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or Greg McGinnon or something else that doesn't have any relevance to the rest of the episode.
So I think if someone recommended this podcast to you, maybe your partner or a friend of
yours, they think you can't fuck handle it. They think you're weak, I think you're a little baby,
you think you need your handkelt, you think you need your handkowl to make a big coddle-thrill these things. They think like, oh, Steve's really cool, but he like this podcast I'm into, but I don't
think you really get it.
He's too much sort of like a fucking idiot.
That's what they think about you.
My name is Lucy.
I'm a writer, I'm Scorpio.
I live in Tasmania. I like planes. Recently, I got into building model ships. This podcast again
is called Buntavista. It's kind of an irreverent and kind of humorous look at the absurd news
stories from this crazy world around us. With me are two of my friends. One of them is
called Andrew. He is from Canberra. He's a Virgo, he is a fantastic cook.
He likes to wear tie-dye shirts and fucked up little beanies that are too small for his head.
Hey Andrew, how are you going?
I'm good. I'm normal. I am a Virgo.
Even though I saw a ranking a little while ago that said that like Virgo men are specifically the worst
combination of star sign and gender, which was pretty sad for me, although very few complaints
from my wife with whom I share a great compatibility, you know, just by not knowing what her star
sign is. I am a wife guy too, that's the thing about me.
You are a wife guy, I'm sorry I should mention that. that. Dad, wife guy, things of this nature. Yep. Yeah. Also with me is my other friend,
Ben. Ben lives in Queensland. He works at a bar. He loves his dog. He loves wearing tiny little shorts. Hey Ben, how's it going? Oh, I'm very well, thank you so much for asking. We are friends. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thank you so much for asking. We are friends, aren't we? Yeah. People don't know this about us. We are friends.
For the first eight or nine years that we've known each other, we were actually just business colleagues, but over time...
Over time, doing a podcast together every single week, you've got a little relationship.
Oh, and you know, we go further back than that. We were in the same writing group chat for the SPS for a number of years. We were, we were. You guys should refer to it as being in the same writer's room. I think that's
yeah. I mean it was, the energy in there was incredible. Oh, yep. And if you could go on and see,
like, if you could see what the people in that group chat have gone on to do, who have we got there? Most of them actually is just podcasts is the answer to their question.
It's mostly podcast.
He's got that down round.
Who else we got?
James married a movie star.
James did marry a movie state, and he was sort of already king of the group chat.
And I have invited him on this podcast, but um, he blew us off last time because, quote, I have to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their most their, their, their, their, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, this podcast, but he blew us off last time because, quote, I have to
take my daughter to hospital.
So, it's always one.
It's always understandable.
It's always making fucking excuses.
Eleanor Robertson?
She's had a baby.
Wow.
So I guess this is growing up.
I like that there wasn't a roast component to my intro.
You know, Andrew had to be anything and mine was entirely positive.
Yeah, I thought I'd be nice with it.
It's really nice.
Theos was, uh, we'll talk about theos later.
Yeah, I bet it's great.
We're lovely man.
We love Theo.
There's also another guy called Theo that is sometimes on the podcast. We're all sometimes on the show. He shares a lot of the attributes of the Andrew loving husband and father,
except he really puts an odd spin on it through mental illness.
And I hope now you're perfectly acclimatized to what the podcast is.
Yeah, your friends think you're kind of a square that you're a very deeply
literal person.
You don't like get jokes.
You wouldn't suffer through being challenged to arrive at a greater truth, I think is kind
of the crux of it, that like, you wouldn't let yourself be alienated by an art piece,
the intro to this podcast until you had a greater understanding of its themes. Like if your friends put on a razorhead you'd be sitting there being
like so does this what does this guy do? Like what's his job? Why is there? What is any
of this? Why is he wearing a suit? You'd be asking questions like that the whole time.
You wouldn't let it just wash over you. And so that's why your friends were said, hey, you're going to love
bunch of this stuff. Start with episode 319. Episode 319. Maybe not one of their best, but you're
going to find the intro very, very clear. You're going to feel aware. Hey, what if we also tried
saying, coming up on today's show? Oh. Yeah. Well, what is coming up on today's show. Oh, yeah.
What is coming up on today's show?
Oh guys, I'm so glad you asked.
We get to check in with some old favorites of ours
at the Homestead Assistant Living, a little dip in the Nature Corner,
just a little bit of helpful information in the PSA per segment, and heck, if we get time, we might even see what's not happening in the nothing to report report.
Does that help you listener? Do you feel...
Does that help? Does the nothing to report report report mean anything to you? Yeah, I guess you kind of
have to explain all the segments as well if we were doing it properly. Let's start from the top. I guess I don't know
I suppose maybe some listeners are unsettled by listening to a show that
really gives you no indication of where it's going and is basically at all
times just throwing a curveball by lurching from one story to the next.
Ideally with a very, very tortured segue.
Yes.
You know?
Not today.
Coming up next is a segment called Homestead Assisted Living Watch.
And now we're going to do that segment, Homestead Assisted Living Watch.
What a wonderful idea, Andrew.
I'll just play the Stinger for that one.
Uh-huh. assisted living watch. What a wonderful idea Andrew I'll just play the stinger for that one. It's a good thing people were ready for that before it
happened. Yeah they might have been surprised. It can be quite surprising in your
ears you know. Yeah this comes to us of course from East Idaho news.
This is now the I don't know I'm trying to keep track, maybe the sixth.
Fifth or sixth.
Fifth or sixth.
But the first one was fairly informal.
You will note that I think this must mark the year anniversary of when we started doing them.
And you'll see why in the story.
Excellent. From East Idaho seniors goheasant hunting in Teton Valley.
I hope I'm saying Teton correctly.
Yeah, that's they Teton's.
Going out the Teton's.
Going Teton.
Yeah.
The serene landscape of the Teton Valley, Teton. Nessled against the grand Teton's, golden farmland and fall-colored forests,
recently played host to a unique and unforgettable experience for the residents at the homestead senior living.
These pricks are having so much fun.
They're having the time of their lives.
It's a shame. They've waited their whole lives to really start living, but're having the time of their lives. It's a shame.
They've waited their whole lives to really start living,
but it's so good that they get to.
How many unforgettable experiences can a group of very old people have?
You know?
