Boonta Vista - EPISODE 324: 35-Year-Old’s Delight

Episode Date: December 3, 2023

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Hello, welcome to Buntavista, episode 300, for no. Hello, welcome to Buntavista, episode 324. I'm delighted to be here, although I wish it was under better circumstances. As you may have smelled by now, I'm the grunter, a character whose actions, morals, and connections to the Argentinian far-right are not endorsed by Buntavista. Usually I'd be using my vast network of tunnels, ditches, and sewers to finger fuck my way through your town, only pausing to use my anus to suckle on the teats of possums for nutrients every so often, but unfortunately I've

become a victim of my own hubris, hence the cage you find me in now. You see, I broke into this here KY factory so I could grease myself up in preparation to slide down the chimney of the nastiest Bordello in town, spending the next week in the walls moaning as loudly as godlessly as I could. It seems I've drawn from this slippery little well too often, and the factory manager has become wise to little old me. He left a pile of the nastiest pornos from the 80s in here. No sooner than I'd picked up a copy of Big Poopie Asses, volume 19, then slam! Cage door shuts behind me.

Oh, I hollered and spat and shrieked with such alien malice that anyone within a three-mile radius would have renounced their faith. It's done naught that made me tired. As my energy ebbs from me, I'm beset by visions of my past. The stepping stones garnished with dog turds that led me to now at this moment. Yes, before I was the forefoot-hootusk you see before you with come in its heart and teeth between its ass cheeks, I was a man. But my hallucinations take me back. Past the time I had prostate implanted into each of my feet so I could come whenever

I kick a dog. Back, back past the years I spent inventing those stupid sex terms on urban dictionary that no one ever uses, like Pinky and the brain, back, back to the moments that made me me. You could just do that one on your own time. Mm-hmm. Uh, uh, I'm eight years old in an alternative health store, fondling the various crystals and semi-precious gemstones laid out on the

shelves before me. I feel a certain throbbing power from Amethyst, from hematite, from the tiger's eye and rose quartz. But my mum is calling me to the counter. I want that chocolate I demand, pointing to the brown balls for sale next to the bowl of dried pupuri. Behind Behind the counter, a man named Ben tells me the most ten-dicious lie I will ever hear. Oh, that's carib. It tastes just like chocolate. Isn't that right, Ben? Yeah, it's actually, it's better for you. And after a while, once you lose that, societies try to acclimatize you to the taste of chocolate, which is actually the tasteaatease tase tase tase tase, tase, tase, tase, tase, tas, tas, tas, the tas, tasks, tasks, the the tasks, toa, toa, toa, to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thea, taste of chocolate, which is actually the taste of suffering, you will find that Carib is a much more satisfying taste, and it energizes you in a way better than caffeine, which is a drug, by the way. Mother, can I have that one, please? I don't want chocolate today. I want that one.

I'm 12, sitting in front of the family piano, my piano teacheracher Lucy is here. I tire of the lessons, but she begs me not to stop playing ever My playing makes heart sore the world needs to hear it. Hi Lucy Hello. I don't want to do this anymore even though my music is magic. I know I know I know now. I know now at 12 that I desire the pleasures of the flesh and sometimes teflon and you're telling me this. You're my. my. my. my. I my. I my. I my. I my. I my. I my. I my. I my. I my. I my. I my. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te tea teat. teat. teat. teat. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te te that I desire the pleasures of the flesh and sometimes Teflon. And you're telling me this, you're telling me your piano teacher that you desire the pleasures of the flesh. Yeah I don't want to practice anymore. Yeah I'm gonna just I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna become the grunter. I think it's really best if we don't see each other anymore as like if you and I'm not not to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to the the to to to the to the to the to the the the the the to the the the to the the the the to the the the the to the to the the to to to to the to to to the the to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the to the the to to the to to the the to to to the to te. te. te. tea. te. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. toe. toe. t longer. Yeah, you're not really got a choice in that. I'm 14, hiding away in the quarry behind my house. That's the only place where I'm truly alone with my thoughts and agonies,

where I can just stop and be. Of course I'm not truly alone because I've brought along the only soul that truly understands me, my pet ferret Colonel Kurtz. He's scurried away somewhere hunting for snakes or bird eggs when suddenly the entire quarry is rocked by an enormous explosion. Colonel Kurtz's tiny little body gets hammer flung as if by God through the sky hundreds of meters. Later I would find out the non-detonated excavation charge had gone off. At home I'm inconsolable when there's would find out their undetinated excavation charge had gone off. At home, I'm inconsolable when there's a knock on the door. A man from the city, Andrew is here, holding a ferret collar hanging limply off a flap of fur and gore. He's letting me know

that my parents owe the city $750 to dispose of the flesh. Hello, Andrew. Hey, I think they should take it out of your allowance. Yeah, I'm going to become the grunter now. This is my origin story. Are we now now into empathize with the grunter? Yeah. I don't know that I do. I don't know if the tragic dog story makes me feel any better about him. He seems like a very willing participant. At some point you've got to take responsibility for your own trauma, you know? It's like the Sopranos. You're not supposed to, it's not a tale about a nice man.

