Boonta Vista - EPISODE 282: Baleful Cleaverpig (Chopnotslop Remix)
Episode Date: January 26, 2023Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A flaming ghost train heading for the Austrian border, an abandoned miniature horse, a troublesome fish sauce factory, a TikTok gambling scheme, and the return o...f the RIPing Report. *** Outro: Where I'm Going (Chopnotslop Remix) - Thundercat & OG Ron C and the ChopStars *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista
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Welcome to Bntavista episode 282.
I am Andrew and I'm here in Los Angeles in the notably unsuccessful Buntavista Hype House.
Streaming the game Tunic on Twitch and talking to his viewers about how his depression
is his superpower. It's Theo. Hey, how you're going.
How many subscribers did you lose today?
Okay, so I lost three which takes me to zero. Right. So you guys aren't even following me from the from the main account.
Well, I get the notifications on my phone and they they're really distracting so I'm.
Yeah, so you can just like if you're just just follow me from the main... your stream.
Yeah.
Yeah, I also noticed that you un...
Unpublished, my stream from the Buntavista main one.
It says here for being too depressing.
Hmm.
Gotta keep it hype.
Yeah.
I think that's what I was...
Yeah, I mean,'m enjoying tuning. And I thought that that energy would be infectious
but turns out it isn't. They can't tell. Listeners can't tell. Fair enough. Adding a 14th ring
light to her rig and making another video about how dissociative identity disorder is real and she
has it. And all eight of her personalities are herself but four days apart, it's Lucy. We've got to normalize it. You know, we need to normalize this and me.
Normalize Lucy.
Normalize Lucy.
Can we please stop not normalizing Lucy?
What's the other thing for normalizing?
What's the antinating?
Weird.
We should othering Lucy.
Yeah.
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You're normal.
I'm normal and that's why I need 15 ringlights at all times.
You're so normal.
Lucy, have you received any legal advice about whether or not it's a good idea to offer
financial advice that you claim to have received during a live streamed seance?
No.
All right, and that's because you have not sought out any legal advice?
I'm on my grind. Well, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tha's tha's tha's the government's the government's the government's the government's the government's the government's the government's tha'a'eru na'eruica'eruica'eruante. thiauoomomomoomomoom' that's to be to bea'. I'm on my grind. Yeah, well that's true.
What's the government meant to say to that when you say,
a week and all you have to do is I'll DM you and I'll say, hey babe,
would you like to make five figures a week?
And you could jump on board, it's that easy.
Huh.
Were you going to see any that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money that money going to see any of that money here at the Hype House? No, no, that's all me because I'm I'm doing it. I'm the girl boss.
When you guys say I'll never make five figures a week,
etc. You know. Wow. It's a really powerful gesture that I'm sad was only captured largely by camera.
Finally, making his 137th post of the day to the CryptidWiki at Cryptids.fandem.com, it's Ben.
Ben, how exactly is this going to bring in any money for us?
Well, you know, it's not, you can't monetize it immediately, obviously, but you know,
we build up a fan base, we build up that loyalty.
And you know, eventually that'll just, that's money on the table.
It's money on the table.
It's about scale.
Yeah.
There are upwards of 70 active members in the crypted community and they're all ripe for monetization.
I mean, they all, I don't think any of them are really financially well off.
Or trusting enough to use their credit card on the internet.
They do have a lot of money in bags underneath their mattress.
Yeah.
And if we can get that into our pockets, that's money, baby.
Do you think we've missed a chance maybe to, to like, do some sort of crypted crypto kind of scam?
Cryptod. Cryptod. No. Yeah see it sounds like a good idea but without a good name I think it's getting
off the ground. Okay lots of consider really here in the here in the hype house that nobody ever approaches trying to get a photo of us. It's kind of sad. We've taken to just sort of, the true. Crip-it. to the trade-cip-cip. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to trip. Crip. Crip. Crip. Crip-cip-cip-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cry. Crip-c. Cripto to-c-crypt. Crypt. Cry. to-c. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the tr. trip-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cry. triptry. tripe. trip-c-c-c-cry. tripe. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. really. Here in the, uh, here in the hype house that nobody ever approaches trying to get a photo of us.
It's kind of sad. We've taken to just sort of, um,
putting lawn chairs outside the gates and hanging out there all day in the hopes that someone
comes by. I'm walking past the open blinds, nude, all day, every day,
nothing. Back and forth, pacing. Theo just looks like the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thoom. thoom. th, to to tha. thaughea. tooomea. tooombogen, tooombogen. tooombue. tooom. to to to to toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. the. the. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thauoooooooooooooooomooooomoombue. to pacing. Theo just looks like the, um, it looks like a nude version of the Michael Jordan cut out and home alone.
Just going around on a track, you know?
And you can see it if you want, but apparently, you know, nobody's, nobody's beating down our door.
Nobody's into these things, into this, these days.
Hey, um, Andrew.
Yeah. Do you know what else goes around on a track?
Huh. What? Trains.
They do. No way.
It's time for an edition of Trainly speaking.
We don't have a train- specific one. I could probably make one.
Do a little choo-choo. This is your conductor is baking.
This is your...
Dining cars now close.
Sounds like you should make it.
Maybe I will.
They're all over it. Geez.
All you've got to do is go to Google and type Train Sound Effect.
YouTube.
Public domain.
Creative comments.
No license.
No, don't bother with those.
If it's on the internet, it's free, basically.
We've all understood that to be the rule for a while, right?
Well that is, our podcast is released under, I believe, creative comments.
So if you just like reposted this onto your own feed, I don't think there's anything that we could do about it.
So I'm not suggesting this is a great business idea, but it is a business idea.
