Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #26: “The Avenger” and “Escape To Ponderosa”

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyDalton, Mutt and Amy are once again joined by Raiza Licea who has, rather unnecessarily, watched season 1, episode 25 “Escape to Ponderosa”. Episode 26 gets a proper recap, Amy proposes some much needed streamlining of the bible and Mutt tries out the marsupial lifestyle with an actual human baby!Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 2/9/2022 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're about to listen to Bananas for Bananza episode 26. This is Andy Daly. Here on this free feed, I'll be re-releasing all of the back episodes of Bananas for Bananza one every other week. If you want to hear new episodes, add free. Please subscribe to my Patreon at Patreon. Dotcom slash Andy Daily. The entire Bananas for Bananza Archive is also waiting for you there, and you can access lots and lots of bonus content. So do that. Okay, thank you. Enjoy. So consult your TV guide, get your great outdoors inside, takes some ponderosa pride and forever made it. Ride.

I'm Bananas for Bananza. I'm bananas for Bonanza. Ye-ha! Yeah! Oh, well, that bullet got stuck in the barrel for a second. Oh, no, is that okay? I've been using it as a cane, this rifle, and it's so it sticks in the mud, which sometimes is a problem because then the bullet can blow up a barrel blowback in your face. Yeah, but it's a perfect length for a cane for you. I've th got the idea for it. What do you do it? I'm just opening Pample

Moose lequah. It's the same damn noise isn't it? I never thought of that. Yeah. Let's do a blea you two shut your eyes. Okay. I'll fire my gun and she'll open a loq and you tell us which is which. Okay. Okay. T. The us the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. tap.. tap.... tap.................................................. That second one had like, I don't know, a lot of like, a lot of like, yeah, a lot of like an after, I felt like I had an after taste. A mango spin drift. Either it was a carbonated bullet or I heard the lequah. Let me save you from looking stupid, okay. We played a little trick where I shot the l'aqua and you heard the firing and the impact. Oh, we're just having some fun. That's all. Must have been some distance away, I suppose.

All right, I won't question it. No more questions. Double act for Edinburgh. There's a qua all over us. You're going to Edinburgh. Yeah, we're doing the fringe festival. You know who's from there is Dr you make all the money, right? Huge money.

When you only got to do 44 shows? Well, I once performed there in grad school at a church in a full movement piece that was not a comedy. Anyway, that wasn't me, that was my friend. That was a whole other life, I suppose. A full movement piece. I don't know what that means. And I don't tell me. Well, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooooooo. thi. thi, thi, thi what that means and I don't want to! Don't tell me. Well folks we're here in the backyard of old Jelby's house. He's got a new baby but and the only reason I mentioned it is that you may mutt has

volunteered to look after this baby at some point and the next hour. That's right. Round about 45 minutes into this thing I got to go check on and probably bring that baby out in some kind of harness. You've got to watch them. Huh? You've got to watch babies. Oh yeah, I'm not minding the baby. I'm watching it because it's a shifty character. Oh gosh. Keep your eye on that baby. You think they're asleep, but they're not! Oh, right? They're listening. I went to the ceiling, like in a train spot. Oh, man. Running on a track. There's a baby on the ceiling in train spots? Sure there is, and in the house right in there.

Oh, okay, well that's a very serious issue, I think. I feel like that baby can take care of itself then. I would think. It's a Spider-Man baby. babyproof so that they don't get up on the ceiling. Well just don't put your plug outlets on the ceiling. Okay, then that's fine as long as they're not up there. All right, good. Hey, what are we doing? Wait a minute. Hello, friend, come on in.

The gate is open wide. Welcome. Welcome to Ban the other one. I'm take that I'll edit that and put it back on the other one and everything will be fine. Who says you can't keep on editing these things after you put them out? Make a mix tape dub it, dump. Yeah. Put it, put it out there on the internet and let people sample. Oh sure do whatever you want with these audios. Make them make a hot song out of it. Drake are you listening. Drake are you listening. Drake. Drake. Drake. Drake. Dr the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Dr th. Dr th. Dr th. Dr. Drake. D. D. D. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. they. Oh., folks. Drake, are you listening? Drake, drizy, blobbery. I don't know who these people are, but if they could repurpose bananas for

Bonanza into a hit song, we'd all be rolling in money. Oh, damn. Well, I am Dalton Wilcox. I am joined us always by Mutt Taylor. How do you? Amy Slaverson. Hello. And our guest for two episodes in a row, which itself is unprecedented. It is right. You say it better than I do. Risa Lisea. How do you, man, man, that's it. I like the way you say it. I like the way.

You say it. What do you say it. What do you say? Risa. Risa. Risa. Risa. I like. Risa Alisaia, but you say it so much better. Raisa Lisea. Yeah, beautiful. It's usually pronounced how people pronounce it how it's ridden. But. Raza? Yeah, Reyesa, Raizia, Lacia, Lacea. Like Risa Gorbachev, wasn't that his wife's name? That is, yeah, Risa, Risa? Yeah, yeah.

I was not named after. You're not a communist or a Russian or a sub-agent? Hang on, you come from Cuba, you got a Russian first name. Okay, this is, this is... I am Cuban. You're a Russian and a Cuban, so you're twice communist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Russian name, Cuban, their guys in the movie Red Dawn. They took the missiles out but they left her behind. Cuban, that's what they call me at my boxing class, Missile Crisis. Really? Yeah, he thinks it's a real fun bit. I'm just like, okay.

Here she comes, Missile Crisis, look out. I guess it's better than Bay of Pigs. I mean fair, yes. We really could really go there with other other ways. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. They's th. th. They's th. They's th. They's th. They's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. they's. they's. they's. they. they. th. th. th. They. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. the the the the the th. the the. they're they're the the thi. than Bay of Pigs. I mean fair, yes. We really could, we can really go there with other, other ways. So I'm like, it's fine, this is fine. Yeah, that's a rotten nickname. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad enough to be one pick. All the bay full of them. Well, look, let's just, here's what's going to happen. watched episode 25 and half of us watched the episode 26. Now this time we'd unflipped it and the other half watched 26 another half watch 25. So even though most last time we most almost exclusively talked about 25, today I

reckon we'll talk about 26 more than 25, but we'll also talk about 25. Okay? And conveniently I've mostly forgotten 26. Okay that is... Well I'll tell you the whole thing. And conveniently, I've mostly forgotten 26. Okay. Yeah. That is... Well, I'll tell you the whole thing. Oh, with fan fiction added. Ooh. Oh, you're gonna add some fan fiction?

Oh, yeah. Fanfiction is like sexy, or no? Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's erotic. This is platonic. What erotic. We read a piece a a a the piece a the piece a the piece a piece. We a piece. We a piece. We a piece. We a piece. We a piece. We a piece. We a piece. We the piece. We are a piece. We are a piece a piece a piece a piece a piece a piece a piece a piece a piece a piece a piece a piece. that a piece. that that that that that. that. that that that that that that that's. I I that's. I that's. I that's. I I that's. I that's. I I that's. I I I I that's. I I I I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. It. It is. It is. It.. It............................... I. Ithe requests are I'm taking a request?

What, erotic? We read a piece of Bonanza fan fiction that was not erotic fan fiction, except that in the climactic gun battle, some bad guys had stolen Adam's pants and so he was naked from the waist down during the gun battle. So, and it's up for debate whether that's erotic or not. I don't know. Oh, I think that's exciting. Yeah. It's Adam, don't. All right, well, two guns out of their holster.

That's what she should have titled the story. How do you, how do you square that with your Christian beliefs? Oh, well, the body is a temple. Okay. And, you know, a lot of times times times times times times times times times times times times times times ti ti ti thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that that that that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the that's, the that's, that's, that's, the the that's, the th. that's, that's, that's. that's. that's. that's. thple. Okay. And you know, a lot of times, well I'm rewriting the Bible as as my own version of Amy's Bible, you know, for people, you know, who just, you just have read the Bible so many times, you just go, can I, can I hear it in a different way? You know, so like, a fresh take on it. Like John 316, everybody knows that. Oh for God so love the world they gave us all, th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. Like, John 316, everybody knows that. Oh, for God, so love the world, they gave us out, oh, God, so long and terrace. Just say, a guy came.

