Boonta Vista - EPISODE 319: Introducing The Boonta Vista Tracer Marble

Episode Date: October 28, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 or Greg McGinnon or something else that doesn't have any relevance to the rest of the episode. So I think if someone recommended this podcast to you, maybe your partner or a friend of yours, they think you can't fuck handle it. They think you're weak, I think you're a little baby, you think you need your handkelt, you think you need your handkowl to make a big coddle-thrill these things. They think like, oh, Steve's really cool, but he like this podcast I'm into, but I don't think you really get it. He's too much sort of like a fucking idiot. That's what they think about you. My name is Lucy.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I'm a writer, I'm Scorpio. I live in Tasmania. I like planes. Recently, I got into building model ships. This podcast again is called Buntavista. It's kind of an irreverent and kind of humorous look at the absurd news stories from this crazy world around us. With me are two of my friends. One of them is called Andrew. He is from Canberra. He's a Virgo, he is a fantastic cook. He likes to wear tie-dye shirts and fucked up little beanies that are too small for his head. Hey Andrew, how are you going? I'm good. I'm normal. I am a Virgo.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Even though I saw a ranking a little while ago that said that like Virgo men are specifically the worst combination of star sign and gender, which was pretty sad for me, although very few complaints from my wife with whom I share a great compatibility, you know, just by not knowing what her star sign is. I am a wife guy too, that's the thing about me. You are a wife guy, I'm sorry I should mention that. that. Dad, wife guy, things of this nature. Yep. Yeah. Also with me is my other friend, Ben. Ben lives in Queensland. He works at a bar. He loves his dog. He loves wearing tiny little shorts. Hey Ben, how's it going? Oh, I'm very well, thank you so much for asking. We are friends. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thank you so much for asking. We are friends, aren't we? Yeah. People don't know this about us. We are friends. For the first eight or nine years that we've known each other, we were actually just business colleagues, but over time... Over time, doing a podcast together every single week, you've got a little relationship.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Oh, and you know, we go further back than that. We were in the same writing group chat for the SPS for a number of years. We were, we were. You guys should refer to it as being in the same writer's room. I think that's yeah. I mean it was, the energy in there was incredible. Oh, yep. And if you could go on and see, like, if you could see what the people in that group chat have gone on to do, who have we got there? Most of them actually is just podcasts is the answer to their question. It's mostly podcast. He's got that down round. Who else we got? James married a movie star. James did marry a movie state, and he was sort of already king of the group chat.
Starting point is 00:02:59 And I have invited him on this podcast, but um, he blew us off last time because, quote, I have to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their most their, their, their, their, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, this podcast, but he blew us off last time because, quote, I have to take my daughter to hospital. So, it's always one. It's always understandable. It's always making fucking excuses. Eleanor Robertson? She's had a baby. Wow.
Starting point is 00:03:16 So I guess this is growing up. I like that there wasn't a roast component to my intro. You know, Andrew had to be anything and mine was entirely positive. Yeah, I thought I'd be nice with it. It's really nice. Theos was, uh, we'll talk about theos later. Yeah, I bet it's great. We're lovely man.
Starting point is 00:03:36 We love Theo. There's also another guy called Theo that is sometimes on the podcast. We're all sometimes on the show. He shares a lot of the attributes of the Andrew loving husband and father, except he really puts an odd spin on it through mental illness. And I hope now you're perfectly acclimatized to what the podcast is. Yeah, your friends think you're kind of a square that you're a very deeply literal person. You don't like get jokes. You wouldn't suffer through being challenged to arrive at a greater truth, I think is kind
Starting point is 00:04:16 of the crux of it, that like, you wouldn't let yourself be alienated by an art piece, the intro to this podcast until you had a greater understanding of its themes. Like if your friends put on a razorhead you'd be sitting there being like so does this what does this guy do? Like what's his job? Why is there? What is any of this? Why is he wearing a suit? You'd be asking questions like that the whole time. You wouldn't let it just wash over you. And so that's why your friends were said, hey, you're going to love bunch of this stuff. Start with episode 319. Episode 319. Maybe not one of their best, but you're going to find the intro very, very clear. You're going to feel aware. Hey, what if we also tried saying, coming up on today's show? Oh. Yeah. Well, what is coming up on today's show. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:06 What is coming up on today's show? Oh guys, I'm so glad you asked. We get to check in with some old favorites of ours at the Homestead Assistant Living, a little dip in the Nature Corner, just a little bit of helpful information in the PSA per segment, and heck, if we get time, we might even see what's not happening in the nothing to report report. Does that help you listener? Do you feel... Does that help? Does the nothing to report report report mean anything to you? Yeah, I guess you kind of have to explain all the segments as well if we were doing it properly. Let's start from the top. I guess I don't know
Starting point is 00:05:46 I suppose maybe some listeners are unsettled by listening to a show that really gives you no indication of where it's going and is basically at all times just throwing a curveball by lurching from one story to the next. Ideally with a very, very tortured segue. Yes. You know? Not today. Coming up next is a segment called Homestead Assisted Living Watch.