And are they forgetting them all that was asking?
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You know, sometimes when you just like, the enjoyment is from watching someone else do it and
like watching them have a great time and like you're kind of getting off on that.
So happy for these guys.
Yeah, kind of like a, what's that, what's that word?
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Oh, compersion. Compersion. You think these guys are experiencing compersion? That's what I'm saying. That's the one.
Jeff unloved watching you succeed in shooting that pheasant. I'm composing you right now.
You ever been compursed because it's happening to you right now. I bet you love shooting that pheasant.
I bet it's way better than what I would have done.
So these people are essentially having the experience that I had when I took my children
to tepignacchi for the first time recently and watch their faces light up as the chef
through bowls of fried rice and lit fires on the big hot plate, except they're getting
that feeling from watching their friend take a life.
Yeah, and you don't often see lives taken at a tepiniaki restaurant, although statistically,
someone must have been hit by one of those eggs in like the exact wrong spot.
Maybe somebody's, maybe somebody's opened their mouth for the prawn that was coming at them and it's gone right down and lodged, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, their, their, their, somebody's opened their mouth for the prawn that was coming at them
and it's gone right down and lodged, very unfortunately.
Surely.
You'd think so.
The hunts were guided by the homestead's very own Tyler Thucen and Blake taking you out for a hunt.
I can picture these men.
Dude!
Holy fucking shit!
I'm so sorry.
But this is a news story from Fox News from January 12th, 2006.
Flying shrimp killed man, family claims in suit.
There you go.
A shrimp, a hibachi chef tossed in a man eating in a Japanese
steakhouse ultimately led to the diner's death, his family claims at a $10 million wrongful
death lawsuit against the restaurant chain Benny Harner.
Oh my god, that's chef, his life is destroyed.
Jerry Calatus wrenched his neck when he ducked to avoid the shrimp in the chain's Muncie Park restaurant. I didn't even choking. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's to to to to to to the the the to their to their their their their their to their to to to to their their the the to to to to to the the the the the the the dine the dine the dine the dine the dine the dine the d. the d. the d. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their thinininin. thiiane thiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane tiane their their their their their their to avoid the shrimp in the chain's Muncie Park restaurant
to eat it! That's your fault! That's your fault! Skill issue! That's not Benny Hanna's fault!
Oh man! Man! Man!
Man dove out of the way and cracked his skull on the tiled floor.
Months after the January 2001 incident, the 43-year-old Long Island man died from complications caused by neck surgery he required.
Oh my God.
What a chain of events.
I think he really killed by the Bennyhanna chef at that point.
Yeah, at least the Bennyhanna chef didn't have to watch the life leave his eyes.
Yeah, exactly.
The guy that he killed with the shrimp. Yeah, but you know, you'd think about it. You should have to sign a waiver if you're going to eat it, BennyHanna.
This is...
Wow, Benny Hannah lawyer Charles Connick said it was unlikely a chef who works for
tips would toss food at customers after being asked not to, as Ferenzo claimed.
Even if that happened, Connick added, the shrimp. Benny Hanna Chef's mixed dining with entertainment as they grill Japanese food in front of patrons, Ferenjo said some of
them have become more daring in recent years but Connick said,
Cunic said customers enjoy the experience. Quote, some customers, especially
dads and sons, want to catch the food, Connick said. The evidence will show it was
part of the show. Man am I right?
It sounds like you should be suing his neck doctor.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, so, Clitus of Old Brookville, underwent neck surgery in June 2001, but there
were complications and he had numbness in his arm, Franzo said.
He died that November a day after checking into a hospital with a 105 degree fever.
You had complications from your surgery, dude.
Yeah, that's nothing to do with Benny Hana.
Don't try to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to pin this on a humble Japanese chef, just trying to make a living for his family.
The doctor killed you.
That surgeon was the Banny Hanna chef.
And then you can probably lump those in together.
They wheel you into the operating room and you see him sharpening up as Ginsu's.
Oh no! You got some ey contact? Shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck. Wow.
Andrew, you really called that into existence.
Yeah.
It's incredible.
I can't think of anything worse than eating at Benihana, personally.
I don't want to be interrown at me.
I don't want to be interacted with.
I don't want to be interacted with.
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I got punked by the chef and I reckon,
this is my personal opinion, I was a really good sport about it.
How did you get punked?
Well, he uh...
He's pretend to throw it to you and then be like, uh?
No, no. So like, I personally believe that the tepaniaki chef is accurate, right?
They know what they're doing. They've had a lot of practice. They know where they're throwing the object.
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birthday guy. I'm gonna get you to catch this egg. And he gives me a bowl, he flings
me a bowl, and he says, hold the bowl like this in front of you, which I do. And he
says, you're gonna want to move to catch the egg, but don't move. And I'm like, cool. I will stay stationary and I will trust that your aim is true, you
know? And then he throws the egg, which comes up I'm going to say 30 to 40 centimeters short,
and hits the countertop right in front of me and smashes all over the place.
This is a classic teppin' yarky trick. You've been, you've been set up to fail.
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Yep, I trusted and believed.
You trusted that guy.
He made you look like an idiot in front of everyone you love.
Yep.
Yep. The children no longer respect you.
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But he didn't catch the egg.
Like sure the guy said you wouldn't have to move the bowl, but you can tell by looking
that it's not going to land in the bowl.
It is a show of lies, to be fair, because among his comedic elements, he was doing things like, like he had a big bottle of soy sauce, but he had playfully
wrapped the label from a large bottle of coke around the outside.
Ooh, I'm putting Coca-Cola on here and both of my kids are like, excuse me, sir?
And then he's putting like something else, like put an oil on the thing and he says, motor oil?
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Yeah, just off to the side real quick shit's happening here.
This guy is fucking crazy.
He'd be putting motor oil and cocaula and sand in my food?
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Yeah, yeah, it looks like everyone got fooled.
It's right. It's like Belka tipping on your face.
I did successfully catch. I did successfully catch the bowl of fried rice that was thrown to me that
landed in another bowl that I was holding. so I kind of felt like I got just a little bit dignity back. Okay, so you're hoping you say that one out loud, the listener of the podcast won't just
have the resounding memory of you fucking up at Tepidi. Yes. You also had a success at
Tepini Yarki. Hearing reports of an egg-covered bitch. I think you'll find on balance I did pretty
okay at Tepin' yorky. They caught 75% of the things that were thrown to me.
