Boonta Vista - EPISODE 333: French Tuck Dick Print Landslide (with James Colley)

Episode Date: February 10, 2024

Writer and comedian James Colley joins us to talk about: An unintentional Swedish dog turd cannon, illegally disarming your teen, having meat middleman in your AI romance, and a stinky, stinky hole. *** Buy The Next Big Thing Here: https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-next-big-thing-james-colley/book/9780645757910.html *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to episode 333 of the angel number. That's their angel number. Welcome to episode 333 of Buentevista. You're watching BNN. Here we are in the year 2032. You're watching our presidential election coverage. Donald Trump has again won the Republican primaries by a landslide. Of course allowed unlimited terms under the 342nd amendment passed a few years ago. We're about to find out who our Democratic nominee will be. It's been a tight race here between Emerald Fennel, Mr. Beast, the Office

Season 3, and a heck and doggo. Let's turn to one of our election analysts, Ben, thank you for joining us. Ben, we have seen one of our Republican candidates, Ted Nugent, he's dropped out after being called Mr Ugly Bulls by the POTUS. What do you think it's going to take, you know, with that sort of, what sort of strategic avenue do you think the Democrats can take to tackle something like this? They're going to need to get someone that's a better bully than Trump. And frankly, I don't think that's possible. I can't imagine one. No, he's just so good at making up nicknames that don't make any sense,

but you're like, wow, that is good. That's actually funny. That's absolutely demolish a man just calling him Sleepy Joe. Like, fuck. That's so sleepy. He nailed it. I like that the Democrats are just actively courting the millennial vote. That's really nice. It's a really specific demographic there. They love heck and doggos in the office season 3. That's so true.

That's why you hear you're an expert. Yeah, skinny jeans. If they put up skinny jeans, the bloody candidate did win in a landslide. Oh, that's so true. Let's check in with one of our rejected Republican candidates. Chad, Memphis, also known as Andrew. Now, Chad, there's a lot of issues facing Americans today, you know, woke, gender, price of, like, refilling, you're dodged ram, gas. What do you think American needs right now? Less woke. Finally. Just less woke.

Yeah. Yep. I'm not going to define it. If you don't know what that is by now, for all the years I've been talking about it, that's on you. Less work, no rainbows. No cupcakes. Just no work.

We're closing down Target. No gender theory. No, no gender. No gender. Oh wait, does that work? Ah, ah! This interview was over. You've been stopped.

Also with me, I've got a very special guest today. He's a TV writer. He's an author. He's just had his first novel published, and he's wearing a Joe Biden four more years t-shirt. Now, former President Biden did actually pass away in 2024 due to having a wet brain. We still appreciate your passion. It's a friend of the BNN, James Coley. Hi James. Thank you for joining us. I fully stand behind my Joe

Biden support because I think what your analyst mentioned earlier is that Trump is an excellent bully and the only way for a candidate to get around that is for them to not be fully aware of what is happening around them at any single time. So it's almost like having a professor X-style force field but it's your own lack of understanding of anything that's being like happening to you as your weekend at Bernies through the Democratic primaries. You're not letting the haters touch you. Yeah. He calls him sleepy Joe and Joe turns back in this. Are you my son? How do I know you?

It's so good watching people like scramble to defend Biden as well. Like I know based on how the presidential election went, there must be like a ton of people in the US that are like, you know what, I fucking love that guy. Yeah. But I don't know any of those people. So like, when you see people come out of the woodwork to be like, who cares??? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. the, the, th. th. th. th. the, th. th. to, to, to, to, to, th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to be to be to be to be to be to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. to to to to to to to to they. to to to they. the thi. the don't know any of those people. So like when you see people come out of the woodwork to be like, who cares if he doesn't know like which war in the Middle East we're up to currently. He wears leather jackets and aviators. I love that guy. He's cool. Remember, he was like friends with Obama? Remember they like funny cool stuff? Ice something, I don't know, but it seemed fun. His dog keeps killing secret service agents. Great.

You can think about how cool it is to give the world's largest military to one of two men, neither of whom you'd trust with a whipper snipper but for entirely different reasons? Yeah, like you're taking scissors out of that guy's hands. Oh, granddad, I'll do that. I'll do that. Just go back to like choosing how we're going to do the Pacific theater when the next war breaks out. What if they, hear me out, Joe Biden in skinny jeans. How we're talking? Now we're talking.

No, he's got too thick a hog. Do you think the front, and you know he's wearing a leather bomber jacket and aviators, and he's driving like a two-seater convertible from the 60s. Dress him like the bear guy. Like he's got the white shirt like the bear guy. Like Jeremy Allen White is that? Yeah. Oh, the guy from the bear guy that gets killed at the end of Grizzly pants. No, I think you're on to something, listen. Recreate Jeremy Allen White's Calvin Klein campaign, but with Joe Biden. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what America needs. Bring America together.

I think Biden's dick print could save America. I think, start the debate. Start the debate, he's in the, Biden's dick print could save America. I think it's my start the debate start the debate he's in the he's in the stove pipes he's um but he's got like a long tea you know he's got a long tea he's looking like soldier boy in 2003 and then a scrim cut as well like a scoop cut on the neck but then a low you know when it's not a straight cut on the hem at the bottom of the long of the long of the long of the long of the long of the long of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tho. the the the the the, like a scoop neck, but then a low, you know, when it's not a straight cut on the hem at the bottom of the long shirt as well. Yeah, and then like during the debate, maybe halfway through when he's making a point, he steps out from behind the landslide.

