Bonanas for Bonanza - Re-Release: Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #6: “The Julia Bulette Story”

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

Subscribe to The Andy Daly Podcast Project at Patreon.com/AndyDalyThis week Chip Junction (Lauren Lapkus), the 12 year old grandson of a Bonanza fan Dalton met online, joins the podcast to ask whether masks will make future generations more attracted to mouths. Then they discuss season 1, episode 6 of Bonanza, “The Julia Bulette Story,” in which Little Joe falls for a woman who looks a lot like his mom. Look out for the Wilcox Ranch Exposition of Cowboy Poetry coming soon!Merch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.comRelease date: June 8, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Thank you. I appreciate that. Let me say my other thing I say at the on in the gate is open wide welcome to bananas for Bonanza with Dalton Wilcox that's me I am a real working cowboy I am the poet laureate of the West and our nation's foremost collector and chronicler of the wit and wisdom of the West and this is a podcast devoted to Bonanza a television show we're gonna have a guest today and we're gonna have a their a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to be a their one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one for a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. today, and we've got our two regular co-hosts, you already heard from Mutt Taylor there, over there at the Ocean Door, beef bowl. We also got Amy Sleverson, is our other. Hi.

How you doing? Well, I'm doing real good. My, you know, sometimes what someone could, gave you a poll. What do you mean when your husband... Well, sometimes when you go to the U.S. should I be a bar, you know, you can get, you don't, things get stuck inside you, and you can, you got a paw.

So you're talking, what, Amy, if you weren't married, I'd come over there and snatch you right up. You are one hell of a catch. I'm willing to get down in there. And you know, because that's what marriage is about. It's about partnership. If your husband just ate a cheese ball, you know, one of those big holiday, cheese balls. He's going's gonna be in a situation

later on and you got to be willing and ready. I see what you're saying. So around the holiday time your husband's eaten a lot of these cheeseballs which is a soft cheese but it's covered in nuts. And he'd spread it on a cracker if you want or you don't have to. But that's not what he does he eats it like a baseball. He just holds it in his hand and he eats it. Not like an apple but like a baseball. But like oh yeah like a apple but a baseball. So in the same way that he eats a baseball he eats a cheeseball which is also how a man will eat an apple. Okay and then sure enough about a day later you got to help him get that out of there somehow. Oh goodness, yeah, we got out Vaseline and then I just I said I said don't even think about it and just what sometimes you he could read something

something like the by you know something from the New Testament you can kind of lose yourself in. But you're nothing too stressful but then you don't want him to push too hard because you can get a tear. Ah! Damn, we weren't right into it, didn't we? We didn't waste any time to start talking about tearing your butt. All right. Amy Sleverson, by the way, you already mentioned the New Testament. We should tell people you are a Christian entrepreneur. You've brought a site called Lots of Daughters, people buy a Christian Home Goods. Is it? Home Goods is a product line that I'm introducing just for this episode. Oh, really?

Oh, boy. You're going to enjoy it. It's based on whether, you shall keep all my statutes so the land shall not spew you you from it That's on a tote, but it's filled with garden Garden tools. Oh, it's a little garden and tote bag and the quote is you shall you shall keep all my statute so the land shall not spue you out. It's from the episode. Oh, it is yes. Oh, did somebody says that in this episode no are you guys not watching the show no I saw it but I I what do you mean it's from the episode I'm confused it's from the show it's when they're talking about how they should stay take care of

the land because they've been digging in it like like the land is a whore and they try to take all the silver out of it and then a bunch of people say oh I don't care because everyone's getting sick so they hide tale them out of there and then the guy says stay okay okay I get it well there there's some spoilers there the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I they they they they th thi thi they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they're they they they they're they're they they they there's some spoilers there Amy but that's all right. I'm sorry. No it doesn't matter I think people should people should probably watch these episodes of Bonanza before they listen to our podcast if I had my if I had my druthers for how to do it that'd be the way Jesus comes back by the way the way. Hey that's a spoiler from the from the Bible isn't that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the the that's the that's the the the the that's that's tho tho tho tho the th. the the the the the the the the the the tho- tho- tho- tho- th. th. th. Jesus th. Jesus th. Jesus the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho the that's that's the that's that's that's the that's thoooooooooooooooooooooooooo' the. that's the the the the. Hey, that's a spoiler from the Bible, isn't it?

Boy, that's great. Okay, well good, so people can check that out on lots daughters.com. This is a multi-level marketing situation and you've got your husband working for you and it sounds like it's a good reciprocal relationship there. You can remove cheese from his butt and he will help out with the business. So, uh, all right. Well help out with the business. So all right, now this episode is episode 6 and episode 4 of Bananasa, and we're going to be talking about season 1, episode 6 of Bonanza, which is called the Julia Boulette story, and it, man, oh man, this episode has everything.

If you watch it, you will find that it is a delightful diversion from all our current worries about disease epidemics. And it is also quite notably an episode in which an entire city is too polite to come right out and call a prostitute, a prostitute. But before we get into that, we're going to meet our guest. And we've got a wonderful guest, I think. I haven't, this will be my first time talking to this person, because there seems to have been some confusion regarding the computer. I met a lady online, and one of them... Oh, I'm listening. Oh, no, it's not like, quite like that. It's way, in one of them, uh,

in the same place I met Amy Sleverson in the Bananza, Ban, you being too polite to call her a prostitute? I'm never too polite. Listen to me, this is my message to all you prostitutes out there, I'll never be too polite to call you what you are. That's a promise. But anyway, I met this lady, a lady by the name of Apple Junction and we started talking about bananas and whatnot and I says we got to have you on the show. And she says no problem and we set up a time to do it. But she ain't here but instead a young man by the name of Chip Junction.

Chip are you there? Can you hear you? Yeah, I can hear you. Hi. Hello, Chip. Your name is Chip Junction. That's my name. And you have, what's your relation to, because I met a lady name Apple Junction and she-

That's my grandma. Okay, all right, now I get it. All right. Apple Junction's your grandma, and she was gonna be a guest on our show today about this episode of Benet. The real name's Catherine. Oh, okay. So Junction is a real last name but

Apple was a made-up first name? Apple's a stage name for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she a lady in the stage? Did she try out the boards? Good question. She like does a lot of stuff online. I'll bet she I've been to Apple Junction let me tell you. Really what are you try to say? Uh-it it's right over your head. She's she she she she she she she she she she she she th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the Apple th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th is th is th is th is th. th is th. th. th. the the the that that that that that that thu. the thu. the the the.? What do you try to say? It's right over your head, kid. Don't worry. Let me say you see my grandma's tits? Whoa, I didn't walk out and say it. But you did, and I've seen one of them. Ah, damn. You sound like you need a children's illustrated Bible. Me? Me? A b-

It's a sing-along Bible. It's all songs. How old are you, Chip? I'm 12. I actually just turned 12. Oh. Okay. Well, all right.

