Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #33: “Showdown”

Episode Date: May 8, 2024

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDaly  It’s the season two premiere episode of Bonanza, “Showdown”, and it has everything (except a showdown). Amy is back to discuss re-virginization and traumatic memories of her time as a costumed pickle. The gang discuss Men At Work and Men Without Hars and assign some important tasks to the listeners. Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 7/19/2022 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Get your great outdoors inside. Takes a Ponderosa pride and forever made Ride I'm bananas for bonanza. All right you ready. Yep here we go. Heeha. I don't know have I done that that was a blowdark Yep. Here we go. Hey, he-ee-ha! I don't know, have I done that? That was a blowdark before. Oh, yeah, beautiful. Hey, yeah, you're doing it too. Everybody's getting into the game. Folks, it's Bananas for Bananza. We got a tight one today.

We're gonna keep it tight because we have lunch reservation at the Pier 1 Ponderosa Bananza Steakhouse where we are recording from today. It's also where I'm living. I'm living here now. I've got a cot set up in the back. Megan Thiestallion, the horse is here, got my pig here. Everything's coming together for us, and all three of us is here. Amy Sleverson is back. That's right, and I have my bedazzled journal that says my food, I'm writing all my food

down in it. Oh, you're keeping a food journal. Is this like eat praying love? Yeah, but I just eat. Well now we got to talk about that, whether or not you're still praying because the last time we heard from you, you was in the midst of a faith problem. You're okay. What happened? It was so crazy.

I didn't tell you that. I didn't give birth to puppies, but there were puppies. We didn't think you did. No, we never accused you. No, but there were puppies born, and I got postpartum depression, which included psychosis. And I don't, I just started realizing, oh my God, I got a message from God that I'm supposed to be, I'm supposed to be re-vergenized, like everybody on the Ponderosa. So now the last episode that we saw with you was Darkstar, I believe where we had

the Roma lady and there was a lot of talk about their wacky crazy faith over there that the Roma's and it made you suddenly question your faith, but now you're saying before that there was some puppies born which understandably gave you suddenly question your faith. But now, you're saying before that, there was some puppies born, which understandably gave you postpartum depression. That's right. And a message from God to be re-vergenized? Re-vergenized and made chaste once again, so that I qualify for sainthood.

Now, is that just figuratively or physically, is something being done? Are they kind of spackling over some, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, and, and, thi, thi, and, and, and, and, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, and, and, thi, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi? And, thi? And, thi? to, too, too, too? too? toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? And, too? th over some things? It's a seven-step process. Okay, all right. I've heard of this before people reclaiming their virginities. That's right. And I told my husband and he says and he said, that's fine and it was kind of what we're doing anyways and we're going towards it and now I'm going to go on pilgrimages and it's just going to be but do you want to know well it's a weekend process to all seven steps in a weekend? Yes you can you can do it if you want to do it real quick like I take you through it in seven steps but it that's that's very that's a little

too quick I would say so. But, maybe a long weekend would be best. Yeah, I try to do it over Labor Day. Fourth of July, yeah, Labor Day, that'd be nice. So this is a service you're offering now. You will walk people through the seven steps of reclaiming your virginity. You want to tell us what they are? Well, one, you turn to Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ Christ you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. thu. the the the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the the the the the the the the the thu. tome. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. the try. the the th. th. take out your Bible and read from it. And during the parts of Bonanza that don't make sense,

you just pick a page. And you say, oh, you know, then you go to the good book and you say, well, does this make any more sense? And then you get back into the plot of the show. Okay, good. Because there's a point in every episode of Benananan, where, where the book, the book, the book, thia the, thi the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, to be thi's, thi. to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. th. th. the thri. they. they. toeea. toean. toean. toean. toean. they. they. th. th. th. th you get back into the plot of the show. Okay good because there's a point in every episode of Benangia where people tend to scratch their heads a little bit. You go, oh who's that? Right. Where did Hoss go? He's been gone for the rest of the episode. They keep mentioning him, did he go to San Francisco? And then second step, you think about the last time you had sex, was it that good? Did it really count?

Did it count as sex anyways? And then you go to step three, why did you have sex? Why? Why? And was it a real reason? Because that's part of the thing that makes it count is that why? And I think about, you know, last time my husband and I had sex, I says, well, wasn't that good anyways.

And the reason we did it was just to pass the time. Was it during a blackout or something like that? Was it just... Do you know, we're waiting for pizza to come? Oh, yeah, what are you supposed to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to come. Oh yeah, what are you supposed to do while you wait for pizzas to come? It's 30 minutes or less and that's how much usually intercourse takes. I mean if you're going to do it right. Yeah. Then step four is to forgive yourself and take a bath. And then five, you create a buffer zone. And what it is, in the buffer zone you can purchase off my website, lots daughters.com.

It's a modified beanbag chair that I've made into a suit, a body suit. I take one of those giant beanbag chairs that you can also get off the internet, but I've sewn an area where you get inside it and it covers your whole body and you can walk around with it and have sleeves. What a great idea. So, wait, I'm picturing a bea. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. thi bane th. thaied thea thea thea tha tha thi bane thi. tha tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. the the the thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. I I have I have and have sleeves. What a great idea. So wait I'm picturing a beambag chair your head is coming out of it. That's right. Any other parts of you coming out of it? Well your legs come out of it? So you can walk around. You can make some coffee. You look like that blueberry girl and Charlie Chocolate. That's certainly do, but there's enough space where you can bump into things and if your spouse does try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, to their, their, their, to their, their, their, their, their, their, to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the where you can bump into things and if your your spouse does try to make a move on you they're not injured. They're not going

to I know I can't imagine somebody being sexually aroused by such a thing at the gigantic beanbag chair. Well and if they are I mean how is that your problem at that point? Right you've done everything you can. This is sort of like an iron lung but the opposite of iron. Step six is accountability and that's when you check with your partner you say, we're not doing this, right? And you see that on the regular. You say it every couple of minutes or whenever it comes.