You're not supposed to think he's cool. Tony Soprano? He's very cool. I think he's pretty cool. He's unbelievably cool. I would love to be friends with Tony Soprano. The thing I really love about Tony Soprano is the way he always gets away with it. Yeah. Not like the grunter trapped in his cage. And morally washed clean every day in his pool. Yeah. Where he swims with ducks. Yeah. And at the end of the spran't he gets he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th th he th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th so th. th so th so th so th so th. th so s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s sop tho-s sopr-s to-s to-s to-s to-s toye toye toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toye toye toye toy of the end of the spraudders he gets away with it. Yeah. What's the worst thing it happens to if a door opens? It could be anyone at the door. Could be anyone. It's probably a friend. Hey, what's up? Hey, dirty surprise. I bought you a sandwich. So the grunter's mother was a crystal woman. Yeah. Is that, is that the canon? Yeah, right. That explains a lot.

He only ever received tomiopathic medicine. This is an alternative telling, I think. It's not my character. It's an unlicensed. Adaptation. Okay. Gresham. Yeah. Yeah. I can't remember if he's actually got teeth between his butt cheeks or not. I don't remember it being four feet tall. How tall is the grunter? Does he ever stick... I don't think we've made that clear. I think it's up to the imagination of the listener, but not anymore. No, he's four feet tall in my head.

It does make sense. Not short king though. No, he's more, he's th is is thah thah thi thi thi thi that short, he's thu. It's thu. It's thu. It's thu. thu. thu. thu. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom! I's thoom! that-hea. thorou-I's thoomoom. thoom! tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. ta. ta. ta. ta. tall. tall. tall. tall. tall. tall. tall. tall-a. tall-a. tall-a. tall-a. tall. t No. No, no. No, he's more of a short than rude rap. Yeah. Yeah. If you were out having a nice drink somewhere and you saw the grunter walk in, that would be very much exactly the one thing that you wouldn't want to happen. It's time for, this is the one thing we didn't want to happen. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. I think the other thing we wouldn't want to happen is if this is the episode that like my therapist chooses to listen to after she finds out that I'm on a podcast. Oh, that's a horrifying thought. Oh, I don't know. None of that and go, he's working it all out? That wasn't based in anything. It wasn't cut from any cloth at all.

It was completely, it didn't spring from anything. It was created from the void. Yeah. Yeah. Art exists in a vacuum. It just sort of came out of my mouth without ever really being in my brain. So don't worry about. Unbidden, words, sort of, I just found. Yeah. This is from KPNX in Phoenix, Arizona, the Penix.

Nirvana centers grim reefer on recall after possible fungal contamination. Pardon? Navana centers grim reefer on recall after possible fungal contamination. It's so cool when they give weed and name that sounds like it's going to just damage you. Yeah, and this one will. No, it does. It's right there on the label.

I like it. It's like hot sauce that's like dirty Dave's ring burner. Yeah, you know. A voluntary recall has been issued for a marijuana product dispensed by the Nirvana Center due to possible fungal contamination. The product in question is the Nirvana Center's grim reefer, according to the Arizona Department of Health Services. It is believed the products could have been contaminated with a fungus called Aspagilis. That's not the name of a weed that I'd like to smoke. Crim Reefer? Yeah, I want something called like warm hug.

Yeah. Hey dude, what are you smoking? You smoking that loud? No, it's mid, it's the mid, it's got so mid, it's called a tou'c'uill. It's called cozy jacket and it's mid as shit. Yeah, no sativa. You won't think. This isn't an indicator or a sativa. It's got nothing in it actually. It's not a strange. Yeah, we've just got to start selling a kind of weed called medium.

I'd buy medium weed. Yeah. Hey, you bought this in 2004. It's called 35 year olds delight. There's got to be people out there like you know how there's how there's people out there preserving like heirloom tomato types and and all that sort of thing. There's got to be someone out there who's trying to like track down and preserve the weed. Well the weed from that like copy of

high times in like 1974 where it all just looks like stuff that was growing in the outskits the out the out the out there there there the out there there there there the out there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there's out there there there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there there there there there there there there there there there there there there the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out the out out the out out the out the out the out out the out there's like like like like like the out out out there's there's out there. I out there. I out of the weed from that like copy of High Times in like 1974 where it all just looks like stuff that was growing in the outskirts of the grounds of your primary school. You're suggesting that there's like a weed bank somewhere, like a vault in the ice in Sweden somewhere that's going to outlive society. I hope there is. And I hope they've got the mid-staffir. Some dope weed. And here we're entering the mid-vault.

Here is just the most dog-eared, awful shit that we have. They open the fucking cryogenic vault from Makira, and it's just weed that's like 30% seeds. Oh. Oh, it's so good. Just being like, I've actually spent the last 60 years trying to get this strain back to its original roots as the weed that like Rod Sterling was smoking in the 60s. It does nothing to you. Aspergillus can cause allergic reactions or infection, usually in people already sick with something else. Yeah, weed fever. I'm all right. According to the CDC, symptoms range from asthma or cold-like symptoms to fever and chest pain, among many others. Yeah, you got a cough

to get off. That's the one thing I know. Yeah, yeah, that's what I've heard. The batch number for the effect of products is PHX 1091 G.R. The department said in a news release. Quote, patients who have purchased potentially contaminated products should not ingest, inhale or otherwise consume them and should dispose of them, the department said. So far, no illness has been reported. Yeah, because they're too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. the. the. the. thea. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. too busy watching Rick and Morty to go to the hospital. And coughing, being like, oh, that weed made me cough. Yeah, that's how I know it's good. I have a great term.

