Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #30: “Feet Of Clay”

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyIncel fanatic Chad Winton (Will Hines) joins Amy, Mutt and Dalton to discuss an emotionally powerful episode of Bonanza in which the Cartwrights take in a young boy and Hoss has mixed feelings about killing his dad. Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 5/17/2022 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Okay, thank you. Enjoy. Yeah. Oh, Nanza. It's a finest show alive. So consult your TV guide. Get your great outdoors inside. Take some Ponderosa pride and forever-made. So, right. So consult your TV guide, get your great outdoors inside, take some ponderosa pride and forever made it.

Ride. I'm Bananas for Bananza. Okay, I'm going to start again as I often do with, uh, ye-ha-ha. Uh-huh. Whoa, darn it. That was you, you cocked and loaded up a sneeze and then fired, didn't you, that's right. I chawed on a bullet. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. to sa thooe tho. chawed on a bullet. Took a sniff of pepper and shot it out with my own mouth gun. God bless you and it's the right God blessing you. Thank you. Oh yeah. You're doing this via zoom just like the old days. We haven't done that in a while.

And we are doing it because of a virus, but not the big one. But you're sick as a dog, but it ain't the COVID. As far as I can tell, after multiple tests and visiting with a certain shaman just upside the hell over there, I ain't got COVID, but I think I got influenza A through Z. Wow, you got them all. Yeah, well, so you're quarantining up in the top part of the house there and with a duck bee, the baby. Yeah, you guys should come on up. No, sir.

I'm down here. Oh, I'm down in the same house. Hey, Miss Leavison, you're, where are you? You're in your own home. I'm in my own home. But you sound collo-a-lick thi. a baby gets colloquy? Like I'm fussy. I'm fuss budget. You might have got colic from the baby. You ever think of that? I might have. I've cowlick this morning, my hair sticking up something fierce in the back. So whatever it is, it's going round. You

guys want to come up? No. Man, I never heard of a cold so bad it affects your hair, but I guess it could happen. Oh, man I'm got runny ends. Yeah, I guess it could happen. I'm recording from my Bible nook we built outside our house, it's just Bibles. Oh, it's built of Bibles. It's a little library, but it's just Bibles. Oh, I see. I see you got walled-to-sealing bibles. It's Bibliary. It's a Bibliotech.

Right? Oh yeah, Biblioteca. Throwing some other languages in there. A disco biblioteca. Now there's something Amy for your little business. Hey, not a bad idea. Well, uh... I wrote it down.

You look, you look cozy. Everybody looks nice and comfortable. And let me say the thing I say at the beginning of these episodes all the time. I say, hello friend, come on in. The gate is open wide. Welcome to Bananas for Bananza. I'm your host Dalton Wilcox. I'm cowboy and I am joined as always, you heard them already. Mut Taylor is here. And Amy Slaverson is here, but she was not here last

time. We had to go ahead and do one without you, because you was in, uh, I don't know where, we said you was on assignment. I went on a cruise ship, a Christian cruise and I spread the message to Barbados. Oh yeah, are you're Christians down there and Barbados? I don't know. There are now, I bet. I bet. I don't. I the the message. I don't. I the message. I the message. I the message. I the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. the message. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thooooo. th. th. th. to th.? I don't know nothing. There are now, I bet. I bet. I don't know. I never got off the ship. Oh no. Why not? Because there is too much fun going on inside.

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It's like a goddamn hall of mirrors. Yeah. Never find your way out. Dang it. And, uh, what kind of shows did you see? Did you see you? So the cruise itself, everybody on the cruise is Christian, it's got a Christian theme. Yeah, so it's live nude. It's all the same shows that you would have on a regular cruise, but it's Christian. I was not expecting a live nude show on the Christian. No, I am intrigued. Well, all these gals, I mean, they are just darling. And then they're also, they're buck naked.

And what they do is they talk about, they do a presentation, their testimony about their relationship with Christ. And then they take off their brief underwear and then that's their set. And they're full frontal. This isn't even just topless or pasties. No, a live bush. Oh, the burning bush. But I don't know about that. They seem to be in good health. Okay. Well, good. All right. That sounds like that was a hell of a cruise and it sounds like almost anybody would enjoy that.

So next time you got one that you know about I'd like to go, although I don't know if they'd let me bring my horse on the cruise ship. I've... Well, if it's in a emotional as well as spiritual horse, it's fine. If I have to admit, boy, that puts a cowboy in a bind. If you have to admit that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have tho tho tho tho that you have tho tho tho tho that you have to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho to to to to to to to to to to to any to any to any to any to any to any to any to any to any to any to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoesomoesomoesomoes.a thoooooooooooooes.a.a.a. thooooooooooes. tooes. tooes. to to to to admit, boy that puts a cowboy in a bind, if you have to admit that you have emotional problems to bring your horse with you on a boat, I just don't know, I don't know which way a cowboy goes. I have a solution to that. All right, your horse has emotional problems. That needs you. There you go, I'm the emotional support. He's a runner. Yeah, yeah. All right. So, hey, hey, we got th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th that that that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. There th. There th. There th. There th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. thi thi the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th is a runner. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So hey, we got a guest this time. We don't always have a guess, but this time we do. And man, I'm excited about it. We're going to watch season one episode 30 today, feet of clay. And this episode has everything. It's got hopsing. It's got donuts. It's got a to a dead woman and a live woman who doesn't say anything at all.

It's got everything. Gunfire. And we got a whole, we got a guest here to talk to us about it. This fella sent me, I'm telling you the most wonderful email I've read in a long time. Because we don't often hear from real true Bananza fans, but this guy loves the show and I said well dang it come on come talk to us he loves Bananza and he loves Bananasa and he loves Bananas for Bananza hello Chad Winton hey Dalton you're dau oh what a thrill to be on this show and on any show that's any show that's talking about bananza yeah yeah I'm excited because you know most the time we have guests to the show they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try to to to to to to to to to to time we have guests on this show and they come to us in one way or another and they don't know Bananza. If you can believe that. If you can believe it, they're always... Just a shame. Yeah, I can't believe the show's like a, it was like a magnet to me, just pulled me in.

I can't imagine anybody resisting its pull. Sure, I'm sure every single one. Yes, it's nice to start with someone that way. How did you discover Bonanza that way? Well it got recommended to me by friends. I'm president of a local fan club. Oh, Bonanza fan club? Oh, Bonanza fan club? Oh, is it, Michael Landon Fanclood.

Oh, gosh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, what is it, Michael Landon fan club? Oh, no, gosh, I, maybe I'll start that next, but no, it's an in-sell fan club. It's a fan of the involuntarily celibate. We're just, we're a group of people, we ourselves are not involuntarily celibate. I keep falling into consensual relationships. But I'm a fan of people who are involuntarily celiate. I just find those guys are real spirited folks and just great Reddit commenters. I'm so confused. I'm so confused.

Mm-hmm. And I, you know, Bonanza's just got to be chock full of these in-cells. And I was like, this, this is a, this is just a terrific place to see in-cell behavior. Is insult, have they not considered cutting a hole in something so they could oh yeah I don't think they are, see here's it a whole trouble, they're involuntarily celibate, that's what in cell means. They're desperate to not be celibate anymore. So they don't, it's, they don't need like a pure way to engage in the sexual, I don't think that's the obstacle. Drill, drill a, a place into a, into a watermelon. That's what my husband does when I'm out of town.

Yeah, I would think that- into a warm melon, why don't they go up to Aunt Kitty's Good Time Titties and family fun ranch. Oh yeah. These guys are adorable. In cells, they find a way to blow it. Trust me. They, any which way they have to get into a relationship with a woman, they're just like, they're all thumbs. They either, they start lecturing people about pinball machines, or they just like, they get scared. They get into an argument about whether there, their, their, their, their, their, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th. thi, they're, they're, thi, they're, thi, thi, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their. And, their. And, their. And, their. their. their. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're thin. they're thi. thi. they're they're thi. they're they're they're thi. they're they're theythem have jobs. That's not really part of the job description, but that just seems to go

with it. These guys are all living at home. I can't understand this because I remember one time I went, my longest stretch, I think, was four days before I'd had relations with a woman, and I took to Roger in a pinecone. I mean, you just got, you gotta do something. Well, I feel to say, I kind of wish I wasn't in cell because these guys are so opinionated, but I keep falling in love with people and I'm just constantly in romantic and sexual consensual relationships that go great. And it's one of my great flaws. I'm a real softy, but, you know, but that's why I started the fan club. I was like, I gotta, I need to know where to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the to to their their their their their their their. their. their. thoomk. I'm th. I'm that's that's that's that's th. I'm th. I'm that's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tha. I. club. I was like, I got a, I need to know where the in-cells are. I love to engage with them over the internet.

