Boonta Vista - EPISODE 330: Emphasis On The Hoob

Episode Date: January 21, 2024

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The stupid questions of r/nostupidquestions, a Dutch dine and dasher, the reveries of a rat, TikTok eye surgery trends, and another dip into the world of horseshoe pitcher names. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Buntavista episode 330. I'm Theo and a new year means a new season of Buntavista. So it should be no surprise that we find ourselves here at the inaugural Buntavista Planning Day. Now this podcast might seem like a lot of fun and, know oftentimes slapdash, ill-informed, rushed, morally questionable, repetitive, tedious and against the terms of publishing under the EU and actually takes a lot of work forthright conversation to get here. This year we're dividing and conquering across many areas of the

podcast that we think might need improvement and I've pulled from the hat episode titles. So let's have a little some little review of last year's episode titles see how we see how we went. See where our current state before we start moving to a future state you know. 8 inch hog are crum jar jarr-jinks. See where our current state before we start moving to a future state, you know? Mm-hmm. Eight-inch hog-a-crumb jar-jar binks. The Harry S. Truman Hanso's sword. Then goes new cock hanging fatly.

Do waterfowl know that they is? Try not to PS General Slow-Come challenge. A crab,ashamom. Joe Biden's America's spine implant AI cuck fantasies. The Hyundai I-30 giraffe killer. 9-11 your real estate agent. Slugged at the reborn baby Bowser. Spiralizing Jimmy Fallon. The teaser, don't laugh, that's just, this is untoward to laugh at your own episode title.

So I'm reading these out so that we could be objective about this. If somebody, if somebody really enterprising one or two, I think they could go back and check, that we're all politely only laughing at episodes where the title was a joke that someone else made? Someone else made, absolutely. Yeah. We are professionals after all. Yep.

The teens and twins pheasant blasting jamboree. My, this is my underdog, and it's just for and it's also my joke. A pre-barberdukeed motor roller G-13. A reverse Ted Cruz into a Metcalf twist. The Canadian Coast Guard little maritime fancy boy competition. Goop on your precious. Please be careful as your blood may have shifted in flight. The once and future pig. Please be careful as your blood may have shifted in flight. The once in future pig.

Type in porpoiseau. I'm gonna go with auto fallatio there. Yeah. Mark, edit that. No, you can leave that. Let's leave it. Auto falasio. Small car on a dildo sea.

White magic only at the worm jamboree. From supper until midnight it is Masturbation City. That's a that's just I mean that's the easy pick for the for the Oscar isn't it? None of us wrote those words. No. That is a bait him a quote from a guy. A European guy. Best adapted work. Yeah. How to care for your wet specimen? I got fingered near the hole. Forget.

Forget everything you know about power dropping a monkey. Roger Ebert converted to gamurism on his deathbed. That one might be my favorite. The autumn of getting your beef wet. Roger Ebert converted to gamurism on his deathbed. Oh, that's... Ster one might be my favorite. The autumn of getting your beef wet. Pure unadulterated penis. A dip shit's aloud at the fuckhead store. Boutiful Cleaver Pig, Chop Not Slop remix.

I'm a big dumb baby and I'm afraid of the great beyond. Show me a printout of Dutch Coshi. And finally, the velvet underground of teaching orangutans to breastfeed. All right, cannot be improved on. Job dumb. Here, as always with my friend Ben, who's got a little bit of a tricky job, sort of a um, it's one of those ones you don't you know want to get. Ben, I understand that you have been put in charge of getting me to pay attention for the entire podcast. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you buddy. Any ideas so far? Yeah, I was thinking I can get one of those. You know, you can get like a net style, LED kind of balcony lights where you can program stuff into them, like patterns and shapes and stuff. Maybe if I just sort of made a series of ever tightening concentric circles behind my head that just sort of draw the eye inwards at all times. Towards you, yeah. Yeah, maybe. That could, that could start.

I think you do it cheaper by just getting one of those sort of hypnotic pinwheel type things behind you, but having it wind in reverse. So that the, so that's kind of, you know, y'wn'w-soewee, so I'm falling out of it. So they usually go outwards? Surely it turns on the direction you spin in it. Oh, yeah. Maybe we get one of those Tesla eye monitoring cameras that overheat your entire computer. Yeah. And make sure that at no point are you paying attention while driving your car? That's right. It's a real, it's a real Bart Simpson's babysitter job that Ben has here. Yeah. They just put a little electric shock collar on him. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It th. It's th. It's the the direction. It's the direction. It's the direction. It's the direction. It's the the direction the direction the direction the the direction. Oh the direction the direction the direction the direction. It's the direction. It's the direction. It's the direction. It's the direction. It's the direction. It's the direction. It's the the direction. Oh the the the the the the direction. It's the the the the direction the the direction the the direction the the the direction the direction the the direction the direction the the the direction the direction the the the the direction the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thection. It's thection. It's thi thi Bart Simpson's babysitter job that Ben has here. I just put a little electric shock collar on him. Oh yeah. It might be simplest. You could

call me? We could color you. Yeah. It sort of put it like on an app like. It's sort of like, I don't know whether there is an app for it but like if I had to pick one like a parallel like maybe the Love Sense app, not that I'm saying that it's sexual, I'm just saying that that would, you know, doing the thing that we needed. The technology is there, right? Like, that technology is there, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really good. They've probably got all the the the the the the the the the's in charge of the substance intake department. This one's had a bit of a rocky road since the infamous election stream. Um, how are we tracking in 2024 do you think? Uh, okay so far. Yeah, I heard you crack in a beer in the pre intro.

Well, the way I've, the way I've organized it today is that as far as I can tell you're not having any beers. Oh no hang on it's up on the shelf I'll be able to see this is a problem is I need you to fix this I'm gonna go go to my beer. You got one beer he's abandoned the intro. Oh now I want to be in now I want to be back. But mine's in the fridge. All right so th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th th th. th th th th thi's thi's thi's thi. the. th. th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is this is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. thi. this is this is this is thi. thee. theeeeeeea. theeeeeeee. this is this is this is this is this is this is this is that Ben had all of his beers last night. Yes, I got that out of the way. He ran through his beers, yeah. He was really trying to skew the bell curve in the wee hours. He's feeling a little dusty. Yeah, I was drinking my beers in the pre-pre-pre-pre-intro.

Yeah. Yeah. get pretty, pretty pregnant from. So Thea's got one beer, Lucy's got no beers, and I've got two beers. Can I have a beer? Yes. That's a really good visual gag. Yeah, it would be really funny if you could say that one. Yeah. And finally, here's Lucy, who's been in charge of starting to correct the overwhelming imbalance of male

to female listeners? Lucy, have we worked out what Broad's like? Um, like I think, I think so. Okay. I don't know what it is, but I figure we've, like, we've got some, some female listeners. We've got some, look, I don't want to invalidate your experience if you're a lady sitting at home, listen, laughing along with the podcast going, this is very funny, but I'm a lady and I don't want to be kind of. Well, that's just, you're not like other girls. Discluted from this. Yeah, that kind of makes you special. Yeah, but we just kind of want, you know, we just kind of want, you know, we're probably pretty good as a podcast going. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th th th th th thi, thi, this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi think we're... Maybe some room in there for MB, etc.

