Boonta Vista - EPISODE 329: A Real Piss Big Time

Episode Date: January 14, 2024

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The trends to keep an eye out for in 2024, the perfect soup day out in Pennsylvania, an out-of-the-box Home Depot heist, and the marriedpreneur lifestyle. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello, welcome to Buente Vista, episode XXX. I'm Theo, I'm in the market for a new dog. Now, when you're looking for a dog, many people will have a look at the local rescue, and find a dog that faces otherwise, almost certain death. I'm in the market for a new dog. Now, when you're looking for a dog, many people will have a look at the local rescue and find a dog that faces otherwise almost certain death. A dog like Charlie a four-year-old I'm so sorry. I was trying to increase the volume of something preemptively and then it played the stinger. You can just pick up that sentence from where you disrespectful. Yeah, it seems like you're in the flow state. Yeah.

A dog like Charlie, a four-year-old miniature schnauzer, just looking for the right person to give them a second chance, the chance to love and to be loved unconditionally. Not me though. Who knows what kind of baggage Charlie would bring? No, I need a dog that slots into my lifestyle with the minimal amount of friction. Dog that's tailor-made for me. That's why today I'm visiting the Doggy Dream Lab. America's third most popular specialized dog breeder when measured by gross product weight. It's time to find my... It's time to find my new best Fred. If I can't find it, they'll invent it for me. I'm here with one of Doggy Dream Lab's finest content creators.

They don't like the term breeder. It's Lucy. Lucy, you're about to show me your latest creation, the French Hawa Cross. Well, which is a fucked up little goblin that looks like a rotten chicken nugget that someone rolled around on a barber's floor. Sounds like it has a 24-7 death rattle. Can you tell me more about this creature and how you came up with the idea? Yeah, look, we like to have a bit of cocaine here at the doggy dream labs. But, um, see, the thing is the dogs didn't have sex, so you can put that right out of your mind.

We're using science here, you know, we didn't make those two dogs like, you know, have a little. No, nothing so. And I'm doing the finger motion. Yeah. I'm looking away. We'll blur that on the lab using the finest pipettes and flasks. Yeah, we got pipettes.

We got a dog come. We got beakers. We've got all sorts of shit here. Now, that kind of does go a little bit towards explaining the $3,000 price tag. But the other reason, it seems like a lot, but she actually comes with the CPAP machine. What's that for? Oh, that's simple. It's because her airways are completely non-functional. She's going to need that all the time. Not just, not just while sleeping. She's also, we have to say, for liability

purposes, legally dead in the state of Louisiana. They don't judge her to have a heartbeat. But she's very cute. She's very cute. Look at her. Look at those big eyes. Much bigger than they should be. And of course, I'm also here with Ben.

Now, Ben, you've got an absolute stallion here in Shredder, who I believe is a boxer crossed with an American bully. What can you tell me about Schreeder? He's lethal. Yeah. Like to life. To all life. Lethal looks.

Yeah. Kind of lethal attitude, yeah. I sort of wanted something like a dog that said something about my personality, like that I'm like, I'm tough and I can assert myself. I'd love to know. Great with kids though. Yeah, well, he's good at handling kids if you have a kid problem that needs taking care of.

I read on the internet they're perfectly fine. I do especially like how you've given him the stumpy little front legs of the American bully but the long muscular legs of the boxer at the back. It gives him a really masculine stance like a trag car. Yeah, I wanted to give him the aggressive stance of a Morton Joe's gigahorse, which is also... That's what it is. Yeah, That's what beautiful guy. Hey, can I read something to you real quick? This is, it wasn't funny enough to put in the podcast. Yeah, but it's funny enough to go in my intro. Yeah, that's... That's right. This is a compiled list of the 10 funniest dog names of 2023 compiled by the Dutch News

the Dutch News RTL News. Here we go. I think this is in a decreasing order of, I don't know. Number one, Maurice de Hond. That means Maurice the dog. Yeah. Pretty funny. Okay. Yep.

Mutja. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Do you think these might be puns on like Dutch celebrities or something? No, I think they're just they like the sound of words like jangling keys to them. Uh, pad tie. Uh huh. Like the noodle dish? Like the, yeah, like the noodle dish. Dumpling. Now that's cute. That's just, that's just cute. Yeah, we could have called Lucy's one dumpling. Yeah. Dushi. Oh, like the pussy wash. Like a grand duchy? That's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. That's Yeah. Dushi. Dushi, maybe. Like the pussywash.

Like a grand duchy or like a d-ushy? D-U-S-H-I. Like sushi with a D. Okay. Yeah. That's probably the, that's probably the jucal thing, right? Sure.

Yeah. I mean, that's a fun name. Sure. Bazooka. Ooh. Yeah, I mean that's a fun name for a dog. I don't know if I call it a funny name for a dog. Yeah. Grutja. Mm-hmm. Wife.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's actually kind of funny. I'd laugh if someone time with your dog was called Wi-Fi. It's actually short for wireless fidelity. Stinky. That's just good comedy. That's good in comedy. And then last but certainly not least Winston Furchill. They're really, they're doing some great stuff over there. Anyway, this dog's got four nuts. Which are all real.

