Bonanas for Bonanza - Re-Release: Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #12: “The Hanging Posse”

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyDalton, Mutt and Amy welcome Rebecca Delgado Smith from The Alarmist podcast, and Amy plugs her "Blood Of Christ" small batch communion wine club. Then they recap season 1, episode 12 of Bonanza, "The Hanging Posse," in which Adam and Little Joe join a posse to track down a nice man, a sick man and a psychopath.Featuring Maria Bamford as Amy SleeversonMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRelease date: Oct. 26, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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yeah Wow That's right one bullet now yeah that one goes out to Dakota Lansing oddly enough from Tustin, California. to decoadalancing from tuss and California that bullet had your name on it. I hope it hit you. Well, folks, this is it. Hello, friend, come on in. The gate is open wide. I said the intro right up front this time, no fooling around. This is, welcome to Bananas for Bonanza, where we talk about Bonanza, the short-lived Western TV show from the 1950s, the 1950s, and 70s. And we th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thol-in, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, tha, tha, tha, tha, thaaa, thaaaaaa, thoaaa, thoooa, tho, tho, tho, tho, the 1950s, 60s, and 70s. And we talk about it episode by episode. And we expressly do not talk on this show about monsters like vampires, mummies and werewolves

and Frankenstein. We don't talk about them, even though those monsters are a great threat to all that we as humans hold dear. We just don't touch on them at all. Never do. Well folks in today's episode of this show, we're going to discuss season one episode 12 of Bonanza. That's called the hanging posse. As a good fan, goddamn task. This episode is real good. And if you are capable of liking anything, you will like this episode. That's my opinion. And we have wonderful

guests as always going to meet our guests in a moment, but first, as always, like to say hello to our usual co-hosts, we've got country music superstar Mutt Taylor. Hey, I'm just hanging out here in a shipping container, and I finally went and rummaged around some of the old boxes in here and a bunch of old fireworks, so I know it's not 4th of July and whatnot, but if you want to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come the to come the the to come the to come the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. the the. the the. the the. the the the. the. the. thoo. too. too. too. too. to to to to you want to come by my shipping container, I am selling some expired fireworks. All right, expired fireworks for sale out of a shipping container and you're up around about Lake Tahoe, isn't that right now much? Yeah, just go up to the lake, you'll see me there.

Look for the Roman candles and whatnot. Okay, just anywhere along the little side. I have like, you know how Kennedy has an eternal flame at his grave? I've got an eternal Catherine wheel just blazing at all time. So especially around dusk or night time, you will have any trouble finding it. Oh, it'd be real easy to find you. Yeah, yeah, how do they do that eternal flame over there? Yeah, that's wild. I think it's, I think it's God. Yeah, they asked, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th. they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th. th. thus, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, us. It's God. Well Amy you know. Yeah, which I'm so glad that

you're advertising a little bit because I mean it's I'm not I'm more like proselytizing. I have a new product line called the Blood of Christ Wine Club, small batch communion wine, you just get a sip full and it's all from areas of the world that are dangerous to Christians. So we have a North Korean charaz and Eritrean Chardonnay an Israeli mall back and Uzbekian shanty, a Nepalese beetle. But they're so small. It's small. Those come in little bottles or what? Like a... It comes in a tiny bottle that you get on, like on an airplane, but you don't, it's crazed blood.

So you only, you don't, you don't drink it like you're on an airplane. No, in my mind, I pour that little bottle into just like a little thimble and drink it out of there like a cup. Oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thiolomea thi. It's thi. thiolomea thiolomea' thiolomea' that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, you thi. It's, you thi. It's, you thi. It's, you thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's like, you're thi. It's like, you're th idea. It's it you pretend you you pretend it's a full size bottle of wine and then you have like a two-scale wine cup. Yeah and that I'm a giant in the name of the Lord. Hey that sounds like fun pretend to be a giant. Oh let me say first that's Amy Sleverson where did thi. I didn't say that's Amy Sleverson Christian Christian entrepreneur, as you already figured out, I know, Bonanza's a super fan. Now, what'd you say this was called the Blood of Christ Wine Club?

Wine of the month club. So every month for $199 for a year, you set up, and we send you a low ball of wine, which you can take communion is, most people who are like me you start your own church because I just want to paraphrase the main sections of the Bible you know to kind of put it in real you know you know regular terms yeah good idea which yeah you know so so I rewrote the Bible recently too but I'm I'm not ready for publishing you rewrote the Bible in like a more easy to understand language is that what you do? Yeah and kind of like you know like like like you like you like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the main the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the main the main the main the main the main the the main the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the main the main the main the main the main the main the main section. I the main the main. I the main main section. I the main. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the. You rewrote the Bible in like a more easy to understand language. Is that what you do?

Yeah. And kind of like, you know, like, oh, this is what they met. And when I say they, I mean God and Jesus. I mean God and Jesus. Yeah, together, those two co-wrote it, I believe. Along with King James worked on it all together. They was just mailing each other copies. That's right. Drafts. It was back and forth and back and forth forever.

And that's what it happens when you're, yeah, when you're working on a project with somebody. Good thing it's just me on this one. So, you know, I take my own notes. All right. And these wines, do you say the grapes are from places where Christians are endangered? Yes. Okay, I like that. Yes.

So, a Laotian, mile back, we have just all sorts of things that you know, a lot of places people are persecuted. Yeah. We have an Indian Cabernet Sauvignon because they are, people don't like Christians in India. It's harder to get the grapes that way? It's hard to get the grapes grown and then once they find out your Christian, that's why the bottles are so small.

Yeah, and that explains, did you say it was $199 a month for one year? Because $199 of that is shipping. It's international shipping. So let me get this straight. It's $199 per month and you have to do it for a year. Yes. Okay. We're talking $2,400 you're in for the year, but now that sounds about right to me if these are kind of conflict grapes, which is what I'm reading. Yeah, danger grapes. Yeah, danger grapes. Now a lot of city speakers are pay that for one goddamn bottle of wine, $2,400 bucks. And it's blood. That's the other thing. Oh, right.

Also blood so it could be used as blood. You can treat it like a wine or you can trade it like blood. Yes. Will you ever do a kind of bread or wafer of the month club so I could just do the whole sacrament in one fell swoop? I'm working on it. The thing is I'm not very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that. I that. I th. I that I that I that I that I that I that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that very good with baking and I just haven't been able to get anything

that, you know, I thought, well, maybe I could just resell, you know, stuff that I buy on coupons, but I always, I'm in the weeds. Okay, sorry, I didn't mean to, I don't know. It's all right. Yeah, Amy's got a million different products going on. Every time we talk to her, she's launching something something. to be to be to be to be to something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something. It mean to... It's all right. Yeah, Amy's got a million different products going on. Every time we're talking to, she's launching something new. It's unbelievable. Impressive. Very busy. All right, so get off her back, God damn it. All right. Hey, I think it's time we meet our guests. I couldn't be more excited about our guests. And her name is Rebecca. Rebecca. Rebecca. Her name is Rebecca. Rebecca. the next guest on Bananas for Bonanza. How you doing, Rebecca? I'm really good. I'm very excited to be here. Well, we're excited. You're a host of a podcast yourself, aren't you got a podcast? Is that right?

That's right. It's called The Alarmist. And we kind of take history's greatest tragedies and figure out who's to blame. Oh, I see. So you're looking for, are you trying to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to assign to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be who's to blame. Oh I see so you're looking for are you trying to assign blame to like one person per tragedy is that your idea? Well we we can it can be a person it can also be a concept you know we have sent the patriarchy to the alarmist jail a few times but it's a sneaky little bastard it does tend to sneak out. Yeah. They ain't built a jail yet that can hold the patriarchy, damn it. No, we're working on it. We got to get some better funding. Good look. You ever done the Tombstone shootout or anything like that? I've never done a Western but we did do the Donner party and that, you know, that was...

You just blamed hunger. Yeah, who's the blame for the Donner? Now, Donner Party was a couple of perfectly nice fellows who was trying to get their way across the country, ran into a bit of weather, and they had to resort to ate and one another. It was, it was a two Donner's, a director and a reindeer I think. Oh well you had Richard Donner and Donner the reindeer? Yeah, that's a part. Okay. That may be a. I'm a lack of faith. Yeah. It could, yeah. Everybody is like if you believed. You could have, you could make that. You can play your stomach full. Yeah, oh sure. I've heard of that a lot. That's. Well, well. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. threat. th. th. th. th. threat. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. R. the. the. R. that. You can play your stomach full. Yeah, oh sure. I've heard of that a lot.