Yeah. As much as Trump is the funniest president to ever happen, Biden's on the Mount Rushmore. He's super, like things like, you know, how many genders are there? There's at least three. That's super funny. And having like just a bit of American president who occasionally whispers so quietly you didn't

catch what he says is a fantastic bit. I don't think we've explored enough. It'd be like, now it's very important that we, so I bombed Cambodia. Like, you just catch every other word that the most powerful person in the world says. It's fantastic. If he was in like a drama, he would have a lot of, like, I think it would be compelling to have someone who's perpetually lost in reveries. Like, if he was anyone other than the president, and he's like in the middle of telling you something, and then you can see he's like going back through 60 years of his life

in his mind while he was ostensibly talk to you, be like, wow, that guy has so much depth. But instead, he's just like giving a talk at a brewery or whatever, and it's just like, beer. That's, that's for, like, that should be their big surprise at the end of the election, is that everything he's mumbled about was 100% true all along. Like, he could, we're introducing out cornpop corn, the co co co co co co, the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. ghost of the French president. All this shit actually happened and he's been really on it all the time. Oh man, the corn pop thing is just truly one of the most amazing things.

That's really good. Any state leader has ever said, just a story about like a crime that, sorry, not even crime, an incident that sounded like it the today. Based on my understanding of how old he is, cannot be true. The America's first Greaser president is. He lives the way Stephen King writes like the first three chapters of his book, just like old time he called America being accosted by teens. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Joe Biden is kind of, um, we watched, uh, we watched Singing in the Rain with one of our kids. A lot of wonderful picture. It is absolutely wonderful. We watched Singing in the Rain with one of our kids last night. A lot of wonderful picture. It is absolutely wonderful, but me and Elna were both saying, every time we see it, we cop the same thing, because it's a movie from a reasonable time in our past, like reasonably far back,

but it's also set in their past. So every time I'm watching the movie, I'm like, this movie is from Silent Film Era, and it's, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. It's thi. It's thiii. It's thii. It's thi. It is time I'm watching the movie, I'm like, this movie is from Silent Film Era, and it's not at all. It's like a solid 40 years after that. I thought Happy Days was from the 1950s for my life. I did two when I was 12. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm saying that when you watch that 70 show

and you're like, how old is Ashton Coocher? Yeah, it's fucked up. The film quality is incredible. I'm saying that I think Joe Biden has Happy Day's syndrome. Yes. Yeah, where you believe that events in his past took place much farther back than they possibly could have. Yeah. I think he has Samuel Beckett Happy Day syndrome in which he is not permitted to die. Yeah. He's happy days and confused. They're keeping him alive against his will I reckon. Oh my God.

He's on like the presidential cocktail of illegal drugs. Yeah, he's on stuff. Luke Skywalker Tank, you know, he's got the thing in his mouth that there's bubbles all around him. That's when we should do the Jeremy Allen White Photo shoot. Like I just, I get the impression that Trump was like immediately got signed in, went to like the presidential physician and was like, give me everything. Like he wanted it, but Biden doesn't know he's on the super cocktail. He has no idea that like the lumpy bits in his eggs are ground up pills. Maybe, um, maybe, gone real long on Joe Biden here.

Yeah, this is full. Don't vote for Joe Biden. You know what, don't vote. If you're an American listener listening to this, just don't do it. Don't vote. We don't get... It's optional for a reason. We get fined by our fascist government if we don't vote. We would love to have the opportunity to just not vote. It'd be beautiful. What if Joe Biden's memory is actually perfect, but it is just a side effect of the cocktail of drugs he's being given to make him forget being given the drugs.

Yes. Mmm. Yeah. That's probably what it is. It's the only way they can keep him in operating shape, but he's also too staunchly Catholic to say, yes, give me the drugs. Donald Trump, no problem with that. Yep. To summarize, Joe Biden is too Catholic to be president.

Hey, he's too Catholic to party with, that's what I'm saying. That's right. Hey, if either of those guys end up as president again, that would be the one thing that we didn't want to happen. Two things I guess. Anyway, it's time for this is the one thing that we didn't want to happen. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. Now this was sent into us from a listener in Sweden, who has sent us an article in Swedish, but they have told us that the sort of the Google Translate does a sufficient job of conveying the story here.

So here we go. This is from the Swedish newspaper, Mit East Stockholm. Blasting became mysterious poop cannon. Blasting became mysterious poop cannon. Blasting became mysterious poop. That's right. It was entered into the canon of mysterious poop. It is fact. That's right. On Wednesday evening at 9.40 p.m. The, sorry the evening is it? The blast for the subway construction. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hmm? I agree. I agree with Ben-Hugh. You don't think 9.40 p.m. is evening is somewhere in the progression from, yeah, afternoon into night time, early night time is evening. Evening doesn't extend until late. Sorry, you're saying it's already night. I'm saying it's well into night at 940. Oh, see to me, evening is night.

You know? Evening is night. Are we all googling the dictionary definition of evening right now. Yeah, I've been using evening for a very... Weirdly, this came up in, I imagine this is a cultural difference because it came up in my Zoom German class this week that they do not, oh I'll give you a second to dry yourself. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That they do not differentiate that night is night and night goes on well into the night. Oh that's quite, yeah, it says the evening is the period of time at the end of the day, usually from about

6 p.m. to bedtime. Okay. So... Okay. 940 is pre-bedtime for a lot of us, I'd like to believe. That is true. I think, oh, hang on. the that begins at the end of daylight and overlaps with the beginning of night.

