Bonanas for Bonanza - Re-Release: Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #4: “The Paiute War”

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyDalton has once again tricked incompetent publisher of books Russell Schein (Paul F. Tompkins) into appearing on the show, where Amy pitches him on publishing "a Bible for gals." Then they discuss season 1, episode 4 of Bonanza, "The Paiute War”!Release date: May 11, 2020Merch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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So do that. Okay consult your TV guide. Get your great outdoors inside. Take some ponderosa pride and forever made. RIDE. I'm Banas for Bananza. Careful, Brian. I'm going for Bananza. Careful, Brian. I'm going to start with a yiha like always. Here we go. Yeh!

Hello, friend. Come on in. The gate is open wide. Welcome to Bananas for Bananza with me, Dalton Welcox. Hot damn. This is a regular damn podcast. This is the second and fourth episode of this podcast because it's the There was two others and now so it's four but it's also two and we're gonna watch today episode four of Bonanza the Paiute War god damn and you could tell right away right from the title it's got war in it and that's gonna be good.

It's gonna be people shooting his lives lost blood spilled hot damn. That's what I like to hear and we got we got our regular panel here we got mutt Taylor hello mutt. Ma'am and that just goes out to the lady listeners. Oh is that right? The gentleman he ain't talking to you. I tipped my hat you can't see it but maybe you heard it. Mm-hmm I think it was in the tone of your voice and also here we got Amy Sleverson Amy. Hello Ponderosa it sounds so much like the word ponderous are they from the same Latin root? Great question I don't know nothing about no Latin roots but I'm trying to what does ponderous mean wonderful outstanding? Well from what I understand from the Bible as it means ponderous mean? Wonderful? Terrific? Outstanding? Exciting?

Well, from what I understand from the Bible, it means ponder. Pompuy, it means tiresome, uh, heavy, ongoing. Well, you're thinking of gun smoke. Well, this is an ongoing show. Might as well tell people, again, remind them that there's 431 episodes of Bonanza and we are now just four episodes into it. So let's say it's a long haul. Through the first run.

We're going to go back again. We're probably cycle through these a couple times. Yeah. I mentioned this a long time ago. I have a long range plan that we're going to do all 431 episodes and then we will have revived interest in Bonanza to the extent that they start making new ones and then we'll do that so it'll be a new Bonanza. New Nanza. Yeah and I wouldn't be surprised if they asked us to be in it. Well but I don't I'm not asking for it. Yep. That's pretty excited. Amy, last time you was here, you showed us all your interesting Jesus products and I was just wondering if people had rushed to your store to

buy them up. Yes. Have you seen a bump in sale? We are sold out on weighted blankets with judges 19. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Sold out now that's a relative term relative to how many you had. There was you have? There was one! Yeah, and now we have for your pleasure a wall, a wall scene, what do they call? A fresco, but you can tape it on, it's tapestry? No! An heiress. A gel? A mural. A fat head? It's a gel? A gel? A j-A. A jai-ail? It's a gel? What do you mean it's a decayel? Oh, a tie? A the the tie? A tie? A tie? A tie? A the tie? A tie? A tie? A tie? A tie? A tie? A tie? A tie? A tie? A ttae? A ttae? A the the the the tip? A tie? A tape? A the the the the tape? A tie? A tie? A tie? A t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t the t the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape? A tape? Yeah, tape? Yeah, tape? Yeah, tape? Yeah. tape? Yeah. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? A tape? A t jail a mural a tow a fat head It's a jail what do you mean a Decal oh, it's a Dekal I never would have got there in a million My you put on your wall and you could put it anyway in the house my husband and I but it's from Ecclesiasties 1019 money is the answer for everything I like to put some of the less known and Bible quotes just because I'm um the John 316 is 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10???? the? the? the? Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j the j. they they they they they they they th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's theeeeeeeeeeee. Je. te. tel. theee. theeee. they they the they they they they they they answer for everything. I like to put some of the less known and Bible quotes just because John 316 is now

copyrighted. What? It is? Yes. By that guy in the stadium? Yeah, Joel Olstein and Tim Tibo took out a contract on it. You can't use it. Just those, what, mean it all the words that is in John 316?

Yes. For he gave his only begotten son, but I won't say anymore because otherwise they're going to come after me. I don't want to pay those sons of bitches. I'm surprised you can copyright pieces of the Bible. But then again, money is everything. Was that what it says? Well, no, money is the answer for everything.

Anyways, it's in a beautiful script and if you could see it right now, it's gold. It's in gold. A golden decal. So it goes with everything, you guys. Okay. And you hang it over your bed board or you put it in the kitchen or maybe in your hobby room. Yeah. I have a, I have a gallery that I work on a studio in the basement and I do bean art. Is that sort of like bean mosaics and you glue them down like macaroni? Well I always wanted to be an artist and I thought I'm a bean artist! Oh no, well that's almost wordplay.

I fell right into her trap and I don't mind it. I got a man for it. Ma'am. Well all right good. I just wanted to make sure things are going okay with your business because I was worried. The way you were talking about it last time, I became worried about you. It sounded like, it sounded like you had called it a multi-level marketing operation, but it was just yourself. I'm the initial level. And so I'm just trying to, I, I, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, try, try, the, try, try, to the, the, the, to to the, to to to to to to to to to to, to, the, I'm the, to, to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I. I, I, I. I, I, I, I. I, I. I, I, I, I, I. th. th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm just, I'm just, I'm, I'm So I'm just trying to get people, you know, if you buy one of my boxes, which is filled with some of my products, we have many, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse Pillow Set that has the black horse, the gray horse, the pale horse, and the white horse, and those are the ones that come... And the men on top of them horses? No! It's the pale horse, and the white horse, and those are the ones that come... And the men on top of them horses, yes? No, it's the book of Revelation, it's just

the horses! Oh my God, really? Yeah, yeah, no sad. Four horses of the apocalyposes. Yeah, and then I have, oh that's right. Oh that's right, oh you're right, I said horse, I said horsemen. that I I I I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th of the apocalypse? It's horses and then a dragon comes with eight heads and a goat with six heads? Where are they getting all these heads? Well that's the thing, it's that's why it's so scary. Six-headed goat doesn't have a prayer against that eight-headed dragon does? Well, the thing is they're all on the same side. You you you you are kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind, you, you, you, you, you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their theirthing is, they're all on the same side. You mean, you're coming at us. I don't know who I'd root for in a debate. Oh, the dragon, they're smarter. But now, wait a minute.

