Boonta Vista - EPISODE 336: The Saddest Hardest Boner (with Grace Jarvis)

Episode Date: March 3, 2024

Comedian Grace Jarvis joins Lucy, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: Performing too well at your job as a professional wedding crasher, and the fine line between being pleasurably cucked and having your life fall apart. *** Check out everything Grace has going on right here: https://linktr.ee/gracejarvis *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

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and then I got distracted talking to you guys after the first two or three sentences, and I kind of lost the threat of it. I didn't realize it was written. I wouldn't have gotten involved with the Jason Mamoua chat if I knew there was a script we had to follow. Oh no, my part is written in the loosest sense of the phrase. You guys, it's all improv, it's play, it's clowning. Yes.

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The season openers are Breaking Bad. That'd be great. You remember that show? Nope. Also with me, it's the oiliest man on sand world. My sworn enemy, the king of the Nazi planet. It's comedian Grace Jarvis. Hello, I'm here.

I'm not a Nazi. Just up top to make it clear Just super on the on the page just just want to have that on the record Not a Nazi but you guys seen these June Popcorn buckets all the funcible ones. Who signed off on that am I right? I was just looking at a photo of a man at a June screening holding the With the shirt? The shirt that says, I'm just here to fuck the popcorn bucket.

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Hooten and Hollering. He's running the word! I went to see the Godfather at the cinema on Tuesday which I think is very funny to have a movie ticket that says the Godfather 2024. But because it was my birthday and they were showing it and my my bit was that like as my birthday present to myself I never have to hear another man say you've never seen the godfather before and I went to watch it. That movie is three hours long. I know that's the thing we know about that movie, but like, it's so long. And someone needs to teach those copulas how to kill their darlings,

but like, it is like very good, obviously, and it was fun to watch it in the cinema because we were all like laughing at the jokes and reacting and there were just two moments of the most intense racism anyone's ever heard and like three people around me. And you're laughing away. Like Robert De Niro in Cape Fear. Yeah, me and three people around me went, Jesus Christ! And I was like, this is fun, this is interactive.

That's how they used to think. It's genuinely good, like, not racist, seeing a movie with, with, like, not this is a novel observation, but like, there are definitely things that you will notice in a movie more just from seeing that everyone has responded in the same way. Like, I think there's a thing with like Paul Thomas Anderson movies, where he's insanely funny, and he writes a lot of jokes into movies that seem otherwise quite serious, that if you were watching them maybe alone you'd be like that's a weird line reading for that character to have done but then seeing them

with a group where everyone's laughing you're like, oh this is actually quite funny. Yeah. Sometimes you need to be reminded that jokes exist. Yeah, the realization the realization I had watching it was like it's not th. Itthis isn't a good, it's a very good movie, obviously, but the problem with movies that men hold up as the best pieces of art ever made, it's usually not that they're not good, it's that women aren't people in them. And that's part of why they don't appeal to us. Like, one of the few female characters in that movie, you're not

attached to her at all, but she turns up at a certain point and then she gets blown up in a car bomb and the whole cinema went, huh! And only because of the car bomb, not because we cared about that woman at all. I'm just looking at the IMDB top 100 here. Oh yeah. Is it the Godfather? I actually haven't seen it. Number one, shortshank redemption.

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American wife and then she gets blown the fuck up. Yeah, but we loved her so much of that brief time with that full moment. Diane Keaton's in that movie and no one cares. Like, she's not not doing a great job, but it's just, anyway. She's reduced to the point of being like, like the text almost dismisses her as being kind of naggy, even though she's kind of made to be like the conscience of the movie. Yeah, she's the only one with good fucking points, I have to say. But like the dude feeling of that movie is like, no, he's doing some cool gangster shit,

let him do his stuff. He's got to sort the family out, all right? The family's got to be done. There was also a moment where James Karnes, not to be this guy describing the godfather on a podcast, but James Karns' character is beating the shit out of his sister's husband for hitting her and he's like beats a shit out of him and also there's a few moments where he like punches and the folly is like he's been hit but like the fist doesn't connect and he is like if you if you touch my sister again I'll kill you and me and like three women around me said to the people we were with you have to kill him

now because say what you willto the people we were with, you have to kill him now. Because say what you will about the 21st century, our mothers really got the whole like, if he hits you once he will hit you again thing, stuck in our brains. So they were pretty naive in the 50s, I think. They were like, this will sort it out. No.

I'm sure it's not like a deep-seated psychological problem or like a just an evil that lurks him. It was like a one-time thing. Leave your sister in his care. She will be fine. He has been thoroughly told off. Yeah. Hey, uh, going your entire life without watching the godfather, that would maybe be a crime?

Lucy, it's time for Crime Watch. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! B- the baby! Hey! Genuinely can't tell at this point if that's the long version or the regular version. No idea. No idea. No idea. This is from KSL TV in Utah. This is from KSL TV in Utah. After mom was uninvited to Utah wedding, family hired man to crash it, charges say. That man was me. Fantastic.

What a job. I would fucking love that so. Do you love to be a wedding crasher? No, like the film the wedding crashes? No, more specifically a wedding or it could be any occasion, an occasion ruiner. Yeah, like to ruin it. Yeah, okay. Professionally. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't want to like get in there and hang out and need free food. I want to, want to be a wedding disruptor. Now you're a professional.

That like genuinely, just finding a way to be the worst possible person to the extent that going around around around to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be athe worst possible person to the extent that going around having fun and getting paid for it. Yeah, getting cash. Last fall, a Utah man was arrested after trying to disrupt a wedding ceremony near Moab by claiming bombs had been planted all around the area. Ah, that would disrupt it, yeah. That seems uncouped to me. Yeah, can you just go there and like cause a scene or something? Yes. Be like, they're sleeping together. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th seems uncouped to me. Yeah, that's not like a fun way to cause a scene or something? Yes, be like, they're sleeping together, just pointing at random couples in the room. Yeah, that rules. He's cheating on you. Dump him. Yeah, turning up and being like, we have been having an affair for years. We have never, I do not know this person, genuinely, I... How dare you? If it doesn't stick, move to another person, be like, I...