Geez. Thank you for having me on to the most boring episodes. I think this is what people want to hear. We're going to get to the bottom of this one way or the other. Okay. Oh no, I think we can clear this up actually. Here we go. English F-NUng, meaning the coming of evening sunset time around sunset. So I think we can all agree I was correct. And James, you've written a book so you

know about more than one word, is that is that true? No, it's actually one word over and over again. Evening repeatedly. I already learned about that word. This is boring. In a social context, Oxford English dictionary defines evening as the time from about 6pm or sunset if earlier. No, no, no. Anyway, I think it has a specific meaning. If you think you know what evening means, run into a mailbag at Bontavista.com and explain it to Ben.

Don't, don't do it. Please do. Mailbag at Bontavista.com. On Wednesday evening at 2140, the blast for the subway construction under Burkistan reached Vikingutan. But the shockwave moved more than just mountains, loads of dog poo bags were suddenly ejected from a deep pipe. Oh no. I do like, it still feels like you buried the lake. Is moving a mountain is pretty big? That's huge, yeah. Don't say it's just.

Yeah. We're going to get a few of these, I think maybe, from the machine translation. Quote, the content simply flew up into the air and onto the street. They ended up on cars, a facade and on the sidewalk. We were told the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, than, than, than, than, than, than, ta. Wea. It's ta'eanan, toge, toge, toge, toge, toge, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, who were told by the condominium association that it even flew over the roof and landed in the courtyard. There is power in the explosions, says Emma Salman, press officer for the new subway. Can't argue with that. This is the subway restaurant, right?

Yes, they're expanding it by like five square meters and they started demolishing one of the walls. The sandwich artists have turned to outside a sandwich art and now they're throwing shit around. Quote, imagine that you have a balloon filled with soft mass and then you throw it as hot. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I need to imagine this. I have a balloon filled with soft mass.

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It is estimated that around 50 bags of dog poo were thrown away. Okay. Are you forming like a clear picture in your mind of what's happened here at this point? Bags of dog poo have, some have exploded, not all. Yeah, but from what happening? From a blast underground. Yeah. Why was the dog poo down there? Oh, I bet you would love to know why the dog poo was down there.

Residents in the area are used to explosions in the subway in the evening. Oh, okay. Do things. Pretty different over in Sweden. This is where Bain lives. This is specifically what Stockholm Syndrome refers to. A resident of the house who was hit describes the sound after the explosion as if something came loose from the facade.

Quote, in the morning there was poop all over the courtyard and poop in the trees. Someone who looked out said there was smoke coming from the morning, there was poop all over the courtyard and poop in the trees. Someone who looked out said there was smoke coming from the pipe. Someone could have died if they walked right in front of it when it happened. It's good pressure, I guess. Pretty undignified way to die. Luckily no one was hurt, but there were some rocks and tombstones in there too, but but the fun Apparently the one part where the machine translation falls down is tombstones. That's right.

Which actually means empty cans. Empty? Can. Yeah, like people chucking beer cans in the pipe, put the dog group in it. That makes some more sense. Yeah. So there's just been like a shamehole pipe wherever I run, like as a culture are like, do you know what, that's a good place is any to put dog shit? Or is this a sewerage pipe? No, no, you're absolutely correct.

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But we actually quite like frogs here. They're, you know, a useful creature. They're pretty adorable. They help with the ecosystem. Do you know what? I'm just going to flood it with shit. Yeah, just bags of dog poop. I'm going to fire shit at you. At first I thought it a classic boy streak. It's classic boy streak stuff. Yeah.

It was a really crazy accident, but I think they blow up way too late in the evenings. The kids basically wake up every night and get scared when they explode. It's a bit disturbing. Yeah. Why are exploding stuff at 9.40? You can't be doing not that late in the evening? Come on. That late? That early in the night?

It is exactly midnight, so it seems intentional. Yeah, that's right. Oh, well, there's two zeros on the clock next to my bedstand, so surely they're doing that on purpose. The pipe is located at the northern end of Solvanden, and sticks out about a decimetre from the ground. You absolute freaks. It does not belong to the subway works and should not have been included on any of the works maps of wires and other things that are in the ground. I'm loving this translation.

This is just like a mystery pipe. Maps of wires and other things that are in the ground. Yeah, that's no one's pipe. Uh, quote, someone or a few have probably put bags of dog poo in the pipe for quite some time. Oh yeah, good job, Colombo. Go ahead. You can wish that dog owners used designated waste bins and not unknown pipes, says Emma Salman, thiiii. Why are you putting your dog poo in a random pipe?

You know we were talking last week about like the putting stuff down your sink because it's no longer your problem or the person that just dumped that mattress on the street near where I work because they're not my problem. That's exactly what's happening here. It's just people being like... Is that assumption that someone else will fix it? Yeah, or like that the pipe pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe the pipe that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. It's up up up up up up. It's up. It's up up up. It's up up up up. It's up up up up. It's up up up up. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the th. th. that's thi. that's that's that. that. that's like. that. that's like. that. that. that's that's that's that's like... Is that assumption that someone else will fix it? Yeah, or like that the pipe just kind of doesn't matter. Like the one goes into the pipe is just like, who cares? It's just like a pipe.

