realize we realize we realize we realize we realize we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are. My husband and we realize there is no noise music representation in the noise music growth by Christians and so we what we do is we mic for

baby Chihuahuas. Okay. Between that and a wall and a Rottweiler on the other side and we mic the white Rottweiler and then my husband plays this chainsaw into a karaoke machine that's playing Justin Bieber's lonely. It's a great song. Because he is by himself a lot. Well now. Not now. Oh, because he has the model.

What's up with Justin, Baby, we have lost strength of death. She's going to say you can't see her. Oh, Haley Beaver. Haley Beaver is his new wife. Oh, they, did they get by it? Yeah. They're both Christians. Yeah. They're very, they're very, yeah.

I'm sure the two of them is going the content is religious necessarily not overtly it is just because of our intent oh okay you mean it to be all right well that works it's done in service of God yeah anything that's done in service of God as Christian I don't I think you upset her I think I insulted her sometimes you did you ask the most innocent to questions. It sounds like this, it sounds like, unfit for duty is very Christian. Yeah, very unfit for duty is a extremely Christian. Yeah. And anybody who hears that noise is going to answer the call to Christ.

I'm ready for the world tour. Thank you. Wait, women's tears are so powerful. They really are. They really are. Move mountains. Yeah. Well, Captain James Bolton is leading this army unit and you'll see he has the most beautiful voice you've ever heard in your life. Oh, nice. Beautiful voice and an injured hand. And he's, uh, okay. Then Adam shows up. The prisoners The prisoners didn't capture him. They just clobbored they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're really. They're they're really. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're really. They they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're they're they're really. They're they're they're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. they're really. they're really. they're really. they're really. they're really. they're really. they're really. they're really. they're really. they're really. they're. they're. they're. they. okay, then Adam shows up, they didn't, the prisoners didn't capture him, they just clobbered him on the head. And Ben struggles to remove the fake blood

that's been glued onto his forehead. He won't come off at all. You got a real Gorbachea or what? Yeah. It was so cruel of these prisoners to glue on this fake blood on Adam's head, Paul can't get it off at all. And so what happens? Then you got the guys, they split up or something. I'm trying to get through it as fast as I can. Okay. Little Joe and Paul head out to help find these escape prisoners with the soldiers and Paul doesn't like this Captain Bolton one bit because he's like you're on

my land and and I've told you that those guys aren't hiding here in the Ponderosa Ranch House and you don't believe me now they've got so they are already they don't like. Haas doesn't go? Haas stays behind to babysit injured Adam. And probably work on his little glued cardhouse. Yeah, he's gonna take some of that glue blood to make his cardhouse stronger. Yeah, that's the blood he should. I mean the glue he should have used. I don't.

He should do that. Now, the guy's split up a sell spirit gum at lots? Daughter? Oh, yes, we sell spirit gum because it's spirit gum. It's, well, it's godly and it can help you have disguises for if ever you're, pull it off a scam as a Christian. Like an angel. Yeah, like an angel. A lot of times you, you pretend you're one person in your life, and

then when a person is, it needs to have a revelation or an epiphany, then you take off the costume and you say, I'm an angel. Wow. I got that from, yeah. I've seen it. Really? I'd consider myself lucky to be the victim of a Christian scam artists. That would be a, well, it's not a scam if you've seen it. Really? I'd consider myself lucky to be the victim of a Christian scam artists. That would be a... Well, it's not a scam if you've been saved. There you go. You might... Maybe I took $10,000 from you, but you've been saved. Hallelujah. Hallaluia to that.

So now, the two guys, the two identical twins in this prisoner escape unit take off to go to a ranch house where this woman Netta lives that the fellow Sutton knows and they leave Mertz, Bucktooth Mertz, they leave him behind hiding in a cave and Bucktooth Mert gets found by Little Joe and paw and all them soldiers and this is where Mertz says he says I'd rather die rather die than go back with that butcher to the stockade. And so now we get the feeling that this Captain Bolton, Paul was right not to like him. He's a bad man. He doesn't tell you this prisoner's too good.

