Boonta Vista - EPISODE 334: Shot Like A Dog In The Back Of A Tim Hortons

Episode Date: February 18, 2024

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rollercoaster with no problems whatsoever, the hardest choice a Spliftie will have to make, and the soulful yearning of those who can recall their past lives. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Buntavista episode 334. I'm Theo Fontainelles, and I'm the headmaster and CEO of this, the Buntavista Daycare Centre, a place of learning, a revenue stream, most importantly, a source of enormous federal subsidies for us. But if you were worried that this is just another one of those touchy-fee. a revenue stream, most importantly, a source of enormous federal subsidies for us. But if you were worried that this is just another one of those touchy-feely rainbow centers, a pipeline from preschool to welfare, well let me just say right up front that we are proudly anti-woke. We will take your younglings and shape them into productive and repressed members of society and we will do so at an enormous profit. So please, join me and step into our library.

If it's looking a little threadbare at the moment because our esteemed resources officer, Lulu Bongruffle, has been busily working through our collection, culling anything that could be considered even remotely woke. Lulu, can you tell us a little more about your QA process? Look, I just, I don't think kids need to know how to read. Because once they learn how to read, they're reading gender theory. They're reading critical race theory. Yeah. And all of the machines that they need to use have those little symbols on them. That's right. As well, so they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thin thin thin thin thi thi thi thi thi. I thin thi. I thin thin thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th th th th th th th th th th thi. I th th thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin. I thin. I to to teeeeeeeeeat teat teuu. teu. tell teeeat tell tell tell thin thin. thee they know where to and to not put their hands. Here, to me, is the most exciting part of the tour as we move to the workshop. And as always

here is our Chief of Labor, Benjamin Tusk Musk. To be a productive citizen is to produce. We believe that applies to daycare too. Benjamin, what have you got our younglings working on today? Well, as you know, we're not, we're to to to to to to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to daycare too. Benjamin, what have you got our younglings working on today? Well, as you know, we're not complete bastards, so we wanted to make sure that it was something that didn't involve too much arduous labor. We've got those number plate stamping machines for them. Yeah. And I find that if you can get sort of three or four toddlers to grab onto they can pull the thing down. Oh, their.. Oh, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thatl thatl thatl thatl thate, so, so that, so tho, so thate, so, so that, so tho, so tho, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so tho, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so th. So, so, so, th. So, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, thattodd, thattoddlea, thattoddlea, thattotauuuuu'a, thattoddla, thattoddla, thate, that, that, th toddlers love that. They love having a job. They're and they're enriched as well. Do you want to help? Stamp some number plates. Yes, yes, that's how you help society. And we're putting those on probably like the like the speeders and stuff that go through the sky. An unfortunate part of any child care. We're in the future? No, what are you talking about? We're putting the on what? We're in the present. There's fine cards. We're

now, what are you talking about? Pod races? All right, it's the pod races. We're getting our, this is the present, we're talking about the the center of excellence for our younglings. Yes. Yeah, and of course any, any child care, of course it's discipline. But fortunately we have our chief disciplinarian with us, the head of hitting, it's Jaja Binks. Can you talk us through your average day? Misa no like disrespect. So we're in the past then. We're in the past then. So we're in the past. We're in the past.

We're in the past. Far, far away. Far away. I think Jaja Bings would feel bad about it if he hit your children, to be honest. I think he'd love it. I think he was hit many times as a child. You notice it? No, you know if the other Gungens are like that?

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It's a fallback. And so we've been getting a lot of, a lot of pink fans coming through. where right near the position. It's a fallback. And so we've been getting a lot of pink fans coming through. You got absolutely slammed yesterday. Yeah, a lot of middle-aged women. A lot of middle-aged women. A few gay men. But not many.

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Hold it in the big pineapple. That's right. Uh, a bunch of middle-aged Sunshine Coast women traveling to Brisbane to see pink, that is nothing to report, because it happens, I think, annually. It's time for the nothing to report, report, report, report. It's the nothing to report, report, report, report. It's the nothing to report, report, report, report, report, report, report, report, then nothing to report, report, report. What happened?

Nothing. Shhh. So you should mind your fucking business. It's nothing to report, report, report, report. Nothing to report report report. Nothing to report report report report. Nothing to report report, report, report, report, report, nothing to report, report. This comes to us from the South Wales Guardian. No fault found on Oakwood theme park tree tops ride.

Oh, fantastic. All right. Yeah, dope. Do you reckon we could get a cinematic universe going around the South Wales Guardian. I think that's just South Wales. It's South Wales. The events depicted in the South Wales Guardian all take place for real in South Wales. I'm suggesting a superhero named the South Wales Guardian. Oh right. Okay. Oh oh South Wales Guardian of the Galaxy so. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And that's not... What are some of the differences we can... What would he sound like? What would he sound like? What would the? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? The the the the the the the the the the the the events? The the events? The the events? The the events? The the events? The the events? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the events? S.s? S.s? S. the the the the the the Galaxy sort of do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's not quite... I mean, what are some of the differences we can... What would he sound like? What would he sound like? What would he sound like?