Well, so there's some content in this episode. I'm not sure. Are you, let's just get it, get straight. Are you familiar with prostitutes? Do you know what they do? Yeah, I'm actually familiar with that. Yeah, actually, because I actually have a cousin who's done a stuke, that's what prostitutes do, you're not supposed to call it. Oh, what you're supposed to call it?. She she. She she. She she. She she. She she. She she. She she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, th, th, th, th, tho, that, that, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, tho, let's, let, that, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to get, let, let, let, let, let, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, let's just just just just just just just, that, that, that, throoooo. thoo. tho. thea. thatets about it, you're not supposed to call a prostitute. Oh, what are you supposed to call it?

She runs a restaurant. She runs a restaurant. That's what prostitutes do. They run restaurants in bar. I'm a sex worker. I'm a sex worker. I mean, it was more than a restaurant. It was a buffet and there was no sneeze guard. You got a sneeze. I'd say, if you're not pretty germ resistant don't go to a whorehouse. Put that on a bumper sticker. Hey put that on one of your products Amy. How about that?

Well the horror Babylon with seven dragon heads is a sign that this second coming is Christ is coming and that's Michael Landon so this episode was really exciting for me I just all I all I need to see with the dragons but they didn't have any dragons in it you know I thought a lot about the horror Babylon watching this episode I love that's my favorite thing in the whole Bible horrible Bible which I have not read she's very pretty but she she's probably part Creole oh my favorite part of the Bible is the beginning what's that in the beginning what like when it starts and they're like everybody

pay attention this is the part where you know all the stuff all the rules are gonna lay it down oh like you talk about are you talk about the ten commandments the ten rules yeah no that young man those are not rules those are commandments you are commanded to obey them what's the difference well those commandments come out in my socks you have a sock for every day the week or panties they're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their the rules their their their their their their their their their their their the rules are the rules are the rules are their the rules their the rules is their their the rules is the rules is the rules is the rules is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the is the. the. the. the. their their the the the. their their the. their their the the the the the the the the the the th Well, those commandments come out in my socks. You have a sock for every day of the week or panties. And then, and each pair your panties, you have, I mean, but there's three more per week than you would need because of the ten instead of seven.

That is a problem. And so, that's, because you make mistakes. You eat a cheese ball. I actually just upgraded to boxes. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Soa. Soa. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. So, soa. So, so-s.ball. I actually just upgraded to boxes. Oh, yeah. From briefs? Yeah, from boy panties. Uh, we don't call, don't call a boy panty. There's no such thing.

Well, that's what I was wearing. All right. Well, then it's good you made a change. So, you're telling me the, you've got the 10 commandments on socks, Amy? Yes, every, yeah. Yeah, okay. So that'll take you five days, right? Well, so you choose a pair of socks with whatever command, you mean you want to focus on that day.

Here's what I'm getting at, if I've got a pair of socks, is it the same commandment on both socks or is it the... That's a great question. I never thought about that how you'd mix them up. Or is it like you have a left sock that says thou shalt not, then the right one could say whatever? Yeah, all the rest of it. And you can wear that one sock all week long, but change your right foot. It would save you a lot th tha th already have 300 pairs that I have to move. I can't change the design now. Well how do they work? I can't change the design. Is that an earthquake where you are? no? I have a natural tremor.

But Amy, how are the socks currently designed? What is the current design of the socks? How does it work? It says on the side, on each the side, but when you, you so people can see it, thou shalt not cover by neighbors stuff as they say. thou, some not, thou shalt not cover it. I know. But what I'm asking is if you get a pair of socks, dothey both say the same commandment is that the idea? Yes. Okay fine, that's fine and they're identical. So the one-legged man is still going to get the full effect. There you go. Yes, we can share that with another one-legged friend. Right, like I got two cousins that both are dying of diabetes and they could each just buy one pack and split it up. That's a beautiful idea for Christmas time. Oh, the two, the thing, they each lost a foot, did they?

Yeah, uh-huh. They've been eating nothing but rollo's for twenty some years. Oh brother. Those are perfect because when you eat them they look like shit when they come out they look like shit Oh my goodness you're in language I know can you believe it? But that is uh You know what I just want to take a second to say I'm having a real good time with you three. Oh yeah Really really fun. That's a good time now but wait a minute chip what happened to where's your grandma?

What's my grandma like? Okay, so literally we always watch the banana together Oh, you do you guys watch banana together. Yeah, but I'm always planted by DS, but she said She was on the form and she wanted to go on this show today, but she couldn't figure out zoom and then she couldn't figure out Zoom and then she couldn't figure out zoom and then she took she couldn't figure out zoomed out zoomed. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. Oh, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, oh, you tho, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tho, oh, oh, tho, tho, tho, oh, tho, oh, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooooooooooooooooooo, thooan, thooooooooooo, tho, tho, taking a long nap. Oh, I see. She had a hard time figured out the zoom and then she took, she just took a nap. And she said I could fill it because she don't want to hold you up. Oh, okay. Well, that was very thought of Apple Junction. Is that okay? Uh, I don't know yet. I mean, we're going to find out. I never th th th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to th to th th to th. th. th. th. th. to thi to to thi. to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. to tho. th. th. She's to to to to to to to to to to to th. She th. She th. She th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. She to th. She th. She to to th. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She th. She th thi. She thi. She thi. She's thin. She's to. She's too. She said too. She said too. She said too. She said too. She said too. She said to to thi'll be quite honest with you. Chip would rather be playing fork knife. I play fork knife.

I play animal axing. Oh you do? Or you're what they call a gamer. I'm a little bit of a gamer. Uh-huh. All right. Chip, you've got a cold or something? I have, um, I was born with my nostrils clogged by there's literally like a duck, a tuck, a tuck, a tuck, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th- a th- a th- a th- a th- a th- a th- a th- a th- a th- a thorough, a thi- a th- I'd- I'd- I'd- I'd- I'd- I'd- I'd th- I'd th- I'd th- I'd th- I'd th- I'd th- I'd th- I'd th- I'd th-a, I'd th-a, a th-a, a th-a, a th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-fi-a-a-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-foerni-fo''-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk knife, I'd-k knife, or something? I have, I was born with my nostrils clogged by there's literally like a duck, a duck that is clogged on both sides.

