Boonta Vista - EPISODE 326: The Fart Or Flight Response

Episode Date: December 16, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Anyway, hello, welcome to Bundavista, episode of the darkened side. It's a hard one. I know. My bones hurt. Anyway, hello, welcome to Bundavista, episode 326. It's known as Michael Jordan's flu game. But according to Jordan's trainer, as quoted in Fair Nation, it's actually Michael Jackson's... Michael Jackson's what game? Michael Jordan's food poisoning game. Quote, so we order a pizza.
Starting point is 00:00:52 They come to deliver it. Five guys come to deliver this pizza. I take the pizza and I tell them, quote, quote, I got a bad feeling about this, end in a quote. Out of everybody in the room, he, Jordan, was the only one who ate. Then 2 o'clock in the morning, I get a call to my room. End quote. What happened next was the Stuff of Legends. Michael Jordan wearing the Chicago Bulls jersey steps into the 1997 NBA finals against Utah. He ends up scoring 38 points to Clawhom and 90 to 88 point victory,
Starting point is 00:01:27 including a 3 pointer with 25 seconds left on the clock. Wow. What incredible adversity you get the odds. I'm here as always with my co-hosts, Ben. Hey buddy. Hey brother, what's up? Yeah, not much. It's hanging out with my buds. And Andrew. Hey, hey bro, hey, how you going? And I'm Theo as well. I'm usually put that in there somewhere. Hey. What's going on? Now I'm still sweating. I usually put that in there somewhere. Hey, what's going on? Now I'm still sweating through gastro. Right. Some parallels to be drawn here. Now I had a coffee before lunch today,
Starting point is 00:02:15 and I had to lie down for like two hours, so I didn't throw up a pass out. Which is bad for me because I need coffee to stay awake to do the job that I'm employed for. I'm not sure at any point in time whether my shirt should be on or off. I'm about to do one of the hardest things an athlete like myself can do. Host a podcast. But imagine, what if everybody on the Chicago Bulls team had diarrhea? Imagine how great there before it's going to be. But we're already recording. How can we make this happen? Well boys, got some bad news about that sumptuous
Starting point is 00:02:54 prosciutto effungy pizza pie. You ate 35 minutes ago. Remember just before we started recording Ben? You did that horrible wheezing fart and you said, oopsie Daisy, I've got a duke tutor. What are you doing? Remember that? I'm really sorry about that, but I'm to blame. And Andrew, you may either want to pour out that beer or get another one. I wrote that in the script, but Andrew is actually smoking weed. Hold on, hold on. Oh, no. Hey, okay.
Starting point is 00:03:33 One thing I do know for certain though is that you, the listener is in for a wild ride. And then Ben, if you can edit in a big wet fart noise there in post. That would be great. I'll see what I can do. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the is the is the the the an thean, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tha, there in post that would be great. I see what I can do. Like 15 to 30 seconds long? Yeah, if you can. Now you asked if I pull the switch, pull stretched mine, if you can pull stretch yours, that'd be wonderful.
Starting point is 00:03:53 They get a few weird harmonics in there and stuff. The weird the better, yeah. You talk about like how people do that with the mouth of a balloon? balloon. You're making a lot of notes there. No, I'm sorry. Oh, so when you're playing on your phone while I'm talking to you, it's fine, but I doodle a few little guys on a piece of paper while I'm listening to you, and I'm in trouble all of a sudden. Usually, when you are doodling on your pad, it means that something's getting cut. No, I would never anything out anything out this podcast. You edited out all of my advice, where to find the cool swords in Dark Souls. Well, yeah, but that's also true that I edited out the entire 12-minute segment that that was a part of.
Starting point is 00:04:32 It wasn't just the Dark Souls part. Oh, what was that segment? What did we lose? I was about the guy with all the samurai swords in his house because about halfway through us doing that segment, seemingly all of us completely ran out of energy. In the samurai segment? Yeah, the start, the first half of the samurai sorts was great, but it, I couldn't, I couldn't manage to stitch together the middle to the end without. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I'm usually filled with energy when thinking about samurai swords. Yeah, I think it's once we reach the hour and five minute part that everyone just sort of dropped off and off the plates. That's super late in the game. No, I do remember. Yeah, we were trying to name like different sizes of swords and we got to about three and then everyone just fell silent. I would say that I got those three instantly. Yeah, but as a collective collective. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, yeah, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, yeah, that, that, that, th. Yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. Yeah, I, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I, I, that, I, that's, I, that's, I, I, that's, I, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. Yeah, th. Yeah,'t have to think about it. Four, I got four instant there. As a collective, and then, and then, oh yes, we started wondering about the origins of
Starting point is 00:05:30 the Uchigatana. Yeah, that's right. The rest of his history. Yeah, we may as well just reconstructed. I can probably find that article. Ben just making some more notes on his pad here, Theo. It's the only only thing thing've had to end it out of a podcast twice. Oh, I am imagining though about all the Chicago's Bulls players. Squirt, squirt. You know, just the place. Chicago's Bulls. The Chicago's Bulls. Chicago's Bulls. Whose balls? Chicago's bulls? Chicago's bulls. Oh boy. Don't have that uh...