So I mean for weed to have a batch number. Like, I think you have to get a today. I don't say this, I'll say this, if you can just go to a place in Arizona and buy some weed, that's my understanding of it, right? Yeah, and you can just buy it recreationally Ben, is that? Yeah, I think Arizona is legal now. I must, I've never bought weed there, but I believe you can. At least if you can go and buy more. I personally think you should take it back to where you bought it and they should give you a refund or some weed that doesn't have a reefund. A reefund. A reef fund? A reef fund? God damn, this has gone so badly. Had a big week. I woke up for 4.30. That's too early.

Anyway, at least if you can take it back to the place you bought it from and buy some more or say, hey, you sold me weed that's giving me chest pain in a bad way, that's good. Good luck trying to get somebody who had to go to a dealer to get their weed, to throw their weed away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, thoed, thoome, thoome, thoome, thoomk, thoomorrow, thoed, thoomorrow, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoomouououw, th, thoomomomomue, tho, tho, tho, to get their weed, to throw their weed away. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. I think anybody who had to go and and sit through the worst conversation they've ever had, while a procession of very shady people come through the room, have to do cryptic text messages, you know, anyone who had to do all of that isn't their word. This is how you buy weed Have to do cryptic text messages, you know Anyone who had to do all of that isn't going to be like I'll just pop out.

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I want a weed that doesn't make me cough. Oh boy. Man, if somebody gave out a whole bunch of weed that poisoned everybody, maybe, maybe gave them the rage virus, you'd hear about that in the newspaper or possibly a tabloid. It's time for tabloid phenomenon. This comes to us from the Henley to Straitor, turn around it. This comes to us from the Henley Standler's Choirs Church. This comes to us from the Henley Standard. Nerd emoji is insulting, says 10-year-old.

Eh, nerd. Are you guys ready to fucking trash a child? Yeah. Yeah, free episode too. Are you guys ready to fucking trash a child on an internationally available podcast? Yeah, free episode too. You opened yourself up to this by talking to the paper. I like the way this is formatting, you know what, like, you know when they capitalize just the first word in a sentence as part of the formatting of an article. Makes it sound like they're saying, a boy is demanding that Apple changes its nerd emoji. Teddy Cottle.

Teddy Cottle. You're not beating the charges, mother fucker. Teddy Cottle. You're not beating the charges, mother fucker. Paddington Smith over here. Teddy Cottle 10 thinks the pictogram is insulting to people like him who wear glasses. Pictogram. What glasses are you wearing? Are they stupid looking? Yeah, like did your parents get you the nerd glasses? Full-code bottles. Because they still look on to glasses now. Round wireframes.

Yeah. Do you have the nature of a fucking nerd kid? That's what I want to know. Sounds to me like you do. Yeah, if you're insulted, you're seeing yourself in this representation. Yes. No one can hurt your feelings without your permission. Yes. I just put it in, I just typed it into the fucking...

Are you getting eyes on it for the first the first the first the first the first the first for the first for the first for the first for the first for the first for thethe fucking- Are you getting eyes on it for the first time? That took you like 10 minutes. You look at your phone for so long. I kept getting stuck on the fucking gift tab. There's like seven different ways to enter an emoji into discord. None of them are obvious. Those are those are my glasses. Those are my, I think my glasses. Yeah. Not that guy. Those are my... I think my glasses look fine.

They do give the nerd emoji Buck teeth, though. They do. Yeah. Teddy has launched a petition calling on the tech giant to change the design a name of the emoji which comprises a yellow face with two buck teeth buck in scare quotes there wearing thick black-rimmed spectacles

Teddy wants the teeth replaced with a smile and for it to be named genius toock off so you can't wear glasses makes you a genius Yeah. You also can't change the name of an emoji. It's in the standard. It means you have vision issues. Don't ask. It means you can't see. Doesn't make you smarter. Yeah, but it sounds like you're really letting your smartness sort of define you as

a person. Yeah. And that definitely won't take like the first 10 years after you leave school to fix before you can become a normal part of society again at all Yeah, Tony Stark tech genius no glasses also not a real person This kid's argument is falling apart D Teddy, a year five pupil at Sonning Common Primary School in Grove Road, if you're looking for him. He's...

He said, Haugh! Ha'er has worn glasses since he was a two-year-old nerd. He said, quote, First of all, I don't like the name because I find it rather rude. A lot of people, including me, don't like being called nerds. K-Krf. Yeah, wrecked his kid.

Yeah, it's fine for a podcast to do this because it's in the newspaper. You put it in the notes, Ben, you knew what had happened. I knew what was going to happen. You walk this kid out to the firing squad. Hey, I hope nothing bad happens out here, kid. Here, put this blindfold on. Oh, can we get a little of your big stupid glasses? And then the look of it is a bit stupid because of the teeth which are pointing and poking out and make it look a bit like a rat, he said.

I think it's saying that everybody who wears glasses is a nerd, even if they don't mind being called that. You can't help having to wear them and you want to be like everyone else. This is such a you problem. Yeah, not everyone that wears glasses is a nerd, but you... You are. You are. You are. You wrote a letter to the paper about this. Yeah. You asked to speak to the emojis manager. This is why you deserve to be bullied 10 year old. Teddy lives in Ship Lake Bottom, Pepperd. That's not real. That's not a real Teddy from Ship Lake Bottom in Peppered. It's where SpongeBob lives. Again, if you want to find him.

