Bonanas for Bonanza - Re-Release: Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #17: “The Outcast”

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyOn today’s Bonanas For Bonanza (aka The Know Your Place Dating Service Theater), the gang is joined by the rest of the Journeymen, Cubby Lauderbourne (Mark McConville), Jimmy Blades (James Bladon) and Shunt McGuppin (Jeremy Carter)! After guessing the ages of different Bonanza guest stars, they discuss season 1, episode 17 of Bonanza, “The Outcast,” in which a beautiful woman comes into the lives of our heroes and does not die.Featuring Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox, Maria Bamford as Amy Sleeverson and Matt Gourley as Mutt TaylorMerch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRelease date: Jan. 4, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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All in favor. All right. If we're going to do it, let's do it. All in favor, say aye. The motion carries and we shall open this episode of Bananas for Bananza with a customary y'ha, but this time unlike other times, I'm not giving any warning that it's coming. Here it comes, ye-haw. Yeh!

Nice. Okay, Mutt Taylor, you just fired a bullet in the air. Whose name was on it this time, Mutt? This time I did a little bit of a tribute and I wrote it the name it the name the name the name the name of a one the name of a one the the the the the the the the the the the the the air, whose name was on it this time, but. This time I did a little bit of a tribute and I wrote the name of a one Jack Lord and shot it over the way of Hawaii, monolowit to be exact where it could melt into a volcano and ooze out as a molten magma and maybe find the ashy grave of that long gone vagabond. Oh my goodness! Yes indeed, that's Jack Lord. He's, you might know him from Hawaii 50, but he is a guest star in this episode of Bonanza, not just any guest star, he's all over it.

He's all over it. So that bullet was especially for Jack Lord down there in Hawaii, where he is, I believe, dead, is that correct? Yeah, I think that's the only assumption. Yep, we believe he's dead in Hawaii. Okay, well that is Mutt Taylor and this is, wait, let me say what I say here. Hello, friend, come on in. The gate is open wide.

Welcome to Bananasa. I am your host Dalton, Wilcox, cowboy poet, poet laureate of Poet Laureate of the West, and the number one fan of the number one show in the history of television, Bonanza. And folks, we're ringing in 2021. You know, we're not recording it in 2021, but we're, you're hearing it then. And we're ringing it in with a damn fine episode, thrown. And we're ringing it in with a damn fine episode. I can't wait to tell you who's here. True friends of the show and of the Western lifestyle generally and wonderful fellas are here. And we're going to be talking about season 1, episode 17, the outcast.

An episode in which a beautiful woman comes into the lives of our heroes and does not die. Unbelievable. Wow. It's incredible. She is not accidentally shot with a bullet that was meant for Adam or accidentally stabbed with a pitchfork that was meant for Joe.. And wonderful. And wonderful.. And wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful. And wonderful. And wonderful wonderful. And wonderful th and wonderful th and wonderful th. And wonderful the wonderful th. And wonderful the wonderful th. And wonderful th. And wonderful. And wonderful. And wonderful. And wonderful. And wonderful. th. th. th. th. th. thi. And wonderful. And wonderful f. th. th. And wonderful. And wonderful f. And wonderful f. And wonderful f. And wonderful f. And wonderful f. And wonderful f. And wonderful f. And wonderful f. And wonderful f. And wonderful. And wonderful. And wonderful. And wonderful. And wonderful. And wonderful. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the f. the f. the f. And wonderful. And the w. And the w. And the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. It's incredible. She is not accidentally shot with a bullet that was meant for Adam or accidentally stabbed with a pitchfork that was meant for Joe. It makes me think that maybe they made a mistake. I wonder. This woman never one time coughs up blood into a handkerchief. Nothing, nothing bad.

She never, she doesn't get her skull crushed with a rock by hoss like that bear, that beautiful lady bear in the last episode we watched, nothing bad happens to her. And she even makes money honestly through eggs. Yes, she does. Yeah, she was a pioneer in selling her own eggs. I didn't know it went back that far. And she can hold a shotgun just fine too. That's a second, third voice you heard in addition to mine and Muck Taylor's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. to, th. to, th. th. to, th. thi, to, to, thi, to, to, to, th. to, tho, thi, thi, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th.... And, th. And, th. And, the the their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. tho, tho. tho. thoomea, thoooooomea, thoooooomorrow, thooomorrow, thoomorrow, thea, the second, third voice you heard in addition to mine and Muttaylars was that of Amy. Sleverson, our other co-host on this show.

Hi, Amy, how are you? Yes. Hello, I'm very good. I'm very excited to promote my new payroll services for Christians. It's called Two Masters payroll. We give, deliver payroll directly to you, via gold nuggets and it's automated tithing solution where we take 10% off the gross for you so you don't have to think about it. What a great idea so let's say I'm a businessman and I sign up with your

payroll service because I want to my employees are going to be paid through your payroll service I send my money to you and you send it to my employees in the form of gold minus, minus you would you also take out social security? Min is a chunk of gold for, we send it to Jesus in the Holy Sepulchre church and in Jerusalem, which is there, we send it directly to Jesus. That's a good idea. I don't know what everybody else is to do.. I the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th to thi to to to thi to to thi to to thi to to to to to to to to to to to to my to my to to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thoes. to thoes. to thoooomooomoomoom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooome. tooome. tooome. to to to to to to to We send it directly to Jesus. That's a good idea. I don't know what everybody else is doing with all the collections from church. You're sending it straight to Jesus. You know where Jesus is buried? Right in Jerusalem. Well a little outside. A little outside, yeah. He couldn't get right in, huh? Well, there is something to do with, it was, you know, whatever the rules of, you know,

I don't know if they had the right licenses and permits. Yeah, zoning, I think, is what it is. There was a big Christian versus, you know, Jewish zoning, I think, at the times. It all comes down to zoning over there. Yep. In Middle East, if they could just balance out the zoning board, it would all go down fine. But now... Two masters payroll, we do it the way they did it in the 14th century, and that is all in gold and personal service. Wow. Oh, personal service. Now, wait a minute, I just want to flag one thing.

Did you say earlier Jesus' tombs plural? It sounded like you had said. Well, I didn't mean, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th go go go go go go to to to tho tho go tho tho tho tho tho thi thi tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th thine thine thine thine thi thi thi thi thi thine thine thine thine thine th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thine thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. their the I just want to flag one thing. Did you say earlier, Jesus' tombs plural? It sounded like you had said to. Well, I didn't mean to, but maybe I did because I've been, I've been talking to teens a lot lately and I add a z to things. Ah, what? What? What? I'm glad to hear you've their thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho?. th. I. to to to to to to too? I to to to to to too? I too? I too. I too. I to too. I to to to to to to too. I too. I to too. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. toda. toda. toda. tom. tom. tom. tom. toooooooooooooooooo. I too. I too. I too. I to teens lately. That's good. With a Z-Tee teens. Teens with a Z. That's how they do it, these teens. Nobody knows how to spell anymore. Well all right, this is exciting folks. We've got, as I mentioned, a great episode

and we've got great guests here to talk about it. My goodness, you know on every single episode of this show, we've got the Journeyman on with us. That's Mutt Taylor. Well, today we is joined by the rest of the Journeyman. We got Cubby Lauderborn and we got Shutt Mugupin and we got Jimmy Blades. The Journey men are all here. Hey, fellas. Hey, boys. Hello, gentlemen. How are it? Yehaw. Is right. Let's go one at the time find out what these fellas have been up to. Hey, hey there, sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh-a. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. t. tie. tie. tie. tieu. tieu. tieu. tieu. tieu. today. tie. today. today. the today.'s go one of the time and find out what these fellas have been up to. Hey there, Shunt McGupping, how you been? I've been doing quite well. How you been doing? I've been doing great. I've been up to my eyeballs in banana business.

Every day I just wake up here. You know, I'm living right now in a house, me and my Russian bride, we live in a system of tunnels underneath a national park. And, you know, every day it's dig, dig, dig, bonanza, bonanza, fortify with a timber, just busy, busy, busy, and how about you? What are you, what's your life like these days shut? Well, these day, I mean, I have done that. I had an earth home. It was mostly a tornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornornorn torn torn. I. I torn. I torn. I. I torn. I t. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I, I'm. I, I'm. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I'm, I have done that. I had an earth home. It was mostly tornado resistant. Till a tornado came and ripped it out of the side.

I've just been making ketchup sandwiches and selling them out on the sidewalk. And I'll autograph one of the slices of Wonder Bread that they come on. And people really seem to enjoy that. They ask me where my mask is. And I'm like, I'm not trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying to trying trying to trying trying trying to try try try try to try try try try to try to try to to to try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to torne. torne. torne. torne. tornadoe. tornadoe. tornadoe. tornadoe. tornadoe. tornadoe. tornadoe. tornadoe. tornadoe. tornadoe. to to. to. and people really seem to enjoy that. They ask me where my mask is and I'm like, I'm not trying to rob you. So I don't know why they keep asking that, but it's a real hit with the kids. Hell, I didn't know you was doing that because I was making just mustard sandwiches up here. We ought to get together sometime.