Oh, so these old hunting folks were guided by Tyler and Blake, the owners of Triple
Command Kennels and Snake River Gamebirds.
As Blake worked his hunting dog to find the previously released pheasants in a large
meadow. So you give these pheasants the, the illusion released pheasants in a large meadow.
So you give these pheasants the illusion of freedom.
Hey guys, you're back out here.
Enjoy it.
Yeah.
Ten minutes later.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Have a lovely time in this meadow.
You gotta love it.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Bra.
Tyler would drive the resident in the ranger to a closer destination of where the dog pointed.
Then they would get out, flush the bird, and shoot!
That's fucking cheating.
That's cheating.
Yeah.
Like, hunting as a concept, like, modern-day hunting, if you're not doing subsistence hunting or whatever, this kind of sucks. If you're driving like a ATV right up to where the thing is and you just
going blow because you know where it is and you're just shooting in the head, what are you doing?
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Duck Hunter.
And you can kind of apply the principle of a duck to a pheasant, I think.
Yeah.
It's spiritually similar.
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The residents shot with amazing accuracy as they ended the day with two to three birds
each. All of them basically coming off like Christopher Lloyd playing a, playing Bob Odenkirk's dad
in the movie. No one. Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, no one.
Enjoyed that.
The day was marked by camaraderie, laughter, and the joy of the chase.
Putting some 90-year-old granny on the back of the ATV as you shoot him over there.
As the residents warmed themselves up and ate lunch by the fireplace in a cabin,
the residents hung on each other's
every word as they shared grand hunting stories of their past, with each story getting bigger
and better.
There's just such a borderline, erotic energy to the way that they described these.
It's got to be the same writer every time, yeah.
And they are fucking having fun with it.
Yeah.
How, like how many hunting stories could all of these old people have?
I mean they're all great shots by the sound of it.
They all have at least one.
Yeah. Oh, early this afternoon.
Yeah.
They're all getting unforgettable experiences
forgetting them as they are described
to each other by each of them.
They're just doing a round robin of telling each other about the thing that happened
today and then they forget about it.
Somebody else says, I also once hunted a pheasant.
That reminds me of something that happened to me.
Actually you guys are there. The homestead's decision to organize this pheasant hunt aligns with its commitment to providing
a diverse range of activities that cater to the interests of its residents.
I don't think anyone can argue with that at this point.
Yeah, although, I mean, I guess this is East Idaho, so maybe these are just all their
interests, but there's definitely like a through line of what they like doing.
Eating game meats, shooting blasting animals, yeah.
And giving bags full of loose ice cream.
They just did like gun shooting last time, right?
Yeah. They were just shooting guns in the gun range.
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and this is how you'd clear all these rooms the fastest.
Except it's your people.
Put these seniors on that SAS show.
Yeah, yes.
We have dumped these residents in the middle of the Grand Teetons.
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Good luck out there.
And this year's winner, surviving for 16 hours.
By offering opportunities for outdoor recreation, the homestead aims to foster a close-knit
community and promote an appreciation for the natural world.
I love to appreciate something
and then just fucking let it out both barrels. This is a beautiful bird. Blow. Yeah. How about
putting on some Planet Earth 2? Like I feel like I would really appreciate the natural world
after watching a full season of BBC Nature units, Planet Earth 2. Yeah, about drive down to the beach, have some fish and chips.
Oh my god, yeah, go to one of those beautiful Idaho beaches, have some fish and chips.
It'd be lovely.
I bet you could get like, I bet you could get some sick, um, VR experiences of like, say,
being a giant aquarium or up on Everest or something?
When we're all seeing us, like we're having the VR experience, right?
Well yeah, they're not taking us anywhere.
Yeah, but we're in a home with like the constant VR experience.
We're in matrix pods at this point, I think.
The old folks homes will be just like these giant towers where you just didn't like a pod. And you're like, oh, I'm young! I, I, I, I, I, I, I, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, in their, in their, in their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, in their their their, in their, in their, in their their, in their, in their, in their their, in their, in their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their all-a, their their the will be just like these giant towers where you just didn't like a pod and you're like oh I'm young again I'm in the
Grand Canyon riding a mule and that sounds great I will my only contention to
this is that I think we will be in the red dwarf better than life
headsets and that someone will just come through once a day and hit you with a hose yeah that's it I think we're just the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the' tho. tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the theeeean thean thean toean tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe the the the will just come through once a day and hit you with a hose. Yeah, that's it. I think we're just on MediQuest. I think it's not getting any better than that.
Oh, where's my legs? I think I'll probably just be strapped to the front of a rushed-out
Vail Commodore powering across the nuclear wasteland and use it as sort of a shield for small
arms fire. Yeah. Snake River is right on the border of Idaho.
Uh-huh. Learned some Idaho facts here today. Yeah it runs runs right along the
border between Oregon and Idaho. What's the first thing you think when you hear the word Idaho?
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Well, yeah, there is a Snake River that seems to basically run the entire border.
You know what? I'm thinking about it now, and if this is in East Idaho news,
they're probably not on the west side of Idaho.
Mmm. They're over in the east, near Snake River. Yeah, and we'll figure this one out.
Probably off.
It's a really long river.
It's a really long river.
Yeah.
It goes all the way up the Washington and Oregon borders.
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Hey, the Snake River, I bet that was probably named after a snake.
Or maybe just because like nearly all rivers it has the appearance of a snake in that it meanders
Much in like the movements of a snake
There's another segment where we talk about things like snakes or specifically snakes in this instance
It's Nature Corner and I'm now going to play the Nature Corner theme
Country Roads take me home to the place.
I belong.
Wilt and hisser.
Nature corner.
Rubber crab.
Stick to my dick.
And don't you feel better that we flagged at the beginning of the episode that this
segment would be happening?
Yeah, you had lots of time to process that we'd be doing Nature Corner.
Pleasant little tune you can think about, you can listen to, you know?
Puppy little head along.
This is from KFOR in Oklahoma, the Keefa.
Oklahoma Trailer Park, captured after six months.
Thank God.
Yeah.
After surviving six months inside a southeast Oklahoma City trailer park,
an albino python was found and wrangled by a man who lived there.