And it's also never come up as well. No one's ever pirated our show and
I think people have people have uploaded segments and, which obviously we have no issue with, because
we can't really be fucked doing it ourselves.
Yeah.
But it's like the default option when you upload something to SoundCloud is just like,
oh you're putting this up under Creative Commons?
Yeah.
But Vista is licensed under a Creative Commons license.
So you can't monetize it, but you can re-release it if you want.
Can you?
Yeah?
You can put it on Wikipedia then.
The entire podcast?
The entire podcast, creative comments.
Hold on, what's the specifics here?
Attribution, non-commercial, share-alike, 3.0, unported.
That is the type of license we are using.
You are free to copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format
If you wanted to make a TV show there was an animatic of this podcast
It had to be on free to wear you can't be making money off it, but yeah you could make an animation and draw us any way you like
You'd draw us really tall. You could draw us so round
You could draw us really tall. Yeah. You could draw us so round.
Imagine though if they drew you really tall, Lucy, really big, but they drew Thea really.
Really little. It's just a logical way to do it, I think.
You should have seen me in real life. You never apply that bit to specific people.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh boy, but the important thing is that you have to give appropriate credit when you
are remixing, transforming or building upon material. I think you could do that by maybe releasing
just our podcast but you have also edited yourself in as a fifth mic.
Oh my god, holy fuck.
That would be legal.
That would be legal to do.
You could just be like, huh.
So true, Andrew.
Oh, good one.
Oh, good one.
Oh, that's such a good idea.
I mean, not like good for any.
There's a use.
And no one would want that surely but you can and I encourage you to do so. Oh boy speaking of trains, yep from the Associated Press, burning German ghost train stopped near Austria
border. Yeah, probably fine. Yeah, to stop it or? Yeah, well I'm not super pro borders but if you got to stop
something at the border I would say a burning German ghost train, yeah up there. And if you gotta stop something at the border, I would say a burning German ghost train up there.
And if you have to stop a burning German ghost train
and you have to pick some arbitrary point to do it at,
may as well be the Austrian border.
Yeah, may as well.
I don't want any German ghosts.
Just thinking about all the German guys that have died.
Yeah, a lot of them unsavory types. Very unsavory. A lot of piss pigs in that group. Are we are, are we picturing
like, I don't know about anybody else, but German Ghost Train has a bit of a Scooby-Doo kind
of vibe to me. You think this is like the Scooby-Doo spooky coaster?
Yeah, the trade-it-struct?
The track is...
Flat-oh. Yeah, please waitthey say where they stopped it going backwards?
Flat-oh.
Yeah, please wait until it cleared the loop-doope before bringing it to a stop.
Okay, there's no loop-dy-loop on there.
Yeah, come on now, let's not fuck around about the spooky coaster.
Maybe there's swinging axes.
Maybe it's a joke to you.
It's clearly a, it's a mine-cart coaster, so it doesn't have loops. It's just that...
You're idiot.
The part where you go backwards, you got the cool part where you go into the vortex.
Let's talk more about the Scooby-Doo spooky coaster.
Can I ask a question?
On any of my recent visits to Brisbane have either of you endeavoured to take me on the
Scooby-doo spooky coaster?
Yeah, well then who's responsible for my the lack I know that is true. Yeah. I don't really like rides.
Who's responsible for my lack of knowledge about...
I don't, for the record.
Yeah.
Authorities in southern Germany say efforts to put out a fire on a train turned into a spectacular
chase early Friday after the driverless diesel engine began taking off
towards Austria of its own accord. So there's a ghost of the the the the the the the the the tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha train train train train it is a train it's train it's train it's train it's train train train train train. than. try. than' thaa thaa thaa thaa thaa thaa thaa thaa thaa to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be tooes. I tooes. I tooes. I tooes. I tooes. I t. I t. I t. I's t. I's than. I's toda. I's a te. te. te. te. te. te. try. te. te.a.a.a.a. te.a.a.a. te.a.a.a. today.a.a. It's. It's. It's towards Austria of its own accord. So there's a
ghost driving the train. Yeah the train itself is not a ghost of a train, it's
a real train. It's not full of ghosts. There is just a ghost driving in. Yes.
Okay. When I picture a spectacular chase, like say one of the ones filmed for the movie
Ronin, you know. I picture like some
twists and turns, people going around corners like made almost losing track of
the person. Spectacular chase doesn't really summon like something bound.
On rails yeah it's going east on National Route 1, still east.
It hasn't taken a turn yet.
But we'll know the second it does and also 20 minutes before it does.
And also we control where the turns are, because we have the track switches.
Yep.
Firefighters have been called, put out a train blaze.
That's cool. Put out a train blaze. That's cool. Put out a train
blaze near the village of Strauss at about 3 a.m. the Bavarian Red Cross said,
but shortly before they arrived the engine started moving downhill on the sloping track, picking
up speed as it rolled several kilometers toward the town of Freelising.
It's going straight for the town.
Put a pipe break on. Desard the town of Freelising. It's going straight for the town. They put a pipe break on.
Describing the concept of...
The train movement.
It moved down hill of its own accord,
it got faster as it went.
Yeah, that'll keep happening until...
Converting some mystery source of energy into kinetic energy.
I'm gonna be honest, the more detail we get about this makes it sound less like a ghost
is driving the train.
It makes it sound more like the train started rolling down the train.
More like us reading the story was a complete waste of our time and yours.
Yeah, it was kind of just kind of a headline and then moved on.
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That sounds funny.
Welcome to Brift on the headline for a while.
We like to establish when we're wasting your tongue.
And you can trim this out in your re-released creative contents version of this episode.
What you do is you have us saying the headline and then you go, hey, what's next?
And then you can cut straight to the next story.
