Boonta Vista - EPISODE 225: That's Gamings Now (Feat. Trevor Strunk)
Episode Date: November 11, 2021Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by long-time returning guest and No Cartridge host Trevor Strunk to talk about his new book on the impact of video games on culture, plus: pipe. *** Story Mode: https:...//www.goodreads.com/book/show/54982960-story-mode *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista
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Hello and welcome to Buntavista episode 225.
And a special welcome to any of our new friends from Yazoo City, Mississippi.
Now you might be wondering, I mean this is just sort of like a thing that kind of was
on a billboard. There's some grammatical errors in that billboard that's from the agent.
We kept that.
But you might be wondering like, you know, okay, so it's a podcast.
So like most podcasts are about something, like you know, you might be like going absolutely
bananas about serial killers, maybe one of the host st, wrote a porno or something like that.
But we're a little different. We do things a little our own way here at
Buntavista where it's actually not about anything. It's not like not professionally made I would say.
Okay. You know, like none of us really have good voices for radio
or podcasts that sort of thing. Whoa. It's not...
But Andrew yeah, the rest of us know. You know I wouldn't say it's good or funny.
It's not insightful. We don't really research anything.
You're not going to learn anything. You're not going to learn anything.
Yeah. We, we have a good time doing but you, I mean, that's just us.
You might not, that might not transfer to you.
Um, none of our dicks work.
Yeah.
Lucy's might. I don't know anything about Lucy.
She's not on this episode.
Also, I'm not going to belabor the point too much, because we actually have a very special
guest today.
So we'll get to that as well.
We'll introduce him in approximately 10, 15 minutes.
We're not really good at doing the intros either.
And pretty exciting because this guest actually does things where usually our guests are kind of drek that we're kind of goblins yeah need a sort of something to keep their mind away from doing
fentanyl so here we go we kind of we kind of
any new lessons we kind of kick stuff off with a little little intro scenario but
it's all it's all fiction it's made up it's all made up none of it's real I of course I'm Theo I'm not the host of the show so that's
another weird thing about this show and I'm here inside the Buntavista Hacker
Space which is a disgusting shed somewhere in the far reaches of the
industrial area and each of us are feverishly creating our own game true to each one of our visions.
Peering over my shoulder, you get a glimpse of what I'm working on, which is Relax on Saturday
Morning Simulator. There are three amazing scenarios to choose from. You've got sitting on the
couch drinking a coffee, sitting on the back deck drinking a coffee, or sitting by the
Creek drinking a coffee. That one's a DLC. Not quite finished, but you know, reasonably priced afterwards. So the left shoulder button brings up the character's
phone on which you can see a fully completed to-do list and no cell reception. And occasionally
on the screen the words, there is nothing you need to worry about. Flash up. So that's nice. I think I'm going to enjoy that and I hope you guys do too. I'm also here th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. to th. thi. I'm thi. I'm tho. th. the the the the the the the the the to to to to to be. I. I'll to be. I'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. I'm thi. thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thr. thr. to. teeeate. to. te. today. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the think I'm going to enjoy that and I hope you guys do too. I'm also here with Andrew as always, who's been contracted out to produce the licensed
Neon Genesis Evangelion video game.
Now as I understand Andrew, the MEC combat is not really like up and going yet, haven't really
started, but you have really fleshed out the teenage boy hormonally confused about his sexually mature housemate slash mother figure slash employer part of it?
Yeah, that's where I would say roughly 100% of the focus is going.
Yeah, mainly.
I mean, I'm getting a lot of notes from the studio about this.
Saying you're great, you're completely true to the vision of Evangelion.
No, they're not saying that. There's a lot of, please, please desist, stop.
We really need you to switch focus, but like I take this responsibility seriously.
Yeah, you're not gonna be like, I mean this is an auteur kind of thing.
You're not gonna be like shifted by the, like commercial whims or anything.
I've never seen any of the show before or anything.
I watched the first episode or two, and at that point he is shacking up with his horny, sexy
mother slash big sister figure.
And I said, that's it, that's all it needs to know.
Turn it off.
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Very physically modeled.
With us also is Ben, who is busily tweaking the settings for Tress FX fur rendering
on the most photo realistic interaction depiction of Bigfoot that you've ever seen. With a hand
inside a VR glove he strokes the fur on Bigfoot's beautiful arm giving
just a right amount of haptic feedback to really give the impression that you're
right there with the gentle giant himself while Bigfoot the most incredible
looking bong hit you've ever seen. That's a come man, this is...
I'm really excited. Smokeweed with Bigfoot Simulator 2021 is coming along beautifully at this point.
You know, a lot of people think that what you've just witnessed of the gameplay footage there,
of actually interacting with Bigfoot is the most important part of the game, but that's not true.
90% of the game, Bigfoot is nowhere to be not every playthrough will, you know, it's fun, but
that's not really.
The aim of the game is mostly to yearn for Bigfoot.
That's where the joy is.
Yeah. Press X to leave Bigfoot alone.
Yep. You see him in the distance and you go, hey man, keep on trucking. Just right let him wander off. Just right to unsee. Gone
fear my mind. And as alluded to, finally, this week in the horrible 100%
humidity, Buntavista Hacker Shed slash zoning violation, we're joined by a very
special and long-time returning guest. I didn't look it up, episode 17, episode 13.
13. Very long time ago.
Jesus. Good Lord. Host of the wonderful no cartridge podcast, which is much better than this one.
Actual author and all around Angel, Trevor Strunk. Now Trevor, I see that your game that you're
working on here is called Shower with your dad simulator, 2015. And it is looking great, but
but I sort of, one bit of bad news.
Oh no.
I think it's already taken.
Well, so I know what you're thinking.
This is Bonner Man Incorporated, you know, our good friend.
Yeah, dear, dear Marvin.
Beautiful, beautiful, dear friend and number one enemy.
This is sort of, so, uh, you guys might not know a lot about contemporary art and that's okay.
It's a very famous contemporary art piece where someone essentially copied an image of, I believe it was a pop art thing of the Marlboro man.
Or a more recent one where someone bought an Andy Warhol drawing and drew 99 others and sold them all at the same price.
So you might get a Warhol, you might not. Not even the artist knows. It's about confusing authorship.
So I've remade this game up from the code all the way up.
Mostly through this game creation device I call Steam. Yeah. Really only allowed to like the top, top devs. But it's a labor of love. It's an art. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the their. It's their. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. You might. You might. You might. You might. You might. You might. You might. You might. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their th. It's a th. It's th. th. their their their their. their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's a their. It's their. Really only allowed to like the top top devs. But it's a labor of
love. It's an art piece. I don't expect everyone to get it. I think you guys will once you
play it. Marvin and I haven't talked for the past two years as I've been putting it together,
but you know we'll met fences eventually. I noticed that your game is like it's ready to be wish listed and it's going on sale at
a price of five cents less than Marvin's show with your dad's formula?
So that would be 64 cents.
That's correct, yes.
It's on sale for 64 cents.
You know, we just feel like everyone should be able to afford art, not just the 1% who
can drop 69 cents at any given point.
That's a lot of money. That's so, that's the can drop 69 cents at any given point.
That's a lot of money. That's so, that's so beautiful.
Side, actual serious point, I've almost yelled at Marbon to increase the price of
Share with your dad simulated 2015 from like $1 to $2.
It's so good. And he, he never did. He could have almost twice as much money as he,
because everyone that bought it a dollar would buy it for $2.
It's a great game, by the way.
Go and play share with your dad simulated.
Buy Marbon one more pizza base by purchasing shower with your dad.
Do you still shower with your dad.
But no, it's legitimately $1.00 and quite often on sale for $0. I like Marvin's game because people will,
it's one of those games that,
I feel this happens a lot with video games
where people will look at them
and like if they aren't really familiar
with what they're supposed to be doing,
they're like, well, this is weird,
like this is a straight, like I'm kind of freaked out by this.