Starting point is 00:06:03 You know the big mop they've got for the basketball court? The big wide one for the sweat? Yeah. Oh, I'm having a bad time ringing that out at the end of the evening. Oof. I had to clean a bath today that was full of... Yeah, I saw a photo of it on the internet. I heard, I heard Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin of it on the internet.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I heard, I heard Caitlin go, Noah, are you gonna do a poo? And then there was nothing, and then I assumed something happened with Finn at the other end of the house. And she ran down there, and she ran back to Noah in the bath, and that's when I was called in. Bring in the big guns.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Caitlin had thrown in a bathe, the b. the the the the thatatatathea, th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. thoe, thoe, thoe, thoome, thoom. thoomeathea, thoomk, thoom, tho, tho'a, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothe big guns. Caitlin had thrown in a bath, fizzor and everything. The water was just a beautiful deep blue. That's a horrible combination. It was full of toys, absolutely full of toys. I was worried that I'd pour a turd out of the like submarine water jug. Fuck me. And the shit had like it had absolutely been just demolished, just smashed into pieces by a joyful baby. Jesus Christ. Do you have know so much. Do you think your two little guys are like coordinating? Uh, coordinating attacks here.
Starting point is 00:07:18 They, they learn from behaviors. Yeah. Three minutes into the bath. You break something at the other end of the house. The minute she leaves the room, three minutes into the bath, you break something at the other end of the house. The minute she leaves the room, I engage my core. We really, um, I really love all of our listeners. You know, even the ones that don't pay for the bonus episodes, I still think you guys are great. I just want you to know that the bonus episode that we just recorded about an hour and a half ago, we just got like a really sort of th, th, Lucy and then bam straight into the content and then for the free one, we've gone into Diarrhea Tales Part 12.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I'm just just gonna read out just for the for the listener if you're still there. If you're sticking around. If you haven't just put your phone down on the beach and walked into the ocean. Ben wrote a message in our group chat saying, Theo, can you quickly write up an intro, something beautiful and poignant yet also cross and a reverent. Now, as we often say on this show, cross. Oh, I'm sorry, are you from London? Here we fucking go.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Already got a deal with the conflict with my Victorian wife about how she's saying bath and grass. Yeah. What's going on there? Mm-hmm. The paranoia getting from the weed just smoking. That's right. And so on.
Starting point is 00:08:40 But, uh, but to the listener, look, we report, you decide if this is beautiful and poignant. Yeah. It's about the limits of human ability. It's about the human spirit soaring on brown wings. You've taken a sort of an interesting historical event and you've twisted it to add a new purpose. I'm just going to be a beer. You keep going Jesus. What is... Just gonna...
Starting point is 00:09:06 Just gonna take out the first 10 minutes of this and start over. Crass and irreverent. Yeah. Yeah, so on and so forth. Yeah, what do you got there? As, as quite often, I've got a burly midtide. Yeah. They're still independent brewing, so that's nice. Sick. Oh, I think I bought a beer that's not from an independent brewer. What did we go?
Starting point is 00:09:28 Oh, this guy loves Carlton United. Yeah, he loves macro brew. Who bought mountain goat? Who bought mountain goat? I got some of them in there too. Mountain goat might be Asa now, I think. Yeah. Anyway, it's the goat, the goat, the goat, the goat, the goat, the goat, the goat, the goat, u, I think. Not a goat in this economy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Anyway, it's the goat's very enjoyable beer. Yeah, oh it's perfectly good tasting beer. I give him that, it's just, you know, ruining the industry. Oh, he's taking his headphones off getting his left. Fuck. All right, we pulled it back in. We are tiening up our belts, Theo, not too much on yours. We don't want to put any under you pressure.