I bet it's called like Shiplic or something. In the Teletubbyety-topic universe. He eats tubby custard for breakfast. You know how they make that stuff? It's fucked up. That's such a good bird to just have with the context, this bitch is tubicustodating bitch. You know like someone added traffic.

You know like someone had added traffic. Teddy lives in Ship Lake Bottom with his parents, Philip, a painter and Esmey, a marketing director. And brothers Max 7, Isaac 5, who also attend the primary school if you're looking for them. Docksing this kid. It's like he's where it lives he's a school he goes through, the names of his family. He's how old he is, he's what he looks like. Where's glasses. He was encouraged by his French teacher, Lisa Bailey, to create a petition with his alternative design

which features a smile and glasses with thin rims. So it's still glasses. Just someone with glasses then. Yeah, but that's a genius emoji. Well I even have a nerd emoji in the first place. He's making it look like himself and then calling it the genius emoji. Yeah, the cool guy that knows stuff emoji. What does a genius even look like, really? Got a big brain. It's like Yes, the cool guy that knows stuff emoji. The cool genius, yeah.

What does a genius even look like, really? Got a big brain, it's like swelled up. It's bold like veins on his head. It looks like the aliens from Mars attacks. Yeah, that's 100% what I was picturing. Was David Health got a genius? Is David Health got a genius? Is David Healthcott a genius?

Is David Healthcott wearing glasses? Yes, according to this photo I'm looking at. I was thinking I should watch that movie. Shine. Remember that movie anyone? No. Yeah. Vagely. It's like Jeffrey Rush's,

Jeffrey Rush's big break. Yeah. Hmm. I want to see how appropriate his portrayal was. If I go back and watch that. I made millions of dollars from the movie Shine. Now it's time for F. Yep. Don't. That's. No. That's actually. That's been to court. He was found to have not. Oh. I didn't know that. Those people who lost their defamation cases against him.

Oh boy, I remember maybe put a little there. Just bleep. Just bleep. Bleep the word, bleep. When I say, bleep. We'll just leave in a 30-second bleep. Jeffrey Rush Beepe. He said, I was annoyed for ages and then it came to me in a lesson after I'd finished my work,

little brag, about sitting there with like, oh, work finished. Decided to do something about it. I wrote a letter and got loads of people to sign it. Well, you can't be a genius because you think that that's doing something about it. Yeah. Madame Bailey said, Fucking. Let's put together a proper petition, negging him for the poor job he's done so far.

So for about probably five weeks now, we've been doing that. We've been handing out the petitions to to to to to to to the the to the the to the the the to the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. Firk. Firkeckiressions. Firkeckiressions. Firkecki. Firkesk. Firkeckiressions theirk. Well. Well. Well, theirk. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Firk. Firk. Firk. Firk. Firk. Firk. Firkeck. Firkeckiqqqqqqqqqqqqqq finish. Firkeck. Firkeck. thingsfirkeck. thingsfirkeck. thingsfirkeck. thingsfirkeck. thingsfork finish. thingsfork finish. the poor job he's done so far. So for about probably five weeks now, we've been doing that. We've been handing out the petitions to every class and getting the children who want to to sign it. It's like two kids a class. One of the glasses where it's in the class. We're going to collect them all and Madame Bailey is going to email the petition to Apple. Oh for sure, they're going to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the their to have. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'll to to to to to the the to the the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the petitioning the the the the the the the petitioning the petitioning the the the the petitioning the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. We'll they. We'll to to to they. Wea. Wea. We're theeee. Wea. Wea. We're theea. We're thea. We're the. We're they. We're going to email the petition to Apple. Oh for sure, they're going to take a good look at that. Straight the fucking shredder. Yeah. I am not 100% convinced that you could have picked a company less likely to be interested in your feedback. Yeah.

People like, hey, can I have a headphone jack? And they go, you little cunt. You worm. a headphone jack and they go you little cunt fuck off you worm you goddamn worm one of the uh chart the apple mouse without flipping it on its back like a turtle no that's the stupidest fucking design I will never buy an apple computer side apparently there's a reason for that great was to make you mad yeah yeah ran out of apple mouse I don't own an apple mouse. I don't use mice.

I'm a track pad man. Look, I've got a magic mouse in my hand right now and you've got to flip it upside down, plug it into its little butt hole. Isn't that annoying? A little toothless butthole. Uh, one of the advantages to this type of mouse, one of the advantages to this type of mouse is that it comes free from your previous job who didn't ask her back. Yeah, that's the best thing about those kinds of mouse.

The main selling point. Teddy has been helped by his best friend Toby, Toby, who is nine. You guys are gonna have a rough go of it. I'm so sorry. In the early years of high school. Yeah. Fucking wedgy city. It's going to be character building though maybe, or traumatizing. There's like two kinds of bullying. There's the one that corrects your social ills and there's the one that just entrenches them and makes you much worse.

So I hope it's the good it's the the the the the the the the the the that that's the that's that's that's the that's the that's the that's that's the that's that's that's the, I hope the good one happens. The good, the good bullying? Yeah, like, so maybe by like year 11, you're like one of the nerds who's like still friends with everyone because the bully's got all of the embarrassing stuff out of the way out of your system. Hmm. This kid's logic is just very flawed. It's very flawed. He's talking about his friend Toby. He said, he doesn't wear glasses, but his dad does.