And like, sharp's that game on your list? Like, why do you have that game? And then when you play it, it's impossible to deny its charm?
It's great and fun. And then the person has to admit they like shower with your dad simulator 2015.
I mean, they don't have to unless like legally obligated.
Usually they're required. There's actually in the Ula.
Disclosure agreement, yeah. Oh my goodness.
Marvin, strange individual.
Oh, a lovely individual.
One of my favorites.
Like you said, Ben, hope he enjoys his fifth pizza of the day for the 400th consecutive day.
I don't know.
But he's like, he's woken up at four in the morning after 12 hours of sleep because of his lifestyle.
He has cooked himself history's greatest pizza.
He's filmed a video of him eating it and then reversed that video and post it's the internet,
and then he's going back to sleep for another 20 hours.
I feel like I need to recap just briefly the story of me and Marvin, maybe to give our
new listeners a little bit of context as well.
So he of course developed Share with your dad Simulant to 2015, as Trevor kind of mentioned,
it's a actually very endearing.
It's a fun game.
It came out and like, you know, a bunch of people, like giant bomb did a big special on it, where they were like, what the fuck is this game. It came out and like, you know, a bunch of people like Giant Bomb did a big
special on it where they were like, what the fuck is this game and ended up
being like completely won over by it. So yeah, it did very, it did very well
became like a very, a sort of a meme game and I kind of looked at it and I
friended him on Twitter and and like months later or something that I saw a photo of him and
then it dawned on me, oh that's that's Marvin that's the guy I used to smoke
weed with in my apartment in Logan and and listen to a porcupine tree while
watching the milk drop win amp visualizationization just fucking out of our gourds. Life can be so good.
I would say life is good at that problem. I'd hope teenagers know the pleasure of getting
really stoned, listening to the shittiest, yeah, supposedly smart person music while looking
at a visualizer. I hope kids still have
visualizers. Yeah, visualizers. Hey, they've really gone. Nothing more predatory than
Prog Rock man. Like that, you just like, you just, you walk into a, well, you don't
anymore, but when I was younger, you'd walk into a music store and there'd be like good music all
around. And then over in the prog rock section, there would just be like rendered spheres and dragons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, this is what grown-ups listen to, I'm pretty sure.
Just the worst album covers you've ever seen.
I'll have to buy like Dragon Spells Death of the Death of the Death of the Adder part
seven or something like that and like listen to that once and then never pick it up again. Yeah, it is all the the the the the th is all th is all th is all th is all th is all th is all th is all th is all th is all th is all th is all their th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the the th. the th. the the th. the the the the th. up again. Yeah, it is all one 72-minute long song on that.
That's the first thing you gotta need to know about
Dragon Dix, spell of the, and so on.
God, I still listen to Prog Rock, I'm so fucking stupid.
It happens, and it gets in your head.
I listen to Magma.
That's the Prague I listen to. The French band Magma, who are you guys familiar with
Magma? I am familiar with Magma. I haven't like seriously dug into it. It was one of those
bands where it's like, oh yeah, you have to check this out and I listen to it and it's
incomprehensible. What you need to have a person who tells you at which two parts of the song are the catchy parts in the 70 minute long song.
Here it comes.
Yeah.
Oh, in 17 minutes, there's a riff that lasts for 10 seconds and it makes it so worthwhile.
Because they keep building up to it and they're not playing it.
It's a, yeah, the lead singer of Magma Christian Vander, who also made his own solo records. Very good, you should check him out.
He went kind of insane and thought he saw a vision of an alien race that needed to our
help to save the world.
So he made up his own language and that's what most of Magma is in.
It's called Kauaian.
So none of it makes sense.
That's so good.
If you're looking to add it to Magma, listen to the first, I'm sorry, the last seven minutes, which is maybe their caciest song.
Fuck.
Oh, not the last seven minutes of the song. No, no, it's only seven minutes long. Only.
I'm just looking at reviews for shower with your dad's simulator 2015 on Steam.
Mm-hmm. The reviews are classified as overwhelmingly positive.
95% of the reviews for this game are positive.
So under the helpful reviews, we've got,
my dad and I play this together.
After a long, hard and very sweaty gaming session, we shower together.
Thanks for bringing us together.
I'd recommend playing this with any dad if you want to get closer. Also got this
game is so inspiring that I now shower with my dad every day. Great.
You've got some bringing people together or specifically boys and their dads.
Yeah totally worth one dollar the dads have nice pixelated penis. A dream come true. It's kind of how he got famous right was
because the decision that steam made to pixelate the penises which are four
pixels. Four pixels then had to apply like the steam the the Sims style blur
over the pixelate four pixels. Yeah. And finally the review it's okay I guess from the... How do you pixelate? Four pixels. Yeah. And finally, the review, it's okay, I guess,
from the Siler with 499.7 hours on record.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Well, I mean, he hasn't quite gotten his Malcolm Gladwell 10,000 hours of showering with his dad.
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Paduan. So, so Trev, as we mentioned, you have become a published, a published author of a sexy
heartback. It is, you know what's funny, so yeah, I'll tell you I should probably,
this thing where I don't like to market or talk about the work I do, it really makes it hard because I also like people to listen to and read the work, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll th th th th th th th thi, I'll thi, I'll th thi, I'll the, I'll th th th the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll th, I'll, I'll th, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th th the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thea, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to market or talk about the work I do, it really makes it hard because I also like people to listen to and read the work I do.
So it's this real, you know, it's this real dichotomy.
Well, we also had that problem as well.
That's why we purchased a billboard in beautiful Yazoo City,
Mississippi.
Well, if you didn't want people to listen to it in Yazoo. And then did as much as we could to alienate everybody that listens to the podcast.
And if you've stuck around, you're from Yazoo City and you're still listening to this
episode, hey, it's so fucking good to have you. It's really great. No, and you know what,
Mississippi's beautiful. I know you get a bad rap in this country, but there's a lot of lovely people out down south. And I have a northerner that doesn't want the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. that that that th. Yeah, they they th. Yeah, they th. Yeah, they th. Yeah, they th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, the thi. Yeah, the the the the the th. Yeah,therner that doesn't want to bomb you all unlike some of my compatriots.
That's so beautiful. Yeah, I know it's important they know. But the book is called Story Mode.
It's available everywhere and apparently for some people it is available already. It's supposed to be out on the 15th,
but several people online just keep sending me pictures of them with the book.
And they'll hold it out. I haven't even written it yet.
But like, I actually don't have them.
I've never, I don't own a copy yet.
So like everyone has a copy of my book but me.
Don't you post me your copy of the book?
Yeah, I want that. That's mine now.
But now it's about video games. You guys like video games?
No.
Sometimes.
Oh gosh.
I've not.
I've got to go.
I'm playing prey at the moment.
Oh, that's it.
It's so good.
I'm having a wonderful time.
I'm yelling at the TV a lot because I'm getting fucking murked all the time
by.
Yeah.
Quite like a stool
will attack me or whatever and that's scary. I got some very easy. You must be pretty early yet,
right? Um, I don't really, um, what am I doing? I've gotten into the life support module and there's something to do with the reactor. I'm doing that. Well, I know you're getting there. Yeah, there's. There's. There's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, they. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. It's th. I. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'll th. I's tool. tool. I's tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. I's th. I'll. I'm. I'm th. I'm ththe reactor. I'm doing that. I don't know you're getting there. Yeah, there's a point at the game where they become less scary, but it doesn't last long.
All right. They're always a little scary. Yeah, but yeah, no,
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the fuck is going on? It's an existential prompt. It's just like it's
very similar to my own experience. The nightmare is my life and it is always
chasing me. It's just a mirror. Too real. Yeah, yeah the timer reaches zero and the
screen turns off. But actually, actually did see a, someone said that at some point in like the DS or something
on the, it was either the DS or an earlier handheld, visual novels started using like, you know,
loading screens that were like blue or something like that because like people were becoming unnerved,
playing a visual novel for a while, and then it would go to a loading screen and you just see your
own sweaty face like reflected in the council.
