Bonanas for Bonanza - Re-Release: Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #10: “The Magnificent Adah”

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyDalton, Mutt and Amy are joined by a very special guest this week: Sugar Cane (Carl Tart), the designer of every suit worn on Bonanza! He's not one to gossip but he will share Michael Landon's crotch measurements. Then, they recap season 1, episode 10 of Bonanza, "The Magnificent Adah," in which Hoss gets confused by a poster of a naked woman.Merch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRelease date: Aug. 3, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh, thank God. No, I, instead of shooting guns this time, I just, I don't know what, I'm out of guns. Are you, because normally folks, if you just you're just, you, you, you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, th th th th th thi, if you, if you, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-a, to-a, to-a. tooooooooooooooo-a. toooooooo. too. out of guns Are you because normally folks if you're just listening to this for the first time That's a bad move but I give I started off with a yah y'ah Yehaw and then mutterr typically shoots a gun or a crossbow or some or some or other weapon and this time did you bite down on a side capsule? I just walked. I just walked I just walked. I the the the the th. I th. I the th. I'm. I'm. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I just th. I just th. I just thoom. I'm just the. I just thoom. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t t tote. tote. tote. tote. tote. tote. tote. tote. tote. I'm just just? I just walked, I just stepped on it. Oh, you stepped on a side. And so the fumes right now are a little alarming. I'm just going to open the back of my trailer here. Yeah.

Okay, yeah. Yep. But as always, recording, I'm going to say the thing I say at the beginning of every one of these episodes. Actually, that's part of it now. At the beginning of every one of these episodes, I say, I'm going to say the thing I say at the beginning of every one of these episodes, and then I go on to a, if you're, if you are bananas for the television show, Bonanza, you're in the right place. And if you're not,

get the hell out. Each episode of this podcast, we talk about an episode of the classic and short-lived TV Western series, Bonanza, which only aired from 1959 to 1973, but it lives on in the hearts of every decent American. And today we're going to be discussed in season one, episode 10, the magnificent Oda. And we've got some decent Americans here to help us out to do it. And so you already said hello to Mutt Taylor. We are also joined, as always, by Amy Sleverson. Hello, I'm so excited to talk about this episode because it's so biblical in its shape. And then it gave me some more ideas for multi-level marketing sales pushes.

Oh, what was the last word you said? Sales, what? Pushes. Oh, pushes. Pushes. I thought you said, cushions. Yeah, I got a general Bible question for you, Amy. Let me say first for the first type listeners, Amy Sleverson is a Christian entrepreneur and she is always coming up with new

Christian home good products inspired by Bonanza episodes, but much you've got a question about Bible. Well yeah, now they talk about Ada in this like she's a sinner but they keep using the word actor. Is it in the Bible that actors are bad? Wow that is a very good question. But in this episode, I think Ada, she represents the Jewish people from the Good Samaritan, and she's left on the side of the road to die as a sinner, but then two other, it's the rule of three, but this time they turn it to the rule of four. And the one, so one, two, and then the kicker. This is one, two, three, three people try to save her.

And then she went with the drunk, who's a Samaritan, and he saves her in hand. Because that's not, you don't see, that's the only one who's the thing. Wow. Oh isn't that something? Oh man, oh man. So this is all about the good Sam Ereton. You don't know who's gonna help you out. It might be a really mean drunk guy.

That's interesting. I wasn't sure I took that away from this episode. But we're gonna go through it, scene by scene, and we're gonna, because she's got a wonderful interpretation there. But we do have a guest, before we meet our guests, though, I just want to mention to you guys a funny, funny thing that happened to me. I got an email from Ear Wolf, telling me they were saying, well, this is the last episode of your bananas from Bonnab. Well, that can't be a the last. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Before th. th. th. Before th. Before th. Before th. Before, before th. Before, before th. Before, before th. Before, before th. Before, before th. Before, before th. Before, before, before th. Before, before. Before, before. Before, before. Before, th. Before, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to be th. th. to be th. th. to be th. to be th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. Before th. th. Before we th. Before we th. Before we th. Before we toe. Before toe. Before toe. Before, th. Before wrote them back and said, I think you're confused. They must have sent it to the wrong person. I feel sorry for whoever that is, but as everybody knows, we got 421 more episodes of this podcast to go after this one. And I don't, so it's just funny to get the wrong email.

It was made out to Dalton Welcox and all that. I'll add that as a charm charm charm charm charm charm charm charm charm charm charm charm charm that as a charm that as a charm that as a charm that as a charm that as a charm that as a charm tha ca c. that as a charm that as a charm. that as a cha. that as a charm. that as a charm that as I'll add that as a charm for my tragedy charm bracelet series. Oh yeah, what's it gonna look like a cyanide pill you can take. I assume that's what, yeah, or maybe a microphone. Oh, yeah. A microphone, yeah, but we ain't going nowhere's, so I assume that must have been a mistake. By the way, I don't know if I need to say her, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I'm, but, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to the to the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they it, they, the, the, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it, they it, they it's it's it's it, they it's it, they..... they. they. they. they. they. to to, to to to to to the to be the to be to look, the to the the to look, the the to to look, they. to they. to the must have been a mistake by the way I don't know if I need to say to but I am technically dead having faked my own death after the explosion at the ranch so that's I'll just throwing that out there just telling you like we're gonna keep doing this even though I am

dead you look pretty good I got to say hey all right I'll take it okay let's meet our guests th tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that thus the the the the the to that to the the the the the the the the the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I'll take it. Okay, let's meet our guest for this episode. We're gonna be talking about season one, episode 10, and our guest today is a person by the name of Sugar Kane. Is that, did I get that right? Oh, you got it right, baby. You got it right. Absolutely you did. Sugar cane. I understand you're a tailor or some kind, you're a suit maker, you're a clothing designer? What's the story? That's right, Daddy. I made all of these suits in this episode.

I'm kidding me. I made all the suits for the show. You're, oh my god, I didn't even know that. Wow. They didn't tell you, I used to buy suits from, you know, Nudie suits, Nudie Cone who used to make them fine cowboy suits, all them fellows would wear. And then I gave it up and went to Sugarcane because I saw so many suits on Bonanza. This guy, no shit made me a suit out of Abilone. Let me tell you something about him. Okay, but to call yourself nudie and sleep in a full outfit, take a shower in trunks,

that tells you something about- Are you trying to tell me that nudie was a never nude? Never nude. I never knew. That's a fetish. Is it a fetish? Oh yes it was. Yes it was, Daddy. It still is. I thought it kind of seems to me like the opposite of a fetish, but it's a fetish hunt, but to never be nude? Never want to see your own naked body, the beauty that was made by the universe. Oh yeah, that's a fetish daddy. Yeah, yeah, hey, just to be clear to the listeners, I'm not your father daddy. Oh, yeah, to be clear the listeners. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the f. Yeah, to the f. Yeah, to the f. Yeah, to the f f f f f f f f f. Yeah, the fett. Yeah, the fett. Yeah, the fett. Yeah, the fett. Yeah, the to be. to be to be. to be. to to to to to to to the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f. to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the f. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the thet is thetish. thetish. the thetish. thetish. thetish. thetish. thetish. thetish. to to to to to to to to to to to the listeners I'm not your father. Oh no, not at all daddy. Not at all daddy. I have a father daddy. Okay all right son but I'm not your father. Now well why why'd you call him son? Huh? Oh that's a good question. Yeah I'm a little weirded out by that. Oh I'm sorry. I'm a little weirded out by that daddy. I'm sorry oh it's just reflexive. Anytime. that's a today somebody calls me daddy the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to that to that was just... I'm sorry. Oh, it's just reflexive. Anytime somebody calls me daddy, I want to call him son. I gotta hold myself back from saying it.