Starting point is 00:10:08 You're lower abdomen. You know? We're tightening up because we don't want to sound like a bunch of deranged freaks. When I want to hear from a deranged freak, I'll check in with a British person. And that's what we're going to do right now, tabloid phenomenon. It came so close to punching their turn around and fistheaded man destroys church. It came so close to punching my beer off the table when that drop back in. It's just a good fucking song. I challenge you to tell me to my face that it's not. You've done it again, Robert Zombie with your infectious rhythms. I had to explain Rob Zombie to my kids
Starting point is 00:10:54 the other day for some reason. Now the kids got to know that Rob Zombie. That's exactly what Tucker Carlson was warning us about. That was my whole problem because we pulled up at a traffic light on the way to school. And there's a sticker on the light pole, same, you know, traffic light pole that we pull up to every day. It's a sticker, think if you will, kind of the style of the Shepard Ferry, Andre the Giant face, you know, kind of posterized looking thing. Except it's the, the, the, the, the, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's, it's, it's, it's the, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the, it's the the the, the the, the the the the the the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the face, you know, kind of kind of posterized looking thing. Except it's the it's the like Uncle Sid or whatever clown from House of
Starting point is 00:11:33 a Thousand Corpses and all that jazz you know that guy. Yeah and one of the kids is like, who's that? And I went, fuck, here we go. Here we fucking go. Time, it's time for you learn about Rob Zombi. You've got to learn about the monsters so that I can then tell you about Dragulars. And then I can tell you about a 50-something-year-old guy who's obsessed with the monsters
Starting point is 00:12:13 Who makes music that your grandma would find scary, but everyone else would be like oh, this is just like a dude who loves like Cheesy 60s horror stuff. Yeah, real sound. Yeah, he's kind of got white dreadlocks sort of. Yeah, I think he maybe just doesn't brush his hair. Loves putting his wife in a movie. He loves his wife. What, Rob Zombie's biggest crime? What is Rob Zombie's biggest crime is that he loves his wife? His biggest crime? this biggest crime. What is Rob Zombie's biggest crime? Rob Zombie cancelled. Rob Zombie impropriety. Rob Zobby crime. Hey Siri, look into Rob Zobby's crimes. Rob Zombie is not satanic even though most people believe he is. I think Rob Zombie's fine. He avoids all alcohol and drugs. Okay. Well I mean he's he's toured repeatedly with Marilyn Manson who's been accused of sexual
Starting point is 00:13:06 assault, so that's not great. No, that's true. Yeah. Uh, here's, all right. He's going so well, guys. He's the Rob Zombie controversy is, uh, he was recounting in 1983 on his first night after moving to New York City. When he was 18 years old, him and his seven roommates witnessed the unspeakably horrible and savage beating of a man by New York
Starting point is 00:13:31 City transit police right outside his dorm room window. And then the guy died. Oh my goodness. Jesus. Rob Zombie witnessed a murder. You think that's what what gave him such a spooky countenance? I think he doesn't like the Dragler because of the police murder that he saw. I don't think those two are related. From Wales online.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Louts who littered estate with half-eaten chocolate bars unmasked. Finally, get to the bottom of this. The identity of little louts who spent months blighting a housing estate with half-eaten chocolate has been revealed as greedy squirrels. They were so close to killing some kids. Yeah. Like the Neighborhood Watch Association was like fucking seconds away from like hitting some teens with their car. Moments away from doing a Harry Brown. Yeah. Paranoid, miserable losers. The whole country. The film Harry Brown? No, the population of the United Kingdom. Oh yeah, them too.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Locals living in Dudley Crescent in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire became gripped by the Who done it after Blue Ribbon... Blue Ribit after Blue Riband, blue Riband? Blue Riband, blue riband. Blue Ribond. That can't be blue ribond. Is it blue ribond? Glad it's not just me that's struggling with this. I was like, is this a really well-known chocolate bar brand that I'm just not aware of? English people shouting at their fucking podcast player. It. You want to be a boat. It's pronounced blue
Starting point is 00:15:09 ribbond. There you go that's what's fucking annoying. If someone or something wins the blue ribbon in a competition they win first prize the prize is sometimes the shape of a blue ribbon. Jesus fucking Christ. What are you fucking talking about? No it's the ribbon it's blue that's what they're. The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuu. thrib. thribea thribea. thea tribea. tribea. tribea. th. thea. thribea. thea. thribea. th. the fucking talking about? No, it's the ribbon. It's blue. That's what they're winning. Definition. A ribbon. Farns, this is not the way I want it. Might be a mandolin at the same time. In this reality? It's called both.
Starting point is 00:15:45 It's got a partial metal effect happening. Does anyone remember them being called blue ribbons? Fuck. Very derailed by the first paragraph. This is their fault for having something called that. Jesus. The saga, dubbed Wafergate, was discussed daily on the estate WhatsApp group with the theories and accusations spreading through the community. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Who were throwing under the bus? Yeah, one who got accused. Who we thrown under the l? Yeah, one who got accused. Who are we throwing under the lorry? Yeah, thank you, yes. I'm going to say they probably started with the Romanians, who work their way through the Poles, Bulgarians, yeah, Austro-Hungarians, yeah, Lithuanians, Serbs, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Asipanians, Serbs. Yeah, as a bunch of eyes. The mystery was finally solved after a local who works in a nearby caravan storage facility spotted dozens of blue ribbons inside a skip. Another resident then spotted squirrels running up a tree with wrappers and put two and two together. Yeah, I feel like you could just take two in that part. You don't need the first part, you just need to squirrel with the rapper and you work it out. Local Fiona Downs 33, a full-time mom said, I first noticed all these rappers about in September. We live on a private estate on an ex-Raf base.
Starting point is 00:17:24 It's a very close-Raf base. It's a very close-knit community. I was walking my children and suddenly noticed there's loads of blue-ribboned rappers everywhere. I posted a picture on our WhatsApp group asking people to please pick up their rappers if they've been eating chocolate bars. That's such a fucking stupid thing to say. Yeah. Like everyone knows not to litter generally.
Starting point is 00:17:48 You don't have to tell people, hey, specifically if you've been eating chocolate bars, please don't litter with your chocolate bars. Stupid. Yeah. Then, then you've got to start clarifying about every other kind of you see. Yeah. Uh, no throwing away your squashies rappers. Fuck, what is it squashy? Now, we learned all about this like one week ago. Oh, nothing.