And so, and you know, I was talking with one of these guys on Reddit. Have you ever seen Bonanza? It's chock full of in cells. And I was like, I've never seen to just remove themselves from the situation. They seem to have no way to engage emotionally. Women barely talk on this show. And these guys are just running around, filling up their lives with activities involuntarily

celibate left and right. The main character, his wives keep dying on him. You know, that is classic in-cell behavior, you know, he, they blow it, they blow it left and right. I love it. It is a fascinating show. I gotta say now, this is not the first time I've heard of in-cels, but honest to God, I thought it was short for intentionally syllabate.

But it's the opposite. No, not it's not like someone who's that someone who's that someone who's taken a vow of celibacy. These guys are desperate. They're horned up like you can't believe. They want nothing more than to get it going. And then they talk to a woman and they blow it. Like, I've seen these guys. So you're not one of these guys, but you're a fan of the... My fan. I'm a fan bit of a semantic labyrinth, but... Is it that you would like to be one or you just appreciate that...

I admire and appreciate their sort of temperament and conversational style. I also kind of wouldn't mind being one. You know, I have set out, when a relationship has come to its natural end, and then I am celibate and sort of not in a relationship, I'm like, it's finally happening. I'm about to become involuntarily celibate, but then I started, I'm falling up. How do they screw it up with a cantaloupe? These guys will find a way. You know, the exact logistics of it, or somehow they would do it. They would like, they'd get shy and they'd wait and the thing would rot away and they'd have to throw it away. Or yeah, they might not consider, now that I'm thinking about it, they might not consider

sexual Congress with a fruit to count. Well, they're missing out. Yeah, that's silly. You know, I'll tell you, I guess, of these guys are cowboys because, you know, everybody knows what a cowboy does when a cowboy's lonesome, he'll fuck a hole in the ground. I see. Up there on the range and pouring some water into it. And then, so there's no possible way to be involuntarily celibate. I don't think these guys are cowboys.

I don't think thi. There are a lot of IT managers, there's archivists, they're sort of Reddit thread moderators. We got a couple, there's some sound texts at music venues, t-shirt manufacturers, a couple of them are miniature painters, they're expert of pewter miniature painters. I mean, they're real talented fellas. Pewter miniatures. Yeah, that's what they said. You're puter miniatures, like, wizards, the wiz wiz wiz wiz wiz wiz wiz wiz wiz wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz- and wiz-s, and wiz-s, and their, and their, and they, and they's, and their, and they's, their, they's, their, their, they're, their, their, their, there's, there, there's, there's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, thread-a-a-a-a-a-a-s, thread-s, thread, thread, thread, thread, red,ter miniatures. Yeah, that's what they say.

Puter miniatures, like, you know, wizards and orcs and trolls and stuff like that, and people hold an orbs and stuff. They're one of the guys that the fan club focuses on. Again, the fan club is full of people who are just fans of incels. Yeah, I'm going to pass. That sounds like a hard job. Thank you for appreciating that. I'm going to pass that on to those guys. Yeah, they have to decide is it going to be a sapphire tone, you know more of an emerald hue. Yeah because what is an orb it doesn't necessarily a magical orb doesn't exist in nature. You have to decide on the color. Yeah you have to you have to make that decision.. God that that the color the color the color the color, you to to to to to the color, you to to to to to to to decide to the color, you to decide the color, you to decide to decide to decide the color, you to decide to to to decide to to decide, you to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you the color, you to the color, you have to to the color, you have to to to to to the color, you to to to decide to to to to to decide to decide to decide to decide to decide, you have to decide, you have to you have to make that decision. God didn't God didn't tell us. Yep. All right. I appreciate that.

I appreciate the talent. I love I love Bonanza just because I love all in cells. And now. Hang on. Now this is okay. Now this part of it. I'm trying to understand. You're saying. You feel Joe. One cartwright's had three wives.

But they all died. It's like, he wasn't meant to have him. I mean, he had sex three times. During those windows, he was not an in-cell. But then he fell right back into his natural role involuntarily sell. He didn't want his wives to die, I assume. Well, we don't know. We he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th the the. the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. He was the. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the. He's the. He's the the the thean. thean. thea thea thea thea th. I assume he's the tragedies. We don't know.

We don't know. We do know he's buried three wives and that is unusual. Well, he's either a murderer or he's an in-cell. I don't see any other option. Now, an in-sell doesn't have to be a virgin, is that correct? I don't think so. the state of being an in-cell. Oh, that's fair. Can I vote my new business? Yes, yes. What's your new business, Amy?

Because it sort of touches on this. It's a pro-life pregnancy center called Dad's Promise. And it's for women who are dying or in danger of dying through having a baby. And so we agree, we agree to take your child after you die in pregnancy. And we give you, it's taken care of in terms of, we wrap you in a sheet and we get you a wooden cross and everything for your, you know,

but it's also a combo business where we run a suicide hotline. All of our literature says life is a gift, have us prove it to you. And, you know, if your mom was pregnant and she kept it, you know, the it being you. Okay. Would you like to be placed in a, in a loving home? Oh, wow. Well, okay. Well, you, the it. the it being you. The it being you. Okay. Would you like to be placed in a loving home? Oh, okay. Yeah, that is inspired by this episode, I guess, because a mother passes away, she's got a child there and the father has made a promise

to step in and take care of the child. And it works out great. And it just like it would in your business I suppose. Wait the where's the profit center is the business you say right so where's the revenue enter into the to the the selling of babies. Oh oh wait a minute. So you're okay we've got a woman who's been told by her doctor if you have this baby you will die and she says well that sounds like a good trade off I'm gonna go over to Amy Sleverson's business I'm the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're. I'm they're. I'm they're. I'm they're. I'm they're. they're. they're. they're. their. their. So. So. their. their. their. So. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. So. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. their. their. their. th. th. th. So. th. th. So th. th. th. th. th. their. So. the their. their. their. their. So their. will die. And she says, well, that sounds like a good trade-off. I'm gonna go over to Amy Sleverson's business.

I'm gonna have this baby, I'm gonna die. They're gonna wrap me in a sheet and put me under a cross in the ground. And that, now, so your business, Dad's promise, has a baby with no mama. And you-Mama. And dad, dad, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. tho, to to to to thus, that, to too, to, to, to, to, to, to, I'm to, I'm to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tha. tha. too. too. too. too. too, too, too, too, th. tho, tho, I'm how that goes. Okay, all I see okay. Yeah, he might be in jail Just like in this episode of Bonanza is it. I thought the I thought the dad. I thought the the company was the dad Playing the dad rule, but that's not what you're saying you're saying. No, the baby is pure profit. Okay. And that's 100% of that straight off the top after

death of the mother. What do you think a baby goes for? I truly have no idea. Oh well through the adoption process people can pay up to 50 to 75,000 dollars in the US to have a fresh one. Wow and your whole overhead is just you need a shovel to bury the mother. A shovel and two pieces of wood. Some admin probably, some admin. You gotta have somebody doing some paperwork. I'd have it all online. So we put that, we put, we farm that out to people in other countries who would put $3 an hour.

If I can make a pitch, in-sells are great at Google Sheets. They are just good at rows and columns and label and stuff and deciding what goes in this box and what goes in that box. So if you do need some light admin outsourcing for this business, I'll get you mainly with some in-cells and they'll organize the crap out of this data. Oh, I would love that. Yeah. Because my my husband doesn't, th, th, th, th, th, my, th. My, th. My, th. My, th. My, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. In, th. I. I. I. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the crap out of this data. Oh, I would love that. Because my husband doesn't, he doesn't like, he doesn't like, he doesn't like admin or helping out in the in the office. Oh, it's too bad.

Did he go with you on the cruise by the way on one of the days? Oh, yes. He went on the cruise and he stayed in our bunk for the whole two weeks. That's it, he didn't even stray out of hell. Yeah, because he just, he just said, I'm a, I'm not a, I'm an introvert. He is, he's a real, he's a true introvert. He said, but he didn't mind you going out and living it up. Is he an introvert celibet? I'm getting confused on all this.