Well, how'd you come down on your podcast there, Rebecca, on the Donner Party? Well, I'm going to have to check my notes. It's been a while since we did that one. But I know that one of the guys who made the maps for the, you know, that sent the Donner party on the way, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, the, to to tho, tho, to to to too, too, too, to to to too, to to to too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, too, tooome, too, too, too.e, too, too, too, too, too, too, the maps for the, you know, that sent the Donner party on their way, on the, they gave him the wrong route. It was like a new up and coming route, yeah. This is the map maker was kind of a scam artist. Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

That's part of the story. What, what did you say there much? Well, Google Maps has done that to me before. How do you think I ended up here in this clear and selling fucking fireworks? Yeah, but you haven't had to resort to eating anybody yet up there, have you? Oh, no. Question, withdrawn. Quest let's just put it this way. I ain't at no one that didn't have it coming. Here, here. Okay, that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the th. th. th. th. tode. today. today. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I ain't at no one that didn't have it coming here here. Okay, that's fine. All right. Well that sounds real good now so Rebecca did you have a chance to watch this episode of Bonanza the Hanging Posse we're going to talk about today? I did. It was a very intense episode. It sure was. I've never seen Bonanza. But this episode was quite the introduction. We've been hearing that from that from that from that from that from that from that from that that that th. that th. th. th. th. th. that th. th. th. that that the that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. the. the. the. the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's this episode was quite the introduction. We've been hearing that from a fair number of the guests on this show, that they've never

seen Bonanza before, and I'm starting to get less surprised by it, but I'm no less shocked. Yeah, and you haven't even seen two-fourths of Bonanza because two of the main Bonanzas weren't even in this. Oh, really? Yep, this is one of those episodes where the story simply could not accommodate the four members of the regular cast. It happens quite often. Well, there was the brother, the chubier brother, right? Who got back to the game? Yeah, yeah, he was in the beginning. He died in a drowning that won't be explained until they bring Bonanza back as a movie. Yeah, I guess.

But no, they was all four of them. They was in one scene that had a completely different tone from the whole rest of the episode. It was a, it was a comedic scene. Yeah. Candy. Yeah, no, fat guy just can't get enough candy. And he's begging his brothers for money for candy. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the fat guy just can't get enough candy. And he's begging his brothers for money for candy.

I mean, it was a good scene. Don't get me wrong, I liked it. But we have a theory going that sometimes these episodes of Bonanza was written as like pilot episodes or even movie scripts for a different cast. And they just kind of said, well, what do we have to do to make it work for Bonanza? Nothing. Nothing. Change the names of a couple of characters. Yep, that could have happened here. Yeah, I get the sense.

This is such a masculine episode. There's so many men and men's relationships, and it's really excited me about putting out a men's product line for men. Oh, yeah, men's product line for men. Nobody's done that yet. What would it be? Men's, well, things like, you know, just like a set of like a basket, gift basket you can get for men with filled with one, like a little bottle of poison. And, uh, a water bottle for conditions and baptizing, and then the suck a pebble diuretic. Oh, do you want to lose water weight?

That's right, well, we'll get to it. There's a fellow in this episode, he's got some kind of condition to make some thirsty all the time. And one of them tells him he should suck a pebble bad advice. But, but th, th, but th, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they. they. the they. they, they, they, the make some thirsty all the time. And one of them tells them he should suck a pebble, bad advice. Hey, but you know what, I was gonna ask you when Rebecca was talking about her podcast is about great tragedies. We haven't checked in with you in a bit about your tragedy charms. Yeah. I don't know if you know this, Rebecca, but one of Amy Sleverson's product lines, you'll sell you a charm bracelet with little charms on it to help you remember some of the various tragedies and traumas of your life.

You guys should hook up. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm your clientele, Amy. I'm a big fan of that charm line. I have heard about it. Yeah. I've got a wonderful, just because sometimes people ask so many questions so many

people ask so many questions about, you know, say, oh, that's a barbecue girl, what happened? You know, it's like sometimes you don't even have the energy and explain. So right now I'm doing just purely signature items that say exactly what happened. There's longer, longer terms that you can also wear as a necklace. For example, I have this one and it's, it's, well, it's called red flags. And it's the warning signs of if your spouse is a domestic abuser. But it's, anyways, it's like nine or 10, you know, different gold. I mean, it's coded 18 car gold, inscripted with extreme jealousy, burplupable abuse, cruelty to animals, a bad temper. Anticenticenticemper. And, and anti, and anti, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and the the the to the the the the the the the, carol, inscripted with extreme jealousy, burl-bupil abuse, cruelty to animals, a bad temper,

antiquated beliefs about the roles of women and men in relationships. And then I have a t-shirt to go to it so your husband can wear it, and then say, that's me. That's great. I love those couples t-shirts, you know, where it's like, you know, like you'll have a, I asked her and then, and the other one will say, I said yes or whatever. Yeah, I'm with stupid or something. So this would be a funny one where it's like, he's got the list of all the signs of a domestic abuser and you got a shirt that says, you know, that's him, or whatever. Stay stayed. There it is. I read his shirt and I stayed anyway. I knew what I was getting into. Yeah, there you go. My arm in a sling. I stayed. Oh it's like does the shirt have it like one of those tuxedo shirts so you don't really have your arm in a sling but the shirt makes it like like one of those tuxedo shirts so you don't really

have your arm in a sling but the shirt makes it look like you got your arm in a sling? That is so good. Yes, I'm putting that directly on my next order through Cafe Press that goes to China because everything on my site, I sell everything in America. Okay. Yeah. So you can't say necessarily maybe. I sell everything in America. Okay, yeah. I sell every product in the US of A. Right. So you can't say necessarily maybe, hang on now.

But it is sold. There's a dog here. Quiet down, dog. Does he sense of vampire? Yeah, I've got a train to attack vampires. And he just is pretty much anybody that comes by the house gets gets teeth sunk into them. So I guess there's a lot of vampire. But anyways, you're talking about, what did the dog interrupt? Oh, yeah, you can't say that your products are made in the USA, but you stop them. But we don't want to think anything anymore. You know, because we're busy.

Yeah, we're, you know, got so many other things going on. Let other people, and then we sell. Yeah. I'm as said before, I'm a commissary. And I just, you know, try to bring product lines to family and people who are believers. Yeah. And every one of your products is stamped and certified sold in the USA. Sold in the USA! You can even say conceived in the USA or like

immaculately conceived. Beautiful. Thought of for profit in the US. Thought for profit by a profit. Hot damn! Man I'm try to think of some other, uh, some other, uh, some, uh, some, uh, some, uh, some of-uh, some, uh, some of, uh, some, uh, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, the, the, the, the, the the, the the the the the the the to, the the the to, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the the to the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to.. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. So, sold, sold, sold, sold, sold, sold, to, to, sold, to, to, to, the the to, the to, sold, to, sold, to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to think of some other, uh, some of some great tragedies to ask you who was to blame. I like your suggestion of tombstone because that was a thorny situation there, Rebecca. You'd that too, well let's run through it. You had Wyatt Earp was the sheriff of Tombstone. And he says, we are having no guns allowed in Tombstone. And these gangsters said, no, we need to keep our guns, right?

Wasn't that what the problem was? Well, kind of, and it's not too far off from the law and order of this episode of Bonanza either. Oh man. It's what's right and what's legal. episode of Bonanza either. It's what's right and what's what's legal. Yeah. And then so there is a shootout. We can figure out who's to blame for this episode for sure. Oh I love it. All right, well we will do that and then and meanwhile maybe we'll look up what they exactly happened there and tombstone but it got ugly. All right so look, uh, well should we, I don't want to take a break. First, I'll to to to to they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I'll they, I'll they, I'll they, I'm they, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, I'll to thin, to their, to to to to to to to to to to to figure to to to figure to to to to to to to to to blame who's to blame who's to blame who's to blame who's to blame to blame, to blame, to blame, to to th. their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thin, thr. thr. thr. here's what I, as you know, what I like to do is I like to tool around on the internet and find out information about the people that was involved in making this episode.

So maybe I'll share some of that stuff before we get into the episode itself. Because man, oh man, I think I hit pay dirt on some of this background stuff. This episode was written by a fellow by the name of Carrie Wilbur, who wrote a whole bunch of stuff, some of it good and some of it bad, but one thing he wrote was an episode of Star Trek called Space Seed. And that's a... Oh, I know the one. That's the famous... Yeah.

