Boonta Vista - EPISODE 320: Joe Biden’s America’s Spine Implant AI Cuck Fantasies

Episode Date: November 4, 2023

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90% of the curriculum was the call and response, can I go to the toilet to do diarrhea, followed by I don't know, can you? And the child immediately shitting themselves. My name is Theo Farron. I guess you can call me a pencil pusher or a paper shuffler for the government. It's just that these days many of these papers are trying to make sense of just what we can do about a world in which seemingly every man, woman and child is permanently running to and from the toilet.

Do big dukees. Yeah, yes. I'm here with my strange wife, Lucy, on a desperate mission, but I don't know that yet. For now, Lucy, welcome. What a strange and stinky world we find ourselves in. It's not strange for me, actually. This is normal. Normal. In a way, you are kind of like prepped for it.

Yeah, I'd actually love it. I'd love the Diarrhe-Ginn world. The one who already has IPS is king. Let's make a more accessible world for people with diarrhea. Lucy's got her, Lucy's got her 10,000 hours of diarrhea behind her, so to speak. It's mastered. It's Lucy's world, we just live in it. And shit in it a lot. I'm also here with my dear friend, the owner of this beautiful house we find ourselves in, an ex-cartonist and now cannabis dealer, it's Ben. Ben, thank you so much for hosting us and providing us with this gunger. It's all what we all need right now. Well that and the toilet. How are you buddy? I'm good, again, everyone has diarrhea.

And this has caused the end of the world. The end of the world, nobody's having kids because they're too busy-dookying. But if everyone has a diarrhea, then nobody has diarrhea. If everyone has diarrhea. Nobody. This is called the new normal. Yeah. I mean, there's the stigma of diarrhea. I get that, Lucy, what you're saying. I understand that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th is that th is that th is th is th is thi the stigma the stigma the stigma the stigma the stigma the stigma the stigma the stigma is the stigma is the stigma is the stigma is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the end the end the end the end the end the the the end the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their the new normal. Yeah. I mean, there's the stigma of diarrhea. I get that, Lucy, what you're saying.

I understand that. The stigma of diarrhea disappears. The diarrhea, as itself, very much still here. I mean, if you think about it, the amount that we shit now is, we think that, what do doctors say? No more than oncethree times a day, no fewer than once every three days. We think that that is normal. Just say, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's what we think is normal.

Yep. Yeah, I mean, it's not like a hard number they give you a medical school. I think I got that from scrubs. But you know, that's kind of, we think that's kind of, we that's, we that's, we that's, we that's, we that's, we that's, we that's, we that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, they. they. to. to. that's kind, that's kind, that's kind, that's kind, that's kind of, that's kind, that's kind. that's, that's, necessarily mean that that's that's like how life has to be. You could be shitting all the time you just, you wouldn't be able to drive, you need special pants. The bus trips I think are also out. It would be hard to have sex if you constantly had to be like, wait, I've got time here, sorry. I have to probably invent a kind of special pants. I feel like thanks. th th th th th th th th th thi thi thu thu thi thu thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thate that that that to be to be to be thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that. You that. You that. You that. You that. You that. You could that. You could that that that that that that to to to that to to to that to that that that that that thateee. You could th for that. I feel like this is an Armageddon that could be solved by special pants. Special pants? Well, you better get to work then.

What about opiates? Oh. What about just some coding? Yeah, it doesn't work. What if we all took codeine all the time? Yeah. Plus the government outlawed it because it's fun. I'm going to put that in your TV troops for lamp shading or whatever. There's an obvious exception but it doesn't work which ever one that is. Yeah, we tried it.

Cell phone run out of batteries so I can't call the police about the serial killer. If it was so simple we've done that by now. Yeah, you got any weed for me to the try there and coughed? Yeah but don't cough, it'll make you die real. It's a general rule I think now, it's try not to cough. Don't sneeze, don't cough. Don't startle anyone, don't startle yourself. Don't think it, don't say it. I do like that we are still trying to get to the toilet. Yeah, we haven't like, life hasn't broken down. We still have a sense of ourselves.

We've still got dignity. We're all that guy and children of men that's collecting... That's right. We're collecting all the masterwork pieces of art even though everything's about to fall apart by not just shitting our pants all the time. We are putting on a sort of, we're putting on a face for the rest of the world. Putting on brave face and brown pants and we're striding onwards. Oh I wish they could have been special pants. Suddenly the air in the room goes still. A complete hush falls over us as the most unlikely thing in this world has entered the scene. Is it??? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the the th. the the th. the the th. the tho-up, thi thi thi. the, thi' thi' th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th thi. thi. the the the to t toge toge toge toge. toge. toge. We're toge. We're the. We're the. We're ush falls over us as the most unlikely thing in this world has entered the scene. Is it? Could it be? It appears to be the only person without diarrhea in the entire world. It's our beloved Andrew. Hey buddy. Hey, what's up? I'm smelling pretty good right now. Yeah, you haven't been to the toilet this whole time. No. Why is something going on? You just go about your day. You just. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I. I I. I the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Is their. Is their. Is their. Could. Could. Could. Could. Could. Could. Could. Could. Could. Could. their. Could. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the toilet this whole time. No, no, why is something going on? You just go about your day. You just do anything with your day. You just, yep. And you don't need to...

You walk into a room, you're not looking for where a bathroom is. No, I can take a 40 minute flight from Camber to Sydney. And it's fine. It's fine. Can I, um, why what happens to you guys? Middle of the war zone, Andrew does a big fart without shitting himself. All of the gunfire stops. You hear the sound of these guns dropping to the ground. Can I just sort of explain, just if my mom's listening to this episode,

just like a sort of catcher up to speed on this intro. So first of all, Buntavista is a Buntivista is a comedy, current events podcast. Capturing the sort of the news of the weird, but not quite funny enough to have gone viral. So this intro itself is a reference to a previous intro that Theo did, called the the Pregn Intro, which in turn is a reference to the movie children of men. In children of the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, the, sort, the, the, the, the, the sort, the news news news news news news news news news news news news, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, turn is a reference to the movie Children of Men. In Children of Men, everyone stops being able to give birth except one woman, a pregnant woman is found. Theo has done a sort of opposite children and men situation where everyone is pregnant all the time. So that was a sort of a fun, lighthearted twist. So now what we're done with this one is that we were kind of pressed for time and Theo's done a riff on an old classic.