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It's really something. Then he's hop around on one light, you ought to come over. Okay. That sounds great. Can I come over like today? Well, it's we're still in a, I mean I can't stop you. We're in a pandemic but I am for Jack Knifed in a Yoshinoa drive-through lane so come on over. Yeah. Chip, are you observing the lockdown quarantines? I'm doing like, I was doing my part, like, I found a mask on the street and I'm wearing

that mask and I wear it when I go to the bathroom, I'll do everything like they said, like when you go to the bathroom, I always wear it. Oh, I hadn't heard that. I hadn't heard that. that that that. that. that. that. that. th th th th th th th th the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Chip. Chip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tri. tip. tip. tip. tip. tri. tip. tip. tip. the the the bathroom. I do everything like they said, like when you're in the shower, when you go to the bathroom, I always wear it. Oh, I hadn't heard that. I hadn't heard that particular piece of advice. You gotta wear a mask in the shower, in particular? You got to wear into the bathroom, because there's a lot of droplets. What's up printed on your mask, Chip? It says it says the American flag, but that it says in the bottom just kidding I don't wear one of those masks

You know what I'm a reason no because I live in this country in this country was based on freedoms. Well, that seems like a bit of a quandary for you because you could be making a mint on selling Bible quote masks right now. No kidding, man, oh man. Oh no! No, it's all right. There's still time. There's still time. You can still exploit it.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I never. I've been praying for new ideas and product lines, but I didn't hear that one yet. I got an idea for you you you you you you you you you you. that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I, I, I that. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. No, that. No, that. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I, that. I, that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. that. that. that. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I. I. I'm, that. I'm, that. I'm, that. No, that. No, that. No, that. No, that. No, that. No, that one yet. I got an idea for you. You make a sort of head hood that is just open where a mask would be and you can print your stuff on there and actively protest. Like a bottle of father. Yeah, it's like you're wearing everything but a mask.

Yeah, like a ninja whose eye holes slip down to their mouth. And then you've got to their mouth and then you gotta walk around blind as a bat. Yeah. Do you guys think like because everyone's wearing a mask that like there's going to be like a next generation that's like attracted to mouths? Um, attracted to mouths. Because mouths, oh I see what you're saying.

Because it's a secret hole. Yeah, I'm trying to say... What's going to happen is you're going to find some beautiful gal, she's wearing a mask and just like in them old Warner Brothers cartoon, she's going to take off the mask and below the mask going to be hideous and she's going to go, a man! And chase you're going man. Yeah, a lot of that. Yep, that's gonna be happening a lot during this mask time. But are you saying like, because of the way that we've normally been covering up our genitals and therefore because there's covered up people say, man I got to get what's in there.

Now we're gonna have the same effect with the mouth and the nose? Yeah because like all hope like people who are growing up right now and like developing the sexuality in the pandemic, I'm gonna have like a sort of feeling like they can't control like a fetish. Yeah and I bet babies are gonna be born with their genitals on their mouths not that I believe in evolution but that could happen. I actually heard the babies are gonna start being bull with fins and then go back into apes. And that's they they they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I's are their. I'm their. I'm their. I's are their. I's are their. I's are their. I's are their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I'm te. I'm te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm their. I'm. I'm the babies are going to start pink bull with fins and then go back into apes. And that's actually happening, it's actually real. What? It's actually happening, it's actually real.

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Lots of loom, you need to have, um, you need to have a lot of like space for like ponies and friends to hang out. Yes. If you're looking at a vagina, you can tell if it hadn't been updated since the 90s or something like it's just all about it various different choices we wouldn't make today so yeah I'm I'm with your husband on them all right see the vagina in real life but I've seen that online oh I'm sure you have that's basically why they invented online hey I've got an an announcement to make it yep so you guys know that a tho that th th th th th of th of th of th of th of th of th of thu thu thu thu thu thu thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus the thus thus thi the the the thi thus the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. they. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the. the. theeeeee. theeeeee. theee. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to make. Oh, yep. So you guys know that a lot of the, a lot of things have been canceled, concerts and whatnot. And Cowboy poetry gatherings. Bill Cosby. No, that's different. Jim Fallon? That's a different thing.

No. No, Jimmy Fallon. Oh, yeah. And I'm leaving a petition to cancel Pepe Le Pue Pue because he's real estate. You seen that lately? I've been watching a lot of them cartoons. He's such a handsome devil though, don't you think? Oh, you ought to paint a white stripe down your back and get rid? God damn Frenchy. And that's one of the things we're going to talk about in this episode. I don't like them for French French French French French French French French French French French French French French French French French. that. that the French French French French French French. that that that that that that that that that that that th. that's that's th. that's that's th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. I the th. I the the the the the the the th. I've th. I've the. I've the. I've the. You're thi. You're this episode. There's a man. Frenchman on this episode. I don't like that pepula pew either, but I don't like them for French reasons. I don't have a problem with him non-stop pursuing a cat. But anyways, oh yeah. She was a cat.

She's not even a sku the problem. If she was a skunk, she'd turn around and say, you got it, let's do it. It's on. Come on now. But she's a cat and it just ain't right for a skunk and a cat to get together. That's the message of those cartoons. They would make a scat. Yes. And it would smell not great, but not terrible. Well, oh yeah. I'm talking about like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the event, the event, the event, the event, thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho thi, thi, thi, thi, it's thi. thi. thi. thi, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi yeah, I'm talking about a different kind of cancel and I'm talking about like an event is not happening anymore. Not like, hey, we found out you're a rapist.

We don't want to listen to your albums anymore. Just like that exactly. Except instead, instead it's a festival that would have been just fine except for everybody lost their minds about getting sick. And this has happened now with a whole bunch of cowboy poetry gatherings. All the cowboy poetry gatherings of 2020 just are getting, they're falling like flies. And so I says you know what? I am going to host one because we got to have one. So I am announcing now the

2020 first annual Wilcox Ranch Exposition of Cowboy Poetry, Wit, Wisdom, Western Music, Beans and Rope tricks. And that is going to, yep, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their that's, that's, their that's, their their their their their their their their their their thoy their their thozylory, all their their their their their poetry, all their poetry, all their poetry, their poetry, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, toyoy. toy. toy. toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toye, co, co, co.coye, toye, t Poetry, Wit, Wisdom, Western Music, Beans, and Rope Tricks. And that is going to, yep, that's going to take place out at the Wilcox Ranch right out here on the outskirts of Tombstone, Arizona. And this is going to be, to be absolutely clear, a no masks event, a no-hand washing event. People must stay within six feet of one another at all times. We. going to have a kissing booth. We are going to have a good old-fashioned dirty spoon chili tasting. We are going to have a good old-fashioned coughing contest for who can cough the loudest and the longest and of course we're going to do cowboy poetry and we're going to have a real good old-fashioned ho down and we're going to do it and I couldn't be more excited. I'm hoping the journeyman will come out and play that.

Friend before you even ask me I had accepted. Hot doll. And I'll tell you what, I'm gonna I'm gonna just slather myself and saliva, not even just my mouth and I'm gonna walk around and I'm just gonna slide up to everybody and just kind of think of my saliva as a conductant and I want any disease if it's brave enough to channel through me what I don't think it is so that's what I'm gonna do. Yep I'd like to do it as a testament to my faith and set up a booth with dish towel for Esther the book of Esther I think that would be a wonderful gesture I'd to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to the to to the to the to the the to to the. the. Yes. Yes. I'm to to the. Yes. I's the. I'm to to the. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I th. I's th. I's th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm think think think thi think think thi think thi think think thi thi. I'm think th for Esther, the book of Esther. I think that would be a wonderful gesture.