Sick. Yeah, dope.
Quote, the thing was found at the same home that management had thought it was under, said
one anonymous resident.
One of the neighbors came out around two this morning and grabbed it.
And put it in a hamper, sealed it with duct tape and left it out in front of their
home until the office opened to take care of it.
So good.
Just be like I'm sick of this thing. Yeah. Someone has to do something about this, and it's me, at 2 in the morning, climbing under
someone's trailer home and grabbing that snake.
The snake is now in the hands of Michael Wilkins of Oklahoma Exotics and Rescue.
It has been surviving in the Burntwood Mobile Home Park.
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put it in my fucked up like roadside zoo. Like my zoo that's on the side of her highway,
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of his enclosure that he made for them in the backyard of his house and they attacked
him. And it was like a story about the, you know how all these wacky animal escape stories
we read were like, Indiana deputies had the surprise of their life today where they blah blah,
and like the guy was injured, he went to hospital,
they managed to get the bears back in the enclosure.
There was no like commentary on like, hey,
why have you got two bears?
Why have you got them?
Not even like a footnote to be like, by the way,
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Yeah, oh man, your bears escaped?
That sucks, dude.
I'm glad you own those.
That's probably for the best.
Experts had said previously that after viewing it through their cameras, they believe the snake
they believe the snake was 13 feet long. Is this experts in guessing how long the the the the their their their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi, like thi, like thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thiase, that's thus, that's thus, that's thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th. That's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. That's long snake. Yeah, well except they were wrong.
And because residents claimed half the cats were missing in the neighborhood, that it had been eating cats.
So that's the what the experts had said before we met the snake.
Quote, no, I would say it's about eight feet, maybe a little more, said Wilkins while taking out the snake to show KFOR.
People love saying anything.
People love saying anything and they love even more saying anything to the news.
That snake was 25 feet long.
It actually ate my husband.
Dwight is gone now because of that snack.
It's not Dwight in the background behind you.
No. It's juvenile, maybe a little older, and he is not in the background behind you? No.
It's juvenile, maybe a little older, and he is not in the best of shape.
Wilkin said the python hadn't eaten in quite some time.
So it's probably wasn't eating the cats.
Probably not eating the cats.
Or husband.
Or Dwight.
When asked if the snake was any danger to those who lived there, Wilkins said it was raised in captivity, meaning it's not as dangerous as one raised in the wild, but the strength
of their constriction could still be dangerous.
Like it would be so fucking undignified to be killed by a constrictor, instead of a venomous snake.
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Yeah, you know?
It's like so unmanly of you.
Yeah, it's real, that's a real beta move.
Just thinking about being like, ooh.
If you get bit by a snake, there's like a real drama to it of just like, oh fuck, oh fuck, I've been
bitten by this. I've got to get the antivinum. I've not made it to the hospital. I've died in my Prius on the way there.
If you're just getting constricted, you've got like a fair whack of time of just being like I'm being constricted. And then you're just there, you're accepting it. I'm still being constricted.
Man, I wish I had like a pocket knife on me and jab this guy or something.
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Well, I mean, there's problems here, right?
Because can't give a snake a wedgey?
Correct.
Cannot.
Or at least, I don't think it would be easy to give a snake a wet witty.
There isn't so much of an ear for you to jam your bewetted finger into.
Oh, that's very true, yeah. How are you making this guy uncomfortable to get him off you?
You know, there's no balls to kick or to grab.
Who?
Which are, how are you making this snake uncomfortable enough?
I would be maybe trying to poke an eye?
But maybe it's constricting you and its heads around the back.
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and it was his, that got him.
Oh, you bought it into your house?
Oh, boy.
Apparently, between zero and one people die from attacks by constrictor snakes in the US every year.
Oh, okay, not a big issue that I was imagining.
No.
Oh no.
Two boys were killed in 2013 at a sleep over when a constrictor got him.
Christ alive.
Get a small snake.
Get like a little green tree snake.
It's like a little green tree snake.
It's like a little guy.
A little guy.
A little diamond python.
I've seen people where they have something like, you know, a little tree snake or whatever,
and it just kind of wraps around their hand and they could just hold it like that.
Yeah, those little guys.
Yeah, that's a nice a vibe, I think.
Just have a couple of rats and a snake, thapapap, obviously. And then when people come over and your friends are like,
oh, do you have any pets? And you're like, well, yeah, but you might be a little scared by them.
Yeah, they're a little freaky. They're a little different.
I got the evil animals instead of the good ones.
Because my personality is so crazy. Because I'm a slither in.
Yeah, that's right.
Won't you slither into this king single bed?
The python will now be given the proper food, storage,
medical help it needs, Wilkins assured.
I will start right away getting him antibiotics and getting him rehabbed, said Wilkins.
It really has been dangerous for him all this time. The snake is finally getting what all snakes desire more than anything else.
Storage.
That's right.
Snakes getting somewhere to put his four-wheeler.
He's getting an IKEA cube.
They're taking the snake to Howard's storage world.
This snake needs somewhere to put his 48 Funko Pops still in their boxes.
Oh man, there's a, there's one of those like...
That's the comedy you can expect here.
Yeah, because we're like cool guys, so we've been like storage.
Like, what if it meant a different kind of storage?
Yeah, it's mostly stuff about a class of people we don't like and semantic ambiguity.
Anyway, what were you saying? This is like student accommodation place that's right
next to the Brisbane Shopping Center, Tuong Village, like right next to the
car park where you can see directly into like 60 very very tiny one single bed, one
riding desk apartments for international students mostly.
Like it looks like a prison, but so many of them are just covered in funco pops.
Like they have two shelves of storage space maximum. That's everything that they get. There's like a wardrobe
for their clothes but then just two shelves and it's like 90% funcopes.
They're just f-popping over there.
Just F-popping.
They're going into Zing and they're buying themselves a couple of F-pops.
Every week. They must take up so much space if you're collecting those guys.
It's Thursday afternoon and they just get a brief phone call from their mother who says, hey,
just checking in, just want to make sure that you know you're doing okay, that you're kind of, that you're feeling on
top of stuff, that you're not feeling like any uncontrollable urges or anything, and they
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When I say, I'm fucking here.
I'm ready. You know what time it is.
I'll tell you when I've got enough.