Starting point is 00:18:11 You might not have been on. Buh. That doesn't seem right. I'm on all these. Hmm. Squashies, Ben. Put all the notes in the thing. Yeah, squishies. But no one fest up. And over the following months, more the their, thaers, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. to the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, throws, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho- tho- th's, th's, th. Skushy, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Fe, th. Fe, th. Fe, th. Fe, th. Fe, th. Fe, th. Fe, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, throw, throw, throwea, thoooo-s. Skkksoa''''n'n'er's tho-s. Squashy's tho-s, thoest up and over the following months more rappers and half-eaten chocolate bars continue to appear. They shouldn't have solved the mystery at the start of the article. Yes, just in my opinion. Yeah. I'm not really hooked into the mystery. No, I can't imagine the listener's hooked either. It's like a... They've hopped off the hook. Well there might be a reason why he included the entire article show. We'll find out. I'm just saying as far as the article
Starting point is 00:18:54 goes, it's like showing you the monster in the first third of the horror movie? Yeah, great idea. Yeah, then you can subvert expectations. Oh, there he is. Spottled him. You actually see the street pole in the first five minutes of heredity. Fionna said, It became a big topic among residents. Fionna said, It became a big topic among residents.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Everyone was desperate to uncover the culprit. It was a big topic among residents. Everyone was desperate to uncover the culprit. It was a big mystery. People were getting annoyed thinking someone was just littering, while others thought, maybe it's the bin men. PIN men. PIN men. Yeah, absolutely. Those swathly bin men.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Yeah. I never liked the look of them! Why are they always angling rubbish? Maybe it's like the, you know, the ultimate taboo for the bin man. It's to litter? To put some rubbish back up there. Oh yeah. Yeah, I was thinking to that.
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Starting point is 00:20:33 I edit from the back. Sometimes I let my husband edit from the back. All became clear on Tuesday, November the 21st, when a resident spotted the skip on a site just behind the estate with a box of... With a box of blue ribbons inside. Another resident, Natalie Clark, I wonder what she sounds like. Englishwoman from literally anywhere in England between the ages of 18 and 110? Could sound like anything. She managed to snap pictures of squirrels scurrying up a tree, chocolate in mouth.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Fiona said, Squirrels have clearly been in there and stolen them all. We don't know where their stash is, but there was definitely some kind of box of the chocolate bars in a skip. It only took three months to work out. You think they'd run out of chocolate? What? What? So the squirrels have been in there and stolen them all. We don't know where their stash is, but there was some kind kind of the the the the the the of of of of the of of of of the of of the of of the th of the th of the th of th of the the th of th of the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their stash their stash their stash their stash their stash their stash is their stash is their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoa thoauauauauauauauauauauauaughe their their their their their their their their their their their Wait, wait. So the squirrels have been in there and stolen them all. We don't know where their stash is, but there was some kind of box of chocolate in there. So they reckon the squirrels have taken the chocolate
Starting point is 00:21:54 to a second location. Yeah, they've moved the stash house. Do you think squirrels can eat chocolate? Do you guys ever see th those th good for them. You guys ever seen like a really fat squirrel? You ever seen those photos of a big, big fucking fat squirrel getting around? Yeah. Like surely they're dumpster diving or eating pizza crusts or whatever, right? They're ratitooing. It could be like a ratitouy situation as well where they're making hamburgers at a at a sonic drive-in. And they've got a 17-year-old line cook and they're pulling his hair and making big double hamburgers. Yeah, he's making those ones that they put on like a insider or whatever, you know?
Starting point is 00:22:40 I guess it'd be kind of like a scratitouy situation. You guys remember the beloved Scratitouy intro? I do remember Scratitouille intro. I've heard a lot of positive feedback about the famous Scratitouille intro. Sort of up there at the Pantheon with the I'm a Train intro, the Scraattrattrattano. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, same breath, kind of. Yeah. I can come back to this podcast because of the other, I'm a train intro and also to the exact same extent the Scratitouille intro.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Yeah. Yeah. When I meet somebody who recognizes me or my voice from the show and they sort of start the conversation by saying, did you write the Scratatato intro? And then their face their their their their their their their their face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th.. th. I'm th. I'm thoes. I say throw. I'm thoes. I'm too. I'm their their their their their their their their their. I'm their. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I I I I I I. I I. I I. I. I I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm so so so so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thitouy intro? And I say, no, I'm Andrew actually. And then their face just kind of falls. They stick around for the conversation, but I feel like they're kind of doing it more for me than for themselves. They want to make you feel recognized. Yeah. Maybe you've got a line to the guy that guy that did do the Scratitu. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're, they're. Yeah, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they they they they they they they they they they're. They they they they're. They they're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're st stick stick stick. They're they're they're st stick. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they want to spoil that. You don't want to spoil that. Don't want to burn that bridge. Full-time mum, Natalie 42, said,
Starting point is 00:23:49 We spent months finding these rappers. We all got bit obsessed and we were trying to hunt people down. Yeah. Machete in hell. We were trying to work out who buys wafers from Aldi before we realized the squirrels were doing it. You fucking kidding me? You're like stalking the Aldi to find the culprit so you can what, kill them?