I'd love you to come and you, yes, you can have a concession booth. Look at this, we're doing business. Business is getting done. Is it 18 at the o'clock or could I go? I had not even contemplated whether it be family or not. I mean, to be honest with you, I to be honest with you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the thus, thus, the the thus, their, thus, their, thus, thus, to thus, to to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have to have to have to have to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have a, to have a to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to be to be to be to be to be they, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to have a to have a conce described, it sounds like people are going to get horny, right? I mean, so I can't go? I don't really get... Uh, yeah, you can come.

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, that'd be fine. You might see some things and hear some things that to change you. I'm ready to to to to to to to change. to change. to change. to change. to change. to change. to change. to to change. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. the. the. the. go. go. go. go. go. go. go. go. go. I the. I to to to to to go., good. Well, Chip Junction will be there, folks. If that does anything to spur you on, Chip Junction will be there. All right, good, we're all going to be there. Fantastic. I haven't even announced the date yet, but how about maybe we do it and let's do it on July

the fourth. Right? You see my grandma gave me a buzz cut and she carved the word corona into my head? Whoa! She do that! Where? So I would get a sunburn right there? I see, that's like a cheap tattoo. You're getting, she's a funny lady.

So you're gonna get a sunburn in the shape of the word corona. Yeah, then my hair will go back go back and I'll just know where bones. Yeah, is your grandma raising you? Is she raising you? Is she raising me? Yeah, or are your mother? Yeah, that's the question. Where's your mother? My mommy is a flight attendant. Oh, really? Okay. What's her name? Her name is Sky Junction.

Sky Junction. It's almost as though she was born to walk the skies as a flight attendant there. I know your mommy chip. You know my... Oh! Wait, really? Have you still recently? What's the deal?

A couple of months ago. I don't want to go too much much to it to it to it to it to it to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too the to. the the their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. Okay. th. their their. Okay. their. their. their. Okay. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. tie. tie. ty. ty. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. too couple of months ago. I don't want to go too much into it, but let's just say... Oh yeah. As soon as Matt Taylor said, he... Her cake is not flat. That's right, and let me tell you something else. She is completely updated inside. That is an open floor plan. You could play indoor soccer in there if you were so inclined. A nice back splash. You're talking about my mom's Sovix? Yeah, oh yeah, they're talking about your mom's surfing.

Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like your mom's a real good time. Well, uh, I'm sorry. She's like a funny flight attendant. She does like stand up on the flight like like that she looks to Southwest Oh, you just like really funny bits and everyone's like laughing and loving it Yeah, yeah when they say you have those funny, those funny hits. Yeah, they welcome to flight 29 to Nevada if you're not going to Nevada you're on the wrong plane right

man oh man that is cracker jack stuff I'll tell you I'll never get tired to hear in that one I always forget one and then I tell you what I do one better once they say that what I do is I shoot up out of my chair and I go god damn that's not where I'm going and I punch my way off the plane and then and then I say I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to that's to to to to to to to to that's to to to that's to to to that's that's to that that that th. th. that that th. that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to the that that that that's that's that's that's I punch my way off the plane. And then I say just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm playing along. I'll go sit back down in my seat. I always want to say I'm allergic to peanuts and pretzels. You're trying to kill me with these pretzels.

I stand up sometimes and I say I'm a bomb. Damn, that's a good joke. I did have a bomb. I did. It was an old timey like black ball bomb from you know like one of them cartoons and I was just trying to do some box site and mine and out in my ranch and I was just taking it from one place to another because you got to buy it in Arizona Travel Cross State, it's a long story. But you were just getting up and yelling that you had it?

Yeah, because I thought it'd be part of the joke, but turns out no. Were they reasonable about it? Or were they unreasonable about the bomb you brought onto the airplane? They put me in Guantan let me do the call to Imam every day if I wanted to. Well that's nice. All right. Well good. Hey, how long have we, anybody have any idea how long we've been talking? We've been on so long we haven't talked about but as a- God damn. This happens every god damn time. The whole first half of the show we never get around to talking about the episode.

Now I'm mad. I'm mad. All right, is it too early to take a break or too late to take a break? No, it looks good to me. All right. Here's what. We're going to take a break. And when we come back, Muttailer, Amy Slea, Amy Slea, Amy Slevison, and myself, and myself, and myself, and myself, and myself, to, and myself, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the take, take, take, tak. tak. ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, to to to to to to to to tell you all about episode six of Bonanza the Julia Boulette story. All right, don't go anywhere. Come on back. Here's a break. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors, like high blood pressure developed during pregnancy, which can put us two times more at risk of heart disease or stroke. Know your risks. Visit heart and stroke.c.c. Okay, we're back. Welcome back to Bananas for Bonanza. We're talking about Bonanza. I'm here with Amy Slaversland of Mutt Taylor and Chip Junction just turned 12 years old.

Do you have a good birthday party? My birthday is Leap Day. Oh, February the 29th. Wait, so are you 48? Yeah. Wow. I'm confused. Me too. Well did you have a nice Oh well you weren't in the lockdown yet at that point you was able to have friends over. I had a big pony and I had the pony and a leaps and bounds. What's that? It's like a fun place to play with your friends. Oh, okay. And you work through tubes and like you jump in a ball pit. Uh, oh, ball pit. All right, well that sounds like kid stuff. After this episode. And then they said that's where Corona started.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You were, you were there at ground zero of the epidemic. Because I sneezed at a ball pit and everyone jumped in. Well this is starting to add up I mean your mothers are flight attendant and you sneeze in a ball pit. Your grandma branded you with the word Corona as maybe a sort of warning to other people like you are Corona personified I get. I don't know. Well we're here with patient zero of this virus chip junction. And thank you for the virus. All right, here we go. The Julia Boulette story begins in Virginia City.

A lot of action takes place in Virginia City in this episode. Little Joe arrives back in town by way of the stage coach and his brothers are there to meet him and he says that he was just somewhere else selling cattle and he got a real good price for it. Got a money. Yeah. Well th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu. thu. thu. thuuuuiluiluiluiluiluiluiluiluilu. thuiluiluiluiluiluiluilu. Yeah, the the th. he says that he was just somewhere else selling cattle and he got a real good price for it. Got a lot of money. Money. And that's when Adam and Hawes say, well then it's time to celebrate, you've never been to Julia's Palace. Julie's Palace happens to be right across the road from where they are, and they all agree Little Joe is going to go to Julius Palace for the first time. They don't say what it is. They don't say what Julie's palace is. And then a man tumbles out the door, Julius Palace.