We need to talk more about, but maybe now it's not the time. But I know, I truly believe there's supposed to be men on heard of the horseman of the horseman of the public. Well you may be right I'm of the lesser sex. Oh well that's true. Ask an answer. My husband says keep it shut. He does. That is a riot. No bless. blessed we're blessed. Yeah you and your husband. Yeah yeah it was another thing I was worried about after our last episode but I don't want to pry. You know in our last episode we had a gay person here on the show. We did. I'm not telling tales he came right out and admitted it. No he sure did. He did. He did. He did. And I think everything went just fine. Yeah I feel fine. Yeah I couldn't believe it when he said it. No, I'm gay. he's. he he he he he he he he he he he. he he he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he he. he he he he he he he he he he he he the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He. He. He. He. He. He he. He he. He he. He he. He t. He t. He t. He t. He ttttttttttttel. He tel. He tel. He tel. He tel. He tel. He tttel. He ttel. He tel. He he he he tel. He happened? We didn't have to drag it out of them at all.

But anyway, he out and admitted it, and it went okay. And I'm, it's fine. Because I've been, there's a couple of things they told me when they said, we're going to make this a regular podcast. They said, number one, please don't talk about the fact that you are plagued by and frequently slaughter vampires and wherewolves and other monsters. I said, don't talk about that. That's not a topic for discussion on this podcast. And I said, that's fine. I don't like talking about it anymore and you like here that's fine. And the other thing they said,

was that you're not going to be only book your friends. thii. I said, tho tho tho tho tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I that, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I said, I said, that's, that's, that's, that's, I that's, that's not that's, that's, that's not that's not that's not that's not that's that's not that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's th. I that's, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's not thi. thi. thi. that's not tho. that's not tho. that's not a tho. tho. that's not a that's not a that's not a that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not tho. have other people on here and I says that's what anger though some of them is going to be city slickers and some of them is it's going to be evidently gay I says all right whatever so it's going fine but today I told that because it got me a talent booker you know that they know of course yeah yeah the time I said to tellip their tellain don all the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their go go go go go go go go go go go. to to to their their their to to to to to to to to to to be going going to be going to be going to be going to be going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going going their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their toy. their. toda. I I I toda. I toda. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I tel. I'm going gonna I've got a plan I got something on my sleeve I'm gonna bring in somebody and I said don't worry it's not one of my friends and they did take a break they went to Mimi's cafe for the day I believe yeah yeah the talent booker did yeah I said here I gave her a 20 dollar bill I said get drunk but anyway but anyway at Mimi's she'll find a way I'm a I said I cooked up a plan to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to the the the the that I the they I t. they. I that I that I that I that I that's I that's I'm that's I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toy I toy I toy. I'm toy. I'm toy. I'm toy. I'm toy. I'm toy. I'm te. I'm tel. I'm tel. I'm tel. I'm tel. I'm toy. I'm toy. I'm toy. I'm t way. I says, uh, I cooked up a plan. All right, folks. Now, you know that I am a cowboy poet and a celebrated collector and chronicler, the wit and wisdom of the West. I'm also the author, two fine books. You must buy your wife at least as much poetry

as you buy your horse and other poems and observations, humorous and otherwise from a life on the range, as well as its follow-up, which is, you still have to buy your their their their their their their their their the range, as well as its follow-up, which is, you still have to buy your wife as much jewelry as you, wait, you still have to buy your wife at least as much jewelry as you buy your horse, and even more poems and additional observations, humors, and other were eyes, from a life still being lived on the range by Dalton Wilcox, who also wrote the last book, by Dalton Wilcox. Those are two books. Now, the first of them books, them, them, them, the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to, to, to, th, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their wrote the last book by Dalton Wilcox. Those are two books. Now the first of them books was published by a boob. The second of them hadn't even been published yet and that boob is a fellow by the name of Russell Shine. Russell Shined, incompetent publisher of books. Now I just need to set this up because I believe it's imminent. But he, now Russell Shine, in addition to being a boom and an incompetent publisher of books, has had his wife disappear.

Oh no! Yeah. Was she in a horse accident? Like the third wife? Like the third wife of the father, Bonanza? That's a good guess. But the answer is we don't know what happened to his wife. He just just, the the the the their their their their their th. I thuice, I thuice, I just just just just just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, thus, I just, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, thus, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is th. And, is th. And, is thus. And, is thus. And, is thus. I thi. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. I the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi. tho thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. don't know what happened to his wife. He just came home one day and she wasn't there anymore and there's several clues, says her

luggage was gone, but he felt that she had been kidnapped and so he's been out there looking for her. And what I like to do is lower him down here in various ways. So here's what I did. Now and and you guys can edit some of this out if you don't want to hear about because it does touch upon monsters. And now this is getting harder and harder each time, right? To sucker them down here? Sure. It is hard, but I luck.

I look at it. I can't wait. So, I'll go on to those dating apps. Oh, yes. and whatnot. And I'll set up a profile like I'm a woman and I'll describe what I want in a way that's designed to lower monsters. So I'll say something like perfectly willing to spend eternity in a black lagoon, something like that. Now you might get. You know you're going to get a creature from the black lagoon, come around and try to date you. Right. Right. And that's when I kill him. Something like I'd like to live forever and if that means I need to bite people's necks, I'm more than willing. Something like now, you're

going to get a vampire. That's just one of the things I do is a way to try to get monsters. Now, through this process, I discovered over there on one of these dating apps is Russell God damn shine. Russell's got a dating a that a that that a that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi, which is thi, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, thi, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, which is nice, moving on. But here's what it comes to me to do. One night I just had this idea. I come up with a profile to sound just like his wife. Just like his wife. And it says in the profile, I had a head injury and a case of amnesia and I no longer know who my husband is and I'm trying so hard to find him. I think his initials might be R.S. I lived happily in New York City and he was a publisher of books. And she says all this and then sure don't I got a bite and it's Russell Shines saying I think I'm your husband and he's so excited.