A guy came and you better think about it. Period. That gets the idea across. And that for today's sort of tick-tog generations and the disease and whatnot. That's perfect for them. Yeah, the chase. A camel can go through the eye of a needle, eagle, needle, easier than rich. Just say, rich people, even if you can go to space, no one'll like you. And a guy came just practically bordering on erotic fan fiction.

I reckon in the Old Testament God. Well, of course, he's the the ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch people. the ch people. the the the the ch people. A the the the ch people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people. I reckon in the Old Testament God, well of course he's God so he knew people be eventually coming to space but he never mentioned it one time. No. Because the people on earth at the time would have been would have been confused. What do you mean you can get so rich you can go to space but now he would that's how he would put it today. That's exactly how it's it's for teens and kids and the kids and kids and the kids and their and their and th and th and th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's how that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's that's that's that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's for for teens and kids and and then the young at heart. You got your finger on the pulse of the youth? Well that's what I'm trying to do is you just got it and I got a move, I got a move these books. I ordered a thousand and they're self-published and boy they are filling up the back

my car. I got a I got a Nissan cube filled with Bibles you should you should get the tick-talkers to do some tick-talk vids okay yeah with the oh help promote the but yeah to help promote it brand deals brand deals oh my god what is the general state if you don't mind my asking of your finances because every time we talk to you you you've got wonderful business plans going and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the b. the the the the the b. the b. the b. the b. the b. the b. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they? they? they? they? they? they? they. they. they. the they. the they. the the they. the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the general state, if you don't mind my asking, of your finances? Because every time we talk to you, you've got wonderful business plans going and I'm just curious to know, because I hear all these and I think every one of them is a great idea. You must be so rich.

Well, what happens is it's an energy vacuum. So that's the type of business plan we have open book accounting so I can tell you guys. Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Well th nothing that th, what what what what what what th th th th the type of business plan we had. Open book accounting, so I can tell you guys, nothing goes in, nothing goes out. It's like, it's the empty cafe model that you'll see in this episode, where everything's free and then you give more away. And then everything's free. So it's just a volume business.

It's a volume. Oh, there's so much to do. Okay. Okay, that clears it up. But then we just keep, yeah, no, I just keep evolving. Yes, I know that. Yeah, the evolving is happening for sure. Well, okay. Episode 26 of this show is a weird one.

It's very dark, it's very somber. And it feels like part two of a two-parter, but it ain't. It drops you right into. Two of our main characters are two hours away from being hung for a murder. And we didn't even get to see a court scene, right? No court scene, no murder, even nothing. It's just bang. Never mind. That's a lot. That's too much to put on the exposition, in my opinion. But that's why I cut out

the part where Noah has to gather all the animals. I just get him on the boat and then they hit an iceberg. So you join Noah in the, he's already on the boat and he gets four of everything instead of two. Why's that???? that? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Or? Or? Or? Or? Or? Or? Or? Or? Or? Or? the that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? the that? That? that? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That. that? That? That. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the? That? That? the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. that's? that's? that's that's th. that's th. that's that's th. that's that's th. that's that? th. that's? th. th. th he's already on the boat and he gets four of everything and set it to Why's that? Because or just for extras oh yeah oh oh sorry no for for extra you always got to get extra can I have a backup yeah and this are Americans who are reading this Bible you got to have you know supplies right right Americans love love love more they love quantity yes yes yes yeah Americans don't want to hear about two, supplies. Right. Americans love more. They love quantity. Yes.

Yeah. Americans don't want to hear about two giraffes. Give me four. Yeah, give me more. Yeah, I agree with that. Well, all right, I want to get into some fun facts for this, for episode 26. And you guys just jump in any time you have something to tell us about episode 25 that we might have missed. I also forgot a little bit but don't worry I've got my notes from last time. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's

a large phone you have there. It's big. That's almost as big as my label baker. Man you're always comparing everything size to your label maker. Wow I'll mention it later but that's how that's my printing press is my label maker. because no one can tak my my my my my my th th th th th th th th to to to to to to the to to the to to the to th the th th th th to th th the the the the thi thi thi thi. Oh the. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th th th th th th no th no the notes the notes the notes the notes the notes their their their notes they notes they notes they notes the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tel notes the tel notes tho notes tho notes tho notes tho notes it later but that's how that's my printing press is my label maker because no one can take a label maker away from you even your husband when he says stop it you know free speech. I got four old label makers there I got him for eBay at $15 a piece and then you just and you get a bunch of cartridges and you can just keep going. Are these the kind that that print with a little digital readout or the old one where you turn the wheel and then you

have to con-each each little letter remember those? Was that a gunshot or a lique? No I did open a Laquette that's unrelate that's unrelative that's a the touch. that's that's the that's the the that's the the that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the tho' tho' th. I I tho' th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's the the the the tho. Oh th. Oh the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho'a. I's the. I's the. I's theat. I's theat. I's theat. I's the. I's the. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the high-tech version. Okay, yeah. That brother P-Touch type idea. Brother P-Touch, unit 45. Erotic fan fiction. Those are hot. Those are hot. And that way, you know, if my husband takes takes all my works away, I can just start printing out more stories, but just, you know, on the back side of a pieces of recycling and stuff like that. You know, the word gets out no matter what. Absolutely. So this episode, episode 26, has people in it that are still alive. They include into, uh, most of the time the actors in the episodes are long dead. Oh, I see what you're saying. Gene Allison, who played Sally Burke, she's still kicking. She's 92 years old and she's...

Oh, wow. Yeah, she's still out there. Same as the little boy, Jimmy, he's still alive. I would hope so. I would hope so. He was also the little boy movie the King and I. No kidding. They put a weird bald wig on them and then they put a half a head of hair on them and they said you spent six weeks with Yul Brenner. And you're from Siam. Yeah you're from Siam. Okay. Yep. However it also has people in it who is dead such as Vic Morro. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. He's really dead. That was so interesting because capital punishment is from the word Latin capitalis, which is, chop your head off, which is how he dies. He did. And it wasn't good. That's how people shouldn't get a, do scenes with real helicopters. No. Right, exactly. Is that real?

That's real. You didn't know that? Uh-uh. He and two kids were chopped up by helicopter blades. Jennifer Jason Lee's dad. It's on film. Oh shit. It's in the movie.

Yeah. And the director is still around. John Landis. And his son's a real weirdo. Oh, is his son weirder than him? Sure. Oh, wow. As weird as they come. I don't know. I think he's a serial assaultor and offender of some kind.

Hey, all right. Yeah. Well, I'm looking at it. That's why improv is so good. Because you, then you just, somebody is the helicopter. See that? Nobody ever died in a helicopter accident during an improvisation comedy show. That is true. I have been a helicopter on a show. You have. Yeah, I literally have. And did you kill anyone? No, I jumped off the stage as a helicopter to ensure that I didn't even hit them with my arms, aka wings.

That's right. They used your safety guidelines on that set. Yep. Vic Moro died on a set, but before that he was in this episode of Benadden. This episode of Benang's was before that. Yeah. I'll check, I double check. And this is, he did other things too. He was in a movie called Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry. He was in a show called Great Heroes of the Bible playing Ariak, who was one of four kings who went to war with some other five kings.

It was a four on five king war. Oh, that's a deep cut. Yeah. Four kings, I didn't know you could beat four kings. You gotta have five. I guess the other side was cheating. Yeah, must have they slipped another king of diamonds in there some shit. Vic Morrow played engine Joe in a television movie of Tom Sawyer. Certainly he did. He was in a show called the Weekend Nunn. What does he do the rest of the week? The nun? Yeah. What is it?

probation officer? Yeah. Side gig. That's true. I'd rather see the Monday to Friday I think. His style of acting I'm putting into a the thing. the things I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the the the the thing. I'm, I'm the thing. I'm the the things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm things. things. things. things, I'm things, I'm things. I'm things, I'm things, I things, I things, I'm the the thing. thing. thing. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the things. I'm. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things, I'm things, I'm things, I'm things, I'm things, I'm things. That's true. I'd rather see the Monday to Friday, I think. His style of acting, I'm putting into a new coaching service called the sexy cowboy. How to get things done in your relationships by riding low in your pelvis, leaning back and putting a finger in your jeans. Yeah. He slinks around Virginia City and looks like he's itching to take his pants off a lot of the time. You know? You think he does like a secret like scratch everyone every once in a while?

