Bonanas for Bonanza - Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #40: “The Abduction”

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDaly The Cartwright boys head to the carnival and get into a heap of trouble thanks to a wayward heiress and an idiotic kidnapping plot. Dalton, Mutt and Amy discuss perimenopause, the inspiration for Martin Short’s Jiminy Glick character and the great mystery of the bearded lady!Featuring Maria Bamford and Matt GourleyMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRecord date: 2/21/2023 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Right. I'm bananas for bonanza. All right, here we go with the big he- E-haw. Peehaw. Peehaw. Peeh! Peeh! I love our little call and answer traditions here.

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Yeah. Cram anything in there you want. Well, this is bananas for bonanza. We're talking about season two. the abduction. Hello friend, come on in. The gate is open wide. Welcome to bananas for bonnanza. Just reverse those two in your mind. Man, this episode has everything.

It's got carnival people. It's got gunfire, multiple women, has got a battle of giants. I mean, what more could you want from it? I mean, this is a real exciting one, isn't it? More than anything, for a trademark bonazo episodes, you've got a woman being shot from off screen and killed and a woman dying again. We're back to classic form.

That's right, and she's the sweetest woman in the thing I read. She's the nicest lady ever. Yeah. Very nice, delicate, belly dancer. Yeah. Can you believe it, folks? This is the carnival has come to Virginia City. Well, and as a result of so much sin being on, you know, on show, I just wanted to start this podcast with a prayer. Oh, what a good idea. Dear father, brother, brother, brother. Please

bless us, then the listeners as they are billionaires who share. I am sorry I keep screwing up, don't kill me, God. Chazam. Are you Shazam or that's just like a sign-off? Shazam is, it's the new Ah-Men. Oh, really? I didn't know about that. You've got a new Elman? Yeah, if you're a blue jeans, Christian, if you know how to rock and roll.

Shazam. Wow. Yeah, I like that. How about that? What do you think about rock and roll music in the church? Well, I just think, you know, Jesus hung out with everybody and he would, he probably would have liked a cover band. Uh-huh, uh-huh. You know, yeah.

I wonder what the, what was the equivalent to rock and roll music in Jesus' time? And did he like it? I think Christianity was the punk rock of its day. Oh yeah. I know it wasn't musical, but they probably got some song going. Oh yeah, okay. All right. Shazam. Thank you for that prayer. That's wonderful. Well all right I did some research on the on the win this thing the day or day to

this episode you will all have to give him up and say it but for excuse me porky pig just came in the room and I want to let him out so that you can speak. I know what sometimes I get the words. the word. the word. the word. the word. the word. the word. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. the word. P. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. and I want to let him out so that you can speak. I know. Sometimes I get my words all weird but I'm ready now. This one aired on October the 29th of 1960. Oh boy, that's right around coming up on Halloween time. Whoa, yeah. Yeah, she's an am. Now the number one movie in the country was Ben Huron and the number one country song was Alabama Copolis. We we're not gonna talk about that. The number one song on the billboard charts however was I want to be wanted by Brenda Lee and she says she says here when I am kissed I want his lip to really kiss me when we're a part I want

his heart to really miss me. It's a lovely song. That's beautiful. But she she sounds like a handful though because sometimes it sounds like some of the. th will kiss th will kiss th will kiss th will kiss th will kiss the kiss the the the the the the the the the the the the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one one the one one the one the one the one one one one one one one one one the one one one the one one the one one one one one one one one the one one the one one one the one the one the one the one the one the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's is is is is is. I I I I I I I I I I the one's is. I the one one one one one one one one one one. I'll is. I'll is. I'll is. I'll is. I'll the one. I'll t. I'll t. I'm t. I'm. I'm. I'm t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the one. I'm the one. I'm the one. I'm the kiss her and she'll say no really can yeah you know what I mean oh that that's kind of a paramount aposal thing to say is it yeah when you get irritable and you say well was that really what it didn't seem that sincere and it's all because you're hormonal you're just using one of your lips not to you use them. I can tell you're looking out the window. You're pricing a new car in your head. You're realizing that some of them trees need pruning. Get with the program. Brenda Lee was four foot nine.

You imagine that? That's real small. That's teeny tiny. She, you know that song, rock. She could be in a carnival. Yeah. By the standards of this carnival, she's freakishly small. I wonder how hairy she is. You know, I could be in the carnival too because I'm a Jesus freak. That's right. Oh, that's a good kind of freak to be. She sang the song Rocking Around the Christmas Tree, you know what?

Now when you think about it, it does sound like it's sung by a very small person, wouldn't it? That's true, it does. I'm not here to Kessnit's on anybody's sides. However, it'd have some fun looking up pictures of Brenda Lee standing next to other people. Yeah. Tell me you got one of her next to Hercules. Well, I wish. Oh my God. That's Brandily next to Johnny Cash.