Who's being accountable to who? Well, you both, you go eye to eye, mono and you said, right? Oh, okay. So you're you're you're you're you're you're getting you're getting you're getting you're getting you're getting. you're getting. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same. th. their. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thoome. thoome. th. th. th. their. their. the their. their. their. the their. their. their. the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. you go eye to eye, mono, and you said, right? Oh, okay. So you're getting on the same page about it. Seven is you accept failure. And that is that sometimes you might have sex again. And that it's, it's okay because sometimes you just, whoops, you know, somebody puts a thumb up, else's butt and you just go, well that's because I'm Italian and we were alone in the kitchen for a couple of minutes.

That's almost always how that happens, isn't it? That's right. It's alone in the kitchen, God damn it. We got into it because we were making pasta. And I thought about the old country and pretty soon it got hot and heavy. The final step of every multi step of the th th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And we th. And we th. And th. And th. And we th. And we th. And we th. And we th. And we th. And we were th. And we were th. We th. We were thoom thoom. We were thoom th about the old country and pretty soon it got hot and heavy. The final step of every multi-step process should be except failures. Oh I thought she's gonna say thumb up the butt. Okay well that too. That's that's an epilogue. Well okay. That sounds fantastic. I can see where that'd be

difficult to get through all them and of just between seven, very, very, very descriptive steps that I am no closer to understanding how that closes your privates over. But the re-virginization is inspired by this episode where I realize that all of the men on this show, they never consummate any female relationship, despite the fact you know they've gone to San Francisco, very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very the same the same the same their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very. their. they they they they they. they. they they they they they they. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. they. they. they. they. they they. they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they show, they never consummate any female relationship, despite the fact you know they've gone to San Francisco. So they have had sex in a various ways many times.

But that they don't, never during an episode, is there any sense that they've had a long-term physical relationship with a woman? Yeah, yeah, you figure they must have had sex in San Francisco, huh? For sure. Okay, all right. Yeah. Well, uh... He's with a Dutch wife.

Well, we know Ben had sex three times with three different wives, right? Oh, that is right. And that could have been through a sheet or something. Yeah, for sure. Where he didn't know what was happening. He just lied there under his sheet. The next thing he knows is here comes a baby. We don't know. They never have specified yet. Hey now the big thing that happened when we missed you last time we did one of these episodes was that it was the last episode episode th s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the thi thi thi the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thee. thi the the the thi thing that happened when we missed you last time we did one of these episodes was that it was the last episode of season one of Bonanza. Do you believe that? And I'm so sorry that I missed it. Well we just want to know you're okay. Are you okay? Well sometimes you need to take a break and what I did is I've started a pilgrimage and is to go to the holy sites and they're

not where you think they are. No kidding. No. I'm thinking, where do the holy sites like Jerusalem? Mecca? Florida and Arizona. Oh, there. All right.

You can only get there and it's it's there that in the places that seem most sinful and the place that seems so misdirected, that's where you find true direction. Tempe, Arizona? Tempe and Scottsdale during baseball training season. Oh sure, got all those young guys out there playing baseball and thewing tobacco. Yeah. And what I did, and part of this was my,

my blessing process is I bought, bought myself one of those metal cocapellies that you, you say a metal cocapelli. The what now? It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, a native indigenous character that's a trickster that plays a pan flute. But you can put it on the outside of your ranch home to suggest Southwest. And what I do...

And you can live anywhere in the world and do that. Yes. This is like the southern equivalent of a lawn jockey? That's right. Okay. But it's flat and so it it secures on to the front of your home but what I do is I bring it to the baseball diamond and as I sit in the stands as the angels play, I put it in front of me in the sun which is that 110 degrees down there. I let it you know focus in on me and when I pass it in front of me in the sun, which is that 110 degrees down there. I let it, you know, focus in on me and when I pass out, that's when I've been, you know, that's part of the re-virginization process.

Okay, I hope people were taking notes on that. Yeah, I might try that. I'll get myself a cocoa pillie. Yeah, I'd like to lose my virginity all over again. I'm looking at you Allison Closio. Oh, that's the girl you lost it too. You got to track her down. I almost said her real name. Oops, a daisy. Well, okay. Great. Well, that all sounds fantastic. First that out with a honking horn. Hey, you put a horn on there. Or we could go in later and dub it over with her actual name,, to, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, to to to to to to to to to to me, to me, to me, thi, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thiiioliolioliolioliolioliolioli, thioli, thi, thiolooo. thioloo. Oh, too. Oh, thioliolioliolioliolioli. Oh, thi. Hey, you put a horn on there. Or we could go in later and dub it over with her actual name, just to make sure we get it right.

That's probably best. Good. We'll do that. We'll let it in. I mean, what girl wouldn't be proud? She took mutt-tailor's virginity. I'm sure she's somewhere bragging about it right now. Yeah. Which, hey, here, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, the th, th, th. th. the the th. the th. the th. th. the the th. the th. the th. tha, tha, tha, their, their, their their their their their their their, their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha. We're tha. We're the the their their their their their their their their their their thoa, and tha, at the beginning of every one of these episodes. Hello, friend, come on in. The gate is open wide. I've right it there, right at the top of my sheet, and I just never get it out until we're

well in. But anyways, now we are on season two, episode one, wise, we're one fourteenth of the way through this. I don't want to be that far along. I hear you. Every season, there is a, there is a season. That is true. That's beautiful. Is that from the Bible?

That's something I was just, I'm just wood shopping it. Yeah, well, did you say wood chopping it? That's right. Putting it on a little plaque. Putting it on a vice. Okay. And putting it in there and just seeing if the gorilla glue sticks. Oh, now we're talking. Beautiful.