It has to it itch of his fingers just hanging out there all day. He's got to do a hardcore scratch and have like a little bit of a longer thumb nail, instead of the pinky for cocaine, every one one one one one one one, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like thinininin, like, like thin, like thin, like thin, like thin, like thin, thi thi thi, thi. He's thi. Hea, he's thi. Hea, he's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's the thi. Hea, he's, he's, he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. Hea, he. Hea, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, he, he. He's thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's thi, te. te. te. tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, te. te. te. te. te. te. to do a hard-course scratch and have like a little bit of a longer thumb nail, huh? Instead of the pinky for cocaine, it's the thumb. Oh, that's, it does feel good just to get your thumb. Yeah, I'll do it. Oh, sure, yeah. I took my thumb in my pants all the time. I've got a little skin pocket in thi thi thi thin in thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I' thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. thi. thi. It's, thum. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, thin. It's, thin. It's, thin. It's, thin. It's, thin. It's, thin. It's a little, t. t. t. t. tip. tip. the tip. tipe. the tum. the tum. the tum. the tum. the thum. It's a little So I'm a little bit by my belly button to be fair. All right. You have a skin pocket? You got a little pocket watch in there? What? Oh no, I keep a silver bullet in there so that if I'm

ever searched down by a werewolf. I got one of them little capsules with a Swiss bank account number in it like Jason Bourne. Oh in your skin pocket? You pull it out and it just shoots a little LED projection so I know where to go get my go back. I put it a shelf. Where'd you put a shelf in? You know, and what's on the shelf? Well, I told you it wouldn't be secret?

What's on the shelf? What's on the shelf? Oh, theymeat? Oh, tho' the the the th. th. th. th. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. skin shelf somewhere anybody. Okay, not floating. Is it a floating skin shell? Those are very in right now. Yeah, that's right. You know, it's nice. Yeah.

You don't also have one of those rolling ladders so you can get up and get stuff from it, can you? If I told you any more about my skin shelf, you would know where it was and then you'd ask for to borrow books. I don't think I would. Skin books? I mean, it feels like it could be very convenient. Like you're at home, you're doing stuff, but you're also going to be thirsty. Just put your water bottle on your skin shelf and do your things. That's right. You make a divet.

I said, I said, and my husband, you know, so it's basically, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's a That's right, you make a divot. I said, I said, my husband, and you know, so it's basically, it's a process of scarification and I says, this is going to take a while but it's going to be worth it. Hell yeah, and you'll never be done if you don't get started. I was reading the Skin Birk version of Stephen King's Firestarter and it was... Oh, the skin book of that? Yeah, I I I I I I it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, it's basically, King's Fire Starter and it was... Oh, the Skin Book of that? Yeah, I borrowed it from her shelf when she was sleeping. It's a tiny version. You've got to, you know, definitely have a magnified glass. If you go on Amazon it'll say you can get this hardcover, paperback, Kendall, audible, and every once in a while it will say skin book. Yeah, that's right. But you got to look for it. So many

different ways to appreciate a book. Hey this episode of Bonanza by the way was almost written by a woman and that it was written by a man named Claire that's the closest we got. Yep. Fell about the name of Claire Huffocke. We'll take it. Any I heard this was actually a different pilot that they oh really have you heard that that that someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. We. their. their. We. their. We. their. We. their. their. We. their. We. I. the. their. We'll. I. the. I. the. the. I. this was actually a different pilot that they... Oh really? Have you heard that? Someone wrote on Twitter or something that said that this one actually was what we suspect all of them are, a pilot for, it was either Vic Moore or Chuck Connors or something

like that. Because it was going to be a shoot-off, a spin-off. Yeah. So he rides into a different town every time trying to find another person to kill his father. Must have been like. How many times his father died? He had a lot of enemies, too.

No kidding. There was a mob of 400 people killed his father. Keep the show going a long time. All right, I buy that. What else did I learn about Gene Allison? She was in a movie called The Strange Possession of Mrs. Oliver in which a bored housewife takes on the personality of a dead woman. Just to ease her boredom.

She was in a show called Jigsaw John Jigsoe, Jigsoe, Jigsoe, Jigsoe, Jigsoe, Jigsoe, Jigso, Jig and he was special investigator Jigsaw, John St. John, John St. John, and he goes by Jigsaid. John, this name is the name, don't sure. Because like James Baum one time went as a St. John, but in England they pronounce it's Singen. What? I know, it's weird. If your name is St. John John, and you live in England, they're going to call you Sengen? That's right. They got it all wrong. St. John Smyth, and he goes by Singen Smyth. That's crazy. I'm glad I took the time out of this podcast to say that. I'm glad we heard it. The fellow that played Mr. Devin. He was in a movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the title. the title. the title. the title. the title. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. th. that's. that's. the movie. th. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. S. th. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi Sea Serpent. Jesus Christ. That's a whole title. Yeah, that's the whole movie. That's the

whole movie right there. You just read the script. I know. Imagine having to hashtag that. Hey guys come to my movie and it's like the wholetag, journey, hashtag. The band? Journey? Oh, the journey. I love Journey. So do I. I love it so much.

Have you heard them in every form of cover band? Oh, you mean like which, like a noise band? Oh, like your Christian noise? No, no, no, no. Do it and every band does a cover of Journey. That's how they close every show as far as I've been able to find. A Christian Noise Rock Journey cover band would check all the boxes. Which box? Well, noise, journey, Christian. Right? That's all the boxes I can think of. That's all the boxes I can think of. That's all the boxes. Keep those boxes on your skin shelf. Richard Devon also played Malani the

Warrior in an animated program called Ewoks. You know about that? Oh I sure do. There was a twin series of Luke's film where they did droids and Ewoks on back to back. Oh, yeah, all right. They were shit but. The big guy Bert, he was a heavy man in this episode, Bert. Yes. Harry Swogger was his name. Harry Swogger, listen to some of his the great characters he's played in the movies. In a movie called Change of Habit, he played a character called Fat Man. In the movie Robin in the Seven Hoods, he played a character named Soup Meat. I see Neve.

Yep. And then in the movie Angel Baby, he played a character called Big Cripple. What a career in the films he had. Those wonderful things. He was also, uh, he was in six episode of Bonanza, one of which he played a fellow by the name of William Bullethead Burke. What head? Bullethead?

I guess, I mean, it's coming up in a few seasons. I guess he must have a bullet in his head. I guess, yeah. How do you get a nickname by the bullet head? Or you're a bulletin? Oh, you're a little bulletin. Oh, right. Like, the Arnold, he got a little football. Oh, football head.

I don't know who that is. Sometimes you get, you get a bullet wound if you're caught in a crossfire. Sure. I've already in progress gang fight on the way to a domestic. Sometimes that happens. Amy, you've been doing ride-alongs again? No, I just, I just, I just, I just love, I just love, I just love TV and shows and... It's great, isn't it? You pick it up, you pick up the lingo so you know how to do the job. Yeah. You watch enough television, you could step into any goddamn job.

Absolutely. Anywhere in any time, from going back all the ways to Caveman Times to now. I could be a hunter-gatherer because I've seen it on TV. I could be a child doctor because I watched Doogie-Houser. Yes, you could be. Yeah. But my last, fun fact I want to share in this episode, I don't know if it's fun or interesting or both. But here's what. The fella who played Zeke, the stableman Zeke, he was offered the role of the bartender on some show called Gunsmoke and he said, no thank you, I don't want to be tied down to that. So he passed on it.