Look how teeny tiny she is. And she's got a good four to five inches of hair. I know, it's only by thanks to her hair that she comes up to his shoulder. It is interesting to see something small next to something large. It is. It is. It is. Like when people put a quarter in a photo to show you how big something is. We could sell that as a show. Wow. Something big?

Big. Yeah. It's like an elephant next to a mouse. Yeah. We can call it four scale. Yeah. This here is a, oh, I'll blow it up. Or you could just have perspective. Oh yeah. That's Brenda Lee next to Chet Atkins. He seems to be having some fun with her to comeunit his eyes. That looks like the photo they

used to put in the Guinness Book of World Records where they show you the tall guy and the small guy. Right, if you didn't know any better you'd think he's freakylainter and she's a regular person. And that's saying something hair there. The hair keeps getting bigger, doesn't it? All right, one last one here. This is her next to a bunch of people, one of which is Charlie Daniels, who just looks like a mountain? He just looks like a mountain next to her there. Oh, who are these other people? Well, Randy Travellis. Jeanne Burli. Four bags of bones and hicks of hair. My God. Boy Brenda Lee looks photoshopped in there, and know she isn't, but it makes me worry about her a little bit.

I know, she was so small and she did get old. That's not her fault. Neither of me is. I reckon that's Charlie Daniels lady. Oh, right. They're developing a textology where you can just cut and paste yourself into family events. And you don't even have to go. You don't have to go. That's a neat idea. That sounds real nice. That's a real good idea.

How soon is that going to be helpful? And I am asking, is that a Bing thing? Well, it's. It's a Bing thing. It's a big thing. I just, I got a, it was a sales call from a guy and he says, you know, do, well, first of all, he needed money, but then he said, I'm working on his technology and I said, well, tell me where to send the money.

Okay. Yeah. This was like a sort of a telephone go fund me situation or something. Yes. I like to talk to people on the phone. It's better than texting. Uh-huh. So most people, no one calls me except the people who really need money or something. Yeah, that's about right. I started a Kickstarter. Oh, you do?

I did. But it's a Christian kickstarter, so it's called miracle money, which is because coincidences that are based on a result of hard, effortful management, but you you also it is because you're blind faith in Jesus Christ, but anyways that's how the money is raised. Are you are you instigating these coincidences but you're making them seem like they're miracles? They are miracles, but they're also miracles that happen as a result of inherited wealth class and race and sex. So it's kind of a miracle, but it's also, it's very miraculous.

It's also kind of like a coincidence. You think of all the things I had to come together to give a regular, normal white man Christian, all the advantages he gets in life. It's a miracle. And I'm what I'm doing is I'm going to start my own carnival where I'm all the lonely people. I'm surrounded by people but also lonely. I'm the strong man. I'm the lonely people. I'm surrounded by people but also lonely. I'm the strong man. I'm the belly dancer. I'm gonna be the body positive gal and the baby clothes. I'm gonna. I'm gonna be the bearded lady seductress. And here are the levels of reward. Do you want to hear? I'm gonna. I just wanted back up for one sec

because it's a Kickstarter and so you are asking people to chip in money to the Kickstarter. All the money. And what is it that you're raising money for? Well, to develop my one person carnival. Okay. And you can come watch me in all those rules. Because it is in a sin if you just watch someone suffer. If you've thi and you thi and you've th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to the their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tipe. tipe. tipe. tip. tip. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to to, because it is in the sin if you just watch someone suffer. If you watch someone suffer and you've paid for it, then, so levels are reward, a thousand dollars, you get to be a ride in the carnival. What? How does that work? That's right. Whatever your favorite ride is, you be that one. So I try to be that. What's it? What the favorite ride? If you can be that? What? their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, that, that, thi, thi, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and that, that, that, and that, that, and thi. And, thi, thi, th one. So if your favorite ride, let's like tunnel the love, most classic carnival type ride.

So I get to be that. You can be that. Well, whatever that would look like to you, I would think is that you would crawl through each other's, each other's legs and do circles on each other's back, like a car wash. I mean, I'm just spitball in here, but that is my favorite ride and I think it would be a little bit more involved. Oh. Well, it's your ride if you got a thousand dollars. Thank you. And it is an e-ticket ride for erotic. If you give $50, you get to come to the carnival, if you give $20, you come to the carnival. If you give five dollars, I tell you your future. Wow.