Try it on again. We've been exchanging hand jobs for 25 years. I've been pregnant with your child for a decade. Who knows what's happening there? Now investigators say that the man, Connor Freeman Sprague, beautiful name. Wonderful. Wondi- Wonderful. Wonde- Wonderful. thi. W. W. W. I???? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I, I, I, I, I have. I have? I have? I have? I have? I have? I have. I have? I have? I have. I have. I have. I have, I have, I have, I have thi. I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have. I have. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I? I? I, I, I? I, I, I have? I have? I have? I have? I have? I have? I have? I have? I have? I have. I have. I have? I have? I have thi. I have thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th that the man, Connor Freeman Sprague, beautiful name, was hired by the bride's estranged brother and brother-in-law to crash the wedding. Right? So the mum was spurned from the wedding, a mum was spurned from the wedding, the bride's estranged brother and brother-in-law.

They're an unlikely duo. So it doesn't seem like she's in contact with much of her family. No. For good reason. On Monday, Daniel M. Preston, 38 of Parker, Colorado and Jeffrey Paul Hack 30 of Tucson, Arizona, were each charged in 7th District Court with two counts of criminal conspiracy, which are third-degree felonies. Now, so that's pretty immediately just stepping outside of the bounds of prank. Yes.

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I committed a third-degree felony prank. I think mostly because of the threatened bombs and violence and what not. If you toned it back even just like a notch, I reckon you wouldn't even have to go to court, you'd just be a nuisance. Yeah, I think if you just spread a bunch of like really salacious lies, it's not really like a crime. They can't charge you with anything, you can't go to jail for that. Like if you did a speed run of going around the room and sewing the seeds of descent with like juicy goss that you made up. And then at the point where security ask you to leave, you leave, you've not done anything. Yeah, you've not done anything. I mean, you've ruined the vibe.

Even if you just like, like sewed a bunch of dog treats into the wedding dress, and then released like a bunch of really muddy corgis into the wedding. Like, you've not like hurt anyone. If anything, like, you know, on another day, being covered in corgi puppies would be kind of a good day, but not when you're wearing a white dress and it's your wedding, you know. I think any good lawyer could make that argument for you as well. People pay to be smothered by corgis. Yeah, exactly. They're not an aggressive dog. I don't th, I don't they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. they're thi. thi. thi. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. you as well. People pay to be smothered by corgis. Yeah exactly. They're not an aggressive dog! I don't see the problem here!

They're round! They're kind of get up to your face to bite you. They're so loaf-shaped. On August 5th, Sprague walked up to a wedding ceremony being held at the whispering oak ranch near Moab and told one of the wedding planners that quote he had been abducted the night before and that an unknown individual planted bombs in the area and on him according to charging documents. Oh, I didn't do it somebody else planted the bomb. I'm just telling you about it. I'm wearing it. I'm wearing it but I didn't put it there. Somebody else did. Brother genius. You've got about this entirely the wrong way. All this is bad. It's either not a real bomb and that's going to become apparent immediately.

Or you've had to make a bomb and strap it to yourself, which could go wrong in a number of ways. And instead of phoning people to be like, hey, by the way, someone strapped a bomb to me, you've walked up to someone and been like, I'm wearing a bomb. Isn't that crazy? Anyway, bright, look any closer though. Don't look any closer. Are you on the weirdo's table as well? Oh no, best friends table. Interesting. I was not welcome near the bride. Sprague was asked to leave and Grand County Sheriff's deputies were called but were unable to locate him. That's because you told him to leave. You don't, he left. Yeah.

Just stand in the lobby. Who's weighed here? He's out on the ranch making his body into like the perfect silhouette of a cactus so you can't see him just by scanning the horizon. Yeah. About 1230 a.m. on August 6th however, Sprague was spotted again and deputies returned to the area. Nothing. Does that look weird to you? Nothing good happens at a wedding after midnight. You have to stop your wedding hard at midnight. It's one of my core beliefs. I think it's messy. It's sloppy after that. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.a. thia. thi.a. thi. thea. thi. th one of my core beliefs. I only think it's messy. It's sloppy after that.

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Make some new friends from one of your Reddit meetup groups and do it with them first. Please discord meet up first. Yes. I was a the thetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetet. the thiatatatat. th. meet up first. Yes. Yeah. I was a theater kid in country Queensland. So like, say what you will about that vibe. And I will a lot. But I was not, I, you know, I was not doing any of this thing in my adulthood. Like I was at several parties as a teenager where I would be like, you know this isn't an orgy, but

it's not not an orgy. It's not very far away. It's kind of just sort of like a clothing optional massage party at this point. I was like, we're not having sex with each other, but like eight people are making out just like in a room together. Like it's, yeah. We with theater people we're all very connected with our bodies and with everyone else's bodies as well. Too much I would say. Yeah you got to find a happy middle ground between

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drink Bailies and Coke and like it splits instantly. So it's just like chunks of Baileys that don't dissolve in Coke. Why would you put that with Coke? Is that a thing? No it's not a thing or 18 year olds. I bet they thought it was like a white the white white white the white white white th. th th th th they they they th they they they they th they they they th they they they they th they they th they they they they they they they they was like they was like they was like they they they were liked th. they were they was like they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were like like like like like like like like like like like like like like they they they th. th. the the the the. the. the. the. thee. theee. thee. theee. theeeeeean. they they they they they they they Coke? Is that a thing? No, it's not a thing or it's like an 18 year olds. I bet they thought it was like a white Russian or something, you know? Yeah, this is a white Russian. If this is, it's something. If you are watching it do that.