Starting point is 00:06:17 And now we're going to do that segment, Homestead Assisted Living Watch. What a wonderful idea, Andrew. I'll just play the Stinger for that one. Uh-huh. assisted living watch. What a wonderful idea Andrew I'll just play the stinger for that one. It's a good thing people were ready for that before it happened. Yeah they might have been surprised. It can be quite surprising in your ears you know. Yeah this comes to us of course from East Idaho news. This is now the I don't know I'm trying to keep track, maybe the sixth. Fifth or sixth.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Fifth or sixth. But the first one was fairly informal. You will note that I think this must mark the year anniversary of when we started doing them. And you'll see why in the story. Excellent. From East Idaho seniors goheasant hunting in Teton Valley. I hope I'm saying Teton correctly. Yeah, that's they Teton's. Going out the Teton's.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Going Teton. Yeah. The serene landscape of the Teton Valley, Teton. Nessled against the grand Teton's, golden farmland and fall-colored forests, recently played host to a unique and unforgettable experience for the residents at the homestead senior living. These pricks are having so much fun. They're having the time of their lives. It's a shame. They've waited their whole lives to really start living, but're having the time of their lives. It's a shame. They've waited their whole lives to really start living,
Starting point is 00:07:47 but it's so good that they get to. How many unforgettable experiences can a group of very old people have? You know? And are they forgetting them all that was asking? The residents went pheasant hunting and enjoyed watching their comrades succeed in their hunts.... thens. thens. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks. their their their thinks. their thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks thinks thinks thinks their thiks. thiks. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their comrades succeed in their hunts. You know, sometimes when you just like, the enjoyment is from watching someone else do it and like watching them have a great time and like you're kind of getting off on that. So happy for these guys.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Yeah, kind of like a, what's that, what's that word? That the, living vicariously? No, the one that the poli is say say th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the living vicariously? The pole, no, the one that the polis say. Oh, compersion. Compersion. You think these guys are experiencing compersion? That's what I'm saying. That's the one. Jeff unloved watching you succeed in shooting that pheasant. I'm composing you right now. You ever been compursed because it's happening to you right now. I bet you love shooting that pheasant. I bet it's way better than what I would have done. So these people are essentially having the experience that I had when I took my children to tepignacchi for the first time recently and watch their faces light up as the chef
Starting point is 00:09:00 through bowls of fried rice and lit fires on the big hot plate, except they're getting that feeling from watching their friend take a life. Yeah, and you don't often see lives taken at a tepiniaki restaurant, although statistically, someone must have been hit by one of those eggs in like the exact wrong spot. Maybe somebody's, maybe somebody's opened their mouth for the prawn that was coming at them and it's gone right down and lodged, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, their, their, their, somebody's opened their mouth for the prawn that was coming at them and it's gone right down and lodged, very unfortunately. Surely. You'd think so.
Starting point is 00:09:31 The hunts were guided by the homestead's very own Tyler Thucen and Blake taking you out for a hunt. I can picture these men. Dude! Holy fucking shit! I'm so sorry. But this is a news story from Fox News from January 12th, 2006. Flying shrimp killed man, family claims in suit. There you go.
Starting point is 00:10:02 A shrimp, a hibachi chef tossed in a man eating in a Japanese steakhouse ultimately led to the diner's death, his family claims at a $10 million wrongful death lawsuit against the restaurant chain Benny Harner. Oh my god, that's chef, his life is destroyed. Jerry Calatus wrenched his neck when he ducked to avoid the shrimp in the chain's Muncie Park restaurant. I didn't even choking. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's to to to to to to the the the to their to their their their their their to their to to to to their their the the to to to to to the the the the the the the dine the dine the dine the dine the dine the dine the d. the d. the d. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their thinininin. thiiane thiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane their their their their their their to avoid the shrimp in the chain's Muncie Park restaurant to eat it! That's your fault! That's your fault! Skill issue! That's not Benny Hanna's fault! Oh man! Man! Man! Man dove out of the way and cracked his skull on the tiled floor.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Months after the January 2001 incident, the 43-year-old Long Island man died from complications caused by neck surgery he required. Oh my God. What a chain of events. I think he really killed by the Bennyhanna chef at that point. Yeah, at least the Bennyhanna chef didn't have to watch the life leave his eyes. Yeah, exactly. The guy that he killed with the shrimp. Yeah, but you know, you'd think about it. You should have to sign a waiver if you're going to eat it, BennyHanna. This is...
Starting point is 00:11:07 Wow, Benny Hannah lawyer Charles Connick said it was unlikely a chef who works for tips would toss food at customers after being asked not to, as Ferenzo claimed. Even if that happened, Connick added, the shrimp. Benny Hanna Chef's mixed dining with entertainment as they grill Japanese food in front of patrons, Ferenjo said some of them have become more daring in recent years but Connick said, Cunic said customers enjoy the experience. Quote, some customers, especially dads and sons, want to catch the food, Connick said. The evidence will show it was part of the show. Man am I right? It sounds like you should be suing his neck doctor.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Yeah. Well, yeah, so, Clitus of Old Brookville, underwent neck surgery in June 2001, but there were complications and he had numbness in his arm, Franzo said. He died that November a day after checking into a hospital with a 105 degree fever. You had complications from your surgery, dude. Yeah, that's nothing to do with Benny Hana. Don't try to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to pin this on a humble Japanese chef, just trying to make a living for his family. The doctor killed you.
Starting point is 00:12:09 That surgeon was the Banny Hanna chef. And then you can probably lump those in together. They wheel you into the operating room and you see him sharpening up as Ginsu's. Oh no! You got some ey contact? Shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck. Wow. Andrew, you really called that into existence. Yeah. It's incredible. I can't think of anything worse than eating at Benihana, personally.
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Starting point is 00:12:56 He's pretend to throw it to you and then be like, uh? No, no. So like, I personally believe that the tepaniaki chef is accurate, right? They know what they're doing. They've had a lot of practice. They know where they're throwing the object. Oh, I think I know where you're going with this. You're talking the storm troopers in a new hype. They're missing on purpose. I'm talking. I'm talking. So towards the start of the thing. He's making some fried. the the their their their their th. th. th. their their their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. their. their. their. their. So towards the start of the thing, he's making some fried rice and he's got his eggs, his many eggs. And he's like, hey, what's the occasion? Was it my birthday? Was it something like that? Yes, it was, because he did a big happy birthday on the thing in salt. He wrote it backwards and upside down afterwards. That's right. And he says, okay, you're the birthday guy. I'm gonna get you to catch this egg. And he. And he the the the th. He. He the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He. He. He. He the th. He the the th. He's the the the th. He's th. He's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's the th. He's the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's the the the th. That's right. And he says, okay, you're the birthday guy. I'm gonna get you to catch this egg. And he gives me a bowl, he flings me a bowl, and he says, hold the bowl like this in front of you, which I do. And he says, you're gonna want to move to catch the egg, but don't move. And I'm like, cool. I will stay stationary and I will trust that your aim is true, you know? And then he throws the egg, which comes up I'm going to say 30 to 40 centimeters short,
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Starting point is 00:16:38 okay at Tepin' yorky. They caught 75% of the things that were thrown to me. Oh, so these old hunting folks were guided by Tyler and Blake, the owners of Triple Command Kennels and Snake River Gamebirds. As Blake worked his hunting dog to find the previously released pheasants in a large meadow. So you give these pheasants the, the illusion released pheasants in a large meadow. So you give these pheasants the illusion of freedom. Hey guys, you're back out here. Enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yeah. Ten minutes later. Woo, woo, woo, woo. Have a lovely time in this meadow. You gotta love it. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Bra. Tyler would drive the resident in the ranger to a closer destination of where the dog pointed.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Then they would get out, flush the bird, and shoot! That's fucking cheating. That's cheating. Yeah. Like, hunting as a concept, like, modern-day hunting, if you're not doing subsistence hunting or whatever, this kind of sucks. If you're driving like a ATV right up to where the thing is and you just going blow because you know where it is and you're just shooting in the head, what are you doing? I feel like it's not really in the spirit of the thing, yeah. Although I guess with this one, the idea is you like flush it out, the idea, thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they. thi. thi. while it's in the air. Is that the thing? That's what I learned from the Super Nintendo game Duck Huck. Duck Hunter.