A little that will find and replace but... Yeah, pregnant with the word having diarrhea. Yeah and so that in itself is also a reference to sort of the law of the podcast that both Lucy and Theo has the worst fucking show. Tummy troubles. So Lucy has I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi th thi thi thi thiou thiou thiou tho tho tho tho tho thiou tho tho thio thio thio thio thio th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha thi theeo theooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's tho's th have the worst fucking show. Tummy troubles. So Lucy has IBS and Theo just has regular man diarrhea undiagnosed. Uh, yeah, and occasionally I can't pop the ring. Oh, look, the irony, look, the greatest irony of this. The greatest irony of all of this is that Ben is the only one around here as far as I know who has a normal tummy. Wait, do you also also their thiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I I I I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, just just just just thi, just just just that Ben is the only one around here as far as I know who has a normal tummy.

Wait, do you also have diarrhea trouble? Oh, that's right, I'm sorry, I keep asking you guys. It's just so weird to me to like constantly have. Alright, look, I don't think the issue is that I have like, I have like, uncontrollable diarrhea tummy. My issue is that I'm too regular now. I'm too, I'm too on the clock, right? Oh, it's too predictable when you need to go do a huge shit at the toilet?

Yes, but you never kind of like caught out. No, what I'm saying is that I think the last however many years of working at home and never having to be anywhere in the morning, and I get up and then at the same time every morning my body goes, we're gonna do shit now. And I am able, through circumstance, to respond to my body in like three seconds, I walk over the bathroom, right? Respond to your body, listen to her. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, th. the the the the the th. the to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their thea.a. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the bathroom right? Respond to your body listen to her yes. But you're only situationally normal. Except that now I've trained my body to understand that there is a roughly sub one-minute time between having the feeling that I need to shit and shit. So now you need to start training like

your sphincter. Well now now I have occasions where like I got a I got a bee out of the house at what might be that time and my body doesn't want to hear it. You got to do your sphincter kegels. Your rear pelvic floor you got a stricken your pelvic floor. I'm getting like a six hour lead time. My body's like hey by the way later on in the day you know why? You might want to figure this out. You know why, a hospital worker, because you've just got stuff you have to keep doing. That is true. Even when I'm like at work and in the middle of a meeting with somebody, I can say, hey, I hear someone at my door and walk out of the room. Yeah, I can't do that.

The porcelain man is it in the door. Yes. Yes. We just don't want to get into that. There's the Porcelain Man spooky. The porcelain man tummy. The two variants. Porilet. Our only bad review on iTunes is a guy that's like, all these guys do is make in jokes

and mumble. And I don't think that's fair. I don't mumble. I think we speak very clearly. We're in Nancy. I think that guy mumbles. Yeah. It's pretty true. I'm working on my ditches. Be bisexual.

Eat hot chip and lie. That's right. Um, well, now you're fully caught up on our digestive issues. Let's catch up on some other things in a little segment that we like to call Blotter reports, but I've decided to cast a wider net. So this is from a quite wide area in the US, but I've not specified where the places are. Hang on, sorry. Wait, pause for a second.

Where's a police blotter? Oh, it's where they write down all the incidents that they've had on shift and then newspapers will go through them and publish the ones they find interesting. I see. So I've read them for quite a few different police departments, quite a few different states, just to sort of take America's temperature, you know, to put a thermometer in America. That's another thing you can't really do in diarrhea again. It's you can't direct or one anymore. Yeah. Coming straight back out. Yeah. Here we go. October 15th, 7 p.m. Caller at a grocery store in the 3,500 block of 10th Street,

reported a man on a leather jacket and leather pants, scooting a motorcycle around the parking lot and it is quote, weirding people out. What's fucking crime? Being too cool being too awesome? Police there's a cool guy here go and sort him out he's making me feel bad about myself he's in he's in leather we're talking jacket or pants both that's how cool he is that's how cool he is oh man also October 15th a caller reported a suspicious man that was throwing trash on the ground. No one in the area matched the description of the man.

Oh, spooky! Spooky! 739 a.m. A person called Tracy Police. Sorry, a person called Tracy Police. Not a person named Tracy Police here. Hello, police. Tracy Police here. A person called Tracy Police to complain about a group of 10 people playing volleyball on the grass in Dr. Powers Park on Lowell Avenue. The caller said the group was ruining the grass, blocking the disc golf course and leaving trash behind. How old do you think this caller might have been? A hundred, hundred and five. Blocking the disc golf course. Is there a bottledck to get to the disc golf course?

Well, no, I assume that they're standing in between the tee-off and the gay little, excuse me, the, what we can just say? And the, yeah, absolutely, I will. The thing that the disc golf discs go into. What do the disc golf things go into? Is it frisbee dog? Yeah, it's like a basket thing that's like elevated off the ground, I think. Did they, did you guys have to do any disc golf or ultimate frisbee in like primary school sports?

I don't think I've ever played these. They made us do ultimate frisbee like one time and I was so good at it. I'm like awesome at Frisbee. Oh I'm a naturally gifted Frisbiest. It's kind of like Frisbee because you should do disc golf. I'm probably... If there's a whole bunch of rowdy teens not blocking the... Yeah, guys I'm trying to play disc off here. October 16th, 830 a.m. A caller in the 5200 block of 11th Street reported two suspicious black briefcases slid underneath the dumpster outside his building.