If that's what you want to do.
Yeah, yeah.
Yep.
You can also chop and screw the show.
Oh my god.
You can make us say.
Chop not slop version.
I'm going to fucking.
I'm going to contact OG Ron and the Chop Stars and say, hey, can you do Bud DeVista Chop
Not Slop remix, please?
Purplus up.
I will pay you money.
OG Ron C.
A video posted online by the free listing volunteer firefighting company showed flames and smoke
pouring from the train as it swept through the town.
It's very dramatic phrasing they're using, swept through the town, taking off of its own
accord, it's rolling down a hill, come on.
Threatening the lives of the local community.
Doesn't even say how fast it was going, because it's just slowly moving?
I guess. I mean they like they're
being quite liberal with the phrasing here. We've sort of gone from started
moving downhill picking up some speed. It rolled several kilometers but then
the phrasing that we get is like swept through the town with firefighters in hot
pursuit. They're just running with their hose.
Hey, they're like, stop!
I can't reach!
With firefighters in hot pursuit, railway officials managed to switch the quote, ghost train, end quote.
You called it that. Yeah. On to a sidetrack near Freelacing Station
where it was stopped by a buffer before it could cross the border. The fire was
extinguished and nobody was injured. All right. Nothing to report really. Yeah.
I mean it was still a flaming train without anyone on board. It would have looked pretty cool.
I bet it looked fucking dope. Three in the morning. Oh, what's that noise? Oh. What's that the train? the train? train. the train. the the the the the f. the f. the f. the f. the the f. the the f. the the the the the f. the the the the the the the the train train train train train the the train train train train train train train train the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. train. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the th. the th. th. th. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train in the morning. Like oh what's that noise? Oh! Flaming train rolling
past the window. And yet no one in the front. Interesting. I wonder if it's a dog
driving it. I hope so. That'd be pretty funny. Oh Europeans. Get out of here with that shit, you know.
Just all of it. Everything you're doing. Get out of here with that shit, you know? Just all of it. Everything you're doing, get out of here.
Germans, one of the most notorious types of European.
And what's another kind that we simply hate to hear about?
It's the Dutch. It's time for Dutch watch.
Tell me, buddy. I'm from the NL Times.
This comes from the NL Times.
City Councilor will not be punished for abandoning Pony at Cafe.
What?
Pardon?
Well, as long as he's got a good reason.
Let's hear him out.
I feel like there's gonna be more to this than there was to the train story.
No, I think we've basically covered in the headline. You know what, let's move on?
Leavon.
Leaving a pony on a terrace of a cafe in Den Bosch,
by CDA councillor, Seurs Pardoy Pardoyle will have no effect on his position as
a council member announced CDA party of Maastriel in Gelderland in a statement on
Saturday. However, the council member will take a quote pause for reflection.
He's listening and learning. Uh-huh. Quote, it is a matter of finding a balance
between youthful recklessness and responsibility
of a representative of the people, the party said.
How old is this person?
I don't know, didn't look into it.
Well if we're going to attribute their recklessness with their pony.
I think this is a past incident is my understanding.
And also the Dutch lead very long lives due to their strong socialised health care system.
So they just are like elves with dandruff.
They have the best quality of life in the entire world according to an article that I saw earlier
today. At what cost?
Being Dutch. according to an article that I saw earlier today. At what cost?
Being done.
I really wonder how old this guy is.
It was explained in a statement that Parduil was not the initiator.
Still, the party is, quote, not at all happy about the action.
There was a, quote, solid conversation with the council member who the party believes could have taken responsibility. Quote, Padua took care of the little
horse in order to place it in a petting zoo with one of his friends, the statement
said. The little horse. It never came to this due to the unwise decision of the Jew to first visit the hospitality industry in the city center with the horse.
What?
So they got a horse.
Yeah, a pony.
And they were like, yeah, a small horse.
And they said, hey, we are going to raise this horse and give it to a petting suit.
Yeah, but first I gotta head on down to the red light district and get my dick sucked.
The horse could stay outside.
The pony was left on a terrace on Monday and had also been in a pub that day.
It was brought the pony to the pub.
That is the fucking dream though.
Like obviously I'm sure there are logistical issues involved with that.
Yeah.
But hang out.
There's some horse.
I was like, you stay there.
Going in the pokey's room.
You're not allowed in here.
Everywhere else though, fair game.
Everyone thinks it's really cool when you bring a dog to the pub. Yeah, people love that.
The little horse was being petted and fed while loud party music was playing.
That's a beautiful scene.
Dicad-Dic-Din, Dicad-Dic-Din, Dicand, Dicand?
Do you think the horse was into the music or not?
Do you have a sense of rhythm?
Hors' notorious lovers of loud noises, right?
Yeah, they love to be startled.
Ah!
There's the beat there, the owner of the pub told
Omrup Brabant that she immediately sent the pony outside when she noticed the animal.
Get out of here!
The pony was picked up by the animal ambulance that evening after it was left behind.
That's some rigid scary shit. It sounds like she the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th the the theoueoun't th thii thi thi thi thi theoup theoup theouseouseouseousaused they they thoososusususus love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the animal ambulance that evening after it was left behind. That's some rigid scary shit.
It sounds like she put the pony outside.
And maybe the guy was just away.
Maybe this guy just got too drunk and forgot his pony.
Come back the next day and it's gone.
We've all been there, you know?
According to the faction, Pardoel was very shocked. Quote, he regretted that he has inadvertently put local politics, the
municipal council of Matsuriol and especially his Shida group in the wrong
light, the party said. He believes that, quote, there is something to do and
that he must take responsibility. Hence the reflection period during which
Padoll will receive coaching and support. Oh he's got enough therapy to reflect and learn.