Starting point is 00:24:16 Trying to figure out, going down to the Aldi and like just kind of milling about, asking the stuff. Anyone seem like they're buying a lot of wafers? Fucking Sam Spade style sliding like a $10 note across the counter and being like word on the street as someone's been laying down a lot of cheddar for some healthy chocolate bars. The guy that did the theme for James Bond? That's right. Sam Spade?
Starting point is 00:24:40 It's one of the famous popular detectives. Who did the theme for James Bond? No idea. When I saw them, I was like, oh my God, I've finally found proof. The sheer volume of the bars, honestly, they must be going through a hundred of them a week. I don't understand how many chocolate bars that possibly could have been here. Yeah, they're talking about a box. So three months, a hundred a week, 1200 chocolates. I don't believe that.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I don't think that there was, like, why, how many are you in a box? How many are in a box? How many would the, maybe this was just hyperbole on her part, but she sort of considered her words in light of the fact that perhaps an Australian podcast would be discussing it at some point. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to say. Be precise in your speech. Fiona said, Once somebody posted a pictures of squirrels, it took the excitement away. Oh, just like I said. Then it seemed to calm down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down and we their and we their and we their and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th and we thou and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th and we th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thooooooo. the. th. the seemed to calm down and we thought they might
Starting point is 00:25:45 have finished their supply but in the past few days lots of the rappers have been appearing again. We're not sure why the chocolate was left on our property. Maybe it was an out-of-date box. Maybe. Yeah. Almost certainly in fact. Yeah. Sounds like... We report, you decide. Sounds like the squirrels are eating trash. Uh, so they've figured it out, they've figured it out, but they've never found the skip? They said it was at a skip. I don't know what's going on at this point.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Fiorna added that the whole saga has been, quote, a good bit of fun, she said. It's become a huge joke with everyone and we've all had a good laugh. I'd like to know how a squirrel opens a chocolate bar. They probably won't be able to walk now, due to putting on so much weight. They're all gonna die. Ah ha ha ha ha. That's funny to me, a British sick-o!
Starting point is 00:26:47 I'm normal by British tendons. My friends and family all agree! But since the discovery of the true culprits, residents say, the furry thieves have doubled down and are on a chocolate rampage. Oh, Theo's shirts come off. It's hot in here. Just noticed. Natalie said,
Starting point is 00:27:09 They've ramped it up even more since we found out. Every day I'm picking up rappers out of rose bushes. It's been hilarious, working it out. Yeah, that's funny. I love, I love this, it's very funny when like animals are kind of forced to scavenge and stuff and then they're like part of the pollution cycle that we all survive. And they're all very sick as well now probably. Yeah, but you know, they all joke about it now.
Starting point is 00:27:39 The joke is mostly, remember those squirrels? And they just sort of laugh for a bit. And this is sort of the normal news story that you would you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you would that you would that you would that you would that you would that you would that you would that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that'ss? And they just sort of laugh for a bit. And this is sort of the normal news story that you would get in the United Kingdom, whereas the normal news story that you get in the United States tends to be a little different. It's time for the tip in the floor. Great gunshot sounds in that too. Fantastic sample. Whap! You gotta look through a lot of free YouTube samples.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Sure do. It really feels bad typing free something sound effect into YouTube. It feels tawdry somehow well I I actually type it into Google it just happens that YouTube is usually one of the first results you know yeah well with how the internet is yeah just in case this is your first episode I'm sorry yeah the clipping report is where we try the clipping report is where we look at reports of 99% non-fatal accidental gun discharges in the United States. Here we go. That have happened last week,
Starting point is 00:28:56 I should say. A 36-year-old man outside Ellisville, Mississippi was pulling a hunting rifle out of a cupboard when the 0.380 handgun underneath it discharged. The bullet, quote, entered the bridge of his nose and exited the top left side of his forehead. God damn. That's like a good curve. Yeah, it's not great.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Well, sorry, I'm not a commenting on that. Well done. Hey, nice shot. Hey, sorry, I'm not a commenting on that. Well done! Hey, nice shot. Hey man, nice shot. You remember when you shot yourself in the head? Pretty cool. Yeah, it's like from that movie Wanted, based on a graphic novel, possibly the same name. The thing's and they're doing a hook turn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:40 A police officer in Topanga California, accidentally fired around into a fridge while preparing his handgun for a training session. Did the fridge survive? Fridge is okay, miraculously. A 79 year old man in Jones County, Mississippi. This is actually quite close to the one that happened in Ellisville, I think. Also, there were two others in the region in Mississippi this week as well but those were fatal and depressing. A 79 year old in Jones County Mississippi was cleaning out a 16 gauge shotgun in preparation for selling it when he fired it at these concrete floor causing birdshot pellets to ricochet into the face of his 79-year-old wife.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Oh no! Yeah, he's birdshot his wife. You gotta be embarrassed if you dick chain of your wife, right? Yeah, he said he looked down the barrel twice before he did this and then he was absolutely certain it was clear. But his wife's face disagrees. So is it, I assume a 16 gauge shotgun is bigger than a 12 gauge shotgun is? No, you're dumb mothucker. You are the Buntavista idiot of the week! Oh no! Quite a thing! Oh yeah. Now I'm just looking at this table of which kind of shotgun gauge. You think if this guy's like absolutely packing. He's just got like a bunker killer. Does this guy have a fucking blunderbuss in his house?