Well, that's, sometimes he doesn't want to, he's overwhelmed by my body. Oh, yeah. He says he's overwhelmed and he's texting with a good friend of his. He has a lot of good male friends who he texts with. Oh, and he'll express to them the degree to which he's overwhelmed by your body. Well. Well. Well. That's. That's. That's. That's.. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. toe. to be too. tooom. toe. toe's toe's toe's toe's toe's toe's toe's to me to me to me out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. the the the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.'ll express to them the degree to which he's overwhelmed by your body. That's right.

And he says he wants to touch me, but it, it makes him feel a little sick. Oh, and you read these texts. Well, you know, it's not a my beeswax. Okay, but sometimes maybe the phone's out. So your husband, it sounds to me, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. That's th. th. That's th. th. That's that's that's th. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. That's th. That's th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the threat. the the the threaten. the the the. the theateat. theat. theat. theat. that's right. that's right. that's that's th. the phone's out. You got your husband, it sounds to me, and again, I don't mean to get lost in the semantics, but he's voluntarily celibate at these times. It is by his choice. Well, sometimes, sometimes I say just to get back at him, I say, well, I'm not in the mood anyway. So when you do that, you're making him an in-sell. That's right. Good for you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I? I to to you. I to you. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th the th the th the the th th th to to the. I to to the mood anyway. So when you do that, you're making him an in-sell.

That's right. Good for you. Okay, I see. Okay, so at different times of the week, let's say a person can go from, from, uh, what, Valcell to In-Sell? Valcell to In-Sie. I get it. Valcell would be like your monks, your, could be religious people who are saving themselves

for marriage, those are their Valsels. Christian men on the cruise with their wives. Yep. Okay. And then, but the minute the woman's like, I am taking the option away from you, you're an in-sell. And I'll tell you, when you do that, when you do that, Amy, you're going to help to help to help, to help, to help, to help, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their,, you're going to help your husband's debating skills. You're going to deepen his passion for data and lists of facts. You're going to increase his engagement on Reddit and just kind of, you'll increase his tendency, just kind of offer his opinion on things that nobody was asking him about.

Will that increase their likelihood of watching Rick and Morty? Huge. I mean just in general these guys are huge binge watchers. I don't think they can watch a single episode of anything. If they're in they're in for two cents they're in for the whole dollar, you know, like if they if they decide they like an episode of something they'll watch it all, they'll go to Wikipedia and start correct in stuff. Well their consumption of Joe Rogan, any podcast that has sort of an alpha or defiant air, they flock to it like moths to mustard. Well, they're going to be big fans of this show then. Yeah, yeah. Right? We're nothing but defying alphas on this show. I'm a wannabeen, I wish I was. And I love this show. And I'm binginging my way through Bonanza since I discovered it I just I can't get enough I'm sad there's only what is it 14

seasons I'm mad that's all there is yeah we are we feel that way all the time unfortunately they only made 400 I can't believe they canceled it that's a network problem because it if it works for that many years and and then it stops working it's not the show's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the show show show show show show show show show show show show show show like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the show itself became involuntarily celibate. It's probably another reason I like it. For this episode, there should be a real trigger warning that there's gonna be trauma. And that started my second business idea that it's Christian Bonanza EMDR,

cognitive behavioral counseling. I put a pistol in each your hands. And then as you say things that have happened to you, like you talk about your mother's death. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and then as you say things that have happened to you, like you talk about your mother's death, you shoot off different to activate both sides of your brain. Oh, well, that's a good idea. That's trauma therapy. That's the kind of true. That's right. You say, and then we graduate to you saying things that are opposites, like, you go, pew, pew, pew, my mother was beautiful, I was, and I am monstrous. Pew, pew, pew, my dad was a murderer and I'm a good boy.

Peew, pew, pew, pew. Children are cruel and filled with hate. I catch fish. Pee, pew, pew, and it activates, it lights up both sides of your brain. Wow. I feel better already. I feel better, personally, I feel like I've been through some therapy. Just listen to you describe it. I tell you what, fantastic. I'm glad you're doing that. What's that?

Eye movement desensitization reprocessing. Yeah, this thing. Yeah. Okay. That sounds great. I'm learning a lot. I never heard of that before, but I'll do it. I'll move my eyes around.

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so you're like a failed fall cell. When you really hit it off with a th, their and being real loving to each other, it's hard to resist. I gotta admit. I don't have the willpower sometimes. That's why I admire these guys. That's why these guys on Bonanza, man, I love it. They're just locking themselves up on that Ponderosa and seem to do everything in their power to stay away from women at all costs. I'm not sure of their thir their their th. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I their power. I their power. I their power. I their power. I their power. I don't their power. I don't their power. I don't to to to to to to their to their power. I don't have. I don't have to to to to to to to to to have. I don't have their their will don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't their power. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have. I don't have to have to have to. I don't have to to have to have their. I don't have. I don't have agree with that. I'm just not sure. Michael Landon's a real looker and, you know, Adam's, you know, I bet you these guys have all kinds of opportunities, but they somehow, boy, they avoid it. I, all the episodes I see, they're not even going close to relationships, you know. It's crazy. Well, they're of all cells and in cells. That's hard to argue. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, to. I's, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tha. tha. tha. I's, th. I's, there have been some love interests along the way. In fact, we keep a tally of how many love interests die on this show and we're up to 12.

They've died in the arms of their paramours, almost as if to shield them from a bullet. Oh, yeah, that's right. I mean, 12, 12 loved ones have died and you're in season one of 14? Yeah. Well, and some of the women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women women to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the their their their their their their their love love love love love love love love their love their love their love love their love their love love their love their love love their love their love love to to to to to to to to to to to of 14? Yeah. Well and some of the women we weren't sure about it they were yet the one. Yeah, right. If she was really the one and I thought that's why they were shot. These guys have insult written all over them. They, they, because it's the involuntary. They seem to to be open to, they don't seem like they are declaring themselves. And yet, every move they make is to dissuade women from paying any attention to them.

That's a classic in-sell move. They're also getting involved in people's business left and right. They're giving their opinions, they're making declarations. That's a classic in-sell move. They have an enormous amount of expertise on land and timber and mining. Just everything, society, all social issues. These guys are locked up on a ranch, but they seem experts in every area. But they do adopt a child.

Right, but that's not, that doesn't break in cell, right? They're not, and it's a boy, right? And they're setting that kid up to be an in cell too. I started a foster care agency called, until my uncle comes, foster care and placement services. You started it just after watching this episode? That's right. And we have two children who are available kids.

They are my biological children, but they don't know that. And we just tell them that their uncle's coming to pick them up at some point. They're Sarah. She's seven. She's very bright and she carries the emotional weight of a TV series right now as a job. She also likes tacos. Then there's Bradley, he's 18 and he's good with knives.

These are your biological children, Amy? Is that what you're telling us? But they are available for adoption. You're saying an 18-year year old is available for adoption? I mean, he could adopt, I think. Children are available for adoption from foster care to the age of 21, of which there are 60,000 available kids in foster care on the Ponderosa today alone. So, okay, and these are kids, so you're gonna take them in for what you believe to be a short period of time until their uncle comes. Is that how it works? Okay. That's what I've

told these children. I see. Oh my gosh. I see. This is a complicated business, but I wish you all the best with it. It's a real, it's a real roundabout with no exit. It's a real, it's a real, it's a real. It's a th. It's a the the the th. It's a th. It's a real roundabout with no exit. I don't see a money opportunity there either unless the uncle has to pay a fine, a fee, you know, where the kids have to pay some money at some point. No, there's an adoption fee. Okay. Adoption fee. I see. And the adoption fee is usorious and you can take out a mortgage to adopt with the kids with First Jesus chore mortgage and usury. We give you a mortgage for the child and you pay it back to us at a rate of 29% then we give you a list of chores and list chores. Let me just clarify. You are mortgaging children. Well, when you make it sound like that, yes. Oh, I'm not judging.

No, but just to be clear on what the business is. Yes, it is an outrageous mortgage and loan, but for the adoption of my own children. And are you ever going to get them back? Oh, no. Oh, I see. No. It's a secured loan for the life of the child. Okay.

You mentioned that Sarah likes tacos. Do you see that as a big selling point for Sarah to be adopted, that maybe she's easy to please in terms of food? Yes. Very easy. You get a six pack of those little corn ones, feed them with ground beef. She doesn't even like tomatoes or lettuce. You just, and then you put a little salt on it,

and she's just, she's like a bean, honey. It's just meat and a taco shell. She'll have that for every day of meal. And 29% you said. That's right. Wow. Yeah, you are. You are. Well, that's good.