Oh. That is suspicious. This could be your no country for old men arc. Why are you calling the cops? For real? Yeah, just take him and run and keep on running because it's gonna find you. Yeah. And I hope you don't have any humanity left because that's gonna slow you down and in the end it's gonna be the undoing of you. Yes. Yeah. Because you you will never win against the like the void of the darkness sort of thing. The inhuman will win at all times. Yeah it's an implacable evil and there's nothing you can do. You can't stop what's coming. And they'll come to your wife to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. the. the. that's that's th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the. that's thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. times. Yeah, it's an implacable evil and there's nothing you can do. You can't stop what's coming. And then they'll come to your wife's house and get her too. Yeah, and you know because he was wiping his shoes on the the doormat that he definitely, he'd killed her for sure. Hmm. October 17th, 1115 p.m. The caller in the200 block of 28th Avenue reported some underage kids being disrespectful and pointing a laser at the house. You're disrespectfully lasering me?

Or is it disrespect like separate from the laser? Oh, true. Yeah. Hey, house is chuggy. He is one of the chuggy elements of your house. I'm just circling it with a laser pointer. They're doing like a McMansion Hell style breakdown of the house with a laser pointer. These are 18th century-style French windows,

but this is clearly modeled after a mid-century American home. Circling around things tacky, tacky. Yeah, I don't even know, I don't even know how you can watch Master Chef on that thing. Look, here's the LED bleed in here. Is that even a Sony Bravio? Using a laser level, like, I notice you have three different angles on your roof there? What the hell is going on? Yeah. Uh, 901 p.m. A caller said there was, quote, suspicious activity in the parking lot at the shell gas station on post road regarding quote, unidentified objects being placed inside a white box truck, according to police logs.

EGPD officers later reported that people involved were prepping to paint the next day. Yeah. So like some people look like a work truck while doing some work? People love to call the cops on something they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the cops on something they don't something they don't something the cops on something their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. tho. the. thoo. the. theole. thoo. their their their their their their their their their their the next day. Yeah. So like some people with like a work truck doing some work? People love to call the cops on something they don't understand. Just something they don't know what it is. Hey, do your own research. Ask him. Hey, just ask. What are you all doing over there?

Yeah. Oh, you're prepping to paint. Now that is interesting. I I I that that that that that that that is that is that is that is that is that is the the the the the the the the to paint. Now that is interesting. I didn't know you had to do that. Yeah if the issue is that the objects are unidentified, try identifying the objects. Or minding your own business. Some things will be on your ken. Pay for your fuel, get your twiks, get your yellow gate rate, get back in the car and keep going. Get the fuck out of there. October 18th. The police investigated a report of a man selling windows door to door on Eagle Lane.

The man had a permit. Where did you get these windows, bro, window to door? Yeah, imagine if he was selling doors window to window. Crazy. What is...it was selling doors window to window. Crazy. What is... What do you mean he was selling windows? He just knocks on your door and says, hey, do you want to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The man. The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.ea.ea.ea. The the mean he was selling windows door to door and says hey do you want to buy some... like does he have them with him? You all need any

windows? He asked if he needs any windows and when you say you're all good on windows he just... He pulls a stone out of his pocket and says I'll be back in five minutes. Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure? That shit's chuggy. Those kids over there tell them that your windows are chuggy. Giving a group of kids a $20 note and a laser pointer and saying, all right, start pointing out that their windows look like shit. You guys need some brown bottled glass.

Everyone's into 70s stuff at the moment. It looks so good. That's so true. 70s is definitely the first generation aesthetically. Yeah. October 19th, 1159 a.m. a caller on East Highland Avenue wanted to report a suspicious person and described someone in the area the previous day wearing a long black cape and a black bird mask with a long beak. Yeah, I think they are describing a plague. I think that's a plague doctor. Once again, if you could just identify the object, you feel fine. I want to get the timeline of this right. A caller on East Highland,

I mean wanted to report a suspicious person and describe someone in the area the previous day wearing the plague doctor outfit and then return the next day and put painted rocks in the callers mail slot. Oh, an omen. That's... You've been called upon, sir? Yeah. Yeah. You're next, you're nexed. You are next, I'm afraid. This is kind of a your next situation. Yeah. I don't know what the police can do. I mean, you're next. You're next. You're that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I the thi. I th. I kind of a your next situation. Yeah. I don't know what the police can do. I mean, you're next. You're next. You're next. I believe that's one of the harbingers of Diarrhea Gettin. Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys see they're making a sequel to It Follows? Oh it follows again? No, it's called They Followed. It's still following. everybody Joe Biden's America.

Should I watch that one? Is that one of the good ones? Oh it is? Yeah, very much is. You should definitely watch that. Is that with Patrick Wilson? No. I'm thinking of Insidious. Yes, maybe? You should watch it follows. But the weird thing I saw is that like, whatever studio is putting it out was like the long. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. It's thi. It's th. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th I saw is that like whatever studio is putting it out was like the long-awaited sequel to It Follows like no it actually just finishes it like a perfect note not a single person has been sitting around being like fine by itself yeah do another one I can't wait to what happens to see what happens to the malevolent force or whatever bed when you watch that one. I love watching a tiny bit of a horror film, horror film, horror film at night once when kids go in bed. I watched the first 20 minutes of Infinity Pool last night and I'm looking forward to completing

it by 2024. That don't know if I liked it. But enjoy that one. Little scars guard. I love a little scars guard. Oh, he's a handsome scars guard. One of the best scars gards out there. He's the best. He's the top two scars guards.

He's tall. He's reliable. We're talking Alexander. Yeah, he is the good Scarsgard. I mean, eventually you're going to get older, right? Yeah. Oh no, I like that Stellan Scarsgard. Yeah, I mean, we like a Silver Fox. Yeah. Who's the, um, the wormiest scars-garde?