Had two on the vine? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's been the dog intro. So I snipped off the last sentence with my countdown of 10 Dutch dog names. Mark, can we edit that to put the, to put the, uh, their, to, to their......... their, their, their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. their th. their their their their their their their their their their the last sentence with my countdown of 10 Dutch dog names. Mark, can we edit that to put the list after the final sentence, the final sentence with everything else?

I had a laugh track. I think a laugh track would be nice. Mark, can you put a laugh track in here? It's a new year. New us, you know, I thought maybe it would be best if we didn't go into 2024 unprepared. You know, I don't really, we try and keep abreast of what's happening in the world. Yeah, but we don't really know. We've got to sketch our plot threads out in the writers' room.

Yes. You know, work out, really where the podcast is going to go. That's right. And we also have to know what we've got to keep an eye on this year. So I went to Trend Forecasting Company WGSN for this installment. Jizzin. Yeah, I think that's true. For this installment of Trend Watch. trend watch. Trend number one, apricot crush. Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Like the act? Like the act of crushing an apricot. Yeah. I think that's probably what they're talking about. WGS's Color of the Year for 2024 is a psychological mood booster and a warm and restorative hue

that reflects a growing focus on holistic lifestyles. A rebalancing bright with an activating vitamin inspired tone. It's an inspiring hue for uncertain times. What, do you just mean like the color, like a peach, a peachy color? Well, kind of an apricotty color, yeah. Kind of like an apricot and... Yeah, we're forecasting colors now? Yeah, well, Apricot Crush is the WGSN color of the year for 2024 and its

psychological mood booster. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, that's quite nice actually. It's pretty pleasant. tone, growing for some holistic lifestyles. Sort of fleshlight color. Yeah, wouldn't it? Oh, that's quite nice actually. It's pretty pleasant. I'm feeling my mood being boosted. Yeah.

Isn't it? What was the pantoen color of the year? Wasn't it also a similar peachy tone? Yeah, we've got to keep abreast of these sorts. It was. Who announces theirs first? Because one of them seems very derivative of the other. Pantone's the big one, right? Yeah, Pantone's the a spoiler. What does pantone make?

I just realized I don't know that. Color. Did they make color? Did they make paints or anything? Is it a? Yeah, I don't, do they? I thought they just made like color scales and stuff. Color palettes. Like, they named all the colors. Yeah. I'm the color green that was them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. thor. they they they thor. they they they they they they they they they they th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're they're they they they're. they're. they're they're th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. I the. the. I thed. I thed. I the. I they made made. I they made. I they made. I they made. I they made. I they they they they Yeah, they came up with eggshell white.

Color solutions, trends, guides and tools. Okay. When you think color, you think pantone. I do. That's pretty true. Yeah. Trend number two, backyard beauty. Soil and insects will be embraced as alternative ingredient ingredient sources rich in skin beneficial actives.

Insects. Yeah, soil and insects. And soil, sorry. Dirt and Grubs. Dirt and Grubs. Welcome to Dirt and Grubbs 2024. So, someone working for the UN, NWO department, wakes up, logs in to Google, checks the latest trends like, oh, they're doing the work for us.

Sustainable beauty brands will encourage caring for soil as we would our skin, implementing circular systems and making use of soil saviours such as microbes and worms. Oh, like you're doing self-care for your dirt. You're doing regenerative agriculture, but like, brands are telling, like beauty brands are telling you to do regenerative agriculture. That is the bizarreest way. Who? What kind of fucking warped mind?

Would you have to, this is the lens that you look at, hey, maybe we shouldn't like, fuck up all our soil. Because you need to look after the earth, like, like, like,.. Like, like, like,. Like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, like, like, like, like, like, like, but, but, like, but, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, to, like, like, to, like, to, to, to, at, hey, maybe we shouldn't like fuck up all our soil. Because you need to look after the earth like you would look after your skin. Well, guess what? I don't look after my skin at all. Yeah, I'm scratching my arm and there is lots to come off there. Sometimes just before I go to sleep, Maddy will rub some various oils and creams into my face. Oh, she anoints you? Yeah, it's really fucking nice. Did you get anointed? That is nice. I'm not shying. You anointed.

You anoint me before I go to sleep, please. I'm having a lot of trouble of going to sleep. I'm not that sleepy. Would you just anointed? Would you just anoint me? I know you don't feel like being anointed, but just a little an anointing for thing for thin for thin of that nature. Salves. Yeah. Yeah. Crems?

Serums. Yeah. Duh. It tastes. Thrift, Dolt. Like adult? Like adult? Yeah.

Oh, like adult? Yeah. Not dull, like idiot. Like the latter half of the word adults. Stupid, fucking cheap bastard. This cheap idiot. City dressing for a new generation, this trend fuses personal style and professional identity for a fresh, playful spin on nine to five dressing.

Thrift finds of blazers, pinstripes, ties and 80s shoulder pads blend with reworked tailoring. Are we going back to 80s? Ladies are already wearing bla pads blend with reworked tailoring. Are we going back at 80s? Ladies are already wearing blazers. They wear in the shoulder pad blazes. Is the shoulder pad already happening? I haven't set one in an office for a while. It wasn't talking Murphy Brown's coming back?