I can't do a Welsh accent. No, I haven't got it. All right, moving on. The Health and Safety Executive has concluded its findings into an investigation of a ride at Pembrickshire's Oakwood theme park. Two people were taken a hospital with minor injuries after an incident in October 2022, which involved a man and a child, understood to be his daughter. I mean you should probably know by now it's been two years. Yeah, understood to be as... Yeah, can you ask?

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It just took a little bit of the roller coaster away. Just a little slice of the roller coaster like. Put it under a microscope. Yeah, put it on a little slide. Looked under there, burnt part of it in the flame of a Bunsen Burma. Burma? Berma? Hmm. It has now said that no fault was that no that no that no that no that no that no that no that no that no that that no that no that and that no further action will be taken against Oakwood theme park. Cool.

Great. That looks nice. I just put that piece of the ride back in. Rider era. Just by himself. He just kind of did that. It's not like a, you know, it won't happen again because he just did it. Yeah.

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Wadlow went on a roller coaster? Holy shit, he's never coming out. If what's that really tall basketball player? Jack Reacher? Jack Reacher. As far as I understand. If Jack Reacher could fall. He went on the tree tops coaster, he would have been fine. If he went to Pembrokeshire, he would have had the time of his life. I wouldn't like to be the person sitting next to the tall Jack Reacher in the seat next to him because he'd be getting flung around you'd be getting squashed it'd be like being in the backseat of the car with your big brother all over again as he plays corners

squishes how to be you know squashed under Jack Reacher that'd be awful with his hands the his fists the size of hams as they're frequently described in the books. Oh, sorry. Have you ever seen some of the Shire asked names they've got for places around Pembrokeshire? Yeah, I was actually just looking there yesterday. Withy Bush Hospital. Lampston. Merlin's Bridge. Come on, yeah. Lower Freysdrop.

Pope Hill. Uh, and it goes on like this. It's delightful. Wellwin's Castle. Oh, that's nice. Drewdston. Come on. Are the Hobbit's meant to be Welsh?

Yeah. Is that the deal right? Is that why they like that? Now, were Hobbits Welsh coded? Were Hobb it coded? I think it goes both ways. I think that if you're one and you give the other, your low-key coded as the other one. Zuma must fucking hate us. This is like... I don't think they're listening to it. No worry. Yeah, they're too busy on their iPads.

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might have caused the incident, and no further HSE action will be taken. Both the ride operator and the injured person have been informed of our decision. It has understood that all theme park and fairground rides are subject to an annual inspection as a matter of course. The 26 feet high tree tops ride was one of the longest established in the park, which opened in the the tree tops, made its way through woodland at a top speed of around 22 miles an hour. I was watching a little POV.

You are on a slowish roller coaster. Going to like 35Ks an hour through the treetops. That's nice. And then it takes a corner, it's softly banks. You turn to your daughter and you say, don't worry, we're perfectly safe. Look at the thing. I don't even need this seatbelt. Although the ride was not an operation during the 2023 season and was not advertised on Oakwood's website it is currently being featured ahead of the 2024 season. Oakwood theme park which is

owned by the Spanish leisure operator as pro has been contacted for a comment. So don't worry about it. I like how there's no explanation. It's not like, oh, this guy did anything. Sometimes things just happen. Sometimes things just fucking happen. If you spend your whole life questioning why things happen, you're never going to do anything. Stop trying to explain everything.

Leave some mystery. There's some joy in this world. How about the loser away? Sometimes a guy's just going to fall out the top of a roller coaster. Except the mystery. It's that easy. Look, but sometimes we do have questions, and often we pose them to Lucy. It's time for paging Dr. Lucy. If you find that you are having a little relationship trouble Just to pick up your telephone and dial it on the double You call one eight hundred three one seven five one five now your page and I couldn't say This is from thank all right okay. Thanks Ben this is from our slashthank... all right, okay thanks Ben. This is from R slash Stone Swifties.

Hell yeah, brother. Yeah. Huh? Ah, slash stoned Swifties. What strain are you hitting for the tortured poets department release? Wow, yeah. Yes. Just curious about whether anyone has specific strains they like for just listening to music or even Taylor specifically if you're that nuanced. I've been getting stoned for her album drops ever since folklore, but I don't have a particular strain of choice yet. So, spliffty's. Do you have a favorite strain for a Taylor listening sesh? Weed rules.

It's so cool. It's so cool. Yeah, there is a lot of fucking people. A lot of splifty's. Splifty's has left me less happy than before I knew. I didn't like saying it. You know, we were talking the other day about how when someone you don't like finds like a really good pardon and they get to use it. I feel like this is a case of that. Splifties is incredibly, incredibly economical. Yeah.

