Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #38: “Denver McKee”

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDaly Dalton, Amy and Mutt are back! This week, they discuss Bonanza season 2 episode 6, “Denver McKee”, in which the exact number of redheads in the Nevada territory is finally revealed and a Cartwright makes plans to get married! Plus, Amy gets specific about the surprising pleasures of Christian polyamory.Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 1/31/2023 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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So do that. Okay, thank you. Enjoy. So consult your TV guide, get your great outdoors inside, takes a ponderosa pride and forever made. Ride. I'm bananas for bananas. All right, I'm going to start it with a... Yeah.

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We're recording this, what's the day's day? It's the very last day of January in 20 ever ever there never going to be another January shit well no maybe next year maybe what I think they'll do a January next year they did announce a January next year I believe so I don't know if you can buy a calendar for 2024 but as soon as you can buy one of them make sure there's a January on there because this is an important month but uh it's two twenty twenty twenty twenty two th two two two two two two two th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th the th th the the th the th th the the the the the th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus th. thus thus thus thus thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. the thus. thus. the is the is thus. thus. the is the is an time we did one of these seems to have been about October of 22. And so it's been a little while, and you're not listening to it until it's March now, because, and you're listening to it in a different place than before, I can't say I understand all of it,

but welcome and thank you, hello. Oh, wait, hello friend, come on in. The gate is open wide. That's what I say it is the at the top. Okay folks, it is bananas for bananas. That's what you're listening to. You've heard already from Mutt Taylor. Hello, mutt. And Amy Sleverson. Hello. That was beautiful. That was like a country song. And I'm gonna take off my cowboy hat just to show you. Show us. And I died by hair red! Look at that, it's gorgeous. But it's bright orange.

I'm tea, it's, it's, I thought it was, it turned bright orange. You're like a genuine Sierra Nevada, gunsling and killer. I, I'm trying to start beauty school, and this is, this is trying to start beauty school and this is this is tangelo or halo clementine cutie and I'm trying to raise the money to send my husband to get an MFA out East. Oh in what? Dance. Oh really? Because I want him to be a gentleman. I see that would probably teach him how, at least teach him posture. That's a part of gentleman, Linus. I want him to have a better future than he has here. Oh, wow. So is it some kind of refined dance school back east? That's right. It's Ristie. Ristie. I've heard of that. Rhode Island, Rhode Island, San Diego. School of design. And they that th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. That th. That th. That th. That would th. That would that would th. That would the. That would thee, th. That would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I theateateatea. I theatea. I theatea. I theateatea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I I've heard of that. Rhode Island, San Diego. School of Design.

And they teach dance at this design school? Well, I just assume they do. It's hard. Well, they teach them how to design dance, if nothing else. Oh, right. Yeah. But I'm a, no, if I can dye anyone's hair, red, or really Mandarin. What happened?

Did you buy a red dye and on your head it became orange? Well, the thing is, is that red is orange. Oh, okay. How do you figure? Well, that's what it is in this episode. Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, yeah, there's a redhead in this episode. And when we see them, it's a freight wig wig, it's a wig, it's a wig, it's a tha, it's a red, it's a red tha, it's a red thick, it's a red thi, it's a red thi, it's a red thi, it's a red thi, it's a red thi, it's a red hi, it's a red thi, it's a red thi, it's a red thi, it's a red thi, it's thi, it's a red thi, it's a red, it's a red, it's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi.a. thi. thi. thi. theea. thi. thi. thi. theea. thi. thi. thi, thi, then when we see them it's kind of... It's a bit of a Ronald McDonald scenario is it? Two redheads in all of the Sierra Nevada. I know

they make it clear there's only two redheads in the whole area. The same color of halo. Yeah and one of them's a barber and I don't forget why he was ruled out. Bright orange hair and then a kind of tawny whiskey mustache, you know. Yeah, he was the villain, the true, well, there's multiple villains in this episode, but he was a real bad guy and he was that kind of villain. You see it all the time in these episodes. He just enjoys being bad. Just likes it a lot. Good times for him. Well, so this is, we are talking about season two, episode six of Bonanza, best television show of all time. This episode is called Denver McKee. He's got everything.

He's got multiple gun fights. It's got a cart ride falling in love and getting engaged. And it has a mysterious reference to Hop Sing or cousin number one. We don't see Hop Singh or cousin number one. he sinn, is is is is is is is is is is is is. We th is. We th is. We th is th is th is th is th. We th. We th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi the thi the thi thoing is a thi. the thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thi. this episode is this episode is this episode. this episode. this episode. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He. He. He. He. He. He's is thi. He's is thi. He's is thi. He's thi. He's thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thii. thiii. thi. thioooooooooooooooooo. He but he is referred to at some point. Is he not Cousin number one? Who's Cousin number? Hop Singh? No, Hopsing is Hopsing. His number one cousin, because you know they date, they number their cousins in China, his

number one cousin is played by James Hong, who, yeah, of course. I believe we'll never see again on this show for strange reasons. Strange reasons, but just showed up in everything everywhere all at once. Is cousin number two ever featured? Cousin number two, we've met him, but I don't remember anything more about him. But cousin number one, it seemed like they were adding them to the permanent cast and replacing the hop sang with cousin number one. Oh, but that didn't take it. Yeah, it didn't take. It didn't take. Representation. Swap one out for the other.

Yeah, yeah, that's how you do it. Well, this episode first aired on October the 15th of 1960. You want to hear some things about what was going on in our country? You know we do. Yeah. I love histrally. Yes, this is going to be very histerly. Hey, man, I'm thrilled and delighted to tell you

that the number one movie in the country was not been her for the first time in a long time. Give us a hint. Well you want a hint of what it was? Yeah. You've never heard of it. Dead heat on a merry-go-round. No. Was it falling over in a heat? No. I'll give you another hint it was over in a heat? Nope. I'll give you another hit. It was based on a play by William Inge. Oh, bus stop? Nope.

Um, dog on a hot tin roof? Nope, cat on a cold tin roof. These are great guesses. I'll give you another clue. I only skimmed the Wikipedia about it, but as far as I can tell it is about someone who brings a Jewish guy to a country club. Caddyshack. No. Which is a Feastwick. These are really good guesses. But it's a movie called The Dark at the Top of the Stairs and it was number one in the country for one week after which Ben Hur came back. No! So next week we will be once again suffering

under the yoke of Ben her. But here's something chilling about this movie The Dark at the Top of the Stairs. Its theme song was written by Percy Faith who you know wrote the theme from a theme from a summer place which we listen to for so long. This one I hope Mark we've got a new sound man Mark I hope it does not play the the theme from the dark dark at the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too too too too too to be. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyoakeaqqaqaqaqaqaqa.oake.oake.oake.oake.oake.oqqa. Ioake. I will will will will Mark, and I hope it does not play the theme from the dark at the top of the stairs under what we're talking about now. He won't do it, I'm sure he won't. But luckily it wasn't a hit. Theem from a Summerplace was, it was the only thing

anybody wanted to hear through all in 1959. That's all they from a summer place. Good Lord. I fall asleep to it. Yeah, it's a real sleeper song. Ben Hur. You could fall asleep to that too. Yeah. Yes. The number one country song was still Alabama by cowboy copas. That's holding tight. I think that's the good stays that way from the entire 1960s. But the number one song in the country is a weird one is called Mr. Custure by Larry Vern. It is a the th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the number the number th. the number th. the number. the number. the number. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the the the the the the theme. the the theme. I. the. the. the. the Larry Verne. It is a novelty march. Uh, Oh, Oh, can you name another novelty march? I'm sure I can. Is that like trap?