There's so much, people are constantly tumbling out of doors in Virginia City. And it turns out, I think he's been shot by a Frenchman. And then Little Joe goes in there and he sees that Frenchman and he sees the woman Julia who runs Julia's palace and then a little Joe jumps in to defend her life and then and she's appreciative and she asked him to dinner right does that basically sum up the whole first action scene yeah and they have a huge difference in ages he's 35 and she's 32 yep so she is way too old for him. And uh... What would they even talk about?

Exactly. It's hard to even imagine. Yeah. Well, and then we go into the opening credits and this episode. And this episode is a little piece of trivia. This is the sixth episode of Bonanza to ever feature the burning map. Oh, yep, it is. episode of Bonanza to ever feature the burning map of in the critics. Yep it is and I haven't mentioned that last few episodes that's a big deal and

then we learn that Jane Greer plays Julia Boulette. Jane Greer is an actress who was once held prisoner by Howard Hughes. What? Yep. Howard Hughes and Prisoner and she managed to escape and then was Lord Beck somehow, so she's had a wonderful life. My God. Yep. She invites Joe to dinner and then here, and then we have a paw. So Joe is getting all excited for his dinner with Julia who runs Julia's palace and talking

a paw. And it sounds like Julia is Creole from New Orleans just like Little Joe's mama and so Little Joe is saying to Paul do you think she knew my mama and paw he seems uncomfortable he kind of says no I wouldn't say so he seems uncomfortable doesn't he he seems uncomfortable doesn't he sure does they are from different neighborhoods. Because yes, they're from different parts in New Orleans so they wouldn't have known one another. Right.

He's something like that. So then they go into Virginia City and now Paul helps Julia get out of her coach and seems like they know each other from a long way back, which is it a biblical sense. Yeah, I ask a question. Is this show from the is it supposed to be in the 60s? No young man it aired in 1959 and it took place in 1859? It took place in 1859? That's right. Why do you ask if it took place in the 60s? Because of the car? Because of what? The cars they had? No they didn't have cars? With the horse? What? No, it's a carriage. Stagecoach, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. No, it's horse-drawn carriages. They didn't have cars at that time. Don't you play Red Dead Red Redemption? Uh, but I play a knockoff version my grandma found at the, um, at the fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair their their their their their the at the at the at the at the fair and it's called blue dead redemption and it actually isn't as good It's not as good the whole thing takes place in the ocean it actually isn't as good it actually isn't as good as red dead. That's funny I would expect it to be just about as good. Well, it's a DVD and you can't do anything you just have to watch the menu. Oh, it's not interactive. Not really. Yeah, but it's literally not as good as red dead. Sounds like it sounds like a totally different thing as a matter of fact. Yeah, it not as good as I do. Yeah it's not as good I see what you're saying. Well so anyway Paul Ben Cartwright goes to a big meeting of all the all the big swells of Virginia

City and they talk about how there's a great quote in there where the doctor who somehow seems to be in charge of the town he says there's a big bonanza silver under Virginia City, but everything on top of it is trash now that is some harsh talk He says if we're gonna turn this into a nice city We've got to raise money and bring in a judge and a sheriff and and and Julia's there and she goes back to Julia's Palace and she auctions off the same bottle of brandy three times for five hundred dollars each so she raised what raised you hashtag girl boss yeah I didn't think of that Julia is a girl boss just like you I had sorry hashtag girl both so I call like I think like everything I think girl is really good like it should be like everyone is like a girl's a girl's like a girl is like a girl and like I just think we should put girl in from every job like ever because if you're going you're doing it then it should say girl.

Girl girl prostitute or girl girl girl show girl yeah. Like girl. Has that girl flight attendant would be what we would call your mom. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't disagree now. Yeah, no, never mind. Go ahead. Yeah, uh. Yeah, never mind. Go ahead. Yeah, no. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the the the the th. the th. the the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the the the the the the. the the the the the. Yeah, yeah. I don't I don't disagree. Now, uh, never mind. Go ahead. So now, Joe, little Joe gets invited up to Julia's room. Here, I'm cuing up the first clip I want to show you. And now, they get into some real lovey-dovey stuff, don't there? And there is no food in this scene. Oh, what do you mean? Oh, what do you mean the their their their their their their their their they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're their their their th? th? th? th. th. th. thi thi? Yeah, thi? Yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi no food in this scene. Oh, what do you mean? They're supposed to have dinner. Oh I see what you're saying. Oh good point it's dinner but there ain't no food maybe who that bit little Joe's on the menu I think like the bachelor. Yeah they never see nobody eats they don't eat because they don't want to have food to the teeth of the dating. Oh is that what it is I think I I th. I it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because the the the the the the the the the the the food to the teeth of the dating. Oh, is that what it is? I think it's because it's prop food.

Anyways, all right. Get a spit bucket. Get a spit bucket. Here, here. You can have all the flavor, no calories. They literally got spatoons in every god damn room. Just put your burger in there. I'm telling you. Well so now they kiss Julia and Little Joe kiss and that's when we're gonna pick up this scene and now but last time last episode you mentioned that there was a moment where the music sounded just like something else. Oh this is is it is just is I think I know what you're getting at. Last time it sounded like George Gushwin's Wabsity and Wu. Chip what's going on that contagious? Last time it sounded like George Gushwin's, Gushwin's Wabsidi and Wu.

Chip, what's going on? That contagious? What's George Gushwin literally done to all the music for Woody Allen? Wow, you're a real film buff. But what is this one? Ain't she sweet or I forget? No, no, no, it's Elvis Presley's Love Me Tender. That's what it is.

You're going to enjoy the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound the sound what it is, it really is. You're going to enjoy the sound of Elvers Presley's Love Me Tender being ripped off by the composer here on Bonanza as we watch this scene where Little Joe pays a very big compliment to this beautiful woman he's trying to get with. Here we go. Is there to go? Is that anything more? Love, tendon. No. Quite the contrary. You know,

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. She was a very beautiful woman. and she was a very beautiful woman. No thank you. Yep. Well that can I just say something about Love Me Tender? Yes please. I'm looking it up here. I've got a whole like phone book history of songs. I'm not looking online. Okay. And the words are credited to Ken Darby under the pseudonym Vira Matson. I've got a whole like phone book history of songs I'm not looking online okay and the words are credited to Ken Darby under the pseudonym Vera Mattson the name of his wife and Elvis Presley wait a minute wait a minute start again I didn't understand that okay now the words of Love Me Tender are written with Elvis

Presley by Ken Darby but he chose to be credited as Vera Matson his wife Why? Well, I don't have that. Okay Maybe it was because like they wanted it to see like a woman at a bad road because it's romantic. Right. Oh, I see. That's nice. Oh, wait a minute. No What? This Love Me Tender puts new words to a new musical adaptation of the Civil War song, Ara Lee, published in 1861. Well, that's still anachronistic if this is 59. Oh, but it might have been in, as they say, the public domain. But 1861, he said. Yeah, 1861 by George. Poulton. In Bonanza time it was real.