It's probably not for anything. It goes somewhere and that's fine because it's not it. It's just such a funny thing that like, it's a natural consequence of being alive that the world is full of lots of complexity you'll never really have to consider, but the fact that there is a part where your brain just stops thinking of the flow-on results of your actions and just being like, I put it in the pipe and then, and then you're gone. You've already like, the explosion underground. There's no way that an explosion underground will cause this to become like the ammo in a gun that fires poop into the air. Oh, that's so funny.

Horrible potato launcher. On Thursday morning, the region notified residents in the area of what had happened. The Housing Association, whose windows and facades have been covered in poo, must have them cleaned as soon as possible, according to MS Elman. We are begging. Come on, please. It's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their have them cleaned as soon as possible according to Emma Salman. We are begging. Come on please, it's not a good look for us. Quote, people have shown great patience. They have understood that this was not something we could count on at all. Yeah, fair enough. The pipe will be plugged again probably with concrete. I potentially see another problem arising.

Yeah. Getting vaporized by a concrete plug blasting out at me. Quote, building in a metropolitan environment involves many challenges and a lot of surprises. However, I don't think that anyone with even the wildest imagination had anticipated this. It's very odd to say the least, says Emma Salman. We hope that the culprit saw what happenedto say the least, says Emma Salman. We hope that the culprit saw what happened and stopped throwing dog poo bags down unknown pipes. Yeah, fair enough. If any, no, this would redouble my efforts. Yeah. I wouldn't get my dog to shit directly into the pipe from now on. I also don't know, I mean I've never been to Sweden admittedly, I don't know how many other like mystery pipes you're going to find. Oh it's basically, it's the place that Mario was based on.

There are just pipes leading every, sometimes precious coins, sometimes horrible bags of dog shit and you just never know. It's a real roll of the dice. Hey Sweden, that's a pretty weird country. You know where else is a weird country? That's right, America. It's time for America Watch. This comes to us from KPNX in Arizona. The Phoenix. That's correct.

Arizona Miners can own guns even if their parents object. One lawmaker is looking to change that. Come on. It's fucking wrong with you people. Imagine your kid comes home with a gun and there's nothing you can do. Yeah. What up, pops? I've got the strap and there's nothing you can do. Got an Arizona senator on speed dial in my other hand. Oh, you want me to get rid of this?

I actually have an expert on Arizona constitutional law that I'd like to have a little chat with. I mean, I tried to get a pen, a pen with no other use off my two-year-old earlier to-day and it caused a very long meltdown and it was very difficult and the pen has one advantage in which she can't use it to kill me during that tantrum and it feels like that the gun would be an entirely different scale of problem here. Bit of a power imbalance going on. John Wick so she could maybe kill you with a pen.

Yeah, or if those of you who believe in the power of poetry, perhaps. Yes, yes, the pen truly is mightier than the sort. Did you know that an underage child can legally possess a gun in their home in Arizona without their parents' permission? How old are we talking? Yeah, that is a fun little QI style bit of trivia. It's specifically one child. It's and there is one child. There's a raffle each week and they put it up like the Vietnam draft. Congratulations, Jadon.

It's a quote, glitch in Arizona law that was called to attention by county attorney Rachel Mitchell. Great name. Mitchell explained law in 2023 which states a child under the age of 18 can legally possess firearms on private property that is owned or least by their parent or guardian's permission. Mitchell said that law enforcement agencies have received calls from parents asking them to take guns away from their children, but the officers couldn't do anything because it would be against Arizona law. Awesome. Just John Wick your kids. John Wick your child. Yeah. You're gonna have to. Take it out out behind him. Yeah. Throw the gut at them once you've emptied the clip. Yeah. This is just nuts. Can you imagine get to a point like the other. Yeah. This is just nuts. Can you imagine getting to a point? Like the other things that must have happened first

to where you've called the police and you've been like, look, Jadon has the strap, okay? He's got his to get you now, and I need you to get this off it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Jane's got a glock. It's. It's so so so so. I's. I's. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho'. that. that. tho'. tho' tho' the the the the the the the their. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. the. the. It's just insane that like in fucking movies, in movies and shit, every single US cop is like, look, throw the rule book away. I've got to finish this case. And in this one, they're like, sorry, technically he's allowed to have the gun. It's fine.

I think they will always choose whether or not to take that approach based on whether it means they have to like get up out of their chair. Fuck and hell. Like, because obviously before you're calling the police about this, you're saying to you kid, hey, hey champ, look, your mom and I have had a talk, and we just don't think it's the right time for you to have the Glock. So we're just going to take the glock off you for a little bit. But just you don't to to to think to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep the to keep to keep to keep their to keep to keep their but just you don't get to keep it in your room so you can spin it on your finger and the kid has said nothing they've pulled the the thing back on the gun menacingly you've gone great talking to your

pal really love our little catch-ups I'm gonna go back into the den and then he's gotten on the phone he's called the police and the police has said walking into my kids room to have a little heart to heart and he's just pulling back the slide to look into the chamber over and over. He's got the blindfold on pulling it apart and put it back together. This is a parenting skill issue. You know, like what you do is you, you tell them if you give me this gun, after dessert, I'll give you two guns. And that's easy.