The, um, the it guy, right? The Kier and Kolkun of Scarsgards. Yeah, the one that's the clown. Yeah, the clown guy. Bill! Bill! Don't like that, Bill. He can't be going to be called Bill Scarsgard. Yeah. It's not an ethereal name. I didn't know he was a Scarsgard.

Yeah. Between Stel and Scarsgard and his eight children, Can I list off the Scarsgards'gards, please? Oh, please. Can we get a little of the- Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Sc Scarsgards for you? Oh, please. Oh, please. I'm a big Scarsgard Lawhead. Are we going from, um, what order are we going in here? I don't know, this is, I'm just stealing this list off people. Yeah.

Let's, this is in my list of, uh, in order of my preference. Alexander, Gustaf, Sam, Bill. I. theyche. I, I, I, Juh, don't, no some sort of Scandinavian shit, Volta, Ossian, and of course, Colborn. You've got Volta and Colborn and Bill. Bill and Sam, yeah. Interesting. Yeah.

And that's been... Scars, God watch. Yeah. Where are we? October 20th. 10.29 p.m. A group of people yelling and pointing lasers in the 2,400 block of Gilbert Street and were last seen leaving in a gray Yukon.

And what were they yelling, Lucy? Churkey. You shit sucks. This shit looks like a fam. 4.50 p.m. I call it told police his father got into a verbal argument with an employee of Petro Oil and threatened, quote, to go there. Yes. Threatening the fuck this guy. That the father appeared fine and that we would speak to his therapist about the incident.

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pharmacy on South Orange Avenue. Now you tell me whether you think this is suspicious enough. Officer Plaza noticed that the man was carrying empty shopwright bags and had put on a ski mask and hood prior to entering the store. Officer Plaza then observed the man bypassed the checkout line and exit the store carrying the bags which were now full. Officer Plaza detained detained the man bypassed the checkout line and exit the store carrying the bags which were now full. Officer Plaza detained the man and further investigation determined that he had stolen approximately $80 in energy drinks. How many do you have to carry? How many do you have to carry?

You don't have to do a heat to get to steal energy drinks? Why are you like the ski mask? I said you carry like 40 of them? This is the pre-job? the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their Yeah. This is the this is the pre-job. For what you reckon he needs 80 dollars in energy drinks for whatever the big job is? Yeah absolutely well I need to make sense. Yeah you didn't have to put the ski mask on. Yeah. The easiest way to shoplift is to act like you're just you're in the shop to the shop. You're gonna buy something. Filli you fill. the the their the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. their tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. their their their their their their their their their their their their their then buy one energy drink. Yeah, that's how you shoplift. And then while you're at the counter be like, oh I love these. I could have just $80 of these a day. Yeah. I love them so much. I love white monster. Yeah. I look in my personal opinion. Nobody is stealing $80 worth of energy drinks. Yeah. Yeah. I love my heart is stealing $80 worth of energy drinks unless they are really sleepy.

Yeah. We should have a little sympathy. Yeah, try having a little sympathy. Yeah, try having a little empathy. Would you put someone in jail for stealing a loaf of bread to feed their family? What if their family's really sleepy? $80 of prime? If you see someone sweeping $80 worth of energy drink into a big bag, no you didn't. Yeah, and I sincerely believe that because we personally don't sell energy drinks.

October 25th, 108 p.m. Caller said while cleaning, they found a bull elk head in a tarp. Caller said they were going to take itto the dump but wanted to call beforehand. Cool free elkhead. Like the full head? The police first? Like hey do you know if anyone's missing an elk head in a tarp here which seems kind of ominous well I'm just gonna chuck it. Is that all right with you guys? Yeah, like a threat. I think of burying it in my backyard. Like, under the, yeah, under the shadow of night, if that's all right. It's gonna plant a tree on top of it. A cruel and twisted oak that will grow from the spot where the head was, and it whispers at me in the night. I don't think that's the police's department, sir. Yeah, do whatever, man.

A resident reported that on two separate occasions, two teenagers knocked on her door and then took off running. Officers were called to the area. Bang, bang, bang, bang. And they're able to locate the individuals. Fuken. What are you doing? Someone knocked on my door. I got to do no-ditched. There was no one there. Yeah.

Can you murder them? Can you hit them? He show up with a gun? With your patrol car? Ah, yes, that is the one thing we do. Safety off. Bullet in the chamber. Finger on the tr shit, but have to do this first before going back

to the station. Not good at using public bathrooms. October 26th 143 p.m. Person stole the Assembly of God Churches riding Lord Mower. Okay, that's reasonable beef. Yeah. Where's you going now? If you're no an easier way to get a sanctified Lord Moe, I'd like to hear it. You want me to ride around on unblessed Lordmower? October 27th, 1123 a.m. Caller said that there was a man sitting in the field under a bush holding a machete. Police made contact and found out the man under a bush holding a machete. Police made contact him.

Found out the man was cutting sagebrush. Yeah, probably tired from cutting all that sagebrush, I'd say. Oh, there's a fucking people like, oh. The guy has a gardening tool. You can carry guns in this country. You can carry a gun on your person. Yeah, and they had him in their sights the whole time while they were darling 911 with their shaky-y- Yeah, holding the gun. This guy's got a machete.

They had like the Mad Max 2, like giant magnum revolver with the scope on it, pointed directly at this guy. 4.41 PM. Caller said that there was a woman fully naked and exposed lying on the ground of the parking lot. Yeah, what's the crime? Police arrived to find the woman wearing clothes. I think that's coming here. Sorry, so there's simply nothing we can do. Like, still there? Like, she's still...

The same woman? Problem officers? What a beautiful sunny day. It's lucky I'm fully clothed. I'd hate to get sunburned. October 29th. A man left his legally owned weapon in the bathroom of a restaurant near the 2100 block of South, 320th Street. Why did you bring that? Yeah. How come he did that, sir? How come you were strapped at the restaurant and then you went to take a shit? Yeah.