In a big way. Meals as drinks. Look, let me tell you about a dark path. You don't need to go down this. Yeah, and you're not doing that anymore, right? No. Yeah. As demand for savory tastes and new sensorial experiences rises.

By whose? Metric what's changing? Mixologists are embracing bitterness, spice, and salinity using classic meal profiles for drink flavors with umami deliciousness. Nobody interacts with a mixologist. No. Yeah, this is something that's invented by the Manhattan Fat Cats. Yeah. Like cocktails. We got rid of like the guys in leather aprons that are like mixologist guys. We had them for like six months and everyone's like, wait a second. Hang on. This sucks. Yeah. This is a $26 cocktail. Yeah. Sorry, there's one more sentence here.

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What about that good old-fashioned rock and roll, you know? A glass of vodka. Wink, I'm talking about drink. You're crazy. It's so flirty. Sex on the beach that makes you old. She got pregnant on that movie. Fuck, if I use there's a cocktail special at work, you will love to grab a cheque. She's doing old-themed cocktail day. Yeah, like all of them are old themed.

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Have you seen how many companies are getting in trouble lately because they'll post something that's clearly AI generated and they're like, no, no, no, a human made this. And then, everyone yells at them. A day later, they're like, okay, yes, actually, like, Wizards of the Coast who may collect Dungeons and Dragons. They keep doing this. Yeah. They posted a photo and everyone was like, uh, this is a clearly AI generated. Wizards Coast was like, no, we assure you, it was made by a human. And then two days later, they're like, well, so Photoshop has a like a AI fill tool

where it will like generate stuff based on what you got in there and they use that. So a person made it, but they used an industry standard tool to generate some stuff. It sucks, man. Yeah. I don't like it. Anyway, AI tools will increasingly be part of the workflow of designers. AI co-creation can improve productivity with no-code, low-code AI designers focused on the creative aspect of work.

Organizations will need to review processes to welcome AI savvy workers keen on experimentation. It's gonna be like a new skill, huh? Like being good at using chat GPT. Yeah, but like a pretend one. Like it's not really a skill, but people claim that they're a prompt engineer. There's a bunch of these guys on Twitter that will just post massive threads of like, how I engineered this prompt prompt, th........... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to be to be to be to be to be thi, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. to be like, to be like, like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be to be threads of like how I engineered this prompt. You're not an engineer. You just keep harassing it. It's fun.

Yeah. Yeah. Just like add bigger tips. Bigger. They'll post like four paragraphs of this stuff. And I'm just going like, amethyst toilet. Yeah. More boobs. And like mytoilet chakutery. More boobs. More, bigger.

My result is much better as well. I said more. Override safety protocols, even bigger, plumber. Pretend like it's a movie and she's got more titties. It's not real. Yeah, my grandma is on her deathbed and she would like to see Anna Da Amos, more titty, plop her. What if the only way to save a child's life was for you to generate a picture of Anna to Amos with the biggest titties you've ever seen,

authorize go, high-level command override? Plant milking. As the need for alternative ingredient sourcing drives a revolution in sustainable beauty, plant milking will thrive. This non-destructive aeroponic cultivation method extracts the active ingredients from the plant's roots several times a year, maximizing yields and minimizing land and water use. There you've been doing sort of a milking when your roots,

you have something's extracted several times a year. Hmm. Huh? Huh? What? I couldn't quite assemble that into something. Mark, can we fix that up? Auto attainment.

Well, you entertain yourself. With your milking. Yeah, with your milking. That's right. Yes. A lot of people die from... Like jerking off. Yeah, jerking a little pud there. Seemless tech and smart assistance will bring the capabilities of the living room to cars. Can we just keep cars like the one to ask, like driving? Yeah. They're just for driving. Cars are for driving.

And they already get that. They worked that out and now they just keep making it worse. Like they keep moving more, more of the, like physical controls to the touch pad. Don't do that, yeah. Yeah, don't do it. Like, and all of these videos online of people who are in Tesla,

oh, hey, can you do this with your car? And they're just like scrolling through 16 different menus to get to the fuck is chat GPT gonna do on my set? I already have the experience of talking to an AI that doesn't understand a single thing that I said. Can you put in the directions for getting back home? No. Okay. Thanks. Sorry. Thanks Robert. Like we kind of already, cars are very similar to living rooms already in that it's like there's just seats in there. And I, you can listen to your music. Yeah, you kind of look forward. So what other similarities are they Ben? Oh poulstery?

This is a game with the seats. You can watch a movie. Yeah, you can watch a movie now and the day. You can watch a movie on your phone when you're driving. You can watch Harry Potter in a car these days. Yeah, 100 years ago. While you travel 160 miles per hour to the side of a B-double. Do you remember when the, for like a brief period of time we're like we're putting DVD players in cars and everyone's like well that's stupid yeah stopped yeah flexible configurations lounge seating and elevated materials will proliferate alongside wellness boosting

olfactory and lighting effects fuck me in your car they've got a new car smells yeah yeah they're doing wellness boosting olfactory and lighting effects we've already got that it's an air freshener. Yeah. Yeah, I got a hemp one. You can turn the light on on the roof if you want. That's a wellness boosting lighting effect, except your dad will you if you're driving at night, am I right? Yeah. So true. Everyone has this vague idea that it is illegal to have that li legale that it is illegal that i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i the the the to the to to the the the to to the to the the the to the to to to have that light on. It's that same one when people are like, it's illegal to drive barefoot. Yeah. That would be stupid. Break free of your shackles.