You're going to fuck up by giving him a therapy horse?
I reckon they're going to coach him.
Hey, remember the horse next time or don't bring it in the first place.
I'm defending it. He bought the pony to the pub for a nice time and he just forgot it. He forgot it. I think that they're just going to give him a them them them them them them the the the them the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the to their their their their their their toe. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to their to their their their their to the pub for a nice time and he just forgot it.
I think that they're just going to give him a leash.
Yeah.
Just pop it on the horse, say, hey, put this around your wrist.
Just hang on to it.
It's said an alarm. It's like, don't forget the pony.
Hey, remember that pony you bought in here?
You got to take that home.
Look to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your the the that home. Look to your left. Look to your right. If neither of those people is a pony,
you have forgotten your pony.
Go back, get the pony.
You don't want anything bad to happen to your pony, folks.
You don't want any traumas to befall it,
and you certainly don't want anything fatal to happen to your pony.
It's time for the return of the dreaded ripping
report.
I'm itching for another edition of the Ripping Report.
That's right. It's time for everyone's favorite segment where we recount tragic freak accident
deaths from the last fortnight.
Here we go.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, audience, audience gone crazy.
I love this one.
A 72-year-old woman and a 77-year-old man in Elizabeth Town, Kentucky, both died
when strong winds toppled the sign for a Denny's
which fell into their car and crushed it.
Crushed the death by a Denny's sign.
Now when I first put this in the notes, it was just the woman who had died, but the man succumbed
to his injuries later. Oh no. Yeah, married, married couple.
Killed by the Denny's sign together, that's how they would have wanted their their their their their their their their their they would their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their Killed by the Denny's sign together.
That's how they would have wanted to go. I hope they got their Denny's first.
Oh yeah, it'd be a real shame if they'd only just got there. Yeah.
Fuck. A 30-year-old man died just south of Wichita, Kansas while traveling as the passenger in a truck
when a dog stood on a rifle in
the tray of the truck causing it to fire and shoot him in the back.
Oh my god! The dog shot him, yeah.
Yeah. That dog knew what he was doing. I probably wouldn't just like store a loose gun in the tray.
In the tray. The dog, yeah, With the dog, presumably his dog in the tray.
Yeah, I believe it was his dog. It's a real trouble-brilean situation. It is, yeah. I only have one
more here because if you don't really want this one to drag on, a 61-year-old butcher working at
a slaughterhouse in Hong Kong, died after a pig he had used a stun gun on,
regained consciousness, and then he was stabbed by his own meat cleaver in the ensuing
struggle.
Well, well, yeah.
Nice Petard.
Yeah.
Would be real shame if you were to be hoisted on it.
Yeah. 40 centimeter meat cleaver is the description in the story that I read.
That is a big fucking cleaver.
Yeah.
That's, I don't know.
It's big.
Yeah.
Pig got it back.
Pig got him.
Yeah.
Real, um.
I wouldn't think the pig would be able to grip it just personally.
Well, held in his mouth, I think. Swung it around.
Yeah.
That's a dark soul's ass enemy.
Pig with a meat cleaver pig.
Bailful cleaver pig.
And that concludes the ripping report.
Thanks Ben.
You're welcome. I'm still stuck on that fucking the ripping report. Thanks Ben. You're welcome.
I'm still stuck on that fucking Denny's sign.
It's very unfortunate.
That's a real final destination thing.
So is the dog with the rifle.
Yeah. You just wouldn't expect it.
They're all pretty fantastic.
I don't know if I use the word fantastic.
You're driving your, uh, your You're driving your pickup truck.
As an American would say, yeah.
Last thing you'd expecting, first thing would be to run off, be run off the road by people
who want to go 40 over the speed limit.
That's right, yeah, which is legal by the way.
The speed limit is sort of a suggestion.
It's the flaw of the speed your car can go.
Twitter.
Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. iron Randy. Check out.
They had the conversations with people for the last couple of days.
Mainly Americans. Just go online and suggest that Americans should go to speed limit even in the passing lane.
They've got a passing lane. That's a fucking luxury.
You try driving from from Mackay to Rockampton. Yeah. Oh boy,
Hong Kong slaughterhouse. I know it smells crazy. Oh, don't. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a slaughterhouse.
Folks, it's time for another installment of the segment that Theo's definitely
done a theme for and he's going to play it now. Yeah, I'm doing it.
Smells that make you go, hmm. I for and he's going to play it now. Yeah, I'm doing it.
Smells that make you go, hmm. I'm just very, very busy.
He's going through a rough time. There's a lot of tantrums going on at the moment.
Yeah, he switched off the Plex server last night so didn't get to watch my movies.
Now that was just, now that's that's just juvenileillue. That's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's that's just juvenile exploration. Yeah, but he did...
Are you saying the rest of his behavior is vindictive? He did 100% walk up to the
PowerPoint on the wall and went, well time to turn this off.
Hey Uncle Ben. Fuck you.
Uh smells that make you go, hmm, sent into us by listener Liam.
Liam, thank you, Liam.
Thanks.
Thank you, Liam.
It's come to some CBC via beloved Liam.
Revelations about abandoned fish source plant spark community concern at meeting in St. Mary's. That's the found footage horror movie that you really need smell of vision for.
Yeah, I think. The abandoned fish sauce plant.
Revelations about I am listening.
There's a joke in there about the smell of a nunnery, but...
Cheyenne Heinz attended school in St. Mary's on Newfoundland's Avalon Peninsula, not far from a long-shuttered fish sauce plant.
There were times... Beautiful series of words, long-shuttered fish sauce plant.
Yeah, that's the old fish sauce plant. No one one goes in no one comes out. When the
wind turns south and ghosts of the past visit. That's a typical Canadian
accent as well. I wasn't really listening as to where this was.