And if you give one dollar, you can get kidnapped. I throw knives at you and then my husband kisses you on the mouth. What a treat. There's an element of danger and I like that. That's very great. I like it. I like the 50 and 20 are the same prize because you know what I mean to me just makes things easier. Yes, true. I don't have to weigh all my options. What I want to go to this carnival? Do I want to pay $20 or $50 for it? That's the only question you have to ask. Exactly. That's

it's value added. Yeah. Yeah. Celebrity. Celebrity. October 29th, 1960. Well, the only one I could find was a fellow by the name of Agim CQ, Prime Minister of Kosovo from 2006 to 2008. He has been sentenced to 20 years in prison by the Serbian court in absentia, and he has been called to the Hague for war crimes. But happy birthday. Happy birthday. Give him the suit. Great man. So you're doing to that great great take man. So you're doing these, these aren't just birthdays, these are actual days that people were bored. Yeah, you have to have been born on,

not just on October 29th, but on the 1960s, I see. Yeah. Do you celebrate a birthday if you're a war criminal, or do they stop that? That's a good question like you become a Jehovah's Witness and you can't observe your birthday. It would be only fair. That's a fair punishment. Or only cards. Right.

No cake. Certainly no sparklers on your cake. No. No, no. No, none. Absolutely. The rainbows are for everyone. Everyone deserves a rainbow. I know people that don't. Oh, this was October 29, 1960 was the first professional fight of a fighter named Cassius Clay. Wow. I can't find any mention of Cassius Clay after 1964. Must have disappeared. I guess he disappeared or died. I feel the same way by this great basketball player, Lu Al Cinder. Yeah, and he just disappeared off the planet. Oh, he did. Oh, he did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that. I that. I that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. I th. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. basketball player, Lou Al Cinder. Lou Al Cinder.

Yeah, and he just disappeared off the planet. Oh, he did, huh? Yeah. Since it's so close to old Halloween, I did look up. I wanted to know what is the most popular Halloween costume of 1960. Would you care to make a guess? 1960? Now, Dracula?

Dracula? Could have been, could have been. Uh, 1916. Oh, evil can be evil. That's a good guess too. Well, I'm gonna tell you right now. This is from a Reader's Digest.com article called the most popular Halloween costume, the year you were born. Whoa. And did you know, by the way, the logo, the motto of Reader's Digest, you know how like the New York Times will say all the news that fits we print, Washington Post will say Democracy, Dads, and Darkness, you know what Reader's Digest is?

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Oh wow. A dumb, dumb, oh. But we all have friends like that, don't we? They got that right. This world is so damn complicated. Just something I can read and I can trust and it's friendly for Christ's sakes. Yeah. Reader's Digest has that. All right, 1960.

What were your guesses? Dracola and Wolf? Frankly, I'll just say Ben her. Oh, that'd be a good guess. Now, according to this Reader's Digest article, which does not cite any sources, the number one most popular costume in 1960 was Hula girl. Hula girl. Really? Wow. Grass skirt and a bikini top, I guess, and a lay, put a lay on there. Could you tell me what it is for 1973? I've been more than happy to you.

They've got every year in here. Any year you might be curious about it. I just need to scroll down. Find it. 191. Because I know the hit song was Edgar Winters Frankenstein of all this. That's a great song. 1973, most popular costume, Marsha Brady. Huh. Yeah, no sources cited. None needed.

But they call themselves a trusted friend. You know what I mean? Yeah. So you just can trust them. What about you two? Well, it doesn't have any meaning on my life today of what costume, I mean, are you seeing this is going to have some kind of holy power? This is like the Chinese New Year.

So I'm the year of the Ox, I'm also the year of the Marsha Brady. And so it, you know. 1970, look it up. Okay, you're ready? Oh boy, I think you might like this one. Number one costume 1970, Elvis Presley! Wow! That's a good one. Yeah. This is your year. Says it was in 1970 that the King of Rock and Roll broke records in Las Vegas and shot a documentary. Because he was under the influence of drugs and a terrible manager who kept him in a contract until his death.

And he was under the influence of deep fried peanut butter banana sandwiches and karate. Yeah. What about you? Well the following year in 1971, the most popular costume was Willie Walker. Oh, what about that? Wow. Yep, according to Reader's Digest, no sources. We're all popular culture. Yeah it was Richard Nixon in 1974. I was wondered now because that was a Watergate year. What if the three of our Halloween costume person has got together Elvis Presley, Willie Wonka and Marsha Brady. Now that'd be a real tree. Boy that be a party. Yeah. Did they sing. Did they sing? All three of them did? Did they sing? If you think about it? Yeah. Yeah. Did they sing? Did they what? Two? All three of them did. Did they sing? Yeah, if you think about it. Yeah. Marcia Brady was in the Brady's. Oh, that's right. I don't know if Elvis sang, but I know