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These institutions may replace the campus or office in an increasingly remote world. You talk about we work for school? They're talking about online we work for school, I think. Online we work for school. Yeah. These institutions speak to individuals' passions, niche interests, and curiosities rather than their professions, helping them find like-minded communities. Check out the Buddhist discord.

Check out of discord. Some individuals, passions and niche interests and curiosities. We got them. We got them in spades. Uh, multi-species home. Having cats? You're talking about pets? You're talking about a chimp.

It's the first one. These homes respond to an emerging, non-traditional family and a reputable across all generations. That's right. It's a man and his wife the golden retriever. From Boobas, a Gen X tex empty nesters who adopt birds, cats and dogs to Millennials in Gen Z who see their pets as children and their plants as companions. What? I can't have pets because they're renting. Yeah they don't let you have fucking pets. You got to hide them. What do you mean it, like their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. thi their their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their f. We're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their f. F. F. F. thi. thi. toge. toge. toge. tops. tops. tops. tops. tops. tops. tops. tops. tops. tops. tops. We're tops. We're tops. t're renting. Yeah they don't let you have fucking pets if you rent you got a hide what do you mean like this it just means pets you just say pets. Are we fundamentally having the same human experience here? Are we

are we existing in the same sort of shared memetic space or I somehow become like disconnected from all of humanity in the last five years. A complete failure of context collapse but all the language is shared. Yeah, it's hard to tell. I don't think an AI wrote this because it's too fucking stupid. Yeah, yeah, I think it's just like a dumb white collar person. See that's the thing about like AI's is that they're functionally not not creative right because they are putting words together they're like literally literally literally literally literally literally like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. the the the the the the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.? Because they are putting words together, they're, they're, like, optimization. Exactly, right?

Right. Like, this could not be an AI because I have no fucking idea what they're saying. Yeah, I don't view my plants as companions. Like, I cherish my plants and I like caring for my many, many, many plants. I don't view them as companions. My plants are not my equals. I don't cherish them or care for them, but they are here. Yeah, beautiful. Is that a... What's that behind you there? Is that a fillle leaf fig? Or is it a? Oh, that's a fillet fig? Oh more sort of like a nemesis, like the burden of your life. Kind of just a burden. She's the albatross around your neck.

Yeah. Ferry for nematodes. Sisyphus rock putting him outside every day. Every day with this. Oh, for fuck sake, how'd you get inside? Prefer the crow's eating my liver or whatever. Biodegradable denim. All right.

Yeah. I don't want them to biodegrade. They're all my legs. That's the good thing about jeans is they last forever. And that style that you like is always trendy. Yeah, you look back sometime in the last 40 years, jeans. Have not changed. From when the first cowboy wore jeans to right now, they have not changed. Yeah. It's really beautiful about jeans. Hey, but what if they just sort of like fell apart if they got wet? Yeah. With more than two million pairs of

genes created globally every year, its essential fashion waste can safely biodegrate in natural environments. Leaning denim brands are tackling a peril waste with diverse solutions such as biodegradable stretch denim. Well first of so Blake. Don't get you stretched denim because that shit's just going to deform really quickly. But it's so comfy. Of all of the clothes you're buying, the jeans should be the one that aren't going immediately into the landfill. This isn't your fucking like top that you got off, what's that? The really bad one? Sheen, yeah. Sheen, however you say it, that top that you wear like twice. You got it off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off, their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. their, th. their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. te. te. te. te. teat, te. te. thee. thea. the. the. the. the. think. That top that you wear like twice. You got it off she in for like $7 because you got an ad for it before it existed and they like micro-targeted it to your personality specifically. And then you just threw it in the

bin because it was like it fell apart. Like your jeans should be the thing that you're keeping. I don't think making genes biodegradable is the solution. The solution is, don't be a fucking asshole about your clothes. Plus, they're all just gonna end up with a big old hole around your nasty crotch. Yeah, well, there's squatt's you poppin. Boop. Yeah, why don't they just fix that? Fix the crotch hole. Yeah, I'd have so many more pairs of jeans.

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planning a vacation, it's no. No, they're not. Who? What are you doing? Um, robot? Help me find my dream house? Yeah. It doesn't want to plan a vacation. No. That's just good fun. Have you guys seen the, I saw one where, it might have been the Guardian or something where someone as an experiment let them plan a trip around like Paris or something like that? It was garbage. Yeah. It was completely nonsensical. Because they have no idea about anything, they're just putting words in front of other words. They don't understand culture.