Having a look at the piano music for the place he inserted the blade by
Black Country Neurah. Jesus fucking Christ close whatever tabs you have that are this.
But don't close these ones.
There, yeah.
There were times that that wasn't a great combination.
Quote, I'm a graduate from the school just up here,
done Memorial Academy.
And there were days in our gym class where we could barely breathe because of the smell when we were outside,
Heinz said. I'm... I'm...
I'm...
The smell out of a shuddered fish sauce plan.
It's a ride-off, right? It's like a petrol station.
It has to be rehabilitated for five years or something.
Residents have been asking for years to have rotting fish sauce in the derelict building
at the edge of St. Mary's Bay cleaned up.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Oh.
Heinz was one of about 70 people who attended a meeting at the town hall on Friday afternoon.
Please.
That's so many people for it.
Handing out, uh, handing out pegs.
So people coming in. Pop them on the nose.
Council called the meeting in the wake of a CBC Investigates story that uncovered six-year-old Environment Canada testing results on effluent from the abandoned facility.
Federal inspectors visited the site in late 2016 after receiving reports of liquid waste from the building flowing into the ocean.
Yeah. A pipe was immediately sealed to stop it from entering the water. That's
the end of that. Solving the problem once and for all. Yep. When tested in a
laboratory, the effluent killed all fish within 15 minutes and was described as
quote, acutely lethal to fish.
That's the fucking fish version of that lethal to all babies bone broth thing.
CBC News recently obtained those environment Canada test results through an access to information request after a weight of nearly four years.
You know, you get to it when you get to it. I mean what was the, well four years ago were they like hey is the toxic fish source
lethal to fish while the Canadian government is like we'll never tell four years
later like yes ah okay. That information cannot be released on account of it might make us look really bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The mayor says he was not aware of those findings and neither was anyone else in the community
of 309 people.
70 out of 309 people turned up to the town meeting about this.
It said it's really stinky.
Yeah.
Hey, you know how it fucking reeks here? Are we doing anything about it? Maybe we're about to do
something about it. Sorry. Kind of sucks to live here. Been too Canadian for
saving. It's fine. No it's actually it's fine. It's fine. Sorry for complaining. No I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you feel bad. It's the one time you like truly understand single issue voters. Like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, th we we we, hey, hey, hey, th we, hey, th we, th we, th we, th we, th we, th we time you truly understand single issue voters.
Hey, should we vote against the fucking fish stink?
Yeah.
But now the townspeople want the problem dealt with.
Once and for all.
I thought that's what sealing the pipe up did.
Quite.
We don't think that our small town should not be responsible for any of the cleanup.
Wait.
No.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold up.
We don't want to be.
Yeah, I think they're saying they should be responsible.
Yeah.
It's a real whoever smelted, dealt it situation.
Yeah, I think Mayor Steve Ryan is trying to pull a bit of a bit of a
double negative trick on the town's trick. It's a classic Mayor's trick. It's
not our first time on the Mayor's Beak. It's not even our first time on the Mayor
the Mayor's the first time on the Mayor of investigating a bad smell
Canadian Mayor powerless to stop bad smell left by disappeared
business. Yeah we've done this before. A focus at Friday's Town Hall was on what
the Newfoundland and Labrador government could do to help. Now that's just
fund a picture. Come on. That's true dogs. Oh, that's true. They shouldn't be in a government.
It's like an airbud situation. A mere bud situation if you will.
Fuck. It is like that. Unless you're American and then you wouldn't say that word that way.
What would you say mayor?
Meor?
Do they?
Some of them do.
Yeah.
Well, I'd say Mayor, Bud and it'd be pretty funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, there's nothing in the town's bylaws that say a Labrador and a Newfoundland
copy mayor and co-mair.
Together.
Probably deputy mayor.
No, I think they respect each other a lot and they want to live together.
They're on equal footing. Yeah.
In unfortunate news, they did investigate the shuddered fish sauce plant and sadly they ate some of the fetid matter there and had to be put down. I think it's a fun idea to introduce the cute, adorable concept of dogs who are co-mayers
and then immediately kill them.
Oh, wouldn't that be darling?
Well, guess what?
They died.
Improv, baby.
I think our listeners require that kind of realism applied.
They wanted to know why they weren't eating the fetid fish sauce otherwise.
Yeah. Several people at the meeting asked why the Premier wasn't there. On Thursday,
CBC Radio Canada asked Premier Andrew Fury, yes. Whether the province is
going to do anything to help the people of St. Mary's.
Fury did not provide a concrete solution but committed to at least look for answers going forward.
That's so brave. Yeah. That's so brave.
Yeah.
That's so brave.
I would love to be part of developing a view
to contributing to a solution to this problem in the future.
Yeah, no solutions at this point.
We're still in the brainstorming part of this.
No bad ideas.
Or any ideas.
But we are committing to having some soon.
We're certainly willing to sit down with all different levels of government and agencies,
Fury said, after a funding announcement for an unrelated infrastructure project in Placentia.
You live where?
Another very stinky town.
We got more important smells down in placentia actually.
As you know, it's not straightforward. It's quite complex to seek resolution.
So we're happy to work with agencies involved, other levels of government involved and private
citizens to resolve the issue for those that impact it.
You've said nothing. You didn't say anything in like three sentences at this point.
I think it is relatively straightforward.
Get a guy with a wet, dry vacuum cleaner.
Clean it up.
Yeah.
It spend a fucking dual working bee afternoon.
Put on a case of beers for everyone.
Smash it out. A peg for every man.