So what are we smoking for the tortured poets department job fam? Because you got to pick the right strain right. I'm thinking a hybrid personally you know I want to be in that sort of good energy creative the the the the the the the the the the the the the the threat threat the threat the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to the to to the to the to the the the. I the. I they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's is they's is they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they they they they they th. th. they th. th. the. the the the the the to to to to to be to to be teat to teat teat teat. toe. I te. I to to to to to to theat. I they're they're they're they're the right strain, right? I'm thinking a hybrid personally, you know, I want to be in that sort of good energy creative state, but I also want to feel a little bit relax. I'm thinking a glass of wine. Yeah, just personally. And like any sort of off-script medication as well or... Maybe a little opiate you got from a friend. Yeah, yeah, that might be nice. I think I'm hitting that super silver haze before I put the era's tour 4k rip on again. Yes, you know, absolutely. Maybe just like, you know, you just come across a sort of a subculture you never really thought to think existed. Yeah, but then you know that bit from like the start of the social network where where it there there's like there's like there th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho thi thi thi the might might might tho- that might might might that might that might might that might that might might that might that that that that that that might might thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thithink existed. Yeah. But then, you know that bit from like the start of the social network,

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Judging by... No, my, my niece, I think she's 13, 14, she's 14. She's 14. She's in... She's down here, she's swifting it up. You're getting swifty with it. God. Is she going to be a spliter, you reckon?

Does she have that look about her? Um, look. Look. Yep, yep. No, probably not. I'm Taylor Swift actually. Yeah, and that's fine. I'm a woman at a certain age, so. You love Taylor Swift, but you hate weed. That's right. He's sort of the natural enemy of these people. Yeah. That's a phenomenon from the regular world. Sometimes we talk about phenomenons from the other world. It's time for paranormal watch. Can we have like a, I want to believe style stinger somewhere at some point? I don't remember. For crypted watch maybe? I don't know, we've been doing this long fucking time.

You guys know about past lives, about reincarnation, about soul journeys and soul contracts? Oh boy, do I. For sure. 100%. Because the soul is eternal. And you know, we're all just on a voyage here. And then when we die, our energy goes back out into the universe, and then when we die our energy goes back out into the universe and then sometimes the universe spits us back out in here as part of our ongoing spiritual journey. Yeah and this is a nasty style. Yeah and it's actually pretty

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That's kind of like why I'm a bit crazy now. Yeah. Yes, I was a samurai, and then I was a different samurai with bigger muscles. Yeah. Yeah. Race car driver. Pretty dope. Wizard. All the good shit. I was one of the good popes.

Oh, you're one of those good popes. Yeah. that was athat pope was all right. That was a pretty decent Pope. Says here, he S to D. They used to do that. Yeah. And he wasn't in the Hitler Youth, which is pretty uncommon for popes. So here's just a bunch of posts taken from, so people that are really tapped into this phenomenon that are monitoring this phenomenon

and then being gracious enough to tell us about it. First post here, who slash what do you think you were in a past life? Yeah. I just love talking about deep, thought-provoking concepts, shut up, and picking people's brains about cool ideas like reincarnation. So please, I'm curious. What do you think you were in a past life? I've never done any sort of past life aggression therapy, but I just have always had this intuitive feeling that I was a male in my most recent past life. I can't explain how I know this.

I just do. Also I believe I was named Cecile at some point in the past life. I've always resonated and had crazy coincidences with this name. I also think I regularly was some sort of leader in past lives. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Me too. I was President Kennedy. Yeah.

. Or just someone who like to lead. It's just interesting these feelings I get. I feel like it's a crazy coincidence, Lucy. I was Lee Harvey Oswald. You're Andrew Garfield. I was President Garfield and Garfield. I feel most of the Garfields that there are.

It's just interesting these feelings I get. I feel like my past lives are constantly whispering their personalities to me. It's so strange. Now, I went through everyone's answers to this from that thread and I've given them as brief summaries here for you. Nazi tank commander. Okay, what gives you that vibe about yourself? I wonder. They were called Friedrich and they're in a Panzer division in World War II. Another person here was a World War II Dutch resistance fighter who was quote taken out back and shot like a dog. Okay. And he also, so I'm quoting him, but he is also quoting his past life. So that's a double direct quote. Right. How is he passing, how is he, shot like a dog? Did he say that

before he was shot? I think someone said that about him. Oh, you're about to be shot like a dog? Yeah. to be shot like a hund. Hound, yeah. Gossuntite. So on so forth. Quote, some sort of priest or warlock. Yes, totally. Me too. Okay. Some sort of hedge, druid.

Some sort of a little sort of little city. A cleric. And I've come up with a thing that has never existed. Some sort of white witch doctor. I think in a past life I may have been an orc. I've got a very clear image, very clear image coming through. I'm six foot two white. I've got a treadlocks. I had a twin. Exactly like me. I'm six. I was a very, I'm six foot two. I'm a thi. I was very, I'm a very, I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a thi. I'm a thi, I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a dreadlocks. I had a twin. Exactly like me. I was very, very, very extremely cool. I was about as cool as you can possibly

be in the early 2000s. This person was someone who shot an arrow out of a castle window. Like that's a dividing track. That's all the detail they can provide. Yeah. Oh, and they had a wife. Okay. So they were married and they shot an arrow out of a castle window. Yeah. There's a person here who in a past life was Jewish.

Uh-huh. Okay. And there's another person that replied to them being like, I too feel like I was Jewish in a past life. Judaism has always resonated with me. I've always felt Jewish. Those other guys chiming in to go, I think I wanted to kill you in a past life. I was actually a Nazi tank commander named Friedrich. This guy, the Nazi tank commander has posted about being a Nazi tank commander, a tank commander an unbelievable amount of times. Very awesome. Oh, he shouldn't be doing it. Don't do that, man.