Starting point is 00:31:11 Oh, he's got the god murderer? Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's a unique item. A woman dining at a longhorned steakhouse in Goldsbrew in North Carolina was shot in the thighighigh patron dropped his handgun on the floor causing it to discharge. Butterfingers. I mean, if it's going to happen somewhere. He ran as well, like dropped the gun, gun discharge, got her in the thigh and he's like,
Starting point is 00:31:34 I can't go back to jail. Oh, my Uber's arriving. Oh, he's here. Oh, run away from that situation. Yeah, time to get, it's the the the the the the time it's the time it's time it's time time time time the it's time to hit the bricks. Everyone's yelling at me. A 57 year old man in Jonesborough, Arkansas was quote, at the intersection of Kate and Bridge collecting pecans. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Normal American man. Regular American pastime. Uh, when he adjusted his gun in its holsterster which caused it to discharge into his leg. Oh my goodness. Oh no, my pee cans. Does, how many of these people, do you think any of these people are like, that's probably it for me and guns after this? Or do you think that 100% just like, wow, that really teaches me that I need
Starting point is 00:32:26 to be more disciplined with my gun. It's probably that one. They're probably like, holy fuck, they were shots fired while I was collecting peak hands. I have to keep my gun with me. Safe with guns if you're not handling guns 247. Do you see that thing going around, I don't know, there's a couple weeks ago. see that thing going around, I don't know, there's a couple weeks ago, it was just like a screenshot from a fucking gun forum where people were like, accidental gun discharges are like a sign of good firearm ownership because it means you're always handling your guns.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Yeah, that's just not great logic to me. No, it's wrong. Personally. Yeah. Getting, yeah, getting bitten by a gator, it's a good sign. It means that you are touching enough gators to get good at handling gators. Always be handling your gators. When you see one, just get in there. Yeah. See a gator, handle a gator. Finally, a 60-year-old off-duty Chicago police officer shot himself in the thigh when his firearm accidentally discharged while he was in a Starbucks bathroom. Oopsie, dupsy, there's always one in the crapper, letting off. Took us a while, but we've got the crapper shot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Just, is it, they're just like the... Why is there one in the chamber? Yeah, always one in the chamber, because he's got one in the chamber, because he's shitting. Yeah. And he's taking his pants off and he's got, whoop, butterfingers, bow! Now, riddle me this. You finish wiping? You finish doing the shit before you get the, before you like, paramedics please? Yeah. Well, you're just like waddling around. I'm waiting and getting the paramedics to do it for me. Oh, my god.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Can't reach back, oh, when I try and reach back there, it hurts. You wouldn't put an unwiped bed into an ambulance, would you? My butt's still super duky, though. Make sure it's really clean. That could the the the the the the the key though. Make sure it's really clean. That could get into my bullet hole. Do you think the human body would like do you a favor and sort of snip off the turn for you? I'd just be like oh you know what this guy does not have time to shit I'm just gonna I'm gonna wrap things up again. Yeah are you suggesting Ben like a fart or flight kind of reaction?
Starting point is 00:34:48 Snip! It just, it slams closed. Yes. The remainder of the turn gets sucked three hours back up the bell. The clock gets reset. You know what? You can see you got a lot on. I'm gonna give you two extra hours. Yeah, it's good wait.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Get you to the hospital, get a bedpan underneath you. You'd be fine. You can do whatever. Yeah, like slamming shot with so much force. Absolutely clean, you know? Yeah. It goes so fast and it quarterizes the end of the turn, it's pushed away.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Or is it the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the opposite the turt as it's pushed away. Or is it the opposite? Are they voiding themselves? I think you're probably voiding yourself. If you got shot, I think the shock that your body goes through would probably just clean out the rest of whatever was in the chamber. It's like in 40K when someone first encounters a psychic voice in their head. They're very clear that that that person is usually shitting their pants. Was that something Ian Watson wrote? Because he loved to write about shit and people shitting themselves.
Starting point is 00:35:48 No, no, this is still, what's his name? The guy that wrote all the good ones, apart from Ian Watson. Oh yeah, the guy that's the guy that wrote the Eisenhorn ones and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever his name is the good one. Dan Abnit. Dan Abn't. Love to write about people's shit in themselves. Oh man. Well, it's a grim dark. It's a grim dark.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to be happy when you've, when you've shot yourself, you know? That's so true. Yeah. Yeah. for the same old superior quality free episodes of the Buntavista podcast? Do you want less politics and more content about diarrhea? Are animals gone wild? You're tired as skipping through those hours upon hours of paid product placement
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Starting point is 00:37:30 Who's getting shot and is it in the crutch? Check out, Big Soft Titty. P&G. That's right. This is from... Oh, that's our segment, isn't it? Yes it is. It's Debbie singing one of ours. It's Debbie singing, Celebrity Watch. Fuck, I have been trying to find celebrity news stories that are bad, and it's really hard.