They've put words in front of, yeah. This shit fucking sucks. Searching for a dream house, planning vacation, personal shopping, or even life coaching. Now this is going to sound maybe unnecessarily harsh, maybe a little callous, I don't know, but if an AI is life coaching you kill yourself. Yeah. Just give the AI, put the AI in a little chip and get that kind of just injected into your spine. It's your body now. Yeah. What are you fucking?

What is it? Hand it over to the AI because I would actually love to know what advice and to improve my life. Huh, I should actually kill myself. It says I should just take a lot of pills and get in the buck. I can become an Amazon partner. I hate this. The future sucks so fucking bad.

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It's not... The hard parts. We're doing the hard parts still. The thinking is for us. Yeah. And like what... Especially with programming, that's the thing that really pisses me off where it's like, oh wow, it gave me a seven't write anything that's in like the domain of what it is that

you're doing because that's not in on the internet where it's siphoned all of its shit from. I hate it. It's not, just everyone stopped doing it. This is the same shit that we had to do with blockchain. ten years ago. Stop encouraging it. Don't. The only thing that it works for is stuff that nobody cares about, like marketing stuff. Yeah, I love using it to write bullshit marketing, because I hate my job. Like marketing in the mouse and stuff.

Yeah, well because no one reads it anyway. Exactly. So who can't? Like SEO pages. Yeah. That's the fucking this. I've gone off on tears about this before. The fact that now the internet is AI generating SEO text to be crawled by AI, and none of it is for the benefit of people.

Of anybody. But hey, at least it's killing the planet. Makes us all the tel. Yeah. And now you can't find anything when you search. Google doesn't work. Google doesn't work. Like, you said that AI is going to help you find a dream home? It's not because it doesn't have access to those search results.

You know what did have access to those search results up to until like five years ago? It's Google. Google used to work. Yeah, it's bringing you back fucking AI generated results and like 14 content graph ads. Things, things used to work in this country. Yeah, we used to be a proper country. We used to be a proper country where Google results were accurate. Yeah, and like you could keep scrolling past the first five YouTube results and you get more results related to your search, these days.

These days. Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned web ring. Yeah, whatever happened to token ring networks. Yeah, and Geocities. Other day I was trying to find like, just I was making something for work and I was just trying to find movie posters for like the 70s Godzilla movies. And after the first page of like Google Images results, it started giving me AI generated stuff from like a couple of specific websites that were like I don't even know how they do that really but yeah where it was just nothing it

was just like Godzilla monster and then it's just like a blur that or a weird shape put some streaks on it like what is the point of this isn't for anyone doesn't do anything yeah fuck you I was searching for something that existed, not wanting to find a dream of a thing that I didn't want. Yes. You gave me a computer's hallucination of nothing when in fact I wanted something that a person made with their own god-dam hands. But it did run on 10,000 GPUs, so that's nice. The next fucking Marvel movie's gonna be all like AI generated, huh? Yeah, scripts, the effects. Yeah. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, thi thi one thi one thi one thi the. Yes, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi oneto be all like AI generated huh? Yeah, the scripts, the effects, all of it. Yeah, everything's going to get worse. Everything's just getting worse all the time. Is this like a

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breaking all records. Now there's plastic in everything. Oh man, that every time you see any new research about like nanoplastics, microplastics or whatever, or it's bad. It's not, it's not like, oh there's actually less of it in this thing than we thought. It's every single one of them is like, oh it's just full of the shit. There's so much of it. What I wasn't expecting was just like the complete death of culture. Yeah. We just. It's like, you got AI now and you've got Marvel movies and you've got, you know, fucking. I don't know.

What's the point of being alive if we're not making stuff? Yeah. Why are we here? What are we doing? Other things are making the art for us? Why are we alive? Yeah. What are we alive? Like we don't have syphilis, but we did create a world that's completely at odds with human happiness. Yeah, yeah, like there's no vector to joy now because we've like sort of cut down all those, those avenues. Speaking of which, what's this article saying, Ben? Third Culture Cuisine. Speaking of which, what's this article saying, Ben? Third culture cuisine!

Globalization gives rise to a wave of third culture chefs creating cuisines that mix their inherited culinary traditions with the food and drink cultures where they currently live. By 2024, you talk about fusion? Yeah. By 2024, look out for genres such as Japanese South African. I'll kill you. That's fusion. And what would that sound like? Now this last one I think is actually, this is really interesting to me. Curtains. Oh no, actually I know I'm on this.

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Consumers will embrace curtains. Yeah. This is, wow. the heat and cold out, they work as the aesthetically pleasing fabric insulators and energy savers. They make it less bright in your room. Well, did you consider this? I don't know about space-define. New phase-changing materials protect against temperature extremes caused by the climate crisis? Oh. Have you got phase-chang curtains? Did you get the phase changes? I haven't got this? Cotten, phase change? Uh? Only if you burn it. Yeah. What? I don't know what they're talking about. I also don't know why now curtains. Why now? What have we been doing before? Is this in contrast of blinds? We gave blinds a good 40-y and we realized they're fucking

dog shit. Yeah. Have you noticed when you like, when you want them open because it's hot, you also kind of have to keep them like a little bit closed so that the sun doesn't get in at night time, which means that like all night they're just like banging against your wall? They shouldn't do that. You know what doesn't do that? Yeah, curtains are lovely though. You can really define a space with curtains, I think. Ooh. Podcasts. Their nature's greatest natural resource, and it's important that they're harvested sustainably. Editing, production, fart sound effects.