Well, this episode is called Showdown, and man, it has everything. I believe the main thing that happens in this episode is that the entire Cartwright family falls in love with a man Interesting, you're right. Yeah interesting when you say it has everything One thing it might not exactly have a showdown. Oh, right the episode is called showdown and there isn't one not that I can think of good point they never get around to the showdown, but they do fall in love with this fellow Sam Kirby. They all just can't get enough of them. Well, I'm to look the other way so they can look at him. I'll tell you. Did you see his scorching blue eyes? Yeah, he had a lot of makeup on and so did Joe in this episode, have extra eye

makeup on. Two of the best of all time. It aired for the first time on September 10th, 1960. Can you imagine a nation has waited until, because the last one aired in April, for Christ's sakes. The whole country's been waiting since God damn April to get another Bernan's episode? That's like waiting for Sunday morning. Yeah. For church. Yeah. I love it so much. Oh, yeah. It's exactly like that. And as a matter of fact, this, I believe this season, well let's see. Oh, who cares? I believe they switched over to Sunday from Saturday in season two. I know they did it at some point. I think it was in season two, so September 10th, 1960 must have been a Sunday, I guess.

I'll look into that and make sure it's for true. Guess what the number one movie in the country was on September 10th, 1960? Ben Hur? Yeah. Ben Hur? It got knocked off the top slot and then it came back. No shit. It was knocked off by please. the, please. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I, thi. I, thi. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I. I. I. I. It's, th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, the. It's, t. It's, toge. It's. It's, toge. It's, toge. It's, t. It's, toge. It's t. It's toe. It's. It's No shit. It's true. It was knocked off by Please Don't Eat the Daisies. And then Ben Hur came roaring back. Wow, he used to be able to do that. Yeah, that was a thing.

People said, well, I've seen Ben Her five times already. I guess we'll go see this, please don't eat the daisies, back to Ben to Ben her. Yeah. What is Humphy? th. th. I don't know what he was up to in 1960. I think he's got natural causes eaten away at him. Cirrhosis I think is what he's got. Oh yeah, that's what he's got. And the number one song in the country on the regular old Billboard chart was Elvis Presley talking about it's now or never. You know that's now. That came about because Elvis said I I, I like that song, Oh Solomio, write me one of those and somebody did.

It's the same damn tune. You're right. I'm just realizing that. Yeah, right? Say, pick out some old Italian song you like and say, put that together. Holy shit, I never put that together. Yep, it's the same damn song. And it was his like his biggest hit of all times. No kidding.

Yeah, so he should have done that, more of that. On the country music charts, the number one song was Alabama by Cowboy Copas. Now, Alabama, that sounds like the Italian pronunciation of like Provolone or like the New Jersey pronunciation or like... Moot Chirelle. Yeah, Moat Chauvelin. Cowboy Copa's. Alabama.

Sounds maybe like it could be an Italian name, Copa. I bet they all got the thumbs up their butts. I'm sure they do. That's what happens in a lot of areas of southern elderly. Right. The thumbs of the butt. I mean, that's just something I feel like you know about Italy, if you've never been there.

Yeah, it's truly the only way to hitchhack. Brindisi. What? What does that mean? That's a southern port? Oh shit. In Italy. Oh it's one of the things that when you are traveling to Europe, you know, the State Department

will tell you certain things about, you know, this and that, and one of the things they'll tell you is, particularly southern Italy, you're gonna get a thumb up your butt. Yeah, yeah if you're in a kitchen alone, the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the the that the the the the the the the the the thate that the thathea' the thate the the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that started on Sicily, it's more than a son. Oh brother, probably a baggie. Oh, goddamn bagiet. Well, uh, so this song here, uh, the bridge planted in the background now, Alabama. It's a, it's a kind of, it's a herky, jerky kind of an art song. The words and the music are gonna fit together all that good in my opinion. It's got it. The first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first the first the first the first the first the first the first th. th. th. th. th. thi, thirty, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It, th. It, th. It's th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, to to. to. toge. It's, toge. It's, toge. It's, toge. It's, toge. It's, the. It's, th. It's got it the first line of it is well I went to a turkey roast down the street. The people down there eat like wild geese. I want to think about a bunch of wild geese eating turkey. That's kind of interspecies cannibalism. I don't like it. One interesting thing about

cowboy copas is that he died in a 1963 plane crash which also killed Patsy Klein and Hank Shaw Hawkshaw Hawkins. Holy shit what's with trios dying in plane crashes around this time. Isn't that something? That's God's plan. Is it? Everything happens in three. Okay. The three of us better not fly together. No. The plane was being piloted by cowboy's's son-in-law. There you go. See, that's a real argument. Nepotism to get you nowhere. That's right. He's-

Just because you're related, doesn't mean you're competent. Or a pilot. He ain't much of a pilot, but I gotta give him a break. By my daughter's on me all time. He can't get a job, please let them fly our plane, Patsy. Sorry, Chuck Yeager, I have to fire you. Exactly. And a celebrity birthday born on September 10, 1960 was, this is always exciting, right? Scottish politician and member of parliament, Margaret Ferrier. Wow.

Oh, she's funny. Yeah, and hot. She is, oh boy, she's funny. Yeah, and hot. She's hot. She is a, oh boy, she's a hot number. She was recently suspended from the British House of Commons for violating the UK's COVID-19 regulations. Get a load of this. She had symptoms and she took a test. Then she went to the gym and a beauty salon and a gift shop and then she took the train from Scotland to London, and then she spoke in Parliament,

and then that night she found out the test was positive. And then she- That's called disease dusting. It's fun. Yeah. And then they, uh, then she took a train back to Scotland the next morning, which was also not great judgment. And did you know what that, what that, what th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi what, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, she they, she, thi, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thin, thin, thin, th, th, thy, thy, thy, thy, thin, th, thee, thee, thin, thee, she thee, she thee, she ththey, then she took a train back to Scotland the next morning, which was also not great judgment. Boy. And do you know what they did? They got damned arrested her.