That's got Ricardo Montelban in there as con. He wrote that. Now, and then, but this is even, this is probably, this is probably, this is probably, this is probably, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the tho, the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the... the. to-a. the. too. too. tho. tho. too. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. tho. the. that. Now, wild? Now, and then, but this is even, this is probably the best thing that I learned. Fellow by the name of Oslo Stevens plays Flint Johnson in this episode. This is the bereaved widower. He was in a movie in 1941 called The Monster and the Girl. And here's how this movie is described. It says, after a young woman is coerced into prostitution and her brother framed

for murder by an organized crime syndicate, retribution in the form of an ape visits the mobsters. Wow. So that's pretty good. But there was right next to that description a little thing that said, see more. And I clicked on that, and I'm glad I did. Because here's, here's more. I'm just going to cut and paste this into the New Testament. Oh, yeah, put it right in there. I'm glad there's more because that, I have some questions. Well, this might answer some of your questions and it's bound to raise others. But this says here, okay, longer description. Scott Webster tries try, to s s th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. I thi. I'm thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the thi. I's thi. I's thi. I, longer description. Scott Webster tries to save his sister Susan from the clutches of gangster W.S. Brule. When Scott comes to Brule's rented room, one of the gangsters, henchman, collapses into his hands, killed by a gunman. The murderer tosses his gun to Scott and disappears. Since all the evidence points at him, Scott is arrested, tried and sentenced to death.

A mad scientist uses his brain to transplant it into a gorilla. After the operation, Scott wakes up in the body of a gorilla, eager to get his revenge. Wow! What a movie! What's it called? The Monster and the Girl. And he plays the lead? Flint? No, he's, uh, actually I'm not quite clear on what his role is in the movie. Our man Flint, that's another good movie. Oslo Stevens played somebody named Jay Walter McMaster or something like that. I don't know what he does in the movie. But that sounds just fantastic.

Imagine seeing that movie having no idea what it's about, and all of a sudden, it just seems like a mobster movie and then suddenly a man, his brain goes into the body of an ape and he seeks revenge. It's just an ape rampage on the mob. Well, darling this opens up a whole new can of worms for you because you've got a certain amount of finite monsters, but now suddenly you go to the zoo. You're looking in the gorillas and there's another batch of monsters you got to take care. Exactly. Monsters with brain, uh, gorillas with brains of men. But before, now, now you say that. Now listen to another movie that Onslow Stevens was in in 1950. This is a movie called Mark of the Gorilla.

Here's, here's the description of what this movie is about. This one says, Nazis, dressed to look like great apes are looking for gold and jungle Jim must stop them. It feels like he's getting typecast. Am I looking too much into it? I think you're right. Or he's really, really found his niche. Yeah.

So this is a, Nazis dress up like apes to go to the jungle and hut for gold. Isn't that right? So now, I'm thinking of myself, how many of the gorillas in the jungle that we just think of as regular gorillas who's sitting around, grooming each other and oopin' is actually Nazis. And how many of the gorillas in our own god damn zoos is Nazis? Right, because didn't a bunch of Nazis go on over to South America after the war and they're probably just living in the jungles as apes.

Yep, that's what I'm a fear of. Planet of the Yaks. I find that so inspiring. Because when, you know, now that I am rewriting the Bible, you just think, oh can I put a little about myself in there? Sure. Can I put a little bit of what my favorite things are? So I'm just going to, you know, maybe put some product placement inside of the Bible, you know, for, you know, oh, you know, there is a flood,

and then it will have like a little website link to rainware or whatever it is I'm telling. That's a great idea. Yeah. I don't believe I've ever seen those like hyperlinks in a printed book, but you're always. Well, you don't know how tech work sometimes. That's true. That's thrue. No, you don't you don't, no, you don't the th you don't th you don't th you don't th you don't th you don't yeah well you don't know how tech work sometimes that's true no you don't that's what makes it tech I mean if gorillas gorillas have new brains and it's they're from Germany yeah yeah we could eventually have something planted in the tip of our finger where if we

touc it then it pops up in our brain oh oh and then we can buy your in the tip of our finger where if we touc it then it pops up in our brain. Oh and then we can buy your product. Yeah hmm. By double tapping. Anything you touch pops up in your brain. I just go around touching a guy named Eddie Bauer I'm gonna get just a sweater just gonna show up in my head? Man. And eventually it'll show up in my head. Is Eddie Bauer? And eventually it'll show up on your doorstep if you have your the correct mailing address inputted. Wow. I did not eat a fella named Eddie Bauer just in case you're wondering. I hope you didn't eat all of them because it sounds like he's about to be the goose that

laid the golden egg. If you keep them in your basement, just touch him every once in a while. You get all this Eddie Bowery. There's some of the ice for little. I've eaten Jesus a hundred times over. Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, you look. From head to toe. What's he tased like? Oh, he is a grainy, like it kind of sticks through your mouth if you don't get the blood in there

real quick. Oh yeah, like a peanut butter? Yeah, well, it's, you want to floss. Let's just say that. That's good practical advice. That's good practical advice. Yeah, it's a sinuey, son of a bitch. I'll say. All right. After you eat Jesus, please floss, you too. Yeah, it's a sinewy, son of a bitch. I mean, it is.

I'll say. All right, well, I could tell you too that Anflow Stevens was in a movie called House of Dracula in which the Wolfman and Count Dracula begged Dr. Adelman to cure them of their killing instincts, but Dracula schemes to seduce the doctor's nurse. What is this this th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, thu thu, thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. to thu. thu. thu. thu. to thu, to to to to to the, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, too, too, too, the, the, the, the, the the the the the. the the. the thean.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. tell. tell. too. too. Ia genre of classic monster films that I have to this day never been aware? Where monsters are trying not to kill? What's the... Well I mean just also cross-genre of monsters and Nazis and also yes self-aware

monsters who want to better themselves? It, it sounds like a allegory for the red scare of if I understood sociopolitical climates, which I do not, so I will not go ahead on. It's ethical fan fiction. I've, I'm doing a mix with the Bible, and I'm also doing the Quran, and then I'm doing the Torah, and just kind of mixing it what I like in it, and then, you know, and th th th th th th th th then then then then then then then then then then th then th th then, and th then, and th then, and th then, and th then, and th then, and th then, and th, and th, and th, and th, and thin, thin, thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thia, thiaugh, thi, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeea, the'm doing the Torah and just kind of mixing it up what I like in it and then you know and then you share it with friends online. Oh Amy I'm

being to ask you you ever think about doing the Bible as a young adult series of novels because those are so big right now. Yes yes yes that's a good idea yeah they like it's all about how to prevent yourself being from being raped by the spirit. Because you don't know. You know, you think you're having a nice time at a party and then all of a sudden it's like, I'm pregnant. Yeah, young people, yeah, what's you going to say, Rebecca? Well, I was just going to tell Amy, because she might be interested in this, that we, we episode where we tried to figure out who's to blame for the crucifix of Jesus Christ. Holy crap! Who is it? Nazis? Well, Nazis, no, they didn't go up on the board. They escaped this one.

But Pontius Pilot. Oh, he was up there. Oh, okay. Why, why? He could have prevented it? Pontius pilot seemed to be, you know he was out on holiday a lot during this time. Is that right? That's right. Convenient. So he was kind of like making his orders from his holiday home. And yeah, and in all fairness, you know, Jesus, and I don't want to upset you, Amy, but he did kind of come in to Jerusalem, like a little, a pomp, he was a bit pompous, like he came in,

he was doing, he came in really hot, he came on a donkey. Whoa. Just like the cart right down the Ponderosa. Right. They come in, and an and an and an and an and an and an and they, and they, and they, and they, and th and th and they, and th and they, and th and th and they, and th. And he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and, and, and, and he, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th, th, th. And, th, th, th. And, th, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, he, he, he, he, he, he, and, and, th. And, th. And, tha, the. And, the. And, tha, the, th. a donkey. Whoa. Just like the cart right down the Ponderosa. Right. They come in and they ride hard and they put him away wet. Yeah. And Christ came in on his chub, wrote it hard and put it away wet. Yeah.