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He was in a Broadway play with Humphrey Bogart. And a lot of people say, sort of thought of him through the years as a bit of a poor man's Humphrey Bogart. Interesting. He was sort of known as you can't get Humphrey. to see if Phil reads around. Orson Wells had him in the Mercury. In 1964, he made a comedy Western, filmed in Stockholm, Sweden,

and on location in Yugoslavia, called Wild West Story in which the good guys spoke Swedish and the bad guys spoke English. Just like, how'd that come about? Is that, I wonder if maybe all the bad guy actors were American just like the Deeastie Westerns and they dub whoever needed it according to whatever country it's shown in. So this was a Swedish Meatball Western. I think you're right. That's a Swedish. I guess that's what it was. I did see. I watched the trailer, I won't put you through it, but there is a scene in there where it's Phil Reed and he's chasing around a girl and she's speaking in Swedish and he's

speaking in English and they're just talking to each other as though they're talking the same language. I'll bet that's what it is then, yeah. Isn't that strange? That's on a wonderful, like a wonderful, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a. th. th. th. th. th. that, a. that, a. that, a. that, a. that's kind of like some Adam Sandler movies where everyone just gets together and has a nice time. That's all they're doing it for. They don't care. They just sell enough tickets to this movie so we can do it all again. Speaking to that Bogart, poor man's Bogart, you ever heard of a movie called the man with Bogart's face? No. I think it's from the 80s and there was a guy that looked a lot like Bogart and he played this guy. Really? Yeah you can't find it anywhere so I don't know why I brought it up.

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deans of getting shot. She was a child beauty page victim. She was a tiny touch. She was also Little Miss Hollywood in 1942. She was married at 17, divorced at 19. She had two more marriages, four children. Then in 1962, she retired from acting and became a real jerk. However, in 1989, she sat for an interview with a fellow by the name of Skip Elo. You ever heard this guy? No. Yes. You have? Yes. Well, okay. Do you know that what's his name based is, Jimny Glick is based on Skip Elo? Is that right?

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Oh, that's a sign of trouble. Red hair, you know she's gonna do whatever she wants. Firebrand of the Daryl, trouble. Yeah. She, uh, she was in a movie called, I passed for white. Excuse me. It was called I passed for white. Okay. That was also from 1960. It's a movie about a woman who's dating a rich man and she's got a terrible secret that she's half black. But they don't know it yet.

But they did not actually get a person who was black to play the part? I would say not. However, we're going to get a good look at her, because in two episodes from now, the woman who played the lead role, and I pass for White, Sonia Wild, will guest on Bonanza. Oh, so Barbara Lawrence is not passing for White. No, not Barbara. Jackie Russell is in the movie, I Pass for White as like an airline stewardess, but in the lead role is a woman named Sonia Wilde, who's gonna be on Bonanza in two episodes.

Which one's Jackie Russell? Jackie Russell's Jennifer Bill. Jackie Russell is the actress who played the role of Jennifer Bill. Who's Barbara Lawrence? Is Della. Got it. There's a lot, I'm telling you, this is the most women we've ever seen in. Well, the main thing is that White's on first. Yeah.

Third base. I see. White's on first. If I want to pay White, who picks up the check? Exactly. Oh my God, I don't even know what I'm saying. Yeah. Hop Sing and who?

And hold on. Oh, well. Now, about Sowing You Wild, and we'll get you, as I say, in two episodes, did find this sentence. Although best known for playing an African-American in the movie I passed for White, she mostly played Native Americans on television Westerns, including Bonanza. That's just confusing. You know what I mean? I don't think she's either of them things.

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under the sea. I didn't remember that there was prostitutes. And I did not either. She was in a movie, called Queen of Outer Space in which she played the Queen of Outer Space and John Jacques Gabor was in a bell there. Walter Wanger was a Belm director who believed, rightly, it seems, that his wife was sleeping with her agent. And he got proof of it and confronted the two of them in a parking lot and shot his wife's agent in the balls, two times. Two times, one for each. One for each ball. Well, that's effective. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's effective. That's effective. That's effective. That's effective. That's effective. That's effective. That's effective. That's effective. that's effective. that's effective. that's effective. that's effective. that's effective. that's effective. that's effective. that's effective. that's a that's that's that's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's effective. Walter tha. Walter that's tha. Walter tha. Walter that. Walter that. Walter thau. Walter thauauauaua. Walter that's tha. Walter tha. Walter that's that's that the balls, two times.

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movie that comes out you read a quick affirmation. This is why it happened, this is who was involved, this is how long it is, and let's just you know acknowledge how hard it is to do anything. Yeah well that movie Megan just came out why don't you try that? Okay. Is that the one with a scary doll? Okay. Okay.

There you go. You'll watch it. And it will watch it. Yeah, because it's true. It's got to be hard to make a movie. Hey, did that ball fella die? And was he done in sexually? No, I don't think. Nope, he had children after that. So they're kidding.