And then, so it came to win. It some other guy who did it for years and then they the. they the their their their their their their their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the a some other guy who did it for years and then died. And then they had to go one more season and they needed a new bartender and so they hired Robert Brubaker who played Barney in this episode of Bonanza. That's weird, right? How did you find that out? Yeah. It's like major ex-girlfriend's stockage. Hours and hours online. No, both of them in the biographies of their IMDB's mentioned. Okay. We turn it down and he didn't. Yeah.

Okay. That's that IMDB pro baby. Invest, invest in that. Yeah, professional. It's weird. You have to be a professional instead of getting paid. I've never signed up, is it? I mean, because I'm not in show business. But how do you, why would you sign up for the MDB pro? I don't know what difference is anymore.

I don't either except they charge you an arm on the lake. It's over $100. Yeah, I should start a service. Resume pro. Yes, that's good. That's about it. You can't update your photos. That's about it. I had none. You can't change your birthday. You can't change your birthday and also, but you

can also get like entertainers and managers like they're like contact info. Oh, yeah. Well you can't change your birthday in any situation. There's no website that'll allow you to change the date that you were born. Is there? You can't do that. You were just born on a certain date th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th change the date that you were born is there you can't do that you were born on a certain date there's no changing it I just mean you can't take it off yeah which is a thing for actors that they want it off there's a whole lawsuit yeah yeah because yeah you get you get judged when you know you look like me you know I'm 47 years old yeah yeah yeah and I look like I'm 20 you know I would think it would thi tho I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I th I th I th I th I th I that that that thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi the the. the. the. the. the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thee. theeee. thee. the. the. the. it's like... Oh, I would think it would go the other way. You want to, you know, like Grandpa Munster did. You ever hear that?

Grandpa Munster lied about his age by 10 years in the other direction. He said he was 10 years older than it was. I do try that. Yeah. Then they hear my voice andB Pro. Now, on to this episode, Bandit was a weird one, wasn't it? Yeah. Well, I will say this about the other episode. You sure are right about those prosthetic teeth.

Okay, yeah, that's right. There was a character who had a big pair of Mertz. Why did he have that, Mertz? Don't know what else. Maybe he got an extra fee for bringing his own teeth. Yeah, yeah that's it. He made a choice he made a character choice. Sometimes it works. I mean let's hope those are fake teeth teeth because now I'd feel real bad. I mean let's tho' those those those those those those those those those those those those those those th. I th th th th th th th thin thin thin thin' thin' thin' their thin' thin' tho' tho' tho' tho' the. I'm their tho' tho' tho' tho' thin' thin' hee. I' hee maybe hee maybe hee maybe hee maybe hee maybe hee maybe maybe maybe maybe hee maybe maybe maybe hee. I'll hee. I'm hee. I'm hee. I'm hee. I'm hee. I'm thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the. Maybe the. Maybe the. Maybe the the the the te teat teat teat teat teat teat te. Maybe hea' theat theat the the. Maybe hea' ththat. He got himself a tooth bump. I brought my own tooth and got a tooth bump. I came up with a business idea

based on this episode, which is Amy's theatrical capital punishment and assistant suicide services. So what happens is, you don't die, but there's a lot of tension and there's ropes or, you know, maybe I put ketchup on your wrists and you lie and with a nice- So you can't have the emotional experience of being about to die? Right up to the moment of death. Where everyone thinks it's going to happen.

Oh, including you? Including... Like the person who's going to not die, but do they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And the. And th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi of death. Where everyone thinks it's gonna happen. Oh, including you? Including. Like the person who's gonna not die, but do they think they're gonna die or they are in on it? Yes. So this could be you could give it as a gift to somebody. You give it as a gift. You say, you know what? Some what someone, they, well, and you can actually actually, you'll take, like give them a sharp blow to the head that I don't see coming,

but nothing that will kill them. Okay, okay. But something that just makes you appreciate life. Oh, I see, right, like the game. Like the game? Yeah, the movie, the game. Which shows that? Oh, the game? It's a great show. Game of squids? About, no, that's good game of thrones? There's a, it's about football players in San Diego. And it's about

them and their wives, like their life as football players. Okay. Very good. I watched all the seasons. A reboot is coming out. Really wanted to audition, but it didn't happen, guys. Oh, sorry. Wow. Do you have to be a football player to get on there? Okay. Oh, no. Well, that ain't fair. Well, I'll tell you what, you go on I.M.B. Was that idea inspired by the episode 26?

Well, it just came out of nowhere, so it was Christ given. Okay. But I just, also I, I just, the best form of health care we have in this country is hospice. It's when you say, I'm done, you know, and then that's when they hit you with the free bed. Oh, and the 24-hour nursing staff and then that's when they hit you with the free bed. Oh, yeah. And the 24-hour nursing staff and the al-tomorphine you can eat with no one watching. So I'm trying to just get, you know, an angle on this whole death industry stuff. I mean, because you got me, because like, I was so anxious.

I don't know about you guys, but like when he puts his head in the episode and he puts it under like the rope, he's like testing him out and then he like, like the other guy, like the helper of the sheriff or whatever. Well, it's a hangman, yeah. And his, a hangman's apprentice, I suppose is what it is. I literally was like this, like he's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. like, the. like, the. Like, the.the length of the rope rather than to put the news around the neck of your young squire. Yeah, yeah. I was very anxious when I was happening. That's why I thought like I was like because I was like oh my god. I thought this guy got the worst job in the world you put in his today. He put in his head in a news in a news in a n in a news in a news in a news in a news in a news in a news in a news in a news top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top in a news in a news in a news in a news in a news in a news in a new new new new new new new new new new new new new so top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top. top. the nuse. I. I. I. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new new. I'm a new new new. I'm a new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new. top. top. top. top. I. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new. I'm a new. tells him, I just got to see how long the rope is. That's like, you're so like, what do you do for work? Oh, I check people's ropes before they get hung.

I almost get hung every day. Yeah, I saw, I thought that too. But it's got to be some better job for you. Well, basically what's going on here is we got to, Ben and or is in the jail selling the sheriff's department. They are two hours away from being hung for a murder that they committed in part one of this episode. And the whole town is ghost town. Virginia City ain't nobody around. What do you think of the different theme music?

No, it wasn't. When I watched it, it was the same theme music as it. Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah, sometimes I watch a different version that has some other music with it, but I think it's because it's another internet channel putting it on. What's the, what's going on there? When I watched it was real somber, boom, boom, and it just kept repeating the same theme. Oh. No, Bananza theme in the whole, and the, and the, and the, and the, and their, and their, and their, their, their, their, they, they, their, they, they, they, their, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, the, thi, they they their, thi, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the same theme. No Bonanza theme in the whole episode. What I saw, there was a Bonanza theme, and they set that map on fire. You ever see that?

Yeah. This is the 26th episode where they set the map on fire. So this must have really been maybe a spin-off pilot, that they were put the cartwrights in to give it some cachet, but it had its own music, but then it didn't go, so they just put it back in the series of bananas and then put the new music, the original music. Oh, how confusing. I'm confused, just saying it.

I know Kevin. Well, at some point too, while they're checking out the news, the hangman says, oh, I don't like, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're thi, thi, they're their. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they'll. they's. they's. they'll. they'll, they'll, they'll, they's. they'll, they'll, their. their. their. their. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, their... Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. thean. thooooan. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. they're checking out the news the hangman says, oh, I don't like these night hangings. It ain't like in the morning when it's cheerful. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Yeah, I guess so. Well, that's a great thing about what I provide is that you can choose whatever time

of day you want it to happen. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You you. you. th. tha. thi thu. thi. that's. that. thu. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, thi. that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's th. that's th. that's th. that's that's th. that's that's that's th. that's the. that's like. th. th. th. th people's schedules. That's true. Yeah. Maybe you want to do it during brunch. Yeah, who determined this would be a night hanging anyway? They don't explain that. Because it also affects your last meal.