We ought to get together and have a fusion show, a food fusion show. You're right, we'll ask some of the wildlife critters to set up an audience and be an audience for us and we'll do a fusion show. Yeah, it'll be like Snow White had a reality show. With mechup and custard. Mench up and custard, that's what you call the business. Are you, are you autographing the bread with ketchup, I assume, out of a squirt............................................. to.. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th......................................................... That's right. Are you autographing the bread with ketchup, I assume, out of a squirt bottle? Well, now I'm glad you brought that up.

Because at first, at first I was just using a Sharpie. And then people said, well, shut, I can't eat this. So I said, by God, you're right. And then after I, then I switched to one that, one of those magic markers that smells like a booty bear. Yeah, and then after that, then I started using like ketchup and barbecue songs. Okay, yeah, I hate to think of you sitting there trying to make your name legible

with a Sharpie on a piece of Wonder Bread. It's not easy, you gotta soak and make a lot of awkward conversation while you listen to, you know, and the the the the the the the, and the, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you the the th, and you th, and you th. And you th. And you th. And you th. And you th. And thin, and th. And thin' thin' thin' th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thin' th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And then, and th. And then, and th. And then, and th. And then, and th. And then, and th. And then, and then, and then, and then, thin'. And then, thin, thin, thin, thin, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, after, after, after, then, after, after then, after, after then, then, after then, then living up so you're talking to, you know, and you find out a lot about people and you forget it real quick. All right, well it sounds like things are going great for you. How about you, Cubby Lauderborne, what's you up to? Where are you man? Where am I? I'm outside of the Winter Springs Mall on my break. I've been managing a Hickory Farms kiosk inside the mall. I love Hickory Farms. Everyone does.

And because it's not a brick and mortar story inside the mall, it's actually one of them kiosks in the middle. Ain't nobody got to wear a mask. It's meats you can touch. It is meats you can touch. I tell people that. Well, you know, I don't mean to be in any way disparaging, but I can't tell the difference between Amy and Cubby. Your voices are the same register. It's incredible. Oh, that's not true. No, we never sound the same.

We are the same. What are you talking about? That's crazy. That'm wild, man. Yeah, but just the same, but when you speak, just say, I'm Amy or I'm Cubby every time you speak, doesn't have to be at the very beginning of the sentence, you could say it in the middle. How would maybe you're wrong? Well, I'll just tell you, you can come on down and get some spreadable cheese snacks. You can get some meats, you can get some wine, we got gift baskets, Cubby. Can I get me some summer sausage up there?

You can get summer sausage, autumn sausage, we got every season of the year. That's fantastic. Now, you're telling me, this is a mall. This mall is open for business. Oh yeah. People can't wear a mask in the stores. their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. tha. tha. tha. tha. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thus. thi. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. You. You. You. t. You can can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. Come. Come. You can't. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. t. Come. t. t. toucha. t. t. toucha. t. t. t. t gotta wear a mask in the stores. You wanna go to Foot Action USA? You gotta wear mask. Not in the middle though, it's open air. Wow, I didn't know the balls had that policy. But it makes perfect sense, because you're handing out free samples.

How's somebody gonna enjoy a free sample? If they got a damn mask on their face. Damn right Dalton, this is Cubby. Thank you. That helps. And Jimmy Blades. What are you up to, Jimmy Blades? Hi there, Dalton. Oh, wait a minute. Who's this? Oh, no! I was just kidding. And that's part of my one-man show there. It's called Cubby meets Amy. And it's been performing for a few weeks now. I'm just glad to be back, Dalton. Thank you very much for having me. We're delighted you're here. Thank you so well. The journeymen have not been able to tour of late because of the awful pandemic.

And so we've had to come up with other ways of making revenue, as you know. Yeah. And I had an idea that I've been I've been following up on you know you know how they got all these applications now on your phone. Oh yeah they call them apps don't they? Do they? With a Z? It was a Z. It's the young crowd likes that. Yep. And so I figured I'd I'd invest in one of those. And they got all these relaxation ones, you know. They got head space, they got calm. They got others.

But I figure, well, there's too much relaxation going on. I think people are getting complacent. There's no productivity anymore. So I came up with what I'm calling dread space, and it's going to introduce some anxiety back into people's lives. So basically the app is just me, it's a recording of me, describing, oh, Edward Monk paintings. Things like that that are going to give you the angst that you need to get going in the morning.

Did he do that fellow that the alien who's screaming, surrounded by paint? Well, I didn't know he was an alien. But yeah, I guess he is. That's the, it's a kind of Roswell-esque that painting. Yeah, I mean, if you don't have any proof that he's not an alien. This is cuttay okay no no that one don't hey don't misidentify yourself him say what yeah good you're Amy and I am I want to say Dalton all right and so Jimmy Blades how's it going for you people downloading the

dread space I've gotten well yeah yeah I've gotten seven downloads I've got in the threats I think five of them may have been my mother but she was that the first one the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. that that that th. that's th. th. th. that's thi's that's not th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that. that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's th. thi's thi's th. thi's not thi's not thi's not thi's not thi's not thi's not thi's not the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi's yeah I've gotten seven downloads. I think five of them may have been my mother but she was just the first one that I told about she needed it because she couldn't get herself out of bed at all in the morning so that's filled her with their thiii. thi to thrown her with a lot of anxiety and now she's running around crazy but she's getting a lot done. That sounds to to to to to the to the to they. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the I the I they. I they. I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I'm I don't I don't I don't I'm th. I'm they. I'm their I'm their I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I'm I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I I th. I I th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the the the th. I'm the th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm th. I don't th. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm theeeean. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm th. That sounds great to me because I agree with you. People are, people are just, they've become too relaxed. Nobody, I don't know a single person that has put on a proper pair of pants in nine months.

Just too much relaxation, right? Exactly, exactly. Everyone's wearing improper pants. That's right. closest I can do is put on chaps, but with no pants. That's right. Closest I can do is put on chaps but with no pants so you can just kind of see my hips. You know how there's that like cut out spot? Oh yeah, I know you can kind of see my hips. Are you pear-shaped? I am, yes, but upside-down pair. Oh, wonderful. It's not like muscle. It's more like Erikos Cartwright. Yeah, he's an upside down pair. You always stand with your feet exactly together.

I've never seen you stand any other way just your feet. And on my tipy toes. Yeah, but what I do is I put on my tightest pair. Yeah, but what I do is I put on my tightest pair, and it is goddamn torture every day. Where does that 40 pounds go once you squeeze it into the jeans? You'd be surprised. It goes mostly into my arms and my hands. Wow, do you know that like 40 pounds of fat and just adipose tissue like that

that can start to get measured in water displacement like boats are? So th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and th, and th, and th, th, and th, and the, and the, the, and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, toga, toga, toga, toga, toga, toga, toga, toge, toge, toguuuuuua, toge, thaose tissue like that can start to get measured in water displacement like boats are so these genes are 40 pound fat displacement and it'll put you up into your armpit so it looks like you have goiters that you're resting on. Yeah it's about like that yeah. People keep telling me you got to get them goiters looked at and I that's when I pull out my, it's harder to keep a stake of wood down my pant leg like I like to do to take care of vampires, but I can get it in there. Well folks, I'm glad we're talking about pants, but now we've got more serious business to talk about. We've got to talk about this unbelievable episode of Bonanza.

This is the 17th episode of the first season of Bonanza is called the Outcast. Now what I like to do is I like to share some fun facts with you about the cast of this episode and whatnot. And I've done a little bit of that. I've done a little bit of research and looking into folks in this show. This show has a guest appearance by an actor by the name of Ed Platt. He yeah. He is the poor man's Martin Balsam, I think is what they called him in the day. And Martin Balsam's the poor man's Ernest Borgnain. So you're two levels deep. Yeah, that's right.

But he's Ed Platt, you probably know him from, he was the chief on get smart. He was the chief of control th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the the th. the th. thin, thi, the, thin, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thin, thin, thin, thin, the th. He's, the th. He's, to to the to to thea. to thin, the the the the the thea. And, things. He was on Bonanza three times, three different characters, which is not unusual. It's very strange. Two of them in one episode. One episode. He was on, you know, he was on all the big shows in the day, such as telephone time. What was that? It was one of those anthology shows where, I believe it was every, every time you tuned tuned tuned tuned tune tune tune tune tune tune tune tune to to to to to to to to to to play to play to play to play told told told too. too. too. too. too. it was one of those on anthology shows where it was, I believe it was, every time you tuned in it was a different play by a particular playwright I never heard of.

But it was about a telephone? About a telephone. He was on the Schlitz Playhouse of Stars, which so many of these folks were on. Yeah. He played James Dean's understanding juvenile officer in Rebel Without a Cause. So that's pretty good. He was Carrie Grant's lawyer in North by North West. And now I'd like to do a little thing if you all saw the episode, a little game, this is a new game we'll play called Guess the Age of the Character actor. So how old would you say Ed Platt was in this episode of Bonanza?