Don't be proud of, when you have a past life aggression and it turns out, you were a Nazi tank commander, that's a you thought. Keep that shit to yourself. Maybe his life just sucks now and he like believes in karma. Yes. Oh, a lot of people are just, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, th. When. When. When. When. When. th. When. When. th. th. th. When, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. to. to. to. to. to. toda. toda. toda. toda. too. to. tha. thea. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. When, tha. did in the past life but I had an unbelievable karmic debt. Okay. Well so I saw someone post just be like hey guess what guys today I settled my karmic debt I'm free from Kaba. Oh! Congratulations. Can you do that? Yeah I guess hundreds of lifetimes and then in this one where you're like living in the fucking 21st century dicking around on the computer is the one where you settled an entire lifetime. That must be such a weight off their shoulders. You must be fucking bouncing down the street when you walk.

Zero gravity. Holy fuck. Someone here was a lawyer who died in a plane crash. All right. Yeah. Oh, I didn't include this one, but there's a guy who's done quite a lot of posts about being a person named William who died in 9-11 after working on the 17th floor of the South Tower, I think. And then everyone in the replies is like,

oh you know we have like a full list of everyone that died, we've identified every single person now. Yeah, like that wasn't that long ago. There's a couple of Williams here and like none of these match what you say. Interesting though. Yeah, that's fascinating. Another person here who is a brigand. Oh, that's cool. Like sort of like a roving brigand kind of. Yeah. A ne'er-do-well, highwayman kind of figure maybe. Okay. And finally we have someone from Seattle. Oh, how exciting. Everybody thinks there's something cool. Is that what it's called? The Space Needle? Yeah. Yeah. I've been in the space needle. I've been to the space needle too. I was watching that movie, the Paralax View the other night. And that starts with someone getting assassinated at the space needle. It looked much cooler then. It looked much. It th. It th. It's th. It's that. It's that. Oh. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's exciting. It. It's exciting. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that's that's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's exciting. It's that. It's that. Needle too. I was watching that movie, The Parallax View, the other night, and the starts with someone getting assassinated at the Space Needle.

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They didn't see the Finn was like, hey, hey, hey. He doesn't know what's going on in the movie anyway. Yeah, you guys know what's their only language. Yeah. They're just like, they in this room now? They probably walked from the other room, dude. Why is it nighttime? I have to explain this. The natural flow of the day. We're probably going to find out later when someone brings it up as a plot point. Oh, the sun is set now. See there. Yeah, nothing for a, yeah, nothing happens by a mistake in these. You just watch carefully. You see if you work it out Yeah, it's a puzzle for you to solve while you watch cars too

Here's another post. I feel like I was American in a past life Oh, sorry if this is not posting in the right place. I rarely post on Reddit so apologies in advance ever since I was a child. I've been drawn to the USA and its culture. Pretty weird. Pretty strange. I was born in London, UK, thank you for clarifying, and lived my entire life here, but I couldn't quite grasp British culture. As a child I watched countless American movies in the early 90s and early 2000s, invoking a strange feeling of nostalgia. That's so weird. That's so bizarre to, like, that's so strange that's so strange. It. It. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's weird. that's weird. that's th. thi. thi-uhed. that's weird. that's weird. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to thi. to to to to to to to to to to theeeeeeateat. to. to. thi. thi. thi.s, invoking a strange feeling of nostalgia and home.

That's so bizarre to, like, that's so strange that someone would be like in the American cultural genre, you know? In the 90s in 2000. Yeah. Everything was American until it all became British for like a five-year period. Nostalgic for stuff that you like watched, starting in your childhood. It would be really, really odd. I used to only watch American sports, too.

In my teens, I started using MySpace, and all my friends there were American. Around the same time I discovered I had cousins in New York, one of the places I had dreamed of going to as a child. I was pretty happy to know I had American family members. Fast forward to when I was 21, I booked my first trip to the USA, specifically New York. From the flight there to arriving it felt like I was going home, and I couldn't figure out why. Landing in New York and seeing the skyline for the first time, I was in awe at how amazing it seemed to me. Although I planned to stay for five days, I ended up staying for over two weeks because I didn't want to leave. I felt truly happy, excited, driven, like I've never felt before.

When I eventually had to return to the UK, I felt like I was being forcefully taken away from my home. I felt home sick for weeks, even depressed. I've never felt this when leaving the UK. I've never felt this when leaving the UK. You're on holiday. I think you said a nice time on holiday. Yeah. Yeah. That's the feeling you get when you got to go back to the UK. Oh no.

You can also move as well. Yeah, you can leave other places. Yeah. You can become an American. You just got to win the dream. Just go marry one. Yeah. Whatever happens first. I wish, I wish I could like dream things or think things and go, there's an important connection made here. Like, people's lives must be like legitimately full of wonder, right? Like, I dreamt the other night that the word semi as in semi-erect was pronounced

Sempe. semi as in semi-erect was pronounced sempi as a you've got a sepi. What does it mean? But I'm not going to change my life about it. Okay, except that might mean that you've shifted into the semi-dimension. Oh, I'm in the sempi dimension. Yeah. I think you previously were in the... Or... In a previous life, I was...