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Okay, see that? We're unpacking a lot of stuff here. You need to move your eyes around. Move your eyes around. Get over that fear of success. Well. I got a question. Yeah. If I can go back to the in-cell thing just real quick for the ponderosa guys. Because what the in-cells, what I love about them is, despite their desires to have sex,

they are repellent to women. Without knowing it, they somehow repel women. You know, these guys that I'm fan clubs of, that I'm keeping tabs of, and the Ponderosa guys, what are they doing? Because women are obviously repelled by them. They obviously desire relationships. Haas in particular just seems like a real loving fellow and yet women seem to avoid this place like the plague.

I take issue with that. I would say it's the opposite because women tend to throw their cells at their feet and they they issue them and it may be that they just keep circumstantially coming across a bunch of involuntarily celibate women. Uh-huh. Maybe the women are the incels. Women. Yeah you haven't touched upon in-sale women. There you don't see many. Is that right? You don't see many involuntarily celibate women. Oh no! I'm an in-sale. Oh you might be'm an Encel! Oh, you might be, Ava, you might be! My goodness! Wow, we found one.

Because you're married, but your husband texts his friends that the idea of having sex with you makes him sick. You might be an Encel. Well, I am suddenly interested in you as a human being more than I was before. I was already interested, but now my interest is peaked. Well, I'm not that very interesting. You must be. That's why I start businesses. Well, yeah, you must be. If you're an insell, do you feel do you feel the urge to get involved in other people's affairs and sort of tell them what to do? Well, of course, how else they can I know what I think?

That's very incel. That's very insel. I feel like we can test this right now because it has long been known that I will make love to anything that moves or doesn't. Right. So Amy, if you want to just come on to me right now, I'll give know because I'm a married woman. Okay, just stop. I can't have sex with you. Oh, my God.

That's very insol. That was, you were immediately repellent to an admittedly horned up guy. I didn't even know. I said that. I can't believe those words come out of my mouth. Wow. Amy, you are an in-sale. A female insel. Good for you. And it's even through the internet, I have that kind of power. Even if he all he hears is my voice and he could fantasize that I look like something else. He still is disgusted. You are powerful incel. You're a pioneer. We don't have any women in-cells.

The fan club keeps a long list of incels that we're fascinated by. I've added the characters of Bonanza to the top of that list, but now I'm going to add Amy. Is it part of being an in-cell if we're watching Bonanza killing off women with your presence? If you don't mean for them to die but just somehow you are so naturally repellent to relationships that the women die to to to th th th th th th th th. thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi the women thi, their their their their thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, their, their their, their their their their their their thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia' thiia' thia' thia' thia' thia, thii, to die, but just somehow you are so naturally repellent to relationships that the women die, yes. That's very in-cell. Well, the most memorable woman death for me was the time that Little Joe was having

one of the stable fights that they often have on this show, which involves, you know, people battling each other with whatever they can pull off the walls of a stable. And at some point, this fella, who I guess had eyes for Little Joe's girl, picked up a pitchfork and threw it at Little Joe, not knowing, neither of them knowing, I guess, that the girl was hiding in a wagon full of hay. And she got that pitchfork right to the chest. Now, it ain't little Joe's fault he didn't throw the pitchfork, but then again, now you've

got me thinking that something about little Joe created the conditions and to which this woman was birth. The in-cells just have a instinct for setting up their lives in such a way that they repel women.. their their their th. th. th. th. th. th, th, the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, right that that that that that that that that that the, right thi, right that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thick thick thick right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th which this woman was. The incels just have a instinct for setting up their lives in such a way that they repel women. Now I think just having loose piles of hay around could be seen as something that just sort of repels women. Why can't you tidy that up nice into little bales that you can sit on, thus also making it impossible to hide in?

But no, you're the kind of apinninated the the ated jerk who's an in-cell, you're just going to leave hay laying around. You've got a mattress on the floor, you've got nothing on your, nothing on your walls, decorating, and you just got loose hay everywhere, you're putting women in danger. So even if you do fall into a relationship, the women. Yeah, Little Joe's an incel. He's the most in-cell. Could, is, is there an internalized misogyny that's being acted out via the actions that are involuntary of an incel? For a woman, you're saying if a female incel is internalizing misogyny or the men? The man. Actually, in both cases, you like you.

Well I think we should take a moment to celebrate that you may indeed be the first female incell and up there with you know Amelia Earhart and Sandra Day O'Connor and you I'm proud of you Amy. Yeah, this is something. And I do have a lot of self-confidence, so I just wonder, you know, and I like, I like who I am and I am proud of myself. So I wonder if I don't totally qualify as an insult. Oh, no, no, don't, don't worry. Don't, no, no. I think it might be internalized

hatred of the other, of the gender you're attracted to. So you might have an internalized hatred of men is what it might be. Yeah. I think you're safe on the loving yourself and women. And that giant... Oh, what? When I hide powdered donuts from my husband so he can't have him. You're torturing him, yeah, you're repelling him in that way, yeah. The giant neck goiter doesn't hurt any either, though. True. That's true. But she didn't grow that goiter to hurt women or, you know. Unless instinctually she did, who knows? I mean...

It seems like it would affect men more than women, like the men who are attracted to her. She grew that goiter to repel them. God never gives you more than you can handle unless it's a debilitating condition. Then he absolutely gives it? Yeah. Well, you can't handle that. Ain't nobody can. Well, this has been absolutely fascinated. You have really opened my eyes here to this concept of maybe the cartwr rightches toe toe toe toe toe of, toe of, toe of, toe of, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, that, too, to, that, that, that, that, that, that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. that, I. that, I. that, I I. that, I. that, I. that, I. too, I. too, I. thiiiii. thi. th. th. thi. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thiiiia, thia. thiola, thiologe. God, thioliologe, God, God, God, God, God, thiolola, this has been absolutely fascinated. You have really opened my eyes here to this concept of maybe the cartwriaches in-cells. I don't know though.

I'm not 100% on board because I didn't think- We weren't in the writers' room, so we can't say for sure what was being tossed around. Yeah, yeah. But it's fascinating. It's fascinating to think about. They are behaving exactly like in cells. If there was a Joe Rogan podcast within range of the Ponderosa, they'd be listening. I just thought of something. Yeah. Because Bonanza is channeled by God into the writer's room. Is God an Encelain? Well, he's celibate, right? You don't see God having sex. But is that involuntary? You'd have to assume that an omnipotent being who controls reality could have sex. But is that involuntary? You'd have to assume that an omnipotent being who controls

reality could have sex if he, she, it wanted to. When he got married pregnant. Uh-huh. Right. So yeah, I'd say he's not an in-cell. Right. Yeah, but that was a, they call that an immaculate conception, which I think means no fucking, because fucking, yeah, no, screw it. Frue from the reality. Mm- th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th to thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi which I think means no fucking, because fucking it's far from immaculate. If he, he might be. Now are we talking Christ or just God because didn't Mary Magdalene try to get up in Christ's little loincloth and all? I believe so, right?

She wanted into that robe. She was promiscuous. Yeah, uh, Jesus might have been an insult. I mean he certainly was he certainly wasn't shy about giving his take on things, right? Like he was he was he was quick he was quick to give his spin on stuff, right? Sermin on the mound. There's no evidence that anybody asked him to get up on that mound. He just would start preaching left and right. He did an enormous amount of man-splaining you'd have to say. to say. to say. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the first. So. So. So. the first. So. the first. to be their. their their their their their their their he's certainly. He was certainly. He was certainly. He's hea. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. I. He's. I. the the the the the the the th. th. the th. the the the te. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the preaching left and right. He did an enormous amount of mansplaining, you'd have to say. For sure. History's first Facebook post. I mean, people in the people in the temple were selling stuff

and just having a good time conducting business. And he got whips out and got really violent and involved, right? Isn't that one of the stories in the New Testament where Jesus kicked the salesman out of the temple. Yeah. That's true. You never know what God is going to make you do. I channel God sometimes. And you know, I, you know, all of a sudden I'll just find myself saying, we're having pork chops for dinner. And I'll see, where is that coming from? And it's, it's the big guy upstairs. Well, he's, you know, he's creating some distance around you when he does that. God's asking you to keep people away. Wow.

It's okay. Jesus is pretty, you know, Jesus also was asking everyone to write stuff down that he was saying. That's, you know, archiving and data tracking is very in-cell. Wow. So, yeah, Jesus, he certainly had in-sell behavior. This in-sell business, I mean, I just found out what it means today. Now it seems like it's everywhere. Everybody's doing it. Oh, yeah. Man, oh, man.