Getting one of those back
that's like Captain America's Shield.
I hate those.
Whenever I see a grown man one of those. Whenever I see a grown man, one of those, just want to kick him in the back and be like, did it help?
Whenever I walk past a, um, whenever I walk past a zing, I always can't help but see
like, you know, some of the stuff that's in the, in the window.
And I've noticed a bit of an uptick in like, I'm trying to think of the best way to describe this, where it's like there's a kind of attempt
to do more adult-oriented but still pop culture branded clothing, like a khaki button-up shirt
that has like an embroidered Indiana Jones thing on it.
Yeah, and I'm like, that's, that's so cool that you found a way to make a carky shirt cost $30
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be like a quarter is good.
I think there's a lot of people out there whose only form of self-expression is being
able to dress in a way that's like business casual, appropriate for the workplace,
but also show they have a little bit of personality.
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novelty ties or novelty ties. Yeah you can't really do novelty ties anymore
right because we took the tie out of business casual. Yeah that's true
we're a tireless society these days. Yeah I've just put a picture of the aforementioned Zing shirt into the chat for you guys to look at.
Oh right, yeah.
And I just want to note that I think I've really, I've really oversold the, or undersoled
the size of the embroidered.
It's not discreet, yeah.
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Yeah, there's a breast pocket on this shirt
and there's an embroidered hat with a coiled whip around it
and Indiana Jones in cursive writing underneath it
that takes up the entirety of the breast pocket.
That is too large.
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Just wear your Indiana Jones shirt, man. Just lean into it. It's fine.
Just get like the J.J's classic 80 movie, 80s movie shirts that are really distressed.
So, just get one of those. Be like, I'm a bit of a movie buff. I love old flicks.
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be really cool. I think that'd be sick. That'd be awesome. That sounds like something really
hot guy would do. Yeah, I was going out of the pictures to catch a flick with my lady.
I'm trying to see if there's like a section of the Zing store that is explicitly for adults.
I want to tread very carefully here because Maddie's brother designs a lot of the stuff.
Yeah, well mostly for, um, what's the, uh, for EB games, but that obviously it's the same company's thing.
I think everything he does is very cool and tasteful for the record. Yes.
You think he designed this uh... I don't think the end... Gizmo short sleeves shirt.
I don't know maybe. I don't think he did the Indiana Jones one. That much I'm pretty certain,
but I'll ask him about it. Oh, I'm saying tomorrow actually. I'll ask him then.
I'll grill him. Hey, mother fucker, you do the brown Indiana Jones long sleeve button up.
You know what I'm talking about.
The Indiana Jones shirt?
Don't make me explain.
I don't think he would have added the text underneath.
I think he's more subtle than that.
Just personally.
Okay.
According to residents of Burntwood, it took three different experts and two dogs over the past two months to capture the Python, but in the end, a resident captured in one night.
Good on it.
It's great.
Take things into your own hands.
Bring all these experts.
Bring all these experts.
Yeah.
You know, just go for it.
You just grab that.
That bit in no country for old men where it's after Llewellyn has come back from the shooting site
and he can't fall asleep and it's like the middle of the night and he just says okay and
then he gets up to bring that guy water. That's this guy. It's two in the morning he's just like
can't do it. Got to get rid of that snake. They need me. His wife's like, please.
Dwight, no stay in bed. Do Iight, come on! Don't do it!
I'm so haughty.
Just so funny.
Dwight, what's in that bag?
Thirteen foot Python, fine, don't tell me.
Beautiful Idaho Texan.
What state are we in, sorry?
Texaco.
Ida, Ida, Hex.
Ida, Hex.
When on the property of the park,
KFOR reporter was immediately escorted off and told there was nothing to say.
Great.
A staff member said an alert would be sent out to residents,
and that is where their statement would be.
In previous reporting, KFOR found that management had warned residents not to talk to the
media about the snake.
Don't mention the snake.
Don't go to the fake news media about the eight foot bowl constrictor that's underneath
possibly that mobile home that may be another one.
Going to the residents and saying, all right, you know the approach that we have at this
facility to the porcelain man, please apply that to the snake.
Do not look at the snake?
And furthermore, don't let anyone else look at it either.
Just don't think about it.
You know, it's like a big spider in your house. Just he's living his life, you're living yours.
Yeah, he's taking care of the flies for you.
Exactly.
He's taking care of, he's probably eating rats, right?
Yeah, probably not cats.
We hope not cats.
Uh, yes, communities, the product that owns the park has been sent several emails and sent, and sent several phone calls.
I'm sending you a phone call.
Hey brother, I'm just about to send you a phone call.
Let me know when you get it by picking it up and telling me, yes, I've got this.
But they have not replied.
The Python will stay with Wilkins and the crew.
Oh, he's got a crew. That's dope.
At Oklahoma.
Oklahoma. Oklahoma. He's, he, he, he's, he's, this, this, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is. This is this Rescue and Sanctuary for now.
Oklahoma?
He's going, this is, he's going, wait, where was this to start?
I'm quite confused.
I'm always in.
I'm spiritually in East Idaho.
Yeah, now we're in Oklahoma so I guess it makes sense.
That probably makes sense.
Stay in Oklahoma. Yeah. That was awful nice of that mobile home community to send out an email about the
snake. It was something of a public service announcement, which is something that we ourselves do here in
the PSA per segment. This is from KTVB in Boise, Idaho.
This is from KTVB in Boise, Idaho.
The Kutuvb.
Correct.
Raw Milk believed to have caused local illness reports.
Local illness reports. Yeah.
Central District Health announced investigation Tuesday after Ada County residents became
sick due to what they believe was drinking raw milk.
I'm just going to punch that headline up.
Yes.
I feel like that would have been to be better.
I hope you're listening KTVB. Boise, Idaho.
According to CDH, since September 30th, three people became sick after drinking unpasteurized
milk from provider farms in Mountain Home and tested positive for a Campolo bacteriosis
bacterial infection.
Campolo bacteriosis symptoms typically appear within two to five days. That's too long. That's way too long. Because you wouldn't know to stop. You don't. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You to, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. tho. the tho. the the the tho. the the the the. the the. to to to to to to to to to within two to five days. That's too long.
That's way too long. Because you wouldn't know to stop.
You don't know what made you sick.
Like you, yeah, yeah, true.