Oh, trap music? Maybe it is. I think trap is basically just novelty. If novelty marches, if you've heard a novelty march, you've heard all the trap you need to hear. This song is sung from the perspective of one of to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the you've heard all the trap you need to hear. This song is sung from the perspective of one of Custer's soldiers who doesn't want to fight the Sioux Indians. He says, here's some lyrics, please Mr. Custer, I don't want to go. Listen Mr. Custer, please don't make me go. There's a, I believe this is an offensive term.

I'm going to take my hair, a coward I've been called because I don't want to wind up dead or bald. Well that is that is a clever rhyme. Sure it is. Yeah and if it's true that that's a march then that is in fact a novelty march. Yep. That hasn't any good at all. You don't think so? No, they were wrong. That's one thing we learned throughout history is mistakes are made again and again. What do you mean? What mistake? Well, I mean, some, that that was popular is just, it's just terrible. Oh.

This is not like you, Amy, to be so culturally sensitive. Well, it... I do, I do want want it just say that I am trying to be more awake to what's going on in the world. You mean woke? Well, no, that I pinch myself and I just make sure that I'm not sleeping. I see. Oh, I see. So I'm genuinely conscious. I'm conscious. You just want to be awake. Yeah.

Not all day long, not all 24 hours of the day, but. Well, well, if I can, I drink a bottle of dayquil before I go to bed. Jesus. Oh, my God. You must be exhausted. Well, the thing is I'm not, I tha tha tha tha thi not, I thi not, I thi not, I thi thi thi thi thi thi, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm to to to be thi, I'm to be to be conscious. to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thi. to. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. the thin. the the. the. thea. thi. tooooooooooo. to. to. You must be exhausted. Well the thing is I'm not because I'm on dayquil. Okay, is there, but if you're taking dayquil at night during the daytime is there an extra day quill? You know what I mean? Yeah. Well you're taking day quill and sure you get dizzy for a couple of seconds and I'm sure I do some sleeping with my eyes wide open. But like a horse. I'm like a horse. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm like, th. I'm like, th. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to. I. I to. I. I. I to. I to. I to. I to. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm like. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm the the thi. I'm th. I'm seconds and I'm sure I do some sleeping with my eyes wide open but like a horse. I'm like a horse. But I make sure that you know it is things are done

kindly and well. You must spend a significant portion of the day in a twilight. I'm thinking. I'm in a beautiful twilight. Well, that does sound nice. Where there is peace and justice. Beautiful. Well, Mr. Custer was a follow-up to an equally hilarious hit song by Larry Verne called Mr. Livingstone which is sung from the point of view of Henry Morton Stanley, who famously said Dr. Livingstone, after finding Dr. Livingstone I presume after finding Dr. Livingstone but in the Fane Africa. Now Larry Vern quit show business after three years and

spent the rest of his life building sets in Hollywood but he was always able to say man I had two number one hits Mr. Livingstone and Mr. Custer. He never did a third like historical reference of some kind. He had a lot of songs that was trying to capitalize on the success of those other two. I see. I he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He. He was. He was never never never never never never never never never never never never th. He was never never never. He was. He was. He was. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He t. He t. He t. He t. He t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. He t. of those other two. I see. He was at it for a while. All right. But that was it. People said nope, we'll take two. And get lost. On this day, all in history, Felix Roland Mumier, the leader of the fight for the independence of the French Spion, thozen by a French spy on October the 15th. And, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the French Cameroon was poisoned by a French spy on October the 15th. And it's a funny story because the French spy took him out to dinner and he put some thalium in his a pair of teeth, but then Felix Rolong wouldn't drink his appareteeth. But then Felix Rolone wouldn't drink his appareteeth.

So that he had to sneak some into his wine and histhen Felix Rollon drank his wine and his apparent teeth. Oh boy, got a double dose. He sure did. That's funny story. That's crazy. Did you know the French was killing people to hang on to their colonies in the 60s? I didn't know that. That sounds about right. Oh no. I have a new thing that I'm pitching to the World Health Organization to bring back kissing on the mouth greetings. It's the only way to know if you're a true Christian and I kiss my dad on the mouth. He's a Christian. How do you find out? How is that a way to find out if somebody's a Christian?

Well, I'm not vaccinated. And so if you die, then I know that, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you, you, you, you, you, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have,. And so if, if you die, then I know that, you know, you haven't given yourself to Jesus Christ, which, so if you, if you let me give you the kiss and death on your mouth, you, you just know, we just weed out the holy. This is a vaccination test. It's a vaccine to see if you've been vaxed. just no, we just weed out the holy. This is a vaccination test. It's a vaccine to see if you've been vaxed, but I have not been vaxed. And then also we see if you,

if you're going to heaven. Oh, so okay, if you're gonna kiss somebody on the mouth when you meet them. That's right. And then do they become sick with a disease, aka COVID-19 diseases? That's right. There's several of them now. And if they is, then they is a Christian. Yes.

And they's going to heaven. Okay, well that'll work. I definitely run it by the WHO. That's right. say no, right? It's so much easier than all those testing facilities. Yeah, yeah. Kiss on the mouth. I'd rather get a kiss on the mouth than a swab up my nose. That's, well I got that idea from Little Joe because he did the case. He just kisses everybody on the mouth what I was asking. The worst day kissing is better than the best day swabbing. Here, here. Yeah, that's true. there. That's there. Yeah, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th, yeah. Yeah, th, yeah. Yeah, th, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, yeah, yeah, th. Kiss, thi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kissed. Kissed. Kissed. Kissed. Kissed. Kiss the kiss, the kiss, the kiss, he's kiss, he's kiss, he's kiss, he's kiss, he's the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's thi, thi, thi, thi, kiss, kiss the the kiss the kiss the kiss the kiss the kiss the kiss the kiss the kiss the kiss thi kiss kiss kiss thi kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss the kiss the mouth what I was asking. The worst day kissing's better than the best day swabbing. Here, here.

Yeah, that's true. There's a woman. Little Joe hadn't seen in four years, she gets right off of her wagon, and he goes right up to her and plants one right on her lips. Yes, whether she likes it or not. And then she does slap him. Yeah. She does. She wants to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. too, too, too, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. th. th. too. too. toda. toda. toda. today. today.. today.. th. th. th....., she, yes, something happened to her. I believe she may have been hypnotized

between the first time we say her in the second time. Something happened drastic to her mind. Well, as far as celebrity birthdays, the best one I could find was a fellow by the name of Pepe Cervillo, whose Wikipedia page was not in the language of English, but from what I could glean, he may be th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tht, tht, tht, tht, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thu, the, the, tho, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the first, the first, the first, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi he may be an Italian musician. So, uh... Happy birthday. Happy birthday on October 15th to Pepe Cervillo. All right, here comes some fun facts about people that was involved in the making of this episode.

You ready? Yes. These facts are fun. Okay. This episode was directed by a French person by the name of Jacques Turnior. Oh, that sounds French. It sure does tha th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. too. too. th. too. too. too. too. to. to. too. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the of Jacques Turnior. Oh, that sounds French. It sure does. Now, people called him Jack Turner in America, but he was in France for a long time.

I'm sure he had a ridiculous accent. He directed the movie called Cat People. That's a famous horror. Oh, sure. Sure. That's what I am. Are you're a cat person? Yes.

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the Bible. I got in halfway and I thought this is good and then I read all the way to the bottom and then I started at the beginning I said, oh that's how we'll got we go we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got the.. the. the. I got. I got. I was how we got. I got. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I read all the way to the bottom, and then I started at the beginning, I said, oh, that's how we got here. It changes everything, doesn't it? It really does. It's like the Bible is the movie Memento. Yeah. Is that how the Memento goes? Kind of goes in reverse, yeah.