I think maybe it's a Donny Darko style tangent universe where you popped out into the Sempe dimension while you were sleeping and then you come back into the semi-dimension. Yeah, and I don't feel at home here. Yeah. You believe on the Sempy dimension. Anytime I like, I like have to say the words, you know, that's just a semi-erect penis, you know, that guy's

got a semi, you can see his semi through his shorts. So I just feel like there's something, like the words. You know semi is used in like a lot of other contexts. Yeah, but that's for like, those were still called semis. It's only the context of penis. Yeah, I've got a sempi. Yeah. The guy's got a sempi over there. I'm samping for you. Yeah, you see that guy got like twirked on and he got a sempi? And then he comped. You don't see that video from a couple of weeks ago that was the guy

at the twirking competition who came in his pants and everyone room is talking about. He comped. Yeah, he is. What he might say in the other. That's great. He come at his pants! He come at his pants! Imagine, that guy looked pretty pleased with himself. Yeah, he wasn't embarrassed at all. From his body language, yeah. Clearly having a good time.

What a strange video. Theo on the Mandala effect subreddit. Didn't it used to be Sempe? I'm pretty sure. As in the Semper erect? Not like semi-trailer. Semi-circle? No, just just erections. Since that trip, I've had two relationships both with Americans. To you're a chaser. Yeah. Yeah. Trying to get that green card. Yeah. Well, yeah, or, you know. I just, I don't think you can single out for nationality.

Like I think if it was, I don't know, it's weird. That's weird to me. I don't like that. I haven't dated another Brit since I was 20. I've been back to the US more than 12 times, with seven of those times being in New York, and four of them in the past year. You can move. You gotta fucking move, like the flights have got to be killing you. I know it's closer, but that's no brain.

I presume you're white. You just get up and move. Yeah, they'll't. English speaking white? They don't. Get on in here. Have a lovely time. No, I'm just kidding, sir, get in. I am white, but I feel like I used to be really cool. Yeah, I'm drawn to, uh... I was like a musician, maybe? Like maybe in Jamaica. Oh, you're looking at the palette of Coca-Cola that I have over the back there. Yeah, that's just, I don't like I I I I I I I th like like like like like like like like like like like like like like I th like I th like I'm like a like a th like a th. I'm like a thrown like a thrown like a thrown like a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thi that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi ti ti te thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiCola that I have over the back there. Yeah, that's just,

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Knowing this person must be fucking exhausting. Jesus. When I'm there, my family and friends have always complimented me on how well I fit in and how I can get around by myself. As if I already knew the place. It's a great. No one has said that. No one has said that. It's a fucking grid. I'm on 12th and I need to be on 10th.

I'm going to just walk in the direction of 10th. You are fine. Hmm. But I know every word of the US national anthem. That can't be true. You know the words. You're lying. You went to school in the UK. You absolutely know the fucking words. You might also know the US one, because we all know too much about America from cultural asmosis.

Yeah, I don't have to know the words by the rockets red glare, which I do because of movies and TV, the same fucking way you do, and also because you sit there at night in your room watching YouTube lyric videos of the American National Anthem singing along, single tear rolling down your cheek while you hug a stuffed bald eagle. When I'm there, I feel truly myself. Living in the UK, I always feel depressed and not at home. It's because the sun never comes out. It's because you don't have a sun. It's because you're in the UK.

Yeah. You have said. Yeah. You're discovering flavor and sunlight. Yeah. Sunshine and a warm meal. Oh, there's been different colors for food. Incredible. Oh my God. he went to Katz' deli once. He got a big, fucking pastrami on rye or whatever, and he's just like, I can never go back.

Just don't make me go back! I've told they don't sound that British by many Americans. I can't seem to the- Yeah, you sound so British. You sound so British. You sound so fucking British. You sound so British. You're from Manchester and everyone knows. Everyone.

Well, they probably think you sound Australian. Yeah, because Americans are also accent blind. They're so fucking bad at accents. Yeah, they don't care and they don't care to know. Everywhere I went in America, they were like,, you're English. Oh, you're German. What are you fucking talking about? Except for that lady in Holbrook, Arizona, who had watched every season of McLeod's daughters. She knew I was Australian.

Clout's choice. Yeah, she picked that instantly. I feel like I'm living there in my head, but my body is living here here here here here, thua, thua, thua, thua, thua, thua, thia, thia, thia, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, that, th, that, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and that, that, that, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, thi, thi, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, like, they're, they're, like, like, they're, they're, like, they're, they're, they're,, but my body is living here in the UK. Yeah, I mean that's, you probably got it. You're in your imagination, actually. You're just like thinking of another place. I couldn't do anything that gives me that desperate feeling of home. Now, before anyone bashes me, I'm, I think that here they noticed it like verbal, verbal bashing, not in the... Now before anyone kicks the shit out of me. I know the US is far from perfect and I've been there many times,

so I know more than anyone about the issues there. Do you fuck off? Anyone? Have you ever had to use the health care system? Ten times, yeah. Have you ever gotten like lead poisoning from drinking your town's tap water and then not been able to go to the hospital because there's nothing like in network Like hundreds of kilometers. Oh, I'm sorry miles But I can't help that it feels like home to me and always has. What prompted me to write this was the fact that I got on TikTok and the first video I saw was of Newport Beach in California.