Who do you play? This is Cubby. Oh, Cubby. He played Harvey Buford. He was the shopkeeper. Oh, the foot fetish fella? Yeah, the foot fetish shopkeeper. It was 40. Yeah, you say 40. I feel like I should preface it first that he looks 58, but I'm gonna say Yeah, I'm gonna say 42. Okay. This is cubby 22. Well that's a bold guess. Price is right style. I'm going low. I see okay. All right. Yeah, these are. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna say 54. I'm gonna say thirty-four. I'm gonna say thirty-nine. I'm gonna say thirty-nine. I'm thirty-nine. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. th. th. I'm th. th. th. I'm th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I don't get 54. Okay, you say 54. This is Shun, I'm gonna say 39. 39, okay. This is exciting.

This is exciting. Now, do we all agree that he looks to be about 58? Yeah. Does that feel about right? Yeah. It played at the time that he shot this episode was 43 years old? Wow. 43 years old. Wow.

That means I believe Mutt Taylor, you're the winner. Oh man, I knew I should have gone on the prices, right? Yeah, you said 42. Yep, he was 43 and he looked 58. That's just how they did it in those days. Yeah. that episode also has a, Lita Malved as played by a woman by the name of Susan Oliver who she was in all the big shows at the time the

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Yeah. I was wondering if we could take a second to talk about the name of our show and if it could be called you be sponsored by one of my businesses. Oh absolutely the name of Bananas for Bonanza? Yeah the Know Your Place dating service theater. where people are no you meet your kind yeah kind and other kinds I can't believe nobody's had that idea before the know your place dating service yeah you know we could do that thing where they take a break in the middle and whoever the announcer is maybe maybe that's you him your whatever does that little like a sponsored ad read for know your place the middle and whoever the announcer is, maybe that's you me or whatever, does that little like a sponsored ad read for Know Your

Place Theater. Yeah, you meet, it's mostly people who are cowgirls and recently imprisoned. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, let's give it, let me take it for a spin. Folks, welcome to the Know Your Place Dating Service Theater where we talk about Bonanza. I think it works just fine. This is Amy. My name is Mutt Taylor and I simply did not know my place and then when I used No Your Place dating service theater I found out I was on a date and in the the theater. Thanks to Know Your Place dating service theater, I found out I was on a date and in

the theater. Thanks Know Your Place Dating Place Theater. I met people who were more my kind. That's right. This is not, this is specifically not for ladies that is putting on airs or trying to be like the cart rats. This is for them to know their place. This is not for ladies that is putting on airs or trying to be like the cart rats. This is for them to know their place. This is not for ladies that survive an episode of Bonanza. The hell no. I think that's great. The only way you can afford shoes is to prostitute yourself.

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Psolo. She took the trench route. Is the transiletic trench just the ocean? It's a part of it, yeah. Okay. How did you know all that? Well, it's in the wiki. Oh, it's a Wikipedia. She was also a director, a female director, which when it was thua. thua. thua, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. to, to, to-a, to-a, to-a. to-a. to-a. to-s. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-s, to-s, th. th. they got it. And she was also a director, a female director,

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Then you gotta fix a few bugs bugs and then go for it. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Quite a lady. Quite a lady. Speaking of quite a lady, Irene Tedro played Mrs. Buford and she has a very severe face, I think it's fair to say. She's got a, she's a stern-looking woman. and so I looked at some of the other character names that she played over the years on Little House on the Prairie she played a character named Minerva Farnsworth on Columbo she played a character named Mrs. Charles Whart on the Schletz Playhouse of Stars God damn She played a character named Marion Vanderlip. Are you sure you're not looking at, know your place to date and service right now, this is

Cubby. Marion Vanderlip, I never even RVed her smile. This is Covey. It's a good name. She played on something else. She was a Mrs. Ambrose Tutwiller. She played a character named Mrs. Grimh-MhR-I-M-H-A-U-S. Wow. And then... She was allowed to supply her own character names. I guess so. Can we play Guess Her Age in this episode? Oh we could do that. Damn it, we should do that. All right, I'm going to look it up, but I also want to tell you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, too, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, they, their, their want to tell you that the last character name I wrote down was

Minerva Todd, which means that this is a woman who in her career played two Minervas. Wow, that's a great Wallflower's song. I may be the only one here that appreciates. Well, now we, no, I have a mistake because we had two Minerva solo on one of our albums. That's, that's th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this is this is this is th. this is this is this is th. This is this is this is this is this is this is thi our albums. That's right. That's right. We had pooling Minerva's. Okay, let's see here. This is going to require just a little bit of math. Okay, I've got it. All right, guess the age of Irene Tedro at the time that she played the widow Buford, or the Mrs. Buford who becomes the widow Buford in this episode.

You say 40, okay, Amy says 40. I'll say 45. 45, okay. This is Cubby, 24. Oh man. All right. I got burned before, but I'm going to say 50. Okay, well, Irene Jeremy, who's Jeremy by the way, first of all? Who is? Oh, shut, you're not in. I'm not looking at my screen. I'm going to say 47 just because the women seem to age better than men.

Uh-huh. That's fair. That's fair. Well, Irene Tedro was born in 1907, so she'd have been 52 at the time this episode was made. Wow, okay. How old would you say she looks in this episode? Is that rude to say? I think she looks older than that. I'm, she's no Ed Platt, but I'd put her in her mid to late 50s. Yeah I'd say hurry up get old Irene the good parts are out there for stern librarians and widows and then finally I'm not old enough to be in show business that's the problem that is the problem this is cubby thank you th problem. That is the problem. This is Cubby. Thank you.

Ladies don't even try to get into show business until your face looks leathery. Got to wait. All right. The last guest star on this episode was a fellow by the name of Jack Lord. Good heavens. Jack Lord was the star of Hawaii 5-0, which was somehow on the air for 12 years and only managed to make a paltry 279 episodes. What were they doing down there? He's fooling around. He played the...

It's like in tropical climates. They can't get themselves to do anything. Maybe my app would help. Yeah, they should have had your app down there. Was that Cubby? Might have been. If they had woke up every day to a dose of dread space, you would have had Jack Lawrence say, guys, we've got to make an episode of Hawaii 5-0 today. What are we doing? Get off your surfboards, gentlemen. That's right. I'm only about 60 years too late. Oops. He, uh, he was a Felix Lider, the first Felix Lider in Dr. No.

Did you know that? Yeah, I knew something about that. I got this friend that's really into James Bond. But I can tell you a thing. Now, he was known apparently for wanting to supply some of his own costume and wardrobe. Oh really? That explains why as Felix Lider he is I shit you not wearing ladies cat-sized sunglasses. Well how interesting. He's a CIA he plays a CIA agent, isn't that correct? And he's wearing ladies glasses. All right well, interesting. All right that was Jack Lord. Now I understand the Jack Lord, despite being dead,

made an appearance recently on the new Hawaii 5-0? Is that right? That's correct. My understanding is it was going to be the season finale, or series finale, I think, and I'm not sure they used it because they had to put him in computer graphically because he'd been long dead. Right. And did you say is there a video clip of that? There is. Now I'm going to play it for you to show you what the technology was like at the time, which is virtually non-existent here. What year was it? That's a good question. I'll look into that. You'll notice that the video is really dark and I think that's clearly on purpose the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their their video their video their video the the. Is their video is their video is their video is their video is their video is their video is their video is their their their video is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. the. the. Is the. Is the. Is the. Is the. teoooooooooooooo. the. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is thi. Is. You'll notice that the video is really dark and I think that's clearly on purpose because they knew what they had there and it wasn't much. Okay, I got this pulled up. You see it? Yeah. All right, here we go. Sorry, I didn't realize anyone was in here.

That's all right. Hey, I can leave. No, it's okay. I can use the company. Okay. What in the world? You notice they don't stay on him too long. No, I don't. I'm sorry to you that. She beat cancer a few years back and put up with me for 45 years. So there should be a walk in the park. It's real weird that we're not seeing him for any of this change.

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What? I was a cop too. Oh my god. Long time ago. The lessy moves, the better it is. That's true. You were a cop. You've been married for 45 years.

What's a secret? He kind of looks like Charlie McCarthy, the ventriloquil figure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Huh? This is called faith-based watching. You marry?

Your girlfriend? You have to believe. No. All right, I think I can't take any more of that. Yeah, I think. I agree with that. It looks like he looks like a video game zombie is what I would say. Yeah I agree with that. I agree. You're playing a video game you encounter a zombie. Looks like Jack Lord in Hawaii 5-0 the new one. So are we going to play the game of how many years dead is he when this was filmed?