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It's one thing I know that happens. This episode was written by Fred Fryberger. Now Fred Frye, right, as I say that word, people who really love the show, Star Trek is They hate Fred Freiburg. Why is this? Well, he has a dubious reputation. I'm going to read right, I think this is from Whippicedia. He is a dubious reputation. Wippicedia. It's not as good as Wikipedia, but it's got some things right. He has a dubious reputation in science fiction fandom due to his involvement

in the final seasons of Star Trek, Space 1999 and the $6 million man all canceled on his watch. Was he running things or was he? Yeah, he was. Wow, he's a closed down guy. Exactly. Evidently, Gene Roddenberry said, for some reason he had a beef with NBC, he says, I'm not running the show in season three, I think because they wanted to cut the budget or something. Fred Fryberger.

Yeah. That's what it said out of the headline of Variety. Fryberger flop fails with flops. Forever. I mean, six million dollar man, how do you screw that up? Yeah. What do you do, take away one of his millions? He said, guys, he's got to be five million dollar man we can't afford this. When they made the six million dollar woman they had to allocate some of the money just like they gave Adam's rib to

that lady. Oh sure. Yeah. Yeah. He also produced the cartoon series Josie and the Pussycats in outer space and that is sometimes used as a mark against him not because it existed at all but because it only ran one season. Wow why is he all got to be space? Well no six million dollar man it is technically space because he was an astronaut. Oh there you go yeah that's right. That's right. Now he does get the credit for the first interracial kiss on television which happened in the third season of Star Trek. Lots of people like to say Gene Roddenberry was so brave for doing that but he was probably kicking up his heels in Palm Springs when that was going on. And that was a Hurro and Kirk? Yeah. Uh huh. Oh Hurrah. Oh Hurr. Oh Hurr. You. Nechel Nichols. William Shatner. Yeah.

Yep. They didn't kiss one another's and it was Fred Fryberger who said I want to watch. It's just it's so sexy. Super sexy. Sexy space. Yeah. Yep. I like that Josie and Pussycats in outer space. They was always getting up to something. Yeah. With Gleep, Gleap. He was a cookie guy. Oh yes right. Well okay now you got the lead. Is it responsible for when Jason Voorhees went to space or Lepricon went to space? I think any time somebody improbably goes into space, Fred Fryberger's got his hands in it? Moonraker when James Bond went to space? Yep. Fast and Furious Nine.

That's right, it's coming up. They're going to space. No, they are in space. That's right and Mission Impossible's going to space. Good heavens. Yeah yeah they at one point I believe one of the guys asked the other guy hey we shouldn't be in space right because we're in a taped up Mustang and the guy said well you got to have faith because that's what Fast and Firs is all about. Faith is yes is belief. How did they get up there in that's what FASTA FERS is all about. Faith? Yes, it's belief. Yeah. How did they get up there in that Mustang?

I ain't nere seen. Don't even think about it. Okay. Did they all die? No, they all live. Everyone lives and wears a big cross on their chest. Really good for them. Yes.

It's a confusing fundamentalist series films. Well, you seen all of them? I've seen almost, I saw eight of the nine. Which one ain't you seen? I think I haven't seen seven? Holding out for some reason? It just hasn't, you know, the urge hasn't hit me to see it. They're all unrelated to each other.

Oh, really? Nothing matches. Oh. So you can watch, you know, the first one and that was a good one, and then the second one's, What's going on? A whole new cast of characters and nothing related to anything and the main focus is some ice cappuccinos and the third scene. Really? Yes, it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's thiiii. their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiolioli. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, the the the thi. Oh, the the thi. Oh, the thi. Oh, the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that that. Ohthe third scene. Really? Yes it's a very

strange. So if I was to watch them from Fast and Furious 5 through 9 and then go watch 1 through 4 like people were doing with the comedy of Terrorists I wouldn't miss anything I wouldn't be confused at all. No they are into they're like individual meals. Wow Amy I'm sensing you you could have another podcast. It's a Fast and Furious podcast. People would love it. Yeah, cast and curious. Well yeah the cast that is something to be curious about. Someone was died on behalf of the show. Oh yeah, oh right. Paul Walker. In a car wreck of all things. Driving real

real fast and it didn't slow that franchise down a bit. He certainly did it. Only sped it up. He died in a car wreck and that'd be a little bit like uh, hold on, this is gonna be worth it. All right, I'm ready. I'm trying to think of, is there a movie about libraries or something? Or books? or let's say some real ghost busters takes place in the library a little bit I need something how about all the president's men you need yeah yeah there there were it's like Robert Redford died from a typewriter accident so wasn't this worth it to come along here yeah yeah if Robert if they made nine all the

president's men and around about the sixth or seventh one Robert Robert Redford died in a typewriter accident I think th- th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes took thii. took to to to takes to to takes to takes to to to takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes t all the president's men. And around about the sixth or seventh one, Robert Redford died in a typewriter accident. I think they wouldn't go through with the rest of them, don't you think? You'd think? No, well, the thing is Paul Walker, he is in all the movies after he dies. He is CGIed with his brother's body and then his face on top. And then they always include the the the the the the the the the the movie the movie the movie they. they. the the the the the the the, the, the, thoes the, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, the, the, theateateate, thoes, thoes, the, the, the, the, the, the, thoe, thoe, the, the, the, the, the, th. I. I, th. I. I, the, th. I the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the.. the. the. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, the. I's, the. I's on top. And then they always include him in the scene as like, oh, he just went out to get barbecue. They're not even acknowledging he's dead. No, no, he's a stick.

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Remember when they replaced a Crispin Glovertwo, they put makeup on that fella to look like Crispin Glover, but they made him seem like he was doing one of them stretching exercises on a hover thing and he just floated around upside down so he couldn't recognize it wasn't Crispin Glover. I wish I could build a time machine and tell Crispin Glover, just do the movie. It'd be fine. You'd have a good time. Get paid a lot of money. Yeah. Well, Denver McKee in this episode was played by Francho Tone. Francho. His name is Francho Tone, this actor.

This poor fellow was married to Joan Crawford for four years. Whoa. No. He's she. He had his share of hangars. I mean. Well, he's the one I understand who brought all them wire hangers into the house in the first place. Now I remember when I watched mommy

dearest that the husband was for sort of sympathetic was that him? No, he was married to her in 1935 to 1939. They didn't have no kids or adopt no Christina. No Christina. No Christina there at that too. Okay. So it was probably wonderful. They probably just now had great times together. Yeah, she was probably great to him and vice versa, I am sure. Yeah, well he made a joke later he said, first prize, four years with Joan Crawford. Second prize, eight years with Joan Crawford. That was his funny joke.

But later, when he-I'm not sure I understand that. Meaning like, uh, it's great, I don't know. Meaning, meaning that, it's a... You're better off having four days. Yeah, if you're lucky, you're with her for four years. If you're less lucky, you get more years with her. Oh, I see. Great wit of our time. Did Francho marry and meet the love of his life after that? Well, good question. He married again and divorced,

and then he got romantically involved with the lady by the name of Peyton, Barbara Payton, I think, who was two-timing them with a actor by the name of Don Neal, who was also a professional boxer. And it turns out that there was a fist fight on Barbara Payton's front lawn between drunk, both of them drunk, Franchotone and Don Neal, and Franchotone ended up unconscious for 18 hours, and he had to have his cheek and his nose facially reconstructed in 1950s plastic surgery.