I think what happened. Well then you're about to see what happened because I told him to meet us here and he believes he's right outside where he thinks he needs your wife. Been knocking on the door for what seems like hours when we let him in. Open that door. What's that? Here it comes. Honey, is it really you? Surprise!

Ha! Ha! Damn! Look who it is. Why didn't I know? Why didn't you? Yeah, Russell. Look at him. The whole, I can't, this even for you, this is disgusting. What's disgusting about it?

Did you even look at my profile on that, on that site? I saw that it was your name and your fine a very, very flattering photo of you. When was that photo taken I'd like to know? You've been catfished. Oh yeah! Who's this is this this this is this is this is this is th. th. this is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus is thus is thus is thus is thus is thus is thus is thus is thus is your thus thus thus thus. thus thus their thus thususus. thususus. thusus. thusususus. thususus. thususus. th. th. th. their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th photo taken I'd like to know? You've been catfished. Oh yeah! Who's this? Oh this is Amy Sleverson. Oh hello. She is a co-host on our new podcasting venture. She's also a new podcast. Yeah that's right. No they didn't pick it up. Oh I'm afraid they did. Oh did they? Yes they did. This is bananas for bananas for banana you remember I've I've the the the th.that you live show I remember the piss festival you were on stage with us yeah yeah yeah I set up the profile expressly to find my wife oh okay and you took advantage of that uh huh yeah that's right yeah to get me down here why why why I want to talk you about my books what my book just same as always what is to say no one wanted your book well oh oh oh yeah oh oh oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the talk to you about my books. My book, just same as always. What is left to say? No one wanted your book.

Well, oh, yeah. That's what I always says. Yeah, it's amazing this man still walking the earth. In other words, I don't know what that means. What it means? I'm surprised I haven't killed you. But, all, all right. Yeah, they says please don't confess to so many murders. It was one, I was a suspicive, you saw that email. Oh yeah, sure, sure.

I said I never confessed to a murder. I'm killing monsters. Anyway, the point is, uh, my one book, which appears in no stores, and my second book, you haven't even agreed to publish. Right, I think the second part is because of the first part. It is literally, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second part, the second part, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second part, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, th, th, th. th. th. The second part, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. the. the. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. the. thi, the second part. It is literally in not one goddamn store. Yeah. Do you know why that is? Why? Nobody wants to carry it. Go on. And let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Foolishness. Bookstores are dying and they still don't want to carry a book. Okay. You mean, what's your point? They're not even willing to take a chance that some demented freak will wander in and accidentally pick up one of your books and buy it. I read I could I was seeing a rewriting the Bible are you

listening are you looking into something like that? A Bible reboot? I don't know. That's a very old book. Rewritten and a gal's words. Oh young young adult yeah. No like in a woman you know a modern business woman's words. is this. It's this this is this. Oh, young adult. Yeah. No, like in a woman, you know, a modern business woman's words. Is this like somebody who goes to the airport? Is this like a 50 Shades kind of thing where it's Bible fanfick that you just take the Bible butt out of? It's the Bible but how I see it and how might be like, okay, we're talking about revelations and how, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, we're talking about revelations and how like let's say there's one part where locust have human faces sure oh and human hair and that's too

scary let's just make them like those little collectible stuffed animals right so let's just quickly review the Bible the most popular book of all time you're talking about a hot intellectual property. Yeah, and somebody might be interested in, oh, what, how about if this one lady had some different ideas? Yeah, we could have some sponsorship deals throughout the Bible if we mention what your products, you'll sponsor a verse. You're saying you put ads in the book?

Yes. Prosperity gospel. Your products, you'll sponsor a verse. You're saying you put ads in the books? Yes! Prosperity gospel. What's to stop people from doing that with the regular Bible? Because you can't, there's a copyright by Joel Olstein. No. He's a businessman. I don't, I think, I think the Bible has lapsed into public domain. This is a good idea, by the way. Put ads in a book.

That's a great idea. You stumble upon a wonderful idea. That's called a magazine. It's already a thing. No, it's not a magazine. It's going to have a hard cover. You can kill a bug with it. the magazine.

You could kill a bug with a magazine. I suppose you could. But You can't the the but I mean not the kind of bugs you have out in the West. You need a hardcover book to get a real American bug. Morton salt. Maybe a city slicking bug. That's what the wife of Lot turned into a pillar of salt with Morton's salt. Right. They'd be more than happy to associate themselves with a whole woman made a salt. Pace paconte sauce for the red sea. Now I'm a that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the is the is the is tog. tog. tog. tog. today today today today today the. to the. the are the the Red Sea. Now I'm, that's one of the... The Red Sea, I'll admit, I didn't just toss that off, I have been developing that.

So you think like a lot of these products, they, what they're saying is, when you think of God's wrath, think of us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, I took some of your notes on my more recent transfer. Oh, is that right? Yes, I did. I took some of your notes. Mm-hmm. Okay.

And I hope I hope you took the note to change the title of the second book. Oh, absolutely not. Because I want to see this new book. that it's the old book. The expression is not one hand feeds the other. No feeding is getting done if you're just transferring food back and forth between the two hands. What? Well, not if your hand has a mouth.