You know, but... I reckon we're probably pretty good as podcast go. I don't have those stats to hand, but just based on the responses we get, I think we're doing okay. You reckon we're doing all right? Do we want to see the stats? Would you think thin? I would, I mean we can maybe find, no, I'm not looking at this. What if all you guys did like a Beatles thing and you've all got to like pretend to, that you don't have wives or girlfriends?

Do you think that would not? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What if we said that Theo is single and ready to mingle? Oh, I think that would really turn things around. Yeah, I think that that that that that that that that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would never that would never that would never that would never that would never that would never that would never that would never that would never that would never really. I would never really. I would never really. I would never really. I would never that would never that would never that would never. I would never. I would that would that would that would that would that would. I would that would. I would. I would. I would that would that would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would that would that. I would that. I would that. I that would really. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that th. I that that that that that would really really really really could force you to mingle, I think. Oh man, I'm so... I saw you do some mingling. On Friday, you mingled for a bit. Yeah.

Yeah. You're having one year, you could be ready to mingle. Yeah. Single and being visibly through a curtain to the mingling area. Yeah, I'll let you leave the mingling area after 10 minutes. We're doing a sort of pomadoro mingling. You get 20 minutes of mingling, 10 minutes outside of the mingling zone. Ten minutes on Eldon Ring. Yeah, and we get you back in there. Get out there, buddy. Ben, oh sorry, Theo. Can I can I just, can I, oh, tho? Can I, thi. thi. th, can I, can I, th-I, th-I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, th. the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, theo, th, th, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, tomo, tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. to, to, to, to, the. Ben, I mean Theo, can I, look, I'm not calling you out,

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It looks like it should be Love Ence. but it's LaVence. That's all I'm saying. Low vents. Founded in 2010. Sex toys. The company was inspired by... Now this is a blue word on Wikipedia, so you know this is not just a one-off reference. The company was inspired by Telly Dildonics. Yeah. I love that word so much. I have never heard that word before.

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page for X because I really enjoyed me a goths performance in Infinity Pool I want to check some more stuff out and you know in the summary of the movie it's the 1970s I think and they're recording a pornographic movie and the movie, it's the 1970s I think, and they're recording a pornographic movie, and the words, pornographic movie were highlighted in blue. What is this? Can you just say infinity pool for me again? Infinity pool. You're from Queensland. What do we? What's he saying weird? Sain it in the Queensland way.

This is like, like, it's just delightful. And then Ell says it that way too and she's from, she's from Victoria. She says, she's pool. Oh my God, I say pool with two. This is like five years into our, bread. Bread. Five years into my relationship with Caitlin and I said the word bread and she's like can you say that again for me?

What's wrong with what? He says bread with two syllables very slightly. Bread. Bread. Bread. I treat English as a tonal language. I think there's a lot of, there's an extra dimension to it. Fuck. Madie and I were literally talking about how you say bread. Like apropos of nothing, like four days ago we were at the shops and we were just like, bread. It's very funny. Also, while we're picking on Theo, at one point during his intro he said podcast. This man's a professional, hey, imagine if sounds were strange. Well, that's sort of the thesis of a segment that we have

called the Great American Hall of Name, where we, I find and then read out a long list of American names. It's time for the Great American Hall of Name. It's the Great American Hall of Name. It's the Great American Hall of Name. Fuck, I should have put someone in charge of booking guests. Hey, if you know how to get a hold of Brian David Gilbert, shoot him and then me a line. If you know any celebrities, yeah. Tell them to hang out with us on a podcast.

Yeah. Do you know the guy from, uh, why this song, what makes this song stink? I'll get the thing right as well. Yeah, if you know, you know that guy? If you know Walton Goggins? Yeah. Mike, if you're listening to this, I I I I I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo he'd be great. Yeah. Yeah.

Mike, if you're listening to this, I really need you to work on that Clancy Brown hookup you've got because we would love to have Clancy Brown on the podcast so much. I'll take Michael Shannon. Like if I have to, I'll take Michael Shannon. Could he be a great podcast? Maybe so good. Paul Giamardi? That'd be nice. We could just list guys we like. Let's just list like weird, cool guys. Yeah, and probably some women too as well.

Yeah, they kind of actors that boyfriends love. That's who we want on this show. We want the actors from your boyfriend's IMDB history. Yeah, we want Colin Brothers Regulars and Mia Goth. That's it. I'm dipping back into a well that I've dipped into before. So the last time we did this, I took names from the National Horseshoe Pictures Association Hall of Fame. And this time I have gone to the website E-shoe, which is the database of every single member

of the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association. And I have come up with a list of what looks to be 100 to 200 names. Here we go. Start in real easy. Duane Greathouse. Polly Gunsonha. Polly Gunsonhaeuser. Nanette Spangler. Acadian punt.

Crystal humburger. Crystal humburger. Come on. That is spelled H-U-M-B-A-R-G-E-R. It is. It is just hamburger with the U-B-A-R-G-E-R. It is just hamburger with the U and the A swapped around. Humberger. We know what you want, say it.

Crystal, Humburger. We're not doing the Japanese accent, I thought we decided on that one. Yeah, can I please have a hamburger? So I quietly order. That is how you say that word. Can I please have a hamburger? That is how you say that word. Mark cut that. Mark cut that bit out. Lottie Dazel Road.

Dean Dick Herber. Come on, dude. Bunky Impson. Bunky Imson. Laverne Whipple. Very good. Stetson Kester. Chase Laplant. Chase Laplant. Chesley Lebray.

That's a cool name. Eh, cousin to James. Is it as cool as Dan Swackhammer. No. Tammy Hartranft. I might need you to spell that for me. Oh, let me help you there. That is H-A-R-T-R-A-N-F-T.

Ha-Tranfed. Ha-Tranfed. Jeff Death Rage. Amazing. Beautiful. Hell yes. That is a character from an early 90s mortal combat knockoff. Yeah, 100%. That's the Johnny Cage knockoff that they've done in that game.

Vern Shrekengost. Obviously you guys would have picked up on this immediately, but this is an exact, what's the thing when the letters, it's an exact anagram of Ghost Recon nerves. Wow. Yeah, pretty cool. Like literally, the Shrek and Ghost part is, it's an anagram of ghost recons. It's blowing my mind. I don't know why that's one in the mind so much. By looking. Lino Ponce. Arlo Fouts. I love a good Arlo.

Arlo is a lovely name. What are Arlo toddlers around at the moment? That's more. Yeah, most toddlers are Alo's. Yeah, can you get 90% Ilo? Dwight Cubet? Uh-huh. Claude, cliche. Never knew Cuburts Christian name before.

Larry farewell. Larry farewell. It's like a type of goodbye. Yeah, that's what you... A Larry farewell is. You pick one person to say goodbye to out of a large group and say, hey, say goodbye for me, and then you get out of there. You sort of do a Larry farewell on Friday. I threatened to and then you're like, fear, you have to go and say goodbye to everybody.