What the fuck that has to do with anything? Great. Is his dad smart? Is his dad a blind, fucking idiot? For the petition, the boys wrote, We think the nerd emoji is offensive and insulting to all those people in the world who wear glasses. Not me, wearing them right now.

Don't give you a lot. I'm fine. I guess this is the one thing in the world that actually doesn't affect me. Maybe you should start thinking about it more. We think people who wear glasses are cool, thank you. And we are worried that people who are getting glasses for the first time will think they are going to look like rabbits or rats. Not a genius.

That's the dumbest fucking statement I've ever heard. Do you think? Yeah. I think people are smarter than that. You think the glasses are going to make you look like a rat because of the emoji? That's what you think. Because the emoji has rat teeth? Other people aren't making that logical connection because they're smarter than that. I don't think you deserve to have the genius emoji. If we follow this logic, surely you would also be concerned about looking like a giant moonfaced, yellow, circular motha. Doesn't make you look like...

Idiot! Idiot. Idiot! We are asking you to change the name of the emoji to the genius emoji and change the design. They can't do that. It's in the standard. Apple dipping into their like trillion dollar cash reserves to hire an assassin. Let's take out this kit. It's asking too many questions. Teddy said, loads of people have signed it. So like some of the kids at your school? You know like 50 people? You're 10. Yeah.

I bet his marketing manager mum's like using the work printers to make flyers or whatever. She's totally like, she's gearing this up, right? She's making the designers work. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Do a pamphlet after hours. They're not getting paid for it. While we were handing them out, all the teachers were saying,

great job, keep going, fucking away from me. The teachers liked us so much. Oh my God. None of his exhausted family wears glasses, but Teddy said that Max was going to have his eyes tested. Well, figures cross he needs glasses as well. Because they're cool. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, you can get them on all like different colors and shit.

You can kind of like, express yourself with them if you like, you can sort of get a design that really speaks to you, sort of, you know, a bit of fun, or you know, you could write a fucking petition. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mrs. Cottle said that Teddy first started using emogies to send silly messages via her

phone to his cousin Arthur who lives in Switzerland. Oh we're checking in with mummy? Checking him with mummy. About cousin Arthur in Switzerland. Cousin Arthur up in the Alps. Hello. He might be British. Yeah, maybe. Cousin Arthur. Arthur up in the Alps? Hello! He might be British. Yeah, maybe.

Cousin Arthur just dragging Teddy in the message's nerd, nerd, nerd. It's nerd emogees constantly. Broke, shooky glasses. They should change this design. She said, uh, he's all way up. She said, uh, he's all way. Shooky glasses. They should change this design. She said, he's always... Oh wait, sorry. Yes, that's when he was first exposed to emo-ies. When he first got traumatized by seeing the fucking glasses emoji.

She said she was not entirely surprised when she heard about his campaign. Mrs. Gottle said, He's always been like that really interested in learning and he watches a lot of documentaries. My husband mentioned that he watches Prime Minister's questions. Oh, come on. He's... What does adults watch that? You have, like, you have like a duty of care that? Oh, God! Come on. Come on. Ees! What does adults watch that? You have like a duty of care to stop your little son Bartleby Fauntle Roy from making the petition that will get him bullied.

Don't let him speak to the paper under any circumstances. Yeah, you've got to take care of your kids when they're about to do something chuggy. Yeah, yes. Don't let them be be the the the the the the be be be be be be be be be be be be the to be to be to be choo the to be chugue to be chugue the the to be chugue to be chugue to be chuggy to be chuggy to be chuggy. their to be their their their their their to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their too too too too too too too too too too-a too-a too-a too-a too-a too-a too-a toooge too-a too-a toe toe too-a to take care of your kids when they're about to do something chuggy, you know? Yeah, yes. Don't let you want to do that. Don't let him be chuggy. They don't know. They're either. They don't know any better.

That's right. Uh, honey, I think he's about to be cringe. Put that down. It is very interested in the news and current events and as a first for knowledge and wants to learn to understand things. I think it's amazing. Yeah, I think he's about to learn some things possibly. He always has very strong opinions about things and I think fighting for what you believe

in should be encouraged as we tend to lose this as adults. Maybe we tend to end up thinking that the fucking emoji design is not that important. There's a war going on, Teddy. Yes, Teddy, you think this is more important than the war. You've watched the Prime Minister's questions. You know about the cost of living in the UK? My God, you should be bullying your child. I, look, I am also going to question Teddy's mother's logic here, Mrs. Cottle. He always has very strong opinions about things. Not a great characteristic for a child, I think.

Yeah, the children don't know anything. You don't actually know enough to have really strong opinions about stuff. You should be looking for guidance. You should be humble. You should be humble. And I think fighting for what you believe in should be encouraged, except you're a 10-year-old. So you have a very, very loose understanding of things at this point.

Your beliefs are stupid. Sorry. Pick a better belief. Fighting, yeah, fighting for what you believe in is that the nerd emoji is offensive. Mrs. Coddle said she wanted to thank Teddy's teachers who encouraged him. Yeah. Very sarcastic thanks. Mrs. Coddle said she wanted to thank Teddy's teachers who encouraged him. Very sarcastic thanks. A lot of credit has to go to the primary school who are amazing and so supportive.