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Starting point is 00:18:48 The day was marked by camaraderie, laughter, and the joy of the chase. Putting some 90-year-old granny on the back of the ATV as you shoot him over there. As the residents warmed themselves up and ate lunch by the fireplace in a cabin, the residents hung on each other's every word as they shared grand hunting stories of their past, with each story getting bigger and better. There's just such a borderline, erotic energy to the way that they described these. It's got to be the same writer every time, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:22 And they are fucking having fun with it. Yeah. How, like how many hunting stories could all of these old people have? I mean they're all great shots by the sound of it. They all have at least one. Yeah. Oh, early this afternoon. Yeah. They're all getting unforgettable experiences
Starting point is 00:19:44 forgetting them as they are described to each other by each of them. They're just doing a round robin of telling each other about the thing that happened today and then they forget about it. Somebody else says, I also once hunted a pheasant. That reminds me of something that happened to me. Actually you guys are there. The homestead's decision to organize this pheasant hunt aligns with its commitment to providing a diverse range of activities that cater to the interests of its residents.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I don't think anyone can argue with that at this point. Yeah, although, I mean, I guess this is East Idaho, so maybe these are just all their interests, but there's definitely like a through line of what they like doing. Eating game meats, shooting blasting animals, yeah. And giving bags full of loose ice cream. They just did like gun shooting last time, right? Yeah. They were just shooting guns in the gun range. Then they shed ice cream, or they gave ice cream to children. They're going to start doing like operator operator like like like like like like like like like like like operator like operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator operator, like operator, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th, th, th. I, th. I, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I their, I their, I their, I thi. I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I'm, I guess, I'm the. I guess, I'm the. I guess, I'm, I guess, I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm th children. They're gonna start doing like operator training next. Those like weird YouTube videos where guys are around abandoned buildings being like,
Starting point is 00:20:48 and this is how you'd clear all these rooms the fastest. Except it's your people. Put these seniors on that SAS show. Yeah, yes. We have dumped these residents in the middle of the Grand Teetons. We'll see how they go. Good luck out there. there. there. there. th there th there th there th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. tho' thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi in the middle of the Grand Titans. We'll see how they go. Good luck out there. And this year's winner, surviving for 16 hours.
Starting point is 00:21:14 By offering opportunities for outdoor recreation, the homestead aims to foster a close-knit community and promote an appreciation for the natural world. I love to appreciate something and then just fucking let it out both barrels. This is a beautiful bird. Blow. Yeah. How about putting on some Planet Earth 2? Like I feel like I would really appreciate the natural world after watching a full season of BBC Nature units, Planet Earth 2. Yeah, about drive down to the beach, have some fish and chips. Oh my god, yeah, go to one of those beautiful Idaho beaches, have some fish and chips. It'd be lovely.
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Starting point is 00:24:07 It's a really long river. It's a really long river. Yeah. It goes all the way up the Washington and Oregon borders. Hi everybody, it's me. It's Theo. Now I guarantee you I'm more afraid of recording this promo than you are of listening to it, so hear me out. If you haven't already, maybe check out our Patreon. It's a great way to support the show and it gives us the ability to actually dedicate time
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Starting point is 00:24:55 Hey, the Snake River, I bet that was probably named after a snake. Or maybe just because like nearly all rivers it has the appearance of a snake in that it meanders Much in like the movements of a snake There's another segment where we talk about things like snakes or specifically snakes in this instance It's Nature Corner and I'm now going to play the Nature Corner theme Country Roads take me home to the place. I belong. Wilt and hisser.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Nature corner. Rubber crab. Stick to my dick. And don't you feel better that we flagged at the beginning of the episode that this segment would be happening? Yeah, you had lots of time to process that we'd be doing Nature Corner. Pleasant little tune you can think about, you can listen to, you know? Puppy little head along.
Starting point is 00:25:59 This is from KFOR in Oklahoma, the Keefa. Oklahoma Trailer Park, captured after six months. Thank God. Yeah. After surviving six months inside a southeast Oklahoma City trailer park, an albino python was found and wrangled by a man who lived there. Sick. Yeah, dope. Quote, the thing was found at the same home that management had thought it was under, said
Starting point is 00:26:28 one anonymous resident. One of the neighbors came out around two this morning and grabbed it. And put it in a hamper, sealed it with duct tape and left it out in front of their home until the office opened to take care of it. So good. Just be like I'm sick of this thing. Yeah. Someone has to do something about this, and it's me, at 2 in the morning, climbing under someone's trailer home and grabbing that snake. The snake is now in the hands of Michael Wilkins of Oklahoma Exotics and Rescue.
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Starting point is 00:28:08 I'm glad you own those. That's probably for the best. Experts had said previously that after viewing it through their cameras, they believe the snake they believe the snake was 13 feet long. Is this experts in guessing how long the the the the their their their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi, like thi, like thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thiase, that's thus, that's thus, that's thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th. That's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. That's long snake. Yeah, well except they were wrong. And because residents claimed half the cats were missing in the neighborhood, that it had been eating cats. So that's the what the experts had said before we met the snake. Quote, no, I would say it's about eight feet, maybe a little more, said Wilkins while taking out the snake to show KFOR. People love saying anything.