I'm the dude. If you're watching it split like that in the glass, what do you think it's doing once it gets in there? You know? Nothing good. That's like not a drink you drink. That's a drink that I make as an 18-year-old bartender that's no that no one has trained me and I go, oh I have fucked up here. I'll pour this out and start again. I've done something wrong. This isn't, I'm not, no one's paying $9 for that, you know. When you start pouring it out into the sink and half of the drink comes out in one big heavy lump, it wasn't gonna be good. That's personal error.

That's so nasty. Uh, this time Sprague was stopped about two and a half miles from the ranch on the LaSalle Mountain Loop Road. During a search of Sprague's vehicle, deputies found quote a substance, field tested positive for marijuana, a substance that field positive tested, field tested positive for cocaine, two containers of tannerite, a set of nunchucks and a bow and arrow, a bow with arrows. What is the crime? This man was absolutely looking to do some Rambo 3 shit.

I've seen a bunch of videos of gun guys in the states putting tannerite in stuff and shooting it. Yeah. Yeah. And like a lot of the videos, the guys almost accidentally nuking themselves and all the people around them as they they'll like put tanerite in a fridge or a whatever. Yeah, saw some video of a dude who was acting very, very cool and very hard. Shot something with tanerite in, which exploded, and this big fragment of metal has flown past and left a big gouge out of this guy's head. Oh, no.

Not, I should say, not like blowing his head off or anything, but boy his demeanor changed as a whole lot of blood started coming out of his head. Oh no, yeah, man who's like, I can do anything. His tune changes when you start to see his skull. Yeah, yeah, from I am, I am the wielder of death to, oh my god, oh my god. Somebody help. It's, it's fucked that like, I don't know what the, do they sell tannerite? Like, because you can just buy it. You don't need like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the their, his, his, his, his, his, his, his their, his their, his their, his his, his his, his his his his, his his, his his his, his his his, his, his his, his, his his his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his. their, his, his. their, his. their, his. their, his. I don't know what the, do they sell tannerite? Like, because you can just buy it.

You don't need like a special license or whatever. It's just, get it? What is tenorate? Like, what's it for legally? It's an explosive that needs, um, it's not combustible or whatever. Like, if you set it on fire, thear it, like, throwne. they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that. th. th. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, tho. tho. tho. the. tha. th. th. the. you shoot it it does. Is it for like construction and like? I don't know what the legal use of it is but it mostly seems to be for people to fill barrels with and then fire their guns out. I'm just found a video here where somebody is using it for a tenorite gender reveal. Ah. It's not legal in Australia you'll be happy to know. Yeah, a lot of things aren't, interestingly.

And we're trapped. This is a nanny state. Joe Brandon, please come free us. Send us your freedom, Joe Brandon. I watched, um, this is, I'm, I'm watching a lot of movies that men have for my whole life told me to watch. I watched the Big Lebowski the other day. Also a movie, men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, the. the. the. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. th. to watch. I watched the Big Lebowski the other day, also a good movie, also a movie men shouldn't base their personalities on because those characters are not to be like imitated. They're anyway. And then last night I watched super bad,

which I also hadn't seen before, but there was this whole thing about spermicidal lube? And I was like, do we have spermicidal lube, th, I looked it up, we don't. It's not legal because it's got a 79% like efficiency rate, which is not high enough as a contraceptive. So I like a lot of the time when things are not legal in Australia, I'm like, yeah, that's for fair enough. That's fine. Yeah. That's such a low strike rate. It's that one of those ones where it's the statistic over a year of regular use because like that... And it's like perfect use as well. Like no one's using. You know, condoms have like a 99% effectiveness if you use them perfectly. And it's like 95 if you don't. But also I imagine if you used condoms and spermicide or lube you probably be at a better, but the problem is the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's that's th. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's that's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's you don't. But also I imagine if you used condoms and spermicide or loobe, you'd probably be at a better, but the problem is that people don't.

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Let's go! What is it? Let's learn something. It's tannerite. That's crazy. I'm just finding out about it. Ninoxonal nine. What you think that is? Like Diet? I think it's Deet. It's full-streak Deat.

It stops it from moving. Oh, okay. It just paralyzes the scale? That's fun. That's really interesting. Apparently Americans are using tannerite to make targets that they shoot at. You can buy tanerite targets so that you know when you've hit the middle of them and then they explode. Here's a story from from CBC. C.A. In the United States people are embracing tanerite, an explosive used for target practice then posting videos of their exploits on YouTube. A recent video shows a young Georgia man doing just that. The video shows him take aim with a semi-automatic rifle and an old riding lawnmower packed with three pounds of the explosive.

He started firing at this lawnmower, Joe Chapman tells as it happens host Carol off. I don't know if I've ever seen the surname off. In the surname hack seen the surname off. We've, in the stockhouse, we've had the surname hack and the surname off. And they should be a crime-fighting duo. Yes, hacking off, yeah. Well in this guy's case, he managed it all himself. He gets about 30 yards away when he finally strikes what he says is tanner right, and the mower explodes and a piece of the metal from the mower just takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the to to the the the toe the toe the toe th toe the th th the the toe the the the the the the the thean thean thean thean toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe to to from the mower just takes his leg off below the knee. P. Fuck!