They are always open to new ideas and try and new things. It's part of their ethos. It's great they got behind Teddy and supported him when they could have easily quashed it. Maybe someone should be quashing something every now again. Yeah. Maybe someone should be suppressing some of this child's beliefs. That's all. Quash this kid. Cush this kid.

He ain't gonna quash himself. Cush this kid. Maybe we should start a petition. Quash this child's campaign. We could get so many more signatures. Hey, Teddy? Fifteen thousand people here want you to be quashed. So we're just going to quash you now. Well the best part is if we do, if we do a petition, um, begging Apple to ignore this child. And then they? And then they, to ignore this child. And then they, and they, to. this. Qu, and, and, and, and, and, this. Qu, this. Qu, this. Qu, this. Qu, this. Qu, this. Qu, this. Qu, to. Qu, to. Qu, to. Qu, to. Qu, to, qu, qu, qu, qu, quash, quash, quash, quash, quash to. Quash this. Quash to, quash to to to this. Quash this. Quash this. Quash this. Quash this. Quash to, quash to, qu, qu, qu, qu, qu, qu. Qu, qu, qu, qu. Qu, qu. Qu, qu. Qu. Qu. Qu. Qu. Qu, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their the best part is if we do a petition begging Apple to ignore this child and then they do, which they will, we can say that our petition worked. You know? So true. Yes. Yeah. Mademoiselle Bailey said,

Teddy has such a brat man. And he places so much importance on doing the right thing. I think that should be encouraged. Year five, teacher Tom Andrew said. It's great to see Teddy doing something about something he's not happy with you. He's not afraid to take on the why the world and show what he's made of. Even adults don't always do anything about the things they don't like. It might also help a lot of other children he'll never meet. It won't. It won't. They're not going to change the emoji.

He's inspiring people. Ad adults as well as children. He's inspiring people, guys. He's inspiring people. It's inspiring guys to drag a child. It's inspiring guys to drag a child. Teddy's much better now that we're bullying this child. We should bring it a child to bully every week. It makes me feel better about myself. If you know a 10 year old that needs to be brought

down to Peg or two, it's right in. You've got a little cousin that's like kind of chuggy. Yeah. Teddy said he wanted to tell glasses wearers. Don't be afraid of who you are. Don't let it stop you. you and keep going no matter what th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th. th th to to th th to th the every to to to to to to to to the every thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. the th. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to their to their their their their their their the. the. the. the. the. the. the. teeeee. tell. tell. to tooooooooooooooooooo. to to to to to to to tell glasses wearers. Don't be afraid of who you are. Don't let it stop you and keep going no matter what. It sounds like you're letting it stop you. Yeah, it sounds like you're letting it be afraid, make you afraid of who you are. You're defining yourself by your glasses. You're letting it, the glasses define you. That's such a funny, fucking inspirational message as well. It's so vague. Yeah. Like inspirational messages complain to authorities.

Don't be afraid of who you are. Don't let it stop you. Keep going no matter what. It's like a pink song where it's like kind of uplifting but you're not sure what about. Yeah. Yes, I will keep going regardless of wearing glasses. And also whoever it is, pole dancing at the same time. Yeah. I'm just gonna say it, I'm not afraid of who I am. I'm afraid of who you are. That doesn't count. You're not allowed, you can't.

You can't be afraid of my deal. You've got to be afraid of yourself. He was awarded star of the week at a school assembly. You can't be afraid of my deal. You've got to be afraid of yourself. He was awarded Star of the Week at a School Assembly. And then rounding out the article, Apple did not respond to a request for comments. Love that, just tacked on the end there. Apple described themselves as thoroughly disinterested. What a nerd gets Star of the week at school assembly. God damn, we have to stop this child.

If Steve Jobs was still alive, he would personally fly to that school to punch him in the stomach. Yeah, I agree. Never tell me how to design my own product. Shotput style throwing him out the stomach. Yeah, I agree. Never tell me how to design my own product. Shotput style throwing him out the window. Buy Teddy. Up yours, good. Are you tired of paying nothing for the same old superior quality free episodes of the Buntavista podcast? Do you want less politics and more content about diarrhea, our animals gone wild? You're tired of skipping through those hours upon hours of paid product placement for Mark Wahlberg's film shooter?

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Local 12-year-old steals forklift, leads police on chase. Hell yes! Now the fucking talking. This guy's going in the paper. Now this is a child, I can get barred. Little Dennis is standing up and doing something he believes in. Yeah, they should make a cool emoji for him. They should give him a star of the week. And it's a throwing star he gets to use on the chrain the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the train chase chase train chase train the the the train train train train train. to to to the train the the the the to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tase. the tase. tase. tase. tase. the train. train. the the the train. train. the train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. the train. the the t They should give him the star of the week. And it's a throwing star he gets to use on the train. Now I notice that this kid didn't start a petition that read Let Me Diver Forklift. He just got out there and he did it. He did it.

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Puh. After stealing a forklift from a middle school and leading police on a chase for more than an hour. How fast could it be going? It's really funny, Ash. Share this on the Instagram like the other day. There's a video. You want to look out for it. It's wonderful.

Police received a report of the child attempting to steal the forklift forcive Middle School, not medical school. I don't think they sent 12-year-olds to medical school. He's escaping. I should. Forsythe Middle School around 6.45 p.m. Officers located the stolen vehicle driving south on Brook Street near Pearl Street, about three minutes later.