Starting point is 00:28:48 People love saying anything and they love even more saying anything to the news. That snake was 25 feet long. It actually ate my husband. Dwight is gone now because of that snack. It's not Dwight in the background behind you. No. It's juvenile, maybe a little older, and he is not in the background behind you? No. It's juvenile, maybe a little older, and he is not in the best of shape. Wilkin said the python hadn't eaten in quite some time.
Starting point is 00:29:14 So it's probably wasn't eating the cats. Probably not eating the cats. Or husband. Or Dwight. When asked if the snake was any danger to those who lived there, Wilkins said it was raised in captivity, meaning it's not as dangerous as one raised in the wild, but the strength of their constriction could still be dangerous. Like it would be so fucking undignified to be killed by a constrictor, instead of a venomous snake. Like, it's giving me the ick, thinking about a guy being killed by a constrictor. Yeah, you know. It's like it. It's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. It's th. It's th. It's thi thi. It's theananananananananan. It's theananan. It's theanananan. It's their their their their their th. It's giving me the ick, thinking about a guy being killed by a constrictor.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Yeah, you know? It's like so unmanly of you. Yeah, it's real, that's a real beta move. Just thinking about being like, ooh. If you get bit by a snake, there's like a real drama to it of just like, oh fuck, oh fuck, I've been bitten by this. I've got to get the antivinum. I've not made it to the hospital. I've died in my Prius on the way there. If you're just getting constricted, you've got like a fair whack of time of just being like I'm being constricted. And then you're just there, you're accepting it. I'm still being constricted. Man, I wish I had like a pocket knife on me and jab this guy or something.
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Starting point is 00:30:47 You know, there's no balls to kick or to grab. Who? Which are, how are you making this snake uncomfortable enough? I would be maybe trying to poke an eye? But maybe it's constricting you and its heads around the back. What are you doing? Oh, Jesus, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, je je jee, jee, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea, the the tha, the tho, th? Oh, geez, hello. The man last year in Pennsylvania was strangled by an 18-foot-long bowl constrictor, and it was his, that got him. Oh, you bought it into your house?
Starting point is 00:31:17 Oh, boy. Apparently, between zero and one people die from attacks by constrictor snakes in the US every year. Oh, okay, not a big issue that I was imagining. No. Oh no. Two boys were killed in 2013 at a sleep over when a constrictor got him. Christ alive. Get a small snake.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Get like a little green tree snake. It's like a little green tree snake. It's like a little guy. A little guy. A little diamond python. I've seen people where they have something like, you know, a little tree snake or whatever, and it just kind of wraps around their hand and they could just hold it like that. Yeah, those little guys.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Yeah, that's a nice a vibe, I think. Just have a couple of rats and a snake, thapapap, obviously. And then when people come over and your friends are like, oh, do you have any pets? And you're like, well, yeah, but you might be a little scared by them. Yeah, they're a little freaky. They're a little different. I got the evil animals instead of the good ones. Because my personality is so crazy. Because I'm a slither in. Yeah, that's right. Won't you slither into this king single bed?
Starting point is 00:32:30 The python will now be given the proper food, storage, medical help it needs, Wilkins assured. I will start right away getting him antibiotics and getting him rehabbed, said Wilkins. It really has been dangerous for him all this time. The snake is finally getting what all snakes desire more than anything else. Storage. That's right. Snakes getting somewhere to put his four-wheeler. He's getting an IKEA cube.
Starting point is 00:32:57 They're taking the snake to Howard's storage world. This snake needs somewhere to put his 48 Funko Pops still in their boxes. Oh man, there's a, there's one of those like... That's the comedy you can expect here. Yeah, because we're like cool guys, so we've been like storage. Like, what if it meant a different kind of storage? Yeah, it's mostly stuff about a class of people we don't like and semantic ambiguity. Anyway, what were you saying? This is like student accommodation place that's right
Starting point is 00:33:30 next to the Brisbane Shopping Center, Tuong Village, like right next to the car park where you can see directly into like 60 very very tiny one single bed, one riding desk apartments for international students mostly. Like it looks like a prison, but so many of them are just covered in funco pops. Like they have two shelves of storage space maximum. That's everything that they get. There's like a wardrobe for their clothes but then just two shelves and it's like 90% funcopes. They're just f-popping over there. Just F-popping.
Starting point is 00:34:06 They're going into Zing and they're buying themselves a couple of F-pops. Every week. They must take up so much space if you're collecting those guys. It's Thursday afternoon and they just get a brief phone call from their mother who says, hey, just checking in, just want to make sure that you know you're doing okay, that you're kind of, that you're feeling on top of stuff, that you're not feeling like any uncontrollable urges or anything, and they go, no, no, I'm great, I'm great, everything's really good, thanks to checking in, yep, love you, love you, ta, they receivedue, love you, love you, love you, love you, th th th th th th th th that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th you, talk to you soon. And then they receive their paycheck, and they immediately take their entire paycheck to Zing. When I say, I'm fucking here. I'm ready. You know what time it is.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I'll tell you when I've got enough. Getting one of those back that's like Captain America's Shield. I hate those. Whenever I see a grown man one of those. Whenever I see a grown man, one of those, just want to kick him in the back and be like, did it help? Whenever I walk past a, um, whenever I walk past a zing, I always can't help but see like, you know, some of the stuff that's in the, in the window. And I've noticed a bit of an uptick in like, I'm trying to think of the best way to describe this, where it's like there's a kind of attempt
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Starting point is 00:37:10 Just get like the J.J's classic 80 movie, 80s movie shirts that are really distressed. So, just get one of those. Be like, I'm a bit of a movie buff. I love old flicks. I love old flicks. You can take up saying flicks as a personality trait. They're gonna be really really tho tho th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. Just thi. Just thi. Just that that that that thi. Just just just just that's that's that's that's that's that's that's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thi. Just thi. Just thi. Just thi. Just thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. Iicks as a personality trait. They're going to be really cool. I think that'd be sick. That'd be awesome. That sounds like something really hot guy would do. Yeah, I was going out of the pictures to catch a flick with my lady. I'm trying to see if there's like a section of the Zing store that is explicitly for adults. I want to tread very carefully here because Maddie's brother designs a lot of the stuff. Yeah, well mostly for, um, what's the, uh, for EB games, but that obviously it's the same company's thing.