And then you left your gun in the toilet, sir? How come you did that for? It seems to be the place to leave guns. It's the place to jeer for leaving your gun. 1014 a.m. Caller said that a man playing a guitar got in his face and was harassing him. Police were unable to make contact but we're on the lookout to tell the man that his behavior was unacceptable. A man playing a guitar got in his face. That's a fucked up.

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2007, right? That's a couple of years ago. No, that can't be right. It says it came out in September 2023. Perfect. Ah, there you go. At last, November 3rd, a woman on East 12th Street told police a woman known as Twisty was in the alley behind her property and began to cuss at her.

This caused a woman to engage in a verbal altercation with her. She said, Twisty threw a stick across a yard and onto the ground and continued walking down nearby alley. The woman told police that she just wanted the other woman to stay away from her property. Twisty was not there when police arrived and was not able to be found. Twisty's not real. Like a leaf in the wind. Twisty is like she's a personification of grief. Tell yourself, you're not real.

Twisty, you are not real. Once you become friends with Twisty. Live with Twisty. Don't. You have to realize you and Twisty are the same person. We're all the same person. We're all Stardust. Yeah. I'm not, but I get there.

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And sometimes we come across these complicated, sort of fraught, emotional, interpersonal situations in the world. And sometimes we ask Lucy to solve them in a little segment that we like to call Paging Dr. Lucy. If you find that you are having a little relationship trouble, just to pick up your telephone and dial it on the double. You call one eight hundred, three, one, seven, five one, five, five, now your page and I couldn't say,

Haven't heard that one in a while? Yeah. There's been, that's been a bit, mostly because I, every relationship story I find it either. It's either fake or unbelievably depressing. Yeah. It's kind of those are the two things. This one was posted in our relationships over 35. That's my favorite one.

Last month, my wife, 37 and I, 38, recently rented the suite in the basement of our house to a young, 25, question mark, photographer guy. Really nice guy and he and I get along. Well, yes, yes today, she decided that she and our tenant have been talking about setting up an OF account, it's only fans, it's sort of a internet pornography Sort of you pay a creator so that you can see images and video they make Yeah, just if Ben's mom still listen, that's what only fans is They've been talking about setting up in an only fans account brackets his idea. Oh, it's his idea was it? Oh, it was his idea was it? Oh, the guy that got moved into your basement. The 25 year old guy. Yeah.

He moved into your hot wife's basement. Pornography together. Yeah. How did that conversation arise? He has done this before and knows how to be the administrator. He's done what before? Moved into somebody's house and started making portow with a guy's wife? Can I just take some photos of your wife's pussy?

What? Like for business? Hey, just to be really clear, just to be really clear, it's for business reasons. I've done it before. I actually have my Malcolm Gladwell ten thousand hours of taking photos of your wife's pussy. So you misunderstand me, I will be your wife's pussy administrator. Also, he could take some pro-looking photos and videos for the content, because he's sort of a photography whiz. Just as a generally speaking thing, everyone in their 20s is a photographer.

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conversation, you know, and he was thinking, this is it, this is it, she is going to show me her naked body and I'm going to get some photos of her boobs. It's going to be rocking. I'm going to have a relationship. I'm going to be living in the basement doing this guy's wife and he's going to be down the wiser. And she's like, let's discuss this with my husband gets home, we're all going to sit down and talk about how you want to take photos of my holes and what's what will be in or out of or around the holes. And this dude is just absolutely sweating bullets for the next four and a half hours. It's high stakes. It's the ocean 11 of Yeah. Come into the ocean 11 of his wife. Give you the world or could really fuck up your living situation.

Hey, come in here and, um, coming here into the knife room where I keep my meat tenderizer, tell me all about which parts you want to see going where. Yeah. I'm kind of shocked by the whole idea. We said we should think and talk it over. Has anyone else had an OF situation like this with their wife?. their situation. their situation. their situation. their situation. th. th situation. th situation. th situation. th situation. th situation. th situation. th situation. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th should think and talk it over. Has anyone else had an OF situation like this with their wife? We didn't get into revenue sharing, but if she did decide to do this, I'm inclined to just pay a fee for set up an administration, then hire him as a photographer by the

hour rather than split any revenue. Hang on. So, he's gone from, has anyone done this, like, you know, someone else taking nude photos of my wife, full body with face, sex, full sex, blow jobs, etc. Wife's etc. And also, I'm thinking we just like pay him some money to do it as well. We should probably pay him to the revenue split. So it's the, it's the, it's the kind of, you know, does this unravel the fabric of our marriage? And also, what's a fair rate? Well, his first concern is I think he doesn't want to get reverse George Lucas.

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their skis, you know, like there's like, we're talking, we're talking like revenue split and hiring by the hour and stuff. How much money do you think you will be making for only fans? Show me your wife. Can I agree for the next sentence for you guys? I have no idea what sort of revenue would be generated anyway. Anyone know this? What if, how about you start this thing off? You are, you pay this guy by the hour, you know, let's say you pay him 30 bucks an hour to take some raunchy nude photos of your wife and you put them up and in the next six months you get like like two five dollar a month subscriptions you know? And it's the photographer and your friend Steve. I don't think he's actually posting it on only

fans. I think he's doing all the admin so they don't get on to the fact that he's just paying like $10 a month to look at some dudes. Why do you need a different administrator? Don't you know how to use a smartphone? It's like a app? Yeah, I think you press the plus button on photos and kind of post. Yeah, I think that's what I'm shocked by is that they have not immediately said, Yeah, this is an interesting idea.