If you know one Starbucks, that's a real good point. If you have one Starbucks in a neighborhood it creates a desire for more Starbucks. That's for damn sure. You don't want to make as much money as Starbucks, is that what you're saying? No, the sister wife makes an excellent point. Yeah, what if the second time they tried to open a Starbucks somebody said, but you've got to change the name of it, right? Here, again, I will say that people wanted Starbucks in the first place. That's the key difference between your books and this massively. thapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. The s. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. takes. takes. takes. toda. today. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. the key difference between your books and this massively popular coffee. See what you don't understand and Amy might understand she's in marketing business. Nobody wanted the Bible. No one wanted it. Certainly not. You have to create the desire for the product. You got to create the desire for the product. Uh-huh. What you got to go out there and bang the drum. Yeah. They got damn what this is out there and exist. You didn't know know know know know th. You th. You th. You don't th. You don't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. the the th. th. the the th. the the the th. th. the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. th. thi. Say, God damn it, this is out there. You didn't know you wanted a pair of panties, boy, boy shorts that have the

Ezekiel 23, 19 verse 1920. It says, she lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal mission was as strong as that of stallions. That's fun for, yeah, just like a gift for Valentine's Day, something fun. Wow. It's on the butt. Donkeys and donkeys. Oh donkeys. Oh donkeys. Okay. Either way, for my money. I mean my God. What did I say? Donkeys? No, I think you said donkeys, but I heard doggies at first. I'm saying that their dongs was the size of a donkey. I got th. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. the. the. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their emissions. their emissions. their emissions. their their their. their. their. th.'re saying that their dongs was the size of a donkey. I got that. And their emissions were as strong as a stallion? Yeah. That's like the speed of sound. My God. Well that's the Bible after dark. Why not have a don't have a dog the size of a stallion too? Why don't you need two separate animals? Makes you want to read Ezekie panties. See? thir you thii. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, their, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Well, their. Well, their. Well, their. Yeah, their. Why, their. Why, their. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why as well as she does? Yeah. I'm sorry, how many units of these have you sold?

I just have one sample, size X-Maw. Okay, has it sold yet? It's in my box, in my marketing box? First of all, I have to- In a marketing box. I don't know all the terms. You haven't even one time put together a marketing box have you with my book in it well I mean there's a there's a certain circular file I put it into oh really circular who's got a way to me that has a goddamn trash can you

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Hold on a second. I'm just, what? What is your concept of the marketing box? Well, throwing the term around now. You put products in there at night, and you wake up in the morning they've been sold. No, you're making money, you're hand over fist while you're asleep. Right! Yeah. All you have to do is fall asleep. Let the elves come. They take care of the rest. Is that how it works? No, it's made in China. The box itself is made in China. Everything's made in China. So you put things in the marketing the marketing the marketing the market in the market in the market in the market. the market. the market. the market. the market. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. to too. to too. to too. to to to too. to. too. to. to. to too. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. tooooo. to. to't know anything. So you put things in the marketing box, then China intervenes. And you're a millionaire? Is that how it

works? At least. All right, well I got to get one of these marketing boxes. Thanks for the tip. Now I think it's a great idea to add a journal element to the Bible though that you can put in your own thoughts and just take offoffs on the Bible, you know, when you just get inspired and think, oh I, I, I, just, what would I want to say at this point in the Psalms? Well, you may be surprised to learn that there already are some blank pages in many Bibles where you can put baptismal records of marriage certificates or death notices, things like that. Well, where, where, you're not, there's no pages where you can write your own things about donkey dicks and all that stuff?

I mean, I suppose you could keep your own notes about donkey dicks in the margues. In the Bible, in the margins of the Bible. I'd like a specialized page for writing poems about donkey dicks. Or have all those sections that are so funny and so interesting, highlighted. So like, it's so hard to find in Deuteronomy, no one whose hesticles are crushed, or the male organ is cut off, she'll enter the assembly of the Lord.

It's hard to find it because it's in the midst of so much other stuff. You can't get into the assembly of the Lord if your nuts have been crushed? Is that what that says? If you're a unit. Oh a unit. Oh I thought it was like there was a certain kind of door lock that you had to fit it in. Right. No it's only if you've had tremendous damage. Can I say I think the the main idea of the Bible is that you take a turn't theau not the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the main. the main. the main. that's the main main the main that's the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the main. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the mi.a.a.a.a.a. I. the the the thetake a turn not talking and you just sort of take in the information and the idea is not a conversation where you say, well, here's what I think about that, God. Yeah, no, I'd like to write back in there and say, hey, these people got it hard enough with crushed nuts, let them in.

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Just like God, if you wish. Sure. There's a bench that said, you're not sitting on the bench, you can't read that. And if you're reading it, you're not on the bench. That's a funny take. What do you mean a funny, what are you talking about? I've heard that on podcast, you say that. Oh, take? That's a good take.

But you think, so you think they're trying to be funny, the marketers? Leave her alone! What are you ready to come up for a man? God, God damn! I just have to try. Maybe that's how they do it in the city. That's not a boil point. What a city's liquor.

I take your point though, Russell, you th the bench ought to say, the per, if, maybe you should say, if there is a person sitting on this bench and only one, that person is not alone, because also there's invisible man. No, what it should say is, is, if you're about, if you're sitting here looking at me, the bench and you're about to sit down, you might not be alone, you're not, that's better. Yeah. You're thinking of sitting on this bench? Well, keep in mind, there might already be someone sitting on it, even though you can't see him because it's an official roommate. That's almost as long as the title of your book. I think you might be thinking of Hebrews.

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Anytime I'm talking about in a poem or a story where somebody dies, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody somebody, where somebody somebody somebody somebody, where somebody, somebody, where somebody, where somebody, where somebody somebody somebody somebody, where somebody somebody, where somebody, where somebody, where somebody, where somebody, where, where, where, where, or somebody, or somebody, where, or somebody, or somebody, where, where, where, where, where, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, where, where, where, where, where somebody, where somebody, where somebody, somebody, where somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody be slaughtered and other times it's just a funny accident somebody does and then I put like every time about 150 pages of black ink just to make you contemplate it. So you've added since the last we've spoken about this yeah you've taken out some of the white blank pages and you've added some black blank pages many many more because one of your notes was people are constantly dying in this book being slaughtered and it's horrible and and like it's nothing and I said well look we give people opportunity to contemplate it then. So I address that note. So the book is pretty much the same amount of pages as it was before. It's quite a few

more than it was because I only cut out about 60 pages of white and I've got 150 pages for every day. So it's longer and blanket. It's massive. Well, it's not like, it's black. It's black. It's black. But you can't even write on that unless you get a special like shoppy or something. Chuck. And those are messy.

