Boonta Vista - BONUS PREVIEW: Period Accurate 2003 Mitsubishi Magna

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

We're in a beautiful moment of sexual liberation and no one is benefiting more than the humble werewolf. Get the rest of this episode plus all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a coffee a month at patron.com/BoontaVista

The Hunger Games book one Right, I don't know if this lady knows what the fuck she's talking about Yeah, like super zeitgeist II personally feel super tweeny super teeny they want their horny hockey books Yeah, the sex right they want a crown a rose of crown and a crown of thorns and pussy of thorns and pussy, a rose of dicks and holes. A court of dicks and holes. When Maddie and I were flying back to Brisbane from Hobart, we were sitting at the airboard and Maddie just started elbowing me.

She's gesturing with her head to the lady sitting next to us. It's like a 70 year old lady reading a court of roses and thorns? Which looks just like kind of a fantasy book, but I think it is one of the horny books. Oh. Because she's like, she's a fairy, she's sucked into the fairy kingdom and there's enemies to love a situation with like a hot fairy prince, fairy nobility or something. If there's one thing that these books have taught us, it's that people want to fuck all kinds of stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. I think it's cool that we're having a moment where like a bunch of weird mothers are just like, you know what? That is fucking hot to have sex with a werewolf. Yeah. I'm like, I've never thought about it, but I guess- Books being horny?

Maybe it would be. And they sell like dog dick dildos now. You can sort it all out yourself. You got dog dicks, you got your dragon horse, you got fox dicks, you got cat dicks. No, look, I'm just saying. Big step, big step. I'm just saying if you find yourself reading one, two, three. You've got Dracula's pussy.

If you're reading a baker's dozen of those books and really enjoying them, there's a next step you can take. It doesn't have to be criminal. I don't know if it's dog dick dude. How else would you describe it, Ben? Werewolf cock. It's different because it has part man. It's got to be large, right?

It's got to be bigger because- It's not like a little red. I'm not. It's not like a hairy little d*** with a little d***. No, okay. You can buy werewolf specific dildos. I'm just checking. Yeah, of course you can. Good to know. Hey, thanks for listening. It's Andrew here. To get access to this full bonus episode along with all of our other bonus episodes every week and to help support the show, head on over to patreon.com slash bunta vista and sign up for 5 US dollars a month. Bye!