You probably kept on drinking that raw milk.
Yeah.
One of my kids asked me the other day,
when people go to a restaurant and eat something, if the food makes them sick,
do the the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant th the th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thate, thate, thate, thaten, thathea, thathea, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to though, if the food makes them sick, do they ever sue the
restaurant?
And I'm really not sure what this seven-year-old's understanding of suing somebody is.
A lot of kids' movies from the 90s have the concept of suing and themereen.
Yeah, I thought about suing a lot as a child.
And I said to her, I said, I hate as lawyers.
And I said to her, I said, not really.
And she said, why not?
And I said, well, you know, it's kind of, it's not particularly easy to prove that a thing
you ate at one place was the thing that made you sick.
And she was like, why not?
And I said, how many things have you eaten today?
And she was like, oh, I ate this for breakfast, and then I had this for a snack, and then I had this at lunchtime and this in the afternoon and this for, you know,
and I was like, yeah, so if you got sick, how could you tell anyone with any great certainty?
This is absolutely the thing. Yeah, idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Fool.
You fool.
This is why you need to eat a different colored marble with every dish that you eat.
And that like, we're like, oh, that was green with white flex.
Okay.
Yes.
When something comes blasting out of you and you hear the ceramic tink hitting the toilet bowl,
you can then track down your marble. That's a great pro-life tip from Ben there,
folks. We should start selling branded bags of marbles for eating.
Mr. Trace of marble. Just getting, getting sued by all these people with a lower intestine
jammed pack full of glass marbles. Well, how do you know it was those marbles that you?
Any of the marbles. Well, how do you know it was those marbles that you...
Any of the marbles could have made you sick.
But also, you know, I said, hey, and if you sue someone for
making you sick when you went to dinner at a restaurant,
what are you trying to get from them?
Yeah.
They can't.
You want to shut down a small business?
You want to be the reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the reason the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be the reason a guy can't feed his family? Well what's the financial trade? What are you hoping to get in compensation for your
diarrhea or whatever? McDonald's, free McDonald's for life. I want I want more of the taco
bell. I want to McDonald's in my house. Like Richy Rich McDonald's. I think there's also something of a social contract of just like, uh, you roll the dice every ti-ri, tip, tip, t.... th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. What, th. What, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. contract of just like, you roll the dice every
time you eat.
Yeah, you know?
Yeah.
And if you're serving a hundred people every night, maybe more, every night of the year, sometimes
close to Mondays.
Humans make mistakes.
And people get sick.
Sometimes people just have bad tums.
I don't think I'd know if I had food poisoning. Sometimes there's a series of hair- their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thice thice thice thice thicea thicea thice thice thius thius thius thius thiats thiats thiats the dice the dice thius thius thius. thius. thius. thius. Yeah. Yeah. thices. thice. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. to. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. to. ti. ti. ti. thi. ti. tums. I don't think I'd know if I had food poisoning.
Sometimes there's a series of haircuts happening in the restaurant that you're eating.
That's right. Sometimes there's a haircut happening. Also isn't raw milk like a risky food
to eat? That's why we started pasturizing it? Yeah.
A hundred of the idea. Turns out it's been way better for society since we started pasturizing milk. Yeah.
It doesn't stop people from, I guess, we just have these wonderful rhythms and cycles in our society
where every now and then someone goes, they're probably making it bad by pasturizing it.
They're probably making water bad by running it through all this treatment.
What good stuff are they taking out that I could be getting?
And the answer is you could be getting diarrhea?
You remember that there was like a very brief, very small trend in like...
The raw water trend? Yeah, those those unfiltered, untreated water people in, those San Francisco,
those Silicon Valley tech types. Like that's what I need. It turns out, you know, you're drinking a lot of... Just bacteria, really, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You could thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. You thi, you could thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thiouin thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You're thi. You're thi. You're thin. You're thin. You're thin. You're thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. You're thi. You thi. You thi. tech types, like that's what I need.
And it turns out, you know, you're drinking a lot of, um...
Just bacteria, really?
It's just the stuff that's, that E. coli and stuff, you probably don't want that power.
No fluoride.
Yeah. A lot of waste water type business.
Yeah, there's like... A lot of turns. The one time I tried drinking, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's, thi. That, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's, that's just, that, that, bad it could be I immediately ship myself a day later.
Really?
Yeah.
Immediately a day later.
Immediately 24 hours later.
Well, much like some of these people, two to four days later, well, I eat all kinds of
stuff.
Who's to say it was the raw milk?
Yeah, yeah, they might not have learned a lesson from this. Campello bacteriosis symptoms typically they. I to to to they. I thiae thiae thi. I thi. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I would thi, I would thi, I would thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd th. Yeah, I'd th. Yeah, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I'd thi, I I'd thi. Yeah, I I'd thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'd. Yeah, I'de, I'de, I'de, I'de, I'd thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, I'll thi. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, I'll thi. Yeah, I'd thi. Yeah, I'de. Yeah, I, they might not have learned a lesson from this. Campolo Bacteriosis symptoms typically appear within two to five days and last a week.
Christ.
No, thanks.
Including diarrhea, brackets, often bloody.
If you're like fever.
Yeah.
Fever, stomach cramps, nausea and vomiting.
In rare cases, people can experience irritable bowel syndrome, Lucy, temporary paralysis and arthritis. Temporary paralysis. Dog just drink
regular fucking milk. Yeah just take the regular, me, how good can it be?
I have bloody diarrhea, I can't move and I have early onset arthritis now because I drank
lumpy milk.
Have you ever shat so bad that all your bones hurt?
That's not when I'm after, to be perfectly honest.
This is... Yeah.
CDH urges anyone experiencing these symptoms after drinking raw milk to seek medical attention.
And you know they won't, because they're like, oh yeah, doctor's just going to give me peels. You know, and what's in them?
Hmm?
Poison?
Doctor's gonna pasteurize my milk.
The doctor's got to pasteurize my whole body and take all the nutrients out.
Uh, CDHs investigation will collaborate with the Idaho State Department of
Agriculture and the Idaho Department of Health and Welfare. Officials said they are conducting interviews with patients who became infected and are
getting samples of raw milk.
The ISDA is working with provider farms to prevent further infection.
Hey, Andrew, you know the DJ Shadow album introducing?