Send in Luigi with his ghost vacuum. If it works on ectoplasm,
it works on rotting fish waste. That's right, yeah. Go in there and throw down a couple of
buckets of sawdust. Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like it's, like we have devised ways through
the power of human civilization of getting a liquid from one place to another place. We have the technology.
We do.
On Friday, provincial environment minister Bernard Davis
put the focus on the owner of the property.
The company dissolved 17 years ago.
Hmm.
You just left it there.
Quote, there's three departments in government
that are working to track down this individual
and to ensure this individual is, as we've always said, polluters pay, Davis told reporters
in St. John's.
Good fucking luck.
Yeah.
So what happens if you do actually find the person whose company collapsed 17 years ago?
Probably not?
And he probably doesn't want to clean it up either.
Probably not. You've found this guy living under an assumed name on a beach in Thailand.
They'll be like, um, here's a fish source problem in Labrador from two decades ago?
Can you just nip back on over there and suck that shit up? It's not going to happen. Yeah, he's already thrown that phone in the ocean. Yeah, a new number, new life.
Yeah. It's gone to Tunisia. He'll never find him. He's in the dunes now. He's eat prey-loving.
Lucy, when you think of Tunisia, this is and you were like man that guy's having a time
of his life eating pasta in Tunisia. He's having some red wine. He's having some
of the Tunisian Dolchetto. You've got to try the ravioli in Tunisia. It will never be the same again.
I'm just picturing a very sweaty, confused guy going,
Gelato, gelato.
Fuck, it's hot.
It's really hot.
I did not pack for this weather.
Where is the canal?
Oh, boy.
If they've got an issue that they haven't cleaned up, they have to clean it up.
That's where we're going to be continuing our focus on that individual, finding that individual
to fix this problem they've created.
Good fucking luck.
Going into the dudes.
Also, like I get that there is probably one person at the top of the ownership chain, maybe.
But it's not like this was a one man fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy the guy guy guy guy that guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy the guy guy guy guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy that the the the the the the top of the ownership chain, maybe. But it's not like this was a one-man operation.
No.
Like a one-man fish sauce plant.
We're going to find a guy that did this.
I think you might have to fix it anyway.
You kind of just be like, well, I can't find a guy who did it, so.
Yeah.
Johnny Fish sources disappeared.
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they've never encountered a situation where there's the rules and then somebody's just sort of sidestepped them?
Yeah, they're hands strong to clean that up before you leave.
This guy has an exhibited personal responsibility. Have you tried asking him?
He knows he's in Canada.
But that's next on the block.
Next step saying, hey, come on now.
Please.
Hey.
We're just trying to find one guy.
I love that.
If we can find one guy, it's all going to be better.
He's the smell linchpin.
Tracking this one, I assume, a 70-year-old guy down.
Maybe it's environment minister Bernard Davis. Maybe it's that we're all trying to find the guy who did this situation.
Yeah. Let's not skip past the fact that this guy also has a dog name.
We're accumulating these at a rapid pace.
Bringing back this 70-year-old guy in a cop car, pulling up out the front of the fish sauce factory,
letting out and wait.
You're not leaving until it's done.
Yeah, hey, we're serious.
Yeah, you can't have any of our classic Canadian dessert unless you clean up the whole thing. Back in St. Mary's, the mayor says the focus now is on securing the site and working to find to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the to find the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp copp. the copp. the copp. the copp. the copp. the cop. the cop. the cop. the cop. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi.c. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiauu. thiole. thiole. the the whole thing. Back in St. Mary's, the mayor says the focus now is on securing the site and working to find a more
permanent solution by enlisting the aid of other levels of government. Do you
think it's dessert poutine? It's probably just like Tim Hortons or something.
Night Pancakes. If you're a Canadian right in and you can make up a dessert,
we will probably believe you.
Yeah, make sure to start your email title with sorry so we know which ones to look at.
Uh, Ryan said, quote, we want to clean up ASAP. No ifs, ands or buts.
Come on you you old man.
Is that sad?
Saying usually goes to your mind.
I would expect someone to say no ifs, buts or mabies.
Oh, really?
No, it's ifs, and or buts all the way.
This is a Queensland thing.
No, I don't think so.
Not just be a me thing.
But I mean, there might be there might the the the the have to vacuum it and remove it. I think an AND is perfectly
acceptable. This is going to be a complex, complex task. You've left room for him to give a maybe.
Hey, you're going to clean that up? Maybe. Maybe. Well, some dullchetto. We need a, we need a much more
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That's it. That's all I've got. None of those.
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Oh boy. Oh, the abandoned fish sauce factory. I know it smells crazy in that.
You know where else it smells crazy?
Flores.
The inside of a coffin. It's time for coffin watch.
I just sort of record.
I think that if the coffin's.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I just sort of record. I think that if the coffin smells really bad at the time of
the funeral, you should be getting your money back, but I would expect it to smell bad at some
point in the future. Yeah, and if it smells bad when you purchase the coffin before anything's
gone into it, bad coffin.
Probably a used coffin. Yeah, unless you're, bad coffin. Probably a used coffin.
Yeah, unless you're getting a substantial discount for a used coffin.
If it's refurbish, they have to tell you.
If the coffin's been in a crash, they have to disclose that.
This coffin's been written off so we can't ensure it.
That was hail damage to this coffin.
Uh, from WREX in Rockford, Illinois, the Racks.
God, that's the first time that's ever happened.
Corpse recovered after stolen Rockford Funeral Homes vehicle found in Chicago.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Miss!
Mm-hmm.
This one tickled you, buddy.
Uh-huh.
This one tickled you, buddy?
Ah, grad theft auto, real.
Bad boys, too, real.
I'm just trying to see real quick, let's see here, according to a website I discovered
called Google Maps.