How much goes to his pension plan? If it's dead percentage being showed in a movie, I don't know how to do the calculations, I gotta learn. I did mention this earlier, but the true story is his estate is owned by a bank and they had to approach the bank for permission to do this and they said hell yes we have no emotional connection to this man and we're in the business of making money take him and more. Yeah his estate is owned by a bank how I don't know how that ends up happening was he did he die and hop to a bank I guess? I don't know but you know that jazz saxophone is Paul Desmond he didn't have any errors so he willed all his royalties to the Red Cross so

to this day if you stream Paul Desmond on Spotify that money's going to charity. Oh really? Isn't that nice? That is nice. I think I'm single-handedly keeping that charity and business too. I get you or I haven't heard of that artist. Well good for Jack Lord then giving some money finally to the banks. We all send that bank a Hickory Farm sympathy gift basket. We could send them a signature flavors basket a favorite flavors basket a give-back gift box classic chocolate classic chocolates gift set this is Cubby. Cubby. Cubby do you have anything like a special occasion gift for someone who dies of gun violence within their own home?

Oh yeah, we could send you a honey gold spiral sliced ham. Oh, because I kind of hope to get into that market. Yeah, come on now. Wait, what market exactly? I'll help you out. Okay. The market of sending food to the survivors of someone who has perished from gun violence in their own home, that's the market you're hoping to get into?

It's going up 27% every year. Oh really? Yes. And that's just by suicide. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Well, then that is a growth market. That's what they call a growth market. So people. If she weren't a fictional character, I'd send one of these baskets to the Wittabuford. Oh, yeah.

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Okay. Just to say this is the, know your place dating service theater. Oh, yeah. No your place dating service theater Exactly. All right. We'll be right back Academy Award winner Helly Berry. One touch without a roll ball is all in text. Say it. Never let go. We're the world now. Never let go. In theater September 20th. Welcome back to the No. the today. Welcome back to the No Year Place Dating Service Theater, where we're talking about Bonanza,

Season 1, the No Year Place Dating Service Theater where we're talking about Bonanza, season one episode 17, the Outcast. This episode starts out real strong with some really, really lively music. This music is not subtle about the fact that there's danger in Virginia City as our heroes ride in quick on their horses. The town seems to be deserted. There's nobody there. They check the jail. There's nobody there and then they ride on to on to where to where the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their season. Se their season. Season their season. Season their season. S their season. Season their season their season their season. Season their season. Season their season. Season their their their season. Season their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their.sea.e.sea.eas. their their their their their their the on their horses. The town seems to be deserted. There's nobody there. They check the jail. There's nobody there. And then they ride on to where there's a big mob. And basically what's happening is they're hanging a couple of guys. We only get to see their feet, but we can guess that the rest of them is hanging from nooses. And there's a woman who's real sad about it, and Ben is on her side.

I think that's basically what we learned in that first scene there. And this woman, well, it's her brother and her father who've been hung by the angry mob in Virginia City. And then we go up to the... Did you notice that when Lita, the young lady is going there and Ben wants to protect her, he has little Joe basically wrestle her to the ground, dislocating his shoulder to protect her from seeing the sight. Oh yeah, she shouldn't see this, and so little Joe just like man handles her to the ground.

Yeah, I thought was brave. There were a lot of rugby moves in this episode. Oh yeah. Well, you can- The car rights always take the moral high ground. Yeah. They sure do, even if it means getting down and dirty in the dirt. Well, then we have the opening credits where this turns out to be the 17th episode with the

burning map in the opening credits, 17th episode of Bonanza, and the first episode of Bonanza that then cuts to a chapter title card at the end of the credits. Oh. I believe this will be a fixture from here forward, but it only happens for the first time in this episode. Wow. Isn't that interesting? Yeah. Historically significant. And then we go to the Ponderosa ranch house. Now our heroes the cartwrights have brought this woman lead up Mount Malvet who's lost her father and her brother. They brought her to the

Ponderosa to kind of recuperate from the shock of having the crap beat out of her by little Joe. Yeah, you have, she had to lie down therapy. Yeah. And the doctor is there. We've seen this doctor before, but I've never quite noticed how slim his medical bag is before. He's got... Well he didn't he didn't have to do but I think one of the things he says there is he says the only other thing I can prescribe is time which must have been nice you know being a doctor back then when all you had to do was prescribe the inevitable. Yeah all he's got in that medical bag is a watch. Maybe I could be a doctor. I could be a doctor of the

Wait and Sea School. Don't worry she'll be able to act again in 50 years when her face is all leathery. He did he did have another thing in there he had that tiny bottle of cocaine. Oh yeah. Here give her this. No he doesn't tell him what it is or how often he's just like, yeah. You're right. Is it a suppository? Do you take it orally? What do you do with it? That's right.

He hands band a little glass tube and says, give her this. I don't know. I see if she figures it out. Is it top top? Is it internal? It's a tavern puzzle. Yeah. Yeah. I love puzzles.

Oh boy. Puzzles are the best. Well, then you get, uh, the next scene has little Joe firing off a whole bunch of bullets with no warning about 10 feet away from his brother. It's reckless. And that horse. Chub the horse. The horse horse.

The horse horse. That's a crazy thing to do. I got a question about hoss. I woke up in the middle of the night with the sweats. Oh boy. Did you have the Huss sweats? I did. Something awful. So bad I couldn't sit down. Let me tell you. I thought about this. His nickname's Hauss, right? We know that to be HOS, we know his first names Eric. Is Hoss? Just deep southern gentleman dialect for horse? I was riding

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So they let him in and talk to her. That was pretty good. Well, thanks. I'm working on the halls And she's thrilled to see him and They're there he's kind of like it's you and me against the world type of vibe from him on there on there and then after he leaves it turns out he and He and Joe have had some good times together in the past they say. I don't know why, what that, why is that element in our story? I do not know. But, uh, clean was to juxtapose that they're the same age. Oh, and that little Joe has lived a clean life. Oh, there you go. And Mr. Renton has lived, uh, he's got some prison to him, we understand. Two prison terms. He's been to jail two times already. Two prison terms. Yeah, two prison terms.

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Shunt? Oh, shut? Have you, have you been married in jail a few times? Well, yeah, it was the same woman twice. Oh, okay. You had one of those Liz Taylor, Richard Burton. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Did you know she was your kind? I did. I knew the second she tried to sneak in some sort of paraphernalia, not unlike what the what the doctor handed Ben bag. Did you know what to do with it or they just throw it on the floor and say knock yourself out? I tried a variety of options. So so shunt the judge prescribed you time as well. Yeah. Hard time. Only they I can think is the time. Well so so uh old Ben Cart Cartwright has a piece of wisdom in this scene. He says a man can't tell a woman who to love. Oh, isn't that true? Yeah. Would be good if we could though. It seems unfair that we can't. Yeah, uh, Amy. Is that right a man can't? I didn't want to bring it up this early. Oh, thir. It's thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the the the th. th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the th., I can't. Well, I didn't want to bring it up this early, but I was just going to, I've never told you about my husband and how we met. Oh, no, you haven't. My husband, well, he's a sapieant, very articulate man of many pieces.

He's a Frankenstein. What? What? I make a pardon? What? I made a pardon? We had a dear friend in common named Vic, and he said, oh, I got this friend and, you know, I haven't been able to make a woman for him. Would you want to be that gal?

Good heavens. And so, uh, my husband's in Frankenstein. Good Lord! This is shocking information. You're telling me that your husband has been stitched together from multiple corpses? Yes. Good Lord. Does he got bolts in his neck and everything? Yes, it was, he's, Vic is an alchemist. He does a good job. He brought him to life and then. I can't believe this. Your husband's a Frankenstein. I mean, I don't know what to tell you, but I'm, I'm, I'm sorry to say, I'm honor bound to chase him into the sea with a flaming torch. That's I th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that's I that's I that's I that's I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm, th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. the. the. chase him into the sea with a flaming torch. That's how I was worried about this idea. Why don't you guys debate it?

Oh, well, you should prevent us from meeting until you're fully tired of him, because I have killed many of Frankenstein in my time. I'll tell you that right now. I'm not supposed to talk about it on this podcast. I made a solemn vow to Ear Wolf that I will not talk about my monster slaughtering and I never have even the one time on this podcast and I'm not doing it now neither but I've killed dozens of hundreds of frankincine's in my time and I will not hesitate to take care of your husband. I'll tell you what I'll slap you in the face so hard you won't have seen that coming. Man, oh man, this is shocking. Who-wee! Well I'll try to persevere in the rest of this episode, knowing as I do now that your husband is a freak of science. And it sounds like this fellow was trying to make him a bride,

but it didn't work out and so he ended up marrying you. Well you're the new bride of Frankenstein. Yeah well he knew it was evil to that he shouldn't have machinated flesh and then he he but it was too late it was too late! Right and then he was so lonely and he was making so much noise in the basement and he says, he says, Amy, I have someone, you, I think you guys would get along. And we do! Well, it is true. I mean, that's part of what stings so bad as you guys have a wonderful relationship. Everything I've heard about your relationship just sounds fantastic.