I was teasing and you didn't have to do that, I'm sorry. Did you make him say goodbye to everybody? I bullied him a little tiny bit. beers. Kenneth Peacock. Art Lizard. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm imaging a worm right now. Forest Burrows.

This is a place a wonderful. It's where a rabbit lives. Yeah, that's right. Finley Conley. That's silly. Hmm. Harley Yazzie. Lester Lehmaster. Aaron Charen.

Pascuali Natale. Doug Duggan. Sally Salway. Reno Shambo, Jack Hammock, Nick Dick, Jennifer Gag, that's egg with three G's, Cody Bueg, that's egg with three G's, Cody Bup. Gary Plut. Dwayne Clink. Serge Dube. Gabe Neff. Gail Rop.

Ty Krug. Vaugh. Vaughn Venn. Guy Maud. Vaughn Ven, Guy Mod, Dwen Furpo, Dwen Dwen Dwen fervo, Dwen, Dwen, Dwen furpo, Dwen, Dwen, Dwen, Dwen furpo. Dwen, Dwen furpo. Del Dutki. I got two more here for you. Richard Gay. I know his friends as, etc. And lastly, Jack Dick. That one, I arrived at some like sound overload or syllable kind of just saturation very early in. Yeah a lot of these ones were just names that just are not names.

Yeah, Americans are so good at these like one syllable last names that are just the craziest. My surname is just Bup. Yeah, pop. I That's just a sound. I'm blung-dongo. Gag, I think, is unbelievable. Gag is egregious. Mr. Gag and his wife, Mrs. Gag. Some of those names when have you asking questions. Like, what the hell happened there? There's another segment where we explore questions.

And that segment is Paging Dr. Lucy. If you find that you are having a little relationship trouble, just to pick up your telephone and dialing on the double, you call 1,800, 3,17, 5,5, now your page and not going to say. This is just a sort of random grab bag of questions I've collected from the subreddite R slash no stupid questions. Here we go. Gotta test that theory right now. That's right.

How smart would Sheldon Cooper be if he was sponsored by Stark Industries? Oh! Sorry, there is some accompanying description text here, some clarifying text. What breakthroughs could him and his friends do if 100% was put into their fields? Shut the fuck up. You're not even not, it's a stupid fucking question. It doesn't make me smarter. It doesn't make me smarter.

Sheldon Cooper is not real. Also, Tony Stark is not real. Yeah, so it can't cancels out. So it's perfectly acceptable to ask that. He could actually be incredibly smart if you wrote him that way. Yes. In the Fanfik, you just change, I know you're writing. Change it and say, smartest man alive ever. Here's what you want to do. You want to head on down to your local bone doctor.

What do they call them again? Osteo something. Osteopath. And you want him to do that thing where they break all of your limbs and then they paste them back together shorter. And you want to enroll at your local primary school now being four foot tall since you want to be a fucking eight year old about this. Tony, okay, Stark Industries is like, is like automation and stuff.

Sheldon Cooper is a string theorist. The fucking, the enormous body of research that is famous for now arriving at zero usable results. So, but what if, how smart would fucking dip in the first place? Yeah? How smart could he be? How smart could he be? How smart could he be? Who's sponsored by Starkey Industries though? You're evading the question. Add hominum. Add hominum. Yeah. What do people actually think of the withdrawn person in the friend group? Lucy? What do you mean?

What do you mean by that? You know, like if someone's got like a dark kind of more loner personality, you know, like they don't, they don't so much mysterious. But actually it's kind of really hot and you could just sort of like imagine that there's like so much more to them. Yeah. They don't know, but deep inside there's like a whole other story. There's so much in my life they don't

know but I'm withdrawn because I'm a loner. Yeah, cool and mysterious. You've got to switch into a first person there for a bit. No, no, I'm very gregarious. Is it weird to ask a car owner if I could check out his car? There's a description here. There's a super parked next to me at Auto Zone. It's my dream car and I wanted to ask him if if if if th because th th th th th th th th th th to th th to to th to to th th to th next to me at AutoZone. It's my dream car and I wanted to ask him if I could sit in it and my GF said that's weird. Is it weird? No, dude. No, that rocks. The guy would absolutely let you sit in his car. Hey, can I come and come and sit in your car which I consider to be the coolest fucking thing on the planet? I've always wanted a super. Would it would be to be a to sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the. the. to to th planet. I've always wanted a Supra, would it be okay if I just like sat in there for a little bit. The guy, that's dope. I think you'd be delighted. You could make any friends. He gets to show you his car and you get to sit in the car that you like. If someone asked to sit in our Hyundai 30, I-30, I would absolutely let them. 100%. Yeah, if you're wanting to get the Scho-Code-Tha scoda-Skhod-I Schoda-I Schoda-I Scho-I scoda-I sco- to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get their to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to get their to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to have to accept the temperature that it's at because we do not have dual climate control, but the unheated seats are very comfortable.

It's kind of an analog driving experience. Yeah. More in tune with the road that way. Something about the phrasing this has really got me as well because he's writing the question in present tense. There's a super park next to me at AutoZone, like right now. Respond. He's gone straight to Reddit. He's gone straight to like he's solving an argument with his girlfriend on slash no super questions. Please, can we just go in?

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Shot in the head. Really aggressively pulling on the door handle of the guy's Supra. Hey, let me sit in it. What sport can you compete in professionally? without being a professional? Hmm. I think this is a bit of a chicken and the egg kind of question, isn't it? As soon as you're competing professionally, you've become a professional? What do you guys, what do you guys reckon to be the thing that you're like, just like, just really good at it? Curling.

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But if I did, I'd be instantly like really good at it. Because my big brain. Will I get a louder voice when yelling just by running? By running. By running. Just by running. So, this question is a little confusing me, but luckily he's clarified here. Yeah.

This is because when I used to play soccer, it made my voice louder than before. If I just run, will it achieve the same effect? No, I think you have to be shouting the whole time. Did you just get used to shouting? Yeah, I think you got used to shouting. Yeah. Exercising your voice. Yeah. Maybe it's just the fact that when he's running around playing soccer he's engaging his core and then when he yells with his core engaged, his diaphragms. I don't think this guy realizes that like the loudness of your voice is kind of changeable. Yeah. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th thi thi their the thi the the same thi the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the same their their their their the same their their their their their their their thi thi the the the the. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like theateateateateat. th realizes that like the loudness of your voice is is kind of changeable. Yeah. It's kind of a choice. Yeah, for some people, my voice is kind of stuck at this volume, but for other people they can modulate that. Yeah.