But no, the book's about, the book covers like series basically so like either literal
series like metal gear or final fantasy or sort of genre based series that I think
kind of hold together as a kind of shared project.
Like, first-person shooters, horror games, things like that.
The purpose of the book is to look at games as sort of a burgeoning medium.
I don't make any claims as to whether or not their art.
I sort of in the beginning chapter say, like, I'm not going to do that.
It's like not a question I can answer and I'm not really interested in talking about it in real
life. We can talk about the last one. Let's hash it out right now once and for all. Yeah let's do it.
I have my I have my I have my wigi board I'm calling up old Raji Ebert.
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Also, no, they're still not art.
But the claim I make is, you know, it's a lot like, the way video games are treated now is
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those are the same genres or the same level or whatever, but to say that like there are mediums that are sort of
they haven't quite found their feet. So like when the novel was new, you'd get all these weird things,
like Henry Fielding's Tom Jones keeps like redefining itself over and over again.
over and over and over again. Like these early chapters in it are just like,
welcome to my prosopoetic epic novel poem.
And it'll be like, to describe what this is,
and he'll just like go for 10 pages
just describing what the thing is,
he's like, but you remember from the last time
you picked up the book,
and it'll just keep doing it.
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which is like, it's a memoir, essentially, about this, an autobiography, ostensibly an
autobiography, the part, Shandy isn't real there's so many diversions and garden paths that it never
even gets to the point where Shandy is conceived.
And so like, the joke is he keeps leading up to it and explaining like, oh, well, like,
the reason I ended up like I did was because my dad was distracted when I was conceived.
And he's like, speaking of my dad's distraction, and they'll go off for more pages on that. But like these are these are not novels as you recognize them now.
And there's like a lot of pieces in there that look a little bit like novels but like needed a long time to kind of settle.
The same with film if you look at early film. I mean I'm sure you've all seen like weird silent movies that don't look quite right by today by tod are we trying to capture the world? Are we trying to capture some other things do?
And I think video games do them, too, ask these questions, that is.
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guy I don't like I don't like this this you've given us. Having like classically done the
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Like if you play it as an adult, like if you played as a kid, you're mad, right?
Like you just wanted to play a cool game with your favorite character or whatever.
But if you play it as an adult, it's funny because you can see the themes are all like, no one's a hero, there are no heroes, like me, I, solid snake am not a hero, and like, you've completely misread the social, economic, global situation
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even though this is art, it's a big budget art that needs to sell, right?
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like, for example, like he wanted to call Metal Gear Solid 3.
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of art is being abrasive and and shitty and being an annoying, like, smug prick about it, right?
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to offset the 50 million, 100 million,
$150 million cost of these things now.
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with burgeoning mediums, we've really now ended up, where games
used to be make a game for 10 million bucks, right?
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And so, like, they could be standard and quite,
and daring at the same time within a genre and have this big mix.
But it feels like now with games,
they've sort of diverged where every game either has to cost
$150 million and it's Assassin's Creed, and this time it's in Bristol, in Bristol, in Br Bri, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in Bristol, you know, during, I don't know what the fuck.
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When is Assassin's Creed Brisbane coming?
Yeah, absolutely.
And you can, I think probably Assassin's Creed, Gold Coast would be better.
You've got more verticality.
And you can go on the rides at Warner Brothers Movie World in a cool tie-in.
But then you've also got like games that are just
existential horror where Thomas the Tank Engine chases you around a map for
like four hours.
Like and honestly that's like that's way more what I'm interested now. I can't
can't we've talked about this when I was on your show Trevor, like the concept of just grinding through another fucking 60 hours of Assassin's Creed of Far Cry 6, you
know, and they sell money and they keep the game industry going, but... They sell money?
They sell money. Yeah, get your money. A dollar gets you a dollar. I think you can definitely
see like a sort of acceleration with video games because with
movies you could see a much, much longer line between sort of studio systems initially
that said, you know, hey, we've got this really efficient assembly line of movies.
You know, we have our stables of studio stars and people just pump out movies to little formulas and everything. And then you sort of got to like the 70s, which is like the 70s, the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, with, uh, with, uh, with, with, uh, uh, with, uh, uh, uh, with, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, the, the stars and people just pump out movies to little
formulas and everything.
And then you sort of got to like the 70s, which is a long way from the 20s or the 30s to
took in 70 years, yeah.
Yeah, to get to get to like blockbusters, the modern conception of the blockbuster.
And then we've had subsequent decades of now easing into, you know, the kind of, well, we've got the Marvel
Cinematic Universe and we've got the DC extended universe and we've got, like
you can see movies coming out where the intention is to say, well, ideally we
turn this into a massive monolithic franchise. Like the Dark Universe, yeah.
I was going to say like the Dark Universe, the best franchise. God, I want that to happen. The, which, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, the Dark Universe, yeah. I was going to say like the dark universe. The best franchise. God I want that to happen. Um, the, which it's kind of like when
um, like when Twilight was big and if you walk past the bookstore, um, you would just
see a whole massive shelf of just knockoffs of things trying to launch the next. Yeah,
hunger games. Same thing for 50 shades of gray, that sort of stuff. Which of course is a fanfic of Twilight. You know that, right? Yeah.
Written under the name Snow Queens Ice Dragon. Very cool. The masters of, what was it called?
The Master of the Universe or something? I think that's right. Yeah.
My goodness. That sounds right. But yeah, like video games have had a much more condensed version of that timeline
of getting from the sort of smaller studio system through to diverging into indie stuff
and getting more corporatized and now we've already settled into that.
Yeah, like, like, well even, I was thinking about the gap between, um, the gap between
Grand Theft Auto games now, which are hugely successful games and everything. But you can really see how, how, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the, the sort the, the, the, the sort the, the, the sort the sort the, the, the, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, like, like, the, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the sort of the sort of the sort of the sort of the sort of the sort of the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the, the, the gap between Grand Theft Auto Games now, which are hugely successful games and everything.
But you can really see how, like Grand Theft Auto 5 and the Red Dead Redemption 2 were also
specifically built to have this really long life after the initial release. Yeah.
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tail.
But I would have thought that that means that, you know, it is so much riskier a proposition
to give all that money to someone like Hideo Kajima and say, make this completely
ridiculous gigantic game and everything.
And not only will a lot of the people who to to play it, like me, play, you know, I
haven't played death stranding, but I predict that I would play approximately 40 minutes
of it and say, what is this?
Yeah, fuck this.
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you're just constantly running errands for people. I'm carrying all this stuff
around. Yeah they're like thanks so much for doing the errand and you're like
that's just my job and you can walk walk over like mountains and stuff and
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actually just there.
Yeah, near, near your child.
And they go, oh, he's holding his own baby.
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the store and remember one time the mom was like are you out with dad today?
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I've missed opportunity, I reckon.
They should have made people say that BB was cute.
Yeah, it's funny, it's funny, Andrew, you're talking about that accelerated timeline of
blockbusters for games, where we absolutely have settled into a blockbuster kind of cycle, right?
And they're just these big machines that pump them out.
But the initial blockbusters for gaming were all super cool and original, right?
So like, you look at Super Mario 3, you look at...
First game to feature an Italian, to ever go big in America.
That's right.
Yeah.
Firstly, Super Mario 1 and 2, he was Armenian.
Yeah.
They did not play well with audiences.
They just had them blurted out on the screen for American audiences.
Yeah, still banned in Turkey.
Mist then was the biggest selling title all the time, right?
A hugely original and and really
quite weird intellectual puzzle game, right? For a game that has like nine
polygons, weirdly immersive world building is. Oh wonderful, yeah, with the music
and everything. Real attention to the actual artistry of it, the sound design, all
that sort of stuff, followed by the Sims, right? Now the Sims was, I mean, now it's sort of a staple
and we kind of understand as part of our,
like the cultural fabric of gaming.