Starting point is 00:38:00 I think everything he does is very cool and tasteful for the record. Yes. You think he designed this uh... I don't think the end... Gizmo short sleeves shirt. I don't know maybe. I don't think he did the Indiana Jones one. That much I'm pretty certain, but I'll ask him about it. Oh, I'm saying tomorrow actually. I'll ask him then. I'll grill him. Hey, mother fucker, you do the brown Indiana Jones long sleeve button up. You know what I'm talking about. The Indiana Jones shirt? Don't make me explain.
Starting point is 00:38:31 I don't think he would have added the text underneath. I think he's more subtle than that. Just personally. Okay. According to residents of Burntwood, it took three different experts and two dogs over the past two months to capture the Python, but in the end, a resident captured in one night. Good on it. It's great. Take things into your own hands.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Bring all these experts. Bring all these experts. Yeah. You know, just go for it. You just grab that. That bit in no country for old men where it's after Llewellyn has come back from the shooting site and he can't fall asleep and it's like the middle of the night and he just says okay and then he gets up to bring that guy water. That's this guy. It's two in the morning he's just like
Starting point is 00:39:16 can't do it. Got to get rid of that snake. They need me. His wife's like, please. Dwight, no stay in bed. Do Iight, come on! Don't do it! I'm so haughty. Just so funny. Dwight, what's in that bag? Thirteen foot Python, fine, don't tell me. Beautiful Idaho Texan. What state are we in, sorry?
Starting point is 00:39:43 Texaco. Ida, Ida, Hex. Ida, Hex. When on the property of the park, KFOR reporter was immediately escorted off and told there was nothing to say. Great. A staff member said an alert would be sent out to residents, and that is where their statement would be.
Starting point is 00:40:05 In previous reporting, KFOR found that management had warned residents not to talk to the media about the snake. Don't mention the snake. Don't go to the fake news media about the eight foot bowl constrictor that's underneath possibly that mobile home that may be another one. Going to the residents and saying, all right, you know the approach that we have at this facility to the porcelain man, please apply that to the snake. Do not look at the snake?
Starting point is 00:40:35 And furthermore, don't let anyone else look at it either. Just don't think about it. You know, it's like a big spider in your house. Just he's living his life, you're living yours. Yeah, he's taking care of the flies for you. Exactly. He's taking care of, he's probably eating rats, right? Yeah, probably not cats. We hope not cats.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Uh, yes, communities, the product that owns the park has been sent several emails and sent, and sent several phone calls. I'm sending you a phone call. Hey brother, I'm just about to send you a phone call. Let me know when you get it by picking it up and telling me, yes, I've got this. But they have not replied. The Python will stay with Wilkins and the crew. Oh, he's got a crew. That's dope. At Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Oklahoma. Oklahoma. He's, he, he, he's, he's, this, this, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is. This is this Rescue and Sanctuary for now. Oklahoma? He's going, this is, he's going, wait, where was this to start? I'm quite confused. I'm always in. I'm spiritually in East Idaho. Yeah, now we're in Oklahoma so I guess it makes sense. That probably makes sense.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Stay in Oklahoma. Yeah. That was awful nice of that mobile home community to send out an email about the snake. It was something of a public service announcement, which is something that we ourselves do here in the PSA per segment. This is from KTVB in Boise, Idaho. This is from KTVB in Boise, Idaho. The Kutuvb. Correct. Raw Milk believed to have caused local illness reports. Local illness reports. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Central District Health announced investigation Tuesday after Ada County residents became sick due to what they believe was drinking raw milk. I'm just going to punch that headline up. Yes. I feel like that would have been to be better. I hope you're listening KTVB. Boise, Idaho. According to CDH, since September 30th, three people became sick after drinking unpasteurized milk from provider farms in Mountain Home and tested positive for a Campolo bacteriosis
Starting point is 00:42:58 bacterial infection. Campolo bacteriosis symptoms typically appear within two to five days. That's too long. That's way too long. Because you wouldn't know to stop. You don't. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You to, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. tho. the tho. the the the tho. the the the the. the the. to to to to to to to to to within two to five days. That's too long. That's way too long. Because you wouldn't know to stop. You don't know what made you sick. Like you, yeah, yeah, true. You probably kept on drinking that raw milk. Yeah. One of my kids asked me the other day,
Starting point is 00:43:19 when people go to a restaurant and eat something, if the food makes them sick, do the the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant th the th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thate, thate, thate, thaten, thathea, thathea, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to though, if the food makes them sick, do they ever sue the restaurant? And I'm really not sure what this seven-year-old's understanding of suing somebody is. A lot of kids' movies from the 90s have the concept of suing and themereen. Yeah, I thought about suing a lot as a child. And I said to her, I said, I hate as lawyers. And I said to her, I said, not really.
Starting point is 00:43:49 And she said, why not? And I said, well, you know, it's kind of, it's not particularly easy to prove that a thing you ate at one place was the thing that made you sick. And she was like, why not? And I said, how many things have you eaten today? And she was like, oh, I ate this for breakfast, and then I had this for a snack, and then I had this at lunchtime and this in the afternoon and this for, you know, and I was like, yeah, so if you got sick, how could you tell anyone with any great certainty? This is absolutely the thing. Yeah, idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Fool.