God, I wish I could. Yeah, I wish I could be in in-sell. Yeah, well, maybe one day. How would you perfect? How could you perfect? How could you do? I need women to not want to have relationships with me. Not want to have relationship. I'm watching Bonanza for clues because these guys have got it figured out. Women don't want anything to do with them usually.

You barely even see him. Where? Have you ever worn a ski mask? Oh, I, not, not for long periods of time. I've tried not showering. And I've tried wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to to to to to to thei. they. they. they. they. their their their their they. their their they. their their theynage.a.a. their toe.a. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to of time. I've tried not showering and I've tried wearing plain baggy clothes that are unflattering. It's not that I'm a particularly handsome man, but somehow I'm, somehow I wear clothes that tell people I'm empathetic. Have you ever dressed as Heath Ledger's the Joker? I haven't. You might want to try that. Okay. You write that down. As far as far as th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thou th thou thou thou- thou thou. thoer thoomoom. thoomoom. I've not thoom- thoom- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- thoer thoer th. th. th. thoer th. th. thoer thoer thoer thoer thoer tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho'-a. tho'-s. to to to tho'-s. toeea'-s. tasked-s. tasked-a-s. tasked-a-a-a-s. tho'ea-a-a want to try that. Okay, yeah, as far as not shower and that'll have the opposite effect of women love the smell of a man's musk. That's what I found. The musk, the musk drew him in. Talk about the Matrix a lot. Okay. Yeah. In sales like collectibles. Right. Oh, yeah, big time. Well, I'm selling collectibles that I made myself

of all the entire cast of Bonanza. And they are, it's behind this episode, the top of the figure is gold. And then the bottom is just Plato. The theater, I gotta connect you to the end cells I know. They could do some light admin work for you with Google sheets and they would buy these things in droves Amy. And once they find out that you are a female incel, they're gonna light up like Christmas

Trees, they're gonna love you. I gotta connect you guys. Feet of clay, that is the name of this episode. That's what you're talking about it. Yeah, they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the fundamental the the the the the the th. They're th is. They're th is th is th is th. They're th. th. I the. I the. I's the. I's the. I'm the. I're the, to to connect to connect to connect to connect to connect to to connect to to to connect to to to to to to to connect to to to connect the. I the. I tho. I the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. I the. I the. F. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toe. to. I've toe. I've toeate. I've toe. I've this episode. That's what you're talking to talk about it. Yeah. Which is the fundamental flower weakness in a person who's otherwise revered. Yeah. Like God.

Just like God. Well, all right, listen, you know what I like to do. I'm going to transition out of our, well, I know we'll it. Well, who knows what's going to hit. But I want to I often talk about what happened on the air date for the original air date of this episode of Bonanza. I'd like to talk about that. This episode originally aired on April 16th, 1960. It was the night before Easter's. See, you can just imagine all these moms and dads watching bananas and thinking about where they're going to hide the hard boiled eggs around the house and keep, you know, even though they ought to be in the fridge. Then you got, hey, all your prayers have been answered, Mutt because the number one song

in the country on April 16th, 1960 was the theme from a summer place by Percy Faith. This has been, uh, Chad, thi the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi the the the they're going they're going they're they're they're they was the theme from a summer place by Percy Faith. This has been, uh, Chad, this has been the, uh, every single time we've done this feature of the program, it's been a theme from a summer place by Percy Faith. It really took over the charts for a while. Yeah, I've been listening, I'm a fan of this podcast, so I know. Yeah, so it's, it's holding it's a catchy, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's it's holding steady. It's a catchy tune. It sure is and Brits playing it right now I believe it. And then Ben Hur, holding steady is the number one movie in the country for the whole damn year. I watched. What's America at

this time found something it liked it didn't let go? Not at all. God bless them. That's very in-sell. Yep. They like what they like. I actually watched Ben her this I th. Br th. Br th. Br th. Br th. Br th. Br th. Br th. Br th. Br Br Br Br Br Br Br Br it's th. B, Br it's right. B, Brit's right. B, Brint's right. the the the the th. th. the the th's th's the the the their th. Brit's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. It's th's playing. B. It's playing. B. It's playing. B. It's playing. It's th's th. It's thi thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's the. It's the. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's their their thi. Not at all. God bless them. That's very in-sell. Yeah. Yep. They like what they like. I actually watched Ben her this weekend, believe or not. I'd never seen it, but I says, well what why not? I'm gonna watch it. It's a fine movie. It's three and a half god-damned hours long, which makes me think that, because here's what happens. It starts off the worst thing you've ever seen in your life. They put up the word overture on the screen, and then some orchestra twings and twings at you for six and a half goddamn minutes. Wow.

And then it goes for an hour and a half or more, and then they put up entra, act, and then the orchestra twins at you for another several minutes. I think at that point a lot of people, a thoom people, a thoom. people left because they thought it was over. And then the next day they go into work and somebody says, oh what about that moment when Jesus is to resurrect it and whatnot? And they say that didn't happen and then they, so they went back the following weekend to see the rest. To me that is the only explanation as to why I've been her was a number one movie in the country for all that time. Oh right. They're getting. It they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. they're their. they're their. their. they're their. their. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, they're they're their, their, they're they're they're their, their, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, they're they're they're they're they're their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. It often increases the snack and drink sales if there's that many intermissions. Yeah, that's true.

It is, I'm going to spoil it for some people and tell you the moral of the story of Ben Hurr is that you cannot underestimate the importance of roof maintenance on your home. So, because all the action of this movie, everything goes south when somebody's roof crumbles a little bit. They lose a roof tile. All right. Celebrity Birthday, April 16, 1960. Born on this day was Wahab Akbar, a Filipino politician who served three terms as governor of Bessalon. He's the famous person I could find that was born on this day. He was blown up by a bomb and buried in front of his mansion which was still under construction. Hurry up and finish those mansions, people.

That's what I'd say. Okay, there you go. That's what was going on the original error date April 16, 1960. You got like that context for us. Yeah, I got fun facts. I got fun facts of plenty about this episode. Matter of fact, I might be over prepared with fun facts. Brett, you could you can take down the theme from the Summerplace by Percy Faith. Thank you, Brent. Wonderful. This episode of Bonanza was directed by Arthur Lubin, who also directed the San Francisco episode of Bonanza, but I didn't look into him at that time. Now I've learned he directed the first five

Abbott Costello movies. What? Yeah, those are the good ones. I thought I knew I could I could sense his presence. I felt the same about Wahab Akbar. Yeah, there's a couple of times in this episode where you can feel the director, a director making stylistic choices. And I'm specifically talking about a couple of times when Haas is shot from below to really emphasize his giganticisms.

Yeah, That happens two times. This fellow Arthur Lubin also he did the Francis the Talking Mule movies and he created Mr. Ed. He had a thing for horses and mules that could talk to you. Which came first? Well Francis or the Ed? Francis the Talking Mule, this guy directed a bunch of those and then he, this should be a TV show, but he couldn't get the rights to Francis the Talking Mule, so instead he created Mr. Ed. And in those days, I guess you couldn't sue people. Maybe they didn't have courts at that time.

He also, I mean,anza has a talking horse. That's right. He's a horse. He's a monster He says it in this episode. I'm just a hoss He was a Arthur Lubin was a gay man and he discovered Clint Eastwood and he was putting him in everything and then at some point Clean Eastwood's wife said to Arthur Lubin are you trying to steal my husband and then Arthur Lubin never put clean Eastwood in anything ever again. That's a true story, and that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's th. And th. And th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. their. they. they. He's. He's. their. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the th. He Oh, dear. That's a true story. Wow. And finally, about Arthur Lubin, there was just so much about this guy. They believe he may have been murdered at an old age home by this guy who called himself the angel of death and killed all kinds of old people. So that's interesting.

Yeah, no, anything more on that? Yeah, this fellow, his name was Ephrain Saldivar. He was a respiratory therapist and a self-described mercy killer, and he confessed to killing dozens of seriously ill hospital patients by lethal injection in Glendale, California, and Lubin was a resident there.