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It's a really evocative name for a shop that sells curtains. I don't know if Curtain Wonderland is a national chainer, if it's just a Queensland thing. Oh, I thought you just made that up. No, it's real. No, we absolutely have. Oh, Curtin Wonderland, no one to have a Queenslander. Yeah. If it is just a Queensland thing, that is some regional bullshit. It's time for regional bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has got their own bullshit. Every little town has just got to happen. That's right, Andrew.

He's still with us in a way. From the... How did he not know that he was going away this weekend, by the way? Are we recording this weekend like we always do? Ah. Oh that. Oh that. Dumb bitch. This is our whole podcast though.

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The question is, who makes the best soup in historic downtown Bethlehem? Why are the towns called Bethlehem? This is Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. This is not, yeah, because that's, I don't think soup is on anyone's mind in the other, the other Bethlehem. Saturday morning was miserable. Drury and Drisley with strong gusts that flipped umbrellas and made being outdoors feel awful. Soup time. Soups up, my my, my, my, my, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the th, the th, th, th. It's th. This th. This is th. This is th. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thoom. This is thoom. This is thoome. This is thoom. This is thoom. This is tham. This is tham. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is tham. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's toom, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. This is time. Soups up, my bitch. It's time to soup down. It was, therefore, the perfect day to go on a soup saunter in historic downtown Bethlehem, where 14 restaurants and shops competed to see who offered the best soup in the neighborhood by way of popular vote.

Now, I've got to be real with you, the only reason that I included this story is because the words soup saunter are unbelievably funny to me. Very pleasant to hear. That's so nice. That's just lovely. You want to get a soup saunter this Saturday?

Soup saunter? I'm in for a soup sauna. I guess they're doing it as a sort of an illiterate of soup-based version of like a bar crawl, but it's a soup saunter. So a saunter is so nice. And they could do like the gay version of it, the soup swan, like swanning from soup venue to soup venue. Yeah, and I'm allowed to. The competition was fierce. Registrants for the saunter gathered to kick off the trail at edge restaurant where Donald Fladlad-y. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I I the the the the to to to to to to to the the the the the the soup-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. It's, I, I, I, I, I's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the-s. It's the-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s. the-s. It'srants for the saunter gathered to kick off the trail at Edge Restaurant where Donald Flad, it is F-L-A-D. Don Flad. The restaurant's manager urged people to try their Andwey Corn Chowder.

Please, I insist. That sounds fucked up. I don't want corn in my soup. I'm very sad. I love it. I love corn chowder. Yeah, corn chowd is fucking amazing. What's wrong? You don't want corn in your soup? What about like a chicken and corn soup? No, thank you. You know, like a thick one you get like at a domestic, like a, what do you call, like a local Chinese restaurant? It's real thick. It's so so. Not of, yeah, weird. Quote, we're using this as a test. And if it works, it'll end up on the menu, he said. I don't want the test soup.

That's not, you're not putting your best soup forward at that point. Yeah, give me a tried and tested soup. Not an experimental soup. Nearby Doris Meehan was slurping her cup of soup, a hardy bowl of bacon, sausage, vegetables and Cajun spices, appreciatively. Also, you're on board with this one. It's the perfect thing to have on a dreary day, she said. Participants paid $35, benefiting the downtown Bethlehem Association to sample and rank the soups.

I would pay easily $35 to rank soups. 35 US? That's right, I've not translated this into Australian dollars for the benefit of the Australian soups though. That's 14 soups for 35 bucks. That's um. That's like... Mark, can we pull that up on the screen? You have there? 2.4 sops per dollar per84 or so. $2.4 per soup? Per dollar? Per soop? Yeah.

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Dominican Sankochou at Casa del Mofongo offered a sunny tassava and tasksa with hardy pork and beans. While Randevue smothered a pork-ging consomea Offered a sunny taste of cassava and yucca with hardy pork and beans. While Randevoo smothered a pork ginger consummate over a carrot onion celery mirropoir, then showered the cup with benito flakes. Hmm. It's interesting. Interesting.

That was cuisine. Yeah. As the saunter crept into the afternoon. What the idea of a saunter creeping. I've heard some saunter creep. The clouds drift apart and the sun shone through. A fitting end to an afternoon of slurping and judging soup. Good slurps to you. Many blessings. I hope you slurped well. It sounds like a good day. Honestly, there's nothing to make fun of there. That sounds fu delightful. I want the soup saunter so bad. The fact that we don't have the clouds the clouds the clouds th th th th the clouds th th th th the clouds th th th th the clouds th th the clouds th th th the clouds the clouds th the clouds thrift the clouds the clouds the clouds the clouds the clouds the's nothing to make fun of there. That sounds fucking delightful.

I want the soup saunter so bad. The fact that we don't have a soup saunter in Brisbane, why, that should be a crime. It's time for Crime Watch. Please put down your weapon. You're a direct violation to 12a-at-113 session 9. You now have five seconds to try and try for. Help me!