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And cars. And cars too. The fellow who played Hercules also played a giant cyclops and lost in space and a Toreen Anthropoid on Star Trek. That's about it for him. Mary Arrozco, who played Daisy the Fat Lady. She was a hell of an actress. I'll tell you.

She's not believed every word. Her only other credits are Circus Fat Lady and Fat Woman in two other projects. And that's she was, she was wonderful. She had a lot of emotionality. And she was the only person who was at work the whole time. Well, she sat in that chair. Right. I felt about her that it's, her size was not really so freakish, but what was freakish is that she just sleeps sitting up in that chair, I guess. Like a horse, but I also think they built tha tha their their their their, tha tha tha tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she was tho, she was the only was the only the only the only was the only the only the only the only the only the only the only was the only the only was th, she was th, she was th, she was th, she was th, she was th, she was th, she was thi, she was thi, she was thi, she was thi, she was thi, she was thi, she was thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she was just just just just thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, she was just just just just thi, she was just just just just thi, I guess. Like a horse, but I also think they built a body around her.

I don't think that was her actual body. I think they must have been though, because the only other work she got was as fat, I know, but I think they even augmented her from there on out, because it felt stiff. Something about it looked like they'd built almost under that dress. Well, I'm going to have to watch more carefully. I could be wrong. Yep, but here's what drives me nuts about this episode. This is the thing you're teasing? This is the thing before we started rolling.

I said something made me crazy about this episode. What was that? I was up all night. I've had multiple who played that role. There was an incredible performance. Wasn't it? It was. It was one of the most and had the most frisome that has ever been, where you felt like little Joe might actually consummate something. Yes. Right. Do you think that was because she, she didn't want want to be, it was too beneath her and maybe she was a better actress than this movie would have, or this show would have you believe and she's just, I don't know. Would it have been shameful at the time to have played a bearded

lady on a show? Why would you? What, I'm dying to know. She did, or they or him did a great job? I could not quite tell right. the gender, the gender, the gender, the gender, the gender, the gender, the gender, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, thi, or, thi, or, thi, or, thi, or, thi, or, or, or, thi, or, or, thi, or, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, not quite tell right exactly the gender of the person of the actor. That's one of the reasons I want. You don't know unless you ask. Yeah, and you googled who played the bearded lady in Bonanza? I sure did. And I googled it many times. Matter of fact, I even binged it and I got different answers, all of which was wrong. How do you know those is wrong? Well because I then th th. th th th th th th th th th th the th the th thi the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the thi thi thi thi thi thi th th the the the the th th the th th the th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi today today today today the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi then I studied the noses of the different people that they were telling me what I like this dedication. I really worked hard. Wow. They did what sometimes the search just told me it was Kathy Brown who plays Adams love interest in like season 5 of Bonanza and I thought that's interesting but they just very different nose. This is interesting. You know, in the original version of the Empire Strikes Back, you see the Emperor, but it was the voice of a man, the face of a lady, and the eyes of a chimpanzee.

What the fuck? But there was further controversy as to what woman played that part. And there are two women that claimed to play that part. And I did the same thing. I looked their faces and noses and came to a conclusion that you did that one was it and the other was lying yeah something like that well the other I think she had something to do like she originally did some stand in or something but it gets real confusing yeah it was the most exciting banana scene I've seen I I know I agree with you yeah he sneaks into the tent of the bearded lady and she is hell bent for fucking him yeah and he

doesn't want to well you know he's all you know he's conflicted well I think there's a little bit of you know there's a sort of back and forth because he he I with little Joe oh he's oh he oh oh he oh oh he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the sort of back and forth. Because he, he, I, with little Joe, oh, he's an easy kiss. He knows how to play that, that flirtatious game. But when put in a place where someone's genuinely interested in and ready to bring it to the next level, he gets frightened. Yeah, you're right about that. Yeah. Yeah, all you got to do is to the next level, he goes, he gets frightened. You're right about that. Yeah, yeah, all you gotta do is call his bluff sexually and go back there. That's true.

She was ready, ready, ready to go. Oh boy. I bet there are pheromones and that bushy hairy beard were just puffing out in this. I'm chilling. Well, I have a new mission in life. Find out who played the bearded lady in the episode, the abduction of Bonanza. If anybody out there has any information about it, we're gonna find it. If you are the bearded son or bearded daughter of this lady,

let us know. Maybe it's the actual bearded lady. Although I have perfect wiggedar and I could tell that was a fake beard. My husband he always says, oh pardon me, are you all right? Yeah I just drop my sunglasses. Sunglasses is the name of my half son. Sorry he's okay. Yeah, all right. My my husband here. Oh no I forgot it. You forgot what you go to say? Yes. I did. Well I'll tell you so. Oh he said he would shave my beard because I'm I'm, I'm menopause. Oh I'm a thank. the the. I'm I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. I'm. the. the. the. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I Yes, I did. Does he glue on a beard? Oh, he said he would shave my beard because I'm I'm menopausal and so there have been a there's been a real dark shadow coming in and he said, you know, it just seemed because I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, I don't know what I'm doing. You never shaved your face. A daisy razor and he said, listen, I'll teach you everything I know.