This goes right into the episode of the father's son relationships and they're all dating the same woman. This is a really complicated, complicated episode. It's really weird things happen in this episode but I'm amazed here that we got the actual god damn teller did you do all 14 seasons of banana sugar cane 14 baby oak oh man did you make all the clothes or just a nice fancy just the suits baby cakes only the suits I made them all all what now are you his father no daddy I have my own children.

It's a boy, finally, finally. Oh, my boy, I do love you. No, Mud, I don't think you're his father either. I think he just throws that word around, quite frankly. I don't think you're his... Oh, man. I lost a son today. If you didn't have them all that long.

Listen baby, oh, I am an artistic person. I am a suit maker. Okay, you got you. Yeah. You dig that with a shovel. I'll dig it with whatever you tell me to dig it with. I don't care. Yeah. Uh, so what were everyone's measurements? Oh yeah. Oh baby cakes, I will let you know

Dettie. So, the first guy. She's your daddy. Wait, man, it's getting real confusing. All right, well, who, we've got, I'm sure Amy, you want to mainly know about Michael Land and this little because he's got it. He is the living second coming of Christ. And also, I don't know whether, and that would be interesting to find out whether he had genitalia. Oh, yeah, that would be interesting. What was his, his, uh, the length of his trousers from the crotch?

He did baby oil. I'll tell you, right now, from his belt line to his crotch. Oh, was 14 inches. I'm not gossiping. I'm not a gossip. I don't tell secrets, baby cakes. That's a length of a dish towel. Yeah, and now that's not necessarily a reflection on his member. That's just basically his navel to the full length of his of his loin, his groin,

just that flat sort of no man's land. Oh yes, his penis was only four inches. Oh, whoa! So he had a real long lower torso, but a real short gougly. Absolutely baby lotion. He had, what? I'm on, I'm on. From his navel to his neighbor. Dude, down there, the nape. Now, in those days, too, they used to wear their pants up fairly high.

Yeah, people, yeah, right up their their, yeah, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thethe all the way on the hip bone there way up. So he had a long pelvis is what you're telling us. Very long pelvis baby food. He, it was from the navel to the nape. From the cradle to the grave. I believe Michael Land had something like nine children so I guess four inches will do it. It's not about the size of the boat. It's about how many babies you can make with your penis. Now is that from the Bible? I don't know, I haven't read it. Is that from the Bible?

Uh, probably, originally. Well, a lot of things can be construed from the Bible. For example, the Nova's Ark, you know, that's a big boat. Yep. And, but it wasn't big enough really to, but it was just big enough to put all the animals on it, so we can make a whole new world. So was it big enough? Maybe it was. So maybe you go, oh, that was a small boat. But what if it, it wasn't too small, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, too too too thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiaa. So maybe you go, oh, that was a small book. But what if it, it wasn't too small,

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Oh, I've never have looked. I have one of those coexist symbols that's got all the religious icons on them. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, good for you. You ever anybody getting a tattoo there? Hmm. I never have. Yeah, sugarcane, you ever seen that in all your work? Listen here, baby food.

I have heard, I've seen things that you would never imagine. And I'm not a gossip at all. But I was making a suit for someone by the name of David Carradine. Oh man, Kung Fu himself. Kung Fu himself. Yeah. And on his taint, tattooed was a boot print. Really?

A full-size? Full-size, 11.5 boot print. I don't tell people's business. I don't gossip about people. I don't tell their private things. So, really, listen. Man. Baby Bjorn, I'm telling you. You must be, you must be some kind of, because I've been fitted for suits before and I've never had my taint inspected like. No? No, in fact I've never been asked to remove

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That must have been a challenge. He's a man. He's huge. You just cover him with pillowcases. And you're absolutely right. I had to take every piece of fabric I had in my house to make a suit for him. Oh man. Full pillowcases. I had to rip them apart and wrap them. And let me tell you something, I don't gossip.

No, I know we know that about it. Yeah, I don't say things there. Yeah. Never. Dan Blockers, Taint. I was trying to put a pillowcase over it. I needed a queen-sized pillow. Oh, well, it's not the biggest stuff, me, is it? It didn't have to go all the way to California King. Or yeah, or a body pillow. Oh yeah, right.

I noticed Dan Blocker in this episode gets in a kind of suit which he never has before, so that must have been hell to have to costume him twice in this. He gets all gussied up. Yeah. He really guzzied up. And I was under the gun. Let me just tell you that, baby. They were rushing me like a rush in. Did the protection staff use

guns? They did. Everybody was a method on the stand. You're kidding me. So they're all walking around with the loaded guns on their holsters saying to the costume department, hurry up, get a new tie in here. Exactly, Daddy. Wait a pistol's around. All the way from the Edith Head Building. I had to run. Oh wow. From the Edith Head Building. Full sprint from the Edith Head Building over to another lot. Wait, the Edith Head Building is on a different studio and you went, oh my god. Where's that? Where's that? Paramount or some NBC Universal. Oh okay. You guys, you don't understand. Entertainment is mysterious. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know. So your headquarters was in the Edith Head Building at NBC Universal and you had

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My mind is blown. Unbelievable. Well, all right, well we're going to be coming to you throughout this for little tidbits of information and it doesn't all have to be about people's tanks but if it is it can it can be but but I look to hear. Okay no I know you're not. Yeah you know absolutely not I like that. I heard that most television and movie production is done inside a public bus. I don't tell people's business I can never tell absolutely tell tell tell tell tell tell tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel their their their their tel their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the thea thea thea te. te. te. te. te. te. tea. tea. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. the te bus. I don't tell people's business. I can never tell you how movies are made but let me tell you this. Yeah. It's the 212 the one that runs for Breyer. You're telling me that some of our favorite TV shows and movies are shot on a on a public bus? Hold on a public bus? Hold on a was speed shot on a bus that then

was shot on a bus believe it or not it was not what of that none of that bus that was not a bus that was not a bus god damn they make magic you can tell the way the jokes land it stops that was that was a bus and you hear a really slow bus right oh so so so so so so from time to time that the time that the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the way the way to the the the to the the the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to the the the the the to the the the the the the the ttto tto tto tto the to the to the the to the the to the to the the to to to to to to bus, right? Oh, so from time to time, that everybody loves Raymond will stop and people will get on and other people will get off. And then it moves on to its next destination. Man, I had no idea. Now I'm going to go back and watch it for sure. Try to see if I can feel the stops. I didn't hear from me. Don't, don't, don't, don't I should not, I. I. I. I th not go. I th not go. I. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I their. I their their their their their their their their. I their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I the. I the. the. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I toe. I toe. I to. I to to to. I to.ry to see if I can feel the stops. You didn't hear from me. Don't, don't, don't. Don't, I should not go back and re-watch it.

Yeah. I don't know. All right. It's pretty good, but. I don't know. I've only seen it but the once or twice. So I forget then. I won't go back. Well, okay. Hey, are you are in the game, Sugar Cane?

You must be, you must be long in the tooth. Are you still out there making suits for TV shows? You still do it? I am long in the toots and still making suits. I'm still make them. I still make them. I still wrap people in silks from all over the world. Cloths, pillowcases, everything I can find. I'm a master. I'm still measuring tanks. I'm still in the game. I'm still in the game. Baby Bjorn.