No shit. No shit. No shit. No shit. No, she's a super spreader. to be the time. told her. She's going up for trial next month so we'll have to follow that but she was

born on September 10th 1960. Happy birthday Margaret Fariy. It sounds like sort of a great promotional event though as well because when if if you have a disease that's communicable and then you you know just allow yourself to go out and then not really be conscious of your, of how much it's spreading and who you're in contact with and then you later because, anyways, you get to be in contact with them later and it's like this immediate, it's a great point of marketing. You know, like, oh, I, I, I, I, I had a, uh, I, I had a, uh, I, I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the to be a to be conscious, the to be conscious, to be conscious, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be conscious, to be conscious, to be conscious, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be to be to be to be conscious, to be conscious, the the to be conscious, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the it's a great point of marketing. You know, like, oh, I had, I shook hands with you at that point, so, you know, and I now

am making you ill. Those people will never forget when they met Garbana. It's like a whistle-stop super spreader. Yeah, yeah, you get a little souvenir from your encounter with the Miss Farii. That's right. It's like, I'm the thi. And it's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. And, I, th. And, I, I, I super spreader. Yeah, yeah. You get a little souvenir from your encounter with the Miss Ferrier in the form of a potentially deadly disease. Long COVID and foggy brain. Yeah.

Taste your smell, thank you. Yep. Well, so that's all the information I found about the original air date. You can stop playing Alabama there, Brett, thank you. All right. Hey, you want to hear some the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the to their their their their their their tho. to their to tho. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. their thoom. thoom. thoom. tooomper tooomper tooom. tooom. too. too. too. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome. too. too. too. t Alabama there Britt thank you all right hey you want to hear some fun facts about how we're moving at a quite I love this is my favorite part of every episode okay well so this episode of Bonanza was written by a man named Dean Risoner who began his career as a child actor under the stage name Dinky Dean Dean Dinky Dean he went He went by, his child actor, went by Dinky Dean.

And he was in movies with Charlie Chaplin and whatnot. Oh, be damn. And then he became a writer. He wrote three of the Dirty Harry movies, including the first one. No shit. Oh, no. And then he was a script doctor for many years, an uncredited script. Dinky Dean, Dr. Dinky Dean. Script Dr. Dinky Dean was the script doctor on Godfather 3.

This script could he use a couple, breath of life? Yeah. Godfather's free, huh? He got. So at one point it was in worse shape? Well, I don't know. Maybe they brought him in to make it worse. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. I can th, I can th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Sc. Sc. Sc. Scrip. Scrip, thi. Scrip, thi. Scrip, thi. Scrip, thi. Scrip, thi. Scrip, thi. Scrip, thi. Scrip, thi. Scrip, it worse. You know what I mean? I could see that.

Maybe he's like a script Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jive. Or whatever it is, hide. I remember. Script Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jive? I remember that movie? I'd see that movie. It is a movie. It is a movie.

Dr. Jeklyl and Mr talking. All right. Well, I could see you old Francis Ford Coblow saying, look, those first two Godfather movies were too damn good and two successful them. They change my life and I can't run away from them. We're going to make a third, but I got to bring in Dinky Dean to make it a little less good. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jive is is is is is is is is is is the the the the the thiii. I is the the thi. Hive. Hive. Hive. You don't need to apologize for that. I think Colin Hay is the one that owes us an apology. Oh God, it's also a song by England Dan and John Ford Coley. It's an album. Oh, they hanged their album.

Wow. Gee whiz. Okay, what did you say right before that though about Copla? Well, that he might have brought in Dinky Dean to bring the script down a few notches because he didn't, you know what I mean? He didn't want to have another wildly success. Boy, he didn't want to make the movie. Paramount basically said if you don't make it, we're going to make it, and he did it reluctantly Godfather 3? Oh no, ain't that fair. You like it? I do.

Okay. Ain't that a shame? That's terrible news. But this, Godfather was never that good because they don't have as many episodes as Bonanza. That's true. It's true. They couldn't do it. Godfather, 117. God. It's a dad and three sons too, isn't it?

Oh, look at that. Yep. Say that. And consulariary Tom Hagen's like Hop Sing. Exactly. Except Vito Corleon kept his wife alive. Did he? I don't recall seeing too much of her.

She's in there. She outlives him. Really? She dies in the beginning of part two, right? Isn't that what they're there for, her funeral? Oh. No, isn't that right? Who knows? I don't know.

We'll have to ask Dinky Dean. Well, uh, Sam Kirby, big-time guest star in this episode. He's got a lot to 20 states to campaign for Barry Goldwater. Must have been a great fella. Great guy. He is a Golden Boot Award-winning actor. Okay.

So would you take him a little more seriously? That's when you act through your feet. Wow. The Golden Boot Award was given a country, or Western star. They started giving her down in 1983 and stopped for 2008, and so you can't get one anymore. Unless you give one to yourself. Yeah, I would like one, goddammit.

Yeah. Anybody out there want to give us all golden boots? Come on, give us the three of us golden boots. I meant to look it up on eBay whether anybody, anybody's grandchild is selling their grand boot. I have a tragedy charm that's a golden boot. Oh, that's good. An agricultural accident.

An agricultural accident? Where you get caught in a... Like a thresher? Yeah. And you lose your shoe. Well, it can be, usually it involves an arm or a leg. Oh, I see. But just to be more symbolic of the culture and boots are it's kind of a cute accessory. Oh yeah okay so it's a go because I

think that's yeah if you lost your food your foot in a threshire on a farm you would also lose the boot that's around the foot. If you had some sort of like thing where you put an aerosol can in a campfire and you exploded your face off, well then that's when we have, there's a half face where, and that's a tragedy charm as well, where, and that's not really a tragedy because see people, people love seeing before and after and you're providing that by having a half-face, half-no-face. That's true. People love before and after pictures. Where's your face now? That's right.

It's right. It's over there on the other side. What did you find? I did a lot of research. By the way, Brett, you better have been playing Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jive under this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man, it worked. Now, look. the the there. the the they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. People. People. People. People. th. People. People. People. th. th. People. th. People. th. People. th. th. People. th. People. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to-. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. th. th. People th. Uh, I, uh, look, now there are multiple golden boot awards and ceremonies. There's one, you know, like in Europe they call a soccer shoe a boot. Oh, yeah. So there's that. There's multiple cowboy golden boot awards. What? What?