Are you gonna have breakfast, lunch or dinner? You know? They have the worst conceivable last meal. They have stew and a pile of dirt. Yeah, well, we'll get there. All right, so now Joe and Hoss ride into town and they say, well, we've done, there's two witnesses to this murder.

There's Deuce Martin and Sally Burns or whatever Barnes, and Deuce Martin, they went to find him to get him to recant his false testimony, but they found him dead on a trail somewhere. He'd he'd he'd he'd he'd he'd he'd he'd he'd th. He'd th. He'd th. He'd th. He'd th. He'd th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes, thi. thi. thi, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, well, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, well, well, thoes, thoes, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thed... thed, thed, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho' tho' tho'n, tho'n, tho'n't tho'n'n't tho'n'n't tho'n't tho'n, tho'n, tho'n, thoony, but they found him dead on a trail somewhere. He'd been thrown from his horse or something. Pretty fishy. Pretty fishy. And well, all right, so that line of inquiry is closed and Sally's sticking to her story and so they got two other long shots. They're going to circulate a petition to to get bail or something like that. And then the newspaper man, Mr. Baxter's going to print a special edition of the newspaper right quick, right, right, right, right, right, right, to to th. And th. And th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, all, all, well, all, all, all, all, all, well, all all all, well, well, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. thi. th. thi. th. the the newspaper right quick and give it to even though nobody's in town, everybody's hiding. People are hiding either because they don't care to watch the cart rights being hung or because they're afraid of this fellow Hawkins and his hired guns.

Right. Both of those reasons are given why nobody's in town. I thought that the Virginia City had a fairly low population as a constant. Same. Yeah, that's true, too. The empty cafe business model is a real success story in Virginia City. Well, this woman, Sally, yes, she seems to run a restaurant. She's got plenty of tables and chairs in there and not a customer in sight.

And she only serves stew and coffee and dirt and dirt you can put dirt in the stew if you want and she gets like dressed up like legit fully dressed up and like again I don't like I don't like to only comment on how women look but as a woman I'm like girl you don't gotta do none of that put on a sports bro on some sweatpants and you're good. Some chancletas, you don't even make up. Like she's so pretty already naturally, like you don't even need to do your hair. Yeah, what's fine. Chancleta's, like the sandal?

Oh, okay. Like, like, you know, like the like, yes, yes, yes, a lot of people use them for like taking showers. No, but it's true. And soccer girls wear them for warm-ups. I wore them, like I wear them before like I play or like whatever, so I don't wear like my like basketball shoes like on the grass and on the concrete because I don't want to mess them up. Well, the chankleta, not to be confused with the harrachichichichichichichichichichichi. No. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Those. Chian. Chance, thia. Those. Those are, the chance, thia. Chancet, thia, the chance, the chancet, the chance, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. shoes. Oh yeah and then the Nike's have the Nike Haracha. Oh yeah yeah yeah but the chancletas is known in the Latinx community as a weapon. Oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah like your mom like might be wearing some chancletas and you might do something wrong and like I mean she doesn't have time to catch something else so she's just gonna grab her chancleta and bra! I bet you couldthrow it like a boomerang. Oh yeah oh yeah they go far I can confirm. You could probably spike the bottom of it too if you want to take it up a notch. Oh yeah a little like a little baseball cleat little yeah yeah

something like that put a nail in there. Put a little yeah not a mother to her children probably yeah not a mother to her Mr. Wooden Spoon. Mine ten. Yeah. She did beat you around with a wooden spoon? Wooden spoon. Yeah. Good for her. Sometimes you need a little booty, little booty chunk with that. I've got a wooden spoon or two myself. But we had a slotted spoon.

It cut through there a little bit faster. Oh, right. No wind resistance. Oh, oh, oh. Yep. We all, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, but we could, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th., exactly. Yeah, oh, smart. Yep, yep, we all, but we could all beat one another with it. It wasn't, anybody could use whoever was first to the slot-spin. Yeah, exactly. I have an addition to my fashion line, along with tragedy charms, which do include a hanging news. Okay.

If you are in one of the number of countries that still allows a hanging, for, for, for, for example, Saudi Arabia as public hangs on the week, every week. If you go to, oh I can't remember the city. In Saudi Arabia? It starts with an R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R.................... the... the... the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. If, I. If, I. If, if, if, if, if, if, if, if. If, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. I. I. If. I. If. I. If. If. If. I. If. If, the. If. If. If. If, the. If. If, the. I. I.od. Rehod. Rehod. Rehod. Yeah. Oh, no. They'll hang you there. Rehod. They'll hang you there.

I don't. You can take a cab ride and go see it. No. If you want to read. And, um. But the point where it was. Oh, so this is a great new fashion choice for women who, yeah, want to dress something up, but then it doesn't have a purpose.

It's called the useless ribbon. And you just put a little ribbon loosely around your neck and it dresses something. And it dresses something up and yet it does nothing. Is that something Sally was wearing a very useless. She's my first and only guest because she's the only woman in there. But she had an unnecessary ribbon on her? Unnecessary ribbon that did nothing for the ensemble. Man, I missed it. I didn't notice it.

But I'm going to go back and watch the whole episodes out and appreciate that ribbon. So okay now we got in the saloon, we got some guys standing around laughing. These are the hired guns of Mr. Hawkins, Cy Hawkins, he's got the second biggest ranch in the territory. And it seems like when Paul gets hung, which he's about to do in about two hours, Cy Hawkins is going to somehow have the biggest ranch. I guess he's just going to go ahead and redraw the lines without Paul around to stop him or something like that. I don't know. But Sawye is not here yet, but his

hired guns have taken over Virginia City and they're sitting there in the saloon waiting, waiting for the cartwright boys to get hung. Can't wait for it. I think that's all we learn there. And then Vic morrow rides into town. th. th. th. th, Vic. th. th. th, Vic. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Suh, thi. Suh, thi. Suh, th. Suh, th. Suh, th. Sso. Sso. Sso, th. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Sso. Ssoe is is th. Suh. Suh. Suh. Suh, th. Suh, thi. Suh, thi. Sotoma. Sotomay, thi. Sotomay, thi. Sotomay, thi. Sotomay, thi. Sotomay, thi. Sotomay, thi. Sotomay, thi. S, this is interesting. Vic Morrow, he says to Zeke, he says, where you from? He says, Lasseter, Kansas. And Zik says, isn't that the town that got burned up by all those raiders? And so I says to myself, I says, when I was done figuring out the exact timeline of who played the bartender on gunsmoke, I says, what really happened in Lassiter, Kansas? Well, there ain't no Lasseter, Kansas and there never was. But there was a town called Lawrence, Kansas where they did have a sacking, the sacking of Lawrence, Kansas, which was between, it was, if Lawrence, Kansas was established as a Let's not have slaves, and then there was folks who said, but I think you should have slaves, and they came in and the sack the the the there and the there and their I think but I think you should have slaves and they came in and they sack the town. Oh shit. That's

the sacking of Lawrence, Kansas. Now Shump McGuppen from the journeyman is from Lawrence, Kansas. Oh is he really? Okay. What happens when they just burn your town down like that? Like does like nothing does it just stay like empty and nobody goes back? You rise like a phoenix. Yeah, that's what you do. Fair. Well, so I'm wondering to myself, why didn't they have this character come from Lawrence, Kansas? Now, there's two possible reasons. One is that, you know, at some point in the episode, they start calling him

Lassiter. And if they was to do that with Lawrence, then they just just just just just just just just just just just just just they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they was to do that with Lawrence then they just start calling them Lawrence. I think you just answered it for it. Well because the other possible explanation is they didn't want to talk about slavery. Yeah that well. Oh I bet that's it. It's two birds one stone. They don't want the mysterious wandering gunsmen to be called Lawrence. That's the great thing about my Bible. Everything violent and no good I glass over or I change. Like, you know how lots daughters, okay, apparently in the original Bible is that, and that last daughters, the name of my business, is, um, they heard their dad offered to, um, offered them to have sex with everybody in, um, um, this. This, um, this. This, um, this. This, this, uh, this. the. the. the. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I I I I, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I g. g. g. I g. I gla, I gla, I gla, I glass, I g. I glac. I glac. I gl. I gl. I g. I, I, I, offered to, offered them to have sex with everybody in the city of Sodom, the Sodomites.