But when it came out, it was just there was just nothing,
nothing like it.
It was a completely new genre.
Right, it was sort of like the ultimate conclusion of the SimC like SimCity, Sim Dolph, Sim,
Ant, well okay now it's...
Imagine if...
Zooming, zoom out a little bit from Sim Ant.
Imagine if Sim Ant was the touchstone that like every single computer has had SimAnton,
everyone spent a couple hours playing Sim Ant.
I made my own house in Sim the te.
They've got a team of 300 people in the Philippines doing like the inverse kinematics
for Sim Ant 7.
Just like release a new species of Ant every couple of months.
And then of course Grand Theft Auto 3 came out and then Call of Duty Modern Warfare
came out and that's been it now for Blossom Games now.
That's gaming's now.
That's gaming now. Part of it though, if you look at when those games came out, like, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it, it, like, it, it, like, it, like, it, like, it, it, it, like, like, like, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. It, it, it, they. they. they. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're it though, if you look at when those games came out, like, it, you're looking at like
a massive escalation in graphics over the time games have been a thing, right? So if you think about it really
the modern conception of games at this point, I don't think you can really count the Atari.
I think you have to start with the NES, basically NES master system that year is.
So you're talking like 85 maybe, let's just say for ease this sake.
You go through like 85 to now, that's you know, how old am I?
36? That's 36 years.
And so like the, like, to think about going from Mario, which probably uses less pixels than shower with your thio, to like what we're seeing now in the PS5, right?
Like in 36 years is remarkable, but it's also like, it's clear that at a certain point you could develop
for those less demanding things, but to develop a game like, Ben points out,
like play, like Prey is this massively, I don't know if you know this about Pray Ben, but one of the
coolest things about it is, so it takes a super long time to load, you may have noticed that.
The reason it takes a super long time to load is because it models and remembers where every single
object is in every iteration of the game. So if you throw a coffee cup on the ground and then like come back to that area, the coffee cup is still going to be on the ground. It keeps the thing like that. That is such a cool thing
and it's like a really neat idea and it has its own sort of thing. Can you imagine how much time
that to test to model to develop, to model to do it. And like when you don't have that that capacity.. that capacity that capacity that capacity that capacity the the the to to to to to to to to be. And to do. And to be. And to be. And to be. And to be to be to be to be like, to be a to be like, to be a to be a to be like, it. And it. And it's a to be like, it's a to be like, it's a to be like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thing. And like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to be like, to. And, to. And, like, to. And, like, like, like, like, it. And, like, like, like, like, like, it. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, know, Super Nintendo or N64 PlayStation 2 games, right? You kind of just have to make the game.
And yeah, it got expensive by the time PlayStation 2 was called a duty modern warfare was no cheap game.
But like, you could still make big swings and big misses.
At this point, if you get a, like, praise the closest to like a sort of mid-tier game,
or mid-market game that we've seen in a long time. If you take a big swing and miss, then you're like, I mean, Ubisoft swung and missed with Anthem and almost like had to close as a studio.
Did Anthem actually come out? Oh, it came out. Yes. I played it. It's. But it is a valid
question. I just remember saying stuff about it being upcoming and they're never, ever
hearing about it again. Like, I honestly, my line with an all the time, and it just like, it radically just
became less and less enthusiastic every time I said it.
Like the first time I tried it, I was like, the flying and this feels great.
And it did, and everyone be like, what's it to do with the Anthem?
I'm like, I don't know, but the flying feels great.
After a while that's like, it's like, the th.
Flying good. I can't remember where I read it.
I assume it was like Polygon or Kataku or something.
Wrote like, you know, one of those big things about just what went wrong with that game.
Yeah, yeah, I read that.
It was Polygon.
And just them describing the the theory that like, okay, well if we keep pouring enough money
into it and we do enough crunch, right, eventually we'll find the fun.
It's got to come good.
Yeah, it'll come good.
But like, truly just ruddlers in an artistic sense.
Right.
Never really congealing into anything cohesive.
But I mean, that's the thing with video games right now and also I think the thing with movies is like you see a lot of blockbusters and big
market things that don't necessarily have a point other than they're going to make some money.
And like, you know, I don't actually have a problem with like big market stuff.
Like, you know, I think like I love action movies. I love like big explosions and stuff.
I like, you know, I like art house stuff, but I will absolutely not turn my nose up at anything, right? I've seen every, you know, murder mystery procedural of all time at this point.
So, you know, like my standards are hilariously low.
But like, the problem with stuff like the MCU, like, you look at the Eternals, right?
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MCU. Like that's not an argument. That's not like there's no art there. It's
just just team sports. And that's the same, I mean that's basically the same
thing with video games where Ubisoft says like, well we're Ubisoft.
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a lot of the times with like wonderful mechanics but like just miserable miserable stories.
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or someone there to deliver a, like a spec-ops the line sort of thing,
which of course you can't do these days, you end up with the new modern warfare games
where, you know, where they've gone, well, look, we're going to be edgy,
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You know at that point in Jarhead where they kind of look up at the battle that's just going on,
like continually often to the distance and like all of the planes gone on the underside, there it is.
The Russian Federation logo on a MIG 27.
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Meg that said I did the highway of death on the thanks and I'll laugh.
I think I think the parallel though with like um because I'm the same trip. I have very low
standards in terms of like a movies that I'm like.
We go hey Andrew you should check out trip. I have very low standards in terms of like movies that I'm like. We go, hey Andrew you should check out this movie. He's like no I'm going to watch
Sears music. But there's also movies that I will watch on account of having like a horrible
fascination with. I got a lot of reasons to watch a lot of different things. But like the
the vast majority of the time, the reason for watching something is because at least like it'll be a bit fun.
Like an action movie doesn't have to be smart if it's fun. I saw, I was reading a review of like
a, there's a new movie on Netflix that has like Ryan Reynolds and the Rock and Galgado
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you know, most bankable movie stars in the world that you can get and
they've gone to all these amazing exotic locations and the movie is not a tiny bit of fun.
And you know like it's... How do you do that with an art haste? Yeah so so you know like it's it's entirely possible to pour a shitload of money into something and make something that as a result
is not really any fun to watch or to play and I think with like with the big
like first-person shooter franchises you can see that more and more of them these days
are just putting out a game
that doesn't have a story mode.
Yeah, because they are.
They're not worth it.
Well, they're all, they would all take an enormous amount of money.
Most of them are completely sort of humorless,
not any kind of fun to play.
They're always, they're always like laden with this sort of really, really just fake,
overcooked morality, which I think if the people who made those games really cared about
morality, they probably wouldn't be making billions of dollars from doing like, you know,
murder simulators or whatever, like, probably would be a deal.
So yeah, in a lot of cases, like cases, like myself, people who play first-person shooter games
like modern warfare and call-duty and stuff like that, I only ever turn that game on, drop
into a multiplayer server and play it for a bit and leave.
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Like, people love the multiplayer in that.
Yeah, but I would argue, I would argue that that's still people finding
the value at the core of that game for them,
is that it is fun to play, not that they give a shit at all about the story or the morals or any of that stuff.
There's a lot of people who will never ever touch the story mode of any of those games.
And I mean that's when a blockbuster works, right?
Like when you can look at something like Callup Duty and be like, well, you know,
like say what you will, it's a fun game.
Like, that's like the problems but like well and that's the criticism of the
Eternals as well is they they spent a shitload of money on this and they
got they got an Oscar-winning director they they shot in real locations
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an iron fist. Yeah it's like yeah wow I'm your wife divorced you while you were gone
shit. It's really good. And the children love me now. It's good in the sense that it's
funny to talk about now, but it's also just like, that's all their age to that, right?
Like, I don't want my game that I paid fucking $90, this is Australian dollars, but 110 probably
now, like, cucking me in real time while I'm like, while you're out in the world you get a notification on your phone. I've got a job to work at a child to rear you know like I haven't
got time to be cocked by... Giancarlo Esposito?