Man. Mr. Kane, yes. Do you make suits for women dressed as men? Absolutely. Oh, well, we kind of know he does because you you clothe that woman in the play as a soldier. Yes. All that's right. Oh, interesting. That's very interesting. Well, can you tell us about any productions? What's the last thing you worked on?

I know we're in the middle of this, everybody's got this virus and we can't go there ain't no TVs or movies being made evidently except for if you want to apparently there's a soap opera going where they'll they'll bring in your wife and you can kiss her instead of the actress something I heard so yeah this the truth what I'm telling you on the bold and the beautiful they says people need this soap opera we're going back into production and every time you one actor needs to kiss another actor they say stop and they bring in their wife or their husband. Oh that's what Kurt Cameron does for real is that what he does

anything he has to kiss a woman in he turns his wife and he only kisses his wife and that's a story. He's an innovator. Yeah. That's what my husband calls the cutting board. My wife. Oh yeah you made a cutting board with a hole in it. Yes. And for when I'm out of town but I'm always home. Okay it sounds like he still has a relationship with it even though you haven't of that town. But uh, what's that going? She's funnier than I am. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's what. Oh, that's what's what's what's what's what that. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. that. Oh. Oh. Oh. that's what. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. that. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's. that's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what. Oh. Oh. though you haven't left town. But, uh, what was I go? She's funnier than I am. Oh, man. I'm sorry to hear that. Sorry to hear that. But, say, uh, Sugar Kane, what's the last thing you worked on?

The last thing I worked on was actually a Kirk Cameron film. Oh, you're kidding me. Listen, I'm not a gossip, but they don't believe in the quarantine. They don't believe in coronavirus. They're still filming because they feel like they have to get these movies out to spread the message. Yeah. So, I need money. I can't turn down work. So I made myself a hazmat suit.

So I took a bunch of hazmat suits and I fashioned them into a three-piece suit. It looks so cool. It does not cover any orifice of my body. So any droplets will get in. This must be the best looking hazmat suit though. Oh, it is fantastic. It is fantastic. Daddy-O. I love it so much. And that's the last thing that I worked on was a Kirk Cameron production. And it was it was called Christmas time in th th time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time th th th th th th the thime thime thime thime thime thime thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thus. thi. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A and that's the last thing that I worked on was a Kirk Cameron production And yeah, it was it was called Christmas time in Beiru

In Beirut yes And it's where he goes to Beiru and tries to convert everybody to Christianity. Oh, oh, okay That's such a good idea. Yeah, they make a 365 Christmas movies a year a home our channel. Isn't that correct? Yes, this one is set to air air in August. Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? the the the the the the the the the the the th? th? the th? th? the the th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th., isn't that correct? Yes, this one is set to air in August. Okay. They have a yearly special that where they do the 365 days of Christmas, and as soon as it's over it starts again the next day. I love it. That too, I can't get enough Christmas for me. By the way, there is a Bonanza Christmas album, but not talked about it on one of these the bonus 'd all check that out, Christmas at the Ponderosa, I believe they called it. And I'll

put that on, I'll just put that on the middle of a hot day in the middle of the summer, Goddame. All right, well, what do you say? we'll do that. You should we all take a break? Sure. All right, well, this is it. But Taylor's here, Amy Sleverson's here. Sugar Kane, going to be telling us all about the suits. And behind the scenes excitement of this episode, we'll be right back after a break. to One touch without a robot is all in text. Say it. Never let go. We're the world now.

Never let go. In theater September 20th. All right, we're back and we're going to jump right into season one, episode 10 of Bonanza, the magnificent Ada. This episode, by the way, is about the real life, once again, there's a real life person that the episode is based around. Her name was Otamankan, and she toured with a show that was a hippo drama. She had a popular hippo drama, which it's a kind of, what a hippo drama is,

is it's a play in which a live horse comes onto the stage at some point. Okay, well, now I'd question the name, I say, because, and th is, and th is, and th is, and th is, and th is, and th is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is about, is, is, is, is, is about, is about, is, is about, is, is, is, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is about, the the the the the the thooooooooooo, too, toe, toeroeroeroerat, the the the the the the I'd question the name right away. Well that's what I said I says because the only thing I can think is that maybe hippopotamuses were more popular and so they was trying to they would advertise it as a hippo drama and then get people in the door and then it's actually a horse try. I don't know that's the only thing I can come up with. Oh yeah, bait and switch. The horse was the best part. Yeah, I love that. And then he left. If you used to tell me that any play has a, is at some point a horse is going to come out in this play, I'd see a lot more plays. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, and a naked woman a naked that's to come to come to come to come the horse is a horse is a horse is a horse is a horse is a horse is a horse is to come to come to come to come to come to come to come the horse is a horse is to come to come the horse is the horse is the horse is the horse is the horse is the the horse is the horse is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the horse is. the horse is. the horse is. the horse is. the horse is. the the horse is. the the th. th. th. th. tho. thoo. tho. tho. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the tell you that right now. Yeah, and a naked woman who's not in any way naked, but is naked enough to fool a hoss? Yeah, that's right. And apparently that was what this show was. She would get onto a horse and her character was naked, but she was really in just a pair of long Johns. And I guess if you were sitting far enough back, you'd go, holy crap, a naked lady on a horse.

Or if you're sitting real close up and you're as dumb as hoss. So we now know that he's never seen a naked woman ever. Oh, so as far as he knows, the flesh of a naked woman might be made of flannel. Yeah, and have absolutely no other, just no nipples or nothing to speak of. Just pure Barbie doll. Yeah, maybe. He had a real good seat. But anyways, I want to tell you a few things about this episode. Here's a few, this episode was directed by a guy named Christian

Niby, who is credited as the director of the thing from another world, but nobody believes he really directed it because it's too good. That's the truth. They think Howard Hawks must have really directed it because nothing else Christian Nibie ever did ever came close to that. Did they not see this episode? I know this episode is fantastic. And then another thing about this episode is that there's a character named John C. Regan is played by Don McGowan who played the god-dam creature from the Black Lagoon in The Creature Walks Among Us in 1956. Yes and this movie by the way of the Creature Walks Among Us, the plot of this creature

of the Black Lagoon movie is that they're try to capture the creature and they accidentally sent him on fire. And then they bring him to a hospital on land and they're treating him for his birds. And in the meantime, he sheds his gills and develops human lungs, because he's been on land so long he's turning into a man and so they say well if he's gonna be a man we better put some clothes on him and I'll show you a picture of of the creature from the Black Lagoon becoming a man and putting on clothes and this is that Don McGowan as the creature so listen here he is there he is oh my god look at that now sugar cane did you do the costumes for So listen, here he is. There he is. Oh my God, look at it. Now, Sugar Kane, did you do the costumes for that? I don't like to speak on my work very often. But I did do this.

I made that suit. We made that suit out of 31 potato sacks. It fits like a glove. And let me tell you something about the creature from the Black Lagoon's tape. Not to be confused with McGowan's tape. Okay, okay. The actual creature from the Black Lagoon because I told them, I went into the makeup department as they were making the prosthetics for the creature for the black lagoon. And I said this is by no means my job. I should not be telling you this, but I'm going to tell you. I'm going to give you some notes on this. Okay. If he's a creature and he's lived in a black lagoon for this long, this taint is enormous.