Andrew, when you were saying that his core might be stronger and then that would do something to his diaphragm, what is that that it would do? You reckon it would squeeze more air out of it with sheer muscle power? Maybe. I think like... lung strength. Better lung strength. Yeah, it's like doing a key eye in martial arts. Yes. Where you go. And as you tenx up, you punch and your scream all the same time, I'm pretty sure though that's actually more about strengthening your blow to an opponent or protecting yourself as opposed to the pure objective of making your voice louder. Very cool if you're like one fitness goal. Seemingly what this guy is asking is that he needs some exercises to do just

to make his voice louder. He's not interested in any of the other benefits of exercise. I want to get into hollering. Yeah, I want to be able to holler better so that when I hollar people turn their heads around and go, holy shit. That guy can hold like. That guy can I hold. That's actually real. I want to know. I want the to know, I want to know, I want to know, I to know, I to know, I to know, I to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. tho tho their their their tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their the. tho. tho. tho. tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome. tooooooooooom. toe. thoooooo. th. to know some results. I want to find out how far you can push that. Yeah. How loud can you yell? Be like that show. The guy, the Australian guy who's on the, on the gruin transfer, he's like an advertising guy and he did a show all about pushing his body to the limits.

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It would be personally, I'm trying to strengthen the yelling volume of my voice so if I go to the Netherlands, the Netherlands, the Netherlands, the Netherlands, the Netherlands, the Netherlands, the Netherlands, the Netherlands, to yell really to yell really to yell really to yell really to yell to yell to yell to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me, to me, to me, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, the, the, the, tho, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooomoooooooooooome, the the the thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.. toe, toerying to strengthen the yelling volume of my voice so that if I go to the Netherlands, I can yell really loud, someone stop that man! Because it sounds like I'm going to need to. In Netherlands watch. Tell me, buddy. I'm from Holland. Isn't that beer? This cautionary tale comes to us from Dutch News. NL. Delft man who did a runner after dinner 127 times arrested. And that first word. Delft. Delft. Yeah, it's like a common American surname.

I'm Bud Delft. I believe he's from Delft. Oh, it's not an adjective. No. He got away very delftly. It's kind of, that makes, maybe it's a portmanteau of like, deft and deft. A delft man. A delft man.

Sliking away like a jaguar. Or he's a really shit superhero. Delft man. All the powers of delft. Police in delft. Have a rest of today 58 year old man. Jesus Christ. He's been doing it a long time. Yeah. How are you not catching a 58 year old dude when he's he's very delfted. Yeah. Have a rest of the 58 year old man who whined and dined in restaurants 127 times without paying. Local broadcaster Onrop West report. What's the crime? That's not being Dutch probably.

Oh, this guy's a baller. This man was caught last weekend when he was faking a stroke to get out of paying his bill, and ambulance staff refused to take him to the hospital. Thank God I was known that guy. Quote, He seemed to be a relaxed guy who was treating other guests to drinks. He was eating a drinking away, owner of DeWagg restaurant Mike Hougaveen, told the broadcaster. At some point the man started shaking and looking as if he was having a stroke, Hoogaveen

said. Ambulance staff called to the scene, checked the man over and said he was not having a stroke, but that he told them he was not paying his bill over 100 euro. Man, it is incredible just to immediately give up the game. But they're just like, you're not having a stroke and he's like, I'm not paying it. I'm not paying it. I'm not gonna pay it. I'm not gonna pay it.

He's doing the credit card roulette scene. Exactly. I think you should leave. I'm not like paying it. I hate this game. Oh if you have if you're an Australian with access to the streaming service binge I think I cannot recommend John Early's stand-up special if not now when enough it's really really good it's very very funny check that out on clunge subscriber. If you're a clunge subscriber.

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You've gotten away from this for too long. Somebody's going to take something back. Everyone. Police were called and the man was arrested and locked up in a cell. A spokesman confirmed that the man was known to have eaten at restaurants one hundred and twenty seven times without paying. Quote, we conducted a chival cage against him, but because he didn't stop we took action this weekend, he said. It's not known if the man is still locked up or if he paid the bill at Dewegg, the broadcaster said.

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seven bit word computer system, yeah. Now that's comedy, that's for all the computer heads out there. You know what the opposite of a computer head is, it's someone that loves nature, a thing that we explore in Nature Corner They also might have fucked up and made it eight bits signed. Yeah, that's probably what it is. That would have been a cleaner joke. Fuck! He commits one more and he's got a negative 128 free meals. Correct. That's right. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That's comedy baby.

This is a press release, This is a press release from Indiana University. This mother-facus said press relief. Neuroscientists find that animals replay incidentally encoded episodic memories. Now, like from bones? The TV show bones? They remember episodes of bones? Like, like from Bones? The TV show Bones? They're watching Bones in their head? Episodes of Bones? You saw the word episodic.

You like, yes. TV shows. What's a TV show? The TV show? Bones. Bones. Bones. Bones.

Cheers. Munk. Good job everyone. We all did it. Have you guys worked out that they just hired Tony Shalhoob to do like ethnic voices? He's just like the go-to ethnic voice guy. What do you mean by worked out? What do you to work that out yet? Well, Pixar. Not his regular voice? Picks up. I don't, is it? He does, um, he does, um, like a voice? Oh, right. Okay. Is it? He does like a village chieftain in fallout. Oh.

Is that his regular voice? Oh, I don't know. I don't know that one. He's, he's one of the, one of the, um, indefinably European forklifts in cars. Look, I'm just saying there's a pattern here. He's digging into the well of all the things Theo has watched. Fucking fallout cars.

Fall out cars. What else we got going on? Haven't seen Monk. Probably won't be seeing Monk. I think he just on? Haven't seen Monk. Yeah. Probably won't be seeing Monk. I think he just sounds like a guy in Monk. Yeah, I think he's playing, I think he's Austrian in Monk? Oh, no, he has autism. Oh, see?

Oh, OK, I gotcha. Oh, boy. No, he has obsessive-in-disabled-in-o-dotted. That's obsessed withulsive disordered on. Yeah, that totally. Mark, cut that one out. Mark cared it. Cared that immediately. That's the best joke at the whole show so far. Cut it out of the tape. Plays an alien in one of the men in black movies? Yes, see?

Yeah. But he just sounds like a guy from New York or whatever. Yeah, he's from Wisconsin. Wow, he's from Wisconsin? Yeah, he's from Green Bay, Wisconsin. Okay, so I'm not, so I'm onto something. Well, yeah, his parents are... Should he be doing this? His parents are Lebanese. Are we can't canceling Tony Shalhoove as that?

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It's gonna be like always. I apologize. I'm guessing. Yeah. Where were his parents from? Lebanon. Yes, it's probably not shall hub. You know, shall hub. Well, according to Wikipedia, it's pronounced shall hoob with the emphasis on the hoop. I'll have one, Tony Shaloole

please. Emphasis by the way, have found the first evidence that rodents can call upon their episodic memory the ability to recall seemingly unimportant streams of events from the past and use incidentally encoded information to answer unexpected questions. What's an unexpected question to a rat? What questions does a rat expect? This breakthrough in neuroscience research, which expands on a 2018 study that first report evidence that animals can replay past events could potentially lead to advancements in the development of therapies that specifically target episodic memory loss for

Alzheimer's disease patients. So we do mean past events and not past lives, right? There's no suggestion. Yeah. We're talking about past lives. They can't like, Assassin's Creed machine through their DNA. But could a rat answer if Sheldon and Cooper was sponsored by staff industries, Would he be smarter? Would that question be unexpected to a rat? Or is that an expected question? I mean on bloody Reddit it's pretty expected because they're nerds.