And then you do have to give them two guns because that's a promise. You know, why do you say five more minutes, just five more minutes with the gun, then I'm going to come and take it off you. I have actually heard that depending on the socioeconomic level of the child, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, thom, thom, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and the. And theeean, and then, thean, and thean, thean. And thean, and thean, and theean. And thean, and guns later. I didn't know that. It's very interesting Ben. Yeah. Have a really long conversation with the worst people you know about the marshmallow test. It's great because there's like several layers of gotches now where people like, well actually that study that found out that is like this now. It is funny that people get very technical about that when you go into like any kind of 70 psychology, it's essentially like, we're gonna bang a gong

behind a baby's head and just see what that does. Babies are scared of gongs. Okay, got it. It's crazy how big the corpus of research we got from the 60s and 70s when they were just making like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, like, likes when they were just making like no ethics considerations. We're still using that data because there's no way to replicate those studies without like more like killing someone. Abusing children. Yeah. They're like, oh, we know how deeply flawed that study was, but we can't do it again, so we're stuck with the results from that one. It turns out they only let dog tooth your kids one time. Just one time.

Quote, we have parents that are calling the police saying, we don't want our children to have a gun. Whee! Yeah. Oh, you don't love America? Get a bigger gun. Yes. Yes. If the only thing that can stop a disobedient child with a gun is a good parent with a much larger gun. Yes. If the only thing that can stop a disobedient child with a gun is a good parent with a much larger gun. Yeah, he's got his clock, you've got to come in and say, I need you to take your dirty washing through to the laundry and say it while you are holding a 12-gauge pump action shotgun. You know? It's so hard for American parents. They go in, they see their kid holding a gun and they say, no, not not not not th. Not th. Not th. Not th. Not th. Not th. Not th. th. their thi thi their their their thi their thi. thi. thi. their thi. their thi. their thi. their thi. their thi. thi. their thi. their their their thi. their their thi. their. They go in, they see their kid holding a gun, and they say, no, not here, only at school. Yeah. Try, not for home.

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You got the drop on them. grandparents have you in sniper position right now. We want grandchildren, you're going to do it. If you try and find where our snipers blind is, we pull the trigger. Don't even look. Been in there for 30 years now. And so we've asked the legislation to take a look at that, says Mitchell, to fix that loophole. Not to take anybody's rights away of lawful gun ownership or responsible gun ownership. But when the parents don't want their child to have a gun in the parents' home, they should

be able to address that. And this person is probably considered like, this, like, shoot, shoot, shoot, the lunatic in America for saying this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so funny how much you have to to to crazy, let's fix this, that has to be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, all right, everyone calmed out. I understand a lot of you have guns right now. I'm not coming for those ones. I would like the specific one that Jaden has and is currently firing indiscriminately into a playground. There's just no way to like, tho' to like, thi thi thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to be like no I'm keeping it pop-ba-ba-bow! I was reading about the the chair of the Michigan Republican Party the other day she there's like

some kind of very mild gun control laws being passed and she started doing posts about the Holocaust and how this is the same as the Holocaust. And everybody said, don't, including like, you know, Republican people. And she went, no, I will not apologize because this is what they did. This is what they did. They took all the guns. And the gun law is just like, put your gun in a safe in your own house. Like I don't... Seems pretty reasonable. I don't get how that's taking the gun off you.

It's just gun storage regulations and background checks. Like, these are still related to letting you have the gun. Yeah. Hmm. You're still getting sold the gun, you know. But hey. Yeah, but hey. Maybe it should be. This lady's reaction, Ben, is going to be the same to should your child not be pointing a clock at you. I'm into tech solutions for all of these because I believe our billionaires are our bettors and I think you have to look to kind of the Uber model where in an ideal world none of us own guns but all of us can request a gun at a moment's notice that will be delivered into

our hands. Yes. 15 minute gun cities. You're never more than 15 minutes away from a gun. That is every American city. 15 minute gun cities. You're never more than 15 minutes away from a gun. That is every American city. I hate the search pricing on the bullets though. That's really... That's how they get you. When everyone wants to shoot each other and it just gets too expensive. I genuinely might solve some problems over there.

Now one Arizona lawmaker wants to close the loophole. HB 2819, which would update the law. Fantastic pencil. That's the softest pencil I've ever heard of. The bill states that miners can possess guns on private property only with the permission of their parent or guardian. Violating the law would be a felony. That's so insane. You're still saying a child can own a gun. Like you're not, you're not balancing that way.

You just, oh yeah. A healthy responsible tween gun ownership is what America is built on. It's also a great little cavity there that like if you don't obey this, if the child still takes a gun, then it's a felony and enjoy your life in the prison system, buddy. This is how America solves problems. Fuck, is it a felony? We're giving a child a felony. But is it a felony for the child or the parent? Well, it's without the parent's permission.

Surely they can't. Yeah, you have to charge the child at that point. That's so dog shit, just to be like, hey, buddy, okay, I've asked you three times. We've spoken about this. You go on to the slammers, sorry, pal? Oh, it's such a shame because you had the big, the big game this weekend. But I guess you're going, you're going upstate. You made a sad choice today. Yeah, we're not having fun.

We're not laughing right now, buddy. This is actually very serious. Nobody's laughing. You're having detention in the pokey. You're about to get shived. The county lockup. Yeah. Shame. They could have given me the gun. That probably is going to cause some interesting interpersonal problems. Yes. Trying to get the gun off your child. There's another segment where we look at interesting inter problems, and that is Paging Dr. Lucy. If you find that you are having a little relationship trouble, just to pick up your telephone and dial it on the double. You call one, eight hundred, three, one, seven,,800, 3,17, 5,5, now your page and I couldn't say. From R. Slash, relationship advice.