So it's, it stings. But don't, but I think I can change your mind about Frankenstein's because I started a new reputation rebuilder service. It's called the Supprecer and for $7,500 I can go to your small town and change people's minds about you. Not just on the internet, but in public, I tell people, you know, that Frankenstein's are good and not evil. And I started that based on my marriage to my husband, where it's like, everyone assumes all the stuff about them.

And some of it's true, but there's no need that should be the first thing you read when you do a search engine. Well man, oh man, you got your work cut out for you if you're going to try and persuade people Frankenstein's is good. That ain't not, that's not going to be easy. I don't think, I could hire you for that service because I have been doing this one thing up around these Ponderosa parts where I put on those Leatherjack spike spikes the lumberjack spike shoes that you can climb trees real quick with and I've been climbing up Pondorosa Pines wearing nothing but them spike shoes and white briefs and people have been calling me the the Chupacabra of theonderosa, and I do wish I could have that kind of wiped clean.

Well, I gotta tell you, that happened with me with my business, lots of daughters. I had, with spending out, sending out candles with the blood of Christ in them, in God-driven packaging, that I, it was, it was, it was, it was, I had to go, you know, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, I, I to, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, that, to to that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to,through me, you know, it wasn't really my packaging. It was, it was, it was, anyways, I had to go, you know, make sure that rewrite 25 new bios about my self online so that people, you know, would still go to my business. So I can do that. Okay, we'll talk later. Okay. 25 bios, man. Well, all right. Sounds like you guys have a project on your hands.

Okay. Are they, hey, are those the kind of shoes they got spikes on the toes? Is that how they work? Yeah, and the insides. Yeah, okay. So you climb it kind of like a monkey would, but then just imagine a real white guy and just white briefs and just those spike shoes, scurrying up real quick. You get up real quick. Yeah, that sounds disturbing. All right, back to this episode. Now, what we basically learn here, what we find out, Clay Renton is part of a gang of bad guys led by a fellow named Spence, and they have been trying to rob the stagecoach thinking that the the the the the the, what, what, what, what, what, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, to, too, the, and too, and too, and too, and too, and too, and, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, the, th, th, th, th, the, the, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, th, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, thr, they.e, thru, togu, thru, togu, thrue, thri, too, trying to rob the stage coach thinking that the payroll for everybody that works on the Ponderosa, all those people we'd never have met before

in 17 episodes, the payroll for all those guys must be coming in on the stage coach. And so they've been trying to rob that stage coach and get all that money and and in the process that's why it was Leda's husband and father brother and father that shot two innocent people on a failed attempt to rob the stage coach and that's why they ended up getting hung. These are all the bunch of things we've learned. And we also learned that Leda, she doesn't, she's not involved in any crime. She doesn't benefit from it at all. She makes her living by selling the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the eggs the Leda, she's not involved in any crime. She doesn't benefit from it at all. She makes her living by selling the eggs that her chickens spit out. And that's all she's ever been doing. And Ben Cartwright takes her home.

What happens there? Ben Cartwright takes her home and Clay's waiting for it home. And here's where I want to get to. I'm going to show a clip now where we got Leda Lita Leta leta leta leta leta leta leta the lead lead lead lead lead lead lead lead lead lead lead lead their their to their to their. to their. their. to their. to to to their. to. to. to. to. to. that. that. that's. that's. that's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she. that's, she. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, to. And to. And to. And to. And to, to. And, to, to, to. And, to. And, to. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. that's that's they. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's. that's. I want to get to. I'm going to show a clip now, where we got Lita. She gets herself all gussied up to bring her eggs into Harvey Buford's store, I guess is a dry goods store, and sells her eggs, and then we have a scene here where Mr. Buford is just, he's a married man but he's looking for love. Well, she is selling her eggs. She is selling her eggs.

And she did get herself all dressed up. And I think it's fair to say he's got a thing for feet. Okay, ready? Here we go. And this is a, this is Chief from Get Smart. Here, putting the moves on Lita Malve. Let's see what my volume is like from Get Smart. Uh, here putting the moves on Lita Malveet. Let's see what my volume is like too loud. That sounds all right to me. Sounds all right to you. Mm-hmm.

He made sure his customers have left. The store is empty. He approaches with his hands on his best. He smooths out the front of his pants. And how old does he get here? What? He's 40?. He's th.? Forty? What? He's 43? Jesus Christ. Unbelievable. He's been rowed hard and put away old. I can't tell by his

voice if he's ever smoked cigarettes. He looks like pretty on your tie. Do you mean if he's ever not smoked cigarettes? He is about as close as you can get to a human being. And now here he is. He's down by her feet with a pair of leather shoes. Oh, I didn't mean nothing but I look at it up in dress. Yeah. I can't afford him. If you'll give me the pay, Mr. Bufford. She can't afford me better shoes. Look what he does. He puts the shoes in the egg basket and covers him over. You got a pair of shoes, yeah.

I told you I couldn't afford them. I just want to be nice and friendly. Oh boy. Uh-huh. You could come out to your cabin of an evening once in a while and pick up the eggs. Oh, oh. That was a hell of a slap. And in walks Clay Renton.

That's why I don't do door-to-door sales anymore. Absolutely not. Yeah. So she just went in there to sell her eggs as per usual. Next thing she knows, he's fitting her for a fancy pair of leather shoes and he wants to come by her cabin. Now that her father and brother is dead he figures she's there all alone I can get some sex business right right yeah sex business what it's hard to see the chief be bad it is hard I feel like

I feel like if Maxwell smart knew about this man's past, it would change his attitude to a risk of life. What would I may the robot say? Hard to do it's hard to know if it's pronounced Booferred or Beaufort, this is, it does seem to change, doesn't it? Sure does. Whichever way the wind's blowing, that's what we're calling them. Well the liquid you had just been invented. Yeah, and. Solid U had been around since the early 1800s. But back then a liquid you meant that it could change. It was liquid. It could go from liquid to non-liquid. They were vowel liquid. And we hadn't yet encountered the gaseous you. What does that sound like? What's the gaseous use?

Okay. Yeah, that was, that was, but. I've heard that a few times. Yeah, well, what are you supposed to do? You've got a character whose name is spelled B-U-F-O-R-D. You're supposed to tell the whole cast one way to say it? Give me a... Well, now we find out, yeah, it's a real problem for these cart rights to get their $50,000 in payroll for invisible employees onto the Ponderosa, and one way they've been doing it is they've been sneaking it in a buried under a pile of wood. Pretty clever and and then we have a scene here. I'm gonna just go right in and show you another clip.

This is a now the bad guys are they're camped out somewhere's on the Ponderosa trying to figure out how they're gonna get their hands on that payroll and they have a scene here and the main bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. the the the bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. the bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. the bad. they. they they've they. they're they've they've they've they've they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they out how they're going to get their hands on that payroll. And they have a scene here, and the main bad guy, fellow by the name of Spence, they have some beef with Clay. Clay wants to be the new... And they had a little altercation in the previous scene, and one of the things we learned from that scene was, oh, it's not smart to try to draw your gun on Spence because I guess Spence is a fast, fast hand with a gun. Spence does look a lot like one of the fellas doing mall security at the Winter Springs Mall, I might say. Oh he does. He doesn't look too intimidating to me is what I'm saying. He has a mall security

body. He looks like a dinner roll face. He's got the face of a dinner roll. Yeah, somehow his head is just perished. Yeah. He also, by the way, if you got a feller in your show that you don't want to outdraw, he might need to look like you can't outdraw him. Well, that's why he's so successful because everybody thinks I can take my time with this city slayer. Oh,that's what it is. Yeah. By the way this this actor is another Bonanza three-timer. This is the first of three appearances on Bonanza for this guy

too. So maybe they found more fitting roles for him later on. But all right here we go. Here we go. This is a showdown between Clay and Spence. Both bad guys. the screen here we go. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho, tho, tho tho. tho, thoes. tho and Spence, both bad guys, sharing my screen, here we go. And it's an interesting shootout that occurs here. Let's take a look. I don't want no part of a cheap two-bit holdup. I came here after big money and that's what I'm going to get. I told you before. You don't look too small.

You've been living on egg money too long. He's got the posture of a question mark. Looks like he got the draw on him. Yep, he turned his back on Clay and pulled his gun. First time in history. Clay shoots him right in the belt. And then in the foot. Yeah, and he's dead. Here's my question. Yeah.

Does the tactic of taunting a man pointing a gun at you ever work? Does that ever shame them out of it? Does it just make them want to kill you? I believe Shunt can speak to that. I've seen it 50-50. Oh, Oh I see it's got, it works 50% percent. 50% of the time you can shave them out of it. The other 50% of the time you you're just gonna egg them on. Yeah what he basically says is, what are you gonna do with that gun you got aimed at me little boy? You ain't got no bullets in that, prove it. Yeah, it would

take a man to shoot me. What are you? I'll give you a hundred dollars if you shoot me. And keep in mind the scene before he had slapped Clay so it's like he is herbering all kinds of stuff and he's just like, yeah go ahead. Yeah, but I will say the argument they're having, it I think I might take Spence as a tasks. th th. And that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's just that's just like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah. But I will say the argument they're having, I think I might take Spence's side on it because Renton's plan is that in order to take down the transport of the payroll, they need money, they need new horses. so they're going to commit one robbery to buy new horses to commit the second robbery.