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The question? It doesn't matter. You say safety dance or down under is the song you got to really think of, I think, right? Yeah, yeah. Or is that Waning Chung? I get mixed up. I didn't mean to railroad. Look at this, Ben Cooper's brother-in-law is a fellow by the name of Hank Searles, who wrote the novelization of Jaws, too. That's a fun fact. Oh, wow, that is a fun fact.

Wait, that a movie was made into a book? Oh, sure. That was a big thing. We've talked about it. We've talked about it. A novelization of pretty one? Bet you they have. I bet you they have. Yeah, if they don't have it, you should do it. Oh, yeah. It'd be wonderful to spend more time with those characters.

I relate with this story of a Hollywood whore. I was gonna say. Being picked up by a handsome nerd you well. Yeah. And then dress to the Nines. Oh boy, he dresses her up nice. That's beautiful. Put that whore in a ballgown. Ha ha, damn. Well, he also played Ben Cooper did. He played a character named Turkey Ralston in a movie called Johnny Guitar.

Wait, is this the one where I got? No, that's later. Oh yeah, this is it. He played Jesse James in a movie called The Woman They Almost Lynched. In those days you could make a movie about something that almost happened. But he was also in a movie called The Fastest Guitar Alive and I got the poster for that one ready to show you guys because it's exciting. It says in big letters there. Roy Orbison, finally on the screen. Mr. Visual Charisma. Finally, Roy Orbison, he plays

a singing cowboy whose guitar shoots bullets. That is pretty amazing. It is. It is. It is. Oh, look at that. And it ain't no like guitar case full of guns like an ill mariachi. This is an actual gun inside a guitar. Yes, we do, Goddam it. Yes, we do, Goddam it. That's, that's before the Supreme Court is like, because, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's, thi. that's that's that's that's, that's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, that's, that's, th. that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to. to. to. thi. thi. thi a guitar. We need to legalize guitar guns. Yes, we do, God damn it. That's before the Supreme Court is like, because now they, I believe the court says you can bring a gun to any damn place you want. But the one thing they haven't settled on is whether that gun can be disguised as a guitar or a child or a tuba.

You know what I'm saying. Yeah I want that poster. We have several tragedy charms that are gun related. We have the gun cabinet. That's when you you have the you forget that you have the safety, the key to the safety safety cabinet and then you forget that you have a mental health diagnosis and oh no! I shouldn't. the the key to gui. the gui. the gui. guar. guar. the the the the the the the the the the the the guar. the guar. the the the guar. guar. the the trar. the the trar. the the the the the gun the gun the gun tr. tr. tr. the gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the key. the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the try. the t. and then you forget that you have a mental health diagnosis and oh no! Oh no! I shouldn't have given that to myself. And then we have you know the tinyer gun where you know somebody wasn't really you know what they just wanted in a bat over poker and they're kind of pearl handled but then it goes off. Oh shit. And somebody somebody's, you know, not too much damage but internal bleeding. Oh sure, yeah, yeah.

22 Derringer. Something it would take you like three days to die of. Oh, sure. We got the semi-automatic, which every family owns and is really a part of the school yard now. Yeah. But know, it's so, it's two-sided. It's, it's every family wants and needs one, and yet it is the cause of so many family deaths. Yeah. Oh yeah? I mean, but in a good way.

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Oh, my gosh. For all different kinds of copper little cop with, I'm, tha was a virgin again. One's a little cop with a pair of glasses. It's when he didn't see the address. He didn't see, oh no! Oh no! That's a circumstance where the officer has been called to a specific address and goes to the wrong one? Yeah, that's a tragedy charm right there.

Or a door. It's just a door. When they didn't knock and they busted through and they didn't see, you know, but that the person was ready to go or it was the wrong person or the person was at home and they just started shooting. Yeah, little no knock warrant charm. Oh, yeah, that's, oh, those are all sound good. Those are gonna go like hot cakes now you've promoted them here. That's right. We had John Pardo was the real bad guy in this episode. He was played by a guy named Jack Lambert who was in a movie called The Secret of Convict Lake, which appealed.

Couldn't find out what that was about. What could be the Secret of Convict Lake that it's full of convicts? There's a convict inside of the lake, like a monster. Oh yeah. A lake monster who has done some time. Yeah. Got some time and has gills. Oh man.

Can you imagine? If you have gills, you're supposed to breathe underwater and you get locked in the federal penitentiary? Man, oh man. Oh, I see. You get it? I'm not sure if the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I'm not sure th. I'm not sure th. I'm not sure th. I'm not sure th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. I thi. thiole thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm thiole. Yeah, thiolk thiolk. Yeah, thoen, thoen, thiol, thiol, thiol, thiol, thiol, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the. the the theat theat thi. theat thi. th And the lock. Yeah. Lack mess. Oh I see the locker. You get it? I'm not sure if I get it. I don't know neither. Why does that one particular convict take the longest showers of anybody here? Son of a bitch? Well, this fellow, Jack Lambert, this is one of three people that frustrated me in this episode trying to find out information about him. One thing I learned is that he left acting and moved to Carmel,

California, where he and his wife ran a boutique, but I could not find the name of the boutique or what they sold and man I wanted to. I want to know that because I've been to Carmel. It's a beautiful place couldn't find any information. Okay, hold on. I've got to tell you, the odds of something, a boutique failing in Carmel is around 99%. That's probably too. Oh man. I'm sure you don't have a strong business plan because it's mostly rocking chairs and sweatpants. Unless... So boutique is a hard one to run if unless you have lots of sweat pants. Unless. So boutique is a hard one to run. Unless you have lots of sweatpants.