I have no fucking idea why you have to be involved. Bye-bye. He's going to take the photos because he's kind of a photographer. He's kind of a photographer. He's kind of a photographer. Have you seen any of the pictures he's been taking of other guys wives? Is you making their wives look good? A good idea we should probably check out some of the other guys' wives and their photos. Yeah, it's interesting. The penis in all

of these looks the same penis. Like it's the same penis in all of these videos that you've shown me. It's like a 25-year-old penis. I'm just a assume here that this particular angle of hey wouldn't it be great if I was your only fans photographer and ran your account for you and I'll just take a bit of the money I'll just take a bit of the money how how much do you think this has become like a normalized way for creepy guys to try to, like I assume back in the old analog days it was, I'm a fashion photographer. Oh yeah, creepy guys love being like a model photographer. Yeah. They want to help your career, you know, the hallmark of the...

It's a classic creepy guy job. Yeah, so do you think that that's just been like taken over by guys going, oh, I'm, like, like, like, to, to, to, to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, like, I'm, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th, to, to, to, I'm, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. I'm, like guy job. Yeah, so do you think that that's just, that's just been like taken over by guys going, oh, I'm gonna help you with your only fans account? You think this guy might just wanna fuck his wife. Yeah, I don't know how, how broad this is. Folks, if you have had anybody offer to take photos of your wife naked, let us know, mailbag at Buntavista.com. Can I, um, so I just, I'm very curious about the person who's posted this, because

obviously I want more details about the situation. So, there's, I'm going to read out some stuff that's happened in the comments of this post. The top reply to this one is from someone who has said he wants to fuck your wife. Yeah, that's the top reply you say, sort of what everyone's thinking. Yes, yeah, someone's really captured the zeitgeist with that comment there. The original poster, the O.P. has replied, yes I think that is the motivation. Kicking him out is not so easy where we live. I wish he wasn't there but he th he th th th he th th th he th th th th th th th he th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th said he th said he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he said he he he he he he he he he he th said th said th said th said th said th said th said the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he the he the, yes, I think that is the motivation. Kicking him out is not so easy where we live. I wish he wasn't there, but I'm limited in how to deal with it.

Pardon me, due to landlord slash tenant legislation. But there's also another route that, like, no one has to fuck anyone here as well. Yeah, you know. Someone else has replied here, bingo. Opie, he was feeling the waters out. Probably heard you guys banging and thought she's a freak. This is his inn.

I am shocked he didn't see this. More shocked his wife. I'm shocked didn't see this. More shocked his wife was entertaining it. Once she actually talked about it, the rent has a chance. So Opie has replied to this one again again quite possibly evolved that way. I don't know. He has suggested starting out with posting on Reddit, massive tits or busty or something and seeing how it goes.

Okay, so that's one. So I'm hearing that his wife has big, busty titties. Big, busty titties on his stepwife. Okay. Romantic proposition. You know, the just start on, we can start massive tubes, huge books, honkers, jugs. Jugs, hugs of Reddit, real jugs of Reddit.

If there is some positive feedback we can talk about an OF page, that sounds to me a more reasonable step to take. She works from home to choose. You don't want him to fuck your wife. So, why are you... Look, you're focusing on the wrong things. He's looking at the practical considerations. You're giving him an inch, he's going to take six inches. But... Which is perfectly fine, by the way.

Oh, it's big. She works from home, Tuesdays and Thursdays, and there is better light and backgrounds backgrounds in our house than downstairs. He was suggesting some places to shoot and supposes. So the person that he was replied to just that has replied again. So what are you going to do? I'm not judging you anyway if you're cool with what's going to happen, that's your decision right on. I feel like I'm on the freaking Scooby-doo-doo-roa-ro-coaer, their-o'-ki. straight up with you by saying this guy's going to try and bag your wife every Tuesday Thursday from now until he moves, guaranteed. Yep.

OPE replies again, you can judge if you want. I'm not cool with the direction, but she is intrigued by the idea and thinks he's just a really nice guy. I don't know where it will end. You may be right. That sounds to me like your wife is gently suggesting that she would like to fuck this guy on Tuesdays and Thursday. I'm surprisingly cavalier about it. Did this guy get the office space treatment done to him about fucking his wife?

He sounds fine with it but also not like sexually into it. Like he's not super keen on it, he's just kind of passively. He continues here. He's probably going to find my wife. It's like like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, thi. Did thi. Did thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's he's talking about his wife taking up bouldering or something. Like, oh yeah, maybe Tuesdays or Thursdays. I don't know. It's not really, ah, you know. He says, the alternative seems to be fine with my wife, disruption at home, and her feeling that I've been too heavy handed. As I said, it's a dilemma.

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Time to go now. Yeah, to hell. Because you can kill him. Thanks. It's not like I don't know what she's after. And he's pitched it pretty successfully to my wife. She's flattered by the intentions, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just thin, just thi. thi, just thi, just, just thi, just to to to to to too, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the tho, the tho, the the the the the tho, the the the the the the the the thooooo. the the the thoooo, to to to after. And he's pitched it pretty successfully to my wife. She's flattered by the intention from a younger guy and thinks I'm overreacting. My lawyer says he can't be evicted because he hasn't done anything illegal.

It's nothing in the books that says that he can't fuck your wife. That's right. Can't find any legal loopholes here. This tho' thii. fucking fuck your wife. It's not when we can do that. It looks like his full steam ahead on him. How are we supposed to stop him from fucking your wife, sir? Literally that. So, the title on the post was my newest dilemma and our new aggressive tenant. And then someone in the comments has just said,

strange title, how is he aggressive? Opie has replied, you are right. Aggressive is not the correct the correct the correct the correct the correct the correct correct the correct the correct the correct the correct the correct the correct the correct the correct is not the correct the correct the correct is not the correct is not the correct term, just the word that came to mind. As I was thinking about the balls on this guy to approach his landlady and my wife. The idea. In a way I admire him, yeah. It's like the babe root of the fucking swinging for the bleachers. And bleachers are fucking your wife.