You think it must have just swelled up or something like that in the water. Because that's the first part of your body that swells when you've been in water for a long time. I didn't know that. That's what makes sense. Yes. Wow. From the naval to the tank. Yeah. That has to be bigger. It's not realistic. I refuse to watch this film. Good. Well I can't believe, I can't believe it and you were involved because I got this movie backs up what I've been saying for a long time because you know I run into creatures from the Black Lagoon all the time just today you know I'm staying here at a holiday and I went get my truck out this morning and they charge me for a whole extra day of parking because I'd been there a few hours past the 24 hours

fellow that told me that turns out was a creature from the and no the answer is no now now now thi tho that that that that that that that the that that that that that that that that the that that the that that that the that the the that that that that that that that the the the that that tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true true true true true true me all the time. How'd you do that? Well, that's what people say to me all the time. Well, did he look like a creature from a creature from the black lagoon is on land long enough, he will eventually morph into more of a man. How did you go, oh sorry. Oh, no, no. How did you fight the creature? Did you pray? Did you pray pray? Oh, oh, no. I could have tried praying? Oh, I could have tried? Oh praying but I just stabbed him. Yeah I've made next time I'll try praying I didn't even think about it I just stabbed him in the heart and we're gonna have to edit that out because I know Earwolf doesn't want me talking about monster killing on this show and I've been real good buke but yeah so anyway two things we don't do on the show. Let's talk about monsters and gossip. We never gossip on this show. Never talk about anybody's lives personally. Let me tell you guys pick the right. If you don't gossip on the show, you pick the right guess because I don't gossip.

I don't tell anything. I am a sealed, I am a locked and sealed trunk. Okay. Let's get started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started started at scene by scene. The first scene of this episode, we're in the middle of a forest and a man wearing plaid is hanging a poster to advertise a show. Beautiful suit. Yeah, beautiful suit. It's the first one I made for the episode. Derwin Watkins, his character named in wearing a beautiful suit, and he is advertising this show on a tree in the middle of a forest on somebody's private land. That, we're the the the the the the their w wearing, their we, their we, their we, their we, their we, their we, their their we, their their their their their their we, their wo, their wade, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th th th th th th theiring theiring theiring theiring theiring the the the the the the the the the the the their their th, th, th, th, th, th, th th, th th th th the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea, thea, thea, this show on a tree in the middle of a forest on somebody's private land.

Where theoretically no one but the landowners will pass. Yep. Now that is some direct marketing because there's four people maximum that'll ever see it if they happen to come to that part of the forest that's on their land. And I was looking at the map real carefully for the first time in the opening credits. The Ponderosa is enormous. Oh yeah. Yeah.

It's all of North Lake Tahoe. Because it's theirs. It's theirs. They own it. Yeah, let's not get too deep into that. No, but think of how many other plays they've missed from bills posted on trees that they haven't even ridden by yet. Good point. Yeah, at one point, Ben Cartwright says, oh, it's a man-sized spread, the Ponderosa.

So to your point, it is huge. That's a 14-inch taint right there. Yep. So as baby cakes? Yeah. So, uh, as we learned in our last episode of this show, the cartwright boys can make a bullet go wherever they want it to. And so they are, they start shooting at Derwood Watkins, but just for fun, just for comical fun, and they shoot his hat off and whatnot. They're just fun in him. And he they o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o they they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thiol-a thi. thi. thiol-aughen thoom-aughen thoom-a' tho-a' tho-a' th. th. th. their th. their their th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. theeea. thi. thi. theea. thi. in him. And then he offers them the best seats in the house for the

show he's advertising and they act like they don't want them. But then they take a look at this poster and there's a naked girl on a horse and they all, I guess, get the same idea where I'm going to go see that show. Yeah, and the hoss gets a little bit more of an idea where he carefully folds that away and tucs it into his lapel for later use. Oh he hung on to the poster, huh? I didn't catch that. He's the sin of owning. I actually had to sew in a extra pocket into his pants.

Oh man. Oh man. For him to fit that poster folded up in because a folded posters a lot of a lot of fabric especially one that's supposed to be in the 1800s. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, a lot of fabric. It was made on cheesecloth and That his whole outfit was made to cheesecloth. No, just the poster. Oh, just the poster. Oh, his outfit was made a polyester. Oh, really? Well, you talk about my fabrics, but? Oh, oh, the, the? th, th, th, th, the? the, the, the, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, the the that's, the the the the the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's the that's the the the the the the the the the the that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's the. that's the. the. that's the. the. that's supposed. th. th. that's supposed. th. that's supposed. that's supposed. that's supposed. that's supposed. that's supposed. that's supposed. that's supposed. that's supposed. that's that's that's supposed. the poster was. His outfit was made of polyester. Oh really? Wow. I don't usually talk about my fabrics. Well you can't tell it's made a polyester, man, that good job. So, yep, and then I guess we went to the opening credits where the map, which took a good look at this time, burns, the map burns up and that's I believe that's the 10th time they've done it. This is the 10th episode the 10th episode is the 10th episode the 10th episode to to to the the the the the the to feature the the the the to feature the to feature the the the the to feature the to feature the to feature to feature to feature to feature to feature to feature to feature to feature to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. th episode. th episode. th episode. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. today. today. took. took. took. today. t burns up and that's the I believe that's the tenth time they've done it. This is the tenth episode to feature the burning map. And then we see Little Joe and Hoss are all gussied up and they're sneaking out to go see the

show because they figure they don't want Ben Cartwright or their older brother Adam to know that they are going to see this Randy piece of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I'm. I'm the. I'm the. I's the. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their their. their their their their. their their their their their. I I I I I I I I I I I I I's is is is. I I's is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's their their te. I'm going. I'm going. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. their t are going to see this Randy piece of theater with a naked girl in it. Right? This is a, if Paul catches us at a show like this, he'll skin us alive, they say. But then it seems like Pa's very female positive or always knows what a real woman is. So it's a mixed message. It's a mixed message. Well, it is interesting how little those boys know their father and their brother. They figure man the two of them would be extremely disapproving of us going to this show. Yeah it's almost as if every episode is written episode by episode which the authors have never watched a previous episode before and the morality of the cart rights seems to change on a dive. It sure does. It sure does. So so so so so so so so so. So. So. So. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th, th th, th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th morality of the cart rights seems to change on a dive. It sure does.

It sure does. So that was real weird. But they got, they go to see, they go, what happens? Oh yeah, there's a one-armed man in a saloon and this is a strange scene. He wants his friend who can bend a horseshoe and is as drunk as any man could ever be to fight a former professional champion fighter in the bar for for money I guess. Something like that. Sledge is the is the drunkard and... It's called the bee plot. That's the bee yeah that's the bee and Yeah, that's the bee. And this one-arm man, hey, hey, spill a little secret here, Sugar King.

It looks to me like, and I don't want to, you know, I might be wrong, but that he might have had a second arm hidden in his shirt. I'd have even had a third. It's so bulged. Is that, did they find a fellow with only one arm or did it look like what it looked like there where he's... I am not supposed to say this. Okay.

But that man did not have a left arm. You're kidding. He did have three right arms. All that moved at the same time, like as if a fake spider with the string. Oh my God. Wow we. So you can see... Go ahead. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. string. Oh my God. Wowee. So you could see, go ahead there. A tripod.