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So they would you ever like I've kissed somebody who looked like their parents? Have I ever kissed somebody who looked like my parents my parents? My parents both my parents oh are you kissed both your parents much sure? Sure, all right. On the lips? Yeah, you kiss your parents much sure all right on the lips yeah you kiss your parents out of on the lips out of respect and and how to learn you had to I mean you have to learn where you're gonna practice on right your mom and your dad that's the answer I practice on the on a tickleby elbow doll from the thrift store oh that's very disturbing that's gonna give me nightmares for the thrift store. Oh that's that's very disturbing. That's going to give me

nightmares for the rest of my life. Ship. All right but that's all right I've got listen I've got plenty of nightmares they're lined up like planes on the runway and that one will just join join the gang. Anyways let's see here oh yeah Frenchy so that with the ultimate bad guy, this guy Malene, Frenchy, he's a Frenchman, he's so bad he's a literal Frenchman. With an Irish last name. Yeah, and he's hanging down there and then Joe and Frenchy have a fist fight and I'm not going to play it for you but it is incredible that it has no music under it at all and now not forever no for the longest time and it really it made me say go please go back to ripping off Elvis it was wild how quiet it was all right now I want to play my next clip I want

to play for you is when the doc who as I say seems to be running Virginia City comes over and explains to Paul why it's a problem that little Joe is hanging around with Julia and let's see if any of you guys can make any sense out of this here scene. I'm a little confused about what the problem is and this is like the central problem of the episode. Here we go. Ben, you know that most of the people of a community keep in step with the leaders. We're just beginning to find some of our leaders. You for instance, Ben.

All right. All right, I'll keep talking. Well, I just don't know any other way to say it. People in the town are talking about Little Joe. Miss Buellet. Matters concerning my sons and myself are nobody's business but our own. No longer Ben. It boils down to this. If Virginia City will keep her house clean, she has a chance to become an important part of this country. If she doesn't, she'll stay just a dirty little town on a mountain.

I'll talk to Julia Talk. Maybe you should move the town down to a flat area. That might help if the mountain is part of the issue. Yeah. I like didn't only understand what was happening right then but I did understand that it was really boring. Oh right you got you felt that it was boring. Well so much studying scripture is is the deep boredom who fall into and that's what that's what it feels like to be connected to Christ who is Michael Landon. Yeah, I really felt connected to Christ I should probably like I guess I'm grateful.

Well, this is I'm not doing justice tothis, because I didn't show you the brawl, and you didn't see the gunfire early in the episode. You're just seeing the talking parts of it, which in the context of brawls and gunfighting is really a riveting, this is riveting stuff when you know what's on the line. But what is happening, it seems to me the doc is explaining to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the briolioling the briol- the briol-auling, the bri. the br-auling, the bri. the bri. the bri. the bri. the bri. the bri. the bri. the b. the b. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiolioli. thiolioli. thiolioli. thiolioli. thiolioli. thioliolioling. the the, but what is happening that it seems to me the doc is explaining to Ben Cartwright that he because he's a city leader and if the city's going to turn out to be nice his son can't be hanging around with a woman who's a little bit older. Well I think it's also that and that she's been used like you can't believe. But we haven't seen her date anyone else and then also she was invited to the

meeting same as everybody. Yeah, it's confused. I mean I wish they'd just come right out and say she's a prostitute and it's a problem but at no time in this episode do they ever do that. It's kind of like watching breakfast at Tiffany's you never quite they never quite say it but boy is it there. From what I can see she just she wears nice the dresses and she's a hotel yay. And this is that Audrey Haberbs of fossil suit not not the actress the character of Tiffany Holly go lightly. I think I got re-watch that. Yeah. This is a watch of Menanza is also a lot like watching breakfast at Tiffany's because Hop Singh is in both of them. Hop Singh is in both of them.

Hop Singh is in Monanza and breakfast of Tiffany's and wonderfully comedically hilarious in both of them. Hopsing has a fantastic scene in this episode where he's trying to load barrels onto a thing. And it's hard work and so Hauss says, I'll show you how to do it. And Haas does all of Hopsing's work for him while Hopsing is there just smiling away like a chatteman. Because he tricked Hauss into doing his work for him. Oh man.

And he says, I use my head. Yeah. Oh, that's how dumb Hoss is. A Chinaman got the better of him. Well, Hoss, he's just a simple giant. Well, all kinds of stuff happens. Let's see. Oh yeah, Paul.

That sounded like it was racially like questionable. What are you talking about? Yeah. Like the part where you said that stuff about, um, um, hopsing, like I felt like you were like, it was like kind of, like, I just feel like it wasn't 20-20, like it needs to be updated like, um, like a, like a, like a, uh, vagina. Oh, yeah, blow out the walls. Well, why don't you, you you don't you enlighten me there, Chip Junction, 12 year old boy? How are you supposed to talk about hopsing in 2020?

I'd like to know. Well, I haven't seen Hopsing, so I don't know if it's played by a white man. What difference does that make? He's a comical Chinaman. Well, I don't know if it's my job to explain this to you. I think Google could do it. All right. Well, I'm no, but basically you should Google it.

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fantastic I thank you so much he did he seemed to act as though she said yes but she did not and instead she seemed to act as though she said yes, but she did not. And instead, she says to the exact opposite. I'm gonna hang around with Joe Moore. And then we got a funny little scene with Hop saying where he's defending a cake he made, right? Oh, yes, when he talks about cake being flat.

But it's, I don't know, anyways. Probably thinks the world's flat, too. I mean, it is. Don't give me wrong. The world's actually a triangle. What? Oh boy. Well, you're way ahead on this. I didn't even know that. Have you ever thought about how you can't really get from South America without going through North America and you can't get to Australia without going across? Nope Wait a minute, let me do the math. Well hang on let's not get a side trick. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, well, it's flat though because God wanted us to ship things. Yeah, that's that makes sense to me. God wanted the guy wanted Amazon to start a beach driving. It just wanted a street shot.

If you're going somewhere or something just straight shots everywhere. God picked us by making Amazon a book sales company at first for college students and then that he said, well I started selling everything ever and that's why we have everything we want it. Also when God made books you thought he said looks and went to the library. Huh? Yeah. No, not. Listen, Chip, that wasn't God. That was the devil.

The greatest chicken. Sorry. No, never mind. I prefer what you're doing. All right. Could I just really quickly say that this is in a fine company this episode with a genre of both father and son who have dicked into the same woman. And I'm talking like Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.