Multiple officers initiated a pursuit of the forklift at speeds of 15 to 20 miles per hour with emergency lights and sirens on. Just for clarity, Theo, that is roughly 25 kilometers per hour. No, I know, I did the maths. Beautiful. That's for our dumber listeners then. How about that? Three minutes later, he's still on the same block. Oh, it's great.

I feel like the police are lying about that specific aspect though, which is I don't think the police are getting anywhere three minutes after receiving a call. Yeah. No, I mean, I reckon if the call came through and they got to go lights and sirens on to chase a child in a forklift, they're getting all units. Now this is going to be fun. I gotta see this. During the chase, police said the stolen forklift traveled through the Georgetown Boulevard

neighborhood hitting about 10 parked vehicles. Yes. I'm sorry if that was your car. It's very funny. At 7.18 p.m. So what, we're about 35 minutes into the chase at this point. Oh, he's been, he's been driving that thing. At 7.18 p.m. Would you want to hop off?

Probably not. Everyone behind him is mad at it, so he probably shouldn't stop. We're not gonna stop. I'm not gonna stop. Police terminated the pursuit when it went across the M14 bridge on Nixon Road, Washington or county sheriff's office deputies picked up the pursuit until the driver stopped around 753 p.m. He went through jurisdictions. He made it to county lines. He got to the county line and all the cops the cops, the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops should should should should should should should should should the cops the cops the cops should should the cops should the cops should should the cops should the cops the the the the the to stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the c. the the the the c. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to stop stop. the to stop. the to stop. the the to stop. the the to to the the the the the to stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. the the driver stopped around 753 p.m. He went through jurisdictions. He made it to county lines.

He got to the county line and all the cops are like, ah, fuck. All right, we made it to the bridge. We gotta let him go. America is so funny. Like imagine if you got to like the border of Tweedshire council and all of the cops had to be like, oh, he's gone. Just like to go. Not our business anymore. Yeah.

The driver stopped around 7.53 p.m. in an area of N. 14 and Godfretzen road. The boy was identified as a 12-year-old from Ann Arbor and was taken into custody and lodged the juvenile detention center. What's the crime? The vehicle was unlocked with a key hidden inside and it can weigh up to 35,000 pounds. Shouldn't have left the key in there. So you gave him the key? It can weigh up to 17 tons? Is that what they're saying? Yeah. Oh 35,000? Oh my goodness. Seems very heavy. It's carrying stuff but that's an odd thing to say if it wasn't carrying anything. Are they talking? Like did they the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. thi, shouldn't, shouldn't, shouldn't, shouldn't thi, shouldn't the. I theat. Shouldn't the. Shouldn't thea. Shouldn't thirty-s, shouldn't thirty-s, shouldn't thirty-a, shouldn't thi, shouldn carrying stuff, but that's an odd thing to say

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Yeah. Forklift on a sort of crane on the back, you can go up three or four stories. I like that he had no intentions with this forklift beyond driving. Just him in the open road, you know? Yes, yes. Just pick up the keys and just drive, you know. He's just doing it for the sake of the doing. Not for fame, not for personal gain, but just for the sheer love of living. That's beautiful. Yeah, society has to just bring him down like a tall poppy. Yeah, shut him away. Hide his sparkle. Fucking hate it when people hide my sparkle.

Makes me so fucking angry. Hey, we salute you. We salute you. twelve year old. Oh boy. Hey look, you know, sometimes you take a forklift for a drive and you don't hit anything. Sometimes you take a for a drive and you hit, you know, around 10 parked vehicles. What can we say? But po-buddy's nerfect.

It's time for po-body's nirfict. Tobody's Nerfect. Pobody's Nerfect. No, no, Poe Body's Nurfact. No, oh, Poe Body's Nurfact. No, whoopsy, Daisy. Hey, yeah, the hippo body's nerve-facit. No, oh, Arizona. Chandler student seriously injured in Promposal gone wrong, potential lawsuit asking for $1 million to get school. Proposal. That's one of the most American sentences I've ever heard.

Promposal,, million in damages. Yeah. Three dead. A promposal at a Chandler High School ended with a student seriously injured in a crash on campus. Now that student is preparing to file a lawsuit against the school district and Citi for not stopping it. Huh? Mm-hmm.

Is this a... Yeah, why didn't you stop me? Hmm. Well, no, why didn't you stop them? This is going to become clear. Yeah. Oh, I'd prefer to do a lot of guessing first. Let's do Summise.. What have we surmised?

This guy wants to blame other people for... Nah, we're going to find out that he wasn't actually involved in the proposal. I reckon. Yeah. Okay. It was a surprise to him. And the lucky girl. Last April, at Arizona College Prep High School, Senior William Vanisap was just leaving school for the day after classes. Little didn't he know he'd be leaving school for quite a while.

It was on its motorcycle going through a campus intersection when another student driving a Porsche purposely sped through a stop sign and crashed into Vanisap which sent him into the air. Oh my goodness. And now we know everything we need to know to understand the story. Promposal got wrong. So... Okay. The crash was significant enough to deploy the car's airbags. Vanisap suffered multiple injuries, some he will have for the rest of his life, according to attorney April Spillmon, who is now representing him. Don't say that while you're wearing a today shirt, please. What is going on in your break?