Yeah. The study led by IU graduate student, Cassandra Sheridan was funded by the National Science Foundation and he's published in current biology. Sheridan in collaboration with Provost Professor of Psychological and Brain Sciences, Jonathan Crystal, beautiful name, in the College of Arts and Sciences at I.U Bloomington sought to observe whether rats can draw on a stream of past memories to answer unexpected questions. I want to learn it more about Jonathan Crystal. He sounds hot. I don't know if he is a doctor but he sounds like he should be. Professor Crystal. I'm I don't know about anyone else but tha tha tha tho th. But th. th. th. th. th. th th th. the th the th. the thi the thi the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm he sounds like he should be. Professor Crystal. I'm, I don't know about anyone else, but I am picturing a rat needing to draw on past

memories and doing the, uh, doing the thing from the BBC Sherlock series where all the memories are coming up around. Like minority report. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Chee's. Chee's. Someone trying to step on me again. Cheese. It's. to. to cheese. to cheese. to cheese. to. to. to. Ch cheese. to. to. Ch cheese. to. Ch cheese. to. to. to. to. to. the to. to to the the to the to the the to to the the the the the. the th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thean. thea. toea. thea. thea. thea. toeeea. thea. thea. the. th Cheese. Someone try to step on me again. Cheese. It's just cheese in different songs. Cheese. That makes me think of cheese. It reminds me of cheese.

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I thought written down. Feet. Cheese. Using many common household spices like cinnamon and paprika. They're trying to rattitu. They're trying to build a ratatoui I think. Cheese, strawberries.

Which are these things go together? They do go together. His eyes are rolling in the back of his head kind of. Cheers, cheers. Then the rats were given a last cent presented. Jesus Christ. Yeah. To assess, I think I think this is where your taxpayer money is going. I think that's where your student debt is going, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, well. To assess whether the rats could combine their ability to replay episodic memories with the ability to answer unexpected questions, researchers placed rats in a radial maze where they were confronted with centered lids covering food. After the rats foraged through the maze, they were presented with the opportunity to report the third to last scent, having to draw from the memory, having to draw from memory the previously presented scents. The rats remembered multiple pieces of putatively unimportant information and later replayed a stream of episodic memories when that information was needed to solve an unexpected problem. The first and only trial run ended with a 100% success rate. Now, this is a very dry article and it's somewhat confusing figuring out what they're trying to get to here.

I just think it's cool as fuck. So this is like the rats are looking at things in the past and are trying to remember those events to pick up another detail that was seemingly unimportant at the time. Like it's the equivalent of trying to figure out where you left your keys by thinking about what you were doing when you put them down or whatever. Instead of like just storing the location of the keys in your memory, you're actually thinking back on your past and being like, oh, fuck, that's where I put them or whatever. Yeah, yeah. So rats are able to have reveries, they can replay their memories? Like... I don't quite get how they're asking the rat a concept of

the third to last set. Yeah I'm not sure about that one either. I think yeah no idea. I think they're putting the rat into the machine from the Tony Scott movie Dejavue. And they they send you back and you can replay a memory for a period of time, you know? They're a total sunshining rats. To think like, that a rat is like, what did I do last Tuesday? And they're thinking back on the rat. Cheese. Cheese. Chees.

Chee. Chee. Chee. Yeah. Like the. Foot. Chees. How would you even know which are memories and which is what you're doing right now when you're a lab rat? You're like, oh, that's weird. I was in a maze. Like I am right now. Until this study, there was no scientific evidence that non-human animals were capable of replaying streams of incidentally encoded episodic memories. Quote, what we wanted to test is a property of what people do in everyday life that has never been shown in a non-human animal, Crystal said. We remember information even that was seemingly unimportant when it was encountered. When we need that information, we replay the stream events to identify the information needed to solve our current problem. It's crazy. Rats are reflecting.

I don't, I think they shouldn't. Do you think they look back on things roofily? Are rats are definitely rueful. I th, I th, I th, I thatts, I that, I that, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I th- I th- I thi, I thi, I thi, I th- thi, I thin thin thin thin thin thin' thin' th- th- thi, I thi, I thi, I thi thi thi thi thi thi th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi ththings ruefully? Rats rueful at times. I think rats are definitely rueful. I think rats are underestimate that. Rats feel regret. Hmm. TV shows, episodes, that's what we used to watch that was episodic. These days kids are too busy on Tick Tock. It's time to see what's happening with Tick Tock on Tick Tock watch. Kids definitely still have episodes. Like there's like 50, 60 episodes of Skibbitty Toilet. Yeah, I was just gonna say that.

There's, it's a show? Mmm, it's a show. Oh, I neither need nor wants to know anything about the Skibbitty Toilet. I think it's like a, uh, G-Mod kind of thing. There's a head and a toilet. There's a song that plays in the show, the skibbiddy toilet song. Okay. This is about the third or fourth time we've been mystified by skibbiddy toilet on this podcast. We are old. Old as shit. Yeah, we're old, Fox. He's in the toilet. Yeah, it's kind of is the took. And like, they're using like, you know when when whenthey take skeletal animation, but they apply it to something that's not supposed to like bend like that?

So you see like the polygons get real long and stuff and they're just like whipping around that kind of thing. Kids love that apparently. I love body horror. They love non-uclidean toilet people. Yeah. Yeah, they should check out our discord. Critics saw the series as Generation Alpha's first foray into internet culture. Interesting. Unfortunit. But then, you know, we had... Mine was an ISIS beheading video. Yeah, mine was also an ISIS. Sorry, probably wasn't ISIS. It's probably... We had ISIS beheading video. Yeah, mine was also an ISIS. Sorry, probably it was an ISIS. We had ISIS beheading, Al-Qaeda beheading videos and the Badger video.

Yeah. Yeah. It was better that way. From USA Today, is eye colour surgery the new fat? Interest soars as doctors warn of permanent risks. Hey, don't let them touch your eyes. Leave your eyes alone. Yeah, you don't need to be doing that at all. These days there are many ways to get what you want but don't have. Yeah, get a gun and a lot of people will give you what you want but don't have. Yeah. Dimples, wear cheek clamps. Yeah, getting done and a lot of people will give you what you want but don't have. Yeah. Uh, dimples. Wear cheek clamps.

Cheek clamps? That's new to me. They're like inside your mouth. That sounds real. I thought you would just get some surgery. Everybody's just googling. I'm lucky to have natural dimples. She kind of cherub-coded. Freckles, get them tattooed on your face.

Different eye colour? Just ask an ophthalmologist to laser a chemical dye into your cornea or have a silicon iris surgically implanted instead. It'd be wild if that was not a service that they offered. Hey, can I get you to laser some pigment into my eyeballs, please? So your job is eye stuff, right? Does it have to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be good to be you to laser some pigment into my eyeballs, please? So your job is eye stuff, right? Does it have to be good? Does it have to be good for the eye for you to do it? Or will you just do whatever?