That's okay. And, you know, because it starts coming in. That's our touching scene the first time a man. She's just his wife had a favorite face. You ever think you're letting it grow out. It's like a Norman Rockwell thing. Oh, I have, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. that, that, th. that, th. that, th. th. that, that, that, that, that, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, that, that, that, that. And, that. And, that. And, that. And, that. And, and, that. And, that. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th and I just forget to look in the mirror and all of a sudden, you know, wow, who is that little little man? It's Mr. Me. No, it's okay then I get a raise at work.

No, it's okay then I get a raise at work. You get a raise at work. Well, I give myself a raise. I'm self-employed. Oh but you only still adhere to strict gender traditions. That's right. I have to confess I was very excited to call 911. Finally, a good one, you know, like, and I realize that while what I'm about to say is true. It is true. that while what I'm about to say is. Finally, a good one, you know, like. And I realize that while what I'm about to say is true, it sounds suspicious. So I'm like, my wife fell down the stairs.

From his multiple Netflix specials, comedian Tom Segura brings his new tour, come together to Scotia Bank Arena, Saturday, September 28. Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster.C.A. Let's recap this episode. Oh my God, it begins at the carnival grounds. And there's a barker and he's standing there with Dilla the belly dancer. He says he promises the female figure and delicious movement from head to toe. And all four cart rides are there.

Little Joe and Has have dates. They're with Jennifer and Harriet. And now the knife thrower is throwing knives at a very young girl. And Jennifer, a little Joe's date. She's like, oh, I'd love to be up there getting knives thrown at me. She seems turned on by it. She's so envious of. Yeah, I like it. She's so envious of the girl having the knives thrown at her and the knife

thrower overhears that because I guess that's an unusual thing for someone to say. That would stick out I think yeah. And he looks over it and flashes her his mouth and he's a swarthy fellow wouldn't say. Well he's a swarthy the the fellow the fellow the fellow the fellow the fellow. He's a fellow. He's a fellow. He's a fellow. He's a fellow. He's a fellow. He's a fellow. He's a fellow. He's a fellow. He's a fellow. he's gone inside the spray tan. It looked that way. That's a four hour, Ben and I budget that guy has to do. Oh yeah, just to get up on stage. Every morning, wake up. Nobody said it's going to be easy to be a carny. I tell you what.

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I tell you what. All right. Now we got the credits. They burned the map again. This is the 40th time it's happened. Then Jenner, okay, back from the commercial, Jennifer looks familiar to Gerner. He's the knife thrower and he says to his boss, doesn't he? He says, I know her. She's a daughter of a wealthy, a silver baron.

And her face was all over the newspapers in San Francisco because she had the tho' thii. off and just got mixed up in San Francisco and everybody was looking for her. And then he basically says to his boss, he pretty much lays out a kidnapping plan to his boss right there and his boss doesn't react. All right, this is boss feel. Now we go to Rudan the mystic, our heroes and their dates have gone to see rudan, he's like a swammy. He comes out and he can see through a blindfold. That's his magic power. He doesn't even address the audience. He just starts with anybody got something I can use.

Oh, there's no pomp or circumstances. He gets right to it. Yeah. Yeah. And then he brings somebody up on stage, doesn't he? That happens right in this scene. He says, who wants to come up on stage and climb into a little box and disappear? And you know old Jennifer Bill, she says, gotta be me, I'm a wild one. I'm wild. And little Joe's not supposed to let her out of his sight, but she sure enough, damn, climbs in that box. And the way this box works, evidently, it's got a false back and you climb through the back and you're and you of the carnival. Is that how it works? That's what it was! It's not

magic at all. It's just a series of planned events that happened to confuse you and seemed like an illusion. Oh now I see I saw that tarp moving and I thought well that seemed like it must have a false back but they're saying it was magic so I it couldn't have been that. that that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was th th that it was th th that it was th th that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that's what it was that's what it was that's what it was that's what it was that's that's that's that's that's that's that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tarp moving and I thought, well, that seems like it must have a false back, but they're saying it was magic, so I knew it couldn't have been that. Yeah, well, they cut to her backstage behind the stage. That's how she got there. Yes, how she got there. I see. I see.