And sure enough, he takes a shot at Mertz. saying, you saw, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's a. th. th. thi, he's. to take's a. to takes. to take is. to takes, to take is. to take is, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with takes, with takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. to to to to to to to to to to th. to thi. to thi. to thi. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's a. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe's trying to escape and Paul said I'm gonna turn you into Colonel Metcalf. Paul is buddies with the head of the fort of Miss Fitz and Outcasts. Oh Paul Cartwright so he's like you're in trouble I'm telling on you I don't like you right. Yeah that's that's what happened and now we got Sutton and Tyler are at the ranch and it's the set we've seen before where here's I know the house there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the house there's there's there's there's the house there's there's there's there's the house the house there's the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house there's the house the the the house the the there's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ty. ty. I I I'm ty. I'm ty. ty. I's ty. I'm ty. that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the set we've seen before where it's... Here's the house and then there's the stable. And they're hiding out in the stable and Netta comes in and Sutton sneaks up. He says, hey, remember me? I've been away for years and I never wrote you any letters, but I love you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! How a little heart.

Yeah. And she more or less accepts it. Oh, she acts like she's in Miami. She said 305 till I die. Yeah, she won't, and he keeps squeezing her arms like he's kneading dough. Yeah, and then she struggles away, but not really, and then they struggle, they both struggle to hold each other. Yeah, like they're in a wind. Like a hurricane. Like a hurricane. Yeah, yeah. Like they're in a wind. Like a hurricane. Now we back back at the fort, you got Paul talking to Colonel Metcalfe and Metcalf is just

like, hey, I gotta take the side of my captain, Captain Bolton over you, Paul. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you. But then when Paul leaves, he says to Bolton, he says, I'm my eye, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, to, to, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the told, told, to, to, to to told, to, to, to to, to to, to, to, to, to, to, eye on you, that Paul Cartwright's Goodman, and so on. Now we're back at Nett's house, and Hall pops in on Nettah, Hoss pops in on Nettah, and she's acting all suspicious. And Haugh says there's escape prisoners around here. Now she's no dummy. She says, I know these two fellas, my old boyfriend and his identical friend. They've got to be them escape prisoners, right? And so she figures it out and he wants her to hide them and Tyler says don't drag her into it. Tyler is obviously the bitter of the two. Okay, all right. Oh, do we all talk about there's an yeah, there's the little baby horse. Oh, damn.

Wake up, wake up, wake up. Oh, sorry. This is good, we're going through it fast now. It's a long, they're long episode. They're very long. They are long. Netta and Tyler enjoy taking care of this cult. Tyler says many, many times that he prefers animals to people. Wake up, wake up, Bud, wake up, Bud, wake up. Boy, I dreamt I was happy. Tyler at some point, he is so dirty from feeding this cult that he opens up his shirt and

he's, you see a sexy chest and the scars on him. And at some point he says, I'm sorry you had to see that, Tinetta, and she says, I'm not. Oh, she likes a bad fles. She's into the scars. I like scars. Scars are hot. Scars are hot. That's good.

I got lots of scars from shooting myself up from the straight in the sky coming back down. Now, wait a minute. What, never mind. I thought we said term hurt is. For a guy like me who doesn't feel much pain. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we talked about you have a neurological problem, you don't feel pain. That's right.

Borejoy. Life's weird. That's why he tried to try to get that try and have happy. Yeah, I've been someday. Well, the cart, Adam took a week off to just try to get that glue off. He's not involved. And, but the other three is, and they go in there and then the paw, blah, blah, and soldiers come.

And wait a minute. Oh, rise. Oh, no. Oh, no. Dang it. We got a real throw down here. We're losing interest in our own narrative. Oh no, I'm not.

We got... Tyler explains his story of how he ended up in the stockade. It was, he was told to take 27 men against 400 Apaches and he refused the order and it turned out that it was a diversionary tactic and because he didn't do that The main attack failed This is the most character development done on anyone at the series. Yeah, that's true Why didn't they tell him it was a diversionary tactic good question they didn't get into that? But but Nedda says it's good that he disobeyed that order it was an idiotic order and Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha they they they they they they that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th that th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thed that order. It was an idiotic order and Haas says no, no Netta. And up to now, Haas has been getting along just fine with Netta and everybody else.

He says, you're wrong. The Army tends to know what they're doing. It certainly does, as we know from all the Martin Scorsese films. Which ones are love? Who are you thinking of? I was thinking of the war movies from every Vietnam film. Oh Oliver Stone? Oliver Stone? I'm editing it out! Keep it in! Keep it in. Oliver Stone. Nora Ephraimian. Nora Ephron War movies. I'm so sorry. Soft Focus. Sophia Coppola is remaking an apocalypse now with her dad's blessing.