So doing a cheeky 90 minute drive with somebody's dead body in the back of the car.
Maybe they didn't notice.
Well yeah, that's if you went straight there as well, if you had no other errands or
task to complete along the way. Which you probably did, because why just steal the car?
Yeah.
Probably stop for something to eat.
Yeah.
Probably.
Why wouldn't you?
According to Rockford Police Department, the body inside a stolen van, belonging to Collins and Stone
funeral home was located in Chicago Monday evening. Oh, so they didn't find the fare. Police told 13 wrecks
the corpse was found in the 8200 block of South Menasty. Oh they ditched the
corpse. It's too much hate. Spotted and went, oh!
Shit. Slide that bad boy out of there. Do you reckon they stopped and let it out?
Or do you think they like popped open the doors
while they were driving and...
Let her fly.
Kick it out of the back.
Pop open the back doors and then like take some enthusiastic corners.
At least that way you wouldn't have to touch it.
Rockford Police informed the public about the missing van on Sunday, which was found
in Chicago at a different location than the corpse. Man Man, the amount the amount the amount of the amount of the amount of the amount of the amount of they they they they the they the the they the the the the they are the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. tho. their th. th. th. they they're, they're, th. K. K. K. K. K. K. K, th. K, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. I I, thi. I, thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I t togu. I'm, togu. I'e. I'm, toge. I'm, tipe.K.K. I'e.K. I'm took, took, took, took, than the corpse. Oh man, the amount of stuff they're not saying in this, the level of detail they're not providing.
The corpse and the van were, how should we put this delicately, not together.
The corpse is found uninvanned.
Rockford Police Chief Carla Red confirmed on January 24th that the van was left running
and unlocked. Don't. Be doing that with where your bodies are. Lock them. Lock the doors. Take
the keys out of the ignition. Yeah, I'm only gone for a couple minutes, it's fine.
If you do that, you're saying, hey, you take thisthis corpse it's yours. I guess the corpse was gone by then though. Oh yeah corpse is somewhere
else. It's a it's a strange vibe to steal a van from a funeral home. Not assume
that there may be a corpse inside probably obviously realize it later.
To drive an hour and a half away, probably stopping a drive-through at
some point, then to get to Chicago say, oh wait a minute, look at this guy, slide
them out of the car and then drive to your destination and simply step out of
the running car and walk away. Oh! Oh! Oh! Sorry, this is a different story. Have we got an update or? So from
ABC 7 Chicago, Rockford, Illinois, funeral home director on probation prior to van body
theft show records. Oh. Why do you leave the body in the van? I feel like you should take that out straight away, like when you get home.
Like frozen food, you don't want to leave that in the back of the car.
Oh, God's gonna spoil.
Brandy Collins of Collins and Staring Funeral Home is on probation for unprofessional conduct
and failure to account for personal property.
The van was stolen Saturday with a deceased man in the cargo area, police said.
Van was found Sunday evening around 5.30 p.m. in Chicago in the 1400 block of East 87th Street near the border of Avalon Park in Calamant Heights.
Rockford Police said the body that was inside, which official said was in a bag and not a coffin, was still missing. Monday afternoon, shortly before 430 p., the male body was found in the 8200 block of South Manistee in the South Chicago neighborhood.
It was not immediately clear if the body was still in its bag.
I feel like most bodies you can tell whether they're in a bag or not.
Probably like on site, visual cues. I mean, you might be able to they're in a bag or not. Probably like on site, first sight, visual cues.
I mean, you might be able to if you're an expert.
Yeah.
What if it's a really gross body?
What if it's yucky and I don't want to go close?
It was probably pretty yacky by now.
Don't leave your corpses in the car.
Take them in.
If you're cold, if you're cold, if they're cold, if they're cold, if they're cold, if they're cold, the cold, the car. Take them inside. If you're cold, if they're cold, you're cold?
Bring them in? Don't leave the corpses in a hot car. No, it's fine. You put a little sign on
there so the car is on. If they're their car is their favorite music, which is a
middy cover of green sleeves. I think it was that the van was left running and unlocked when it was stolen, not when
they recovered.
Yes, otherwise, right.
So this guy's just gone.
Oh, free van.
Oh, the corpse inside.
Yes.
Oh, got a dip inside real quick.
That's the worst thing could happen.
Free van, but there is a cost.
Gross old guy.
This story closes out by saying,
Stay with 1-3 Rex for updates on this developing story,
both on air and online and via an Australian podcast.
Yeah, that's probably the best way to get updates about this. And to be honest, it's probably the only way you will ever get another update about it if
there is another one to be had.
That is true.
Anyway, here in the Buntivista Hype House, we love to stay abreast of the happenings
of social media.
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That's right, it's time for Tick Tock Watch. This comes from the Associated Press. Two Minnesota brothers investigated in tick-to-talk gambling scheme.
Oh no.
Brothers in crime.
People online love getting other people to gamble, don't they?
They do in America where like you kind of can't gamble like anywhere, except like in Vegas,
like sports betting stuff.
Yeah. I don't know, it's real fucking weird, but they've got all sorts of weird hairbrain schemes for getting around it.
Don't have dog fights over there?
No, no dog fights. No, well I mean they probably do. They probably got more dog fighting
than like anywhere else. I think they've, didn't they recently like just introduce the
apps? The apps. It used to have to go to Vegas, they've got their. their. their. their. their. their. to to their. their. to to their, their, to their, to to their, their, to, to, to, to, their, to, to, their, their, to, to, to, their, their, their, thog f. S. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, thoge. tho. tho. tho. togs. togs. togs. togs, togs, togs, togs, togs, togs, they've got on board they got all the apps now. Truzia to call a guy in Vegas named Smoky and say hey Smokey give me
50 on the Giants to win the good old day Super Bowl baby is that were you doing
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Yeah.