I was thinking about the balls on this guy to approach his name-lathering and my wife for the idea. He's a very persuasive talker, kind of a natural salesman. So I took his an aggressive push on her. I'm kind of pushing. I've got a lot of confidence this man. Yeah, kind of like that. You're making him sound like, really hot. and like young and veril and that sort of stuff so it's hard to kind of push back on it's like also physically bigger so I don't want to like a

yeah don't want to like have a physical altercation it looks like I mean it looks like he takes care of his body it's sort of like a I mean if I if it took a swing at him you know I might hurt my hand on his rippling muscles etc yeah yeah he also probably be really good at fucking. So that those were the comments that were from relationships over 35, but he also posted this. Oh he's double dipped. He's double dipped. Yes. Well so he posted this in a few other places. So he tried posting it in relationships over 35, but that was, he tried that a couple of times, but it got removed because the post title wasn't long enough,

which is why he added the aggressive tenant part, because he just said my newest dilemma a couple of times. Just fishing around to try and get the answer he wants here, which is, yeah, I guess that's fine. So he he posted this in our cock-old psychology, and that was deleted, because it was considered off-topic. He also posted this in our submissive cuckold talk. Oh, yeah. And that was also deleted for being off topic. He posted it in a submissive as well and that got a couple of comments. The first was this post has been removed because it's unrelated to being submissive but it did get a few more comments before that happened so the first one is from someone someone saying, I'd probably be far more concerned that she's discussing things like this with him before involving you. Either way, I hope it goes well. And then

the other one is, I apologize that this might not be what you're really asking, but as a sub, the idea of my partner, talking with the photographer and them saying, we'll decide, the the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th...... th. I, th.. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, that, that, that, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toe, to, toe. toe. toe. to, I'm, to, to, to, to, to with the photographer and them saying, we'll decide the revenue split between us would make me feel so subby and hot like they were sharing me and keeping the money. Yeah, you probably came to the wrong people, guys. Yeah, you asked the wrong. I think he might be a cuck. Like, by posting it in the, in the cuck subs. You would think that he's drilling down closer to finding the answer he really wants, right? About himself. Well, I had this window open already, so I may as well just like pop the question in there on the clipboard.

I think he's been posting a lot about her trying, like wanting to date as well, but doing it in a way where like, there's a certain style of internet fetish post where they know they're describing a situation where people are going to be like, you're getting cucked and they want people to tell them that. Yeah, you saw pathetic. That's a pathetic situation that you're in.

So if you're listening to this right now, you're welcome. We've just done exactly what you wanted. We just danced to you merry little fiddle. didn't we? Hmm. Walt's right on in there. Yeah. I do, I do very genuinely feel for, uh, because I, you know, obviously, different strokes for different folks. If you're looking to get cucked by a 25-year-old photographer in your house and one has just moved in and offered its services, sounds like it's going to work out great for everybody. Maybe if you're something that's, a dream come true.

Throubles, things of that nature, but I do feel for the people who are not really interested in doing this sort of stuff, and their partner is saying, hey, what would you think about us dating other people? Like, I feel like in our explorations of like Polly and Open Relationship, Reddit type things in the past. There's so many unwilling participants. Yeah, you see the ones where one person is like, so me and my wife are in an open relationship and I don't really date anybody and she has six dates a week. Yeah, she's pretty stoked about it. It was her idea. And I like that she's happy, I'm just miserable. Yeah, yeah, so I feel for anybody...

Just that miserable all the time. I feel for anybody who's trying to navigate that situation where you're like, I do love my partner and want to stay in a relationship and stay married to them, but they seem pretty keen on something that looks a lot like not being married to me. I th. I they they they they th. I they th. Yeah th. Yeah they. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah they. Yeah thin thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's thi's thi's thi, thi married to me. I feel like there's a very bitter pill that this guy seems extremely uninterested in taking. Like... I think he's extremely interested in the bitter pill. I think he loves the bitter pill. I think the pill tastes good to him actually.

I think he wants people to watch him eat the pill. I think he wants people to watch him eat the pill and then make a disgusted face and then say to him, oh you hate eating the puppet master here? Is he the puppet master? Okay. Also, none of this really happened. Yeah. He's imagining this, it is twisted little mind. What if a hot, young, rock-hard, 25-year-old photographer, plowed my wife and put it on the internet in the massive twit, massive tits,

Busty Milf's category. Yeah, but it's actually just a dream in his head that's been put there by the AI chip that's been implanted in his spine. And it's giving your cuck fantasies. That's what the vaccine is giving everyone. Everybody's going to be a cuck by 2025. Everyone's just going to be lounging around enjoying Spine Implant AI Cuck fantasies. Honestly, I'm not really using my body for much anyway, so it seems like win-win. Yeah, may as well. Hey, you know, they might say that the technology's not there yet for spine implant AI cuck

fantasies, but people at one point said that about the plane and look where we are now. We're about to talk about planes in a segment we call, Plainly Speaking. Ah, this is your captain speaking. Please return your seat to their upright positions as we are coming in hot on another edition of Plainly Speaking. From CBS. Former Delta co-pilot indicted for threatening to shoot Captain during commercial flight, officials say, that's between them. That's a little private argument. Between him. It's a little private argument. Between themselves. It's cockpit business. Yeah. It's just cockpit talk.

It's kind of how they do things in there. That's why we have two pilots. Just in case one domes the other. That's why the door stays securely closed so they can have that argument where it belongs in private. Why doesn't the better pilot simply shoot the other pilot. You're like Siamese fighting fish, you put two pilots in a small area and the one that survives is the stronger one. A former Delta co-pilot was federally indicted earlier this month, accused of threatening

to shoot the captain of a commercial flight last year if he diverted the plane because a passenger on board may have been suffering a medical emergency authorities confirmed Tuesdays. That's so good. Yeah, I know that guys have a get it. Dyeria. Not fucking diving this plane but I will kill you if I see that thing turned. I think that that that diarrhea on the plane story from a couple of months ago surely the worst thing about it was that they were like, and now we're going to turn around and go back. You don't even get to go where you go. You have the diarrhea plane and then you still have to turn around.