Starting point is 00:44:25 You fool. This is why you need to eat a different colored marble with every dish that you eat. And that like, we're like, oh, that was green with white flex. Okay. Yes. When something comes blasting out of you and you hear the ceramic tink hitting the toilet bowl, you can then track down your marble. That's a great pro-life tip from Ben there, folks. We should start selling branded bags of marbles for eating.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Mr. Trace of marble. Just getting, getting sued by all these people with a lower intestine jammed pack full of glass marbles. Well, how do you know it was those marbles that you? Any of the marbles. Well, how do you know it was those marbles that you... Any of the marbles could have made you sick. But also, you know, I said, hey, and if you sue someone for making you sick when you went to dinner at a restaurant, what are you trying to get from them? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:19 They can't. You want to shut down a small business? You want to be the reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be the reason a guy can't feed his family? Well what's the financial trade? What are you hoping to get in compensation for your diarrhea or whatever? McDonald's, free McDonald's for life. I want I want more of the taco bell. I want to McDonald's in my house. Like Richy Rich McDonald's. I think there's also something of a social contract of just like, uh, you roll the dice every ti-ri, tip, tip, t.... th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. What, th. What, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. contract of just like, you roll the dice every time you eat. Yeah, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:48 And if you're serving a hundred people every night, maybe more, every night of the year, sometimes close to Mondays. Humans make mistakes. And people get sick. Sometimes people just have bad tums. I don't think I'd know if I had food poisoning. Sometimes there's a series of hair- their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thice thice thice thice thicea thicea thice thice thius thius thius thius thiats thiats thiats the dice the dice thius thius thius. thius. thius. thius. Yeah. Yeah. thices. thice. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. to. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. to. ti. ti. ti. thi. ti. tums. I don't think I'd know if I had food poisoning. Sometimes there's a series of haircuts happening in the restaurant that you're eating. That's right. Sometimes there's a haircut happening. Also isn't raw milk like a risky food
Starting point is 00:46:14 to eat? That's why we started pasturizing it? Yeah. A hundred of the idea. Turns out it's been way better for society since we started pasturizing milk. Yeah. It doesn't stop people from, I guess, we just have these wonderful rhythms and cycles in our society where every now and then someone goes, they're probably making it bad by pasturizing it. They're probably making water bad by running it through all this treatment. What good stuff are they taking out that I could be getting? And the answer is you could be getting diarrhea? You remember that there was like a very brief, very small trend in like...
Starting point is 00:46:53 The raw water trend? Yeah, those those unfiltered, untreated water people in, those San Francisco, those Silicon Valley tech types. Like that's what I need. It turns out, you know, you're drinking a lot of... Just bacteria, really, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You could thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. You thi, you could thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thiouin thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You're thi. You're thi. You're thin. You're thin. You're thin. You're thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. You're thi. You thi. You thi. tech types, like that's what I need. And it turns out, you know, you're drinking a lot of, um... Just bacteria, really? It's just the stuff that's, that E. coli and stuff, you probably don't want that power. No fluoride. Yeah. A lot of waste water type business. Yeah, there's like... A lot of turns. The one time I tried drinking, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's, thi. That, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's, that's just, that, that, bad it could be I immediately ship myself a day later.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Really? Yeah. Immediately a day later. Immediately 24 hours later. Well, much like some of these people, two to four days later, well, I eat all kinds of stuff. Who's to say it was the raw milk? Yeah, yeah, they might not have learned a lesson from this. Campello bacteriosis symptoms typically they. I to to to they. I thiae thiae thi. I thi. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I would thi, I would thi, I would thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd th. Yeah, I'd th. Yeah, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I I'd thi. Yeah, I I'd thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'd. Yeah, I'de, I'de, I'de, I'de, I'd thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, I'll thi. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, I'll thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, I'de. Yeah, I, they might not have learned a lesson from this. Campolo Bacteriosis symptoms typically appear within two to five days and last a week.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Christ. No, thanks. Including diarrhea, brackets, often bloody. If you're like fever. Yeah. Fever, stomach cramps, nausea and vomiting. In rare cases, people can experience irritable bowel syndrome, Lucy, temporary paralysis and arthritis. Temporary paralysis. Dog just drink regular fucking milk. Yeah just take the regular, me, how good can it be?
Starting point is 00:48:16 I have bloody diarrhea, I can't move and I have early onset arthritis now because I drank lumpy milk. Have you ever shat so bad that all your bones hurt? That's not when I'm after, to be perfectly honest. This is... Yeah. CDH urges anyone experiencing these symptoms after drinking raw milk to seek medical attention. And you know they won't, because they're like, oh yeah, doctor's just going to give me peels. You know, and what's in them? Hmm?
Starting point is 00:48:48 Poison? Doctor's gonna pasteurize my milk. The doctor's got to pasteurize my whole body and take all the nutrients out. Uh, CDHs investigation will collaborate with the Idaho State Department of Agriculture and the Idaho Department of Health and Welfare. Officials said they are conducting interviews with patients who became infected and are getting samples of raw milk. The ISDA is working with provider farms to prevent further infection. Hey, Andrew, you know the DJ Shadow album introducing?