Oh dear. Yeah. Oh, did he end up looking like one of them Twilight's own people with the pug noses? Well, you see him in this episode? He looks okay. This is post-beaten. That's funny. I did look at him and notice something especially like his upper lip has a kind of inset Caesar Rerro mustache, even though he ain't got a mustache. Yep, exactly.

But it was true love. It was true love. He split up with her later because I guess even after the beaten he found photographic evidence that she was still seeing him. Found it, huh? Found it? Well, paid for it. They really need it, you know what they need to learn about, which is Christian polyamery. Oh yeah, you've been, are you still practicing that?

Well, we're still finding someone for our threat ball. My husband, you know, we can't make a decision together on the same person. Oh! So, which is that's a crazy part, is you both go, oh, well, I like this one, and then he says, I like this one, and then we just end up going home and eating a pizza. Now, would you do it with one that he likes, but you don't, and then one that you like, but he doesn't? Or do you feel like you're not gonna do it

until you both like those. Well, and the main activity we wanna do with our threat ball is kind of, you know, do some personal finance planning as a group, you know, because that, God, that kind of intimacy, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, to, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, thi, thi, to, thi, to, to, to, to, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th........................ And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, thi because that, God, that kind of intimacy, it's just so exciting to share that with a third person to tell them all your, you know, all your numbers and your 401k. Now, are you bringing someone in that's got less money than you that will stand to benefit from this or vice versa? Well, it doesn't so much matter it's just that chemistry

I think you find it will matter. I'm just worried about you Amy is all I'm saying. I definitely had a different idea of what polyamory was but you don't have any sex. It's mostly fiduciary. Oh my god. You just show each other your documents. Nothing wet or naked or... well you can you can put things in the tub if you want. but well th you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi think. think. think. think. thi think. thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I Well, you can put things in the tub if you want. But, well, I mean, my husband and I certainly, we do have a private physical relations. Certainly, sure. With a lot of kissing on the mouth.

And because I know he's a Christian, but polyam Amory, the real benefit to me for our as I concern is to get more people involved with your household costs, expenses and income. Yeah. Okay, yeah, it's a bit of a commune system you got going here. It makes a lot of sense to me. Sure, I just, you know, I mean, I'd just like to get inside someone's, someone's savings and see what kind of interest rate they're getting and they could see mine as well. I think that is more intimate than sex. I'll tell you what, no kidding around.

Well, Frencho, let me tell you more about, the French and the French and the French and the group theater. You ever heard of that? Oh, yeah, Lee Strasper? Yep. Clifford Odets once said, the two most talented young actors in my time have been Francho and Marlon Brando and I think Francho was the more talent. Wow. That's a big deal. Oh, wow. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's a big. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. Oh. That's. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's. Oh. That's. Oh. That's. Oh. That's. Oh. That's. That's a big. Oh. That's a big. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is another person besides Jesus. Hey, speaking of Fast and Furious, I understand Sidney Lumet once told Vend Diesel he was his generation's Marlon Brando. I believe that's why he cast him in his last film? Uh-huh? The courtroom drama. So people throw that comparison around a lot. Let's just take that with a grain of salt, Francho. Also, Marlon Brando in that era, ain't really ain't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thain, thianne's that era ain't really anything to hold yourself up to. So I want to show you this.

Francho Ton was a guest star on a show called the Arthur Murray party. Arthur Murray. Oh, that's my husband's going to learn to dance. So I never heard of this before, so I decided to try and watch an episode. This ain't Francho's episode, but it's a good one. And I'm just going to play at the very beginning. You might recognize the voice of this announcer, perhaps. Here we go. Do you know who that is? The awful mary party.

Brought to you by five-day deodorant pads. You know who that is? That sounds awful familiar. Sure does. Hold on. Yeah. You want a second? Yeah. Is it God?

It, I'll give you a hint. Yeah. Uh, five day deodorant pads. Sounds like a joke product that you might find in a commercial parody and this fellow has some facility with that genre. Is it Don Pardo? Oh my God. Who was a, you know, Denitra Vance.

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That's what he does at the end of a sentence. Oh, wow. That is low. Lord, are you possessed again? The timber changes in the end of the... Oh my God, are you okay? I'm worried. Her eyes went all black.

I can do anything with my voice because I'm a professional and you can take my two-month workshop. It's out of my basement. And I teach you how to lower your voice at the end of a... Well, that's beautiful. I'm gonna give it a try. Not me, I'm not gonna give it a try. Oh, Lord. Oh, no.

Oh, got it. I was just gonna say, I'll get you next time, Gidgid. That's what you made me think of. Oh, my goodness. Let's talk about five-day deodorant pads. I think we should five-day deodorant pads. No human starts to stink until the six-day. Change them at the six-day. And on the six-day God said, let there be stank. I watched the commercial of midway

through this episode of the Dartham Dance Party. There's a full-length commercial for the five-day deodorant pad and at no time do they say that it's meant to deodorize you for five days. They don't say that. They're they're harping on how clear and clean it is but the name is the five-day deodorant. Maybe they meet it like seventh-day Adventist. It's just just a a the brand-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ininin. the the the the the five-day dealer. Maybe they meet it like seventh-day Adventist. It's just a brand name. It doesn't, doesn't, it doesn't promise any. I suppose. Well, it means you got to be vegetarian Monday through Sunday. Because you don't want to get the meat sweats. Well, no, that's the whole thing with the seventh day andarians for every single day of the week? Oh, every day. Don't go to that hospital and Glendale.

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But they said, they said, it was, there is no coffee. You had to have a friend bring in a 20 ounce plastic bottle of Diet Coke where everybody knows is not as good as what's in the can. Oh, for sure. That's true. Yeah, duckbee was born there and we had to send out for Starbucks and because, you know, there's a certain time during the day after a baby's born, where you got to do, but you are nothing but exhausted.

Yeah, and the baby started on coffee right away. Absolutely! That's what they'll tell you. Yeah, we had an IV of pure Starbrook's French roast going into Kaz's breast just to just a nipple feed back to the breast. Yeah, boy. Yeah, I can't get it there. Oh, that's a good idea. Now that being said, otherwise wonderful hospital. I will say that for... They they they they they they they they they called they called they called they called they called they called they have the baby. They have the baby. They have the baby. They'll have they have they have they have they have they'll have they'll have they'll have they'll have the baby. I have they'll have the baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have that. I that. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'll. I. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. th. I'll. th. th. I'll. they. they. I'll. they. they. a good idea. Now that being said, otherwise, wonderful hospital. I will say that for, they call him the Glendale Adventist. And then they have a very spooky bell that goes off once every 12 hours and says a biblical quote. I did not hear that.

But they didn't say, did you want to have a preacher come in and give your baby like first rights or whatever it is. A preview. This, well, near enemy who was in the hospital, I knew. They had a priest come just because they didn't have anyone to talk to. They said, come on in! Oh yeah? No one else is visiting me in here. How long was your friend in there for?

Oh, I want to say 17 days. That seems specific. Hmm. You know that well that well well well well well well well well well well well well well that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thueue. th. that thoomui in there for? Oh I want to say 17 days. That seems specific. Hmm, you know that well. Well I think that's how the priest get a lot of people because they come by the hospital and you're sick or your dad or you're in and they just go well day who else is gonna to talk to you right now? Yeah I brought a sandwich. They also did thooo to us. they the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the or not, and that baby dressed Duckby up in multiple outfits. What? And we were exhausted. Oh my, didn't know how to say no.