Uh-huh.
What if instead of using samples from other music and movies he used samples of raw milk?
Yep, that's a pretty, that's, look, we're going to reach out to him after the show and see if we can get this
off the ground as a concept. Maybe there will be like a sort of 25th anniversary of introducing
popping up and we can, we can sort of see hey
you interested. Introducing raw milk version yeah I think that really pop off
Provider Farms distributes directly to distributors in Nampa and Burley the
ISDA said anyone who was purchased unpasteurized milk from provider farms in the last 30 days should
throw it away.
If your milk is 29 days old.
Your raw milk, I think you should probably throw it away anyway.
Yeah, don't have your milk for that long.
What are you doing?
So if you're listening to this and you've got this raw milk, firstly throw it away. Secondly, I need you to write in and tell me why you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you th you th th th th th th th thr-a thr-a thrown thrown thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, throw it, throw it, throw it, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, thr. thr. thr. thr. th. I should, th. I should, th. I should, th. I, th. I, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thro. I, thro. I, thoooo. I, thooooooooo. I'm, throo. I should, thr-a. raw milk firstly throw it away. Secondly, I need you
to write in and tell me why you're drinking raw milk.
Yeah, actually if you are a sort of white dreadlocks, heart chakra's raw milk drinking person,
tell us your story and we'll read it out on the show in a very non-judgmental, open and interested way.
Yeah, these guys won't be that judgmental. Yeah, that's
right. I'll try and I'm gonna read it differently though. I respect your
way of life. I respect your diarrhea. But maybe you drink raw milk and
absolutely nothing happens to you. And if that was the case, that would be a
perfect candidate for a little segment that we like to call the nothing to report, report, report, report, report.
It's the nothing to report, report, report, report, report, report, the nothing to report,
report, report, the nothing to report, report, report, the nothing to report, report,
what happened? Nothing. Shhh. Nothing to report, fucking business, it's the...
Nothing to report, report, report, report, report, report.
Nothing to report, report, report, report.
Nothing to report report report, report.
This is from the Associated Press.
Prosecutors closed investigation of Berlin Aquarium Collapse as the cause remains unclear.
Do you guys remember that one? I do? That giant, fucking aquarium as the cause remains unclear. Do you guys remember
that one? I do. That giant fucking aquarium in the foyer of a hotel.
Extremely tall aquarium. Yeah, big tall aquarium. And we got that like caught on video?
It's fucking crazy. Prosecutors in Berlin said Tuesday they have closed their investigation into the spectacular collapse of a huge aquarium last December after an expert report failed to pin down a reason why the the tha-tha-o their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their their. I do. I do. I do their. I do their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te Tuesday they have closed their investigation into the spectacular collapse of a huge aquarium last December after an expert report failed to pin down a reason
why the tank burst.
They haven't figured it out. They just have no idea.
Oh well, bam, done.
Big shrug. Sometimes this sort of thing, it just happens, so it's fine. The Aquedome Aquarium, now I'm assuming you meant to pronounce this Germanly, Aquedome, instead of Aquedom.
Now there's a concept I can get behind.
A sort of Ursula-esque figure.
Which stood in a hotel lobby in the center of the German capital burst in the early hours of December 16th, sending 1 million liters of water gushing into the building and the street
outside. Two people were slightly injured. Is that all? That's crazy. That's
fucking amazing. Not so lucky for the fish, though.
Prosecutors said they have closed an investigation of persons unknown on suspicion of
causing bodily harm by negligence after evaluating the expert report commissioned by the building's owners, which they received in in the the the the the the the the the building in the building in the building in the building in the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building harm by negligence after evaluating the expert
report commissioned by the building's owners, which they received on October 6th.
Its author, engineer Christian Pawnton, has presented three theories, but said there is no clear
evidence to prove any of them.
So I wonder if they had some people that were, um, you know, responsible for the safety
of the thing, and they said, it's your fault that it was unsafe, and now you're subject to
an investigation because we asked you what happened and you said, uh, no, and then we looked
into it and our conclusion is, uh, uh, when they say, prosecutor said they've closed an investigation
of persons unknown, are they
just unable to find the people that built and maintained the aquarium?
They don't know who they are?
Or is it just that it's unknown to this news?
Could be anyone.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, there's no paper trail.
Who mysteriously left a one million liter fish tank the foyer of this fancy hotel?
The hypotheses were that an adhesive seam holding together the cylinder may have failed.
That's the first one. That's the tank may have been damaged by a dent in the base
when the aquarium was modernized in 2020. They are put Tick Tock in there. That's how you would modernize an aquarium.
They gave them, they put Tick Tock in it.
They put, I don't know if that means there's a screen in there with Tick Tock for the Fish.
I don't know, I'm just reading what's written down here.
Uh, or that the tank may have been refilled too late after that modernization, drying the acrylic glass walls out too much.
Prosecutor said in a statement that since the cause couldn't be pinpointed,
they had no lead to follow in terms of who might be responsible.
They said that there had never been any suspicion of a deliberate act.
I reckon it was the fucking, the Yahoo's at Peter, PTA.
You think they kind of drilled a little hole in it?
This is the sort of shit they do. They do two things. They do the most intentionally annoying
fucking social media campaigns where they're like pepper pig should be a person instead of a pig because
it supports the livestock industry or whatever.
They have ladies with their titties out with like animal blood on them or something.
Yeah, you're right. They're not all bad. Sorry, not the animal blood part.
Did you know if you see that recent one that was about like, um,
was it about like, not alpacas, uh, the other kind of animals.
Lamas, what he goes?
Dog.
Fish.
It was, it was one of the kinds of alpaca-like animals that they get a very valuable type of
fur from and they kind of pull it all off them while they're still alive and let it grow back or whatever. And they go, oh I don't like that when you're doing it to them.
And they had, as this protest, they had a lady lying on a, on a, like, lady lying on like a little
sacrificial table type thing with a bunch of, bunch of sort of feathers or fur or something glued to her mostly naked body and a guy like tearing it off in a representation of
the of the pulling off of fur from these animals except in what I assume is
supposed to be an anguished cry she is instead just doing the horniest sounds.
Yeah. You have ever heard a lady make publicly. It is not real. Pater is fueled by the, it's funded by the horniest sounds you have ever heard a lady make publicly.