Are you being serious? I wish. No. Oh, okay. It'd be great. It'd be Marlon Brando and a kid. Yeah. Like her dad. Yeah.

You get Bill Murray in there. I'd like to see Bill Murray as Colonel Kurtz? Yes, I would. Yeah, Stephen Dorf as Martin Sheen. Oh, this is coming together fast. Let's do it. Okay. So now, okay. Are there famous Spanish-speaking war movies? Oh? Um. Like, is there any films that told the Alamo from the true side of the story? I honestly, I don't, I have never, I wasn't really, and my dad loved watching Westerns, like, I mean he's Cuban Born Arrays and Santiago Coa, but that's like he would watch them like when he moved to like the United States. Your dad was probably a fan of Bonanza, huh? Honestly, I should have called him on my way here to give me some tips. I bet he has watched it. I would be- Bring him along next week. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. If he's ever watching television, then he comes out of the TV room looking real high. He's watching bananas. Oh for sure. Yeah, like feeling, like there's just a glow about him. Yeah, I would to tell you the ine flas version of Vietnam. Yeah, yeah, that'd be real silly. Yeah, I would do, tell you truth. I don't know what that is.

Conte Floss. He's one of the finest actors in South Central Spanish-speaking cinema. He made over 150 films. I have my glasses on unevenly, so it's funnier. It's a visual. A hundred fifty films he made. Yeah, superstar. I wonder if I'm seeing any. They're like Charlie Chaplinish.

Oh yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, okay. We're almost done telling you about this episode because now, Paul Tyler, decent man. Oh, uh, he says I'm gonna turn myself in. What happened to Sutton? I forget. Oh, who cares? Sutton got shot. Anyways, it all turns out fine.

Tyler's gonna go back to the stockade and serve out the rest of his time. He and Lennetta have fully fallen in love based on their shared desire to not see a baby horse die. And then- desire to not see a baby horse die. Baby horse tests. Yeah, Sutton ends up dead and so does Captain Bolton. Captain Bolton gets shot by Sutton and it's just nobody cares. Paul says, Paul takes one look and him goes, he's dead.

Yeah, that's it. Captain Bolton. Yeah, he was a bad man. They just leave people dead. Yeah, most of the time. Pugs. Yeah, they bring that's when they bring out the old mermaid pugs. Did you say, oh it's 20? So you picture yourself being gummed into non-existence by 20 pugs whose back legs don't work.

Who's expressing the pugs while they're eating you? Yeah. Wonderful volunteers! Oh, my God. Oh, sign me up. He sounds like so much saliva, but I'm here for it. Yeah, yeah. It sounds very nice. Okay.

So with that, my friends, I'm sorry to tell you, there's only 406 episodes of Bonanza Left to go. And that counts, episode 26, which we barely discussed. And we will discuss in more depth next time. And I will watch 25. You're gonna watch 25. And Rayzie, if you're available, you'll come back. Okay, fantastic.

I've got a phone full of notes, full of notes. About episode 26. I wrote down everything that tickled me. Okay. Risa, you've been such a wonderful presence on this show that I want to capture it on this new product that I'm providing. On lots daughters, it's called a give cam. When someone's generous and kind, you, we have a new, it's a GoPro that we strapped your head. So you can catch it in real time. You, you. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you being being being being being being th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, it's a GoPro that we strapped your head so you can catch

it in real time, you being a good person. So let's say you give somebody, because you say, oh, you don't have a house, would you like to have anything off the menu at Starbucks, and you get that all in real time and unless you don't get you never get anyone a nitro cold brew never a nitro cold because it's not good for them and then okay then I my husband it's uploaded to YouTube and he he edits it and puts it on your social media within six to nine months that is fantastic that's good that within six to nine months. That is fantastic. That's good.