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It is better. Just to not ask him. You keep asking me stuff. I've got something to look for both of us. Just talk to my robot. Just talk to the robot. Tell you a guy loves you when he gives you access to his chat. His paid GPT. Yeah. You don't know what's in there. I regrettably scrolled down to previous chats and found the ones about us were him asking the AI to write a response to my the th the th for both both both both both both both both tip tip tip te.. to tip to to both tip to both to both te to both te te to both te. It to both to both to to to to to to to to to to both to both to to to to to to me to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It is th. It is the. It is the. It is the. It is the the the the the the the the the the the te. the the today the te. the. the. the. the. It's the. It found the ones about us were him asking the AI to write a response to my texts and specifically texts that required empathy, apology and understanding.

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phone. This was a private message between him and the robot that runs his life. It was, it's so fucked. It would be so fucked. To find out that the only times that you were like, wow, that's surprisingly sweet of him. He's really thoughtful. I feel a real connection. This is, does understand me. This is the first time he sounded like he cares. This is like the plot of her with a like meat sack in between what I'm going

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How should I bring this up to my boyfriend? This is a super funny argument to have with him because you know in a difficult social situation, his first response is going to be like you'd reach for a pistol. He's going to try to reach for chat GPT to how do I respond? Ready to do the funniest possible response. I'm just, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, I'm gonna come back to you. Oh, I've got a shit so bad. Keeps a second iPad strapped to the toilet like Godfather.

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I think what's probably the bleakest thing about this to me is that this probably requires the same investment of time. Like to get the message, read it, halt, you know, do a long press and copy the time. Like to get the message, read it, you know, do a long press and copy the text and then open up your chat GPT app and then write a prompt and paste the thing in, and then to wait for it to generate it, and then copy it back out and send it back to the girlfriend and everything. Like, you've already done more work than thinking for, for a few seconds. Yeah. Let's not get her, let's the the to to to to to the to to to to the to to the the to to the the to the their press to their press their press their press their press their press their press to to their press to the the the their press press the their press press press press press the press the press the press the press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press the the the the the the the the the the the the the the press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the th press the th press th press th press th press tho press tho press tho press, tho press, tho press tho press tho press tho press tho press the tho press the the tho press the the tho press press the tho press to more work than thinking for for a few seconds. Let's look at her let her off the hook here she's also an idiot like the every every one of these like you see those articles and like there's

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Like, this is also one you that you can be charmed by the robot. Like this is computer jangling of keys in front of your face. But imagine how starved of having someone like, because it probably would be like the boilerplate chat GPT style where it starts off by sort of restating the problem, then doing its thing. Imagine just getting these and being like, oh my God, he was actively listening. He did hear me say what the problem is, and he's articulated it before going into, you know, like, there's probably some sort of like absolute desperation

making her willing to believe that it's real, you know? Yeah. I suppose like usually when you're dating a redditar, if you tell them like, you know, I'm havingthe relationship today, sir, have my gold. Yeah. It's like, I asked chat GPT, what should I say to my girlfriend who is mad that I used chat GPT to write romantic messages to it? Yes. And it's told me, to be honest and explained that I wanted to express my feelings in a special

way, but reassure her that your love is genuine. And I said, no, can you write it? He says, Hey, I use chat GPT to help with the messages because I wanted them to be special, but I realize now it might have come off as insincere. I genuinely care about you, and I'll make sure to express my feelings from the heart moving forward. Shut up. Shut up. I'll make sure not to let you know that it is me, Chatch chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat that it that it is me that it is me that it to that it is that it is to to that that that the that that that that that you that you that you that you that you to that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you to that you to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the their. their. their. the their. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Chatt. Chatt. Chatt. Chatt. Chatt. Chatt. Chatt. Chatt. that's. tp. tp. tp. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the that. up. Shut up. I'll make sure not to let you know that it is me chat GPT in the future. I think this... I hate AI so much. I hate it. It's so sad that somebody is having this relationship

and they're like, their standard is so low. Some things need to have that human unique element. Do you mean your boyfriend in your relationship interacting with you? Yeah, do you mean like the relationship that you have? When he talks to you, you would ideally like them to be his words? I'd just prefer it to have a human element. Just like if sometimes, just like when we were sexting, he did it himself instead of putting it into the chat GPT. Just the important stuff. The thing that gets me here is that like to get chat GPT to respond, you have to like, he has

to know what the desired outcome is already, like as in what he's supposed to say so he can ask chat to PT to do it, what his girlfriend is looking for so that the response is appropriate to that. So he's having that moment of empathy theoretically regardless and they're just choosing me like, ah, fucking computer. Who cares? I'm busy gaming. I'm playing League of Legends. I'm playing Dota too with my boys. I've also been experimenting with this and just trying to write an apology to my girlfriend for being distant and messing, mention in passing that I'm also in a romantic relationship with our dog. And it's pretty good. Hey girlfriends, Amber, I've been

doing some thinking, I want to apologize for D being distant lately, life's been a bit overwhelming and I let it affect us, I'm sorry for any confusion or worry it may have caused. Also on a lighter note, spending time with our furry friend has been a source of joy for me. It's not a replacement for us just an extra dose of love. Thank you for your understanding. That's crafty. Oh, no. That's pretty good actually. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a great way to ease that conversation into existence later when you have to be like, it's been more than a source of joy. So much more. You're probably wondering why we've been running out of peanut butter. Oh, come on. What, unrelated. Hey, one of the clues. the clues. the clues. the clues. the clues. the clues. the clues. the clues. the clues, the clues, the clues, the clues, the clues, the clues, the clues, the clues, the clues, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, that, that, th. that, that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to. Huh? What? Hmm. Huh? Unrelated. Uh, hey, one of the clues that your partner is in a romantic relationship with your dog

might be just a change in the general smells around the house. That might be a smell that makes you go, hmm. It's time for smells that make you go, hmm. Hmm. Or smells that make you go, hmm. It's today. It's DING. It's DING. And the truth is... I feel so angry.