If anyone's gonna do it, let's let's... I mean yeah. I mean like that's so awful.
What room in your house are you doing it in it? Is there any convenient sort of spots I could set up a pair of binoculus?
Like you say in Trove, I think, you know, it's already a criticism of again, very big budget franchise open world games.
A pretty consistent criticism from people and a factor of those games that has kind of
waxed and waned over the last several years
has been, this game feels like it's giving me a massive list of homework to do.
It's a checklist of a thousand bases you have to clear and like little, you have to collect
all of the hidden biscuits.
You've got to catch all the pigeons in Spider-Man and yeah it just plays on
like the Skinner box of your brain where you're just like well I want to do
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Dishonored?
No, not dishonored.
I have played that game.
That game's good.
By the same people who made up who brought you pray
you pray.
Now I'll figure out what it's called.
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this giant like metal helmet and everything is it looks like a a some sort of
like old Catholicism thing right and so as a result like you know it's
pretty interesting it's like it's fun you get to look at like a lot of
people who like a lot of people who like really messed up and and have like, you know, the look of like angels who have been
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you to do this, and the dopamine in your brain is going to go up if you do it.
And that's a terrible reason to play a video game, but it's what a lot of these video games do.
Yeah, this is a chat that we had at length on the thap had me on your podcast, Trevor,
you know, just, just the ability for us
to be able to just walk away from a piece of media when we're done.
If you're not having fun, right, like, hit the bricks.
And you go, well, okay, well, I paid, you know,
100 bucks for this or what have you.
And, and you know, I think the response is there, you know, maybe the value, for me, the value is in the double
A games, the games that cost you 20, 30 bucks, you get it used in the thing.
Just give it a try. Easy come, easy come, easy go. You go through it once, you beat it.
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Oh man it's so good so it's just a that Kevin Spacey in it right?
I think I think yeah yeah yeah I'm not really love it yeah are we talking about
sorry infinite warfare infinite warfare yeah infinite warfare yeah
it's like you just go you you shoot some dudes, you fly some
fucking spaceships and then you're done. And I beat that game. I had no interest
in like platinuming it or anything like that. I just put it down after seven or eight
hours, haven't spent 30 bucks on the thing and I went, that was some fun
and a good way to spend a few hours of my thing and that's like that's how you you should from a blockbuster feeling right is like not like not like you get to the end of a
Marvel movie and then the credits just keep rolling until you got a
so they got a so they're gonna happen yeah it's a 17 hours I'll see the UFO if I put in
another 15,000 hours yeah I will say the thing that made me give up on Marvel movies,
honestly, it's weird saying it now since he became such a big deal.
I was a big comic book fan when I was, I mean, not that much younger,
but like I would buy, when I was much younger I was,
and then when I was 18, 19, 20 I really read a ton of them. And so I was super excited when the first Avengers movie came out.
I was like, this is great.
I love the Avengers, like, my favorite superhero team is on the big screen, right?
You know, and then they had the teaser.
Yeah, unfortunately, you know, we were still, we were still grappling with
Serenity. But the, you know, like, there's that teaser where Thanos is there and I was like,
oh, they're teasing Thanos, like, it feels stupid. Like, no one cares about this,
it's like ridiculous. I was like, I'm out. I'm not interested in this. Like, it really like, you know,
it really caved my interest.
I was like, this is dumb.
Like, this is gonna be a terrible villain.
And like, I never really got back into it.
But like on the same level, like,
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but like you can watch it, have fun, and leady fun.
Yeah, that's a real easy come, easy go.
You know, there's a fucking gun that has x-ray sites, he shoots through walls, like
red faction. It's fucking great, right?
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the silver case.
And then you know is great. I think it's a brilliant game. It's a visual novel. So you know it's a little hard to recommend to people sometimes but
like what's cool about the silver case is like it kind of does the thing for a
blockbuster that I would think like an indie movie should do which is like okay
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It takes, you know, 15 hours to beat,
you know, four hours to see if you're actually into it.
And then you can, you go away.
You can play it again if you want,
but it's like a book you picked up
or a movie you saw or something like that.
And like, ultimately, like,
I think one of the things, things is things is things value in video games is when someone actually has something they're going for.
Like if that's Devil May Cry and it's just like,
I want you to have the most fun you possibly can
while doing combos for like 15 hours
and then like you can go back and do better combos or not.
That's great.
Like same with Bayonetta, like that's perfect. That's like, that's like, that something like Silvercase or like other indie games like Night in the Woods or something
like that where it's like, hey I have like perfect example. No, thanks. I have a I have
like a specific thing in mind that I want you to experience. It's not
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into something cohesive. It's like, well, this is the story, this is the start the middle in the
end and it's within the bounds that we have budgetarily and that's that's what it is sort of thing.
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And that doesn't have to make a lot of money.
They would want it to every time.
But if they don't, it's not going to tank a studio kind of thing.
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That's the difference between making a smaller budget movie where the expectation is just,
if it makes more money than it costs to make, we will consider it a success, you know?
Right. Which is like technically still true as the scale of the budget goes up and up,
except the scale of the profit is also expected to go up and up as well, which is why you can have a movie make hundreds of millions of dollars and still
be considered a disappointment, both critically and financially.
I do think it's interesting that...
That's what I learned with Warcraft movie.
I didn't realize there was a second one of the Warcraft movie.
There's not, not yet.
Oh my goodness.
I hope so.
I hope it's coming.
So, yeah, I was thinking about how we were saying that video games had this like accelerated
version of the process the movies went through.
And I think that the Marvel Cinematic Universe did a really good job of having a massively accelerated version of what comics went through because comics used to just be
this is a comic book about this character and it's not really related to any
of our other comic book characters or anything like that.
The Spider-Man movies with Toby McGuire were like that.
Yeah and then over a long stretch of time comic books
wound up having you know they would have reboots and they'd have alternative lines of the same thing, and then they'd have alternative universes,
and then they'd have all the characters starting to appear in each other's books, and
then they'd have all these incredibly confusing timelines and overlaps.
And then they'd have all the the resets.
And then they'd have all. Yep, resets and then they throw out the resets, they reboot the resets, all
that sort of stuff. Yeah, they do a soft reboot, they got a hard reboot. They got a...
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Avengers End Game. Yeah.
Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Why is everyone else in the cinema crying right now?
Because some guys are stepping out of portals?
What the fuck are any of these people talking about? And of course they did the same thing in terms of saying, you know, in the previous movie,
we're going to kill a whole bunch of these characters for emotional weight and we'll bring a bunch
of them right back in the next movie.
It's such a cool move.
Absolutely.
It's a classic comic book movie movie. Superman, you know. My dad bought a bunch of death of Superman stuff because he thought it would make a lot of money.
It was like that's it, it's the end of Superman.
The, uh, uh, he's definitely gone forever.
The guy, and like Stewie from family guy I feel is on the same.
No one's gonna fung this token, he said.
The guy for, the guy who ran this comic shop, really nice guy guy named James who ran the suburboy comic shop that I used to go to.
He said, I asked him if he sold back issues and he said, no.
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is the Spider-Man 9-11 one.
Oh, I have that too.
I found it like randomly in a secondhand bookstore in like 2005,
and I was like, all right.
Good issue.
It's so good with the villains, fucking to be like, hey, we're evil, but we would never do terrorism.
I would never blow up a building, like Magneto who like, you know, actually destroyed a country.
It's so good.
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Everything looks like Spider-Man.
Yeah.
I will say like, and I don't want to delay getting to the goodness
a bunch of this to any longer, but the, I will say like, I think to kind of go back to the question of medium, like one thing that video game and film
have to, video games and film, I'm not coming up with a new name for the medium, I'm sorry,
this is video game, it's like, that's what we call the genre. Yeah, like meta-rebrand.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just, I'm doing it from the ground up, baby. But one thing that like they are, those genres are, those mediums, excuse me, are struggling with is that, you know, they can look back at things that have worked and been profitable for previous iterations of the things they're try to do.
