Boonta Vista - BONUS PREVIEW: A Narrow, Deep Hole For Meemaw

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 At the last party, I was naked, my wife wore a sexy outfit, and everyone else wore normal clothes. That's so funny. That's Babadook at the fucking wine mums Halloween. You're the freaks now. You're the weirdos. I don't think you have to come to the swingers party nude. Can't you start in like your normal clothes from what I've seen? Kind of take cues from the amount of clothes that other people have on? It's a swinger party.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Like you, you don't have to be nude for it. That's the goal, right? I'm thinking like, that's the goal, but what about the journey? Like a nice button up? Maybe jeans. You could probably get away with jeans, but like later on in the evening. You've got buttons up the side and you whip them off. You're sitting on the couch.
Starting point is 00:00:42 You're sitting on a, in a four seater couch. And it's like, top buttons undone. Yeah. You're sitting on a couch. You're sitting on a four-seater couch. Slightly up here. Top buttons, undone. Yeah. I think I like the idea of it starting more as like a cocktail party. Yeah. You know, everybody can have a few drinks, loosen up, you know. And then suddenly it's like, the Wilsons, the Wilsons are on the couch.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Hey, we both wanted to sort of like suck and be sucked by the Wilson's for ages. Yeah. Like that's much, that's much sexier than just like, I imagine this guy sitting on the couch nude, everyone else has clothes on, he's got the exact kind of like feeling vibe of, have you guys seen that, um, something awful goon vomiting at a party photo? Where it's just like, it's a huge nerd who's obviously having a bad time at a party. He's on a couch and he has vomited more than a human has ever vomited before in like human history. But now he's just sort of, it's the acceptance phase where he's sort of just sitting in it.
Starting point is 00:01:40 And that's what this man's nudity feels like to me. Yeah, this guy's like, he's sitting there being like, hey, uh, who wants to suck on this shit? Well, like everyone else is like playfully using a wine glass as an item of seduction, like brushing their lips against it before they have a sip of wine and they'd be like, oh, oh, this dolcetto is making me feel so carefree. I could just- I need to stand near this fainting couch and this guy's like one dick two balls. I am jacking off who would like to take over because my wrist is sore. Brushing my friend's wife's hair away from her neck to like gently touch her earring
Starting point is 00:02:19 and ask her about it while this guy's like, is anybody gonna suck me? Hey, thanks for listening. about it while this guy's like, is anybody gonna suck me? Hey, thanks for listening. It's Andrew here. To get access to this full bonus episode along with all of our other bonus episodes every week and to help support the show, head on over to patreon.com slash bunta vista and sign up for five US dollars a month. Bye.

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