And well, and I always thought it was my fault, the crucifixing. But now that really, that's a load off my back, huh? Yeah, no, yeah. They do go around saying that Jesus died for your sins and that does feel like it's putting it a bit in my camp. Now I come to find out it's some pilot. Yeah, it is, yeah, you shouldn't you shouldn't really carry that burden on your shoulders, Amy and my, that's, it's not on you. I think it's more on Pontius. Oh, all right, but I'll, yeah, go ahead. I feel like I've been released from two pillow pets that have been laying on my shoulder for years. That doesn't sound like such a big burden, although I guess for years, it would, it would get to you. Yeah all right but

don't look don't get cocky that's all I want to say be unburdened but not cocky because you're saying that still kill Jesus you're saying Jesus you're saying Jesus don't know I'm saying that straight to Amy Sleverson like she's just been let off the hook for killing Jesus and I want to say okay. Okay enjoy that they don't get cocky. Because your sins could still kill Jesus again and again, right? Yeah, they could. They definitely could. Don't buy a donkey and ride around telling it. It just calls too much attention to you. It does. Yeah, whatever the implication of it is, it's probably not what you intend it to be.

Yeah, watch yourself around Lake Tahoe. Don't sass and step. I know. I think, are there some ornery people up here too, let me tell you. Hell man, I don't doubt it. All right, and do not work from your vacation home. Those are all the advice.

All right, last couple of things about Anzlo Stevens, his first movie was called the Gay Diplomat and he was murdered in a nursing home. All right folks, we're going to take a little break and come back and tell you all about the hanging posse. Don't go to where. Academy Award winner Helly Berry. One toubend. One touch without a robot is all the thanks. Say it. Never let go. Say it.

Never let go. We're the world now. Never let go. We're the world now. Never let go. In the theater September 20th. Okay, we're back. Welcome back. This is Bananas for Bananza. We are here with Mutt Taylor, Amy Sleverson and our guest Rebecca Delgado-Smith, and

we are talking about episode 12, season one of Bananza, the Hanging Posse. And we're going gonna go through it. So, well, you know, scene at a time, we're gonna tell you all about it. Just a fantastic episode. Man, it was good. It starts off right away with a woman and a log cabin by a lake

and three fellas right up. They're looking for supplies. Now, these threat fellas, we got a nice guy, a sick guy, a sick guy, a sick guy, a sick guy, a sick guy, and a psychopath. That's the trio. And it turns out... The first sighting of the Mighty Fine Woman Knife Collection. Oh, wait, is that what it is? Is that one of your product lines?

Mighty Fine Woman, a mighty fine woman, you better be armed. Oh, that's right. The psychopath whose name is Blackie, he does, I believe at some point, remarked that this is a mighty fine woman. And while the other two go dealing with the lake, he wanders into her cabin where she expressly said, do not follow me into my cabin, I'll make you food. Can I just say, when I laid eyes on this woman, I said, finally, finally, dear God, we have a woman character that is going to be sustained, three-dimensional, carried throughout the episode and possibly the entire 430 episodes of Bonanza, and I was certain of that. That's right, and she was a woman of substance, she's a sort of an older actress too, and she's, you know, she's out there all by herself in this log cabin laying down the law to these three riprobates.

I mean, as a first time Bonanza, a viewer, I was very impressed. I was like, oh, first shot is an older woman who's kind of standing, she seems so strong. And I was like, this show must have been ahead of its time, but that was short-lived. And imagine my surprise when I realized those three guys weren't the main characters. Oh, right. That frequently happens with this show. The main characters show up later after you've already become attached to others. But, uh, yeah, but I gotta say, look, all right, here's, let's just tell people what happens. Blackie goes inside, he's got rape on his mind, and then she picks up a knife, but she doesn't really make any attempt to use it, as far as I can tell, and then we cut out of there,

and then we hear a gunshot, and Blackie runs out of there and goes, she's dead, I killed her. And we're not sure what happened. And that sounds bad. You talking about her dying is not a spoiler. It's more concerned that you might have missed the first 20 seconds and need to know what's happening. Yeah, that's true. But you know what, given normally what the women on this show have to endure, she kind of she was pretty lucky to come to get out of the episode so quick yeah I think you know yeah well usually they die of an illness or our horrors yeah yeah that's right she didn't she didn't have to be a whore or a

sick person she just you know and yeah on the other hand we don't know because we learn nothing about her she could have been both her her kindness kind of got her in trouble, I would say, because she did offer to help these guys. And I don't know if some three guys who are literally, one of the first lines is that they're a runaway. They can't stop by the town because they're not wanted there. So she knows the kind of guy these guys are. And I would not say, you know, hold on a sec,

let me get you some pie. I would say, get out of here. Don't get out of my lawn property. She, her husband, we don't know what her husband like, or we find out later that he's, he's also got a bad temper and he's unpredictable which are also signs you're in a domestic violence relationship. Yeah I'd say it coming and going man oh man tough life out there on the range. Well okay so now we're cut to the opening credits and this is the 12th episode of Benangia to feature the burning map in the opening credits

this is interestingly enough and then we cut to that comic scene. We're now we're in Virginia City and we've, it's the only scene where we see all four members of the Cartwright family. We got Ben and we got to hoss and we got to theats and he thi. And hoss is just, he's just got his mind fixed on having some sweeten it in there. They're at a store a a the store the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. toe. thi. to th. to be th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thinin. It's to. It's t. It's t. It's t. It's t. It's t. It's t. It's t. It's just just just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's t. It's t. It's t. It're at a store that's got some sweets. He ends up begging money from his brother and he buys some jelly beans and some redhots which were invented in 1932, and some, and some molasses. And then Paul is hassling Joe about getting a haircut.

He says, I don't want any son of mine looking like a cheap riverboat gambler, which I guess that would have been the, you know, the 1860s version of a hippie. Yeah, cold for hippie for sure. Yeah. Yep. And, you know, something that, that really struck me about that scene was the way that the, the candy man, I guess that's what you call the store owner, the candy man? Yeah, candyman. When he asked for the jelly beans, he just reached in with his bare hands. No, no glove, no scoop. He just grabbed the jelly beans. I guess this is 1860 before, I don't know, the, you know, the, the, the codes. You didn't have a letter A outside for sure. No, and I can tell you that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th that, th know, the, you know, the codes. You didn't have a letter A outside for sure. No, and I can tell you that back then jelly beans, they thought as well were legumes that came out of a pod. And so, like, just like beans, they thought they're dirty from the earth, doesn't matter.

I see, so they the haunted boy of the window disappears for the rest of the show. Oh, that's right. That's right. The whole time that Haas is in there putting together his candy bag, there's a little boy looking through the window like, oh, how can that gigantically fat man is going to eat all that candy. What about me? My favorite thi? th is th is th is th is tho tho the whole tho tho tho the whole tho tho thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their tho their tho tho tho tho their their their their tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. the. toy. toy. toye. toye. toys. toys. toys. toys. toys. toys. toys.through some of the worst extreme trauma their life, Hoss is just under a big oak tree eating candy the entire time, just having the time of his life. So you think, but then after all that of putting together what he wants in his candy bag he hands it over to the child. Did you catch that? He just the bag over to the boy the the the the the the the the the the the the the the boy the the the boy the the the the the the the the the the the the the tree. He's tree. He's tree. He's tree. He's tree. He has has tree. He just hands, he's is just h. He has tree. He has has has has tree. He has has has has has has tree. He has has has has has has has the the the the the the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tree. He's is is is is just is just is just, he's is just, he's is just, he's is just, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's just, he's, he's just, he's, he's just, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's the over to the boy. And he says, because he don't want to, what do you say? I don't want to.

Because he got so fat shamed. Yeah, he got fat's right. You're right. His little brother, little Joe, fat shamed him. And he says, I don't want to split my horse or something like that. I forget the verb. Sure. Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca,. Wow. Yeah, real cool.

We never mentioned, we never mentioned his weight. That's a good point. So are we not talking about him being chubby anymore? No, no, Dirk's not here anymore. No, okay. That's his whole character. He's a big man. And also it just as simple as a child. Man, oh man. So delightfully dumb. Well, that. that. that. that. that. That. That. That. That. That. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. We's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a thei. Wea. Wea. Wea. We're not not not not. Wea. We're not not. We're not. That's a that's a that's a it's just as simple as a child.