Yeah. Six to nine months is a hell of a lead time. Giff cam. Why does it take so lo. We got so many small businesses. We're doing a thing, it's a business concept called side saddling. Where you're never really on the horse of any one business. Oh, you're always kind of side-sadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadad. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.e. the. to to to to to to to on the horse of any one business. You're always kind of side saddle like oh do we sell buttons maybe? I'm in

the button business but if I have to I can jump off really jump off and get on this new one or yeah or slide off and ride a donkey for a second. Uh huh that's smart you figured out so many different angles there. Well, but can I recommend if you want to get, say to somebody anything off the menu at Starbucks, get a second and a third choice because sometimes they're out of those cake pops. Okay. Riza, do you have anything you want to plug before we... Before, I want to plug before we did was weird. Before I want to plug Cuban

coffee since we're talking about coffee. Good cold. Oh Cuban coffee. I'm like I would say the strongest coffee I've ever had is a Cuban coffee. Collada so if you go to Miami order Collada is supposed to be shared but drink it yourself you'll be so wired all day long. You supposed to be shared is this why the people lose their Virginia's so early. Yeah they do yeah. Yeah because because because because because because because because because because. Yeah because. Yeah. It's supposed supposed supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's supposed. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's to to to to to their to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. It's supposed. I's supposed. I's supposed. It's supposed. I's supposed. It's supposed. Oh, to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. It's supposed to be shared is this why the people lose their Virginia so early? Yeah they do yeah because you're supposed to a little shot and then if you don't if you do the whole thing that's it you're like I don't want to be a virgin and then somebody comes and that's it. Okay so keeping coffee. Okay so keep in coffee. It's like cultural roofy. that's like I'll the to that I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like. I that's like. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I c. I c. I'll c. I that comes. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I that comes. I c. I that. I that's kind of cultural roofy. Yes, exactly. But personally, I guess I'll plug the podcast. We are, we are on a little bit of a hiatus.

Spanish Aki presents. Yes. It's on a hiatus, meaning he's gonna come back. We're gonna come back. We're gonna come back. We're just taking a little break. We got a little busy. But you, yes, successful. and you have live shows here in Los Angeles yes yes yes we are having our first live show I don't know when this episode will drop but it's on soon yeah okay when is it's on February it's on February to thrown I don't know maybe is it already sold out in

all right then I think you won't be disappointed to hear that this episode will come out about four days after okay Okay, no, that's fine. But like, you could follow us on Instagram at Spanish Aki Presents. And we're going to be having a live show every, hopefully first Friday of every month going forward. Fantastic. Yeah, as long as the world doesn't shut us down. And I guess I'll plug my personal Instagram. That's where I post like. the the their their their their their. thia. thia. thia. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll, I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'm th. I'm th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll plug my personal Instagram. That's where I post like anything else that I do. The podcast, the shows, my cats, basketball, my workout. Oh, what's that called? How do we find that?

Just your name? It's at R-A-I-Z-A-L-I-C-E-A. And that's on Insta-Cart. Okay, and yeah, while you're there, you can see these pictures that I talked about today. Yeah. Mother, you got anything you want to tell us about? No, I'm just gonna do some grocery shopping on Instagram later. Yeah, yeah, that's how I'm doing it these days.

Yep. All right, very good. Now, Amy Sleaverson, I know you plugged. You. We just have a new episode on her show. My husband and I are doing based on our spell it out script writing. And it's between the squishable unicorn and the fat bottom rabbit that we've got at the airport. They're doing, they also came from the airport. Because before you said airport raccoon, and I thought to myself, what an exciting life for a raccoon that would be. I know you're talking about a stuffed animal raccoon. You got at the airport. But if there ever was a raccoon that lived at the airport? But if there ever was a raccoon that lived at the airport, wouldn't that be something? Do people still live at the airport? Yes. That's a thing right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. the that's their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah..... Yeah....... Yeah.... Yeah. Yeah........ Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. cart you just keep going. Yeah and the and the bars at the airport they'll serve liquor starting at like six

o'clock in the morning. Oh sure yeah your time somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. All right it well very good that's an episode of Bananas for Bananza, a strange one, but we made it through all the way we started at the beginning and here it is at the end. It lasted an hour. About. Round about. All right, that's episode 25, Bananas for Bananza. So long. Bananas for Bananza is brought to you by Andy Daly, with Maria Bamford and Matt Gorley,

theme song by Matt Gorley, with The Journeyman, which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff, and Wade Ryan. Bananas for Bananza is mixed and edited by Brett Morris, and Andy Daly, Matt Gorley, Brett Morris, and Little Scott Acker. We'll see you next time.