A tripod. A tri-pod, yeah. So you could see they were like, hey, we found an actor that only, that doesn't have a left arm. And they didn't realize they was getting a guy that had three right arms. And they didn't realize they was get they was get they was get they they was get they the right arms. So that makes sense when you look at that actor they're strapping two right arms onto his butt to hide them. Yes, I had to sew in three long arm pockets into the front of the shirt and he crossed his arms in front of him and said he were hiding himself. What a pain in the neck. And when you think that they're shooting this all on a public bus.

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the show. I don't know why why did they have that scene? What did that tell us? They go, hey you want to go in there and watch a fight? No, let's go on to the show like we was planning to. Can't figure it. Well, so then the show the show the show they they they they they the show they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to the show to to to to to to to to to to go to go. to go. to go to go to go to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the show the show the show the show the show the show the show to go to go to go the show to go to go to go th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to too, to to to too, to to to to to to to to to to to go to to go to go to go they see the show and the show is there's nights, I don't know where it takes place or when, but this, out of Manken is dressed up as a night. I guess she plays a man through the whole show and at some point she is, they take off her clothes and tire to a horse. So, is that what happens? Seems like it to me. I mean, I'll be damned that gal playing that, that, that, that, that th.. That, that that that that that th. That, th that thia that thia that thia that girl, thi that girl, thi thi thi thi the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi clothes and tire to a horse. So, is that what happened? Seems like it to me. I mean, I'll be damned that gal playing a fella. That's like a little theater history here. Sarah Bernhard used to play Hamlet

and she had a wooden leg, I think, or do I got that wrong? Sandra Burr, what was the one. Yeah, A-Rod. That's right. The baseball player? I think so. Here, let's watch a little scene from this play here. I think this is the moment with the horse.

Yeah, there they go. There she is in her line, John. Wow. He sure was a girl, wouldn't he? Who's saying that? Haas is so excited. They tired of this horse. Hey, no, no, no. No.

No. Hoss is getting real mad. So this guy says this is going to strike terror throughout Poland. So this guy says this is going to strike terror throughout Poland. And sure enough, that horse takes off like a fucking rocket. Yeah, I don't think they intended it to go that far. And Haas really believes this is real. And he's not the only one. All of these minors and folks are there's storm in the stage and all of these actors who are carrying spears, aim them at the audience. Wow, you must have had to have been there. I had to sew all of those spears together. What? Really? Them's cloth spears? The spears was considered part of the costume for them?

So what I had to do was soak the fabric in starch and let it sit out until it hardened. And it was sharp enough to stab audience members. Wow. Wow. You know that horse kept going for 48 miles. You're kidding me. All the way back to Edith Head building. All the way back to Edith head. Well, I'm not surprised. It wants to go home. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go to to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the costume the costume the costume the the costume the costume the costume the costume the costume the costume the costume the costume the costume the the the costume to the ca. the ca. to to the costume to the costume thoomcoa.coaucoaucoaucoa.coa costume thoomcoaucoaucoa. thaucoaucoaucoa. the. the coaucoa. way back to the Edith Head building. All the way back to Edith Head. Well, I'm not surprised. It wants to go home. Well, I have, I might have some, maybe some work for you and then I'm designing a series of puppets for girls to act. So, it's only, it's acting jobs for girls. so it's going to be smaller puppets, smaller hands, and they only are for playing parts that girls could never be. So, like the president, or like a tall guy, or a penis, or god. So you've got puppets that is god, a penis, the president, and a tall person.

Those are the puppets. Yes. And these are specifically for girls to put on their hand and play. To learn to act. But you take on the rule that you could never have in real life. I see, okay. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. I love that. I love that. I love that. Yeah, I love that. that. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th th th th th. th. th. the the the the the the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the the the the the the you take on the rule that you could never have in real life. I see, okay. Yeah, I love that idea. So people can find that on Lots Daughters. It's on my website, Lots Daughters.com, where you yourself can become a sales rep, a profit for the profit. Oh, I love it. Profit will not profit. I normally don't take work, but I will do anything for you, Daddy. I will sew all the pubs you need, Daddy.

Oh, I've just gained a commissionary. Oh, that's beautiful. Because normally you'll send that design off to China and they'll have it done for you in like 12 hours. 12 hours but it'll take six weeks to shit. Yeah, I'll see that. Isn't that right? Isn't that right?

Like why can't people run faster? Right. To get here, I assume they're running to get here. Come on. Hey, speaking to China, Chinese people. there's a number th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I they're. I they're they're they're they're th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll th that's what we're supposed to call them, I guess Chinese people There's a number of them in this episode Quite a few and they're all sort of they're all in the service class. They'll all just kind of bring a lobster to you or tell you your horses ready. Yeah, right? I have all have exactly the same costumes. Oh, yeah, uh-huh. Were those made by you sugar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the? Yeah, the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they? they? they? they they? they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. Yeah, they're. they're. they're? Oh, they're? Oh, they're? Oh, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their their their their their they're all. they're they're they're they're they're they're the same costumes. Oh yeah, uh-huh. Were those made by you sugar? Oh yeah. Yeah. Did you make the... Did you make the costumes for the men in the in the service industry and the in the Chinese?

Unfortunately, I did not make those costumes. No. Oh, yes. They were, you know, know, I, listen, I don't get into politics, but they, those men were forced to find the costumes on their own. This was not a very good production. B Y.O.W. Bring your own wardrobe. That is not fair. Was that a policy only for the Chinese people? Yes, absolutely. Okay. It was not a good set. Was that hair real or was that a policy only for the Chinese people? Yes, absolutely. Oh, okay. You know, was that hair real or was that a wig? Are those little stringy long ponytails there? I did sew those. Oh, okay. Those were all yarn.

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That's a daddy who looks like a baby, like in that Roger Rabbit cartoon. Oh yeah, right, adult babies, I've heard of them. I'm very concerned about them. Baby bosses. Yeah, right. No thank you. Okay, so, so, we're getting back to our episode here. Now, after the show, they go back to that saloon and as tradition holds, the star of the play comes into the saloon and throws her garter to a bunch of drunkards and somebody gets to catch it. And now lo and behold, all three of the Cartwright boys, because Ben, turns out Ben was at the show

too, or I mean Adam, Adam was at show, so all three of the boys are there and in walks Ben Cartwright there, her own father, and not only was he at the show, but he's old friends with Autumn Mankin. This is the second time in these ten episode ten episode ten episode ten 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. I. I's th. He's th. I's th. He's th. He's th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the, the. the, the. the, the. the. the at the show, but he's old friends with Autumn Mankin. This is the second time in these 10 episodes that it turns out Ben has a longstanding relationship with a disreputable woman. First time it was a woman who ran a brothel. Second time it's an actress who rides around on a horse into pair of long jobs. And then the boys had no idea. They're like, what the heck is our dad doing here? He's got a string...

All four cart rides are out as perverts in this. Yeah, man. Going to the theaters. Perverts. But, and then we find out, they go up to her fancy hotel. Oh, the fella that catches the garter is this prize fighter and it seems like there's some friction between Ada and this prize fighter, John C. Regan. Up to her fancy room where man-on-man Ben Cartwright has ordered lobster and pheasant and he's had champagne flown in from Boston all for Otto Mankin and then because they have a just a little bit

of a conversation about John Regan who caught the garter, he decides he's leaving. He doesn't get a taste of any of those food. The whole night is ruined. She didn't say I still love him or anything like that. She just said, yeah, that guy was there. It was, I mean, he came all very sensitive. Yeah, he got a hair trigger.