Man, old man, so delightfully dumb. Well then, up comes a wagon with a dead woman in it. And it's the lady we just saw get killed by the lake, and her husband Flint Johnson is in there, and he says, three men did it, a prospector saw him leave. And they say, Payute scroggs is going to be the tracker because now we've got to track down those three guys. We got an idea where they're headed. We learn that the sheriff is out of town and so the deputy, Jeb Clinton, who just

comes right out and proclaims his incompetence. He more or less just says, hey, I ain't no good at this. And so he asked Adam and Joe to help with the posse so that when they find the three fellas, they don't kill them. That's what he says. He says, Adam and Joe, I'd trust you guys to come along on this posse so that we don't just end up killing the three guys who were seen leaving the sight of the murder of Flint Johnson's wife. Also, th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th. Also. Also th th th th. Also th th th. Also thi thi, thi, thi, thee, thee, thee, the, the, the, tho, the, thee, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the, the the, the, the, th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, thee, thee, thee, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the thea thean, thea thea thean, threrea the the the the wife. Also, where do you want to park the carriage with the dead woman? How about right in front of the candy store? Seems like there's a spot. God, I gotta take it. No street, no street dirt sweeping today.

You're right. Man, if I'm the owner of that candy shop, I'm sitting there going to the tathat dead body out from in front of my candy shop. This isn't good for business. It's going to turn people off my candy. The man is distraught. The husband is just distraught. That's true. Yeah, he's pissed. He's out of his mind with grief.

Yeah, that's for sure. Now, here's my question, you guys are pros on this. There, the deputy comes out of the bar, the saloon, is that right? Oh, thank you. Right. So he's just waiting, he's on call, but he's just drinking. Oh, sure. While he waits.

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Yeah, I like that expression. I'm sober. I gotta get drunk. Right, right. Yeah, and Adam and Joe are concerned about Puyut's. They say I think they call them a blowhard or something like that. Well, and he isn't a Payute. It doesn't seem like it. Right. So Rebecca, the the Payutes are the P. I are are are are are are are are are are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I the puyutes. I the piutes. I are. I are. I are. I are. I the piutes. I the piutes. I the pii. I the pieutes. I'm. I'm. I th. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. I. I. th. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I like it. Right. So Rebecca, the Paiutes are the, I forget what we're supposed to call them, but they're engines of there and the Lake Tahoe area. That's not it. That's not it. That's not. I don't, I don't, I don't have it in front of me.

But so now the. Their arrival family? No, no, they. A tribe of, we get in trouble anytime we try to talk about, what is it, what do you call them? Here's what I know. I know that indiginous. Indigones. Indigones. Indigones. Oh, indiginiginous. And then stop right there and don't say savages. That's what I've been told. And so when you hear Paiute Scrogs is coming, Paiute Scrogs, you figure, oh, it's going to be one of them Paiutes, one of them Paiute Indians, but he is not. He's like a redhead, right? It's an Irishman. That's an Irishman. Does he have teeth? Oh, I didn't, I didn't notice. Does that, did you have teeth?

I thought he was a no teeth, I wrote, I kept, in my notes I kept saying no teeth man. Oh, well, I think that's safe to assume probably. Yeah, probably no teeth. That guy was in an episode of the Twilight Zone where he plays like a fisherman who comes back as a ghost. Anyway, he's probably a posics. So now the posse heads out, and it's a bunch of guys. How many would you say about 20 guys on horses? And they're all pretty excited to get out there and kill somebody. And except we meet these two fellas, Buck Timmons and Blue Buford.

And they're two young boys, and they met on this show. In fact, I don't know how they survive in this world. They're just sweethearts. They are just... This is two that you find out at the inner were just just along for the ride for some fun. Yeah, and they're delighted to be making friends. They make friends with one another. They're like a couple of traveling Mormons. I mean, they're just absolutely, they're just delightful. But they are going along on this posse and to get to a certain point where and this gets weird. Now Paiute Scrogg says, hey let's go down to McSweens, this old roadhouse down there and just take a big long break from chasing these burglars. Because when you take a break, things speed up. Yeah. Oh. His theory is that the bad guys are going to ride hard because they know they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th th. the the the the. thi the. the. the. the. the. the the. thi they thi they. they they they Yeah. His theory is that the bad guys are gonna ride hard

because they know they're being pursued and then their horses will crap out and then meanwhile these guys can all just, you know, spend 12 hours drinking and then come up on them having lost their horses or something like that. I don't know what his theory is, but it's in the service of getting drunk. We can front of it. They just started. Didn't they just get started?

Yeah, they literally just set out. This is like at the beginning of a road trip, if you say, let's have a long sit-down lunch. No, damn it, we just left. Yeah, let's get a the town we're leaving from home. Bad idea. Well, they pull into McSweens and when they arrive, you ever been on a tour bus that pulls into a souvenir shop and there's obviously like an arrangement between the tour bus driver and the souvenir shop owner? That's how this felled. Because the nobody's at McSweens and this posse shows up and Paiot Scroogs calls out, hey, hey, McSween, where, and the whole guy, here come the horse, and it's like,

oh boy, you brought us another posse. You think that McSweens, and I'm with you on this, is basically in the posse business. And that's a backdoor racket to get him some money. Yeah, that's their's's's's's their's's their's and it's not a good idea for them to stop and drink for hours, but they do. Yeah. Yeah. They were ready to go, those, the prostitutes or, you know, sex workers is what we should call them. I like that. That's right. Yeah, okay. I like that too. I have a new line of cards for for men. Oh. Cards that you can send to other men. Like mothers is women too. And killing is feels prime, good and lazy. Yeah, I'm gonna show, I'm gonna show the clip of that actually right now. Okay.

I like those part. No, that's good. And then people know what these cards is all about. Because now here at McSwey, oh, well, there's a little scene where the bad guys would catch up with the bad guys and one of them says, they got all lickered up, their snake mean and ready for hanging. So they got an idea what's going on. And they decide to, well, they decide to take a break. So they're out thinking the posse. But anyways, here's the posse, sitting around at McSweens, and we get to hear from Puyte Scruggs about what it's like to kill a man. And then we get to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the, she's probably the madam, oh, she, her name is McSween. And this was a lady who would go on to play the mother of a pig on Green Acres. And, oh yeah.

Yeah, and she was. Arthur, Arnold, what's the pig's name? I don't know, but she was a dear friend also of Lucille Ball. Oh, connections. So I'm going to share this my screen. friend also of Lucille Ball. Oh, connections. So I'm gonna share this to my screen and here we go. This is a scene from McSweenes. Where'd, dang it, how do you have? How does it feel to hang a man, tie?

How I feel it's prime. You feel all greened out, good and lazy. You'll find out. And we catch them three up ahead, aren't you? You tell them, young, and hangin's too good for him. When I think of that poem Mrs. Johnson, like I always say, men ain't nothing but dirty brutes. Well, ain't thee?

These are the two rites dyes. You boys got mothers, ain't thee? These are the two nice guys. You boys got mothers, ain't you? Oh, yes ma'am. Where would a man be without his mother? That's what I want to know. Where to take New York accent on that one, man? Mothers is the Lord's sweetest gift on this earth. That's why.

And mothers is women too. Say it like you discover it. Don't you forget it. No, ma'am. You just remember that the next time you go around beating up on women. Oh, we ain't beat up on no women, ma'am. At least I ain't. Me neither.

Well, I wouldn't think of doing such a thing. Oh, no. You are good boys, ain't you? I declare I wouldn't mind being your mom myself. Yes ma'am. They get real disturbed by that. Wow. Now that leaves me with a question, so all mothers is women, but is all women, mothers, mothers? Is all women, but this is one of those, a rectangle is a square but is a square or a rectangle? Yeah, yeah. Hell, I don't know, I don't know either. I never was no good. Women is mothers too. Women is mothers too. Women is mothers too. Women's as mothers too. So if mothers is women's too. What is mothers too? What is, what. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. th, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w. th, w. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th, th, th, this, this, this, th. This, th. This, th. This, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. This, th. This, th, th. This, th. This, th, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is this is this is this is this is this is this, to mothers is women too and women's

as mothers too so if mothers is women's to all women must be mothers too there I figured it out this is one of those sometimes always never problems right yeah so all all women have children no matter what I reckon that's right okay I suppose at least in these days. When I understand my body works like an octopus where I'm way back in a cave and then I my the babies take all my life out of me and hundreds of thousands of them come out and maybe only one lives and then I die being eaten by my children.

Oh man. Wow. Wow and that happens every time? Yes. Yeah, that's right. An octopus cannot survive having babies. Right? Is that right?