Oh, yeah, I never saw that movie with Jennifer Addison when she dates a father and son. I'd like to dominate Monsters Ball. That's funny, that is a funny movie. That monster ball, you ever see that? Man. That is funny. Ithat is a funny movie that Monster Ball, you ever see that? Man, that is funny. I laughed and laughed and laughed. I also, I have a new piece of merch that's based on something from the episode. It's a, it's a large vase bank where you can put all your cash in a big clear vase in your house.

Oh, is that is that something that happened in this episode? Yeah, it's on the counter there. They say oh that yeah get that and then they stuff all the cash into a giant clear base. Oh that's right $1,500 in $185.00 dollars in $1,859. They leave it on the far. Uh-huh. Yep, I'll tell you how that conversation went. Hey, a prop man, where's the cash register?

Oh, shit. That's how that went. Well, okay. Now, oh, this scene, okay. Well, they talk about the fact that Joe is hanging around with Julia, then we have a great line from Ben Cartwright where he says, I'm not going to have that woman beating me over the head with my own son. That's a sensible policy. Yeah, all right, what happened?

Oh, okay. Now, going to Virginia City, there's been a brawl at the opera house because people were upset that Julia, an older woman, was attending the opera, and Joe leapt to her defense and did a whole bunch of damage to the opera house and there's a mob outside of town and Joe's fighting him off and that's when we learn that there's a big fever in town. All kinds of people are dying of a fever and where can we put all the patience and Julia says, send them to Julius Palace making so now she's got the moral high ground over everybody that won't do anything to help out with this favor, favor epidemic. Yeah right gonna sex them back to health.

Now they put her in a in a box seat in the opera but then sectioned it off with her own drapery am I not mistaken about that? Because there's no one wants to see a woman aging. It would be offensive. It would be distracting to the opera singers I suppose. Because you saw when they're young and then it's different it turns different as it keeps going. I know what you mean you ever do this thing, it is a terrible mistake where you don't see somebody for a long time and if it's a woman then it's like, wait a minute, what the hell happened? Oh my God! I try to see that. If there's any women that I know, I try to see them every damn day so that the changes don't sneak up on me. And what were you saying, were you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you their their th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, that, that, that, that, that, thi thi thi thi thi thi that, that, that, that, that, that, th th that, th th th that, that, th that, thi that, I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that, that, that's that's that's that, that's that, that's that, that's that, that's that, that, that, saying you don't say that? I should not say to a woman what the hell happened. Is that what

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when she has a great line. That door you came in, it works both ways. I think you better use it. Man, what a that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's thiioen that's that's that's thoomoen thiolioen. thoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomathea thiolioliolioliolioliolioliolioli. thioliolioliolioli. thioli. thii. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they. th. th. they. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. that's th. th. Okay. th. th. Okay. Okay. th. Okay. Okay. th. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think you better use it. Man, what a line that is. That's really good to have a door that opens both ways. Because you could leave then. Exactly. That's exactly right. I said that in other contexts to similar. Like when somebody says, hey, I came in that way, but which way do I go out? My butt. I also have a line of Christian wound care because the people that when you have a gun in the house most likely you're going to be shot by someone you love or who loves you. Absolutely. Have you ever been shot by someone you love? Yes! Yes! I got a straight shot to that I was was on my way in the kitchen and I got caught in some kind of crossfire. My husband was shooting up beer cans and I says,

Oh! And you can still see it if you lift my hair a little, it's still in there. Oh sure it is. Wait a minute, the bullet is still in there? Sticking out of your forehead like a Frankenstein bolt. Yeah, but it's like... Is it not a good caught on stuff? All it has done is just made it easier for me to get up in the morning. I wasn't a morning person before. Well, it looks to me like...

The migraines wake me up. Oh, I see. But it looks to me like you could almost get a tweezer and just pull it right out of there. Have they tried? But it's memories now. No, it's just memories. You don't want to forget. It may be holding your memories in, too. I wouldn't mess with it. Oh, that's true. You get a hole in your head your memories come pouring out. Yeah that's right and we have scriptural wound care that you can apply at home and on your way to whatever Christian hospital you're going to go to and you can also put on a Christian credit card. Yeah these days you know they put cartoon characters on

bandage to make kids get excited to get hurt and I want to know why I haven't thought to do that with to get hurt and I want to know why I haven't thought to do that with the Bible stuff or guns there were guns oh put what do you mean put cartoon characters on guns yeah put Casper the friendly ghost on an oozy I well we put motivational stickers on our guns oh oh good you know like like great job and it's a scented grapes and like you're I'm a big deal and it's a jar of pickles. Oh that's a lot of fun. It sounds like it sounds like two of you have a lot of fun when you're not accidentally shooting each other.

Well now so okay they they have a big meeting they have a big meeting and they're going to this is my favorite they're everybody's all excited they're going to to pay tribute to Ben cart to Ben to Ben to Ben to Ben to the big the big the big the big the big the big big big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their thea. their their their their their their their their their they're going to this is my favorite they're everybody's all excited They're gonna pay tribute to Ben Cartwright for his role in Getting control of the epidemic. What Ben did to do that is not clear, but they're made fresh water as far as oh, that's right. He brought water. Yeah, that hot hot yeah, that hot stuff. Yeah, and then Little Joe he's been broken up with and he's a little drunk and he the th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tri. tri. tri. tribe. tribea. tribea. tribea. tribe. tribe. tribe. tribe. tribe. tribe. tribe. tribe. to. their their to to. And then little Joe, he's been broken up with and he's a little drunk and he storms on stage at the meeting just as his dad is about to give a big speech and in this scene you'll see well I don't know what to say about it to serve it up to you just enjoy it okay here we go this is a big scene wait a minute where's my damn just give me a minute here we go as nobody Virginia City has a right to

thank more and Ben Cartwright Thank you mr. Romney if we've done anything yes sir boy thank you mr. Robert oh I thanks you too not Martin I want to give a special thanks to all you you to the honor to you the the the the the they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, Mr. Ruffin. Oh, I thanks to you too, Dr. Martin. And I want to give a special thanks to all you honorable citizens. But how about giving a little thanks to the person who did the most to save this stinking town? How about some thanks for Julia Buellet? Get some thing here. Oh, what's the matter? Don't you have the guts to admit when you're wrong? Well, Virginia City's fire engine company's been needing an honorary member.

How about it, boys? Well, the lady isn't going to know anything about it until we tell her. Well, there, isn't that nice? She opened her doors to sick people and saved people's lives and they're going to make her an honorary member of the fire department. And it's like, uh, that seems like the, the only idea. You know what I mean? It's the first idea. Remember when they did that to Mother Teresa? Well, Mother Teresa, I think she was made an honorary member of thousands of fire departments

over the course of her life. That's right. Yeah. And she's an honorary member of the ultimate fire department, now having been beatified. She keeps hell down with a big spouseout. You got that right. She's putting out hell. That's right. Man, oh man. Well I enjoy, and then they really do. They show up at the whorehouse with a fireman's helmet and they give it to her. I mean they really do. Hell no. It's a historically accurate. And they give it to her. I mean they really do. Hell no! It's a historically accurate Western. Every woman who makes her marker in society is inducted into the fire department. Dr. Ruth Westheimer is all over backdraft if you watch it closely. Yep. She is in the fire department. That's right. Who else? Madeline Albright, member of the fire department. May the Eisenhower.