They invoked the strongest feelings of home and I started feeling homesick. Is it New York or California? Yeah. They're a California person. Basically the same thing. Yeah. Also, hey, you ever seen a video of a beach and go, I'd rather be there than, Go, I wish I was the beach. Then here where it's always raining and like my toes all have frostbite.

Yeah, I'd rather be there than Mercyside. Yeah. This led me to researching past lives and I read some other people's experiences. I'm honestly shocked that other people experienced the same thing. Sorry for the long post by the way, no thank you. I mean, right, actually. Yeah. Hey, I went, uh, I went in search for validation for all of the things that I thought, and you'd never believe what I found on the internet. I went to crazy people. that everyone on there agreed with me that told me that I was correct. Here's another one. Does anyone else here feel super close? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. I th. I thi. th. I thi. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I the the the the thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. connect to a culture that they're not a part of? Yeah, I find that I myself I think I've got a deep honor.

Yes. Inside of me. I think I belong in Nihon. Yeah, I followed the code of Bushido. And I always have ever since I was five. You guys enjoy anime? Ever since I've discovered this country called Armenia, whenever I would go on Google Maps or even see photos of our media,

it would make me feel these such super strong intense sentimentary melancholy and melancho- Yes, this is, this wasn't a thing I had to joke. It makes me feel the such super strong intense sentimental melancholy and nostalgia feelings. Even though I never really heard of the country before or have Armenian ancestry, I became so deeply infatuated by it and started learning about the history, culture and language, which made me even more infatuated by it. Okay. Ever since then, I had many dreams of visiting Armenia, America. I even had this one dream where I visited this random small little town in the middle of nowhere. Then months later, when I went back on to Google Maps to further explore Armenia, I came across the exact small little town, the one that looked exactly like it did

in my dream. And this was before I didn't know it existed. I am. Have a dream of Armenia? Never. Yeah. And then when I got into astro cartology, I've noticed that I have an IC line running straight through Armenia, which could possibly mean that I had a past life there. Cartology. What a... Cartology. What a... Does he mean astro cartography?

Astro cartography, I believe, yeah. So it's how you use your birth chart from astrology and it places like lines across the globe where your soul might have traveled, I guess. Oh my god, guys, if you go to Astro.com, put your birth data entry into AstroDinst. Astrodinst. There's lots of places of connection.

Oh my god, there's so many fucking places of connection. Which one's the strongest one? How the fuck am I? I see? We're looking for the I see? That's what that other person was looking for. What's that one? With harmonious aspects and with disharmonious aspects. Okay. Harmonious, surely. I want harmonious. What do we learn? Oh Turkmenistan. Yeah we're talking. Okay. Can anyone else here relate feeling feeling super close or deeply infatuated and connect to a country or a culture

that you're not a part of? That last guy. You two would probably be great friends. Here's another one. I miss France and I've never been there and have zero ties with it whatsoever. Yeah. I am spiritually French. Haven't started quite again. This person is about to have the most severe case of Paris syndrome that anybody has ever had. I don't know what's been happening with me lately. Even though I've always had a liking for the French language, it's taken a really intense form lately. This has been happening after I came across a French song, Clandestina by La Teist.

I listened to it while being completely stoned and it hasn't left my conscience ever since Okay, yeah, okay. I feel a severely vague feeling of nostalgia for France. I feel like I was French at a particular point of time of time when they're French. No one is French throughout time forever. No one is french people are existing in time, yes. I am perpetually French. I have once and always been a Frenchman and will always be. I'm kind of the French eternal. I miss France even though I've never been there. French seems like my own tongue. I even understand bits of it without ever being exposed to the language.

That's crazy. Me too. It's because it probably has its roots in the same languages. Yeah, I got one of those spirit photos taken and my aura was smoking a disgusting cigarette. Yeah, in the photo I was wearing a striped shirt but there were no stripes on my shirt on the day. Holding some kind of long bread. I miss the French culture without ever being a part of it. I don't mean... You just like French stuff. Oh you miss it. Oh I wish I could be back in France spiritually hanging out with the French doing France stuff. I not only acknowledge the out with the French, doing France stuff. I not only acknowledge the history, the revolutions, but I feel like my own people were a part of them. French feels like my own tongue. France feels like my long-gone home.

You probably bring like some of France to you, try, like, for example, a French coffee. Yeah. And if you like that, maybe you're onto something. Yes. Yeah, give that a batch. One sip of that disgusting molasses. Uh, here's another one. Are these signs of a past life? Hello. No. Well, I can say that now.

But we're here to say yes. Yeah. Hello. This is my first post here. And I'm not so familiar with the topic of afterlife and reality. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. th. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. to. that. to. to. to. to. to. to. that. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th., and I'm not so familiar with the topic of past slides, even though I've been interested in the topic of afterlife and reality. So I've been getting this overwhelming sense of nostalgia, so strong that it makes me somehow sad or nervous. Where I have gotten the nostalgia from is basically early 2000 or even the end years of 90s products, media and pictures. Holy fuck. That far back in the past? Are you kidding me? That's crazy, dude.