Maybe.
Anyway, that's whatever we were talking about for you.
Investigators in Minnesota are looking into allegations that two men have been running
a tick-dock gambling scheme in the state's casinos.
Court filings this week indicate the state alcohol and gambling enforcement division,
the ag- the aged.
Aged.
That's right.
Is investigating allegations that Nadina man and his younger brother have been collecting
fees for playing slots on behalf of others watching Tick Tock.
I mean he's, what?
So you're playing the pokey's by proxy? Are they
giving you, I guess they'll explain it. Is there anything to stop you from like
winning a winning a big jackpot and then going, oh that's mine.
Now what are you going to do about it? You're going to track me down on tick-to-talk?
State law prohibits placing bets on behalf of someone else.
No one has been charged so far.
A search warrant affidavit alleged the Adina man used cash apps to collect an initial 599
subscription fee as well as $25 for every $100 deposited for wagering.
It's not a great return.
He's taken 25% off the top.
On top of a monthly subscription fee, initial, I don't know
what that means.
The house and this guy always win.
But like this guy's got a way higher return rate than for himself than the house does.
Yeah, that's right.
Because like slot machines are like 88.
That's fucked up.
So he would then stream live as he and sometimes his brother played the slots.
Court filings indicated the two have been running the operation at the Mystic Lake
and the Treasure Island Resort and Casino just outside Red Wing.
One of their sessions ended just before dawn Thursday.
The Adina man has 165,000 followers around the world.
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Video highlights archived on his Tick-Tock page show wads of cash and slot machines rolling up jackpots, including a $15,000 hit in December.
Minnesota Alcohol and Gambling Enforcement Division spokesperson Nicole Roddy confirmed the investigation
of the Star Tribune saying the agency has never encountered such a case until now.
They're kids these days, you know?
Don't know how old these brothers are. I'm imagining they are 12. Yeah, I'm imagining they're young guys. But is being on your grind illegal? Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
Yes. That's my answer. I'm still quite confused about how this works.
Because this is, there's not a lot of detail in this.
Like they're not really specifying whether they are actually giving the money back.
I'm assuming the idea is that they pay you if your thing hits.
But it doesn't, but they're taking all these $25 fees.
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Oh, I guess Americans don't have slots everywhere.
But you've got to go to like casinos and stuff will often have them.
Yeah. Where you've got to go to Vegas.
Here in Australia, you can. Go to any beautiful... It's a great system. Wonderful heritage pub.
It's been gutted by Coles and Woolworse and ALH and then they've just got a massive
pokey room out of back. And then half of it is just a room full of pokey's. Yeah and then no rules
apply inside the pokey zone. Everywhere else they have to stop serving drinks after 10 p.m. With the pokeys. Everywhere else they they'll have th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. tho tho tho tho th. th. thi. thi. tho th. th. th. tho- tho-a. thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi..m. It gives a shit. Horrible. Blow up the pokey's. A traditional point from me.
Blow up the bloody pokeyes. You heard it here first. And if you're under 30 you might well of. Yeah. Officials with the American Gaming Association, the AGA, which represents sports books
and casinos nationwide, says they too haven't heard of such a case until now.
The Association's Vice President for Government Relations, Alex Costello said the alleged
scheme violates casino's anti-money laundering protocols.
Yeah I would definitely like a bit more detail on that one
from the perspective of, yeah, what happened?
Like you give the guy $25 to put $100 in a slot machine.
No, I think you give him 100 and he takes 25.
Right?
75 in the, yeah.
But then if you win, he gives you the winnings.
Or do you give him 125 and he puts a yeah yeah that's that's that's where what I'm taking it
as 25 dollars for every 100 dollars deposited for wagering and then what if you
if if he hits he like takes it out and cash apps you the winnings back like surely you're not getting
a hundred percent of the winnings he's gonna gonna... He's gonna just send you 15 grand. You just
trust this guy on Tick-Dock. He's gonna send you your winnings. Yeah as though
you're not just gonna be like, wow you are now blocked.
This is all those schemes where if you're doing this it's your fault if you lose money. This is on you. Yeah this guy's th is th is th is th is th is th is th. This guy's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's tho the the the th. I's th. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's tr. I's tr. I's true. I's true. I's true. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I's th. This is on you. This guy's found the perfect legal loophole for it. This is from Poker News Daily. The suspect briefly spoke to the Star
Tribune simply saying that he only gambles with his own money. Someone from Las Vegas who contacted
state officials two weeks ago though begged to differ saying the suspect, quote, takes a cut
of the money paid to him by his followers, which he refers to as a deposit or a donation.
Uh-huh. He's got you there. He's got you there.
Another person who tiped off aged stopped her 16-year-old son from sending money to the
suspect. The state agent who father affidavit said she watched the Tick Tock streams and saw
the stream a quote conduct the same illegal gambling activity that the person from Las Vegas described to officials.
It was apparent that he was placing bets for his followers during his live stream, the
agent wrote, he would verbally ask players by name which slot machines they wanted him
to play for them.
Christ's live.
That could be anyone that I'm talking.
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phone the slot machines apps that do that right the ones that don't pay out
any money but do require money for spins yeah you pay to spin and you don't
any money so terrible just get a sports bed account you know just put a
couple of put a multi on the eels. Get down on the eels.
Yeah, complicated multi on the eels.
You don't need to play your fucking fake slot machines.
You want to drive down to...
You want to drive down to Boundary Road.
Doesn't matter which one.
Park, park where the lights are low.
You're going to want to take cash.
Cash only down there. Put it all on shredder. All on shredder. Folks, I do
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