Like, they can look back at Marvel and be like, oh yeah, like, once they started doing secret wars and all that stuff, like, all the crossovers, that sold pretty well. Or like, oh, geez, like once it was clear that like,
you know, Wonder Woman could show up in a Batman comic
and there'd be some sort of understanding about them knowing each other
and like some shared background, that sure sold some comics.
I think they solved that problem very easily by the one panel where Batman says,
oh, we met a defunction earlier, right?
That's where we know each other from and then it's it's cleared up immediately. I really like the old Marvel comics where they say
stuff like like when the Fantastic Fourts and a Spider-Man comic he'll just be going
around the city and then he'll go like, hey match stick get out of my way. And you're
like, oh Spider-Man knows who the fantastic for her. Yeah, and he's just going like the porn store like the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. And he's th. And he's th. And he's th. And he's th. And he's th. And he's th. And he's th. And he's the the the the the the f the f the f the f the f th. And he's like, th. And he's like, th. And he's like, th. And he's like, th. And he's like, th. And he's like, th. And he's th. And he's like, th. And he's th. And he's th. And he's just, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thin. And he's just, like, like, like, like, th. And he's th. But like I think like I think there is an a radically accelerated timeline with this stuff
because like people know what makes money and they're going for it as opposed to sort of thinking
about it from like oh how do we how do we build this medium, which like I don't want
to make it sound like the novel raiders of the 18th century were like artistists or something They wanted to sell their books their books their books their books their their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books their books to their books. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. I. I. I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th like the novel writers of the 18th century were like artists or something. They wanted to sell their books to like real bad.
Um, Tale of Two Cities, DLC.
Yeah, no, you'd sell it and sell it, man.
I call that.
I just kind of say I don't think this joke makes sense.
I call that David Copperfield.
Take that.
But yeah, it's like, it's like, you know, it's like, it's like, you know, those early novels are trying their best to be better
artistically because they think then they will sell better to people who care about novels.
And what games unfortunately are doing now and film is doing now is like focusing on what
will sell better to people because they've seen it done before.
So it does feel iterative, it feels boring, it feels soulless, right?
It's just, it's getting more precise more your analytics from a movie that you've put
out, tracking people's eye movements, being like, they love it!
When people have the color red come out of their hands.
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Well, look, I think, before we run out of time in this episode that we're going
to have to do one of our standard.
I'm hungry for theme tunes.
I gotta get, I gotta get my theme tunes.
I'm gonna get segues, gotta get theme tunes.
So we're gonna have to drop into a special video game-related edition of one of our normal segments,
and that is with a lead pipe. Yes, this is the segment in which we talk about things that we would like to hit your
hand the hand, yeah.
Yes, this is the segment in which we talk about things that we would like to hit with
the lead pipe.
So this is more the sort of standard tone of the show.
If this is your first time, welcome to listeners from Yazoo City, Mississippi. So anyone want to go first with their their their their their the welcome the listeners from Yazoo City in Mississippi. So anyone want
to go first with their list of video game-related lead pipe volunteers. I reckon
I can keep itself. Go for it. Yeah. All right. So getting us started we've got
Kirby. The disgusting pink aberration who joins us from beyond the area X anomaly.
He's suggesting that Kirby's dreamland is inside.
That is exactly what I'm suggesting.
As far as I can tell, he knows no language understandable by human ears.
And he's corporarily sustained by identity theft.
Anybody or anything in your life could be this magenta mistake and he has
never once depicted bathing. He's kind of an ego vampire. A little bit, yeah. Because he has none
himself. He's a pure creature of eard, but he must go around swallowing identity as well.
Peter Sellers. But he's more like Cappy from Super Mario Odyssey. Yeah. Yeah. He's a more, he more sort of like swallow the identity of his others. He's a lot like Cappy from Super Mario Odyssey.
Yeah.
Yeah, he more sort of like takes on some of the characteristics of the thing that he's just
inhaled, right?
He doesn't become, he's not like Mr. Mime from Pokemon, who I would also like to hit with
lead pipe.
Yeah, you get that one for free.
It's a great one. In the Pokemon movie, Detective Pikachu, not sure if anyone's seen that.
Filmed on 35mm film, that movie. It's a fun bit of trivia for you.
There they have a... There is a Mr. Mime character in that.
There is a Mr. Mime in Detective Pikachu, and they represent that by having a normal person,
but with the little Mr. Mime in Detective Pikachu and they represent that by having a normal person but with the little Mr. Mime button eyes in place of where their eyes normally are and it's
fucked up and I don't like looking at it. That's terrified. That's terrific.
that or a Mr. Mime. Sorry, did I mean. Jesus for fuck sake. Get your shit sorted. They also have a Mr. Mime. And for whatever. They also remember from, their and I, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they're. And it's they they're. They they're. They they're. They they're. They're. They're. They're. They're they're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're they. They're they're they're they're they're they they're they they they they they they also. They they also. They they also. They they also. They Twitter or whatever he's Italian-American.
Quite hairy. I don't recall that. It's the classic, listen, maybe the French are known for it,
but as a 25% Italian man, let me say, the Italians did it better.
At some point in that movie, I think Pikachu has a knife, which is a very funny idea to me
that you could arm a Pokemon.
It's a really good way of dealing with like a franchise.
I think it's pretty cool.
Like I like that they went for it.
Yeah, it's good.
And it's clear that like nothing in this could become, uh, well, the like side step.
the like, can never become canon. So it's much fun with this possible, you know?
Give him a givem a gun.
We should give Lucy a gun in a non-cannon episode.
You just like to get my house in the states.
Yeah, true.
All right, I also have Crash Bandicoot.
He's a terrifying beast to me.
He was on my list as well.
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vital goods, you know, books, medical supplies, so on. You know, oh poor crash
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She stood up for Crash Bandakoo. She said, go easy on him. He has ADHD. But he needs an
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He's also stealing Australian valor.
He is.
Isn't he Australian?
He doesn't.
He's not a real Australian.
In name.
He's an Australian in name only.
He doesn't have the demeanor or the behaviors of an Australian man.
Do people steal Australian valor.
Just a thing? Well, just crushed Bandicoot. Just vaguely Australian.
Oh, and the character, Robert Muldoon in Jurassic Park, who for some reason people claim
that he's an Australian character, he isn't.
And finally, kind of capping us off here, the Navigator's Head from Monkey Island
One. Now if you haven't seen it I would I would encourage you
to type in, navigate his head Monkey Island and look at the image tab there.
He's a horrible little severed shrunken head that you get from a voodoo tribe.
He might help you navigate the unknowable caverns of hell to reach the ghost ship of Lechuk. No slo-
No spoilers for it.
Ben I'd love to reach the ghost ship of Lechuk. No spoilers for it. 1998-3.
Yeah, Monkey Aunt.
Ben, I'd love to do a stream.
You and I, old adventure games.
That would be great.
Yes, please.
It's, hmm.
I just hate the way he looks at me.
Okay.
And you could really, you could popped up on my Mac. Yeah, you gotta stack that bad
boy on a tea and kind of, yeah, fwap him off into the depths of magma.
Yeah, fwap him off indeed. Absolutely. Into sheer ecstasy.
Getting fwapped off by fear. All right, Trevor. What do you got for us? Okay, so I went a little more, I like, I really thought about people that I would like
to beat up with a lead pipe, and I ended up going a little more obscure with it, so I hope
that's okay.
Absolutely.
So my first choice, actually, Ben, you might know this person because of what you said,
I would like to beat with a lead pipe the adoring fan from the Elder Scrolls Oblivion. Absolutely, I believe it's a small Bosma, I think.
And he's annoying his shit.
I hate it so much.
If you've ever seen the adoring fan, one of the funniest sweets I've ever seen was
someone saying that that MK Ultra Money guy who's very annoying on Twitter looks
like the adoring fan.