Yeah. Couldn't they just feed their own horses, get them back healthy again and use those? That's the problem. Spence says we can't go after the payroll, our horses are hungry, and Clay says, well, we'll get new horses. This plan could take years. That shocked me right there because it didn't look like Spence had been sacrificing any meals which let me think well what if you were planning this to be out there for six months if you have to be like he said at one point. Really? Well then you didn't plan to were planning this to be out there for six months if you have to be, like he said at one point, really? Well, then you didn't plan to bring food along for the horses.

You just figured you'd be a bunch of starving fellows on starving horses, trying to hold up healthy men with a bunch of money? Yeah. I'm confused. When you guys are saying horses? Oh, I don't think I think in this case it's actual like four-legged horses. I don't get the rules I don't get the rules. It is hard. They aren't riding hoss and fefers. Yeah this is the liquid R. Okay is what so when you're building a like a construction site and you use a saw hoss?

Hmm brother? What? I suppose so? We're getting in the weeds. It's way deep in the weeds. Sorry. But I did think it was interesting in that scene. It's one of these times, this happened on the show before, where somebody gets shot, but they didn't tell the actor what part of your body you grab onto when you shot. Remember the time we had a Native American people's person who was shot and the bullet wound from the back of to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the time we had a we had a native American people's person who was shot and and the bullet went all from the back of the head to a forearm he was just ow ow not quite sure where the bullet hit me. Well what are they supposed to do tell every actor where they got shot? No time for that. There's no time for it. But he appears to have been shot in the belt.

And then the second shot is Jack Lord is just clearly aiming toward the ground. Yep. Yeah. I think that's like I'm gonna shoot you and here's one in the ground for when you fall. So you're gonna. Well, both of his shots really. They were both gun safety. Oh, yeah. Aimed way over here and Spence is that way. And then, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the they they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the shot, the shot. the shot. the shot. the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th., we aimed way over here and spent us that way,

and then he shoots down like, okay, they want another shot, and they also don't fully commit to it. Yeah, and it's never, let me tell you, previously on Bonanza, never been a problem to aim a gun and shoot it right at someone's torso. Right. Maybe this time, maybe you know how it a set, the prop guy will come up and say, okay, I'm going to show you now. There's no real bullets in here. This is not a real gun. Maybe on this particular day, the prop guy came up and said, look, no promises. I don't have any blanks. I only got real bullets. Will you just aim it about five inches that way?

We'll set up a mattress on the far side of the set the set the set the set the set set the set set the set the set the set set the set the set set set the set that way. We'll set up a mattress on the far side of the set. Something like that. Well, okay. Yeah. Don't, are we just going to breeze right by the cart rights plan to dress as women on a cart to get the payroll through? I was hoping we can see that the end of the episode. We never do. Boy, they over promise and under deliver. This is Cubby. I know. And they had a dressmaker in the episode too. It would have been so easy. Yeah, what, were you gonna say something about that, Amy? Well, just that, with the dress making, you think she could make money doing that more than eggs?

You would think. That's true. She has an entirely egg-based income. Yeah, she's not. I mean, that's what I do. I like to have multiple streams of incomes so that, you know, if something dries up. She should make little dresses for the eggs and sell the eggs and little dresses. Egg dresses. Yeah, yeah. It's a beautiful idea. I'm going to get on that. Yeah, so it has developed in these over these 17 episodes that

Hoss and Little Joe is kind of a comedy duo. They have, they have, it's lots of funny stuff happens between them. And so, so when they're talking about Joe's teasing hoss saying that they're from now on, they're gonna sneak the payroll onto the ranch by dressing up hoss like a woman and hoss gets all bothered. So that's just some of their good times and fun laughter. As good of a plan is burying it under a bunch of logs. Yeah, no one would think to look under some wood. Well, now what do we have here? Well, okay, Clay proposes marriage to Lita then, so she's going to get married. And then Haas drops by and she's all excited she's made a wedding dress and Haas says, oh, something to put in your hope chest, which is a little bit insulting. If somebody says to you, hey, I've made myself a wedding dress and you say, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, th, th, th, th, the, the, th, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, the they, they, the the the the the they, they, they, the to the to the to the somebody says to you hey I made

myself a wedding dress and you say oh just to put in a box for some future time capsule putting a time capsule because nice vision board your body won't change at all from the time you made the dress until the point where you actually married somebody. But no, what he didn't want to hear is the truth. She is planning to marry that Clay Renton and he is bad news. He makes no effort to hide his disappointment at this news.

He doesn't even say, well, well, good for you are sure. He's just flat out just, oh. Getting married to that jerk. Rude. But she's happy. She starts dancing around her house with her wedding dress, singing a nonsense tune. And those are free. Those are free.

No, notense tunes are free. Royalty-free nonsense. Well, I would say just about any song that that character would know would be free, but she instead sings, Bada-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha-bdee. Hey, on that burning map that we see at the top of the show? Yesthe question, how many are there? How many are there? And are we all in agreement about which one's best? Well, there's a street in Virginia City called Church Row and it's just 18 churches in a row. And you can do like a pub crawl but for churches where you get drunk and

do they have like a yelp review of which ones the best? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's the third one. Have you guys heard about live action role play and ever thought about how we could act out these episodes ourselves? Oh, man, live action. Is that what Larp stands for? I've heard a lot of things. Yeah. I call dibs on Leda. Oh, I don't, I don't even know who to call dibs on. I want to, oh man, they're all so great.

I want to be at them because I've been working on my smug look. Okay. How big are your teeth? Because he's got tiny teeth. I've had them in small land. I want to be a chicken so I can be held by Haas. The food court at the Winter Springs Mall looks exactly like a charity bazaar. Yeah, it does. We can do it right there in the mall. Oh man. I got to, I guess I've got to be Paul Wainwright.

I want to be Ben Cartwrack. I got to be Ben Cart be Ben Cartwright, or Wayne Cartwright. I want to be Mrs. Beaufort. Yeah. Or Beaufort. Buffard. Buckward. Actually, I want to be Beaufort because he's such a young man.

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And I don't know how, I don't, it just seems, how did this go wrong? I can't even imagine. But anyway, there's there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's even imagine. But anyway, there's only $50 in the safe and that's disappointing. And this is, okay. And then that's when Beaufort walks in. He happens to walk into his store and Clay pistol whips him. And that's that scene. And then we see, uh, oh yeah, so the bad guys are having a hard time. Now Lita shows up, she's a little bit late for the dressmaking contest at the Charity Bazaar

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Sometimes when I do trade shows. People you see that kind of thing when you do trade? What do you bring to a trade show like you know I just bring in some of my new things like, um like you know like you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you that, you that, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th like, you th like, you th like, you th like, you th like, you th like, you the, you thi, thi, you the, you're the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, the, the, thin, the, thin, the, the, the, the, thin, the, the, the, the, thin, the, the, the of thing when you do trade, what do you bring to a trade show? You know what? I just bring in some of my new things like, like, you know, family gun holsters or just any product that, you know, Bibles, my own Bibles that I've written myself a rewrite so a woman can understand it, you know? And, um, you know, and you know, sometimes they just they push off, they physically push me away. Oh man, well I couldn't believe it when I saw it, and I'm sorry to hear that it happened. It's the kind of thing goes on in the our civilized world. It happens all the time in crafting. Oh,the crafting world cut through. Do we also learn that Ben Cartwright judged last year's

dressmaking competition? Sure did. Who is that? Amy. Okay. Yep. That's true Ben does not want to repeat. He does not want to repeat that experience because it was so awful. Yeah. I don't know what happened. Yeah. Those bitches take it too seriously. That is what he said. I'm not sure if those were the words, but I think that was the message. Yeah, good point. He does not want to judge the dress competition. And I think basically from what I understand, the competition last year sounds like it was Haas put on each one of these dresses and then Ben had to decide which one looked best on Haas. I think it would have happened. I think that is what happened and he had

to wear a fake false beard as well. It was very confusing. Oh yeah, false beard. They talk about that too. Well then, okay, now, Buford, Harvey Buford, stumbles out of his store with, it looks like a Halloween store scab glued onto his head. Yeah, like, did you bump into some rhubarb? What happened? Yeah. But it turns out...