Yeah. And you can sell by the pages of the Bible that's our it's an anxiety coloring book that's already colored in so people don't feel bad if they can't finish it they can't color it in themselves every every page is already fully colored in yeah but it's still called a coloring book but it's almost all colored in almost all colored in well or all colored in whatever you think is best. Well. It's just so people don't have another thing on their to do list.

I got you. That's a great idea. Don't you think people are going to get freaked out that they have to buy a book? Do you think somebody who's anxious about a thin? I'm just thinking if you worried about thi thi thi tho thi thi thi thi a thi about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about adding about adding about adding about adding about adding about adding about adding about adding about adding about adding about process of buying anything. If you're worried about adding things onto your list. And then you hear about this great coloring book, the pre-colored color book. Oh, what? And you think I want to get that and they say it's available here and you think, oh, I've

got to go there, can't do it. I'm to buy it for you. This is the third no I'm getting to yes I'm getting to yes on your way to yes you got a pass three knows at least this guy's full of excuses for why not to sell a book well anyways he's a wet blanket yeah that's right with no Bible quotes on him but we've gone a fair amount into this show without talking about this episode of Bonanza, haven't we? How far into it are we, Ryan? You keep tracking time. Oh, crap. Alright, look, we're going to take a break.

And when we come back, we're going to talk about Bonanza. This will be the fourth episode of Bonanza you ever saw in your life. No, third. You're going to make me watch it? I'm gonna make you watch it. See what happens you try to leave. Please unlock the door. Nope. All right, so we'll be right back and we're gonna talk about the Payute War. Oh! Mm-hmm. Academy Award winner Helly Berry. One touch without a robot is all in text.

Say it. Never let go. We're the world now. Never let go. In theater September 20th. Okay. We are back. Welcome. to Bannons I'm here with Buck Taylor and Hale Sleverson and the incompetent publisher of books, Russell

Shine and we are a publisher of books. their. We are a publisher of good books that actually sell oh yeah what you give me an idea of a book that you were actually successfully sold anything that there was behind a screen door which was a huge success it did very well it's one of the it's a top it's a top downloaded audio book why do you need to you need to know what behind a the screen the screen the screen the screen the screen the screen the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I. they. I. I. I'm. the. I. I'm. the. I. the. I. th. I. I. I. I'm. I. the. I It's one of the, it's a top, it's a top downloaded audio book. Why do you need to know what's behind a screen door you can already see through it? Yeah, exactly.

And hear it. That's a good point. It's opaque. You can't see through it. What? What? What? theymyn't, the Paiute War and it has Indian savages and they took a one

episode break. They didn't give you a note about saying Indian savages? Oh yes I'm sorry they has Native American savages. It was. They did give me that note thank you. It said first episode has some Chinese and then the second episode had these Native American savages and in the the third episode, there was a Mexican fellow. Yeah. And he got killed. Nobody cared. And now on this episode we're back to the Native American savages.

And the episode starts. Boy, this is a damn good one. We got, we're at Wilson Station. It's the Wilson brothers, and they're haggling with some, what's a Native, Native, Native, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, they. And, they. We. We. We. We're, they. We. We're, they. We. We're, they. We're, they. We're, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, maybe we'll call them that for short. Native American savages. Why can't you just... It's a mouthful. I wish I could just say Indians or savages or... Paiutes. Paiutes. Paiutes. Well okay but these weren't payutes. Where they were? You got it. I thought you love this show. No, no, no, it's a little confusing because there's a pieutes and there's a shownay. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the their their their their their they's, their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they's. they's. they. they. they. they. they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's a th. I's a th. I's a t. I's a t t t t today. today. today. today. the the the they. I'll the the the their their their their their their their. I's a little confusing because there's a Paiutes and there's a show name. Yes, it's like Game of Thrones though, just, you know, it gets complicated. It gets real complicated. Big Game of Thrones fan? Yeah, me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. You can't tell where God is in this episode? Good point. He's on the bench with you. Who's're just not going to talk about because it's too complicated. But anyways, it starts out in Wilson Station where the Wilson Brothers is haggling over pelts

and fabric with some pieutes and it's two fellas and their squaws. And these guys, these Wilsons are drunkards. And in comes a young Jack Warden. Oh, boy. Oh sure. Now he was at one time young evidently. I never knew that before. Yeah. Jack Warden, you probably know him from Problem Child and Problem Child 2 and Problem

Child 3, Jr. in love. He's a used cars. Also, he was in a TV show in the 60s called the wackiest ship in the army. What? I'm dying to see that. What's that ship even doing an Army? Maybe that's part of why it was wacky. But it implies that there are other ships in the Army that were not wacky. It does. Or somewhat wacky. But this one takes the case. You've got to see it. There are no native people who are actors. Oh. Oh, playing the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the actors. the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their is. their. their. their. their. It's. It's is is is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It's. It is. It is. It is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the of the actors playing the savages were actual savages. No one is a native person. Well that's how they used to do it. Oh man, I wish we could go back to those days.

Anyways, they have a dispute and the drunkards, the Wilson brothers kick the men out and they hang on to the women for the purposes of rape. Yeah, and one of them literally just hangs on to them with both arms, both of them, and they're just kicking and screaming and one man takes some way. Oh boy. So all right, and then we go to the Ponderosa and we're just about ready to see a clip here. Now we got all our cartwrites, we got Ben and Adam and Haas and little Joe and and remember how in the last episode there was so much hoss it was all about hoss sure host in life so if you're imagine yourself watching this this is only the fourth episode ever of Bonanza this thus watch it. Now you boys have a good time in San Francisco and be careful at that Barbary Coast don't want either one of your Shanghai.