I'm going to a hair trigger. sunk for sensitivity. Yeah. He's got PTSD because all those wives died. I guess that's right. And then this hotel room seems to have a secret entrance because he walks out the front door and John C. Rick and is coming through the secret entrance and is standing behind her. He's been there the whole time. And I guess we learned that he has

previously been paid by her to leave her alone. But now here he is. Yes, she hired him to leave her alone. Uh-huh. Yeah, he had to fill out a W-9 and leave her alone for a while, but not too long. Then what happens? Then we get, oh, Haas is bringing a tree over to Adam. I guess it's the next day. He's just carrying a tree. And little Joe rides up with all this urgency and he says, Paul didn't come home last night. They're all worried because they think Pa might have got some action from that Audamaconan. Oh yeah, he's probably lousy with syphilis by this point.

Exactly. They're all concerned and then they've also heard, well Hop Singh had to bring a set of clothes into Virginia City for Paul to change into in the morning and Ada's gonna come home with them for dinner, right? Sugar Kane, did the Hop Singh not only have to get his own costume, but also get those clothes because they're a prop for him? Yes, he had to buy those. He had to find them somewhere. Oh, wow. The set was not PC. It was not busy. Oh, I'm not surprised. Well, good for them. Yeah, yeah, you don't need that PC garbage. A the thse se th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. t. t. toda. toda. toda. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. to. Yeah, yeah, it was a, yeah, you don't need that PC garbage. Anyways, so, Hawes, okay now, next thing we see is, Ada comes over for dinner to the Ponderosa, and now the boys are all dressed up like three little Colonel

Sanders. They're all wearing the same outfit. Tell us a little bit about that. No, no, no, oh, that's a compliment, Colonel Sanders? How, how dare you, Daddy, baby? I can't believe you just said that about my work. Oh, no, no, I think they look, I think they look fantastic. He meant Mark Twain's. Ah, that's more like it. Yeah. Yeah, there's a shot where all three of them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them their them them them are they they they they they're they're they're thi tham tho they they're they're they're they're thi. their that. they're they're they're they're they're their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. t. toda. today. today. today. today. today. th. th. they're. they're. they're tha. they're them are in the shot together and they're all wearing the same shirt and the same tie. And it looks like you just want at least one of them to be holding a bucket of chicken. I thought they was in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir or some shit like that.

Yeah, they got all dressed up. Yeah, what's the story with that sugar cane? That's what they are. They are sweet daddy babies, yes. That's a daddy baby. Oh, okay. These are all the daddy babies. I see. They're to support their daddy. They're babies. Oh, yeah. Well, now at some point in this dinner, which is going along just fine, Adam says, yeah,

what we do here in the Ponderosa is we protect what's ours from outsiders. And he'sares down his dad's girlfriend and she's like oh I get it and then they tell her you know you go out sit in the carriage all by yourself and we're going to talk to our dad and then they say to their dad like we don't want you to date her because she's an actress or something that's the beef right and he says don't worry about me and he leaves okay but they decide they're gonna they to th th th they're th they're they're th they're they're th they're they're th they're th they're th th they're gonna th th they're gonna th th th the th th th th their to to to to to to to to their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their the. the. thee. the. thee. the. I the. th Okay, but they decide they're going to do something about it. And this is when Adam goes to her dressing room and what's he there for we understand? He is there to say leave our father alone. And to create a new definition of consent. Yes, so let's watch that scene because... To finally get it defined. If his mission was, his mission is, this is a classic example of mission creep, but let's

see, because he's going there to tell her leave our dad alone. He is a mission creep. I guess so. I think you know why I'm here. Yes, I think I do. Don't you think your father is wise enough man to take care of himself? Look, Ada, you have your way of life. We have ours. You also speak for your brothers? In this case, yes. Tell me Adam, when did you first decide I was a bad woman?

When you saw me with your father or when you saw me on the stage. What are you afraid of Adam? What makes you think I'm afraid? He ain't never afraid. You came here to say something to me, why don't you say it? He's gonna say it. I think the words are necessary. What?

Oh! He's gonna say it. I think words are necessary. What? Oh. You know what I mean? He's grabbed her by the shoulders and plants a big kiss on her. And she's, I don't know how you would describe her participation. She's staring at him in wonderment. Oh no, at least we understand each other. But do they? Boy, that is a one-way understanding of understanding. There wasn't a yes in there.

I didn't hear a yes anyway. Nope, there sure wasn't a yes. I mean, I was so confused by that scene. Because he's there to tell her, leave our father alone. And then at what point did he decide he's gonna kiss her? Oh, I mean, what's he doing? Fun fact that kiss was so wet they both slobbered all over that road. Oh because back then people

smoked so many cigarettes and did chewing tobacco and things of that nature it burned a hole right through it. What she did chewing tobacco? She did. That's why her voice is so deep. Oh, right. Wow. Yep, that's a crazy scene. And then so he, Adam walks out of there and little Joe is like, well, I guess I better go in there. He says I'm going to go in there and talk her out of being with our dad. And he takes the same approach.

He goes in there like a big old flirt bringing in all this food and wine to, for the the the her leave our dad alone but he's putting all the moves on right he decides to get a shave in a new suit I think he's going in there ready to poon down it was premeditated yeah right that's right I think you're this is a complicated psycho-drama their father has is hanging out with a woman and they're all worried about it because they think she's disreputable and they go to do something about it. When in fact they're the sex offenders. Yeah it is a complicated psychedrama or just written scene to scene on any different day, not caring about what came the day before. It's one of the two and I

I think you're right though. It's one of the two and I think you're right though. It's one of the two. Maybe they did it as a mad lips. I guess so. But then this one goes totally in the in a different direction because she starts putting the moves on him and getting him all flustered and he's nervous. Yeah, and then she pushes him off the couch. Yeah, it's clear as day what's going on here and that is I do not know. He went in there to put the moves on her and then she starts going oh yeah we're going to do it and then he's like get me the hell out of here. I'm just... Right. It's the I love Lucy's syndrome where you know she'd try to the the the the the the the to the to to th to th th th th th th th th to th th th thu thu thu thu thu. I thu to tho to tho to tho to tho tho tho thus. I thu thus. I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thin the. I the. I the. I the the the the the the the the the the. I'm that's the. I'm that's that's she'd try to scare off a suitor by coming on strong, but it would backfire on her. You know what I mean?

The only guy is going to help you in the end is the violent alcoholic. Yeah, I guess. Spoiler. Spoiler. Well, so, okay. So, the host doesn't get get a get a run at her? I know. You know, that's an interesting. I don't like to give away Hollywood secrets.

Okay. Okay. All of the suits that the boys were wearing, I had to sew in what they called, pooom down holes. Yes. Now, what's that? And because, just like you just said, they all went in to look like they were going into poon down? Well, that was in the original script.

I think it was cut for time. But they had me sew in, poon down holes, and all of the pants of the suits. And they told me, I said, do it for a host. You're kidding me. Oh no! He's wearing chastity trousers, basically. They want to let the hoss pune down. They don't want to replicate. They don't want them to have a kid and have it be another hoss.