Starting point is 00:37:54 People only write celebrity stories that are good, mostly. What a beautiful theme though, fuck she's good. Love you, Demi. This is from WVIT, the Vitt. That's, state. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State, state, state, state, state. State. State. State, state, state, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State. State, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, state, th. State, th. State, th. State, th. State, th. State, th. State, state, state, Demi. This is from WVIT in Connecticut. Levitt! That's right. State police warn of potential street takeover in Shelton. Okay. Connecticut State police are warning residents about a potential street takeover in Shelton on Saturday night. Troopers said a street takeover event is anticipated on research drive around 8 p.m.
Starting point is 00:38:20 This time local, federal and state agencies are actively monitoring and investigating. Wow, that's pretty crazy. Okay. Yeah, nuts. Here we go. From WVIT in Connecticut, 500 vehicles from multiple states traveled to, taurtle to Shelton for an attempted street takeover over the weekend. Shelton Police learned about a street takeover that was planned on research drive on Saturday. Officers from other departments including Derby, Milford, Orange and Trumbull, troopers from Connecticut State Police and federal officials mobilized along the Bridgeport Avenue
Starting point is 00:38:56 Corridor. There are also officers on Research Drive. According to police, approximately 500 vehicles arrived in Shelton around 8pm. Some of the vehicles travelled from New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Vermont for the event. When the vehicles arrived at business parking lots on research drive, they were turned away. A group then attempted to plan alternative parking lots to gather in along Bridgeport Avenue through social media.
Starting point is 00:39:20 If there's one thing our state doesn't want, it's people coming here and gathering. That the the the the the the th th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T, th. T, th. T, thate. thate, thateateateateateateat, that, thate, thateateat, their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thoes, thoes, tho' tho one thing our state doesn't want, it's people coming here and gathering. That's right. No, gathering in, Connecticut. Not on my watch. Dick your ass to Rhode Island. Yeah. Maybe some other places want to welcome you in and hope that you stimulate the local economy, but not us. No, I'll keep reading.
Starting point is 00:39:42 We'll figure it out from context clues, I think. Officers said police were able to disperse the vehicles at the other parking lights before they could assemble a group. The group of vehicles then left Shelton and traveled to Derby, North Haven and Orange before returning to Shelton. The officers from each department traveled to their towns with the vehicles and disperse them all their their the drivers and some vehicles were towed. No arrests were made in shelter. Pretty crazy. Here's another one. Just chasing these cats away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From WVIT in Connecticut, over 1,500 vehicles participating in street takeover, over 1,500 vehicles that were participating in a street takeover closed down a busy area in North Haven.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Hell yeah. Over a thousand vehicles were participating in a street takeover closed down a busy area in North haven't their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, over a thousand vehicles that were participating in a street takeover closed down a busy area in North Haven on Saturday night. Police said over 1,500 vehicles arrived on Universal Drive to participate in a street takeover around 8 p.m. The vehicles were reportedly from multiple states. According to police, there were spectators lining Universal Drive to watch while the busy road was shut down and holiday shoppers were stuck in parking lots with no way to leave. Both directions of Interstate 91 were also backed up for over a mile. Offices from multiple departments including Meriden, Wallingford, Hamden, West Haven, Branford and troopers from Connecticut State Police helped North Haven police during the incident. According to police, there were also several calls on universal
Starting point is 00:41:02 drive that were difficult to respond to during the incident. The calls reportedly included a medical emergency and an assault. The investigation is ongoing. You know, we often find ourselves sitting around thinking, I bet the future is going to look a lot like Mad Max. You know, except in this case, I didn't expect that we would have like a really significant stop over in the Fast and the furious. Yes. Before we got there. Yeah. Because I was like, I think for a while there, I was like, yeah I think that's maybe that's kind of it for you know, the car modding and street racing culture and stuff on a big level.