Wait, are we thinking of the same place? Because high-end art galleries is what I know that place. Okay, well, there's lots, yeah, the fancy art place, but then you can find some old woodwork. Oh yeah. Like some old crap, like stuff that's like garbage. And then you could also find a lot of knitware that's been printed in China. But sold in America. Here, here. It's worth mentioning that, you know, a hero of ours, Clint Eastwood was mayor of Carmel, friend of number. Yes, indeed he was. But I bet if we put listeners on the case. What's his name, Jack Lambert? Wife's name Marjorie Hall Lambert. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. th. the, the, th. the, the, the. thiiweree. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thi. thii. thii. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thiii. thiw. thiweree. thi if we put listeners on the case, what's his name, Jack Lambert? Jack Lambert? Wife's name, Marjorie Hall, Lambert. Find us the boutique, find us pictures, find us what it's called, find us photos, we want to know.

Why is the bankruptcy filing? Is it near the fireplace in? Where you can check in and then rent videos from behind the counter? They got about 20 to 40 VHS tapes and the their. And, the the the th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, find. Find. Find. Find. Find. And, to, to, to, to, th. And, th. And, to, to, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, to, to, to, toe. And, toe. And, toe. And, toe. And, toe. And, toe. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, they. And, thi. And, th. And, the counter. They got about 20 to 40 VHS tapes and every room has a VHS player. Wow. Kaz and I rented the bodyguard and overboard. Wow, fantastic. Yeah. And they worked, you put them in the machine and they watched them both. Damn, good for you. This episode also is the first appearance of a fellow by the name of Ray Teal. Now here's what happens as far as I can tell. A whole

season of Bonanza aired, season one, and in the months that they had between season one and season two, they said obviously something is missing from this show. There's a kind of a regular character that we don't have and that we need. And it is a regular sheriff. And it is a regular sheriff. And not a lady. They didn't think they they they don't they don't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they need they need they need they need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need a they need they need they need a they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need they need need need need need need need need need. they need. they need. they need. they need. they need. they need. they need. they need. they need. they need. they need. they need. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they didn't think they'd eat any little lady. Thank goodness. They thought they needed a sheriff. And so Ray Till comes in as Sheriff Roy Coffee. This is his first of 98 appearances between now in 1972. The cash cows came home to pasture. Hot damn! 72, so either he dies or the character dies. Right, right I don't know which but that's true they did go on for two more years without him. He was in a movie oh he played the sheriff in the secret of Convict Lake coincidentally he was also in

a movie called Crime Doctor and they'll make anyone a doctor these script doctor crime doctor. That's a job I want to go back to school for, be a crime doctor. I'm majoring in crime doctor. It'd be that kind of thing. I want to be a doctor doctor by the Thompson Twins. What? Oh, yeah. There's two doctor.

Dr. Doctor. Give me the news I got a bad case of living. Oh yeah. And then Dr. Doctor, can't you see? I'm burning, burning. Who's the first one? Dr. Doctor, tell me the news, I got a bad case of living you? Who sings that? That's the first one. I thought that was, um, who's a bad to the bone? Yeah, that's and I traveled in a pickle

costume to various state fairs and it was, there's, I still am doing EMDR because of the trauma. I was caught inside a pickle costume where it gets to up to 150 degrees in there and people chase you. They chase you. They don't know, they 150 degrees in there and people chase you. They chase you. They don't know, they don't see the person inside you despite the fact that through the netting you can see a human face. Was this a fuzzy pickle? No, but I rubbed it down with pickle juice so it was, you know, accurate. You say you traveled to a lot of different state fairs as what's the

name of the Gedney the Minnesota pickle say again getney the Minnesota pickle Gedney I went through two crawlbacks and my husband said crawlbacks crawbacks oh sorry that's how it is in show business you have your audition and then if you're lucky you get a crawlback. Oh, God damn. The Minnesota pickle! Gettney! By name? That's right.

I didn't know that there was a Minnesota pickle. I didn't know there's a name called Gidney. They're very good pickles, but the job I tell you. I deserve combat pay, but it was non-union unlike like like the the the the the the the their the but the job, I tell you. I deserve combat pay, but it was non-union, unlike Bonanza. And just listen, you got to see George Thurgood. That's not bad. That's true.

Satchel-faced blues man, George Thurgood. Well, who, oh, here's another frustrating one. Jody Warner played Ellie McClure, the love interest in this episode. Oh, she's beautiful. She was discovered making a phone call in a phone booth and George Burns came up and said, why don't you make that call in my office? That's how she was discovered.

Yeah, isn't that interesting? She said, sure, no problem. And then realized, oh, I'm. The thing about George Burns, that's so interesting now is he seemed like a charming old man and now I realize that a lot of it was me too language. That he was with all these young women surrounding him as a man in his 90s and it probably wasn't good at all. He was a predator. Yeah, probably. Yep, but a charming one. And so he can be forgiven.

Absolutely. Just a bag of bones and a hank of hair, but he's gonna put his hand up your skirt. You're lucky he's not Italian. And he wants to be called God. Well, uh, okay. But Jody Warner, she quit acting in 1962, but lived another 20 years at least. And then, I don't know what happened to her.

I found an interview with her in 1961 where she was living in Laurel Canyon surrounded by beatniks. Oh, one of them told her, you better get out of here before summer when the parties get really wild. She's so, I guess we know what happened to her. I guess so. She didn't, she, she, the the the the the the the the the the, she, she, she, she didn't the, she didn't the, she'd the, she'd the, she'd the, she'd the, she'd the, the, the, the, the, the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. the. the. to, the. the. the. thea, the. Uh, guess we know what happened to her. I guess so, she didn't heat the warning. She never saw Autumn. She disappeared and then same deal with John Maxwell who played Tom McClure.

He also disappeared shortly after this episode and lived another many, many more years. I don't know. So it frustrated me to not be able to find out what people did later in life. Well, that's when you need a Christian background check. Oh Christian background check. I have a new company called Stigmata and it helps protect your podcast from hiring or being have anyone a part of the thing who is you know who who you know is is not good. We, Christ's been on the cross so that you don't have to. And we check out driving records, employment and education verification. We find people on the internet that you can't find.