Mr. Gorbachev. Mr. Gorbachev. He got jelly on his forehead. But it's fatal jelly. He is, uh, it turns out he will succumb to that injury. And, uh, but before he dies, he says it was Clay Renton, what did this to my head? And Ben organizes a posse right there on the spot, but he sends them intentionally on a bit of a goose chase. He sends them, he knowingly sends a pod, the angry mob to some place where he doesn't

think they're going to find Clay Renton because this is another one of them times where the cart rights alone want to bring somebody in alive and have them stay in trial and the whole rest of the rabble just wants to string them up. They talk a lot about getting your neck stretched in this episode. I'm not, I'm not going the the their their their their their their their their their their their. their. I'm not going going going going going going going going going going going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm going. I'm not going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to get to get to get to get to get. I. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I. I'm going. I. I'm going. I'm going. I. I'm going. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. Ithis episode. I'm not gonna get my neck stretched for that. They don't seem to understand. That's not what happens when you get hung by the way. It is not an neck stretching. The point is the neck doesn't stretch. If the neck stretched you'd have no problems in a minute your feet are be on the ground. Yeah, it's a pants shitter. That's what I understand happens when you get hanged. Yeah, that's wishful thinking. That's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. neneneneneneneneck. th. th. th. th. their. th. I. I's. I's. I's. I's that's right. That's wishful thinking. My neck is going to stretch. Well, let's see here. Do you think, if you don't mind my ass, do you think the cart rats might

make all of their money really from any time there's a criminal in town, they go, look up by the lake, and they send everybody off so they can bring them in and collect the money. It's a bounty hunter operation. Yeah. Yeah. They wouldn't do that because they're godlike. That's true. They are the only principled people in the entire American West.

I'm just saying they could be Greek godlike. Oh, I see. So sometimes, principal and other times, committing all kinds of rapes, like the Greek gods. Like the Greek gods. Well, so Clay, now, oh, oh, what is it there? Oh, yeah, the cart-ripe boys run into Clay's gang minus Clay. So that's all took care of.

Those other fellas that's part of it has all been captured very easily. And then Clay goes to Lita's house, which I think is where Adam and Ben figure he's going to go and Ben says I'm going to go meet him there. And Clay is in there talking to Lita and then he hides in a bedroom and Ben, does Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is the th talking to Lita and then he hides in a bedroom and what, and Ben, does Ben come in? No, Ben doesn't come. They have a long. Does he go in? Well, Ben finds a horse that's been ejaculated on so he knows that Clay is inside.

Oh, that's right. Oh, Ben goes inside and he's looking for Clay and Lita says he ain't here and she gives a very convincing performance that Clay is not hiding on the other side of that door and she is just all in for defending her husband and she sends Ben out the door. She says my husband is not here and he has not ejaculated on that horse. She says this is a scene where she says, Malvet women could always be proud because they always stood up for the men they loved.

This is just, it's a family tradition, a Malvet woman, regardless of what is going on with her man, she'll stand up for him. And so she's kind of chosen her place here. She is with clay. And that's when Ben goes out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. hea, th. th. hea, th. hea, hea, hea, hea, he. he. he. he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he has, he has, he, he, he, he he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, th. th. he has, th. the. the. the. the the the. the with Clay. And that's when Ben goes out and he's like, okay, I guess I'm leaving. But then he notices another horse, Clay's horse. And yes, he puts his hand on that horse and his hand comes away with, I just, what was going on? It's an Arabian jizz horse.

It can only be that someone had ejaculated upon that horse. Likely it was Clay. Excited from taking another man's life with the butt end of his pistol, he had to do what he had to do. And this tells Ben that Clay is in there. He went from using the butt end of his pistol to the point he had to do. It was't real. What was that white stuff? Obviously, it's so strange.

I think it's meant to be because when Clay arrives, he talks about how he rode in real hard and fast on his horse. Oh, it's sweat. Yeah, it's horse sweat. When I saw that scene, what I thought was at first they went, they used water and they filmed it and they went, well it doesn't look like anything. And then they used like silver paint and they went, well that's too much. And then they added some sort of ejaculatory style goo. And they went, yep, there it is.

I mean, we've wasted enough time on this now. So why don't we just keep what we shot and we'll figure it out when we edit the damn thing to get. Who's the Warner Brothers Jiz boy? Is he on the lot today? Can we get him in here? A clock? I believe it was Melblank's nephew.

He just walks around with the. I mean, if I'm being honest, it does look a lot like a signature cheeseball melted from Hickory Farms. Like a bacon and green onion cheese spread. Cubby, you're being too honest. I think nobody who hears this is going to ever buy that again after everything we've said about it. I would, Cubby. Okay, well, all right.

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place. But now Ben knows Clay is in there. That's an important part of all this. And so Clay inside there, he's got a plan to escape with Leda. But she's kind of like, well, hey, if you're innocent, like you tell me yard and go ahead on out there, present yourself to Ben, stay in trial, everything will be fine. That's rational. But Clay doesn't want to do that, because he knows he's guilty of killing Harvey Buford. And then he convinces her of a false equivalency, where he says, did you steal that dress, comparing her being sexually harassed at her egg job. and to, right. and to, right.. and to, to, and to, and th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. And, th. th. thi. thi. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, they, they, they, they, the the the the they, the they. And, they, they. And, they. And, they. And, thi, thi, thi. And, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, her being sexually harassed at her egg job?

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It's totally a logical fallacy. It's just like, it's, well, did you shave your legs this morning? It doesn't make any sense at all. It is not an answer to the question that's been asked. Did you kill that man? that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that?? Well? Well? Well? Well, no? Well, no? No? No, no? No, no? No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, tho, the? No. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoomo. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the the the. the. the. the. theeeeeean. to, the to. to, the the the toean. the thean. thean. thean. that's been asked. Did you kill that man? Well, did you shake your legs? Uh, no, I didn't. I love you forever. It follows that I did not, would not have killed that man.

But I'm going to go out, guns of blazing. Let me ask you, Clay Rat rehab, where you grab a sack and you get a horseback ride. And you start a new. You grab a sack and let it fly on the horseback. Yeah, I forget what his role was going to be in their escape, but he throws her a gunny sack and says, fill it with all the things we'll need to hide out forever. That was, now I don't know about you, I've been married seven times, and at no time have

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They're gonna collect that money on that bounty. Yep, the mob shows up including the widow Beaufort dressed in mourning. She is a sort of an odd person to tag along on the hanging posse. Sure is. Recently deceased husband automatically in the lynch and mob. This is Dalton. Well, a lot of men don't think women like violence. But we do.

Yeah, yeah, I can see that. I guess that's what we like mob justice. Well, that's what she's there for. She wants to see it in her black shawl. Excuse me, that's called a Mantia. Oh, is that what that is that she's wearing? Yeah, fuck, I don't ever anyone get that wrong again. Oh, well, all right. I beg your pardon to ma'am. that. I'll fuck this. I got a don't go. I'll say it again, Mantia. She's got a black, well, Ed and Ed, Ryan, cut out where I said it was a shawl. Oh, God.

Sorry, I got a little charged. Sorry. Okay. Well, so all right, she says, what happens? She grabs a shotgun and he's so stupid that he says, oh, good plan. Well, I'll walk out there with you putting a shotgun on me and we'll make like I'm surrendering, and then things will happen and we'll get away. He puts his gun in his boot.

He's, it's like a comedy scene. Like, oh, that's a really good idea, baby. And that, it's ridiculous. It is ridiculous. But in fact, she means to aim a shotgun at this terrible man. Oh, you know what happens? You know what gives her to know that Clay is a scoundrel? Is it she grabs up her wedding dress, she's gonna for sure put that in the gunny sack,

and he throws it on the ground. Oh! Second time in this episode somebody threw this poor woman's wedding dress on the dirt ground. That's product. That's product. You can't take someone's, you know, everything that they have in their inventory. Yeah. I'd say throw my wedding dress on the ground once. Shame on me. I do. I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho. Somebody tho tho tho tho tho thu thu tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw tho tho tho tho thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody thu. Somebody tho tho thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tho tho th. throw my wedding dress on the ground once, shame on me. Throw it on the ground twice.

Shame on you. I do. And I'm getting a shotgun. So the plan is that that Alita is going to pretend to turn him in? Is that what they're saying? Then you'll make a run for it. And then it seems like she would just hand him over then at that point. And it didn't seem like the plan changed a couple ti ti to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to I I I I to I I to I I to I to I to I to I to I could I could I could I could I could I to the the to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to me I I I I I I I I to. I tha. I could I could I could I could I could I could I truuucooooooooooooooo. I go go. I could I I do I truu. I do I do I do I'm I'm I'm. I'm. hand him over then at that point. And it did seem like the plan changed a couple times too. I couldn't tell. She's going to walk out with a shotgun. He's got a secret gun in his boot. They're going to say, all right, see, we're surrendering. All you angry mobsters, throw your guns in a pile. And then he pulls the gun from his boot and she opens fire. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their. They their. They their. They their. They th. They th. They'll th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thoomoomoom. And thoes. And thoomoomoomoomoom. And thoom. And thoom. And thoom. And tho. And tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, th. And, th. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, tha. And, I'm, I'm, tha. And, theea. And, thea. And, thea. And, thoooooo. And, tha. And, I he pulls the gun from his boot and she opens fire. They kill them all and escape. I think maybe that's... And they live forever on all the food she's packed in that tiny gunny sack. No, I think Ben Cartwrights the one that saves the day, isn't he? Suddenly you go, wow, he's fast.