And then the girls all got their dad drunk and impregnated themselves with their dad's limp penis. And, um, and, and he's brother Pita. It's so, it's so disturbing so disturbing you know so I just said they went on a girls trap ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so in your Bible you cut right to the chase you just say they went on a girl trap and you're not saying that they didn't get their father drunk and pregnate themselves with them but you're just not, you're not specifying.

I just say, oh, come on, everybody was having a good time and no harm, no foul. And, um, quit complaining, that's your lot, lot. Yeah, you got a good drunk on. Yeah, you know, there's parts of that you might not have a lot. Is this a real Bible story? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th you, th you, th. th you, th. th you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th you, th th th th th th you, th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, come that, come that, come that, come th, come th, come th, come th, come thi, come thi, come thi, come thi, come thi, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come thi, come thi, come thi, come thi, come thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. Oh, come thi. Oh, come thi, come thi, come. Yeah. You know, there's parts of that you might not have liked. Is this a real Bible story? Yes. No. Have you heard the story of Cain and Abel?

Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, I went to private Catholic school from first through 12th grade. They didn't tell you about the dad's daughter and the daft. They didn't tell me about the dad fadadad f dad f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f about to not teach me this? What did Cain and Abel do this? Two brothers, you- Cain and Able? Well, God asked for sacrifices. And God didn't like, he liked Abels better than Cain's or Ficy Versy. And so one of the brothers got mad and he killed the other one, but that's so negative. That's so negative. So I had them, they both start, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thathea, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's, that's, thi. So, to, that's, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thatthem, they both start learning how to do hip-hop dance.

Oh, okay. And they have a crew. So you still have him as brothers. Their brothers and God's just not even a part of it. Oh, he doesn't care about, he doesn't want to see any sacrificing. No, he just says, oh, you're good. Okay okay. So now we've got Vic, by the way, Mutton has gone into tend to that baby. We'll see what he'll watch that baby. Yeah, well Vic is now, he goes into the tavern. He's hungry. First stop tavern. Nobody in there, early cafe or the restaurant, whatever you call it. That's when he learns they only have stew and coffee, but he also learns something real important. He notices a calendar with today's date circled on it, April 25th. And that tells him, he's real smart. That tells him, this woman, Sally, was looking forward to this day, boy, oh boy,

she was looking forward to this day. Never Yeah, you're right. That's what I do. I cross it off just as soon as the day begins. So first thing you wake up in the morning and if it happens to be April 25th you cross off April 25th. Yeah I'm I'm already in tomorrow. That's bad luck. Is it? Yeah you're supposed to wait to the next like your agenda and stuff or if you're gonna cross something out. You got to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to wait to the to to to the the to to the the to to to the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to their their their to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be their April to be their April their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. their. their their till the day finishes. Oh, no. Do you feel that you have had any bad look? It's hard to say. Do I seem like my life is good? Sure you do.

You've got so many businesses. I've got, okay, I am a small business owner as well as an entrepreneur. Yeah. Yeah, I believe, I believe you are as well in addition to that, a hashtag girl boss, isn't that correct? Girl boss. Girl. Maybe, you know, there's an exception to every rule. You're the exception. Well, it's working for you.

That's, you know, and I could be ahead of day and just not even know. Oh, yeah. Right. I'm not always good with numbers. Yeah. I never met nobody if it was any good with mathematicians. Figuring. It's hard to do. I have a comment about this this food. Yes. I made a note of it. The bucket that they bring is so tiny. Yeah, I know. Like it's like,

it's like insult on top of insult on the insult. It's like how is that like even when it's for the prisoners. the like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the I the I the I the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the b. The th. I th. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. The b. I they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. I they th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I they're they're they's insult on top of insult on top of insult. It's like how is that like even when it's for the prisoners like I don't want to like you know spoiler but we mentioned it earlier already. I'm like this is their last meal this tiny little pot of stew. I know this is the restaurant where some little boy named Jimmy comes in with a tiny, tiny, tiny little bucket. I'm like, I, I, I, the th. I, th. th. I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I'm, I'm, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. that. It's like, yeah, it's like the new mini like purses, like the jackhouse purses. I like every, like it's like, I mean, yeah, do I have them? Sure, they tiny and can I fit nothing in it but my lip stick. Oh my goodness, here comes a little baby and he put on a carrier. He looked like a kangaroo. Look who's here, Mutt Taylor with a tiny baby on it. A little baby. That's monstrous.

Well, you know, Jeelobie got picked up a new kid from the black market. I told him I'm watching for an hour while he went out to, I don't know, trade it. You look like you have a growth, a headed growth on your belly. I wouldn't have thought of that, but now you say it's true, it does look like a growth. You're one to talk, Skin Shelf. Dang! Look, that baby! Is the moteling normal? This baby is apparently, has two types of allergies, the original one, and then that allergy got an allergy, so it's like a fractal hive that just kind of grows and grows.

She's a beautiful baby, I'm just yank in your chain. She is. Look at those thighs. But it's fair to have some constructive criticism or some notes for people's babies. I think it is. I think it usually turns out to be a positive to critique people's babies. I think so. I mean, you could also throw in a, you could throw in a, hey, that's, whatever, whatever comes to mind is a cute thing, like, seems to have all her toes. Yeah. Seems time.

And then all of a sudden, like after like, what do you think, like six months or something, then you're like, all right, this baby's gonna be cute or this baby's not gonna be cute. Yep. You just get to decide. Yep. She's still in the transition. Oh, she's very cute. We should know by next, by end a week if she's she's gonna, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yes. Oh yeah. Yeah. So this Jeleby bought this baby on the black market and you figure he's going to sell it for something? That's what I think he's out like scoping potential buyers but you know you can't meet your buyers in an alleyway with the product because they can just take it from you. when the deal's good I'll bring the baby out. It's good of you to help out. Do you bring the baby in a suitcase? He's like a briefcase? Yeah right. With the hands and legs sticking out. Like the money, yeah, okay. Is there a code name like boo-oh? Yeah. It's called Operation Jumbo Drop. Fantastic. All right well let's not get to a test of this baby. Sounds like it's going to get sold in an alleyway.

There might be another one on future episodes. It seems to be Jellaby's business, I guess. All right. That's fine. Good for him. All right. What we got here? Oh, by the way, there's every time we see that gallows, they've erected a gallows in the street. the gallows stings. Every, every, every, every, they, they, they, the the gallows, they, the gallows, the gallows, their their th. There. There, th. There, th. There, their th. There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there. There, there, there. There, there. There, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there, there there there there there there, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, there, there. There, there. There, there, there. There, there. There, there. There, there, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, there, there, there, there, there, th. There. There. There, there, there's there's th. There's there's the. There's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there there there there, there, the. There's what they use as the opening theme music and you never hear the bananas. Oh, the gallows sting? Uh-huh. That's it. That's all piece of music that was written for this entire episode. You're not kidding. You're right.

There's all kinds of scenes where all kinds of stuff is happening. There ain't no music. It's kind of quiet, huh? And there's often insufficient dialogue, such as like when, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that is that is that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that is.. That, that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is the only the only the only the only the only the only the only that is the only the only the only that's the only the only that's the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only that that that that that thi- in the stable and he doesn't have anything to say about it. They say we're stuffy in the put you in the feedbox and he just goes oh yes I feel like I wrote about that my husband wanted to get a horse and I says we don't have that kind of money so now we have an improv horse. What does that mean? Well you just do the space work around a horse. How much you have to pay for that that was a lot th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the in the in the in the in the in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thee the the th, you just do the spacework around a horse. How much you have to pay for that? That was a lot cheaper?