That's like when you show up at the zoo and they'd take your picture and they say, you could pick it up later. Yeah, you know? But then they came by later. that I mean what if you had a stillborn and there weren't any pictures that's true you know yeah that'd be terrible my friend had and this is not this is another friend who who is closer okay anyways she had a stillborn and they put her in an outfit and they took pictures they did for real want pictures no they didn't because you sometimes you have you've already started the scrapbook oh did this took pictures. They did. For real? They do want pictures. No they didn't. Because you, sometimes

you have, you've already started the scrapbook. Oh did this happen in 1870? No, last year? Victorian thing? Last, well, I wish it had been in black and white. Because the, in color, you kind of see that the baby is gone. Yep. That is dark. That is very, very strange. Makes me want to talk like this for me to. Wouldn't you like a picture of his still born? Oh my God. I mean, I don't know, there's no answer to that question.

No. You know what I mean? I think there is. Well, yeah, you could say no thanks. Yeah, I guess so. And have a selfish stick, or we put you in this. Do they charge you for that picture? Of course they do that. My God. It's such a, I'm saying it's such a strange question.

I wouldn't know how to begin to puzzle it through. Oh, but I guess you're right. just oh strange time. Would you ever look at that picture? Right. No. It'd be too hard. I think so. My God. Should we, I don't know how we got on this, but I blame Francho. It was Francho's fault. Hey, let me tell you about Natalie Trundee. She played Connie McKee in this episode. She did a whole bunch of acting, acting until she got in a car accident in 1963 to put her in a back brace and derailed her acting career for a little while. But then she married the fellow who had just produced Planet of the Apes. And he says, I'm going to put you in all the sequels.

And so he was very kind. He said, my darling, I know you spent some time away from acting, how would you like the role of a cave-dwelling mutant? See it is how your back makes you look like a question mark from this side. And beneath the planet of the ape, so that was very romantic, very sweet. She also, in two of the movies, she played a chimpanzee named Lisa. Did he after a reminder that the, uh, the red vines were for principal talent only? The red vines, they're for principal talent only. Sweetheart, you have a different craft services table.

But we will put you in a red orangutan costume. Oh my. I'll visit you. Here's a rice cake. She had to get a van from where the extras are being held in a pit. We send her rope down at lunch hands. We're not monsters. Well, oh golly. She was, the chimpanzee Lisa was married to Ronnie McDowell and that right there is humiliating for a woman. Yeah, no kidding. Wow, man. Well, man. Well, man. Well, that. Well, the. the too the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra the the the the extra extra extra extra extra extra the the the the, the chimpanzee Lisa was married to Ronnie McDowell and that right there is humiliating for a woman. Yeah, no kidding.

Wow, man. With Ken Meyer played Miles in this episode. This is his second of 12 Bonanzas. We saw him in the last trophy last time. He was in the movie. Well he's in two movies. They don't seem related. One is called Never Steal Anything Small and the other is called You Have to Run Fast. But you

could put them together. Those are really just fortune cookies. Yeah, Never steal anything small. That is, I mean that's good advice. What about a diamond? Well, get the biggest one you can. I give it. Oh, I was thinking about it the wrong way that small is big. Oh, but big is, they're seeing small as small. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm not sure.

I understand. Well, I forgot to mention some of French O'Tone's Wonderful M. wonderful movies. He was in a movie called his Butler's sister. Another one called They Gave Him a Gun. Another one called The Gorgeous Hussie. And then one called manproof. Man what happened to naming movies they have dropped the ball. I'm telling you. His butler's sister like I have to draw a map to understand who we're talking about. His Butler sister. We got a man who has a butler who has a sister. What could, yeah, with, because now names are just one word of movies usually, you know, or Fast and Furious that suggests

two adverbs together or adjectives together, so you have what the Fast and Furious would be called, the guys, guy drives people, people crash. They drove fast. They drove fast. Yeah. One dies, others live. His friends, racer. His butler gave him a car. The franchise reaches for more.

Beneath the Fast and the Furious. Oh yeah. Ken Mayer was also in the movie Little Big Man. If anybody ever tries to tell you Dustin Hoffman is a great actor, just watch the first 15 minutes a little big one. Why is that? Well, it starts with him as an old man recalling his younger years. And he at the time was, I believe in his early 30s or late.. He, the the the the the the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, th, th, their, th, th, th, their, their, th, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, th, starts with him as an old man, recalling his younger years. And he at the time was, I believe in his early 30s or late 20s, and he's in the worst prosthetic makeups you've ever seen in your life, trying to behave like an old man, and it ain't working. And if anybody ever tries to tell you Emilio Este the same thing but well done. I don't doubt I haven't seen this in 30 years so don't quote me on that. Mighty ducks too. Hey but

the weirdest guest star in this episode of Bonanza is none other than Price's Right host Bob Barker who pops up in this episode as a liturous rival to Little Joe for the hand of Connie McKee. I am continually, continually surprised every time someone tells me he's still alive. No, I think he just died. No, what? See now it's that thing where you always remember the opposite, you know? Did he die? Bob Barker? I'll look it up. I thought he'd just died. Now this will be some if he isn't dead, because that proves my theory. Most people think Bob Barker's dead. It's the man dollar effect. I was just wondering if he's been speeded and neutered. That was the main message he told all of us.

God damn it's still alive. It is the man. It's the bid $1 effect. That's not fair. Are you still alive? How old is he? Well, he's born in 1923. So he's 100 years old if I- He's going to turn 100 this December. Jesus Christ. Now, that's poetic because he's the poetic,

because he's spending the wheel only goes to 100 pennies. And then he's got to go. And the the wheel, the the wheel, the the wheel, the wheel, the wheel, the wheel, the the wheel, the wheel, the wheel, the the wheel, the wheel, the wheel, the wheel, the wheel, the wheel, the the th is thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. So. So. So. So. So. So. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's is is. He's is. He's is. He's is. He's is. He's is. He's is. He's. He's is. He's. He's thi. He's thi. He's thin. He's thin, is thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He so he's allowed to live to 102. Okay, because the green spaces. He's gotta go. Gotta go, friend, the wheel won't accommodate it. Well okay, Bob Barker's still alive, so that means we could still interview him about his experiences on Bonanza. I'm sure he had many recollections. So that's real weird.

So that's real weird. of truth or consequences at that time. Really? Yeah, he took a break from the game show to go be in an episode of Bonanza. I didn't know about that. Weird. Just have a non-speaking part in Bonanza. Now, we also have to play before we get to the recap, which is already late, we got to play a game of guess the ages of the guest actors. I love. Okay. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm to get. I'm. I'm to get. I'm. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to get. I'm going. I'm going to get. I'm. to get. I'm going. to get. to get. to have. to have. to have to have to have to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to refresh your memory. And I'm also going to remind you that in this episode we are told that Franchotone's character, Denver McGee, McKee, is two years older, no two years younger than his ranch hand miles. I don't know why they tell us that. I'm gonna play it across the board 45. Okay, wow. That's your guess. So you're just putting like your money like you'd put it on black or even.

Yes. Here's two pictures of Francho tone. 45. You say 45. That's not dyed gray hair and those are white eyebrows which tells me, I'm gonna say 50. But he's been in three alcoholic marriage. That's true. Good point. And he also got his face smashed in by Daniel Dealer Neeler.