That would be a great app. Mercy killings app? What do you mean? Does it show you where... Somebody you know who's in hospice, who is, you've heard them say in your in your ear range that, oh, I just wish it was all over. And then you put the address in and a mercy killer comes by. Oh, I see. So it's like Uber but for getting yourself dead. You don't have to do it, but you help a friend. It's like sending a little gift via Instacart. Why does it feel to me that an insel would make a good mercy killer? They might do that but I'll tell you this, if you ever need someone to code an app. These guys are up on software on a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their t. te. their t. t. t. their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. t. t. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. I'm. I'm do that but I'll tell you this if you ever need someone to code an app. These guys are up on software kits. And so when it comes time Amy for you to implement that idea, these guys who were doing the

Google sheets for you, just ask them if they can set up an app because these guys are whiz-bang at that. Can the insou screw it up with a corpse have they thought about? I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt it. Somehow the corpse would disintegrate or they would like get obsessed with getting the funeral home clean before they go about their business. Right. Turn into a zombie. Oh yeah, I wouldn't be it all surprised. Zombies have the same single-mindedness as in-cell so they would relate. You know I've never one time seen a zombie get laid. Zombies have the same single-mindedness as NCEL, so they would relate. I've never one time seen a zombie get laid.

Never. The little boy who played Billy in this episode was David Ladd, son of Alan Ladd, and the actor, and David Ladd would go on to be the president of MGM Pictures. Is he the brother of Alan Ladd Jr.? Yes, he is. And he's responsible for Star Wars and the Godfather, isn't that right? Alan Ladd Jr. is.

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Logan Field, actor who played Vance was in Halloween four the return of Michael Myers. What? Who did he play in that? He was all right now. I'm gonna, I didn't write down who. Wait a minute. I think he played. I think he might have just been credited as lieutenant. Are you gonna look it up or should I? I think we both should just that's both do it.

All right good. I'm going to do it too now. Now Vance, which one was Vance again? He was the dad. The dad, okay yeah. Yep. He was in that. Oh yes. Halloween four, the return of Michael Myers here. I'm D-P. Let me, I'm. We're both using the internet, you and me. That's why it's slowing it down. Oh, he played Unger as in Felix Unger. No, no, no. Yeah played Felix Unger. Yeah, Felix Unger in return to Michael Myers, Halloween 4. That's the character you play. Oh, because he's from odd couple. They did a little nod to the odd couple. I think that must have been it. A lot of odd, there's a lot of nod to the odd couple throughout the Halloween franchise if when she starts to look at it. You know Michael Myers is sort of like a neat. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the to th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. F. F. Fex, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. F. Fe, th. Fe, th. Fe, th. Fe, thi. Fe, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Fe. Feoli. Feliioliolioliolioliolioli. Felix, the, the. Felix, the. Felix, thiol Myers is sort of like a neat Nick who's mad at people for being slabs.

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I think there is a killer octopus and a thief who goes by the octopus in this movie somehow. Oh. And it's S-H exclamation point, the octopus. And that is not the name of the octopus. It's just, it is saying, be quiet. But I've never seen shh with just that, you've got to put another H in there, people. I don't know that's not the name the name the name the name that's that's the name the name that's that's that's the name. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thoom, thi, thi, thoom, thoom, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, to put another H in there people. I don't know that's not the name of the octopus. Well that's what I guess it could be but that's what I was trying to find out in a lot of my Googlings and it doesn't seem like it was. Because it's a fellow who goes by the name the octopus and then it's an octopus.

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I've just looked up the premise. Okay. All right, all right. Tell me because I tried to find it. And I guess I failed. What's the premise then, Jack? 1937 comedy. It's a film, but it is 54 minutes long. Two bumbling detectives are in pursuit of a master criminal who's known as the octopus. Right, okay. They kind of go through a lot of hijinks to stop him. But then when they find him, he also is an actual octopus. Oh, I see. No explanation given. That is, that's what this is about.

Unneeded. Okay, but still we don't know why you need to be quiet around him. Nope. Okay. Well, I guess we just have to watch the movie. I still want to be an octopus. Yeah, too. You still can be. You'd be a great one. Yeah, you'd be a great octopus. You guys are just saying that. No, no, no, because you know why? Because like you're involved in so many projects at the same time that the arms I feel like would go with your sort of multitasking nature. And that goiter on your neck looks like an octopus head. Oh, that's so, that is sweet sweet. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. You thi. You're thi. You're thi. thi. thi. ty. ty. tip. tipe. tipe. the. the. thi thi thi thi an octopus head. Oh, that's so, thanks you guys. Oh, that is sweet. I was, when I said you can be an octopus, I was just saying that. Just to be, just to be clear.

I mean, you can, I don't think you can literally be an octopus. Thank you for that. that that goiter looks like the head of an octopus. So, okay. Now, I also want to tell you that Tom Greenway who played Sheriff Fred in this episode. This is episode 30. In episode 23, he played Deputy Dan. Well, congratulations.

He got promoted to Sheriff and promoted from Dan to Fred. Wow, that's a double win. Yeah, no kidding. And he was also, this was just a little tidbit. He was in a radio drama called Captain Midnight that, as I'm looking up and reading about it, predicted Pearl Harbor. It's just something they say about the radio program, Captain Midnight. It predicted Pearl Harbor. It's just something they say about the radio program, Captain Midnight.

It predicted Pearl Harbor. So that's interesting. Somebody should have been arrested after that, I would think so. And I did look up the one and only woman who's in this episode, a woman by the name of Riza Royce who doesn't say anything. She just lets her husband speak for her that because expressing the opinion that because a little boy's mother died he is therefore of bad stock and should not be under their roof. She just stands there while her husband says that and goes, mm-hmm. She was married two times to

Joseph von Sternberg who is I guess some sort of legendary director worked with Charlie Chaplin and Marlena Dietrich. But that was in the 30s. Here we are in the 60s. And in the main time, she was in a movie called Women's Prison and another movie called Girls in Prison. So that was her thing. Sounds like she got a demotion.

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Because that's how women behave around incels. They just don't like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like likedle. They just don't like to even look at them. Very interesting. Her name was Sarah. Sarah was the name of that. They gave her a name, which was very generous. Yes, very generous. Well, okay. Now, I don't know.

We've been at this for a while. I always try to do as fast as a recap of this episode as I can as I th as I this episode as I th as I can as I can as I this episode as I can as I can as I this episode as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as I can as a th as a recap of this episode as I can and it's often difficult. Well just for Mike, you know even though I'm a recent and enthusiastic fan of Bonanza, the plots are complicated. Yes they are. You got a simple one today. This is a simple one. Okay. Because it opens on this little boy Billy, his mother's dad and they're putting her in the ground and nobody wants Billy. Everybody says that the nicest offer he gets is the sheriff says I can put him in one of the cells. That's like the nicest offer of lodging he receives. You mean involuntarily put him in one of the cells?

He would have been in-celled. Well you're right mutt. Exactly. Now everybody understands his uncle is coming from out east and the little boy says, and my paw is coming for me, and it happens for a while for maybe the first 10 minutes of the episode that he keeps talking about. My paw is coming and everybody looks at each other like, who boy? So we know for a while that there's some issue with his paw coming, but they don't tell us what it is, for quite a while. And then, what's his name, old Ben Cartwright, back at the Ponderosa? They say, okay, you come stay with us till your uncle comes.

And then, but Ben Cartwright has no rapport with the boy. He's not. He is not good with children. No, he is not. Not in the slightest. And then you get all the boys the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, not, the boys, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, the, the, the, the, th. they. they, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. the, th. the, the, th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the, the. they. they. there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's is is they. there, there, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the slightest. And then you get, all the boys are in there, Hop sing, man, oh man, hop sing made me laugh again and again in this episode. He's so funny. And he's real upset because the boy took his big kitchen knife, which he wants to throw at a log. I guess that's what boys did before there was television, steal a knife and throw it at a log. And Haas says I'll go out there

and Haas has an instant rapport with it with a child. He's wonderful with this young man. The chemistry was incredible. These are the hosses warmth came through. Absolutely. Right. Big is with small. What's that? Big and big and small. It's always nice to see. Oh, it's very good life. Big, big man, small boy. It also helps that Haas has the mentality of a child. Yeah, he is a gigantic... This kid and Hauss could have had a real future performing a touring company of Mice and Men. They... Oh, that'd be beautiful.