Before you just relax. Now horse gets in any trouble I'll take care of them both. Oh oh you just make sure one of those spangly women don't take the take thanne. Oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the the we need you back here in the Ponderosa. Now, get! And that's it for Hoss for the whole episode. That's right. He never comes back. That's it for Haas. Yeah. All he said was, yeah, relax, Paul. I think they must have some kind of, ah, he did the whole, carried the weight on the last episode. So take this one off. I was like a damn the whole the whole. A the whole. A the whole. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. He. the. that's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's that's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's thinking Dan Blocker must have had a doctor's appointment. And Michael Lennon was his doctor? Maybe. Was that also it for Little Joe? We don't see him again for the rest of the episode? He does come back. He pops back for, yeah. But he doesn't mention where his brother is? No he does. He says, I left Hoss up there to take care of whatever it is they're doing San Francisco I came down. Maybe they got Haas out of the way because his mom Inga was Swedish and she died from a Native American arrow and so they didn't want to get him involved in that storyline. Oh, maybe that's it. Anytime Haas sees a Native American savages, he says, that's who killed my mama.

Maybe they're trying to save that. Who knows? What is the idea that Haas goes into a berserker rage? Oh that's what he did in the last episode? He sure did. He broke free of his restraints like an ape and he was and uh it was terrifying. So Paul has some business in Virginia City. By the way I'd like to know how far the Ponderosa is from Virginia City because it seems like they pop back and forth in an afternoon. Yeah, he's going for an afternoon. Yeah. We said don't wait for me for dinner though, so maybe it's a half-day thing.

I suppose. Well, where's the Ponderosa in the first place? It's in Nevada, God damn it's right near Lake Tahoe. there and you can visit the site. I'm good. I wasn't an invitation unless you want to go. It's like Israel on the promised land! Yeah, it's still there. You can visit it. I've heard of that. Well Adam is all alone on the Ponderosa and who does he run into but a Native American savage lion in the grass who's got a messed up face. Who has a Latinx accent? Yeah. And his name is Bruno. Great name for a engine.

And his, what, the injury to his face, I didn't understand. I don't believe I saw him receive that injury. Yeah, I don't know if he's just chapped. I don't know like a facial chapping. He had a facial chap. Well, he explains to Adam all about what happened at Wilson Station and and he also says that his buddy, NUMTA, went to get Ring Nose and Ring Nose is a hothead. And so Adam knows right away, God damn there's gonna be trouble. If ring nose goes to Wilson Station, it's a whole area is gonna catch fire. He should have got a Winne-a-muchah-muh. And then Adam heads down to Wilson station. He confronts Jack Wharton and other fella. And Adam takes care of the problem in

two seconds flat. Of course he does. Is Jack Warden playing himself in this episode of Bonn's? Pretty much. But no, he's got some name, they call him Mike. the mics. They call him Mike. the their name. they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. that. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. ta. ta. ta. thea. thea. the tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. is Mike. It is Mike. You just don't hear many mics in Westerns. Mike Wilson. Yeah. Well, maybe that was a placeholder and they just forgot. I changed it to something else. Anyway, Adam goes in there, he knocks out these guys, he rescues those squaws and then you get to hear Mike Wilson, Jack Ward start throwing that around. You dirty squaw, Steeler.

That's not one of the clips. Oh, no, it's not one of the clips. I only pick two clips. You just like to mention your favorite things. Oh, that's gonna happen. But that clip made it where they were like goodbye hoss. Wait till you see wait till you see the other clip I pick. This guy's got a problem with everything. I know he's picking all sorts of hits. But I'll take your note. Next time I'll choose

more clips. Gee whiz I'll take his noose I get mad but sometimes he's right. God damn Sunday slicker. Well now it comes Ringdoze's Braves and they slaughter the Wilson brothers but Jack Warden gets away. Yeah I sure does. And then they go on a rampage and they just kill all sorts of innocent people and burn wagons on fire. That's what happens. But who but isn't it originally the Native American people's land? That's ridiculous. Yeah that's what you mean that's ridiculous? That's ridiculous. What do you mean that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. That th. That th. That's th. That's th. th. th. th. that's th. thi thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. thri. the. the an thean. thri. thri. thean. thri. thri. the. thri. thri. the. thri. the American people's land? That's ridiculous. Yeah, that's what you they tell you. They never bought it from anybody. That's where it's so confusing and that's when you really have to lean into your prayer. Yeah, and just, one thing they always, they say twice in this episode is I don't

know the the Indian asks a guy oh what's gonna happen to our people and two different white men said I don't know and they look off in the distance and that's that's what faith is all about yeah Yeah, they also say in this episode by the way in a scene coming up pretty soon a lawyer named Stewart says that Ben Cartwright knows the Indians better than anybody including the Indians. Oh he doesn't say that but I assume that's the implication. All right so now we're in a saloon in Virginia City and and uh and uh Jack Warden is telling everybody what happened. But he's teling a lie. He right, he, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming coming coming coming coming coming coming coming coming coming coming coming coming coming, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, coming, uh, coming, coming, coming, coming, the th, coming, th, thi, coming, coming, coming, coming, thi, the, coming, coming, coming, the-c-c-in, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, that's the saloon in Virginia City. And Jack Warden is telling everybody what happened, but he's telling a lie. He, right?

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Why would I even offer? The Bible is a baby book where you can toubts. You can touch it right now. No, but touch different animals and things that happen in the Bible. I see. Like there be there be there be there be the be the the the the the their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's thoooomk. that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the t. the the toge. the toge. the toge. th. to. that's not. that's not. that's not. that's in the Bible. I see. Like things that were... Like there'd be some felt in there, this is the woolly sheep. Yeah, that's the sheep or that's the dragon or that's... And who's that for? Because those books are for little tiny kids. And so what purpose would this Bible serve? Who would that be for? Well it be to frighten the Merle so that they'd know that the word of God. Wouldn't they have a donkey dick in there you can toucest? Chilter's book with the donkey dick you can toucest?