But not only that, but specifically Japanese media products and pictures. Yes, yes, yes. We've got a word for people like you. Yeah. Past life regresses. I have found some images in my mind also of what the place looks like. And the closest thing that I have found some images in my mind also of what the place looks like. And the closest thing that I have found that is close to my imagination is some beach slash coast areas in Okinawa, Japan. I have always been interested in Japanese culture and media. So I don't want this to sound weird. It could be somewhere else too, but since the nostalgia comes from Japanese media, I thought it could be there. The place where the current me has never been but feels nostalgic toward. It could be somewhere else in East Asia too. As long as I was Asian.

Some kind of Asian. Yeah. What kind of straw is in this hat do you think? The area is close, like right next to a beach, a coast slash beach city I think. The atmosphere is warm and there are a lot of apartment buildings. Wide apartment building is one that is super nostalgic to me. I don't know what to make of it. I was born in 2003, uh, brackets, can my potential past live be so close slash overlap my current life? Sure, if you want. Why not? I think if your soul can travel through space, it could probably travel through time as well.

I don't think that's like a big concern. That's not crazy. But also like it can also do it just a little hop. Yes, a little bit sleepy from the last life. You know, I'm just going to jump 10 years full. Real close. Yes. Souls don't believe in borders. I think. Yes, souls without borders. I was born in 2003 and I live in Finland. What do you mean you're born in 2003? What are you a child? You're five? Yeah. Tell me what you remember about 9-11 right now. I think you guys might skip the most important part here. This person is Finnish. Born in Finland. I was born in Finland. This is a...

But I yearn for the beaches of Japan. That's right. I'm from Okinawa. What do you reckon those Finnish anime dubs are like? No, they're doing subs for sure. They're absolutely not doing dubs. Yeah. So not in a warm air air at all, and there isn't ocean close to me. And the nostalgic images I have, I'm in my early 20s in those. What do you guys think? I think you're a Finnish weeb. That is my diagnosis. Solid diagnosed, done. As a soul doctor. Not the first, it won't be the last. No. One more post for you here. This one is titled, Hitler? Yeah, let's see whether this is going. Go on.

It's one sentence. Whenever I think of past lives, I wonder if Hitler reincarnated. Oh, surely, right? He must have. Because we're all on a soul journey. Unless he completed his soul journey, then maybe not. He might have escaped from the wheel of Censara. He might have broken the means.

Yeah, he broke him. I don't think he did. I don't think he did. Because of a little thing called World War II. You guys hear a bit of called World War II. You guys hear about it? There is an answer here from someone who says, There's a book titled, Conversations with Adolf Hitler by Michael L. Schuster.

Like most medium books, it should be taken with a grain of salt. However, the content of the book is pretty solid. It's a pretty interesting read. In the book, it says Hitler is now mostly redeemed in the spirit world. Oh. I wonder who's making that call. Right. Yeah. It says that it's fucked up to think about. Yeah.

It says that it didn't happen instantly and that Hitler spent a long time in what can be best described as hell. But hell is of our own making and made by ourselves. Yeah, those two things mean exactly the same thing. And also, it was us that made them. That's right. And the making of it was done by us as well also. The person who was primarily responsible for the making of my hell was, in fact, me. Hell, created by yours, truly.

The spirit of Hitler claims to have grown a lot on the other side. The spirit of Hitler. That's a terrible boat plane I've ever been on here. Yeah, it's a car fairy actually. You just hop on the spirit of Hitler and then you get on it, Davenport, you can get out of it somewhere in Victoria. The spirit of Hitler claims to have grown a lot on the other side but isn't quite ready to reincarnate yet. The book is written in the 1990s. So as of that writing, if we take the book as legit, then Hitler had not reincarnated. Possibly he's reincarnated since then.

That is a very... If we take the book as legit. Which we do, which we do, when we're going to.. It it. It it. It it. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's to. It's to. It's the to. It's the the the to. It's the the the the the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the other. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's thea. thi. thea. the the thea. the the the thea. the the the the other. the th. is a very legit. Which we do. Which we do. Which we do, we're going to. It's a given. That's a really weird understanding of time. So there's this eternal time that exists outside of our time that's not like synchronous with it at all, where souls like go back into that spirit world and then come back into any time. Why would time be passing at the same rate there that if something was true of Spirit World Hitler in the 90s, it might have changed since then? I don't, that just doesn't seem. Hold on, can I ask you guys a reincarnation question while we're getting some stuff straight for the podcast and its positions? Absolutely. So do you guys think that when somebody gets reincarnated, that like, you die somewhere in the world and then pretty much immediately you are reincarnated in the body of like somebody

who is being born somewhere else on the earth at that time, or perhaps you're a new aunt coming out of an egg if you were doing some shitty behaviors or whatever Or do you think that you go back into the universe for some unspecified amount of time Before returning to be reincarnated at some other unspecified point of time? I think it's the last one. Yeah, you don't think it's like it's like ask to us You know, it's tip-to-sail you're popping straight out? Yeah, no, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, th th th th th th th, or th th is th is th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to us. You know the tip of the tail, you're popping straight out. Yeah, now I think it's a sort of, you go back into the soul pool and then when an opening comes up, someone's picked out of the pool, and it's sort of first in, first out style style, style, style, style, style, style, style.