Sorry if I see Mon at the end of something, that's where it's going. I've got that's where it's going. Spielmon said this was no accident. It was all planned. I'm not going to do the voice name. Don't. Don't. Sorry, Theo Gabby. Oh, his attorney reported everything would not be irie. It really. Stop, stop. It really was a dangerous plan, Spielman said.

According to the notice of the claim, the student driver of the Porsche planned to ask a girl to the upcoming prom. Both were in the car when the crash happened. The document claims the plan was for them to speed through the stop sign and get pulled over by the waiting school resource officer. While making it look like the student was in trouble, he planned to pull out a poster to ask her to the dance. The claim said, uh-huh.

Okay. Have you guys ever seen the videos of people who get their like friend who is a cop to pull them over in the states and that's like... I feel like that should not be legal to do that, like to do pranks. And also for the cop to go like, hey, what if you did something really illegal and dangerous so I could pull you over to... Yeah. What's the worst the law real quick. Yeah.

What's the worst that could happen? You can't just get him to pull you over and be like, oh, you were a spading? I have seen people do fake proposals with cops where it looks like the cop's gonna kill the guy. Yeah, it's super fun. Like, yeah, where they pull someone over and the cop gets really agro and is screaming at them both to get out of the car and like pulling their gun out and stuff and then and then they go like get down on your knees to the guy who then goes oh will you marry me yeah so this woman who is getting off the fucking ground and then he fires the gun and then a wedding ring comes out

straight on onto her hand. Yeah, instantly de-gloving her finger. But I've seen ones where people are doing this and like you would have every reason to think that your boyfriend was about to be killed by the police. It's not like a funny story to me? No. It's enormously disrespectful in a way that's like hard to describe. So that's what this guy was going for, but student mode, I guess.

He's also like a high school student driving a fucking Porsche, which is... Yeah. Which means you know he's winning that lawsuit. I... Yep. Yeah. Which means you know he's winning that lawsuit. I thought the, I thought I might have misheard the opening of it because, yeah, when you said driving a Porsche and the other guy's driving a motorbike, I thought maybe they're in like college or something? No. Just driving a Porsche in high School. Yeah, that's what. What wasn't taken into account in this plan was traffic having right of way at the intersection.

Yeah, that's probably why they put the stop sign. That's what a stop sign is. It's what a stop sign is. Hey, watch out. Generally indicating something. You know? Hmm. indicating something, you know? Hmm. Spielman said the student driver was going faster than 40 miles per hour when the crash happened.

Probably shouldn't be doing that on campus. Yeah, probably not. That's like 60 kilometers in now. Vanisap... Vanisap very easily could have died in this accident by just milliseconds difference in timing, Spielmonds said. The claim also alleges that the SRO and school principal were aware of the plan and agreed to it.

Yeah. Jesus. Well, your dad did donate a wing to the school, so... That's definitely a situation like that, huh? Yeah, that gets you one child run over. Good deal. Out of free. Security and body camera footage shows both the SRO and school principal

and school principal, both of them were in the police cruser nearby in the moments before the crash. Am I reading that correctly, Ben? The school principal. Yep. Says the SRO and school principal were the plan, and both of them were in the police in the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police were in the police the police were in the police their their their their their. So the SRO and school principal were a weather plan and both of them were in the police car. Yep. She's a country. What are lands?

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Yeah. No. No. We're not going to do this, Spielman said. However, the same court paperwork claims that the SRO said he did not know the student would speed through the stop sign. The officer claimed he thought it would be a quite slow roll. Well that's true because to get flag you've only got to just drive through the spot. I probably wouldn't assume that he meant going through it at 40 miles per hour.

It's not worth nothing. I'm just gonna blast through there. Like ideally I want to be hitting the speed bump and like flying through the air When you pull me over Chick's a little when you get air The school principal also said he was not aware of the plan he claimed the reason he was in the cruiser with the SRO was to discuss an unrelated matter that Come on That is

Nailed it It's very cool that they were both like, whoa, I didn't know that's what he meant. Yeah. I know that you said that I was aware of this, but what if I wasn't? Probably shouldn't have done it anyway. Displaying some of our sterling leadership here. I'm just going to dodge this real quick. It looks like I might have been there because I was aware of it, but counterpoint.

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enforceable. It wasn't an accident. It was a complete opposite of that. That's very clear intent. That's planned in statements. Life is what happens when you're making plans to speed through a stop sign. My action shouldn't have consequences. Whenever that is true, that's accidental and therefore it's not a crime. I've had a look and it's not, it's a public school, but it's an American public school with a dress code. They have to wear polo-os and... Is it a America where public means private? No, I think it's- Entree means main meal. I think it's England where public means private. There's one where public school means like the school that cost money, right?

Yeah, I think that's the UK. Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. Then, are we doing one more story? No, I think that was technically an episode of the podcast, Buntabusta. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much for joining us. It was lovely having you here. This is a conversation. And we want to hear back from you. If you don't have any corrections to make or anything along

those lines, don't riffle in a way about. If your comments are purely praise-based. Yes. Yeah. Well, you have some like insider knowledge on a story maybe that you can, if this happened like around the corner from you, which every time we do a story in America, someone's like, oh my God. Oh, that's 12 year old that stole a forklift is my cousin. That's me. I'm the 12 year old. I'm so glad you guys liked it. If you were the teen who sped through the sign hitting someone else. Volga. If you were the team that got hit...

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