Sorry everybody. We've hit the duke limit. Regulations say we have to turn back. According to court documents obtained by CBS News, on October 18th, Utah grand jury indicted Jonathan Dunn with one count of interference with a flight crew. The purported incident occurred on an August 22nd 2022 flight the Department of Transportation's Inspector General's office said in news release Tuesday but did not specify the airline where the flight originated from or its destination. However a Delta airline spokesperson confirmed the CBS News that Dunn was working for Delta

as a Delta First officer at the time of the incident. According to the Inspector General, Dunn, the co-pilot had, quote, a disagreement, end quote, with the captain who wanted to potentially divert the flight, quote, due to a passenger, medical emergency. Dunn then allegedly, quote, told the captain they would be shot multiple times if the flight was diverted. He didn't have a gun. He didn't have a gun. He said multiple bullets. I'm going to say multiple bullets. Yeah, I think multiple bullets. But he doesn't have a gun on him. Oh, does he? Oh, it's very, very funny that you say that Lucy. That That's oh, so funny, because why would someone in the cockpit of a plane have a gun?

Why would they? Why would they? Officials did not provide any further details on how the situation played out. Well, I'm guessing he didn't get shot. They must have solved the obviously. We would have heard that on the news. I as part of the Transport Safety Administration's Federal Flight Deck Officer Program, the Inspector General said. I'll just start playing the American National Anthem, sometime now.

9-11? Is this a thing from 9-11? Guns in the cockpit? Federal flight deck officers are airline pilots authorized by the TSA to be armed in the cockpit on domestic flights. They undergo special training to do so and are provided with a TSA issued weapon to defend the flight deck against an attempted hijacking. But you're telling me that they can use the gun on each other. Yeah, it turns out they didn't build a feature into the gun that stops it from being American at each other and threatening to shoot each other... I've got two tickets to the big game. Do you understand? It's the playoffs. We can't divert. I'm literally going to shoot you with the gun that the TSA gave me to have on me in

the cockpit of this plane. I've got six tickets to hell, bitching. The hijacking is coming from inside the cockpit of the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cockpit the cylinder. You're about to catch three of them. The hijacking is coming from inside the cockpit. Oh man. That seems like such a good, yeah, we've really taken out the middleman there, haven't we? Yeah. Yeah. What if we just gave them the guns in there? I don't think shooting inside a plane is such a great idea. I don't think putting a gun on a plane helps. Like that's just me and I know that I'm a... You know... Yeah, we're over here in Australia. We're sitting in our like happy little seats over here.

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He supported them his whole life. He's always believed. Dad supported him. Grandpa, too. He was pretty proud of that. I know why it was. The obvious solution here, also give the pilot a gun, give the flight crew guns, and just hand some around with the passengers.

Everyone have a gun. If everyone has a gun, nobody has a gun. Yeah, it's sort of like the theory of the Pnopticon, that it's not so much that they're being watched at all times. It's that the prisoners could be being watched at all time. It's no way to tell. It's not the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. It's. It's. It's. to bea. the the their to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their tee. texxxxxxea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tria. teaa.ea. t everyone on the plane has a gun. It's a plane could have a gun. Remember, back in the days before everybody had their eyed phones and their aired pods, the cabin crew used to go up and down the flight offering headphones to everybody? Yeah. Well I figured now they don't have to store and hand out all the headphones they could maybe use that time to come up and down and pass out Derringes. Yeah. 45 for the sir or 38? Does anyone do any of the airlines still have

headphones on board the fly that you can get? Yeah usually you can just ask for them. They're like the real trash garbage one. Yeah. Some of them still have the weird double jack. Yeah, the landfill headphones. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you throw this out. Yeah. I will. Put that right in a turtle's mouth.

Slot it in there. In a statement Tuesday evening, a spokesperson for the Transportation Security Administration told CBSA. the the the the the the their the their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thean. Yeah, thean. Yeah, thean. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. News, TSA is aware of an incident involving a federal flight deck officer. Yeah, the agency says Dunn has been removed from the FFDO program but could not come on further due to the pending investigation. Yeah, good call. Yeah, we gave him a little holiday, made him think about what he, what he's saying. We'll continue handing guns to co-pilots say. Yeah we're not going to stop that by the way so you just you're gonna be safe if you hop on that way you know how many 9-11s everyone's got. That program has stopped? Zero. Well I mean I mean having 9-11s happen since 9-11 yeah it might be a thousand we don't know. Yeah a 9-11 every day is that what you want? Yeah I think every day's 9-1-1 the the the the th. It th. It th is 9-1 th is 9-1 th is 9-1 th is 9-1 th is 9-1 th is th is th is 9-1 th is th is th is th is th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is th th th th th th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. Yeah it's th. Yeah it's th. Yeah it's th. Yeah it's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th-I th-I th-I th-I th-I th-I th-I th-I th-I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that what you want? Yeah. I think Lucy wants a 9-11 every day. The name of it.

If every day's 9-11, then no day's 9-11. Yes. You know, we just closed a narrative thread. Is it neat little bow? I think we just put a neat little bow on the episode. I don't like not knowing whether he turned the flight around or not. Oh, did he make the game? Did he make the big game? Did it work?

How much was this captain a coward or did he push on, turn the flight around? Yeah. That's such a good fucking question. Hopefully that comes out pending further investigation. And we'll keep you updated in another episode of, Bunt of Vista, maybe, I might forget about this. Nearly every time I said I'll look for an update and something's going about it. Yeah, we have to do that follow through on anything. Not really how my brain works. I'm more sort of reactive than proactive. That was technically an episode of the podcast.

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Oh, no. Yeah, you can get my face on a... On what? On a thong? Oh. Well, thank you so much for joining us. We will see you next week. Um, have a lovely evening, or day, or morning.

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