Yeah, sort of fifo-Souz situation. Fifo-Soul situation. I'm picturing in the afterlife someone's got one of those clickers that they use at nightclubs. Yeah, yeah, full at the moment. Just hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. And not with that. Oh, we're pretty full. She can come in. Yeah. No, she's actually just going to the toil after toil after toil after toil after toil after to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the after after after the after after the the the after the after the after the after the after the after the after after the after after their. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I I's. I I's. I's. I I I's. I I I's. I I I I's. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the after. I the after. I the after. I the after. I's the after. I's the after. I'm the after. I'm the after. I'm the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after the after theto the toilet, she's come back, he's gone for a smoke, sorry, yeah, no, I know, you're Indonesian now, off you go, bye-bye. See you next time. I'm sure many will object to the very idea of Hitler having gone through any redemptive process, but that's the claim of the book. It's to be clear, it's my book saying this,'s not me saying it. But what do you think? It's just the book that I read and we're presuming as true.

Now I did, I found a copy of this book on archive.org. I rented it. I have to rent it like it's from a library because of those those fuckers, that the Chuck Wendig's of the world that made archive shit. But I got it and I thought I would just read a little passage from the book here. This is Michael, this is the interviewer. The following question was asked by a friend in Central Florida. The world learned or should have learned from your reign of oppression, genocide and bigotry how to prevent the next antichrist from growing in power and what signs to look for.

The world will never be totally blind as it once was, thanks to the lesson you gave us. Wrong. You served as a teacher to all. Thank you, Hitler. Thank you. Don't clip this. How best can my prayers help you to grow, love and and enjoy light. What is your need, Hitler? What do I ask God to send you, Hitler? In Hitler response. So, just to be absolutely clear, what we're about to hear is from the eternal spirit of the soul that was at one point in history, the mad dictator of the Third Reich, Adolf Hitler.

I ask that you acknowledge that we are all God, and by looking within your heart for self-forgiveness, you forgive me as well. I seek nothing from humanity but self-love. This will move into my dimension faster than any prayer, and more specifically than any personal need I may have. Your meditation group is a beacon of light for me. Know that all such light seekers on your world will be bursting with love and comprehension in the near future.

It has been my desire to share this global awakening with you, but it appears that I will have to do so from a non-physical focus. What I created as Adolf Hitler can only be forgiven over much time. I'm greatly ashamed of what I perpetrated onto your world and did self-forgiveness that I seek. Your prayers help, but loving yourself helps even more. Thanks. Hitler. Point a finger, three fingers point back at you.

Yes. How can you learn to forgive Hitler? If you don't even know how to forgive yourself. Yes. Yes. Radical, self, love, and acceptance of who you are of the journey your soul is on right now will eventually lead to radical love and acceptance of the mad dictator of the Third Reich, Adolf Hitler, Chancellor of Germany, World War II, beer hall push, all that sort of stuff, all of that, yeah.

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Well yeah, I guess I do have some lines going through Siberia as well, actually. I'm a cold climate boy now. I think I was shot like a dog in the back of a Tim Hortons. I think that was definitely an episode of the podcast. Buntavis we learned so much. Thank you for joining us. It is still free me and free brewery. We're halfway through free brewery. So you're gonna get a couple more free bonus episodes. And if you've been enjoying having two a week, consider signing up to the patron. And if you haven't been enjoying having two week, you don't have to listen to them, okay? Pick one. Just leave him there. Just leave them there. Just toss a fucking coin. Pick one of the episodes and then th th th? Don't get angry at me because I'm in your ear too much.

I don't want to be. I like to be small. And I'm true sad. You mind your business and will mind our business. Just sort of snuggled up in your ear. Yeah, and I'm just whispering little stuff. Hedler. Forgive Hitler. Forgive Hitler. But because you've smoked too much weed. And you work at a crystal shop for giving it.

Don't clip a single fucking thing from this episode, please. Some of us have jobs. What a cool way to declare yourself morally superior to other people. Is it you're so nice that I forgive Hitler? I'm ready to forgive Hitler. Yeah. And Hitler's ready to forgive me. Yeah. Yeah. We are all each other's mothers.

Yes. I'm Hitler's mother. Hitler is mother. Hitler is mother. Don't. It is not mother, okay? We joke around a lot on this podcast. Sometimes we say things that sound absurd and they're jokes.

We don't think Hitler is mother. He's not giving not th does not th does not th does not th does not th does not th does not th does not th does not serve. th does not serve. th does not serve. th. th. th. th. th. to not th. to not th. to not th. to not thoe o' to to to tho o' to to to to to to to to to toe other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other. thoes other. thoes thoes thoes thoes th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. toe. the. th. the.that sound absurd and they're jokes. We don't think Hitler is mother. Hitler's not giving anything. He didn't eat it. Hitler does not serve, cunt. And he will not. Not even if he reincarnates is awful. Let's get out of here. Thank you for joining us to see on the bonus episode to say safe out there. Bye. Stay!