Oh yeah. How does a poon down hole work? Is it just like a fly? It's an opposite of the fly, depending on which way your penis leaves. Oh I see. Well it's cross-mounted? What do you mean? Or is it round like a birdhouse? It's round like a birdhouse, but it can be spread out through velcroat. Oh wow, man, you're an innovator. So it's like an eyelid that sticks. Yes, exactly. Yeah, that's an analogy that I understand. The pony-dad eyelid. Yeah, I wish you would have just said that. I mean, because that's

something everybody could, you know, identify with. Yeah, stick an eyelid. Sure. Well, then, so there's a knock on the door and everybody assumes it must be Ben coming to check on Ada, but instead it's that prize fighter, Reagan, and he comes in, he wants to beat up Joe or something like that. She hands him some jewels to get out of town. And then, oh yeah, and that's when Ben shows up with a gun on his hip and proposes marriage in a kind of a strange way. His manner of proposal is she says, well, it not like Ben's gonna marry me and then he from across the room goes, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Yeah and then she says don't interfere Ben and he says I'll

interfere because I'm asking you to marry me meaning that gives him the right. All you have to do is ask a woman to marry her and you can do anything to her. I guess that's right. That's one of my dinner plates. It says, it says you asked, I said yes because I had to. And it says it in script and it's a big dinner plate and so your whole family can enjoy like a roast turkey. Beautiful or a pheasant and some lobster. Yeah, a pheasant hasn't even been plucked. Did you get a look at that thing? I didn't notice it's covered feathers? Well its wings were spread and on the plate and yeah I had to sell

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then just kicks the crap out of them, right? Yeah, now you said this was method so was they all really fighting on set there, Sugar Kay? They were all fighting. Everyone was really fighting. But they also had this thing where they would never, there was so many times that I I I I I th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they. they. their their their their they. they. their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the they also had this thing where they would never, there was so many times that I would yell from the side, it was all, it all had to be cut out for time. But there were so many times where I would just yell, shoot him! You have a gun! You can't fight him, and they were like, oh we can't shoot someone who doesn't have a gun. We can't shoot his the them, shoot him shoot an unarmed man. And I go shoot his ass. You can't beat him up. There's a strange code on this show where both parties have to agree whether this is going to be a fist fight or a gunfight. Yeah, but if it's a fist

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Oh, that's funny. Well, he is a showman. He is an agent for a show, so I guess it makes sense that he would have tied a fishin line to his hanky to be whipped away when a gun fires. I, I'll buy that. Well, okay, now what happens? So, oh, there's a scene where Ben explains his proposal to Ada, and here's where things become more clear, because Ada basically spills the beans that Adam planted a kiss on her, pretty much, and Ben's response is, huh, okay, neat. And then, basically, the way they talk about it is they say, uh, see, I, I can't, I can't, she's just like, I can't, I, I, I, th........... th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th, that's, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that's, that's, that's, that's, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thin, to thin, thi, thin, thi. And then basically the way they talk about it is they say, see, I can't, she's just like,

I can't marry you Ben because your boys are adults. And if I marry you, they're just gonna constantly be kissing on me. Seems to be basically the problem. Yeah, and Ben Cartwright has a real problem with the boxer wanting her, but minute it's one of his sons, well ain't that cute, ha, let's have a laugh, too bad. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She can't be safe anywhere unless it's with the guy who's violent and angry. Yeah. Yeah. She cannot marry Ben because she will be constantly getting kissed when she doesn't expect it by his adult sons. Well, that's a real pickle. So they just figured their love is never going to, never going to happen.

All right, but now they find out that Joe has been beaten bad by Regan and they storm into the saloon and Ben Cartwright wants to shoot him and gives him a gun to make it a fair fight, but Regan won't pick up the gun so, oh well, it gis it has to be a fist fight. And Ben's gonna do it, but then Adam restrains him so that Hoss can do it. Which proves that Ben probably wouldn't have been too good in that fight if he was so easily restrained by his one son. That's a good point. He's restrained for a long time. And then we have just a hell of a brawl between this champion prize fighter

and the human monster that is hoss cart right. And man, this goes on for one minute and a half with no music, and it is just, a hoss swinging these gigantic haymaker knockout punches that a Regan can see coming from across the plains and he ducks them and then he hits Hauss, he punches Haas again and again and again and then finally I'll show you the end of the fight because after one minute and a half of being pummeled somebody has a good idea. It took a long time to get to this suggestion,

but let's see it, here we go. Don't try to fight him, wrestle him. Oh! Oh! There he goes, he grabs him at a bear hug and just squeezes the life out of him. That's it. Now what is that in his shirt? Did you notice that?

It's a fanny pack or something. I backed that up a little bit. Oh wait, I backed it up way too far. We're gonna see, I don't see it there. Now I see it. There's something in Hoss's, well maybe one. There it is. There it is. Well sir, after about a minute and a half of being pummeled near to death, finally Adam says, hey don't try and fight him like a boxer, wrestle them, and then Haas literally just grabs him and squeezes him like a, like a what, like a sea monster would squeeze a ship. Yeah, is the key to Haas win in a fight just conceptual? I mean, then why not just say, don't try to fight him, kill him? Right. Or eat him? Yeah, tie down on it. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. He he he he he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he he. He he he he. He th. He can th. He can th. He can tie. He can tie. He can, tie. He can tie, tie. He has has has toss. He has tie, th. He th. He th. He him right or eat him yeah yeah tall down on

him he eat so much yeah he's hungry he should eat him sugar cane what was that in the back we see like a big like a square something in the back of a hoss's shirt there at the end of that was a pool floaty oh he had a pool floaty under his shirt because as soon as as the same thing was a th at the end of the time. That was a pool floaty. Oh he had a, why do you have a pool floaty under his shirt? Because as soon as, as soon as this scene was over, he was so hot and sweaty he said I am going to go run and jump into Tuluka Lake. Whoa! Wow! Wow! But he ain't much of a swimmer I guess. No. And he knew that he needed he the extra support. No. And he knew that he needed the extra support. Okay. So during the scene he put on a pool, floating, knowing that when the scene was done, he was going to go swimming. Yep. He knew exactly that he was going to go run and jump into Chaluca Lake, but he's got to stay, you know, that lake.

That lake, that lake. Taluca like. Well,, okay, so finally Adam wins that fight by crushing his opponent And host does. Oh, I'm sorry. Haas thank you. That's okay. Yep, and then what happens is She comes running in. Oda comes running in. She sees this injured belligerent horrible drunk who every time we see him. He's either punching somebody or downing a bottle of whiskey and? And she grabs and cradles his head and says oh you're gonna be all right you're gonna be alright and that's when all the cartwrights just kind of go oh well we all three of us basically tried to get in her pants but she's staying with that guy what can you do he's got some line he what they say they're she could have to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to the the to the to to their to to to their their their to to to to to to to to to to to their their their to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. He. He. they. He's they. He's they. He's tr. He's tre. He's they. He's they. He's they. He's they. He's they. He's you do? He's got some line. He, what do they say they're, uh, she could, uh, she could, uh, she could have any man she wants, as I think you found out, says, uh, Ben to his son. And then, and then he says to Hoss, there are many kinds of love, as many kinds as there are women. Whoa, beautiful. Beautiful.