That's the question on the floor. No, I don't know. I can't believe I'm asking. This is important. Do we watch more Bonanza? In time, in time. Well, oh, also this scene, there's a fellow, a major in the army, comes forward. And the way that we learn that he's a major in the army, he says, I wasn't a major in the army for nothing. Great, great. Now, some of this is a little foggy for me, and that's only because I love this episode so much, it's psyched me up, or psyched me up to watch another episode of Bonanza, so

I just put on two at the same time. So if you- You're watching two episodes of Bonanza? At least, yeah. You double-tipped. This one's fresh in my mind. Well, all right. What they do, now they put together a posse to go up there and under the direction of this major from the army, who now puts on his uniform, they put together a posse to go up there and confront the Paiutes.

Even though it wasn't the Paiutes. No, it was the Banach. It was the Banach. But Jack Morton told everybody, Jack Morton because they got in a fight in and with Wilson Station or what something like he did it to in some way not have to admit that he had kidnapped squaws as six slaves okay something like that he was trying to get around that fact did they really do I just saw them try to to try to get around that fact did they really do I just saw them try and to the the wilsen brothers oh my they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they to they're took to they they took they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. Well she's probably not trying to rape you but I think I know what was on the minds of these Wilson brothers

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And Ben Cartwright is Adam, is Adam not, he's not captured at thi????., th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. thi, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. C. Is Adam with him too? Man, it's complicated. Well, he's not captured at this point? No, not yet. Oh, because that happens after that. Not spoiler, sorry. Yeah. There is a parlay, and Jack Warden ruins the parley by shooting a pieute. And then it's all guns out and everybody's firing. And Adam gets injured. And then we go back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back to back back back to back to back to back to back to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. the to. to. to. to. to. the t. to gets injured and then we go back to the

saloon and Ben Cartwright is being his ears being treated he managed to get shot in the ear or something or scraped his ear just very quickly yeah this is stupid what's stupid everything everything everything is saying what everything is saying what are you talking about I just want to say very quickly on the record this sounds stupid what what sounds stupid all of it just just our voices what the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the thean the thean the thean the the the the their their their their the record, this sounds stupid. What? What sounds stupid? All of it. Is it just our voices?

What do you mean? I mean, I wasn't even zooming out that much. But if you want to get macro, I mean, everything is happening right now is stupid. But this show, this episode of Bonanza is stupid. No it isn't. This episode is the god damn Payute war. This is there were three channels. The world was ignorant. 1959 is when this air. October or 6th, 1959. Yeah. People didn't know any better.

I guess we have to watch this. Because there was only three channels in those days. What was opposite Bananza back then? I have an idea? I have no idea. It'd be worth looking at it. Nor would any decent person know because they would have been watching nothing. Static. Can you imagine the stupidity of a network even trying to put something on opposite Bonanza? They probably just had dead and he's catatonic. Catatonic. What? He believes Adam is dead and all he's, my son is dead. It's wild.

Now, I mean, this doesn't seem like a man who buried three wives. Yeah, you think this is going to be used to death by now. Yeah, you would think, but now, now this is the part where it just gets too much too much too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is just, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too, is too much, is too much, is too much, too much, too much, too, too much, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, is a a too, is on. There's a turkey rock. Oh now it gets convoluted? It's getting real. It never gets convoluted, but it gets complicated. So the lawyer Stewart sends for more troops. He's going to send for the goddamn cavalry. Things are escalating. The army's going to come. And it's Jack Warden that goes to get the army. And little Joe comes back. He says I heard about all the mess I'm here to help out he he he he he he he he he. He's. He's the he. He's the the he. He's the the th. He's the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's there's there's there's there's there's there's there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. He's there. He's there. He's there. He's there. He's there. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. t t t t t t t t too. too. too. too. t too. too. too. t. t. too. too. t. t too. there. I'm here to help out but he doesn't and his mother's French yeah that's right a Creole Norlands that's why he so fancy but then what's gonna what happens now they're gonna go oh yeah Ben is gonna talk to ringnos right yeah Ringoes ringo's ring-nos the chief the banics they're gonna go to the banks so named the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyo theyo their their their their their their their their their go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. the the to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the talk to ring nose right yeah Ringoes ring nose ring nose the chief of the banics so named because he does not have a ring nose that we know that we can see that's right and so it's not a piercing but he might

have one up there look I don't know I just say it leave it open yeah yeah when you look at him there is no ring on his nose right all right or he could Or he could have ringworm in his nose and that's again we don't know. Listen this is it's telling this guy is like pearls before swine. Anybody? Yeah I hear you. I like your take. Yeah with the pearls is bananas and the swine is Russell Swine. Yeah I liked a person. Yeah I liked a new nickname. Yeah I'm like the. Yeah, we. Yeah, we. Yeah, we. Yeah, we're. Yeah, we're. Yeah, we're the. Yeah, we're the. Yeah, we're the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's a the that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. And that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. I that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the the th. that's a that's, again, again, again, again, that's a that's a that's a that's a turned out they do a pole. Well, Russell Swine. Yeah, I like dam it. You got a new nickname. You got a new nickname. I'm sorry to hit Russell swine. Don't worry, we'll forget. Anyway, that's the problem. Every time I try to get somebody a nickname and I forget. So uh, yeah, oh Ben's's gotta go get Ring Nose come down. He needs Ring Nose to say, oh, it was me.