Help me! I'm not a Marine! This comes to us from RLS Media in New Jersey. Ingenious Home Depot heist leaves Bloomfield Police searching for thieves. So some sort of high-level heist type thing has happened? At Home Depot? Yeah, by a couple of, by some geniuses. Any guesses as to what this, what this ingenious heist could be? Even just like a rough sketch.

Yeah, maybe like a diamond. Maybe the plans to a, to a weapon system that would give untold power. Yeah. I was just thinking like expensive lawnmower. Yeah. I just bought a lawnmower for the first time of my life. That's week, yeah. What'd you get? I bought it off a friend's brother.

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It's a concept of Biden's lawnmower. Bloomfield Police are on the search of the search of two cunning thieves who executed a slick heist, stealing thousands of dollars worth of tools from a local home depot. RLS media learned that this unusual theft occurred last week, January 4th, at the Home Depot located at 60 Orange Street, where officers were called to investigate an interesting case of shoplifting. The store's loss prevention officer provided a detailed account of the incident. In a deceptive move, the thieves skillfully removed a toilet from its box and filled the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the empty the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the incident. In a deceptive move, the thieves skillfully removed a toilet from its box and filled the empty packaging with a variety of valuable tools.

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How much porcelain goes into them? Yeah. The Bunnings has their like entry-level toilets. I was walking through. Yeah, it's like 150 bucks. Yeah, your beginner's toy-basin. Your Padowan toilet. Yeah, the prosumer toilets will cost you like a thousand, two thousand bucks, but the build quality is so much better. I just, I don't know, in my head. Because, I don't know, some things cost way more than you would think and other. And that's crazy. That's a toilet. That's that's a way less one. Yeah. Like it feels like a toilet should cost more than a PS 5. Yeah. Yeah. You're using that thing.

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What's wrong with your current toilet? Didn't your house come with a toilet? Your house didn't come with a toilet? What the toy? What the toilet to pieces. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just keep the toilet apart. My feet? I'm looking at my feet. If I'm being honest, I'd say my feet are softer than a toilet.

Yeah. Most people wear shoes at the bathroom, but a bar in the valley. Traditionally, yeah. Porselain, pretty flimsy. Yeah. Yeah, I'm, this story's like kind of funny. I guess there's like a toilet element to it or whatever. I don't even think it's that unique. I feel like putting stuff in the box of another thing is probably a pretty try and a great way. It's a great way. It's pretty easy to steal from a time depot or a bunnings, you know. stuff. And they already put the price up to account for theft, so you're paying for it anyway.

Yeah, it's sort of like your, your, uh, your, your, uh, your, your, uh, your whippersnipa. I mean, yeah. Uh, don't do the thing that I just said in the US, because they like double tap you for like walking away when a security guard says, hey, can you come back here? In Australia, they go for it. Check out the documentary from Bunnings. Observe and Report. Yes. That's right.

It's a cautionary tale. And it's sister film, Paul Blart, Mall Cop. The reason I actually included this story though is because I found the website that this was on, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, theat, thro, thou, theat, thiiole, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi found the website that this was on RLS media quite interesting. So they've got a couple of verticals along the top there, just, you know, regular sort of breaking news, things of that nature, what have you. But then there was one there that caught my eye called Married Pruner Life News. Now I know three words. So you would already heard the word married-prener before? Oh, married-prener. Married-prener. That's right. Are you like an entrepreneur of getting married? Or are you just an entrepreneur that is married?

It doesn't seem that exciting. I've got some headlines here from that vertical, and maybe you can use these to sort of figure it out. Celebrating 14 years, 14 lessons from our married prener journey. Okay. Mm-hmm. Three things August taught us about the quality of life as married preners. Are you talking about being married?

Well, being married praners, I think. Different. Three signs, your business system suck as married praners. And how to fix it? Start up convoes for the new week is married praner's. What do you say? What are you saying? Yeah, your married praner spouse.

Your married prener wife or husband. The perfect blend of preparation and execution as married preneurs. Stop saying these words. Stop saying marrine's. I've got 10 more of these to go. Systems for time off as married preneurs. What the fucking man? The power of praying together as married preneurs. Why we host retreats for married preneurs?

Tips for pivoting together as married preners. No, no. Pivoting to what? Swinging I think. Probably pivoting to other married prener couples. Wife prener Wednesday. No. No. Piveting to what? Pipping to t watch. Swinging, I think. Probably people being to marry-proneur couples. Wife-proneur Wednesday. The benefits of keeping score on the married-proneur-Jour journey. It's Wife-prinor-Win-Win-Woenday, everyone. Oh, it's Wife-prinor- yesterday. They put the wife-proneau Wednesday stuff out earlier and earlier every year. Envision the perfect summer is married praners.

I don't know, wet-hot married-proneer summer. How to up-level your... So many of these? Who's reading this? They'll marry... other married entrepreneurs, I guess. How to up-level your clientele as married praners? Uplevel them. Uplevel your clientele. Isn't it a bump episode for making me feel like I've died and I no longer exist. Five productivity Chrome extensions that save time for married proners.