Starting point is 00:49:21 Uh-huh. What if instead of using samples from other music and movies he used samples of raw milk? Yep, that's a pretty, that's, look, we're going to reach out to him after the show and see if we can get this off the ground as a concept. Maybe there will be like a sort of 25th anniversary of introducing popping up and we can, we can sort of see hey you interested. Introducing raw milk version yeah I think that really pop off Provider Farms distributes directly to distributors in Nampa and Burley the ISDA said anyone who was purchased unpasteurized milk from provider farms in the last 30 days should
Starting point is 00:50:06 throw it away. If your milk is 29 days old. Your raw milk, I think you should probably throw it away anyway. Yeah, don't have your milk for that long. What are you doing? So if you're listening to this and you've got this raw milk, firstly throw it away. Secondly, I need you to write in and tell me why you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you th you th th th th th th th thr-a thr-a thrown thrown thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, throw it, throw it, throw it, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, thr. thr. thr. thr. th. I should, th. I should, th. I should, th. I, th. I, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thro. I, thro. I, thoooo. I, thooooooooo. I'm, throo. I should, thr-a. raw milk firstly throw it away. Secondly, I need you to write in and tell me why you're drinking raw milk. Yeah, actually if you are a sort of white dreadlocks, heart chakra's raw milk drinking person,
Starting point is 00:50:35 tell us your story and we'll read it out on the show in a very non-judgmental, open and interested way. Yeah, these guys won't be that judgmental. Yeah, that's right. I'll try and I'm gonna read it differently though. I respect your way of life. I respect your diarrhea. But maybe you drink raw milk and absolutely nothing happens to you. And if that was the case, that would be a perfect candidate for a little segment that we like to call the nothing to report, report, report, report, report. It's the nothing to report, report, report, report, report, report, the nothing to report, report, report, the nothing to report, report, report, the nothing to report, report,
Starting point is 00:51:16 what happened? Nothing. Shhh. Nothing to report, fucking business, it's the... Nothing to report, report, report, report, report, report. Nothing to report, report, report, report. Nothing to report report report, report. This is from the Associated Press. Prosecutors closed investigation of Berlin Aquarium Collapse as the cause remains unclear. Do you guys remember that one? I do? That giant, fucking aquarium as the cause remains unclear. Do you guys remember that one? I do. That giant fucking aquarium in the foyer of a hotel.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Extremely tall aquarium. Yeah, big tall aquarium. And we got that like caught on video? It's fucking crazy. Prosecutors in Berlin said Tuesday they have closed their investigation into the spectacular collapse of a huge aquarium last December after an expert report failed to pin down a reason why the the tha-tha-o their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their their. I do. I do. I do their. I do their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te Tuesday they have closed their investigation into the spectacular collapse of a huge aquarium last December after an expert report failed to pin down a reason why the tank burst. They haven't figured it out. They just have no idea. Oh well, bam, done. Big shrug. Sometimes this sort of thing, it just happens, so it's fine. The Aquedome Aquarium, now I'm assuming you meant to pronounce this Germanly, Aquedome, instead of Aquedom. Now there's a concept I can get behind. A sort of Ursula-esque figure.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Which stood in a hotel lobby in the center of the German capital burst in the early hours of December 16th, sending 1 million liters of water gushing into the building and the street outside. Two people were slightly injured. Is that all? That's crazy. That's fucking amazing. Not so lucky for the fish, though. Prosecutors said they have closed an investigation of persons unknown on suspicion of causing bodily harm by negligence after evaluating the expert report commissioned by the building's owners, which they received in in the the the the the the the the the building in the building in the building in the building in the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building harm by negligence after evaluating the expert report commissioned by the building's owners, which they received on October 6th. Its author, engineer Christian Pawnton, has presented three theories, but said there is no clear evidence to prove any of them.
Starting point is 00:53:20 So I wonder if they had some people that were, um, you know, responsible for the safety of the thing, and they said, it's your fault that it was unsafe, and now you're subject to an investigation because we asked you what happened and you said, uh, no, and then we looked into it and our conclusion is, uh, uh, when they say, prosecutor said they've closed an investigation of persons unknown, are they just unable to find the people that built and maintained the aquarium? They don't know who they are? Or is it just that it's unknown to this news?
Starting point is 00:53:55 Could be anyone. Yeah, I guess. Well, there's no paper trail. Who mysteriously left a one million liter fish tank the foyer of this fancy hotel? The hypotheses were that an adhesive seam holding together the cylinder may have failed. That's the first one. That's the tank may have been damaged by a dent in the base when the aquarium was modernized in 2020. They are put Tick Tock in there. That's how you would modernize an aquarium. They gave them, they put Tick Tock in it.
Starting point is 00:54:30 They put, I don't know if that means there's a screen in there with Tick Tock for the Fish. I don't know, I'm just reading what's written down here. Uh, or that the tank may have been refilled too late after that modernization, drying the acrylic glass walls out too much. Prosecutor said in a statement that since the cause couldn't be pinpointed, they had no lead to follow in terms of who might be responsible. They said that there had never been any suspicion of a deliberate act. I reckon it was the fucking, the Yahoo's at Peter, PTA. You think they kind of drilled a little hole in it?
Starting point is 00:55:05 This is the sort of shit they do. They do two things. They do the most intentionally annoying fucking social media campaigns where they're like pepper pig should be a person instead of a pig because it supports the livestock industry or whatever. They have ladies with their titties out with like animal blood on them or something. Yeah, you're right. They're not all bad. Sorry, not the animal blood part. Did you know if you see that recent one that was about like, um, was it about like, not alpacas, uh, the other kind of animals. Lamas, what he goes?
Starting point is 00:55:47 Dog. Fish. It was, it was one of the kinds of alpaca-like animals that they get a very valuable type of fur from and they kind of pull it all off them while they're still alive and let it grow back or whatever. And they go, oh I don't like that when you're doing it to them. And they had, as this protest, they had a lady lying on a, on a, like, lady lying on like a little sacrificial table type thing with a bunch of, bunch of sort of feathers or fur or something glued to her mostly naked body and a guy like tearing it off in a representation of the of the pulling off of fur from these animals except in what I assume is supposed to be an anguished cry she is instead just doing the horniest sounds.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Yeah. You have ever heard a lady make publicly. It is not real. Pater is fueled by the, it's funded by the horniest sounds you have ever heard a lady make publicly. It is not real. Peter's fueled by the, it's funded by the meat industry, surely. Sure, it's a sign-up. They're so good at being annoying. Like they are masters of their craft at getting talked about. That's true. But to what end?
Starting point is 00:57:00 To what end? The talking is almost always people saying, shut up. Stop doing that that just don't understand, is it that their reach is so wide that the small number of people are like, huh? You know what they make some good points? Is like a net positive? I just don't understand. Also I've googled Lama Alpaca Juanaco to find out if there's another thing people generally list with those. Are you talking about the beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful? Yes. Oh. Oh, okay. God, we're good. I've never heard of this before in my life. They're so little. There's tiny the last. I've never heard of that thing. Vicunia wool is considered the rarest and most expensive legal wool in the world. Oh. Talk to me about the beautiful. There. There. There. the the the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful. I the beautiful the beautiful. I. I. I the beautiful the beautiful. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the beautiful. Oh, the beautiful. Oh, the beautiful. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I, I, I, I, I the beautiful. I the beautiful. I the beautiful, I the beautiful, I'm the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, I've the beautiful, I've the beautiful. I've. I've. I considered the rarest and most expensive legal wool in the world.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Oh, talk to me about a legal wool, please. Yeah, tell me what's an illegal wool. Illegal? So it's very, very, very fine. Okay. The hair of the vucunia is sheared in pens after a traditional roundup. A wool with an average fiber length of 2 to four centimeters is obtained every other year. And so yeah, they just kind of hold them down and cheer them, you know, like ours.