Yeah, that's right. And mothers is women too! Yeah, I'll dilute. Yeah. It seems like she's like figuring out as she says the line, right? It just came to her. Well, that's a good actor, the illusion of the first time. I don't know anything about acting.

Don't you feel like Paiute is reaching for his lines in a lot of the scenes? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's hard to tell if he's just not rehearsed or is actually drunk or doesn't care. At times you can almost see the script on a clipboard being held by somebody just out of frame. Sometimes you can, if you squint your eyes just right. Well, so there's that's a taste of the real nice guys who were there kind of like, hey, what's it like to kill a man? And he tells, oh boy, what does he tell you feel all calm? And creamy? Yeah, not the description I would have expected. Having eating a man. I, the, th. the, th. the, th. th. the, th. th. the, th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, thi, thi, sometimes, thi, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, th. Sometimes, sometimes, th. Sometimes, sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. Sometimes, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the the th. the the thi. Sometimes, thi. Sometimes, thi. Sometimes, thi. Sometimes, the thi. Sometimes, the thi. Sometimes, thi. Sometimes, thi. Sometimes, thi. Sometimes, thi. Sometimes, thi. Sometimes,. Not the description I would have expected.

Having eaten a man. I mean, having not eaten a man. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, good. Well, then we cut outside and Adam and Joe is concerned and they talk about a man. Sometimes it's pretty sorry thing to be a man, says Joe.

Real interesting introspiction there from little Joe. Yeah, Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca, thi, thi, to, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi, having thi. I I I I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. theaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. thi, having thi, having th be a man, says Joe. Real interesting introspection there from little Joe. Yeah, Rebecca, did you expect this to be so philosophical? No. Yeah, it seemed like they were, well, that one man who is not part of the group, who's the nice guy, he said he hadn't hit a woman yet. Oh yeah. So it felt to me like he was trying to learn, he was trying to decide, do I want to be one of the bad guys or do I want to be one of the good guys. There just seems to be a lot of tension, like a emotional tension in this episode.

Moral, moral, like, I just didn't know Bonanza was all about morals and figuring all of that out. Yeah, the cartwrights are like the Corleons of morality. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, now, so the plan here for stopping into McSweenes is to get the whole posse all lickered up so that they are excited to get the whole posse all lickered up so

that they are excited to get out there and kill these sons of bitches. That's the plan that everybody's kind of signed on to except for Adam and little Joe. But I think it goes a bit awry because they're in there drink until dawn and when they stumble out of that place they don't look like they're ready to do nothing and then they And when they stumble out of that place, they don't look like they're ready to do nothing. And then they get on their horses and it's hot as hell. It just seems like the plan backfired. These guys, by the time they get to the perpetrators, they're just going to be ready for a nap.

I think it was a big. But I tell you what, Mc real crime. That's what happened when I visited Israel. What happened? You would bus tour and they stopped and we all had to buy stuff. And I says, we're on a spending plan. We don't have any more money. Yeah.

Sometimes they'll say, you can't get back on the bus until you buy at least one damn souvenir and then they check you. You can't hang a fella in a posse until you buy at least a fifth gin. Yeah. Yeah. We had to stay in a small town outside Jerusalem just for a stop for gas. And this one you met young man took us down a dirt road. And he said he had something to show us.

And he showed us some rocks on the ground that looked like a woman's butt with a man redding it. And he charged his money. What? How much? How much did she charge you? Now, did you get any pictures? Well, whatever the paper money is there, we gave him a couple of those. We didn't get pictures because I says, you've seen that before! To my husband! And we just, we just laughed and he was wearing his new favorite t-shirt, which is, he's the bad guy.

It says, I'm the bad guy. And then my t-shirt says, circumstantial evidence. Yeah. See that? You got some of them couples' t-shirts. That's great. That's fun. You guys have a lot of fun. Well, sorry to hear that you got taken like that to look at those those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, the butt, the butt rocks, the butt rocks, the the tho, tho, their, their, tho, their, their, their, their, their, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tea, t-s., t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. tthat you got taken like that to look at those butt rocks.

Well now, back out there on the road, the bad guys would catch up with the bad guys again, and this is where we learn that Schuster, the old bad guy, he has got some kind of condition that makes him drink all the water he can find. He's just thirsty, thirsty. And the nice guy in the bad guy group says says says says says says he says he says he says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, says, in the the, says, says, says, says, says, says, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, and the the the the the the the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. the, is, is, is, is, is. the, is, is, is. the, is, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi guy group says he didn't want to run anymore and he kind of says, hey, wait a minute, he comes to this discovery seems like several hours late. Hey, I'd ran away because of something I didn't even do. What I do that for? He says I'm going, I'm leaving, I'm going back the way we came. And, uh, but the Schuster, the thirsty man, for some reason he decides to stay on with Blackie. I don't, I'm not sure why, but he decides that's what he's going to do,

even though Blackie's being, uh, will not give him any of his water. It's called a true friend. Okay, all right. I should have figured that. Thirsty Man with a condition. I, this is, this is a part that got me very agitated agitated. thagitated thagitated thagitated thagitated thagitated thagitated thagitated thagitated thagitated thagitated thi thi. to to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. their their their their their th. th. th. the the. the. the the. the the. the the. the the the. the the. the the. to they. they. the the to. to. that. Thirsty man with a condition, I, this is, this is a part that got me very agitated. Oh, really? Why? Yes, because he's so thirsty and then he throws his canteen on the floor. Yeah. And in my mind, how do you expect to get more water later? That's a good point. You know, it's not like it's a, you know, what it needs plastic water bottles. Yeah.

Just throw out on the ground, right? Not that I would do that. No, no, no. I think the whole thing about a canteen is it's reusable. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you teach a man to fish, if you give a man a canteen, I'm working on these Bible versus Amy just trying to impress you. I don't know.

Oh my friend, my gal friend Jackie Kays, she says if you teach to man a man of fish you've just destroyed your market base. That's smart. She's a smart one. Yeah, sell them that fish, dang it. Yeah, give a man a fish, that's not an option. That's communism. Well I hear, I want to show you another clip now, share my screen. Every time I do this I need to learn to do it anew. Share my screen. And now here we are at the campfire. And this time now it's again the nice guys are talking to Payute Scrogs and now Payut Scrogs gives sort of the other side of the equation what it's like to not kill a man. Now we already described how wonderful it is to kill a man. Here's what happens when you don't. Don't you think we're going to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to catch to to to to to to to do with to to the the the them them them them the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to do it to do it to do it to do it their their their their their their their their to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the. Okay. Don't you think we're going to catch him, Paiud?

Sure, we'll catch up with him. But what comes after it makes you sick at your stomach. Well, what comes after, Paiud? Oh, they turn him over to the deputy and take him back to Virginia city for trial and you've got to have a judge for trial and you gotta have a judge for trial. Circuit judge won't be around for four or five months. Man, want them fellas have a time waiting for that trial. All them women coming in there, bringing them pine, cake, white bread and all that stuff. All you fellas don't have but once a year, and maybe that's at Christmas. And them preachers, man, well lay shiny.

Sounds like heaven waiting on trial to be hung. Yeah, I could definitely get a clipboard feeling on this scene too. Yeah. By the way, if anybody is kind of on the fence about celebrating Halloween I do a pumpkin carving kit that is just to place on your pumpkin and it is in script moral dilemma. That's a good idea because a lot of people don't hold with Halloween what with all them witches and whatnot. Mm-hmm. It's a it's a pagan ritual turned into a candy event. Yeah, Dalton, I can't

imagine you fare well during these times. I mean, you've got to get your stress load. I fare just fine, but there's lots of people don't, lots of people don't come out of their interactions with me in the same shape they was in when they met me on Halloween. So if you come to me dressed up like a goddamn Frankenstein ringing my doorbell asking me for food, don't be surprised what comes to you. You'll thrust the sort of everlasting life into the heart of the necromancer. Here, here, I have no choice. The amount of, you know, but you know how sometimes on Halloween people stock up on the Twixes and the Three Musketeers, I'm stocking up on stakes of wood. I keep about 50 of them in a bowl by the door.