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Uh, frustration grows of a foul smell coming from lake on a West Valley golf course. A foul smell is lingering in a Glendale neighborhood and residents are at their wits end. It stinks! Helen a Johnson Bodine said. Thank you for your input. Quote, kind of like a raw sewage smell, resident Graham said. It's disgusting sometimes. Yeah, but sometimes it hits just right. Quote, kind of like a raw sewage smell, resident Graham said. It's disgusting sometimes. Yeah, but sometimes it hits just right.

Do you just smell to lake? Not always good. Lakes are stinky. The odour has lingered for years in parts of the Arrowhead Ranch subdivision and has caused frustration to grow among neighbors. Graham, who only wanted to go by his first name, is one of those residents. He says the smell is constant. Is this man scared of reprisals from the lake? He's embarrassed to have smelled something stinke. Yeah, it's very undignified for a gentleman to of.

Yeah, I've smelled something bad. He understands that swamp thing is not forgiving. Quote, every day, he said. And you can smell it on the course or off the course. It really depends on the wind. I've asked all the people and they smell it all over the place. I've asked all the people and they smell it all over the place. Just sidling up to people to see what they do and don't smell. Do you smell it? Do you smell it? I like the brief stop down being like, now if you're reading this, you probably don't know how wind works, so I'll explain it to you.

It often pushes the smell in different directions. According to residents, it can also depend on the temperature as well. Helena Johnson Bodine is the H.O.A. President for Arrowhead Ranch Phase 2. She says the summer months can be brutal. Quote, sewage, toilet smell, she said. Go on. Very economical with her word choices. I live far away from the hole.

I could smell it on my morning walks. This is directly opposite the Swiss town in. So this is where the dog shit hole comes out. If you trace a perfect line between Sweden and North America, both in the northern hemisphere. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I live far away from the hole and I could smell it on my morning walks, and we were hopeful that when it got colder, it would at least subside. And it was horrible.

The culprit is to believe, believed to be a pond at the sixth hole at the Arrowhead Country Club. You guys heard about the human body's sixth hole? It's crazy over there. The famed six holes. I heard it was rumid. It turns up in Lenny Cohen's original, Hallelujah. Quote, it's probably 200 yards long and 50 yards wide, and it's part of the hole, Graham said. With the double part of the hole, Graham said.

With the double part of a hole buddy. Yeah, the hole is beautiful. The view is beautiful and the smell takes it all the way. Oh, my right fellas? That's what that's what you mean. That's what that's what you meant. That's what you meant. That's what you meant. I was talking about. Yeah. I was that's what, that's what you meant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. that. that. that. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. or a pussy hole. Is that what you meant? That's what you meant. That's what you meant. Yeah, that's right. I retract my laugh.

I remember this was a family show. Uh, John John Boone Dean says the lakes in the area are reclaimed sewer water, which have to be treated chemically. It is believed the lake at the sixth hole isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't the the the the lake at the sixth hole isn't being properly treated. Dump him. I'd properly treat that hole. I'd properly treat that hole so good. Which is causing the stitch. Sometimes it gets so bad.

She says residents can't go outside. Put a peg on your nose. Have you ever seen a cartoon or a children's movie? Put a big silly peg on it. What's the problem? A big wooden peg that's one of those ones that's just got like a cut down the middle. There's no spring involved in it. Your hole isn't being treated properly,

you need a peg. Yes, that written on a tea tow. Quote, when I first heard about it, I, when I first heard about what it was, I contacted our local member, Lauren Tomachoff, and she got right on it and began to investigate what was going on, Johnson Bodine said. The number of complaints continued to increase, so Helena and several others also met with the then country club general manager last September to try and find a solution. Quote, when neighbors we're all in a partnership we all want to succeed, she said. Spaceship Earth, we're all in this together. It's not traditionally how neighbors work. We all want to succeed at just

like life generally at not smelling. We're all on that grindstinty. Like you are the people the members of that residential neighborhood and the country club you just want to succeed you just want success. Right. I also like I said I alerted my member and she got right on it and now years later nothing has shifted. It's actually way worse. We want everything to be beautiful. We want the golf course to be successful.

What can we do to help you? He said he was for it and when I followed it up, he ghosted me and I never heard from him again. Hmm. That's awesome. for it and when I followed it up, he ghosted me and I never heard from him again. That's awesome. Just like calling up your local member. He's like yeah, oh no, sorry, this is the country club, general manager. Yes, I hear you. I hear what the problem is, I hear how you're feeling. Those feelings are very valid as a response to what's occurred. Let's take a solutions and empathy-based approach, and we're going to work through this together in a way that suits us both.