Well, let's see here, oh, yeah, there's all kinds of stuff. The little boy cuts himself on Hauss's Whitland knife, but then that scene was a little confusing. Well, I guess, yeah, one thing is, oh, go ahead, you were in top of the confusing part of that, how he had his knife. Well, Haas gave the boy his wi knife, the boy the boy knife, the boy the boy th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, t, t, t, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too. It, too. It's, toooooooooooooooo. It's, toe. It's, too. It's, too. It's, they. Well, they.the boy his Whitland knife. And then Haas came upstairs with some medicine and some bandages because I think he, somehow he knew that the little boy probably. It was self-harming. That was self-harming. And then sure enough, the little boy has cut his thumb and hoss goes up and the little

boy apologizing to says, no, no, no, no, it's my fault. I shouldn't have let you use that knife without teaching you how to do it. And then when Haas is leaving the room, he says, you go ahead and use that knife till I learn you how to use it. That's exactly, that word for word, what he said. So there's, this is beginning to be a the the the the thhea th unhealthy the th unhealthy th unhealthy the th unhealthy th unhealthy the th unhealthy th unhealthy the unhealthy the the unhealthy the unhealthy the unhealthy the unhealthy the unhealthy the unhealthy the unhealthy the unhealthy the unhealthy the the the the the the the is sort the is sort the is sort the is sort to be a sort to be a sort to be the. the is beginning the is sort the is sort the is the is the is the is the is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. the is a sort the is a sort sort the is a sort the is a sort the is sort of the is sort of to be a sort of to be a sort of to be a sort of to be a sort of to be a sort of to be a sort of to be a sort of to be a sort of the. the the the a bit of a munch-housing type of situation or something where Hauss is putting the boy in the position to hurt himself so that Haas can come to his rescue. He's encouraging cutting, unfortunately. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, but luckily he's only going to be there till his uncle comes back. Well, and again he's excited about his paw coming back. Now a stagecoach comes through the wilderness and is set upon by two prisoners, one of whom there's escaped prisoners.

There's Vance and Pike and Vance, we understand is Billy's dad. And now we get it. This is why his paw, it's controversial idea, his paw's coming back, because he's in jail. I'm embarrassed that I did not put it together until very late in the episode that this was the kid's father. Wow.

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be in the desert and he's gonna be real good at finding food. Seems to be his rationale. But he, but Vance seems to know maybe that his son is at the Ponderosa. I guess he does because he then, he goes to the Ponderosa and he says, boy, I'm here. And boy says, where you been he says oh we'll talk about that later get me some food and meet me at our special cave right in that right yeah I remember when my father showed me the cave whoa you guys had a special cave you and your father that's part of every father daughter relationship the cave is hmm oh I didn't know that I had no idea what he was setting up an in-cell behavior in you right there.

Well, he always said, you know, if I don't love you, no one's going to love you. Wow, that's, wow, that's, yeah. Sounds rough. I still don't understand it, but I just... I wouldn't think too hard on it. No, but he did love you anyway, right? He loved you. And so now others people can too? That's right. That's right. That's right. Something this sequence reminded me of is, when I was a kid I was great at finding food, and then after I went through puberty, I lost that ability. Well, I guess that's it. I just, I used to have a sense for it, you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, to to their, their, to their, to their, to to to to th. th. th. thin, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. tape, tape, tape. tape. toda. toda. today, today, try. today, today, their, their, their, I used to have a sense for it, you know, I would just kind of know where it was and be real good to keep in track of it and then I went through puberty and I'm just, I'm real absent minded when it comes to food and I just, I'm bad of putting

together context clues about if there's food in a place or now. What's in there? They're not a... Whoa, hold on. There's some gum drops in this pocket I totally forgot about. Whoa! Gumdrops, I love... Pocket full of gum drops. Yeah, poor. Well, uh, yeah, I guess that's what Vance understood. A boy can find food.

So, uh, I did skip over a hoss and Billy are fishing and Haas's style of fishing is that he ties a string around his toes. He's so lazy! He's so lazy. Now my my streaming copy of this was good enough that I could see that Haas does not clip his toenails with any kind of regularity. It was... Yep, very in-cell grooming habits. It was not an attractive foot. I'll tell you that. My husband keeps one long so he can just, he can use it for things as a tool. I have to do that to play guitar. I have to keep one long. One long toe-nail? One big toenail, yeah. You play guitar with your foot like Daniel Day Lewis style? That's right. Yeah, I wanted at some point to be able to accompany myself on guitar. It's amazing. Just that, yeah. Well, I've seen

to where some people keep one toenail long and then they do cocaine bumps off of it. I've seen that. That's a better thing. That's sure. It feels like a lot of work. You have to be quite live. This seems like a real particular set of situations where you, the only way to do cocaine is through a finger or toenail and that a toenail would be a better choice than it. I guess you'd have to, you can keep it hidden better. Well, it's seen the Christian movie Johnny that was an autobiographical movie about a woman who got paralyzed by a diving into a shallow time. We talked about this before. Yes, she made watercolors with her feet. That's right.

That means you can, you can become a drug addict with your feet too. It's probably easier than being a painter. Yeah. Did she become paralyzed from the neck to the waist? Yes. Yeah. I feel like I'm never heard that. But then, but then okay below that? Okay below the waist? That's unusual. Yeah. Unusual. Well, I don't know. No, it was this. I remember now. She was paralyzed from neck down. She would paint with the paintbrush in her mouth. Oh, that's right. Yes, I remember, because we have talked about this before.

I really think we need to do a re-watch of Joni. That sounds great. A re-watch, assuming everyone's seen it. Oh, everybody seen it at least the one time. Well now, okay, what we th, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, th is th is th is tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th got here? Vance, Billy, blah, blah, blah. Oh, we, there is a visit to the Ponderosa of Mr. Sherman and his little boy, Orville, who, by the way, I looked up that actor. I couldn't find anything he did after 1961, and so I did that, I've never done this before. I found him on Facebook. And he is a 76-year-old old stand-up comic living in Japan. He was really funny in this episode so it makes it stands to reason that he would

have that talent in real life. I guess so other thing about him is he hates Joe Biden I'll tell you that. Oh I got a note just later send me some on that. Oh sure, I'll send you a link to his Facebook page. All right now, oh, okay, Billy sneaks out with the food to meet his father at the cave and Haas sees him go and Hoss follows him, right? And then we see Vance and the boy and they are visiting the mama's grave and Vance is a real nice guy by the way his dad is a real sweetheart and and Billy says to to his father Vance he says Paul would it be all right if I said I love you and and his father says sure that's a good thing for a man and his son to say to each other

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Okay. They will either die or repel. You will repel or lead women to the death. Right. Unfortunately. Well now here comes the big climax of the episode. Hauss, I guess he overheard, no I don't know how Haas knew to go to the cave. Who cares? Haus is in the secret cave and when Vance goes there to go collect the food that Billy deposited there, I guess Haas followed Billy to the cave. Okay, he comes upon Hoss and has his gun on him and he says, hey man, you had a fair trial, you just convicted of murder. You're a real sweetheart throughout this episode, ain't nothing wrong with you,

but I gotta take you back to jail. And we have a classic, I can't go back tap a scene there. And Vance fires a shot at Haas, luckily he misses, but has no choice but to shoot him. He kills little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, the little, the, thilly, thilly, thiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. I. I's, to. I's, to. I's, to. I's, too, to. to. I's, too, too, to. I's, to. to. I's, to. I's, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to. He's, to. He's, to. He's, to. He's, to. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. too, too, too, too, too, too, too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too, too, toas has no choice but to shoot him and he kills him. He kills little Billy's dad! Heartbreak moment. He didn't have to do that. You don't think Haas had to do it? He could have put him in one of my private prison hog confinement systems. We take um systems that have been used in agriculture and use them to store humans in our backyard. You do that? That's right.

How many people do you have back there? Well, comfortably seven. How many? How many uncomfortably? Oh, wow. So which do you actually have back there? 25? Oh, wow. So, which do you actually have back there? Twenty-five. Oh, wow.

But they're private. It's a non-government business. We do the best we can. Our prisoners are well fed. Everyone's getting their G.A.D. they're going to college, but they're also treated like hogs. Now, is the GAD anything like a GED or are you getting through on a loophole there? Oh, you're right.

I didn't get my GED. So I said GAD. I thought maybe you get them something different. Everyone gets a laptop and a full bowl of cornmeal at the tea. Full bowl. So the money you're saving on food allows you to buy those 25 laptops. That's pretty good.

Now, are these people that you and or your husband have arrested personally? Sometimes it is, yeah, public justice. But a lot of times it's it's just friends and family were recommend us as as a situation instead of bail. We have a relationship with the court system in our county. Oh I see, okay. And the judges assign us a couple of people every. They do. They do. And we get a, hey, and we, hey, they that. And we, hey, hey. And we, hey. And we, hey, they, the, the. And we, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th is. th is. th is. th is. the, th is. th is. th is, th is, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th is, th is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. the, thi is, the, thi is, thi is just, it is, is, it is just, it is, it is, the, the, is, thi. the, thi. thi. th. the, us a couple of people every month. They do. They do.