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He's a real like, Rudan the Mystic, he's got a very important role. He's a real true, he's a leader in a way that Phil is not good. I think he's the gay best friend. Doesn't it seem like in a romantic comedy? In a romantic comedy, you can confide in him. Tell them about your love troubles without worrying that he's trying to make a play for you. Yeah, because he kisses her on the head and there is an ounce of chemistry there. Okay, that's fair. Well, what do we see?

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fancy box car we got Phil the head of the carnival we got Jennifer the crazy wild red head and then in comes Gerner the knife thrower and Gernor just in front of the two of them says here's what we do we kidnap her. Yeah. He's just letting his victim in on the entire plan. He does before they done it. And he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he he he he he he he he to he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is is just just. th is just. th is just. th is just. th is just. the the the. the. the the to the. the. to to to to to the. the. the. the. the. the.. He does. Before they've done it. Before they've done it. And he says, he bursts in and Phil says, can't you knock? And he's got a great line. He says, I can, if I want to. He just makes it clear. I do know how to knock.

Yes. I am capable of it. But it don't want thought this through, have they? It's not going to be hard to figure out, you know what I mean? If her father, they want one million dollars, her father costs up a million dollars, they turn her over, she's gonna say it was the guys in the carnav. It's real easy. Not to mention that this happened at the carnival. So that's where your investigation starts. Who kidnapped my daughter?

Probably someone at this carnival. Right. These people are simple. They love each other. They love each other. They care for each other. Well, it's Ruudan, more than anybody, stares off into the distance and tells our characters what Carney people are like.

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She's all of those. She's all. No, well, and I read about a woman who had experienced with a professional entertainer who had girth. And she said, well, I had so much harassment for people already. I thought I might as well get paid for it. And she empowered herself. And she wrote a book about it.

It's available on Amazon. What's it called? I can't remember. All right. Did you ever experience that I remember as a kid I went to a carnival and saw a big fat lady. And I left, even as a kid, not thinking, wow, there's a wonder of the world. I left thinking, that gal sure seems sad. And I felt horrible.

And the great thing is that now that there is, there is fabulous. That she would now be, there would be an outgoing culture that's very strong of being fat and fantastic. I feel sad for her because she certainly has not made it to this day in age I don't think. No I don't believe so. We don't know because sometimes you get reborn. Oh that's true. I looked up her name Mary Roscoe and I found a California's first Latina lawyer was named Mary Roscoe but it's not the same lady. But it was nice to think that it might have been. She might have took her bananas of money and gone to law school, but no, as somebody else was the same name. Well, okay now, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, thi, to, to, thi, the to, thi, to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I is they. they. they. they. they. to, to, to, they. to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, toe. their, their, got here? Oh, poor. So now our heroes are looking

for Jennifer. She's gone missing. And Little Joe says the, he says the classic dumb thing. He says, I think we can cover more ground if we split up. You literally see, it's like I'm watching God damn Scooby-doo. Every time. Never learns. So he heads off on his own. And he ends up in Phil's wagon and he ends up in Della's wagon, our little tent there. And Della says, I'm gonna go ask some questions, see if I can help you solve your problem. And that's when four tough guys come in in their little newsy caps,

and they beat the hell out of Joe and take his gun, and we see that that action was orchestrated by Gerner the Knife thrower. He's like you beat the hell at a Little Joe. Little Joe, he's so courageous. He's outnumbered four to one, but he pulls the old gentleman. We can talk this, pow, that old trick. Yeah. But it, he nearly takes him. He nearly takes him. to know why he's called Little Joe? Yeah, we recently discovered this. And that will have aired by now, right?

I don't think, yeah, we'll have, yes. Okay, there's a fellow by the name of Big Joe Collins, who was friends with Ben Cartwright and he saved Ben Cartwright's life but died in the process and he said to Ben Cartwright, please go see my wife and tell her how I died. And Ben Cartwright went and saw his wife and fell in love and immediately betted her. Immediately betted her, made a baby and they said, well, let's name them little Joe after big Joe. Isn't that beautiful? Well, it's almost like a miracle if it weren't a series of actions he took over and over again with women who were single and then he made them pregnant and then somehow put their lives at risk.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forget how that one did. If it didn't seem like a scary pattern developing, at least for the women's story, it would be beautiful. Is Ben Cartwright, the first serial killer? Well, he's certainly not the last. Because if you're going to be killed, it'll be your spouse is going to do it statistically.