And he shoots Clay, doesn't he? Yeah, that's right. Well, because Lita betrays Clay and she says, take a look in his boot. I don't know why she doesn't just say, he's got a gun at his boot. He's being a little mysterious about it. You all fellers up for a scavenger hunt? Yeah. First, inspect his boot. What's black leather and goes around 10 little piggies? Well, Malvet women now have not always stood by their men. That's true. She has broken the Malvet tradition. Broken the code.

Wow. Well I think she broke that code when she decided not to get her neck stretch with her brother and father. Oh you're right. That's a good point. Well now he he, Clay decides his best bit is to grab, try to grab a hold of that shotgun.. th. th. th. the th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. the the their, their, their, their, their, th. That, th. That, th. That's, thi. That, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. is to try to grab hold of that shotgun, and when he turns around to do it, Ben guns him down. And Clay fallen to the ground, dying and says, oh, almost like he's looking for sympathy from Ben. He's like, I just wanted to steal all your money. And possibly kill you in an escape. So just to confirm you made the right choice.

That's basically right. And then he falls down dead and bed and says he had a chance at something much bigger than a payroll heist, meaning the love of a good woman like Lita. Yeah, and he blew it. He blew it by murdering Harvey Buford. Oh well. And then, well, now Leda has redeemed herself and we find out why, story-wise,

well, the widow Buford is there because she now is going to go apologize to Lita. And that's what ends our episode, an apology. Do you think maybe she kills Lita and that's just, we just don't see it? No, I thought she was going to hire her as a retail shop fitter and dress designer for her clothing. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Now the widow Beaufort is going to run Buford's dry goods and there's going to be little eggs and dresses and dresses for humans as well. And she's going to rebuild her reputation by suppressing

the false rumors from before which is what I do for my husband. You know, he's made, he's made of dead other human beings, but that doesn't mean that he isn't a creature. He's fun. I'm sure. Hey, I just want to say though, if he starts trying to teach swimming lessons to little girls, keep him away from it. Yeah, got that right. Well he's trying, he is looking for work on monster.com. Oh, god damn. Somebody's got to shut down that website. We're finding all these jobs for monsters. Jesus Christ. Man, look, nobody ever said Frankenstein wasn't fun.

I'm not surprised to hear he's fun. Problem is, he's a goddamn monster and a freak of science. Oh, Amy, I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed to hear that you will stand by your man, even though your man is literally stitched together from dead bodies and animated with lightning. Yeah, you're essentially standing by men. Is not, well, is not God in all of us and therefore is he not a child of God? I don't know, I'm just, I'm just spitballing.

I just love him. Well, I mean, love is, you can't do nothing about me. You can't, a man cannot tell a woman who to love, as Ben Cartwright says in this episode. But he can kill her husband. That is one thing he can do, or her fiance, in the case of what happens in this episode, folks, that does bring this episode to a close, and I am sorry to say, it always breaks my heart to have to update this............. th. the. the, the, the, the, the, th. the, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, the, the, the, th. the thi, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to me, to me, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, the to me, to me, the to me, to me, to me, to me, to say, it always breaks my heart to have to update this, but there's only 414 episodes of Bonanza left for us to talk about. It's really, really getting out.

Where's the thumb go? Yeah, before you know it, it'll be, it'll be less than 400, and then we'll be almost done. Say it. Well, folks, uh, and anything further to say to say to say to say th to say th further to say about this episode of Bonanza, any other points you wish to make or anything else about it? I just, oh you can say no please, please. I just want to say if somebody comes to our house and tries to kill us that there's just as good a chance we'll kill them or each other by accident because we have guns in the house. Would you say that the chances are equal that you will be killed or that your assailant will be killed or that you will kill one another?

Yes! That's the same odds of going up against Spence when you taunt him to shoot you? That's right. 50, 50 except there's three options, so it's 33 and a third across the house.. th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th. th. th in th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th guns in th guns in th. th. thus in thi guns in thus in thus in their guns in their guns in their guns in their guns in their guns in their guns in their guns in their guns their guns their guns their guns their guns their guns th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thea. thea. thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thunt them to shoot you. That's right. 50-50 except there's three options so it's 33 and a third across the board. Right, right. Yep. Revolutions per minute. What were you gonna say there, Mutt Taylor? Oh nothing I just taken up from the Amy Sleverson playbook and I'm now selling an item based on this episode which is a Palomino jiz shammy for your biggest horse. And you can pick those up at my shipping container. You have to drive up there to get it.

And I will be in just white briefs and lumberjack spikes, but don't worry too much about it. Okay, that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, you can't leave, can't leave ejaculate on a horse for too long. All right, anybody else? Yeah, I just like to invite y'all to come down to Winter Springs Mall to my Hickory Farms kiosk. We got discount Lily's Q BBQ Rub set

featuring Carolina Dirt Barbecue Rub, and we got baking smoke cheddar bland. Cheeses were right by the hot topic. You can know it by the people wearing black capes and they're real pale and they're wearing makeup. People wear black capes. Did you say capes? Yeah black capes. It's a hot topic right there? Uh-oh. I didn't know there's wearing capes at the hot topic. And they're pale and do they got like sharpened teeth? Most of them, yeah? But they take the bus. They sure do. And they just just just just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their theired. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tha.a. thea.a.a. thauauauaua. thauaua. thea. their their their their their the just, they congregate right there at the hot topic. So that's how you'll know you're in the right place. You'll just see a bunch of people wearing black capes and this makeup and dark eyes.

I am not here to talk about monsters, but it sounds like you've got some goddamn vampires hanging around the winter springs. the waugh, the winter spa And I aim to do something about it. Dalton, I just want to say don't move your head because right now your microphone screen server makes it look like you got a real evil melodramatic foo man chew my head. I know, I just took a screen shot. We'll put it up on Instagram. Yeah. That would be a very peculiar mustache that on one side is a giant black circle. And on the other side extends beyond

your chin. You either look like a melodrama villain or either sigfreed or Roy. Yeah I'll take it either way it comes. Anybody got anything they wish to promote? I know that you can find the album Mount Usmore on a band camp that's the journeyman's album is that where you find it? Yeah check it out you can find the album Mount Usmore on a band camp that's the journeyman's album is that where you find it? Yeah check it out you can either search for the journeyman Mount Us More or just go Superego and you'll find it there. Man that's a that's the only country album you'll ever need. And Amy Sleverson you've got your know your place dating service and that sounds great. Yeah where you find I mean I have a single who's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's th. You the the th. th. th. that's th. th. You can the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thou. the the the the truu.ean. Mea. Mea. the journey. to. the to. to. to. the the the th., where you're fine. I mean, I have a single who's currently up at Fresno State and you know she's a gal who she's in and she

won't tell you what she's in for but she gets out in 2032 and she just she just loves to draw and sketch and hopes to to get into tattoo artistry, you know, outside a prison. And she is available for love. For love and marriage. And that's what she really wants to get married. You know, it's not, she's not playing around. I see. Okay, that's good to know, man. If you're tired of playing games and you're ready to get married to a woman who will be free by 2032................. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the tat, tat, tat, tat, tate, tate, tate.e.e. tate. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to, to, to, if you're tired of playing games and you're ready to get married to a woman who will be free by 2032, check out the Know Your Place Dating Service, right?

That's it. Know your place where you'll meet your kind. That's your kind. All righty. Well, there's it, another episode of Bonanza Bugs and the Bucks. I do want to thank our guests, Shuntmugup and Cubby Laudermord, and Jimmy Blades of the Journeymen, and as always, Mutt Taylor and Amy Slaverson. Now, I move that we close this episode of Bananas for Bananza. When anyone second the motion?

Reluctant second. The motion is on the floor. Those in favor of closing this this this this this this this this this this this this thenananananananananananananananananananananan an the episode. Those in favor of closing this episode of Bananasa for Bananza signify by saying, aye. Ah, I abstain. Are you abstaining? I have an abstention. All right, that's fair. You have a conflict of interest, so that's an abstention.

But everybody else, the motion carries, and that is the end of this episode of Bananas for Bananza. Thank you, fellas. Bye-bye. the. Bananas for Bananasas are brought to you by Andy Daly. With Maria Bamfield and Matt Gorley. Theme song by Matt Gorley with the journey, which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff and Wade Ryan. Special thanks to our gang on the ground, with the Jordan, which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mitchikoff, and Wayne Ryan. Special thanks to our gang on the ground, Josh Richmond and Shannon Locke.

Bananas for Bonanza is produced by Ryan Connor and Machorley, and executive produced by Colin Anderson and Chris Beck. We'll see you next time. As women, our life stages come with unique risk. risk factors, like high blood pressure developed during pregnancy, which can put us two times more at risk of heart disease or stroke. Know your risks. Visit Heart and Stroke. tock. Academy Award winner, Helly Berry.

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