He does. It's like the best possible own I could think. I'm looking at a blonde foe-hawk.
Yeah, I'm looking at him right now, don't care for it.
It's not good.
Awful.
And he wants to join your party and he's useless.
Imagine the worst person on earth in your entire life.
Now imagine he had a super power which was locking your attention,
completely forcibly. So if you the the opposite direction, you have to swing 165 degrees.
Entire viewpoint uncontrollably to lock square on his face.
Yeah, you have to, it delivers you in the worst fucking voice available.
Just disgusting words.
I hate him.
I learned looking into this character that if you kill him, perfectly understandable if you choose to do so, he respawns after three days.
Yeah, I'll say he's a vital MPC.
Jesus Christ.
He's a vital MPC.
He's such a coward's move.
Yeah, he's terrible.
Yeah, he's terrible.
I feel like all the hate Navi gets from the legend of Zelda games.
Yeah, 100%. My second pick is, so this is real out there,
but it's something that was very near and dear to my heart. I'm a big fan of the Final Fantasy
MMO, Final Fantasy 14. I played a lot of it. Very, very good. Probably my favorite
final fantasy game. There's a weird NPC that shows up in the worst part of the game, which is like the mid-patch
area between the game rebooting, sort of like kind of after its first horrible start,
it rebooted entirely and made a whole new game famously.
And that's kind of interesting, it's called a realm reborn.
And then the patch in between had to stretch out because they didn't have a new game
because they just made a whole other one, so they didn't have an expansion pack and so they had to scramble. And
so it's just like horrible quests. And the one quest you get, a number of quests you get
is from this guy named H.O.R.Y. Boulder. He is a... Yeah. Okay, I can't stand.
I think that's a syndrome that, um, that that guy that got the coronavirus vaccine?
Yeah, no, that's right.
Is that Nikki Menage's cousins?
We've got horriboulders, yeah.
Yeah, and honestly, you know, you don't want to have that happen.
He has the worst hair.
It's like this... That's unpleasant. He's got Trump's hair. It does look a lot like Donald Trump.
He, um...
Imagine, there's nothing good about him. Imagine Ginger Donald Trump.
Why does his head look like that? With a dangly earring wearing one of like the, the big suits from Warhammer 40K. And you got this guy. Yeah. It's awful. It's hen, hea. He's hea. He's hea. he's he's like. he's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like he he's like he's like he he he he he he th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. he's he's he's he's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thee the the thi the thi the thi the the the the the the th Warhammer 40K. And you got this guy. Yeah. It's awful.
He's awful.
And he just keeps hanging around.
So like, there's all sorts of stuff, like what is Horry Boulder's armor?
What is he doing?
Horry Boulder after losing a duel with you?
He just hangs around with his friend and like drinks beer and exists and gives you, gives you quests.
And like I remember he is a, he's just there and I was playing with a friend of mine,
my friend Andrew who they were, they were playing through Final Fantasy 14 with me until they lost interest.
And I remember at this point we were like, we were in the right, like the sort of hub area
where you had to get your quest from Horry Boulder and they were like, God damn it, like I'll take one more
quest from Horry Boulder, I think I'm done with this game.
I was like, I get it.
I get it, this guy's insufferable.
Um, and like a weed dealer that kind of like like mean to him because he's the guy that actually brings you your goods.
Yeah, you're not going to get, you're not going to get to the good part of the game if you don't talk to Horry Boulder a bunch.
It's a real moral kind of thing.
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And finally this is this is a problematic pick I'm willing to take the hit.
I don't I didn't pick this person because she's a woman.
Interesting. Great stop. Okay, I did pick this person because just backtrack immediately. Oh, they're upset.
Uh, Natalia from double from the G Golden Eye, from the N64 Golden Eye.
Okay. Who is the most irritating NPC to usher around a map of all time,
constantly clipping through walls, getting shot by people, not hiding when you tell her to hide, following you into rooms.
Yeah, we've all had a girlfriend like that.
Stop it. Stop clipping through that wall.
But my girlfriend, Joe Biden.
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He like trained his gun on Natalia.
Like, oh, what if I kill her now?
Like, if you did that, you'd lose the mission.
You can't do that.
But like, his dad like freaked out.
He was like, don't do it.
He was like, I think do not commit a cyber crime.
Don't.
For some reason that like the energy of that immediately reminded of,
probably that tweet, the guy,
pissing off his uncle during Super Bowl when the horses do the kneeling thing
by telling him that the horses are kneeling towards Mecca? No, don't say that. Don't say that. There's something strangely pure about getting very
upset by the idea of your kid. What kind of the... It was... I mean like we definitely all, I'm sure we've all
had that experience. Like you're saying,trev when you're 13 and edgy you know
I remember playing a game called a soldier of
Fortune
Solo fortune to double helix. Yeah, that's the one where you can like despicably like
Yeah, just absolutely they're head apart and stuff. You could just remember people joint by joint.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I remember playing that and just like dissecting people.
And then you saw after a bit you're like,
probably not meant to be doing this really.
Yeah, and your mom kind of walks in and goes, poor man, okay.
He's fine, mom.
I feel like those games are only made so that you shoot them in the crotch. I think that's like they only they make it they do the rest of give
it cover but they're like no one's gonna do anything but shoot them in the
crotch. Yeah it's like those are the sniper games that have yeah. Fully
fully molded testicles but they draw the line that having a penis in very funny kind of like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to kind of think about the confluence of like cultural standards and
moors that allows you to show two beautifully rendered testicles in x-ray vision with like
veins and stuff coming off into their body, getting popped by a, you know, a 308 round,
but you cannot show their penis. You can't put a glands in there.
You can't put a glands in there. You can't put a glan. They've got to turned on that.
No glans.
That gets you derated in Australia.
They have testies on one side and they have glands on the other and they're trying to find
where they sit on the line of what they're comfortable with. Never the twade shall me. No, you're not even. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th thin, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, th. th. the th. th. they're they're the, their, it, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to get their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to get to to get to to get to get to get to to get to get to get their to get my, those are the three I came up with. I'm glad that you started
with a more sort of like a banger cast though, Theo. I think that was a good choice.
Oh, just you want. Oh, no, that was beautiful. Thank you. Ben, what do you got? I have got,
and I might have done this before, maybe, but a scamp from any of the Elder Scrolls games. Actually, no, specifically the Moroins scamps, I think I would absolutely love to
fucking demolish one of those horrible little dances, yeah, screams at me.
Running at you with its arms up, like fucking Bella Legosy, just going,
awful creature.
I asked a friend of mine, it just reminded me, I needed to tell someone this. I asked a friend of mine, they, they're they're they're they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're they're they're their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their, their. their, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the. thea, theat, theole.e. the. theole, the. theole, the. the. theolou, the. tell someone this, I asked a friend of mine, they're going to the, they're going to the Royal Ball in Austria.
And they're doing it by way of, they just emailed the Austrian embassy and kept asking for tickets
and eventually they sold them to her.
What?
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Yeah, no, it's sweet.
No, no, no, no, no critique of what she's doing there.
But I said maybe she'll meet like a Dracula there at the ball.
And she said, she said, I really hope I meet a Dracula.
I would marry any of them.
And I was like, would you marry Nosferatu?
And I was like, well, that's even worse than the other one I was going to ask you, which is Bella
Ligosey.
And I found out that she would definitely marry Bella Ligosi.
I mean, I, the like 1920s, no, like a couch you could sit on.
Yeah, or is that a, what's his name, it plays him in the 20s, twe, th. Now Bella goes he's sort of more like a couch. Like a nice couch you could sit on. Yeah.
Or is that, what's his name, who plays him in the 20s?
Very pointy.
Max Shrek?
Yeah, very pointy individual.
He is thrumming with erotic energy though.
He's yeah, he's walking around the room.
You've always like, you know, even a good arbiter of erotic energy.