Is that right? Oh, God, and overwhelmingly statistically, right? That's scary. Oh yeah, uh-huh. That's, that's, my husband wouldn't though, because he, he really, he, but sometimes he looks at me and he says, I admired your film career. I could never do that. Because, because I look like Humphrey. Oh, I see. You know, I think that that if there were any

violence in his heart that he would, he'd have a hard time falling through because. Uh-huh. But he wouldn't kill you, but would you kill him? I mean. If you haven't answered by now, don't probably don't answer. Oh, it's probably the best. Just keep it quiet. I, if it was a knife through a curtain. Oh man, you guys are performing Hamlet or something? So that no one could see my, who is doing it? They just see your hand. Oh, I see. Okay. Gurner's style of killing people is that he picks his hand with the weapon through a curtain and holds it there for a long time. He did that with the gun knife in

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The sheriff arrives very quickly. The sheriff is summoned by Hawes, who had been, wanted him to investigate, the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance the disappearance to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the disappearance to be to be their to be to be to be to be to be to be to had been wanted him to come investigate this parents of Jennifer Bale. Now there's dead body and he's gonna take little Joe into custody little Joe goes running. He escapes and he's because he's an innocent man still searching for Jennifer Beals. It's real exciting. This is when he wanders into the tent of a beautiful beautiful woman with Betty Grable legs. And the Clark Gable hair. Yes. of a beautiful, beautiful woman with Betty Grable legs. And the Clark Gable hair, yes.

Because his performative heterosexuality over the course of the initial how many episodes we've seen so far, we realize it's covering a real, a sexual excitement and confusion when faced with male characteristics along with the female form. Right. And that that really hits the spot. It gets them right where he's both confused. Yeah, I like to have performative heterosexuality. It is, it's a beauty, but a man,

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little Joe there and he does find little Joe there, but also Hoss is there. And now Hoss and Hercules have a battle of two giants. It's like Godzilla and Malthrow out there in the woods. And they battle one another. And Hercules ends up subdued and convinced that Little Joe is innocent. But now, Hercules has now turned on Phil and Gerner. Things really get complicated. It always gets complicated around. Yeah, very confusing. I did enjoy this episode. I have to say that.

It was wonderful. I like the ups and the downs and I liked how many new, I felt a relief when there is so many new characters. Like I just thought I like this show. I know it seemed like this could have been a backdoor pilot for a spin-off. Could have been. Yeah, the cart rides crazy carnival. Yeah. I want, they have more emotional depth as people who are misunderstood who have to travel all the time and be treated poorly. Yeah. More you saying the carnival people have more emotional depth than the card rides? Well, the cart rides? Well, the cart rides, they are constantly in a state of strength.

Like, they own the largest piece of land. They're all men, all white men. And so it's less interesting. You don't get to see any sort of struggle really. I hadn't noticed that they are all straight white men. I didn't notice that. But then the carnival, it's like all sorts of people. It's people who don't are, people don't,

they're sometimes yelled out on the street. And you think I want to know more, but they don't give anybody lines. No. And when they do, it's the large gal and she is not an actress. She ain't an actress. Well, then we come to her big scene where she knows where Jennifer Bill is. Jennifer Bill is in her wagon and Rudan and little Joe come over there and try to

get her to tell you, say, what don't you know? And I guess they can tell somehow she knows something. And out comes the knife from behind Daisy. And it's quite clear that Gerner is going to throw his knife at Daisy or stab her if she says, okay, all right, yes, the kidnap lady is in my wagon. But Rudan notices the knife and Little Joe disarms him and then, oh, uh, that sort of the jig is up type of thing, right? Yeah.

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with no precedence or any kind of latency. Would you try this on as a beard for a joke for me and I'll just laugh for a while behind this curtain? You'll only see my face? You think that might happen? Sounds like kind of a thing kind... thing kind.. thiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, that's, thi. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiaa. thiaaaa. thia. thia. thia. thi's a crazy. that's a crazy. that could happen, but I don't know that we'd ever see it on the show, just something that, you know, outside the bounds of the episodes. There's a final moment, or where Little Joe thanks Rudan, the mystic who did solve so many of their problems, and Rudan says, there's very little pleasure people like us have except the satisfaction of helping others. Oh, he stares off into space. I don't understand that as a thing that

show people and strange people have. Also he's not a freak. He's not a charlatan. Yeah. If you have an understanding of miracles like I do, which is that it's a craft to get make miracles and to read minds. You you you you you learn how to make Mary Magdalene appear in bread. Oh, it's a crab. It's a craft. I see. Okay. And it's appreciated. People love to feel as if God has done something that they didn't expect, even though it's really been a team of people. Made it happen. Why is it always bread? Because people love bread. Sure they do.

Bread's in the Bible. They had it in them Bible days, bread. Yeah. Well, okay, that's the end of this episode and there's only 391 episodes. My God. This was a real, this was a real good one. How soon do we get to Haas and the little lepricons or the Christmas Bonanza? When are we gonna get something special? Do you know?

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