Well, it's free. It's free. Improv Horse Girl. Improv horse. You take the horse and you saddle them up and you wipe them down after a good run and you do all the things you would with a regular IRL horse, but it's improv. You know, I've heard apropos of that, that they can't keep people in mental hospitals anymore because if they're talking about their hearing voices and somebody tries to put them in, they

say I was just improvising. It's been going on like crazy all over the country. Well, that's good to know in case they throw me in they're they're they're they're they're the country. Oh, no kidding. That's good to know in case they throw me in one. Now I know what my... Yeah, obviously. Well, the reverse could be true where you're doing an improv show and a mental patient comes in and just starts being mental and you're like, well, we can't kick him out of the improv show because they might be mental. Yeah, exactly. Or they might be improvising. There's literally Well, so now, oh yeah, a little boy comes and he gets some soup for the last meal for the condemned cart rights. A tiny bucket.

Yeah, and this is when the hangman, he's all nervous and he tells the cart rights they ought to shave so that the rope is more comfortable on their necks when something. Yeah. I mean, split second tops of hair pulling pain before you are dead what's the difference difference like at that point it's it is what it is but I think that's the kind of high level of service you can expect in your business in my business where I say you know we're gonna put you down we're gonna put you to sleep you know but beforehand while you're feeling so sick you want a piece of a piece of you know a piece of the tip you know a piece of tip you to sleep, you know, but beforehand,

while you're feeling so sick, do you want a piece of gum or something? That's nice. You know, just to kind of calm yourself down or, or do you want a little neck rub? A little neck rub? And then, then we put them in the chair. What, the electric chair? The electric chair, but it's just a massage chair, but they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the you, the you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, a you, a you, a you, a you, a you you you're you're you're you you're you, you're, you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you, you're you, you're you, you you're you, you you're you, you you you you're, you you you you, you you, you, you, you, you, a you, a you, a you, a you, a you, a th, a th, a thi, thi, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s thi-s thi-s feeling feeling feeling thi-s feeling feeling thi-s feeling feeling thi-s feeling thi-s' thi-s thi-s you're you're you in the chair. What an electric chair? The electric chair, but it's just a massage chair, but they don't know that. They don't know that. They think this is a three key.

Well, let's see here, we got that. That's when the fat fella bumps into the kid and then he says, oh, this is the stew for the last meal for the cart rides. I'll tell you what let that bucket that bucket that bucket the bucket the bucket the bucket the bucket the bucket the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuuuic fu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. It's that's that's that's just, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their thu. But, thuiless. But, but but thuil. But, but thuil. But, thuil. But, thuil. But, thu. But, thu. But, thu. But, thu. It's, thu. It's, thu. It's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that, that, that, that, th, this is the stew for the last meal for the cart rides. I'll tell you what, let's put some dirt in it. Yeah. Fills that bucket up with dirt. And then Vic Morrow comes out and he gets into it with these bad guys. At the end of which, he tells the little boy, you take this soup though the boy wants to go get some new soup. Yeah. But Vic says, no, you go on a hit. I think the boy was in the right, get some new soup because this one's full of dirt. Yeah, I think you're right. Well, so I don't know. He doesn't have great judgment last year. I've got, and this is just a development phase, but it's 3D glasses that show good and evil on television.

So you can tell who's good and who's evil. It can be very hard. It's hard because sometimes you go, oh, the cartwrights own an enormous piece of land and little Joe is violent, but they're good. Yeah. Right. And then the other person owns a giant piece of land and then they're kind of violent, but they're bad. And didn't you think Vic Moro was going to be one of them guys that's good but then

go sour, you know, but then you find out it's a pilot for his show. He's a good guy and his main distinguishing feature is he don't have a holster on his gun. He keeps his gun and he says no trigger. And and yeah and the Lasseter says that's right. I think perhaps he was meant to say no holster and he made an error. They just kept it in. They just kept it in. Just keep rolling baby. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Wow, that really makes you feel filled with hope.

One tomorrow. The bar is lower to participate in society. You don't have to get it right. That's right. And they will just say close to goddamn enough. Who's paying that close attention? Sure, the gun's got no trigger in addition to no holster. That's fine. Onward.

We gotta see if there's a real pattern of deterioration over the seasons just to see if there, you know, there is a message for us that, you know, it's, you can be a part of anything, you know, and not even do any of the job. Well, we'll take note of it. Every time, every time somebody doesn't seem to do their job, we'll put it on a tick board, we'll see if it's ramping up over time. Well, okay, so now, bad guys go to the newspaper. They want to stop Mr. Baxter, Newspaper man from putting out his edition of the newspaper. the newspaper. the newspaper. the newspaper. the news. the news. the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to stop Mr. Baxter, a newspaper man from putting out his edition of the newspaper paper. And first they threatened them to, they're going to cut off his arm with the newspaper slacer, you know, the paper slasher.

Yeah. Paper slacer. Yeah. Yeah. Phraseer. Yeah. one that wasn't dull and would just not bend your paper instead of cut it down. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Okay.

So I don't know that you could cut off a man's arm with one of them paper slash and dealies. And he better well shave his arm before he does it. Oh, shave your arm before we cut it off, absolutely. And then they decide they're going to threaten him with, uh, going to pour to pour a pour a pour a pour a pour a pour, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, them, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the, the, thin, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. And he seems to, he seems to be open to it. As they fade out on that scene, he's kind of, he opens his mouth up, looks up, and he's ready for the hot lead down the throat. My husband likes me to shave my arms. What is that now?

He wants you to shave your arms. Just because I have a, I have a, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, to, to, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. He, th. the, thi, the, thi, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, tho, the,'m a, uh, uh, he's, he calls me Mona Susia. What does that mean? A dirty monkey. Because I'm so hairy. And so he likes to, yeah, smooth, smooth arms. He tells me. Now that you say that, I thought you were just wearing an Angora sweater, but those are your arms. These are my own arms. Look at that. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, that. It's, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what is. What is. What is. What is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what that's, what does. What is, what does that's that that that that, what does. What does that that that that that that that that that that that, what does that, what does that, what does that, what does that, what that, what that, what that, what that, what that, what that, what that, what that, what that, what that, what that, what that. What is. What is. What is. What is. What is. What is. What is. What is. What is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that you say that, I thought you were just wearing an Angora sweater, but those are your arms? These are my own arms.

It's from Germanic heritage. But anyways, but sometimes they have a little stubble and it's just like the guy said, you put a rope next to it and it'll burn you. Oh yeah, yeah. I wanted to shave my arms all like middle school and high school. My dad would not let me and all the girls would shave their arms. I don't like it was a thing. Was that not a thing at all? No it's a thing. They asked me to do it one time at work and I said I belong here and so do they and so do they. That's crazy I'm hell

no I'll never shave my arms. Sometimes I'll glue extra hair to my arms. Yeah. You know, if I'm going out for a night, out on the town. You know what I mean? A little scarf. A little arm scarf. I do that too.

There's this old model building technique I do with my arms where you just spray it with glue glue and then you cut the bristles of a paintbrush and scatter them on but then you electrically charge a little metal piece and run the static electricity and then it brings them stand up and then I do that every morning on my arm. Are you do? And my head and my hair and my hair. Looks great. Thanks. Yeah wow I had no idea. You're a craftsman. Oh yeah I'm a hairs. And a manscaper. That is manscapement, no kidding around. I'm a craftsman'scaper. Ah, me don't. Well, I think we can cut to the chase here. Basically... Because the show sure doesn't. Yeah, man, oh man. I think this might be the episode of Bonanza in which the least happens. I literally wrote, it is so slow. I like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th so slow. It is. I like was like it's so

slow but I still couldn't keep my eyes off. Oh we often say that this was a half hour episode turned into a hour. I think this one was like a five minute short that they said let's make an hour out of it. I don't think we can do it. There was so much paper involved in the plot of like we got a sign something and something's being printed and it's and it and it and it's like and it's like. the th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's the the the th. I's th. I's th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the's being printed and it's like I don't want to wait at Kinko's for the rest of the show. If there's under two hours until I'm gonna be hung please don't bother putting out a special addition of the paper to persuade people that it shouldn't happen let alone circulate a petition I just think those are ineffective measures.