I murdered all those innocent people. That's what he needs. It seems like a lost cause, right? He's got to go up there, Ring Nose to say, listen, uh, the Paiutes, I need you to come and say, it wasn't the Paiutes. It was me. Why is nobody putting pressure on Jack Warden? Because he, every time he opens his mouth he lies. Yeah they're not giving him that responsibility now Ben Cartwrights got to do this before the Major gets to the Paiutes which

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Well, you know, I think Ben Cartwright says we can sort this out without revealing that Jack Warden is lying. White people who need to turn on one another. Yeah, he shouldn't have to suffer the whole rest ahead of him. Probably as a family. Yeah. Well, so... Don't let this one thing ruin his life. Yeah, right. He's just accusing the wrong tribe and everybody's going to get wiped out. Maybe he's a good swimmer.

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real problem and I need you to help and Ring nose says well yep I guess I'll go and confess to all of this this wanton violence and rampaging and destruction to help another tribe. He says okay and so he rides down there fast as he can but who's gonna get where first is the to?? the the to? the the the the to? the the the to to the to to to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to speak to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to the to to the the to to the the the the the their the the different tribe. He says, okay. And so he rides down there fast as he can. But who's going to get where first? Is the cavalry going to arrive and start shooting at the Pye use before ringnose gets there with Ben Cartwright? And therefore is Adam Cartwright is working on those restraints, and he escapes, and he runs for it. And the chief, chief went among his son, you recall his name? Uh, was the chief of war, I don't remember his name.

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Fire it well, says the major. He wasn't a major in the army for nothing. Right. And now it's just gunshots ringing out all over. Adam grabs. Chief Winimuch's knife. He's dressed like hand solo. Oh, watch what happens. They lit a cannon. Oh look at this, yeah. The explosion from this cannon

is taken straight from outer limits. They borrowed it from Buck Rogers. That was a goddamn laser cannon. There it is again. Wow. Wow. Wow. And uh. This is a very leisurely battled. Yeah, well, there are in no hurry. Everyone seems very relaxed. Well plus the cavalry's making no effort to hide in any way. They're just out there. they're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the th the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the th. the the th. the the the the th. the th. th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the threat. thea.'re in no hurry. Everyone seems very relaxed. Well, plus the cavalry's making no effort to hide and anyway they're just out there and open. Now the Indians are used tactics where the army itself is just standing there. Basically, the parade. The big showdown. I've been waiting for this card right. I'm gonna kill you. And it's over. That was the chief son just so he throws a, he threw a rock at him? Oh, no, he, and that was the chief's son's knife. Oh, a knife, the chief son's knife, sure. Yep, that was the big, so basically what you saw there was that Jack Warden saved the life

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Yeah. And he said, probably that guy. Well, this is what Ben Cartwright at some point says. They're primitive people, son, primitive and proud. Once they've to finish the sentence. So I think that relates to what you just said there. Primitive people might fire your gun at the wrong man. Well, so there it is, the Paiute end up getting wiped out. Completely, completely wiped out. To a man save for the chief, I believe.

Somehow, the chief and one, oh, and an old fellow who looks terrible with his shirt off. It's just the the the the the the the one who knows the song, the guy with the shirt off. He's the only one who knows the song. Did you notice that? Yeah, so there's a real quick genocide happens before the... Yeah, just real quick. But listen, they feel bad about it. The uh... Before they start seeing though, that's where they start seeing that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. You th, you the they no, you they. You they. You they. You they. You they. That's where they. That's where they. That's where they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. thoooooooooooooooo. the. thooooooooooo. the the the the the the the the the and then the guy goes I don't know what people that's captain hunger food yeah he says I don't know well and then the cavalry rides out and Jack Borden goes on to the wacky ship in the army and that's the end of another episode we never did see hoss again he's up there he probably got Shanghai at the Barbera Ghost. Sure he was drunken Musa and Frank.

Yeah. Man, that's a real mystery why they didn't have room for Haas in this episode. Yeah. Now you had a bit of a theory about that. Oh yeah, my theory was that perhaps this was a script learned it was written for Buck Rogers. Maybe it was well nonetheless it's a damn fine episode of bananas for nope it's a damn fine episode of Bananza that made for a damn fine episode of bananas for Bonanza which of this show you're here now. It's so hopeful about not where you don't know where you're gonna go or if you're gonna

live or if you're gonna live or if you're good or bad and who is and then you just go on to the next episode. Yeah that's right very hopeful I've never seen someone trembling so earnestly like it's you're going a mile a minute yep like a child in the face of the Lord. Well, you got anything to plug, but Taylor? Uh, just check out all the 426 remaining episodes of Bonanza. There on YouTube. How many we got live?

We've done four. I think you've had four. Oh, 427. Yeah. Yeah. Four, check out the way, you can fight all these on YouTube. I have no idea why. Isn't that strange? Yeah, I know. Nobody who has ownership over Bonanza has ever said, take that down. And the resolution is great. It's got to be at

least 80. Something like that. Good for us, but you can watch this episode and all of them. So because somebody stuck them up there on the And you can pre-order my self-published Bible. My turn. The Bible. My turn the Bible. Amy Sleverson. And will that be in the box? It's always going to be in the box pretty soon, but not yet.

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I'm including on the book. Zero. Zero. Unbelievable. No wonder nobody's buying it. It ain't been printed. Well, folks, tune in next time. We'll be talking about episode 5. And once again, I failed to write the title of the next episode. Did I? Damn it. Oh, all right. But we got the social media's, and you can find us on, at Bonanna's pod. You can find that on Twitter's and Instagram. Same one for both?

Oh, very clever. Not a good idea. Same one for both. We're nothing if not media savvy here. Yeah, you go on there and ask us questions and what do we do do a bonus episode where answer any of your questions that you have for us. And that's going to be on Stitcher, whereas this is on Air Wolf. And the last things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, we're thi, we're thi, we're, we're, thi, we're, thi, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, th. th. th. th. th, th, th. Yeah, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. We're not thi. We're not thi. We're not thi. thi. We're not thi. We're not thi. We're not thi. We're not th. That's about all. I got a date that I set up on tender with a mummy, so I better get going. Could we just real quick consider a sequel podcast series to where we watch all the Airwolfs?

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