Bye! Bam! Slam the phone down in the cradle. Never talk to her again. Do not ever let that person's call through again. All right, I'm off to shit in the hole. Residents say they're at a standstill and that the smell is lingering now sometimes stronger than ever. Twelve news reached out to the Arrowhead Country Club and owner, Arcus Golf, sent a statement

that says, quote, okay, that's a company, not a person. Yes, golf is not mad. So like the legendary Pokemon who invented golf. We are currently working with Arizona Lake and Pond Management LLC. Incredible, to address the issue. Based on advice for these experts, we've been treating the lake to eradicate algae and reduce its ability to grow. We are currently awaiting lab results from lake water samples to more fully understand the root cause or causes of the unpleasant odor. During this process we have been in contact with the city of Glendale, the club's membership and nearby residents keep them informed of the

actions we are taking. We have to have a solution in place within a couple of weeks. Quote, I mean they say they're they're they're they're their their they're their their their their their the say they're trying. Frustrated though I guess the results because they haven't happened yet, said Graham. Residents are now left waiting. Their patience though is running out. Enough is enough, Johnson Bodine said. Let's fix it and we can move forward. We're hoping they'll pay attention and instead of putting a band-aid the problem and prevent it from happening again. What's the band aid solution to this this this thine, like thine, like thine, like thine, like thine, thine, like the thine, thine, the thine, thine, thine, thine, thine, thine, thine, thine, thine, thine, tho, tho, the, the the tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they they the, the, the, they're the thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. Grea, the, it from happening again. What's the band-aid solution to this like a can of a can of Glen 20 with like the nozzle

sticky tapes down, walk away? Going to your local reject shop and then spending like 20 bucks on those $2 packets of incense that are called like money success and dragon strength and weed and yeah just light a couple of those around the edge you'd be fine it smells really nice like golf somewhere else yeah I just don't get a real hobby vote with your wallet you know yes yes they would close up that hole instantly if everyone started going to a competing golf course yeah well lean into it the American the American Town's Lovergy Gimic. This is Stinky Town USA. Oh my god, America's Stinkyest Hole? Oh my god. America's stinkiest hole? Oh yeah. That's a million dollars in the bank. You got to go have a sniff, a hundred percent. Yeah, I went to Arrowhead Country Club and all I got to

do is sniff the hole. I got my hole out at the Arahead Country Club. Fuck at hell. Yeah, honestly, we should like Nathan for you style arrange this for them, except it's actually a good idea that will make them a ton of money. Yeah. Fuck. Just the to the the their thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th i it's th i it's th is th is th is thi thi thi thi thi that that that th for them, except it's actually a good idea that will make them a ton of money. Yeah. Fuck. Just send him a t-shirt design. Yeah, it's free. Just think about it. Yeah, this is, I assembled some clip art assets.

All the text is in Jokerman. And I think you're going to like what you see. We do it in two colors. Calvin the Hobbs, pissing into a hole. He's pissing on a golf course that has a hole that doesn't stink to indicate how bad of an idea that is compared to having a golf course with a hole that just fucking reeks. You give the residents a little like, you give them a hundred bucks a year,

a little bit of walking around money. Hi, I'm Tiger Woods, and I know a thing or two about golf and holes. And when I want the stinkiest hole I can find, I head straight to Arrowhead Country Club. This ad cost our entire budget for the year. We will make this back by 2060. Hopefully the hole is stinkier by then and more people come because I think that'll be proportional. I think that was technically an episode of the podcast, Buntavista, thank you, the listener for joining us,

and thanking you first, because you really are the most important part of this process. Without you, we'd just be four people having a conversation. So true. Oh, that sounds awful. Yeah, you can't do that. Four friends talking. That'd be horrible. Terrible. James, your book just came out, I believe.

The next big thing, yeah. Yeah, available in all good bookstores or online if you would like to get it online. It's a little romantic comedy. It's actually, you know what, it's not a million miles away from a town try to make themselves America's stinkiest hole. It's not, that's pretty good as a lead into it. Are you doing the like the book bookshop to, I'm mostly asking this out of personal interest because I want to know if you're coming up to Avid, but are you doing the in stores and readings and stuff as well? Yes, so particularly around Sydney right now we're doing a bunch of in-store stuff. I'm doing a launch in Melbourne on the 23rd of February at the Wheeler Center that's going to be a big fun comedy night that will then come to Sydney later and probably Brisbane and a bunch of writers festivals and stuff like that. So if you're around just keep

an ear out and I'll be there. All right we've all got stuff going on. Yeah we've all got go on. Yeah, we've all got projects. Yeah, we're launching a bunter coin. You've got to make a ton of money off that guy. I mean you're you're all going to make a lot of money when you buy the bunter coin, right? Yes, sorry, yes. Yeah, that's right. Money for everyone. You're about to become rich as fuck. James, which of the social media sites are you still actively using? Oh, Instagram, I guess. Jam Colley on Instagram and on Twitter. But if I'm there, you know it's not gone well for me.

I'm just like very bored in a situation. Yes, that's no good. Any of you now long defunct podcasts rebooting at any point that people should keep an eye on for or yep absolutely not no they can watch gruein on ABC eye view enjoy that. Do they ever put you on camera do they ever like cut to you holding a clipboard going woo- like when someone does something goofy? That's outrageous! Yeah. I think I've been on camera at once playing a janitor at the end of the season closing down the set that is the only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're their their their their their their the their the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their a janitor at the end of the season closing down the set. That is the only on-camera work I've done for them.

Nice, that's the absurdity skill set. Thank you so much for joining us, James. Thank you again, the listener. I'm going to thank you twice. It is freemium freebrewery, which means you're finding that annoying and it's not enticing you to subscribe to the patron, just mark it as play at the moment the second one pops up in the feet, all right? We're not trying to ruin your life. We're trying to rule the day. You don't have to listen to both. If you don't like it, if you don't like it, if you listen to both of them. Listen to both and send Ben an email in real time. Mailbags put to vista just explaining how it annoys you and why.

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