That's mainly what I do. I spend a lot of time on the internet being like, erotic, not
erotic, a little bit erotic, but only sometimes.
You're like the art decider again.
The erotic decider.
Oh god, yeah, yeah, that's my other thing that I do.
You can tag me in that anytime erotic decider. My second entry was Crash Bandicoot as well. Love to hear your reasons.
Just love to see him shoving a big wamper fruit or whatever they called into his mouth
and then at that exact moment getting him right in their head.
Spin away from this, dickhead.
He fucking shoes but no shirt. Awful creature.
Or he jorts.
It means he could go into any convenience store though.
It is true.
You can't legally stop me from coming in, bro.
Where's the sign?
Yeah.
He wouldn't wear a mask.
That's slippy and peppy from LyLat Wars.
Oh, I had a slippy toed on my list.
Yeah.
You said that was from Lylat Wars.
That's such an interesting, like,
It's that's a spin-off of Star Fox.
It's not even like, you've picked a particular.
Well, it's the one that I played.
I think.
I think, that was the one that was on 64.
I think that was Star Fox 64. I also think it was Starfax 64. Oh no, it was called Lylaat Wars.
Where was it called? Oh, in PAL it was called Lylat Wars.
Wow. There's indicated. Vindicated at last. Wow, that's a
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Ben's putting the rumble pack on his balls just really zoning out and all of a sudden
sliippy is just panicking and yelling in his ear. Get out of Slippy.
Not really destroying his vibe.
Yeah, like I know I'm dying.
Not erotic.
Who appears to die at the start of StarFox 64
where they're like, oh,
that's the dual vowel role bit, isn't it?
That became famous.
Yeah.
That's when Falco, like,
unless you shoot all the things behind it behind him and it can be pretty tough in in the first level he he seems to die but he comes back at a pivotal moment and then it
just comes back last thing I had to my list is beetle from the Zelda franchise
good call great real, fucking turd. Fuck, that reminds.
Can I add one to this?
Because it was on my list and I forgot.
I'm going to take one from my list.
Beetle first, though, because he is...
It's just quite irritating.
Don't ruin my list, Theo.
And he's always got...
Oh, you've got the list.
Do you've always got also known as Terry?
I did not know that.
It's a much funnier name.
Hi, I'm Terry. Less, yeah.
Would you like some magic beans?
Maybe? Oh, they don't grow for seven years.
Fuck off.
I'll just wait for a while.
Would you like to go through yours so we can make sure that Theo is not going to steal your thiiii the the the the the the the the the the to to to to the to to to to to to the the to the to the the the the the the. Fuck off! I'll just leave for a while.
Would you like to go through yours so we can make sure that Theo's not going to steal
your thunder?
Yes, um...
It would.
It would.
It would start off with a typical.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Foul mouth, little rascal.
Yep.
Can't tell what the fuck you're saying. angry at me. I would love to just know what kind of pipe feel I'm getting when I'm hitting cubit.
How many bones are in that guy?
You know?
I think it's just one bone.
Yeah.
I think he's like, he's like 90% skull.
Yeah, and then his trunk is cartilaginous I think.
So that would feel quite nice. I would say his feet probably are too, with maybe some harder, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.e.e.e.e. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. quite nice. Okay. I would say his feet probably are too with maybe some like hard
Like harder elements on the bottom, but I think there's only one bone
See I was thinking like the among us guy post death with just like one bone pointing pointing upwards
Yeah, okay? Yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, get out of here Kubert stop yelling at me in your foreign language. I did have Slippy Toad.
I've got tingled from Zelda.
Also because Andrew thinks he's foreign.
Yeah, there we go.
Tingle from Zelda.
That's one.
Everything about this guy, his drink.
Yeah, he's a horrible man that dresses up like a elf.
Oh, yeah. Jesus.
Has huge pervert energy.
A red nose meaning he's constantly drunk.
Yep.
Yeah.
He's like co-alantly stealing your rupees.
And then like tries to show, like entice children into his shop with a map or something? So yeah, I would love to go to town on that guy, just really lay into him.
And the final entry on my list is Baby Mario Mario.
I'll take that.
Baby Mario, no mustache so he immediately loses his charm, but also that's the main appeal
of Mario, the mustache. You're not wrong. Yeah, like very, like very, uh, very, but also that's the main appeal of Mario the
mustache. You're not wrong. Yeah, like a very just super annoying character in
Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island. Stop crying at me. I'm doing my best. I'm not your guardian.
You know, I didn't I didn't ask to look up on yourself as Yoshi. I'm just trying to help out and what are you doing where where I have a little countdown time I get over here
I'm trying to deal with stuff try to deal with things on my island yeah you know I've got eggs delay yeah pop
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Nothing but bones.
And they're big, too.
So you'd hit that once.
It'd be like xylophone.
Dolphages.
Yeah, what about a great name?
What about the robot from Chrono Trigger?
Oh, Gato., I had his name.
Oh, Gato.
My name is Gato.
He says, they call me Gato.
I have metal joints.
Beat me up and earn 15 silver points.
Okay.
And then he gets angry at you if you don't do it right.
He's a little pain pig.
Yeah, God, he'd do so well on Twitter.
Yeah, he, he'd do so well on Twitter. Oh, God, he'd really would. I'll pay you.
And Lucy is not here with us currently,
but she did want to say that she mainly wants
to hit Clap Trap from Borderlands.
And I can't believe that this hasn't come up yet.
The wise cracking robot.
It's on a wheel.
It's on a wheel.
Played by Jack Black in the movie. This is what, this is what Gearbox thinks is funny.
You're wrong, it's not funny.
It's not, it's not cute.
Combined, it's not smart.
Combining the worst elements of a robot and a clown.
Hmm.
Huh.
Huh.
Well, I think that's it for us for this episode.
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Oh, thanks for having me.
I love being on Buntavista.
It's been a while.
It remains one of my favorite shows to come on.
I'm sorry, it has been over 200 episodes since the last time.
Well, that's on us for making that many.
That's true.
That's true. We all thought you would it, but yeah. Yeah, making 225 episodes of a podcast in the main stream.
It's just Phil's errant.
Yeah.
224.
I mean, you have a billboard up now.
You're encouraging people to enjoy their time on the road.
You're helping stop, if you think about it, you're helping stop needless road.
the needless road.
That's the road.
It's the sleepiest podcast that Australia has to offer.
You can find Trevor on Twitter at Hegelbon.
You can listen to No Cartridge on iTunes and Spotify and all those places.
There's episodes with Andrew and Theo. I haven't had you yet on Ben, but I will happily.
I have had Lucy on.
There you go.
Oh yeah, you don't like podcasting, right.
But yeah, no, I've had the three other members, the non-Ben members as as they're often called
of Buntivista on the podcast.
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Which I did during this episode.
Me too.
Well, thank you.
I didn't.
I'm sorry.
You probably should.
Yeah, it seems like.
It's kind of contractual.
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Everybody else can order it from Amazon. Get your hand. That's great the Australians. I'll tell Australians to go look there because I I honestly have been telling everyone out of the US to go to Amazon because? the? the the the the the the the the the the the to? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooos. tooos. tooes. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the the the the the the they. they. they. they. tttel. tel. tel. the tel. to. to. It's to. It's to. It's to. I. I to. I to. I to. I to. I Australians. I'll tell Australians to go look there because I honestly have been telling everyone out of the US to go to Amazon because
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Is that but I'm glad Angus and Angus and Robertson? Yes. Yep, I got mine from Booktopia which as far as I know is not currently trying to destroy the lower middle class of the entire earth. Yeah. You go there about page, it's just says, book topia, our single goal is to destroy the
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Ah, this happens with every company.
Thank you for joining us, Trev.
Thanks for having me.
Go check out no cartridge.
And if you did, I guess, stop by the side of the road in Yazoo city and immediately
pull open an episode of the podcast and listen to the entire thing before taking off again.
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