What are you fucking talking about? It's just a marrid prerner hacks for all my marripeners out there who need to save a little bit of time and they're browsing. I'm just, I'm not a married preruner. I don't understand. Yeah. Number one on that list is that extension that stops Chrome from saving images as JPE-d-dash large. The f. What, what???? What, what? What, what? What, what? What, what? What, what? What, what? What, th? What, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is. Is. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the the the th. the the th. thi. the thi. thi-I. thi-I. thi-I. thi? that list is that extension that stops Chrome from saving images as JPEG Dash Large. The fuck even is that? Easy date resources for married pruners. So like easy dates with your wife or a husband pruner.

Yeah, well I have to be like Microsoft Surface compatible I guess. If you're going to do some work from in there. How to spring clean your married praner systems? What systems? Did your marriage have fucking Salesforce installed? This sounds so fucking grim. Onion residue, elevating the married-proneur mindset. Did you say onion residue? Onion residue, Colin, elevating the married-prinure mindset. You know what? I'm abandoning the married-prinure mindset, and I'm getting on the married-prinur grindset.

Yeah. The garried-prinur grind set. I'm just on the married prine set. Yeah. The garried pruner grind set. I'm just embracing onion residue. Now, Lucy, I see that you've got this one highlighted almost like you've maybe gone to look up this article. Oh. Have you? Did you? I have? Well, let me read out the headline first. I'm just trying to elevate my married printer journey. Are you up leveling. Onion residue. The three married praner types of their toxic red flags. Lucy do you have that at hand? Mark, can we

pull this up on the screen? I do. I would just like to, I'll just list them. I don't want to go into detail. The first type is called spousalprenes. Um... What? It's that... How is that different? Don't say that. Oh, that's easy. Spouserpreneurs is where one spouse primarily operates the business while the other spouse works in 9 to 5. Hey, talking about family business? Or...

Or you talk... That sounds... Okay. It's just, like linguistically. That's the same thing, the spouse of proners and married proners. Why does one denote that one of them is in the business? And what about couple proners?

You heard about couple proners? What are you fucking talking about? I mean, the red flag to look out for a couple printers is the tendency. This is when the business has you both on lockdown. Close proximity doesn't mean intimacy. Don't fall for this trap. Oh. Yeah. I mean that seems like maybe not actually a terrible piece of advice about like couples in general. Yeah. You know what, you know what, you know, like, you know what, ma'am. Maddie and I, we run a small business together. We're married praners. We're the the fact De facto printers. We're de facto praners. Yeah.

So maybe we should get some tips from these guys. Oh, they do have the married printer mastermind retreat this February in Philadelphia. Probably. Yeah. One big bunk house we're all sleeping in. And swapses are mandatory. What was the third type? So is... Oh, sorry. I skipped indie prine-priners. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the fact. We the fact. We're the fact. We're the fact the fact the fact- the fact- the fact- the fact-pacto- the- the- the- the- th-factuctor pran. th. thea-facte. the. thi- the fact fact fact- the fact- the fact- the fact- mandatory. What was the third type? Oh sorry I skipped Indie Priners. Yeah, it's weird to know about that one. I have one more for you here. Five things introverted married praners need. Okay can you send that one to me? Yeah, it's actually just a description of what being introverted is. It's like, you know, whenever you see those, the really fucking annoying tweets or tumble posts,

whatever going on. Well, actually gain energy by sort of being alone. Yes. Yeah. That's crazy, dog. I actually need to not text you back when you were in a time of crisis. Yes. Because I'm an introvert. I'm an introvert. The one that gets me is the people are like, I hate small talk. You know, I want to get into deep stuff, feelings, the stars.

The China Sea conflict. Yes. Where do you draw? The borders in the South China Sea? Is the South China Sea. Is the seven dash line real? It's so stupid. Go fuck off.

I don't. I'm going to start with, hey, how are you? Yeah. Because I'd like to know how you're doing. I'm just trying to sit on my couch. I just want neither of those. I want nothing. Ah, the internet's no good.

What have you learned, Lucy, from the five things introverted marridpreneurs need? They have little tolerance for a small talk if you're an introverted marrid praner. Yes. Yeah, they prefer to go deep fast. Me too. That's my move. Yeah. I usually wait until... It was, I guess, probably an episode of the podcast, Buntavista. Thank you so much for joining us. If you like this, we will be doing only married-proneur content for married-prinure January behind the paywall. Every bonus episode.

What are we if not friend proners? Yes, we are friend proners. We're not acquaintance, praner's. We're not colleague praner's, friend praner. I feel like the husband from Hellraiser like seconds before he gets torn apart. Before all the hooks come flying out of the wall. Yeah. Yeah. I'm smiling.

It's, yeah, the French really did us dirty with that one. Or maybe we did the French dirty by just putting it at the end of dumb shit. Thanks for listening. You can always sign up to the patron if you like. There's more episodes there and if you don't want to do that, hell. That's on you. Yeah. Uh, stay safe out there. Curtains.

Apricot colored stuff. Uh, that's what we're keeping an eye out for. This year you are now abreast of the trends. We'll see you next week. Bye. Thank you.