I'm gonna go 51. Wow, okay. Now I looked at this guy and I said if you told me he was 85 I'd believe it. Yeah, I mean he's an old man but that's very good. He's 55 years old. Oh, that's the face of a 55 year old man. All right good good for you. Now, Miles, his ranch hand who is, they tell us is two years older than him. Oh, sure. How old is that man? Well, I'm gonna say. Again, depending on whether he was in the opium trade at that time, I would, you know, or what kind of lifestyle he was living. I think 45 still sticks. Okay. Okay, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, th, that's that, that, they's they's they's, they's, they's, they's, they's is, tho, tho, tho, tho, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thate thate of lifestyle he was living I think 45 still sticks okay because that's I believe false gray hair in the hair in

the eyebrows yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna go 44 oh very good he's 42 yeah you guys you're better than I thought you'd be well we've had enough practice I guess you have I love this game you got Frenchotone 55 miles 42 they found they found the oldest tho? the oldest thirty to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the their thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi tho thi thi thi thi th thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi ty tou ty tou ty ty tou ty tou ty ty. ty ty tou ty ty ty. thi thi thi thi had enough practice. I guess you have. I love this game. You got Franchotone 55 miles 42. They found the oldest looking 55-year-old they could. And then for no reason, they told us that a 42-year-old man was two years older than him. Why, that piece of information't there or another person is there. Right.

And it's just sort of, I mean I think that's the beautiful mystery of Bonanza. Yes, and it helps in this episode because you never know who's going to be someplace. And then there's a whole scene, and then it matters that, hey, he wasn't there. He must have been pulling that robbery at the silver the silver the silver the silver the silver the silver the silver the silver the silver the silver the the the their their their hey he wasn't there he must have been pulling that robbery at the Silverado Ridge but you never would have got a head of it because sometimes an actor just wasn't available for that scene and they didn't put them in it. How old was Connie? She's 18 in the in the story but how old is the 8? Oh oh she was younger than 18? No she must have been. I'm a look. I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th I think. She was younger than 18? No, probably not. She must have been. I'm gonna look. I put her at, I'd guess, 26.

You say Natalie Trundi was 26 when she made, what you call it, this episode. Well, she was born in 1940, so she was 20. Oh, okay. Oh, thinn't. He's only 20 years old. Yep. Okay. So now we get to the recap, we moved quickly through it. We got, we start off with Adam and Hauss and it seems that they have cock-blocked Little Joe

and Virginia City, but only to save his life because there was, he goes, he was talking to the only pretty girl in town who wasn't wearing some man's brand. What he says? Yeah. That's right. And then turns out she was. She was wearing some man's brand. I branded myself for my husband for Valentine's Day. Yes!

I put his name on my, it's on my left flank like a horse. And I did it with a little curling iron. And it's a surprise. So it's not even a symbol or anything. It she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she. She. She. She. She. She was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the only th. And she was th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was she was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. And she was a th. And she was a th. And she was a th. And she was a th. And she was a th. And th. It was a th. It was a th. It was a th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It was a th. It was a th. It was a little curling iron and it's a surprise. Wait so it's not even a symbol or anything it's just a curling iron burn? Oh it's a curling iron burn. Because he likes my hair curly. I'm telling you I watched that nexium cult but I think that guy could have done that for a hundred years if not for the Brandon. That was the part that undid him. He shouldn't, he had a good thing going, he went too far. Now I'm worried about your husband going to end up in jail.

Well, no, no, no, this was totally, I, I, it's a part of my traditions. I'm developing my own traditions. Because as a kid, you know, we grew up in church and there wasn't really a, I mean, you had, you had, you, you, you, you, you, you, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were baptized, you were baptized, you were baptized, you were kid, you know, we grew up in church and there wasn't really a, I mean you had, you know, you were baptized and confirmation and stuff like that, but there wasn't something where you were sent out in the woods with a knife and then you had to offend for yourself. Something that really changes you. I see. A trial by fire type of scenario. Yeah, so I'm branding myself. Okay. You're coming through the pain to get to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a the to a the the the the the the the thea. tape. the the the tape. tape. tapy. tapy. tapy. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. I.a. I. I.a.a. I..a. Okay. You're coming through the pain to get to a different place. And it's an inch and a half curl. Ooh, that's a heavy diameter. Right on your flank.

Well, then we get, we're at the, oh wait, no, they hear some gunshots do our three brothers, and they go see a old man named Pete who's just about to die. He had been shot and robbed it, but before he dies he says it was a big redhead who did it and other people too and then he dies. So now we know there's a big redhead. But this is the third robbery in a month or something like that, but the first time they ever shot anybody. And so our cartwrites, they're real detectives in this episode. One thing they say they say they say they say they say they say they say they say they say they say they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're real they're they're they're they're they're they're they're real. their they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, their. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their. their. they're they're their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. the. the. the. theat. their their theat. theat. theat. the. theat. theat. the. the. the. the. the. th episode. One thing they say is well they shot them because he got a look at them. And we were able to find out about this red head. You can't trust a red head.

It's now that I want to announce the start of my, it's a new school, it's a joyless violence school of self-defense. Oh yeah. That with violence, there is no pleasure. Oh, yes. There is no pleasure. Even when it seems like you've got a smile on your face, this is, we will stab you in the eye with a bread knife, but I will not, I will be grim about it. That is very important.

I will stuff my thumb up your butt with a sigh. Is that a self-defense? I will sit on your head until you say you you, I you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to say you to say you to say you to say you to say you to say you to say you to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to to say, even to say, even to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I will stuff my thumb up your butt with a sigh. Is that a self-defense? I will sit on your head until you say you love me, but I will not have a spring in my step. Oh my God. That is an important thing in this episode. O Connie, who's been out east for four years, getting to education, comes home and she says, oh, the violence of the frontiers. I don't like it and they, and the, and, and, but, but, but, but, but, but, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, the, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.a, th.a, to.a, to. to. to. to. th. to. th. ththe frontiers I don't like it and they and the but the men make clear to you hey we don't like this violence here we do take no joy in killing people you down and shoot you in the chest I mean with any sense of joy of evil it's something it must be done every single week shooting somebody down and killing them but when there's no joy in it no that that's that's th th th th th th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th that's that's th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that's thi thi that's that's thi thi thi tho tho tho thi thi thi thi the thi the thi the single week, shooting somebody down and killing them,

but when there's no joy in it. That's beautiful. And I think she learned her listen. But okay, now we find, they go to the McKee Ranch. There's a real long scene, there's a long discussion about how Denver McKee's boots are fitting them. Yeah, uh-huh. A real long one, and it's so much so you they they they something up. But they're not. They're not. No. It's just a

costume issue. And then it, uh, yeah, it really was a clock eater. They sure wouldn't. They wouldn't listen to him on set when he said the boots didn't fit, so he decided to get it into the script. Is there some sort of, and just do they have the to have to have to have to have to have to have to make to make to make to make the the the to make the the their their to make their their their to make their to make their to to to to their to to their their their their their their their not their not their not their not their not their not their not their not their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi. thooooooooooo. to to too. too. to. to. th. to. their their their their their there some sort of, and just do they have to make the episodes a certain length of time? Yeah, I think so. That's what's expected of them for their every time. 49 to 50 minutes, I think is what it is. So that was, oh, sometimes they've got about 15 minutes of story. And then, uh, what are we got here? their. about 15 minutes of story. And then you know, that's right. The rest is boots.

So then what do we got here? They're, all right, well now you've got Ben and the boys trying to track down these robbers who's been robbing around the area. Now they've gotten to killing people. We also understand the Denver McKee, he was a sheriff and a Indian tracker. And he's he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, the the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, thi, the, they, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, too, too, tooo, tooooooooooooooooooooooooo, too, thi, thi, to the east to get a nice education because he wanted better things for her. He made her lace curtains. He made her lace

curtains? Yes and he's frightened of her. He's so nervous and scared to meet her because she's a manipulator. She's educated. Well I believe at some point little Joe says something about her being mercenary and she says she says all girls her being mercenary and she says all girls are born mercenary. Yeah, that's beautiful. But we are unarmed. Right.