I mean, had they had that for this episode, maybe they wouldn't have hired, you know, the guy who was a criminal. Yeah, so many of the problems of this, you know, the guy who was a criminal. Yeah. So many of the problems of this episode came from, this guy says, I got a recommendation from someone you know and respect. Did he send you a letter? Yes, but it's all the way over there. Do you want me to get it?

That's right. In my screening process, I follow you home. I follow them home from work. I question your motives and I gossip and get unreliable visual testimony from from my neighbors. Excellent and that's going to tell you whether somebody's a Christian or not. That's right. Oh, we need to know. That's right. I also have a fax. Okay good people can fax you. Yes. Perfect. There's also a fellow Rudy the telegrapher was played by a guy named Norm. Facts. Okay, good. People can fax you. Yes. Perfect.

There's also a fella, Rudy the telegrapher was played by a guy named Norman Leavitt who I didn't find much about him except I did like it. In 1966, he was in a movie called Boy, did I get the wrong number? That was George Burns again. And then the only other thing I found there's a fellow in this episode, I don't even remember what he did in the episode. He played a ranch hand, but his real life name was Cactus Mac, and he taught Roy Rogers how to play guitar when Roy Rogers was a teenager.

He was injured during his final appearance on some show called Gunsmoke and required abdominal surgery. And then as he was filming his close-upupupupupupupupupupupupupupup. the close. the close. the close. the close. the close. the close. the close. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He was th. He was th. He was th. He. He. He. He was th. He was. He was. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He was t. He was t. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. And then as he was filming his close-ups for the Ugly American with Marlon Brando, he died of a heart attack while filming his close-ups. Whoa, did something? I'm surprised I didn't use that. Yeah, maybe they did. Well, okay. Yeah.

Well, okay. Yep. You know, another service I provide is I also check all streaming services to see if they've had a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to to to to to to to to, services to see if they've had a true crime docuseries made about them. Oh yes. That's a great idea. I ran one on you guys. I ran a search on you. What came up about it? You have overdue parking tickets.

Oh, court had to be. And mutt, shame on you. You sped in a children's zone, in a school zone. Now in my defense, I was trying to get away from children, not run them down. Oh no, of course, but... In my defense, I probably unscrewed the parking meter and threw it in a dumpster. Before, because you could just... Those are easy enough screw out of the cement.

Are they? Yeah, yeah. Parking meter? I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but occasionally you do get a ticket anyway. So yes. Look for the sign, Stigmata. That's what you got to do.

Okay. We've got 12 minutes to recap this episode. Oh, no. I know, I'm well aware, and I think we've got no problem doing it. Academy Award winner, Helly Berry. One touch without a robot is all in text. Say it. Never let go. We're the world now. Never let go. In theater September 20th. So this episode begins with a bank robbery. We got a bunch of bank robbing the bank in Virginia City.

They blow up a corner of the door that causes the door to fully fall down. It's strange physics. It's real strange. Real strange. But they get away with tons of bags of money. All the money. It's good that the bank conveniently keeps the money in those bags, you know, ready to grab and run with. Yeah, burglary bags. That's why I keep my money. All cash. Yep. All under the bed. Did I say that? At one

two nine eight. Slavenger Lane. Okay, so now the but the bad guys have a convoluted plan. They say all of us is going to go to go to go to go to go to go. to go. the to go. the bad. the bad. to go. the bad. the bad. to go. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the bad. the t. t. t. t. B. t. tod. A. B. A. today. B. A. B. t. t. today. today. B. t. today. t bad guys have a convoluted plan. They say, all of us is gonna go hide out in Box Canyon, except for you, Sam. Sam, Kirby, you're gonna ride to the Ponderosa and hang out there for a few days and find out the lay of the land what people are saying about this bank robbery. And then at some point, they're gonna give up looking for us. And then when you hear that, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, and, the ride out to Box Canyon and tell us it's safe to go and we'll all go. But it requires Sam to go undercover as a ranch hand at the Ponderosa Roach some ranch. Yeah.

That's right. Now, so he rides in there and he rides in there justtime the cart-ripe boys are trying to break a bucking bronco through the use of a special visual effects. Never seen it before on this show. It's real weird. There's like they're in front of a green screen and it's, and they don't, can't think of anything else to say except write them. It was wonderful. Yeah, it was beautiful, right? It was really beautiful. I felt taking taken it back by their skill. Yeah, yep, I did too, but nobody was as

skilled as this stranger Sam Kirby who rides into town, says I can break a bronco for you and he and so he does and it begins a little bit of a perceived rivalry there between little Joe and Sam Kirby because Little Joe got bucked. Who's got the most eye makeup on makeup thake take take take take take take take take take take taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken to taken taken ta to taken to to to to to to to taken it to taken it to taken it taken to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the their their ta.a. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. toe. Joe and Sam Kirby, because Little Joe got bucked. Who's got the most eye makeup on? I think is how it all started. That's right. Well, and Sam says, well, I got a, you know, I used to work for your pal Ed Lamp, and but he says that his letter from recommendation of Ed Lamp is so far away.

I can go get it and show it to you if you want. And go, oh, don't worry. Don't walk all the way over to your saddlebag. And the only characteristic Ed Limp has is he is cranky. Yeah, that's right. Yep. Ed Lamp is cranky. Well, if Ed Lamp wrote a letter, he must be nice. Yep. And that's all the way, my go soft retirement village plan for the formerly incarcerated, where you get to go,

retire and go soft. And you know, and it's very reasonable. It's because it's in our garage. We have bunkin beans, it's $30 a month, and with that we include pickleball, my husband's woodworking shop, real friendship. And- Real friendship? Real friendship.

So how old do you have to be to come over there and live with the sleepers? Well, you have to have retired from criminal activity. Oh, I see. Yeah, paid your debt to society so that you can create a new debt. Oh, absolutely. With the retirement village. Oh, yeah.