Don't do that! This is what I'm saying. And also, I don't like any article that starts with, the United States is embracing, because it's like, what are they not embracing apart from women's rights and trans healthcare? Yes. They're embracing every other fucking thing. Like, they have like eight,

I get so frustrated because I was in Edinburgh last year, and every time I'm in Edinburgh for the fringe, I have to engage with Americans who come to the UK and do jokes that were hack in the 80s of like, oh, we're in England. And I of like, oh we're in England. And I'm like, we're not in England. We're in Scotland. And if you go out on the street right now and tell that joke,

you'll get your head caved in. And they're like, oh, the food's so bad here. And I'm like, well- Coming from you. My goodness, you're from America. Like, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. tho, tho, tho, th. th. tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the. And, to, to, to, to, to, to, toooooooooooooooo. And, toe. And, to, to, to, to, the. And, th. And, this is a festival, like, there's lots of like food trucks and like fried food available, like, but you know, if you go in the shops, there are still vegetables in the supermarkets, but like, you have ingredients in your food that are illegal in Europe? Like, why?

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their food sucks. Don't eat. Don't eat food food food sucks food sucks food sucks. No English food sucks. I'm like, no, English food is great. They actually have a lot of really nice foods, a cultural tradition of making lovely food. Get it together, guys. I was in Perth a few weeks ago for the Perth fringe, and I was staying in a youth hostel, because my career is going to great. And also it's the first time I've ever stayed in a youth hostel. And it was like me and just three other Irish women in bunk beds.

And the Irish woman above me was like, I just moved to Australia yesterday. And I was like, oh, hey, welcome. She's like, I'm going to go do my like farm work in the middle of W.A. And I was like, can you maybe give me your number and I'll just check in? Because like, no one knows where you are. Like, I worry about sending random Irish women into the desert. Anyway, I'm sure she's all right, but she was like, I told her that I was moving to the UK. And she was like, truly, and not because she was stupid, just because she had never, ever considered it as an option before. She was like, I've never thought of someone

going in the opposite direction. She's like, I've, why? And I'm like, oh, we have different goals. You want like cost of living and food and like a nice life and I wanted arts career, so we got to swap. I mean, that's a great setup for a out ofof-place comedy movie where you just do steal each other's identities. Like a wife swap situation.

Yeah. More of a life swap. No, no, like wife swap. I think it's kind of like wife swap. What was that, Selina Gomez movie? I feel like she was in like, thi they were like swabbed. Yeah one of them's a princess and one of them works in a farm but they look the same because they're both Selena Gomez. Yeah it's like a parent trap situation but with no parents allowed. No parents. Just... Just the worst parts of adult life just try to

swim through muck. That was maybe the plot of the holiday actually. Yeah yeah it was it was it was. It was. It was. It the same. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. Because. Because the the the the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because the the the same. Because the same. Because the same they're both they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're both. Because they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're both. Because the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because they're both the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because they're both both the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they're both both both both both. Because they're both. Because they'reuck. And that was maybe the plot of the holiday, actually. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was. It was. Police also report finding firearm ammunition in the vehicle, as well as a small plastic bottle with a paper sticking out of the top, fashioned it a manner that was to appear like a Molotov cocktail. Was it like had flames drawn on it?

Yeah. It's good picture. Like, obviously, it's a plastic bottle, so it won't, it won't work, because the bottle won't break when you throw it. Yeah. So... Oh, it's a plastic bottle. That's like if your kid was doing a presentation about various explosives and you made a

molet off their poster board. Yeah, exactly. as an example for the like poster board as like a plastic bottle with like... For their IRA poster board. After his arrest, Grand County Sheriff's Deputies were contacted by the bride of the wedding and several of her friends and family members who all noted, quote, the possibility of a conspiracy between Sprague and estranged family members. I love telling people about the possibility of a conspiracy. Oh, the Sprague conspiracypiracy? That Robert Ludlund book? Robert Ludlum writing a lot about nunchucks.

The spraying ultimate. Jason Bourne could kill a man with anything, especially. A plastic bottle with paper stuck in it. Yeah, plastic bottle, Nchucks and some cocaine. Quote, the reason for the concern of conspiracy having occurred is because when the bride's mother was uninvited from the wedding, she called the bride and told her that if she is not going to be allowed at the wedding, she would crash it and that the bride would regret not inviting her. Right, so it's less of a conspiracy more of a like we knew, we know exactly who did this.

Direct threat. Very A to B logic jump there. I don't like that this article doesn't tell us why the mom was uninvited. Like that's all I could think about. Yes. Yeah, what happened? Who did what to who? Yeah, because I'm on the bride. 100% like whatever happened, she deserved it. It was correct to uninvite her for sure.

Sometimes articles like this where it's like, bride asked woman to get facial reconstruction surgery so that she looks like the rest of their wedding so that she doesn't ruin the look of her wedding where I'm like, I'm not on the bride side. Here, I'm like, yeah, man, maybe move further away from your family. Bride asks hotter bridesmaid to have surgery to become uglier before wedding. Yeah, like tattoo removal. Is it too much? It's like, yes. There are so many of those. And like, all the English tabloids, which are mostly the ones publishing these, always frame it as a question. Like, is this all right? Yeah, because it like farms engagement or whatever, but it's always, yeah, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, thi, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. thi, the. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the right? Yeah, because it like farms engagement or

whatever, but it's always, yeah, she did judo moves on her bridesmaids because she believed they were stealing her limelight. Some people think this is fine, do you? Yeah. I would say it's a bad sign that if the immediate reaction of the bride's mother to be uninvited is like, I'm gonna fucking ruin your wedding? Explosives. Yeah. When Sprague was further questioned by police, he claimed Hacked had told him to come to Moab and quote, crash the wedding, the aft David states. Sprague denied being to to use explosives, fireworks, or any other device as such and said that he believes he was supposed to get too drunk and cause a scene.