And we don't like violence. Well so now there's a big party to welcome Connie home. And this is when Joe, Joe's getting all prettied up for it and he's, he sits one eye on Connie come back from East and he is just smitten. He doesn't even think about the cake. No, he doesn't care about the cake. That's all Hoss cares about it.

I, well, Hos goes, we got a surprise for you. He runs off and rings back a sheet cake. I thought, I thought, I was thinking to be something different. But for Haas, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's as, that's a big deal. Poor Adam doesn't love anything. No, you're right. But man, Joe plans a kiss right on Connie's mouth. She slaps him. She says, that's not the way we do things back east. And she doesn't, she's just... But neither of them dies. They're Christians. Oh, right. No disease. And little Joe doesn't get anywhere with Connie at this party. Man, she doesn't tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi's thi's thi's that's that's that's that's that's to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the their their their their their their their tho. their their their thoo. their too. too. their to their man, she doesn't want anything to do with him at all. Okay, but then, let's see, there's more chasing down killers. Denver is, uh, Denver, McKee has been roped into the posse to try to find these killers and he's going to try and

lead the gang to the killers. Uh, and Denver, well, Denver, as he's taken off to go hunting these killers, Denver says to Connie, hey, why don't you go see Joe? Which is very comical, considering the last scene they just had, where he walked up and put one on her lips. But, and she goes, no way, I have no interest in that. Cut to, her riding up to Joe on the Ponderosa. What happened? Happen there must have been a deleted scene in there where she just was hypnotized I think there were but once they saw how great that shoe talking scene was they had to cut something else out Must have been yeah because she shows up in a completely different personality you'd have to say now she's just

flirting and flirting and she is just putting Joe through the paces above you know teasing them and flirting with them and she just likes them a whole lot now. Yeah, they? Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th they's they's they's they's they th they they they they they th like, the the the the the the the the tho the the' their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th they they th th th th like th like th like the the they toy teeeat. teat. teat. teeeeat. they they they they they their their theiraces above, you know, teasing them and flirting with them and she just likes them a whole lot now. Yeah, they are in love. It's a 72-hour whirlwind romance via, it's almost eight murders, where eight murders happened. Oh yeah, yeah, but that doesn't affect these young lovers. He gives her a horse, that's a pretty big gift and the, and then they ride off together their them them their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, and she their, and she their, and she their, and she their, and she their, and she their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. And she's the. And she's the. And she's just just just like. And she's just like. And she's just likes. And th. And theat. And theat. And she's just just like. And she's just likes. And she likes, their their th. And yeah, yeah, but that doesn't affect these young lovers. He gives her a horse. That's a pretty big gift. And then they ride off together these two lovers and they go making out under a tree. And things are going great. She does accuse him of being a bit of a slut. And he says, well, yeah, but you know, you're different. So I think they've gotten over over the big the big the big the big the big the big the big, the big, the big, the big, the big, their their their their they've they've their they've their, they've their, they've they've they've they've they've their, thoes, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. the. the. the. the. theat. theat, theat, toooooooooooooooooooooooooes. tooooes. theathea. theathe. the. I think they've gotten over the big hurdles in their relationship. That's right.

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go there and they talk you down and they tell you, listen, if you're gonna have pregnant, be pregnant, you know, keep the baby because otherwise we won't have pictures of it. If you've got a swollen heart and it comes to it, they have to take out your heart. Will they put it in an outfit and take a picture of it? Of course. Okay, good. Yeah. I mean, I went to the dermatologist and I said, can I take it with me?

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Because that ain't vegetarian. I had a vestigial tin growing, twin grown out my back, so it was just teeth and hair. Grown out my back, so it was just teeth and hair. I had it removed. I had it removed. Did you get a picture of a tipe?. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I t. I t. I t. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t t. t t. tode. toda. t. toda. toda. today. today. ted. today. today. today. today costume. Uh-huh. I got it right here. You want to take a look at it? Let's take it on my eye. Oh, I could make it an orange wig. So it'd be a red head. Yeah, I guess there's different, it's a bit of a calico tough to hair there, so. I was pictur.

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and that tells them they weren't afraid they weren't afraid they weren't afraid afraid they weren't afraid afraid afraid afraid afraid they were afraid afraid afraid afraid afraid afraid afraid of being they were afraid afraid afraid afraid afraid of being they were afraid afraid afraid of being afraid afraid afraid of being they they were afraid afraid afraid of being afraid of being there's a red head and they're our neighbors and and well somehow or other I don't know exactly how they come to suspect Denver McKee is involved. Because it's Denver McKee that's been leading them to try to find these people and do it a piss poor job of it. They say well Denver McKee can find anything if he can't find these guys because he don't want to. That's right. That's right. And we we we we they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't th. th. the. the. the. the. thee. they can't the. they can't they can't they can'triads do not yet, the Denver McKee is the leader of this band of thieves that he's put together, and Miles, his ranch hand said, man, this thing has gone out of control, you couldn't stop it if you wanted to. And Denver McKee says, sure I could, and he says to the red head, what if we stop? What if we're gonna stop. Sure enough, this thing has got out of Denver's control. He got out of his control. So far out of his control. I'm so worried for Inspector Gadget,

every ti that's how you do that. Gadget, where's my little kitty? Osreya L'Reil, that was the name of the cat. No, that's from Smurfs. Okay. So, okay, then you hear, you do get old Denver McKee's point of view at some point. He says, being a sheriff didn't ever get me anything. I never made no big money being a sheriff. Right? You get the feeling he's greedy and he doesn't like this Western lifestyle and

he wants to sell the branch and move with his daughter back east and have a fancier lifestyle. He's gonna need more money to do it. That's why he's doing all these robberies. He is not happy to hear that little Joe and Connie is sweet on each other because now it's like, damn it's you're gonna get married to some cowpoke and stay out here on the frontier. And that's when she says geography has nothing to do with happiness, which made me think, I have a new travel company called, stay inside! What I do is any time you think of yourself going on some big fancy trip or relocating, you call me and I have you close your eyes,

and we both imagine what France might be like. Oh. And how stinky the dog poop is and confusing it is with all the French and you try to see art but it's too hard. Uh-huh. And wherever it is you want to go that you're, oh I want to go to India. Well I'll tell you about a elephant steps on your foot and then you know it's hot and nobody knows your name and you don't know theirs.. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. I their. Oh. I to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. to to to to to to to the the the the the the the their their on your foot. And then, you know, it's hot and nobody knows your name and you don't know theirs. And then you, oh, but I want to go to Africa. But the food there is smile on the plate

and everybody knows why the joke is funny except you. Is that happening in Africa? That's what happens in Africa? And then you hang up and you're glad you're still in your bed. Oh, and how much have you paid, you've saved money by paying way less than you would have to travel? That's right, that's why I charge $1,000 an hour. Oh, dear. That's gonna save you from going to go into Cincinnati for a spa day day. you're not thinking. This th. This th. This th. This th. This th. This that's, that's, th. thin a thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin' thin' thin' thin' tho. tho. tho. that's, that's, tho. tho. tho. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you's, you's, you's, you's, you's, you's, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th be huge because I can imagine you pay any number of married couples,

one one, probably the woman is saying I want to go until you never take me in place nice. And he'll say, call this number. And then he'll pay $1,000 for that phone call, but man he'll be off the hook for all them tens of thousands it would take to pay the French to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay to pay French French French French French French French French to give to give you French French French French to give you French eating over. You're in Cancun now. Guess what? It's, guess what it's like. There's sand. You've seen sand before and you were not, you didn't always like it because then it got on your feet. And then you didn't always feel comfortable in the bathing suit.