I just want to hang out with Dinky Dean and Bunkin' Bunkin' Beans. Well, if I ever end up going to jail, which I don't believe I will. But, uh, all right. If I do and I get out, I'm going straight to Convict Lake. Me too. By myself a home on Convict Lake. Yeah. But all right, so then turns out, this is when the cart rights learn about the bank robbery and man, it's devastating. It's just going to wipe out the whole town. Seems like no farmers is going to get paid for any.

It's just going to be terrible. of the month and here's where little Joe says hey you know coincidentally a stranger wandered into town within hours of that bank being robbed and everybody says oh you're just jealous because he bucked he broke that bronco and you didn't you said a bitch so this is the beginning of the main problem of this episode Joe little Joe is suspicious and everybody thinks he's jealous right one takes him seriously and listens to the emotions behind the words. Exactly. And Joe even catches Sam about to murder his brother Hauss with a gun because his brother haws amazingly stumbled upon the horse tracks of the gang possibly.

But Joe, he questions his own eyes. He's, well, maybe you weren't about to kill my brother. Doesn't make any sense. There is a brief appearance of the Native American person establishing shot wrestling over the jug in the street of Virginia city. That makes an appearance in every episode. There's a Native American man wrestling over a jug of something in the middle. Virginia city.

Usually it begins every episode of Bonnets. It's not good. Well, no, but the the the the the the the the the the the the the the but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but thiia thia thia. thia thia thi. There is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thia thia thia. There is is is is is is thia. There is thia. There is thia. There is thia. There is a thia. There is a thia. There is a thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. There is a thia. There it begins every episode of bananas. This time it appears in the middle. That's not good. Well, no, but now I know what you're thinking, but there's also a Chinese fellow with a basket of laundry crossing the street. It's not good, but it's familiar. Well, and the women are almost always dead or making blueberry pies. Yep, we're running out of time here, but I want to tell you that at some point in this episode in this this episode in this this episode in this this episode in this this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toea.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.ea.ea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. t time here but I want to tell you that at some point in this episode Haas says hot dog but according to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council the term hot dog was not in use until the 1890. Now that you're like a dramaturg. I at this point I am. Wow that's impressive. I'm going deep. I learned that from the Carmel Pinco.

Well, they invite Sam along to a picnic and Joe's in love with Ellie McClure, the daughter of the banker and he... But is he? You don't think so? He didn't see. He just seemed possessive of her, but he seemed to be in a re-vergenized state. Yeah, he was a try, he gave her a kiss. But, you know, he didn't he didn't he didn't he didn't he was clearly he was clearly he was he was he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was possessed. He. He, he was possessed. He. He. He was, he was possessed. He was possessed. He was possessed, he was possess, he was possess, he was, he. He. He was possess. He. He. He was, he was, he was, he was, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. th. He. He. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tried he gave her a kiss but you know was clearly yeah he didn't yeah he was possessive but not he didn't want to seal the deal. Yeah well he almost got himself slapped for that kiss and then she had it tell him I'm not your property right but she's got a nerve saying a thing like that to a man but But Sam Kirby comes along and he also likes Ellie and seems like they're really hitting it off and that's when Joe and Sam come to blows and it's a hell of a barn burder of a fight at the picnic. Yep and everybody now is like oh yeah now you're jealous of Sam

Kirby because of that horse incident and he was pitching woo on your girl. Well, but you know what I'm talking about it. It just complicates problems. Sam rides away. Joe follows him. Joe follows him to the box canyon where the bad guys are. Now, Joe's suspicions are confirmed and Joe is taken prisoner by the bad guys up there in box canyon. And Sam rides back alone because the one piece of information that he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he, he's, he's, he, he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, you. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the up there in Box Canyon and Sam rides back alone because the one piece of information that he's he's able to tell the bad guys his buddies he's able to tell him the army is coming to catch you but he's not able to tell them where they're coming from but he is able to tell them where their point of origination is, but somehow there's some confusion as to which direction and which road they're going to take them. It's crazy.

Maps are hard to understand and you look at the sky and then all of a sudden you fall asleep. Yep, that'll happen. So he has to go back to the Ponderosa, now mysteriously without Joe, who's a prisoner in Box Canyon and find out the one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the the one the one the the the the the the the their their their their their their is their their their. their. their.............................. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. It's. He's. It's. It's. So. So, te. te. So. So, the the the the the the the the the the piece of information, where, which road is the army taken so that the bad guys can go the other road. But when he rides back in, oh, there's a whole business. Basically the cartwrights love Sam Kirby, and they just want to embrace him and bring him a vest. They gave him a vest.

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be the the fourth cartwright brother from your fourth. And he still did do the bank robbery, right? Well that is an unresolved factor of this episode. thrown. He was th still still still still still th that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is th. Well that is th. Well th. Well that is thoooooo th. Well th. Well that is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. I the. I the tria. I tria. tria tria tria tria. tria tria tria. tribea. te. I te. I the. He wasn't there in the beginning? He was! He was a necessary for sure. He was definitely part of the bank robbery. Intentionally, yeah. But because he then later, I suppose, changed his mind about it, he's now. He was a temp worker, like a gig worker. I see.

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But it's a beautiful sentiment to end on. As I tell you sadly we have 390 episode left only of this show. What am I going to do with the time when this is done? I do not know but now we've got a lunch reservation we've got to take care of the lunch rushes beginning here at the Pier 1 Ponderosa Benangia Steakhouse. Come on down. Bye now. All right. I wrote down my food. Yeah. Yeah. Bananas for Bananasas for Banzas brought to you by Andy Daly.

With Maria Bamford and Matt Gorley. Theme song by Matt Gorley with The Journeymen, which in this case are Mark McCondrill, Daniel Michikoff and Wade Ryan. Bananas for Bananza is mixed and edited by Brett Morris and Andy Daly, Matt Gorley, Brett Morris and Little Scott Acker. We'll see you next time. Academy Award winner Helly Berry. One touch without a robot is all in text. Say it. Never let go.

We're the world now. Never let go. Never let go. In theater September 20th.