Sprague also denies any sort of payment. He just decided to have fun with it. Yeah. Just go where the improv took him, you know? Go above and beyond. They said, fuck the wedding and he said, how hard? You want it ruined or ruined want it ruined, ruined? How many survivors do you mean?

Do you want someone to tell other people the tale of what happened to the way? We can either make this small town news or like Wikipedia article level, like what? She's never getting uninvited. We can get this wedding underneath the Challenger disaster in a list if you need it. We can go all the way. We can, he's like, I don't know if this is going to be a specific nerd reference, but has anyone read the last hero by Terry Pratchett? But there's this bit where the hero is they're going to the top of the mountain where the gods, like the gods, like the gods, like, the gods, the gods, the gods, the gods, the gods, the gods, the gods, the gods, the gods, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, has, their, has, has, has their, has their, their, their, has their, has their, has their, has their, has their, has their, has their, has their, is their, is their, is their, is their, is their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, thi.e. Wea, tho. Wea, to tho. Wea, thoooo. Wea, their, their, their, their, their, their, they're going to the top of the mountain where the gods live to kill the gods and they bring a bard along with them because they need him to write a song about the, like, you know, an ode about the heroic exploits about what happened.

This is, he's like, I can destroy the wedding and I can make it into a folk song if you need. Like a thousand years when when the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their thereetertermixenenen. I will thoomereeatolia'er. I will tho'er. I can't tho'er. I can't tho-a'er's thoids'er. I can't thoids'er. their their their god. their gode. their god. their god. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their theateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateatheauuu. It will will will. Soa'eckeckeckeck. Wea'eckeckeckonononong. Wea'eckecke.. Soa'er. Soe. It's like a thousand years when we're post-technology we'll be singing the tale of Sprague. The massacre at Sprague. Yes, truly. Look, I think, I don't know, I still can't take aside till I know what the mother did. Oh yeah, we gotta find out. You know she deserved it.

This might have been a bridesz situation. We don't know. It could be. Possible Bridezilla something? Investigators downloaded spraying cell phone data. Bad side. If the feds are like their wiretapping you because of a wedding crash, you've wedding crash far too hard. Yeah. You have wedding crash too close to the sun. Initially when the first thing was we found weed on him, I was so ready to just be on his side. I'm like, let the man smoke some weed. And then it was like eight other things where I was like, oh no, never mind.

That's almost an outlier. He's doing domestic terrorism actually. Yeah, once you get to Nunchucks, a bow and arrow and explosives, you're like, okay. All right. Oh, I forgot about the bow and arrow. Not a good side. Also, even if he hadn't brought the nunchucks to ruin the wedding, just keeping them in your car, red flag. He shouldn't have them for sure.

Yeah. Like, I have a cricket bat in my car, but that's, that,, it's believable that I might one day want to play cricket, you know. A little bit of beach cricket with some friends, or when you absolutely have to kneecap someone in a life or death situation. This is the same, yeah, exactly. You know, looking at me and knowing me as a person, I've never played cricket in my life, but it's not an unreasonable thing to have in a car, whereas nunchucks, that would have, you know, motive. You can't play cricket with nunchucks. I know that much. You can't.

You can't play cricket with nuncheux. You can't play cricket with nonchucks. Q the John Williamson song, let's go. All right downloaded Sprague cell phone data and discovered that between July 14th and August 7th he had been in communication with Hack and Preston and that they were, quote, multiple text and phone calls with Sprague, Hack and Preston discussing Spraig going to Moab to crash the wedding and encourage his activities for that day. So you're gonna go and ruin the wedding for money, yes. I'll send you to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to the the wedding to the wedding the wedding to the wedding to the wedding the wedding to the wedding the wedding to the wedding to the wedding the wedding the wedding to to the wedding the wedding the wedding to to the wedding to the ruin the wedding? I am going to go and ruin the wedding for money, yes. I'll send you the itinerary for the things we want you to do to ruin the wedding. Sprague was questioned by police again in November. This time he said that, quote,

Hack gave him specific information of people that going to be at the wedding in order to talk his way in. Sprague also to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the wedding. to to to the wedding to the wedding to the wedding to to to the wedding to to to to the wedding to to to to to to to to to the wedding. the wedding in the wedding in the wedding in to to to to the wedding in to to to to the wedding in to to to to to to to to to to the wedding. to the wedding. to to to the wedding in to to to the wedding in. the wedding in to the wedding in. the wedding in the wedding in the wedding. the wedding. the wedding. Sen the wedding the wedding the wedding the wedding the wedding the wedding the wedding in to the wedding in the wedding in to to the wedding in the wedding in to to the wedding in the wedding in to to the wedding in to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the he asked Hack $400 in order to buy supplies and a shirt going to the charges. Two options. To attend like a nice shirt? Either a nice shirt so that he could you know match the tone of the wedding or he didn't own a shirt at all before this. That's believable to me because the kind of guy who's like I've got nothing to lose I'll blow up a wedding yeah he doesn't have a shirt for sure that's not the thing but no shirt no shoes he's getting service nowhere and he's arguing that he should be allowed to everywhere it goes yeah what's the problem bro I'm not I'm wearing pants yeah well I'm wearing cutoffs I'm wearing gullots my dick is covered that's right Please serve me a Palmer.