Yep, Mayme Eisenhower. Yep. Fire department. What were you going to say there, Amy? Well, did she actually put the helmet on? I don't believe we did see her put the helmet on. Why do you ask? Well, I was just, what I'm wondering warning, just I was going to just see this. I thought that might be a good merch angle. Oh, there is a real Julia Bollette who did get a, she wore the fireman's hat and is carrying a brass fire trumpet filled with red roses with a fireman watching behind because she's funny anyways it's real it's real I know people don't understand that every single thing that happens on Bonanza actually happened in real life there was a real Julia Boulette she really had a house of ill repute and she really was murdered by a Frenchman named Malayne. And these aren't even reenactments.

This is real-time footage from the actual event. That's what it is. So they didn't even have like a light or anything. It's like they actually just isn't talking about it. We're just stepping back in their. that's just about smell the horse shit. What kind of candy did they have that? What kind of candy?

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Boulette ends up getting murdered by that Frenchie and and then so Joe, Joe Caesar right before she's about to die and she says oh we did it we got them apple knockers them blue noses well yeah so my grandma's tits oh my grandma's tits You said it oh my god you said it and they are golden delicious let me tits? You said it. And they are golden delicious. Let me tell you. The granny Smith.

Oh man. Apple knockers. That's what your grandma calls her tits. All right. That's what everyone calls it was, I'm a sonem. I gotta get myself online more now that I have internet. She's on the Reddit. All right, I'm gonna get on. Well so, oh yeah, now this is the sixth episode of Bonanza. Episode, I believe it was three, hoss falls in love with a woman who then promptly dies of consumption

And in this episode Joe falls in love with a woman who then is immediately murdered and don't forget that Ben Cartwright his three wives died probably the night of their wedding for all we know. Yep he has buried three wives himself. So this is a great joke. That's what makes them so sexy. Oh, that's... That's... That's why the bodies are buried. Well, you don't know what in your last day's gonna be around them. That is exciting. That is exciting. But how long are we going to have to wait for Adam to bury a love? Do you know? I don't know. He's a bit of a downer. He is. Now the last episode, too, last episode we watched, a young woman came to the to the Ponderosa. What was her name, Lawson? Something, something Lawson. And it seemed like she was going to stick around,

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Uh, well, there's no way of knowing how long it would take to watch all 431 episodes. You could do the math. Uh I don't believe you can. Well that's it that's the end of that episode. They the Julia Boulette story we've done we've done disgusted haven't we? Congrats. Thanks. I have tankinis that are worried for fitness and they have a quote from Timothy that says a woman should not be heard and And and which is I think representative of offices episode and for gals who don't want to interact. Yeah, I love that Tan key. It's good for a female mime. Oh my. Man, I you never see a female mime.

Hashtad girl mime. Hashtag girl mime? I feel like I never see a girl mime. Where? They gotta wise up. That's because we're already so quiet and be redundant. Ha ha! Here, here.

She won't shut up with her arms. You're right. You're right. That's true. God damn make it a box quiet. Well there it is folks we also have so this this comes out every other week on Earwolf and then every other week that isn't one of these weeks we have bonus episodes that come out on Stitcher and that's called Bonus Nanas for Bonus Nanza and that's and you can find us on social media at at Bonanas pod and you ought to do that because there's always great stuff going on there I

think I don't know. Is there any more complicated way we can get involved? Yes there is. I'm glad you asked. You can come on down to Tombstone, Arizona to the 20-201st Will Cocks Ranch Exposition of Cowboy Poetry, Wit, Wisdom, Western Music, beans, and rope tricks. And that is July the fourth. That is a no masks event.

So yeah, that's a lot more complicated you gotta get a flight probably take Southwest down there maybe run into Sky Junction. I'd like to also announce that I'll be doing a Mexican standoff with myself and two mirrors there so come check it out. Oh you're gonna do that oh boy I've heard about which one of us will flinch. Hot damn I can't wait chip chip chip. Chip Junction you have anything to plug. I'm having a garage sale. Okay I I I I I I the the the the the to to the to to to to the the to the to to to their you have anything to plug? I'm having a garage sale. I'm selling a bunch of stuff outside tomorrow. Tomorrow? Where do you live?

I live at, so do you know, like, do you know the world's biggest yarn? Yeah. The world biggest ball of yarn, you mean? I live 400 miles south of the trin? No, just the world's biggest yarn. The world biggest ball of yarn you mean? I love 400 miles south of that. No just the one strand. Okay yeah. 400 miles south of the world's biggest ball of yarn? Exactly 400 miles as a crow flies. Okay I'll be there. Do so I don't want to give my address but if you drive from there you'll find it. And I'm gonna have a whole lot of stuff as there so you'll see it. Then you'll probably have signs out the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the one. the one. the one. find it. And I'm going to have a whole lot of stuff there, so you'll see it. And you'll probably have signs all the way from the ball of yarn to your house.

Yeah, well I'm going to have people stand out and scream you're going the right way. Okay. Good plan. All right, Amy Sleverson, you've plugged a lot of things is there any yeah no you let me have a zip in the lap women should be silent so says Timothy you heard it from the Bible well all all right folks thank you so much for tuning in any other business new business or old business no show shall we adjourn the meeting let's adjourn I move we adjourn anybody second second second all those in favor of adjourning the podcast

Hi, I want to stay I want to stay Oh damn well, we've got one day. I'm an I you have a you're an I No, let's keep going I was I was wait a minute shit. Four of us Amy hat which way do you vote? I abstain. Oh, no, that's okay. That's, shit, four of us. Amy, which way do you vote? I abstain. Oh no! Well, no, that's okay. That's okay. That's okay.

It's two to one. The eyes have it. We can adjourn. Sorry, Chip. All right, everybody. Thanks so much. June in next time. Bananas for Bananza is brought to you by Andy Daly. With Maria Bambler and Matt Gorley.

Theme song by Matt Gorley with the German. Which in this case are Mark McConville, Daniel Mutchikoff and Wade Ryan. Special thanks to our gang on the ground, Josh Richmond and Shannon Locke. Bananas for Bonanza is produced by Ryan Connor and Matt Gorley. Special thanks to our gang on the ground, Josh Richmond and Shannon Locke. Bananas for Bonanza is produced by Ryan Connor and MacGorley, and executive produced by Colin Anderson and Chris Beck. We'll see you next time.