Three. Three of which you've died. At least three. I have to go get the front door. Oh, all right. Amy Sleverson's going to go get her, you answer the front door. Now, do you think that Ada decided to stay with the fighter because he's basically her employee and she has some, you know, kind of HR responsibility? Like she can't just some you know kind of HR responsibility like she can't just fire him. Oh I guess he could probably sue right yeah he could sue for discrimination or so or right or just like oh because he's got a problem here's

how here's his grounds to sue yeah you're you're firing me because I am an alcoholic can't do that right right right I don't know maybe you can. Well so there you go that's how that one ends up it the, it seems th you th, you you, you th, you th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're you're, you're, you're, you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're, you're, you're, you're, you're you're you're, you're you're you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're thi, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi, you're thi, right? Right, right. I don't know. Maybe you can. Well, so there you go. That's how that one ends up. It seems like almost that once again, we almost have a woman who's going to join life at the Ponderosa comes real close to getting a woman as a regular member of this show. But nope, last minute, she decides to stay with this drunk. Yeah, and numerous times in this episode, they talk about how much the presence of a woman is needed on the Ponderosa, and then let it go. It's just as quickly as that.

Yeah, I believe there's a moment where she says about Hops Singh, who serves them some food, she says, he's delightful. And Ben Cartwright says, he needs the discipline of a woman. We all do. Discipline us, Amy. I know. I could tell you guys what to do. You guys keep having great ideas and making me do them. That's what I'd like to have some guidance. All right. Oh well, so once again it doesn't work out for the cart rights. They are losers at love, but not because of the woman dying as usually happens, but because she stays with a violent drunk.

As has happened before, I believe. I believe that did happen once before, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh well, hey, in the real life, Ottomankan died of some kind of the thi. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, to, th. Oh, th. Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, tha, well, well, well, well, tha, thi.a, thi. Oh, well, thi. Oh, did happen once before, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh well, hey, in the real life, Ottoman died of some kind of disease in Paris at the age of 33. And, yep, and she really was involved with this prize fighter, but he had a different name, John C. something else. And he was a, yeah, he really lived and he lost every fight in reality now she wasn't also that character in the movie Tombstone oh I don't know yeah oh well okay we'll find out look it up all right well that's our episode unfortunately we only have 421 episodes left to go of this podcast very sad

yeah but hey hey sugar cane you have anything you have anything you want to promote anything wea we we tho the tho tho thi tho th we tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho the the thoooo tooo the the the the the thoooooooooooooo the the the tho the tho the tho the of this podcast. Very sad. Yeah, but hey, hey, Sugar Kane, do you have anything you want to promote, anything you want to tell us about you're up to? You know, I would just say, I don't like to promote this. I'm not a self-promote, a promotional person. Never. But if I were to be, I would say follow your hearts, listen to your dreams, come to me when you want to scream. Oh wait, that was not, that was at a left feel, I did not expect that. All right, I don't come to sugar can when I want to scream. You sound like just a great perfect guy to get a suit made from, I'm gonna do that. Please come, please do. All right, where are you by the way? I'm located on the 212 bus at the La Brea and Sunset Stop, right across from the Taco Cell Gavi line. And I

please come naked. Right. Don't wear clothes into I have to measure your taint. Okay, all right. So there's gonna be a lot of people showing up naked at Sunset and LeBrea at that bus stop on the bus. Okay, well, enjoy it. Mutt Taylor, anything you wanna tell us about you've got going on? No, just to say that I'm looking forward to the next 420 some episodes of this podcast, and it's been a real treat so far. I don't often use the word love lightly, but I love you people. Oh man, that's beautiful. Yeah.

What a sweet thing to say there, Mutt. All right, Amy Sleverson, what you got, what you got tell us about? I have so many new tragedy charms. You can get a charm bracelet with the following new tragedies in case this has happened in your life. It's a, it's for, one's for menopause and it's a tunic length like cover-up t-shirt. You get at Chico's, one's baby left in a hot car. So it's like a baby in a hot car when you leave your baby and you forget, oh no it's too hot for a baby. Or sometimes babies get in the back of your car and they're so quiet. Um, you mean like a rat gets into the walls of your house sometimes?

Right, right. A baby crawls in your car. I have no idea. Yeah, you have no idea you have a baby in your car and then you park it in the hot sun. It happened six times a year in the United States. and then a little bottle and it's when you run on a thousand island that was a special because that's how I feel I was really and then this one is it's a wrapped gift and it represents when you get someone a secret Santa gift yeah yeah like you got him a wine opener it turns out there an AA. Oh, man.

Jesus. Yeah, that's a real tr- Now wait, when you have, because you got, we're talking about, it's a charm bracelet with tragedy charms to remember your tragedy's bad. Do they all have to be your tragedy? Do they all have to be your tragedy? You know what I'm saying? Yes. Yes. tragedy? You know what I'm saying? Yes. Okay so what you're saying is that in this situation where you accidentally get an alcoholic something to help them drink, that's your tragedy. Well it certainly is embarrassing. Yes I see. Okay. Is there anybody anybody ever ordered every one of them who's just had the worst life that you can possibly imagine? Well some people are just more supportive? I mean I don't I don't ask for essays or proof or anything that's notarized. Oh right. Like oh the death certificate of an infant or I don't ask for that because

they're only 999. The death certificates or the charms? Wait what? No, the charm is 999. Oh, right. How much does it cost to get a death certificate for an infant? Oh, I'll get you one of those. Yeah, all right. I'd like to see one. But you know that kind of thing, I'm not going to, I'm not going to ask you to provide, I'm just going to trust. Right. Okay, that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th? th. tro? truooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. th. th. th a pillow for this month? Oh, okay. What's that? Is it a picture or is it text? What's the text? It's about the lake of fire.

And first you've got to hear that we put out the first 11 pillows. It's mostly about trumpets. And trumpets blowing and different people showing up and and but the good stuff gets into the later pillows. Oh, okay. Who needs that many pillows? I mean, I don't understand how that at this point they're still buying pillows. You got to have 21 pillows on a bed.

Oh, Jesus. Okay. Oh, yeah. And you put them in a special arrangement so God knows that you're you're ready for the apocalypse. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Uh, hey, by the way, last time on this show we talked about how Olivia Newton John's ex-boyfriend faked his own death to get out of paying $8,000 in child support and, uh, and then was rediscovered after 12 years, but I looked into it a little bit more and it's up for dispute whether they found them actually. He might, they've got some grainy pictures of somebody that kind of looks like them. Oh, so it's a developing story. It's a developing story.

I hope within the next. He's a Sasquatch. He's a cheap Sasquat. Yeah, I guess that's right. Well, all right, that'll just about do it. And I'm going to, I'll make a motion that we close this episode of Bananas for Bananza. Seconded, reluctantly. The motion is reluctantly seconded. Oh, those in favor?

I abstain. You're going to abstain this time, okay. We have one vote in favor of closing it. Can I vote if I second it? Yeah, I think so. I propose the motion. I voted for it, so you say aye. So two eyes and a sugar cane, you have a vote.

I remove my abstention. What? Yeah, two eyes and one abstention. And sugar cane, do you have a vote as to whether we should close this episode? There's a stain on my thady thady thady th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thate. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I to tho. Okay. Okay. I tho. Okay. I th. Okay. I th. Okay. I th. Okay. I th. Okay. I I th. I I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to should close this episode? There's a stain on my jacket. Oh, I vote Daddy Baby. Okay, so we've got two eyes and abstention and a Daddy Baby. I think the eyes carry the motion. Just barely. Just barely this time.

It was a squeaker. And therefore I shall gavel to a close this episode of Bananas for Bananza. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. We had a real good time. Thank you, Sugar Kane. Thank you for having me. Folks, we will see you next time and all 420 times after that. So long! Bananas for Bananza is brought to you by Andy Daly.

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