Sprague was convicted in December of criminal mischief, yep, and two counts of unlawful possession of a weapon tied to the wedding threats. He was given a suspended prison sentence and jail sentence in January and instead sentenced to three years of probation. Well I would like to vote that criminal mischief is the name of the folk band that writes the tale of this event. It's such a wonderful term and so far I think we've only ever seen it in like American crimes. It's just so funny to have a sort of a casual. Yeah for like that is exactly what this is. You were doing some crazy shit to the thi. It's a little silly. It's that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's the is thi is thi. That's the. That's thi. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. That's th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi's the the the the the the the the the the the thea. the the the the thea. the the thea. the the the the tha the tha tha tha tha's tha that it was a problem. It was a little silly. Doing crime in a bit of a silly way. Hi everybody, it's me. It's Theo. Now I guarantee you I'm more afraid of recording this promo than you are of listening to it, so hear me out. If you haven't already, maybe check out our

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It's kind of the point of it, right? Well you'd think that wouldn't you? And maybe it is or isn't. You'll be the judge. Here we go. Very bold, strong start on this one. I married my sexy Asian wife last year. Oh boy. I don't like that phrase. Didn't like it the race at all. Don't put. You don't, you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you to, you to, you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th.. That phrase didn't like to hit the e-wrong. Didn't have to add her race at all. You don't have to say the race of your wife. It makes it very weird. I'm white, she's Japanese, both late 20s. Yeah, we knew that.

Yeah, I wasn't expecting another Japanese person to say my sexy Asian wife. If you know what, if it had been a Japanese man saying that, I would have been fine with it. Yeah. Good for him. Although I would not be fine with a white man saying my sexy white wife. No, that would be very, very bad. That's the same vibe of a joke that I had to cut from my show last year because people thought it was too much about how I have the that, I have th th th th thi.. thin. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi that, I have the that, I have that, I have their their that, I have thin, I have thin, I have thin, I have thin, I have thin, I'd thin' thin' th th thi, I would have thi, I thi, I would be thin, I thin, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, I thi, I thi, I thin I thi, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I have thin, I have thin, I would thin, I would thin, I've thin, I would be thin, I've thin, I'd thin, I'd thin, I'd thin, I'd thin, I'd thin, I would be thin, I would be thin, I a joke that I had to cut from my show last year because people thought it was too much about how I have the look and tone of someone who's looking, like

my vibe is someone who's looking for like their perfect white supremacist wife. Like a homesteader. I'm the perfect gal for someone with a lot of like traditional Nordic run tattoos. That's my, their Pinterest boards all me baby. It's not true though you'd be perfectly happy with a sexy Asian husband. That's true, I would. And I would refer to him thusly exclusively. Ideally.

On the wedding day, I'd be like, would you take this man to be your sexiation? I do. We had a great sex life, fairly experimental. Okay. Yeah. Brackets, she once stripped naked in a swimming pool in front of my friend. And we have talked about cuckolding a lot, but have never done anything, I think. Uh... You kind of... If you think, then like, you should know. You have to be a participant.

That's not the same thing. If you're not cognizant of it, like, I don't think that's cuckled. Yeah, you can't come to the knowledge that you're being cuckled and be likeededededed, you thomed, you thired, you're like, you're like, you're thired, you're thired, you're thired, you're thired, you're thined, you're thin, you're thin, you're thin, you're thin, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thin, you're thin, you're thi, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're that's, you're that's, you're that's, you're that's, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you that's, you that, you thi, knowledge that you're being cuckolded and be like, oh I was into this the whole time. Like, yeah. There's a difference. You're being cheated up. Retroactively assigned the horniness to something after finding out it happened. You might come to it in the moment that you find out, but you've not been coming

to it the whole time. Wink! Since marrying, we have become comfortable. The sex became less frequent, but we are very happy together. However, in the last month, and without a word of warning, she has completely stopped having sex with me. I haven't seen her naked. She goes to another room to shower and change. Well, yeah, that's the bathroom.

That's what I do that as well. She goes to this mysterious room in the house that I've never used. mysterious room in the house that I've never used. What are tiles in there? For me, this is hard, but great. Okay. I'm turned on all the time trying to get a glimpse of a sexy bod, but I'm so frustrated. What kind of pathetic husband doesn't even get to see his wife naked? Oh, a really pathetic one. I think that's disgusting. Don't know, he's listening to this and he's loving that. Or is he? She refuses to talk about sex, but I think she's doing this on purpose.

Either that, or she has lost respect for me as a man and has lost sexual interest in me. I think it might be the latter. The only two options. No, she might there could be lots of stuff going on. She might have grown a tail. There's like a huge spectrum of reasons this could be happening. The fact that you think it's either she's doing a bit or she hates me as a man is insane behavior. Like no concern for her in any way? Like, oh, boy.

Okay. Also imagine being in that position, believing those are the two options, but that the sides are indistinguishable. Yeah, like, they're this the same. She's deliberately doing this to turn me on. She's either try to thrill me to no end, or she wants me dead. And it looks exactly the same. And it feels the same. This is a don't look at the porcelain man situation here. Don't look into it.

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This is the thing, almost every Reddit post, I'm like, is she in a coma? Like, why can't you have a conversation with her? Oh, that's the answer to all of them, right? Just ask your partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner partner to to to to thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho tho tho tho tho tho to thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho tho tho tho thooooo thoooooooooooooo thooooo thooooo too too too too too to to the answer to all of them, right? Just ask, just ask your partner a question. It's also like 99% of the time if like a friend is having like an interpersonal problem or whatever and they bring it to you and you have a conversation about it. The answer is almost always you need to talk to them about it, but no one ever wants to do that. The far better thing to do to do th i i i i i i i thapapthat, the far better thing to do is to talk about it for days on end and agonize about it. And then never, never confront your part. Talking is awkward.

It's hard. Even though we would probably instantly solve it one way or the other. Maybe just ask like a couple of million strangers in R slash cuckold. See what they think. It's a very strange vibe that we've got going on here, which is like guy guy who who, like, like, like, th, th, and a th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, never never never thi, got going on here, which is like guy who, and fair enough, this is in the cock-holding subreddit, so I can understand that that's how he's providing this context, but like, guy who so far seems to be defining himself by a series of fetishes and defining his wife by her racial characteristics and everything. That's so right. So like, yeah, we've got this guy who's very focused on, this guy this is, this this this this, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is this is this is this is this is this this is this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this is, and this is, and this is, and this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this th, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi-a, and thi-careareare the-c, and the-a, and, and, and, and, their theiiii-c, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th by her racial characteristics and everything. So like, yeah, we've got this guy who's very focused on on sex and sex-related characterizations categories with his wife who refuses to talk about sex.