Starting point is 00:41:36 And the last time of along has shown me to be very wrong about that. People are still way into that shit. Biger than ever. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I was like, I was like, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I was like, I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, like thi, like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. I that shit. Bigger than ever. I think it's very cool to be a young man and have a cool car and do a cool car. Probably even for young ladies and non-binary people these days. It's probably changed to allow that. This one is also from WVIT. String of Street Takeovers in Connecticut leads to call for change. Hey. Cut that out. Less of thouk. There are calls for more to be done to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the cut that out. Less of this. Knock it off. There are calls for more to be done to prevent so-called street takeovers. There was a string of them over the weekend in several communities. And one in Milford left an officer hurt. Officers responded after about 150 cars gathered in the parking lot of a grocery store on
Starting point is 00:42:20 Bridgeport Avenue on Saturday. During this, authorities say people set off fireworks in the direction of a police cruiser, jumped on it, and then punched and threw something at an officer. The officer was hospitalized with minor injuries and later released. These, you know, are really bringing in people to observe them from all over the region, said Kenneth Gray, University of New Haven, criminal justice, senior lecturer. Cray says takeovers are a national trend that started out west. He said law enforcement is trying to get a handle on this emerging issue. Quote, the key is to try to get to this before it happens and stop it before the cars get
Starting point is 00:42:56 parked and start. Then it becomes impossible to stop once it's underway, Grace said. I agree. The best thing to do we're trying to prevent something is to stop it from having. You got to check two out of three your precogs have got a... Yeah, good link. You got to check that your precogs are drift compatible. And you can just completely disregard one of your precogs. Yeah, that's the beautiful thing about it. Yeah that's a minority. It's a minority report. Who cares? Who cares? Also, and forgive me if I'm just a wet autumn bay, but don't American police have like APCs at this point? Yeah. Aren't they just rolling like ex-gulf war tech? Yeah. Or is that just for black people? I guess like it certainly seems like in a lot of situations Once there are enough members of the public going we're just doing this thing now Most of the time wherever you are in the world the the reaction is to go well I guess we kind of just got a kick back on this one unless we want to get completely rolled over or alternatively do a massacre. Yeah, absolutely and I just want to clarify. I'm not. I'm thir, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th thu, thu, the the the the the there, once, there, there, once, once there there, there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are, once there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there there there there the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th is tho, thus thus thus thus thus thus thus tho tho tho that tho tho thooo thoooo thoo thooo tho thoo the the the the that that this one unless we want to get completely rolled over or alternatively do a massacre.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Yeah, absolutely and I just want to clarify I'm not calling for the second time. Send in the APCs. Flatten those civilians. And that's bad by the way. Yes. Fifteen hundred cars gathering somewhere is a shitload of cars. It's a lot of cars. So many. Do you think that people are carpooling or is that? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I th. Yeah? I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. I th. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's. That's. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. 1500 cars gathering somewhere is a shitload of cars. So many. Do you think that people are carpooling or is that like one person per car? Oh my god those cars are full. One train gathering just FYI if we invested public transport. If Connecticut was doing train street takeovers, two trains. Yes. And they're on the rails anyway, where there's no shops. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:47 So it's fine. Two state troopers on one of those hand carts at the state line. Uh-huh. Set it around. That would be way easier to prevent, wouldn't it? It's one of those thing pop up, but I'm not really seeing it anywhere else. I'm just seeing it when I'm looking for news in America, but I don't feel like this is It's just odd. It's odd when things like this, which in a very specific location like a big phenomenon, But I'm not really seeing it anywhere else. No, absolutely. This is complete news to me.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Someone who's never seen a fast and furious movie. Have you guys heard it all about the mysterious dog respiratory illness that's going around the US? What? Yeah, that one's really fucking me up. They've given it a name temporarily, but they still don't know what it is. So there's this like, it's happening right across the US. It's affecting like heaps of dogs. But yeah, it's a mystery, severe respiratory illness. And like, I'm just saying, daily, the US, the US, that's, the that's, the that's, the that's, the the that's, that's, the that's, the that's, that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's going, that's going, that's going, that's going, that's going that's going, that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, but yeah, it's a mystery, severe respiratory illness.
Starting point is 00:45:47 And like I'm just seeing daily news stories about it whenever I'm looking for stuff for the podcast. And yeah, they still don't know what it is. It lasts for ages. It's really fucking a bunch of docks up and they, yeah, no idea what it fucking is. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Wow. And did they fix the bed bugs in Paris? Oh, I don't know, I wonder. Yeah, probably. Or just down to a normal level. Just regular, regular levels of bed bugs that they normally have. Well, all the, uh, all those bees were dying, but that got sorted out. Yeah, the sort of insect, like, extinction and stuff, that's all good. We got that.
Starting point is 00:46:26 We nipped that one in the bud, because otherwise that would be a sign of like impending ecosystem collapse for everything else. Yeah. And we wouldn't let that happen. Boring. Yeah. During the last legislative session, a task force was created to help coordinate the response of different police departments. Some lawmakers want to go further when it comes to potential punishments. It causing a major disruption to public safety and there's no consequences, and they know,
Starting point is 00:46:55 and that's why they're continuing to do it. Says Senator Paul Sicrella, Republican from North Haven. The Sicko. That's right, Paul Sicco. We reached out to Senate Democrats for comment, but have not yet heard back. Lawmakers have already up the charge someone could face from taking part in this type of wild driving from a misdemeanor to a felony. Like, imagine you just like hanging out on your front porch in Connecticut and 1, 1,500 cars like roll by. You would be like, oh shit, the Mad Max Future has happened.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Be like if Summonats happened in your neighborhood when you really weren't expecting it. What if someone did an entire Summonats to your house? Yeah. What if you go out to get the paper and someone says, tits out for the boys? What then? They'd be so disrespectful. I don't know, to be clear, I don't whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoome.. the th that. the that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that for the boys. What then? They'd be so disrespectful. I don't know, to be clear, I don't know whether that's part of American car culture, but...
Starting point is 00:47:50 I assume that's sort of a universal part of any like large group of men gathered together. Yeah, there's a word for it in every language. Yeah, yeah. Theoretically we could try and do one more story, but the only one I've got left in the notes is super depressing. So I think we're going to say that that was technically an episode of the podcast. Punta Vista. Thank you so much for joining us. If you want more of this, who, who?
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