What if we got a big old tin of julex? Yeah, squirt something there. Got you to. If that sounds dangerous to you, that's because it is. And eye doctors are desperate to get the message across to the many blue and green-eyed hopefuls who are being bamboozled by purported success stories online. Yeah, again, natural blue eyes perfectly cherub-coded. Eye colour procedures, none of which are FDA approved carry with them risks that include severe light sensitivity,

glaucoma, cataracts, corneal disease, vision loss, and blindness. Side effects may manifest shortly after a procedure or take years to develop. In many cases, people become depressed as they navigate these consequences, eye doctors told USA today. This kind of makes me think of when we were talking about, um, people getting the penis surgeries. Yeah, which one? Where they turn we're talking about people getting the penis surgeries. Which one? Where they turn it into the worms from Tremor.

Yeah, and the guy just like kept saying, no, come back in and I'll do another one. Yeah, I'll put more teeth in. Yeah. One clinic in New York City is driving much of the social media chatter on permanent eye colour change, garnering millions of views per Tick-Tock. Run by ophthalmologist Dr. Alexander Movs, Movs, Movschvich. Karato is the first Karato pigmentation practice in the US that uses special lasers to insert pigments inside a healthy cornea to cover the eyes natural color which lies in the iris. The procedure costs $12,000 and is not covered by insurance.

Is this just tattooing? Like you're just tattooing, right? I don't think it is. I think it's like, yeah putting, putting, oh I guess tattooing is just putting pigment under a layer, isn't it? But when they say a laser to insert pigment, what the fuck does that mean? How is a laser inserting something? How can the laser insert something? I also enjoy that they don't describe this as like, you know, malpractice or anything, but driving the conversation? Yeah, it's just not FDA approved. don't describe this as like, you know, malpractice or anything, but driving the conversation. Yeah, it's just not FDA approved.

Yeah. We just have to talk about it. Pro tip for everyone out there. Uh, if your doctor is stunting big time on Tick-Tock, do not let them touc tou to tou, do not let them tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou-tou-a tou-a tou-a tou-a tou-a tou-a tou-a tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou tou te te te te te te te te te.a tma tma tma tma tma tma tm. tm. tou-a tou-a tou-a tou-a tou-tma tou tou toubts. If you have a doctor who is mainly famous from doing stuff on TikTok, do not let them tou tou tou you. Probably just check that your doctor isn't on tick-toc in any way. I don't even think my dentist has the internet. If I keep going to him. My dentist might be an internet guy because he's really good looking. That's a worry. You got a fuckable dentist?

You got a hot dentist? He's probably got a Tick-Tock for sure. Beautiful, beautiful Korean man. Mmm. Mmm. All right, everybody say the ethnicity of your dentist at the same time. Don't have one. Brian. Brian. Am I supposed to act like Korean men aren't beautiful, Ben? I don't know.

I don't know what the standard operating procedures here. Yeah. Mark, cut this out. Andrews hit over 40 and he started to refer to the ethnicity of everyone he interacts with. Oh my God. Went to that Italian doctor the other day. Every conversation with my grandma. Yeah, it's like, my. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, the the th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, am the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. My. Am, my. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, th. Am, the the the the the the the the the thi. My thi. My thi. My the. My the. My thi. My thi. My thi. My thi. My thi. My thi. My thi. Am I thi. Am I th. Am I th. to the ethnicity of everyone he interacts with. Oh my God. I swear, every conversation with my grandma. He was like... Where to the doctor the other day? What does it have to do with anything, grandma?

I had a man drive, oh yeah, drop off my groceries, he was very good. Who's big? Speaking one of those Arabic languages. You know, it's probably a Sikh with a head, big head tress. Like 70% of this sentence has been racially based, Grandpa. What's the... And she doesn't mind she chooses to go to these people, but... Oh, this is exactly what it was like with my grandma our IP where yeah it would just it would just factor into any story that she was telling about anybody you would get the ethnicity of

the person to just an important detail for some reason and people will be like why does that matter and she'd be like oh it doesn't you like you like okay so it's called the theater of the mind. I just don't want you picturing a white guy with his hands in my mouth. You need to know that my mechanic was Albanian. It's like the big closing argument that Matthew McConaughey's character gives at the end of a time to kill where you tell a whole story about your mechanic and then at the end you say, now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. thee. theee. theee. theeee. the. the. It's. mechanic and then at the end you say, now imagine the mechanic was Albanian. Sorry I just watched that movie so it's contextually relevant to me. This changes everything.

I'm sure that will really resonate with most of the listeners. I was wondering if that was going to somehow be about Matthew McCahe's character and interstellar. He's trying to tell his past self. Your robot is Albanian. I haven't seen it. Yet the risks... You're not missing much. There's really long and not that good.

That's pretty good you should watch it. Just not that Christopher Nolan piled. I guess I don't like smart movies, you know? They're not smart. Don't tell Reddit that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the robot. the robot. the robot. the robot. the robot. the robot. the robot. the robot. the robot is th. the robot. th is the robot. th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. It. You. It. It. Yeah. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the robot. It's the robot. It's the robot. It's the robot. It's the guy movies, you know? Ah, they're not smart. Hey. Don't tell Reddit that. Yet the risks and cost don't deter some people. Just before the new year, actor and the model, Jessica White, revealed on Instagram

that she permanently changed her eye color with Karato, from dark brown to Hazel. That's just what people with brown eyes say what color is that. That's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, their, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their is their is their is their is their is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, the brown to hazel. That's... Hazel's just what people with brown eyes say what color their eyes. It's not real. I have hazel eyes. I have beautiful hazel eyes. Capitivating.

Yeah. I have beautiful brown eyes. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, and my hazel eyes are a little bit better. Yeah. And my mood sometimes it is brighter when I'm happy. It's to just it's to just to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoes. thiiiiiiou. their thiou. thioooooooooooooomeoutheiou. that that that that their eyes. It's just brown, okay, it's hazel. They look different depending on the light. Yeah, and my mood sometimes, it is brighter when I'm happy. It changes my mood, yeah. Just looking up as broad.

You wanna see what color your eyes are. Come on. Mark, edit that out. We're in muscle memory just chap in Jessica White feet. So strange. Yeah, like, I think, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, it, it, it, it, it, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, think I think we bring this up on screen. I think when you're a really attractive model, nobody really cares specifically what color your eyes are. Yeah. I think they're just like oh yeah. Hey my eyes are up here and by the way they're hazel. Please look at them. It costs me $12,000. 12,000 big ones.

I'm actually getting breast reduction surgery so people spend more time looking at my eyes. I think if you're an extremely conventionally attractive woman, you probably don't need to pay to change your eye color, but that's just me. If you're an uggo, though, get in the chair. Come on. That's right. A little bit of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of the the the the the tha tha tha tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom. tho. the thi. thoom. tho. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the th. the the thi. It the. It the. It's the. It's the. It's thea. It's thea. It's thea. It's thea. thea. thea. thea. the. It's ththough, get in the chair. Come on. That's right. A little bit of extra pop. Only 12 grand for the uggo. Oh, God.