And we get a kickback. And do they know the conditions you're keeping these people in? The judges. Sure. Oh, sure. Okay, they do. No, the hot confinement systems are really up to date. And they're clean. And they're, uh, and everyone's, we hosed down the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they the, they the, the, the, the, the, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, tod, the, the, the, the, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, to date and they're clean. And everyone's, we hose down the canals every day, every day, twice a day, and then everybody's let out into the yard and they can play. Oh, okay. What are the 25 adults who have been confined? What do they like to play? Kickball.

Uh-huh. Sure. Now, the first seven you get in there are going to be comfortable. And then you, the other ones you add, do they then make the original seven uncomfortable? Or do you have? No, it's all separate. The problem is, is the organization of the pyramid. Oh, wait, okay. Keep them in a stacked pyramid.

So all, every one has their own place. We're not putting two to a, to a cage. Oh, but the cages are all stacked up into a pyramid. Yes. So the top, there's one person on top and he's got a good view. They're top hog. Okay. That sounds great. I would love to be up at the top of a pyramid in a cage eating some corn meal and getting

my GAD on the left. Yeah, if I was led to a cage. It's better than paying a parking ticket. I'll tell you that much. Sometimes that's the infraction that gets them in there. Is something like a parking ticket? Yeah, man, I hate those parking tickets. Put me in a goddamn pyramid. I don't mind being in a cage if you call me top hog. Yeah, right. If I'm crawling into that top cage and then I get to, look, make me top hug or I'll just pay my damn parking ticket? Like I don't want to be in the middle or anything like that. Top, hog,

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But I'd cut them both off. If it'd make that little boy quit looking at me like he won't spit. Oh, that's a powerful moment. It's powerful. That's some acting right there. Yeah, almost as good as that little boy. Yeah, almost. They almost. I give a top. I don't give Haas top hog. He would deserve it.

Haas, um, you know when he said that speech and he talks about being able to lift a heifer clean off the ground, I believe it, because he's a big guy, but there is a fight later in the episode where he is disposed of pretty easily, and I was kind of thinking that heifer strength would come in handy here. And I was thinking that maybe God answered his prayers and made him temporarily did cut off his hands metaphorically by removing the strength from his body because he gets taken out with a blow that I don't think would take even an in-sell out. Yeah. A regular IT in-cell.

Hoss is undefeatable in a fight except when he can be defeated and that that is very easy. That's happened two times on this show. It's been incredibly easy to take out hoss two times on this. He's a shaved bear. Maybe that is what he is. Well so okay we get things this is where things get crazy all kinds of crazy things happen with the hoss and Billy are riding the corpse of his father through the through the land of the Ponderosa where, and then they, what happens, they run into Pike, who's the bad escaped murderer, and that's the one that beats up hoss. Meanwhile, Paul is out looking for Little Joe and Adam who went to different places where a p p p p p p p p the person the person the person th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th where th where th th where th where th where th th th where the the the the the, we the, we the, we the the, we the, we the, we the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, we the, we th. th th th th th th th th th th th. the, we the, we get the, we get the, we get the, we get theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea, we get theeeeeeeeeee, we are the, we are the, we get the the one that beats up Haas. Meanwhile, Paw is out looking for Little Joe and Adam who went to different places where

a person could pass through the Ponderosa to get to California suspected that that's where the bad guys is going to be. And the Ponderosa is so huge that there's three different passes through it to California. And one of them, I think, Adam says, it's going to take tak a tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak thak tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, the their tho, tho, tho, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the that's to California. One of them I think Adam says is going to take him a couple days to get to it or something like that. And yet in these next five minutes of the episode they all just run into each other again and again. Totally without me to two. But Hoss is defeated by Pike and Billy runs away and Billy goes to see the all the other the other cart wrap boys and they say oh my goodness where's Haas and he says I don't want to tell you because Haas killed my father and Ben persuades him no I love my boy and and

they go and they they go to where Haas has been knocked down but Hoss didn't need their help turns out because he comes to and he kicks pike in the leg to the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooes tooes to the tooes tooes tooes to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooes the the te I I I I teck is is. teck is. teck is. teck is. teck is. teck is. toeck is. toeck is. toeck is. toeck is. toe. toe. to and he kicks Pike in the leg, which takes Pike down. You know, he's holding a gun. That kick to the leg from a prone position is decisive. Oh, that was his trigger leg. I guess that was his trigger leg. Well, and there you go. Pike, I guess, well, he ends up dead.

He must have been dead. And, and Hoss and little Billy patch up their problems together and they go walking hand in hand in the end of the episode don't they? No women needed. That's right. No women needed. This episode is an insolent. You know involuntarily celibate and happier, happier for it. That's why my daughter's cheaper. Oh, right, okay. My goodness, I'm excited about that business.

These children are yours, you're gonna find a wonderful new home and you're gonna make some money. That's right. So don't, don't get an abortion. Give me some sales. Yeah, the domestic baby supply is about to go up. Well, folks, I'm sorry to say, as of now, there's only 401 episodes of Bonanza left.

Wow. You're almost through. I know. When we crack 400, it's going to feel like there's no time left. Well, not only that, next week, or the next episode we do of this, is the final episode of season one. Geez. Wow. They only did 31 episodes of season, these poor people.

Nice even number. Yep. Yeah. So you've been watching them all there, Chad Winton. I've been burning through them. You haven't seen anything yet in all these episodes that makes you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. thi, the thi, thi, the the thi, the the the the thi, the the the the thi, thi, the the the the next, the next, the next, the next, the next, the the the the the next, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And, thi. thi. thi. theeeean thean thean thean next thean next episode, thean theannipean, thean, thi. thean. thi. thi. through them. I've been burning through them. You haven't seen anything yet in all these episodes that makes you think maybe these guys are not involuntarily sell-of-it. Nope, the more episodes I watch, the more I'm convinced. And they get more in-selly as they go along. They get stuck in their ways. They get more and more repellent. And all your incell who's like the ideal, like the number like the Bruce Springsteen of incells or whatever? Is it Bobafet? Boba Fet's a great incell but I do believe he's fictional still holding out

hope that he's not. Of the real incells that I know there's this kid max. I say kid he's a 20 29 year guy, and he wears a fedora non-stop. He keeps one eyebrow permanently arched up, you know. I was just walking along. One eyebrow permanently arched up. He's got his finger crooked into a lecturing pose. He's installed Unix on my PlayStation, without me asking. But he somehow did it.

So now when I boot up my PlayStation, it goes into a Unix operating system. That's thanks to Max. He has pie completely memorized, which I did not know was possible. But there is an end to it, and Max got to it. Wow. He can list every dinosaur backwards and forwards. He loves magic tricks, and he has never had a conversation I've witnessed that does not immediately devolve into an argument. He's the king. I don't know, I don't actually know. I only know him as Max. Why do you ask? My husband knows a Max. Oh, well Max Max, I know, texts like crazy. His primary mode of friendship is texting.

So if your husband likes to text people, Max could be on that, could be on that chain. I had a look at Max's phone once. He refuses to use an iPhone. He's got a version one, generation one Android. Oh, brother. That's the first thing you've said about him that makes me say, tha, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi... Somea, thi. Somea. Somean, thi. Somea. Somean, thi. Somea. Somea. Somea, thi. Somea, thi. Somea, thi. Somea said about him that makes me say, oh brother. He hates the iPhone. He loves Androids. He hacked into it himself. And he communicates through all kinds of texting mediums and he's king in cell as far as I'm concerned.

Okay, well, all hail the king in cell. It's been wonderful to talk to you and get other Bonanza fans. Yeah, anybody have anything they want to promote here at the end of our time. Plugs and whatnot. No, I mean just go out there. Go in-cells. Don't be celibate. Get out there and get laid. Remember, in cells, rejections is God's protection. Unless it just rhymes and it doesn't mean it's wisdom. I'm sorry. That's a good thing to add on to all aphorisms. Yeah that's true. It's hard, yeah, because it's hard to tell. Does it just rhyme or is that important? Stitch in time saves nine unless it just rhymes and it's not wisdom because that's what I've never understood. Gas ass or or... or... No one writes for free.

Right, right. Gas, ass or grass. No one rides for free. Right? All those things have in common is that they rhyme. But we don't know if there's wisdom. Nope. All right, folks, we've given you things to ponder.

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