It is not real.
Peter's fueled by the, it's funded by the meat industry, surely.
Sure, it's a sign-up.
They're so good at being annoying.
Like they are masters of their craft at getting talked about.
That's true.
But to what end?
To what end?
The talking is almost always people saying, shut up. Stop doing that that just don't understand, is it that their reach is so wide that the
small number of people are like, huh? You know what they make some good points?
Is like a net positive? I just don't understand. Also I've googled
Lama Alpaca Juanaco to find out if there's another thing people generally list with
those. Are you talking about the beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful? Yes. Oh. Oh, okay. God, we're good.
I've never heard of this before in my life. They're so little. There's tiny the last. I've never heard of that thing.
Vicunia wool is considered the rarest and most expensive legal wool in the world. Oh. Talk to me about the beautiful. There. There. There. the the the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful the beautiful. I the beautiful the beautiful. I. I. I the beautiful the beautiful. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the beautiful. Oh, the beautiful. Oh, the beautiful. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I, I, I, I, I the beautiful. I the beautiful. I the beautiful, I the beautiful, I'm the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, the beautiful, I've the beautiful, I've the beautiful. I've. I've. I considered the rarest and most expensive legal wool in the world.
Oh, talk to me about a legal wool, please.
Yeah, tell me what's an illegal wool.
Illegal?
So it's very, very, very fine.
Okay.
The hair of the vucunia is sheared in pens after a traditional roundup.
A wool with an average fiber length of 2 to four centimeters is obtained every other year.
And so yeah, they just kind of hold them down and cheer them, you know, like ours.
But I guess, uh, I guess they're not into it, you know?
You gotta share them things though, right?
They're in a legal wool, by the way.
The first result, if you Google a legal wool animal, is a linked-in question, which is,
why is Chattush?
Oldcaps banned.
Because it involves the killing of Tibetan antelopes, which is illegal under national and
international laws.
Bontovista does not condone killing Tibetan antelopes for shattush.
Shattush. The aquarium first opened in 2003.
There were no plans to rebuild it.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
It was in fact Kashmir.
Peter had nothing to do with the Vikonia.
Peter had nothing to do with the victim.
In London, a series of Peter protests included a woman posing as a sheep to demonstrate
animal cruelty used for cashmere.
So it's the way that they get this off of goats.
That is bad.
And they need a nude woman posing as an animal in every instance to show animal cruelty.
Well not just any nude woman.
One with big knockers.
She was indeed an attractive lady and spent
the whole time that this guy was simulating ripping fur off her going, oh!
Oh, yeah, hands and feet bound. Also, I mean, the Rams horns are going to do something to a very
specific set of our listeners, so I'm not going to fucking put that in her.
I've got to respect this, the Peter group. She's Hollywood taped the nips though, which seems
like that's not a, you're not really committing to it. To me, that says, I guess you don't care about the
animals. Yeah, you don't care about the animal of a human being. Yeah, yes. What about this? Yes. What about this animal? Yeah. Yes. Thank you, Lucy. Yes. What do I get out of all this? That's the question I'm asking.
And don't do that to those animals as well. We're not pro-animal cruelty because we hate Peter.
Just to be clear. Just to be angli thinking about Peter. They also love doing posts that are like,
oh, Palestinians.
What about the bees we exploit to make honey?
Holy fuck, yeah.
All that sort of stuff.
And they, it's on purpose.
This is the thing that drives me insane
where they're like, stop using animal-centered language.
Instead of calling someone a greedy pig, call them a silly duffer. It's exactly the same as all those like tumblipost
that we're like try to get people out of using tablous language. Don't call someone a fool,
call them a nons. You can call anyone a nons. I don't think that's offensive to anyone but nons.
That's right, yeah. If anyone reacts really badly when you call them a nods, you found one. What?
Oh shit.
I see think of a in the Simpsons where one of the kids makes a joke or something about
Mr. Burns like effectively being a model or something and he goes, who told you?
Oh, oh, ha ha ha ha.
That image is so horny. It's really. Who told you? Oh, oh, ha ha ha ha.
That image is so horny. It's really the video the video is way horny And we have to make a this is a distinction we've had to make several times before. It's not horny to us. We're not turned on by it. No
The intention and the energy behind it is horny. Oh, we're making that distinction
Well, I am for me. I don't know about you too.
Okay.
Uh, we're all here to make our own distinctions, I guess.
Puntovista, make your own distinctions.
Choose what you think is horny.
We report, report you distinguish.
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Bottom feeders? Your time to shiard. Yeah, that's right.
You did it. You did it. You did it.
Flathead. The Flathead's time has finally come.
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in a neighboring aquarium that was unaffected. Great, good for those guys. Don't build stupid
architecturally stupid aquariums. I think I like the idea of an extraordinarily tall
aquarium in the middle of a hotel lobby because I'd like to look like the idea of an extraordinarily tall aquarium in the middle of a hotel lobby
because I'd like to look at the fish, but that just seems crazy if you're not absolutely
lutely certain it's not going to explode one day.
Yeah.
They should have any kind of fish tank that doesn't explode.
They should.
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Yeah, we're too busy making content instead of making an aquarium that doesn't explode.
Yeah. Don't care about going to Mars. I care about getting a really good aquarium to Mars. Yeah.
Don't put a man on Mars. Put thousands of fish inside a shatterproof aquarium. Yeah.
If you believe they put a fish in a tank.
There is.
And if you're under 30.
That was technically an episode of the podcast.
Buntavista, thank you for joining us.
We loved having this conversation with you.
The back and forth.
Yeah, why didn't youto have more. Yeah.
Why don't you come around sometime?
To another episode of the podcast.
Hey, let's get intimate.
Get behind the paywall.
Pay us.
Hey, here's a crazy idea.
What if you put some goat horns on?
Yeah.
Bound you.
We just kind of, see where it goes. back, sort of writhing on a table. Nude, nips hidden, not... Tastefully nude. Yeah, that absolutely wasn't tastefully nude, just by the way.
Yeah, not that out the front of a fucking Tesco's or whatever it was.
Yeah, Christ alive. Yeah, we'll see you next week. May we'll see you on the bonus episodes.
Who knows? No pressure. Let's do whatever feels good. Have a lovely week. Stay safe out there. We'll talk to you real soon. you