Maybe try a town crier something like that yeah yeah. Yeah but who's signing the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petition the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petition. the petition. the petition. the petitioned the petition. the petition. the petition. to to to to to to c. to c. the petition. the petition. the petition. the petition. the petition. the petitioned. the petitioned. the petitioned. the petitioned. the petition. the petition. the petition. the petition. the petition. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. ineffective measures. Maybe try a town crier. Something like that. Yeah. But who's signing the petition? There's no people. None of them will do it. Nobody would do it. Only five people. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, so yeah, that's how. So Hawkins really wants the cart rides did. And so his hired guns have scared everybody and intimidated the news paper man. There's an uprising from the from the the lesion that is upon your chest. This is a skin elf. Well that's it then up they go to the callows Ben and Adam and Ben's praying the whole way and Adam is just, he's ticked off. He's just mad. It's just, God damn and I'm going to get hung. This. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad at it. I'm the the the the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm this. I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm from. I'm the, I'm the, I'm, I'm, from. I'm, from. I'm, from. I the, from. I the, from. I the, from. I'm, from. I'm. I'm from. I'm from. I'm from. I'm from. I'm from. I'm from. I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the callos Ben and Adam and Ben's praying the whole way and Adam is just he ticked off he's just mad it's just god damn and I'm gonna get hung this I'm mad at you and that's when old Vic Morrow persuades Sally to come forward and say I lied I didn't see nobody kill my father it was her father that got killed and she says I didn't do it now there's's a shootout. I think we'll watch that clip.

We'll watch that shoot out. Now this baby I know for a fact loves watching screens. Oh, we don't let her sometimes get gets hit her eyes on them. Oh, okay. Well, she's your prehensile twin. This would be the perfect thing for a baby to see as their first thing thing think, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th, th, thin, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thii, thi, thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thing that they ever see is all these men killing one another's in a dusty street. Two things to watch for here. Number one, Vic Morrow doing his own stunts and number two, there's at least a couple of guys just standing around observing. They've got guns on their holsters but they don't get involved. Here goes a big shootout. She says I. She said, I lied! And then... Oh, Vic Morrill recognizes Sighs.

Remember? Another hang-in party. Oh. They have New York accents in Lasseter, Kansas. There's certainly Dewey's from the Bronx. Look at that. Oh, everybody's going down. Yeah, not concerned. They don't even flinch. Whoa, nice. Over the fire.

This is a, you know, this is a solid shootout, I have to say, especially for Bonanza. That's enough shooting, says the sheriff very calmly after several men had been killed. And then Michael Landon makes a joke. He does. That's right. Michael Landon says to Ben and the Fowl, they could, Ben and Adam come down from the gallows and Michael, Little Joe says, what are you saying? I hope you don't mind that we wait. I hope you like that. We waited until the last minute or something like that. Yeah, and that he laughs. He's so ti. Like this whole situation. I mean I know I spoke about in the other situation. He's situation. This whole. This whole situation. This whole situation. This whole situation. This whole situation. This whole situation. He. This whole situation. He's situation. the whole, I the whole, the whole, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. they. they. they. the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,, they just go down like, oh, okay, it's kind of like if like you go like to order food and like they don't have what you wanted and you're like, Yeah, we're just gonna leave. We'll go somewhere else, like that's how it was. I think that's because this clearly was so underdeveloped. Unless they were, I don't know. Do you know? No. That baby doesn't know nothing. Nothing. Well, okay. So, yeah, so Vic

Morrow now, he sees that Sae, whatever, Sae Hawkins is one of the people that killed his father back in Lassiter, Kansas, and now he killed. He's been hunting him down, going all across the land with his gun and his britches, and no trigger on his gun. Somehow he's still using it to kill all the men that had a hand and killing his father back in the Lasseter, Kansas. How about that? That's it?

Oh, the growth speaks. It's my, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the growth speaks. It's my Quattel. Well with that, I'm sorry to say there's only 405 episodes of Benazelet. I know, it's real shame. I do want to give the listeners one quote that I enjoyed and I, you know, they can use if they wanted on an Instagram caption. Oh, absolutely. There was a lot of them in this episode where I was like this feels like I've read this like some influencer girl has for sure posted this and like you like a posted a hot picture in a bikini and like it's like that's a quote.

I can't wait to hear this. Yeah. So when he says to Barney I seen you better in the dark than in the daylight. Oh yeah. It sounded like an Instagram influencer's caption, but like with like a hot pick on like a boat or like inside a cave or something. Yeah, so like you know, I'm just giving that to you guys to use. I see you better check. I didn't understand that line, but now I do. Now it makes more sense. And I have all these uncaptioned Instagram photos of me and a bike. I keep telling you don't put them out there out their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. I was thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. thi. I'm to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I'm just just to thi. I'm just thi. I'm thi.the dark on a boat. I keep telling you don't put them out there without a caption. And you're right. I just didn't know when it

was going to come along and I'm thankful you're here. I'm doing cameos. Oh okay. Are you know can give uplifting messages to people and I it's 459-99 and then of course um... wait that's too many numbers 459 459 dollars that I didn't sound oh wow okay so I don't get overwhelmed by requests I see okay all right you want them to really mean it that's right yeah well and I'm channeling Christy I'm channeling Christ you have to that's the thing Apple takes 55% that's the things to the thi to the tafiftff to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to to to to to the the to the the the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. to ing Christ. Yeah, well, that's the thing. Apple takes 55% on cameo. They do. They do.

They are what are they? The son of God? No. What does Paul McCartney need with your 50% of your came? Son of a bitch. But you now, OK. OK. You say you channeling Christ when you do them?

Channeling Christ. Okay. Christ's word as, as told by Amy Sleverson. Well, when you think of it that way, it's a bargain. Yeah, it's a bargain. Yeah, straight from the source. For Christ to tell you a happy birthday. Oh, Christ always wants to wish you a happy birthday and say hey I wish I could have lived a little longer

But I died for your sins Smack have some cake. Yeah Well, okay and if any other business either old business or new business no I my last note was um that slide in that slide with the gun on the bar by the bar door opening was very slick real slick I don't know what I know what you mean I'm talking about like it's a real okay that was right after the clash of the Giants when Haas pushes Bert out of the way and now it's about to be a throw down in the saloon yeah but Vic Morrow slides. It's like you,

like when you slide a drink across a bar, he slid himself across the bar with his gun out and just aiming right in your face like I wouldn't do it if I was you or whatever he says. I would watch Vic Morrow's show too. Yeah, it's a good. I would watch Clash of the Titans. the Clash of the Giants between Haas and Bert. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thalshaws and Burthaws and the the thalshaws and thalshaws and thalshawsaesesesiesiesiesiesiesiesiesiesiesiesiesiesies. Yeah. the the toososh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was. I was. Yeah. Yeah. I was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah.......... I.......................-shuttle. Clash of the Titans. What'd you call it? Clash of the Giants between Hauss and Bert. Oh, that'd be great. But said in the Greek times. Oh, yeah. Put them to it in. Yeah.

In bikinis from the dark. In bikinis. Yes. Coming out. the water. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hawes and Bert coming out battling over the Athenium and whatnot. I love it. All right, well I'd say we're just about done. We've done it. Okay, special thanks to our guest baby. Does the baby have a name? Yeah, check, check, check. I did get a call from Jellaby that the deal is going to to go down, but I have since become very attached to this baby and told them, you ain't getting rid of this baby, I'm keeping it, I'm gonna be its mama. Oh my goodness.

You're not gonna have it removed? No, I'm keeping it. Okay, all right. Well, that's fantastic. All right, are you my best friend? You're her best friend. Oh, we have some rebuttal. That's a no. Okay. We better wrap this up. Yeah, all right. We'll see you next time on Bananasa. Bananasa. Bonanza is brought to you by Andy Daly, with Maria Bamford and Matt Gorley. Theme song by Matt Gorley, with The Journeyman, which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff, and Wade Ryan.

Bananas for Bonanza is mixed and edited by Brett Morris, and the little Scott Acker. We'll see you next time.