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he once again offers his services for counseling. He did that in the last episode. Sometimes it helps to talk it through. And a bit, uh, a bit bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to. to. to, uh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to from the conversation feeling like maybe we should just kill these bastards. And then Adam. He doesn't be prime, creamy, good and lazy. Yeah, yeah. He's getting into it. He also has a lot of pancake makeup on in this scene.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He used to wear that on in this scene. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It used to wear that out on the range for protection. Oh, is that what it is? Because I'd love to see a side-by-side comparison of him in the first scene and him in this scene. Because that makeup artist is having a field day right now. Well, what are you going to do when Landon comes up to you and says, hey, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, th do when Landon comes up to you and says hey I don't look pretty enough make me look prettier. Yeah no choice. No one else is wearing that amount of pancake. Well no one else needs to look that pretty.

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story. Then we have a little thing where Adam and Joe are trying to give this fellow a decent burial which nobody agrees with but they're really working hard just to two of them to bury this poor guy and everybody and then what there's a big dispute this is a waste of time but then but oh yeah they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're oh yeah they're oh yeah they're oh yeah they're oh yeah they're oh yeah they're oh yeah they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're really they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi they. they. their their their the whatever there's a big dispute this is a waste of time but then but oh yeah Adam and Joe quit the posse the posse takes off without them but it turns out that was just a ruse Adam still wants to find the bad guys he wants to find him first Joe knows where the nearest water is Penel Creek or whatever and the way to get there faster is through some lava the's gonna be rough on the horses but they're gonna do it anyway right that's all that happens there yeah it's a tiny house yeah yeah

I'll tell you we'll get there in a minute because first we have a little scene with Blackie and Schuster and Blackie is really enjoying his water he's making a big show out of how much water he's got. He's got a gigantic canteen too. They gave him like a three times of a normal canteen. Just really enjoying his water while Schuster is literally dying of thirst. And at some point he says to him, you're mean, you're worse than a hydrophobie skunk.

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What could Schuster's condition be that he cannot get enough water? Because you googling. I was going to be educational. Yeah, you don't want the government knowing. Yeah, you don't want the, he's got some kidney. I just picked an organ. Yeah. He every once in a while grips his stomach. You notice that?

Schuster every once in their once in their kibniz, or whatever. Maybe he's got one of them conditions where you always gotta like, put things in your mouth and swallow things. mouth or something. Oh yeah, suck on a pebble. Well, okay. Never Google Tiny doorway. Oh no. Did you just do that? I guess Google Tiny doorway. Man, all right, I guess I won't. Oh no. There's not even one decent entry. Oh my god I can see the reflection in your glasses. Looks like you've just got burned eye sockets. One decent entry? Oh my God, I can see the reflection in your glasses. Looks like you've just got burned eye sockets.

More stone butts. Dang. I'm sorry to hear that, Amy. You should get one of them where your husband should put some kind of a parental block on your computer, preventing you from seeing things. Well, okay, now Schuster, he runs to that water like it's going to save his life, which I guess it is, but is is is.............. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, just just just just just just just just just just, thi's just just just, just, just, just, just just, just, just, just just just just just just just just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just just, just just, just just, just just just, just just just just just, just just just, just just just, their, their. their. their, their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. things. Well, okay, now Schuster, he runs to that water like it's going to save his life, which I guess it is, but Adam fires a shot in the air. Oh my God, the cartwright boys have descended upon them. And he says, you know, and they retreat into the house. Now you got Blackie and Schuster hold up in the tiny house.

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I don't know what to say about it. Yeah, there was no getting low or anything. Just stand up tall behind this branch and fire. Yep. But it worked for them. And then what happens there? Okay, now the posse rides down and Adam says, nope, where I'm bringing these prisoners into jail. Oh, yeah, yeah, Adam says to the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the's is, the's is thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, to say, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. We's is, th. We's is, th. We's is, th. We's, th. We's, th. We's, th. We's, th. th. the, the, the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thooooooooooooooooes. Yeah, just is just is these prisoners into jail. Oh, but first, oh, this happens, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Adam says to Schuster, all right, go out and drink some of that damn water if you want it so bad. And then the posse. I'm trying to shooster dead. And then he has a moment of ultimate irony. I don't think you're going to like it. is there and they shoot Schuster dead before and he has a moment of ultimate irony just like I and I didn't even get to drink any water and then yeah

bang that's it he's dead he falls into the puddle it's it's just I'm with the ancient mariner water everywhere not a drop to drink yeah because you're yeah well now my husband doesn't put anything on the computer to drink. Yeah, because you want to. Yeah. Well now. My husband doesn't put anything on the computer to block me because we watch Christian porn. So we got to have access to everything. I'm glad to hear that. I know we talked about that last week.

And they make spousal blocks for computers too where the husband can block the wife. Oh, they do. It only only only way? Yeah. Yeah. My husband, what's what's the other way? He respects me? No, you're right. I'm sorry I asked. Yeah. Your husband respects you. Yeah, we know that, Amy. Yeah, he wants me to see all of it. Yeah. He thinks I can handle it. Wow. All that Christian porn. He's a good man. Well now, now there's a funny little scene here where Adam, I guess has made clear he's bringing Blackie in for a proper trial and Blackie starts laughing and ridiculing at him and saying, oh, there's no witnesses, I'm going to get out of it.

And yeah, sure I killed him. The other two guys didn't, he's, he's, he the spot he's just saying he's saying really if he had a lawyer the lawyer would be scandalized he's saying all the things that a suspect should not say while in custody in front of two witnesses yeah yeah now there's witnesses you don't he shouldn't have did anything but doubt to be fair Adam never read him his rights uh you got to do that but now so and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's is is is is they's is they's is they's is is they's is is they's is is they's is they's is they's is they's is they's is they's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th is th is the is the is tho's tho's tho's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho's the the the the that. But doubt, to be fair, Adam never read him his rights. Got to do that. But now, so, and little Joe is again, he's like, hey, why don't we kill him? He did just confess to the murder, but Adam won't do it.

Now the posse comes down and there's a little parlay and there's a little, Adam gets conked on the headse storms the cabin. Oh yeah and they catch the killer, they bring him out to a tree and now Blackie is screaming, I don't want to die, I don't want to die. Yeah and this scene, I mean it got intense for Bonanza, I have to say, and this is Mutt Taylor talking nobody else. I was a surprise to how kind of real this got. Yeah, I tho, I, I, I, I thu, I was a thu, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I was a thi, I'm thi, I'm thia'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, blacken, that yeah he was truly terrified. He went from ha ha I'm gonna get away with murder. I don't want to die. Very guttural. Very good. I wonder if this was a scene he auditioned with. It must have been. Oh yeah the audition scene yeah. Well they put a rope around his neck. They're about to the string them up and then Joe little Joe fires a shot and he says I'll. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to the first man who puts weight on that rope.

And that's it, we're back to the standoff. The blackie comes back into the house. And then it's just from there a process of one by one, members of the posse saying I'm bored and hungover, I'm going on. Yeah, this isn't as fun as I thought of that. I'm riding out. Yeah, that's what they say. I'm riding out. I'm pulling out. Yeah, that's what they say. Even Billy Johnson to his own father, he says, man, I've had enough a killing. I've seen you now kill two innocent men. And I've had enough and he leaves, and it's down to Flint Johnson and Blue

and Buck, the two nice fellas. And Adam says to the two boys, he says, you see what this has brought? to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin th th the the the' tho thin' thin' thin' thin' the' thin' the' thin' thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. Even th. Even th. Even th. Even th. Even th. Even th. Even th. Even th. Even thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin'''''''''''' they they's they'''' they' they' they' they' they say, they're they say, they' they say, the two nice fellas. And Adam says to the two boys, he says, you see what this is brought, two men did, a friendship broken, talk about him and Flint, a father split from his son, and that's all those two nice boys need to hear. That's it, they're done too, they leave. On to probably get slaughtered because they're not ready for a life in this land. Well and then our heroes the cart rights and blackie, he's not one of the heroes, but the cart rights and blackie right out too. Now they're bringing him to the jail where he's going to have just months and months of pies and cakes and women at Blackie. Before he gets hanged, I suppose. And that's the hanging posse. That's how it ends there. Wow! Rebecca, what do you think? Who do we

blame? What are your thoughts? Yeah. Well, I mean, just off with that, I mean. You've got a blame. Hattie Johnson. Yeah, Hattie Johnson definitely would go up on the board, I guess, for not having more sharper, for being too kind and not having sharper instincts. Asking for it, is that what you're saying? She was dressed very provocatively in those, she was dressed in, she only had three dresses on, I believe. Right. Well, is there a podcast that just does victim blaming that's it's gonna be my follow-up I'm starting another one it's just victim it's for people who love that so I would put them I would put you know just a general lawlessness in the West I would also a riff raffery what were those three guys up? they're their, what were those those? What were those? those those those those th th th those th th th th th th th those th th th th th th th th th th th th? th th? th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th. I th. I th. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. that. th. that. th. th. th. lessness in the West. I would also have riffraffery.