In 2014, reality TV star, Temeca Tiny Harris says she went to Africa to change her eye color with iris implants. The riskiest procedure of them all ophthalmologists say, gotta be bummed out if you go and do one of these things and then like lose your sight. Yeah, I think you'd be bummed out if you got to blame people for like malpractice, but... When they're like, in many cases people become depressed as they navigate these consequences. One of the consequences that they're like in many cases people become depressed as they navigate these consequences one of the consequences that they discussed was blindness yeah yeah I could see how you might become

depressed if you tried to get hazel eyes and then went entirely fucking blind that would make me sad yeah I'd probably read about the procedure before I got it I probably wouldn't get it personally. I was... But I have hazel eyes. I have hazel eyes. Yeah, you've already got hazel. I have beautiful, interesting conversation starting eyes. You know, I have beautiful, like, you know, like, they're hazel.

Oh, let me just look at their eyes. Oh, I don't look at the eyes. I don't tho. I'm they're they're they're they're th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've haise. I've haisel. I've haisel. I've haisel. I've hazy. I've ha. I've hazel. I've hazy. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel eyes hazel eyes hazel eyes ha. I've ha. I've haise eyes. I've haise. I've haise. I've haise. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes. I've a hazel eyes.that's so rare and special. My wife has hazel eyes, you guys should chat. Yeah, I would love to talk to your life. Yeah. I was, I was having a conversation recently about like, uh, like the a lot of the time, like, the biggest risks are just from like infections, from recovery, you know, like if you get lipo, you know, like I know we've discussed this on the show before, but if you get something like liposuction or whatever, they really get their hand under your skin and go hogwild. They're in there just like... They're not gentle with that stuff. No, they're in there like... They're flapping their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their sa suctioning their their their their their sa suction. Sifenshapy suction. Si suction. Siposuction. Si sui-sci-sci-sci-s. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like their their their their their their th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi-s, their their their their their their their their their their their their thi-s, thi-s. Like, thi. Like,... They're not gentle with that stuff. No, they're in there like...

Yeah, they're flapping that around. They're separating it out like Jamie Oliver gets you to do to like put garlic and butter under a chicken skin. Yeah. That's the imagery I'm getting. And apparently, yeah, the biggest risk is in the recovery of that because you've been like so physically fucked up during all of that. They like, um, they like break all these capillaries and there's bleeding under the skin and everything and you just have so many risks of like secondary infections and all these kinds of things. Oh, you don't want that. You don't want that. There's a story that I saw this week. Obviously it's just not funny or fun to put the podcast but it was a mother of totwo an English woman who had gone somewhere to get BBL surgery and then in the like recovery

period she just died from like complications from it. She died from a BBL. She died from being too thick. Her kids have to be like, how did it Mondy die when they're old enough to understand? So Brazilian Butler Beautiful Lady. Big beautiful lady lady thaaaa the tha thiiiiiiiiiiiiii tolady tobea tobea to be beautiful lady toe. toe. to be beautiful lady toe. to bebi to bebi to be like, pardon me when they're old enough to understand? So Brazilian Butler. Big Beautiful Lady. Big Beautiful lady surgery. She got the surgery to become a BBL. Yeah. So Kanye West's mother died getting a lipo.

Fuck. You know? There's a lot of this stuff on Tick Tock too, just like, cosmetic surgeries you can only imagine. Hey, your body is beautiful. I'd have to see it to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. too. too. too. th. th. th. th. th. beautiful. Maybe. I don't know. I'd have to see it. Send me some photos. Send some pictures that do mail back at Puttowards Vista.com. You report we decide if your body is beautiful. Yeah. During iris implant surgery, a doctor cuts a slit in the cornea. Nope. Get out of there. Thank you. Yeah. And slides a folded artificial iris implant surgery, a doctor cuts a slit in the cornea. Nope. Get out of it. Oh, thank you.

And slides a folded artificial iris made of silicone into it, according to the American Academy of ophthalmology. The fake iris is then unfolded to cover the natural one. This surgery is illegal in the US, so many people get it in other countries. Some experts consider the surgery, quote, malpractice, end quote. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably malpractice. That sounds really dangerous. That practice sounds incredibly mal to me.

Yeah. Don't do that. It's mid. Yeah. I feel like doctors are generally telling you not to put stuff in your eyes. That's because they want to keep all the fake irises for themselves. They're walking around with like pearless and eye drops. Oh this, yeah, no, just naturally.

You can't get this from surgery. Uh, Iris implant surgery was originally developed to help people born with missing, undeveloped or damaged irises with symptoms like glare and light sensitivity. However, the surgery gained popularity as a cosmetic treatment and despite evidence documenting its risks, people still seek it out, sometimes landing back in doctor's offices when things go haywire. Quote, coming from someone who spends their life trying to restore vision and give people

their sight back, it seems cavalier and somewhat silly to me to take on the risk where you could permanently damage your vision, says Dr. Melissa Dalyvoy, an associate professor of ophthalmology of the Duke University School of Medicine, eye colour undisclosed. Probably got hazel eyes. She's already got hazel eyes. Yeah, doesn't want more competition. I would advise any of my patients to really think long and hard if the risks are worth the benefits. Dalyvoy agrees that iris implant surgery is the most dangerous way to change your eye colour. Once you need a new cornea, which comes from a cadaver, Dalyvoys said that you run the risk of rejection like other organ replacements. Imagine your body rejecting a dead man's corneas.

You got to be really mad. Just pops that bad boy out of there. Like a fired monocole. Blink, blink. Hey, my corneas! You've got to be really mad when... The worst case scenario for a first date. Let me have a look at your hat real quick.

Oh no, they've popped out directly into your cocktail. So mad if I paid $12,000 to have my irises replaced and then I started to see visions of like the person who I got the irises from and then I had to solve their murder. Yeah. To avenge them. Oh. Exhausting. This is the price you have to payge them. Ugh. Exhausting. This is the price you have to pay for beautiful hazel eyes.

Quote, and if you're young, which most people who change their eye color are, then you'll eventually need another transplant because you will outlive the organ that was donated to you. Oh man, that's nasty. You're getting dead, corneas are dying because they're older that's nasty. You're getting dead, dead corneas. Corniers are dying because they're older than your body. Oh, that's fucked. That's disgusting. Oh, your corpse eyes are given out on you?

Oh, you're corpse eyes over here. Yeah, got to whip some new ones in. Based on available evidence, Dalyvoys said that kerato pigmentation is quite probably the safest of these procedures, in quote, but she'd probably strongly advise against that. She's still strongly advised against it. One of her patients required a cornea transplant after they had it done. At the very least, she said, this procedure could limit your peripheral vision because the dye reaches the outer rim of the eye.