And then, and then you're eating all this stuff like,acamole which you know you eat it sometimes but do you like it when it's fresh I like it when it's from the you know grocery. The only way I eat guacamole you get it in the grocery store you squeeze it out of a tube. That's right. That's the good stuff. Let me ask you this though what if some couple calls you up and says my we want to go to the Ponderosa in Nevada California. Oh well then then then then then then then then then then then then then th then th th th th th the th th and the th and we th and we th and we th. the th. th. the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're th the the the the the. theeeeeeeeat they're they're theea. they're they're they they're they they're they're they're they're they're to the Ponderosa in Nevada, California. Oh, well then I describe it to them and I say, what you're talking about is heaven and it's God's country and it's the most beautiful place in the world and there are mountains and it's Nevada but you know in your heart it's Southern California and that everyone's being paid. Is it a are the under screen actors guild union

rules at that point? You talking about in the original days? I'd imagine so. I don't know though. So you're earning on your vacation and you're learning to ride a horse real easy like. And you're also burnished with a suntan usually of some kind. So in this case, you don't talk about it going. You're making it sound pretty good. It's very good. No, a bonanza holiday is always worth $1, dollars per hour that I describe it as. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's good. But it doesn't, the banana doesn't exist.

Oh, I know. Well, yeah, it's still worth it to go up there. The old property that was the Ponderosa has been bought by some billionaire, but you can easily enoughno wander onto his property and do whatever you want. Yeah. Well, so now, what happens? Okay, our heroes post up and surveil McKee's ranch. And sure enough, they see all the bandits, one of whom has very prominent red hair. We're talking Bozo the clown, red hair. Yep, yep. And they're like, well, that's it, God damnit. And there's, the, the, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there. Well, there's there's there, they. Well, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. Well, they. Well, they. Well, they. Well, they. Well, they. Well, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. there's thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. Well, talking Bozo the clown. Red hair. Yep, yep. And they're like, well that's it, God damn it. And he, there's only two redheads in all of this

territory and just clearly this is a bad guy. And they come down there. Redhead gets shot right away, doesn't he? That's right. And Miles gets disarmed. And a little Joe takes Connie inside the house. And Denver Miki says, thkikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki says, to to to to to the to the to to the to to the to the their to their to th. to their to to to to to to th. to to to th. their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. the the the the the the th. the the the th. the the the th. the the the the the tr. the the toooee says, well Ben, we've got to do it. We've got to do a duel here with our pistols. There's no other way to do it. And prior to this, Ben has said, put your guns away, we won't need them. Yeah. And they're not going to enjoy that duel. No. No. There's going to be no giggles on that watch. But on that yep, there's a duel, a old,

a French old draws first, fires, and misses. Mrs. And then Ben shoots him down. Seems so unlikely. It very rarely happens on this show. And Ben makes it clear. Because he shot the can. Oh yeah, he was shooting cans earlier.

And he did a nice job with that can. She didn't want to kill a friend. that can. Sure did. Which was dancing. It was a dancing can. It was suicide by gunsling. Suicide by Ben Cartwright. That's what it was. Oh is that you think he was not as much. Well Ben says that at the beer end. Ben says he could he could have shot me if he wanted to. Yeah he missed on purpose. I missed that line. Oh no. No, I was suicide by Cartwright. Too scared of knowing what the real thing was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. that. that. that. that that that that that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that. that. that. that.. Too scared of knowing what the real thing was. Yeah. Are they, you know, I wonder if at any point they're gonna get their picture taken with

the body. Oh yeah. Yeah. They would do that at that time. They would dress up of corpses and line them up and take pictures of them. It's beautiful tradition. But it was at the height the height of the embalming sides, too, so they always look fresh. Yeah, they'd embalm them with sawdust. I don't know.

But, uh, okay, so now what, he did, well now, he's out of the picture. Connie can do whatever she wants to now. She doesn't have to go back east and be what her father wanted her to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to now. She doesn't have to go back east and be what her father wanted her to be or anything like that. She's free and she madly in love with Little Joe. We know that, so of course. And she says, I love you. Yes. So what does she do? She rides off into the distance, never to be seen ever again. Oh, these car rides, they can't get a break. No, they can't. It's almost It's almost as if they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they can't get a break. No, they can't. It's almost as if they repel women. Yeah. This is like for sure not the first time, I don't know how many times, a car right is straight up, fully and entirely engaged to be married for the rest of his life to somebody who then says I'm leaving forever. I have nothing. I know no one except you, but I'm leaving.

You know, that's where, you know, when you get into Christian polyamory and you find your two or three people to be in your relationship, it's really hard to leave after you've shared your credit report with five people. Oh, and you're like social security numbers. Oh, god no we put everything out there. Oh we put everything out there. But you don't let them like take pictures or write stuff down. Oh yeah. Oh they do. Okay so that's a that's you give me your passwords and stuff like that? Okay wow this sounding a lot more like Nexium the sex call where you give them all kinds of, you know, comprimate that they can use. Yeah. I hope they don't come back on you. Well, well, because they also show us their stuff.

So I know their Venmo. Oh, so you can send the money anytime. I know their PayPal. I know their PayPal. You know, that's, that's it's it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's their their their. It's, it's their their their their their their their PayPal, I know their ZZO. You know, that's, it's really exciting to be a part of, it's like a corporation, but with benefits. Literal benefits. Plus they're Christians. Yeah, you know they're Christians. That's beautiful and people should get into that. Christian, Pollyamery without sex, but yes, bookkeeping. I think it's very nice.

Well, so now that's the end of the episode and there's only 393 episodes left of this podcast. I enjoy this so much and then that always comes up at the end. I know, maybe I should lead off with it or something. I don't know when to say it. It's bad. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the end. I. I. I th. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th like that. I don't know when to say it. It's bad news every time. Hey, there's a podcast called Bazaar Albums with Tony Thacks, Don, does it. He did a, he covered the Ponderosa Christmas album this December. That's a great podcast. It's a great podcast. And that's a great album and I wouldn't call it bizarre in any way, but he put it on there. But he says at some point he says, Bonanza had 432 episodes and I say, I say, hang on, it's 431. So we're going to have to iron it out with him because if there's a lost or missing episode that Tony Thaxton knows about that I don't know about, that changes everything. This is like how they disagree on how many plays Shakespeare really? How many did he write? Well, I think it's anywhere between 37 and 36 and 38 or something like that.

Was there one episode written that was never shot? Oh my God, why would that be? A live theatrical performance? We have to do a reading. Oh, that would be amazing. We're going to have to find out what the deal is with Tony Thaxton, and if he misspoke or was incorrect, we will get an on-air apology for causing this stir. That's absolutely right. And that's the kind of voice training he will get it.

Apologize to me, Gadget. I need your apology. Hey, here's some things I'm going to tell you now. If you want merch, bananas for bananas of munch, you're going to go to ADPodproject.redbubble.com. Rolls off the tongue. Sure does. Well, you go ahead and hit that rewind button and hear it again.

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So just kind of knowing that my business exists, but that it's not fair. Fair success is a real problem, but we'll help you get through it. And if anybody out there knows how to fix the link to lots daughters you can fix it. It's impossible. Oh it is it's an internet problem? No it's Satan. Oh well okay. He's really good at coding. Yep. All right any other last words to throw in there. Thanks for listening and tell your friends and so on and so forth. Bye now, bye now. Bye.

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