But only now, I think, recent development. She's just, she's just, something has probably occurred. I think we're missing something here. I think, recent development. Just recently. She's just offered. Something has probably occurred. I think we're missing something here. I think he's left something out. Maybe his wife married a guy who won't shut up about cuckolding. Well, yeah, there's that. That's true. Also, I don't know much about the R slash cuckleding community, but I don't think you're supposed tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I tho tho tho tho tho tho- thi, I thi, I tho- tho- tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' tho-a-a' tho-a-n, I tho-n, I, I, I tho-a, I, I, I tho-a, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'er'-n'er'er'er'er'er'er'er-n'er'er'er-n'er-a'er, tho'er, tho but I don't think you're supposed to go on there

and ask, am I being cuckled? I think- Am I currently being cuckled? There is a shockingly large amount of that, actually. I spent a fair bit of time looking at it this week. For work, for work. This is what I do for a job, okay? And it's don't know it's like a 50 50 50 mix of people being like like letters to playboy style things you know where they're

describing a sort of a scenario scenario that isn't happening yeah like it might have happened but maybe oh that I had sex with happened, but maybe it's just a fantasy. I had sex with my masseuse and it's like, no you did. Yeah, you either did it or you- In this one it's my wife had sex with her, masseuse. Yeah, I am, yeah. I was on a different podcast up recently, oh god, I just dropped 100 things on the ground. I'll be fine, probably. That was on a different, a things, a things, a things, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thing, a thin, a thin, a thin, a thin, I thin, I thin, I tho, I tho, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. It, th. It, a, a th. It, a thin, a thin, a thin, a thin, a thin, a thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, ths on the ground. I'll be fine, probably. That was on a different podcast.

I dropped a thing, a hundred things on the ground. I left. I'm avogar. Experimental. Yeah. And they were talking about a kind of spider that like detaches its own penis. And I was like, oh, that's like those guys on Reddit.

And then I was like, oh, this this this this this this this this this this is this is about this is about this is about this is about this is about this is about this is about this is about this is about this is about this is about thua thua thus thus like, oh this is about to expose me as someone who talks to Tom Walker and Demi Lardner a lot. Because I know that there are men on the internet whose fetish is cutting off their own penis. And then when they do it, they're sad because they can't do it again. And it's like, yeah, of course, yes, obviously that is a one and done kind of situation. Like, I can't stress enough how you should have thought this through before you did it. It's so funny to have the like Alexander weeping No More Worlds to Conquer moment because you're looking down at the bloodied stump of your own penis. I only regret that I have but one penis to cut off.

It's literally. But apparently the detactable penis spider has two penises so. Oh well. They give it twice. At the very least they get to do it twice. God damn. Yeah it's like a real fetish right. That's why there were all those, before we had the internet and we could just have like subreddits where people talk about how much they want to do it, how they fantasize about it. They were just like random borderline folklore stories of like, oh, there was that German guy who cut off his penis. And everyone's like, that's so crazy.

We're gonna remember that one story forever and now you could go on Reddit be like 80 guys talking about it. 12,000 people in their subredit. What the fuck? Like that guy who like I feel like when I was in primary school the like the story of the guy who posted that he wanted to eat someone and then someone was like I want to be eaten and then he ate that guy and then he a beautiful story I think it was a beautiful the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I that that that th. I that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that. I that. I th. I th. I the. I the. I a beautiful story. I think it was a beautiful story as well. And then he... German as well, right? Is that a classic German cannibalism story? It's German-esque, for sure.

It's like, well, we spent most of the first episode of this podcast talking about. Oh, is that true? I'm pretty sure. No, that remember this correctly, this is the one where he was cooking different parts of the body in different ways as well, like he stir-fried the penis. Well, you would, yeah, you'd want to have some experimentation on it. Yeah, goddamn. But then I think he still got arrested because a person who says they want to be eaten isn't mentally well enough to consent to being eaten. Yeah, it's a real catch 22. th, like, like, like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was th th th th th th heat, he was th thi, he was, he was, he was, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he he, he he, he th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th thi th the thi thi thi thi thi he he he he he he thi they want to be eaten isn't mentally well enough to consent to

being eaten. Yeah, it's a real catch 22. Which I think is unfair. I think so. You can only take someone at their word. He said he wanted to be eaten. Yeah. Want to this to episode one discussing the ethics of inviting someone to eat your dick

with you. Wow. Now I cannot stress enough do not listen. Don't go back. Oh no. If the number you're looking at is below 200? No, before 150. No, but before 150. There's like three good episodes before 150 that, um, asking the discord, they'll tell you which ones they have. I'm sorry to have brought it back to it how are we can probably handle it better this time. Let me reiterate, I love this situation. It has brought us very close and we have really all-loving relationship. The further apart we get. This is like, he finishes by saying I'm wondering what's next up? Divorce!

Oh, now it's so funny that you say that, because the first reply, the first word of that is just, divorce! Yeah. That's not a woman who's like getting you aroused. It's someone who is like slowly pulling back from you. So this person is written, divorce, exclamation mark. That said, this is pretty hot. I just don't think it all worked out like we'd all hope. We'd all hope.