Starting point is 00:58:11 But I guess, uh, I guess they're not into it, you know? You gotta share them things though, right? They're in a legal wool, by the way. The first result, if you Google a legal wool animal, is a linked-in question, which is, why is Chattush? Oldcaps banned. Because it involves the killing of Tibetan antelopes, which is illegal under national and international laws.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Bontovista does not condone killing Tibetan antelopes for shattush. Shattush. The aquarium first opened in 2003. There were no plans to rebuild it. Oh, my bad, my bad. It was in fact Kashmir. Peter had nothing to do with the Vikonia. Peter had nothing to do with the victim. In London, a series of Peter protests included a woman posing as a sheep to demonstrate
Starting point is 00:59:05 animal cruelty used for cashmere. So it's the way that they get this off of goats. That is bad. And they need a nude woman posing as an animal in every instance to show animal cruelty. Well not just any nude woman. One with big knockers. She was indeed an attractive lady and spent the whole time that this guy was simulating ripping fur off her going, oh!
Starting point is 00:59:32 Oh, yeah, hands and feet bound. Also, I mean, the Rams horns are going to do something to a very specific set of our listeners, so I'm not going to fucking put that in her. I've got to respect this, the Peter group. She's Hollywood taped the nips though, which seems like that's not a, you're not really committing to it. To me, that says, I guess you don't care about the animals. Yeah, you don't care about the animal of a human being. Yeah, yes. What about this? Yes. What about this animal? Yeah. Yes. Thank you, Lucy. Yes. What do I get out of all this? That's the question I'm asking. And don't do that to those animals as well. We're not pro-animal cruelty because we hate Peter. Just to be clear. Just to be angli thinking about Peter. They also love doing posts that are like, oh, Palestinians.
Starting point is 01:00:28 What about the bees we exploit to make honey? Holy fuck, yeah. All that sort of stuff. And they, it's on purpose. This is the thing that drives me insane where they're like, stop using animal-centered language. Instead of calling someone a greedy pig, call them a silly duffer. It's exactly the same as all those like tumblipost that we're like try to get people out of using tablous language. Don't call someone a fool,
Starting point is 01:00:50 call them a nons. You can call anyone a nons. I don't think that's offensive to anyone but nons. That's right, yeah. If anyone reacts really badly when you call them a nods, you found one. What? Oh shit. I see think of a in the Simpsons where one of the kids makes a joke or something about Mr. Burns like effectively being a model or something and he goes, who told you? Oh, oh, ha ha ha ha. That image is so horny. It's really. Who told you? Oh, oh, ha ha ha ha. That image is so horny. It's really the video the video is way horny And we have to make a this is a distinction we've had to make several times before. It's not horny to us. We're not turned on by it. No
Starting point is 01:01:38 The intention and the energy behind it is horny. Oh, we're making that distinction Well, I am for me. I don't know about you too. Okay. Uh, we're all here to make our own distinctions, I guess. Puntovista, make your own distinctions. Choose what you think is horny. We report, report you distinguish. You decide what's horny or not. Authorities have said that nearly all of the 15 hundred fish that were, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, tho, thi, is, is, thi, tho, thoomom. tho, is, is, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is, is, is th. th. th. th.... th.. We, is, is, is, is th.. We, is th. We, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi. We're theea. We're thin, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. We're the, the 1,500 fish that were inside at the time of the rupture died, but quote, a few fish at the bottom of the tank were saved.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Bottom feeders? Your time to shiard. Yeah, that's right. You did it. You did it. You did it. Flathead. The Flathead's time has finally come. Those fucked up little things that suckle on the ocean floor. Yeah. Yeah. th.. to. to...... to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thanip. thanipa. thanipa. than't than't than't thapahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. thaa. thaa. thaa. thaa. thaa. thaa. thaea. thaea. tomomomb. tom. tomb. tomb. tombueaaaaaa. thaa. thaa. thaa. Yeah, that's weird guys. Yeah. About 400 to 500 mostly small fish from a separate set of aquariums housed under the hotel lobby were evacuated to other tanks in a neighboring aquarium that was unaffected. Great, good for those guys. Don't build stupid architecturally stupid aquariums. I think I like the idea of an extraordinarily tall aquarium in the middle of a hotel lobby because I'd like to look like the idea of an extraordinarily tall aquarium in the middle of a hotel lobby
Starting point is 01:02:45 because I'd like to look at the fish, but that just seems crazy if you're not absolutely lutely certain it's not going to explode one day. Yeah. They should have any kind of fish tank that doesn't explode. They should. Why don't we work on that? Why aren't we working on cancer? We're too busy working on TikTok too? to. to. to. to. to. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. today, today, today, today, toda, to be the the the to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the fish, the the the th. th. th. thi. I, toda, toda, today, today, today, today.a.a?a.a.a?a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a, toge.a, toge.a, today, today, tho Why don't we work on that? Why are we working on TikTok 2? Yeah, we're too busy making content instead of making an aquarium that doesn't explode. Yeah. Don't care about going to Mars. I care about getting a really good aquarium to Mars. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Don't put a man on Mars. Put thousands of fish inside a shatterproof aquarium. Yeah. If you believe they put a fish in a tank. There is. And if you're under 30. That was technically an episode of the podcast. Buntavista, thank you for joining us. We loved having this conversation with you. The back and forth.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Yeah, why didn't youto have more. Yeah. Why don't you come around sometime? To another episode of the podcast. Hey, let's get intimate. Get behind the paywall. Pay us. Hey, here's a crazy idea. What if you put some goat horns on?
Starting point is 01:03:56 Yeah. Bound you. We just kind of, see where it goes. back, sort of writhing on a table. Nude, nips hidden, not... Tastefully nude. Yeah, that absolutely wasn't tastefully nude, just by the way. Yeah, not that out the front of a fucking Tesco's or whatever it was. Yeah, Christ alive. Yeah, we'll see you next week. May we'll see you on the bonus episodes. Who knows? No pressure. Let's do whatever feels good. Have a lovely week. Stay safe out there. We'll talk to you real soon. you

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