What were those? What were those three guys up to? That's no good. Lack of water, that seemed to be a huge issue. Unpreparedness. You know, maybe this all wouldn't have happened if they hadn't stopped at the, at the woman's house. If they had packed a few PBM J's a few extra ones right you know Western greed you know yeah why why are they there in the first place like Western culture or like country Western greed I

I was thinking more like gold rush you know yeah listen I'll take Western greed over over Eastern Greed anytime I'll take Western Greed over Eastern Greed any time. Yeah, I'll take Western Greed for 500, Alex. Here, here. Can I find one more? Yes, please. Plenty of blame to go around. God's will. God's will is good. That is a really good one, Amy. I would also put lookaway culture. Like those guys are like, you're a bad guy, don't go in that house and rape that woman. And then he's like, I'm gonna go by the pond.

Just don't do it, you know? That's a lookaway culture. That's such a cute name for such a sinister thing. Yeah, I'm a lookaway man. They say, I'm a look- the fella. I won't take any responsibility for leaving Blackie here with a woman. That always goes well. If I turn my head, cannot? We used to say about guys, about guys blackie, oh he's nice enough. Oh, he's nice enough.

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And I would give the second runner up to God's will, like Amy suggested. Wow. Right. I'd say, no matter who else you come to blame in any of these situations, there is also God's will to blame as a superseding blame target. Right? But in a beautiful word. So when people say God is my co-pilot, it means like I'm going to do some bad things, but the sub-tweet there is, I don't know what Twitter is that God's to blame the blame the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi is thi. thi. thi is thi. thi is thi. thi is thi is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the thi. the thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is th is thi is th is th is th is th is th is th is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi is thi. thi is thi is that God's to blame. Right, I think that's right. That's good to know. Well, yes, yes, no. Well, Christian porn is usually about the treatment of vagueness, which is painful intercourse because women have scrupulosity and fear of being sinful.

And I just, and they usually just put larger and larger and larger objects into the vagina, usually, you know, different pole shapes. And then the man finally enters her after about two hours in. And, um. So they start with something real small and they build their way up to the size of a pecker. I don't know what you're talking about. I was watching some Christian porn last night called the Burning Bush and they did some of that. It's, it's so wonderful because you realize, but the, what I'm trying to say in regards to this episode is that we're being exposed to more and more of a subject matter because we can handle it. Our anal and our canals are becoming more and more open.

I see because we're 12 episodes in. Is that what you mean? Yeah. That they can get us with some heavy themes. They can, yeah, I don't want to die! Yeah. Also like by the time we get to episode say 422 we're in for a real Manchester by the sea or something like that. Oh, I'd say. Wow. We're We're gonna be splayed open like a, like a call girl in her 70s. Aunt Dahlia. Yeah. That's a young person's game, Call girl, in my opinion. But, uh, I don't know, I'm looking to still give it a shot. All right. That's a young person's game, call girl, in my opinion.

But I don't know, I'm looking to still give it a shot. All right. Why not? What was I going to say just a moment ago on the subject of Christian porn? Oh, I forget. But, but, yeah, so you couldn't really say that one of the cartwrights had a love interest in this episode. So the love interest body count stands at six. Yeah.

Well, if you count Ben's, uh, no, yeah, Paul, Ben's three wives, and then Haas lost a love, and Joe has lost two. So, we included a widower, isn't that one woman the he said is specifically as a line if you knew my wife. Well if you want to count a people that non cartwrights women that non cartwrights are in love with dying. All right all right we'll count that too. I'll put that on the list. I suppose a woman is a mother. A woman is a mother? A woman is a mother.

Okay, so I'm adding her to the list. Hattie Johnson. But now I wonder if there's others that need to be added to the list if we're widening it out. But that brings the love interest body count to seven. Any other women, I'll go back and looking and see how many women died. I'll take care of that. Every single woman has died so far. Like an octopus's body eaten by your babies. Yeah, a woman cannot survive being on Bonanza.

Well, there you go. There's only 419 episodes left of this show, I'm sorry to say. I know, we're winding down. We're winding down we're winding down in a real home stretch but Rebecca do you have anything you want to plug to the I forgot to ask last week if Dirk Blocker wanted to plug anything so Rebecca if you could plug anything you have and anything Dirk Blocker has coming up to that would be good because that gets a good page. Well you should check out Dirk's Instagram page for sure. Okay. Okay. You've got th. th. to to to to the to to the to the to the to the the the the to the the to the the the to the to the the the to the the to the to the the the their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I their their their. I their their. their. I their. We their. We their. We their. We their. We their. We their. We. We. We. We. We. We. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah's Instagram page, for sure. Okay.

He's got some fun gifts. Oh, and yeah. And you can also check out the Alarmus podcast. Where do you find that? Oh, anywhere you get your podcast. You were talking Apple. We're talking Spotify. I get him down to Clem Howard's Dry Good Shop.

I get him McSweens on my posse runs. I think we're out there too. They've, McSweens for sure. Okay, good. She loves us. All right, Amy, you plug some of your products already. Got anything else you want to tell us about before we say goodbye and ride out? I have a new legal service that involves th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to th. th. th. to th. We're th. We're thathea. they, th. We're th. We're th. I th. I th. I they, they, they, they, they, they they they they they they. We're their their their their their their their their their th. We're th. We're th. I th. We're th. We're the. We're the. I the. We're the. I to. We're to. We're tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, to tell, to to to the. We a new legal service that involves no documents so it's for people who just want to get it done. And you just you do it. You take justice into your own hands and then I call you and say how to go.

That sounds great. That's for folks who, yeah, yeah, don't want to get involved in all that paperwork. I like it. Yeah, save a tree. It takes three months to see the district attorney. Are you kidding me? I'm just going to go over and get my nuggie myself. Yeah, nuggie justice. All right, so people should look for that now. You can find that over a lot's daughters. All right, folks, next week, or next to be two weeks, we'll be talking about vengeance, which Amy has already seen.

You already seen episode three. You've watched that accident in the last time? You want to tell us anythingthat I'm gonna get back at you for this one. Oh boy. Get it! Ha ha ha vengeance! I can't wait, now I can't wait you for who headed my appetite. All right. Yeah, no, go ahead.

Well, it will just, and on sale for that particular episode will be the family derringers with family engraved and then togetherness engraved on the other barrel and then, you know, that that's going to be for a real deal. Oh, for families. Because most people are killed by with by family by gunfire. Members of their own family. Yes. Yes. That's true. Yes. That is. I will confirm that. that is I will confirm that. That's th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tog. tog. tog. tog. the. tog. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Members of their own family? By people you know, yes, that's true. Yes, that is, I will confirm that. That's the way it ought to be. If you gotta get killed by a gun, it should be from your own family. Yeah, that's beautiful. You want to look at their eyes and go, mama? Yeah. They say the scariest place to be tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha th place th place th place th place th place th place th place to be is in your own home. So if you're a woman, only if you're a woman.

During the Super Bowl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm building a new house. You folks know that my Wilcox Ranch blew up. I had to hit the self-destruct button during the poetry exposition. And now I'm building the new one. This one's underground and I'm using that honeycomb method that was discussed. I'm building myself a honeycomb underground house. Oh, you know, I got a bone out of this.

I kind of count on account I'm not in my own land. So if you ever got a separate honeycomb hive, I'd love to take you up on that. As far as I know, there's infinite land underground. So I can just keep, I'll build your room. th. th you all so much for tuning in and we will see you next time so long. Bananas for Bananas is brought to you by Andy Daly with Maria Bambler and Matt Corley. Theme song by Matt Corley with Bambler and Matt Gorley. Theme song by Matt Gordley with the German. Which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff and Wade Ryan. Special thanks to our gang on the ground Josh Richmond and Shannon Locke. Bananas for Bonanza is produced by Ryan Connor and Matt Gorley and executive produced by Colin Anderson and Chris Bet. We'll see all a text.

Say it. Never let go. We're the world now. Never let go. In theater September 20th.