Ugh. That sucks, just wear some colored contacts. Yeah, you could just... You could just... You could ask like, someone that you have known for a decade, hey, what's my eye color? And they would have no fucking idea. No one knows what your eyes are., because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the, the the, the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, a decade, hey what's my eye color? And they don't have no fucking idea. No one knows what color your eyes are. Like your mom knows, your mom knows what color your eyes are and like that's it. It's not worth it. I was looking at a post from a friend of the show, Bacoon,

he was watching a movie called What the fuck was it called? Some insane movie called code name Diablo. Yeah, he watches some good ones. Yeah, which is apparently an adept at a live action adaptation of the video game Contra and it is starring a series of women who have had extensive plastic surgery and gigantic fake breasts, right? And somebody pointed him to the Wikipedia entry of one of the actresses in the movie who is currently professionally known as Martina Big. Born Martina Adam, she's a German model and actress, known for her extremely large breast implants, and for undergoing a perma tanning

procedure to give herself a dark skin color, eyebrow color, and eye color. Big currently identifies as black. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Big currently identifies as black. Oh. Oh. Now, just gonna pop a photo of this lady. Mark, can we bring this up on screen? Yep, Mark's going up on the screen.

Zoom in, bigger. Just have a little look here. Oh, come on now. Oh my God. Oh my God. No. I've never seen this woman before. Can we get a front-on of that mark? Get a side on?

Oh, dear. Oh no. I feel like I am being racist by looking at this. Yeah, I feel very, very uncomfortable with this. Can we get Cal to look at this, please? So, yeah, after receiving a high school diploma, Big began a career as a flight attendant alongside her longtime partner Michael, who was a pilot.

She quit work as a flight attendant in 2012 to pursue modeling and acting full-time. In 2017, Big confirmed in the Swedish television show outsiders that she has the biggest breasts in Europe employing a water displacement test. So in 2012, she underwent a breast augmentation with large expandable implants since then she has had 23 procedures to add volume to her breasts reaching a bra size of 32 S. Bigger. Bigger. Bigger. Expandable implants. Can they like. In January 2017, Big began undergoing permutaning procedures using melatonin injections to give her the appearance of a black woman. In February 2018 she traveled to Kenya and lived there with the tribes of the Masai. A local clergyman

baptized her to be a true Kenyan woman. Oh. She was given the baptismal name Malika Kubwa. In Swahili, Malika means... I don't know. I'm unqualified now to comment on this. I'd love to riff, but I'm just gonna... I'm gonna have to recuse myself from this discussion. In Swahili, Malika means angel and Kubwa means big. In May 2019 she had her... Recast the podcast we need...

In May 2019 she had her previous breast implants replaced by new bigger expandable models, which are officially the biggest breast implants in the world, each with a rated volume of 20,000 CCs. That's 20 liters, that's uh, what's that? That's two 20 liter titties. That is Out of control. Okay. So you know, she's kind of gone the whole hog. She did the eyes and everything else. And everything else. Yeah. Really everything else.

It's something. It's something. It's something. It's something. It's something. It is something. I feel upset by seeing those images. Yeah. Having an ISIS beheading video situation here. I would just prefer if I didn't say that. Less conflicted about the ISIS beheading video. Oh boy. If you're interested in changing your eye color, experts recommend talking to an ophthalmologist before undergoing any procedure or considering colored contacts which require a prescription from an eye doctor. Yeah, just do the contacts. Just get some contacts from an off your tree.

Yeah, get some red cat eye contacts from off your tree and everyone were like, what? What? Are you a demon or a vampire? Kind of with the withdrawn member of my friend group actually. I have a lot going on. I've got red eyes. Oh, you're there. Pick up whatever their latest sort of legal version of poppers they have.

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Yeah, definitely. There was a phone call for you to twirl your finger around. You would have been doing it. I thought I'd been quite handsome. You look great. Thank you. Arms are looking very big at the moment, actually. Lifting? Yeah. Lifting your babies up. It's right. So this is some other stuff that I pulled from the Carato website. Corrado is styled in all caps, by the way, which makes it seem like an evil corporation from a resident evil game or something. Yeah.

Or a revolutionary lead out from a total recall. That's it. Yep. Yeah, exactly like that. Carado. Yeah. Revolutionize your appearance with carato pigmentation, a state-of-the-art technique that alters your eye color permanently and safely. Completely different from iris implants, laser depigmentation or eye tattooing.

There's any other options, I guess. Our unique carato procedure keeps your eyes intact, eliminating intra-ocular complications and minimizing recovery time. Gee, thanks for keeping my eyes intact. I'm just the one that keeps my eyes intact. Raising a lot more questions. Our advanced femto-second laser crafts a fine intracornial tunnel where a special pigment is introduced.

This changes your natural eye colour with our pain all under the effect of topical anesthetic eye drops. I don't like the idea of having like numbed eyeballs. Yeah, I don't like the idea of them just having to constantly dose me up with eye drops either while they're lasering my eye. Yeah. You've got nine color choices. Some examples here is forest green, emerald green, aqua green, honey, sand and magical gray. Put some sand in my eyes, please. But that's not their big seller.

I think they know what everyone wants. Join the elite 17% with mesmerizing blue eyes. Yeah. I don't really like the connotation of elite and blue eyes together. No, we probably would just leave those two apart. Join the master race of... Get the most supreme eye color there is. Ever wondered why light eyes captivate hearts and

spotlight celebrities? Not really. No, some theories suggest lighter eyes stood out in paleolithic societies while others hint at the allure of pupil dilation, sign of attraction more discernible in lighter eyes. Don't just dream about those magnetic starry eyes. For the 80% of the world yearning for a transformation. Carrado brings a groundbreaking medical solution to permanently change your eye color. 80% of people in the world are looking to permanently change their eye color. That's a struggle is almost over and you can have blue eyes. It's such a crazy claim that like, so they've said 17% of people have blue eyes.

80% of people are yearning to have blue eyes, and then there's the 3% of us with hazel eyes. That seems more elite, really? Yeah, if anything. If it's rare, it's very special. Every please stop. Please stop. Can you take this off the screen?

Oh, man. Like this off the screen? I can't do it. Oh man. Like those before and after us? It's so upsetting. I wanted like, if you don't want to look at the image, I want to like really drive home, like she's made herself black. Yes. Yeah. She looks like she's in black face, but she's in permanent black face. She looks like she's in permanent black face. Yeah, and she started off, I thing th looking looking looking looking looking looking looking looking looking looking looking looking looking to to to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look the the th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's before, th. It's before, th. It's before, th. It's before, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. Like, thooo. Like, th. Like, tho. Like, tho. Before, th. Before, th. in permanent black face. Yeah, and she started off, I think it's important to note that she started off looking almost identical to Anna Faris. Yes. Yeah. Shockingly like Anna Faris. So pale. Yeah. She looks a lot like say a white German lady. Yeah. She got dollars all surgery and titty surgery. She got the combo. The two-fer. Probably got it for

cheaper if you get both done at the same time. Probably. The black and boob. Oh, Christ alive. All right, that was definitely an episode of the podcast, Boutavista. Thank you for joining us. If you want more of this, we have bonus episodes. You have to sign up to Patreon. If you want the video versions of these episodes where Mark puts all this stuff up on the screen, go to YouTube.com slash Buntavista. There's probably some videos up there, but they're not the thing that I just described. Otherwise, have a lovely week. We'll talk to you real soon. Stay safe out there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.