This is so fraught. Your fetish makes some situations very complicated to untangle. Yeah, and you're getting advice from the exact wrong kind of people. Although, pretty good advice considering that like this guy, like this guy's like, that's, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is, th is, th is like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, you're getting advice from the exact wrong kind of people. Although, pretty good advice considering that like this guy said, no, this looks bad, instead of just being like, holy fucking shit, dude. She thinks you're so pathetic. She doesn't even want to let you think about it. Like she literally thinks he's pathetic, I think.

Yeah, not in a sexy way. But then is, I, I, I, I, I, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. thi. thi-I thi-a' thi-a' thi-a' thi-a' thi-a' thi-a' that's that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi-it-it-it-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-a-s-a-a-sa'-a'-a'-a'-a'-a'-a'er-a'er-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. thinks he's pathetic, I think, and not in a sexy way. Not in it, yeah. But then it's more sincere, is that better for you? Is that better for the cuckold? Like I, all credit, and in full fairness to R slash cuckold, I was deliberately looking for bad situations and bad advice. And 95% of the time, people would respond to unhealthy situations by being like, well, that, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, if that, is that, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that's that that's that's thi, that's thi, thi, th% of the time people would respond to unhealthy situations by being like, well that does sound extremely hot, but I don't think this will work out for you in the long term and it would be very unhealthy. Like there was one where someone was like, oh I just got a divorce from my wife of eight years,

and I was really upset and I learned that last week she went out and started making out with a guy and fucked him and then she told me about it and now I'm still pretty upset but it's very hot and she knows that I think it's very hot and I'm wondering whether we can maintain a relationship where we're divorced but she's still cuckolding me by getting fucked by other guys. Yeah that's the ultimate cuckldld is th is th is th is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus. thus, thus, the thus, the thi, the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I I I I I I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I's thi, I's thi, I's thi, I's thi, thi, thi, theeeeat theuuu-I thu-I thu-I'm thu-I'm thu-I'm thu-I'm thi, ththat's the ultimate, the ultimate cuckold is being divorced because you have no control over who the other person is sleeping with. Everyone waited in to be like, maybe just break off contact

because that sounds like it won't be good for you in the long term. It doesn't sound very good, emotionally. Call your mom, maybe. Yeah. But all, like, how do you disentangle those feelings of being like, I'm so profoundly sad but this is making me so unbelievably horny? It's the saddest boner. The saddest, hardest boner. Another reply here. She has lost respect for you and is obviously upset. Then he's done the face that's sort of the, to colon and then a slash, so it's like a crooked sort of grimace.

Yeah. There's some that'll do it and some that just says no and it's the end of that chapter. So sound advice from that person I think. And the original poster is replied, no, I'm not sure about that. Like I said, our relationship as a whole could be healthier. She has just cut me off sexually, which is, as I said, I quite enjoy.

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He's physically in relationships. I love this. Like particularly in relationships when people are a lot younger and I think like, you know, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's liketo like have a sad conversation that will improve things in the long run, you know? And this lady's just doing the, he'll get the picture. He'll get the picture and he's just getting hornier and hornier, loving it so much. Hmm. I think that was technically an episode of the podcast. Buntavista, Grace, thank you so much for joining us.

Are you doing the whole God-dam comedy festival touring circuit, it appears over the next couple months? Let me know if I've got the right of this. You're doing Melbourne International Comedy Festival at the end of March, start of April. Yes. You're doing one show in your beautiful home city of Toulomba on May 4th? Yes. We will see how that goes. Yeah, what venue are you doing it at? The Beautiful Empire Theater. Oh not the big room, the church, but, um, that, it's exciting because that's where I like, like, spent all my time as an adolescent. I had my first kiss right out the front of that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their toomeauu.eau. tea. tooooom. tea. tea. tea. tea. their tooooom. their where I like spent all my time as an adolescent I had my first kiss right out the front of that theater so

it's gonna be nice my school formal photos also taken in that theater so wow pretty weird kid to be honest to attach to a building but hey at least comedy audiences in regional Queensland very friendly and I'm sure it'll be a great show. I hope so. A lot of my old teachers coming. Very critical of my school that show, but let's find out. Oh, fuck yeah.

You're doing Brisbane Comedy Festival as well. Your shows are in about mid-May, I think. And then you're doing Sydney Comedy Festival after that. Like straight afterwards. Yes. And then you're doing Sydney Comedy Festival after that. Sydney Comedy Festival after that. Like straight afterwards. It's like... Yes. And then the next week, I'm moving to the UK.

That's a busy, god-dame couple of months. Yeah, packing it in and then, yeah, Edinburgh fringe in August. Good Lord. So if you're in Tewumber, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane or Edinburgh. Check those out. Yeah, come along. The show's called Oh, The Horrors. Mostly it's called that because my producer asked me to name this year's show in the middle of last year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

And I was like, what the fuck do you want from me? And yes, and also because I'm trying to offset my cherubic face because people think I'm very sweet and I dress like a child from a picture book and then I do heinous jokes and people are shocked. So I'm trying to, I'm trying to rebrand but I don't want to get a nose ring. Just give a nose ring. I'm thinking I might eventually have to because I am queer but no one can tell. So if no one figures it out in the next like year I'm going to have to get a nose ring and a Joan of Arc tattoo and I'm not happy about it but something's got to be done. So I asked my graphic designer to put a bunch of like bats and knives and spiders around my head on the poster. I. Well. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm th. I'm thin. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm th. I might th. I might th. I might th. I might th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm the. So I asked my graphic designer to put a bunch of like bats and knives and spiders

around my head on the poster to see if that would like offset its cherubic nature. I got a Ruben K quote that says she's outrageously dark. I'm doing everything I can to avoid nanos coming to my show. They love my face, not my material. I'm getting, oh, no, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We lost her partway through the plugs, which is why there is no more grace here, but we are at the end of the episode.

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